The Mikey Show - Rock 105.3 - 09/12/08

1:30The National Weather Service warned yesterday that people in parts of Texas face certain death unless they leave before Hurricane Ike hits. Well, it looks like the Padres spokesperson was right. Adrian Gonzalez hits two jacks last night as the Padres thrashed the Giants 11-3. Wow. That Padres spokesperson. He knew what he was talking about. He must be real happy. I owe him an apology. Okay, so, Eddie, is Marianne Cucci gone from Channel 739? I mean, is it official? Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. Listen, all I know is that Marianne Cucci went on assignment to China for the Olympics. Okay, now Marianne Cucci is an older Asian woman. Is it Cucci? Is it Cucci? I don't know. I've always said coochie. It's spelled coochie. That's a different word, Mike. You're fine. Say that. Listen, you can't look the word coochie up in the dictionary and have it on anything, okay? Wrong son of any type. Well, they do sell a separate dictionary called the Childhood Dictionary. Yeah, that's a good one. That's a good one. So Marianne Couchie goes to China. And while she's gone, they have Mari Payton.

2:47Filling in. Yeah, because prior to leaving, she was the co-host, the morning co-host of the NBC 739 News. She was the morning co-host and Mari Payton was an on-field reporter. Yes. And Mari Payton is approximately 27, 28 years old. Gorgeous. She's gorgeous. Beautiful young woman. And the Olympics are over. For a while now. They've been over for a while now. And I don't know if Marianne is on vacation. Extended leave. Extended leave or what's going on. But all I know is that Mari Payton continues to do that morning news show on 739. Continues to look gorgeous. And continues to look beautiful. Maybe she found some family members in Beijing. Wait a second. That happens. That happens a lot. That is assuming that she is Chinese. And we don't know really whether or not she is. Okay. But hey, listen.

3:48offered and accepted. Thank you. So our phone number here is 570-1053 and our text number is 35253 and Chantel is back in the studio with us this morning. That's right. Chantel is here to play Battle of the Sexes. That's my girl. She's back. That's to win the Battle of the Sexes. That's so cute. This morning as I was Leaving my driveway, I realized I do not have my watch or wedding ring on, which is always in the same place. And in fact, I take the watch off and I put the wedding ring in the middle of the circle of the watch. I always want them to be together. And I never do this. And I was like, I knew I was kind of late. And so I needed to get a move on. And I knew it was going to take time. And so...

4:49I left and I feel so weird without my watch in wedding room. Margarita rocks. Let's go. Single guys hitting the town. Dollar Corona's tonight, Mike. It doesn't exist anymore. If not wearing that ring meant that you were single, our wives would put super glue on that thing before you could blink your eyes. I am too small so you couldn't get them off. Do you have the white tan line? Oh, yeah. That's too bad. Yeah, my little farmer's marriage. We can get like a brown Sharpie or something. Oh, yeah. So welcome to the program, everybody. And call us up. Beginning and end of every show, open phones, whatever you want to talk about. Yesterday, we didn't get a lot of calls when we were opening up the show. So today, I hope that you make up for it. 570-1053. That's the number. Call us.

5:54Plenty of stuff going on. Ike is a category what now? Currently a category two, but could be a category three once it makes landfall later tonight, early Saturday morning. I'm kind of surprised that it didn't pick up more steam out there. get bigger than a two it sounds like it's a loose or has it always been a two it's never been a three i don't know you know i've heard a lot of different things and the models always seem to change every day you know i know yesterday they were talking about it potentially being a category four but now they're saying a category three right now a category two but just your models say mike my models say category don't know models inc i would think it would be i would think it would be a three yeah It's pretty massive, but it's kind of freaky. America's next top model. It's kind of freaky because, you know, the National Weather Service issued a statement yesterday saying that some Texans face certain death unless they leave. Are people just freaking out? Oh, come on. It doesn't seem, if it's a two, why would they face certain death?

7:00Yeah. Well, the mayor yesterday said if some of you are thinking of writing this out, people are talking about a 20 foot wall of water coming at you. I think I got it figured out why they're doing that. Well, first of all, Texas does. Texas is not as they haven't got one of these in a while. A gigantoid one. Texas hasn't. And so I think they're trying to use as strong of language as possible to to get the people that would normally be stubborn to get up and get out. Those old people that say, I'm not leaving. I've been through more hurricanes than you. Okay, all right. Gramps, but you know what? You should probably split. So I think that's maybe why they are. Let's see. Let's go around the room, introduce everybody, and the phone number again, 570-1053, our text number 35253. I was listening to clips of Governor Palin being interviewed by Charles Gibson, and I was angry. Oh no. I was really mad. Why? In fact, near one of the clips, I wrote the word brutal. Why? What? Because I feel, uh, I think it was, it doesn't sound, it doesn't even give the impression of being a fair and biased interview. It sounds like an attack. Really? Oh, dude, I was listening to it and I'm like, come on, Charlie, give me a break, man. Quit being so like that. Uh,

8:27And I'll play it for you and let you decide. What a bunch of garbage already. Now I'm furious. Calm down, everyone. Let's revolt, Mike. I'm telling you. Screw you, ABC. I'm sitting there, I'm listening to it, and I'm going, I wonder what this would sound like if that was Joe Biden sitting in that chair. Because it is, he asks a question in a very specific context. She answers it. And he comes back with pretty much the same question, which to do, and with a tone, makes it sound like it wasn't answered the first time. Which I go, that's messed up. If we're talking about the same thing. What are we talking about? The Bush Doctrine. No. Oh. No.

9:15Because that happened another place where she was asked about something. Oh, here we go. It came off like she didn't know what the Bush doctrine was. So he then asked her again and then had to define what it was because she didn't clearly didn't know. And this is the deal. This is the deal. The whole thing sounds like to me, I'm going to give her a quiz. It doesn't sound like it was definitely more of like an interrogation. Like, what do you know, dude? And I get that. It was definitely a tough interview. It was a it was a quiz. It was I'm going to get a couple of sound bites here of you not knowing something, which is not indicative of effectively. I'd love to get Barack Obama or John McCain, either one of them. You're going to get the same stuff, either one of them. You're going to be able to find some real intricate stuff that neither one of them is going to know about. And that's what I was hearing. I'm like, oh my goodness, come on now. Yeah, but I'm interested to know what she does know and what she doesn't know because we know so little about her. I mean, this chick has barely traveled out of the country. I would like to know what she knows about foreign policy and what she doesn't know. Let's hear it. I thought she answered pretty well.

10:37There's two parts to this. Sarah Palin being asked about the conflict between Russia and Georgia. Aha! We got you now. I know you're not going to know anything about this. Which, by the way, Charles Gibson, you probably could have asked him two months ago, and he would say, Georgia? Yeah, it's where the Atlanta Olympics were in 94. But he's not going to have the nuclear codes, dude. Understandable. Understandable. But you know, Sky, you know that you can ask. Sky, you have to give me that these questions. First of all, she knows. But just the fact that he's asking something about. Russia and Georgia and specifics about Russia and Georgia. Yeah, she might be the future president. I get it. The only problem that I have with it is, is that if Joe Biden were sitting in that chair, I don't think the questions would be about Russia and Georgia. I think Joe Biden has proven himself.

11:34By losing an election? No, not by losing an election, but because of his history and because of his foreign policy experience. Like, we already know and accept the fact, at least I think so, that Joe Biden, like, he knows Washington, he knows foreign policy. Like, this is what he's been doing for a long, long time. Sarah Palin is, you know, straight out of Alaska, barely has even left the country. So I would like to see her grilled. Sky, yesterday, Joe Biden said that... Hillary Clinton is more qualified to be the vice president of the United States than he is. Did he say she is or she maybe? She is. When I heard the clip, I and then the headline after it was, is the Obama campaign imploding? Well, I guess if, you know, they're going to say if Joe Biden's going to say things like that. Yeah, I have no idea if we have that clip, but we could find it. Plus, I want to talk about Kanye West. He was given, you know, it was like a rally. And I think that in his mind, that was going to sound extraordinarily respectful of Hillary Clinton. You know, like, let's get one thing straight here, okay? Hillary Clinton is more qualified to be the vice president of the United States than I am, okay? Yay! That was such a nice thing to say. And I'm like, my jaw drops off. I'm like, well, then why should we vote for you? Why didn't he pick Hillary? Yeah.

13:04Well, hey, man, you should probably give Barack a call. Right, let him know that. Let him know so he can get that all straightened out. Sarah Palin being asked about Russia and Georgia. Cut six. Let's start with Russia and Georgia. The administration has said we've got to maintain the territorial integrity of Georgia. Do you believe the United States should try to restore Georgian sovereignty over South Ossetia and Okazia? First off, we're going to continue good relations with Saakashvili there. I was able to speak with him the other day and giving him my commitment as John McCain's running mate that we will be committed to Georgia. What insight into Russian actions, particularly in the last couple of weeks, does the proximity of the state give you? They're our next-door neighbors, and you can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska, from an island in Alaska. What insight does that give? So he asks, what insight does it give you being in such close proximity? She's in Alaska, and he's in Alaska with her. Okay, I think I get the question. Let's back it up a little bit and listen again and hear her answer and then pause it. There are next-door neighbors, and you can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska, from an island in Alaska. What insight does that give you into what they're doing in Georgia? Well, I'm giving you that perspective of...

14:29How small our world is and how important. Like what else would it mean in relation to being so close in proximity? I love how he's ready to jump all over her before she's even finished answering. What else does it mean? Can she finish? And listen, I'm telling you this with the most honest of tongue. If I was watching the same interview going down with a Democrat where I felt like. Are we going to have a real show? Because I'm not interested in watching people throwing mud around anymore, whether it's the media or whether it's them at each other. You know, I was talking to my mother-in-law yesterday about the comment that Obama made about lipstick on a pig. And I said, you know, we had a pretty interesting discussion about it on the air this morning. had Sarah Palin in mind when he said it. I said, because I just don't get the political upside of calling Sarah Palin a pig. And she goes, oh. She said, well, I have a little bit of a different take, but kind of similar. I said, what's yours? She said, oh, I think that he had Sarah Palin in mind. I just don't think that he meant to call her a pig. She said, I think that what he meant to do was that comment that she made about

15:58The difference between a bulldog and a hockey mom is lipstick was a very well-delivered, very well-taken, almost like that was a moment. It was a big moment. And so he was just trying to take a little bit of the power out of that moment because it was really powerful. And he's really good at doing that. And then the media turned it into she's a pig. The McCain campaign turned it into she's a pig. McCain campaign. I agree. McCain campaign turned it into she's a pig. And the media. Latched onto that. Latched onto that. Definitely. And ran with it. So what I think happened, and when she said that and I thought about it, I thought, yeah, that makes sense. I thought, that makes sense to me. And it backfired a little bit. He never in his wildest dreams would have thought that people would make the connection that he's calling her a pig. That's crazy. Because that's nuts. But he is. But he was referring to Sarah Palin when he said it. So then my thought was, what if that were the truth? Because I don't know. Maybe it is. Maybe it isn't. Maybe he meant to call her pig. Maybe he didn't mean any of it and none of it was related. Maybe. Who knows? He knows. Well, real quick, you say. Wait, wait, wait. Let me finish this point. Because he means something. I just don't know what it is. So let's just for just a second.

17:28Let's say that that is the case and that, yeah, he was trying to take a little power out of that big thing she said. Let's say that was the deal. There's nothing wrong with saying that if that were the truth, but no politician would do it. Not a Republican, not a Democrat, no politician in the world would do it, even though, man, that would be refreshing. What if he said, hey, listen, the truth is, yes, the comment was meant to take some power. Out of what she said. You know, with all due respect, Governor Palin had a great line. And I was making a little jest and trying to take something away from it. And then the media turned it into, McCain camp turned it into, I'm trying to call her a pig. That's not true. Wow. Everybody, wow, he's being really honest, if that were the case. If that were the case. But Democrat, Republican, no one is ever going to admit something like that, which is such a bummer.

18:30I said, man, I go the next politician that decides he's going to come out and just be honest. Man, it seems like everybody would probably be latching on to that. What were you going to say, Sky? Well, you know, I agree with your saying and what your mother-in-law is saying. Like, yeah, definitely trying to probably steal a little thunder. But then when you were talking about it, I don't know if you misspoke, but you said he was referring to Sarah Palin. And I think he was referring to her comment, but in no way using the word pig was referring to her. And I just want to clarify that because that's obviously not the case. What it was. And I agree that would be totally refreshing for either candidate to do that. It's not a reference about a pig. It's a reference about lipstick. That's what his deal. I mean, when she said that, I was like, yeah, it makes sense to me. It's the it's her lipstick line. Her lipstick line was such a big deal. And so I think he was just trying to I think I don't think he had any ill intention. I think that he was just doing what politicians do. They take something somebody says that's really good and they just try to tweak it a little bit to draw some attention away from it and not make it so big. But it wasn't about pig. It's just too bad, though, if that's the truth, that you can't go. That's what the deal is, because I think that a lot of times, sometimes in my own life, what I'll do is.

19:53Something will happen that will make me instantly start to think, how do I not have to address that? How do I not address that? I don't want to have to address that. And then I realize, wait a minute, there's nothing bad about the truth in this situation. Like, the truth is okay. But it's my instinct sometimes to go, I don't want to lie, but that means I don't want to talk about it. And sometimes I stop and think, eh, it's not that bad, you know? Sometimes the truth, it's not that big a deal. 570-1053. Our text number, 35253. Give us a call or text us. We got a question for the Oracle. P1 Preston. Hello? Are you there? Yeah. What's up? Is this Eddie? It's Mikey, but Eddie's here. Oh, hey, Mikey. Hey, dude. Oh, different. I'm hearing you guys different on the radio. Yeah, you're supposed to have that radio turned down. Well, you know what? Seth was pretty good about it. He did not put P1 Preston. That's actually my mistake. He put Preston. And a P1 knows turn your radio down when you call into the Mikey Show. Yeah, this is my first time calling. That's cool. Hey, dude, did you turn your radio down now? Yes, sir. Okay, cool. Go ahead. I just had a question for Eddie.

21:21I'm a big Chargers fan. I've been a Chargers fan forever now. I just want to know, what's the outcome of our stadium going to be? Are we going to be losing the Chargers to LA? Right now, we're still in limbo. There has been no discussions. We're still in the same situation we've always been in. There is no home for the Chargers right now. I think the Spanos still want to... Find somewhere in San Diego, and Chula Vista is still the number one option, but it's still nothing right now. Because I believe this year they could actually buy out, right, out of their contract, if they choose to, for $48 million. I don't remember that. It's possible, but I don't.

22:15I don't recall that. That the Chargers could buy out of their deal with the city? Didn't we hear a while back, like, there was a certain date, like, if nothing is resolved by this date, then they can start looking other places. But I don't remember that exact date. It's a big mess, man. I mean, it's a big mess. Mess is a great word. The only thing that I'm hoping for is a big season for the Chargers. And, you know, if we come home with a ring, then, you know, you show that to the city and you show that to... potential land sites and go, hey, what are we going to do? Kick out the Super Bowl champions from the city? I mean, give me a break. Yeah, I would like to just be unprecedented. I would love, just like everybody, I'd love to see them not have to play at that dump. Yeah. Too old, man. Look at the Padres. They cried and whined for a stadium, and what are they doing? You think that would happen, Eddie? I mean, they're already good, the Chargers. You know, they're good now. Right.

23:13So, I mean, if your deal they're pressing is, well, we give them a new stadium and then they suck. Well, they don't suck, man. Chargers are pretty good. Padres were terrible when the promises were being made. Well, you know, I mean, baseball is way different than football. You know, in football, there's a salary cap. And, you know, usually teams stay somewhere around that salary cap. And even if a stadium is built, you know, if the Spanos spend money. Whatever happens, they're still going to put a quality football team out on there. And they have their stars locked up through like 2012, most of them. And so, you know, I mean, we're going to have a good football team for a while here. You know, and in baseball, it's up to the owners to choose whether or not they want to spend money on their baseball team. And John Moores has chosen not to do that. This text message says, Mikey, why are you Republicans being such babies in this election? I think that's a fair question. I think that's a fair question. I think I can answer that one. The reason that Republicans are being babies is because what we have to work with is the media. And the media is not us. The media is you. And so they are good to you. They're good to you. And they're not so good to us. And that means that sometimes you got to go, oh, come on.

24:44Come on now. We have one. We do have one Fox. Yeah, you got Fox. We have Fox. And then Fox is too far the other way. Like, they're nuts. I mean, it is surprising that, you know, the media is so in love with Barack Obama that they have not done one of those type of interviews with him questioning his, you know, policy and things like that. With his lack of experience. Well, I know last night McCain and Obama both had sit-downs. I didn't watch the full thing. I know. He's definitely been interviewed, but I don't feel like Barack has had a grill session by the media. Mikey, he should have said put lipstick on a pit bull and it's still a pit bull. Well, then you're definitely saying Sarah Palin at that point. And now you're, like, making up sayings. I mean, you know, putting lipstick on a pig is a saying, you know. It's so ambiguous. Like, you could be talking about, well, that's what the whole deal is. You could be talking about anything, you know. Exactly. It's a well-known saying. And so, hey, guys, just wanted to ask, who's going to pick you up when you fart? The show is the bomb. That's P1 Dude Bro. You guys know what that is, right? That's it. That's right. That old song.

