The Mikey Show - Rock 105.3 - 09/15/08
Monday, September 15, 2008
Daily Audio 2008KIOZRock 105.3
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The Mikey Show broadcast covered the blown referee call that cost the Chargers a game against Denver, the announcement of the 28-hour show set for October 8th, fantasy football discussions, Sarah Palin impressions on SNL, various listener interactions including the Dumb Chick Challenge, and numerous advertisements and traffic reports. The hosts debated superstitions, answered trivia questions, and discussed current events including the SNL season premiere ratings surge and Carrie Underwood's fart sign-off.
What happened, in order
Referee blown call ruins Chargers win
A referee blew a whistle thinking it was an incomplete pass, then realized the mistake but couldn't reverse it, giving Denver the ball and a winning touchdown, costing the Chargers the game.
Two horrendous calls in one day
The host recounts two terrible calls: the blown Chargers call and a non-fumble call where instant replay failed, both costing the Chargers dearly.
Two horrendous calls in one day
The host recounts two terrible calls: the blown Chargers call and a non-fumble call where instant replay failed, both costing the Chargers dearly.
Referee's worst call ever
The host calls the blown call the worst he's ever seen, saying it changed the game absolutely and that he felt gross about the win.
Referee's worst call ever
The host calls the blown call the worst he's ever seen, saying it changed the game absolutely and that he felt gross about the win.
28-hour show details
Mikey explains the 28-hour broadcast format: starts at 6 AM Wednesday, ends at 10 AM Thursday, no commercials, becomes a gathering like Woodstock with listeners in the parking lot.
Jeff Garcia benched for performance
John Gruden says Jeff Gruden was benched for performance, not injury, and will be talked to this week about who starts next game.
Fantasy football domination
Boston Rob's heritage and superstition
Boston Rob explains his superstition about not wearing Patriots jerseys after players get injured, linking it to his team's performance.
Rob's Patriots jersey superstition
Rob won't wear Patriots jerseys because he believes wearing them causes the player to get injured, a superstition going back years.
Superstition and the keychain
Mikey and Rob debate whether forgetting a keychain contributed to Tom Brady's injury, with Rob insisting superstition carries over seasons and Mikey dismissing it as absurd.
Superstition debate continues
Mikey and Rob continue debating whether superstition carries over seasons, with Mikey calling it absurd and Rob insisting it begins anew each season.
Stetson cologne curse on Tom Brady
Eddie and Mikey joke that Tom Brady's knees are affected by too much Stetson cologne, calling it an allergy that requires draining.
Stetson cologne curse on Tom Brady
Eddie and Mikey joke that Tom Brady's knees are affected by too much Stetson cologne, calling it an allergy that requires draining.
People mentioned
MikeyEddieRobSkyAshleySean MerrimanTom BradyTina FeyAmy PoehlerJohn McCainCarrie UnderwoodCromartieBrandon MarshallMatt Wilhelm
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It is 6-7. At least 15 people in three states died after Hurricane Ike made landfall early Saturday morning in Texas. Home cooking, highway robbery, you decide. Cutler rolling out. His pass knocked out. He lost it. It was knocked away. A stunned crowd in Denver with 1-11 to go. The ball will be placed at the 10-yard line. There's 1-14 on the clock. The ruling on the field stands. It's third down. Wait, it's third down? What? Eddie, you got to explain because I didn't see that happen. I was flipping all over with the NFL Sunday ticket. So what happened and what's going on? Well, it was basically the worst call in history of football. Thank you. Jake Cutler fumbled the football when he was attempting to try and pass. And the referee didn't think that he, you know, he thought it was an incomplete pass. Blew the whistle, realized he made a mistake. But since he blew the whistle.
Nothing you can do. Nothing you can do. They gave it back to Denver, and Denver then went in and scored the winning touchdown. And he admitted, the referee admitted, I made a mistake, and there's nothing you can do about it. That's awful. It was really one of the worst things I've ever seen in football. Oh, my gosh. I thought of that word that you used for fantasy football in terms of the Chargers, snake bit. Well, I mean, it was one of two horrendous calls yesterday. The other call was in the first quarter, they called a fumble, and it was clearly not a fumble. Norv Turner went to challenge it, and the instant replay equipment wouldn't work. And so the referee decides, all right, well, we'll just go with what we called then, and you don't get to challenge it. And Denver went in and scored their first touchdown. Oh, my. And had all the momentum in the first half. So it was a bad, bad, bad day. I mean, you know, I have to say that I thought the Chargers' defense was atrocious. They played absolutely horrendous and, you know, should never have been in that position. But still, they did what it took to win the game, and it was taken away from them by the referee. That sucks.
Obviously, North Turner not happy about it. It's cut 92. Our guys fought, obviously, to come back, competed in all phases, and it's just disappointing to have that kind of performance spoiled by that call. And then they came back, you know, and the Chargers come back from that deficit, take the lead, and for the second week in a row, in the final seconds of the game, lose it. Lost by one point again. Aye, aye, aye. It was brutal. Well, the craziest thing, well, besides all that, is that Shanahan went for two to win the game and got it. But, I mean, every book in the world would say kick the field goal, play for overtime at home. But it was the right call because he got the win. It was just insane. You know, I saw that happen, and I thought to myself, I wonder if, you know, psychologically for that team at least, sometimes that can mean the difference in a team's psychological season. When they have something so, you know, they're in this situation where they could go for one point to tie it or two points to win it, and their coach shows all this amazing confidence in them. Cut 85.
Well, if you were a Denver fan in there yesterday, that must have been exciting. You know, I was trying to remove myself from the situation and think of how I would really feel if this were just a regular game and I had nothing involved in it. And I was just like, I felt so gross about the way that went down. I'm like, I don't know if that were the Chargers, if it were on the other foot, if I would feel good about that win. Really? Dude, it was that bad. It was the worst. Oh, you mean the officiating. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I mean, it was the worst call I've ever seen. Right. It was so bad. And it changed the game. Absolutely changed the game. Hey, on the positive side, how about that Darren Sproles? Yeah. He looks pretty good, don't he? He had a great game.
He looks good, man. That Darren Sproles is an amazing football player. The one thing I have to say, though, that I'm already pissed off this morning listening to sports radio is the already people saying, oh, well, LT's done. Let's start Darren Sproles. Really? It blows me away how this community does this. It's like, really? LT's done? It's called he's injured, guys. They don't care. It's like, no. Take him out back and shoot him. Oh, you mean you're hearing people think that, like, his career. Let's just, hey, here's our new guy. Crazy. Oh, that's weird. Dude, it's unbelievable. I'll take him. Well, yeah, that was a disappointing game. What a disappointing game. Who's next? Got the Jets on Monday Night Football. Aye, aye, aye. It sounds like it doesn't get that much easier. I mean, I would hate to be the Jets because I know this team is really pissed off. Yeah. They're really pissed. Is it here or is it there? It's here. Yeah. It's here. Oh, boy. So, I mean, if there's going to be a game that they open the floodgates, it's going to be this game because they are not happy. What a crazy, crazy day. Football overall yesterday I thought was really good. You know, I was switching around.
And I saw some really good games. That Charger-Denver game was good. It was good. I mean, back and forth and crazy stuff. When I was watching, it was an exciting game to watch. The 49ers-Seattle game was fun to watch. They went in overtime, the 49ers. That was fun. There was just a lot of fun football to watch yesterday. So it was exciting. And my son had his little birthday thing yesterday. All in all, not a bad weekend. Let's introduce and get you calling in. 570-1053. And our text number, text us to 35253. Gigantic day today because we're going to be announcing the date of the 28-hour show. We're going to announce the date of the 28-hour show next hour. About an hour from now, we're going to be telling you the day that you need to be taken off work. Two days if you mean it. So this is going to be great. So we're going to tell you that date next hour. You got to be here. My name is Mikey. I'm the host of the show. I am 38 years old, and I got a two-year-old son. I have a wife named Rebecca, and I'm from Gilroy, California, the same place that the backup Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback, Jeff Garcia, is from.
And he's not injured. He was placed on the bench for performance. And I guess they're going to talk about it. John Gruden says they'll talk. He'll talk to both of them this week and then figure out who will start the next game. So maybe Jeff will say, I think you should start me. Why would he talk like that? Well said. That's unfortunately how he talks. Oh, really? Maybe he'll start over there. Okay. So give us a call. Let's talk. Let's get this ball rolling. Eddie is our producer, our sports guy. He's 35 years of age, and he's been married for about a year. His wife's name is Debra. She's from here. And Eddie is also on the Charger pregame show and the fantasy football show. Oh, my gosh. Which yesterday, I guess, was gnarly and crazy and phone lines blowing up. I was not expecting this. I was not expecting it. For two straight hours, every phone line in here was...
ringing off the hook. And I answered so many fantasy football questions yesterday. I was thinking to myself, I'm just like you. I don't know anything more than anybody else. I'm terrible at fantasy football. My team, one league I'm 2-0 and the other league I'm 0-2. So I don't know what I'm doing. But everybody wanted to know my opinion. That's crazy. That's cool. It was cool. Our pastor at church was talking about fantasy football. In fact, he kind of incorporated the theme of fantasy football into the whole thing this week, the whole message. That's a good church, dude. And he was like, he was reading these statistics. 60 million Americans play fantasy football. 60 million Americans. That's crazy. I mean, that's a lot of people. Love that fantasy football. It's fun. I hate it. Nettie hates it. I hate it. It ruins my life. Oh, wow. It ruins my life. Wow. That Clear Channel League, I have the exact same team as I did last year. Really? I score around between 50 and 60 points. I lose every week. I don't understand. I have a good team. I have a solid team. Well, I definitely was thinking of you yesterday every time Antonio Gates would catch a big pass because you got Gates.
And he'd catch, like, a nice big long pass. I'd be, hey, that's points for my boy. He only caught four balls. Oh, he did? Yeah. Did he have a good yardage? No. Ay, ay, ay. 50 yards, something like that. Hey, by the way, I don't know if we jinxed Marianne Cucci last week on NBC739. Or if we jinxed Mari Payton. Yeah, more like it. Marianne Cucci's back on the anchor desk and Mari Payton's back out in the field. So, that's right. We jinxed her. Jinxed Mari. Skye is our news girl, and she is 30. Hi. And has a working fountain at her house now. Yes, I do. The tales of the fountain. Thank you very much. Is it beauteous? I believe it's beauteous. The boo, not as happy. He's a perfectionist when it comes to this stuff. He still wants to drain it one more time and just shim it in one more little place. So I said, let me please just enjoy it this weekend. And then Monday you can go to town and do whatever your little heart desires. I know that you guys would never pay for a service to service that thing because your husband's too good at stuff. But I will tell you as a fountain owner. Service your fountain? Sky, let me tell you. You guys have a fountain? Yes. Where? On the side yard. Oh, that's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And let me tell you.
That thing will turn into a swamp if you don't... No, he already has a kit. He does? Yeah. Yeah, that stuff gets a little yucky in there. Yeah, green. Yeah, we have a bird bath in the yard and... Like, I don't even know why the birds go near that thing. It's so gross. That's funny. Your husband want more tomato plants? Because I got them. I got to give some away. I got them in pots and I've grown them to get real healthy. And I got that one that I told you I was growing for him that he likes. It's going. Okay, I'll ask him, but he's like being a freak, man. He's like, winter's coming, batten down the hatches. I'm like, we live in Escondido, bro. Like it was like, you know. Hurricane Ike is hitting you. Yeah, it was like 90 degrees the other day. We got to throw quilts on everything. I'm like, it's okay to plant stuff. It's all right in Southern California. It's going to be good until January. You can grow those tomatoes. He's a nut. Yeah. Let's see. Shawnee, oh boy. He is our sound effects man and will now give you an example of what those sound effects sound like. Go ahead, Shawnee. All right, Mike. I'm glad you said that. Thank you for saying that. You're welcome. Very much. He is my age. He is 38 years of age. Oh, man. And many people don't know this about Sean, but he used to dance in a Bulgarian dance troupe. No. That's not true. Armenian. Armenian. Yuk. Yuk. No.
Nigerian. Nigerian. They're using a Nigerian dance troupe. Australian. Caucasian. Yes, Caucasian. Was it Caucasian? It probably was. Was it Caucasian? No, it was not. Floridian? Was it a Floridian dance? It wasn't. It was Ukrainian. Oh, that's right. That's right. Right next to Florida. Ashley is our assistant producer. She has blonde hair, brown eyes, and she is, I consider her to be very hip. She knows stuff about stuff when it comes to younger people. And she's my go-to young person. Let's see. Boston Rob. Hey! He's a singer-songwriter. Weird. A would-be television star. Whoa. Yeah, that's right. He's trying. We'll tell you more about that later. Oh, I can't wait. Boston Rob is 25 years of age and loves all sports originating from New England. Uh-huh. Oh, yes. He really, really does.
It's part of my heritage, man. That's right. You grew up in Boston. How can you not wear any Patriot stuff anymore? Hey, what's up? Oh, I got it, but I got this really weird thing. You know all about it. Superstition? Yeah. Well, the jerseys, but I mean, don't you got shirts and stuff? Yeah. You're superstitious about shirts? No, I do. Two of my Patriot shirts, they're... At the laundry. The tainted. No, the jerseys, I got this weird thing that... Last year and the year before, every time I'd wear a jersey, that guy would get injured. Yeah. So I can't do it anymore. Like, I can wear a game day, but other than that, I can't wear them. I don't want to hurt anybody. I don't want to hurt anybody. Sky, two years in a row. Maybe you should start wearing the opposing team's jersey, then, if it works so well. But you don't even know what that would do to my team. Oh, I'm sorry. I don't even know. Rob feels that he can directly affect his favorite sports franchise. I do directly affect him. What are you talking about? So he's real careful. He's very careful. All these things. Time to go to the restroom. He's the reason why they lost in the Super Bowl. I am. What'd you do wrong? I brought this certain key chain and my girl forgot her cell phone. Says the two in combination. There's no way.
Do you think that if she had remembered her thing, it would have worked? And I didn't bring that keychain thing that this guy gave me? Yeah. So if you had forgotten yours, but she remembered hers, it would have been okay. Totally different game. Totally different game. But the combination of the two, forget it. Oh, absolutely. Driving up, we had to drive up to, how do you say it? Murrieta. Every time. Murrieta. Murrieta. Murrieta. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Murray Hedda. We got like 45 minutes up in the drive and we almost turned around. Yeah. Now. He should have. Why? You're telling me, dude. I'm looking back at you later. He's kind of a hothead. We're friends. I know how to talk to the guy. He's kind of starting to lash out. Conversely, if you had both remembered, you'd have won the game, right? Without a doubt. No question. No question. No question about it. You'd even carried over. Into this season, that's why Tom Brady got hurt. Oh my gosh, no. What? It's a combination. Eddie, that is absurd. It doesn't carry over seasons. I don't know. New season, all superstition begins anew. How do you explain that then, Rob? Yeah, what happened? The cosmos, I don't know. Cosmos? Yeah, the stars weren't aligned right. Too much Stetson?
That's right. Too much Stetson. Like, what's this hilarious thing about Stetson? He's done a couple ads. They're great. They're great? Their homo are rotting. I heard that if Tom Brady wears too much Stetson cologne, it really affects his knees. It does. Yeah, it's an allergy. His knees become effeminate. He's got to have them drained. of the Stetson. That's how they get the flavor. I heard that his... Hey, Eddie. Oh, gross. Did you hear that in the first quarter of week one that Tom Brady's Stetson quantities were dangerously low? Yeah. He forgot to spray his ankles. I heard that they had to rush him to the hospital and connect him to a Stetson IV. You're right. I did hear that. He's going to make it, though. He's also suffering from petite feet. He is. He has petite feet. Clearly. So he's got to get more Stetson in there to compensate. Yeah. And so they hook him up to the Stetson machine. The guy is injured. That's true. That's true. I know it. What are you thinking? I'm not picking on LT because he's out. More Stetson stat. He's not really out. He played. Well, he sucked, didn't he? I don't know. Actually, yes, he did.
I don't know. You have an afro. I can't do anything about it. I can't. I have to stare at the back of it and it is out of control. It is. He's waiting. For what? For what, Mike? To see what happens. We see what happens. I'm not going to be able to see you in a while, Mike. It looks like Will Ferrell. Is it funny? I believe he thinks that one day he'll wake up, it will have grown to a level where it'll be like, you know, a movie style. Looks like Brad Pitt. That's right. And then there is Roosevelt Sir Roosevelt Zethian Oates III Jr. Esquire MD DDS Inc. Dot com. There we go. Nailed it. Wow. Rosie. He is our phone screener. And that guy had one heck of a weekend too.
I got all of your guys' yesterday emails, and you guys had some weekends. I'll tell you that much. You guys had some weekends. There was some stuff going on. 570-1053. Give us a call. Beginning and end of every show, we take open phones, so you can call us right now. I'm excited. We're about 40 minutes away from announcing to you the date of the 28-hour show. Awesome. You can't, Mike, because then once you do that, that makes it true. Maybe he's going to announce that it's canceled. No, no, no. Oh, I'm in for that announcement. Maybe he will. Okay. This idea must be squashed. No, there's a percentage of chance. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we got a chance. There is a percentage of chance. Oh! Zero percent chance. But the 28-hour show will be canceled. How dare you. Our text numbers. And there's a chance. 35253. Okay. Tina Fey was hysterical. Dude. As Sarah Palin on Saturday Night Live. So good. And the thing that shocked me about it the most was, of course, we know how much she looks like her. Yeah. I mean, you look at her and you're like, whoa, that's Sarah Palin. But she sounds so good doing that Sarah Palin voice. Oh, my goodness.
