The Mikey Show - Rock 105.3 - 09/02/08
Tuesday, September 2, 2008
Daily Audio 2008KIOZRock 105.3
Chad Ochocinco name changeHurricane Gustav coveragedating and bad breathDon LaFontaineSarah Palin debatecondo renovation disasterbargain fountain failureDiddy political rantDavid Duchovny addictioncentipede stingfurry conventionsMichael Jackson interview
The show marveled at Chad Johnson legally becoming Chad Ochocinco, reported Don LaFontaine's death, and ridiculed the dangerous spectacle of television reporters standing in Hurricane Gustav. P1 Nicole asked whether ending a relationship over chronic bad breath was cruel, while Mikey argued that honest feedback was kinder than trying to rebuild an unsuitable partner. Eddie recounted a disastrous attempt to ready his condo for tenants, and Sky matched him with the story of an $80 fountain that crumbled and peeled as soon as it ran. Sarah Palin's selection triggered arguments about experience, family scrutiny, and Alaska's relevance, capped by Sean Combs's rambling anti-Palin video. The stranger comedy came from Dr. Wayne hijacking the David Duchovny discussion, Rebecca's story about a centipede stinging Erica's toddler, questions about Sean's furry past, and a dark riff on Michael Jackson's fiftieth-birthday interview.
What happened, in order
Chad Becomes Ochocinco
Eddie called Chad Johnson's legal name change to Chad Ochocinco genius while the crew wondered how the NFL could object to putting his new surname on his jersey.
Hurricane Theater
The crew welcomed Hurricane Gustav's weakening but mocked television reporters who stood in dangerous wind and flying debris merely to prove they were at the storm.
The Bad-Breath Breakup
P1 Nicole asked whether she was wrong to end a two-month relationship over the man's chronic bad breath, and Mikey argued that her tactful honesty may have helped him.
The Movie Voice Falls Silent
The hosts reported that trailer voice legend Don LaFontaine had died at 68 from complications of a collapsed lung and wondered who could replace his unmistakable voice.
Palin Enters the Race
Mikey, Sky, and Eddie debated John McCain's little-known running mate Sarah Palin, her thin national profile, her pregnant teenage daughter, and whether her Alaska experience qualified her for the presidency.
Eddie's Condo Catastrophe
Eddie's attempt to prepare his condo for renters spiraled through a canceled carpet cleaning, sparking electrical work, a failed day-laborer hire, mismatched paint, and a near miss between a Wii remote and his new televi
The Eighty-Dollar Fountain
Sky and her husband spent a day assembling an $80 Mexican fountain whose base crumbled, water dribbled from only one side, and finish bubbled off as soon as the pump ran.
Diddy Versus Palin
Sean Combs posted a video attacking McCain's Palin choice by arguing that Alaska lacked the crime and Black communities needed to understand the country, which the show found both funny and incoherent.
Dr. Wayne's Confession
A discussion of David Duchovny's pornography addiction became a bizarre Dr. Wayne call about his own supposed sex addiction, bushy breasts, and an undefined karate class in Balboa Park.
Centipede in the Crib
Rebecca relayed how her friend Erica found a thick three-inch centipede crawling over and twice stinging her crying toddler during a nap.
Sean's Furry Past
The crew pressed Sean about his former habit of dressing as a panda for anthropomorphic conventions and refused to accept his insistence that the gatherings were not sexual.
Michael Jackson at Fifty
The show played Michael Jackson's fiftieth-birthday interview and turned his comments about cartoons, children, and his happiest years into an extended dark parody.
People mentioned
MikeyEddieSkyBoston RobAshleySeanChad JohnsonP1 NicoleDon LaFontaineSarah PalinJohn McCainSean CombsDavid DuchovnyDr. Wayne
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know what's going on with it. You haven't decided what you're going to do there yet, right? Well, the thing is, is I wanted to get a haircut. I was going to get a haircut. My fiance don't want to get a haircut. What does she want you to do? She wants me to grow it out to where I can, like, style it and, you know, cut it but have a style to it. So I just wanted to get a fade this weekend. But she, like, kept... You mean like Joey Fatone from New Kids on the Block? Doesn't he have a fade? Yeah. That's a fade. Hey, listen, welcome to the show. It feels like Monday, but it's Tuesday. And Sky just told me moments before we went on the air that the kids are going back to school. A bunch of kids are back to school today. Oh. Yeah, like the biggies, you know, the big San Diego Unified and Sweetwater and all the big ones are going back today. Awesome. Yeah. A lot of butterflies in the belly for a lot of kids and nerves and all that stuff. And don't even worry about it. Listen, let me tell you. If you're a kid and you're listening right now, you know the nerves that you feel right now or if you're nervous or whatever. Let me tell you something. Enjoy these nerves. These are tiny ones. They really are. They're like on a scale of one to ten. They're a two. Honestly. Honestly.
I know that words like mortgage mean nothing to you right now. Oh, they will. Oh, man. They don't mean a thing to you right now. But one day, I'm telling you, you'll think back and you'll go, oh, you're going to want to be like Dorothy clicking your heels together three times. If only I could go back. If only I could go back to that first disc. I thought that was nervous. I'll tell you what, man. So anyway. Well, if you're really nervous, just don't go. Well, that is one awful option. No, not the way to start. No, it'll be cool. It usually takes about a week to get normal at school. You know, because the second day of school feels like the second day of school. And the third day feels like the third day. And it feels like that for a while until you're not feeling like it's a certain day anymore. It just feels like you're going to school. I have no idea what it's like at school anymore. I bet if we all went back for a day, we'd trip out. Oh, for sure. Oh, I'd love it. You would? I'd be the smartest kid there. Yeah. I've had dreams that I went back to high school. You did? And I'm just like, I'm getting all the questions right. I'm nailing it on the tests. Yeah. But. I did not pay attention. I didn't pay attention enough. I wish I would have. My name is Mikey. I'm the host of the show. I'm 38 years old. And.
I do not speak Spanish even though I have a Spanish surname. Esparza. Let's see. Eddie is our producer. There's seven people I'm going to introduce you to here. That's crazy. Seven people on the Mikey show. Eddie is my best friend of over 20 years. Long time. And he's our producer, our sports guy. He does a pregame show for the Chargers too. And he is 35 years old. And in a little while, We'll be talking about his weekend, which was crazy. Crazy weekend. Oh, no. Oh, yeah, you could say that. Skye is our news girl. She's 30 years of age. What are you wearing today? I got comfies on. I got a nice oversized charger shirt and some sweatpants. There you go. And some slippies, and I'm feeling good. That charger shirt looks like, is that your charger shirt, or did you borrow that from the hub?
It's mine. I got it from the station, but I guess they only had larges. There we go. Sean is our sound effects man. Don't you laugh at me. He is 38. It's free, you know. Oh, shush. It sits you. Oh, shush. He will be joining us two days this week. Yay! Because he lives up in the Bay Area, but this week he will be live with us in studio on Thursday and Friday. Oh, my. Yes. That'll be awesome. Ashley is our assistant producer. She is 25 years of age, blonde, brown skin. Has a boyfriend named Mark. And she's very in love. And she has a fat little dog. And the dog's name is Sammy. What the heck was that? Boston Rob. Yeah.
He's our man about town. Need a haircut. That's right. In between area with that hair. Not really sure what it's about. He's from Boston, Massachusetts. Grew up in a community in Boston called Hopkinton. It's where the marathon starts, Mike. That's right. He's got the word Boston tattooed on his neck. So cool. That's right. Thanks, man. That's right. That's my boy. And then there is Roosevelt Zethian Oates III, Jr., Esquire, MD, DDS, Inc. Man. Rosie. You can call us if you want to. 570-1053 is the phone number. And we take open phones right now, so you can call about anything. It's an open forum. Big week, man. End of the week is the Hall of Fame. Hall of Fame broadcast live from Harrah's Rincon. It's going to be ginormous. There's no other way to describe it. Ginormous. On sale dates for Metallica coming up in the seven hour. Yep. And OK, if you if you have not, I think you should take Friday off personally. Come join us up at Harrah's.
Now listen, we got two packages that you can check out at MikeyShow.com. Two packages that are ginormous. We got one for $149. We got one for $299. And the $149 package is an overnight stay. The $299 package is two nights stay. And most of us on the show are going to be staying both nights and partying, hanging out with you. It's a big weekend. And we urge you to go to MikeyShow.com, type in the keyword fame, and get hooked up. Come and hang out with us. We're talking staying there at Harrah's Rincon, which is nice. Sky loves that place. Oh, yeah, we stay there all the time. And it's nice, right? Oh, yeah, like their standard rooms are like, you know, what you would pay to upgrade at a different hotel. It's really nice. They're like 500 square feet. You're very comfy in those rooms. Awesome! They're big. Yeah. So you got that. Plus the place is relatively new. Oh, they just redid the whole pool area. Oh, dude, it's beautiful. So if you buy the package, you get to stay overnight. You get a hot breakfast buffet the next morning at the P1 Hall of Fame induction. You watch the P1 Hall of Fame induction. And you're also going to be able to play poker with us because Thursday night we're playing poker.
Now, if you do that more expensive package, the $2.99 one, you get another night stay. You get to go roll VIP for Boston Rob's bachelor party Friday night, which is going to be huge. It's going to be awesome. Yesterday, we gave a Thomas the Train train set to Jake. A what? Thomas the Train wooden train set. Okay. And he flipped out. Like, I've never seen him so happy about anything. We videotaped it. He loves that thing. He loves that Thomas the Train. Is that the train that has, like, the face on the front? Yeah, which Rebecca thinks is creepy and I think is kind of creepy. Yes, I agree. But he really likes it. But he had a bad dream last night, and I think it was because he got too wound up with it. Like, he spent two hours with it. And I don't know. I just think it tripped him out. 570-1053. Give us a call. Text us, too. 35253. What's Hampooning is on the line. Oh, it's good. It's good. How are you? I'm doing pretty good myself. I just saw my way to work. I was just wondering, I want to get Eddie's take on Chad Ochocinco. Eddie? This is utterly genius. Genius? Wait. Absolute genius. I think you're using the wrong word. We all know Chad Johnson, the wide receiver from the Bengals. He's a bit of a...
Yes. Kind of a clown. Yeah. And he decided he wanted to legally change his name. And he legally changed his name to Chad Ochocinco. He did not. Legally. He did not. Legally. He really did. So now on the back of his jersey, he can legally put Ochocinco. Shut up. Because that's his last name now. That's his last name. You've got to be kidding me. What? What if he gets cut, goes to another team, and he's ocho cuatro? What a nut. He's crazy. He's nuts. He's legally nuts. What do you think about that, P1? What's hampooning? I agree with that. I think it's genius. I just wanted to be in that room when that judge decided, okay, that's fine. You can change your name to ocho cinco. And now the team has to change his jersey. Yeah. I mean, the NFL said it was looking into the matter, but what are they going to look at? Yeah, it's his name. That's what he changed his name to. You can't look. You're not going to look very far. As far as his Ohio driver's license. His legal right. That's right. P1 Nikki, what's up? Hey, Mikey, I have a question for you. All right. Were you at the elephant bar Sunday night?
Yes. I saw you. You were? Yeah. Putting some back or what? What's going on? Just throwing back some cocktails. Nice. Good job. Pouring them back. Get it. Yeah. I was like sitting right there, and then when I walked by you, I was like, oh, my God. Oh. Oh, my goodness. Isn't my wife pretty? Yeah, she is. She's so cute. She's so pretty to me. Yeah, talk about it. She's been wearing those headbands because, you know, she hears me talk about how much I love them on Sky. And she's wearing them. Oh, man, those headbands look good. I love headbands on a lady. And, yeah, she's wearing them. I went in there and I got some walk-fired rib stuff or something. It's pretty good. Pretty good stuff. That's right. And I got this non-alcoholic mixed drink that had Red Bull in it. And just woke up about two hours ago. So it was really great. It was really wonderful. Wow. There's a couple P1s from P1 site at Elephant Bar Sunday night. They were wearing their P1 t-shirts. That was cool. Awesome. Randomly, yeah. They were just there. What a trip. Yeah. Did you see that when you were leaving? No. That was cool. You should have said hi. I was gonna. But then we were like all the way outside. And I was like, Dad. And I told my dad. And then he was like.
Um, I don't know. He didn't let me. Dad. You don't get it, Dad. How old are you? Huh? How old are you? Fourteen. Fourteen. That's good that you're listening to what Dad says, though. Are you going back to school today? Yeah, I am. So you're a freshman? Yeah. And you were in eighth grade last year, right? Yeah. Now, where are you going? I go to Gohomie Park Academy. And is that big school? Yeah, it's pretty big. It's middle school and high school. Oh, wow. So you've already been there or you're new going? Yeah, I've been there since sixth grade. So no big deal, right? No, no. I know, like, the whole campus. Yeah. Well, when you make a jump to a school you've never been to, it can be a little...
Yeah, that is pretty crazy. When I went to Harvard, my first day walking on campus, I was so scared because not only did I have to live up to the prestige. Were you a janitor? No. Were you dropping someone off? No, you guys. I went to the Harvard School of Law, actually. Wow. That's right. Well, thank you for the phone call. I appreciate it. No problem. Thank you. That's P1 Nikki. P1 Devin, what's going on? Hey, guys. How you doing? Good. Hey, just wanted to know if any of you guys had any interesting experiences sleepwalking. Sky has. Oh. Yes. Yes. Sky's had an interesting sleepwalking experience. Oh, really? Eddie's winking at her right now, by the way. I don't know why. Sexy. I don't know why. Come on. You know why. Yeah. That's the first time she was topless. Hold on. What? She went walking down the stairs topless. And there was a bunch of boys. We had company over. I have a lot on my mind. Yeah. So there you go. Hope you enjoyed that sleepwalking story. That's a good one.
I had an interesting experience last night. I got woken up, and everybody that I live with, they were telling me that I was just, like, leaning over, like, staring at them sleeping. Mike. No way. No way. That's weird. That's really weird. I had a couple of cops on you. Yeah, that's right. Weird. All right, thanks, dude. 570-1053. That was creepy. You can call us. Text us at 35253. This text says, would B-Rob like to try my 12th grade homework? That's P1 Moses. Yeah, dude, you should. Give it a shot. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, bring some by. We want to see what that's all about. No math, though. No math. We can't start. Is there anybody on the Mikey show real good at math? I'm terrible. Me too, man. I'm awful. Awful. You, Sky? I mean, I wouldn't say I'm awful, but... When it comes to money, Mike, what are we adding? Money matters. Money, money, money, money. That's right. Money, money, money. I love the money, money, money. Money, money, money. Money, money, money, money. I'm not great, but I'm not horrible. Money, money, money. Money, money, money. All right, Sean. Money, money, money. Money, money, money. Sean. Mikey, congrats for B-Riz taking home the gold. Has Eddie even crossed the finish line yet? It's P1-based string.
Look at Rob. He's basing in this victory. Mikey, Thomas the Train will be in the L.A. area in early October. That's P1Z. How will he be there? I don't know. I'm sure he'll pull up in the station. Oh, dude, you think they'll do that? Like they'll make a train into like Thomas the Train? Man, Jake loves that. He loves that Thomas the Train. His birthday isn't, it's his birthday present. His birthday isn't even until the 9th. Gave it to him early. I can't believe he's going to be two already. I know it. Oh, really? Yeah, he's going to be two. So, man, I didn't know this. I'm like, I was real disconnected this weekend. I didn't watch a lot of TV. The only thing I did watch was a little bit of the Gustav thing, and Gustav, disappointed, didn't turn into anything big. We thought it was going to be a real big deal. I think we're very thankful that it disappointed. Well, you know what I mean? We're all sitting there going, wow, this is going to be another Katrina. And then we go, well, who knows anything? This didn't turn out to be anything like they thought it was going to be. The levee's held. Yeah, the levee's held. Lost some steam before it hit Louisiana. Came ashore as a Category 2 yesterday morning. They were expecting it to be a Category 3, so that's good news. I don't know why.
CNN insists on having people stand in it. Oh, man. Good point. Dumbest looking thing I've ever seen. Come on. Yeah. We get it. You're there. You don't have to be outside. Just sit in the car. Yeah, get in. Did you see at one point at like the height of the storm, there was a CNN reporter who was like tethered to a pole, like had this thing around their waist and was like, you know, tied to a pole just in case. What do you mean? I mean, that's what Bill Paxton and Helen Hunt did in Twister. That's true. And they survived. And then, you know, I don't know who it was, you know. Like Anderson Cooper or whatever would go to them and be like, oh, so what's it like out there? You cannot understand a single word. That's a point. Yeah. And then finally the anchor has to say, you know what? Come inside. We can't understand you. Well, of course you can. Well, no. Really windy out here. Yeah. Like rainy and wet. What are you going to tell us? Why don't you just stick a camera out there? If you want to show us so bad what it's like, just put a camera out there.
Don't give any non-schools ideas. Throw a cat out there and see what happens. That's a good idea. There was one point where Anderson Cooper was out there, and something flew right by his head. A cow. A dairy cow. A black and white dairy cow. I think it was a street sign or something, which could have really, really hurt him. It could have chopped his neck off. I saw this dude. He's wearing a baseball cap, and he's talking, and he's got his head down, so all you see is the top of the bell of the cap. And he goes, I'm sorry, I'm talking with the bill of my cap down, but I'm being pelted by various bits of shrapnel. Oh, my God. If I hold my face and look directly into the camera, my eyes get hit with pieces of glass. Oh, good, good. Well, then get out of there. Well, you're in a hurricane, dude, what do you expect? Right? And that was just a category two. You know what I mean? I judge all... hurricanes by whether or not they're able to knock Al Roker down. Tough to do. And this one couldn't. And so I thought, well, that's not that big a deal. Katrina was able to take that black man right off his feet. I watched it live on television. I went, oh my goodness, you guys. And it was like breaking news. I cut into a song. You guys, Al Roker was just knocked down by a hurricane. This is a big one.
Brace yourselves. It was bad. P1 Nicole's on the line. Hey, Mikey. Hi. How are you doing? Good. I have a question for, more like Sky and Ashley, more like, I want to know if I did the right thing. I broke up with a guy that I've been seeing last night, and I've only been seeing him for two months. The thing is, the guy has the most horrid breath. Like, I don't know if it was halitosis. You did? What did you say? Yeah. I didn't know how to word it. Like I said, I told him, I don't know how to say this nicely or gently. I said, you're a really awesome person, but you have really bad breath. What did he say? He just got really, really quiet. And like, I felt really bad. And eventually he kind of just like kind of hung up with me. And then I just got like all these text messages up until like 12, 31 o'clock this morning. And what were the text messages saying?
