The Mikey Show - Rock 105.3 - 09/05/08
Friday, September 5, 2008
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Mikey and the crew broadcast poolside from Harrah's Rincon to induct seven standout listeners into the first P1 Hall of Fame. Boston Rob roasted T-Rex, Eddie reluctantly honored Paparazzi, Mikey gave Space Boy a surreal Lunesta-written tribute, and Zeth capped Talon's induction by flipping into the pool. Skye celebrated Quimby, Sean used programming jokes to honor P1Site.com creator Danny, and Ashley sang her way through Sanjaya's induction. Later, Mikey and Eddie disagreed over whether the Republican convention's 9/11 video was necessary remembrance or political fearmongering, and Mikey ended with a candid account of addiction, faith, and recovery.
What happened, in order
Six Blackjacks
Mikey recounts hitting six blackjacks in two single-deck shuffles before the pit boss changed dealers and ended his remarkable run.
T-Rex the Panda
Boston Rob inducts P1 T-Rex with a roast about his panda costume, awkward stories, and fierce loyalty before T-Rex credits Mikey with helping him return to Jesus.
Paparazzi's Reluctant Induction
Eddie hilariously presents his self-declared arch enemy P1 Paparazzi as the Darth Vader of P1s while begrudgingly admitting that the obsessive caller is essential to the show.
Lunesta Speech for Space Boy
Mikey delivers a deliberately bizarre speech written after taking Lunesta and names P1 Space Boy the show's most devoted and knowledgeable fan.
Zeth Jumps in the Pool
After inducting P1 Talon, Zeth sprints away from the podium and flips fully clothed into the pool, briefly stealing the ceremony.
Queen Quimby
Skye opens with a mock feminist history lesson before honoring P1 Quimby as the first female inductee and a central organizer of the P1 community.
Nerd Tribute to Danny
Sean salutes P1 Danny with HTML, CSS, PHP, and SEO jokes while crediting him with creating P1Site.com and turning fandom into a real community.
Ashley's Sanjaya Song
Ashley inducts P1 Sanjaya through an intentionally painful song and a string of mangled ceremonial words before he closes with his trademark greeting.
The 9/11 Video Debate
Mikey agrees with Keith Olbermann that the Republican convention's graphic 9/11 film felt like an exploitative fear tactic, while Eddie argues that remembering the attack can legitimately shape a voter's sense of safety.
Mikey's Testimony
Mikey closes by describing his alcoholism, childhood pain, and recovery through Jesus Christ while urging listeners facing addiction, abuse, or despair to tell someone and seek help.
People mentioned
MikeyEddieSkyeSeanAshleyBoston RobZethP1 T-RexP1 PaparazziP1 Space BoyP1 TalonP1 QuimbyP1 DannyP1 Sanjaya
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We got the hardcore P1s here already this morning. We are broadcasting live from Harrah's Rincon in Valley Center. And let me tell you, if you live in North County, if you have the day off, or even if you are trying to get your priorities straight, then come up to Harrah's Rincon right now. We are doing the Hall of Fame broadcast. It's the Hall of Fame induction of all the best. Hall of Famers up to this point. It's the seven best Hall of Famers in the Mikey Show P1 Army. And we're going to be inducting them here this morning. And we're doing the whole broadcast from the pool area. I have to say, last week, it was a rough week for me. You guys know. Yes, yes. I recall. So does Ashley. What are you even talking about? I'm not going to go there. What happened, guys? What are you even talking about? However, this may already be the best broadcast I've ever been a part of remotely. Statement. This may already be the best broadcast that I've been a part of. I already want to kiss Kevin in a straight way. I'm sorry, Kevin.
Apologize in advance. Do it. Just do it, man. Come on, man. Just do it. Experiment. Go fight it. You only live once. What happens that Harris stays at Harris? Okay. Isn't that the saying? That is the saying. That is not. Let me tell you. I am really excited about what we're going to be doing out here. And we could absolutely broadcast from this facility every day. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. I'm in. Yeah, cool. Set me up in a suite. I'm good. That's right. Sweet. Yeah. All right. So let's do the show like we normally do the show. We can, in fact, take your phone calls at 570-1053. So we would love to hear from you. Give us a call. We'd love to check in. It's Friday, so everybody should be in a good mood just because it's Friday. Let's introduce everybody on the show. Then I'm going to get to some phone calls from you. 570-1053. And, yeah, let's do it up. And it's a nice morning already. Gorgeous. Just gorgeous. It's a nice morning. I love it. You guys doing the pool later? What are you guys doing? What's the plan? Pool? Pool? I'm already in my bikini. Are you? I actually... Holy... Ashley's already in a bikini. Wow.
Well, she's got clothes on over it, but, you know. Yeah, well, barely, but yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely. One could say that. Okay, and. Well, she's not. Two full moons. So check it out. So check it out. I'm going to introduce everybody on the show. There are seven people on the show, and when I say that there are seven, they are all here. Sean has come into town. Oh, my. Oh, fancy. And is broadcasting with us. Sean usually broadcast via satellite from up in the Bay Area, but here he is sitting right in between Eddie and Ashley. He's very festive in that shirt, being poolside with his Hawaiian shirt. Hawaiian shirt, please. There's a microphone right there. It's like three feet away. I have a question. I have a question. Weirdo. You know, I know that Sean shows preferential treatment to undershirts. I know this. I know this. But when you wear a Hawaiian shirt, it's okay. You can, you know, with a Hawaiian shirt, it's kind of like a part of the culture to just sort of rock that Hawaiian shirt. You don't necessarily need the undershirt underneath the Hawaiian shirt. Hawaiian shirt says, I am here to relax. You know what I'm saying, Sean? No.
All right. The bike is right there. Eddie is the executive producer of The Mikey Show, and he's pretty irritated at the fact that Sean broadcasts approximately three feet from his microphone. Dude, listen. I know this isn't his normal, safe environment, and this isn't his normal microphone, but I can't even hear him. He doesn't want anyone to hear it. He's a germaphobe. He's a germaphobe. Have you got a dental dam? A dental dam? What? Let me introduce. So stupid. I'm Mikey. I'm the host of the show. I'm 38 years of age. And it's a special day for me personally. This is a special, special day to be saying we are going to be taking seven of our biggest fans and making them very, very special. And so it's a big day. Eddie is my producer. And also our sports guy. I've known him for years. And he's got me dialed in the last 10 years of my life, pretty much, when it comes to radio. Every day, guy has exactly what I need in front of me. And it was cool to come out here this morning. Guys, he's already got me dialed in. You got this, you got this, you got this, and I'm ready to go. So I appreciate my bro. Did you win any money? Come on, Mike.
I'm talking to the kid. What is this? Yes, of course I did. All right, all right. All right. Of course I did. All right. You know how I do. You play a little 21. Is that what was going on? As a matter of fact, I did. I had a crazy run. You did? I've never in my gambling life, and I've been gambling a long time, that had a run like this as far as blackjacks go in the span of two. decks. Yeah. You know, two shuffles. Yeah. And it was a single deck. I had six blackjacks. Dude. Wow. Two decks. That's crazy. Okay, now this is what's great about that. Because I know him, and I know the way he plays. When that starts happening, daddy comes stronger and stronger and stronger. The bets get bigger and bigger and bigger. Absolutely. And after the six blackjack, the pit boss comes over, they change dealers, and it was over. Oh, yeah. You know, I made money. That's all that matters. Money, money, money. That's how casinos roll, man. I know. It's so incredible. Like, oh, he's doing too well. Yeah. He's having fun. Let's stop that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That guy on six, he's having fun. Yeah, table six. Give her that guy. Money, money, money. Joker. Skye is our news girl. Hi, Mike. And she is 30 years of age. She looks gorgeous today. Gorgeous. That's right. She's ready to go.
And Eddie is showing her support right now by giving her a little hug and squeeze. A little hug and squeeze. You look great. Well, thank you. You got the hair products rocking. It was a little tough this morning. I'm not going to lie. Someone was enjoying some vodka with a splash of cranberry last night at the poker tournament. A splash. A splash. A splash of cranberry. Some might call it a hint. Yeah. Mike, I mean, she had one drink. Dude. One drink. I had three drinks. Oh. Probably not a lot of cranberries. But who's counting? It was a zest of cranberries. I think it was more of a rumor of cranberries. Really, it was. Well, let's see. And Shawnee, oh boy, is in town. Oh, biggity boy. Six foot three, about 280. And yeah, salt and pepper hair. He's got a very, he has a rumor of a goatee, but you can't really see it. Is it there? Is it not there? It's really kind of hard to tell. Relax, everybody relax. I just hear you. Lick his keyboard. No. I have to. Who is working back at the station? Farley. Farley? Yeah, our boy. Farley just put his MySpace page up on the screen here. How's it look? Thank you, Farley. Thank you. Did he add you as a friend? Yeah, are you a friend?
That's not Farley. I don't know. I don't know. Well, that's messed up if you're not a friend. Who is it? That's somebody we have screening calls. Sasha, I think. Sasha. Okay. I was going to say that was a little feminine for Farley. I'm like, but hey, I'm not going to judge. No, on MySpace, he actually goes as Sasha, who's an 18-year-old female. I think Seth dated him for a while. The FBI is looking for him. I just added Mikey on Facebook, so it's all good. Seth is in his top eight right here. Sasha, is Sasha screening calls for us? I believe so, yeah. Okay, cool. And checking out our MySpace. All right. Nothing wrong with that. 570-1053. That's what Rob does all day. That's right. I'm jonesing right now. Give us a call. Beginning and end of every show, it's an open phone segment. You can call about anything you want, so 570-1053. Call us and say hi. Let's see. Oh, no. Uh-oh. Is Eddie drinking caffeine? Drinking it. The guy's like beer bonging the coffee. Like shooting it. It's not good. Listen, let me tell you. No. My friend Eddie. Break it down. Eddie, I've known him for 20 some years. And so he has never been, guys never use drugs. He's not a drug guy. He'll have an occasional drink. You know what I mean? He'll have an occasional drink. A drink's very responsible. Sweet berry wine. Yeah, you know it. Peanut noir.
And so because his system is wired that way, when he has caffeine, when he has caffeine, it has a crazy effect on it. Fun factor goes up to 11. That's right. He's like the Hulk. Yeah. In a fun way. That's right. He's the fun Hulk. I don't know. The folk. Okay. Ashley's our assistant producer. I sometimes call her mommy. And mommy is 25. And she's a good kid, and she's out here rocking her bikini under her clothes and a little denim jacket. Well, I'm pasty white, Mike. You are not pasty white. Shut up. Does that remind you of, like, the real skinny girls that go, oh, I'm so fat. I swear, I feel very white, and so I've got to embrace this day, embrace this opportunity to really, like, enjoy the sun. Yeah. Well, good. It's going to be a beautiful day. The pool is gorgeous. You know what you need to do. All right. And then there is Boston Rob. Yes. Oh, the sunscreen. Yeah. Oh, sunscreen. Yeah. You know it. There's Boston Rob, and Boston Rob is 25 years old. He's engaged to be married, and his bachelor party is tonight. What's up? Let's start drinking now. Drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink. Everybody that can hear my voice right now, as you're driving in your car, you are invited up to Boston Rob's bachelor party tonight. We will be partying here at Harris Poolside.
And it's going to be fantastic. Don't miss it. I might die. Okay. And we're going to be by a pool. Who says that? I can't swim. Okay. It's like 50-50, guys. And then there is Roosevelt, Zethian, Oates III, Junior, Esquire, MD, DDS, Inc. Rosie. Rosie. Prince. And, yeah, he's good. He is our phone screener. He's our phone screener, but today he is out here with us. He's only 23 years of age. He's the youngest person on the Mikey Show, and he's a good kid. He's a real good kid, and he's out here with us, and he's having a good time. And let's talk. Let's talk. I want to know some stuff. Talk about it. First of all, I want to know, does anybody here have details on who won the poker tournament last night? Some dude. Yeah, we met him. He's a cool guy. For the record, I was the last show member left in the tournament. I mean, I just like to say that. Congrats, kid. Yeah, I didn't make the money. Yeah, we had the Hawaiian Tropics girls there for some odd reason. It was awesome. And they played in the tournament, and they were like part Satan.
Oh, no. Thank you. Girls don't know how to play. Those girls didn't know how to play. Did they bring that bad mojo? Well, they just played every hand, and they would catch cards and would knock out, like, everybody. Yeah, it's like that first-timer's luck. You can never read a first-timer. They don't know what they're doing. Didn't know when they were winning. The dealer at my table had to go, no, you actually won. Don't throw your cards away. Well, I will say this. There was two Hawaiian Tropic girls that were sitting at my table, and one of them. is exactly how you describe it. The other one knew how to play poker and was so annoyed with the table. She was so annoyed with the table. Well, I mean, and, you know, poor guy, Talon, he didn't know how to play poker. But he wanted to have fun. He wanted to come out and learn. He wanted to learn. He wanted to learn. There's nothing wrong. The guy wanted to experience. He came out. He wanted to play. Now. So if I had my druthers and I could have mapped it out, I would have said, hey, if you could, ask me a couple questions right before we sit down. But he said that he didn't know a thing. And so he's sitting there next to me, and the dealer says to him, you know, it's to you. And Talon's like, how's that? And back to you and more of it. Here's to you as well.
And so it was quite an evening. It was. It was quite an evening. A lot of fun. Shenanigans, lots of them. Yes. Well, phone calls. We are getting some calls, and I'm going to try to take these phone calls. I believe we can do it from out here. Yeah, real quick, we're also streaming live on MikeyShow.com. Oh, we are. Where's the camera? Right there. Right on. Don't tell her. Yep. Sorry about that. Okay, so if you go to MikeyShow.com, how do you get the stream? Is it set up like the first thing you see, or how does it work? What's up, Jay? Jay. Jay. P1 Hall of Fame page. Oh. Okay, cool. They're the best. Bam. Let's take some calls. Let's see if this will work. P1 Peaches, are you there? Hey, guys. What's going on? Peaches. Hello? Peaches, how are you? I don't think she can. Can she hear me? Can she? You got to put us in the telephone. Pop in the ones and twos. Pop in the ones and twos and twos. Does he know? Zeth? He should. He does. Hello. Hey, Peaches, can you hear me?
Yes, I can hear you fine. There we go. Can you hear me now? Yes, I can hear you now. Hello, hello. There we go. Hey, Peaches, how you doing? I'm doing good. How are you, Mikey? I'm good. Where are you right now? We are on our way to Harrah's. Hustle up. That's what I want to hear. That's what I want to hear. I love it. Peaches, listen, you are in for a treat. We got a killer stage set up here. I want to describe. What we saw when we walked out here this morning, we see a giant stage with a red velvet carpet set out in front of us. We got a camouflage netting that's built onto these big overhead steel girders, a giant. P1 sign that is in the center of a giant steel octagon page. I've never seen anything like that. Oh, my God. Dude, it's amazing. We got this giant banner behind us that says the Mikey Show, P1 Army, know the rules. I mean, this thing is dialed in and set up, and it's ready. Have you seen that breakfast buffet over there? I have not. Oh, that is legit. Okay, easy, Ashley. Yeah, Ash, calm down. She's been gnawing on her hand this entire time. That's right. She ate five hours ago, and her stomach is still wanting.
eat her liver. That's not a lie. Well, listen. I'm sorry. I wanted to tell you guys I have my p1site.com shirt on, and I am ready to rock, and I am on my way down there to support you all. Very nice. Very nice. Get on out here, and we'll see you in a few. All right, Mikey. Thanks. All right. Check you later. Check you later. Check you later. Let's see. P1 Suburban Cowboy, are you there? I guess not. We must have lost it. 570-1053 is the number. And we'll take your calls beginning and end of every show. So please call us. We'd love to get you on the air. Let's see. We will begin inducting people into the P1 Hall of Fame in just a little bit. As a matter of fact, before the hour is over, we will have our first inductee. And I just want to tell you who the people are that you're going to be hearing inducted into the P1 Hall of Fame here this morning. You're going to be hearing from P1 Quimby. P1 Sanjaya. Good morning, San Diego. P1 Danny. P1 Sight. P1 Talon.
Good morning, ladies and gentlemen. Danny obviously has some fans. There's a sign in the audience that says, I have a crush on P1 Danny. A man crush. Nice. A man crush. Who doesn't, really? That is true. Look at him all embarrassed. Yeah, now how does it feel, Danny, huh? That's right. We'll be inducting P1 Paparazzi, P1 T-Rex, and P1 Space Boy will be inducted here. in the P1 Hall of Fame, first ever induction of the P1 Hall of Fame. As soon as some more people get here, we are sitting poolside at Harrah's. We have all the tables set out, and it's just an amazing setup. I don't think that I could have. It's exceeded all my expectations. I couldn't have imagined it being this awesome. I love when Mikey's happy. It makes me so happy. It's so awesome. I'm looking out here. When I have an expectation in my head, it's usually pretty good. When it goes beyond that, it's... Amazing. So get out here. This is awesome. Yeah. Let's talk about some stuff. Last night, the NFL football season kicked off. What's up? That's right. And I'm guessing the Giants won. Well, you know, the season began like it ended with a Giants victory. Sorry, Rob. Don't look at me. I'm just letting you know what happened.
The Giants did win. They beat Washington 16-7. Plaxico Burris had a big game, 10 balls for like 135 yards. Oh, my. You know, and the big thing was before the game, they actually signed Plaxico to a five-year $35 million extension, so he played like a happy boy. Yeah, $35 million will make you happy. There is no doubt in my mind that him appearing on the Mikey Show had something to do with his performance. That's a good call. That's a good call. There's no doubt in my mind. Yeah, you get it. I think that there's got to be some sort of a P1 thing. Mojo? Yeah, P1 mojo. There's a P1 mojo that goes on, and it got all over plaques. It's like jungle karma. Yeah, that's right. It's like the karma. That mojo got all over him, and he did really good last night. Did you get to see any of it, Eddie? Yeah, I actually watched the first quarter and then went up and did the poker tournament and would periodically go and check the scores and things like that. Very cool. As I was getting to bed last night, I waited until the last minute. I wanted to be able to wait until the last minute to be able to write my induction speech. I will be inducting a P1 here this morning. And what I did was I took my sleep aid, Lunesta, and then I got to work on it. That would be awesome. What are you, Sean? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's a really good strategy. I thought it would be a good strategy. And so I really hope you guys enjoy what I have prepared. Well, this all makes me nervous. What I've prepared. So it should be great. Let's see. Let's take some phone calls. 570-1053. P1 Suburban Cowboy is back on the line. Hey, guys. I'm here this time. How you doing, man? What's going on? I'm doing good. Just waking up. But I just call it in to say congratulations to all the Hall of Famers, and I'm bummed that I can't even make it up today. I just have too much work to get done. Oh. I know. Well, let me ask you. Let me ask you this, Suburban Cowboy. Yeah, what's up? Will you be able to come up tonight for Boston Rob's bachelor party? Tonight? Probably not. Why? Why? Because he's a jerk. Why do you hate the Mikey show? Because I'm going to be working until like 7 o'clock tonight. What can we do to make it up to you? Are you really? Well, don't start until 9, bro. Hey, did you hear what Sky just said? Hey, suburban cowboy, the bachelor party doesn't even start until 9. Really? Yeah, dude. Come on. Listen, all you have to do to get into his bachelor party is just say that you're a P1.