The idea, just so you know, before I play this clip, the idea is that she's standing up on a podium, Sarah Palin, talking with Hillary Clinton, played by that mousy blonde. Amy Poehler. That's right. The mousy blonde, by the way. Tina Fey and Amy Poehler. Cut to. You know, Hillary and I don't agree on everything. I believe that diplomacy should be the cornerstone of any foreign policy. And I can see Russia from my house. Thing is caused by man. And I believe it's just God hugging us closer. Agree with the Bush doctrine. She does that voice so good, man. She sounds just like Sarah Palin. And she looks like her. It's great. So that was pretty fun. Sarah Palin. On 2020, not as fun. More on that when I develop the energy. John McCain being vicious. Did you hear about John McCain was attacked? Did you hear about that? A wild animal? Pretty much, yeah. Five vicious women on The View. I don't know if he's okay. I don't know if he's going to make it.
out of that alive. That's bad. But I heard clips, and I was like, wow, didn't anybody rush in to try to, like, throw a blanket over him? Where is, like, Secret Service? Yeah. John, drop and roll, bro. It must be in ICU right now. That's right. Let's see. P1 scene, what's up? Hey, good morning, Mike. What's up? Hey, I was just wondering. I know, even though we lost, I still love the Chargers and all, but I know you got a couple of those clips of Sproul's breaking some of those runs out for us. Absolutely. Absolutely. Let's listen to the kickoff return for a touchdown. Cut 89. Matt Prater's kick is going to wobble a couple yards back in the end zone. Here comes Darren Scrolls. 5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30, 35, 40. Only the kicker to be. Josh is fun to listen to. I heard him on ESPN doing that call. Dude, he's so good, man. And then a little while later, this was very exciting. Little screen pass to Sproles. Cut 87. And here's Rivers. A screen pass. He's got Sproles. Cuts up field. Darren Sproles. He's fast. Four foot two inches tall. He's really amazing to see. Nice. He's robbed a lot of hope. It's awesome. All right, brother. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, that got me excited right there. I love it. Just hearing that. Now I'm ready to talk about Sarah Palin on 2020.
That's what I needed. I needed that boost to be able to get up to the point where I could actually discuss it. No, I'm not ready. Maybe tomorrow. I re-evaluated. I'm not ready yet. But hopefully a little bit later on. That first-round draft pick for the Oakland Raiders did real good yesterday, too. Darren McFadden. Yeah. Rookie. Welcome to the NFL, Darren McFadden. That's right. Rushed for 164 yards in the Raiders' win over Kansas City. And that should tell you how bad the Chiefs are if the Raiders were able to win. Yeah. Brutal. Hey, call us. I want to talk to you. You're driving in your car right now. You got something to... to tell us about. Maybe you saw a movie. Maybe you want to ask a question. Maybe you saw something on TV. I'm going to start season passing the show Fringe and hopefully watch it. 570-1053. Our text number is 35253. We will talk to Sean Merriman from the San Diego Chargers. And we'll talk to him this hour. We've got the 28-hour show date announcement coming up just after the top of the hour. We'll be right back.
We're going to do a little P1 trivia so someone can come in the studio on Friday. Have audio of John McCain being viciously attacked. Send it to the police. I know it. It should be evidence, right? For sure. Mitch Hedberg in the stand-up spotlight. Spotlight. Five-three. I like baked potatoes, but I imagine you already knew that. The thing with a baked potato, it takes forever to cook one, man. Sometimes I'll just throw a potato into my oven, even if I don't want one. By the time it's done, who knows? People give me gift certificates as gifts. I think a gift certificate is a bad gift. What's a gift certificate? You take money that was good everywhere and you ruin it. Just give me the 20. That was a universal gift certificate. You guys know how much I really appreciate your show. I try to catch every minute. It's the best. Thank you, man. We appreciate it. Thank you very much. Rock 105.3. Hey, check this out.
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Oh, dear. What's that? What just happened? Don't even think about what you're going to do. I know what you're thinking. Is that on there? Oh, look at me. Back to the Mikey Show on The Rock. Welcome back. It's Mikey Show 639. Lindsay Lohan allegedly punched a paparazzi in the face last night after she thought he tripped her. Reports say that the Raiders will fire their head coach, Lane Kiffin. Really? Yeah. Do you know of any names being mentioned out there? Well, they're saying that it's probably going to go to former Chargers wide receivers coach James Lofton. For real? Who is now their wide receivers coach. Not like Lane Kiffin. And Lane Kiffin does not like Al Davis. It's so weird. It's so weird. Worst organization ever. That guy.
That Al Davis, man. Dude, they showed him yesterday. Yeah. Did you see that picture of him? Yes. In the skybox? Yeah. Were you frightened? Dude, my jaw dropped open. I couldn't believe. I'm like, that guy's alive? Seriously. Yeah. It was creepy. He didn't give this impression of like, that's the most brilliant mind in football. Eddie's doing it right now. Yes, that is exactly it, the look that Eddie has. You'd have to see it. It's this. Well, he's the older gentleman, for sure. But he just wants to do it that Al Davis way, that's for sure. Welcome back to the show. We're getting a lot of text messages at 35253, and everybody's waking up. Phone calls are coming in, 570-1053. This text message says, Eddie, what the heck was going on with Cromartie? That's P1 bass player. He had one of the worst games I've ever seen. a cornerback have ever. What happened? I thought this guy was great last year. Two things, in my opinion. What is it? One, he was injured all week, didn't practice, had a hip injury, and it obviously affected his play. Because, I mean, he's talented. No reason you should give up 18 balls to Brandon Marshall. Team record, by the way, for Denver. Second most in NFL history. Secondly, I had a thought about this last week about Cromartie.
and all of his talk about how he's going to catch 15 interceptions this year and all that stuff. And I'm like, you know what, Cromartie? I don't know that you're as good as you think you are. Yeah, you had a phenomenal season last year. You made tons of interceptions, went to the Pro Bowl. But take it easy, guy. You are not Champ Bailey. You are not a guy that's been doing this for many years. Take it down a notch. So hopefully this is a humbling experience for him a little bit. But you know what? I also blame Ted Cattrall. Like, how about giving the guy a little hand? I mean, after the 14th catch, maybe go, yeah, let's slide a guy over, help him out, double team, Brandon Marshall. They're like, nah, he's good. Eventually, he'll figure it out after 18 catches. I had Brandon Marshall in fantasy football yesterday, and he had like 160-some yards. I had him too, Mike, in my other league. Yeah. Didn't play him. How come? I'm stupid. Who did you play? Who did you play? Again, I'm the fantasy guru that I am. You give advice to other people. For two hours I did. On the radio. I said to myself, I go, you know, Brandon, he's coming back from this suspension. I think the Chargers are going to shut him down. I'm going to sit him this week and play him next week. That was brilliant. I still won my game.
It was dicey. This text message says, Dear Oracle, that game made me sick. Me too. He's got a question for you. What? Which was worse? Or he says, how do you take this? Was that two-point conversion a slap in the face or salt in the wound? I thought it was a very wise decision, honestly, by Shanahan. If we would have gotten the ball back in overtime and won the coin toss, we would have gone down and scored. There's no question in my mind. Because they were going back and forth, back and forth. There was no defense being played. So he thought, well, this is my one chance. We have them on their heels. I'm going to go for two and just get the win and get the heck out of here. It was a smart decision. Hey, Mikey, P1 Mikey here. Can you please ask Eddie, who is the Chargers leader on defense? Lackluster performance two weeks in a row. Thanks for being on the air, guys. Are you ready? Uh-oh. Wow. Eddie is sitting back. Whoa. I've been pretty. Calm about the play of this defense. And in particular, one person who is horrendous. And I don't know how they continue to put him out there. He was replaced yesterday. And he should be replaced for good. And that's Matt Wilhelm. I've never seen a worse inside linebacker in my entire life. That guy takes the worst. He has no instincts. Zero. He takes the worst first steps I've ever seen.
Like most linebackers, they play downhill. You know, they're always moving forward. Right. And then they react. Matt moves to the side or even back. Like, it's weird. And he doesn't attack plays. He always gets dominated when somebody gets his hands on him. He is awful. Right. Absolutely awful. And, you know, I've been cool about it for a long time, but I'm not going to be cool anymore. He's terrible. Get him out of there. I don't care if you put in Waters, Seiler. Tim Dobbins, anybody is better than the way Matt Wilhelm is playing right now. So who do you think, if you had to name somebody, who do you think is the Chargers leader? Well, once Sean Merriman went out, who was the team captain, they needed to name another captain, and they voted Clinton Hart the team captain. I guess because I don't know Clinton Hart very well. Maybe he's vocal. But the rest of the guys aren't vocal. There's no real vocal guy on that defense other than Sean. And he's not in there anymore. And so somebody has to step up, whether it be Sean Phillips. I know Jamal Williams has a reputation of not being a talker. He just goes about his business. He's not a talker. He's not a talker. Not a talker. Somebody has to step up. I don't care if it's Luis Castillo. Somebody needs to go, hey, listen, guys, we've got to get this together. Because they've played.
terrible for two weeks in a row. Eddie, when I played at Colorado, I was not very vocal on that field. What was the stadium again? Buffalo Field. Oh, yes. You were not a vocal guy? No, I just led with my play. That's awesome. It was Frank Wilheim. Frank Wilheim was the coach. He's a great coach. So, P1 Warning is on the line. Hey, Mikey. How you doing? What's going on, dude? Yeah, it was my girl's birthday this weekend, and I took her out to K1 Speed for the first time. Dude, how was it? Yeah, we were both nervous. We had like six races in front of us, and it was like in a line for a roller coaster you've never been on. Yeah? Did you like it? Oh, yeah. Well, of course, she was slowing everybody else down, but yeah, we both had a good time. She's a girl. She's a girl.
Oh, stop. Ashley killed it when we went there. Yeah, she actually beat me. I spun out three times, and she didn't spin out one time. Very reckless. K1 Speed's awesome. Hey, I want to thank you for referring it. I hear you guys talking about it on the radio all the time, and I decided today to try one out one time. Yeah, bro. They're up in Carlsbad, and people can find them on their website, k1speed.com. They're racing little electric carts. It's cool. Thanks for calling, bro. Oh, no problem. Thanks, Mikey. Thanks. P1DX. Hey, Mikey. What's up? Quick question. You guys were talking about this all last year. How come Shauna doesn't like Nickelback? If I were to use Shauna's words, it's because she thinks that the, you know, she just believes that the words to the songs themselves and that the songs are just really lame. And she feels like. Rock 105 is, and she's right, it's one of the foremost rock stations in the United States. And this radio station doesn't really go by what everybody else is doing, never really has. It's always been kind of an industry leader more than an industry follower. And so she doesn't play them because she feels that the lyrics are kind of lame.
And upon further examination, Hey, P1DX, did you hear that part right there where it went, Tell me what you want. Yeah. I think that probably answers the question more than anything else. And I haven't even got to the part where that same voice goes, I want a quesadilla. Rock and roll. No. Listen, I assume you like Nickelback. No, I don't. Oh, you do not like Nickelback. No. You do not? Yeah, I think that that Chad Kroger's got a killer voice, man. I think he's got a great voice. The lyrics are a little rough on the ears. I like composers a little bit. Oh, a little bit. I was trying to be cool. Please. I think that could be what part of the deal is with it.
Shauna feels a little bit of that, too. All right, man. Thanks. All right, dude. Odds that he may have actually been a Nickelback fan but was shamed out of it? 100%. Maybe. I don't know. This is about Saturday Night Live. Mikey, I thought Tina Fey was awesome. Michael Phelps should stay in the water. That's very true. Thank you. P1 Nikita. Needed to be said. Let's take a listen to some of his monologue. Cut four. No, no. It's so great to be here hosting Saturday Night Live. This seriously is like the ninth greatest moment of my life. To you who don't know, I set a world record this summer by becoming the first person to appear on NBC 390 consecutive hours. Yeah, his stuff. Yeah, Amy Poehler saved that. Yeah, Amy Poehler was funny there. Smart. She was great. So how was it? Oh, dude. Well, first of all, you know, he's so like monotone and really has no stage presence. But on top of the fact, I mean, you know, every skit he was in, he was like fumbling his lines. Like every single skit. That guy's a swimmer, man. They can't. Oh, man. That's a little rough. Hey, we have a new listener on the line. Hey, what's up? Oh, hello. Kira.
Hey, Mikey. How are you? I'm good. How are you? Good. I actually have a question for Eddie. Okay. I wanted to know why he hates killer whales. That's a good question for a new listener. Sorry, Eddie. Well, no, Kira, it's fine. I mean, I think that you should just think about it for a second. Okay, Eddie. It's in the title. They kill. They kill you. They kill you, actually. No, they kill seals. They kill seals. No, no, wrong. They kill anything. They kill anything, and we'll eat you. They'll kiss you on the cheek. SeaWorld has been in a giant conspiracy about... There's probably thousands of trainers that have been eaten that we don't know about. There are some videos. YouTube it. YouTube it. And you'll see what a conspiracy... But, Eddie, is it not true that sometimes when making a point, you will randomly say... YouTube it. No, that is not a fact. Is it not true? Just try it. Sometimes you will say YouTube it. Yeah, type away. See what happens. Get ready for your mind to be blown. That's right. Now Kira, you know, some of us have fear of spiders, others, rattlesnakes, Eddie, it is the black and whites as he calls them. They're terrible. I would harpoon Shamu if I could.
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Welcome back. It is 7-0-1. The Brad Pitt, George Clooney movie, Burn After Reading, was number one at the box office, making just over $19 million this weekend. Matt Castle. Got his first win as a starter, leading the Pats to the win over the Jets. Some text messages we're getting. Mikey, all the spoil clips were giving me the chills. Josh is so good. That's P1 King. He is good, man. Dude, they use him on SportsCenter. They use him on advertisements. Everything. This text message is for Eddie. Eddie, I don't understand how a flag can be taken back when thrown by mistake, but a whistle can. That's P1 Tourmaline. Well, I guess, you know, when a flag is thrown, the play continues until it's finished. When a whistle is blown, the play is dead. And so they can't take away that. This text message says the Raiders, the worst organization ever. Three championships, you should say otherwise. Son, money, hip hop. What? That's P1 Big Daddy King. Eddie's mouth is gaping open right now. Eddie's mouth is gaping open right now. He got you there. He is. I think Eddie's in shock. I think this is the same thing that happens like.
If you see a unicorn run across the street. Yeah. Eddie just saw a unicorn run across the street. He doesn't even know what to say. Right. Wow. Well, it happens. That person is the best. Hey, Mikey. That takes brass balls. Mikey, I just saw your guy's amazing billboard on the 94 and almost had an accident. I finally saw it, too. You did? Yeah. I haven't seen it. Where did you see it, Eddie? I saw it off the 8. Yeah. Right here. It's right at where you get off on the 15, 8 Mission Gorge area. Headed east, right? Yeah. I got to see it. Yeah, I saw the one on the 163 this weekend. Where is that one located? If you're heading north on the 163, it's right by the Balboa exit. Sweet. Let's see. This emails.
subject line is the officials. Mikey, the officials from the Charger and Steeler game need to be put in golfer suits and sent, oh, gopher. Yeah, that's probably what they meant. That's probably what they meant. They spelled with an F. Well, it happens. Well said. It's hard to take it seriously. Well, it's all right. But they need to be put in gopher suits and sent to Sky's house. That's P1 Grimm. I still think they should be put in golfer suits. Let's see. By the way, Sean Merriman, he's turned his phone off. So it's straight to voicemail. That's great. He's sleepy. You know, honestly, I tried to double confirm that we were going to have him on today. And I had confirmation that he was going to be on today because I was worried. that his surgery is supposed to happen like this week. And I didn't know when it was. So he could be en route to that. I just, I have no idea. Uh, Eddie. Yeah. This is a text message. I don't like these anymore. I'm tired of it. How do you feel? How do you feel about the possibility of bringing back Junior Seau to replace Merriman P1 Barricade?
That's crazy. How would you do that? You slide over. He can play outside. He can? I thought he was like a classic inside linebacker. He's played outside in his career, too. But, you know, it would be the most ridiculous move ever. You know, first of all, Junior is, he's not healthy. That's part of the reason why he's not playing anywhere. Does he have a cold? No, he's got a bum shoulder. Sinuses? No, it's an injured shoulder. He's not retiring. Let's also remember. He's like 74. He is? Yeah. So, come on, people. I think that Boston Rob will be interested in the next text. It says, hey, Mikey, have any of you seen the movie Gone Baby Gone? Oh, of course. Greatest movie ever. Doesn't Rob handle the text? I wonder if... He loves Gone Baby Gone. But why? I watched two seconds of it a couple of weeks ago, thought it was the worst acting I'd ever seen. Oh, what are you talking about, dude? Two seconds? Yeah, I was... I don't disagree. I was really... I'll come over today and we'll put it on and we'll watch it together. Maybe you can translate. Yeah. Worst acting? I have to wash my hair today. You don't have any hair. Why don't you actually watch that movie?
I did. I actually watched a couple of minutes of it. No, no, no, no. Watch the movie and then come back to me. Start to finish. Will it change my perspective if I see it from the beginning? Maybe it was context. What do you mean, see it from the beginning? Yeah, I came in halfway through. I said, oh, this is that movie that... I was changing the channels around. It was on TV. And I saw it on the guide. I go, oh, that's that movie Rob's really into. Let me watch a second of it. So I hit it. Is that on Sundance? Is that what it was? It was not on Sundance, no. It was on Nickelodeon, I believe. I don't know. Hey, Mikey, maybe I missed it somewhere a few months ago. This guy's a joke. Sorry, Mike. Continue on, though. Wow. Wait a minute. I've got to skip to this text message. This question is for Eddie. Killer whales at SeaWorld tried to save a guy's life who froze to death while swimming in the tank at SeaWorld. Oh, wow. They found Shamu holding him afloat. Shamu's the man. Who's seen that?
That's the best thing I've heard all day. First of all, wouldn't we have heard that? Hey, you don't know. I have never heard that. That's such a fake story. I have never heard that. Shamu actually gave CPR to the guy. It was amazing. I heard that at Halloween, Shamu gives out king size. What a good guy. That's what I heard. I don't know if it's true. Mikey, how can we come into the 28-hour show? Easy. It's P1 Marshmallow Mama. Easy. Take it down. Come on. We are going to be making the announcement about the 28-hour show. I pass. And when the date of the 28-hour show is. Sky says she passes because it is 28 straight hours. But I like to nap and I like to sleep at night. I've got to be honest with you. I'm looking forward to it this year. Eddie, look at you. How can you abandon me like this? Eddie is... air clapping, and tapping himself on the shoulder. Yeah. You know how nice a nap is? I pass. I'd rather stay up. You're a liar. No. And lightning will strike you, sir. No. But Sky, listeners love this more than anything else we do. Well, that's neat. That is neat. That sure is.