I'm so sorry, you know, I'll try to do something about my breath, I'll understand, like, I don't know, like, and the thing is, because I waited to tell him because I thought, like, maybe it was just, like, a fluke thing, but then it ended up being, like, every time I saw him, and, like, I thought maybe it was something he ate, but then he would spend, like, days with me, we'd eat the same things, and I'd check myself, you know? How old are you? I'm 25. How old is he? Well, this could be a real blessing for this guy. Oh, yeah. Now maybe he'll get his teeth cleaned and he'll get his breath going. That's like a nightmare for me, man. I want people to tell me nicely, but I don't want to have bad breath, you know? Right. I don't know. I just feel kind of bad. He sent me all these text messages last night and he was saying how he was crying and all this stuff. Yeah, he got like all emo on me. Yeah, well, listen. It's the other stuff. See, the other stuff about him not, what did you say? He doesn't, what was the other? He's not working. He hasn't been working for a while. Was he working when you met him? No. Yeah, see, you picked him that way. Seriously. I mean, a lot of times these chicks, they'll find these guys and they like the way they look or they like something and they want to change them.
And so they get into this whole, well, now I'm going to improve you. Like you're almost what I want. It's like a guy workshop. Right. It's like a guy workshop. And they go, well, you don't have enough ambition for me. And so I'm going to talk to you about how you don't have ambition. But you chose him. And so, you know what I mean? So what you should do instead is choose a guy that has ambition from the very get-go. That way you don't have to change him. And likewise, nobody should be trying to change you. You are who you are, and if they don't like a person that does such and such for work, they shouldn't date a person that does such and such for work and then expect them to be something that they're not. Right. So the next guy, you just got to make sure he's on board with the whole P1 Nicole school of work and all that. Yeah, but don't feel bad about the breath thing. Like Mikey said, like, I really think as long as, you know, you were tactful about it and you were nice, as nice as you could be about it, I think you may have really done this guy a favor. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, you just have to be nice when you do it. Yeah, exactly. I was. I was totally nice about it. And I told him, you know, I wasn't trying to hurt his feelings or anything. But it was, like, I couldn't, it was hard for me to kiss him. Yeah, well, you can't say, like, hey.
Did a donkey crawl into your mouth and pass away? You can't say that because that wouldn't be very nice, you know? Hey, do you have the Brazilian jujitsu team all not showering in the back of your throat? You can't say that because that won't be nice. You must be tactful about it. I was. I just felt kind of bad. Like, did I do the right thing? Before it went any farther and I looked down like six months later and I'm just like still not happy. And then it's like why? He even asked me because we've been together two months. He asked me why it took me that long to tell him. It smells like Amy Winehouse's boots in your mouth right now. Can't say that though. That's what I would have said. Shouldn't say that. Yeah. All right. Thank you very much for the call. We appreciate it. Is Courtney Love's concert t-shirt tied to the back of your molars? Okay, I'm getting grossed out. Ladies and gentlemen, Al Roker in a hurricane. Our truck operator, Tom Bear, said, don't you wish you had your weight back? Right about now, I do. Are you okay? We're okay. We're coming inside.
So good. Wow. Dummy. Yes. Awesome. Mikey, did anybody watch the premiere of Prison Break last night? What up? Of course I did. What up? Come on, Scofield. What's the deal? Oh, but wait. First of all, Fox show. I can't find Fox 5 because our Fox changed, right? It took me forever to figure out where that channel is. Dude, you have satellite, right? Yeah. So how'd you do it? Because I couldn't do it. It's like channel like. 49 or 51 or something crazy. It doesn't come up as five. The CW and Fox switched. But I couldn't. No, it's not five. On my DirecTV could not find how to find it. Well, you probably didn't have CW programmed in your list. I did. You did? I was watching CW on six. CW comes up on six. So I'm watching CW and I'm like, oh yeah, they changed. So I wanted to find five. No five. It's Channel... They flip-flopped. It's not Channel 5, though. There is no Channel 5 on the satellite. CW wasn't Channel 5. I understand. But I can't find Channel 5 now. It's not Channel 5. There's never been a Channel 5. They're calling it... Right, right, right. They're calling it the Fox 5. And I'm looking for 5. I did the same exact thing. Yeah, but it's not 5. You see what I'm saying? There's no 5. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I did the same thing. They flip-flopped, but there's no 5. Right. Exactly. So I'm like...
I'm going into my controls. I'm like, maybe I got something blocked so I can't see the number five. Fox needs to do a better advertising campaign to let people know where they are. It took me forever to figure it out. It was awful. I hate to throw everybody off, but it was channel five on my channel. What do you have? What do you have? Time Warner. What does it come up as? 49? I think it's like 49 or something. Five on mine. How ridiculous is that? All you five people are rubbing it in our face. Channel five on my TV. You're rubbing it right in our satellite face. Prison Break is back, bro. I'm not going to lie, last season I was kind of out a little bit, but they brought everybody back together. Sarah Tincredi, her head has been reattached. to her body. She is now alive again and back on the show and I couldn't be happier. Her head was in a box a couple seasons ago. It's a great show. Also in the movie Seven, but different. Sky and Ash, you two, right? You're the only ones. Yeah, and I'm a newbie watching it because my boyfriend's really into it. Oh my gosh, my boyfriend, Mark.
I love you so much. He loves me as much as I love... He loves the show as much as I love him. Which is a lot. Yeah, so good. It's a great show. Later on, I'll tell you about how her and her boyfriend went tanning together because he's got a membership. There's a lot of umms right there. A lot of umms. Sky kind of pondering right now. I think we're going to go again this week. I think we're going to go again this week. Does he... Did he give you clearance to discuss this on the air? Yeah, he saw me writing it in my yesterday email. Okay, good. Well, then you're good. He was okay with that, right? Yeah, he doesn't care. Okay, good. Eddie, you doing all right with that? I don't know. Did you know that about Mark? Did he tans? Membership. I didn't know that. You didn't know that. Sky silently laughing right now. 570-1053. Eddie does not have a tanning membership. Text number is 35253. And we got a huge, huge show. Somebody who I think is like a big time, big time, you know, like person in our lives as we've grown up has passed away. I'll tell you who it is when we come back. And we got the YouTube clip of the day. It's another Electric Diddy video blog.
Obviously, we'll be talking about Gustav and Sarah Palin, who everybody should be now knowing the name, Sarah Palin. We got a lot of stuff, so don't go anywhere. Pablo Francisco in the stand-up spotlight. I have three. What I really like about the movies, I like the previews for some reason. I like to get there. I don't want to see just the movie when I get there. I got to see some previews first. I like that guy with that deep voice, like smoke like 10 packs of cigarettes. One man, one way. One desire. They went too far. They broke all the rules. One man, Kermit the Frog, as a pimp. Where's my money? Where is it? One man, one way. What a weird voice. That's the only thing that guy could do for a living, you know? He couldn't be a mechanic or anything. Hey, how much is that transmission going to cost me? An arm and a leg.
Just imagine having sex with somebody. That would be hilarious, you know? Oh, yeah. The desire in your eyes. The passion between us burns with fire. Dear people of the world, the Mikey Show is on. But at what cost? At what cost? This is The Rock. Harris Rincon is proud to present the Miss Hawaiian Tropic International competition this Saturday and Sunday at the Open Sky Theater. 60 of Hawaiian Tropic's most beautiful models will be competing for the coveted title of Miss Hawaiian Tropic International and over $14,000 in cash and prizes. For ticket information and hotel packages, please go to harasrincon.com. That's harasrincon.com. The Miss Hawaiian Tropic International, only at Haras Rincon. So Cal, so fun. Mikey Show, is this Ryan? Yes, sir, this is Ryan. What's up, Mikey? What's up, dude? I have a monster truck. I went to AIS, and they saved me. Basically, I had just a regular car before I had this monster truck. I had the monster truck, and I still saved $600 every quarter, every six months on my insurance. I tried to hide my truck around the corner and just say it was a basic truck, and I started talking to them. They're like, what kind of lift do you have? I'm like, you know what? I got a nine-inch lift, and I got gas shocks and everything. They're like, don't worry about it. We'll take care of you, and I'm super stoked. Generally, if you tell somebody that, they're going to dock you at least a couple hundred bucks more.
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I got ideas, man. They're worth money. No. And Ashley. I don't know anything. I bought that. Save that clip. Save that clip. I won't and you can't make it. You will save that clip. I will not. Rock 105.3. Oh, Ashley, no. She's lip syncing it. Look at that, man. She's doing like the video. It's like the best song ever. You don't even know. Who is it, Ash? Lady Gaga. Lady Gaga. Of course it's Lady Gaga. Oh, shit. Her demo work on bootleg. I thought she said the Jonas Brothers was the best song ever. Yeah. Yeah, but you know how I like to switch it up like once a month? I have a new jam that I'm obsessed with. This is it. This is the new one. Is this like a big hit right now, Ash? It will be. You know, I normally get the wind of like the big hits before they blow up. Here's the passive wing before the big hits. She breaks wind. This is my theme song to life. It is. What? You listen to the words. All right. What's it talking about?
Just do yoga. Like when you're going through hard times, just dance. Just dance, yeah. And it'll be all right. Kevin Bacon did. Well said. That's true. Welcome back. It is 641. Batman The Dark Knight broke another record over the weekend, becoming the second highest grossing film in U.S. history. Chargers make a surprise move and cut their fullback, Andrew Pinnock. They cut Andrew Pinnock? I mean, this was crazy. Weird. I don't know what they're thinking. I mean, there was the reason why they got rid of Lorenzo Neal is because of how good Andrew Pinnock played. Now he's been hurt most of the preseason and a little overweight and things like that. But, I mean, I was still very surprised that they cut him. Wow. I mean, they signed a couple of guys, and I think they needed the roster spot. But I'm just surprised that he was the guy that they decided to go with, and now they have a rookie fullback. Hmm.
As we were going into break, you heard us playing a clip of Pablo Francisco's stand-up, where he's doing this routine about the movie guy, Don Fontaine. Yeah. Cut to. You have seen it all. It's Monday. This time, he's back. The movie guy died. What? Skye, how old is he? I don't know. I actually didn't read about this yet. Hold on. I just... Clicked on a link. 68 years old. Died yesterday in Los Angeles. Oh, man. Complications from a collapsed lung. Oh, what a bummer, man. Yeah. Everybody loves Don Fontaine. I wonder if there's somebody new that's like being the industry standard for doing that stuff. Get it, Mike. Yeah. Me and B.C. are going to business today. Let's see.
What else is going on? Gustav is going on, and now Gustav's already come on shore, and he's not that big a deal. Yeah, now a tropical depression. Well, whatever. But we got two other ones churning. So he's a little depressed, big deal. Who isn't these days? That's right. The economy and everything. Gas prices. Gas prices. Yeah, so we have. Good stuff is depressed now. But, Mike, there are two more hurricanes working out there. Really? What do we got? Hana, which they think is going to be next. Never take that road to Hana if you go to Maui. Dangerous. Very dangerous. They say the path is uncertain but could potentially threaten the U.S. It could hit anywhere from Miami to the Outer Banks of North Carolina later this week. And then there's Hurricane Ike, which is still way out in the Atlantic and is actually a tropical storm and is expected to become a heck of a punch. It's expected to become a hurricane as it approaches the Bahamas. Geraldo Rivera was live on Fox News yesterday reporting from New Orleans.
industrial canal when all of a sudden he spotted someone in the water cut 19 we haven't seen the worst of the surge yet but already you can see that uh there is a tremendous amount of uh of debris is that a person is that a person in the water there it's a person there's a person stranded there's a person stranded there's a person stranded i'm telling the cops here quick guys Look, there's a person in the water there. There, a person in the life track. Do you see him? Oh, my God, he is. There's a person in the... He's swimming. He's swimming. He's got a lifeline. He's got a lifeline. He's got a lifeline. Oh, my God. I'm not buying it. He works for Fox News. Oh, my God, he's swimming. It's Bill O'Reilly. You know what I mean? I actually saw that thing, and it was actually a rescue worker. Was it really? Yes. What a trip. They were trying to, there was a giant propane tank, and they didn't want it to become dislodged. And so the guy swam out there to put, like, a guy wire on it so it wouldn't go anywhere. And he was just swimming back. Oh, Raldo. Oh, Raldo, you saved the day. There's a man out there in a boat. Right?
So that was big news over the weekend, Gustav. Did it do any damage? Gustav, yeah, knocked out power to about 80,000 people. They say about 2 million people evacuated. They're urging people not to go back. A total of seven deaths here in the U.S. Three deaths were from, like, debris falling on homes and people being inside the homes, like trees and stuff. And then four were hospice patients who died waiting for evacuation. So, yeah, quite a bit of damage. And Mayor Nagin is saying, please don't come back. Please give it a couple days. We want to get power up. We want to make sure everything's working right. Do you know anything about chocolate? Mayor Negan, now's not the time to talk about that. It's not a racial issue. That's the chocolate I'm talking about. Why has it always got to be about that? Can't we just talk about the hurricane damage and that kind of stuff? It's so inappropriate. So what's going to happen now with the Republican National Convention? Because last I heard, they were all like, we can't do it.
New Orleans comes first, and there's no partisan. We must be thinking as Americans, not as Republicans or Democrats. Shut up already. Come on. Come on. Yeah, so the Republican National Convention was supposed to start last night, but they pretty much cut it back to bare bones and only did what they officially needed to do to launch the convention. And then they weren't sure about... for the rest of the week, just like you were saying. But they did announce early this morning that they will resume the convention today. Oh, monsters. President Bush. Yeah, how could you do that in this time of need? President Bush, who was supposed to speak last night, will... be speaking tonight via satellite. And then also Fred Thompson and Joe Lieberman will be speaking tonight as well. We don't even need to watch it. We got him right now. President Bush is here with us. President Bush, let me ask you a couple questions about the hurricane. If you don't mind, I'd like to ask you. Well, about Hurricane Gustav. Hurricane Gustav. This is America, boy. I speak English. I am. That was the name of the hurricane, Gustav. It was Gustav. Bless you. No.
President Bush. Sounds like you got a rough one there. Let me ask you. Do you think that some people think it's inappropriate that you are not going to cancel your speech and just let us heal? Heal from what? Gustav. Gustav, the damage. You got allergies, boy? No. The name of the hurricane really was Hurricane Gustav. So there was another hurricane. Yeah. And we're supposed to cancel what? The World Series? No, no, no. He's so out of it. He's so out of it. Yeah, I mean, I think 90210 is premiering tonight. This is the first thing he's gotten right. If you want to cancel something, you know, you should probably cancel the convention so we can all check that out. Yeah, that's a good idea, actually. I support that. That's awful, President Bush, to instruct people to watch 90210. Kelly and Brenda are back. Thank you. It's you. I mean, that's a big day for America. I agree.
Did you hear that they're living together? No, I didn't know. Yeah, Kelly and Brenda are roomies. Come on. No, I don't believe it, President Bush. I read it on a 90210 blog. I have to issue a hand, President. So that's what you've been spending your time with is 90210 blogs? Yeah, I mean... The Peach Pit is totally renovated. It's updated. It looks really, really cool. Very hip and very 2008. Yeah. Yeah. So you had to take down all those pictures of Zach from Saved by the Bell. That's right. Because at the time, it was really cool when that Peach Pit opened. That's what was big. Right. But now. Now pictures of Zac Efron. That's right. Zac Efron. Have you been in the White House? No, no. That's President Bush, ladies and gentlemen. who will be speaking tonight at the Republican National Convention. Sarah Palin. Tomorrow night. Tomorrow night. Sarah Palin. Everybody's getting to know the name Sarah Palin. Yeah, they are, Mike. Yeah. She's John McCain's choice for vice president. She is the governor of Alaska. No one knew who she was. No one. No.
Barely people in Alaska knew who she was. Yeah. Wasn't she in Monty Python? Sarah Palin? Yeah, is that right? No, wait. I think you're thinking of, oh, I don't remember his name. Palin. There is a Palin. Michael Palin. Michael. Michael Palin. Different person. Actually, I don't know. It could be the same person. It could be. Wow. It could be. Well, I know she was a sports anchor in the beginning of her career in Alaska. Yeah, I believe we actually have audio of one of her sports. Being a sports anchor? Yeah, we do. You want to hear it? Come on. So she was in the entertainment biz, so it's not too far off, Eddie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't think it's too far off what you were. I got it right here. Let's listen to it. This is Sarah Palin. It's true. Doing sports as a sports anchor in Alaska in 1988 cut 14. And spring training as it continues today in the big leagues. The Dodgers and Mets got a taste of what the 88 season could have in store. After seven and a half innings, it's tied up to all. John Shelby's up. He lines it to shortstop. And boom goes the dynamite. Yeah. Devereaux stranded on first and second. Tommy Lasorda there. He's got to learn to relax.
An easy inning for Holton on the mound. It's three up, three down. Switch hitter Greg Jeffries is the last of them to go. Woodson throws him out. Then look what happens in the ninth. Sparing no expense to entertain the fans. The Port St. Lucie sprinklers go on. They'll finally go off slowly, section by section. Fans get in some practices, too. This wave is kind of weak, but they're only in spring training, remember? Just the voice to unite the Palestinians in Israel. While her 17-year-old daughter's pregnant. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. It's been like a media firestorm this weekend with Sarah Palin and all her shenanigans. Listen, John McCain, I believe, is working for the Democrats. And he's just trying to get Barack Obama elected. He knows what's best for the country. Yeah. Yeah, they're trying to, the Republican.
campaign is trying to deflect from the whole, oh, my 17-year-old daughter's knocked up and focus on the, hey, we're a pro-life family. She's going to have this child. She's going to marry this dude. And we're all doing the right thing here. Well, you know, the choice was between her and Pam Anderson. Pam Anderson's Canadian. She didn't qualify. She wanted her. That's the only reason. That's the only reason. He asked. 35253, that's our text, our phone number, 570-1053. Love to hear from you. Let's do some Wuss Rock jukebox. Why don't you call us up, 570-1053. If you're a guy and you know Wuss Rock songs, I'll tell you what the prize is afterwards. The Mikey Show. You guys are just such a great force for us. San Diego and everyone listening. San Diego is really, really lucky to have you guys on the radio every morning. Rock 105.3. Durability. Safety. All the great things Nissan's product line brings you. This may be our most thrilling. The Bottom Line. Nissan's model year-end sales event. It's the best time to get the bottom line on reliable sedans like Versa, Sentra, Ultima, and Maxima.