You can't, like, they will not let you into the bachelor party area if you don't say that you're a P1. And so, but if you do, you're in and you're golden. Should I wear my Mikey all-access pass? I think that could help. This just in. What, Eddie? All P1s who come to B-Rob's Bachelor Bash will get a B-Rob. Bachelor Party shirt. Are you serious? While supplies last. Let me show it to you. Let me show the people that are here right now. Oh, it's so cool, you guys. Check this out. This is the t-shirt that people will get that come tonight to the Bachelor Party. Show them the back. It's a white t-shirt. It's a white t-shirt, but it's been made to look like a jersey, like a Boston Red Sox jersey. It is so sick. And it says Boston Rob on the front, and on the back it says Bachelor Bash 08. And so it looks like the 08 is a jersey number. Now, the amazing thing about it is that it's got that same kind of font. It looks just like the Red Sox logo. We'll be sued for it later, I'm sure. Definitely. You know those T-shirts, though, that make it look like you're wearing a tuxedo? Yeah. It's like one of those deals, only the tuxedo is a jersey. So people will love it, man. It's really awesome. And the only way you can get this is if you come here tonight. We're not going to give this out anywhere. Yep.
And everybody is welcome to come. All you need to do is come up to Harrah's Rincon tonight at 9 o'clock for his bachelor party and say, I'm a P1. Not only will you get into the party, but you will get a Mikey Show limited edition B-Rob bachelor party t-shirt. And they're awesome. While supplies last. While supplies last. That is true. So, hey, Suburban Cowboy, I hope you can come up after you work. Okay, guys. Thanks a lot. Hopefully I'll make it up tonight. All right. Congratulations. All right, dude. We'll talk to you later. Peace. Let's see. P1 Shipwreck, are you there? Or not? Let's see. Smoke just crashed. P1 Matty. Matty. Matty. Matty. Matty. Matty. Matty. Matty. What's up? Hello. What's up, Matty? Hey, what's going on? What's up? Hey, I heard you talking about Lunesta. Yes. I just wanted to let you know that stuff sucks. How come? You don't like it? No, I was taking Ambien for a while. Then I take Lunesta now, and it sucks bad. Don't like that. I didn't like the other stuff that you just mentioned. I didn't like that Ambien. Yeah, well. I have sleep issues. I've always had sleep issues. And in order for me to be able to get to sleep and for my brain to stop running, I use Lunesta. And it works really good for me, bro. I'm sorry it doesn't work for you.
Yeah, but I've been trying to call like for months now because I listen to you every morning and never can get on. I got a question for you. Yeah. Was the Lunesta thing the only deal you were calling about? And the pool party. What did you want to say about the pool party? I wish I could be there. It's like a lot of fun, but I'm a Marine and I have to go to work. All right. Okay. That was why he hasn't gotten through for a few months. Listen, Zeth, you just got a promotion, kid. Good job. Great job of phone screening. I appreciate you. That's right. Hey, listen, Matty, thank you for calling, dude. I'm just giving you a hard time. Have a good day, Mikey. Thank you, brother. You too. Matt, you pretend like you're Jamie Farr and you're gay and a transvestite and you can get discharged. Jamie Farr wasn't really, but he wasn't really gay. But you just pretend and then you get out of the Marines or Army or whatever and then you can be here. Yeah, in the show MASH, remember Ash and MASH? I've never even seen her. All right, all right. You guys don't know what I'm talking about. Okay. P1 Hydroponics is on the line, ladies and gentlemen. Oh, they're hydro.
Is he here? Guys, I'm glad I got to make it out last night and see you guys. That was a blast out there. Are you here? No, I'm headed down right now. I'll be there in like 20 minutes. Oh, he must not have stayed. He was here last night. No, I didn't stay last night. I couldn't do it. We're at it back down right now, but I want to tell you, Mikey, that your wife looks so gorgeous. Oh, my gosh. Yeah. The last time I saw her was out at the 28-hour show, and holy cow, she is a beautiful lady, Mikey. Take it easy. She's all yours. I'm married. You all met my wife. I'm married, but she looks great. One of the Hawaiian Tropic girls came up to me last night, and she was like, Wow, you know, I just met your wife, and I just didn't expect her to look like that, you know? What is that supposed to mean? She did not. She did. She did not. What a jerk. She did, and then, you know. What the heck?
And, you know, she said it. She said it. And I kind of was like, oh, and then it dawned on me, oh, she wouldn't think that because I'm ugly. And so I didn't know what facial expression to make, you know. And so it's like, well, you're looking good, too. You lost at least 30 pounds as well. Thank you, man. So you call a mercy compliment. But thank you. Anyway, so I go, oh, well, yeah, she's pretty. And then it dawned on her, oh, wow, I just told the truth. And so she goes, oh, I don't mean that, you know, anything about you. I just pictured that you would be married to someone with dark hair. And then I thought, oh, because I'm Mexican. So then it became racist. Way to go. No, Rebecca is beautiful. Your Mexican-ness is what defines you. And I'm very lucky, very lucky man. Thank you, Hydroponics. Sean. You got where you're going. The luck is astounding. Okay, all right, Sean. All right. P1 Tree Stump is on the line. What's going on, Tree Stump? What's going on, everybody? What's up, dude? I haven't heard the show for a while. We relocated out to the Bay Area. I just came back and heard about this great party you guys are having, so I'm coming down. I'm sorry?
He heard about our party and he's coming down. No, no, I heard him. I just heard that he'd gone to the Bay Area. I'm sorry. That's a beautiful place. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Sky let Ramsey out to come party. Yeah, she did. She did. He's actually here with us now. Ramsey, have you been having a good time out here? Oh, no. Man, Sky won't let me out of the basement. Of course I won't. Of course I will. Because there's a basement here at Harris. Yes, there she is. There she is. Okay. Okay. All right. I've been keeping him in the Harris basement right next to the bleach and the cleaning. Oh, I got the headaches. Well, I thought it would be. No, Ramsey, I made sure that they were all very, very low in EOC. I don't know what you're talking about. It's actually EOC. Yeah, that too. That too. That's Sky 2, by the way. Oh, hello, Sky 2. Hello, Sky 2. How are you? You're looking lovely today. Please, it's not even 6.30 in the morning yet. I mean, normally we eat into this. Us can't have children's no more. Oh, no. Is it because of the VOC? I don't know what the Vietnamese has to do with it. Well, I put them in there to keep God. Oh, yeah.
They were the ones in the black pajamas. Oh, no. Well, listen, it's great to have you calling in, Tree Stump. What part of the Bay Area did you move to? Vallejo out towards Napa Valley. Gotcha. Gotcha. You could ride that roller coaster at that marine landville. Marine world, yeah. Thank you. Thank you, Tree Stump. Marine land. Marine land. Oxymoron. Yep. Let's see. P1 Harold is on the line. What's going on, Harold? Hey, good morning, Mikey Show. Good morning. Man, I wish I could be there. Where are you? What's your problem? Well, I had to work. I just took a bunch of time off a couple weeks ago, so I couldn't get today off. Yeah, he had surgery, so you can't blame him. Yeah. Oh, I blame him. Okay. Okay, well, hey, at least I'm pulling my truck into a big warehouse today. I'm opening the doors and I'm blasting the Mikey show for everybody to hear. That's good, man. That's what we want. That's what we want, Harold. I guess we forgive you then. All right, brother. Well, we will see you at the bachelor party tonight at 9 o'clock then, obviously. Hey, if you can hook me up with a babysitter, I am there. Oh, whatever, man. Come on. Zeth will do it. Yeah, Zeth was just volunteering.
You just volunteered. All right, Harold. Thanks for the call, dude. We appreciate it. He's got to be great with kids. Uncomfortable. P1, Lorenzo Lovegun is on the line. Lorenzo, are you there? Hey, good morning, Mikey. What's up, brother? Hey, I just want to see if Sean's mom was going to be at the pool party today or not. Oh, that's a legitimate question. Sean, vulgar finger. Why are you doing that? Sean. Buddy. I don't know. It's a question for Sean. Sean? Sean. What's going on? He's licking his lips at me. I don't like this. Ew. It's dry out here. It's like almost the desert. It is. Well, it is the desert. I don't think that's what he's doing. It's the sexy desert. Yeah. He's parched. Whatever. Lorenzo Lovegun, thank you for calling in, brother. I'm sorry we couldn't get you an answer, by the way. Yeah, sorry. Sean refused to answer. We'll look into it. No, we won't. Big time. Shut up, dude. We are at Hera's Rincon. We urge every single P1 that is listening right now to get out here. We got the table set up for you. We are ready to go. We got a stage. We are going to be inducting our first P1 in just a few moments. Yes. We're going to be inducting our first P1 in just a few moments. It's going to be awesome. Yay. And so you got to call us, 570-1053. We'd love to hear from you. And we're going to take a quick time out.
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In Valley Center. And we are inviting everybody to come out here. Everybody to come out here. We are getting our P1 Hall of Fame inductees on stage right now. We have a total of seven inductees this morning that are going to be inducted into the P1 Hall of Fame. And it's pretty cool because every member that is inducted into the Hall of Fame is going to get a Hall of Fame jacket. and they are also going to get a plaque that is going to honor them, and they are also going to be sort of remembered forever in a giant plaque that we're going to be putting up in the studio. Now, that I do want to show to you. If you can, right behind you, can you hand me that white box? I'm going to show you what's going to be up in the studio. We're going to take a photograph of this. And we're going to put this up in the studio at Rock 105 so that anybody that ever comes into the studio can see this. What I have here is a plaque that you would see that commemorates anything big. This plaque says the Mikey Show P1 Hall of Fame. Dude. And on it, you can see seven names inscribed, and there are a bunch of empty spaces. And those empty spaces.
are for you that are listening right now. Come on, Jason. Show yourself as a P1 Hall of Famer over the next year. And next year, hopefully we will be at this same exact location if it were up to me. Exactly right here. I would love to be here every single year. Hopefully we will be here inducting you. The names that are inscribed right now, P1 Spaceboy, P1 T-Rex, P1 Paparazzi, P1 Quimby, P1 Sanjaya, P1 Danny, and P1 Talon, they will all be inducted. into the P1 Hall of Fame this morning, receive a P1 Hall of Fame jacket and a plaque to commemorate this experience. Nice. Pretty awesome being out here. Do you think there's going to be any tears? I believe that there could be some tears. But that would be Zeph. I get emotional. Zeph is already crying. We haven't even really started yet. I'm happy. What do you want from me? Blood ring mess. That's right. Somebody please tell me that Eddie did not get another cup of coffee. No, he didn't. No, he didn't. Excuse. No, I did not. I know my limits. Thank you. Plus, coffee is kind of a poo activator. All right. Thank you, Eddie. That's all we needed to hear. What did I say? I think that's all we needed to hear. You've got to be careful. Eddie, is it true what I'm hearing about Dante Culpepper?
It is true. He was unable to find a job and decided to retire at the age of 31. Dude, this is a guy that has talent and ability. He never was the same after that knee injury. He didn't want to be really a backup anywhere because a couple of teams offered him one-year contracts to be backup like in Pittsburgh and in Green Bay. But he didn't want that. He wanted a fair shake to... Why did you just do that? Green Bay. You know how the guy that does the voice does that? Like the NFL Films guy? That's a famous Green Bay guy. That doesn't sound anything like that. Green Bay. Yeah, that guy. Can you not do that? I'm trying to talk here. She's backing you up. She was giving you a little. I hate it. You know what I mean? Like support. Anyway, he retired. What else? Oh, by the way, it's official. Chad Johnson is no more. He does not exist. There is no Chad Johnson. There is no Chad Johnson. Not in the NFL. He's out of the NFL. Chad Ochocinco is officially in. Oh, good. Anything else you want to talk about? Officially. He is officially in the NFL. He got his name changed. That's normal. My wife had a five-minute conversation with me where she was like, I still don't understand. I'm like, no, babe, it's what you think. She goes,
You're saying that it'll be on his driver's license? Yeah. He legally changed his name to Chad Ochocinco. The NFL wanted to look into the matter. They approved it. And on Sunday, when you watch the Bengal game, you will see on the back of his jersey, Ochocinco. For real? Awesome. That jersey is going to sell like crazy. Think about it. Credit cards. Every single thing that he owns that's a legal document has to be changed. In fact, in fact, for him to use identification that says Chad Johnson, I would believe would be illegal. Oh, yeah. That would be false. He's no longer in existence. My question is, is it hyphenated? I don't think so. I don't think so. I think it's two separate words. Two separate words. Ocho Cinco. That's dedication. Yeah, it is. I guess. And Ocho's not like his middle name. No, it's not, actually. He's got his middle name. Something else. It's like Vern. Yeah, it is. It's like Vernon. Did you just make that up? No, I'm serious. It's like Chad Vernon Ochocinco. Weird. Totally normal. I am both tickled and worried. That's how I've always felt about Chad Johnson. I'm both tickled and worried. Is there any irritation in there? None. None. Because...
You like Chad. Yeah, I do. I do like Chad Johnson. Chad Ochocinco. I've always felt that he is a warm spirit. I've always felt that his attitude is one of childlike fun and good times entertainment. I've never viewed him as a thug or as a bad guy. He's a good guy. You look at him with care and concern. I do. I do. I do care, and I am concerned that he is so needy, personally needy, that he will go to any lengths to get people to pay attention, including legally changing his name to Ocho Cinco so he can put it on the back of the jersey. I have a feeling it's more about the need for the Skrill. Because, I mean, he's doing it to sell jerseys. Skrill. Oh, do they, like, get a cut? Oh, sure. Oh, I didn't know that. I thought the NFL, like, took all that money. Because now people will buy his jersey and it will say Ochocinco. Like crazy people will buy that. Skrill. I'll buy one. Really? I'm a fan. That's great. I want you to. I'm a fan of him. That's awesome. Hey, Sean, you have all the clips of him. Now, these clips, by the way, are of Chad Johnson when he was on a real interview.
With ESPN. And it wasn't, the vibe wasn't like we're laughing, we're having a good time. The vibe was very serious. And when the interviewer wanted to wrap the interview up with Chad, Chad didn't want to go. Anything else you want to talk about? And he said that. I don't know. Anything else you want to talk about? And the interviewer said, I don't know. Do you have any more that you want to add? That's it? And Chad said that. And the interviewer said, yeah, I guess unless you have anything else. Anything else you want to talk about? Not really. Not really. That's it. That is it. So thank you. Yeah. There are signs being held up out in the audience. Huge. I just saw a sign out in the audience that said, marry me, please, space boy. Nice. Marry me, please, space boy. 570-1053 is our phone number if you want to give us a call this morning. There's another sign out in the audience that just says. I mean, really? I mean, really? Nice. It's not that funny. It just says ham. There's so much brilliance behind that. There is no brilliance behind that. When in our next break, ladies and gentlemen, we are going to be inducting P1 T-Rex. Oh, my God. Lead off hitter. That's right. Oh, I'm so nervous. Now, I just saw when I announced that T-Rex.
You could see the butterflies form in his stomach. Oh, yeah. And how great is this? These guys all have three-by-five cards in their hand. Look at him. He's standing. He's standing. He's got to walk it off. What are you doing? Where are you going? Sit down. Sit down. Not yet. Not yet. Not yet. Sit down. I like this style. You go. There is a sign in the audience right now that reads, O.T. Rex. You swam away with my heart. Oh, wow. A musical sign. That's right. That's impressive. Very good. Our inductees all have three by five cards with their speeches. They are awesome. They all have their speeches written on three by five cards, and they are ready to give their speeches. They are so much more professional than we are. Yeah. I got to tell you something. I got to tell you something. In terms of giving speeches, I cannot wait to hear all of you guys. Can you look at Ashley's? Oh, my. No. It's on a cocktail napkin. Dude. It's on a notepad that they provide for you in the Harrah's to take phone messages with. Yeah, I wrote it last night. Written in crayon. It's unbelievable. And I practiced in my room. Practice? Practice what? Like how you practice. To the mirror? I practiced the performance of the induction speech. And did you do it to the mirror? Are you going to do an interpretive dance? I was just practicing in the middle of my room.
To the TV. I'm so ready. You're ready. You're ready to go. I've been to practice for an hour. Mommy's ready to go. Oh, yeah. Okay. I guess Will Blitzer enjoyed it. Will Blitzer. I highly doubt it was on CNN. You're probably right. Listen, P1s are pouring into this thing, man. We're getting more and more P1s. Peaches is out here. And we invite everybody listening to come up to Harrah's Rincon this morning and join us. And tonight's going to be a big party. Boston Rob's big bachelor party tonight here at 9. What? Hundreds of people went out and protested in Carlsbad last night because North County wants to change their area code. Come on. Yeah, dude. That's where Sky was. I heard Tom Morello was there. Stop now. 760 was murder. That's right. Yeah, well, at Carlsbad City Hall last night, they had a meeting open to the public. And like Mikey said, hundreds of people showed up to protest the change of the area code of 760 to 442. So they heard some people out. I just want to be heard. Yeah, so, you know. We love numbers.
The count, I understand, was there. Yeah, so local business owners argued that changing the area code would cost businesses in the area an estimated $65 million. So they expect the final decision on the area code to be announced in mid-October. We don't want you. 4-4-2. We don't want you. 4-4-2. We don't want you. That was probably way smarter than anything they came up with. I wonder what they did come up with. Let's see. What else is going on? 7-6-0. Please don't go. There you go. I like that. That is good, too, Eddie. Wow. On the fly. I like it. Let's see. Wipeout auditions are tomorrow. Oh, yeah, dude. Talk about it. Is Zeth going and Rob? I'm going. Well, Rob is. Rob, are you going? Absolutely. Are you going to do this? Yeah, I'm taking my little brother. I'm trying to drag along Zeth. Nice.
Yeah, you should both go. Yeah, I'm going. Wipeout is a TV show. Wipeout is a TV show on NBC. ABC. ABC. I don't know why I always think that. It's a TV show on ABC, and the idea is it's like an obstacle course, but it's hysterical. People falling down with big balls flying at us. So it's like Saturday night for Zeph. Is that like pay-per-view or whatever? I made a mistake. That's what happened. I made a mistake. So the grand prize is $50,000. If you want to go out and audition, you have to be over 18 years old, a legal resident. I can finally buy that Tyga I wanted. You have to be able to swim. Of course, they want people with great personalities and great sense of humor. Seth's like, I can't go. The audition is tomorrow, 11 a.m. to 3 p.m. at the restaurant, which is part of the Westfield Shopping Town on Camino del Rio North. So, of course, you can find all the details on ABC.com. Very cool. Ladies and gentlemen, we must take a quick time out. But when we come back... Here we go. Let's do this.