26:04Hey, listen, she got confused. Ashley thought it was fart. You know, she didn't know. I think that's a better line. It happens. Mikey, please play Gopher in the Wind. I missed it yesterday. Thanks for making sure it was. Of course we're going to be playing Gopher in the Wind. Of course we're going to be playing Gopher in the Wind. Come on, scam. Why don't we play Gopher in the Wind? Sky, did you guys kill any more gophers? I didn't kill anything. Well, you live there. So you're responsible. Well, they're bloodthirsty now, Mike. They're bloodthirsty. They got the taste in their mouth. That's it. Yeah. No, the gophers are obviously on some sort of suicide mission. And my husband is in charge of it. Yes. Nice. Yesterday, came home. What's the kill count? Yes. What are we up to? He's out in the backyard in fatigue. Yeah. Yeah. Well, we're... Gopher bags. We're, unfortunately, up to two. The original one that was in the trash can. And I came home yesterday, and he informed me that there was another one. Yeah. And started talking about what a big sucker it was. And then I just said, okay, okay, no more info necessary. Gopher. Then I asked him, I said, well, what did you do with the body?

27:12And he said, I did, you know, respect your wishes. And I threw it over into the orchard for him to continue the circle of life. Yes. There you go. Hopefully something will enjoy. That's so weird. Hopefully a coyote wants it. You know, I hope they do. Yeah, I don't know. We were talking because I don't know if the hawks will go after it. I think the hawks want something moving. I'm not right. I envision Mr. Sky going up. on a forest hill and holding the gopher above his head. Like the lion king. But it's dead. Even flow. No, even flow. Even flow. Smoke him out. The gopher looked like Eddie Vedder. What a trip. Same politics. Hey, I did not get to introduce us, so I'm going to do it real quick. I'm Mikey. Our producer and sports guy is Eddie. Our news girl is Skye. Sean's our sound effects man. Ashley is our assistant producer. Boston Robb is a singer-songwriter who wrote a new song called Gopher in the Wind. And Roosevelt Zethian Oates Jr., the third, Esquire, MD, DDS, Inc. is our phone screener. Nice.

28:33And Chantel is in the studio with us today. Hey, do we have listeners, too? We have listeners in the studio. Nice. Two listeners are in the studio today that won P1 Trivia, P1 Liz, and P1 Slide are in the studio. So we'll be talking to them. And your phone calls are welcome. 570-1053. P1 Mean Gene is hanging on the line. Dude won $135,000 in a poker tournament the other day and wants to tell us about it. Text number 35253. Battle of the Sexes today. We still have that email, the dude that's upset with his HR department. It has to do with perfume and cologne. We'll tell you about it. We're going to play the Movie Word Association game. Ladies and gentlemen, on this radio program, in the 7 o'clock hour, we will be giving you the date of the 28-hour show. David Tell in the stand-up spotlight. So, that's not what I wanted. I wanted balloons with happy faces. Yeah, my brother's a pilot.

29:57I got another brother who's a computer expert, and I'm a comic. We're like some kind of weird A-team. I want to see that mission. We need you to fly into Iraq, get into the computer system, tell a couple of midget jokes, yeah. That'll distract them. Oh, you don't even know what stupid is! The Mikey Show is on. It's about to get old! McDonald's introduces new premium roast iced coffees. Freshly brewed from rich, bold, arapica beans for only $1.89. Choose from regular caramel, hazelnut, vanilla, or sugar-free vanilla. Delicious premium roast iced coffee available all day, every day. Just the way you like it and no parking required. We've got to figure out a way to deal with this. Or what? Critics are calling Lakeview Terrace intense and thrilling. He's trying to chill us! Four stars. Samuel L. Jackson is brilliant. I'm the police! You have to do what I say! A few terrorists rated PG-13 in theaters everywhere September 19th. Padres. Yeah, Padres taking on the San Francisco Giants. You see the score on his face? Yeah, the husband had to turn the game off. He was a little upset. Why? You should be happy that Padres won 11-3. You should go tonight and celebrate country night.

31:18I would love to. What if I told you they're having a concert featuring country music star? Pat Green. Pat Green's going to be there? Yeah, Pat Green's going to blow it up. Wow. So you may want to change your plans. Oh, dang it, because I got tickets for Saturday night. Well, Saturday night, you're getting a Padres six-pack cooler. Oh, that's lovely. Which goes to all the fans. And then Sunday, bring your kids out because they're giving away Padres toothbrush holders. And just lots of good stuff going on. We found a team we can beat. It's the Giants, and that's going to be a fun weekend. All right. So if you want tickets, go to Padres.com or give them a call at 877- Friar Ticks. The 2008 football guides are here and available only at Los Primos Mexican restaurants. Get exclusive pro football coverage, in-depth analysis, and all the latest in fantasy football. Go to one of Los Primos' 11 locations in San Diego to get your guide before they run out. Three days only. A giant tent sale.

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35:35says he's more nervous to host the season premiere of Saturday Night Live this weekend than he was swimming in Beijing. There's a toe epidemic going on with the Chargers. Not only is Antonio Gates dealing with his toe injury, but now so is LT. He missed his second day of practice where the hurt toe says he's going to be fine for Denver, though. What does that mean, he's going to be fine for Denver? It means he's going to play. Well, it means he can play. Yeah. Keep an amount of practice. I bet you it hurts though. Real bad. Dude. Cause if you try cutting and things like that, I mean, Ooh, that's freaks me out. I mean, let me tell you something. When I played football for the university of Colorado. Oh yeah. Yeah. That's where you went. You were a Buffalo. I was a Buffalo. Yeah. Uh, I was on the practice squad, Eddie. And let me tell you, I got that turf toe one year. Oh, boy. Forget it. What was the name of their field? I forget. Actually, it was called Repertoire Theater. You know what? Field. That was not good. Not terrible. Buffalo Stadium. Like, see, that was probably better.

37:00So P1 Mean Gene is on the line. Talk about it. And dude won $135,000 playing poker. Wow. Mean Gene. Dude. How long you been playing? Well, I've been playing poker for, golly, probably going on 10 years. But I actually just started playing online poker for about, I don't know, probably like six months now. You get into one of those satellite deals? Yeah, I got on one of the websites, and how I got into the main poker tournament was winning the satellite tournament. Right, so you won online. Yeah, I went online. And where were you actually playing in a casino? What casino? Well, the name of the site is Full Tilt Poker. No, I know that thing. But where did you end up going and sitting down at a table? Nah, dude, it's online. It's all online? Oh, you can play for real money online again? Yeah, online. I thought they made that illegal. I did, too. I thought you couldn't do that. Did they undo that law? President Bush made it illegal, like you have to, you know. Yeah, you can't win money online playing poker anymore. Is this recent? Yeah. That's not the case because I'm doing it right now. You can log onto the computer if you want. You can put your money in. Sky, what was the deal? Didn't we hear that you couldn't do that? I mean, maybe they undid the law, but let me Google. From last I heard, it was just in the House of Congress.

38:22Yeah, I mean, it wasn't being passed yet. No, because my husband used to gamble online all the time, and all his sites were shut down. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So anyway, so you weren't even sitting at a real table. You did it all online. All online. Oh, my gosh. And you got down to the final deal. And what do you, like, on your screen, what are you looking at? Like a little cartoon table or something? I mean, you can set it up any way you want to. But, I mean, it's basically just like a regular, it looks like a poker table. You can set your background. They have little avatars if you want them. It shows your cards. It doesn't show chips or anything. It just shows chip count. That's basically what you're looking at. Oh, wow. Wow. And you went all the way to the end and 135. So what did they do? Send you money in the mail or something? What you do is when you first log on into it, they ask for your bank account. You have to put money in through your bank account. Forget that. And what happens, yeah, you've got to have some pretty good software if you want to do this kind of stuff. Otherwise, you get ripped off. But once you win, it goes to your cashier. Now, kind of the bad thing about it is, like, you put $300 in. Let's say you want your money back. The way the website gets their money is any time you withdraw money, it's a $35 surcharge to get your money back out. Ay-yi-yi. Forget it. Well, congratulations to you. You're obviously a good poker player. I'd be a gambling...

39:44addict before you know it. I can get addicted to anything. Dude, I just got to say, man, if it weren't for your show, I don't think I would have won. I'll be honest with you. What? So, if it wasn't for our show, how's that? I live in Georgia. So, I used to be in California when I was stationed there. And I used to listen to your show all the time. But then, you know, I got out and learned in court and had to come back home because I went to law school. So, what I do is I listen to your website. I listen to you online. And when I have to go to class, I... record your uh online you know with a my dvd recorder oh wow and so i'm in macon i don't have internet where i live i have to drive two hours down to my mother's house to play online when i won the satellite tournament uh-huh so i take your cds i actually recorded the uh the p1 um hall of fame i didn't get to listen to it yeah can you send us that please anyway go ahead so i go down this is totally crazy when i go down it's raining at my at my mother's house And the power's out, and the damn tournament starts in, like, 20 minutes. And there's no electricity in the whole city of Fish Turtle. And I'm, like, freaking out. So I call my dad, who lives, like, way in the boonies. And I'm like, dude, you got some kind of electricity? He's like, man, I live with my own electricity. Come on down here. So I go down. Your dad makes his own electricity? Yeah, man, he lives, like, way back in the woods. Ain't enough of the trees and deer where he lives at. He's got a generator. He's got a generator? Yeah, he's got two generators, actually.

41:08So you go out there to your dad's house, and when you drive up, you hear, like, a gasoline-powered generator going on? Yeah. Wow. That was Georgia. Dude. Do not get lost out there. No. You come across that house, you're like, ah. I'll keep walking. We believe the Second Amendment down here, you know what I mean? Oh, yeah. For sure you do. Yep. Anybody comes on my property. They give you a shout. He got a pretty mouth. Oh, no. Oh, my. Wow, so you go over there to your dad's house. He's running the generator. You got some power, and you play online poker and win. I'm 20 minutes late. I'm 20 minutes late. I've already lost, like, probably two blinds already. Oh, man. And so I get on there, and I'm, like, losing really bad. I've actually lost already half my chip count in, like, 30 minutes. I tell my two little brothers, hey, go get the CDs out of the truck, because I want to listen to the show. I put the CD in the computer. I start playing it. The very next hand I get, pocket aces. Nice. And I'm like, all right, no big deal. So I slow play it, hoping somebody will bite on it. Somebody calls it. The flop comes over. Nine, eight, ace. That's what I'm talking about. I slow play it again, and I only bet like 100. The guy raises me, and I call him. Next card, another ace. No!

42:36Shut up. No joke. So I slow play it again. I just call 200. He re-raises me all in. I call him. He didn't have nothing but a King Jack. Nice sucker. I played this tournament for five hours. I looped your CD the whole five hours. No way! Hey, now don't blame us for your winnings. We don't do it when you lose. We don't do it when you win. I beg to differ, and I'll take my cut. About 25%. Come on. Send that check to cash. Hey, well, congratulations, dude, and be careful with that gambling. So did you already get the money in your account? Yeah, it's already in my account, man. What's the first thing you're going to buy? Well, the first thing I'm going to do is I'm going to pay for my law school because that junk costs about... you know, a good $30,000. Awesome. Maybe get some electricity, too. Yeah. How about getting your dad some electricity? Yeah. Getting him two new generators. And a truck. That's right. And a truck. And a gun rack. Buy a tiger. That's right. That's right. Protect the property. Moonshot jars. That's right. Yeah, old ones are dirty. All right, brother. Thank you. Hey, Mike. Take it easy, man. We'll see you.

43:55So I found out Full Tilt Poker is based out of another country. Oh. And so that's how you can play and actually gamble for money. But U.S.-based companies, it's illegal. No wonder they want $35. They've got to send it overseas to get you any of your dough. Yeah. That's weird. Wow. Yep. Oh, my goodness. Very cool. Compelling and rich. I know what I'm doing today. Bad idea. I'm going to be a millionaire by Monday. Come on. You're terrible. Seth, can I borrow some money? Seth? You don't have anything. Who would like to invest in a new business I got going? Not me. Lawrence Productions. Boston Rob's the only guy I've ever heard. It'd be like... I'm saving up my money so I can buy lottery tickets. He thinks it's an investment. It is. It's not. It's not. It's not. A lot of people got started in Wall Street. What? Lottery tickets. Investing in that. You build your fortune. Okay, so Sky.

45:03Break down Kanye West for me. Break this down. Tell me what happened. What's the deal? Okay. So this was breaking news yesterday towards the end of our show. So we talked about it briefly, but the details were all kind of sketchy. But basically yesterday, Kanye and his manager were at LAX getting ready to get onto a flight to Hawaii. And the paparazzi's there, and I guess one photographer was, I don't know if he was kind of up in his face or if Kanye was just offended by the fact that someone was taking pictures of him. But Kanye goes after this photographer and smashes the dude's camera. I guess the camera was worth about $10,000. Are you serious? Yeah, $10,000 camera. I can't even imagine what that's like. A $10,000 camera. Yeah. That thing better drive me to work, too. Right? So Kanye and his manager were arrested at LAX yesterday for felony vandalism. They both got out yesterday afternoon after posting $20,000 bail, and they have a court date set for October the 2nd. And the video that we saw online, is that the video from the dude that he broke?

46:17No, TMZ was there as well. So TMZ caught him breaking the first guy's camera. And then I guess they tried to come after TMZ and get their camera as well. Really bad. Unbelievable. Yeah. Interesting text message. Mikey, has anyone seen my mommy? I'm so scared and lonely. That's P1 little baby gopher. I don't know how that message to be able to send that in. But oh, my goodness. That is absolutely. This one says, Mikey, does the boo have a necklace of little gopher heads? Let's stop. I'm not kidding around. One more, just Rob's song, and then we got to stop. Join the P1 Text Army. Text Mikey to 35253. Standard rates apply. It's the P1 Text Army. Most people respect the badge, as long as it comes with a gun.

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53:06I'm not absolutely sure, but it's way cheaper. AIS is a brokerage, so they shop you over 30 different companies, and that's what they did for you. Yeah, and they were super nice. This guy was fabulous, and he gave me all his information, and he made me feel really comfortable, and I was really nervous that I was going to get something really expensive. Did you mention me? Yes, I did. You always got to. He put that down. Very nice. Let me tell you something, Vanessa. It's going to feel so good not writing a checkout for more money. And I pay every other month instead of monthly now. Oh, that's rad. Congratulations, Vanessa. Thank you so much. All right. We'll see you. Okay. 1-800-777-4AIS. 1-800-777-4247. Or try their website, AISinsurance.com. You'll be just like Vanessa. You'll be paying less than more. The Mikey Show continues with Mikey. I'm 37 years old. I'm a Gemini. I shave my head bald. I'm atrocious to look at, and I have a good sense of humor. Eddie. I hate anything that takes effort. Sky. I'm sorry, I talk like an old human. I'm sorry, I apologize. Opposite. Sean. That's right. Eat it. Boston Rob. I got Boston on my mind. And on your throat. That's so true. And Ashley. I despise.

54:35Theme parties. They make me really uncomfortable, and I hate them. The Mikey Show's on. Rock 105.3. Yeah, welcome back. It's 6.59. O.J. Simpson's attorneys are upset after an all-white jury was picked for O.J.'s kidnapping robbery trial. Hurricane Ike is changing a whole lot of plans. The Houston Texans game with the Ravens is being moved to Monday night. Oh, wow. Thank you to Restaurants on the Run. They provided food for the Mikey Show this morning and our guests. We got two guests in the studio this morning. We have P1 Liz. She actually came in second place in the trivia contest but did pretty good. Top two, Mike. That's right. Top two. Top two, Liz. Very good. And she is a clothing boutique owner.

55:50And her store is having a big sale right now. Go ahead, Liz. Come up the microphone. I'm going to let you do this. What do we got, Liz? Come on, do it up. Where do I need to go for the deals? I think this would be like the kind of dream of a lot of women. I've heard a lot of women say that they would like to do exactly what you do. I love it. I can't complain. Like, I work all the time, but I enjoy everything that I do. The accounting, even though it's the worst part, paying the bills. But you've got to do that. Right now, it's a clothing boutique for men and women in Poway. It's middle to high end. But right now, I have... What's it called? It's called Be Essential. Where is it? Old Poway Village on Midland Road, across the street from the Hamburger Factory. I know exactly what you're talking about, girl. Yeah. That sounds good, the Hamburger Factory. It's delish. It is. Their club is amazing. I eat that, like, once a week. Back to your boutique. Right now, I have, like, a bunch of fall coming in, so I'm just blowing out a bunch of clothes I don't want to stare at anymore, basically. So I have jeans, which is 575 denim. It's a high-quality denim for $50 for men and women. I have T-shirts for $10 right now, a bunch of junk food tees.

57:06I have sale racks that are anywhere from 25% to 75% off, and I carry brands like Michael Starrs, Tommy Bahama, Seven Diamonds, Ben Sherman. You have Seven Diamonds? Mm-hmm. For dudes? Yep. You there today? How much? Seven Diamonds, normal price, but I have some on my sale rack right now. Are they cool? Mm-hmm. Of course. Are they cool? I'm like the pickiest buyer you ever meet. I don't bother. I tell my vendors when something's ugly. Ben Sherman t-shirts? Yeah. I've never heard of any of these things. I don't even know what that is. Awesome. You know that t-shirt I wear that has the flag, like the British flag? Yeah. It's Ben Sherman. Those are cool. I know Tommy Bahama. My boyfriend wears that. Oh, my gosh, Mom. He looks good at anything. It's a really nice quality t-shirt in the cereal. Honeymoon. Honeymoon in the Bahamas. That is where I want to have my honeymoon. Please again. Please again. Please.