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sleep train mattress center. I've got plenty of thick fog and some bad accidents already here this morning. You definitely want to give yourself some extra time. The big one right now working is Westbound 8 here as you come in right around the college area. It's actually start slowing on the Westbound 8 in the Cajon Valley first with your commute traffic. Backing up from Las Cochas up to East Main Street and then it's just a bumper to bumper single digit ride coming in from Severn Drive over the Grossmont Summit through La Mesa to this bad accident here near College Avenue when a traffic alert has been at you advising you to avoid West on the 94, an earlier accident still wrapping up near 25th Street. It's got you slow into downtown. But now you're seeing some stuff before that, actually from Euclid to the 805. We should make that right-hand turn onto that freeway. Both the 505 northbound into the South Bay, picking up some heavy traffic now out of Chula Vista up to National City on both these freeways. 805 continues slow now, pretty solid into North Park. But once you clear over Mission Valley, you're good to go up into the Golden Triangle. South 15's got a bumper-to-bumper ride as well from before El Norte Parkway on down the Via Rancho Parkway. That minor delay near Carmel Mountain Ranch. It goes to ride southbound 5 pretty clear here, though you're dealing with a lot of fog there as well here this morning. But the northbound 5, as you take that SeaWorld Drive off-ramp, there's a disabled big rig here at the top of that ramp here, and they've actually set down the overpass on the SeaWorld Drive over the 5 freeway because of that. So keep that in mind. The traffic lights are in effect there as well. I'm Rick Lawrence on Rock 105.3.
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The number one hip-hop song in the country is Jasmine Sullivan. The song's called Need You Bad. Welcome back. It is 7-17. A new study shows that 23% of married couples sleep separately. The Cubs' Carlos Zambrano throws the Cubs' first no-hitter since 1972 last night. We just got a text message that said, I just heard you guys talk about the date of the 28-hour show and got the chills. I can't wait. It's P1 Sandy Cheeks. It's time. Because this makes it real. That's right. To explain. The 28-hour show is something that we have been doing for years. It started in San Jose before we came to San Diego. So it started in 2003.
But here in San Diego, this will make our fourth 28-hour broadcast. We go on the air at 6 o'clock in the morning, always on a Wednesday. And we don't get off the air until 10 o'clock in the morning the following day, on a Thursday. 28 straight hours of broadcasting. And there is no commercials, which means that we are on the air that entire time. If you don't believe us, call us. At any time. Trust me, we can use the phone calls. Oh, yeah. Two o'clock in the morning, you call, we're there. Four o'clock in the morning, you call, we're there. And it gets a little rough. Daunting? It is a daunting task. Donkey? No. That's different. No, you're thinking of... Same thing. You're thinking of Gordon Ramsay. The date?
Of the 28-hour show, ladies and gentlemen, is Wednesday, October the 8th. Holy moly. But, Mike, that's less than a month away. Less than a month away. Mike. Are you kidding me? Mike. Oh, my word. My God. Less than a month. That's right, Skye. No. It's about three weeks away. How dare you. Holy crap. That's right. Aren't you guys excited? No. Wednesday, October the 8th. Oh, yeah. Wow. I got chills. It's a mammoth undertaking. Awesome. Now, the reason that we tell you the date is so that you can start to arrange your schedule. Some people listen to the 28-hour show for the entire 28 hours.
The whole time, they listen the whole 28 hours. Some people take the day off work. Actually, a lot of people take the day off work. A lot. And the actual physical location of the 28-hour show here at these studios turns into Woodstock. People just want to be out in the parking lot getting together with other P1 listeners. P1s are our listeners, Mikey Show listeners. If you ever hear that term, you ever see a bumper sticker with that P1 on it, that's us. That's a Mikey Show. And this is the one thing that I can tell you for sure. Every year, it just gets bigger and bigger and bigger. Every year. This year, no exception. It's going to be gigantic. what he puts together, sets, stages, stuff like that, when we decide that we're going to do something. And so this is going to be gigantic. Are we doing movies this year? Of course we are. Oh, yeah! We do this thing. It starts at about 10 o'clock at night. We start to watch movies. We watch two movies. And we announce to you what those movies are going to be.
And you have to rush to get those movies if you don't own them because they get sold out. They get sold out and they get rented out. So you got to get these movies. And then what we do is just like the TV show Mystery Science Theater 3000, we watch the movies and we make fun of them. You know, it's generally kind of the cheesy sort. And we make fun. We have a good time watching the movie. And we sync up with the listeners. So in other words, we'll say, three, two, one, play. And you hit the play button on your DVD player. And you're watching at the same time we are, listening on the radio. And we watch these movies. And it's tremendously entertaining. People love it. And so this. Text message says, Mikey, will the furball be in the studio for the 28-hour show? That's P1 1842. If by the furball they are referring to Sean. Whoa, why would you assume that? I don't know what that means. Which, by the way, it was revealed on last year's 28-hour show? Yeah. I believe it was last year's 28-hour show that it was revealed that Sean used to be a furry. I don't know. You know what it is. Actually, I don't. It's okay, though.
Team mascot. Right? Yeah, they have sex with other mascots. That's how you get baby mascots. How else do you think you get baby mascots? What, do you think the stork brings them? Please, Mike, we're all adults. If it's dressed right. Sean can tell you all about that. I can't, actually. Mikey, I have two suggestions for movies on the 28-hour show. Here we go. What do we got? Star Wars and 300. That's P1 Diamond Grader. What we've done? Jedi. The Return of the Jedi. But we've never done Star Wars. It's too awesome. You can't do it. It's too awesome. Eddie contends it's too awesome. I'll just sit there and watch. I'll just watch. I'd be inclined to agree with that. P1 Leonidas. Hey, good morning, guys. Love the show as always. Thank you, bro. I have a couple of recommendations for movies. Okay. As always, me, myself, Leonidas, I got to say 300. My DVD player is on the fritz, but as soon as it's fixed, I am going to watch that movie. On the fritz? High definition. And choice number two, because it will be out on DVD, I have to say Iron Man.
But I don't know if you're getting the point of the movies. We love those movies. It's kind of hard to crack fun at something that's kind of cool. The idea is that they're kind of the cheesier type movies, so you kind of have a good time making fun of the cheesiness. And with 300, there's not a lot of dialogue. It's a lot of fighting scenes. And so we want people who can't. I mean, of course, we'd like everybody to watch along with us. But if you can't, we'd still like you to enjoy what we're doing. fight scenes. Yeah. It's tough. Yeah. It's tough to pick these movies. They were so popular and likable that people can understand your guys' point of view and take on the movies since you guys have such a good... Hey, man. Well, Leonidas, what was your first one that you said? 300. 300. And then the other one was what? Iron Man. Yeah, yeah. Both of them are newer and they're both really good. Awesome! We got some good ideas. Don't worry. Yeah. We'll take care of it. Leonidas, think about it. Okay, weird science. There you go. Hey, dude, that is a good suggestion. That's been suggested before, but... It's a comedy. It's a good one. It's already funny without my... It's cheesy. It's cheesy, so it's a little... It's a better example because it's kind of a cheesy movie. Yeah, it's warmer. Yeah, you're getting there. Yeah, you're in the rally. It's easy. It's easy. All right, I'll brainstorm about this and get back here. All right, dude. Love you guys. Love you. That was weird.
I almost did what my dad does. I love you guys. I almost said that to him. Love you guys. Who would have been the other guys? That's what I think when he says it to me when it's just him and I there. We're in the room. That was great. Yeah, but even when it's just him and I, me and my dad, he still says, I love you guys. Yeah. It's really crazy. This is where we hold them. Oh, don't do that. No. It's kind of creepy. P1 Quimby's on the line. Oh, hi. You guys, I almost like puked. I was so excited. Oh, wow. I mean, it's like. The Hall of Fame ceremony, now this in three and a half weeks. I know it. Me and P1 Danny have been planning since January what we would like to do, you know, in conjunction with the 28-hour show. So the P1 podcast will be doing a three-hour show prior to the 28th. Wow.
Look at you guys. Hey, for you guys, that'll be like 28 hours. Right? Yeah, because we're a quick one. So P1Site will be out there in full force. You guys will be there to support you. Right on. And hold you. Give you coffee when you need it. Thank you. You're the best. Yes, I can't wait. This is P1 Hall of Famer, Quimby. Nice. And she is a member of P1Site.com, ravenous fans. They developed their own website for P1s, and it's about P1s, and they do their own version of The Mikey Show on a podcast. And it's pretty spectacular. So thank you, Quimby. I appreciate it. Man, I can't wait to see you guys. This is going to be great. It's going to be good. Will Sean be on methadone again? Because that's my favorite. Okay. That was a strange question. Odd request. Sean can oblige. If he does, bring it up for the rest of us. Easy, guys. Easy. Sean is on various medications for pain in his feet. That is true. I'll be happy to take a little extra. That's okay. That's not a good idea. Please don't. Please do not. Mikey, why don't you guys start the 28-hour show on a Thursday? It makes more sense to end it on a Friday, right? That's P1 Leslie. Well, Leslie, the deal is that Friday we use to do the best of the 28-hour show and...
We need that day to recover. Yeah, it's it makes it rough. It makes it rough when you're doing the two days off and then right back. It is mentally mentally. It's hard to describe talking for 28 hours. Well, if you look at it, that a normal morning drive DJ shift is four hours long a day with commercials. So 28 hours, you know, how many shifts is that back to back to back? And that doesn't even allow us break time. Yeah. Yeah. So it's an infinite. It's an infinite. It's like doing a year's worth of work on one day. It's like turning an eight on its side. It goes into infinity. You get it like a soccer ball. That's right. It's just forever. Mikey, what a way to start my honeymoon vacation, the 28-hour show. That's P1 Tommy. Sweet. This next one says, OMG! October 8th is my birthday. What a gift to have the big show on my day. Can't wait. That's P1 Aaron. Mikey, October 8th is my 26th birthday. You got to be joking. That's P1 Cucaracha.
Mikey, the 28-hour show is a day before my birthday. It's a P1 monster truck. Not as cool. Not as cool. Not really. Mikey, I will be asking for the 8th and 9th off. That's a P1 dark helmet. It's a good idea. You should take the day off. It's worth it. It's worth it to be able to hang with us and do all the stuff that we do. Let's do this. I didn't get to it. And so when we get back, I will tell you, AT&T cable customers, whether or not you will be seeing Padre games. Eddie is practically a fly girl. Dude, we've seen him get off whatever. Whatever. He is right now. Text us at 35253. Call us at 570-1053. The DCC, the Dumb Chick Challenge. This is the Mikey Show. Get downloads and podcasts.
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A bad accident here involving a motorcycle here near Lake Murray. Or actually on that, the college area. And that really caused a major backup there to traffic. It's still affected by you to avoid that. West 94, plenty of traffic now here from Massachusetts at Lemon Grove. That's a slow ride from here to the 805 Freeway. And then again from 28th Street in the downtown. Plenty of stuff on the 5 and the 805 northbound out of the South Bay. Calling out of Chula Vista up to National City. The 805 stays pretty solid into North Park. There's an accident near University Avenue adding to that. And then slows again out of Kearney Mason now, heading up over the 52. Heading south the 15, coming out of Escondido. That's quite a struggle here from before El Norte Parkway. Just pretty bumper-to-bumper all the way down to Rancho Parkway. And now you've got stuff out of Carmel Mountain Ranch and the Poway to deal with. The westbound 56 is also seeing tight stuff from Camino del Sur getting to the 5 freeway. The coaster ride's not too bad, but you do have the fog here, so be careful. It is a little slow from Encinitas Boulevard down to Birmingham Drive. I'm Rick Lawrence on Rockwood053. P1 Sanjaya. What's going on, Mikey? What's going on, dude? You went to sleep train? I went out to sleep train and bought myself a mattress finally. When did you do it? I went this Sunday, actually. Cool. What did you get? Yeah, I got a beauty rest, a comfort classic. Did they deliver it Sunday, Monday, or when? Sunday when I told them to because I was moving that day. Really? It worked out perfect.
That's pretty awesome. And did they take your, well, wait a minute. If you were moving, did they have to take your set or did you get rid of it yourself? No, I got rid of it myself. So they bring the new one in. Did they set it up for you? They set it up for me within like five minutes. And how did it feel that first night? Just like being in heaven. That's awesome, man. That's pretty awesome, dude. That's awesome. Yeah, I tell people about Sleep Den. Did they give you a good price? Oh, yeah, dude. I went in there after the promotion about getting everything for free. And the dude's still doing everything for free. And after I told him that Mikey sent me personally, he knocked off 700 bucks. That's awesome. Yeah. All right, brother. Thank you, Sanjaya. All right, dude. Talk to you later, man. Sleep change your ticket to a better night's sleep. You are listening to The Mikey Show. One, two, three, four. With Mikey. Being Christian was like really good for me. Eddie. When have I ever been over coffee? Sky. Once I'm out on somebody, I'm out. Yeah. Sean. Hold on. You're making me sound like I'm crazy. I'm out. Be Rizzle. Go me. All right. That's right. Go you. And Ashley. I'm a laughy person. The Mikey show's on. Oh, we are messed up in the head. Rock 105.3. Welcome back. It is...
7-38. Just seven months after having twins, Jennifer Lopez finished her first triathlon this weekend. Well, the Padres lose to the Giants in 10 innings 8-6. Who cares? Folks, welcome back. We just made the big announcement. Let's do this. October the 8th, we do it. The 28-hour show is back. It's a national holiday. Eddie, we're getting it. Yes. It should be, right? Yeah. Yeah, dude. We should, you know, like petition the president and tell him. We should have those days off. We're getting a lot of suggestions. Oh. For what? Text messages are pouring in about the movies. Oh, come on. Let's hear them. Mikey Show. You guys have to watch Field of Dreams, Cheeseball City. What? I cried at that movie. Oh, no. How dare you? That's very emotional. Aw, you're sweet. That is sweet. Don't say that.
It's very demeaning. Eddie, it's not cheesy? I've never seen Field of Dreams. It's not cheesy at all. It's not? It's a touching love story? That's infuriating. Mikey, for the movies, I, without a doubt, suggest Big Trouble in Little China. Too awesome. I would agree with that 100%, but Eddie and Sean say that that movie is really... It's a very, very good movie. It's the best movie ever made. It sounds like a great suggestion, Mike. It's well-crafted, finally made. I can't make fun of it. It was so cheesy. I had to turn it off. It's supposed to be cheesy. We should put that one on the board in consideration. Well, we should. I'd love to watch it. I ain't going to make fun of it. If it's supposed to be cheesy, that means that it's perfect. It's the cheesiest movie of all time. It's on purpose. So it's like where you're making fun of something that they're already making fun of. It's too awesome, Mike. Come on, move on. It's too awesome. Move on. We're both right. Wow. Oof. Wow. This next one says, what about Clue or Outbreak? Outbreak, I agree with. That is the cheesiest, goofiest movie ever. Or one of them. Is that the Dustin Hoffman monkey movie? No way. That movie was great. That's a good suggestion. Clue, I've never seen.
And I know that Clue, for a lot of people when they were young, was like a movie they saw over and over and over again. Isn't it kind of like a kid's movie? I think it is. Yeah, kind of in a way, yeah. Mikey, did anyone else find it funny that Blender's making an appearance at a restaurant that's P1? Everybody take a breath. Relax. It's not Blender, it's Producer Rick. Mikey, I just heard the announcement. For the 28-hour show, and it is on the day that Yom Kippur starts. Significance, that's P1L, Roy. Well, we're getting a lot of, you know, I think everyone is wondering, is there a significance with Yom Kippur and the date of the 28-hour show? Figure it out. I think you're just going to have to figure that one out. Yeah, please. Or we have to spell it out for you? I mean, please. Please. This text message says, Mikey, this. It's breathtaking. Well, I'm speechless now. Count on me to bring my motor home. That's P1 Sanjaya. That's right. Hall of Famer Sanjaya. Another suggestion. Mikey, what about Clash of the Titans? Not bad, right? Not bad. Eddie, it's supposed to be cheesy. That one is not supposed to be cheesy. Either is.
It's supposed to be a good movie. Mike, you're wrong. You're wrong. It's the cheesiest movie ever. It's supposed to be. You didn't get it. It's not. It's not. It's not. Are you kidding? Sean thinks that it was the greatest achievement in filmmaking. It was. It was awesome. It was really good. And most people think that. Oh, Mike. I want my money back. But you didn't spend any money. I did. I bought it. Oh, you bought it? I'll give it to somebody who deserves it. I was so convinced on the suggestion of Eddie and Sean that Big Trouble in Little China was the greatest movie ever. And it is. That is funny. True and true. True and true. And Bobby Colonels think so. Oh, well then. I didn't consider that. I didn't consider that. Thank you. I didn't consider that. Or he's a jolly good.
Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Wow. Hey, listen. She's in. She's now in. She can do it. Enough time. Enough time. Enough time. Enough time. On her birthday, though, a couple of years ago, when I stood up and gave a speech, and she thought that the speech was about her, and then I ended it with saying it was for Bobby Kernels, who was there at the table, and we started to sing for He's a Jolly Good Fellow. She was... She cried. Yeah, well... She did. She started crying. Hysterically. Now... In my defense, she'd had eight bottles of white wine. That's not true. Nine. Nine to three. Nine to ten bottles. It was like three. That's right. She needed shrimp. Easy. Beaver boy. Mikey, thanks for announcing the 28-hour show. I'm in the Army, and that gives me time to take leave so I can enjoy it. Nice. Awesome. Wow. Awesome. That is a true P1 right there. That's good stuff. Let's see.