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We got camouflage netting above us. We got a gigantic cage metal octagon with the word P1 right in the middle of it. Behind us is a banner that says, The Mikey Show P1 Army Know the Rules. It's an amazing setup out here. And in front of us, we have rows and rows of chairs where people can come and sit. There are people already out here. We have tables where people are sitting and enjoying breakfast. We have signs being held up. We got P1s out here. We got people with cameras. Taking still shots. We have a videographer out here that's taking video. You'll be able to see this on the website. And we are webcamming. And if you want to see us right now live, all you got to do, go to MikeyShow.com. Nice. And on the front page, there's going to be a thing that says, you know, Hall of Fame. Click on that, and it will take you right to where you can see us. You can stream us live right now and see us poolside at this big broadcast facility that we have to my left. There are seven seats, and that is where the inductees for the P1 Hall of Fame are sitting right now. And I don't even want to stall this process anymore. I want to get right into it, and we are about to induct.
Our first person into the Mikey Show, P1 Hall of Fame. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Ladies and gentlemen. Well, where is he? Don't worry about it, Skye. Okay. I'm concerned. Don't worry about it. Okay. Okay. Let's get Rob up to the podium, ladies and gentlemen. Rob. Oh, Boston Rob. Boston Rob. It's our leadoff hitter. Boston Rob is going to be inducting P1 T-Rex. Go ahead, Rob. All right. All right. Let's hear that. Wow. Whew. It's an honor to be here. He's doing it from the bathroom. No, no, no. Listen, listen, listen. Hang on a second. We have Boston Rob standing at a podium right now. Did you hear me? Yeah, we can. Here's what I want to do. I want to turn down. We have a little bit of effect on your microphone. I'm just going to turn it down just a little bit. Reverb. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We got just a little bit. Hey, Kevin, is there a way to dial it down just a little bit? Stop saying reverb. Dial it down. Don't worry. What is that? I don't even know. Don't worry. We got it. We got it. We got it.
Go ahead, Rob. Just give your speech. How am I sounding now? Sounded great. All right. I just want to say first things first. It's great to see that Sky made it through the night here. She didn't get kicked out of the casino for prostitution. Oh, yeah. That's a first. That's a first. Oh, wait. That was one time in New Orleans, and that was a mistake. And I realize some of you guys might not know the story of New Orleans. She was reading a book at the casino bar, and the cops thought she was hooking. This is a true story. Why does this have to do with anything? They escorted her out. Funny how I said escort when that's what happened. Enough of the jokes, folks. Let's get right into this. Sky loves African Americans more than Sky 2 loves money. And with that said, I am proud to stand here before you today to induct one of the greatest P1s ever. Before anything else, let's really examine what a legitimate P1 is. To me, a legitimate P1 is someone that, without hesitation,
Would pick you up from work if you had a second-degree son. Oh, my. Wow. That's a great P1. I mean, is his whole speech just going to slam me? Is that what he's doing? I don't know. Don't look at me. A legitimate P1 is someone that would go to the ends of the earth. searching for the wet bandit that flooded Ashley's apartment. You know the time she passed out and left the bathtub running. Hey, we don't know that. A legitimate P1. Never have, never will be. A legitimate P1 is someone that would raise a glass in your honor. That's right. And toast you at something as ridiculous as your half birthday. And the P1 that I'm inducting today is a P1 who, without a doubt, does all the things a P1 should do. P1 T-Rex has been wicked dedicated through the years and has never ceased to amaze us. I remember the day that Sean revealed to us that he was some kind of perverted weirdo.
And got his ya-ya's from dressing up like a mascot or Teletubby or whatever. I don't know. It's all sick and disgusting to me. Well, that day, T-Rex showed up outside the studio in full fervent panda attire to celebrate Sean's pandemonium. That's right. Get it? T-Rex, you have always made Sean feel at home. When you dress like a furry. Oh, and by home, I mean random motels where these fervor perverts gather to take drugs and engage in deviant activities. T-Rex has made other wicked awesome contributions to the show, like the story he told about asking Troy Aikman for his autograph while standing at the urinal next to him. That's weird. That's true. He didn't do that. That is creepy. Hey, Sky, can you imagine the healing power of Troy Aikman's numero uno? He did not. Will he just leave me alone? It's really rough. It's not about me. It's not about me. Anyways, moving on. Yes, please. Hey, T-Rex, you remember the time that you made Mikey want to curl up in a ball and hide in the corner because you called in and told us that strange kinky story about getting handcuffed to your wife? Yeah, guys, dude. That was wicked awesome. Made me want to die.
And T-Rex, I am wicked thankful, and I will never forget that you coached me in all of my almost wins against Eddie in our sports competitions. I mean, come on, though. I believe the Mexican translation of the word Eddie is one who wins a lot. So how can I even compete? Sounds more Native American. T-Rex, you're a loyal and dedicated P1. You know the rules and always bring something funny or awkward to the table. That is true. Without a doubt, you are a Hall of Fame P1. Yeah. So I stand before you today with great honor to make a toast. I mean, to induct a P1 Hall of Famer. who not only lives and breathes the Mikey Show, but is also Sky's favorite pigment. He is a black guy. He is a black guy. That is true. I am wicked stoked to welcome P1 T-Rex into the Hall of Fame. And now, ladies and gentlemen, without further ado, let's bring out Mr. T-Rex.
Here he comes in a full panda suit, ladies and gentlemen. Here is T-Rex in a full panda suit. Oh, no. Oh, no. Okay. I mean. Wasn't expecting this. It has a sign that says, I am looking for my mate. I'm looking for my mate. Oh, he's got another page. He's got another page. Someone help him. Turn the card. Turn the card. It says, I heart Sean. You have to feel good about that, Sean. And another one. Oh, no. That doesn't even make sense. I love ham. I support that one. I love ham. There you go. Okay, T-Rex. Thank you. Fantastic. Sean, do you know the brand of uniform he's wearing? I don't know. I don't know. All right, T-Rex. T-Rex, speech. Speech. Speech. Speech. Speech. Speech. Wow. What a way to kick this off. T-Rex is coming up to the microphone and will now. And by the way, Rob, please present him with his Hall of Fame jacket and his Hall of Fame plaque and show the audience here right now what our Hall of Fame jacket looks like. Take a look at this. These are the Hall of Fame jackets. They have leather sleeves. They are like Letterman jackets. They're black. They're all black. Black leather sleeves. And let me see the back. Let me see the back.
Sweet. It says P1 T-Rex stitched on the back. That is awesome. Take a look at that. Get some pictures of that. Awesome. And it's just absolutely amazing. And then if you can, Rob, please read the plaque into that microphone that you're presenting to T-Rex. In recognition of P1 T-Rex, induction to the 2008 Mikey Show P1 Hall of Fame. It's kind of hard. For the P1 Army, this thing's sweet. I have trouble reading. Thank you, Rob. Way to go, Rob. T-Rex is holding up his plaque, and T-Rex has taken off his panda head. Thank you, guys. Go ahead, T-Rex. Very excited. His moments shine, everyone. Go ahead, T-Rex. I'll try to keep it brief. He's a very tall, very tall black man. Go ahead. Go ahead, T-Rex. I just want to say thanks, guys. This has been out. This is a really good honor. I'm honored to be selected into the first Mikey Show Hall of Fame. I want to thank Mikey, Eddie, Sean, Sky, my boy B-Rob, Ashley, and Zach. Yeah. And the whole entire promotion crew.
Thanks for making me part of your Rock 105 family. Amen to that. I want to thank you all for making me laugh, making me cry, and also spitting stuff out of my nose. For this, I am grateful. I also want to thank my wife Annette for putting up with all my Mikey Show antics. That takes a while. That's true. You are ridiculous, T-Rex. And I also want to give a shout-out to my kids who couldn't make it here today, Tyler and Tiffany. Tiffany is also a P1 listener. And my beautiful daughter, Hannah. She's going to be a P1, too. Nice. I want to give a personal thanks to Mikey for being so honest. This is what brings me back to your show. Thank you, brother. You opened my eyes and helped me find my way back to Jesus. Oh, dude. In this, I am totally grateful. Oh, man, dude. This entire experience has been awful. Awesome, excuse me. I couldn't agree more. And again, I want to thank everybody. This has been a wonderful occasion. And I love you all.
Thanks. I didn't think I was going to get all teary. I'm going to be crying all morning. Well, it's already been a historic morning. Unbelievable. Sean is so turned on right now. Can't even stand up. That's right. By the way, Seth was curled up in a ball kind of. All right, here's what we're going to do. We are broadcasting live from Harrah's Rincon right now. Would love to have anybody listening come out here. Let me tell you, we are set up for you. We got a gorgeous setup out here and want everybody to come out here and take part in it. And I just want to remind people tonight, 9 o'clock tonight, Boston Rob's bachelor party. We announced it earlier. Any P1 that comes out and says that they're a P1 gets in and also gets, while they last, a limited edition Boston Rob.
commemorative t-shirt for his bachelor party, and they are awesome. Awesome. And so, everybody, come on out here. We've got to take a break. Now, when we come back, let me tell you something. When we come back, Eddie will be inducting P1 paparazzi into the P1 Hall of Fame. I am not kidding. Don't go anywhere. I love this show. I listen to you guys. Every single day. Harrah's Rincon is proud to present the Miss Hawaiian Tropic International competition this Saturday and Sunday at the Open Sky Theater. 60 of Hawaiian Tropic's most beautiful models will be competing for the coveted title of Miss Hawaiian Tropic International and over $14,000 in cash and prizes. For ticket information and hotel packages, please go to harrahsrincon.com. That's harrahsrincon.com. The Miss Hawaiian Tropic International, only at Harrah's Rincon. So Cal, so fun.
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It's P1 Johnny. What's up, Johnny? Two quick things, man. One, thanks for all the info about Sleep Train, man. I just bought mine yesterday. You got a Sleep Train mattress? Dude, just yesterday. Sleep comfort, man. Oh, you got the Select Comfort. Yeah, the Select Comfort, man. I slept for 13 hours, and I've never done that before. Oh, my God, dude. And I'm telling you, like, I wake up to, listen, it's a good thing, but it's also a bad thing because you're not going to want to get out of bed. You get on one of those mattresses, you don't want to get out of bed. That's true. They are so damn comfortable. That's great, dude. And they take your old set out and all that? Yep. Yep. That's what they do. That's awesome. Thank you very much, man. Turn your backyard from ordinary to spectacular during KRC Rock's Landscape Boulder Sale. Make your landscape something to be truly proud of with great creative ideas. Save up to 30% now at KRC Rock. Call 1-800-KRC-ROCK or visit krcrock.com. From the Cricket Wireless Studios, KIOZ, San Diego's Rock, 105.3. On location, you're listening to the P1 Hall of Fame induction ceremony. Live from Rincon Casino and Resort, here again, Mikey. You guys, this, I'm telling you, man, it is only, it's only about 20 minutes after 7, and this has been the greatest hour and 17 minutes of a remote broadcast I've ever been a part of.
Dude, it's just everything out here is so amazing and the way it's set up. And all I know is that Harrah's Rincon is amazing. They're absolutely amazing. And I'm telling you, if you have never stayed at Harrah's Rincon, I don't know about you guys. Those rooms are fantastic. Oh, yeah. Please. Everything here is just top notch, man. And we're just so stoked to have been able to do this thing out here. It's really been amazing. I want to say thank you. There's a couple of companies that have been really cool and instrumental in helping us out. All Show Transportation was provided by La Costa Limousine, and we want to acknowledge them and thank them. Also, B-Rob's Bachelor Party is from 9 to 11 poolside tonight, and I just want to keep putting it out there for everybody that all P1s who come are going to get that B-Rob Bachelor Bash T-shirt while supplies last. As you can imagine, it's kind of high in demand. They're probably not going to last forever. And they are a killer T-shirt. Like, I will wear that T-shirt, probably wash it, and be wearing it as soon as it's clean, dude. That T-shirt's hotter than Sean at a furry convention. Wow. How about that, Sean? Sean, apparently not the biggest fan of that. That's weird.
If you want to, you can watch all of this live no matter where you are on your computer. You can stream it. Just go to MikeyShow.com, M-I-K-E-Y, S-H-O-W.com. And when you get to MikeyShow.com, in the keyword section, just type in the word fame. Fame. Fame. And that will take you to the P1 Hall of Fame page where you can stream this. And our promotion department has gone full tilt, man. Everything is streamed there. You can see exactly what we're doing. And hopefully you're not just tuning in. Yeah. Because if you are, that means that you missed T-Rex being inducted, which was really amazing. And we are about to induct easily the most controversial, the most controversial P1. Of all time. Fatten down the hatches, everyone. Now, I've got to give a little background before we do this because I know that there are people listening right now that may be new to the Mikey Show. We refer to our listeners as P1s, and what that means is that you are an exclusive Mikey Show listener. You don't listen to any other radio shows. Your support and everything that you've got is given towards the Mikey Show. You listen to us every day for long periods of time. You turn people on to the Mikey Show, and if you ever call in to come on the air.
You turn your radio down, get to the point, and don't cuss. That's what being a P1 is. Nice. So all of these people that are up here right now on this stage being inducted into the P1 Hall of Fame have exhibited those qualities, but they've also gone a step further in that they've gone the extra mile. They really live and breathe the Mikey Show. Now, a little background here. P1 paparazzi, we have known him from the very beginning. He does exhibit all those qualities that I just mentioned to you, but. He exhibits every one of those things that I just mentioned to you, but when we met him, he came out to some of our appearances and he took a lot of pictures and he got the nickname paparazzi. Yes, he did. And there were also some other little things that happened between then and now that made him stand out to us as, you know, being occasionally inappropriate. And there was one of us.
There was one of us. There are seven people on the Mikey Show. Myself, Eddie, Sky, Sean, Ashley, Boston Rob, and Zett. There are seven of us. But one of us, I would say, was a tad more sensitive to paparazzi than the rest of us. That is true. And that person is Eddie. Now, I have to say, Eddie has been bold and brazen in his... unsupportiveness towards paparazzi. He has not held back. He has not held back at all. It's not a secret. As you know, Eddie is known for tough love, and he tells it like it is. He keeps it real. Slightly critical. That's right. And when he learned that he was going to be inducting P.O. on paparazzi, I guess you could say he was shattered. It's rough. It's rough. He is ready to do it. And ladies and gentlemen, without any further ado, Eddie. All right. Into the P1 Hall of Fame. Keeping it cheddar. Delicious. Eddie is walking. Eddie is.
Eddie has got that look on his face like the rolling of the eyes as he walks up to the podium. Exasperated. It's cool. Exasperated. Oh, no. He's at the podium, by the way. He's been standing at the podium. He just hasn't spoken. He looks really mad. He's ready to speak. Okay, we're good. Hello. We are here today to celebrate the greatest listeners. In the universe. Wow. Nice. They are what makes the world go round. That's right. That's true. They have cured cancer. I don't know. I've heard that. I've heard that. And even made Zeth interesting. That is true. Same level. Same level. Okay. That's weird. They are what is known as a P1. That's right. Today is going to go down in history as one of the greatest of all time. That's right.
Ranks up there with my performance on Renegade. Okay. Talk about it. That's an entertainment spectacular. Who's going to work that in? You were an extra. Way in the background. You didn't even have a speaking line. Eddie just held his hand up. Wow. I just don't want people to be confused. We got the hand. We are celebrating the best of the best. Uh-huh. And paparazzi. Okay. You know, he doesn't like him. I know. But I do. I have been chosen today, against my will, to conduct a man that has been more controversial than Hitler. I don't know about that. That's an unfair comparison. It's a little extreme. The DH rule.
And Sean's freaky perversion combined. No offense. Sean's a furry for new listeners. He has caused more trouble than Skye at a honey-baked store the day after Easter. This man is the Darth Vader of P1s. Except without the turning good at the end of Return of the Jedi. Blowing next to Obi-Wan and Yoba and all that stuff. We get it. He is what is known as pure evil. The day we met paparazzi, then simply known as Brad, he creeped us out. For those of you that don't know, Mikey kind of mentioned it, the reason why Brad became P1 paparazzi is because he showed up at one of our events.
And took so many creepy pictures, we actually thought he was one of those scumbags, paparazzis. Turns out, no, he wasn't. He's just a weirdo with a camera. Then the real fun began. We started to hear from paparazzi. Every day. There's a guy in the audience holding a sign up that says, P1 paparazzi, take my picture. He wanted to be on the air so bad, he would call in and give us sterling topics such as, hey guys, what's up with the color brown? He did not do that. And one of my favorites. What type of pickle do you like? Did you not scream that out? I did. But I digress. Mikey loves this guy. I do. I don't know why. I guess he's called in once or twice with a decent subject. Maybe the days I was sick or lost my hearing. I don't know. He has become
So entrenched in our lives, he shows up at places he shouldn't be at. Like the Clear Channel Skybox. That's true. Oh, I don't know. The Radio Station Studios. There was that other time. Don't know how he got in there. I'm not even going to get into the stealing of the IMs. I think that would be in bad taste. Paparazzi, you have earned your way into the Hall of Fame. Not really sure why, but you are here. You are my arch enemy. You are the Joker to my Batman. You are the Derek Jeter to my Red Sox. All right. Thank you. Good analogy. You are the killer whale to my innocent victim. It happens all the time. He's deathly afraid of killer whales. It never really happens. But I have to induct you now and immortalize you in the inaugural class of the P1 Hall of Fame. Woo!
Okay, bye. Love him. Hate him. I have to admit, he is a key part of the Mikey show. And for that, congratulations, P1 Paparazzi, and welcome to the Hall of Fame. Hey, let's hear it. Let's hear it for Paparazzi. Paparazzi standing from his position, from the seven chairs that we set on stage. And he is being presented very, very begrudgingly by Eddie. He won't even look at him. Eddie is not looking at him. He's showing the audience the jacket. He's just handing it to him. And Eddie is walking away from him. And now paparazzi is coming up to the podium. Paparazzi is placing his jacket down, putting down his plaque, and coming up to the microphone. That was uncomfortable.
Oh, he's doing it as Darth Vader. Oh, he's doing it as Darth Vader. He's doing Darth Vader. That was really good. That was really good. I like that. Uh-oh. Paparazzi is about to give his acceptance speech. Well, you have to excuse me. This is my first time. Kind of new experience for me. So, those of you who do not know me, hi, I'm P1 Paparazzi. And I'm a Mikey Show addict. That's right. It started as a complaint. People were talking rather than playing music. Then it sucked me in. First, it was tough love with Eddie. Then, tone-deaf karaoke. Before I knew it, I was sitting outside my van, outside customers' houses, laughing and listening. Van had no windows, by the way. Had a sign that said free candy. Over the line, Rob. This is legit. I didn't realize this was happening until one day. The Mikey Show went on vacation. My horn blared as the moron drivers cut me off. Never noticed them before. Withdrawal was setting in. What felt like years passed by and then they finally returned. Those who saw me that day, those who saw the smile on my face, the grin from ear to ear, they could have sworn I just got lucky with one of the Hawaiian Tropic girls. I've come to accept my Mikeyism. It was a part of me and I of it.
I'm honored that the Borg-like collective has accepted me as one of their own. But in reality, whether you're standing up here next to me, standing out in the crowd, or listening on the radio, we're all drones of the P1 Army. None of us is any better than any other. We are the same. The uniqueness of the show combined with the widely differing opinions of its audience make it irresistible. And if you're a new listener listening right now, resistance is futile. Love it. Love it. And true. I humbly accept this award, not as an individual, but as a member of the P1 Army. Thank you. Oh, wait. Oh, wow, he's taking a picture. Show that jacket to everybody, paparazzi. Show that jacket to everybody, man. You earned it, buddy. Very, very nice. Very nice. All right, Eddie, how are we on time, man? We've got to take a break. Okay, listen. We're going to take a quick timeout. When we come back.