58:06Breathe again. Breathe again. Breathe again. Breathe again. Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you. Tony Braxton for you. Ashley singing Hootie and the Blowfish. Sean, you don't get it. This text message says, Mikey, we gave the wrong team a new field in this town. You should give Petco to the Chargers and move the Padres back to the queue. P1A, dog. This one says, way to go, Sky. I knew you would come around. I just heard about the Gopher. That's signed Ted Regent. You're BF. That's right. Sometimes in a marriage you have to compromise even though you don't want to.

59:10Compromiser morals? Wow. You're welcome. This text message says... No one said thank you. You were thinking it. I was definitely not. This text message says, Mikey, I do believe it's time that Zeth were knighted. Oh. And I agree. Wow. Finally. So he is now... Sir Roosevelt. Oh, my gosh. Zethian Oates III. Junior. Esquire. MD. Oh, my gosh. DDS. The worst. Rosie. Rosie. Incredible. He's a lucky man. I'm going to have to start keeping his name on, like, a place card. Right. Two of them. It's too long. Yes. He really has a long name. You should see that driver's license. Oh. The worst. He's like ocho cinco. Always having a go and have it changed. But not as fun. Not as fun. What is, man? What is that fun? Let's see. Okay, why don't we... I think I have an idea. What do you guys think about doing this? Well... The best. They're having to battle from behind here a little bit. They have fallen a little bit behind in the...

1:00:42overall standings, and so they're battling to get back up there and overtake the guys. I think they won the last two, right? Yep. They won the last two, so they're on a roll. They're on a roll. Thank you. No. You know that's not the case. Please. What do you guys think? Anybody willing to guarantee any victory on the part of Team Awesome? I will guarantee victory if it goes into overtime and Ashley... And Ashley's plan. I will confirm that. I will put a double dog guarantee on top of that. Sometimes Ash can't help herself. Right, Ash? If mommy knows the answer, mommy's going to give it. I hope she does every time. I mean, isn't that the rule? That's the idea. I can't imagine being on a team where they would tell me to not answer. Ridiculous. You're a team member. You're a team member. No one's ever told me that. That's right. We just said make sure you're 300% sure. 300%. I thought the last battle of the sexes you always said.

1:01:57To her, you are not allowed to answer. Which is wrong. Which is wrong. That's wrong. Nazi Germany? Communist Russia? Or your cat? I fell, you guys. I tripped and I fell. That's right. And you know what? What do you do when you do that? What's the next step? So I put on sunglasses and... I'm curled up into the fetal position. It's not what you're supposed to do. It's not what it looks like. But we've got you flowers the next day. Exactly. And they overcompensated by... We would never treat you like this over here on Team Awesome. I have nothing but good things. Never get you flowers. Never. If you ever want to talk about a trade, we'll consider it. Who would you trade? Zeth. Zeth's not on the team. Not on the team. Rob was already ready to get mad. Nobody even said anything. All right. All right. Let's do this. I'm just going to pick who's starting today. I'm just going to pick who's starting today. And that team will pick their captain. Girls begin today. And that team will pick their captain. And who's beginning? Who's going to start it off? Who's going to lead off for the ladies? Look at Chantel. Chantel's team captain. I'm nervous. She's got it. She's got to pick the right one for Team Sass. Team Sass.

1:03:28Team Sass is Chantel, Ashley, and Skye. Team Awesome. Oh, no, you guys. That's already a bad sign. I don't. This is bad. The infighting. The infighting with these ladies is just unbelievable. She's furious over there. She thinks she should have been chosen to leave things off. I don't care. All right, listen. I would care. Team Awesome is made up of Eddie, Boston Rob, and Sean. Yeah. Still awesome after all these years. Awesome! I mean, it hasn't even been a year yet that you guys have been Team Awesome. Chantel, you ready? No. Here you go. The way the game is played is we do it in two rounds, three questions per round. Do three, take a break, come back, do three more. And the girls get questions that are geared towards guys, and the guys get questions that are geared towards girls. What is she laughing at? He's focused.

1:04:29putting salt and pepper on his eggs. Salt and pepper from a little paper salt and pepper bag. Right next to Chantel while we're trying to play this game. I'm doing my thing to do yours. I know, but she's so distracted by how daintily... Exactly, I was doing that professionally. This guy eats too. Please, grow up. Here we go, Chantel. Focus, man. What's Dale Earnhardt Jr.'s number? And pass. What number is the car? He is a race car driver. That's right. What number is his car? Half a point for that. This is so sad. This will help you. Get you in the zone. Yeah, get you in the zone. I'm going to have to guess because I really don't know this man's number. I just know that he drives cars very fast. He is a man. Around the track. Lots of times. Going left. Yes. Chantel is thinking. Oh, wow. Work it out, dog. Oh, man. That don't look good. That look don't look good. I thought you were going to be smart today, too. I did. I had a good feeling about you. We were friends. That's a compliment. Now, that must be to say maybe Ashley would have known this one. Come on, you guys. Figure it out already.

1:06:05Someone is feisty today. You are. Mommy, take her Adderall. Okay. There's two numbers in my head. Oh, no. Mommy didn't take her Adderall. This is bad for you guys. This is bad for you guys. It's a bad thing. I have no. There's two numbers in my head. They're probably both wrong. I just need one. I know, but I don't know if I want to say 12 or 23. Why these numbers? I'm not so sure. Ashley, you're on our team, lady. No, no, no. She didn't know what Mike was on. Figure it out. Ashley. She's the best. We're supposed to be your girls. What? You are. She's just trying to use reverse psychology. Oh, it's working. Reverse bitchology. I love it. Okay. I'm just going to go with 12. That's incorrect. So close. What is it? Very close. It's 88. I can't close at all. I know. All right. Good start, eh, Mike? That's right. Remember, you're supposed to be unbiased, Mike. That's right, yeah. What am I doing? What am I doing? I'm so sorry, ladies. Mike, today we're going to lead off with our big gun, Shawnee Moore. Shawnee Moore. All right, Shawnee, you ready? I'm ready as I'll ever be, Mike. Uh-oh. That's not a good sign. Ew.

1:07:33It just got weird. I'm sorry. It's okay. He just gets in the zone. I don't like it. I know. The zone is a little creepy. He's ready for the question. Hey, Saw, do me a favor. Right? Come on, Jigsaw. Again, here's the deal. Ladies get guy questions. Guys get girl questions. Shani, in the United States, what's the average age a girl gets her period? What a dumb question. Whatever. It's really dumb. Well, you know, in Skye's case, we're talking about, like, you know. Shut up. Six or seven years. Is that right, Skye?

1:08:27Very advanced. This guy was very advanced and mature for her age. That's not true. I ate beef with a lot of hormones in it. That's right. Whatever helps you sleep at night. Mike? Yes, Sean. I will say... 88. That's good. Oh, boy. This is the worst. Oh, jeez. Mommy's not happy. Hey, T-T-I-F, lady. T-T-I-F. T-T-I-F. T-T-I-F. She said T-T-I-F. I did not. T-T-I-F. Yeah, that's what I said, because that's a saying. Thank Tom, it's Friday. Tom is pretty cool. Mike? Yeah, Shawnee. I'll say 12 years old. That is correct, Shawnee.

1:09:33That is correct. We move on. Oh, Eddie's holding up the score with his hands. It is one to zero. Guys in the lead. That's all going to change now, though, because Ashley is up. That's right. Well, after Chantel, don't we always go to Ash? Always. Does it have to be me? Well, doesn't it always go that way? It's up to the team. I thought that they start with one. I don't know. Whatever. Sky will be our anchor. What's it called? I'm so confused right now. I'm so confused. Do whatever you want. There's no real direction. If it starts with Rob, I go to Sean. If it starts with Sean, I go to you. If it starts with you, I go to Rob. What do you want? Ash? Yeah. One NFL team. Oh, no. Did all-time great Barry Sanders play for? What are you doing? Yeah, Chantel immediately got up and was about to tell her. Chantel was about to tell her the answer. She got up, she turned around and looked at Ashley and was about to, like, pantomime. Sounds like. Yes. About to scream it out. You got this.

1:11:00In there somewhere. That's right, Ash. It's in there. Can you imagine if you would have gone second? Who's the question about? Who's the question? It's about Barry Sanders. Barry Sanders. Ashley, if you would have gone. Listen. She didn't even turn around and ask my opinion. I was going to tell her to have Skye kick it off and her go second. Thus, she would know this answer. But Ash, she's the captain. I mean, she doesn't really need to. Hey, listen. I would have thought that she's the captain. See, I disagree. I think the captain leads the way but does ask the other team members' opinions. I don't think that she wears the freaking crown. She just makes all the decisions all willy-nilly. Wow. I'm sorry, Sean. Wrong words, but that's a strong woman who needs to lead a team, and I think you should do it. Mommy. Do we need a new captain? Mommy didn't take her Adderall. Barry Sanders. You can do this. You're getting encouragement from your team captain. The one you were just talking smack about. It's not smack. It's the truth. That's fine. I appreciate her support right now. I need it. Sometimes the smack hurts. It does. All right. Barry Sanders sounds extremely extraordinarily familiar. That's right. He played for an NFL team. Yeah. Which?

1:12:10One was it? I'm going to say the Chicago Bears. Oh. Same conference, but. Buffalo Bills. The rival. No. That's a different conference than it. Chantel? What was it? Chantel, do you know the answer? Isn't it the Lions? That is the Lions. That is always a question. Imagine if she went. She's freaking out and it's a question. Isn't it? Sorry about that, Ash. It is still. We'll get them next time. It is still one to nothing. All right. It's okay. Boston, Robert. Oh, hell. Oh, wait, wait, wait. No, no, no. I'm sorry. We started with Sean, so that means, Eddie, you're up. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I got so thrown off. I'm sorry. My brain's all over the place. I'm sorry. You're a cheater. Oh, man. Eddie, you ready? Sure. What is the name of the earring? I'd rather have Rob go. Can't do that. What is the name of the earring that dangles below the earlobe? What's the name of that earring that dangles below the earlobe? It dangles. A little dangle thing. It's like dangling right there. Sean has danglers. This is a different kind of deal. But his are oblong. They're oblong below my earlobe. Totally. What kind of shit like your earlobe? If they had elephantitis, yeah.

1:13:37He's proud. What time is it? It's since 718. No, he doesn't deserve that. Well, I don't know. The only dangling kind of earrings that I know of are like the hoops. So I'll say hoop earrings. That is incorrect. That is precious. They don't hang below the ears? Nope. The kind we're talking about in this case are the drop earrings. I call shenanigans. All right. Hoops do not dangle. What do they do? They're called hoops. They form a hoop under the lobe. And they hang below the earlobe. They hang below the earlobe. It's not dangle. The word dangle describes it. Bad question. It is still one to nothing Team Awesome. Another BS question. One nothing Team Awesome. Sky, you're up. Oh, yeah. Come on, Sky. You're on the phone. But it's so good. I know. It's ham. It really is ham. Sky is so mad. She is giving Eddie the sign for keep it shut. It is. She's eating ham right now. Is there anything wrong with that, Skye? Thank you, Mike. There's nothing wrong. I believe half the people in the studio right now are eating ham. That's right. Let's calm down. Skye. Oh, yuck. Yeah. Name three players. Oh. Skye, you can actually do this. I don't know. You can do this. Okay. Let's calm down. Ready? Let's calm down. Three players. Who have appeared in Madden video game cover since 2003. You got this.

1:15:10Three players at Sky. Since when? 2003. Okay, well, I know we have Brett Favre right now. You got this. You've got this. I know you've got this. We've talked about it. I'm holding up my thumb. That is one. You've got this. You need three. You got this. So we got Brett Favre. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. This is very out of Skye's world. This is not a part of her world. She doesn't play Madden every year. This information. I know you can make a good educated guess. This information has got in her car, but she always puts it in the back seat when it gets in. You get in the back. Big time. The trunk. Junk in the trunk. So I know there's a curse and things happen. Bad things happen to people. For those who wait. Work it out. So you have bad things happen to. We've talked about it many times on the show. Many times. I, for some reason, want to say Terrell Owens, but I don't, I'm not 100% confident in that. So I'm not officially saying that, Mike. Be confident when you talk. Okay, I'm not, I'm not. Hoops do dangle. They do not. They do not. They do. They dangle from the ear. You're distracting me. Sean, look up the definition of dangle. Boston Rob is tapping his wrist with his right index finger as if to say, Time, Mike. Okay, okay.

1:16:36Okay, so I am going to go with T.O. I'm going to make that one of my guesses. And Brett Favre. And then maybe one of the Manning kids. There's Eli and there's Peyton. Which one is the popular one? Chantel is hating me right now, so I know I'm already done. Chantel is banging her head against me. And Eddie's waving goodbye to me, so I'm going to say Peyton Manning. Oh, no. Terrible guesses. Remember that whole pit bull thing? Oh, what's that guy's name? Michael Vick. What's that guy's name? That's right. Oh, my gosh. Sky, you got Brett Favre correct. Yeah. Oh, good job. Some other people that have appeared on Madden. On the Madden video game since 03. Michael Vick. Oh. Vince Young. We talked about him. Donovan McNabb. Sean Alexander. Ray Lewis. Marshall Falk. Marshall Falk.

1:17:39None of these players? No. I wouldn't have a Snowballs chance. Well, that's a shame. Well, then we move on. Oh, no. Sky is shooting Rob a look right now. My turn, Mike. Let's go. Turn to the ham. It'll be fun. Rob. And Rob loves Sky jokes. I mean, he lives for them. He lives for them. Rob. Yo. The three current members of Destiny's Child. Trick question, Mike. Trick question. They're not together anymore. Name the three current members of Destiny's Child. Let's go Beyonce. Kelly something or other. Give it to them. Little Beyonce. Shanghai. Rob, I need first and last.

1:18:44First and last? I need first and last. You mean little Beyonce doesn't count? Really? Beyonce, Knowles. Yep. Kelly, not Pickler. That should be counted as a correct answer, but no, I can't do it. Oh, Kelly, Hertz, Govina. Keep working it out. You're so close. You got Beyonce Knowles. So one point. And then who else is in there? Destiny's show. The ugly one? Oh, man. This is not going anywhere good. You don't know? Yeah. Beyonce Knowles. Kelly Rowling.

1:19:45Rowling. No, it's not. World Harry Potter. Yes. And Michelle Williams. Oh. Isn't that Serena's brother? Okay. Right? Those guys are pretty kind of worse. Come on, please. Eddie just sent me an instant message. Sure he did. The definition of to hang loosely and usually so as to be able to swing freely. Hoops don't do that. Hoops do not swing. Hoops do not do that. No, they do not. Really? You can't swing? They don't hang loosely. They're a complete circle. They're a complete circle. I believe that 38 Special wrote that song, Hang On Loosely. It's a joke. I will accept my apology. Hello? Who's the man? Uh, Mikey? Hello? Never called in before, but I love your show, and you guys rock. Oh, that's awesome.

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1:31:34Happy with head coach John Gruden. He's upset about being benched. Says he could have played. Wow. If by teammate, I mean that I observed him play from the sideline while never myself ever. Were you on the team? Technically, yes. Was he on the team? Oh, he was definitely on the team. Well, he was the team. Yeah. So then you were teammates. Well, technically, yes. No, technically, you were teammates. Don't you think it would be fair to say barely? Isn't that a fair statement? You were on the team. You made the team. You made the tie. One time when we were being beaten by North Salinas High School. They were really difficult. Like 76 to nothing, you know, something like that. Something like that. Really? They put me in a game.

1:32:27I didn't even know what I was supposed to do. I didn't even know what my objective was. What were you? I thought I was just supposed to hit guys in my arms and be like, whoa, what's up? Push against them. I didn't even know. What position did you play? Defensive tackle. Oh. Didn't know. You didn't know you were supposed to tackle somebody? Dude, didn't know anything. I was like, I didn't know. I didn't know if I was supposed to like, if I was supposed to like score a touchdown. What would you do? That's crazy. Dude, it was so awful. Have I ever talked about my high school stuff? No. It was so awful. One of the only times I was ever in shape in my life was when I was a freshman in high school. I was in shape. I was actually exercising a lot and running. And I was thin and I was in shape. But I didn't know anything about football. And my dad never spent one second with me teaching me anything about football. But I wanted to. I was a boy and I wanted to know something about football. I wanted to play it. So here I am going into my freshman year and I...