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Aw, so adorable. Dude, she's like three minutes old. She already looks like a supermodel. Yeah, and it's very interesting because, you know, all the celebrities, they get money from these big magazines and then the picture of their babies on the cover and they do whatever with the money. Some donate to charity, some buy a nice house, whatever. So, but Halle Berry didn't do any of that. The first sighting of her daughter in public was at the L.A. Zoo this weekend. What a trip. No deals with people or OK Magazine. Just taking her baby to the zoo. AP1Quimby wrote us a text message that is a good question. It says, Mikey, will there be bounties on show members' heads at the poker tournament? How dare she? Come on. You know what a bounty is. Bounty means you get a little extra something if you knock one of the show members out. It's a bounty if you get a certain person out. I don't think so, though. I think it's usually it's up to the casino to do that. So we may show up and they may say that, but I don't know. Mikey, did you hear that Miles McPherson is speaking at the Republican National Convention tonight? That's P1 Pirate. What? Is he? Yeah. Yeah. It's pretty crazy, right? Pretty awesome. Yeah. That's crazy. Gosh. Yeah. You know, Miles, if you don't know, Miles McPherson is the senior pastor at a...
killer church in san diego called the rock church and uh very cool church and uh before we moved that's where i used to go to church it's so far now it takes like an hour to get there but if you live in san diego it's a great church if you're looking for a church he's the pastor there and he's just a cool guy he talks normal um and i didn't know anything about religion uh i you know i got saved a few years ago so i was like Wife and I, same situation. She got saved. We were both looking for a church. And we walked into the Rock Church when it was still in this big, giant, like, industrial warehouse kind of deal. And we were like, yeah, we like it. But he's pretty influential. And, you know, he said, I got a, I'm on this database where they send out emails. And the message was, you know, he's not really partisan. He said that if the Democrats had asked him to speak, he'd have done that too. But the Republicans asked, and so he's going to speak. Oh. Yeah, so it'll be interesting to see what that's all about. What a platform. Yeah. Mikey, McCain would have picked Denise Richards, but it's complicated. I heard that. The other big news, if you're just tuning in and missed it.
Chad Johnson has officially changed his name to Chad Ochocinco. Well, I think we're all, we're expecting that. He was not, actually. Yeah, that one kind of took me by saying, oh. Anything else you want to talk about? So, and also, if you are a fantasy football player and you're into fantasy football, the Bengals cut Rudy Johnson. Yeah, they wanted to trade him, but there was no takers, so they ended up cutting him, and he just signed with the Lions. Hey, I thought he was good. He's not? Rudy had a down year last year, was injured for most of the season. Right. And I think the Bengals just got fed up with him. I don't know if you remember a couple years ago, they drafted this kid in the first round from Michigan, Chris Perry, and they just want to get him on the field. They're paying him big bucks. Decided they're going to go with the youth and go with him. And they got Kenny Watson still, too. So they're going to be fine at running back. But Rudy, now a lion. Oh, my goodness. Rudy Johnson. Now, so what's the deal? Will he share time there with, what is it, Kevin Smith? Kevin Smith. It looks like it. Love Kevin Smith. Well, he's a great director. It's a different one. Smith is a very common name. What's up? Anyway.
Well, that's the deal. Our fantasy football tonight. And we will be drawing numbers to see. Oh, my God. I forgot. Tonight. Oh, man. Zach has been studying. I tried to read some stuff. Until you said that right now, I had no idea. Really? What time? Like five? I think five, yeah. Uh-oh. Cheddar, what are you doing? Eddie, are you prepared for this? Are you prepared for this? I got so much to do. Oh. Yeah, I'll be there. Let's do a little bit. Of this, ladies and gentlemen. Oh, yeah. Let's do some Wuss Rock jukebox. I want guys to call me right now if you sing Wuss Rock songs. Come on. And boom goes the dynamite. Yeah, it does. Okay, here's how it works. So you call us if you're a guy. And I'm going to play Wuss Rock songs for you. The kind of stuff that you would hear on Kixi 96.5.
Well said. I was laughing so hard because I had Kixi on the other day and they were doing this contest to give away stuff or whatever where they play a song and then you have to call in and tell them what the next lyric is. I'm like, make them sing it, make them sing it. But they didn't. It wasn't funny or anything. And they should only let guys play because it's funny when guys sing the wuss rock songs. P1 Scooby is on the line, ladies and gentlemen. Now, Scooby, you're a P1 from way back, and so you know these rules, but I'm going to just tell people that are listening for the first time to Woosh Rock Jukebox, the bottom line is there's two things we do not want from you. We don't want to hear, I can't hear the song. Everybody can hear it. Everybody can hear it. So that's one thing we don't want. The other thing we don't want is we don't want you to do something like, say, sing and go, I don't know the lyrics to the song. That's boring. If you don't know the lyrics to the song, be creative. And Sky said it last week. Try to, like, rhyme some stuff. You know, like, that'll be fun. That'll make things sound a little bit better. You know, just be creative a little bit. And I expect nothing less of you, Scoob. All right. I'm not a Buckley, so. Well, nobody is. Nobody is. Nobody is. Don't even go there. One person got that gift. That's so right. That's so right.
That is so right. All right, are you ready to do this, Scoob? Let's do this. All right, here we go. I'm going to play a clip. When the clip stops, you take over singing, and then you will be judged on how lame you sound. Here we go. It must have been, it must have been, it must have been right now. Okay, there it is. Here goes the Gainamite. Let's go to the judges and see how you fared, Scooby. Eddie, what did you think? Tough one. Scoob, I love the voice. I always had a feeling about you. I knew, you know, being a Dodger and Raider fan, you were kind of gay. Talk about it. For sure. It's official. You are a straight homo. There you go. Sky.
Yeah, I'm really confused because I... Well, that's what I'm saying. I've met Scooby's wife. She's a gorgeous woman. So it's not adding up. Tax break. Oh, tax break. I see. Yeah, the law of California just passed. Good point. The false was beautiful. Lyrics are a little off, but your voice was so stellar. I can't fault you for that. You're totally gay. There you go. And not that it matters because you've already won Scoob, but Sean... Scooby has won the contest, ladies and gentlemen, but I'd like to know what Sean's thoughts are. Well, why do I even bother? You're the most important judge. That's right. I kind of like that. Well, you know, I mean, let's all be honest here. You're good at this. Maybe, maybe he got the tune right, but those lyrics, bro, you were all over them. Shut up! You upset him. Yeah. You upset him. Sean has the right of way. Like I was saying, your lyrics were all over the place. It was really terrible. I hope you get flappy colon, and the Norwalk cruise ship virus right in your eye. Wow. Congratulations. You win. What's a flappy colon? Hang on the line. Hopefully you'll never find out.
Don't go on a cruise ship either. I don't want to. P1 Antics, how are you? I'm good. I'm doing pretty good. Are you ready to sing? Oh, yeah. You know what's rock songs? Of course. You a creative person? All right. Let's see what you do with this. How do you like the dead pause and then the sound of a clicking mouse? Something else. I feel like I have a flappy colon now. You didn't do any of the things you were supposed to do. You didn't get the words right. You didn't make up something that was clever. It was just an utter disappointment. Kind of like John McCain's selection. Great point, Eddie. Great point.
I'm going to have to say you're 100% straight, bro. Sky. Sorry. Sorry. You're extremely straight. You're obviously a conservative Republican working undercover trying to infiltrate the Democratic Party. We're all gay. Yeah, because we're all gay. Democratic Party. I'm a big old lesbian. So, anyway. Shave those legs, will you? How can you tell I'm wearing pants? It's like you're wearing a sweater. You don't know how right you are. But anyway. No! What do you think I'm wearing pants today, bro? Come on. Lady Bic, okay? Seriously. But anyway, you are straight. I'm sorry. If I ever see him like you, if you see anything you like, you just let me know. Okay. What does that mean? Sean? What does that mean? What? Get him, Sean. Get him. It's going to be bad for you. I mean, it was awful, let's be honest. Oh. Yeah, Sean, it was. It was really terrible. Yeah, talk about it. And it kind of hurt my feelings. That's why I have this to say. Yeah, give it to him.
I hope you get flat tongue syndrome, mentioned hands, Andy Rooney ears, and uncontrollable fartitis with blowback. Thank you. All right, that's Sean, ladies and gentlemen. Sorry about that. You lose with blowback. Wow. P1OAW is on the line. How you doing? Very good. How are you guys? Very well. Very well. How old are you? 24. Really? You going back to school today? I am actually in India right now working. Look at you. Oh, hello. Look at you. Don't we all wish that we could be in India today working? You ready to do a little Wuss Rock jukebox? Oh, yes. When the clip stops, Eddie's already shaking his head. Oh, no. You know, maybe I should not prejudge, but, I mean, 24 probably doesn't know this music.
I hope he does. I'm just a little concerned. I'm concerned too, but he could really knock it out of the park. Here we go. Beautiful. I mean, I know we were all thinking, but he had the guts to say it. See, Ashley did the hard work, though, because her laugh got me. He didn't even pull the cart. She pulled the cart across the finish line, you know? Well, it's like, oh. Come on. I mean, pick Eddie in a thong. I mean, that's just awesome. Eddie? It all counts. You gotta just. Right. That's sexy. Right. Listen, my first reaction was anger because I love that song and everybody should know the words to that song. But then I started picturing myself in him, in a thong, walking down the beach, holding hands. I gotta admit, it sounded kind of fun. I'm going to give it to him. Sky. Yeah.
I know it's hot out in Indio, but I didn't know the guy was this flaming out there. So I'm saying congratulations. Enjoy your stroll with Eddie. How about you, Sean? You have to. This is ridiculous. He takes it very seriously, you guys. High five. Shut up. Relax. I hope you get. Here we go. Waxy teeth. Spastic gums. Inside-out lips. And skinless feet, you son of a... I guess he didn't win. Well, he got two yes votes. He got a flaming from Sky and an upvote from you. You are the only winner today, OAW. Hang on the line. Do we have a cool prize? Yeah, you got a pair of tickets to see Shine Down at the House of Blues. Hey, I got an announcement about Metallica on-sale tickets when we come back. You can text us at 35253. Our phone number is 570-1053. Oh, so how did the booze-free booches, or booches, whichever? Well said. The booze-free booches, how did they fare this weekend? I'll tell you after this. Step into something more comfortable, like a coma. It's Mikey on Rock 105.3.
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Live this Sunday, 8 Eastern, 5 Pacific, only on pay-per-view. For details, see WWE.com. Go to WWE.com for details. You can order SummerSlam live on pay-per-view this Sunday, 5 p.m. by using your Cox digital cable remote control. Folks, Cricket is making things right for you. If you love Unlimited, then you've got to get down there because right now I know you don't have Unlimited with your wireless company. That's just the way it works. Your wireless company charges you for everything. Everything. And then when you get your bill, you're like, I didn't even know I was getting charged for this. Dude, and Mike, if you want to make any kind of changes, like up your minutes or add text, new phone, then they make you sign like an additional year to two years. in your contract with them. So you're locked in forever. And we've all dealt with that where you're like, I don't want to sign up for another two years. Yeah, what if I want to switch my service? I'm not a criminal. I don't need to be locked in. That's right. Cricket, you don't have to worry about any of that. No contracts. You can add and subtract anything you want. And Cricket's doing it like that for a reason. They know that you don't want to be locked into a contract and they say, we don't have anything to hide. We know you're going to want to stay with us. Yep. So. So they do stuff that I want. They do it exactly how you want. That's how they roll. That's amazing.
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Go to visitlasvegas.com and leave the traffic behind. Chargers football and Bud Light. This is game day. Rock 5-3. From the Cricket Wireless Studios. You guys rock on your turkeys. You guys rock on your turkeys. K-I-C. San Diego's Rock 5-3. This is the Mikey Show featuring Mikey. I think I have an issue with numbers and letters reading them. I really do. Eddie. I have my knowledge in my head. He's the Oracle. I don't need notes, Skye. When my hands become saturated in water, the palms get, like, disgusting. They look like a frog. Sean. Most of you listening right now, I don't like you. Okay, wait. I don't like you very much at all. Boston Rob. Do you guys know that if I don't write stuff on my hand, I'm an idiot? And Ashley. Just because I like oyster stuffing does not mean that I am an oyster. You keep saying it, oyster, but you know the real deal. The Mikey Show's on. Top of the morning to ya.
Rock 105.3. Every time you hear this song, do you think of Chris Martin's whacked out performance on the Today Show when he was performing live? Yes, I do. I do too. I hear it and I see him like freaking out. Back and forth. I'm like, every time I hear it, it is 721. McCain's running mate was making news all weekend for being under investigation in her home state to her 17-year-old daughter being pregnant. Jaguars offensive tackle Richard Collier is in critical condition after being shot waiting outside an apartment complex this morning. Wow. Creepy. Great conversation off the air. Eddie goes, it's the only Coldplay song I've ever liked. And Rob goes, that is an odd Coldplay song for you to finally like. It is. You like that one? I really like that song. Oh, good. That's a good song. Ladies and gentlemen, you probably already knew.
that Metallica was going to be in San Diego. And the date for the show is September, or excuse me, December 15th. They have a show at Cox Arena. And the on-sale date will be Saturday, September 13th at 10 a.m. So I want to see, we probably have the whole album in the system. I bet we have the whole album. And I heard a second of My Apocalypse, which is, I guess, the new single. Have you guys heard it? My Apocalypse? I don't think so. Let's see. Let's see what you guys think of this. Let's get your take on Metallica's new one. So tickets go on sale a week from Saturday. Yeah. Cool. Tickets on sale a week from Saturday. And Rock 105.3 giving you a chance to purchase a premium concert package. Oh, hello.
Before September 13th. What about that? I like it. All right, so here's the deal with that. They're going to be available only this Wednesday and Thursday online, Rock 105.3. And it's rock1053.com. And it has reserved seats to the show, a copy of their new CD, Death Magnetic, and a download of the concert that you go to. Wow. That's sick. That is how you do that. So, yeah, the on-sale date is kind of what all the Metallica fans were waiting for. Like, when are they going to be here and all that? And they just released it. They're going to be here on December 15th and the on-sale September 13th. I was cruising through my Apple TV this weekend. And they've got all, you know, if you search an artist, which Metallica now is putting their music on iTunes because they weren't for a long time.
But you could see, like, every video they have and all the new music that they have and all that stuff. And they had My Apocalypse up there. And I listened to it for a second, and it kind of sounded like, I don't know, kind of their old stuff, you know? Really? Yeah, it had kind of a harder feeling to it. I'm looking in the system. I don't think we have it. Seth. No, we don't have it. We don't have it? No. The only one we have from the new album is The Day That Never Comes. Really? Yeah. That's weird. Where's that one? Did you put that one up? Yeah, it's right under Inner Sandman. The intro is about four minutes long. It's an eight minute long song. Well, the older you get, the longer it takes for you to actually get up to sing. You know what I mean? I figured most of the fans would really like it because... It's a lot like listening to an old King Crimson album, you know? I don't think that's what grants you anymore. It's kind of like all those dark zebra albums. I don't know what that is. The first three zebras, you know? Never heard of it. First time I went to a tripping pansy show, we were all kind of sitting there doing acid. We were thinking like, wow, this is really great. And so I said to Head, why don't we try to mimic that on this album?
I wear wooden shoes. You're not from these parts, are you, Lars? No. I played tennis professionally. Well, that's weird. That's why I'm a good drummer. Is he going to sing, or is this just this guy's jamming? He said, you know, whenever you're feeling it, start singing. So the following Friday he did. Man, my wooden shoes stink. Oh, that's gross. That's gross. Rob smelled this. Oh, no, no. That was not that bad. I like his voice. I like when he goes... He should finish every sentence. There it is. Metallica concert coming to town. Again, September 13th on sale. And that's a Saturday, 10 o'clock in the morning. But if you want to get that premium package, rock1053.com.
And they'll have all the details there. Kind of cool. Awesome. Before we went to break, I said I wanted to find out how the booze-free beaches did over the weekend. Yeah. Lifeguards and police who were, you know, patrolling the beaches this holiday weekend just said it was great. You know? Nothing. Nothing. No problems. You know, everything was pretty peaceful. You know, of course, a couple, you know, people needed some help in the water. But, you know, not booze-related or anything like that. So, yeah, they think it was great. It made their job a lot easier, a lot better for families, more of a family-friendly environment. So if you haven't already heard, this November it's going to be on the ballot whether to make this one-year booze ban for the beaches and coastal parks permanent. So we can vote on that in November. And if not, if it doesn't pass, the one-year ban expires January 14th. What about, like, overall? like stats for the CHP and stuff like uh how was the how did this compare um so I have the stats for the first 60 hours of the holiday weekend um this is when you know this went to print so uh during the first 60 hours starting Friday at six o'clock at night um
Two people were killed on San Diego County roadways. And let's see, how many DUIs? Over the entire three-day weekend? Yeah, yeah. So that's pretty good. They say the fatalities were down. Six people were killed during the same time last year. So only two people this year. And then DUI arrests in San Diego County were up this year. 110 DUI arrests compared to 99 for the same period last year. Rob, when you got pulled over. With your DUI, that must have been the scariest thing in the world, seeing those lights in the rearview mirror. Oh, yeah. And you just know you're done. Oh, man. And did you know it? Like, from the time you saw the lights, you knew, I'm going to jail. There was no way you were getting out of it. Time kind of freezes for a second, and you're just like, all right, you know. Did they make you do all the different tests and everything? Everything. But I got to the point where I had failed, I think, three of them. And he still wanted to do a couple more. And I was like, listen, you know, I know. I ain't got time for this. What are we doing here? Take me to the hoose cow. Meatball, you're driving home. Meatball, you're my one phone call. That's a bad call. Did you get one phone call? Originally, no. Because the hold and sell they had me in.
Some guy was on the phone chatting it up with who knows. There was a phone in the holding cell? Yeah, yeah. And then they moved me into the drunk tank. But before they moved me into the drunk tank, they put me in. They took me to a different level downtown. There's, like, different levels for jail cells. Right. And they put me in with some dude that was, like, you know, in the jumpsuit. Right. Came back, like, 20 minutes later, and they were like, oh, you're not supposed to be in here. They had me confused. This guy's a male rapist. Yeah. So when they were moving me from that cell to the next one, I was telling the guy, I was like, dude, I never got to make a phone call. Like, I got to use the phone. He's like, well, I don't know what to tell you. And I kept, like, you know, talking to him, talking to him, finally convinced him to let me make a phone call. Yeah, this was years back. And we, you know, Rob just didn't show up to work one morning. And somebody called us and said, you know, you can check. The website of the San Diego County Sheriff's Department and they have photographs of whoever they arrested last night. There was our boy. This picture had been posted on the website already. Did you guys hear about the guy in Modesto that got drugged out and tried to amputate his own arm at the Denny's?
What happened? Is that a bad moons over Miami? That is a bad moons over Miami. Why would you do that? So in Modesto on Friday, this dude was shooting up coke at a hotel near a Denny's and went into the Denny's and was obviously out of his head and believed that he had injected some oxygen into his veins while he was shooting the coke. So he thought he was going to die from the oxygen in his veins. So to stop the oxygen bubble from going to his heart, he went over to somebody's table and grabbed a butter knife off their plate and started to try and amputate his arm. When that wasn't working well, he ran back into the kitchen. Oh, no. Come on. You don't have to. You don't have to. We can. Can we just sort of fill in the blanks? Yes. And at that point, that is when he was detained. The authorities were called and he was taken into custody. I would say that qualifies as creepy. Yeah. Yeah.