We have another induction to do. We also are going to give you a little bit of news and sports and stuff going on in the world. We are live at Harrah's Rincon and inviting anybody that can hear us to come out here. We would love to see you. Please do. Harrah's Rincon, the easiest way to figure out how to get here, takes 78 until it ends, basically, right, Sky? yourself into Escondido. Go east. Hit Valley Parkway and take it all the way. Go left all the way to Harrah's. And Harrah's in Valley Center is on your left. Come on out here and hang with us. It is really going to be an amazing morning. It already has been. And we'd love to see you out here. The Mikey Show is broadcasting live from Harrah's poolside. All you P1s in the audience, please make a lot of noise for all the people that are listening. We will be back. It's Rock 105.3. This is the Mikey Show. So you're the guy who pooped in my tuba. When it is raining, it is because he's thinking about something sad. Even the things his parrot says are insightful. Once, he knew he dialed a wrong number, even though the man on the other line wouldn't admit it. His shirts never wrinkle. If there were an interesting gland, his would be larger than most men's lower intestines. He is left-handed and right-handed.
If he were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there. His charisma can be seen from space. Always drink beer, but when I do, enjoy Dos Equis responsibly. Imported by Cervezas Mexicanas, White Plains, New York. Stay thirsty, my friends. Hey, check this out. Did you know that a just-completed survey of AIS clients shows an average savings of $850 per year? Now, of course, prices vary depending on your needs, so it really pays to shop around, which is what AIS does for you. In fact, 92% of AIS clients renew year after year, which goes to show just how much money they're saving. Remember, AIS wants you as a customer for life. Hey, it's Mikey. Call AIS at 1-800-777-4AIS. Again, that's 1-800-777-4AIS. We're on the state flag in Big Bowl. Republic is a place for free thinkers, independent. Maybe that's why Californians have taken a liking to Coors Banquet. We brew Coors Banquet one way, our way, with only the best two-row high country barley.
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I got aboard. And it's because you just got a new house. Eddie just bought a new house. And he's putting some beds in, furnishing the place. Yeah, I heard you talking about it for quite a while. And I made the choice to go into Sleep Train. And it was a great choice because, you know, you really, their selection is awesome. You know, you can really, really improve the way you sleep. Did you decide to go with that sleep number or you went with something different? No, I went with the Sealy, which is the number one best-selling mattress in America, which I found out there at Sleep Train. Very knowledgeable. It has the pillow top on top, but yet it's still pretty firm. Yeah. So you get both going there. That's awesome. So it was really cool. I can't wait. It's being delivered tomorrow. and get to sleep on it for the first time tomorrow. It's so cool, man. Looking forward to it. I'm telling you, go in there. If you go in there before 2 o'clock, they'll deliver the same day. Sleep Train is your ticket to a better night's sleep. Last year, Californians replaced over 6 million regular lights with CFL's lighting, installed almost 400,000 Energy Star qualified cooling systems, and saved over $100 million thanks to home energy efficiency. Clearly, the fight against global warming has just begun. Visit FlexYourPower.org for tips.
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West 94, bumper to bumper now here as well. From Massachusetts to the 805. And North 805 is the slow-go ride out of Chula Vista, off and on into National City, North Park. Then again, out of Kearney Mesa, heading up over the 52. I'm Rick Lawrence on Rock 105.3. The Mikey Show's P1 Hall of Fame induction ceremony continues. Live from Harrah's Rincon Casino and Resort on Rock 105.3. To the first ever P1 Hall of Fame induction ceremony. We are live. We are out at Harrah's Rincon in Valley Center. And we want to encourage everybody to come out here. If you can hear me, you can come out. And hopefully, you know, if you can, just get the day off or do whatever, man. Come out here. It's going to be awesome. We are at the pool area. And so when you get to Harrah's Rincon, just find out where the pool is. We're broadcasting for the pool area. We've got a big stage set up. And so far, we have already done two.
Inductions. We've inducted P1 T-Rex and P1 Paparazzi. And coming up next, P1 Space Boy. Oh, the key. P1 Space Boy will be inducted in just a bit. A lot of things going on in the world. Oh. Sky has what's going to be given to all the stars that go to the VMAs in their gift bag. Now they all get that gift bag, the swag bag. Yeah, so a while ago they kind of did away with the gift bags once it was announced that the IRS had had enough of these shenanigans and wanted to start taxing people on the gifts they were being given because it was just so extravagant. And so the VMAs are going to do a gift bag this year, they've announced, but they're toning it down. Are they going green? Yay! Is that the deal? Recycled toilet paper. Congratulations, pink. So this year's VMA gift bag will only be worth a measly $9,000.
It's really a travesty. I make that in a year. It's the same. No, you don't. This is, unfortunately, the same year that's happening is the same year that Diddy had to fly on an airplane. What is the world coming to? That's terrible. Those are the apocalypse. Just terrible. So some of the things they'll be getting are Fendi sunglasses, a whole array of video games, digital music players, shoes, hair products. Jewels missing tooth. How great would that be? How many times? Rude. And it's not missing. It's just crooked. It's just snaggled. A week stay at a five-star resort, all of these things. So it's only worth nine grand this year. In sunny Iraq. Actually, the Dominican Republic, Eddie. Close enough. Let's see. Sky, you've put this on my list two days in a row. And so something tells me you want to discuss. What? What actor people want to see. play McCain and Obama. I thought it was very interesting to see the picks. It's just that you very rarely give me something a few days in a row. It must mean that you really want to talk about who America wants to see play. Well, probably one specifically. Yeah. I thought it was a very interesting list. Let me guess. Maybe you just glanced over it yesterday. No, I didn't. And you didn't see it or something. No, no, no. Let me see. Let me see. Just read it, talkie boy.
I am going to take a guess that, of course, Will Smith is the person they want to see play Obama. He is the second choice. Getting 26% of the vote. Denzel. Either Denzel or Brad Pitt. Yeah, Gary Oldman. Gary Coleman. Jamie Foxx. Denzel Washington is the number one pick to play Barack Obama with 49% of the vote. And to play McCain, they want... George Burns. The Crypt Keeper. A dinosaur. Harrison Ford. Who is it, Scott? Too soon. Too soon. The number one pick to play John McCain, getting 34% of the vote, Ed Harris. Really? What? Really? He can't. He's too young. Number two, Robert Duvall. Is that better for you? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can see it. And then number three was Gene Hackman. You hit me by surprise. I wasn't expecting this. I mean, what, do you think I had an ulterior motive or something? Yes, I did. I mean, do you not know me at all? Yeah, I thought it was going to be like, you know, some old, like Faye Dunaway is who they thought. That's where I thought you were going. That's a great suggestion. It's a good suggestion, Mike, but no. Cloris Leachman. No, she's too busy.
Ashley just whispered Terry Shivo. She did not. Why would you even say that? You didn't grow up. Why would you even say that? I would never. The Chicago Sun-Times is reporting that Usher's separated from his wife. Already? Yeah. Didn't they just get married? Like a year ago? Yeah, well, and she is reportedly pregnant with their second child. Oh, no. Too much love in the club. So they don't really have much info on it, just except, you know, the story is developing and that, you know, reportedly Usher's separated from his wife. Pretty crazy. There's a new study out that says that using your brain makes you hungrier. Actually, see, this makes so much sense. Now this is all coming in. See, I would think it's the opposite for you. It's because you're using that brain all the time. Yours has cobwebs on it. What do you mean? Carries around that backpack full of calculus books. All coming together. So they got a group of students together for this study, and they had one group of them just sit and relax, another group of them read and then write a report on what they read, and then the third group would have to complete memory tests.
and other stuff on a computer. And then after doing all that for about an hour, they offered everyone a buffet to see how much they would eat. And the students who did the reading and writing the report ate 203 calories more than the people who rested. And then the people doing the computer work ate 253 more calories than, you know, the other group. That's not that many more calories. How much? How much again? Say again. In the 200s. 200, 250. 200 is not much? It's a bag of chips. Well, the extra on top of what everyone else is. But, Ash, I was just saying the other day, I go, hey, if you're going to eat something, Don't do this light stuff. Like, if you're going to have wheat thins, don't go on the light. Have wheat thins. And you were like, no, Mike. No, get the light ones. And I said, like, it's not even that big a deal, the calories. You go, yeah, it is. Those calories need a lot. Okay, for real. Reduced fat wheat thins, 16 of them is 130 calories. For real, Sean.
So that's like, oh. That's not that much. I know, exactly. But you were telling me that it's a good idea. That's why I was telling, I was like, forget that. Exactly. Okay. I'm so confused by that. I am really confused. So Ashley, a genius, obviously. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Currently starving. Currently starving. Okay. I can't even believe that this is a study, but apparently there's a study where they're asking, would you pick your pet or your partner for a desert island? Like how, who? Listen, as much of a pet lover as she is, who would pick their pet over their partner for a desert island? Who would do that? Nobody would do that. I say 0% would do that. More than two-thirds of the people surveyed said they'd rather be stranded on a desert island with their pet than their partner. That's ridiculous. And one sexy dog. That's ridiculous. The study also showed that more than half of the people throw parties for their pets. Oh, that is so stupid. My in-laws just did this. They just had a doggy party. No, wait, wait. Yeah, yeah. Talk to me. What's up? Talk to me about that. What? Your in-laws just did what? They had a doggy party. They have a little Jack Russell terrier named Phoebe, and they threw a party for her and invited all their friends who have dogs, and there were, you know, dog treats. Doggy gift bags. Did they invite? Did they invite?
by just inviting or did they do an e-vite or send out stuff in the mail or what did they do? It definitely wasn't an e-vite because they're not, you know, all that into the interweb. Buffering up? Yeah. Blogging the space. Yeah. I wasn't there. I don't know. But knowing them, I'm sure they were very cute little invitations that were mailed that were probably shaped like little dog bones or something. Doggy cake. Yeah. More than half of Americans throw parties for their pets. I think that there is the person that does that. and the person that doesn't do that. Sure. Skye, you fall on the person that doesn't do that. You wouldn't do that for Tango and Logan. Well, cats are antisocial. You know, they don't care to hang out with other cats. Well, yeah, they don't like you. No, they like me. No, they don't. They just don't like strange cats. Let me, I want to rephrase this. It isn't that they, you know, like if a person doesn't like somebody, that's one thing. You are a piece of furniture to your cat. Honestly, so am I. Cats don't care about people. Dogs love you. Dogs will love you. Loyal. Dogs are loyal. Cats don't care. They don't care. You are the person that provides the kibble. They tolerate you. They tolerate you. Sometimes they're irritated by you, but they don't have dogs. They love you. All the time. Whatever. The study also shows that about 70% of people share their bed with their pets.
Unbelievable. Do you have a rule about that in your house? Well, of course I do. Okay. I don't know. I don't know. I know that you were. Why is Rebecca shaking her head no? Why are you shaking your head no, babe? We don't let the cat sleep with us. She was what? She was just what? I think she's just sad about it. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. She is. It's ridiculous. Come up here. You're ridiculous, Mike. You're ridiculous. I'm not. You guys. Hang on. They just want to cuddle. They just want to cuddle. It's inappropriate. You're making her sad. What is inappropriate about it? I'll tell you. That's not a place for animals. It's a place for people. They make it for people to sleep in. It's not about. I feel so bad for poor Rebecca. I know. I'm sorry, Rebecca. That is just horrendous. I'll tell you. I'll be honest with you about it. I'll be honest. Honey, and you know this. I would let Jules and the other one. Oh, don't do that. You know what he's doing, Rebecca. Well, it's clear. Yeah, please. Like, he doesn't know Sidney's name. I would let Sidney. I would let. He snuggles with Sidney every day, by the way. He what? He snuggles with Sidney every day. So funny. It's his nap.
Snuggle buddy. Oh, well, of course. Let me explain to you what she means by that. But first, let me address the issue of the animal in the bed. It's on now. I love it. I love it. I would allow for those animals to be in the bed. I don't mean in the bed, but on top of the bed where they want to be. The only reason that I don't, and maybe, Sky, you can relate to this, they are very, very high maintenance in the time period that you're supposed to be sleeping. They're high maintenance. They need either out or in. You mean they swim or in? No, no, no, no. Maybe yours don't do this. But us, I have to close the door because I have issues with safety. It's the door closed thing. If we left the door open, it wouldn't be an issue at all. But he has to have it closed. And they do. In the middle of the night, they want out. Okay, so it's not like you have a moral objection to pets on the bed. It's just you need to keep the door closed, and that's your only issue. I don't. I guess I don't. I guess I wouldn't mind. As long as there is absolutely nothing about them that interferes with me. Yeah, see, my husband isn't a fan of cats on the bed because he believes that their kitty litter paws shouldn't be on the sheets. That's true, too. For some reason. That's true, too. But get over it. Get over it, Sean. What do you mean by that, Skye? Get over it. I mean, please. But, Skye, talk to me a minute. That was in bad stuff, and then it's in your bed? Come on. Come on. You don't want that, Skye. You don't want that. You don't want that. It's okay. That's what my wife says. Okay, now about this.
Snuggle thing she's talking about. Yeah, I want to hear all about that. When I take a nap, Sydney comes up and goes... Yeah, he has a silent meow. It's so hysterical. He's messing with you? That's cute. I know you can't hear it, neither can we when he does it. Yeah, it's adorable. It's the cutest thing I've ever seen. That would make me want to snuggle. It isn't. But he comes over and he'll curl up in a ball and I'll pet him and everything. She calls that like love and snuggle. That's what she'll say. She'll go, oh, you love it. And I'm like, he pets him. Let me tell you something. Sometimes they share a pillow. Let me tell you. If it were a piece of bologna, I would still, oh, look, a piece of bologna came and snuggled up next to me and it's warm with fur. What's the difference? Why does your bologna have fur on it? I was going to say, bologna doesn't have fur on it. My bologna has a fur sign. Come on, guys. Ashley's hungry. All right, guys. We have to take a time out because when we come back, we are going to induct P1 Space Boy. The king. The space meister. All hail the king. Ladies and gentlemen, I will be inducting. When we come back, we will do this.
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Hall of Fame inauguration. It's pretty awesome. And you can see it online if you go to MikeyShow.com. Right there on the main page, you're going to see a banner that says P1 Hall of Fame. Click on that, and they have a live streaming going on the next page so you can see what we're doing out here. And it's pretty amazing, man. It's pretty amazing. We want you all to come out here if you can. If you can get a little time off from work and you can come join us, we'd love to see you. We are at Harrah's Rincon, and we're going to be here tonight partying at 9 o'clock tonight. Hell to the yes. Let's do this. Boston Rob's bachelor party tonight. There are seven of us on the Mikey Show. It's myself, Eddie, Sky, Sean, Ashley, Boston Rob, and Zeth. And we are so stoked to be out here. I want to let people know what a P1 is. A P1 is a Mikey Show listener. So if you hear somebody refer to themselves as a P1, you know you're listening to a Mikey Show listener. They have P1 Army stickers on their car. You can get those P1 Army stickers at the radio station or at cricket locations. A P1 turns their friends on to the Mikey Show. They get their friends to listen. They get their co-workers to listen. They get other people to listen. And they listen to us for long periods of time because we're on the air for long periods of time. We stay on past the time that we are supposed to get off the air, which is 10 o'clock. We've always done that. And it was never talked about. It's just something that kind of happened. We just started staying on later and later.
until we felt like we were done, because what you have is seven friends on the radio that all hang out off the air, and we are kind of just blessed to be able to hang out on the air with each other, and that's what we do every morning. We are doing the P1 Hall of Fame today. That is seven P1s that are bigger and brighter than all the other P1s, and we want to recognize them for it. Extraordinary. They're extraordinary. Yes. And we want to acknowledge that. And we want to induct them into the P1 Hall of Fame. P1 Hall of Fame inductees receive a plaque. They receive a jacket. But more than that, they receive recognition from every P1 listener, from all of us, man, all of us on the show. We talked about this for a long time to decide who these P1s were going to be today. So the seven people sitting up on this stage right now are very important. And so without any further ado. I will be inducting the next P1 Hall of Fame member. Wow. Mikey himself stepping up to the podium to induct the P1. This is huge. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. That's Barack Obama, ladies and gentlemen. I appreciate you being here. Hey, guy.
I have this all written down. I didn't want to be unprepared, so everything's written down. But you said you were on Lunesta. I just want to be honest about that. It's true, Skye. I actually wrote this while on Lunesta. I need a sleep aid. Folks, before I get started, I want everybody to treat this, as you're sitting here in the audience, and all of you guys sitting at the table on the show, I want you to treat this like the State of the Union. That is to say, please feel free to applaud. Shall the moment call for it? You got it, buddy. Okay, on it. No, that's a moment. Is that a moment? I didn't think that was a moment. I should remind you as well that as I wrote this speech, as we said earlier... No, that's not a moment. We're never going to get through this. It was well past my bedtime, and I had taken a sleep aid called Lunesta. Okay. You guys are supposed to stand up. Ladies and gentlemen, husbands and wives, Mork and Mindy. Welcome and greetings from the Lone Star State of California. My name is Mikey and I am here today to honor the greatest P1 of all time. Before I begin in earnest, I believe it is only fitting that I mention that occasionally while trick-or-trouting,
I wear a raspberry beret. See, again, he was on. It's going to be a little weird. The kind that you find at a second-hand store. That's a print song. But enough joking around, Mrs. Lincoln. Get to the play. Okay, this is really going to be... Maybe you should throw that away. Yeah, just wing it. His name is P1 Spaceboy. There it is! He is, hands down, the greatest P1 ever. There will never be another P1 more devoted, more knowledgeable, and more committed to the Mikey show. While some P1s consider themselves fans, Spaceboy goes above and beyond. He is the Jake Peavy, the LaDainian Tomlinson, the Kaiser on-call nurse of P1s. I wonder what he meant to be. Sky, did you hear that? Shut up.
Folks, I know it's not fair to have favorites, but he is mine. He is the example to others when it comes to being a P1. He is the all-time great and sets the bar high. If you were making a list, he would be number one. He exemplifies excellence in not only the amount of time that he has been a fan, but also... In the tenacity that he has shown in bizarrely knowing more about my personal life than I do. That is true. So true. He has made being a fan of the Mikey show into a lifestyle. Ask your average P1 to give you Zeth's middle name, and it would be like asking Sky to read the name Javier Bardeen. In other words, it's not going to happen. I'm sorry. Javios? Shut up. It would be like asking Ashley to sing a motion by Mariah Carey. I believe Joe Theismann said it best to Lawrence Taylor when he said, Ow. Ladies and gentlemen, there will always be another girl for Zeth to awkwardly offend on instant message. So true.