1:33:32decide that I'm going to go out for the football team and see if I have any talent. And what I'm thinking to myself is, and this will be great because then I'll be able to learn about football. Well, you're not going to learn about football in high school football. Those kids that are competing in there, first of all, the coaches already know these kids coming in, which I remember thinking to myself, how odd, how do they know him? You know what I mean? They've been playing since they were four years old. I didn't know anything. And so basically what it was for me, And this and they made it very clear. This is like P.E. for you. Like, we're not going to talk to you. We're not going to have any conversations with you ever. Never. All you do is show up here and run stuff like exercise. But we don't want to talk to you. We don't. If you talk to us, you're definitely going to get an attitude like, why are you talking to me? That's a good coach. Oh, dude, all of them were terrible. That's inspirational. All of them were terrible. One of them was a former NFL player. He's a former NFL player. He played for the Denver Broncos and the Buffalo Bills. The Buffalo Bills. Uh-oh. And he had tried out for and played in one game and was cut by the Oakland Invaders of the USFL. And so he was coaching with us. I didn't have time for you. No. Oh, that sucks. Not a happy dude. On a happier note, let's play a little.

1:34:59Battle of the Sexes. What's the score? The score is one to nothing. Team Awesome. And we start with the ladies. And we start with Chantel. Come on. Football question. Chantel, you ready? I think I am. You may be able to get this one. Who plays Nikki Santoro in Casino? What? What? Speak English. Oh, no. I like this question. That's a great question. Great question. My mom loves this movie. Who plays... Can I phone a friend? Who plays Nikki Santoro? Nicole Santoro. What? Who plays... Don't confuse me. I'm not going to confuse you. I'm not going to confuse you. Who plays Nikki Santoro? Al Pacino? In Casino. Al Pacino? Is that your final?

1:36:01You're scaring me. Yeah. That's a good guess. Good guess. You did good there, Chantal. Give yourself a star. Give yourself a star? You're fine. She gets a star. Can I have another guess? You can have one more guess, but you've already been counting wrong. I'd like to hear what you got. Maybe 20 more guesses. Joe Pesci played. Isn't that the short guy? Yeah. The short guy. That's the one. Nikki Santoro. You knew? I knew. I mean, I didn't 100% know, but my guess would have been Pesci. Oh, wow, that's a shame. What do you know about that? Well, listen, if Chantel had followed Ashley's advice.

1:36:50That question would have gone to Sky. Do we really need to back check? Let's move forward. Let's just move forward. I think we should move forward. I think we should move forward. Let's begin. Is it still 1-0? Yes. Well done, Eddie. Figure it out. It is still 1-0, Eddie. I didn't do good at that. Okay. Shawnee, oh boy. Shawnee. He's getting in the zone. He's getting in the zone. This is so gross. Wait until he's ready. Yeah, Sean. Zone it up. That's it. Right there. Hey, Chris Hansen. Look at that. Are you ready, Sean? Okay, okay, okay. Shani, who plays Nate Archibald on Gossip Girls? How dare you. I love that show. Sean loves it, too. You know he does.

1:37:47Is there a multiple choice to that? You know you watch the season premiere. May I please have multiple choice, Mike? You can't request multiple choice. Either it is or it's not. Give me a one, Mike. Wrong game. Different game, Sean. Okay. I'll pass to Eddie. Please do that either. Can't do that either, Sean. Oh, wow. Okay. I'd like to use my phone a friend if I could. We can't do that either. That is a different game. Wow. Who wants to marry a millionaire? Okay. Wait, 50-50? Okay. Open your eyes. Sorry, Sean. I need an answer. Let's pull the audience. Snap out of it. I don't know. I don't watch that stupid show. Sorry, Shawnee. That is incorrect. Let me guess, though. Oh. Yeah. Go with it. Go with it. Go with it. Handy. Tandy Lohenbrow. How did you figure it out? It is not Tandy Lohenbrow. How is that possible? You're so weird. It's Chase Crawford. It's the same thing. I heard that Tandy Lohenbrow was originally cast in that role. It's true. But then died of a drug overdose. Actually, in Greek, Chase Crawford is pronounced Tandy Lohenbrow. We win. I'm sure. All right.

1:39:23Back to the girls. Come on, Ashley! Ashley, you're up. Our favorite. Ashley, the gasket that sits between the engine block and the cylinder head. What is this crap? Poop earrings, payback. Whatever, Tandy Lohenbrough. Is known as what? Can you repeat the question one more time? I absolutely can. I know that I have my answer. I absolutely can. And by the way, the bangs are... perfect today. Wow, look at them. They are popping. She bangs. Thank you. They are perfect. I like her bangs. Thank you. The gasket that sits between the engine block and the cylinder head in an automobile is known as what? Oh, she's taking her headphones off. Taking the headphones off. Like there's a chance. She's turning around. She's got on one of those weird girl sweaters right now. It's like one of Skies. It's like a vest, but it's miniature. It's like she put it in the dryer. Oh, because they just want to show off there.

1:40:27You got it. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Ash? I'm going to say the electric gasket. Yes. Oh, Sky knew that one too. That's incorrect. And I will not know my question for the record. The correct answer is it's the head gasket. It's the head gasket. That stings. It's a toughie. I should have known that. That means Eddie is out. Hoopstangle.com. Look into it. Eddie? Oh, what's up? What is applied to the face? I hate mine. Eddie, what is applied to the face to set foundation after application? What? Concrete. Yes. What? What? Sealant. Now, I'm going to walk you through this. Eddie, what do chicks...

1:41:46Yeah, make it guy talk. No, guy talk. Read the question. Wait, Mike, you're not allowed to do that. Read the question the way it's written. Make it so I understand, Mike. They've just terrified me into saying one word differently. I can't. What's applied to the face to set foundation after application? Application of what? What is applied to the face to set foundation after application? All these chicks are just giggling their little girls stuff. So confused. Is he drawing? He's like writing things down. Eddie's making a stick figure girl face. Whatever works, man. Whatever gets it done. He's working his way through it. I support him. One more time. Oh, my gosh. What is applied to the face? I can't say it. No, you cannot, Mike. You cannot. It's not fair. It's very strangely worded.

1:42:47You're a strange word. You're a strange word. With the long hair, make some boobies on there. What is applied to the face? No, it's a girl. Is this one boobie? What is applied to the face? Uniboob. Shut up. You're the one drawing the one stick figure. I'm coaching him through it. What is applied to the face? To set foundation. After application. What does that mean? What is applied to the face? I'll explain the whole thing. I will not. You will not. In three, two, one. Eddie is tapping his face right now. He's tapping his face. He's putting on makeup, looking in the compact. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's got some on the nose, some on the nose. Okay, looking good. I thought that was called foundation. Maybe I'm wrong. Dabble, dabble. After application. He does not comprehend the question. This is the best.

1:43:56Applied to the face. No. Wow. Come on, man. Every chick is laughing in their car right now. After application. And every dude right now is going, wait a minute, let me walk through this. I don't understand this question. I think I just got it. Just cut off the after application because obviously it's freaking him out. What is applied to the face to set foundation? Oh. After foundation. I'm sending it to you. I don't know how. I think it just. popped in my head. Rob just did the body language of answer? I'm trying to send it to him. I am screaming it right now. He's screaming it with his eyes. Eddie has his eyes closed and his hand to his forehead. Now Eddie is making the same

1:45:04Body posture as I have a migraine. Scratching the chin. I just, I don't understand this question. Oh my gosh. Um, I'm just going to say rouge. Rouge, by the way. Okay, now, since you got it wrong, let me see if I can. Okay. Let me see if I can, if I, if I phrased it, if I phrased it differently, if you would get it. All right. So what it's saying is, Eddie. Chicks put their foundation on, okay? And then after they put their foundation on, they got to put something else on to set that foundation in place. So what do they put on? Makeup. It didn't make a difference. Let's see what Rob thinks it is. Is it concealer? You're stupid. Sean. Thanks for sending me that. Is it what? Is it powder? Of course it's powder. What do you mean, of course it's powder? Wait, have you guys seen your chicks do this before? Never. Well, of course. Okay, your chick takes a thing, okay? And then I don't, and I get, it's foundation. Okay, wait, wait, wait. Here's what she does. Takes a foundation. Okay. And.

1:46:17Act it out for us. You guys got to tell me. I think foundation is the one that's on like the little white rubber thing. It looks like a... Makeup sponge. Makeup sponge. And they put that on their face. And use a spackle knife. And then after she puts that on her face, she takes a compact and she... Goes like this with something that looks like a round cotton thing. Yes, flesh-colored powder. And what she does is she kind of rubs it on, like, you know, dabs it on, I think. Yeah. Right? And that's what I was doing, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I didn't know that's just called powder. Yeah, like the movie. Like that dude that was fair-skinned. I just thought that was something else, like called something. You just blush. You put that on after. Is that right? The chicks put on the white thing first? What is foundation? Foundation is like a base coat to even out your skin tone. Okay, and let's say you didn't use that and you just went powder. What would happen? I do that all the time. That's what I do. I don't wear foundation. Why do chicks wear foundation?

1:47:23To even out your skin. For blemishes or if you have an uneven skin tone. Your wife may use that. You should not say that. Sky does not have to wear very much makeup. And neither does none of you chicks really do. Powder? You go into the store and you just ask for powder? Yes. They don't give you baking powder? No. If you go into the makeup aisle and you ask for powder. Powder? Yes. They want to know what this guy thought it was. What is that? Concealers that hide zits. Sorry, Ash. She hates that word. She hates the word zits. Zit? Yeah, it's concealer. You put on your foundation, and then whatever blemishes you can still see through your foundation, you put little dabs of concealer, and then powder, powder, powder. Powder, powder, powder. Do you think that most chicks have... Pimples we can't see because they do this. Oh, yeah. Dude, Heidi Montauk on the hills, I, like, observe her face to the nines. And it's, like, or a lot. And it's, like, you can see little dots all over her face. I misspoke. I misspoke. And it's freaking, but you can't see it. It's all covered because she's got so much freaking makeup on. Yeah, some women are, like, CGI specialists with their makeup. I mean, it'll take them an hour, maybe two hours to put it on. Some chicks know what they're doing. Oh, yeah.

1:48:43You can't see anything going on, right? It's kind of gross. It's a miracle whip. That's what I was thinking. All right. Last question. It is one to nothing. The girls could catch up. So Skye has to get this right. Skye's got to get this right. No pressure. Wow. No pressure. I want to vomit. I want to vomit. Vomit. Vomit. No, put down the picture of your one boob lady. I want a boob. I don't want to see it. It's stick breasts. My kid's it. You ready, Skye? I believe there is a chance. I believe there is a chance. But I don't know enough about her. What was the name of the inept county sheriff in the Dukes of Hazzard? What was the name of the inept county sheriff in the Dukes of Hazzard? She's squinting. She's kind of got a smile.

1:49:43Go for it, Shag. Go for it. That was terrible. I know. Oh, for goodness sake, Rob. What? Skye. Go for gold. Go for... Hey. The gold? Hey. Yes. You guys know what you're doing. Stop it. Skye is smiling. She's looking at the ceiling. I know this is a character on the Dukes of Hazzard, but I'm not sure if this is the one you're looking for. Well, we can't say anything if you're going to start throwing out words. Well, I know. I know. My answer is Boss Hog. Incorrect. Really? It was Roscoe P. Coltrane. Who's Boss Hog? I don't know. I've never seen the Dukes of Hazzard in my life. You've never seen it? Never seen it in my life. Never seen one episode of the Dukes of Hazzard. Who's Boss Hog? He owned the boar's nest. What the heck is that? Good try. Good guess. But didn't he have like a gun and stuff? No.

1:50:38Roscoe P. How did he get away with a television show, Eddie, if this guy's name was Roscoe? You didn't buy it. I don't believe you bought that his name was really Roscoe P. Coltrane. Roscoe P. Coltrane and his dog Flash. And his deputy Enos. It's true. He's right. I was robbed. You know, Bear Grylls had skunk Enos the other day. Hey, listen, he had to. He was in a survival situation. Survival situation. Well, I guess that was it. That's a victory. Do you guys want to try the last one? Yeah, why not? You guys want to try it? Yeah. Rob, your question is, what is a facial care product that's used to remove makeup, dead skin cells, oil?

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1:59:19Back to the Mikey show featuring Mikey. I put things off. I do like to put things off until the last minute. Eddie. I keep a log of my insults. That must be a pretty long log. That's what she said. Oh my. Sky. I was growing weed when I was five years old. You all figured me out. Save that. I don't often drink milk, but when I do, I have to salt it. Boston Rob. I got ideas, man. They're worth money. No. And Ashley. I don't know anything about that. Save that clip. Save that clip. You will save that clip. Rock 105.3. I will always be true. Believe it. Up here in the Rockets. We brew our beer. Crystal clear mountains and spring waters. That's why we call it Coors Banquet Beer. Doesn't that sound like that? So much. If you're looking for a new American truck, Chevy builds them. The Ameritroy. Their agent needs to get on that. Big time. Welcome back. It's 8.05. A Ramona karate instructor is being held without bail on child porn charges. Well, the Tennessee Titans quarterback Vince Young has spoken. Oh.

2:00:47He says he is committed to football, he's not depressed, and talks about what his mama said. That's what I did. I left, and my mom seen me. She thought I wasn't in my right mind. But at the same time, I was watching the game, watching Aaron Rodgers do his thing out there. I was proud of him winning that football game, eating some hot wings. And all of a sudden, my man came in and was like, they looking for you. I was like, who's looking for me? Why are they looking for me? So... Just like I was when I was little, when I was a kid, you know, you had to tell your mom where you were going. But even though you're paying your own bills at your own house, you still got to tell your mom where you're going now. Dude, Eddie, is it possible? Is it possible that he always picks up when his mom calls every single time and he didn't pick up or he forgot his cell phone or something and she flipped out? No. I would say 100% possible. No. Huh. Wow. You got to tell your mama where you're going. That's embarrassing. You got to tell your mama where you're going. What is that conversation like with her? Hey, Mom. Can you just... Mom, I just saw me on ESPN. Yeah. I'm not missing. I'm okay. I was at Ray Ray's house. My cell phone ran out.

2:02:16Battery. I left it at my house. My mansion. I don't get it. I don't get it. At Ray Ray's. No bars at Ray Ray's. We were eating wings watching the Packer game. I'm fine. You're not dead? No, I'm not dead, Mama. I'm fine. Baby, why didn't you call me? I have my cell phone. She's upset. I could have called you when I got home. Are you dead? Well, I'm talking to you right now, Mama. Uh-oh. Is this your ghost? No, I'm not even sad. That is crazy. That is the craziest story. Mama, I'm just going to give you Ray Ray's number. And if you ever need me, I'll be at Ray Ray's. Wow. Mikey, I was driving through a bad area and suddenly my radio went out. Oh, shut up. I was just wondering. You're a liar. You're lying. Who won the battle of the sexes? It's a text message I've got right here. It's a lie. That text message is a lie. He won what? Hampoon. Oh, that's a surprise. That is shocking, Cubby. Oh, wow. Mikey, maybe the loss will teach the girls to be more supportive of Ash. When they attack her, they lose. That's simple.

2:03:26When they attempt to beat her, they lose. Thank you, Chantel. God, I wish she was on our team. We support her. We love her. Thank you, everyone. Wait. Next week, the ladies should wear gopher feet for good luck. That's P1 Ocho Cinco. Let's go. Please. It's like a rabbit's foot, but it's a gopher's foot. You hit it? Guy's got hundreds around a yard. Hey, Mikey, Team Sass needs to draft a higher level of talent and place Chantel on IR. That's P1 Squid. Wow. Did you listen to the game? Yes, I got some questions wrong, but I... All of us. Fantastic. All of us. Other people. We all got all the questions right. What? You didn't win? We didn't get a single point. None of us. You didn't answer anything right either. Yeah, but I got real close. Yeah, with little Beyonce. Yeah, right. So, Ashley was really upset yesterday because she wanted to go get some Mexican food. But it makes her sick. She's allergic. Squirt, squirt, squirt. Those are the worst.

2:04:39She, I want you to keep in mind, is a partial vegetarian. This was really bad. Allergic to Mexican food. Yeah. So she went to get the carne asada nachos yesterday, it says. Wait a second. What? Half order. Half order. Half order. Partial order. Thank you. What does that mean? A partial order. For a partial vegetarian. For the partial vegetarian. Partially allergic to Mexican food. Thank you. Dick. Unbelievable. Was it yummy? She was upset because she paid for it. They charged her for two half orders. But that wasn't the first thing that happened. Did you read about the flies? Yeah, there was flies coming out. Don't say the name of the place. I'm not going to say the name of the place because I love this place. And I was very upset because I go up to the drive-thru and I have $10. That's all I got. I'm freaking broke till the 15th. $10. So I add up my order, make sure it's going to be under $10. And I got half an order of carne asada nachos and a fish taco and a Diet Coke. And I pull up to the window to pick up. Wow. Are you pregnant? What's going on? Good thing you got a Diet Coke. Like a Diet Coke, please. Make that diet. Yeah.

2:05:58Let me send it. A junior. Bacon cheese. So we pull up, or I pull up, I'm by myself. I pull up to pick up the food. And Cherry's Jubilee, and that's it. That's it. That's it. Because I'm watching my weight. And I'm not kidding, Skye. There was so many flies that they were flying in my car. So I had to roll my windows up. Like they were flying out of the drive-thru window into your car? They were just all around the outside of the place. A couple of them flew in the restaurant while I was waiting for my food. And it was really freaking me out. And I almost left, but I was like, no, I'm hungry. Oh, man, that makes it better. It's like in Mexico. It means it was authentic. So I get my food. Was there a donkey in there? Yeah. 12 bucks. She was actually riding a burrow. I happen to have two singles in my... All right. Give them all the money. I'm broke now until the 15th for my freaking food. Get off. And I'm like, I better check my food while I'm driving home. I'm like, watch. They messed it up. And bam, on the receipt, they charged me for two half order of carne asada nachos. And then bam, in my bag, they gave me carne asada nachos and a fish burrito, not a fish taco. Oh, that is disappointing. So you probably didn't eat it, right? What's up? Whole thing, Eddie. Whole thing.