Do you think the person that ordered the meat lover scramble after that maybe got a little arm? Yeah. That kind of messes up whatever slam you got. The arm slam. Yeah. This is good. What's this? Me, myself, and I. Who sings this? De La Soul. De La Soul. 570-1053. That's our phone number. Our text number is 35253. When we come back, the YouTube clip of the day is another electric video blog from Diddy. Oh, yeah. We're listening to The Mikey Show. These strip malls are impossible. Girlfriend in need of an iced coffee over here. There, honey. Right there. Park. Where? Where? There's a spot right over. You missed it. Sorry, baby. You know, McDonald's has new iced coffee. Mickey D's?
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This person gave me 10% off before he even knew I was in there for the Mikey show. And then I used the Ace card and said, oh, Mikey told me to come in, and I got an additional 10. So all in all, I saved 20% on the mattress. And I bought it at Mission Valley at 11 o'clock. They had it delivered and installed in Chula Vista by 2.30 on the same day. That's rad. And what's even more amazing, since it was a Cunningham to Little Top, it was personally... personally delivered by Richie Cunningham and Patsy Weber. It was just an amazing experience. That's awesome. Hey, how do you like sleeping on it? It's amazing. I've never had any problems sleeping before, but with the new mattress, it's even better. It's completely amazing. I would recommend Sleep Train to all the P1s out there. And Richie Cunningham and Patsy Weber delivered it. Absolutely. You can definitely meet Richie and Potsy if you get the Cunningham pillow top. There you go. That's beautiful. Hey, dude, I appreciate it. Thank you for calling. Thanks, Mikey. We'll see you. The Mikey Show continues with Mikey. I consider myself the perfect Mexican. Wow. Eddie. I love Christmas. Sky. I have no problem admitting when I'm wrong. I'm just rarely wrong. Sean. You know, I'm really terrible at getting gifts. Yes. Boston Rob.
That sounded hard. And Ashley. I don't get along very well. I don't think with, like, normal, boring people. Oh, come on. Wait a minute. It's the Mikey Show on The Rock. What's the point of low-fat ice cream? If you're going to eat it, just eat it. What's the point of low-fat Cheez-Its? If it's a Cheez-It, you know, if you're going to have a Cheez-It, have a Cheez-It. No way. Come on. What's the point? There's such a difference. I know, but just don't eat that many and just have the regular ones. Because the ones that are low-fat, they don't taste very good. They do, and you get used to it. Let me please read to you. Listen to what Ashley ate this weekend. She's saying, no, no, no, it tastes good. But this is what Ash eats. Her and her boyfriend, from her yesterday email, listen to this. They grilled out back last night for Labor Day, and this is what they had.
Turkey hot dogs with low-fat cheddar cheese on top with wheat bread for buns. With wheat bread for buns. That's so gross. Sounds good. Yuck. So good. It is nine. Or excuse me. No, it isn't. It's 739. Lindsay Lohan, who's in the middle of a fight with her dad right now, skipped her grandfather's wake over the weekend. Okay. Seattle's Adrian Beltre and Arizona's Stephen Drew both hit for the cycle on the same day. First time that's happened in 88 years. The first year I played for ASU at The Cycle. And I remember it was a big deal. Because it was the first game my dad went to. And it was amazing. It was amazing. Before I transferred to Harvard for law school. And got the old radio bug next year. I don't believe any of that. Never did get my law degree. Eddie had a weekend. We all had a three-day weekend. Not like Eddie's.
Eddie had what they call in the business a doozy. Eddie had a doozy. It was disgusting. Whoa. Disgusting? You've had some trippy luck with stuff concerning households. If by trippy you mean all bad, then yes. Nothing has gone right. So what were you trying to do this weekend? You know, we bought our new house, but I still own a condo. And I'm going to rent it out because it's just not worth. I wish I could sell it, but it's not worth what I paid for. So I'm going to rent it out, become a landlord. Really looking forward to that. So there was just some things I wanted to do before I rented it out. So you'll really be a landlord. I'm going to be a landlord. Meaning, there's a joke, that when something goes wrong, they call the landlord. They call me. Oh my gosh. I get to fix it. Wait. I don't know how to fix anything. Eddie. Send me out there. Rob's my super. Yeah. This is going to be awesome. Eddie, so are you serious? So if they call you and they go, hey, the toilet's not working. All right. It's your problem? Yeah. Oh my goodness. Yeah, I got to deal with it. Wow. So there was some stuff I wanted to do before I rented out. I wanted to paint a couple of things and change out the plugs, the wall.
The outlets. The outlets. And the face plates and all that stuff to make them all nice and white and everything good. So that was what I was going to do this weekend. That's simple enough. It's a screw right in the middle, right? No, Mike. It's not like that at all. No, that's just for the face plate. That's for the face plate. He actually changed the outlet as well. Get out of here. You're going to change that too? Oh, my God. That's crazy. That's good stuff. It's not really not that difficult. I've done them before. So I was confident in myself. It's a little dangerous. I mean, you're playing with electricity here. Hold on. No way. Not going to lie. First of all, Saturday I was going to have the carpets cleaned. And they gave me a window of time between 1 and 4, which sucks. Windows are off. It's the worst. Because what do I do? There's nothing at my condo. I'm just going to be sitting there with no TV, nothing. But, you know, there was stuff I wanted to do. Like I wanted to clean my patio and do a bunch of different stuff. And so I was working. I got there about 1230, sat around, did all this different stuff. About 345, so 15 minutes before the window of time was over, I get a phone call from the carpet guy saying, hey, man, my truck broke, so I'm not going to make it out there today. I'm like, really? I've been here for three hours, and now you're not coming at all? No.
So I'm like, this is ridiculous. So I call Deborah and I say, you need to call the company because I will kill them through the phone. And so she called and got them to come out the next day. So in the meantime, I'm like, all right, well, let me change these outlets and, you know, then I'll be on my way. So I was smart. I turned off the breakers, you know, made sure everything was off. pull out the first one, and it's really old wiring. So it just was really difficult. Like, they weren't coming out, and it was really tough to do. And so I'm trying to yank it out of there, and then all of a sudden, huge spark flies out of the wall. And I go, and it didn't shock me or anything, but it scared the bejesus out of me. Like, I'm like, no way, I'm done. I'm not doing this anymore. I can't. I'm so scared now. I'm like shaking like a leaf. I'm like, dude, what is going on? So I got freaked out. I said, forget this. I'm going home. So next morning I go out there to meet the carpet guy again. And I got this great ingenious plan. I go, you know what? I'm just going to go to Home Depot. I'll ask if one of those, you know.
day laborers, speaks English. Get out. And is an electrician. They all know how to do electrical work. So go out there. You're going to hire a day laborer. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So smart. At the Home Depot. Those Mexican dudes standing out there. They're good, man. They do good work. They are? And cheap. I've never done it. Me neither. Okay. Okay. All right. So I get a guy. And he comes back to the condo and he doesn't really speak English. He knew a couple of words to make it, you know, seem like he does. But it turns out he didn't. And he's asking for all these tools that I know he didn't need. And I'm like, why do you need that? And he's like, oh, you know, I don't have my tools. I don't know what to do. I have to have this. I have to have this. I'm like, you don't, though. I've changed them before. And he's like, no, I can't do it if I don't have it. And I'm like, fine. So I go back to Home Depot, buy the stuff he wants, come back, and right when I get back, the carpet guy gets there, and I'm like, oh, my God, this is chaos. So I go, all right, dude, you got to change these out real fast because the guy's got to clean the carpet. Right. And so he starts moseying around and doing his stuff, and he's not doing what I want him to do. Like, he's checking it and doing, like, checking it for power, having me turn the breakers on and off, on and off, on and off. I'm like, dude, just switch them.
Just switch them, and then we'll check them all after. Like, the carpet guy's got to get in here and plug in and do it. So he's not understanding me, and I'm like, he's finally kind of doing it. Right. And the carpet guy plugs in, starts to clean the carpets, and then the entire house goes pitch black. No. And I'm like, no. Why? Like, why? Why does everything have to be so difficult? And so I... Is the day laborer there when it happens? Does he have an explanation? I don't know. But I don't have to get back to the Home Depot. So I say, don't. Just stop. You stop. I turn on the breaker and I got one of them to work so that the carpet guy can plug back in and at least finish. I drive the day laborer back to the Home Depot. Come back.
And, you know, let the guy finish the carpets. And I say, all right, I'm done for the day. Go back out there again yesterday. And, you know, I have to paint now. And so me and the wife decide we're going to paint. And it's only one room, so I figure it's not that big of a deal. Painting's the worst. It is. It's the worst. It is. And so I start painting, and I realize, oh, man, I hate painting. And so I do all that, paint the bathroom, looks good. Switch out the rest of the wall, the outlets, the light switches by myself. Did them fine. Everything works. Survived. Didn't die. And then I go and I bought some touch-up paint for the rest of the house. Like most of the condos, one color. So I fill in the holes, spackle the holes, you know, like nail holes and things like that. And like scuffs, paint over everything. And as I'm doing it, I'm like, man, you know, this paint looks lighter than the color that's on there. And I bought the same paint. But I go, I'll probably dry darker. You know, that happens sometimes. So I go do a bunch of different stuff. And like two hours later, I go back down and look at it again. And it's a different color. It is a different color. And so now all over the condo is like spots of like lighter color than everything else. And so I was just like, no, dude, no. And so I go, you know what? I'm just going to leave it. Maybe it'll keep drying.
So I'm going to go out there after work today. And if it's still spotted, then I have to have the whole thing repainted. Oh, dude. It was crazy. It was the craziest weekend of my life. And now you're a superintendent. Well, yeah. Best superintendent. While all this was going on, Sunday night I forgot my wife had invited her family over for dinner because it was our sister-in-law's birthday. So my little 10-year-old niece comes over, too, and she wants to play Wii. That's all she wanted to do is play Wii. And so I said, all right, after dinner, I'll play Wii with you. So we have dinner, all this stuff. I make homemade enchiladas, which took me hours to make after this whole day. You're literally like Henry Hill trying to fry the sausages, get the sauce made. Just in time for Janice, the lead, to go to Pittsburgh. Yeah, with a helicopter. I'm watching for helicopters. I wish I would have been on cocaine. It would have helped. So we go up. We start to play Wii, and we're doing that Wii bowling, which is ridiculous but fun. Right. And she throws one and didn't have the strap on, and lets go of the controller. Oh, no. And in slow motion, the controller at high velocity is headed to my brand-new plasma-mounted TV screen. No. No. No. Don't.
I just looked at it and I go, please, Lord, if you have any love in your heart for me whatsoever, do not let this controller hit my brand new television. And by three inches, it missed it. It would have destroyed it. She threw it so hard. It would have cracked it completely, but it missed and hit the wall. And I just... Put my head in my lap and said, oh, Lord. Thank you. Dude, Skye said that she's kind of been a similar vein. Oh, Mike. Two days this weekend trying to put a fountain together. Really? Oh, that one from Mexico. You know what? Yeah. You guys and your Mexicans, all right? Eddie and Skye with our Mexicans. Like, what are we supposed to do? Like, why don't you guys just leave the nation of Mexico alone for a while? Yeah, well, the fountain we wanted, you know, we looked all over.
Great deals in Fallbrook, whatever. Like, we looked everywhere. The cheapest we found this kind of fountain we wanted was about $600. And you know me, cheapo. McCheapo. McGreepo. Right. Wait. Anyway, so my husband's uncle says, oh, you know, you can get fountains so cheap in Mexico. So they went, did a day trip to Mexico, got the exact same fountain for like $80. Okay, $600 here, $80 in Mexico. Ah, yes. Beautiful fountain. So we had three days, so we knew, okay, we're going to put this beast together. We're going to get this thing up and running. It comes in parts? Oh, yeah. How did you even know it was beautiful? Well, because, I mean, you can tell. Yeah, they showed you a Polaroid. Yeah, you can tell. Yeah, there's like, I want to say like eight different pieces to this beast. Wow. Yeah. So the hubby goes online. What do they have, like, Mexican directions? And I'm being honest. Like, I don't know. Directions? No directions. Mike, please. Oh, my gosh. Dude, does the ceramic Tweety Bird come with directions? No, of course not. But it's not eight pieces. Eight pieces. Yeah, but it's pretty obvious what piece goes where. Of course. You know, it's not that big of a deal. And so the hubby goes online, orders a pump, you know, for the fountain to make the water circulate, the whole deal. So, okay, we're going to do this. And we go out there Saturday morning.
If you haven't heard me talk about the boo, the boo is so anal retentive. Anything he does, Rob knows, has to be like perfect. There's no cutting corners. You know, he's like the opposite of the cutting corners guys. Like he does, you know, double what you're supposed to do. So we make this whole rock base and then make it level. And then on top of the rock base, he buys this big cement stone, puts it on there. He goes to stomp on it to make sure it's real nice and level and tight. The cement base cracks in half. No. Okay. So what are we going to do? What are we going to do? We decide, you know what? It's okay. We can just put it on top of the gravel because the gravel's level. It's fine. You know, the cement base was kind of going a step beyond. No big deal. Okay. Well, keep in mind that the base of the fountain and the bottom bowl are so heavy. And he's telling me, I don't know if you're going to be able to lift this. He's giving me this whole tutorial. It's you and your husband are doing it? This is a joke. He's giving me this whole tutorial. You're his assistant? Yeah. Lock your legs. Sky. Lock your arms. Lift from your legs. Keep your back straight. She's out there in croc hunter shorts. And a tank top. Of course I look ridiculous. And a sports bra. Yeah, a sports bra. A sports bra. And a baseball cap. A gardening hat. No, not even. No, like one of those straw ones, you know. Sky. To protect from the sun.
So, anyway. Just take pictures next time. Please. You have to. I mean, so, I mean, we're trying to get, finally we get the base there. We're trying to get the bowl up there. The bowl kind of hits the base. Half of the base, like, kind of crumbles apart. We finally get this thing put together after a couple hours. We get the pump in there. We're ready to go. Of course, every step of the way we hit a problem. Switch the pump on. We're thinking, oh, we're finally here. We finally made it. The sun's going down because it's so late in the day now. The pump turns on. Fill it all up. Water just dribbles off of one side of the fountain. The water's supposed to come off of eight sides of the fountain. One little dribble off of one side. And we're just staring at it. And so, of course, we're trying to twist and turn every little piece to try and get... No, no, no, no. The more the water's running, the more the finish on the fountain starts to bubble and peel off. I mean... How much did you pay for it? $80. Oh, what a bargain. A donkey runs out of it.
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Big country, big country, big country. It's not big country. All three groups, though. Sky, you can answer this one. Text message says, if the boo won't cut corners, why is he buying an $80 fountain from Mexico? It's P1 Pro Tech. What do you think? This one over here is making him go down there. Yeah. Because, like, if we had the money to buy, you know, a $600 fountain, then we would have done so. But, you know, we got to. We got to make do with what we got, and we thought, hey, it looks just like the other one. Yeah. Hey, who knew? This text message says, Mikey, I work in accounting and share a cubicle wall with another P1. On Friday morning, he said, money, money, money, and we laughed for five minutes straight. It's P1 Sheena D. Money, money, money. There it is. The latest drop from our girl Sky. Okay. Money, money, money. Everyone. This text says, Eddie, take a sample of the old paint to Home Depot and have a match it. It's P1 Banshee. It's a little late for that now. Well, if you go back and what now? What if you go back today and it's still light? Can you take a piece of the old paint, have a match it, and then you just go and touch up those little spots? Yeah, I guess I can. What do I do? Got to chip it off? I don't know. Yeah. You just chip it? Yep.
Mikey, guaranteed that paint is screwed. UV rays and primers always fade. Pro painters tint their paint to match, but almost never get it perfect. I painted it myself, so I wasn't anything pro. Me and Rob did it, and Johnny D back in the day. Big time pros. Well, Johnny D, I understand, covers his work, and he's got a warranty on all of his work. We can't even find Johnny D. Speaking of Mexico, that's probably where he ran off to, right, Rob? Let's see. Okay. Are you ready for this? Now it's time for the YouTube clip of the day. All right, so you know Diddy likes to blog. Oh, he made me so mad last week. Well, he loves to video blog. Talking about how, oh, now he has to fly commercials. That's right. Oh, we feel so bad for you, Diddy. That's right. He was saying the price of gas is so high that he can't even fly his private jet around anymore. Oh, wow. Awful. So here he is in his video blog, and he's kind of giving you his feelings on what he thinks about John McCain's selection of Alaska Governor Sarah Palin as his running mate. I've been wondering what he was thinking. Cut seven. Hey, yo, attention, John McCain. Attention, John McCain. My name is Diddy, OK? You may know me by my government name, Sean Combs. But, you know, my friends and my family, they call me Diddy, a.k.a. Sirach Obama.
We'll get to that on a whole nother blog. But right now, I had to check in with you to tell you that you are bugging out. Pause. I don't even. What? What is that? You are bugging out. You're bugging out. Now go to Ashley, our young correspondent. And Ashley is a person that explains everything to me that is young. Every time we play a clip of Diddy, she squints her eyes and shakes her head. My feeling is she can't stand Diddy. But she is. The person on the show, my go-to person for all things young and cool. Ash, bugging out. You're tripping. You're tripping. He's tripping. He's tripping. That's easy. Unpause. You are bugging out. I don't even understand what planet you're on right now. This is the job to be the leader of the free world. Okay? No disrespect. I love you. I want you to live to be 110. But things happen. What if, God forbid, you got to run a man. You become president. Alaska. Alaska. Alaska. Come on, man. I don't even know if there's any black people in Alaska. John, like, come on. Sarah. Yo, if you really think.
If we don't let you win this election with these crazy decisions that you're making, you're bugging. Alaska? Is the reality in Alaska? There's not even no crackheads in Alaska. There's not even no crime. How can you get behind a state where there's no crackheads? Y'all need to get versed on... Black policies. Yeah. Youth policies. Yep. We the future. Yep. John, you're bugging out, man. That's Diddy. Wow. I support that. Cool. That was from CNN, you said? Yeah, yeah, yeah. See the new... You're a millionaire, dude. Hire a writer. Like, come on. There's no crackheads in Alaska. That's a good point. All right. The big news is there's no crackheads in Alaska. Yeah. Don Fontaine, the movie guy, died at the age of 68 and...
Chad Johnson has officially changed his name to Ocho Cinco. Hurricane Gustav was not as big a deal as he thought he was. He was acting all big, thinking he was all that. And when he came on shore... Squirt, squirt, squirt. That's right. Squirt, squirt, squirt. From Boston Rob's yesterday email. Yeah. Yeah. Saturday... I took my fiancé down to Pauly's Pizza Station to have some East Coast-style pizza. Yeah. It was wicked awesome. I got a Stromboli. Oh, yeah. Which I hadn't been able to find the place that makes them out west. What is that, Rob? Stromboli? It's like a calzone, right? Yeah, yeah. It's kind of a calzone, but... Isn't that what cleans the ice during... No, that's a Zamboni. Yeah. No, no, no. They are awesome. What is it? It's almost...