But there will never be another space boy. Ladies and gentlemen, Zambling Boons, Carnies and Crumb Cakes. Showboats and Gift Goffs. That's not even a word. Pommeloffers and Zingadoms. Willy Wonka. I give to you the one, the only, the A number one, the first and the best. The man whose cuisine reigns supreme here at Kitchen Stadium. No, we're not at Kitchen Stadium. That is strange. Ladies and gentlemen, the one, the only, P1 Space Boy. Space Boy, your jacket. It says P1 Space Boy on the back of your jacket. And I just want to read this plaque to you. The Mikey Show Hall of Fame P1 Army in recognition of P1 Space Boy 2008 Mikey Show. P1. Hall of Fame! Standing ovation for P1 Space Boy. Duh. Thank you. Yeah, I'm a little shorter than Space Boy, so he's having to kind of duck down to speak into that microphone. Sorry about that. Okay. Wouldn't be the first time. It was a joke. Lunesta. He's on Lunesta. It's got weird.
All right. I first started listening during the 24-hour, sorry, 2004-28-hour show. It was so much more real and compelling than any other radio show I've ever heard. It was honesty that drew me in. And on that first show, I heard laughter, anger, frustration, tears, and friendship. And best of all, it was real. It was all real. Yeah. Sure was. Oh, yeah. Not a great memory, Spaceboy, but thanks. Those tears were real. Yeah, they were. Eddie, remember that fight we had at 5 in the morning? Oh, how can I forget? Recently posted on P1 site. Yeah, we know. It's called The Hot Seat. We hate it. Never do it again. So it may sound a little silly, but that day did change my life. And now four years later, the Mikey Show is such a big part of my life. I have made many P1 friends, and I've been a part of so many cool things. Today I am just humbled and I am privileged and I am honored to be inducted into the Mikey Show P1 Hall of Fame. I love you guys. Sign out in the audience says, marry me please, space boy. I accept. I got dibs. Thank you. There it is, ladies and gentlemen. P1 Space Boy. The greatest. He's the king. P1 Space Boy. They are bowing in the audience, ladies and gentlemen. Very nice. Very nice.
Folks, if you are not here, you're nuts. You've got to get out here. We're at Harrah's Rincon. It's been an amazing broadcast so far. Oh, yeah. Not only that, but it's like 70 degrees out here. It's like beautiful, sunshiny weather. Feels good. It's pretty awesome. Okay, here's what we're going to do. We are going to take a quick time out. When we come back, we will be inducting. The rest of the P1s out here today that are being inducted. Boom, boom, boom. When we get back, we are going to be going to P1 Talon. P1 Talon will be inducted into the P1 Hall of Fame next. Do not go away. Don't go anywhere. It's a Mikey show. It's Rock 105.3. The Mikey Show is on. Harris Rincon is proud to present the Miss Hawaiian Tropic International competition this Saturday and Sunday at the Open Sky Theater. 60 of Hawaiian Tropic's most beautiful models will be competing for the coveted title of Miss Hawaiian Tropic International and over $14,000 in cash and prizes. For ticket information and hotel packages, please go to harasrincon.com. That's harasrincon.com. The Miss Hawaiian Tropic International, only at Haras Rincon. So Cal, so fun. The Cricket Wireless Studios. Oh, I have a pretty good idea.
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California King Ultra Soft. It was $59.95. They gave it to me for $29.95 and gave me everything I just said free. Lucky. A 600 thread count sheet set for free. You're awesome. Thank you for calling. Okay. Only San Diego 6 has the most talked about shows of the year. 90210, Gossip Girl, and Top Model. And the best comedies on TV. The Simpsons, South Park, and Seinfeld. And your choice for balanced news. San Diego 6. San Diego 6. Your new home of the CW. Rock 101. by Sleep Train Mattress Centers. The tough ride continues here on the 5 freeway, especially this whole start with an asphalt truck that went off the side of the freeway at La Costa, dumping diesel fuel and asphalt in Batacadius Lagoon in the marsh area here. And that's why Caltrans crews are cleaning this up north on 5 at La Costa. The two right lanes are blocked, and traffic is just at a crawl, barely moving out of La Cadia.
up to this accident, saying you're being advised to avoid it. That's caused a heavy backup from Looky Lou, slowing in the south until the 5 as well, at a Carlsbad down towards La Costa. And then you've got some of the usual commute traffic to deal with a little farther south here, out of Encinitas and towards Solana Beach. South 15 is still very tough here, from Auto Parkway to Villa Rancho, and then backs up heavily from Rancho Bernardo all the way down into Poway. The westbound 8 this morning has been a tough ride as well. That's still slowing right around Severn Drive, coming over to Grossmont Summit. Then again from Waring, all the way to Mission Center Road now in Mission Valley. West 94 on the King Freeway. That's still bumper to bumper from Kelton Road all the way into downtown. And plenty of stuff to deal with out of the South Bay on both the 5 and 8 to 5 northbound here. Backed up out of Chula Vista up through National City on both these freeways. The 805 is slowing again through North Park. And now you've got the usual backup out of Courtney Mesa heading up over the 52. I'm Rick Lawrence on Rock 105.3. Mycricket.com slash San Diego. Name Inductions Peremony. Live from Ares Rincon Casino and Resort on The Rock. Let's hear some noise from all you guys. We got a bunch of the P1 Army out here right now, and they're all hanging out. We are poolside. We are poolside at Harrah's Rincon, where anybody hearing my voice is welcome to come and join us this morning. We are doing the first annual, first ever P1 Hall of Fame inductions this morning, and we've already inducted a couple of people.
And we're going to be inducting a few more. Here is who we have worked through so far. P1 T-Rex, P1 Paparazzi, and P1 Space Boy. It was pretty cool. Boston Rob inducted P1 T-Rex. Eddie, in what may have been the most historic speech ever given, inducted P1 Paparazzi. It was Firework City. It's against my will. I just inducted P1 Space Boy, and it is time for us to induct. Someone new. Oh, wow. There are seven inductees today, and it's time for our next. Ladies and gentlemen, Zeth will be inducting. What? Zeth will be inducting P1 Talon. Lucky man. Talon, how did you get so lucky? That's right. Wow.
Oh, wow. Almost Zet's entire behind was showing as he walked up. Pull your pants up, dude. Well, you know, he's a part of that younger generation. He's a part of that younger generation. But I don't want to see his skid marks, Mike. But that's the deal. You know, the younger kids, they wear their pants very low, and that's the deal. Now, did engineering set this mic up with a mumble filter? Okay, I don't know about that. I don't know. I don't know. It may be. I want to make sure. We'll see. We'll see what happens. Don't cry. All right. All right, Rob. Wait. Zet is 23 years old. the newest member of the Mikey show and actually won his job through a contest that we did. And we love him. Seth is going to induct P1 Taylin. Go ahead, Seth. First off, Taylin, sorry, dude. You got the short straw, so you're stuck with me. Ain't that the truth. I'm out of the studio today to induct someone into the P1 Hall of Fame. This P1's dedication to everything Mikey show related. is something to be proud of. He comes to all the events, is a contributing member to the ever-growing P1 site, and he even has a catchphrase. No. What is it, Zell? No, he doesn't. No, he doesn't. It's, good morning, ladies and gentlemen, and beating. That is true. That is his catchphrase. Sorry, he's retired. Did you hear that? We've retired. That's funny. You're the beating part. Did you hear what Josh said? Shush, shush. See, I've been on the show for more than a year,
and he has a stronger character than I do. That's true. Wow. That's true. The only reason I get recognized more often is because I'm on a billboard. That is true, too. That is true, too. See, not long ago, Taylor and I were a lot alike, grinding out jobs that weren't necessarily the greatest ever, working odd hours, and dealing with not the coolest supervisors in the world. I'm glad he didn't enter the apprentice competition because his dedication to the show... would have made me look worse than I already do. Again, the truth. Is that impossible, though? Seth took the honest route. That's nice of him. Let's face it, I'm not the most stellar employee. Keep going. If Taylin's work ethic were half as strong as his dedication, I would be dead in the water. That's true. That is true. Please don't fire me, Mike. I mean, I really do enjoy the job. I'll start taking speech classes. It's clear you need to. I'll hire a writer to make me funny. I'll start bathing and stop updating my resume during the show. It never hurts to update your resume. To be fair though, the resume thing was Sky's idea. I'm just saying it never hurts. Look at it this way. You could always still be working with Bobby Kernels.
Bobby just went, what? What did I do? I'm just sitting here at my computer doing my MySpace. P1 Talon, your solid Collins, knowledge of the show, not being creepy, Brad, and making a character for yourself, I'll make you a no-brainer. Welcome to the P1 Hall of Fame. First ballot style. Congratulations. Nice. And before I bring Talon up here, there's something I need to do for being so lame. all the time, so I will be right back. All right, where is Zeth going? He's running. He never runs. Oh, wow. That's the fastest. Zeth! Zeth! Zeth! Zeth! Zeth! Zeth! Zeth! Zeth! Zeth! Zeth! Zeth! Zeth! Zeth! Zeth! Zeth! Zeth! Zeth! Zeth! Zeth! Zeth! Zeth! Zeth! Zeth! Zeth! Zeth! Zeth! Zeth! Zeth! Zeth! Zeth! Zeth! Zeth! Zeth! Zeth! Zeth! Zeth! Zeth! Zeth! Zeth! Zeth! Zeth! Zeth! Zeth! Zeth! Zeth! Zeth! Zeth! Zeth! Zeth! Zeth! Zeth! Zeth! Zeth! Zeth! Zeth! Zeth! Zeth! Zeth! Zeth! Zeth! Zeth! Zeth! Z Moments. Moments. Wow. Ladies and gentlemen, P1 Taylor. Yes. Zef finally earned his paycheck. Yes. Zef, you have a job for another week. Yeah. Get off the stage, you idiot. Look at his underwear completely sticking out of his pants. This is.
He has a belt, Mike. He should use the belt. That was a great moment. He killed it. He just did a flip into the pool. Unbelievable. Just go nude, dude. You're fine. That is creepy. Taylin is about to give his acceptance speech. He doesn't know how to follow that. How do you follow that? Oh, yeah. I'm sorry. Crazy. Jump in the pool. No, no, no. It's all right. He's dressed nice. Go ahead, Taylor. Thank you very much, Seth. That was amazing. I debated on how to open this, and I just want to say good morning, ladies and gentlemen. Oh, there it is. And beating. And beating. Yeah, nicely done. That's you, Sky. I just want to say how great this is to be out here with you all. It's totally an honor to be inducted into the Mikey Show Hall of Fame. I've been listening for quite a few years now, and every day is totally something different, and every time it always makes me laugh out loud at least once. Laugh out loud.
At this point, I consider pretty much every member of the show a member of my family. And I want to thank P1 Danny for making P1Site.com. That's right, man. Because I have made so many great friends because of that. It's unreal. Someone just held up a banner that said, I have a man crush on P1 Danny. Okay. Danny's shaking his head on stage. Sausages. B1s are so great, man. I mean, to be able to put up with my personality is pretty crazy. And it has totally changed my life. So I want to say thank you very much. There it is, ladies and gentlemen. You deserve the world. The entire world. Ashley says you deserve the world, man.
She wishes that she could just give the world to you. I don't even know what that means. Ash, I love it. That's very nice. He's very nice of you. Seth jumped in the pool. That was awesome, man. He's soaking wet. Wow. Now Sky. He's got a towel wrapped around him. Shut up. Sky jumped in the pool. I don't think so. Sky. Sky. Sky's really pushing it today. Don't worry. If you choke, we'll give you CPR. CPR. Come on, Mike. Stop it now. Okay. Anyway. You're a new listener of the show. Yeah, Mike loves CPR. No. With Sky. No. Stop it. Sky chose me to be the CPR person. Can we not? Yeah, baby. Oh, hey. Let the romance begin. That's not what it was. That's not what it was. That's not your new CPR. That is not what it was. Oh. Very nice. Anyway. Well, this has been pretty amazing so far, guys. I mean, we've gotten through four of the seven. We got three more left. We're still to induct P1 Quimby, P1 Danny, and P1 Sanjaya. And that means that we have yet to hear from Sean, Ashley, and Sky. Oh, interesting. That means that they're going to be the ones that are going to be doing the inducting. And so it should be pretty cool. We are at Harrah's, which they've been amazing. So good. Phenomenal. They've been absolutely amazing. And it's going to be even more amazing tonight because tonight Boston Rob's bachelor party happens out here.
It happens out here. Yeah, dude. Yeah, dude. 9 o'clock tonight, Boston Rob will be out here celebrating his bachelor party. We'll all be here with him. And I just want to let people know that while supplies last, tonight, if you come out here, 9 o'clock tonight, and you say you're a P1, you'll be let in. If you do not say you're a P1, they aren't going to let you in. I'll punch you in the face. But while supplies last, you'll get a limited edition Boston Rob bachelor party t-shirt. Awesome. Very cool. We're going to take a time out. When we come back. What? P1 Quimby will be inducted into the Mikey Show P1 Hall of Fame. Don't go away. It's Rock 105.3. When it is raining, it is because he's thinking about something sad. Even the things his parrot says are insightful. Once, he knew he dialed a wrong number. even though the man on the other line wouldn't admit it. His shirts never wrinkle. If there were an interesting gland, his would be larger than most men's lower intestines. He is left-handed and right-handed. If he were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there. His charisma can be seen from space. I can always drink beer, but when I do, I'm a Dos Equis.
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Eddie went in to sleep train, and he's going to get all dialed in. Yeah, I cannot wait, man. I have had the same mattress for easily 15 years. Are you serious? Yeah, 15 years. And so, you know, it's still in great shape. Shockingly, that thing is still in great shape. No. But it's time. It's time for a change. The wife, I have a very firm mattress and she hates it. Yeah. She's ready for a more softer one. Yeah. And I kind of am too. Like I've had back problems, you know, for a long time. So I'm definitely ready for a change too. So it's going to be really cool. Sky, firm mattress for you or soft mattress? Medium. Yes. Right in the middle. Yeah. Eddie likes a firm mattress. Well. You are going to be so happy when you get on that thing. Well, what's cool is that for people like us who have the different styles, they have what's called a sleep number mattress where you actually get to dial up the firmness on your side. That's cool. So it's really cool. Hey, if you've bought a mattress from Sleep Train and you really love the experience, please call us, will you, at 570-1053. But Sleep Train is your ticket to a better night's sleep.
On location. You're listening to the P1 Hall of Fame induction ceremony. Live from Rincon Casino and Resort. Here again, Mikey. Welcome back and make some noise. Come on, man. Folks, we are live. We are live poolside here at Harrah's Rincon. And let me tell you something. It is just absolutely amazing to be a part of this, man. This is Mikey's show history being made out here this morning. And we will only do this once per year where we do this Hall of Fame induction ceremony. We have a plaque that has seven names on it. It's going to be forever placed in our studio. And it's a big deal for us, man. It's really cool to have all you guys out here and to be doing this. And the party does not stop this morning.
We are going to continue 9 o'clock tonight as Boston Rob's bachelor party poolside. I don't know what that is. I don't know what that is. That's a song, man. Seth spontaneously jumped into the swimming pool. I thought that over there was going to slip and crack his head open all the way over there. That would have been great. I was so nervous. I was so nervous. The kid is out here, and he's got a towel around his neck and sunglasses. Not bad. Not bad, Seth. Thank you. Good job. We are about to move on. We are doing the P1 Hall of Fame induction. All of the Hall of Fame inductees get a plaque with their name on it commemorating this occasion, this auspicious occasion, Boston. Oh, really? There it is. So is this the right time? That's right. This is actually an auspicious occasion. And they also get a P1 Hall of Fame jacket. It's a letterman jacket. It's all black. Black sleeves. The whole thing is black, and it's got their name. stitched on the back of it. It's a very, very cool jacket. It's got the Mikey Show emblem on the front of it that says Hall of Fame and P1 Army stitched into the right side of it. It's pretty awesome. Without any further ado, ladies and gentlemen, let's bring Sky up to the podium to induct P1 Quimby.
Him. Sky, ladies and gentlemen. Wow. All right. We're all hilarious. Let's just take it down a notch. It's already starting off on a bad note. There we go. T-Rex. Put down that stupid sign. T-Rex is holding a sign up that says, I love ham. Skye, you're fine. She does. For those of you that don't know, Skye really loves ham. Okay. Neither here nor there. When you say love, do you mean? I mean that like it's her life. It's neither here nor there, though. Honey baked. Oh, okay. Well, that's specifically? Specifically. I'm focusing on the speech here, guys. Anyway, Skye. Please. Yes. The floor is yours. Okay. Okay. That's enough. Sacagawea. What? Susan B. Anthony. Harriet Tubman. Helen Keller. Eleanor Roosevelt. Amelia Earhart. Rosa Parks. Maya Angelou. Sandra Day O'Connor.
These are just a few of the women that history will look back upon as instrumental in shaping the standing of women in our society. Will you please with this? Come on. It's motivational. I'm inspired. 2008 has been a huge year for women here in America. Oh, this is going to be the worst. Are you kidding me? It really has. Hillary Rodham Clinton had a real shot at winning the presidential nomination for the Democratic Party. Oh, man. And for the first time ever. The Republican presidential nominee picked a woman as his running mate. And you hate her. She's hot. You can't stand her. I would like to say I have never been more proud than I am today to be a woman in America. Oh, God. Put your tampon away. That's where you applaud. That's where you're supposed to applaud. No, nobody cares. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, all these ladies are syncing up now. That's right. Let's burn our bras. Don't you have dishes to do? Oh, wow. Holy Toledo. Please, Skye. Well, to be honest, that really has nothing to do with why I'm standing up here today. Why did you say it? I just figured since I had the mic, I'd take this time to.
Pursue my own feminist agenda. Yeah. Hey, make sure that the Hawaiian Tropic Girls can hear you, Sky. You know, they just all rolled in. Yeah, as you were giving your speech there. Thank you. Yeah. Well, I guess since I'm up here, I should mention P1 Quimby. That's right. That's right. Oh, P1 Quimby. All kidding aside, we love Quimby to death, and I'm so proud to be the one who gets to induct the first female P1 into the Mikey Show P1 Hall of Fame. That's right. Wow. The only female up there. Now, Quimby is the eldest of three children. She graduated from Mira Mesa High School. We're getting a background on this. A biography, basically. What is this? A biography. And then went on to get her degree in psychology. How does she know that? Is she kidding with this? What are you doing? What, did you go to her Wikipedia page?
Quimby, okay? Hey, by the way, you're in the sun. I don't know if you are. Oh, no. She shot you a lot. I'm concerned. I'm concerned. She just shot you a lot. That's a genuine concern. I'm concerned. Well, hang on a second. Someone called her mom. I don't know what you guys are talking about. Shut up. This guy has some issues with the sun. I do not have issues. I'm sorry. And luckily, I drink plenty of orange juice this morning, just in case. I'm sorry. That is disgusting. All right. Well, Quimby has. She's been a P1 for four years, and she just goes above and beyond. Of course, she comes to every single one of our events. She calls into the show on a regular basis and always has something really good to contribute. Hey, Quimby. Oh, hi, Quimby. Oh, hi, Quimby. Hey, Quimby. Quimby is also the moderator on P1Site.com and helps coordinate most of their events. Right. She's the host of the P1 podcast, which is a weekly tribute on P1Site.com to the Mikey Show. That's right. When asked why she loves the Mikey Show, Quimby says the Mikey Show has totally infected her life. Wow. She says she loves the unique interaction we have on our show and says it's the most unique morning show in the nation. Wow. I am proud to be a friend of Quimby's. And, of course, I am so proud to honor and induct P1 Quimby to the Mikey Show P1 Hall of Fame.