2:07:11Well, I mean, it was delicious. What's the problem? Down the hatch. I preferred the taco, but the burrito was fine. In a pinch. You know. Yeah. What am I supposed to do? Waste it? I hate wasting food. I do not waste food. We know. From the yesterday email, I wanted to read Boston Rob's from yesterday. I wish I still had it. But apparently... Boss and Rob got a call the day before yesterday from his dentist's office reminding him that he had a root canal yesterday. And he forgot that he'd made an appointment for that, so he almost thought they were kidding. Didn't believe him at first. I mean, who makes that joke? But then... Just calls you and says, hey, root canal tomorrow. You're like, who is this? The dentist office. What's your name? They confirm the day before. Gabe. So you went yesterday to get your root canal done. How did it go? Guess how long you think I was there. I would say root canal. I would say. Hold on. Let me give you. Let me give you a starting point. My.

2:08:24Wisdom teeth getting pulled, two of them, took me three hours. And I was not under. I was awake the whole time and couldn't feel the light. And that's a bit long. That is a surgery. That is a full-on. They cut my gums open, pulled it back, drilled away the bone, and cracked those teeth and ripped them out. And I heard the crack. You could feel it? Yeah, dude. Like a real painfully feel it? Yeah, the lidocaine, they can only give you so much or it kills you, I guess. Dude, you should start going to Dennis. In America. It's just a suggestion. This side of the border. You should go. I've eaten from Mexico in the Olympics, and I'll always go there for my teeth. Oh, good. It's like Zeph's cousin. He runs it out of his apartment at Imperial Beach. He's real good. Get a free churro with everything. That's what I had me. Love a churro. Dude, if I was feeling stuff, I think I might stop. and say... You can't, dude. Yeah, you say, wait, wait, I can feel it, I can feel it, I can feel it. But you're already so far in. You know, like, it was working, it was working. I can feel this right now. I can feel this. Put me under. Excuse me. No, no, it ain't like that. Excuse me for a second. I just... Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

2:09:50I could hear it. Yuck. I would never let them keep doing it if you feel it. Once you're already so far in, like, you can't. Yes, you can. What does that mean? Like, you become mute. This is what happens. Your mouth moves when nothing comes out. No, no, no. They re-shot me up maybe eight times during the thing. Did they really? Oh, yeah, dude. They kept sticking that needle in my mouth. Six times. You can still feel it? You're weird. What? How can he still feel it? He's lying. You're right. I'm making stuff up. You big baby. Okay. I gotta go, but don't you high five me. So anyway, how long do you think it took, Mike? How long did you think? Whole thing? Well, he gave away part of it. No, he's just saying the... The root canal part. And by the way, this root canal was on a canal. Well said. What is it? What's a canal? Oh, Sky, really? Sky? I'm just wondering. I've never heard of a canal. I go to the theater. Like Ashley making fun of somebody for sweating. Man, you're sweaty. I support sweat everywhere I go. Oh, wow. Well, long story short, whatever. It took three hours to go.

2:11:05You were in there six hours? For a root canal? Three hours just for one root canal. Yeah, Mike got out at 11 last night. What time did you go in there? Three and left at six. Why did you take so long? I got to watch The Departed again, though. How many times? I watched that there in my root canal. Well, I'm sure. Seen it a million times. I don't know why it took so long. It was a root canal done on a tooth. I already had a root canal on. So I guess cleaning all the... Plaster they put in my tooth? Plaster, yes. Plaster Paris. Plaster Paris. I heard they pulled out Willie Nelson. But my insurance ran out so I could all... What does that mean? My insurance ran out because I got my... Three, two, one. Sorry, sir. Get out of the chair. Right? I'm going to have to ask you to leave. Sorry, sir. I just ran out. Your insurance is done. No, when I was going in there, they said, you know, because you had so much dentist work done, you only have a certain amount of money left, so we can only...

2:12:24Do half of it. I bought my insurance and I caught it. Target. It was a gift insurance card. A prepaid insurance card. Yes, a prepaid insurance card. But I had the flu last November. So I expired. So after the first, I'm going back. I used it on cough syrup. You know what that's for. That's a surprise. My mom is so cheap. She got me a $15 insurance gun. They scraped one tooth and said, you're done. So the first of the year, you're going to get all. How much can I get for $15? I didn't want to waste it, so I'm on the pill. Oh, my God. I have four bucks left. What did you expect, man? Come on. Oh, there it is. There it is, Ashley. There it is. Breathe again. Breathe again. Breathe again. Breathe again. Breathe again. Breathe again. Breathe again. It doesn't really make sense.

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2:22:02South 15, much better out of Escondido, a brief delay at Villa Rancho Parkway, and a minor slowdown from Carmel Mountain Ranch. Your westbound 56 commute, though, a little bit tight from Rancho Sanofi Farm, still getting to the 5 Freeway. And southbound 5, still seeing a few breaklights here from Sanofi Drive, coming out of Encinitas into Solana Beach. I'm McLaurin's on Rock 105.3. Welcome to another Cable Fable Story Minute, brought to you by AT&T. Once there was an old lady who lived in a shoe, but she had cable, and she didn't know what to do. She was up all night, tossing and turning, because she couldn't wait to find a new service that made her feel great. When she got AT&T's bundle, it cleared her head. And for the first time in months, she slept like a dream in her shoe-shaped bed. AT&T lets you bundle all four services.

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2:24:1928. Eva Longoria Parker says she is not pregnant. She's just gaining weight for her role on Desperate Housewives. Of course. Chargers are taking on Denver this Sunday. All the action can be heard right here on Rock 105.3. Starting at 8 a.m. with yours truly on the Fantasy Freaking Football Show for two hours. Nice. Two big hours this week. There it is. Awesome. The kid. I like it. The Cheds. I'll be tuning in to the Cheds. Yeah, call in. Let's see. This should be interesting. I might not listen to the whole thing. Top 10 reasons I like being an actor presented by Robert De Niro and Al Pacino on The Letterman Show. This is going to be delivered so stale and cardboard. De Niro's is going to be the worst. Medic geniuses, these two. Yeah. Top 10 reasons I like being an actor. All the free stuff you get. It's going to be so cardboard. Maybe not. Cut 21. Top 10 reasons I like being an actor. Here we go. Number 10. Sometimes when I go to the movies, the popcorn guy will give me a free squirt of chemical butter. Chemical butter. He's going out of his way to sound like he doesn't care about it. When I go to the movies. To the movies. Yeah.

2:25:54The movie guy. Brutal. Unpause. Chemical butter. Number nine. Every time I go to work, I get to ask myself, I wonder if I'll see Harvey Keitel naked. Yeah. The lucky man. Top ten reasons I like being an actor. Number eight. Well, you got to keep honing your craft or you could end up out of the business and taking a job as governor of California. Yes, exactly. That's right. Number seven, if you do a scene where you're eating pudding, they often let you keep the pudding. Well, you can't argue with that. Number six, I got to meet Spider-Man. Spider-Man, you got to meet Spider-Man. Number five, it's the makeup. I like wearing the makeup.

2:26:59Reasons I like being an actor. Number four. Are we listening to the same thing? I get to make films for personal reasons. I made Righteous Kill to let people know I'm still alive. Good idea. That's good. Number three. I get to make films for personal reasons. I made Righteous Kill to see if Al was still alive. That's right. See if Al was still alive. Exactly. Number two. Beats my old gig as a hockey mom. What? What is he talking about? And for one reason, I like being an actor. Get to read well-crafted dialogue. Like, get the f*** out of here. Yeah, exactly. I wonder if they just thought of those off the top of their head. I'm sure they did. Or if they read them. Because I can't tell which it was. It sounded so conversational. It was like the Godfather. What is this that Jamba Juice brought? What is this? Do we know? No. You're just eating something you don't even know what's in it. Yeah, there are a bunch of junk juices in the kitchen, but I didn't see any pamphlet or anything that said exactly what it is. It tastes good. But it's delish. I know it's got raspberry or blueberry in it. I can tell that. You're starving. I know you are. Stop it. You can't. Why? You're lightheaded. Because I freaking ate so much yesterday. I can't eat today. Can't eat today. I can't.

2:28:29Healthy? Yeah. I can't. Hey, Mikey, I missed the last text message about the Battle of the Sexes. Shut up. No, you didn't. Right? You're all a bunch of jerks. We get it. What was that guy asking? We get it. P1 Third Day fan. What happened was Team Awesome ended up winning. And so... Oh, there you go. Mikey, saw your guys' new billboards. It rocks. That's P1 Nikolai. Awesome! I haven't seen it. I haven't either. I have. My wife has. She has? Yeah. Ash, where'd you see it? Driving on the 8 east from Pacific Beach to the station. I would catch whiffed of it. Yeah, you would get whiffed of it? Well said. Where is it on the 8? It's a good question, Mike. It's a really good question. I can tell you, actually. What? Where? I want Ashley to tell me. I want Ashley to try to figure this out. She drives there every day. It is somewhere from when I kick off. From the beach. It's between the beach and El Centro, Mike. From the sports arena entrance there, taking it east. Oh, is that where you're talking? And I take that entrance. Well, and then I see it. It's not there. It's not there. At some point, I see it while on the way to the station. Got it.

2:29:45I can't... There's a lot of... About a nine-mile radius. Eddie, where are we talking? It's right before the Mission Corps exit. It's right before the Mission Corps exit. There it is. Looks real good. Nice. Let's see. Sky, there's nothing wrong with getting rid of a few unwanted animals. That's signed Michael Vick. Now that is unbelievable. Did everyone just lay off? Gopher fights. Let's look into it. Gopher fights. Gopher fights. No. Up at Sky's house this weekend. Hey. In a basement. Let's just all be cool. Bring your money. Cash only. There's only a few rules here about gopher fights. Don't talk about gopher fights. No. There's no such thing. Yeah. No, I'm not playing along. I'm saying there really is no such thing. No, she's playing along, right? You got it. First rule is you don't talk about gopher. It's also the second rule. Yeah, you don't talk about gopher fights. Okay. This guy's already playing along. This is awesome. When a gopher's down, throw it to a coyote. That's right. It's the old hackneyed phrase. Rule three. Okay. Let's see. This is some interesting statistics. Oh, statistics? I got some statistics. Well said. Yeah.

2:31:05Oh, wait a minute. I've got to read this first. Everyone. Mikey, could you do me a favor and please add .com to the end of Zeth's name? Oh, man. Dude. So that would make it Sir Roosevelt, Zethian Oates III, Jr., Esquire, MD, DDS, Inc., .com. Oh, I love it. Wow. Yes. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Mikey TGIF, thank Gopher It's Friday. That's P1 Esco Blackjack. I just went and you'd think it was over. I know it. Was there a song? Hey, hey, there's not, no. I think that's it. Oh, yeah. What's this? Money, money, money. Okay. That's how he warms up. Good for a guy. Sky wanted you dead and gone.

2:32:07That's a beautiful voice. Thank you. I've seen that with a big Donald Duck hat on. The rainbow suspenders. Hit you, shovel to the chin. And yet you're next of kin. If gophers had a honey glaze, your life would have been saved. It makes a lot of sense. It does not. Man, I could really go for some ham right now. Go for it. Go for it. Go for it. You know, in the sun, you go for a lot of things, but that's not the point right now. Right now it's.

2:33:17about gophers. The daily departed gopher. Departed. The sky says they've been killing. God bless. I did not insist on killing. Opposite. Demanded. I know. Try to prevent. Hold the trigger. No. Uh-uh. Little gopher. Little gopher guillotine. She gave the thumbs down. Mike almost had Jamba out the nose. Sometimes a gopher gets a thumbs up if it's a particularly good specimen. But sometimes. That's what I look like. Kill him. Scowl. I'm sure. Down with a gopher. No. Gopher could eat our whole grasp. It was up to me. I don't care. How much did your high school years affect who you are today? 5% said they totally made me who I am.

2:34:1742% said they contributed a great deal to who I am. 41% said they affected me a little. 12% said they didn't affect me at all. Who's that 12%? A bunch of liars. Yeah, 12% of liars? Yeah. Yeah, the highest percentage there is obviously they contributed a great deal. Of course, your high school years contribute a great deal. You've heard me talk about how I think that it's a wild, wild west days in terms of like MySpace and all that kind of stuff. And especially with the harassing and the bullying and all that stuff with the teenagers, which that stuff makes me sick. I think it's terrible. And Sky and I were, we had both read this story that was in People. about this woman named Debbie Johnson. She's 51 from Cape Coral, Florida. And for two years, her son Jeff was complaining about bullies at school. He's 15 years old. And on the internet, they were spreading false rumors and saying he was gay. Now, when you're 15, somebody's saying you're gay. And you're not. It's like the end of the world for you. He tried to ignore him. Didn't know the depth of his despair.

2:35:39Here's the deal. We don't know. This is what you never know with these kids that the kids are making fun of. You don't know if the kid has got a chemical imbalance. You don't know if the kid's got something wrong or any of that kind of deal. And when you're a teenager, you don't really care. You just want to make fun and whatever. Maybe you do. Maybe you don't. But one morning, his brother discovered him and he'd hung himself. Now, the suicide note was found a couple of weeks later. And, you know, the suicide note said he couldn't do it anymore. His mom's devastated. So what she did was she went to the state capitol and she started urging legislators to craft an anti-bullying policy. And in June, the governor signed one of the most comprehensive laws in the country, which, among other things, prohibits cyberbullying and it mandates counseling for both the bullies and the victims. A plus law, the mom says. Watchdog groups called Bully Police USA. Not only helps a bully, but it also helps a victim. She says she's not going to rest until other states take bullying seriously. I say good for her. Awesome. Good for her, man. Because it's a man. It just it really makes you sad, man. When you think of it as like your brother or your sister or your kid.

2:37:06You know, that could be a real bad thing for your kid. So I figured eventually they're going to do something and maybe they're starting to do that now. A jury has ordered the city of San Diego to pay $8 million to a dude that was pretty messed up by a cop that shoved him. Now, how did this go down? So this was back January 4th. 2006, downtown the corner of Market and 3rd. And I guess this guy was with his friend and they had just finished watching the Rose Bowl game. And I guess they had had a couple of cocktails, what have you. And then they came across a couple other guys on the street who also had had a couple cocktails and started picking a fight. So basically this little rumble breaks out and this cop pulls up. Well, the cop pulls up and the guy in case takes off running.

2:38:03Well, the cop decides, you know, to go after this one guy and he goes after the guy, tells him to stop. The guy stops on the street and the cop is still running towards him. And the cop like barrels into him, according to him, and knocks the guy down. He falls back, smacks his head on the concrete, ended up fracturing his skull. He was severely injured. So it went to case and they were claiming police misconduct because, you know, the guy had stopped running. He wasn't putting up a fight. He was just standing there. So they felt it was misconduct. The police officer had no reason to push him. And so basically the jury came back and said that they believe that the police officer was 70 percent responsible for the incident. And so gave the guy a judgment of eight million dollars. Eight million dollars. So. If I run from the cops and the cop injures me. Well, no, the cop has told you to stop. You stop and then the cop injures you. No. Yeah, if you were in the middle of running and the cop injures you, I don't think this guy would have got the judgment. So if the cop's momentum ran him down? Well, I guess it kind of depends on who you ask.

2:39:16You know, I've heard it like I heard the story on the news last night, but then when I read it this morning, it was kind of different. The way it was proposed on the news last night was that the cop was running and the momentum kind of pushed him. The way I read it this morning, it was like the cop came up to him and pushed him. So I don't know exactly. I'm fine with either one of those things. So, I mean, the guy was in a coma, severely injured, is going to need care for the rest of his life, you know, in a wheelchair, now has to live with his parents. So jury, $8 million. Holy Toledo. Running from the cops for it, dude. Not supposed to run from the cops. Let's see. Jamie Lynn Spears brings her baby daughter to Los Angeles to meet the cousins but uses a decoy at LAX. Yeah, this is really weird. And there's actually an investigation being launched into this. First of the story, Jamie Lynn, you know, had a little baby daughter a while back, and the baby daughter has never been out here to meet the cousins, Brittany's kids, you know, Sean Preston and Jaden. And so for the first time, the baby came out. And so the paparazzi knew that Jamie Lynn, the mother Lynn, and the baby were all coming. So the paparazzi's all camped out at LAX waiting for them. Well, the next thing you know, you see a woman get off the plane.