Have you ever seen where the, how do you say this? Prosciutto. Prosciutto. Prosciutto. Prosciutto. You know, the Italian ham. Are you trying to say prosciutto? Yeah, that's it, Mike. Yeah, yeah, Mike. Look at Eddie. Prosciutto. Prosciutto. Why is Eddie writing his face? Prosciutto. Hey, prosciutto. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Prosciutto. You know the proscutto and mozzarella cheese that's like usually wrapped together and you just do little slices? Yeah. It's kind of like that with like a bell pepper in it. Right. And it's baked into a bread. Huh. It's so good. Sounds great. Proscutto? Proscutto. Right? My girl always yells at me because she's wicked Italian. Rob says it was just like my aunt used to make. Oh, yeah. Polly said he could show me how to trow pizza. Oh, no, Polly. Where you trow the pizza dough in the air. I wouldn't, Polly. and make it ready for the toppings, I'm going to take him up on it. I want to learn how to throw pizza dough because it looks like a wicked good time. It does. He brought me back into the kitchen. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that's how he did it. Eddie's doing it. No way. I'm Italian. Come on. You know how? It's in our blood. I don't believe it. Forget you, guy. I'm going to learn. Let's have a pizza tossing contest. Let's do it. Sunday, my fiancé and I went and got crepes in the morning. Creepies.
That's right, Eddie. Your boy went and got crepes on Sunday morning. You've never had one of those? Delicious. I am whipped and I love it. Wow. People change, don't they, Mike? They really do. And what's great about some people that change is how they would, like, make fun of other people, you know? That is interesting. Before they change, you know? Like when they were still out partying and everything. Right, right. You know, they would make fun of, like, anybody else that would have crepes, you know? That is interesting. But not at that whipped and they love it. I am whipped and I love it. Now, last night, Rob's fiance's cat brought home a live bird. The cat left it in front of the door and it was in wicked rough shape but still alive. My fiance brought the thing in the house and left it in a box. She says she wants to get it back to full health. I'm still in shock she touched it. What would you have done? Put it in a crepe. Taking it wine tasting. Shipped it back. Yes, I had taken the bird wine tasting. No, this bird was just left there. So what are you guys going to do? I don't know. She's got it in a box in her house. Be careful. I did that once. Yes, I got the bird flu. Because I thought the bird had passed and I was going to come home from school and bury it in the yard. And came home and it was flying around the inside of my house. I told her to put it outside in a tree.
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C. San Diego's Rock. During the Eddie and B-Rob Sports Challenge. And he's about to die right now. I was racing a cheetah. A cheetah? Thank you. I think I broke the sound barrier. No, you're not. You sure did not. I'd like to thank both my feet. Lefty and righty. Okay, that's odd. They got me there. Yeah. I think it made a close at the end. No, it wasn't. I can feel him breathing down my neck, Mike. Don't you lie to me. Actually, that was T-Rex. I was right there. You need a mint. Oh, my God. Eddie, when is the last time you ran 100 meters? Never. The Mikey Show continues. Rock 105.3. Hi, welcome back. It is 819. Batman The Dark Knight broke another record over the weekend, becoming the second highest grossing film in U.S. history. Chargers made a couple of surprise moves. They cut fullback Andrew Pinnock and then signed tight end Chris Wilson from the Chiefs and guard Kenan Forney. Kenan Forney. Which one of the weigh-ins is that? No. The youngest. The youngest one? Yeah. Changed his name, I guess. The most talented? Oh, clearly.
I like the other version, though, don't you? Yeah, that's the real one. What is this? It's Jack Johnson. Oh, it is? Well, please, listen. I didn't know if this was, like, a different version or something. The guy. Sublime. I'm so cool. I know the lead singers in all the cool bands. Went to the races. When did we go? Friday. Friday. How was it? There's no, like, 4 o'clock Friday. It's like they do. Now it's like seven o'clock Friday. And it was fun. It was fun. Afterwards, there was a Steel Pulse concert. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Steel Pulse was awesome. So our neighbor, Amy. Whipped out a fatty. Whipped out a fatty.
And just started toking up, bro. Wow. That's really great. I love weed. No, our neighbor, Amy, and Kimbra want to see Steel Pulse. Oh, Kimbra. Kimbra, she's nuts. Of course she does. Of course. And I'm like, come on. I'm 38 years of age. You are my favorite. I'm 38 years of age. I love it. And so we're walking over there, and I'm already high. From the pot smoke. I'm like, are you kidding? I pass on grass. Like a bunch of stoned racehorses around that place. And the people we were with, they're like, yeah, let's go. And I'm like, oh, man. So we walk. And we get to, you know where they have 4 o'clock Fridays? You guys been there? Where they have 4 o'clock Fridays? Eddie, you ever been there? Where they do the concerts? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's ginormous, dude. It's packed so with so many people that we can't even walk into that area. It's the areas like the farthest you can go is the corridors leading into it. Really? I mean, it's just jam packed, right? And I'm holding on to Rebecca, hoping she'll be able to, you know, save me. A few of our friends decide that they're going to like. get into this mess. Get in. Wash it. And Rebecca and I, who are both like, you know, anxiety victims, are like, we're not, we don't want any part of it, right? And so they go in there and they start playing the music and that whole crowd goes and just shoves in. And I'm like, it was like watching, A tornado forming. And I was so glad that I wasn't in it. And so I'm outside of it and I'm talking to this friend of ours that came with us, this guy Russ, who's also from the Bay Area. He would do security at Oakland Coliseum when they would do Day on the Green. Oh, man.
Crazy. You got to hear those stories of what it's like to do security for a show like Day on the Green. So he's kicked Sky out before. Yeah. He still has one of my shoes. But they come out of the Steel Pulse concert, and I'm not kidding. It looked like they just came out of a swimming pool. It looked like they had dived into a swimming pool and come out of a swimming pool. Drenched in other people's sweat. Sean, wouldn't that be your nightmare? Wait, no. He does that like every weekend, doesn't he? No, don't, dude. Let's see. Let's do a little. Let's do a little. Is this a chant the song? Yeah. This is Steel Pulse. This is not the type of music that will bring pot smokers, right? Red smoke or what is that? It smells so strange. Is someone smoking clove cigarettes or something? I think it's clove cigarettes. It's like a sweet smell or something. I don't know what that is. I am so hungry. I'm so hungry. I'm so hungry. Oh my gosh, I'm eating a napkin. I wish it were saltier. It was that packed and as we're leaving...
There was a line of cars all the way back to the five. I'm like, where are you guys going to sit? Right. Or stand? Where are you going? Didn't win one race. Oh, no. I think I won one, but it's not really fair to say I won because I put money into other races, and so you don't really win when you've already lost. You know what I mean? Not any good at it. And I followed that dude's advice that came into the studio. Oh, the handicapper? Yeah, the guy that Sky yelled at. She yelled at him? Well, she found out about the horse's lungs. He doesn't make the lungs. He does. He punches them in the lungs. No, no. Yeah, it's really bad. It didn't work. Really? No. No, I tried, but that's why it's gambling. Batman set another record. For what? Well, it now hit the half billion mark, so over $500 million. What's the record?
Well, the record is Titanic with just over $600 million. So it's now in the number two spot, passing the original Star Wars. What are you doing? I'm hiding from it. Yeah, because that's got to hurt his feelings, you know. That's his favorite movie ever. It's his favorite movie ever. Got bumped. Got bumped to number three. How did it not? Should be. Should be number one. It was for a long time. But something that will make you feel better, Eddie, is, you know. Ticket prices are more now. I mean, the economy's different. Yeah, it's a bunch of garbage. So if we were to... Star Wars would have made $6 trillion. It would have. So, you know, we can't. Batman's going to be number one eventually. It'll get there, right? I'll tell you why. Why? Because, you know, eventually they'll do, like, re-releases and stuff like that and put it back on the big screen. That's what they did with Star Wars. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And so, you know, that counts to the till. Grand total. Yeah. So there's more details coming out about David Duchovny's sex addiction. We heard last week he was going into treatment for sex addiction, which could mean a variety of things. But what do we know?
I can't control my horny level. That's basically what it means. Because Friday morning when we were on the air, you know, he had just issued the statement saying that he was checking himself into a facility for sex addiction. Where did you get hoo-ha from? Larry King asking important questions to David Duchovny. Where did you get hoo-ha from? So Mikey's first question was, well, what? Is he, like, running around with women? Is this a porn thing? Like, what does this mean? And at that time, we didn't know. has been released because, you know, he's been married to actress Taya Leone for a while. And no, he was not cheating on her. It was an addiction to pornography. Who's talking? Internet pornography. Somebody, you know, sources close to the family because they were upset that people were insinuating that he was cheating on her. And they're saying that is not the deal. It was an addiction to pornography that he is seeking treatment for. I have a program on my computer that keeps me from looking at porn out of embarrassment. And I got it at a website called Triple X Church. And the program is called X3 Watch. And it's free. And you download it and you put the emails like I could put Eddie's email in there. And it would embarrass me if I was looking at something dirty and it sent Eddie an email going.
Mike was looking at ChubsleyWubsley.com. Well, that would be embarrassing. But, you know, other ones you can send me and I'll just take a look at it. I'll preview them for you. Yeah, maybe Eddie's not your best accountability. He would not be my accountability partner. I'll just check him out. He would not be my accountability partner. Make sure they're cool for him. I would make sure I not make... We're having a serious conversation. Hey guys, what's going on? It's Dr. Wayne. Dr. Wayne, we haven't heard from you in a while. What are you doing? You haven't heard from me because the phone screener won't let me through, but I'll tell you what, I try every hour. I don't know if you knew this, Dr. Wayne, but actually... Rob. Well, no. Rob actually is not the call screener anymore. That's crazy. I thought I was talking to Rob every single... You know who you're talking to? Who's that? Zeth. Get out of here. Yeah, he's the phone screener. Come on now. Zeth is the phone screener. Hey, Zeth. Why are you out of breath? Hey, how come you didn't tell me it was you?
I did numerous times. Oh, man, I didn't remember that. So you just call every day to talk to Zeph? No, I try to get on the air, but I end up talking to the young man that answered the call or whatever. Yeah, he tries probably, you know, six, seven times a day. But do you guys just end up talking? Neither me or my wife. We're both always trying to get through Mrs. Wayne. Really? Zeph, you've talked to Mrs. Wayne? Not to my knowledge, no. Yeah. Don't you call Zeph all the time? Oh, that was... You didn't really change your voice. And anyway, I was calling in about this topic because I've gone through the same thing, addicted to sexuality myself. Wait, hold on. You're addicted to sexuality? Yep, it started with Farrah Fawcett. It turned into... turned into the chick that was on Three's Company, and before you knew it, I was looking at every dirty magazine in the world. You know why, Eddie? Why? I love chicks. I can't get enough of breasts and, you know, all that stuff. I like everything about them. I like the fact they have boobs, and mostly I like female parts. Yeah, really? You don't even seem to know what the correct terms are. What do boobs feel like, Dr. Wayne? They're, like, real big.
And Bushy. Bushy? What does that mean? Dr. Wayne. You know what I mean? No, I don't. Like bags of sand or what? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Exactly like bags of sand. See, they don't feel like bags of sand. They don't? No. I mean, well, of course they don't. That's stupid. You're my favorite. I'm starting to question you. I'm just now questioning you. I hope you guys don't mind if I plug my new business. You have a new business? Yep. What is it? I'm going to be doing karate in the park. What does that mean? What? I'm doing karate in the park. What we do is we do a little, you know, it's summertime. End of summertime will be coming up pretty soon. Still time to catch those rays, so all you guys are invited to come out there and lift weights in Balboa. What does that have to do with karate? And do a little karate lesson with old Dr. Wayne, because as you know, I am a Swedish deep tissue masseuse, and I also specialize in chiropractic. Chiropractic. You are a mess. I'm teaching all the guys how to do karate. In Balboa Park. In Balboa Park. In Balboa Park. That's weird. Come on out, get a suntan with Dr. Wayne, and I'll buy you a soda. So I have to take my shirt off if I'm in it? Well, that's the way you get raised, buddy. Oh, wow.
Plus, all the chicks love it when the guys are out there lifting weights and learning karate, don't they? Where in Belpova Park? I don't know. I'll find you. Just come on out there. You're just trolling around Belpova Park? I'm looking for people that want to learn karate. Okay. Billy? I don't. I'm uncomfortable. Yeah. Really uncomfortable. That is weird. I'm also addicted to Xbox and Red Bull, and that's why I have four cases of each at my pad right now. You have four cases of Xbox. That's right. That's weird. I don't think he knows what Xbox is. And other guys. He just knows it's cool. Yeah. Come on out and hang out. I'd love to see. I'm addicted to chicks. Okay, we heard. Yeah, you love the ladies and their bushy boobs. I'm such an addict. I love listening to Sheryl Crow songs and rocking out to Pink. That was Dr. Wayne. He is certainly a very, very interesting guy. You don't really know what he's talking about. Text us. 35253. That's 5701053.
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Save that one. You can't make me. The Mikey Show's on. Rock 105.3. You guys were right about the silver paint. Looks good. Looks great. Yeah. Awesome. It's real elegant. Yeah. Welcome back. It's 840. The GOP decided to resume the Republican National Convention today. The Ravens have decided to go with rookie quarterback Joe Flacco to open the season. They're talking about signing either Chris Sims, Joey Harrington, or Todd Bowman to back them up. I'm a Texas Longhorn. You know what, buddy? I want you to help me, too, okay? Dude, I don't need your charity. Dude, it isn't charity. I'm doing it because I love you, okay? I went to Holy Cross, dude. We don't even have football. Doesn't matter, dude. You guys had one of the best cellists that's ever come out of that school, right?
That plays in the Boston Philharmonic to this day, all right? You just made that up. I think it's probably true, though, dude. Dude, you're spitting all over my leather car, bro. You have a leather car? Yeah, dude, the whole thing's made out of leather. That's how rich I am, right? That's weird. Salesperson of your clear channel, Dallas, last four quarters. I don't even work in that business. Dude, you could sell ice to an Eskimo. Don't even kick yourself, all right? You're great. But I choose not to, all right? That's right. You know why? You're better than that. You don't have to. Just please don't spit in my car. That's my automobile, bro. You just blew cigarette smoke. It's all over now. Dude, look at my windshield. Woodsy, you just spit in the car. I'm not, dude. I opened the window. Just hit the side of your car, dude. No big deal. Stop it. Woodsy. Yeah, dude, you want to dip? No. That's our boys, Bauman and Woods. They're real people. No. That's how they act. They act just like that. It's real. Hilarious. Jerry Lewis still does a telethon. No, he doesn't. No, no, no. For real. I'm not kidding. It was on this weekend. Come on. And he set a record of most money he's ever raised. What? Yeah. They were really worried about the economy, but they raised a record $65 million, which is $1.2 million more than last year. So that's really cool.
You guys want to see something? What? This was from Lori's barbecue yesterday. Get out of here, Mike. What? That, by the way. What the hell is that? Two blocks from our house. What? Is that? That's a tarantula. Do you live in the zoo? Dude, I'm telling you. We live in Tarantula City. That is. It might as well be called Tarantula City. Dude, I can see it from here. That is bigger than the broom. Dude, it's on a broom. Yeah. It's on a broom. It's fuzzy. It's ginormous. Really? Let's throw one on you. Well, the deal is that they're not, like... Dangerous? Not really, you know? Like, you could put your hand and pick one up. Kids have them as pets. No way. People have them as pets. No, no, no, no. Everything home alone? I live in the land of black widows, obviously. You cannot put those in your hand. We have killed eight black widows in the last week and a half. I cleaned my backyard and washed off all, like, my lawn chairs and everything.
And there was like 13. Yeah. And I thought I got bit by one. I got this thing on the back of my leg. You'd know, dude. If you got bit by a black widow, you would not be feeling so hot. Because it's bad. But they're everywhere right now. They're everywhere right now. I have King Cobras in my head. Where'd you find one? Well, it was underneath this like pillowcase. It was underneath a pillowcase that you had? Yeah, it was a pillowcase that I had out there. Out where? Outback. In the barn? In the outback? No, you guys don't make up stuff. Where? You're serious. You're trying to be serious. You're about the king cobra. Last fall, I had tiger infestation. Yeah, it's bad, dude. Last fall was bad for tigers. Tiger's milk? Yep. Those are delish. We had sharks everywhere. Gotta be so careful with those things. You guys know who Helen Yes, the queen. Yes, the queen, yes. She made some very controversial comments about date rape just recently, and they're just starting. I think you said the news. Date rape. Yes, I did. Yeah. Yes. Helen Mirren, the queen. She says some crazy stuff. Yeah, she says things about date rape. Yeah.
She did an interview with GQ magazine, and in addition to talking about how she used to really enjoy cocaine. She said, it's nothing but a thing, dog. She goes on to talk about how she was date-raped when she was younger and didn't report the multiple attacks because you just didn't do that in those days. Date rape is really in those days. Yeah. 1615. And then she goes on to say that date rape is a very tricky area because, you know, normally you're in the middle of something and then you want to stop, but he wants to go. So it gets kind of tricky. So date rape is really something that men and women should work out between them and not really, you know, involve. court system. Did she know she was being interviewed or did she think she was talking to an old friend? And even the old friend thought that was weird. Yeah, the old friend was like, you're whacked out. Hey, queen. Hey, queen. James Gandolfini got married on Sunday. Saturday, Saturday, Saturday. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Yep, he got married in Honolulu. It was just a quick 20-minute ceremony and his 8-year-old son was the best man.
Oh, that's very nice. It's proskudo. That's right, proskudo. Don't say that. Don't say that. Jennifer Aniston's doing a guest spot on 30 Rock. I can't wait. They get big stars, man. They do. Jerry Seinfeld. Yeah, they're being very, very tight-lipped about what the plot is. But, you know, paparazzi. Brad? P1 paparazzi. First the Hall of Fame, now this. Got some photos from, you know, where they're filming. And both Tina Fey and what's the blonde chick's name? Jane something something. Exactly. They both had, like, the Rachel haircuts. So we can see where that's going. Let's see. Kevin Kraft. He used to be the quarterback for the Aztecs. I guess he killed it for UCLA. Calm down. Come on, right? He killed it. He went out there. 19 touchdowns in one game. He beat them 417. That's amazing. It was a tale of two halves, Mike. Oh, yeah. First half.
