The Mikey Show - Rock 105.3 - 09/24/08
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
Daily Audio 2008KIOZRock 105.3
celebrity newsgermophobiaNew Kids on the Blockidiomschildren in restaurantsCHP scandalplane crash survivalcooking contest28 hour broadcastStar Trekyouth charityclay aiken
Clay Aiken's coming-out announcement prompted an unsurprised discussion, while Eddie's discovery of Debra's elaborate New Kids on the Block archive exposed a much more unexpected fandom. Sean described his obsessive illness-testing routine and defended a proposed ban on young children in restaurants after 7 p.m., but Mikey and Eddie argued that the government should not punish every family for disruptive kids. Ashley's spectacularly wrong idiom definitions led to Village Idiom, and the crew turned doubts about Mark's praise of her cooking into a blind cook-off against Eddie. Sky reported both the alleged CHP ticket-for-sex scandal and how Travis Barker and DJ AM escaped a burning plane. Plans for the 28-hour show combined movies, games and Sean's beloved Star Trek tearjerker, while Jim Duffy connected his hot-sauce business to feeding local children and funding youth centers.
What happened, in order
Clay Aiken comes out
The crew reacted to Clay Aiken publicly coming out after saying that becoming a father made him unwilling to raise his son around lies or secrecy.
Inside a germaphobe's mind
Sean described taking his temperature, clearing his throat, gargling salt water and eventually isolating his sick wife at the first hint of illness.
The New Kids shrine
Eddie revealed that his wife Debra had preserved an elaborate New Kids on the Block fan binder filled with clippings, drawings and glittery Donnie pages.
Village Idiom
In the new Village Idiom game, Ashley confidently mangled familiar sayings and decided that “as the crow flies” described a boring person with a steady work ethic.
Ban kids after seven?
Sean and a surprising number of callers argued for barring young children from restaurants after 7 p.m., while Mikey, Eddie and others objected that bad parenting did not justify a government ban.
The ticket-fixing affair
Sky reported that a married retired CHP officer was investigated after a woman's speeding ticket was dismissed and the pair were later seen entering an Oceanside hotel together.
Escape from the burning plane
Sky explained that Travis Barker and DJ AM survived their plane crash by sliding down a wing, stripping off burning clothes and tackling each other to extinguish the flames.
Ashley's blind cook-off
The crew challenged Ashley and Eddie to cook the same dish for a blindfolded Mark after disputing whether his extravagant praise proved Ashley was truly a great cook or merely a beloved girlfriend.
The 28-hour show
The crew mapped out a 28-hour broadcast with games, a date contest, a cook-off, movies, an outdoor screen and the return of a dangerously personal hot-seat bit.
The Star Trek tearjerker
Sean passionately summarized the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode in which Captain Picard lives an entire alternate lifetime, while the others repeatedly derailed him with jokes.
Hot sauce with a purpose
Hot-sauce maker Jim Duffy explained that sales from Refining Fire Chilis helped him feed children and support four church-sponsored Youth Venture centers in East County.
People mentioned
MikeySkySeanEddieAshleyBoston RobClay AikenDebraDonnieRebeccaJakeTravis BarkerDJ AMMark
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Jay Aiken has finally come out of the closet and admitted publicly what we all already knew. He's gay. He should have won American Idol. He's gay. You're gay. Seriously, can we just end this season already? The Padres, they were trashed by the Dodgers last night, 10 to 1. It should end. It should end. I saw that thing on the computer this morning. That Clay Aiken had come out. Wow. Now, I wonder what goes into such a thing. You know what I mean? Like what goes into that? Like his reasoning or like the whole production of making the announcement? Yeah, like what's up with, okay, now it's time.
Well, according to the cover of the upcoming People magazine, it shows a picture of Clay holding his newborn baby son. The headline reads, Yes, I'm gay. I cannot raise a child to lie or hide things. Okay. So the birth of the baby is what prompted him to not want to lie or hide any longer, Mike. Well, there it is. There it is. So he's letting everybody know. Yep. Welcome to the program. My name's Mikey. I'm the host of the show. And I am 38 years old and will be 39, May 31st, 2009. And Sky's birthday is very soon. Yes. It is October 22nd. Eddie is a very good gift giver. That's a month away. That's a month away. I don't know why she does it. It's right around the corner. I don't know why she does it. I don't know why. Count it down. Yep, just any day now. Eddie, our producer, I've known him forever. He's 35 years old. And Eddie is a very good gift giver. Have you already thought about the Sky stuff and it's taken care of?