2:40:37Looks like Jamie Lynn surrounded by police officers. And the paparazzi, of course, follows trying to get all the pictures they can. Well, it turns out that it wasn't even Jamie Lynn. What they had done is they got Jamie Lynn and her mom and the baby off the plane on the tarmac directly into a car. They found another chick on the plane who they thought kind of looked like Jamie Lynn. And so they were going to use her as a decoy. But some bigwigs in the police department are like. So now we're using police time to escort a decoy to try and throw the paparazzi off? That's not what we do here. If somebody needs protection, we'll protect them, but we're not going to protect a decoy to try and throw the paparazzi off. So I guess there's now this police investigation to try and figure out who okayed this and if they were aware that it was a decoy or not. Nuts. Somebody's probably busted. Oh, someone's in trouble. Yeah. All right. Now tell me what you think of this email. 570-1053. Our text number is 35253. Tell me what you think. Where do you stand on this? Mikey, you're not going to believe what's going on at my work. They just sent out an email from our HR department saying that we are no longer allowed to wear cologne, perfume, smelly lotions, or strong fabric softener. I guess one of the employees here has an allergy to them.

2:41:58I like to wear cologne. I always get compliments on how good I smell. I can't believe they can do that. For one person, I've already talked to a few people here, and we all think it's bogus. What should I do? Signed, P1 Sex Panther. Is it with real bits of panther? Real bits of panther. Okay, good. Clearly. Awesome. Okay, good. Well, that's tough because you don't want to make someone, like, sick or whatever, and Eddie's sensitive to... perfume and cologne? Yeah, I stopped wearing smelly lotions in here because of it. You wear good smelling stuff. Well, not anymore. You can't wear it. But yeah, I don't, you know, I've gotten allergy headaches before and I mean, you're miserable. Dude, does my cologne ever bug you? I don't even smell your cologne. That's what Sky said. Your cologne's very mild. Like, you have to be all up in you to smell it. That's what I'm talking about. CPR! CPR! But with smelly chick lotions, you, like, walk into a room and the whole room smells of it. I'd die. I'd die. Yeah, Eddie, you're just very sensitive to... I smell something and instantly I get a headache. Like, I can't be around when my wife puts on her, like, hairspray or perfume or whatever. Like, Sky, you know, was wearing new lotion and it was really strong.

2:43:16And I would just get instant headaches. And I would never tell her not to wear it. Oh, he never said anything. She was cool and was like, well, you know, I don't want to make him not feel good. So she stopped wearing them, which I greatly appreciated. Now, in terms of company policy. I don't know about that. Company policy. I don't think I could go to an HR department and complain about it because it's just like. Hey, man, I'm not going to change what you do because I, you know. Yeah, and also, don't you have people that would just take advantage of it because they don't like a particular cologne or perfume? Or a particular person. They're like, dude, I hate that. It's so gross. I'm going to complain about it. They'll make it stop. I'll say I have allergies or something, and she'll never get to wear it again. Good. I have a friend. I won't say who. Are you going to talk about Amy? Eddie, I won't. He doesn't like her perfume. He talks about it. I think she smells gorgeous. It smells like an Indian library. I'm sorry, Amy. I don't think so. If you were to walk into a library in India, that's what I think it would smell like. And she would get so mad at me and she would go,

2:44:43You're so stupid. So she smells like curry in old books? It smelled like a Turkish handbag. It's not cool. She would get so mad at me, she would go, do you know that everybody compliments me on this perfume except for one person, you? That's true. And I was like, okay, listen, that may very well be true. All I'm trying to say to you is... That when they smell this, you know. Well said. I hear sitars. That's all I'm trying to say to you is that when you wear this perfume, it's called Cassini. Camel's breath. Yes, it is called Cassini camel's breath. And this is... Magic carpet. Yes. It's called...

2:45:42Egyptian sexy. Okay. Called WMD. We finally found it. Stop it. I think it's fine for the HR to do that. Really? Yeah, I support that. Take away your rights as a human being? As a human being? I'm surprised you were a perfumed citizen. Well, no, they're not taking away my rights as a human being, but when I'm in their... Office building. Yeah, I got to follow their rules. Well, okay, let me just say one thing that we may not think of. What? Isn't that office going to steep? Well, you can still wear deodorant. Well, here's the thing. I want to give instruction to every man and woman listening right now. I'll teach you how to wear perfume and cologne. You're so funny. I'm going to teach you. There's a way to do it, and some people don't know how. Yeah, Rob, listen up. Write this down. If you're wearing a perfume or a cologne, if you're crazy, I mean, you're out of your mind and you want to be sexy. Yeah. And I mean, and you're like, listen, I want to be sexy and I want to smell like this perfume or this cologne. Two sprays. If you're crazy, that's crazy. What about? No. No. I'm ready to hit the town. That's right.

2:47:16What is appropriate? The appropriate thing is one spray. Squat, squat, squat. And how do we do the spray? How do you do the spray? Yeah. Is it up close to the neck? Is it like... Yeah, right into the mouth. That's a good question, Skye. I would say approximately 12 inches away from you. On the shirt. It gets on you. It's going to get on you. You walk into the spray. I don't do the walk-ins to the spray. It's got to get on your skin. It's got to get on you. What's up, Chantel? Go ahead, Chantel. I... Nine sprays. No. How many sprays? I don't know because what I do... One, two, three... And then you walk into it. And then I walk like... Come here. Let me see how strong you are. Do you have to jiggle when you walk into it? Did you put perfume on today? Body spray. I do the same thing. I go... Okay. Does she have to shimmy into the spray? Yeah, you're very light. That's very light. Oh, I only wear light stuff, though. But yeah. So that's a body spray. That's a body spray. Yes. You're not wearing perfume. You're lucky she didn't hear that. Maybe don't wear it all next time. You wear perfume or body spray or anything? Light perfume, light skin. Light perfume, light skin. She hates light skin. That's right. She does like the lighter skinned guys. Chantel has made a point of that.

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2:57:10Texas face certain death unless they leave before Hurricane Ike hits. You guys want to hear audio of Tony Stewart ripping his team after the race this past weekend? Yeah. Crazy audio. The difference is I got mine back. I think that means if the pit crew lost a couple of spots, he got it back on the track. I guess. That's the only way I interpreted it. But you got to hear the beginning part. I mean, how brutal this is. Tony Stewart is wired real differently. Wow. Dude. Is he known for, like, being a jerk? Oh, well, yeah. Oh, okay. So this isn't really... Well, I mean, you've never heard it to his own team before. You know, usually it's other drivers and stuff like that. Oh, I see. That temper. But, you know, the thing about NASCAR is he knows everybody can hear that. Everybody can hear that. You buy these special passes and radios and things like that. And you can hear everything. You have a scanner. Yeah, you can listen to them all. You hear them all. So he doesn't care. Ew. He's going for it. Yeah. I just thought that was terrible. Yeah.

2:58:39Listen, I don't know how you fix it. How do you fix it? He's leaving at the end of the year. So he's going to no longer be on that team. The email that we read before we went to break was written by a guy who says that they sent out, HR sent out an email saying that nobody can wear perfume or cologne anymore. Somebody has complained to the HR department. And how do you have an allergy to like all? And is it just the smell? Just scents. I know my mom is so sensitive to like all that stuff. I mean, pretty much any. Like dryer sheets? Really? Yeah, like she doesn't use any of that stuff. I would love to go through your mom's cupboards and see the trippy stuff that must be going on there. Well, it's funny because, you know. She has to go to Bulgaria for soap. Yes. And, you know. She makes her own. Bacon fat. Yeah.

2:59:40You know, just like anyone, she likes to get her hairs did. And, you know, occasionally women, when they get older, you got to cover up some grays, what have you. So she, like, when she first settles in the area, she goes to all the salons to find out if she can get a hairstylist that will, like, do her hair out on, like, their back porch. because she can't actually be in the salon because it's too much. It, like, makes her sick to be in there, all the smells and stuff. So she'll find a really cool guy. I thought you were going, like, she has to use some particular all green natural hair dye made from beetroot. Yeah, they don't really make anything like that that really works very well. So she, you know, will find a guy who could, like, you know, do her hair out on, like, the back porch of the salon so she's, like, outside in the fresh air. There's a dude on the line. Oh, you know him. His name's P1 Baby Shaker. Wow. And of course he wears cologne. I mean, are you kidding? Yeah, he does, baby. This guy's a pimp. What's up? Baby Shaker? How you doing? How you doing, dude? I'm all right, yeah. First of all, wait a minute. Before we get started, I got to know, what cologne are you rocking? I'm an old school Lagerfeld. Lagerfeld? Lagerfeld, yeah.

3:00:56Let me tell you, Lagerfeld is a very distinguished 55-plus cologne, I would say, for sure. That's exactly what I'm talking about. Lagerfeld. Wow. So tell me, Baby Shaker, what happened? Well, we had been dating for maybe about six, seven months, and then she started complaining about it. And it was about other things at first, like the carpet at her job and the air conditioner filters. And I knew pretty soon it was going to come around to me, but I just kept wearing it strong. And then she told me, oh, can you slack off on the cologne? When we're in the bedroom, it makes my eyes bother. At first, I thought it was me, but then it wasn't. And then she said, can you just stop wearing it? And I was like, no. And so that's what made her, that's what drew her to me, you know. But then I had to let her go. She was kind of upset. And she said, are you going to dump me over something as small as that? And I was like, yeah. Wow. P1 Baby Shaker, how old are you? I'll be 35 this year. Are you single? Yeah. Did you just hear the story? Please. Really? Of course he is. It's because you haven't found the right one, Baby Shaker. P1 Baby Shaker, what do you look like? Oh, no. Don't do this.

3:02:21Five, eight and a half. I'm a rather debonair. Debonair? And yes, he's black. And Baby Shaker, is your type NFL cheerleaders? Actually, yes, it is. Really? High strong? Really, yeah. Not very bright. You know, the right amount of dumb, though. It's a good thing. Smart in the chest. Wait a second. What does that mean? Smart in the chest. It's funny, but I don't know what it means. So rude. I think we all know. They're being jerks. Sorry. I'm just saying, I don't want to say this girl's name, but her initials are Chantel. Oh, yeah. We're not going to give anything away. She's single. Break it off proper. Send a picture. Send a picture.

3:03:21Send a picture. And if she likes it, then you'll hear back from her. And if she doesn't like it, then we'll pretend. We didn't get that email. We looked all over that email. We never got that email. So weird. I don't know. I'm a little bit more suave than that. She might have to send me a picture. Oh, look at that. I don't think so. Whoa. Chantel doesn't like that. It looked like Chantel did not dig that attitude. She wants a guy. Yeah, she wants a guy. No. That will sort of. I want to be with her. Yeah, please. Okay, I'm not saying that I don't want to be with her, but, you know. You're already fighting. This is bad. No, it's your first fight. It's not a good sign. It's your first fight. This is going to happen a lot, Baby Shaker. I just want you to know. I just want you to know right now. This is going to happen a lot. Those sucks. All I want to know is when are we going to make up? After you change your what? His cologne. I don't know what lager is. Lagerfeld. Lagerfeld. I don't know what that is. Well, then how can you say you don't like it if you don't know what it is? It might be strong. It might not be. What if it isn't strong? All right. Is this what it's like? Run, baby shaker. Is this what it's like? Run. No. Baby shaker. Hey, does she want me or not? That's all I have. Ew. Dab on the air. I don't know yet. Oh, I love this guy. Send a picture. Send a picture. Baby shaker.

3:04:46All right. Well, I'll give you my email address. We can do like the cross picture sending at the same time. You got it. Hang on. Hang on. I ain't going to gossip, girl. What's up? So difficult. Seth, get that. Yeah, I got it. Get that info. He's so funny. I don't know. Is that like the bat signal you just sent out? I was like, we need some help, boy. Lovers. P1 Charles. Yeah, what's up, man? I just want to throw a couple cents in on this real quick. Yeah. About a couple years back, I was working at a company at a big call center. One day out of the blue, we got a big email like that. Same thing. Like, hey, we can't start wearing perfume, cologne, anything like that. For a few days, everyone followed it. And then all of a sudden, someone just decided, hey, that's real stupid. I don't understand why we got to do that. She comes in from a smoke break and just starts spraying herself all over. Walks in, sits down in this call center. And after about five minutes, some lady on the other side of the call center starts coughing. And after about five minutes of coughing, someone called 911. An ambulance had to come and pick her up. The allergy. Closed her throat up. And she couldn't breathe. They took her to the hospital and she was in the hospital for about two or three days. Came back and had a little recovery to do with just the allergy was that bad. Wow, man. Not all about, you know, just smells or headaches or anything like that. That chick almost died. Did she feel bad that chick did that? That's God's way of weeding out the weed. Oh, my God.

3:06:10I'm sorry. My goodness. What? That doesn't even make sense. Well, he's a crazy person. He's a crazy person. Come on. You got an allergy like that, then I don't know. Maybe it's your time. You head up to Skye's house. Her husband will take care of it. This text message says, is it okay to kill gophers if you're allergic to them? This is P1DJ. Mikey, I was told at a young age to spray three times in front of you, then step into the mist, and I never get complaints, only compliments. That's P1 Sicko. Start shimmying. I have two pointers on that. Go ahead, Ash. One is, as opposed to rubbing, like if you put perfumer cologne on your wrist and you rub it together, it actually takes the smell away.

3:07:04Causing you to have to put more on, and you waste it, and yada, yada. So you want to pat together lightly, and that will spread it. But you wear very strong perfume. I put a lot on. I know. Yeah. How much do you put? I'm in my own little box. What should you put? I'm in my own little box. With perfume. I do what I will with my perfume. First of all, where do you apply? I do two on my neck. And then I do one on my wrist, pat, pat. And then I do one on one ankle, one on the other. My second point? Left butt cheek. Just one. Who is smelling your ankle? It's a trick. Eddie, put your legs down. That is a vulnerable position, Edward. I can't explain what I just saw. The weird thing is, is after she puts it on her ankle, she applies from the ankle to the neck. I don't get that either.

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3:13:26Welcome back. It's a Mikey show, and it is 9-18. Michael Phelps says he's more nervous to host the season premiere of Saturday Night Live this weekend than he was swimming in Beijing. Ohio State's running back, Beanie Wells, is probably going to miss... How do you know his name isn't Beanie? It's a nickname, guys. His real name is Fruity. Okay. You know, he's probably going to miss tomorrow's big game against USC. What's the matter with him? He has an injury. A foot injury, I believe. Ow. I like Beanie. Let's see. Mikey, I wish my HR department was that crazy. I complained about a lady that stunk a body odor. Nothing happened. In fact, it's gotten worse. It's P1 Maddie. I think that's different. I think body odor is different than...

3:14:49A perfume allergy. Yeah. One's an allergy and one's like just, yeah, funk. Yeah. I'm allergic to BO. You're allergic to funk? Yep. Let's see. Hey, Mikey, why don't the people in the office just find out who's allergic and give them a one-way trip to Sky's Backyard? That's P1 Charger. You mean the dead zone? Hey. Hey. Good point. Hey, Mikey, will you explain? All the gopher stuff. I thought Sky was anti-death. What happened? I missed it. I am. I am. I am. I am anti-death. I am. Mikey, it's not that bad. The way I see it, Sky kills one animal a year. Last year a possum. This year a gopher. It's not that bad. Sky is not a fan. But Mike, let's be honest. She basically killed an entire family of possums. That is not true. That is not true. Because, excuse me.

3:15:52You killed the mother, and those children possums could not survive. Well, first of all, we don't know if she died. And secondly... Oh, it was dead, sister. And secondly, somebody told me that, you know, possums, they take care of each other. So another possum probably adopted those ones. No, their whole family died. No, they did not. Stop saying that. For sure. Hey. It was an accident. I felt really bad. I cried. It was really sad. It's true. It was sad. I hit it with my car. You know, it's an accident. Mikey, I'm sensitive to it too, but I can't expect my office to change because of me. It's my problem. I would never dare go to management and complain. That's P1 Slumlord. But it's like a sickness, bro. I mean, it's not like a problem. It's not a personal preference. See, to me, it's like... You should go to HR. If I was a small company, I would gather everyone together. I'd say, hey, guys, listen, I got this email that one of you miserable people in here is, you know, complaining to me about one of you other miserable people. That's how you talk to your employees. Really motivating. Positive environment. So let me tell you a bunch of slummers. A bunch of turkeys. A bunch of turkeys. A steel diamond. Right. No, I don't know. I mean, can't you just tone it down a little bit?

3:17:13Be cool. That's right. That's all they're asking. Just be cool. Mikey, I think your wife is being selfish. I think you should wear perfume before your spouse or significant other. I don't know what that has to do with my wife, but maybe he thinks that my wife is the one that wrote the email or something. What? I have no idea. I mean, what are you looking at? I don't read the text, though. I just give them the end. You figure it out. I wasn't listening either, to be honest. What's up with your wife? You wrong again? Man, Jer is on fire today. Let's see. I stopped smelling it after 10 minutes, so I have my hubby buy what he likes from me. You wear perfume for other people and very little for yourself. It's P1 Marine wifey. It's true. Yep. You wear perfume for other people? Yeah. Ankle sniffers. Yeah. You never let me explain that, so don't start taking shots. Oh, sorry.

3:18:22Explain that. It's for Rob. Why do you wear it on your ankles? Why do you wear it on your ankles? My friend told me a while ago. Throw up. It's like a charcoal filter. That is so gross. Don't worry, I got some of my ankles. This is for the ladies. If you are going out and you want your perfume to last all night, or if you have a long day, you know, I kick my day off at 4 a.m., so I want it to last all day. Eddie, stop. Eddie's showing how to apply it to the angels. When you're going out. Okay. And so what will happen is when the perfume wears off on your neck or your wrist, what will happen is the perfume on your ankles will waft up. No, you... You rub your ankles to your neck. And it comes up, and it will last throughout the night, you know. It's almost like a capsule of perfume, and then it's released when the rest of the perfume runs out. But if it has worn off of your wrist, no, no logic, no logic. That is the greatest advice I've ever heard. It doesn't seem to make sense. You should start doing it on your, like, knees, too, just in case. Or you could carry perfume in your purse.