He threw four interceptions, including one that they returned for a touchdown. That's not good. And, you know, obviously they weren't very happy. Rick Neuheisel, new coach of the Bruins, a little talking to him at halftime. Guy came out and then led UCLA to beat the number 18th-ranked Tennessee Volunteers, and they beat them. UCLA won 27-24 in overtime. How about that? So not too bad. An Aztec. Well, a former Aztec. There's this study that says that kids of older dads have higher bipolar risk. Why? They think because the sperm mutates the older you get. Mine doesn't. Mine's perfect. Really? Well, you're not. It's real healthy. I looked at it in a microscope. Yeah, you do that often. Perfect shape. Make sure everything's cool. Yeah, they're saying the risk starts to increase around the age of 40, but is the strongest for men 55 and older. They say kids with dads who are 55 and older were 37% more likely to get bipolar disorder than kids that were born to men in their 20s and 30s. Obama has said that this whole thing with Sarah Palin's daughter being pregnant is off limits. Yes.
He doesn't want to go there. Yeah, he says people's families are off limits, especially children. He said the press should back off of these kind of stories. This is not the kind of politics he likes to do, and so he will not be bashing Palin or her 17-year-old pregnant unmarried daughter. Cut 15. I've heard some of the news on this, and so let me be as clear as possible. I have said before, and I will repeat again. I think people's families are off limits. And people's children are especially off limits. This shouldn't be part of our politics. It has no relevance to Governor Palin's performance as a governor or her potential performance as a vice president. Been there, done that. I've seen Juno. I know it could work out. It should be great. I love Michael Cera. He's hysterical. Big fan of Jason Bateman? Yes. Oh, please. Who isn't? Not a big enough role in that film, if I do say so myself. Jennifer Garner, a little bit of a beating in that movie. A little bit. A little bit. I understand. No bearing on it. Okay. Cut 16. I am offended by that statement. Yes, I am. There is no evidence at all that any of this involved us.
I hope I'm as clear as I can be. So in case I'm not, let me repeat. We don't go after people's families. We don't get them involved in the politics. It's not appropriate and it's not relevant. Our people were not involved in any way in this, and they will not be. And if I ever thought there was somebody in my campaign that was involved in something like that, they'd be fired. Or promoted either way. They asked John McCain, why did you choose Sarah Palin? And who is Sarah Palin, by the way? I like it. John, cut 47. David Gergen, who, as you know, is a White House veteran and has worked for Republicans and Democrats, called your selection of your running mate the riskiest move in modern political history. How does that affect you? How does that affect you? Well, I found a partner. I've paid close attention to Sarah Palin, Governor Palin. She has been a reformer. She's taken on the old bulls of her party. She has reformed. She's cut taxes. She's done everything that I want to do in our nation's capital. And she's ready. And I'll tell you...
She knows where she's from and what she's for. But I do know what the American people think. They think it's great. And I'm so pleased at this selection. She has exceeded any expectations I might have had already. But you know the question, Senator. Given the field, given all that we know, is she the best person to be a heartbeat away from the president? Oh, sure. She has experience. She's been an executive. She knows how to balance budgets. She knows how towns and cities work. And in all due respect, I think the examples that she has set of home and family and service and putting her country first, I think, frankly, it inspires me. She irons? She does all the things ladies do. She does dishes. Yeah, she puts a great pleat in her pants. How can he say she's ready? There's something weird the way you talk. Oh, well, he's got a little, there's a little whistle. What do you mean? Why are you whistling? Is tea ready? What is that? It's tea. It's tea time. Don't even get that. I can't believe he's saying she's ready to run the country. It's crazy.
Well, what? Sky, come on at this experienced stuff. Obama's not experienced either. Aren't you proud as a woman? Yeah. Hey, you're going to vote for him, right? He's got a woman on the ticket. Women's rights. Come on, Sky. Don't even. Me and the hubby have this discussion this weekend. You were a Hillary supporter. I did not care for this discussion with my husband. I'm not going to have it with you. Why do you hate women's rights? I love women's rights. Look at Eddie holding up the victory sign. No victory. No victory. You're the worst. This is what you guys have been fighting for. No. Yeah. Let's do this. Come on. If Geraldine Ferraro couldn't do it, neither can you. She is not my girl. Definitely not. And I'm not going to vote for her just because I have a vagina. Why? I thought that was the deal. I thought that's how it worked. Well, you know, I do have some nice movies, so maybe I will vote for her. Save that clip. Let's go. Do not say that. 570-1053 is our phone number. Our text number is 35253. You can text us right now. Hey, Mikey. The Mikey Show is on. I just want to say I love this show. I listen to you guys every single day. Drive the high country of Colorado, Montana, Idaho, or Hawaii. You'll pass the barley fields of places like the Markham Family Farm. At Coors.com.
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That's crazy. Who made that up? That's a good fake stat. Yeah, I believe it. Gets released in smaller doses, though, so it doesn't kill as often as a rattler. Oh, yes. Mikey, look up brown widows. Oh, my mom, yeah. Never heard of a brown widow. Yeah, she was, because we were talking about it. Like, it seems like there's a lot of black widows, a lot more this year than before. I don't know. My mom was saying the same thing, and she was saying that, because what my mom will do is she's so freaked out by spiders and stuff. She'll trap them, bring them inside, and then, like, Google them to compare them to the pictures on the Internet. She's scared of them. Why would she do all that? Oh, my God. Yeah, the brown widow. I had one of these in my car the other day. Send me a picture. Send me a link. Send me a picture. Send me a link. Throw me the idol. I'll throw you the one. Oh, my God. Yeah, I did. Send me a link. Hold on. Hold on. Send me a link. Send him the link. I had an anaconda in my car. Stop. You know what? Stop. Hey, we put the picture of Lori's tarantula on MikeyShow.com, keyword spider. Is this a brown widow? Yeah. I thought you said spider. I thought you said spider. But you said. Yeah, I forget what my mom was telling me yesterday. They're less common, but I think they're more like, you know, they're... They're uglier. More deadly. Yes, more deadly. They are more deadly? I think, yeah. They're silent but deadly, I heard. They're worse. Those are the worst. They're like...
They have like a 100% kill rate. Every time. All right. Oh, my gosh. Fertz are so funny. Oh. Really? This is fun. Mikey, Sarah Palin has 14 years of political experience. Obama only has seven. That's exactly half. Face. Yeah, compare Alaska to Chicago, please. I see that. Now that part I don't get, Sky. Honestly. I mean, if she's done stuff for a state, she's done stuff for a state. You know what I mean? Well, yeah. Somebody. She's a governor. He's a senator. You can make arguments back and forth all day. Between the needs of Chicago and the needs of Alaska. He's not like about Chicago. He's an Illinois senator. Well, yeah, but I'm saying. Chicago isn't a state. If you. Stop it. Let me make this argument. If you compare Illinois to Alaska, please. I mean, the population, the budget, the problems like.
No, no. Alaska, it doesn't reflect American society. Illinois reflects American society. It's still a state. You still have to deal with all the different aspects of government. It's like comparing. You just want to hate. Stop it. It's like comparing the president. I thought you'd like her. She's a woman. She's a woman. You got the vulgar finger. My wife is on the line. Hi, honey. Hi, how are you? Good. I was a little bit slow in calling. I was trying to call about the spider stuff. What's going on? Well, I wondered if you told them the story about Erica's daughter. No. No? So, you guys, this is so gross. My friend Erica, you know, she lives in Tennessee. Yeah, the snacker. What? The snacker. Right. And she called me. Last name Snackenberg. That's last name. And she was like. She was kind of hysterical, and she was borderline crying, and it was just, it was crazy. And I'm like, what is going on? So she has twin, a daughter and a son, and they're a year and a half. She put him down for a nap, and she said it was quiet for like 10 minutes, and then her daughter started crying, and she's like, oh, she just doesn't want to go to sleep.
You know, just kind of let her work it out for a little while. And after like 10 minutes and she was still crying, it was kind of escalating. She finally went in there and she's like, what's going on? So she got her out and she picked up the blanket and there was a centipede. No. That was, she said it was as thick as like her middle finger. No. And it was three inches long. No, no, thank you. So creepy. Crawling all over her daughter, stinging her. No. I didn't know they did that. It's poison control. Because she's like, she didn't know either. We didn't know. I freak out. And she said it's like a, it's the equivalent of like a spider bite, babe? Like a bee sting. Oh, man. It stung her twice. And who knows? Like, it was probably crawling all over. Oh, poor baby. Terrible.
Do they live outdoors? Yeah, no kidding. I know, right? They should move inside. Build a roof. She's pretty much like, I'm not sure if we can keep living here anymore. Because it was so traumatic. What's going on? Why is Jake? What's going on? Oh, he wants his waffle. You should see him right now, hon. I'm taking him to get his pictures taken because he's turning two. And he has, like, a little, like, dress outfit on. A little what? Like a dress outfit. Like, you know, like dressy. Like a pink little dress. Yeah, like a pink dress. He has, like, a button-up shirt. And he has jeans on and, like, cute little shoes. He looks so adorable. Is he getting his waffle? He is getting his waffle now. Yum. Put him on the phone. And he's playing with Thomas, too. Hi, Dad. You want to talk to Daddy? Say hi, Daddy. Bubba. Bubba, say hi. Daddy sing Bonnie Bear. You start. You start. Jake, you start. You know what he's saying? You know what he said? He goes, you start. Jake, you start. He's going, he starts it. He goes, listen. Jake, you start. Bubba, can you sing? You want to do numbers with daddy? Now, can you sing it? What comes next?
Can you sing it? What comes next? Three. Can you sing it? Three. What comes next? Can you sing it? Are you there? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You stopped him at four. He just shoved a whole piece of waffle at him. No, that'll do it. Oh, yeah. He's hungry. All right, honey. All right, I love you. I love you, too. He loves to sing those numbers, man. He loves to sing the numbers. It's his favorite thing with Dad. It's so awesome. When I walk into his room in the morning, he sees me, he goes, you start. He loves to sing that Bonnie Bear song. What is that? Listen to the sounds as they fill the air. Bonnie's magic brush will take us there. Oh, dear Bonnie Bear, let's all play the listening game.
Every day, listen to the sounds and play. Bonnie Bay! I wish I could play that tape of you doing that to Mike 10 years ago. My goodness, I just got dizzy. Oh, I just got dizzy. My goodness. Wow, that's something else. Man, it's weird getting older. Getting kids and all that. Let's see. Back to school today. All the kids back in school. Hurry up. Yep, Sandy.
San Diego State, back in school today. And remember, all you fraternity and sorority people. Drink up, baby. No, Eddie. No, dude. Let's do this. Remember, alcohol is banned for the first five weeks. Ban. Sweet berry wine. Peanut nor. Peanut nor. In quotation. Ashley doesn't buy it. Yeah, it's banned. Well, my only friend. My only friend. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Steven Brooks. I'm sorry, Ash. Sorry, Steven Brooks was just partying. I don't blame you. He was rocking. He doesn't realize that there's a ban on it. Anytime Steven Brooks talks, I'm all for it. I don't blame you. So good. 90210. Yeah, Mike, talk about it. It's back tonight. Daddy, don't give me that. Sky, Sky, you're a 30-year-old woman. What's up, bro? Really? Come on. And let me tell you, she's excited. Oh, I'm excited. It's genuine excitement that 90210 is back. And I was so excited. The mom from Arrested Development is in it. Are you serious? Yeah, I loved her. Wait, wait. Okay, so questions, questions. I don't know if she's like a teacher or something. Is it back on Fox? It's on the CW, Mike. CW6. How do they do that? How do they do that? What do you mean? Get the rights to it. Oh, okay. Because I thought it belonged to Fox. Oh, I see what you're saying. Yeah. I didn't know we could do that.
It'd be like Fox doing Friends or something, bringing it back. It's like, that was NBC. Kelly and Brenda are back. Come on. What more do you need? Sky, what is the idea? What's the gist here? Well, we got some Beverly Hills kids. New class, Mike. It's basically the same formula, but a new kid. New kids. Kelly. You know, Jenny Garth is like a guidance counselor at Beverly Hills High. Playing Kelly. Yeah. Yeah. She's Kelly Taylor. She's 30 now. Yeah. Brenda's back. Same with Brenda. She's probably 30, right? Yeah. No. Well, the real. The real one? The real Jenny Garth was like 40. Yeah. And so, and then, of course, there's a family that comes from out of town and has to adjust to living in 90210. That's the same thing as Brendan and... Remember, remember, remember. It's almost an identical story. What is an identical story? Yeah, wait. Cool. 35253. That's our text. So text us. 5701053 is our phone number. P1 Trivia. How about when we get back, we do P1 Trivia. The winner will come in the studio on Thursday. If you're available to come into the studio on Thursday, you'll do it. Because on Friday, we're broadcasting live from Harrah's Rincon. And everybody's coming out to that. Everybody. Everybody's invited. It's open to the public.
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DJ Jazzy Jack and the freshmen. How do you like that? Oh, it's 9-19. McCain's running mate was making news all weekend from being under investigation in her home state to her 17-year-old daughter being pregnant. This is kind of a crazy story. The Jaguars' offensive tackle, Richard Collier, is in critical condition after being shot waiting outside an apartment complex early this morning. Gnarly. Let's do this. Do you know who has got to say? Who's a germ to say? Uh... Sean, we will be completely Cloroxing out your entire space that you sleep in at our house. But we are painting upstairs. And so I had to use that shower. And I had no idea. Dude, I wish that you would have told me that that shower head in there is the worst shower head ever in the history of shower heads. Dude, how did you not mention that, Sean? How did you not mention that?
Hold on. Guest or not. Guest or not. Okay. Hold on. I do have a confession to make. Uh-oh. You bring your own shower head. What if? No. I bet he does. No way. Oh, I bet he does. It's easy. It's easy. I bet he does. Dude, Sean. He travels with his own shower head? Sky, if you showered in this shower, you'd bring your own shower head. What's the problem with it? Really? This is how you take a shower. It hits off. Wow. It's awful. Sean, when you put another shower head on, does it work okay, or is it a water... Is that the shower head? When you put another shower head on, is it good, or is it the water pressure, or is it... With the new shower head, it's pretty good. What I did was I took out the... Because when I first put it on... It was a little bit better, but not that much better. So I took out the low flow thing and put it on, and then it kind of seemed like a normal showerhead. Okay, so when I take that showerhead, because I'm changing it today. Wow. And I honestly was like, how did he not mention this?
Why don't you ask him what he wants since it's his shower? It's true. It's true. What should I get, Sean? You're the only one that's going to ever use that. Like one of those rain ones? I love the big elephant shower head. Okay. Hey, now, when I take that stupid thing off, there's some flow thing? What are you talking? The flow regulator is built into the shower head itself. Okay. So once you take the shower head off, it's basically, the water's open. It's going to flow freely. So when you put the new one on, you just test it to see if it works all right. If it doesn't, then there's a flow regulator inside the shower head, right inside the part that you screw on. Just take a pair of pliers and pop it out. That's what I did. Okay. And to get the actual shower head off, you just use a pair of pliers? Yeah. I don't blame him one bit. Dude, it's like a mist. It's like a mist. I mean, you guys already do so much. You put up with the vacuuming in the middle of the night. You sanitize the room, which I really appreciate. I didn't want to like come back to you and go, hey, you know, can you shower? No, I mean, listen, I wouldn't have expected you to complain, but I would I would have not been offended if you said.
Hey, dude, have you ever turned that shower on before? Like, I can't believe they put those in houses. That's ridiculous. It's so stupid. Yeah, it's pretty awful. Let's play P1 Trivia. 570-1053. And we need another person. So call us up. You need to be available to come into the studio on Thursday. Oh, and you'll be able to see Sean. That's right. Sean will be in the studio. Right here with us. That's right. Sean will be here tomorrow. He's coming into town tomorrow. Oh, you're so precious. That's right. Well, you know, I think we're shooting for tomorrow. I think we're shooting for that. No, I think you'll be here tomorrow. It's an ideal that we're kind of going for. It'll be great. Eddie will be sitting right next to you.
I'll come for you, buddy. We've got Gustav going on right now. Oil prices. Weather will affect the way I travel. 5701053. See you Friday. It's going to be huge. That's going to be so huge. We should be clear that people can come out Thursday and play in the poker game. You just got to buy in and there's only a certain amount of seats available. Just come out to Harris. Go to the poker room. They'll show you where it is. And Friday, free P1 Hall of Fame broadcast. Anybody can come out to that. And Boston Rob's bachelor party that night. Open to everybody. Open to everybody. Just got to say you're a P1. Yeah, we have those packages you can buy, but that's if you want a discount on a room, if you want VIP stuff. But, you know, everybody can come hang out. I've been getting a lot of questions about that. Like, oh, I can't play in the poker. Yes, you can. You just got to buy in. It's just like a regular poker tournament. Come out there Thursday night and then stay the night.
If not for the poker tournament and the P1 Hall of Fame induction Friday morning, which is going to be... You don't want to miss a minute of this. No. It's going to be awesome. Yeah, and then just all of us, you know, Ashley roaming around the hotel. That's right. I mean, well, I just remember when Ashley and I went to Denver. That's what she does. Well, no, it's just like the funny stuff that happens. Like you go down there at 3 o'clock in the morning, she's roaming around. You're like, where'd you get lost? No, I'm just saying funny stuff happens. Where's my candy bar? Right? Where's the mini Charleston shoes? I'm enjoying this in my hair. What's going on? I just got it. That was so funny. P1 Hydroponics. How you doing, man? I'm all right. How you doing, brother? Hey, dude, you going on Friday morning or what? Depends on if my wife gets a day off. We share the car, so it's all up to her. Dude, you got to get that day off. Come hang with us on Friday.
I already got it off. It just depends on if she can. Dude, you got to have her get that day off. Let's find out who you're going to go up against. P1 Leonidas is on the line. Hey, good morning, good morning. Couple of future Hall of Famers. That's right. Leonidas, you going to be there? Oh, you know it, buddy. That's awesome. Okay, let's get some vital stats. Let's face off against Hydroponics and Leonidas. Hydro, how long have you been listening? I think three and a half, four years. How old are you? 22. And Leonidas? 29. Been listening since day one. Wow. Of our lives? Since day one of the morning show and I used to listen to you at night and also when I lived in Monterey. Wow. And the time that Mikey offered Eddie chewing tobacco. He was there too. Isn't that a messed up move? Didn't you think that was cool? I was 12. I was 15. What do you want from me? I was a kid too.
Let's see. You should have got hit in the face with a fish. I did, Eddie, and you're just bringing that up. Who would do that? That was so embarrassing. I don't know who would do that. Your sister took a string of trout out of the creek and slapped me in the face with it. What? Oh, whoa. Yeah. Why would she do that? Because she's bipolar. That's what a good girlfriend does. Yeah, you know what I mean? Okay. Awesome. All right, let's do this. Do you guys know that next June we will have been on Rock 105 five years? What? Two? Five years. Next year. Is Shauna going to throw us a party? Yeah. Yeah, she's going to throw a big party. Nice. That's right. Hydroponics? Yeah. You go first. Uh-oh. The way this works is like the Dumb Chick Challenge. So the first person to five points wins. You've got one, two, and three-point questions. What do you want? I'll take a two. You got it. Two-point question is, which member of the show celebrates their half-birthday? God. You got it. It's Skye. Why do you do that, Skye? This may be the easiest question ever. Why do you do that, Skye? What do you mean, why? Celebrate the half birthday. Why do you wake up every morning? Why do you breathe oxygen? She said it comes naturally, is what she's saying. She's saying it comes naturally. You have to or you die, is what she's saying. You have to acknowledge it or you die. That's right. We've lived. I don't forget it. P1 Leonidas. You got it.