So before we went to break, I said that AT&T, I said, are they going to be carrying Padre games? If they have it their way, they will be. Sky, isn't there sort of a monopoly going on with the Padres? Well, yeah, that's what AT&T believes. They just filed a complaint with the FCC saying that Cox Communications, who now has the Padre games on Channel 4, they say that Cox is violating unfair competition rules by not licensing rights to broadcast Channel 4, which covers the Padre games, to other companies. And so AT&T filed an official complaint with the FCC. They're looking into it. The head of a local consumer group says that they, you know, they believe that the Padres programming clearly falls under what the FCC considers must have programming, which should allow it to be carried by other carriers. Thank you. Finally. Yeah. Yeah. So that's awesome. I haven't watched one Padre game yet. It's terrible. It sucks. It's awful. It's terrible. Yeah. We have DirecTV and we also.
get Cox just for the basic cable just so my husband can watch the baseball games. Dude, that's what I used to do. Yeah. And I said, you know, after last season, I said, listen, I don't want to pay for this cable until baseball starts. So we canceled it. And they were like, okay, fine, but we want our equipment back. So they came and, like, picked up their equipment. Well, I just don't want to go through the hassle again. Like, I thought about it. You know, right before baseball season started, I thought about having them come back out. Well, we don't have any equipment. You don't? No, we just plug it into the cable jack in the wall and into your TV, just like old school before. Oh, you know why? You're not going to be able to do that anymore. Well, and that's not what this was about. You know what this was? This was a HD thing because they started offering it in HD. And so I wanted to see the games in HD because I'm telling you, dude, the standard, and I'm not being snobby here. It looks awful. The standard looks terrible. And so I was like, I'm not going to have them come all the way back out. Or I wasn't going to watch the standard. It just wasn't worth it. And now, yeah, you guys are right. You're going to have to get a kibble box. Well, no, because that's only for antennas, right? I thought the new thing is you can still plug into the wall. You have to have a box. You just can't have the rabbit ears anymore. I think it's a digital issue. You have to have a box. I don't want a box.
I already got too many things. You got until February. Oh, crap. Okay, I have to look into that then. But, yeah, AT&T says, you know, they get a lot of customers that sign up. And then once they realize that they don't get Padre games, they call and cancel. And they say it's, like, ridiculous how much business, you know, is wrapped up in who has the Padre games. And they say it's unfair. I agree. It is. People want to watch the Padres. I wonder if this goes on in other cities. I don't know. Our city is really strange. Our city is really weird when it comes to some of this stuff. Hey, you know that Carlos Zambrano for the Cubs? He threw a no-hitter. Yeah. Dang. Against the Astros last night. And because of all the Hurricane Ike stuff, the games, the Houston games were moved to Milwaukee. Uh-huh. And were played in Milwaukee. Yeah. And which is... Close to Chicago. So it was almost like a Chicago home game. Oh, wow. And so they actually got to see the no-hitter. Really? For Zambrano last night. Awesome. Wow. Awesome show. Great job. For sure. You did really good. Let's see. This is a strange story. But in Arizona, a dog called 911 after his owner collapsed. Awesome. It's impossible.
They have it set up special. It's not like the dog technically dialed 911. Big deal then. The deal is the owner of this dog was in a military accident about 10 years ago. Ruff, ruff, ruff. Severely injured parts of his brain, leaving him prone to potentially fatal seizures. So just a while ago, about 10 months ago, he got this German Shepherd to be trained as a care dog. And the dog was taught. When the owner starts to have a seizure to pick up the phone, and by picking the phone and, like, holding down one of the buttons, it immediately calls the police. And so the owner had a seizure. The dog picked up the phone. His teeth hit the number, called, you know, immediately linked to 911. And then the dog is also trained to get down next to the phone receiver and whimper until help arrives. And so the German Shepherd was whimpering into the phone. Good dog. And I guess the night one operates. Hi, my name is Wrinkles, and I'm a pug. No, you're not. You're a German Shepherd. Oh, that's right. Hi, my name is Pebbles.
My name is... I used to eat them when I was a puppy. Do we really want to argue about my name? Well, I tell you what, for the sake of my owner living, why don't you name me real quick and then we can... Adolph. Oh, wow. My name is... No, it isn't. I refuse to help you unless you have an appropriate name. According to what, ma'am? According to our computer system here, your name is Buddy. That is my owner's name. He's on the bill. No, your owner's name is Chris. Your name is Buddy. Why are you doing a fake call? This is a prank call. How are we supposed to believe you, Buddy? Oh, he's getting upset. My owner goes... Can we discuss this later, please? No, I don't believe you. Oh, gosh. Okay, well, anyway, my owner. What's your name? My name is Buddy, okay? My name is Buddy. Now I can help you. Okay. What is the emergency? My owner, Buddy, who is also named Buddy. Why would your owner name your dog after himself? I don't believe you. What? What is your name? My name is Adolf, okay? My name is Adolf.
I'm Jewish. I don't appreciate this. I just realized there's no need anymore. Don't worry about it. There's not going to be a need for any of this unless you want to bring some kibble down here. Okay. I think we might have it, right? Do we have it? Do we have audio of the call or no? I don't think so. Whatever. But the guys do it okay. The ambulance arrived in time, and now him and Buddy are back home. I've been teaching Sammy to do that. To call if you faint? Well, I, like, practice. Like, I'll pretend like something's wrong. Like, I'll collapse. And he just rolled his eyes and went, has it come to this? No, last night. You can ask my boyfriend. What really happened is the dog learned how to call dominoes. Why did you teach Sammy how to call 911? Well, I am in the process of teaching her to alert somebody by barking if something's wrong with me. So, like, last night, I, like, was on the ground in the fetal position holding my neck, like, keeping totally still, and she was freaking out. She started barking, barking, barking, and she kept barking until my boyfriend came in from the other room. And so I'm, like, training her. And so what?
Was it effective? Does she now know that if mommy falls down and holds her neck? It's a gradual process, so I have to continue to work with her on it. But she's getting it. Yeah, for sure. She's super smart. She is so smart. I know it. It's crazy. Ashley, what situation do you suppose would arise where you would fall to the ground and hold your neck? Well, it would be that if something happened to me, like... I could give you one right now. I could tell you something. Hey, Mikey. The Mikey Show is on. I just want to say I love this show. I listen to you guys every single day. Rock 105.3. Right now, at your local Volkswagen dealer, lease a new Jetta for just $199 a month. Just perform one feat of superhuman strength. Hold on a sec. It's just a Volkswagen Jetta for $199 a month. No heavy lifting. Oh, I see. So answer they must are Riddles 3, eh? No Riddles. Just get a fuel-efficient Jetta for $199 a month. Well, that is a good deal. And they all come loaded with standard features like four-wheel ABS, traction control, and MP3 jacks. German engineering. Price for the people. Even if you're weak and can solve Riddles. Um, sure. Legendary Volkswagen value. It's what the people want.
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You know, I needed a lot of help to get here. And, you know, all these guys behind me in the engine department, everybody's just giving me so much help and support. All my friends and family at home just keep telling us we can do it, you can do it. And one other guy that's not here told me we can do it, and I'm going to try. Not many people picked you to kick off this chase as a contender. The horse rode today, didn't it? And he's tapping his temple. Think about it. Horse rode today. I'll tell you what, boy. It's good stuff. I wish I could drive a NASCAR just around town. A stock car? Yeah, a stock car. Just go to the store. Why? That'd be awesome. Why is that awesome? Oh, come on. Okay. Relax. As you're going back out to your car with a couple of plastic bags in your hand, throwing those suckers in the passenger seat, getting in and starting that thing up, that'd be pretty cool. Driving that sucker around town, pulling in. Can you imagine pulling into the gas station? What a hit you'd be. Hits.
You'd be number one with a bullet. That's what I always strive for when I pull into a gas station is to be the biggest hit. My wife, by the way, wanted to know the other day, what does number one with a bullet mean? I said, well, on the billboard charts, when a song is number one, but it's still rising in popularity, they call it number one with a bullet, and it's indicated as such. No. On the charts with a blue circle. And so instead of it just saying number one next to it, it's number one with a blue circle around it. And that's known as number one with a bullet. It'd be number one with a bullet and something else and something else. That is good. I don't know what he says. Maybe he does say that, though. I don't know. It could be that he goes, and I don't know what you're saying. I'm still really confused. Oh, gosh. Work it out. Go. This text message says, Mikey, why don't you guys, for the 28-hour show, watch anything with Keanu Reeves in it? That is a good suggestion.
He's one of my favorite actors. I have a Keanu marathon. Oh, my gosh. Love it. Mikey, I have a movie recommendation. What about Kramer vs. Kramer? No, how dare you. That's a good film. Did you text that? That's a good film. I actually texted that in myself. I'm sure you did. I actually just texted that in. Mikey, what about A League of Their Own? Great movie. That is a good movie. Is it cheesy? No, it's great. No, it's just legit. It's a chick flick. It's just legit, Mike. Sky, I don't know if you noticed, but I think there's some strange entertainment news out there. Yeah, there are some strange things afoot, Mike. Well, these following things that I read are not made-up stories. These are real. For instance, Val Kilmer's thinking about running for governor of New Mexico. Finally! Lindsay Lohan punched a paparazzi last night. What? Jennifer Lopez competed in her first triathlon. These are real stories, not made up. Which one is fake? Is that where we're playing? No, we're not playing that. This is all actually real. I'll say all of them. So what is the deal, Sky, with Val Kilmer thinking of running for governor in New Mexico? Well, Val Kilmer indicated earlier in the year that he...
is potentially considering a career in politics and um i guess i don't know if he's from new mexico or he lives there or maybe both i don't know um but anyway new mexico governor bill richardson you know we know him he was running for president earlier in the year right well um You know, he has heard the buzz about Val Kilmer wanting to get into politics in New Mexico. And when asked of what he thinks about him replacing him as governor in 2010, when his term's up, he said he likes the idea. He says Val Kilmer is a New Mexican and he was also Batman. He's not Mexican. I don't care how long he says he's been a Mexican. You can't be a new Mexican. You have to either be born a Mexican or you have to be adopted. Maybe then. Maybe then. Mexicanness is what defines you. Don't try to say, oh, look at me. I'm a new Mexican. Sorry. Sorry. Maybe he married in. Maybe he married in? He could do good. Is that possible? I've heard that he's really strange, Val Kilmer. Have you guys heard that rap? Yes.
So he was born in L.A., not Mexico. Yeah, he was not born in Mexico. He was born in Los Angeles. So I don't know where he gets on. Mexico, North. Where does he get on? That's true. That is North Mexico. That is North Mexico. Okay. I have a weird question for you guys. Do they still make blue toilet water? Can you still get it? Yeah, you buy the thing. The tablet. Your tank. Man, that was like ritzy when I was a kid. When I was a kid, like you, only people that like were affluent had the blue toilet water. Yeah. I told Debra to stop buying it. For real? It bothers me. Why? You guys use that? She was using it at our condo and I didn't like it. You didn't like the blue? No, I object to blue toilet water. You guys are out on blue? I don't like it either. We don't use it, but I've always kind of liked it and every once in a while I would turn our toilet water blue by throwing a tablet in there. Wow. But it was a long time ago. I didn't think they still made it. They still do make it? I don't get it. What's the point of it? Yeah, why do I want it blue? We'll clean it and have it be clear. You guys, okay, fine. I'll say it. I know that we're all thinking it. It's to turn it green when you make a number one. That's the deal. It does that? It does that? What's blue and yellow? Yellow and blue make green. Oh, I didn't know. You didn't know that? Science, Holmes. Yeah, they sell stuff still. Yeah, I think that the blue water is kind of fun.
Awesome. It's gross. Talk to me. Talk to me. It's gross. It's a cleaning agent. It's a cleaning agent. Okay. Here are my thoughts. And I'm not making a judgment against anybody who uses this. Is it white trash? I just always had that impression. See, I went the other way. When I was a kid, it was always, it wasn't WT. It was like the, like, wealthier people, which was any house but ours, had the blue toilet water. Here's what I don't like about it. Eddie? Is that it breaks apart. And, you know, when I go to use the restroom, we look down and there's these little blue particles, you know, after the fact. And you're like, that's just weirded me out. Is that minor there? Is that minor there? Is that you go through that process? Zett says it's called a thousand flushes. Oh, yeah. It doesn't last a thousand flushes. Somebody should sue. It should be called 146 flushes. Class action. It's a 146 lawsuit. Well, yeah, because they have tablets you can drop in your tank that do the same thing, but they're clear. Like, you don't have to make it blue just to have a clear tank. What's the point of that? Well, what's the point of making it blue? It's fun. It's just not fun. It is gross. It reminds me of going to the bathroom on an airplane. I don't care for any of that. It reminds me of an outhouse. Which brings me to this. None of it.
Rebecca and I were talking about how when we go down this little hill in San Marcos for about two seconds, it smells like poo. For about two seconds. And so we nicknamed it Poo Mountain. It's on Rancho Santa Fe. And it's right after you pass the Lake San Marcos is like on your left. Do you know what I'm talking about, Sky? Yeah. And you go down this little hill. And as you go down this hill. Whoa. All of a sudden, I'm like, that wasn't me. And well, the first few times that wasn't me. But then I was like, do you notice that it always is like this? And she's like, yeah. And I go and she I think she was the one that nicknamed it Pooh Mountain. And so I told my brother, Steve, because we were driving and we're almost there. And I go and Pooh in three, two, one. And he started laughing and he's like, whoa, what was that? And I go, I don't know, man. We call this Pooh Mountain. That's gross. So we were going by it again, and I noticed this outhouse at like a nursery or something that's like right there that I had never noticed before. And Rebecca is like, that is not what it is. And I'm like, oh, really? You think it's coincidence that we like smell this and see an outhouse at the same time? And she's like, well, I don't think that's what it is. And it got us onto the topic of outhouses. And I said, you know, if they can send a Hubble telescope into space that will leave our universe.
Thank you. And they are able in our country to turn toilet water into tap water. Yeah. How have they not created something that is more user friendly than an outhouse? An outhouse is the worst thing. A porta potty. Yeah. They come in two colors, beige and blue. These are the two porta potty colors. I've never seen them in anything other than beige and blue unless. I'm not remembering one. Green? Yeah, I think there's a green one. Is there green? There's a green variety as well. Man, those are the ritzy ones. Those are flying first class. Yep. But I said to her, I go, think of how barbaric the concept. It's a big plastic container with bad things in it. I said, and you got to figure, they got to put all that blue stuff in there, right? And then they got to empty it. So can't they like it doesn't even seem like the most efficient idea. There's got to be a better way. We were talking about all these things that how can they not do this? We're in a day and age. Like I said, there was the other one that I said, how is it that we can launch a Hubble telescope to leave our universe, but we still have to get shots for the flu? And she goes, well, I think they're coming out with this new thing. They just swab your nose. I said, I'm in on that. She said that that's what they're going to start doing.
For the little kids. Not for us adults, by the way. If we want it, we got to get a shot. I want the nose swab. I want the nose swab. Okay. How about this one? My brother says. You know how he has Rockstar Hot Dogs? He's got that big trailer. He was lifting. Apparently, a couple of guys can lift the trailer off the hitch. Well, it fell on his foot. It weighs thousands of pounds. Thousands of pounds. He broke his foot. So he had to go to the doctor. And he says, there's a cut. It's bleeding the whole nine yards. Big cut. The doctor says to him the following. I have to give you a shot. And I need to be up front with you. Gosh, I hate that. Yes. He says, it's going to hurt. When a doctor says to you.
Because you know they're not messing around. Yeah. And you also know that they're not underplaying it. And Steve says, how bad is it going to hurt? And he says that they have a guy that comes in to assist in holding you. Oh, forget it. Holding you. Because what generally happens is flip out. Why? Because he says that they got to put this needle. In his foot. In the cut. And I said, Hubble telescope that leaves the universe. They don't got to spray. They can't spray something on that bad boy. That's brutal. And I go, how bad was it? He goes, it's one of the worst pains I've ever experienced. He said he put that sucker in there. And I thought, he goes, it was a good thing that dude was there. That reminded me. When I was a kid, I was about.
Like 14, 15. Yeah. I had like a spur on the bottom of my foot. Is that like a... I don't even know what it was. It was like a callus type of a thing. Yeah. And my mom made a doctor's appointment for me, and I had to go to the doctor. So I go to the doctor, and it was in Gilroy, so I rode my bike there. Right. And I went in there, and the doctor said the same thing. He goes, I'm going to give you a shot because I got to numb it. And... Numb, numb. He didn't do it. No, thank you. I was not paying attention. I was ready. He goes, it's going to hurt. Because anything to do with your foot, I guess, is really sensitive. And he goes, you know, I'm a kid. And the doctor said to me, it's okay if you want to cuss. The doctor said that to you as a child? Yeah, I was like 15. Wow. But the doctor's like, it's okay if you cuss.
Now I'm freaked out. Well, of course. And I accepted his challenge. Well, of course you did. He was basically, you know. Because it was the worst pain. Bottom or the foot or tongue? Oh, no. It was brutal. Was the needle long? It was gigantic. Something about the needle length. Yeah, yeah. Right? Something about the needle length is a problem. Well, the best part about it was, you know, my mom didn't realize this is what they were going to do. And so I got to ride my bike home with one paddle all the way home. And she felt so terrible. What did they do after they numbed it? They like scooped it out, whatever it was. Oh, what? Yeah, they did that in Dallas. I got like a little thing on my finger. I don't know if you remember that. And they stuck a needle in there to numb it. And then they scooped it out with what looked like a tiny little melon baller. Looked like a little tiny melon baller. Gosh, that is nasty. And there was a perfect little 31 flavors scoop. Fill it up with different stuff. Yeah, I put cherries, cherries jubilee. I made cherries jubilee. I made a cherries jubilee. It was delicious. I made mine into a creme belay. Oh, that's good stuff. Did you have to use a torch to caramelize? Oh, dude, so that would hurt. It was already numb. It was already numb, so they could make it like that.
Our phone number is 570-1053. I got to tell you about this song real quick. So I'm watching television yesterday. I'm watching the football games. And I am, this Cadillac commercial comes on and they play this song. And I don't know what it is, but I've heard it before. And I'm like, I don't know what that is, but it sounds really cool and I like it. But I don't know what it is. So my friend Russ, I was telling my friend Russ, Something about music or something. He goes, you know there's a program on your phone. You can download it to your phone. And when you hear a song and you don't know what it is, you hold your phone up to the speaker. So the song comes on. Yesterday, I take my cell phone out. I put the cell phone up to the TV. And it says, Genesis, Justice. And then you play it to make sure it's... And I press play. And I hear that. And I'm like, you've got to be kidding me. But still outhouse.
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It's another Mikey moment. Eddie, ready? Sure. What is the name of the earring that dangles below the earlobe? What's the name of that earring that dangles below the earlobe? It dangles. The dangle thing. It's dangling right there. Sean has danglers. This is a different kind of thing. But his are a blog. There we go below my earlobe. Totally. Back to the Mikey show on The Rock. I'll be number one with the bullets. Welcome back. It is 823. Lindsay Lohan allegedly punched a paparazzi in the face last night after she thought he tripped her. Well, USC is the clear number one in the new college football poll after trouncing Ohio State Saturday night. So, Rob, I got to know, dude. How was your audition for Wipeout on Saturday? When do you go on? What's the deal?