There's a banner being held up out in the audience that says, All Hail Queen Quimby. Another sign says, Boom Goes the Dynamite. And yet another sign says, Ham. Okay, perfect. All the women in the audience came up to the stage and they were all bowing to Quimby. Well done, Sky. Well done. Here comes Quimby. Quimby up to the podium now. Oh my gosh. There she is. the coolest thing ever. How are my levels? Farley? That is way too deep of a pew on it. That is way too deep of a pew on it. That is gnarly. She knows the board operator's name back at the radio station. Oh my goodness. That's awesome. That is really creepy.
First of all, I had a good feeling Skye was inducting me when I got an email from her the other day. So if you do have a glass, toast her. She deserves it. Absolutely. She's the new Skye. Halfway. Shoulder length. Real sweet. Real good. When I was told that they were going to be inducting us into a Hall of Fame, I'm a big sports fan, so naturally. You know, big names came to mind. Babe Ruth, Ty Cobb, in the world of football, Johnny Unitas, O.J. Simpson. Oh, no. And the fact that all of you are laughing at O.J. Simpson is the reason why I love being a fan. I'm in the Killer Hall of Fame. That's right. Murder. I'm a cut above. Now we stumble over the top. So, yes, this guy said I have grown up here in San Diego, and I've dealt with so many morning shows in this town. Back and forth, Q106, B100, all of that crap. And one morning, I turned to what I thought would be Howard Stern, and here are these four very interesting people. At the time, it was Sky, Mikey, Eddie, and Blunder.
And then Blunder dropped like seven F-bombs. That is true. That's a true story. And then they brought in the beautiful Ashley and the always entertaining Boston Roar. Well, first we fired Boy Blunder. We fired him. Okay. He didn't just disappear. We're accidentally putting those words on the item. We are too big. All right. And the day that I went to school and was 30 minutes late to my first class so that I could hear about why Ashley was late to Rebecca's surprise birthday party. Oh, yeah. Remember that? Oh, wow. I knew. I knew that this was something very, very special. Hey, Ashley, could you hear what she was saying right now? She was talking about that time. I mean, it's still happening. Yeah, that you were late to Rebecca. Three years later. Yeah, remember? It's a happy day. It was really funny, though. Hey, remember last week when we were doing the remote? Yeah, she was late. All right. We don't need to. She was late for the remote. Let's not. Did you hear me? What? All right. But don't think that you're going to come here and get a Hall of Fame induction ceremony where I cry. Because, listen, I win.
And I don't want Eddie to laugh at me, so I'm absolutely not going to cry. I would point and laugh. Cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry. Okay. This has totally gotten out of control here. I just want to say being a P1 has really, really, really been very meaningful to me. I have met some of my best friends in the whole wide world, people I know that I will know. For the rest of my life. I get to be in a P1 wedding coming up real soon. I will officiate, walk her down the aisle, emcee the reception, and be the DJ, and Flower Girl. So it's going to be like the best wedding ever. For the record, Eddie thinks that people's faces look funny when they cry. That's true. It's hysterical. Yes, you are, Peaches. And I encourage all you women out there to stop. being scared. There are not enough female P1s out there. As you can see, the sausage fest that we have going on up here this morning. Sausages. Sausages. Yes. You women, don't be scared to call. Don't you let these boys muscle you out calling. I'm calling out these two ladies right there. Come on. Hey, ladies, but don't use the cell phone when you're driving, okay? That's illegal, man. And, you know.
And talk to Seth. He'll make you feel better. But this is just the best team in radio. I've heard it all, and I'm not even joking. I mean, these guys are the most unique radio show in the nation. I've traveled to quite a few cities in the last couple of years, and I'll turn on that dial first thing in the morning, and I'm telling you people, it's horrible out there. You guys are so lucky to live in San Diego. Every last one of you. And I just want to say thank you to a few people, and we'll end this. But first, I would like to thank the promotion staff at Rock 105.3. They are a mess. You guys are amazing and beautiful and really nice. I would also like to thank Mike and Eddie. Mike and Eddie, thanks for taking a chance on a kid. Yeah. Helping me get to the gloriousness that is the P1 Hall of Fame. She's the best. Sky, I just want to thank you for being you and taking your lumps. Me too. I have to say this, but I mean.
Isn't it weird that when you hear the word ham now, you laugh? Yeah. Really? Yeah, it is. It's true. It's weird. Well, she salivates, but. It's weird and funny. Stop it. I would also like to thank Sean because I know I was his first choice for the Hall of Fame. Yeah. That is true. I was his very first choice. That's true. And he was to be best friends with me in a sterile environment, and I accept. Love you. I would like to thank Ashley for always being so sweet and for changing the way that I listen to any song I will ever hear on the radio for the rest of my life. I would like to thank B-Rob for being a really good phone screener and really coaching me. I mean, he'll let me know when it's bad and it's okay. I still get to talk to him for about 10 minutes. I got nothing else going on. And thank you for also putting me through when it's good. The day that you took over the Mikey show was one of the greatest days in my life. I remember that. You're a beautiful person. And to Seth, thank you for showing me that it's all right to cry.
I would also like to thank my dad. He was the one who got me into talk radio. He forced us to listen to, like, Dr. Demento and Phil Henry as little kids. Hendry, Hendry. Calm down, Mike. Not everyone. Get her, Mike. He's a genius. He's a genius in the industry. I respect him probably more than anyone else. Personally to me, was a mentor. Mike, make your voice heard. This is America. No, Rob. It's not your time. Get it, Mike. Dad, you're the best. Thank you for helping me to appreciate the art that is radio because it truly is an art form. I mean, what you guys do is amazing. To my mom, thank you for... putting up listening with the Mikey show and then becoming a P1. It was very cute when she was overly concerned about B-Rob's whole paternity. It ain't mine. She couldn't sleep at night. She had to know. To all the guys up here, I love you guys so much.
If you're not a P1, become a P1. Like, I went through probably one of the hardest times of my life earlier this year, and the P1 Army sent flowers, and they really helped lift myself and my family up when things were really tough. So, and Mikey. Oh, she's crying. Okay, stop it. I'm going to kill all of you. Mikey, thank you so much for coming back to radio. Thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. And thank you for just being you. And really, like, a rock station where a guy talks about Christ? Are you kidding me? Thank you, Quimby. What the heck? This is amazing. So anyways, you know, keep the fire alive, you guys. You, too, can be a P1 Hall of Famer. You just have to know the power of your general practitioner, Dr. Papani. Always use that expression.
Thank you so much for this great honor. And thank you to all of you for coming out this morning. Miss Quimby, I love you. Quimby's the best, man. I love it. That was awesome. Even the few ones on stage that are being inducted into the Hall of Famer standing right now in recognition of an awesome speech. She deserves the world. That's right. She deserves the world. Why did she keep saying that? You're working. I don't know. Ashley doesn't have any clothes on. We're by the pool, Mike. All right. I'm lucky I'm not just in my bikini. I was just wondering what was going on. All right. I'm sweating. Gross. Oh, that's really interesting. She might be away from me. She's sitting right next to Sean. You're lucky I'm dressed. Thank you. All right. So here's what we're going to do. We're going to take a timeout. And when we come back, ladies and gentlemen, P1 Danny makes his way into the pool. This guy is a hell of a bitch.
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doing a great job in getting us out here. And our promotions department and our engineering department put together the single most amazing promotion and remote broadcast that I've been a part of. This thing has been amazing, and I'm really stoked to be out here doing this, man. It's pretty cool. We have some news and some things that we still have to get to, and then I want to get to our next inductee, who will be P1 Danny. But I do want to go over some stuff because, you know, there's a lot of stuff that we haven't hit on. First of all, Monday Night Football was last night. No, no, no. Thursday Night Football. The season kicked off. Thursday Night Football. And, Eddie, what happened? Well, it was very similar to when the season ended. The Giants had a victory. Okay. You remember in the Super Bowl when they beat the Patriots? I remember that. The Patriots were 18-0. I remember that. Pretty much, I mean, going to make history. Wow, that's shocking. Remember when Eli Manning threw that ball and David Tyree made that circus catch? That's right. And then it was kind of over from there. Hey, Eddie, wasn't the Patriots were undefeated? They were 18-0, Mike. Hey, we still had a great regular season. Like 16-point favorites. I mean, one of the biggest upsets. It's a shame they didn't wrap the season up. Still got three rings. Still got three rings, though. It's pretty much ruined everything. But anyway, the Giants, they beat Washington.
16 to 7. There it is. Let's see. Governor Palin, vice presidential nominee. I guess she's bringing in cash for both of the parties, right? Oh, yeah. People are very inspired by Governor Palin on both sides. The Republicans, John McCain, his campaign raised $10 million in just the first few days after announcing her as his running mate. Skrill. And then the Obama campaign. Always. They donated. Okay. Wait a minute. Hang on, Eddie. That's it. Oh, my God. Hang on. Just because she's a woman, Eddie, doesn't mean she's endorsed by a maxi pad company. You're right. Okay. Doesn't mean that she can't be alone. I mean, really. Wouldn't it make sense? Doesn't mean that she can't be. Was the money from Midol? Okay, whatever. Pampering. And then on the other side, the Democrats were so fired up after Palin gave her speech at the Republican National Convention that Obama raised $10 million.
just from the time she gave her speech until late yesterday. What do you know about that? So she's definitely getting people going. Chicken feed, Mike. Yes. Beyonce says that she's over being a pop star. So are we. What is that about? Aren't we all? Really? What's the deal with that? Well, yeah, Beyonce was being interviewed, and here is her quote. I'm over being a pop star. I don't want to be a hot girl. I want to be an icon. And I feel like I've accomplished a lot. I feel like I'm highly respected, which is more important than any award or any amount of records. And I feel like there comes a point when being a pop star is just not enough. Oh, that's so dumb. What is that about? Wow. Well, I think everybody can relate, and everybody is definitely right there with you. We were all thinking it, right, Mike? That's right. The Carolinas are watching for Hurricane Hannah, and Ike is still waiting in the wings. Yeah. He's on deck. He is on deck, yeah. That's a punch. Yep. So they say Tropical Storm Hannah is expected to hit North Carolina or South Carolina on Saturday. Right now, just a tropical storm. Possibly West Carolina. That's right. You never know. You don't. You just. You never know what will happen in West Carolina. There's no West Carolina.
And they say Hurricane Ike right now is a Category 3 storm and could hit Florida as soon as Tuesday night. South Florida or East Florida? Sky 2. Question. Oh, no. Do you like that? And Sky 2. Okay. And take it away, Sky 2. Back to you in the booth. Yes, back to you, Sky 2. There's no booth. Are you there? I mean, we're all sitting here at a table. Hello. Great. Let's see. What else is going on? Ed McMahon. House Troubles again. Yeah, so you'll probably remember Ed McMahon, his house was going into foreclosure, and then it made big news, and then Donald Trump stepped up and was like, I will buy your house, Ed McMahon, and then I'll lease it back to you because I'm such a nice guy, right? Is that what was going to happen? I thought he was just going to pay for it. No, no, Mike. Dude, I didn't know that he was going to lease it back to him. Yeah, well, I guess in the time when, you know, Donald Trump was calling his press conference and whatever, somebody had already come in and bid on.
Ed McMahon's house. Well, that deal has now fallen through. Ed McMahon is now facing foreclosure on his Beverly Hills mansion again. So we'll see if Trump will follow through. This is a gnarly story. Two Lincoln High students were arrested for a stabbing. Yeah. Okay, so I guess this went down during lunchtime yesterday on campus. Lincoln High School on Imperial Avenue. And I guess a fight broke out. And the weapon, I guess somebody had been, you know, watching a little bit too much of The Dark Knight, was a pencil. The victim was stabbed in the stomach and in the back of the head with a pencil. That sounds like... Prison, not high school, man. So, yeah, two students there at Lincoln High have been arrested. That's awful, man. Last night, McCain accepted the GOP nomination. Yep, McCain. I watched a couple of minutes of him. Very inspiring speech. Is that Dixie you're whistling there?
Yeah, it's pretty crazy the amount of protests and protesters at the Republican National Convention. I don't know if you, I was watching some footage when I got into the room last night. And, I mean, people somehow got into the convention and were protesting and being dragged out when McCain is speaking and they're screaming. Yeah. Bunch of idiots. Some mess. That's what it was. Now, this is part of McCain's speech last night. Cut nine. I fell in love with my country when I was a prisoner in someone else's. I loved it not just for the many comforts of life here. I loved it for its decency, for its faith, and the wisdom, justice, and goodness of its people. I loved it because it was not just a place, but an idea, a cause worth fighting for. I was never the same again. I wasn't my own man anymore. I was my country's. See, I, listen, a friend of mine turned me on to this thing called contrarian. Have you guys ever heard that word, contrarian? No. Nope. The concept of contrarian is very interesting to me. Basically, the concept is, if everybody's thinking this way, you do this. And the reason is because it's really different, and people go, wow, that's really different.
I wish that one of these guys, and I'm including Obama because his speeches are written too. I think it would be really cool if somebody would get up there and somebody would give them the advice to say, listen, just talk from your heart. Just say whatever's going on and what you really feel and let's see what it sounds like. And I have a feeling that somebody went up there and just really spoke from their heart. But I'm telling you. the whole concept of hearing everybody with such planned speeches and the whole deal, I just want to hear what somebody really is, what's going on in their guts. You know what I mean? And one of these days, they're going to catch on to that, and it's actually going to happen. Cindy McGain. Ah, McGain. Cindy McGain talked last night. Cut to. It's going to take someone of unusual strength and character, someone exactly like my husband, to lead us through the reefs and currents that lie ahead. I know, John. You do? You can trust his hand at the wheel. Oh, wow. But you know something? What? But I've always thought it's a good idea to have a woman's hand on the wheel as well. Oh. I will tell you something.
That's a terrible idea. I don't think that one moment of that had been planned. I think that every moment there was something that just came off the top of her head. Let me tell you something. Come on, everybody. So anyway, that was a big deal last night. Should we move on? Should we do another induction right now? Of course. Do you guys like another induction into the P1 Hall of Fame? Ladies and gentlemen, we are about to induct P1 Danny into the Hall of Fame. And I believe Sean is our man. Now, this might be good because P1 Danny is the guy that started P1 Sight. And P1 Danny, even at this moment, is holding up a...
Big placard that says, I heart Sean. Yeah. And I know both of these guys are, you know, Internet and Google Web people. Yes, they are. Greetings. Greetings. Talking about the HTML dot. Oh, shut up. That's right. Backslash, backslash. Look at Sean. Shut up, you guys. Sean's adjusting the microphone. He's a very tall guy. He's taking a swig of a little spring water. He's about to speak to everyone. Okay. May he please? Oh, he's taking off the... Okay, that was unnecessary. You don't need to drop it on the floor. Sean just took his own windscreen for the microphone out of his pocket and is placing it over the microphone. He took the old windscreen off and tossed it on the floor. That's so unnecessary. Me, me, me, me, me. Okay. Foghorn. This is ridiculous. How was that?
How do I sound? Is that right? You sound great. You're fine. How do I sound? Oh, that's a little hot. A little hot. You're over-modulated. Hot mic. You're over-modulated. Please. Ladies and gentlemen, members of the Academy. No. Wrong speech. Wrong speech. Members of the foreign press. No. Thank you. Not here. And members of the opposite sex. What? I'm here today to induct a man that hardly needs an introduction to... Those diehard P1s. Today, I'm here to induct P1 Danny. Yes. Now, as I understand it, he was born in Milwaukee to Romanian immigrants. Is that true? Who wanted to become doctors. Not true. It's not true. Or maybe he was born to a doctor who hated walking in Romania. I don't think that. Okay, I don't. It's all confusing. Second thought. I think he was born in Romania, delivered by a doctor who was drinking old Milwaukee. No, I don't. I don't get it. But what matters now is what he's done to get into the P1 Hall of Fame. That's right. Yep. You hear him on the show from time to time. You can hear him on the P1 podcast on P1Site.com. That's true. Speaking of which, this is the man.
who created P1Site.com. That is true. A community. And, dude, that is why you are up here today. That's right. That is true. Now, I would like to take just a moment to reflect on some of the other things that P1 Danny has done. Oh, boy. This is going to be bad. Really? And now that we're done with that, we can move on. Sean is unbelievable. He's unbelievable. That is hysterical. I would like to point out that this is more than just a mere handshake and a pat on the back. Because, dude, you're not getting that from me. This is actually a recognition for a job well done. And from one nerd to another, dude, extremely well done. That's right.
Your HTML. Here we go. Greetings. Better form than Skye's breasts on a straight-haired day. Weird. What the? What is so weird? Mike, 907. What just happened? Your CSS. Oh, my gosh. What the hell is that? Your DHTML. What? XML. What's he talking about? I don't know. XHTML. Huh? And RSS. He's just saying alphabet. Fewer errors than when Ashley tries to form a two-word sentence. There's only two words in there. Only two words in the sentence. Think about it. Think about that. There's only two words. How do you mess it up? But most importantly, P1's site has been completely SEO'd, and we know how important that is. What does that mean? What does that mean? It's true. Danny's explaining it to Quimby right now. May I? He has the floor, Mike. May I? Sorry about that, Sean. May I? Sorry, go ahead. Yes, it's true. Hold up. I'm sorry. Go ahead. I didn't mean to interrupt you. May he please? I didn't mean to interrupt you. It's Sean's time. May I? Sean's time. You may. I'm sorry, Sean. I didn't mean to interrupt you. I wasn't trying to interrupt you. He's apologized. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to interrupt him. Oh, my gosh. I didn't mean to interrupt him. May I? May I? Please. I mean.
It's true. There are a few widgets on P1Site.com. What is that? They prefer little people. They prefer to be called little people. There's something called timing. I'm really trying to execute it. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. You're writing comedy to us. I'm sorry. Let's move on. Do the joke. Start from the top. We'll pretend like it's the first time. I'd rather not. I won't mess it up. The thing that sets Danny apart is that he took one of the P1 rules and took it to the next level, and that is turn others into P1s. And with P1Site.com, he does that in spades. And we appreciate that so much. So the bottom line for me is this. P1 Hall of Fame without Danny is like an if-then loop without comparison operators. Mike, I don't know what he's talking about. It's completely pointless. You know what I mean? No. For the record, Danny laughing hysterically. I don't know what is going on. He's the only person here laughing and getting it. Only person. Computer talk. And, dude, your choice of server-side scripting languages, PHP.
which stands for PHP Hypertext Preprocessor. And I know what you're thinking. I know what you're thinking. How could an acronym have the acronym in the first word of the acronym? Nerds everywhere. Nerds everywhere saying how true it is. It's called a recursive acronym. After the show, I'll be happy to discuss it with anyone who wants to. No one wants to. The line form's over there. Nobody's standing there. So please join me in congratulating a great P1, a really decent guy, Danny. Welcome to the P1 Hall of Fame. Yeah, baby. The sign is lifted out in the audience. I have a man crush on P1 Danny. And Sean is presenting him with his jacket. My lord, this is you. All right, Sean. I mean, like Sean should be talking. I know. For goodness sake. How rude. Sean is handing Danny his jacket. Right. He is now going to step up to the podium. Here is P1 Danny's acceptance speech at the podium. Oh, Sean forgot to give him his plaque. Oh, you are the worst. Oh, no, Sean. Don't drop it. Danny is about to speak. Nice. So uncomfortable. My face face thanks you, Sean. There it is.