Your two-point question is, which fast food restaurant did Eddie work at as a teenager? That would have been McDonald's. That would be right. McDonald's. I really wanted to work at Foster's Freeze. You did? Went there in Monterey. Did you? Yeah, I did. What happened? I just wasn't qualified. Really? You were not qualified for Foster's. But you did qualify for McDonald's. They'll take anybody there. Foster's is great. They got the half and half. Yeah. Dude, they got the half and half. You know what I'm talking about? Soft serve, half vanilla, half chocolate in a cone. That's good. They like when they dip it in the chocolate. Oh, that is the best. So good. The best. But hamburgers, not so much. I don't go there. I don't go there. You know why? I'll tell you why. I have a reason. Don't let them get away with that. You don't know what you're saying. Zigzag, zigzag pickle slices. I don't like those.
Do you know what I mean by zigzag pickle slices? Nobody does. Okay. At McDonald's, pickle slices are very thin and flat. Foster's uses those ugly, too hard, out of a jar, zigzag pickles. No. You guys don't know what I mean? It's like a bottle cap. Yes. They look like ruffles, but pickles. Screw that. That's why the hamburger doesn't taste good. Yes. I don't like that. That's insane. I don't like that. They're delicious. They're not right. They're not right. Oh. Dude. That is ridiculous. That's a good idea. Just say don't put pickles on it. Yeah, you get that big boss, dude. It's delicious. Nut job. Anyway. Let's go to Foster's. Yeah, dude. Foster's is great. Let's see. Hydroponics. Yeah. You can close it out with a three or take another two. I think I'm going to try to close it out here. You got it. How many siblings does Mikey have? I'm Mikey. Yeah. How many siblings does Mikey have? Remember, he's Mexican. What does that mean? Nothing. I'm just saying. Okay. Just fun facts. No Uzi birth control. No Uzi. Well said. Uh-oh. This one's got hydroponics. He's trying to figure it out. He's like, there's a rock star guy. There's that hot dog dude.
It's either three or four. I'm not sure if you have three brothers and a sister. Give me a second. Uh-oh. It's a Boston Rob of phone callers. Makes a while. Guess and say four. Incorrect. There's four of us all together, but I have three brothers. I thought you had a sister once. You really did it? What happened to her? Yeah. What do you mean you thought I had a sister? Remember I came over and she kept taking my plate every time I finished my food? I was like, Mike, your sister is so nervous. That's the lady who cleans my house and then helps when they have some parties. It's a Mexican joke. It's just rude. My brothers are Mark, Sam, and Steve. Fuck dog guy. Leonidas. Let's go two. You want a two-pointer. Smart. What is Eddie's wedding date? 7-7-0-7. You got that right, buddy. We are looking at a 4-2 game right now. And in order to be able to get this done, hydroponics, you're going to have to take a three-pointer because you know Leonidas isn't going to miss a one. Yeah, I'm going to do it again, Mike. You got it. Uh-oh. Oh, I don't like that sound. That ain't good.
gardening advice on the Mikey show. Great question. You should know this hydro out of anybody. Yeah, man. Dude. Give him a chance. Old Van Baker. Under pressure and everything. What a game. And of course you could both come in. I mean, you guys couldn't. Hydro and Leonidas, you both get to come in. And if you want, why don't you guys bring friends and neighbors? There are very few things that I look up to the television and see that distract me so much that I can't speak. But they had a Britney Spears impersonator on the Today Show, and it's a guy.
He's super hot. Can you pause that? This bitch is my recital. I think it's very vital. Our text number is 35253. How did she know this? Isn't this before her time? LOL. Decatelite presents Bad Habit Confessions. Hello. My name is Luis, and I'm here to confess a really bad habit. Hang on. Hello? Hey! What's going on? Okay. I'll talk to you soon. I didn't even realize I had a bad habit until... Hang on. Hello? Yo, amigo! ¿Qué pasa, man? Sure! You got it.
I didn't know I had a bad habit until this guy approached me in a bar and said, You know, that's a bad habit. What's a bad habit? Hang on. What? No, it's not raining here. Sorry, you were telling me. What's a bad habit? It's obvious. Drinking that light beer. Try Tecate Light. It tastes like real cerveza. So I tried Tecate Light, and after one drink, I broke my bad habit of drinking flavorless light beer. It feels good to now be bad habit free. Hang on. Hello? Hey. What's going on? Break the habit. Try Tecate Light for those who want more. Responsible drinking is a good habit. Imported by Cervezas Mexicanas, White Plains, New York. Hey, check this out. Did you know that a just-completed survey of AIS clients shows an average savings of $850 per year? Now, of course, prices vary depending on your needs, so it really pays to shop around, which is what AIS does for you. In fact, 92% of AIS clients renew year after year, which goes to show just how much money they're saving. Remember, AIS wants you as a customer for life. Hey, it's Mikey. Call AIS at 1-800-777-4AIS. Again, that's 1-800-777-4AIS. Hey, guys. Mike Costa here from the Chargers Radio Network talking to you about where I go to get my haircut, and that's Sport Clips. It's a relaxing, guy-friendly atmosphere that allows you to enjoy the sports world all the while getting a great haircut.
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You pay what Saturn employees pay, not a cent more. Available on all 08 models at participating retailers only. Take delivery by September 2nd. Go to Saturn.com for details. Pacific Honda, for all the right reasons. Check out Pacific Honda's car buying oasis for great value, selection, and price. Just around the corner in Kearney Mesa, or even easier, online at PacificHonda.com. Rock 105.3 Traffic. Thank you by Sleep Train Mattress Centers. Looking real good on our freeways right now after a very rough ride this morning because of school being back in session. But things are pretty much back to normal right now. You will find just a bit of a delay coming up the hill out of Santee and that westbound 52. South 15, good to go out of Escondido. No worries there. The southbound side of the 5, clear out of the Oceanside area all the way down to the border. Westbound 56 is even looking good. Just maybe a minor delay at the 5 freeway. And all is well out of the south bay on both the 5 and the 5 northbound right now. I'm Rick Lawrence. Have you been there? It's very, very cool. I call them go-karts, but they're actually electric carts. They're like what you would think of as go-karts, only go-karts have gas power. These have electric power, so they're stronger. They've got more torque. They zip around corners. It's really fun. Whether you're a kid or an adult, you will love doing this. I'm telling you, man, 20 horsepower is better than 6.5 or 9.
They're up in Carlsbad. They got a website. You should check them out. It's K1Speed.com. Hey there, Coach. I'm here to try out for your pitching staff. You're a taco. I'm the new Volcano Taco from Taco Bell. See the fiery red shell and cheesy spicy lava sauce? Okay, you're a big league taco. What can you bring to this team? I can bring the heat. Okay, you have lava sauce, you bring the heat. I'll give you that. How's your curveball? I'm all heat all the time, coach. How about you change up? I bring the heat. Slider. Heater. Knuckleball. Heater. Screwball. Like I said, I bring the heat. Introducing the Volcano Taco. Available for a limited time on Taco Bell's new Why Pay More value menu. A fiery red crunchy taco shell filled with seasoned beef and a cheesy spicy lava sauce for just 89 cents. Why pay more for heat when you can think outside the bun? At participating locations for a limited time, prices may vary. Tax extra. Escape the everyday with Taco Bell's new Frutista Freeze. A smooth, frozen blend of strawberry or mango flavors that's topped with real strawberries. To refresh your day, think outside the bun. With natural fruit flavors, product contains no fruit juice. Available at participating locations. Now back to the Mikey Show. Featuring Mikey. It is not until you get to know me that you realize I'm completely self-absorbed. Eddie. I like my sandwich. We're like my sandwich. Okay, Skye. Thank you. Sean.
I'm the token Boston guy on the show. That's right. Every show should happen. And Ashley. You make a compelling writing. I'm a compelling person. On Rock 105.3. If you are. That sounds cool. This is a great song. I know. I use this in Hard Knocks a lot. They do. Tony Romo. I want to see that. I haven't seen it this season. Is it good? So good. Hard Knocks is a good show. Even though it's the Cowboys, it's still good. That's such a great show. Jerry Jones. They show a lot of him. It's like his own reality show. You know, man, as much as I don't like the Cowboys and as much as I disagree with Jerry Jones, he does seem pretty savvy. The only thing I will give him credit for is he doesn't care what it costs. He will do whatever it takes to make that team number one, spend money, build the craziest stadium, like everything. It's top notch. Dude, don't you kind of say to yourself when it comes to Jerry Jones.
You see an owner that is, you kind of have to like as a fan, an owner that's a fan and nuts about his team. And he just, he's like so, kind of reminds me of, what's his name? Mark Cuban, you know, like Mark Cuban. He owns his team and he really wants his team to win as opposed to some ownership team, you know, some teams with ownership that are just like, whatever, just give me money. To an extent where it gets sticky is when they start. dabbling in the affairs of the team. Like Jerry Jones is the general manager of the team as well. Now, Jerry at least kind of knows what he's doing, but there are owners like Daniel Snyder and stuff like that that don't. They'll spend money. Yeah, they'll buy like, oh, I know that name. I know Deion Sanders. I'll sign him. I'll give him a crazy contract because I know that name. But, you know, it just kind of depends. But Jerry, you know, I give him credit, man. That guy knows what he's doing. Mikey, have you read Ashley's blog today? She spells Barack B-O-R-A-C-K twice. I did not know that. That's how she always spells it. Yeah, that's how I spell it. I didn't know that. B-O-R-A-C-K? Your candidate. That's not how you spell it, but that's okay. That's how I've always spelled it. Listen, you can spell it however you want to. Spell it however you want to. Yeah, put that on the ballot. Sure.
Let's see. 570-1053 is the number. Our text number is 35253. Let's see. What have I not mentioned? Charlie Sheen wants a boy, and he's telling the world. Yep. You know, his new wife is pregnant, and he already has three girls, three daughters. And so they say the odds are it's a boy, but they'll be happy either way. I don't know if they realize it doesn't work that way. I mean, just because you have three girls doesn't mean that the odds are in your favor. Are you sure? That's how it works, but good luck. I hope it happens for you. Sky, even you haven't seen this story yet because it just popped up. The only panda born at a U.S. zoo so far this year was listed in guarded condition after being placed in an incubator on Monday. Are you getting turned on? Cub was taken from its mother, Loon Loon, on Monday after zookeepers noticed that it wasn't doing so good. And after examining the little cub, which is about the size of a cell phone, they determined that it was dehydrated. So they're going to try to hydrate up that. Slower, Mike. Shut up, Eddie. Yeah, talk, Mike. If it's dehydrated, just get a cocktail. That's what we know that are. No.
That's what we know that our panda would do when he was dehydrated. Get in a pacifier. That's right. Some glow sticks. Little Calpito. That's right. What's your name? What? Some friend you are. I thought pandas like Calpito. They do. Don't be. Whatever. Okay. Whatever. Sean. Because Sean never picks on Scott. Sean used to be a furry. Yeah. Are we sure he's still not? Oh. I've had that thought before. You've had the thought that he still does it? I mean... Well, does one just like not... Like you're not interested anymore? Like you can quit that cold turkey? Sean. No. You lost interest. Sean, Sean. Squat, squat, squat. Yes, I did. You lost interest suddenly. I don't want to... No. Oh, yes, you do. Just throw it out there, buddy. It's a safe place. Creepy. Sean used to dress as a panda bear and go to what they call furry conventions. Well, they're anthropomorphic conventions. What? What the heck did you say? Don't let him talk like this. It's where people put on costumes. They go and they, you know, make passionate love to one another. That's creepy. I'm telling you, it does not happen. Anaphylactic.
Animal shock? What? What is it called? That's what he's got. They listen to rave music, they have pacifiers, and they use glow sticks. Rub up. Choke me. Oh, okay. Oh, my God. Okay. Eddie. Mike, you might want to write that one down. I probably should. I think you should. I would write it down, too. You're writing yourself down. Not me. It's Sean. Sean, don't turn your camera off. That ain't cool. I thought that was a pretty good question. Like, how does one just stop being interested in dressing like a mascot? Well. I don't think they like the word mascot. They do not. There's like a bad word in there. Speak Klingon or whatever it is. No, that's something different that Sean's into. Very different. Very different. Anyway. Anyway. This is audio from Friday. Of Michael Jackson talking to Good Morning America about turning 50. Wow, boy. Cut 35. On the eve of his 50th birthday, Michael Jackson gave us a rare interview. How do you plan to celebrate your 50th birthday? Oh, I'll just come in case with my children and just probably watch some cartoons. Isn't that what everyone does for their 50th? Somebody call the cops after that?
Chris Hansen jumps on the line. What are you doing? What do you think you're doing? I'm making cookies. Michael talks about his career. Cut 36. Facing a personal milestone that finds many people looking back, Jackson is focused on the future, which he thinks is brighter than ever. As you look back on your career, Michael, what would you have done differently? You were... Looking forward to doing a lot of great things, but that's hard. I think the best is yet to come, in my true humble opinion. Have sleepovers? What's the matter with you? Not date Macaulay Culkin? Maybe that. List of the things I wouldn't do. Date Macaulay Culkin. Have sleepovers. Be dumb. A little bath with Webster? None of it. What about the Corys? You were kind of tight. Do you regret any of that? Duh. Okay. I didn't do anything wrong. You are creepy just for thinking. Don't turn this around on us. Who thinks those kinds of things? Weirdos? People with eyeballs. I went to court on speeding tickets. No, you did not. Yes, I did. That day you showed up in your pajamas? Yeah, I was sleepy. I was really tired.
You're an adult. Don't ever call me that again. I hate when people call me an adult. I'm not, I'm not, though. I'm a child inside. I'm still like Peter Pan. You're not, dude. I can fly? No, you can't. Yeah, I can. Let me see. You're kind of fragile. How many do that nose so many times? How much wine have you had? Jesus juice. My wings broke. Cut 37. As successful as he was with his brothers in the Jackson 5, Michael's career and his subsequent celebrity exploded when he went solo, leading to, he says, the best days of his life. As you look back on 50 years in your career, at what point in your career do you think you were the happiest? The happiest. Ironically, sleepovers. That meant very much to me. And being received so beautifully by the public and the world, you know, I enjoyed it very much. Nice slurring right now. Oh, no. Don't do that. Oh, Michael. He's asked if he can still do any of his old dance moves. Cut 38. Decades later, it's fair to wonder.
Can Michael Jackson still do all that at the age of 50? Oh, yes, he can, he says. Yes, because I'm expanding a lot of the avenues. People see some of the things I do, and they say, why don't you show this to the world? People don't know you do this. Maybe I will. My connection is not very good. Yeah, what's up with that, Michael? You're a billionaire, aren't you? I'm calling from a castle, and they just put in phones, and it's not easy to get. The phone's to work at the castle very well. Get cricket already, man. Thank you. Figure it out. Happiest I've ever been. Okay. It just brings joy to his face to think about. Never mind. Are you not happy? First, okay, listen. What? Okay. What are you saying? You know what? He's drunk. You really need to get it. He's really slurring about. Good times again. This one time. Yes. Macaulay was having a sleepover. While you were having a sleepover. And he farted in bed. And it was so funny. Pulled the covers over my head. Dirty birdie. Okay. Okay. Okay. He gave me a Dutch oven like you would not. That's gross. That's the happiest you're coming. It was funny. It was super funny. It was very funny. A Dutch oven.
It was funny. Why would that make you happy? It should make you mad. Yeah, gross. Have you ever had a touch of it? Unfortunately. By who? Rob. Oh, weird. Rob. Yeah. Do you pass gas and pull the covers over your head? Occasionally. That's funny. Yeah, whenever we have sleepovers. Yeah, that is very odd. Which is all the time. Let's have a sleepover. No, not. You're weird about it. We'll have a touchover. No. No. Call it a Dutch party. It's not safe. It's a Dutch party. All right. Anyway. Yeah, anyway. 570-1053 is our phone number. Text number is 35253. Is that? Wait for it. New releases today. Wait for it. Is that? Yeah, it is, Mike. All right. It's Mikey. The Mikey Show is on. It's the premiere you've been waiting for. You know what Beverly Hills people are like. to network television. It'll be the best night of your life. With old friends. I'm Brenda. And new faces. Do you understand how different it is out here? New drama. Same zip. 90210. Two-hour series premiere tonight on The CW. It all starts tonight at 8 p.m. only on San Diego 6. You're home of The CW. Normally, you wear a suit to work. But today is not normal. So you are wearing board shorts, puka shells, and a beach towel cape.
You are no longer a mild-mannered middle manager. Today, you are Johnny Taco Seed, spreading word of Rubio's revolutionary new grilled gourmet tacos to all within range of your bullhorn. Currently, that's your CEO standing next to you in the elevator. You announced that these radically different Rubio's tacos are an explosion of Beech-Mex flavor with decadent char-grilled sirloin steak. slices of fresh Haas avocado, habanero citrus salsa, and a toasted blend of three cheeses. Your CEO stares in shock. You, too, were shocked when you discovered the Rubio's grilled gourmet glory. The elevator stops and security guards get on. You eagerly offer them grilled gourmet tacos. They accept, then offer you a headlock. Introducing Rubio's new grilled gourmet tacos, a revolution in flavor. Try all four exclusively at Rubio's Fresh Mexican Grill. It's the Rock 105.3 Asphalt Assault connected by Cricket Wireless. Don't miss the P1 Hall of Fame induction ceremony as the Mikey Show will broadcast live from Harrah's Rincon Casino and Resort on Friday, September 5th. Also, Rock wants to help line your pockets with cash. So be sure to register today for your spot in the Rock Garage Sale. Happening Saturday, September 20th at Viejas Casino and Outlet Center. For details, go to rock1053.com, keyword fame and garage.
Chuck the Iceman Liddell wants his title back, but undefeated 16-0 Rashad Evans stands in his way. Also, Rich Ace Franklin returns to square off against Matt Hamill. The Ultimate Fighting Championship presents UFC 88 Breakthrough from Phillips Arena in Atlanta, Georgia. Live this Saturday night, only on pay-per-view. To order UFC 88 on Cox Communications or Time Warner Cable, please use your remote control. Visit 88.ufc.com for full event details. When it is raining, it is because he's thinking about something sad. Even the things his parrot says are insightful. Once, he knew he dialed a wrong number, even though the man on the other line wouldn't admit it. His shirts never wrinkle. If there were an interesting gland, his would be larger than most men's lower intestines. He is left-handed and right-handed. If he were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there. His charisma can be seen from space. Interesting man. Always drink beer. When I do. Enjoy Dos Equis responsibly. Imported by Cervezas Mexicanas. White Plains, New York. Stay thirsty, my friend. Welcome to another Cable Fable Story Minute brought to you by AT&T. Once there was an old lady who lived in a shoe. But she had cable. And she didn't know what to do. She was up all night.