See, the weird thing is, is I don't know how much I can say and how much I can't say. And they weren't very clear on where I stood. I know that I've made it to a next round. Oh, you have? And that when the guy gave me this bundle of paperwork that my fiance is overnighting today for me. Yeah. Because they said it's got to be back by Wednesday. They didn't say, fill it out here and just give it back to me. Right. He said, take this, leave. But when you leave. Make sure the people in the other rooms and in the waiting room do not see it. Not a lot of people are getting these. Oh. And, you know, my brother went up there with me. Did he get it? He did not. Oh. And I saw another guy. Yeah, I saw another guy that was at the San Diego audition, and he didn't get any paperwork either. Really? You're in, dude. And this was like, see, they didn't tell me I can't talk about it, so who cares, right? Well, I wonder if it's in that paperwork. Yeah, I signed a bunch. Did you read it? Did I read it? Oh, no. Did you read it? What is reading? I read it. I read all of it. Well, here's the deal. They did that with Ashley, too. Oh, I read every single word. They did that with me with Renegade. Oh, please. I thought of you the whole time. It's a process. This is what Eddie had to go through. It's crazy.
There was very specific instructions in my waiver. Yeah, just to be safe. Eddie, I don't know if you had the same type of waiver, but I was not allowed to speak about it. Well, you guys were different kind of waivers. I mean, it was a different time. Eddie, you were an extra on the show. You didn't even have a speaking word. By extra, you mean extra awesome as the co-star. That's right. That's actually in the credits. I tell you what, craft services was delicious up there. I'm looking forward to it. Pasta salad. So you guys were able to shoot the whole episode in a day, I guess, out there. Well, the main... That's a good point, Mike. That was a good observation. My main scene, yeah, it was. Your main scene. You did not speak or interact with Lo. That's so incorrect. What was the episode about, Eddie? It was about Thunderboat Racing. Uh-huh. And there was a villain who... Stole a Thunder Boat and my boy, Lo. What was the name of that episode you were on? It was Thunder on the Bay, I believe it was called. Thunder on the Bay. So how did your character fit into all of that? I think that's what they actually call...
The Thunder Boat race is here, Eddie, every year. They call it Thunder on the Bay. And you're saying, ironically enough, that's what the episode of Renegade that you starred in was called as well. That's awesome. I don't know. That's awesome. It could make sense, right? It does. It's amazing how they have the irony. Coincidental. You know who else was in the episode? Who, Eddie? The guy that played... Latke on Taxi. On Seinfeld. Hmm. You can make your jokes, Mike. That's all I want. But the bottom line is... Jokes will get you nowhere. Did they film this down at the bay? Or did they film this on location? It was actually on Harbor Island. How about that? You can see this episode anywhere. YouTube it. Eddie, but don't you say YouTube it when... For everything. Pretty much for everything. And be amazed by my performance. If you can spot him. If you can spot him in the background. You know what, Sky? Have you seen the episode? Well, no, but I've heard. Then why are you talking smack, bro? Well, bro. Well, we know. Because I've heard. Because I've heard. From who?
From Lowe, actually. Yeah? Yeah, Lowe is a good, close, personal friend of mine as well. Is that right? Yeah. Wait a minute. And we went trying to steal your thunder. And we went trying to steal your thunder. We were at Vons yesterday. I had run out of the nonfat creamer, vanilla. You and Lorenzo Lama shot together at Vons? Yeah, yeah. Well, we were out of the creamer and we were making a little decaf. And then I was like, hey, I know one of your co-stars. And he said. He had no clue what I was talking about. He told him about Eddie and he didn't know who you were talking about. Yeah. He didn't? Yep. Anyway, back to Wipeout. Ooh, rough. So what now, Rob? What's the deal? What do you do now? I wait. When's your next audition? They said they'll call me. Okay. Don't call us. We'll call you. Well, wait a minute. But you said that you did make it through to the next level. See, now I'm all weird. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, don't say anything. I just know that before the month's over, I might get a call. Okay. Wink, wink. Why are you winking at me? Just because. Something in your eye. Something in my eye. The show is Wipeout. It's on ABC. Oh, man. I was YouTubing different episodes just to kind of brush up on it and see what new things they have. Some of this stuff looks a little torturous. Like?
They have, Eddie, have you seen the one where they put you on, do you guys know the Gravitron at the carnival? Yeah. Oh, is that the thing that like spins so fast that you like lose? So it's like, you know, running in circles for like 10 minutes when you were a little kid, basically. But this is a machine that they put you on and do that for 30 seconds, a minute, whatever the time is. And then they make you run out and jump onto these like floating platforms. Floating platforms. Just water everywhere else. Oh, that's a mess. And the platforms spin. Oh, my God. And it's, like, the first to cross. So you're not only, like... It was hilarious watching these people get off the spinny thing. And, you know, there's that guy who wants to be the first one across. Right. So he just runs. He's charging. And you see him run sideways and just dive into, like, head first. And, like, then they do the slow-mo of, like, the guy's neck, you know, bending completely sideways.
I think I smell a bit. I love it. Let's spin Rob in a chair as fast as you can and make him go carry coffee or something. So he can practice. Why don't we practice? Let's do it. Can you imagine what Jay could come up with if we give him a week? We could fill up a pool with mud or something. He's got to cross it. I love it. It's great, man. Whenever to prepare. Let's do this. You can do it, Rob. Can you tell us what you did in the audition to wow them? Oh, no. More karate kicks. Karate kicks. Nah, because I think this time, oh, I wish I stayed in the San Diego audition because I felt like I had better chances. And they told us, the lady that brought us back, one of the casting ladies said, You know, when you were down in San Diego, you were actually meeting with all the producers, which rarely happens. But something went awry where the schedules got mixed up. So the actual producers had to go down there. So they were telling people yes and no, like definitely right there in San Diego. Of course, I had to leave. I come up, you know, to Burbank. That place sucks.
Get that out of the way. Worst place in the history of earth. This whole FYI. Went to Yummy Cupcakes, though. Nice little place there. There's a place called Yummy Cupcakes. Yummy Cupcakes. My fiance wanted to come. Hope you got a t-shirt. It's a baby tee I'm wearing right now. Yeah, I was wondering what that pink thing is. I thought you got that at Baby Gap. It's basically the same audition that I passed in San Diego. Line you up. There was eight of us in a room. They line us up. And this time me and my brother are in there. So I'm going, all right, you know, the odds are not as good with both of us in here because they're not picking everybody. Right. And you guys know me when, like, let's say I had a couple of beers in me. That's the mindset I went into. Let's just say. Let's just say. Let's pretend. Perhaps. I didn't. Got it. Got it. I think I can get a visual. But they line me up first. And then, you know, seven others after me. And I decided to talk over everybody else in the room because their story wasn't as good as mine. And then I decided to let everyone else know how I could beat them in the challenge. Right. So I'm just holding attention the whole time. So you're a noxious guy. Oh, yeah. Okay. That's brilliant, by the way. I mean, if you're going to stand out to producers, that's how you do it. Yeah. I was raising my hand.
The lady wouldn't look at me and come to me. I was like, excuse me, sweetheart, I'm over here. And she was thoroughly pissed, like had it and was like, you guys are going into the other room. You can go into this room. And I went on right away to the next room of casting. Dude, you're great. That's great, man. And I get in there with this guy and they have you sit on this little. like wooden stool that's all rickety. And I'm going, can we get a new stool in here? I seriously, almost a lawsuit because I almost fell off this thing when I walked in. And the guy's like, you want a new what? And I was like, the stool, it's horrible. And they're filming me. They got me on film the whole time. So I go, and he's like, well, this is just going to be a quick five minute interview. I'm going to ask you some questions. Make sure you answer them full sentences because they're going to take. clips of it and send it to whoever, the bigwigs. Of course. I wouldn't let the stool thing go. I'm like, you got, like, seriously, like, this thing's going to collapse underneath me and I'm not going to get on the show because I got a broken ankle. Did you answer in complete sentences? Please tell me you did, dude. Please tell me you did. I gave him the most thorough, the most thorough answers. He's like, so tell me about your personality. And I go, well,
I'd like to say I'm a lot like the Boston Red Sox and just went into it, dude. And I mean, I gave this guy so much. I was referencing like things that I don't think he got, but he thought were hilarious because he was like, oh, so it looks like you're about what, five something, five eight. And he brought up the short thing. Right, right, right. And I was like, so people might talk about me being, you know. Not as big as some of the other guys like Shaquille O'Neal or Chuck Liddell or whoever may you have it. And I was like, but I don't care about that. And I got off the chair and I started getting pissed and pointing in the camera and yelling at whoever was watching it. So, I mean, I was very illuminescent. That's great. Exactly, Sky. Look it up. YouTube it. YouTube it, Sky. He was illuminescent. I was auspicious that day. I love it. You are not auspicious. You are an auspicious occasion, Rob. Our text number is 35253. Our phone number is 570-1053. When we come back, will you go to lunch? When we come back, we will be playing the Dumb Chick Challenge. So I invite you to call 570-1053 and pick either Sky, Boston, Rob,
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805, still a bit slow out of Kearney Mason, though, heading up over the 52. I'm Rick Lawrence on Rock 105.3. Eddie went to Sleep Train and got himself all dialed in. What'd you get, Eddie? I got one of them Seelies. Nice. Great. I love it. It kind of forms to your body, which I didn't realize. You know, so you find a comfortable spot, you're good. Oh, dude. And Sleep Train is so cool that we bought a new... like bedroom set yeah and the frame of the bedroom set is real high yeah and so when you put the box spring and the mattress on there it was like gigantic yeah so we the way the the furniture set is set up that it doesn't need a box spring right so we just had the mattress laid in there i'm like well now what am i going to do with this box spring right i called up sleep train and said hey listen i don't need the box spring anymore what do i do with this thing and they're like
Oh, we'll come out, we'll pick it up, and we'll give you a credit for it. Oh, my. Dude, you guys are amazing. And they did? Yeah, they're going to pick it up tomorrow. Dude, that's awesome. Listen, there's no other place to go other than Sleep Train. You heard Eddie. I sleep on one. So go into a Sleep Train. They'll beat anybody else's price by 5%. Sleep Train's your ticket to a better night's sleep. Hey, check it out. It's the Mikey Show. Yo, you have audio on that? We got it featuring Mikey. I love Maui. Eddie. We don't care. We love it. Boyz II Men rules. Sky. I'm the most liberal, accepting person. Sean. I'm a pile of them, Drew. He's big. Bas Farab. Very well behaved. Just eats his food. Well, I'm just happy to have food. And Ashley. I will use an obscene amount of toilet paper. The Mikey Show is on. It's kind of like a stink lineup. Sure, yes. You know. Rock 105.3. It's a Mikey Show. It is 8.43. The Brad Pitt George Clooney movie Burn After Reading was number one at the box office, making just over $19 million this weekend. Notre Dame's head coach Charlie Wise is going to wait to decide whether to have surgery after tearing ligaments in his knee when a player crashed into him in the sideline during the game against Michigan. I had to hurt. My wife asked me what I thought about that movie that was number one. You know, she's like, what do you think? Burn After Reading. Yeah, Burn After Reading. And it's the same guys that did...
No country for old men and everything. But I said, I don't know. I don't think I'm going to see it. And she said, how come? I said, to me, it looks like they're forcing Brad Pitt to play somebody he isn't. And I don't like when they do that. I don't like when they take somebody that's clearly not that and they make them into that. I have one example that I can think of where they did that, where I really enjoyed it. But I can only think of one example. And it's De Niro playing Rupert Pupkin in The King of Comedy. other than De Niro playing Rupert Pupkin in The King of Comedy, I can't think of examples where they take somebody and they put him in this thing and it just, you know what I mean? Like, it's comedy. It looks like it's comedy. And a lot of times the real serious guys, I'm not buying it. You don't think Brad Pitt's like a dynamic actor? Like, I think he could play any role you give him. He's a good actor. And he has. I think he's a fantastic actor. Like, I want to go just to see him because he looks so good. And I know people do. But the problem is, is that... For me, he's too like Suave. He's not like that movie, Burn After Reading. It looks like he's kind of playing like a nerdy character. And I'm not buying Brad Pitt as a nerdy character.
No way. Really? Well, I mean, I know this isn't the same type of character, but like his character in 12 Monkeys was so out there and so kind of like crazy, wacky. You know the only reason I bought that, Sky? In True Romance. Because they gave him a prosthetic eye that made him so whacked out. What about in True Romance? He plays like a cool stoner, dude. Yeah, but he's hilarious. He's like a sweaty... But he's more cool and stonery and he plays a cool guy. This is a nerd. What about his hysterical role in Legends of the Fall? I don't think that was a comedy. I didn't get the feeling that was a feel-good comedy. What about his hilarious and hysterical role in Seven? That was a winner. Or Interview with a Vampire. That was one of the funniest things. One of the funniest things ever. So good. And funny. Wait a minute. He was funny in one thing. Sleepers. Fight club. He was in that, right? There was something that he was kind of funny in. He's a genius. Oh, come on, Ashley. He's a genius. He really can. And I believe he picks them good. Like, I don't think that there's been many rules that he hasn't been able to live up to the standards. Oh, seven years in Tibet.
That was hysterical. I believe in him. For the record, I'm a big Brad Pitt fan. I think he's awesome. Obviously, you hate him. No, you are against him and everything he represents. Nerd? Nah. I don't appreciate it. Okay. So, this sounds interesting to me. There was a... Apparently, there's text messages are involved in the investigation that they're doing into that crash. The commuter train? The one in the Los Angeles area? Is that where it was, Skye? Mm-hmm. Outside of L.A., yeah. 25 people were killed. Chatsworth is the name of the place, and they're investigating text messages. Why? Okay, so this crazy accident happens Friday afternoon at about 4.30. And like Mikey said, 25 people killed, 135 people injured. It's when a passenger train and a freight train collided.
And, you know, some kids who they were talking to local media and said that they were actually text messaging with the engineer right before the crash. Really? And I guess this 15 year old kid is a big time train enthusiast. That's all we really know about the kid. And he claims that they were text messaging just minutes before the accident. Now, they do say that. That engineer of the passenger train there didn't stop for a red light, didn't heat a stop signal, but they're now investigating these text messages going back and forth. They did not find the engineer's phone on the site. Yes, I'm on the phone. Now, they say that doesn't mean that the cell phone doesn't exist. They just haven't found it at the crash site. The engineer died in the accident. But, yeah, the kids say they were exchanging text messages just minutes before. So these kids are train enthusiasts. They got to know the guy that drives them? I guess you could assume so. They're being very hush-hush with the information until they find out more because they don't want people leaping to assumptions.
But I think we're all thinking the same thing. Yeah, you say that. If potentially the guy is text messaging and doesn't notice a signal and then collision. So they're investigating these kids' claims that, yeah, they were exchanging text messages with the engineers just moments before the crash. Do you guys text? All the time. I mean, texting. Have you ever texted when you're driving? No. All the time. Never, Sky? Come on, Sky. Be honest. Well, I know there was one time I started to send Zeth a text while I was at a red light, but then I think I got too frustrated. Why is that hot? So, no, never when I'm actually driving. I can't even figure out text messages while I'm sitting in a chair. I'm very guilty about it. I'll be honest with you. But, yeah, I do. Eddie said you do, too, right? And it's, you know. It's not illegal, right? It's not illegal. In fact, it's only illegal for. I don't even pay attention to the road, to be honest. Okay. I drive with one knee, and I'm usually just texting everybody. Yeah, great. It's not even about my. Eddie line's ringing.
Oh, hey, guys. It's Dr. Wayne. Dr. Wayne. I'm a chiropractor in the area, and I'm also a part-time masseuse practicing Swedish and deep tissue massage. You tell us every time. So that's right. No, I was calling in because guilty as charged. Do it with Zeth all the time. Do it with Zeth all the time. Oh, wait a minute. Text messaging. You do? Yeah, that's right. Boy, me and that guy, we can't stop texting about the ladies and all that stuff. About the ladies? The ladies. That's right. Every once in a while, if he sees a hot chick, I tell him, hey, man, if you see a hot girly out there on the roadways, make sure you text message me about it. And any other thing that you may be having issues with? Well, that's interesting. I'd love to hear you read some of those text messages. Yeah, sure. I got no problem doing that. Hang on just a second. Okay, yeah, let's hear what that's... What's that, honey? Oh. My wife wants to make love. Well, no, you were about to read us the text from Zen about the hot text, remember?
That was you. That was your voice. That was my wife in the background. I could tell it was your voice. You just changed it. I cannot turn her down. Never have in 12 years of marriage never turned her down one time. If you're married and happily married for 12 years, why do you get and want texts from Zeth about hot chicks? Well, we're good friends and you know me. I am a guy that likes to give advice. See, I help them with being able to get the hot chicks. So why do you need to know about them? Well, every once in a while, I ask him if he wants to come over, and I'll give him a little instruction on how to pick up the girls. What does that mean? What does that entail? Guys got to know how to dress. That's what it means. So you change them? Yeah, slacks aren't tight enough. Ew. Slacks, he wears those loose-fitting slacks, and the ladies don't like those loose-fitting slacks. They like the tighter pants. Dr. Wayne. Did I mention that I'm a deep tissue massage? What is that? I don't know what that has to be. A local chiropractor in the area? Neither here nor there. You should be investigated. Hang on. How do y'all be right there? Boy, I'll tell you, she can't get enough, neither can I. Okay. You really sound weird. Anyway, so I had Zev come over, put him on the changing table, and away we go. Huh? The changing table. What? I call this a table where somebody changes their personality.
That's what you call a table where you change a baby's diaper. He's going to become very outgoing. I call it the changing table. I don't believe you. No, no one in the business calls it that, Dr. Wayne. Nobody in the what business? In the chiropractic massage business. I was going to say the gay business. Well, they don't call it that. I mean, it's pretty clear. No, nobody's calling you. Gotta go, guys. It's Dr. Wayne. Did I explain what I did? You're really gross. We gotta take a quick time out. But, when we come back, a new study. Sky mentioned it earlier. Maybe you heard it, maybe you didn't, but there's a new study out there. This study. says that there is a percentage of married couples that sleep alone. What is the percentage? I'll tell you after this. The Mikey Show is on. Hey men, if you're facing a divorce, custody, or child support issue, don't go it alone. You need the professionals at 1-800-DIVORCE to help protect your rights. This is Rick Jones of the law firm Goldberg & Jones. Selecting the right attorney for your divorce is one of the most important decisions a man can make. Even though your case may last only a few months.