Good morning, P1s. As you know, P1 Danny, it's been an incredible year, and we started the site just short of a year ago after the 28-hour show 2007. It's been an incredible journey becoming friends with all seven of you. P1 Quimby here has become one of my best friends, and I think of her as an older sister now. So cool. P1 Spaceboy. Awesome. Helps me run the site, keeps the audio up to date. And in a couple weeks, we'll have a full year of Mikey's show archives. Nice. Wow. Adjusting the mics are. To Eddie, Sky, Sean, Ashley, Mikey, Rob, Zeth, you guys are an incredible morning show. Nothing like it out there. I remember when I first started listening, it was the Amy stalker stuff.
No, that's right. Eddie, do you remember? Eddie, do you remember? That's what got me hooked. I'm just saying, dude. And shortly after was the 28-hour show. And that was just, like Spaceboy said earlier, just real radio. Nothing I've ever heard like it. That was this girl that was crazy, and she wouldn't leave Eddie alone, and she was crying. What happened? What happened? Something bad. Did Sean get touched? He just got touched. Sean just took his headphones off. Sean, don't go anywhere. Do not leave. Do not leave. What happened? He's running. He's running away. Did he get touched? Did he get touched? Sorry, Danny. Sean's a germaphobe. That is awesome. And Eddie touched him. Eddie touched him. Anyway. Two P1 Peaches, P1 Sanjaya, P1 Quimby, P1 Spaceboy. They helped me run the P1 podcast, and it is an incredible. group of people. There are amazing P1s on P1's site, and we've just made it a community. It's not just a fan site, but it is a style of life for these people. And it cannot be done with the P1s that are in front of me without them, and the P1s that are sitting right here next to me. So I thank you all, and have a good day. Ladies and gentlemen,
We have one more inductee. After a quick break, we will be inducting P1 Sanjaya. Good morning, San Diego. You can watch us right now online at MikeyShow.com, and we'll be back from Harrah's Rincon. Let's rock 105.3. I was out golfing with my future son-in-law when he gets a text message that says Code Blue. He swims across a water hazard and runs off the course. I don't know what this Code Blue is, but... It better be good enough for my little girl. Code Blue? Oh, yeah. All of us bartenders know about Code Blue. It usually happens around happy hour when a guy orders a Coors Light in a cold-activated bottle. The label turns blue, and then he makes the calls. Code Blue. Pass it on. We have Code Blue. The cold-activated bottle from Coors Light. The mountains on the label turn blue when your beer is as cold as the Rockies. Frost-brewed Coors Light.
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Coming out of Del Mar now all the way up to the accident scene. Quite a messy situation there. South 5 still suffering from a looky-loo slowing from Poinsettia Lane to La Costa on that side. South 15 has improved quite a bit, though, looking pretty good out of Escondido. Just a minor delay via Rancho. Another brief slowdown around Poway Road. Westbound 56 still finding some leftover brake lights here at a Santee up over the Mission Trail Summit from a couple of accidents now clear there. The 8's good to go. The 94's looking good in the downtown. 805 northbound, though, still finding a heavy backup coming up through North Park. There's an accident clearing just a bit before the 8 freeway as you head over Mission Valley. I'm Rick Lawrence on Rock 105.3. The Cricket Wireless Studios. You guys show the best there is. There's nothing better in San Diego. K-I-O-C. San Diego's Rock 105.3. The Mikey Show's P1 Hall of Fame induction ceremony continues live from Harrah's Rincon Casino and Resort on Rock 105.3. Welcome back, folks. Make some noise. We are poolside at Harrah's Casino and Resort here in Valley Center. And it's very cool, man. We got a lot of people out here right now. And everybody is welcome to come out and join us poolside. And it's not just going to stop here because tonight.
It's going to be going off. Yeah, party on, Mike. That's right. That's right. Party on. Swing. Boston Rob is engaged to be married, and it doesn't have a date set right now. He's still trying to put that together. But still going to have a bachelor party. Duh. Why not? Going to have a bachelor party tonight at 9 o'clock, and every listener hearing my voice right now is invited. It is free to everybody as long as you say that you are a P1. Oh, and by the way, the Hawaiian Tropic Girls will be there tonight. That's right. Now we will have a small supply of limited edition Boston Rob commemorative t-shirts. And AJ, can you hold this up and show everybody what that thing looks like? That's the back of it right there. It says Bachelor Bash 08. And on the front of it, it looks like a jersey. It's like those tuxedo t-shirts. It's made to look like a Boston Red Sox jersey, but it says Boston Rob on it. It's great. It's awesome, man. You finally made the team, bro. Right? There it is, dude. Awesome! Okay, folks, it is time. It is time for our last inductee of the morning into the Mikey Show P1 Army Hall of Fame. Unbelievable. Ladies and gentlemen, Ashley will be inducting P1 Sanjaya. Ashley is making her way up to the podium. Why is she walking like that? She doesn't realize that's inappropriate to walk like a...
Well, kind of like a Nazi. SS officer. I think she thought that that was just being official. Why is she in her bikini? I don't know. Test one, two. Test one, two? You're good. Ashley, we can hear you. You're fine. Your mic's on. Yeah. Good morning, San Diego. There it is. Killer impression. It's the way that Sanjaya says good morning on the phone. Well, well, this truly is a pleasure. Mike. You know, this is ironic. It's a lot like her valedictorian speech. Okay. Attention, fellow P1 patrons. My name is Ashley. A patron's a customer to rest on. And although I have never done an inauguration before, I'm pretty sure that this... Inauguration. I'm pretty sure that this is the... part where I say really inspirational and moving big worded statements about my friend and co-American Idol finalist P1 Sanjaya. That's right. Ashley was on the show. She was not a finalist. There was only one way for me to be able to express my massive abundance of admiration for this fine gentleman. Okay.
And that is through song. No. Cut the mic. Cut the mic. Do it. Can we cut the mic? No. Nobody wants it. Nobody wants it. It's through song. No, it shouldn't be. By the way, she's reading this off the notepad that Harris provides for you to write notes on in your room. By your phone. That is well prepared. Oh, Sanjaya, you sang away with our hearts. This is the worst. Page flip. What? That's not even true.
That's the worst. Oh, Sanjaya. Rob, can you? Look at Rob's face. His mouth is taping open. Congratulations, Sanjaya. You have certainly earned your spot in the Hall of Fame. I don't know. And remember, you are waiting to die. No, this isn't a junior sale impression. With that said, it is now honor and pure pleasure from one American Idol to another that I welcome P1 Sanjaya into the Mikey Show P1 Hall of Fame. Sanjaya. I'm glad that's over with. Sanjaya. Here he is.
We have been officially inaugurated. No, no, no. Giving each other a hug. Wrong word. Again, the wrong word. You're going to get sweat all over you, Sanjaya. Sorry, Sanjaya. Sanjaya wins the award for it. I'm a little sweaty, sorry. Oh, wrong. Sanjaya, sorry about her sweat all over you. That's weird. He's being presented with his jacket now. It says P1 Sanjaya on the back. He's getting his plaque that says P1 Sanjaya. P1 Peach is out in the audience holding up a sign that says P1 Sanjaya. Good morning, San Diego. And Sanjaya is going to put down his things and make an acceptance speech up at the podium now. He is walking up to the podium. Sanjaya. Ashley, that was beautiful. It was my pleasure. It was my pure pleasure. Probably your only fan, but I'm your number one fan. That's right. All that matters. That's right. That was an insult. First things first. Good morning, San Diego. Put it on the board. That was the most spot-on Sanjaya Malikar imitation ever. I want to thank the Mikey Show for everything they have done for us fans. These people, the Mikey Show cast, have led us in their lives.
Many ways. That is true. Many other ways. I don't know. I wrote it big so I wouldn't fumble, and I'm fumbling right now. Just read it right off the paper, bro, and you'll be good. It happens. It happens. Even to professionals. No. And Sky. Sanjay, can you read the news? Hey. That was really messed up, Eddie. Who said that? You did. All right. There's not enough time in the day to tell you how much I love you guys. I mean, but I do love you guys. Sky loves her ham. Oh, that's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. It almost defies definition. The sign out in the audience says ham. Okay. Well, it doesn't. Beautiful. San Diego is lucky to have this number one radio show in our city. So I'm so honored to be part of the P1 Hall of Fame. I never realized it contributes so much to this awesome show. This means a lot to me. I'm so glad that I'm going to be a part of the history. Let me just end this with from Hillcrest to Seacrest. Thank you. There it is, ladies and gentlemen. And with that, you have seen every, all seven members of the 2008 Hall of Fame industry. That's him right there, folks. Big round of applause for him. Very, very nice. You're worth it. Very, very nice.
Folks, we are going to be continuing to do our broadcast from out here. That is your Hall of Fame right there, man. That's all of them. Class of 2008. Class of 2008. And if you're listening right now and you want to be here next year when we're doing the Class of 2009, you know what to do. You just got to be on the phones. That's right. You just got to be on the phones. You got to be calling us, and you got to make sure that you are dialed into the Mikey Show, and you can be standing up there next year when we do our induction next year. We're going to keep the broadcast going out here. We've got a lot of stuff to tell you about. A lot of things happening in the news. And, by the way, your phone call is at 570-1053. Love to hear from you. In Oklahoma, there's a weird story. Weird story coming out of Oklahoma where apparently there is some kind of phone scam going on in the state that pulls on the heartstrings of Oklahomians. Is that the deal? Yeah, it's a new scam that's going around the country, so they're warning people. Here's what we're going to do. We'll take a break, we'll come back, and we'll tell you all about it. Don't go anywhere. It's the Mikey Show, live from Harrah's Rincon. It's Rock 105.3. Every day, more and more guys are stepping up, reasserting themselves, becoming not just guys, but men. How?
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Ash, what is this called again? Rihanna Disturbia. It's the name of the song. It's a really good name for a song, Rihanna Disturbia. Disturbia. Get it. Get it. Stop it. No. No, you should probably, yeah. Leave it. Set it down and walk away. Forget you even had it. Welcome back. It is 934. Hundreds of people showed up to Carlsbad City Hall last night to protest the proposed area code change. All right, so before we left, by the way. Welcome to everybody sitting out in the audience here at the Harrah's Rincon out in Valley Center. Yeah. We are poolside, and the weather's starting to heat up out here. Oh, yeah, it is. It's going to be awesome out here today. I'm sweating, Mike. Oh, come on. Well, that has nothing to do with, I mean, this. She's starting to glisten. Yes, she is. Oh, yuck. Everywhere. Very glisteny. Well, listen. Anyway. Before we went to break, we were talking about how Sky was going to tell us about this, I guess, scam that's going on in Oklahoma. Yeah, right now it's going on in Oklahoma, but with, you know, lots of scams that involve the Internet or the telephone or whatever, they kind of tend to spread. So just a little heads up. So this is the way the scam goes down. You get a call telling you that a loved one of yours has been in a fatal car accident. Oh, my gosh. And then.
They say, but, you know, I can't give you any of the information, so what you need to do is you need to call our trooper on the scene right now at this number. Well, the number starts with star 72. And I guess if you enter star 72 and then a number, it, like, transfers your phone service over to somebody else, and then they can rack up all these charges on your bill. So they tell you that your loved one's been in a fatal accident. Of course, anybody who hears that is going to follow any instructions. So the police say, hey, if any of your loved ones is ever in a fatal accident, we never call and tell you on the phone. We always come to your door to give you that kind of news. Don't fall for the scam. And, of course, never do the star 72 and then the number if somebody tells you to do that. And I will say right now, you guys know me, really heavy in my faith. Those people that pull those kinds of deals, bad. Very bad. And they're going to have a real lot of explaining to do. So that's one thing that we were going to talk about. Also, I wanted to let people know that the movie Ghostbusters 3 is in the works. What? That's right. Yes. Ghostbusters 3 is in the works. I mean, I think we've all been waiting for it. Who are you going to call? The Ghostbusters. Wow.
They're young, and they know what that is. Not bad, man. Slimer. It is in the works, and they say all the original stars are going to participate, including Slimer, I guess. Peter Venkman. Bill Murray's still alive? Yes, he is. He actually is. Yeah, and then they say that they have hired two writers from the NBC show The Office to write the screenplay for Ghostbusters 3. Really? Yeah. Oh, good. So we'll see. That might actually be good. Our program director, Shauna, wanted me to let everybody know that Nickelback is releasing details about their next album. I don't think Shauna wanted you to do that. Do you say that because Shauna... Absolutely hates the band Nickelback. In fact, she banned them from the radio station. She did. Yeah, she did do that. Oh, wow. Well, yeah, this is going to be their sixth album, and it will be in stores on November the 18th. So everybody put that on your calendar. That's right. You know, the album still doesn't have a title yet, but they want everybody to know November 18th, the big day. Who cares? Let's see. In Detroit.
The mayor of Detroit has pled guilty to obstruction and he has resigned. Yeah, it was all part of his plea deal. to these obstruction charges. I guess it all started a while back when some police officers in Detroit accused him of retaliating them and doing some shady stuff. And then he was questioned about it under oath and was also questioned under oath about sending shady text messages to this chick he was allegedly having an affair with. That was a big deal, the whole affair with the text messages thing. Yeah. Because it was on, like, his city... Issued phone. Issued phone. Yes, yeah, and she was his chief of staff. Now, I remember that was a big story when it came out because of the, like, it got people to asking themselves, man, how much do you text? Because dude was texting a lot, man. Yep, enough for it to, you know, raise a red flag and for people to investigate. So he was questioned under oath back in 04 and 07 in regards to both of these instances. And I guess the judge, you know, came out that.
They believe he lied under oath. So, like you said, Mikey, he has resigned. He pled guilty. He'll get four months behind bars. He also has to pay the city back a million bucks for all the, you know, costs that they've incurred because of this shenanigans. Please stop calling me. He will lose his license to practice law and then cannot run for elected office for the next five years. Wow. Yeah. Pretty scandalous. Hey, before the game last night. The Giants signed Plaxico Burris to a new contract. Five years, $35 million. Oh, my goodness. For Plax. Yeah, but Eddie, after taxes, that's only like 15 mil. Oh, well, still pretty decent. That's a lot of money. Yeah, he went out and had a big game, caught 10 balls for like 135 yards. Yep, I've done that. Been there, done that. Well, no, we have not. Been there, done that a ton of times. I couldn't even throw the ball. I did too. I did too. I did too. That's awesome. Third try. Third try, Mike. Yeah, it was your third try. And every try looked like a girl. Third time's a charm. All right, well, moving on. In Minnesota, they had to use tear gas to get rid of protesters there. What were they protesting?
The Republican National Convention, Mike. Whatever. Please, what else would they be protesting right now? Yeah, tear gas and something called percussion grenades. I don't even know what the heck that is. Rob's had a couple of those. Yeah, you know that? Well, Rob. Percussion grenades, like drums. Tommy Lee comes out. They go off and it sounds like Neil Peart doing a solo. Yeah, they estimate about 200 people were arrested in the anti-war protest. They were chanting F the police. The police obviously weren't fans of that chant that they were doing over and over and over. Yeah, they were warned not to go over the bridge leading to the convention center and tried to do it anyways. And that's when the tear gas came out and people were arrested. What did they hope to accomplish doing that, Sky? To diminish the cause of the Democratic Party. Mission accomplished. Yeah, they did a great job. They got it done. They definitely got it done last night. Weak. Let's see. I know that this is going to be really, really good. Let's listen to Robin Williams on David Letterman. No, Mike. No, Mike. Don't. Talking about Sarah Palin cut 25.
Still feeling the pale in love. I'm just so glad she came right from the prom with that hair. I just said that hair needs a tiara. Yeah. I was amazed in the middle of her speech she didn't just take out a baton and go, everybody have a good time. Yes, indeed. Everybody. Yeah, what are you going to do now? I'm going to play glasses like Sandra Bullock? And that Tina Fey meets Fargo accent is working really well. I don't know right now. I've just been drilling for a while. There it is. Don't say it right now. It must have been surprising to you. Was it surprising? It was surprising. It looked good. Hold on. This is a convention. Hold on. Wow, look at that hot-looking woman on the stage. Take off the glasses, mama. Let's get real. I don't know if that's the reaction. Shucks and all. Shucks and all. What kind of accent is that that he does? I don't know. Annoying. Every time I hear it, I'm like, there's an affectation to the voice, but I don't know what it is.
It's an unfunny accent. It's the worst accent of all time. I always want to like Robin Williams' jokes. I just can't get into them. It's funny, Mike. All you've got to do is change your voice and you are a genius. You're hysterical. Sean, you will be able to relate to this. Last night on The Tonight Show, germaphobe Howie Mandel was talking about how he's got a star in the Hollywood Walk of Fame now. Cut 31. It's so exciting and thrilling. It's better up until then, and I spoke about this this morning, the biggest thing, I have a stain on Sepulveda Boulevard in the valley. Really? Yes. A stain? Near Sherman Way. It's a little, it's a dark stain, but it's mine and it's my mark. And if people are in Hollywood, in the Hollywood area, I want to mention, don't step on it, please. I am a germaphobe, and I spent the whole afternoon, I've covered it in saran wrap. So just walk around it, point at it, don't step on it, don't touch it. Okay? It's to look at. He at least will fist bump. Sean does not like fist bumping. No way. In fact, Sean, Eddie's holding up a fist right now, so is Ashley, and Sean doesn't appreciate it. Sean has a very, I think, slick way of getting out of handshakes. And I've experienced it a few times since we've been here. And actually, we had some friends come over to the house, and he did this with friends.
How does that go? They come over, they put their hands out to shake his hand, and he goes, oh, I have a cold. I would shake your hand, but I have a cold. So he blatantly lies. Yeah. He just doesn't want to go through the whole explanation of being a germaphobe. And he makes it like, oh, I'm being really considerate of you when it's really he's disgusted by you. I'm doing you a favor. It's kind of what he does. Really the deal. I think Sky has new releases that are coming out this weekend in movie theaters. Yeah, there's just one big release. Theaters. Sorry, Sky. There's just one big release this weekend, and that's the new Nick Cage flick, Bangkok Dangerous. Never. Come on. Never. Never. It looks so awesome. It does not look awesome, Sean. No. It looks. Killer. You're a clown. Terrible movies. Terrible movies. I can't wait. It looks awful. I can. I can wait. I can wait. Forever. I'm waiting well. I'm just saying, you shouldn't. I'm good waiting. In fact, I'll wait so long, I won't see it. Yeah. I'll wait so long, I'll forget it was even ever a movie. That's true. Yeah. Cut 46. I can't hear anything. It sounds exciting. No idea what that is. It sounds exciting and low. Yeah.