3:19:44And just reapply it? No, ankle. I'm just trying to help. I really think it works, and I've been doing it, and I think it's been working out really well for me. I mean, it's just a suggestion. I'm not trying to push anybody on doing this. I'm trying to make a bunch of ankle spares around here. I think everybody can do as they will. This is just my will. This is the funniest text message I've ever received. Oh, that is a statement. Mikey, I just heard a commercial to join producer Rick for something. Can you tell Boy Blunder that his name is Boy Blunder? Thank you. I had a sit down with him. What? Yes. Wait a second. Hang on. First of all, we got to explain. Please. Wait. Our afternoon show here at Rock 105.3 is BC and Clint and producer Rick. Producer Rick used to work. For us on the Mikey Show. He's always crying. I fired him. Years ago. Boy Blunder got fired. 2004. 2004. Fired him. It was a hard decision to make. He's a friend. Because I love him. He's a good friend. But he had put the F word on the air for the fourth time or something. 800th actually. I'd worked with him for years. I mean, you know what I mean? I worked with him for years.

3:21:09Well, we have an eight-strike policy. Yes, we do. And so we have to honor that eight-strike. Rob's on number seven. Oh, yeah. But what happened was is that he was in charge of editing our best-of shows. And a lot of times when you're taking live phone calls, people will curse. Or maybe you're doing an interview with a rock star or something, and they curse. And we use an eight-second delay here. But when you tape record it, it doesn't add that. So you don't hear that. Well, you hear everything when you tape record it. You hear everything. Well, he would air those. Yeah. He has to go back and bleep them like Ashley does. Yeah. And he would forget. He'd forget. Even though we told him that's the most important job you have. You get fired. Yeah. You got to write down when it happens and then go back and bleep it. It must be bleeped. It's the single most.

3:22:08Highest priority there is. But he couldn't do it. He couldn't. It was tough. It was a hard lesson to learn. This is pathetic. So he did it, and I'm being honest here. He did it for the third time. You blew it! But the first time he did it in Dallas. And it was bad. I mean, it was as bad as... We did this thing called Off-Air Audio. And we would tape our conversations off the air. And I have a little bit of a dirty mouth. And I said every bad word possibly known to man. And that entire conversation was on the air. You want to know when it was on the air? It was on the air on a Saturday morning. And our general manager was out jogging, listening to the radio station. And this is not a joke. This is not a joke. It literally almost. made him have a coronary, what do you call it? Like he literally, he thought he was having a heart attack. He called our program director. He thought he was having a heart attack. Called our program director. And our program director, this is where our program director normally sounded like. He would call and he would say, hi, Mike. Love Greg. I was wondering if you could give him a conversation with us. But this thing. That was his urgent voice. Oh, yeah.

3:23:37But this thing freaked him out so bad that when he called, he sounded like this. Hi, Mike. It's Greg. I was calling because right now I just got to call. So he sounded exactly the same. It didn't matter what the situation sounded. But I was worried. I was really upset. He said that Tom Shore almost died hearing this. I've never heard of. anything quite like that before. Never. It was insane. Through all the stories I've ever heard from any DJ, I've never heard of that. We should have been fired. We should have been fired. Now, this was a crazy thing. Greg was having to, and I thought, man, I know he didn't know me, but boy, that's kind of goofy. He was having to assure Tom that we didn't do it purposefully, which I thought, I was like, really, Greg? Like, he really thinks that we do that on purpose? Yeah, who would ever purposefully endanger their livelihood? He thought, That we were just being wise guys. Maybe because it was so blatant to him. If it's like Eddie was describing it and it was happening so much during that segment that he had to be like, well, they have to be doing this on purpose. You don't understand. If we did that on purpose, we would have been blackballed. It would have been like our last...

3:25:01bit ever in radio. We want to never ever be on radio again. That's what you do. On purpose. Because it was bad. But then it happened a couple other times after that. That first time was the worst thing that could possibly ever happen. And so it was on the radar. I mean, it was the radar. You can't do it ever again. It happened again. We're like, dude, obviously next time you do it, you're done. And it happened again. So we let him go. Now, I don't know how long ago later it was, but Shauna, a year after that, our program director, Shauna, said that she was considering hiring him back to be the producer for the afternoon show. And she wanted to know, you know, what do you think? And I said, well, I said, you got to help me with this one. I have to ask you. If he... made that same mistake three times, what exactly do you think has changed that he will no longer make that mistake? If your philosophy is, well, he learned his lesson. I thought that the first time. The first time it was horrific and the lesson went learned. So he did it again. And then I thought, oh my goodness, this has changed his life the second time.

3:26:31Because the first time was so catastrophic. When it happened the second time, it's life changing. It changes your life. It happened a third time. It happened a third time. So what are we talking here? What are we talking? Mikey, seriously? I seriously, I think he learned us last time. I don't think he's going to put the F word on the air 40 times in a row. And I was like, okay. Well, to his credit, he's never put the F word on the air again. But he refuses to be called by his natural name. To get hired, they had to get a sponsor for him. to give him a salary. And Budweiser stepped up to the plate, the company, and said, we'll sponsor this guy, but he has to call himself Budweiser. And, you know, he didn't care. He was back in radio. He was like, yeah, call me Budweiser. Call me Viagra. I don't care. Because I want back in. So he was Budweiser, and then that lasted another year, and the sponsorship ran out. Budweiser did not renew, and he was a guy with no name.

3:27:53And so he decides, I'm all growns up. I want respect. You will call me Rick. My real name. My name is Rick. So he was now being known as producer Rick, which to me was so generic and so boring and so, like, you'll never remember that. I decided I was going to call for a sit down. Oh, no. When did this take place? Yeah, I really did. When did this take place? It was a couple of weeks ago. A couple of weeks ago? And we're just now hearing about it. How dare you. I forgot. How dare you. Are you out of your mind? I got a lot of stuff going on. That's awesome. Yeah. Where it said sit down. Here in the studio. In this studio. In this very studio. Was there anyone else here? I do not believe so. Okay. I believe it was just him and I. You and him. Yeah. What did you say? I said, listen, boy blunder. Because I've never called him anything else. I don't know him by any other name. Yeah, he tried to find it for a while after he was off the show saying, can you please call me Rick? No, you have to understand. I physically can't. You have to understand before Eddie tells his story that we used to, when, okay, we called him Boy Blunder to the point where we would be having a conversation with him where we, he'd be like crying about something and we would be emotional. It'd be something serious. And we'd go, Blunder, look, man.

3:29:07That's his name. That's his name. Blunder. We called him Blunder. Yeah. And it'd be something serious. And we'd be like, you know, we're in the middle of telling him we love him. And we'd be like, Blunder, you know, bro, like anything for you, dude. And all of a sudden, Rick, we're like, what is Rick? Somebody says Rick, and I'm like, who's that? So what did you do? So I said, listen, man, you can do whatever you want. You're a grown boy. But just some. It's a grown man is the saying. Whatever. I said, but I'm, you know, as your friend and your former mentor in the business, I would like to offer you a piece of advice. I said, if you want to be well known and you want to be remembered, I said, this producer Rick is not going to fly. I go, you should be known as your former name, Boy Blunder. Now, didn't he say to you, but you're Eddie. How does that quit? No, he didn't say that, but I mean, I would have just, I would have said, listen, man, you, you know, you were Boy Blunder before and people loved you. You were extremely popular and you built a character for yourself that you got rid of. And to me, you know, if you really want to stand out in this business, why not go back to that name?

3:30:25If I have a chance to hang out with a dude named Boy Blunder or a dude named Rick, I am going with Blunder 100%. Absolutely. What did he say? He said he's past it. I'm past that. He wants respect. What are you doing when you say that? I'm just telling a little story, Mike. He wants respect and he feels that he cannot get respect. You cannot see him as anything other than your little brother. You can't do it. That's it. I love that guy. I want him to be successful, and I know he'll be more successful if he goes by blunder. This has gone too far. I heard that he legally wants to have his name changed to Rick. No. I think he's done it. I think he already did it, Mike. I think he already did it. Get him on the phone. Yeah, we need an intervention with this kid. Get him on the phone. I tried. He's sleeping. I left a message. Hibernating. Hibernating. Bear blunder.

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3:37:08I could go golfing every day, play video games all day long, and do all these things. Sky. You know how I'm not a big fan of combining foods? Like, I don't like to, you know, like, I, yeah. Sean. Because I get seasick pretty, pretty easily now. Boston Rob. I'm not a sheep, Mike. That's right, he's not a sheep. And Ashley. Evidently, I talk to get attention. Save that one. The Mikey Show's on. Rock 105.3. It's a Mikey show. It is 942. OJ Simpson's attorneys are upset after an all-white jury was picked for OJ's kidnapping and robbery trial. Francisco Rodriguez tied Bobby Thigpen's Major League record for saves, closing out the Angels' 7-4 victory over Seattle for his 57th save of the season. I'm sure Mikey remembers the time when Blunder was known as Budweiser and he aired a phone conversation with Shauna over the commercials. I listened in shock.

3:38:25Uh-oh. That's right. I remember that. He's learning. That was on the afternoon show, right? Yeah. Uh-huh. So he made the same mistake again? Well, no. It's a little different. It's a little different. He didn't. It wasn't recorded. All right. Live phone call. Gotcha. Yep, yep, yep. But you're not supposed to do that either, right? It's a different mistake. Okay. He gets three more chances. Uh-oh. With our boss. This text message says, Mikey, play that pink song some more. All right, fine. Yeah. I love it now. Don't get stuck in my head. I don't care. I accidentally called her spam. It was just good. Scam. It was just going to be good. Let's see.

3:39:26Mikey, I have a Whataburger book that I'd like to leave for you at the front desk. Is that okay? P1 Whataburger. What is a Whataburger book? I don't know. I thought you'd know. I have no idea. Isn't that a Dallas thing? Well, that's the burger joint in Dallas. Yeah, I know, but what's a Whataburger book? It's a book. I guess it's a book. Yeah, dude. That's great, okay. It's a book with all the recipes, I guess, or something. It's a book that you use at about 2 o'clock in the morning, okay? Yeah, dude. Why don't you pull into that Whataburger? What's the matter with you, dude? They're close. Pull in there, dude. I'm starving. First of all, roll the window down. Second of all, roll the window down. Can you just pull in there, dude? They're closed, bro. Dude, you're a clown. It's 2.30 in the morning, all right? They're regular people. What are they, raised in a barn? They're closed at 10 o'clock at night like gentlemen. I need a burger. I'm starving. You're not going to get one, bro. Oh, yeah. It's everywhere. Yeah. How are you going to eat a burger with all that tobacco in your tongue, bro? It's disgusting. I'll spit it out. It's on the dash. You're spitting on your own shoes, dude. That's ridiculous. Some pig spilled a drink on me, dude. Okay. It's ridiculous, bro. It's a lady, all right? Treat her classy. Treat her like a lady, all right? Treat her like the Mona Lisa, okay? Like a work of art, okay? You're a clown, dude.

3:40:52You used to call me a clown? Yeah, dude. You have big red floppy shoes. Big red bulbous nose. White face paint. What's that on your lapel? It's a little flower. Look at that squirt. Squirt, squirt, squirt. Mikey, I'm in HR and had to talk to someone about their BO. Oh, really? That guy needs to go back to HR and say something again. It sucks, but that's being in HR. You have to deal with unpleasantness every once in a while. You sit in my office with someone that reeks, you do it too. It's B1HP. Sean, you would be great at HR. Oh, can you imagine? He would just do that to them. It would be terrible. Mikey, personally, I think that Puff Eddie is a great producer name. That's a good one. Eddie used to go by Puff Eddie when he was over at the old Star 100.7. Oh, he did. He did, Sean. That's right. It wasn't my choice. Puffy. Sick name. That's right. Sick. Let me tell you something. That was the hottest producer name going at the time at that 80s at lunch, right, Eddie?

3:42:18Hey, listen. Sergeant Carter. Take it easy over there. That's right. When I was a producer, my first producer job, I was known as Sergeant Carter. What? That doesn't make any sense. It didn't. It didn't. Sergeant Cubby would have been awesome. I just high-fived over there. This guy from Robbie Shades over here. Please. You're welcome. My name is Skye. What's happening? Oh, no. I was just sitting here being all nice and quiet. She wasn't doing anything. I wasn't doing anything. I love her. I thought we were talking about our early radio crew. No. My name is Skye. What's happening? My name is Skye. That's the same name now. My name is Skye. What's happening? That's good. That's good. I know you'll like them. I love them. My name is Scam. Okay. My name's Skye. What's happening? I know you like him. I love him. Skye's had it. Yeah, I don't blame her. You started it, bro. Whatever. Yes, Eddie, you are right. No, Puff Eddie, you are wrong. Mike, can we move on to something else, please? My name's Skye. What's happening? I beg of you, sir.

3:43:52Yes, let's move on to something different. Thank you. No, Eddie, do not throw that butter at me. I'm articulating. There are just certain words that are a bit problematic. Hey, this is a professional. I was trying to throw it in that cup, and I made it in there. I thought he was trying to throw it at you, bro. No, I wasn't, Mike. No, he wasn't. It wasn't even close to being over here. He's trying to hit Sky, to be honest. Sky has Billboard's list of the most popular songs ever. Yes. Pink. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. That's not the name of it. Well said. Starway to Heaven. Oh, yeah. Most popular songs ever. Ever. Oh, I know one. It's Dog Day Afternoon. I will bet that in the top three is Ice Ice Baby. That song was number one for like 21 weeks. Come on.

3:44:54How'd you know that, Sergeant Carter? It was Sergeant Carter when it was out. Seriously. No, Mike. This has got to be something by the Beatles. Thriller. Thriller. Billy Jean beat it. Bad. Big country, big country. Oh, yeah, big country, big country. Sean was on the right track before. The Macarena. Just can't get enough. Something from the Beatles. Let it be. Yesterday. Your mama. Sergeant Carter's Lonely Hearts Band. Hey June. Hey June. Hey June. Hey June. That's not your name. That's the number eight. You'll be better with a D. Remember when trying to say your name. To not say something that's not your name. It's a silent D. So the number eight most popular song was Hey Jude. Thank you. Jude? That's right. Hey Jude. No, no, it's pronounced June. Silent D. I always heard it was Jude. Yeah, it's got a D, but it's pronounced June. In English, yeah, the N is.

3:46:17or the D is pronounced like an N. Well said. Thank you. Hey, June, by the way. Thank you. Who's popular? Elvis Presley. Elvis Presley. Elvis Presley. Oh, dear. What's that? What just happened? Don't even think about what you're going to do. I know what you're thinking. Is that on there? Is it? Number one. Number one. Give us a hint. Little Miss Can't Be Wrong. Oh, yeah. Number 10, Tony Braxton's Unbreak. Breathe again. Unbreak my heart. Breathe again. Breathe again. Sean. Breathe again. You're not helping. I am. You're scaring.

3:47:32Good one, Johnny. We're never going to get this list. It's a hard list. What do you got? Number nine, Mariah Carey, We Belong Together. What? That's one of the most popular songs ever to who? The writer at Billboard that wrote it? Yeah, I guess, you know, they airplay, sales, like they... you know, put it all together. So, okay, number eight was the Beatles, Hey June. Number seven, Debbie Boones, You Light Up My Life. Oh, that's a great song. You're a big fan of that one? Oh, I used to love that song when I was a kid. Number six, Olivia Newton-John, Physical. Shut your mouth. Let me tell you something. Yeah. What's happening? I'd better be on that bad word thing. Bad word thing. I was going to say a bad word right there. Oh. Changed my mind right at the last minute. Good idea. Yeah, is Neil Diamond on that? No. What's wrong with the E-string on this thing? There's nothing wrong with it. Yeah, can't you hear it? It sounds like it's in tune to me, Neil. It sounds completely... Oh, what a tick. Maury. Every time with Maury. He's my agent. Yeah, I know. And wig specialist. You get mad at him a lot. He's the fat, balding, little Jewish guy. Hey, Neil. It's not nice to talk to people like that. Yes, the guitar.

3:49:09Right, right, right. Oh, look, I'm getting up now. Oh, I think Neil wants his guitar. Be nice to Maury, Neil. 45 years of this fat man. Hey, hey, maybe if you were nicer, he'd be a little quicker. He doesn't know if I'm out of tune to get another guitar. Oh, there he is. Look, here he is. Oh, thank you, Maury. That's wonderful of you to do. Slow things down just a little bit. Well, well, well, well, well, well. I say you will and I'll myself when I will to you. Fat cats listening out there. You should honor me. I fought in every war in America's history. Respect me. Put me on your list of seven words you can never say on TV, you fatso. Listen to me now. Hello. Hey, Verizon, can you hear me now? What are you doing, Neil? Thank you.