Do you have a whole list of stuff in your head and you're like, well, I have many things to choose from? Were you a sort of like, hey, back in March, you're like, I like that. It's available. I'll do it. I'll take care of it now. I didn't realize it was her birthday. I'm in big trouble. If only he'd been reminded. There was like a countdown or something. Yeah, right. Well, his wife has already sent me an email asking what I would like for my birthday. And I wrote back that I want lemon cookies. Wow. She makes the best lemon cookies, which last time I was over at their place, I enjoyed about 17 of them in one sitting. Yeah. I mean, it was like disgusting the way we all did, though. Now, what are lemon cookies? What do they look like? Give me a point of reference. They resemble a sugar cookie, but they are a lemon cookie, but the same kind of texture as a sugar cookie. I think it's a sugar cookie with lemon frosting is what it is. Oh, was it? Yeah. It was delicious. I'm not all in on that. I am all in. It was delicious. I'm not a lemon fan. Not really. I love lemon. So she makes those for other people. Oh, man.
And that is going to be your birthday present. I am in on that. A tower of lemons. I can arrange that. That's fantastic. Let's see. Eddie is our producer. He is a good gift giver and a guy that knows a lot about sports. He is known as the Oracle. It was funny because earlier in the year, I thought I had the perfect gift for Sky. I was like, oh, this is going to be it. And then I found out not only does she have one, but she doesn't like it or use it. What was it? I know what he's talking about. Her GPS. I was thinking, you know what? That's perfect for her. Help her get around. She doesn't have to worry about it. Occasionally I get lost. And she does. Oh, she got lost in a circle. Well, I mean, it's not technically a circle. I mean, I figured the GPS would just say, just keep going around, around, around. She got horribly lost, too. It was like Bear Grylls. She left her car. No, I did not. Just like Bear did on the last episode. Squeezing water out of the elephant dung. That's right. She survived, thank God. Thank goodness. But I figured, you know, GPS is perfect for her, but then I found out she has one.
It doesn't use it. It hates it. I'm mad at it. Yeah. So I'm like, well, that wasn't so smart. As a member of the British Special Forces, once we were all lost in a circle. It's not a circle. In La Jolla Village Square. Wow. Well, there it is. Skye is our news girl. She's the 30-year-old woman sitting to my right. She has a birthday coming up. Today's a special day too, Mike. Why is today a special day? Today's the 20th. Okay, we will figure this out. I think I know. Today's Wednesday, September 24th. It's not her anniversary of her husband. It's not the celebration of Thong Song? It is. Oh, maybe that's it. What were you doing eight years ago today, Mike? Is today your anniversary? Yeah. Come on. My eight-year wedding anniversary. Excuse me, how old am I? Well, you got married at 12, so... Good point. It's true. Not that bad. You know, it happens. Yeah, at Sky's wedding during the reception, I requested the thong song from the DJ. I specifically told the DJ not to honor any of Mikey's requests. He didn't listen to me. This is your song, right? No, this is not our song. This was their wedding song. It comes on, I hear the violin, I immediately look at my grandparents. And you just giggle, and you're just so happy.
You know, honestly, I don't know that your grandparents were actually studying these lyrics. I don't know if they really got these lyrics. I think actually Nana went out there and dropped it like it's hot. Could be. Could be. Chated reference. What happened to Cisco? Is he still making music? He does like reality shows now. He does? Yeah. You heard me. Let's see. Shawnee, oh boy. Hi. He is our sound effects man. Astro. No, no. Seriously. Stop, stop, stop. Don't. Does anyone feel the hair is getting... Yes. It's close, right? Yeah. It's there. It is there. It's there now? It's weird all Yankovic over there. Yahoo's serious in the... Not really. Yeah, it's almost the right length. I can tell when I do.