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Experience the explosive premiere of the FX original series. This is inevitable. Sons of Anarchy. Wednesday at 10, only on FX. These strip malls are impossible. I've got a girlfriend in need of an iced coffee over here. There, honey. Right there. Park. Where? Where? There's a spot right over... You missed it. Ah, sorry, baby. You know, McDonald's has new iced coffee. Mickey D's? That's right. Mickey D's. So prepare yourselves for the tastiest ride of your lives. McDonald's has new premium roast iced coffees, and they're only $1.89. Made from rich, bold Arabica beans, you can indulge in tasty, regular, sweet vanilla and yummy hazelnut. All day, every day. It's unforgettably scrumptious iced coffee, with no parking required. McDonald's sure knows awesome iced coffee. And it was totally hassle-free. That announcer was so right. You heard that too? Yeah. See, I thought I was losing it. You? Never. Prices and participation may vary. Have breakfast Southern style with McDonald's new Southern style chicken biscuit. Then put some tender juiciness in the rest of your day with the new Southern style chicken sandwich. Southern seasoned all white meat chicken for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Only at McDonald's. Let me tell you something. These K1 electric carts are great, man. They are designed for you to feel like you are really a formula race car driver. Why? Because they're fast, man. 20 horsepower. They're not like those.
6.5 or 9 horsepower little gas-operated dealies. These things are cool, man. You're going to love them. I urge you to get yourself down to K1 Speed in Carlsbad. This is their website. Write this down and go check it out. K1Speed.com. Bud Light presents Real Men of Genius. Today we salute you, Mr. Stadium Scoreboard Marriage Proposal Guy. Mr. Stadium Scoreboard Marriage Proposal Guy. You've combined the three things you love most in this world. Your girlfriend, your team, and lots and lots of attention. Your first proposal, her hand in marriage. Your second proposal, two more jumbo chili dogs. It's the perfect plan, unless her name is spelled wrong. She's in the bathroom, or she says no.
So crack open a nice cold Bud Light, Mr. Batchelor, on the big screen. And remember that even if she says no, we'll always say yes. Mr. Stadium's COVID-19 proposal. You're anizer for St. Louis, Missouri. Sunday, a new innovation will put championships in jeopardy like never before. The championship scramble at WWE Unforgiven. Plus, for the first time in six years, an unsanctioned match. Shawn Michaels will meet Chris Jericho. WWE Unforgiven. Live this Sunday, 8 Eastern, 5 Pacific, only on pay-per-view. For details, see WWE.com. Go to WWE.com for details. You can order SummerSlam live on pay-per-view this Sunday, 5 p.m. by using your Cox digital cable remote control. Hey, it's Mikey for Amco. If you have a check engine light on, you've got to take it into Amco. You don't need any kind of an appointment. You just take it in there, and they will take a look at it for you.
Now, here's something that you may or may not know, but they don't just work on your transmissions. They also do AC. They do brakes. This is just another reason for you to be taking your car to Amco. It's the only place I go. And by the way, if you're a P1, they are offering a 10% discount to all P1s for repairs. It's Amco. Double A. Beep, beep. M-C-O. We are KIOZ San Diego, and we say hit it. Hit it. And then we'll be like, oh, K-I-O-Z, San Diego. Oh, hit it. And I was like, oh, that's K-I-O-Z, San Diego. Sure. K-I-O-Z, San Diego. Oh, there it is. Changed that attitude right around, didn't it? It's amazing how just saying that changed a lot. Happens every time. Hey, guys, it's Michael Jackson. Well, Michael, we were just talking about you. I forgot to mention something. You're on the phone. Your connection is better. It's a lot better. Yeah, I fixed my connection. Oh, thank you. What's going on? I just wanted to tell people another really happy time I had. What is that? Well, another really happy time I had was that time I was walking around with Webster in a baby sling. I don't remember this time, but no. You weren't there.
I wasn't there. I was at Neverland, and I was walking around with Webster in a baby sling. Was it more of a baby bajorn or an actual sling? It was a baby bajorn. Oh, okay, okay. I don't even know what that is. Just trying to get the visual. I don't even know what that is. And I was feeding him spaghetti-oes. Okay. With my hands, like little birds. No, no, no, no. Because birds feed with their hands, obviously. Another happy moment. Yes. When I got the CBS DVDs of Jonathan Lipnicki's early work. Time Life first released the early work. I don't think he has that. That's good. It's only been in one thing. That's right. I forgot about that. You want to know another happy time? Not really. Okay, here goes then. That didn't work. The time that Webster had me in the baby Bjorn. Wait. How can he do that? I mean, isn't that physically... He's carrying me around like a roo. Like a roo. Okay. Like a baby Joey. Okay. Joey Fatone. Okay. My favorite one. You are so different. He's your favorite one? My favorite new kid. He's not a new kid.
Feeding me studio. Okay. This is Michael Jackson. Thank you, Michael. I love Gary Coleman's eight-minute abs video. I've never seen that. Gary Coleman. I don't think he should probably use some sort of video. He did it again. What? All right, guys. I got to go. You're going? I have to go. All right. All right. Mr. Hippopotamus just showed up and he and I are going to bake brownies this afternoon using marijuana cigarettes. No. Michael, don't say that. See you later. Okay, bye. Amazing. Amazing when he calls in. Well, it was weird because he was like in studio and then he left and he called in. How weird is that? Hopefully he was on a Bluetooth. Really bizarre. On his Bluetooth.
Sky has new releases that are coming out today. How about that? Break it off. What do we got? Okay, new video games out today. We have NFL Head Coach 09 for Xbox 360. I don't trust anything not called Madden. Thank you. There's no reason to play any other football game. Oh, would you? Rob will be happy. What about the classic? Madden. Madden. What about there's this one game, Mike, is gridiron great? Don't want it. So good. Don't want anything but Madden. What's the best thing there is? What about Tony Dorsett's football? So good. No, I don't want Tony Dorsett's football. Why is Tony Dorsett got a game? I mean, isn't there anybody more contemporary that would have a game? Mean Joe Green. No. Massacre. No, don't lie. It's the best game out right now. Mean Joe Green hasn't played football in like 30 years. What a bow. Okay. Thanks for it. Conrad Dobblers. Conrad Dobbler. No, do not take a bow. I do not accept. He deserves it. Nobody accepts Conrad Dobbler. Fine. Have you ever played it?
No. To your defense, no. Thank you. Also out today, Mercenaries 2, World in Flames, Xbox 360. Infinite Undiscovery, Xbox 360. Vampire Reign, Altered Species, PS3. Warhammer Battlemarch, Xbox 360. Facebreaker for Xbox 360. Skateboard game? What? What is it? It's a friend networking thing. No. It's called what? Facebreaker. Facebreaker. Facebreaker. It's great. Put up songs. Mega Man 9 for the Xbox 360. And then finally coming to Xbox 360, we have Pirates vs. Ninjas Dodgeball, which is, you know, one of his favorite back in the day. Yeah. All right. Okay. New music out today. New Kids on the Block with... The Block. That's a white dude? This is new? Yeah, this is their new album. That's a white guy singing right there? New Kids on the Block. They're all white, right? They are, right? Yes. Yeah. Dude, that's awesome. That sounds like a black dude. That's good. Oh, then that's a black dude. That's not fair. I don't know. I don't know. They can't do that. I don't pick the song. Dude, if it says New Kids FT Dot, then I, no. That's then they're cheating.
They're cheating. Yeah. Then they're just adding vocals there, Sky. That was Neo. Oh, come on. See, he's good. Don't look at me. He's good. So is that Neo featuring New Kids featuring Neo? Yes. Come on, New Kids. Do it by yourselves. They sing that white guy R&B. Sky likes them. Sky likes New Kids. What else is out? Also with a new album today, Young Jeezy with The Recession. If I played professional football, I would have this on in the car. In the car to the stadium? Just so that I would feel cool around my other friends. When you get out of the laptop, I put Michelle Branch on. Like when you're walking in, they all set up those iPods. They'd be like, hey, what are you listening to? And I'd take out my, check it out, dude. Check it out. What's up, dude? You are hard. You are. You are. You'll be sitting at the card table.
And as soon as I left, I'd just keep hitting forward until I got to some sort of Vanessa Carlton song. Oh, that's not long. Love her. Ah, cuckoo dolls. All right, we've all been waiting for this one, the new one from Jefferson Starship, Jefferson's Tree of Liberty. And I did, and I flew. I didn't fall as I expected to. We flew. Yes. I did do it, I mean. New from Starship on 101 KGB FM. Oh, no, I don't. That was really funny. That was awesome. I want to hear it again. Yeah, please. You have to take that in, man. It doesn't seem. What's up? It gets to it. And I did. And I flew. Give him a second. I didn't fall as I expected to. This is someone's dad in Poway washing their car in the driveway.
Somebody came up with a recorder, and they were like, hey, give me 10 seconds of a song you just make up. And I did, and I flew. I didn't fall as I expected. That's a guy washing his Audi. No, that's what I meant. It is O-U-T-I-E, his Audi. Now, here's a guy washing his innie. That's smoother. And finally, new album out today. We have Terrence Howard with Shine Through It. New releases for DVDs. He's an actor. You're on DVDs. No, I know he's an actor, but no, this is his album. You know it's hard out here for a pimp. No, that's 360. No, this is Terrence Howard. Terrence Howard, as a jazz musician, he wears a three-piece suit, and he wears a nice, cool hat, like a fedora. I haven't heard him sing. This is the first time. Come on. Actor Terrence Howard.
You suck. I'll go to that show just to say that. I don't get it. Yeah, I'm listening. I don't get it. Who told him he could do that? I mean, you're really good at watching. Have you heard this, though? And I did. And I flew. Yeah. Wow. I didn't fall as I... Fires me up. Man. So good. That is awesome. Our new DVD's out today. We have the promotion with Sean William Scott and John C. Reilly. Sweet Bear Wine? Sweet Bear Wine. Never heard of it. Yeah, they both work in the same grocery store and they're competing to get a promotion. Stephen Brew. Stephen Brew. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's it. I also have to say, Then She Found Me, which is the directing debut of Helen Hunt. Can you do some good ones? Matthew Broderick. Oh, man. Can you imagine? Now. Helen Hunt, directorial debut. No. We've talked to more actors that have not had the greatest time in the world working with Helen Hunt. Bill Paxton hated her guts. To the point where, in Dallas, we did this interview.
We interviewed Bill Paxson. He's saying how much he hated working with it. So we get off the air and he calls back himself. He calls back and he's like, hey, I don't know if that came off very good. Dude, I mean, it was live, bro. Sorry. He's like, can you edit that out? We're like, we were live on the air. Oh, when I said that I can't stand her. Yeah, that was all on the air. Oh, they're Helen. Yeah. He goes, he goes. He goes, you know what? He goes, that was just a period of time. We're like, dude, we got to go back on the air right now. Shut up. No, but it was a time in my life where. It wasn't you, dude. You know, anyway, hey, are we on the air? It's not you, it's me. She's not that bad. Okay, also out today, Transformers comes out in Blu-ray if you're into that kind of stuff. That's cool. So that's cool. TV shows to DVD. That was it? Yeah. That was the big releases? There were three. There were three. The Helen Hunt. The Helen Hunt movie. Really? The Sweet Berry Wine and the Transformers. Nothing else is coming out? Blue, Ray, no.
TV shows to DVD. We have The Office, season four, out today. The Big Bang Theory, first season. Life, season one. Desperate Housewives, fourth season. Cheers, season ten. Eli Stone, first season. Ghost Whisper, season three. And Supernatural, the complete third season. Enjoy. 5701053. Don't you boo me. We didn't get to the Palin stuff. She's like under investigation for shenanigans. Yeah, in Alaska. We're being hot. So everybody's talking about, you know, how her daughter's pregnant, but what people, you know, some people are talking about it, but not getting as much press is the fact that she's actually currently. A librarian. She's currently under investigation by the state of Alaska for abuse of power. Now, the way the story goes. Let me tell you, listen, don't care what I am. Nothing upon this Palin. I got nothing good or bad to say. Every politician in America. should be under investigation for abuse of power. Every single politician in this country. Please. So the deal is, is that allegedly she fired the former public safety commissioner because he refused to fire an Alaskan state trooper who was in the middle of a messy divorce and custody battle with Palin's sister.
So she allegedly wanted that dude fired because he was divorcing her sister. And then when his boss wouldn't fire him, she fired the boss. Allegedly. Allegedly. The state of Alaska is investigating. Allegedly. Allegedly. 570-1053 is our phone number. So give us a call. At the beginning and end of every show, we do open phones. You can call about anything you want. We'll take your call. It's an open forum for you. Open it up. Friday, huge broadcast. Harris are in con. Yeah. Huge. Door stop. Yeah. You should be there. I can't wait. It's going to be awesome. Yeah. Boston Rob's bachelor party Friday night. Party time. Awesome. P1 Poker Tournament Thursday night and the P1 Hall of Fame induction broadcast on Friday morning. Everybody's invited to, but I'm telling you, man, hang with us. We're staying there the whole weekend and you can stay with us.
In our rooms? Not in our rooms. Sky's room. Sky's room. Just my room. $149 is one package. $299 is another package. The $299 package includes another night stay. So both nights. So we're staying both nights. You should too. Let's do it. It's cool. 5701053. P1, Adam. Hey, question for Sky. Go ahead. You know if the Harrah's pool is indoor or outdoor? Great question. This is a great question. We did learn our lesson in Denver. I've been to the Harris pool before, and it is outside and beautiful. So, yeah, we can put our sunscreen on, Ashley, and not look like idiots this time. Not walk into the indoor pool with all your sunscreen on. And sunglasses. Good to know. P1 King. Hey, I had a buddy of mine get bit by a brown recluse in the stomach. He looked like he was pregnant for about a month. He had it swollen about a foot out. Those brown lacroses are really gnarly. Yeah, we were working at a recycling center, and he was messing with the cardboard. It just got right on his stomach and bit him from the belly button. How did it get on his stomach? Was he out there in a belly shirt? Well, he was belly dancing at the time. I forgot to mention that. It was Sean's wedding. Okay.
and hysterical. Wow. Nothing like that. Wow. You're a jerk. What? Hang on a second. All of you. There's only one belly dancer there. No, there was more. Shut up. Man. I had male ones too. Just leave it alone. Did they have male belly dancers? Yeah, they had male dancers and female. Yep. Blue cake. A little something for everybody. Hey, you shut up, dude. You don't know anything about it. Raisin rice. Sitting on pillows. Monkey with a hat. Schindler's List. Yeah. Schindler's List. Blow it out of your ass. Best wedding ever. I had so much fun. It was awesome. I mean, we're still talking about today. That's right. Hello. That's right. Please. Tell you what love is. Like Schindler's References. Now, even Sean puckered up on that one a little bit. Good point. Sean. Love is the Holocaust. I've seen that bumper sticker. That is exactly what he was saying. Missed the message completely, then. Well. Mikey Show, hello. Hey, Mikey, I had a song for you guys. Oh, my goodness. Uh-oh. That's not working out. Mikey Show. Yes.
The Mikey Show. It swam away with our hearts. Mikey Show. Hi. Who's this? This is Mikey. Who's this? Oh, this is Ayo, homie. You just called me. What's up? What's going on, Ayo? How are you? Oh, man. You know, chilling out. Trying to be cool by the pool. That's it. That's interesting. I didn't call you. What? Didn't call you. Are you sure, Mike? I didn't call him. Hi, Eddie. What are you doing? Oh, wow. What up? I heard AO was on the podcast this weekend. Oh, my God. Where did you hear that at? I saw P1. You tripping. I saw P1, and he said that you were on the podcast.
Yeah, man, you know, me doing the usual, hanging out like a hubcap in the fast lane, if you will. You know what I'm saying? Yes, I do. It was a real cool time, you know, hanging out with Spacey, you know, Danny, and Quimby, and, of course, teachers, man. It was all good. There you go. Wow. That's what they're calling to say. I'm on YouTube right now, too. I did a skateboard accident, although we know a lot of black people don't skateboard. I can't wait to see it. I will put you up on game when I see you, so I'm out of here. I've got to go by now. Hey, A.O., you'll be there Friday, right? Man, you know what? I'm trying to get off of work. Ayo. Ayo. Not acceptable. Ayo. Come on. You want in next year. Everybody listening. Everybody listening should be getting the day off of work on Friday. Please. I'm sick. But I'm coming up on vacation. I'm about to leave for like a week. Dude. You're feeling sick, aren't you? Dude, aren't you? Yeah. Aren't you coming down with something? Yeah. Sky, that is so racist. The brother just called in to say... No, I'm sorry. He was saying he was sick by one. Every time? No. It has nothing to do with his... That's right. The guy gets out in public. No. Plenty. Jeez. My goodness. Sorry about that, A.O.
George Bush doesn't care about black people. Look at the sky, apparently. Yeah. So reclusive all of a sudden. Thank you. Thank you very much, A.O., for the call. My goodness. Mikey Show, hello. Hey, that A.O., man, he's great. He's great. Yeah. Send me his ear door. And I'm going to this Friday's event. You better be going. The man. You better be going. But my original concern with why I called is because I wanted to get on P1 Trivia, but... That's kind of hanging up. If this guy, if I hadn't just talked to Ayo, I would have thought that this was Ayo doing a white guy voice. See what I mean? Oh, my gosh. Mikey Show. That was so weird. Hello? Mikey Show, last call. Bring us home. What's up, Pete? Hey, question for Eddie. Yeah. What do you think about us getting rid of Pinnock? I think it's weird. I don't understand it. I mean, they're putting all their fullback hopes into a rookie undrafted free agent. So I'm a little concerned about that. What do you think about Hester? I don't think he's really cut out to be a fullback in the NFL. He's too small. Yeah, a little too small. Yeah, he'll be good as a backup for LT, but I don't know, man.
Hey, I'm sorry, just last question, man. What about Kenny Watson? How do you think he's going to do on the Bengals now that Reed Johnson's gone? Is he going to be the number one guy? No, they've given it to Chris Perry. He's going to be the starter, yeah. Oh, because I picked him up as a backup of my draft. He'll end up playing more than Perry. I heard Zeth's going to pick him first. Yeah, that's what I heard, too. Zeth's a loser. Coming up next, the lovely... Eddie, leave him alone. He is the biggest little brother on the face of the earth. Lovely and talented Missy is up next. Today on the Nooner, the all-request lunch hour. Tune in to Missy today. Get to MikeyShow.com, keyword, fame, and get your Hall of Fame, T1 Hall of Fame packages. Hang out with us this weekend. Be there for the broadcast. See you tomorrow morning at 5.30. The Mikey Show is out.