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Welcome back. It's the Mikey Show, 9-0-2. Just seven months after having twins, Jennifer Lopez finished her first triathlon this weekend. Well, it was a total debacle yesterday as the Chargers had one stolen from them as the referees blew a big call at the end of the game. Cutler rolling out. His pass knocked out. He lost it. It was knocked away. A stunned crowd in Denver. There's 1-14 on the clock. The rolling on the field stands. It's third down. Wait, it's third down? Yeah. What? Oh, wow. Broncos go on to win the game 39-38 because of that. Eddie, do you think it would be possible? Do you think that Josh Lewin would let me sit there for five minutes while he called the game and watch, observe? That's not, like, way against the rules. No. I mean, as long as you don't bother them while they're, you know.
I shouldn't like offer them some popcorn right when they're in the middle of it. No, probably not. I would love to watch him do that. He is, I'm not kidding. I think Josh is the best in the business. He's really good. He is so good at calling games. So I'm going to ask my brother a really quick question because my brother is an engineer for Union Pacific. And so one of the things we were just talking about is this whole text messaging thing is in question for this commuter train accident. Hey, Mark, you there? Yes. So do they have rules for you with a freight train about text messaging? It's the whole use of the cell phone, Mike. You can't, you're not supposed to even have it on if the train is moving. Really? Yeah. On our rules. Now that guy. Right, right, right. Yeah. Okay. I would think. Their rules may be different and I'm not familiar with them, but our rules say that if the train is moving, you can't have it on. The only time we're allowed to use it is if there's a it's like communication redundancy. The radio is not working and we need to get a hold of a train dispatcher in Omaha. And so you can use it then. He needs to give you an order or something that affects your train. If you're stopped in a siding and you want to talk to your buddy, well, they don't argue with that. But if the train is moving, you can't even have it on. Is there anybody that actually polices it? No, but I suspect that.
We've had a situation similar. It was similar in the sense that a fella died and this thing that's just happened. I'm not sure how they could actually do it. How they could police it. We have company officers who monitor us. And could a company officer get on a train and say, okay, show me your cell phone, open it up, and hit the button that shows me your latest calls and then compare it to the conductor's log? Our conductors have to keep a log of the trip. Oh, well, you were moving. Well, see, right now, I don't even, I don't know that they could do that. Well, see, I would think, and I don't know anything, and you're saying you don't know, I don't know. I don't know what the rules are for commuter trains, but you would think that if you're hauling human beings as your freight, that the rules are going to be even stricter. But I don't know if you've heard, but the story about this commuter train out of Los Angeles where 25 people were killed. in chatsworth there is now discussions going on in this investigation where uh sky what was it some teenagers yeah uh we're talking in the media and so that they were texting the um the engineer before the crash but they can't find the engineer's cell phone but you know it's kind of a mess out there no what they'll do at least what they did with the fellow that was killed on the union pacific back east is
get the cell phone records. They'll subpoena the cell phone records, and those are so good. In other words, they'll know the time of the impact, and they'll know the time of the last text message. Hey, Mark, do trains have the equivalent of a black box on them? Yes. Oh, wow. Wait a minute. Yes, they do. Freight trains do. I'm not familiar with the commuter trains. The freight trains do. We pass certain sites, and they can download that information with the newer locomotives. and they can tell you, and they're pretty accurate, I have to say. But I also want to say that there, Mike, there could be a few other things, and I think this jump to the engineer and the text message thing, I just think it might be just a little premature. It is possible that that's what caused this accident, but there are some other things, and I just... What causes the train to derail? Well, in this case, it was the impact.
Yeah, they admit that the reason this accident occurred is because the engineer of the Metrolink train had failed to stop for a red signal. Got it. But when we talk about the text messaging is did he miss the signal because he was in the middle of the text messaging, which is, you know, what they're looking into now. Got it. And that's crucial, Sky, because they're... We have argued, the unions have argued that there have been situations where those signals were not accurate. I'm not saying that that happened in this situation, but I think it's better if we let this investigation go forward before saying right off the, oh, well, and I thought it was interesting that the commuter outfit came out right away and said, well, that's what happened. It was our guy and he... He was text messaging, and that's what we think caused this accident. Wait a minute, wait a minute. Let the NTSB do its investigation. In fact, it might be that, but it might not. And that's the only reason. My brother, Mark, is an engineer for the Union Pacific, and he will make runs from Tucson to Yuma. That's what he does. He goes back and forth from Tucson to Yuma. So, Mark, if it's a slow train, how long does a trip take? It can take, we're allowed to work, up to 12 hours. Can you imagine that?
On a train for 12 hours going from one place to another. I mean, that was brutal. Isn't it kind of like autopilot, though? Do you just, like, kick back, read a book until you get there? No, sometimes I wish it was like that, but no, typically it's not. What about the bathroom? They have toilets on the locomotives, and, you know, they do have that kind of thing. Is it clean? Are they nice? Does it have the blue water? They do have the blue water. Some are better than others. Some off of the Canadian railroads, they have like a tea kettle and a microwave, and that's nice. A tea kettle and a microwave? Boston Rob is like, how do I get high at that? It's more than I got at home. Ours don't have microwaves. No, but you know how Mark says he heats his food? He takes his lunch, right, and he puts it in the plastic thing. Tell him how you heat your food. Oh, there's like a radiator for the locomotive diesel engine, and you just stick it up there, and believe me, it doesn't take long to get it. Wow, because it's so hot. Whoa. Isn't that a trip? That's crazy. Hey, Mark, I appreciate it, man. No problem. All right, we'll see you. That's my brother, Mark. I have his birthday tattooed on my arm, and whenever anybody asks me about it, I immediately have to say, he's alive. Oh, yeah. Well, because it's always the question. They're like, oh, when they see it, you know. Oh, what's the deal with that? What's it? No.
He's still alive. Sky, Ashley, and Boston Rob. Oh, wow. And what we do is we ask them questions. They are general knowledge questions. Ugh. And they are given a point value. They're hard, Mike. Oh, Sky. All of them. All of them. All of them are hard. Stop. One, two, and three point questions. Ones are easy. Threes are hard. Well, harder. Than the ones. Extremely hard. Extremely hard. The hardest questions on the planet. Oh, you're so silly. Shut up. First person to get the five points is the winner. So all you have to do as the listener is decide who's going to get there first. Sky, Ashley, or Rob? Is it going to be O? My name is not O. O is great. P1 Corky. Yeah, can I get Rob? You got it. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Right out the gate. Last week it was rough on me.
P1 Melissa. Exactly. Wait a minute. He snuck that in there. Why are you fist bumping? I haven't yet. P1 Melissa. I choose Skye. What up, girl? Hang on. P1 Jen, are you there? I am. Rob and O have already been taken, so you can't choose Rob or O. No, I want Ashley. You've got her. You got it. Enjoy your enthusiasm. She's pumped for you. Thank you. Rejuvenated. That was nice. That was nice. All right, let's begin. Eddie, who starts the Dumb Chick Challenge this week? Well, last week it was the Rizzle, and he was terrible. So this week it will be Ashley. All right. I won. I thought the Rizzo won last week. He was still horrible. I mean, he did win. He was horrible at his victory. That doesn't take away the fact that he's horrible. He did very well. He did. He did. Admit it. Ashley, you've got to get the five points. What do you want to do? You want a one, two, or three-pointer?
Eddie's discussing it with her silently. He's definitely walked through it and he's given her the direction. We choose to pass. That would be rad if I could do that. Give me a one, please. Get on the board, kid. Ashley, what dinosaur was the first to develop the ability to fly? Ashley has her pen to her forehead. Huh? She's looking at the ground. Everybody knows this. She's squinting. Oh, she's got it. Now she wants to walk through. Oh, she wants to walk through. No, we're going to talk about it. She wants to walk through. Okay, we need to talk about it. We need to talk about it. She is giving Eddie a look like, could being like that. He's supposed to be my base coach. And he knows that when you make fun of me, when I'm thinking, it throws me off. Don't throw me off, man. Come on. Anyway. A red robin. There's the Tyrannosaurus Rex, which is out. There's the...
The Tyrannosaurus Rex is out. It's out? Yes. Pigeonastaurus. Velociraptor. Is that your final? Yes. That's wrong. The Velociraptor is actually called the Velociraptor. Thank you. And the correct answer. Now, let me tell you something, Ash. I'm going to make an exception here, and I'm going to let you try. I'm going to let you go double or nothing here. Okay. If you can spell, if you can spell the actual answer, I will give you a point. The answer is pterodactyl. And if you can spell it and you are a good speller, I'll let you spell it out on a piece of paper. She's got a piece of paper. She's got a piece of paper. She's spelling it out. She's spelling it out. Scott and Rob were about to get mad and then they realized they're fine. Let's see what happens. She may get this. She may surprise you guys. How many points are you going to give her? Give her a point. I'll give her a point. I'll give her a point. I'll give her a point. And I just want to remind everybody. She was on the dean's list. She was on the dean's list at San Diego State. What? I'm seeing what she's putting down there. He's being nosy. Don't be nosy. All right. Let's try it. Let's try it. Let's try it. I am for my boyfriend. Come on, Ash. What do you got? Pterodactyl. All right. You need country of origin?
I'm ready. All right, here we go. My only difficulty was with the R section of it, the word, but I'm just going to go with my gut instinct and say T. Pterodactyl is spelt T-E-R-A-D-A-C-T-Y-L. That is incorrect. Oh, so close. He's a crap. She just threw her piece of paper. She just threw her piece of paper. Let's hope that's biodegradable. She just threw her piece of paper at... I hope so. Her studio window. Pterodactyl is spelled P-T-E-R-O-D-A-C-T-L. Excuse me, T-Y-L. The P is silent. Skye is looking right now like, are you guys... Take it from the top. Oh, let's give Skye one point if she can pronounce it. Give it to her. Just let her read it. Scott just shot Rob a look. What? You don't get that? Pituitary. Pituitary. Pituitary. Pituitary. Pituitary. Pituitary. Pituitary. Pituitary. Shut up. What are the first three letters? P-T-E. Patel. Patel. Patel. Wow. That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard. That is the stupidest thing. That's a dumb person. Scott, you're up. Hey, come on. There you go.
Oh, you said it. Now, Skye has a system where she takes two point and then another two point and then a one point. It hasn't worked lately. Nope. So she may change it up. She's going to mix it up. She may change it up. Because you pressure me. And I will not be pressured today. You're going to change. You will. Or I might. Now, I'm looking at the questions. Hold on. One, two, and three point questions. There is one of these. I won't tell you what point denomination, but there is one of these that I know she knows. Oh, no. But I can't tell you what point value it is. Whether it's one, two, or three. I would like a two, please, Mike. All right, Sky. Was that it? Well, I won't tell you because. You give it away. That's right. Sky, I think we asked this question already, didn't we? First lady that launched the Just Say No drug awareness. Didn't we say that? I don't know. I wasn't here last week. Yes, we did. It was Nancy Reagan. Yeah, that's what I won with. Okay, calm yourself down. Hey, remember that? All right, Sky, your two-point question is, what is the capital of Spain?
Oh, something registered. Something registered. Eyes closed. Oh, now she's got the neck turn. I speak Sky language. Albuquerque. Something happened, though, with the neck. Val Kilmer. Manu Ginobili. Comes to mind. Madrid. That is correct, Sky. You nailed it. Oh, that was so easy, though. Seriously. Rob, give me a three-pointer, Mike. Wow. I know everything. I do not know the answer to this one. Oh, Mike, you always do. You better skip.
Skip. That's not an auction. But it is a history question, and Rob excels at history. Wait, hold that fist bump until after the question. History, man, come on. Yeah, jinx him, Eddie. No, we're good. Here we go. Rob, during the Spanish-American War. Okay. Oh, wow, he's in. He's like, let's talk. I like this. Let's talk. He watches a lot of history, Joe. During the Spanish-American War, Theodore Roosevelt organized a volunteer cavalry. composed of cowboys and ranchers, by what name were these people collectively known? You know this. I do know this. You're in the cash cab. He knows it. Oh, yeah, I like that. Eddie speaks his language. It's a show on Discovery where a cab driver picks up people and they answer trivia questions for money until they get to the destination. Don't they have, like, Ben Bailey, dude? Ben Bailey picks you up. Yeah, they surprise you, he goes, awesome! Oh, so where's who?
And then he goes, hits the button, and he goes, and all these lights go off, and everyone's like. Oh, yeah, Ben Bailey's the best. He's so smart. What the heck? That Calvary. I know. I think I learned. He's fed through an earpiece. I thought he was just wicked smart. I was like, that guy knows so much. You thought he was just thinking things off the top of his head. I was like, how does he do that? I can't think of one. Game over. You win. That Calvary. Oh. Oh, come on. Come on, oh. That's not my name. Come on, oh. That's not my name. Oh. That's not my name. I'm going to read the question again for listeners. One more time for listeners. Mike, just for the listeners' benefit. What a dork. During the Spanish-American War, Theodore Roosevelt organized a volunteer cavalry unit composed of cowboys and ranchers. By what name were these people collectively known? The British Bulldogs, Mike. Was it City Slickers? I saw this like a month ago. I can't think of nothing. You've seen it a month ago. Yeah, on the History Channel. Oh, no, it's not the village people. They did have a cowboy. They did. And an Indian. I don't know. A phlebotomist, too. I think one of the village people was a phlebotomist, right? I don't know.
That's a fact, Mike. Yeah. It was the Indian, the phlebotomist, the Navy guy. I'm going to say the UMass Minutemen. Oh, you are so stupid. Yeah, it's not. What is it? It's not the UMass Minutemen. I know this. I know this. It's the Rough Riders. I knew that. I knew that. You knew that. And I was watching. You knew that. I was watching something. You knew that. Teddy Roosevelt. I've been watching a lot of President's stuff. Idiot. You should have nailed that one. I should have. Ashley is trying to pretend she's not in the room, but I can see her. I can see her, and Eddie is giving her signs. He's giving her hand signals. It's a gang sign. No, it's a gang sign disguised as a thumbs up. Now, I don't know what she's going to do. You've got to get her back in the game. She's giggling, and that's never a good sign. That's never a sign of concentration. I don't think Mommy took her Adderall. Give me a one. All right, you go. Pterodactyl. With a P. Ashley Steven Spielberg won his first directing Oscar. for his work in what 1994 film? It. She didn't even bat nine. It. It. Take that, and that is how you do that. Put me down. Put me down, sucker. Is that not right? One to nothing, Mike. Yeah, I win. Give me my medal. So you've seen that's not right? It.
Actually, it is not. Listen, first of all, it was a made for TV. Stephen King adaption. Yes, it was Stephen King. And you know what? And it didn't win an Oscar. No, it didn't even win an Emmy, Mike. No, because it was on TV. It was not because I remember my brother was in sixth grade, went to see it in the film. And I couldn't go see because I was rated R. Made for TV. It was made for television. It was? Made for television. You were the worst person. The answer, by the way, Schindler's List. Close. Very close. I think one was an adaption of the other. Yes. That was close. Didn't know that. Oh, my God. Don't care. Didn't know, don't care. Wow. It. Without even batting an eye. Shut up. Want to know something? I know this. It. That was awesome. That's brutal. What is this good as Skye, bald guy? Wow. Holy moly. Skye, come on. Do it. Don't mess around anymore. Go strong. You can do it. Finish it up. All right. I'll take a two, please. Oh, Skye. You're still alive, Rob. Two-point question is. Yeah. She's going to get this wrong.
Shut up. Sky, allowing doctors to get a closer look. What common procedure involves the removal of bodily tissue for laboratory analysis? Oh, I know this. Oh, she knows it. Yeah, I know this because we got to do this to Tango's ear. Yeah. But they got to put him under anesthesia. He wasn't feeling well, so we have to wait. Why don't you just let your husband take care of it? Yeah, he's a handyman. He does that kind of stuff all the time. He's good with animals, Mike. No. Ooh. I know. Now I get where you were going with that. We don't speak of such things. He knows how to take care of them, Mike. We do not speak of such things. Hey. Real good. The answer is biopsy. That is correct. Sky. Steamroller. Sky needs only one more point to win the game. Oh, wow. Oh, he's killing it. My name is Sky. Oh, scam. It's Sky. Oh, scam. Oh, scam. Scam. Shut up. Scamo. It's Rob's turn. Let's go. Rob, do you want a one? A two- or a three-point question. What do you think I want? I think you want a three. You know it, dude. Let's do this. I know these. I just can't get them right. Boston Robb, after the death of famous former Massachusetts Senator and then President John F. Kennedy. Oh, God rest his soul. Lyndon Johnson was sworn in as president in what unusual setting? Oh.
Presidential question. He said he's been watching a lot of this. Mattis Vineyard. Shut your face. Rob did not. He was emotionless when I asked the question. His expression did not change. Not a good sign. I'm upset. Not a good sign. First inauguration at the Manchester. In your heart. You guys are a bunch of jerks. Nathaniel Hall. No, it's Faneel. I hate when people do that. It's Nathaniel Hall. Nathaniel. Who is the famous Nathaniel? No, Faneel. Faneel. There was Nathaniel Hawthorne. That's one famous one. Quunky Way. Yorkey Way. Quunky Way. The Oyster House. I will wait till you're done. Best chowder ever. Clamp chowder, Mike. No, the lobster ravioli. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Lobster. She is. Was it a duck boat? I'm sorry. Please. The floor is yours. Can you repeat? Of course I can. Of course I can. Rob, after the death of President John F. Kennedy, Lyndon Johnson was sworn in as president in what unusual setting. It was something to do.