When you get two fingers underneath that stuff? I put my fingers in my hairline, which is from receding. Oh, wow. And I pull, and if I feel a certain amount of pull, then I know it's time, but there's still a little bit left. Are clumps of hair coming up in your fingers when you do that? Maybe that's why it's receding, bro. It's like spaghetti. Should I not? I mean, you're ripping it out. It's not okay to grab it with my fist and pull as hard as I can? No, that's roughly part of the problem. Probably not. Mystery solved. Ashley is our assistant producer, cute as a button, blonde hair, brown eyes, and tan skin. Some little-known facts about Ashley. She was on the dean's list at San Diego State University. Yeah. She has a younger sister, older brother. She wrote something in her yesterday email that probably would have made Sean uncomfortable. She said that she went to breakfast with her sister while she was visiting Northern California. And I just want Sean to imagine if he had been on this same visit with the sister. Because sometimes you go have breakfast. He's fine with going to restaurants. It's the people sometimes that make him uncomfortable. Well, Ashley's sister.
was telling Ashley and Ashley's boyfriend, Mark. Oh, my gosh. I love you so much, Mark. I love you. That she was, you know, she was actually really stoked that she could be there at the breakfast and be able to see Ashley and Mark because she was recovering from the flu. Oh. Oh, yeah. No. No, I say. Oh, wow. Sean. Oh, my God. Did you see it? Oh, my goodness. It hit Sean right now. Kind of like it physically looked like a tidal wave coming over someone. Yes. It had its base. It had its climb. It had its summit with Sean right now. Well, and then even better, Shawnee, on the drive up to my Nana's birthday party, it's about a 45-minute drive, and me and my sister sat next to each other in the back of the car. Probably with the air conditioner on circulate. No. We were sharing air. Yeah. We were sharing air. We were circulating through the vehicle. Uh-huh. You know? Uh-huh. Going through the air system. Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out. Exactly. Breathe again.
Breathe again. Breathe again. Breathe again. As if that story wasn't bad enough. Breathe again. You know, Sean, I have a question. Because Sean's a germaphobe. Sean, I have a question. Oh, he is? Yes, he is a germaphobe. News to me. No, no, no. This is one of those find out how the mind works with a germaphobe. Okay, just don't do those hypothetical would you kiss a... No, no, no. Would you kiss a what? When you do get sick, when you get a flu or when you get a cold or when you get whatever, we all have this thing where there is the very first sign. Now, when it happens, what we all do is go into denial. Oh, yeah. For example, a sore throat. The first tickle we feel, we go, that wasn't a tickle. Mentally, we go, that wasn't a tickle. And then about 10 minutes later, You do it again, you know, because I'm a hard swallow, a little bit of a tickle, and we say to ourselves, that's not what I'm thinking. It's allergies. It's allergies. Anything but. Yeah, you start looking around. Is someone smoking around here? Mm-hmm. Now, what usually happens with all of us is that it is the second symptom that cements in our mind, we're dying. It's over. It's over.
And what I mean by that is, okay, so the sore throat we convince ourselves is nothing. Even though it hurts, we go into denial. Yes. But the first time our body experiences goosebump chills, forget it. We connect the two dots and we're dying. Now, what I want to know is what goes through the mind of a germaphobe with the tickle. Well, Mike. I immediately go into what I call a testing phase. What? It's a testing phase. I love this. Where I will begin to do tests on myself to verify what's going on, and then I'll take immediate action. Let's take the sore throat, for example. What you're hearing is a true story. This is a true story. So you'll get that. That doesn't feel right. And so then I'll go into testing phase. I'll take my temperature. I'll do several more throat clears. And I'll gargle with salt water. You will take your temperature immediately upon first sign of throat tickle. How else are you going to verify? How else? The question posed is how else are you going to verify? Now, which...
if you walk that through to its conclusion, means that there is, in fact, something needing to be verified. Right, right. Whereas with many of us, we're not there yet. We're not at the point where we believe that there is something to be verified. It's called denial. Exactly, exactly. He doesn't deal in denial. Sean doesn't deal in denial. I do not. That's right. I do not. He immediately goes to, I'm dying. And so let's just confirm what I suspect. Yeah, let's see what I'm dying from. Now, Sean, what do you do when... You're making a mad mic. I want to know what he does if the cold or flu has not advanced to the temperature stage yet, yet you are getting the early warning signs. So then what? Yeah, so if the tests come back negative, then what we'll do is we'll... By that he means he took his temperature and it's normal. That's what he means when he says if the tests come back negative. See, I thought his cat, the professor, would be dressed up in a nurse's outfit and come in with a little piece of paper. I see what we're doing. We're discussing. We're discussing.