Very low and very bad. Let's try. Let's see if this next clip's any better. Cut 47. No, it isn't. Not much better. Let me hear his acting. That's your favorite part, Sean, right there? Yeah, it is. Yeah, that sounds great. Every single movie, he does the same thing. Every time, Mike. It doesn't matter what. I don't know what the character is. It sounds like this. It's awful. And Sean loves him. You have trouble with subtlety. It's okay. It's okay. No, that's not subtle. That's your problem. It's all right. Yeah, that's right. Nothing subtle. It's not him. It's me. It's not him. It's me. So there it is. Oh, man. Let's see. Keith Olbermann is, from what I understand, not very happy about the fact that
They showed a 9-11 tribute video at the Republican National Convention. And apparently he shared his displeasure. Cut 14. I'm sorry. It's necessary to say this, and I wanted to separate myself from the others on the air about this. If at this late date any television network had of its own accord showed that much videotape and that much graphic videotape of 9-11, and I speak as somebody who lost a few friends there, it, we. would be rightly eviscerated at all quarters, perhaps by the Republican Party itself, for exploiting the memories of the dead and perhaps even for trying to evoke that pain again. If you reacted to that videotape the way I did, I apologize. It is a subject of great pain for many of us still and was probably not appropriate to be shown. We'll continue in a moment. Man, I want to see what it was, dude. I want to see what it was. I mean, you used the word... tribute right it was a tribute yeah but you know me i always go everybody reacts to things differently and if that was his feeling whatever in fact there was a part of me that that thought to myself when i first heard him say it i thought i get the exploitation factor sometimes i do feel like sometimes there is some from the network's minds like man we really gotta you know put the whole
death quotient up in this to really pull the... No, it's not sad enough. We've got to add some more stuff. But that could be my opinion. Eddie, you may have the opinion of like, hey, dude, any tribute's a good tribute. Well, what are we supposed to do? Not talk about it? No, no, no, no. I just don't understand. No, no, no. I don't think that that's the deal. I think there's a middle ground there. But we didn't see it, so we don't know what it was. Yeah, that's the thing. That's what I'm saying. I want to see it so bad. The guy was on SportsCenter. What's up? That is true. I don't know. I just can't. He was upset, man. Apparently. He did not dig it. I think I have some of it. Do you want to hear it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hold on. Oh, my gosh. Let's see what we got. They posted on YouTube, some of it. Let's see what we got. You're on YouTube. You're on YouTube. All right, you need your two side. You're a two. You're a two. 444 days America held hostage. Then again, at our embassies, our Navy, all was on those who believe in God and hopes for reward, who obey God's command to kill Americans, as they did. The date was September 11th, 9-11. This enemy sworn to our destruction has been at war with us for decades.
This we now know. Jihadists are still intent on attacking civilization. Freedom. The very soul of America. What are they showing, Sean? A lot of visuals of, like, planes going into buildings and people running through the streets of New York. Buildings going down. We never chose to fight. Wow. And for too long we've looked the other way. But the enemy is wrong. This is a war. America will win. We'll have a president who knows how. Yeah, I don't like it. We remember where we was, basically. I don't like it. I'll tell you why. I'll tell you why I don't like it. I feel. See, my brother and I have talked at length about this. The President Almond Joy in Iran. Really good. Almond Judd. The coconut with the almond. Tasty. Yeah. Sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes you don't. My brother put it perfectly with this dude. He says that dude is in a can't lose situation. What he does is.
With his people, he creates fear. And the fear is the United States. And he creates a level of fear that gets so high that the Iranians say, wow, we got it. What do we do? You're right. This is awful. And he offers himself as the solution. He says, the enemy is so terrible. Big bad United States is so awful. And I can bring us out of this. I can be the one to help us out. And the Iranians elect him, and he's in a no-lose situation. Okay. I felt like listening to that and then asking, Sean, well, what are you seeing? And it's the buildings and the planes and the stuff coming down. It feels to me like a fear tactic. Now, that doesn't mean that the enemy isn't out there and that the enemy doesn't exist because he does. I guess that they're just, that seemed very... contrived and in a, and very like, uh, Hey everybody, it's really, man, look at how awful, awful, awful. And man, look at the enemy and dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah. And I'm just like, I kind of get, I kind of get where Olbermann's coming from on that. I'm a conservative. You guys know me, man. I'm totally pro Republican, but there, I don't know, man, there was just something in there that I'm like, I agree. It sounded more like a fear tactic than a tribute to me. Oh,
Listen, I didn't hear tribute there. I mean, there's no doubt about it. There's no tribute to the people that died on 9-11 in that to me, in my opinion. But what I hear is a lot of like, hey, you guys, look how awful it is. And listen, we really need somebody that's going to fight those awful enemies that we have. And I'm like, yeah, we do. But I don't know. It seemed a little exploitive. Eddie, what's your take on that? Yeah, I mean, I actually disagree with you guys. I don't think it was a tribute. And if they use the word tribute, that's kind of dumb. But I think that... You know, it's interesting, like we can't forget, you know, if we do get complacent and decide, you know, oh, yeah, that was so long ago, like whatever. Yeah. You know, and there's a lot of people that feel that way that they don't want to be reminded and they don't you know, they don't remember that what happened on our soil. And, you know, if it was, you know, obviously up to me, I wouldn't mind being reminded of it and just put that in my head and go, oh, yeah, you know, I actually do. I would feel safer with a certain candidate as president.
Then the other. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Sarah Palin had another great speech last night. What? Yeah, yeah, yeah. She talked a little bit, did real good. And, man, there's a lot of things that are right about Sarah Palin. First of all, she looks like a librarian. Sexy. Very safe to a lot of people. A sexy librarian. A sexy librarian. A nurturing librarian. Like she's got that pencil on her hair and she can whip it out and go, oh, yeah. Okay. Oh, yeah. Hold on. I don't know that that's going to happen. It's after hours. What's up? Wow. You know what I mean, Mike? It's after hours. What's up? Yeah. You got to shake your hair up. Oh, yeah. I don't want to do that. Shake it out. I don't want to shake it out. Yeah, yeah. Oh, wow. Just like that, baby. Yeah, what's up? Quick timeout and then back. We will be poolside live here at Harris Rincon. Make noise. We'll be back. It's Rock 105.3. The Mikey Show. That's the ultimate hang zone. All right. One day, your teenage daughter will get a call from her friend, Brittany. What's that? A longer call than usual. A rollover call. Seems Brittany has some advice for your daughter's upcoming freshman year.
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Ashley, what happened? Did you accidentally touch Shawnee? Yeah. Oh, no. I really apologized. What part? What and what happened? I don't know, Mike. I just was getting my head. Elbow to forearm. I was putting my headphones on, and I guess my elbow bumped his forearm. She's so sweaty right now. I didn't know, and I'm sorry. She's really gross. From my deepest. Yeah. Shawnee, she looks like a Krispy Kreme. From my deepest heart. I'm sorry. From her deepest heart, Shawnee, she's sorry. From her deepest heart. No thanks. Well, listen. It's been an amazing experience out here. It's KIOZ San Diego. Hit it. It's KIOZ San Diego. Hit it. It's KIOZ San Diego. Hit it. Hit it. It's KIOZ San Diego. Hit it. Hit it. Hit it. Hit it. Hit it. Hit it. Hit it. Hit it. Hit it. Hit it. Hit it. Hit it. Hit it. Hit it. Hit it. Hit it. Hit it. Hit it. Hit it. Hit it. Hit it. Hit it. Hit it. Hit it. Hit it. Hit it. Hit it. Hit it. Hit it. Hit it. Hit it. Hit it. Hit it. Hit it. Hit it. Hit it. Hit it. Hit it. Hit it. Hit it. Hit it. Hit it. Hit it. Hit it. Hit it. Hit it. Hit it. Hit it. Hit it. Hit it. Hit it. Hit it. Hit it. Hit it. Hit it. Hit it. Hit it. Please. It's so amazing, man. I am in love with Harrah's. Now, Skye has talked about Harrah's for years. Yeah. She's talked about Harrah's for years because...
She loves this place and comes out here and hangs at this place. Yeah, because, you know, when we first moved here, you know, we lived in North County, and we're like, you know, we don't really have money to go take a vacation somewhere, but we want to get away for a couple days, and Harrah's is a great place. I mean, you feel like you're at a resort when you're out here. Like, I was just dangling my feet in the pool, and, you know, it's like a 20-minute drive, and you're at a beautiful resort, and you can gamble, too. Eddie has known Harrah's since he was about, oh, two. Yeah, I think Eddie's been to every Harrah's across the country. Total Rewards. Yeah, my dad has been a Harrah's member before I was born. And I've been a Total Rewards member since I was 21. So, I mean, it's just, it's unbelievable. They are the top-notch casino hotel establishment in the world. And they treated us, they treated us like absolute gold. And I just cannot say thank you enough. to Harrah's and everything that they did here and everything that they've done, and we just love you so much, Harrah's. Thank you. Please have us back. We'd love to. I also really, really want to acknowledge, and I mean this so sincerely, and I know that Jay knows that I mean it, the absolute best promotion department I've ever worked with in my life. In the world. In the world, in the country. They are absolutely the best.
I'm talking about Jay and Smashley and Nick and Jenny. Thank you guys so much, man, for doing, just exceeding my expectations. And this thing just was amazing out here, man. Also, thank you to the greatest engineer, Kevin, man. He just, dude, you killed it out here, dude. You killed it out here. Just awesome. And also a big, big thank you to one of our ad execs. And that's Mary Weber. She did such a great job getting us all set up out here and getting this thing all dialed in for us. She did a really phenomenal job. And I want to say thank you. Thank you to Farley running the board back at the radio station. Very, very cool. And thank you, Sasha, for doing all the call screening. And I need you to do a little bit more because we're going to take some phone calls at 570-1053, beginning and end of every show. We do open phones, which means that you get to call us right now. and you can come on the air and talk about anything you want. It's an open forum, so you can come on and just talk about anything. So call us right now, 570-1053. We're going to be wrapping the show up here in just a couple of minutes, and we want to get everybody on and get this weekend kicked off. Don't forget, man, tonight's a big night. Oh, yeah. Talk about it. Tonight is a big night, man. Tonight we are going to be partying Boston Rob style. Yeah, B to the Izzo, R to the Izzo. What up?
B-Rob's bachelor party tonight. That's right. Sean is going to be going off. Sean is going to be out of his mind. He's go-go dancing. That's right. Everybody that's hearing my voice right now is welcome to come down tonight at 9 o'clock for B-Rob's bachelor party. Everybody's invited. And you've got to say you're a P1 in order to get into it. And for a limited time, they're going to have limited edition T-shirts for B-Rob's bachelor party to hand out to everybody that comes in for free. Best T-shirt ever. Come see the class of 2008. Congratulations. Awesome. So very, very cool. I just want to say this has been an amazing experience. So cool. This was absolutely my favorite. It went from literally a mess last week to my favorite remote broadcast I think that I've ever done in my career. Well, sometimes you've got to break a few eggs to make an omelet. Thank you, Eddie. You know what I mean? Thank you very much. Yeah, very profound. And this is quite the Denver omelet. That's right. 570-1053 is the phone number. Give us a call. We'll take some of your phone calls. P1 Gunslinger is on the line.
Hey, how you guys doing, Ashley? It's good to hear you're all sweaty. I hope it splashes over on Sean. Just blame it on me. I am so sweaty. Anyways, Mike, I got a phone call this morning from someone, and they said it's Jay, a mutual friend of ours, the guy who built your pool. It's his 40th birthday, and I just wanted to give him a shout-out. Happy birthday. Hey, listen. This guy that they're talking about, he's a cool dude, man. Jay's a cool dude. So happy birthday, Jay. That's really cool, man. Thank you, Gunslinger. Yeah, you guys have a good one. Congrats to all the Hall of Famers. And maybe I'll start calling in again like I used to and get in there. There you go, Gunslinger. Thank you, bro. We appreciate the call. P1. What's ham-pooning? Oh, this guy. I like this guy. There he is. What's up, dude? Cubby. How you doing? Good. Hey, Cubby. Cubby. Hi, Cubby. Hey, Cubby. What's up? Great show today, guys. Great show. You know, I just want to give my congratulations to all the P1s who made it into the Hall of Fame. You know, I can only hope to have an inkling of what they have to get into the P1 Hall of Fame.
But as for the asterisk of the group, P1 Paparazzi, his induction, I think, makes about as much sense and is about as ridiculous as a guy turning down a free lunch. That's true. That's a really great point. Paparazzi shaking his head right now like, why me? Hey, what's hampooning? Thank you very much, dude. I appreciate the phone call. P1 Giants fan is on the line, ladies and gentlemen. Let's see. I'm looking at my screen, but there's something. Hey, I don't know what's up with the red thing flashing on my screen. I'm not sure what that is. Red alert. All right, let me try this. Mikey Show. Let's try again. Mikey Show, can you hear me? Hello? Hello. Hey, this is T1P Shirt.
What's up, dude? Hey, I was calling to see if you can bring back Tyrone and Tortilla. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Well, that would be a question for our program director, who a while back told us, um, you guys, ever since Don Iman did his thing, you really have to be careful. Hey, guys, thank you. That's the, hey, this is all the people that are working in the Harris department. They do all. of the stuff out on the floors. They're going to be serving us and everything. Guys, it's really great to meet you, and I wish I could have said hi. I wish I could have said hi. Thank you. You guys are the best. We'll see you inside, all right? You're worth it. You're worth it. Eat Tyrone. No, Eddie. Yeah, what's going on? Talk to hell. Oh, my gosh. What is happening? What is going on? I'd like to say. Hey, what's up with only one black guy being in the Hall of Fame, man? Well, you know, just like everything that's great, you have to have a token something. That's not cool, man. Well, we're trying to fit the quota. You know what I'm saying? One and done. I don't know what Sanjaya is, but I think he fits the Latino quotient. I'm not sure. I think he's Samoan. All right. Whatever.
570. 105. And there you go. And there it is. We have our first phone call from somebody that was actually out here this morning. It's P1 Mrs. Hydroponics. What's going on? Not too much. What are you asking? Well, we're just hanging out. That's cool. I just wanted to call and say that I had a blast. Thank you for taking pictures with me and all that. We plan out going to Boston Rob's bachelor party. Nice. Awesome. Howdy. Awesome. Yeah, yeah. This is the first event I got to go to, and I had so much fun. Well, I'm glad, and we hope to see you at a bunch more. Yes, absolutely. All right, cool. Well, thank you for calling, Mrs. Hydroponics. Well, you're welcome. Ladies and gentlemen, you may recognize the next voice. His name is P1 Buckley. Oh, oh. He's an angel. What's going on, Buckley? I'm so moved by all these inductions. I'd really like to sing a little bit.
Oh, please. Do it. Race us. Let's hear it. I love that. Hey, hey, hey, you're in the Hall of Fame. That doesn't mean Nickelback. It's Nickelback. Buckley. You are fantastic. You are fantastic. You guys couldn't have picked a better bunch of guys for the Hall of Fame. I'm impressed. There you go, man. There you go. Hey, thank you, Buckley. We appreciate it, dude. Love you guys. I'm out. All right, man. Listen, every Friday. I do this thing, and it's called my testimony. And I'm actually really, really stoked to be saying this today because I was talking to some people poolside about this very topic. And, you know, one of the coolest things is that I realize that a lot of times, man, when I'm giving my testimony, there are so many times where I do it, and it kind of has a real heavy feel to it, which is. That's totally cool because sometimes that's the way it feels. It does kind of feel heavy. Basically, my story is that I've experienced a lot of pain in my life, and I know that there's a lot of people listening right now that you've experienced some pain in your life. But the really cool thing is, and maybe the thing that I don't say enough, is that all that pain, man, all that pain happened to me for a reason. And it's days like today where, you know, Eddie said it best, man. Eddie, earlier you go.
Dude, I love it when you're happy like this when we do a remote, you know? And that's it, dude. That's it, man. I mean, it's like I did go through a lot of things when I was a kid. And, you know, if you want to read my story and the things that I'm talking about, if you go to MikeyShow.com, you can click on the keyword there and just type in the word help. And it'll take you to a help page, and it'll tell you my story, and it'll give you resources. in case you have been through any of the kinds of things that I have. I was addicted to alcohol. And my story is that I got to a point where I knew that I was incapable of being able to change on my own. I was incapable of it because I had been trying to change on my own. And I wasn't able to do it. And so one night while I was laying in bed, I just asked for Jesus Christ to come into my life. And to change my life. And it's been a process. And I can tell you that every single day, I am changing into a different person. But the kind of joy that I experience today is something really new in my life. The smile that I have on my face right now, man, is real. It's real. And a lot of times when I used to smile like that, when I would do events or we would do stuff, the smile was phony. It wasn't real.
I was doing it because I didn't want anybody to know what was going on inside of me. And what was going on inside of me was a lot of insecurity, a lot of low self-esteem, a lot of hurt and a lot of pain. And what's so cool is letting people know that because I made that change in my life, because I asked Jesus Christ to come into my life and for him to take the wheel, the one thing he doesn't do is disappoint. He does not disappoint. He came into my life. He changed me. He's continuing to change me. And I'm happy, man. I'm stoked. And I got really good friends that mean the world to me on this show. And I got a beautiful wife and I got a little boy that I just love so much. And I wouldn't have any of that from the friends to this job, to my wife, to my kid. I wouldn't have any of it unless I had made that choice. to allow Jesus Christ to take the wheel of my life and change my life and do things with it and do stuff that I couldn't do for myself. There are people listening right now that are addicted to methamphetamine. There are people that are listening right now that are going to go out later today. You may even be driving to get yourself a sack of dope right now. There are people that are listening that have eating disorders that people don't know about.
There's people that are listening right now that are dealing with sexual abuse that they've never told a soul about. Nobody knows anything about it. And that happened to me, and I decided to start talking about it. And I urge you to talk to somebody about it, because if you don't, you're carrying around a big, giant sack of shame and guilt and stuff that will make you dirty. It'll make you feel dirty inside. It'll make you feel shameful. It'll make you feel awful. And all of that can be lifted away from you because it was lifted away from me. If you're dealing with a breakup from a husband or a wife, if you're dealing with a breakup from a boyfriend or a girlfriend, if you're going through financial difficulties that seem like they are so powerful, you wish that you were dead instead of alive. I've been in that position. I have cried the most horrendous, embarrassing sounding tears. that you could ever imagine in the privacy of my own home when nobody was there, putting my face into a pillow and crying with sobs that were so, so, so full of emotion and passion. And I can tell you that those days for me are in the past, and I have a new outlook on life that involves a smile, man. And it all came from that love that I experienced that I'd never experienced in my life before.
And it's the love of Jesus Christ. So anyway, I just want to tell you that story. And I want to tell you that you can get help if you go to my help page. And also, we play a song at the end of the show on Fridays. And the song is by a band called Third Day. And the reason that we play the song is because I was driving to work one day and I was listening to the words of it. And it was just tripping me out how great I felt listening to it. Listen to the words to this song. The lyrics are really important. Thank you so much, Harris, and all of you P1s. You P1s are awesome, man. And the lovely and talented Missy's up next. I'll see you again on Monday. Late!