More than B? More than B, no. The toilet. My cousin's daddy's apartment. You guys are jerks. Bunch of jerks. I can't think of it. And I just watched this thing on JFK two weeks ago where I seen his wife there with him getting sworn in and I wasn't really paying attention. A bathhouse. Smoking. Jacuzzi club. Thank you, Sean. I don't know, Mike. I don't know. If you guys ever go, ooh, ever again. That was pretty rough. How dare you? How dare you? That is worse. Ooh is worse than, than, oh. Thank you, Eddie. Thank you. Thank you, Eddie and Sean. You guys get it. He was sworn in at a airport. That's your answer? Yeah, I guess. You're the worst. What? Isn't that technically correct? No, that is not correct, Mike. Was he on a plane? Yes. What's the big plane that they use? The Air Force One? That's correct. I remember something like that. You don't remember it. I swear to God, they've been doing all this stuff.
JFK. It was me and my cousin, Daddy. No, because I was... Hold on. Hold on. I actually held the Bible. Hey, listen. You're a bunch of jerks. You're making fun of me. I watched this whole thing on JFK where the reason that he died that day is because he was wearing a back brace to help him out and actually it held him up to make the second bullet go through. Hey, you're a bunch of jerks. I know stuff. Come on. Whatever. Ashley. I don't like you guys. So I got three points for that. Of course not. What would you like? A one, a two, or a three-point question? She's good at those threes. They can't all be as hard as the Schindler's List question. No way. Come on, you guys. You come on. I mean, Jake was like, Schindler's List. Well, I just looked at my bass coach and he rolled his eyes in shrubs. So we're over it. We don't care. This doesn't affect our personal lives. Thus, I'll take a three. You got it. Let me tell you, sometimes she gets them. Yep, she's going to get this one, Mike. Sometimes she gets them. Whatever. We're above this. All right, Ash, you ready? Yeah. In 1836. Okay.
Game over. Watch that, 1842. Eddie's reaction, best reaction ever. You have no faith. I give the year, and Eddie's like, it's over, okay? Let's just go home. Put your tools back in your toolbox, and let's leave. He's right. I agree with him. No, prove him wrong, Ash. Come on. Yeah, prove him wrong. In 1836, 180 people, including Davy Crockett and Jim Bowie, were killed at which chapel? Oh, man. Ashley is smiling at me. So you said in 1836, right? Yeah, that's right. So approximately six years later, the pilgrims are going to show up. Attack of the old. Oh, that never gets old, Rob. Yes. Oh, my God. That's not my name, Sean. And soon we'll celebrate Thanksgiving. Wow. I've heard of this chapel before. You have? Yeah. I know that when you say it, I'm going to know. Did you hear? Forget it. Just guess. I'm going to know it. I want to see. Holy cross. It's something like the theme song chapel. Is it North Coast Church? The rock, Mike. The rock. I say the rock. It's got that like.
type of tone. Scene, song, chapel. But maybe not those words. Let me read you the question again. Maybe you didn't hear all of it. In 1836, six years before we sailed the ocean blue. Can you let it go, guys? Like a year ago. Please, let it go. Shut up. 180 people, including Davy Crockett and Jim Bowie, were killed at which chapel? Why? I already said. Oh, you gave your answer? You mean sing song chapel is your answer? Sing song chapel was your. I think it goes in that tone. It might not be those words, but I think it's mean like sing song chapel. Do you know what I'm saying? Do you not know what I'm saying? I know what you're saying. What is she saying? I don't mean it like that. Sing song. Like, however, whatever the chapel's called, it's going to be in the tonality of the sing song.
You're saying that the answer is very sing-songy. Skye, you know what I'm saying. Is that what she's saying? Basically, yes. With the way that you word it, it'll sound like sing-song. Why don't you sing of the answer? Sing-song like that. Why don't I sing you the answer? Just watch the answer and I'll explain to you what I mean. I will give you the answer. Not brain science. Wow. Oh, my gosh. The answer is the Alamo. She's pointing at me. The Alamo. The Alamo. You should be wearing big, red, long shoes, okay? You are a clown. I love Mo. You don't get it. Your girl, Skye. That's your girl. I know. That is my girl. I accept her for who she is.
Oh, my gosh. Yes. Yeah, those screws are not loose anymore. They've come out completely. It's like a waterfall. Yeah. They're spilling over the side of the dam. Oh, my gosh. This is not brain science. Is that what you said? This is not rocket surgery, okay? This is not rocket surgery we're trying to perform. That is the saying, Mike. This is fantastic. It. Oh, my God. The Alamo. The Alamo. The Alamo. If it was the Alamo of Alamo. It would be dead on. The Alamo. Holy crap. Okay. Sky. Wow. I'm going to end it here with you.
You're going to end it with your one-pointer? Well, we'll see. Sometimes the one-pointers are hard. We'll see how it goes. It. That was a toughie. Sky, in email terminology, what does BCC stand for? Afternoon drive. That's the BCC and Woody show. It's BCC. That is correct, Sky. Sky's gritting her teeth. Oh, I'm going to get another chance here. We can't go around. We can't. I can't. Well, because I know it's blind. I know it's blind copy, but there's another C in there. They can't call this. A half point question, or they would. I mean, they had to give it a denomination, Sky. This is a BC. This is, you do this. You do this. You do this all the time. I mean, I'm talking it out, bro. Are you going to attack me? I'm sorry. You got it. You got this one. You got this one. He was pulling my face off with his claw. I'm saying, you get this. You know this one. What just happened? I don't know.
Sky, you got it. Well, I always refer to it as blind copy, but I'm going to take a guess and say it's blind carbon copy. You are cool, Sky. For the record, Ashley is giving Sky a standing ovation. Thank you, Ashley. Much deserved. Thank you. Wow. We are friends. Melissa, you are a winner. Cool. Eddie, what did Melissa win? Oh, no big deal. She's just going to see Metallica. Melissa, you're going to see Metallica. December 15th, Tox Arena. My husband's going to love you. Yeah, he's going to love you too. Hang on the line. Our text number, 35253. Our phone number, 570-1053. I'm exhausted. There are reports out there saying that the Raiders may fire their head coach. Eddie knows who might be in line to take his place. That's after this. On The Rock.
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Back to the Mikey Show on The Rock. This text message says, Mikey, is it me or do Rob and Ashley get a little dumber each time we play the DCC? I think that may be correct. It. It. The Alamo. Alamo. Alamo Balamo. Brain science. It is 947. Lindsay Lohan allegedly punched a paparazzi in the face last night after she thought he had tripped her. Reports say that the Oakland Raiders will fire their head coach, Lane Kiffin, in mere seconds. No way. In seconds? Really? Well, maybe. Who do you think will replace, Eddie? They are saying that James Lofton would be the guy that would get the head coaching gig. He's their wide receiver coach, formerly the Chargers wide receiver coach. What a trip. That Al Davis is a strange character. Were you thinking senile? I was...
Is that the word you were searching for? I don't know. Well, he may be. Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs? That's a better one. He is definitely out there. Our phone number? 570-1053. Our text? 35253. You can text us if you want. You can call us if you want. Let's see. Mikey, that was hilarious. I was taking a test in class with my head down and I started laughing. No way. You should not be listening to our show while you're taking a test. No, do not. It makes you dumber. That is awesome. Mikey, give Ashley a break. Sometimes butchering words is harder than it looks. It's brain science. Holmes regards Miss Teen South Carolina. Oh, that's not good. That's P1 Misfit. OMG! Oh, my gosh. Best DCC ever. After the game yesterday, this is the first time I've laughed in a while. Who sent that? What a great callback. They did not sign it. Oh, I see. Put it out there. A lot of people are probably wondering, what is Mikey talking about? I'm curious. During the wildfires we had here in 07, they started over the weekend. We came on the radio on Monday morning.
and we were talking about the fires, and we were about half an hour into the show, and Sky said, you know, this is the first time I've laughed in days. It's true. It was true. Yeah, this is actually the first time I've laughed, like, I don't know, in the past couple days. It was true. I was very worried. People were being evacuated, fires roaring. It was strange because those fires had just kind of gotten started. Everybody was in a very somber mood. And so, Skye. You guys made me laugh. That's right. And I thought it was a compliment to you to say that. This is actually the first time I've laughed, like, I don't know, in the past couple days. But obviously, I'm a jerk for saying it, so. Yep. There was a moment. You didn't need to agree. Oh, wow. This next text message is written in all caps, and all it says is the Alamo. The Alamo. You don't get it.
Somebody wrote in and said, I officially called dibs on P1 brain science. Oh, smart. Mikey, what are the odds she was thinking of the Sistine Chapel? That's what I was thinking of. That's what I thought she was thinking of. That's what I was thinking of. Sistine Chapel. Sistine Chapel. Seasong, Sistine. Yeah, that's what it was. See, I knew it. Skye, why are you looking over this way? Skye, I had a kink in my neck. I had to turn my head. Sistine Chapel, the Alamo. Yeah, it was close. Do you see how that happened right there? Yeah, that was a close one. So weird. This text says, hey guys, I nearly crashed on the 805 because of the tears coming out of my eyes. Oh, help. Are you guys ready for a new segment? Oh, yes. Sure. You guys ready for a new segment? No. What's happening? We have a new segment on the Mikey Show. Oh, gosh. What's it called? What are we doing? It's called Words of Wisdom with Boston Rob. Oh. Would you like to hear it? Yeah. Please. Yeah. Oh, okay. Take it away. Hey there, Ashley. How are you? I'm getting your dogs away. Pay attention to me. Pay attention to me. That's right.
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K-I-O-Z San Diego. Is this the 28-hour show? No, it isn't. Not yet. I thought I just woke up. Speaking of that, Sky's worried about Danny, and I don't blame her. Yeah, I don't know if Danny's okay. I hope he's okay. I hope P1 Danny is okay. Yeah. Because we just went to P1 site, and there is nothing about the date of the 28-hour show. Yeah. And it's been three hours. Somebody call him. Somebody call him. Yeah. I'm worried that he's all right. Ashley, have your puggle call 911. That's right. You just taught your puggle how to dial 911. Yeah. In case you slip and fall. It's Bark Ruff Ruff. Quimby just. Hey, Quimby. Hi, Quimby. Quimby just IM me and said it is there. I didn't see it. She said it's on the announcement section. I put it on the front. Yeah. I looked on the front page on those 11 different. I love how we're like, we have nothing to do with this. I'm going to be furious if I don't see it. I may cancel my membership. Yeah. Oh, P1 podcast is up. Thank God. Oh, really? Fine. Where the heck is the announcements page? Where is announcements? I want to know. I was way off. Hey, where's the announcements page?
I see no announcements page. I see the countdown until Sky's birthday and I appreciate it. How did he get that logo? Dude, I asked him about that. How did he get that? Because I freaked out when I saw that. How did he get that? Apparently there's some archive thing on the internet. You can get anything. Oh yeah, the internet archive. What is the internet? I have no idea. Like, I guess he YouTubed it, Mike, and found it. First of all, Eddie, have you ever seen this photograph? That's awesome. Somebody has a picture on P1's side of a stormtrooper sitting on a toilet reading. Well, duh. That's one of the funniest. Ash, come look at this. What's a stormtrooper? Oh, no. She's kidding. It's under forums. Oh, please. Yeah, he's got... Oh, you've got to be in the forums? What? And then where do you go? Because under forums, there's join for free, newest posts, search posts, and who is online. Show 2008. Announcements. I found it. Oh, Danny, how dare you? This is just buried among the muck. Now, Quimby, he didn't post that before this second, right? Or before this morning at 7, right? Let's see. What?
He posted it at 727. Okay, cool. We announced earlier that the 28-hour show will take place on October the 8th. It will take place on Wednesday, October the 8th. I almost died right there. Well, you get choked up talking about it. It's very emotional. Are you going to be okay? Yeah, I know that when I get choked up sometimes it sounds like I have to burp, but... No. He's an emotional man. Yeah. It's just that I'm an emotional man. You're an emotional man. I'm an emotional man. I'm an emotional man. You must have been watching It. That movie gets me, dude. Especially that scene at the Alamo. That's why it won an Oscar. Duh. I saw it at the Balamo Alamo. Alamo. Alamo. Alamo. Alamo. Alamo. Alamo. Alamo. Alamo. Alamo. Alamo. Alamo. Alamo. Alamo. Alamo. Alamo. Alamo. Alamo.
P1 Quimby's on the line. Oh, there he is. What's going on? Danny's at his real job right now. He has a real job. That is not allowed. That's right. He should live on the joy of the Mikey. That's right. Can't he live off that? That should sustain him. Yes. Remember, we work for peanuts at P1Site.com. That is true. Okay, so. Danny already put up in the announcement section what we're bringing. We're bringing extra trash cans, a backup projector, food, drinks, the mini swimming pool, the alien with the sky t-shirt on again. You love it. These guys are impressed, man. They're ravenous fans. They're crazy fans. Awesome. So we will coordinate with you guys if you need any extra help. Danny should have a picture on the very front page in a countdown. by the time he gets home from work. What about a replica of the Grand Canyon? Can you bring a replica of the Grand Canyon? Well, I could make a diorama if you'd like. Can you? Former tennis superstar Yvonne Lendl. Can you do that? Can you? Can you do that? No, but maybe I could get an exclusive with O.D. Simpson. You never know. Oh, wow. Can you guys provide film footage of Brian Botsworth's first play for the Seattle Seahawks? That'd be nice. It's important.
Can you provide us with that? Come on. We'll work on it. I'll look into it. Can you get us the presidents of the United States to come in and do an acoustic version of Peaches? Oh, that'd be so good. Fantastic. Not the band, the actual presidents. P1 Peaches. Right, four P1. Duh, Eddie. But, yeah, Sean's right. The actual presidents of the United States. Well, it would be a cover. It would be a cover. They come in and do a cover of Peaches. Yeah. Peaches. Peaches for free. Yeah. I love it. You're such a sweet voice, President Bush. Peaches come in a can. Made by the man. It's all the former presidents of the United States of America. Amazing. Or we can get Vice President Dick Cheney to give us all shooting lessons. That would be great. Oh, yeah. That would be great. We'll have a great time. Don't you worry. By tonight, everything will be settled. I'm worried. Don't cry, Sky. I'm here. I'm worried and crying. Don't worry. Okay. Okay. We love you, Quimby. Thank you, Quimby. Okay, gotta go. P1 Hall of Famer. Oh. Quimby. I have another... What do I have? I'll do... I'll do the other words of wisdom next week. I have a story about Eddie Van Halen, who apparently is reaching out to Sammy Hagar because the GOP is using the song...
Nice. Yeah. So, basically, Sammy Hagar is the only one from the Van Halen camp who is okay with the GOP using their song right now. Didn't they have to ask permission? No. Well, I mean, I guess not, because basically it's been song after song after song this campaign season where you hear artists saying, hey, stop playing my song or we're going to sue you. And that's happened to the GOP quite a few times already. Or using the songs and they get in trouble. So I guess they don't have to ask because, you know, when the artists find out, they're, you know, upset about it. But when they get mad, do they change songs? Yeah, they stop playing it once they're told they're not allowed to play it anymore. Why are they doing that? Like, why don't they just ask for it so they can stick with something? Yeah. I don't know. So, yeah, so Sammy Hagar was the only one who's really been like, you know, it's okay. You know, regardless of who you support, the song right now is about change. It's about the future. It's about wanting to do something positive. So I don't care, you know, who uses it as long as it's somebody who wants to make this place better. I'm glad you said that. Thank you for saying that. Never particularly cared for the song. Wow.
Really? It's an anthem, man. I know. I never liked it very much. So I guess Eddie Van Halen and Sammy Hagar haven't been talking for quite a while, but when this issue... I'm sorry, Eddie. I'm not... Really? This was a piano song, and Eddie Van Halen's a guitar hero, man. Okay, easy, too. Calm down. Just calm down. I thought it was very overwrought. Overwrought? What does that mean? I thought it took itself entirely too seriously, this song. And from the very first notes of it, I was like, well, we're very, we're very, very deep. And so I was never really, and I never said that until this moment. I've never admitted it because I was all about Van Halen and everybody knows I was, I was, I was big time. And I thought it got a little campy, but I think it makes sense for a political campaign to use. Eddie Van Halen is like, don't do it. Yeah, but now Eddie and Sammy, I guess, are, you know, exchanging phone calls, discussing it. But Eddie made a recent comment that's probably not going to help. He says, why are they okay giving the song to Pepsi for a million bucks? And we can't, you know, for something it actually fits with, something that actually, the meaning is there. We're not cool with that. Who said that, Eddie or Sammy? I'm sorry, Sammy said that. Sammy said that. That makes sense, because they did. They used it in a Pepsi ad.
It's too bad those guys couldn't get along. And Sammy Hagar may be the easiest going human being. He's very easy going. It's easy. It's easy. That says about Eddie. What must it have been like? What must it have been like? All Sammy wants to do is just party and sing songs. That's it. Yeah. Hey, speaking of soft drinks and commercials and soft drink commercials, Jack White. upset over the use of the Bond music in a Coke commercial. Yeah, he is not happy at all. Jack White and Alicia Keys are doing the new song for the new Bond movie. It's already done, and Jack is not happy about hearing it in a Coke Zero commercial.
His management, Jack White's management, released a statement saying, quote, Jack White was commissioned by Sony Pictures to write a theme song for the James Bond film Quantum of Solace, not for Coca-Cola. Any other use of the song is based on decisions made by others, not by Jack White. We are disappointed that you first heard the song in a co-promotion for Coke Zero rather than its entirety. I agree with that. Yeah, he's not happy. If we said to... If we said to somebody that they can use the Mikey show for something, and all of a sudden we saw it selling a product, I would say, hey. At least you should get paid for it. Yeah, that ain't right. Well, how about a heads up, too? Yeah. What if I don't like that product? Yeah. That may not be. Who doesn't like Coke Zero? Come on. What?
Coke Zero is actually pretty good because it tastes like Diet Coke. Well, it doesn't taste like Diet Coke. It tastes like Coke. Coca-Cola Classic. Yeah, it tastes like Coca-Cola Classic, but you're actually drinking a Diet Soda. Yeah, it does. Sky, for real, man. Everybody says that. Diet Dr. Pepper tastes more like regular Dr. Pepper. Have you tried it? Doesn't it have like zero calories or something? Yeah, but Sky, have you tried it? Coke Zero? No. I swear to God, it tastes just like Coca-Cola Classic. It's a trip. I don't know how they do it. You must put that aspartame in there. Well said. That Aspartame must be inside. Aspartame. Aspartame. Alamo. Sing song. Mikey Show, hello. Forget it then. Aspartame. Aspartame. Chapel. Prince William. Handsome. You think? Yeah. Okay. You don't think he's handsome? I think the ladies like that. You don't like his nose, guy? Yeah, they do. His nose? Well, I don't want to, you know, but I got a couple issues. I know what you're, I know you, I know you, I know you, I know you. Too white. I know you. Not the right pigment. Whatever. I know what her issue is. Is you? Skye. What? Look at me. No, I will not look at you. Look at me. Yes, Mike? Look. That is an issue. I knew it. I knew it. That is one of the few. I know her so well.