3:50:11He's a little out of it today. Oh, I'm out of it? Out of tune. Janice. Who's Janice? My publicist. She's a pimply-faced teenager. She's not a teenie. She was a teenager in 1965 when I hired her. Janice. What? Book me a trip to the billboard newspaper so I can soil myself all over the desk. Not in the top ten. Neil Diamond. Janice, don't book that. Yeah, you should, Janice. A bunch of drug bunnies. Oh, here we go. Let's take this thing off. Do it, Neil. Hey, let's do this one. Hanging out at Charles Manson's ranch. Oh, no. Oh, no. I met a girl who was fat and pregnant. What's the matter with this? What's the matter with you? This thing didn't even work. Well. Okay.

3:51:16Let's do another song. Do we have to? You are moody right now. Can we put him in the list? Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Maybe you'll be in there. I don't want to perform. Wait, but the band started. So let's do this. Go bong hit. What? Can you hear me? Is my monitor even turned up? Yeah, yeah. I feel like I'm talking to myself around here. No, we got you, Neil. My name's Neil Diamond. Let me start this one again. Okay, here we go. Go bong hit. Yeah. All of your LSD tablets. And play your text box 420s and listen up, you bunch of nudist wipeouts. What? Nudist wipeouts? Why don't you wipe that Facebook off your head? You and your Facebook and all of your little devices. Oh, look at me with my new blueberry. I'm texting everybody. I'm saying, bunch of me, bunching you. Pack up.

3:52:24Pirate snotting your bunch of sugar smacks. I can't even hear the E note on this. Fix that E note. When you throw that guitar, it's not safe. He's already hit me in the shin twice. But how do your shin smell? Oh, Maury. Shit, I spray him. Okay, good. Take your finger out of your nose. Hey, stop. He's beating up on Maury. He's not done anything wrong. You're making stuff up. Yes, a new guitar, yes. Oh my gosh. Very condescending. Choke on it, Biden. Let's do this. Let's do this right now. This one goes out to all you manure-huffing, hippie, cheeching, whatever the hell the other Mexican-loving freak-outs name was. Let's do this thing here. Let's do it. Baby loves me a bunch of meatballs. That's not the word. That's definitely not.

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4:04:34he can take for that or? Spaghet. Yeah. Okay. You think that's bad? How about the fact that Antonio Sabato Jr. just signed on for a VH1 dating show? What about that? Where do I sign up? What the heck? So he's going to date ladies? Yeah, he's going to be the bachelor of this new VH1 dating show. But since he was a soap star back on General Hospital, they say that the dating show is going to have this whole soap opera theme to it where there's a narrator and they're going to have to recreate love scenes and weird. So it's still untitled. VH1 is still working on that perfect name for the dating show. They have to nail it, you know. Yeah, it's got to be really classy. They have to get it just right. That new show, Fringe, did really good in the ratings. Yeah, it did.

4:05:35Yeah, it did really well. It's awesome. The show averaged 9 million viewers on Tuesday night. It was number one, the 18 to 49 year olds. And it's extremely popular with younger men. Yo, what's up? Fox is going to air a two hour extended version of the premiere on Sunday. That will include sneak previews of the upcoming movie. Day the Earth Stood Still, and sneak previews to the upcoming 24 prequel, Redemption. Yeah, so that'll be Sunday night on Fox. Gordon Ramsay's supposed to be opening a restaurant in L.A. with Victoria Beckham. Donkey. Yeah, I guess there was a rumor about it, and he was being interviewed by GQ magazine, and he said, yeah, you know, that's right. Him and Victoria Beckham are opening a restaurant in L.A. He says that Victoria is very big on the whole English-style menu, so there'll be a lot of bangers and mash and fish and chips. You can't say that on the air. Oh, I can't. My bad. Dude, watching last night, the season premiere of Kitchen Nightmares, he does this thing that he's done before, but I never really noticed that I love now. Yeah. He basically will berate you to the point of you're in tears. Right. And then when you finally have had enough and walk away, he's like,

4:07:00What? Why are you being a baby? That's great. Why are you being such a baby? That guy is something else. You called me a failure and the worst cook ever. You know, I mean, I don't want to stick around anymore. Did he do the lean in? Oh, yeah. That's his like signature move. It's so terrible. He leans in right into your ear and whispers something, you know, like and he's so almost like full of. I don't know. It's like he goes for the jugular. Yeah. You know? You're a complete failure. Like all whispery. I was like, what? What did you say? I'm surprised they're not like thinking of gnats in their ear. You know? Yacht Fest. What is Yacht Fest? The Rob Yacht Fest. Yeah. This weekend. I'm going to go shopping. Yacht shopping. Yeah. All right. I'll pretend. So Shelter Island Marina is, they're having Yacht Fest San Diego 08. It started yesterday and will go through the 14. Now you do have to buy tickets if you want to go. It's $34 for general admission and then you can pay more if you want these like VIP access passes or whatever. But you can tour 30 different yachts, you know, that are just done up, you know, like you've never seen before. They'll let you on? Yeah, yeah.

4:08:2130 different yachts out there at the Shelter Island Marina that you can tour if you buy a ticket. And then they say the show will also have planes, cars, jewelry, yachting accessories. Hey, Woods, you have to take a trip down there this weekend. You want to come with me? I'm going to go shopping. Dude, you know I can't afford the ticket. Aww. I'll pay for your ticket, dude. No, dude, I want your charity. Listen, I'm buying a new boat. I just thought you might want to come down there with me and take a look. You're buying a yacht. I'll pay for your ticket. That's right. Here I am, dude. Okay? What? You spit all over my 7 Series, bro. Don't do that. Come on. You know better than that. Come on. You and me. All right. We'll share a room down at the WNL. You can't afford your own. It's all right. I'm sick of you taking care of me. Dude, I'm a grown man. I'll take care of you. You're like a brother to me, all right? Go yacht shopping. Can you pay for my drinks? That's right. A very typical conversation between Bauman and Woods. It'll probably take place about an hour from now. Yeah, so if you want more details or if you want to see pictures of some of the yachts, you can go to their website, yachtfest.com. That's my homepage. They have the yachts where you can land the helicopters on top. I mean, they got all this stuff, so it's kind of neat to see things that most of us will never be able to own. I heard it's a very bad investment.

4:09:33What, a yacht? Terrible investment, yeah. Terrible. If you get one of those big-time yachts, it costs you like a million a year to upkeep it. To maintain it. That's true. Yeah, the maintenance is supposed to be why you take such a big loss on it. It's one of the most... It's one of the easiest ways to throw your money away. Because when you first said that, I was assuming it's kind of like a car when you drive it off the lot, you lose so many. Oh, so that as well as the maintenance. The biggest thing about the yacht is that they cost so much money to buy them. Okay. They're so expensive. But the costs of running a yacht are extreme, like extreme and ridiculous. You know. That's why I stick with just the cattlecopter. That's right. Oh. Yes. The chopper. Just the chopper. Right, right. The Honky Kong 2. Yeah, you caught me. You know, the blades. That's right. Mm-hmm. Speaking of the Habba. The Habba. Yeah.

4:10:33Something else going on down in OB. Is it OB this weekend? Oh, yeah. The Surfrider thing? Yeah, yeah. This is a really cool event. Our friend Chris Cantore is actually going to be like the emcee of the event. It's put on by the Surfrider Foundation. So it's going to be in OB this Sunday. And there's events going on all day, like breakfast at 9 o'clock. Then they're going to do a paddle around the pier at 10. Everything goes until like 5 o'clock. So there will be free surf lessons, free massages, free food, surfboard demos. Stone Brewery is going to have a beer garden out there. It's going to be a lot of fun. And, you know, the Surfrider Foundation wants to take care of our oceans and beaches and keep San Diego beautiful. So if you're out and about on Sunday, stop by OB. Say hi to our friend Chris Cantore and check out the free stuff. If I wasn't so afraid of sharks, I would think that surfing was something I would maybe. Yeah, and other stuff. Eddie's the same thing, man. What do you mean? Eddie doesn't want to be out there with the black and whites. Eddie would surf, but he knows those black and whites and you never know. Guaranteed. If we could make it a black and white free environment, he'd be out there. I'd be out there every day. He doesn't care. Ankle slappers, whatever. He'll be out there. That's right. Get out there. That's all I'm saying.

4:11:56Tell us about the Vista physician and then we're going to wrap her up. Okay, so yeah. So this week, a doctor out of Vista was arrested on suspicion of dealing marijuana and dispensing highly addictive... Frequently abused medications without a valid prescription. They say that during like a nine-month DEA investigation into this dude, you know, they would send in undercover guys and they would get, you know, bogus prescriptions for a whole bunch of things. They say Oxycontin, Vicodin, Ambien, a whole range of products with codeine and marijuana. So when they finally busted this guy. And the DEA did a search of his office and home. They found five loaded pistols, three rifles, a variety of controlled substances, more than half a pound of what they call high-grade marijuana, two scales, and several thousands of dollars worth of cash. And dude was a doc? A doctor. No way. The wrong business, dude. And Tina Fey, of course, is in talks to return to us now to play a service.

4:13:16Of course. And of course. Tomorrow night. That's right. She'll be on. Guaranteed. 570-1053 is our phone number beginning and end of every show. We do an open phone segment. You can call in about anything you want. So give us a call. 570-1053. Is Jessica Simpson pregnant? She answered the question on The View. Cut 31. And then this is all over the internet. It's not my question. All over the Internet, are you pregnant? True or false? No, she knows. I will definitely say that's false. They must have got me confused with my sister. What's the biggest misconception about you? So that they can clear things up. There's nothing wrong with that. I'm not pregnant. She's like, I heard my sister is, though. I don't know if it's true or not.

4:14:14But then when the ladies on The View went to ask her if her and Tony Romo are moving in together, she said no comment. And also wanted everyone to know that she has changed all her phone numbers and email addresses so her exes can no longer get a hold of her even if they want to. Sorry, John Mayer. That's right. You're out of luck, bro. 570-1053 is the number. And give us a call. Talk about anything you want. Mikey Show, hello. Yo. What's up? What's happening? Yeah, that's my boy. Pop your collar. Hey, I swear to God. Hey, my new favorite drop is, come on. Shut up. I love you. Hey, I got to let y'all know something, man. I appreciate you guys. You know, Eddie calling me the rookie of the year last year. You know, coming close. I appreciate you guys so much. You know, I want to do something for you guys. Is that okay? Sure. You promise? Yeah. You guys got my back? Yep. You know this? Hey, hey, hey, come on. Come on, old man down, girl. Anyways, all right, I need complete silence for like 10 seconds. You got it. My man.

4:15:26It's the Mikey Morning Show from 5.30 to 10. You want to be a P1? You got to listen in. Know the rules. Call in. Radio off and no cussing. Otherwise, Mikey might just hit the button. Get right to the point and recruit new P1s. Other than that, sit back, listen in and have fun. It's your boy Ayo and oh, I just killed it. Rock 105.3. Yeah, yeah, you know it. I'm at you, boy. That's what's up. That's what's up. That was awesome, Ayo. Thank you very much. I appreciate it. Way to be there, team. That was fantastic, A.O. Thank you. P1 Hitman. Hey, this is P1 Hitman. I'm sorry I said my name there. That's all right. You might remember me from K1 Speed. I was wearing the custom Mikey Show jersey. I do remember. Yeah, I just want to let you guys all know that I've been representing you guys over at Camp Pendleton Paintball Park for over a year now.

4:16:24And I've actually gotten pretty good. So I invite any other P1s to come out there and, you know, shoot some balls out there with me. Very nice, dude. All right, cool. Hey, thanks, dude. Take care. Mikey Show. Oh, no. Mikey Show, hello. Hey, Rex, what's happening? What's up, Rex? Hello, everybody. Hey, I know you guys had, you guys had talked about Chad Johnson changing his name sometime last week. Right. Sky to change her name. I know you guys are having a big show sometime next month. Maybe she can change her name for the whole day. How about Ham Rosa? Ham Rita? Something with ham in it. I think that's a pretty decent idea. What about Scam? We can put that out to vote for all the P1s. No, we will not, T-Rex. What about Scam? I like it. Let's get her a jersey or something. It's part Sky, part hand. No, I'm good. Thank you. It's Scam. No, it's Scam. It's Scam. No, it's just Sky. New on NBC. Mikey Show. Mikey, what's wrong? This is P1 Waterburger. What's up, dude? Hey, man, I left a book out there. It teaches you and your...

4:17:42kids how to do the Whataburger boogie. I have a four-year-old and a two-year-old. They love it. All right. Cool, man. Can't wait. Thank you, dude. Awesome. Thanks, man. Mikey Show, last call. Bring us home. Hey, Mikey, I got a question for Eddie regarding fantasy football. All right. Eddie, do I put in Phillip Rivers versus Denver or Peyton Manning versus Minnesota? What does your heart say? My heart says Rivers. What does your head say? Manny. Well, there you go. What do you want to go with, your heart or your head? Well, he's asking you, bro. This is good advice. Hang on. I like where he's going. I might go with Rivers. Okay. Go with your heart. Thank you. All right. More advice like this on fantasy football, fantasy cricket football, Sunday at 8 a.m. There you go. Ash, what's up? Tonight, if you want to come hang out, I'm going to be chilling.

4:18:40at the Cricket Wireless at 871 Herald Place in Chula Vista from 4 to 5.45 p.m. with tons of prizes, all of a bunch of stuff going on. So that's tonight. Make sure nobody yells out, Spaghet! Spaghet! Spaghet! The Spaghet! Okay. Okay. By the way, Mike. Yeah. I'll be hanging out at the Barnes & Noble at Oak Ridge Mall if anybody wants to come down. Well, that's in San Jose. Sean's up north. He's up north. I'll be looking at technical manuals so you can find me in the computer. And that is really how Sean spends his Friday night. That's actually a true statement. Yeah, technical manuals in Barnes & Noble. Sean actually really will be there. Oak Ridge Mall, I'll see you there. That's our boy, Shani. On Fridays at the end of the show, I tell you a little bit about my past because I know that there are people listening that can relate to it. So I tell you about what my past looked like and what happened in my life. Man, I'll tell you what, man. There are times where I look at my little boy who just turned two years old. He just turned two. There are times I look at my little boy and I see myself in his eyes.

4:20:08It's difficult, man, when you're a parent and you have a past that is similar to mine. I was sexually abused when I was a little boy, when I was five. I wasn't a lot older than my little boy is now. And when I look at how innocent he is, that's tough. That's tough to see. But I believe that every single thing that happened in my life happened to bring me to this moment right now, right here. A little bit older when I was about 10, 11. 12. And as I tell you this, I realize that there's going to be people that are listening where things that I say are not as bad as your experience and some of them may be worse. But when I was 10, 11, I experienced a very strong and powerful feeling of being alone and having a lack of safety. Those parents that follows their kid around, you have a little kid and he's running around, you're following him around and every second, man, you think that kid's going to fall down and hurt himself.

4:21:29I want you to know what that's about because I have that. It's about not feeling safe. And that's where I was for many, many years, just not feeling safe. As I got older, some of those feelings started to mix with these feelings of insecurity and low self-esteem. And when I was into my 20s, I started pouring alcohol into that. And all I was doing was acting on what I thought would make me feel better. I've described it before like it's almost as if you're missing a thumb. You're just trying to cover that up. You don't want anybody to notice. I didn't want anybody to notice a lot of these things about me. I didn't want anybody to know. In fact, the first time I told a lot of these things was right here on the radio. But the reason that I tell you this stuff is because I realized that there's a lot of people that are listening that may have gone through some of these exact same things.

4:22:45They may have gone through those feelings of loneliness. There may be people that are listening right now that are feeling intense or extreme loneliness. There may be people that are listening right now that you have been addicted to alcohol or you are addicted to alcohol. There may be people that are listening right now that have lost a loved one, somebody really close to them. There may be people that are listening right now. that are having a really, really tough economic situation or people that are listening right now where life seems to have lost all of its flavor, that life doesn't have any flavor to it anymore. It's like chewing on a piece of gum and it's gone. And you're wishing, oh man, I wish I had that back. That was me. I was laying in bed one night when I was addicted to alcohol and I knew that I was going to die. I knew that, that I was going to die and that it wasn't going to be more than a few years at the very, very most because I was so unhealthy. But I didn't want to tell anybody. One night when I was laying in bed, I asked Jesus Christ to come into my life and I asked him to change all of these things that I'm telling you about right now. And ever since that day, it has been a process.

4:24:27But he did something in my life that every Friday at the end of the show, I try to put into words, but I really can't put into words. He just breathed new life into me. He gave me a new life. If there are people that are listening right now that are in any of those situations that I'm telling you about, go to my website. It's Mikey show.com. M I K E Y S H O W.com. And there's a keyword section there. If you type in the word help, You can go to, it'll take you right to another page. And there's a lot of different resources there that you can use for any of the different things that I've told you about. If you want me to come speak at a program or at your church and tell this story, I can do that too. Just go to that help page. I play a song at the end of the show on Friday from a band called Third Day. And the name of the song is Tunnel. And the words to the song, the lyrics to the song are very, very inspirational.

4:25:29and it meant an awful lot to me one day when I was listening to it and decided that we would play that at the end of the show every Friday. Really listen to the words. Really, it doesn't matter who you are or what your situation is, really listen to the words and know that Jesus Christ can do in your life what he did in my life. It's available to everybody. Love you guys. We'll see you on Monday morning. Missy's up next.