I mean, I'm not saying he's an ugly bloke. I'm just saying that there are a few things. You're not hating it. No, I'm just saying. He's way too right for me, homeboy. To each his own. Well, you can. I was just not. No, I just don't want to. I just want to be like, this is ugly and this is ugly and this is bad. So he's got jacked up teeth. He didn't have jacked up teeth, though. He doesn't. What's the problem with his teeth? I think that Sky thinks they're large. Is that what the deal is? Oh, of course. Why are you going to go there? I'm just saying there's a lot to this. His mother died. There's a lot here. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh, Eddie. Eddie, do not bow like you're taking a bow. And, Rob, don't victoriously put your arms up like, yes, Eddie just hit a home run. I can't believe it. For goodness sake. Well, I guess that conversation's over. I don't know where to go from there. He's a beautiful human being inside and out. Well, he's going to become a full-time search and rescue pilot. Yep, in the Royal Air Force. He'll signal with his teeth. Hey, Eddie. Yeah, I wouldn't have said that.
I don't care. Rough. Thank you for saying that. So he'll begin his 18-month training program in January. There you go. Oof. That is rough. Brutal. It's a tough one. There was a prison riot in TJ. That is something I want to be far from. Really? Put me in the action. I don't want any part of TJ prison riots. Do you think it's worse than an American riot? Yes. Why? It's dirtier. Much dirtier. The whole experience. The prison. Sean, how much to stay at a TJ prison one night? I've never been there. I have no idea what the TJ prisons are about, but I'm taking a guess here. Steen. Eddie, you think like five stars. Five stars. It's like Stan at the Four Seasons. Is there toilets? I bet they're in really good working order. Blue water. Blue water. Blue water everywhere. Even though their toilets are made of adobe. I just said adobe. Adobe. Adobe. Adobe.
Which is a lot like Adobe. Yeah. But it's classier. But it's like sing song. I did sing more songs. Adobe. Adobe. Adobe. Chapel. What happened? Well, of course, you know, prison authorities and the government isn't currently, or at least as of this morning when I checked, releasing any information. So all we know is from witnesses in the area, they believe as many as six inmates may have been killed yesterday. The riot started because prisoners are upset over alleged deaths of other inmates by prison guards. I guess allegedly there were two deaths last week. They claim that the guards, like, just assassinate people in there, I guess. Are you kidding? Yeah, so there was this huge fight. You know, prisoners are, like, throwing banners over the wall, throwing notes outside. Banners that read, like, John 316. I don't think so. No. Something tells me new. Yeah. So, yeah, they are, you know, in these little notes. And from eyewitnesses, you know, they believe the guards are killing prisoners. You know, they're not being treated fairly. All of these things. Yeah, so huge riot. Wow.
I can't even watch those prison shows on Discovery. Oh, I love them. Can't do it. Lockdown, dude. I can't watch Lockdown. It's like watching a scary movie to me. You're never going to go to prison, so it's the only chance you have. You will, Rob, but Mike won't. I watch it as an educational factor. You may have done that. You know what scares me? You watch, like, remember in Oz, there were guys that were in there. They were just a normal citizen, but they, like, accidentally hit somebody with their car. Yeah. And they got put in there. Yeah, but they go to, like, the easy part of it. They don't go to the hardcore, like, ad seg and all that stuff. Really? What? What are you, huh? Administration segregation. Okay. That's where, like. It scares me that he knows what that is. Well, because, yeah, watch up, lock up, Corcoran. And this dude tells all about. Are you sure it's Corcoran? Yeah, yeah. Is it Corcoran? Yeah, Corcoran. Isn't it Cochran? C-O-R-C-O. What? Maybe it is Corcoran. I watched it. It's on MSNBC. Yeah. And watch this. MSNBC. MSNBC. Yeah, it's on that dude. And this guy goes into prison because he witnessed someone getting killed, helped hide a body, so he was guilty, got ratted on.
Went to prison. Once you get in there, you know, you got to kill some people or whatever because he was doing a long sentence. What do you mean? Once you get in there, you got to kill some people. Or you're going to have to stab someone. Like, you know how prison goes? Okay, well, if you're a lifer and if you're doing a long amount of time, then most likely you're going to have to kill somebody, stab somebody, hurt somebody, do something like that. Or you don't get to be in the glee club. Yeah, yeah, man. Or you're going to get messed up. So this guy started doing that. So they let that guy into the dangerous place? Yeah, they put him in there with all the, like, I forget what it's called. Well, then you're telling me that I could end up in there. That guy wasn't even, like, a hardcore killer. You would never hide a body. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, but that guy wasn't even a hardcore killer. He was just, like, involved with it, like, knew about it or something. Yeah, but when would you ever be in that situation? Well, I'm not doing that, but, I mean, is it? You're going to be fine. I'm scared. So he ended up killing a couple people in the jail. Well, you're going to have to pick a side when you get in there. Are you with the Mexicans or are you with the white supremacists? That's the other problem I got. I'm no Mexican. I can't speak Spanish. I can't speak Spanish. And are you South Side or North Side? They don't want any part of me. Go with the brothers, dude. Go with the brothers. I say go with the brothers, too. I'm in the happy side. Oh, you're dead. Oh, man.
Forget about it. You're goners. Start doing your push-ups every night. Oh, great. Fart on the warden. What? So you get put in the hole. You don't have to deal with anybody. There you go. In the hole. I missed. Really? I mean. No, don't acknowledge. I don't think you should acknowledge. I think that's a mistake. I think that's a mistake. How dare that face. I mean, he's like flaunting it. Like mischievous. No, I would not describe that look as that. He's proud. It was almost like the look. No, the look was I didn't hear a thing. I think that the look is I didn't hear a thing and I'm taking my senior picture. When he instantly did it, he had a look of instant gratification. Oh, now he just looks cute. We've acknowledged it too much, which will, for the record, encourage the behavior.
When a kid throws a tantrum, you're not supposed to be like, oh, stop it, blah, blah. They will continue to throw the tantrum. It's very Jake Ryan. I love it. Oh, please. Look at him. Let me see. Handsome. Oh, wow. That's beautiful. Sitting on a table with you, Sky. Is it my birthday? Of course. Okay. How old am I turning? 16. Oh, that's such a special birthday. That's such a special birthday. Everybody else forgot. No. Yeah, not Shawnee. No? Not Sean Ryan? Not Sean Ryan. No. I love Sean Ryan. He's 29 minutes late playing that sound effect. I know. Well, you're the boss. Fire him. You are the boss. Fire him won't fix it. What do you mean it won't fix it? Then we don't have any sound effects. Okay. We'll figure something out. Now he's doing the child's pose. Oh, that is precious. Like he's getting his portrait taken. Don't do that. I don't like that. Oh, Sean, you look so cute. I don't like when you do that. I forgive him.
He's innocent. Yeah, I mean, he couldn't hurt a fly. He is not innocent. Look at him, though. He's guilty. He does it all the time. He's precious. Oh, look at that face. But you guys, hiding behind that innocent face. You're so hard on him, Mike. Look at him, Mike. You're going to make him sad. He's pouting his bottom lip. And you guys are all falling for it. You're so mean. Leave him alone. I forgive him. He does this all the time. You did a good job, Sean. Yeah, you did a great job today, Shawnee. It's okay that you played the kiosk 10, 29 minutes late. 10, 29 minutes late. It's okay. Is that right? He doesn't know. He's learning. He's just a little guy. He's learning. All right, fine. Sean, tomorrow, though, will you play it when you're supposed to? Yeah. Well, there you go. I'm solved. Well, we'll see. It's a win-win. We'll see if the problem is solved. Spaghetti! Oh, my God. Did I scare you? Did I scare you? Well, I saw you there. Did I scare you? You're sitting right there. I saw you the whole time. Did I get you? No, you told us you were going to do it. And you kind of knew I was going to do it. Jennifer Hudson's engaged. Oh, this is a doozy. To who? Okay, let me. Did anybody ever watch Flavor of Love?
Anybody? Sean, I'm sure, did. He watches everything. But he just signed off. Oh, great. He's working on Tomorrow already. Well, Jennifer Hudson had this, like, longtime boyfriend, you know, like a childhood boyfriend. And then, oh, hey, I'm on American Idol. Oh, hey, I'm in Dreamgirls. Oh, I won an Oscar. I'm so famous. Oh, broke up with my boyfriend. Okay, that's sad. So this guy that she has been dating for less than a year that they just got engaged. was a contestant on Flavor of Love 2. No, that cannot be true. He went by the name Punk. I don't believe that that's true. Wait, how could it be on Flavor of Love? Yeah, wasn't it girls that were on Flavor of Love? And it was Flavor of Flav that was The Bachelor. I don't know, I was reading everywhere. I've, like, read multiple places this morning. Here, let me look it up. Yeah, because it's Flavor of Flav and then a bunch of chips. Flavor of Flav. I don't know that it is Flavor of Flav. Flavor of Flav. I love New York. Yeah. Maybe that's what they meant. Probably. Because I read everywhere Flavor of Love. But, yeah, so this guy is kind of, I don't know, most of those guys kind of seem like tools to me that are on shows like that and Jennifer Hudson. You're judgmental. Hey, I figured since his mom didn't die, I'm allowed to. That's true. See? Everything's open now. Go for it. That's right. Kirsten Dunst is blasting the tabloids. What's her problem?
Everything, Mike. She has a problem with everything. Okay, what the hell was that? He, again, is trying to scare us. You're not scaring us. I came out of nowhere. I see you walk over there. You've got to get better at it. We all saw you walking around. I've got you guys. It scares me when it happens. Anyway. Kirsten Dunn says that celebrity women have a tougher time with gossip and the tabloids than men do. She says, quote, I don't buy the rag mags, but I was looking at the cover of one, and an actress's husband apparently had cheated on her. Who knows if it's true, but they don't put the guy on the cover going, look at what this guy did. They put the girl on the cover going, look at... What she did. And she says she has no tolerance for that. She says guys will do this and that and the other. And they're cool. But girls go out with their friends and they do that and this. And it's horrendous. If a guy flirts with me, I'm the slut. It can really kill a girl's spirit. Do you see what I mean? I've never heard. I've never. Don't use dare. Do not go there. Oh, I can't agree with her. Dude, she's so whack.
I question your agreement with Kirsten Dunst. Sorry. All right. 23% of married couples sleep along. 23%. Wow. Who's buying that? Yeah, they did us. But you don't think that they would, like, that's the kind of thing where you would lie the opposite way. Right. You don't make that up. Like, if you say it, you mean it. Yeah, they've been doing this study for a little while. In 2001, they found about 12% of married Americans slept alone. In 2005, 23%. And then they just did a study a couple months ago where they're now saying it's closer to 25% of Americans sleep in separate rooms. That's sad. And they say now with home developments, they're seeing an increase in demand for dual master bedroom homes. So the hubby and wife can have their separate. That's so sad. Kind of funny. Yeah. So, of course, some psychologists are warning that this is a very bad habit to get into. You should want to be together and, you know, not separate. It's the Eddie line. Carrie Underwood. Oh, Carrie Underwood. What are you doing? I'm a country singing from inflation. We know who you are, Carrie Underwood. Y'all, I just heard what you're talking about on the air. Yeah. About the cup of that sleep.
You seem upset. Are you okay? Well, I was just going to say, you know, I wish that everybody could take a hint from Faith Hill and Tim McGraw. Those two are so in love, y'all. It's true. I was just reading about them People magazine. They're so sweet. Oh, well, I'm not sure why Carrie Underwood is very upset. Are you going to watch Monday Night Football tonight? Whoa. Well, I mean, you're probably going to see your rival, Jessica Simpson. You want to know something, Jessica Simpson? Whoa. He still text messaging. We found out that wasn't true, Carrie. You're telling fibs. He still calls me. No, he doesn't. He sent me a banana gram. Oh, banana gram. And a pajama gram. And he sent me everything. Carrie.
And Rosie. Oh, Terry. Are you telling fibs? He sent me stuff. No, he didn't. Oh. I want y'all to know, I don't even care about Tony. This is Carrie Underwood, by the way. Yeah, we know. I don't even care about Tony Romo anymore. You should get over it. For real, you're better than that. Yeah, you're way better than that. I'm dating Matt Castle. Oh, well, that's a big step down. What are you talking about? Oh, you're going for Tony Romo. Step up. Okay. I wanted to go for the starter, but he's gay and we're spits. He spits on people like you, Carrie. Oh, dang. You're filthy. Hey, she's very fragile. Come on, yeah. You're yelling at a woman. I'd like to break your spirit. Okay. Aw, sorry. Bye, Carrie. Bye, Carrie. Feel better. What? Feel better. Okay, bye-bye. Monday Night Football Tonight.
She just farted in the phone. Why would she do that? She just farted in the phone. Well, why would she do that? We're, like, supporting her. She's ended another phone call that way, too, which is so weird. It's her signature. Oh, is it? It's her sign-off. It's her thing. Huh. Okay. Saturday Night Live had their highest ratings in seven years. Oh, wow. Seven years. Yeah. The season premiere of Saturday Night Live this weekend was up 64% from last year's premiere. The amount of viewers were up 64%. You know, of course, everybody was waiting to see Tina Fey do her Sarah Palin. Lots of people love the Michael Phelps. And then Barack Obama was actually supposed to be on Saturday Night Live this weekend, but he canceled at the last minute due to Hurricane Ike. Earlier this morning, I talked about how viciously John McCain had been attacked. For those of you that don't know, but Sean has signed off. I'll get to the audio tomorrow. He was attacked on the television show The View by about four cackling hens. Oh, my gosh. That sounds violent. Named Barbara and Joy and Hoopy. And so I'll have to play that for you tomorrow, but I do want to get to that. 570-1053.
And at the beginning and end of every show, we do open phone segments so you can call in. And, yeah, you can talk about anything you want to. Tonight's Monday Night Football. And it is the Cowboys and who, Eddie? Eagles. Cowboys and the Eagles. Should be a good game. And it's in Dallas, right? I believe it's in the big D. Oh. Oh, my goodness. I have to save. I could do a whole show. On the yesterday emails from today? I could do a whole show on it. And Sean's was crazy, but he's not here, so we've got to hold on to that. We've got to do that tomorrow. 570-1053 is the number. Mikey Show, hello. Hey, this is P1 Lifeguard. I was on radio yesterday morning at work having a miserable day, and I heard Eddie's voice on his... Fantasy football show. Great job, Eddie. You nailed it. Nice. Hey, do you play fantasy football? I do. Right on. Not very well. You got any players going tonight? Tell me about it. No, nobody tonight. You're all done. That's it. Did you lose? I lost big time. Oh. 45 points. Ouch. I am playing this week one of the guys that is on the fantasy football show with Eddie. His name is...
Big Mike Costa. Oh, yeah. Mike Costa. Love that guy. Victory for Mike. And that Mike Costa, he is an interesting fantasy football player, and he hosts that fantasy football show. Yeah, he doesn't know anything about fantasy football. It's the craziest thing I've ever seen, Eddie. Mike Costa. It's the craziest thing I've ever seen. He likes the Oakland Raiders. What? Yeah, that's gross. Yeah, and he drops a bunch of Oakland Raider players is what he likes to do. Stupid. It's not very smart. That sounds like someone I might even beat. What do you do? Who's your team? I'm a Chargers fan. So you draft as many Chargers as you can get. Well, it's San Diego draft, so a lot of those guys went pretty quick, but I did get Michael Turner, even though he's not with Chargers anymore. Well, that was good for you last week. Yeah. For sure. There you go. All right, lifeguard. Thank you, man. Thank you. P1 JoJo. Ladies and gentlemen, P1 Buckley's on the line. Stellar show today, guys. Thank you, Buckley. Yeah, I'm really, really upset about the Charger. I mean, Eddie, I really, really want to know is anybody we can write to, anybody we can call to get this stopped. This has seemed to go on for the last four or five years. A Charger just taken it, and I'm just thinking, what can we do? Write your congressman. We're laughing because I think that Zeth's microphone was on, and we were getting to hear Zeth behind the scenes. It's so dynamic. If there had been a way for us to...
He gets so irritated in there. He's taking his headphone off now so he doesn't have to listen to us. That's what he'll do. He'll take the headphone off so he doesn't hear the abuse. He's like, I don't want to hear it. No, he can't. It's too much for him. Buckley, I would say, I'm like, Ashley is all over it. He'll cry. I'm not even kidding. She wants to jump all over that. He's really sensitive. It's cute. Buckley Eddy thinks you should write your congressman. and see if we can get this ref behavior changed. There he is. Sweetest voice in the business, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you, Buckley. P1 Scooby's on the line. What's up, Scooby? What's going on? Oh, that's right. That video game. I am fully aware. I will be there. You get it tomorrow. Also, I wanted to say, tomorrow I'm going in for an interview, so wish me luck, guys. Nice. Oh, good luck. Good luck. Good luck, brother. Also, one more thing. Yeah. He snuck up on me. Yeah. He must have scared you. Mikey Show, last call. Bring us home. I got a quick question for Eddie about the Chargers P1 Vodka, by the way. There he is.
Oh, you got some pipes. When are the Chargers going to move the Hillcrest and hire Dr. Wayne as their coach? Oh, look at that. I mean, Matt Willihelm could be the cheerleader. Oh. Yeah. Dang. It's pronounced Willihelm. Terrible to have to leave on that note. Not funny. That's Terry Bradshaw. Mr. Bradshaw, what did you think of that joke? Not funny. You didn't like it very much. Not funny. You didn't like it, Terry. All right, we got to get out of here. The lovely and talented Missy is coming up next. And today on the Nooner, she's got double shots. So you got to be listening two in a row. We'll come back here tomorrow morning at 530. We'll do the whole thing all over again. It's a Mikey show out. Love your mouth.