Yeah, we're discussing how my cat wears clothes. I don't know what goes on over there, bro. How does she know? You're in the middle of a testing phase. She doesn't know. I don't know how this works. So if the test comes back negative. 98.6. 98.6. Then what? It's usually a little bit lower. My temperature runs a little bit lower. Yeah, yeah. See, that's an interesting question. What is a temperature? Is a temperature 98.7? For me? For him? For Sean, oh, for me, 197. Yeah, I would say anything over 98.6 is definitely a temperature. 98.6 itself is even... Sky just gave me a look. Like, didn't the nurses at school, they wouldn't even, like, look at you unless you registered at least, like, 99.5 or something? And then they'd talk to you.
Eddie, where are you with the temperature? You take your temperature. Where are you concerned? I think once you start getting into the 99s and anything above that, you have the low-grade fever. That's what I think it is. Which means infection. A slight, slightly. No, I would say borderline massive infection. Not massive. I would definitely say so because if you're already running a temperature, that means there is enough of those organisms in your system to trigger a massive reaction in terms of, you know, releasing the hounds, as it were, with your immune system. Sean, isn't borderline and massive? An oxymoron. I mean, aren't those two words not conducive with one another? Borderline massive. I would disagree. They are not mutually exclusive. I would disagree with that. Talk about it. Thank you, counsel. Thank you, counsel. So if it's 98.7, what goes through the mind of a germaphobe? There's a problem. There's a big problem. There's a big problem. There's a big problem, yeah.
And so you have to, you know, you have to leap into action. And the first thing you have to leap into action. You have to take action. May I ask you a question? Yes. Do you, Sean, have like a frequent flyer mile thing with your doctor or less frequent visit? Are you earning points? Yeah. Look, it's true that when you're a germaphobe, you have to be very careful. And you have to pick your battles because you can wear a doctor out. And as soon as you wear a doctor out, that's it. It's over. You've got to move on. And especially if you find one that you like, which I found one that I really like, to be very careful, I have to definitely, you know, pick and choose when I decide to engage and go in. Engage. You know what I mean? Like make an appointment, go in. Yeah, yeah. Or even calling. I try not to call as much as I would have called, you know. any of the doctors in the past because I don't want to mess this one up. I've messed up too many to... I mean, doesn't that immediately make you aware of your obsessive behavior? Yes, I'm aware of it, yes. Sean, I have a question. And I told the doctor that I'm, you know, obsessive and she's aware of it and, you know, I put all cards on the table. I have a question for you, Sean. Is that the announce? Go ahead. What do you do? How do you handle it when your wife gets sick?
Great question. What happens when your wife is sick? Quarantine. Yeah, I mean, you know, I try and do my best to, you know, to quarantine. I mean, when you live with someone, it's... No, I was joking. I know, I know. He wasn't. I know. He wasn't. He wasn't. Well, I mean, if we're... I guess it depends on your definition of... Oh, no, see? I'm curious. It was a compliment. Depends on your definition of quarantine. Okay. What is your definition? Well, I'm saying if you look at quarantine as like a medical lockdown, like the CDC comes out and they quarantine a town. I mean, that's not the same thing. That would be crazy. It's ridiculous. You know what that is? That's overreacting. Little much. Little much. Sean's like,
Hello, we don't need to have the CDC come in. My wife is sick. My wife is sick, yeah. The whole town. In Sean's mind, he's like, hey, you know why? Because that's ridiculous. That's a little too much. It's just, my wife is just sick. Okay. Now the house. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a different story. There's matters of practicality to be dealt with. Let's get real here, people. Let's not be ridiculous and let's be real. Let's live in reality. Let's be practical. This is my now. Sean, as a matter of practice, what is your version of quarantine when Dean is sick? I think that when you say the term quarantine, I think people immediately think of someone who is... Literally locked in a room and no one is allowed to go in or out. And obviously you can't function like that. People have to have food and water. They have to have medication. So by quarantine, I just mean that. I think you mean it by the by the definition. The definition is a strict isolation imposed to prevent the spread of disease. Yeah. Yeah.
So you do, by definition, you do a quarantine. Yeah, but we're not talking about like, you know, I put her in a room and I close the door and I lock the door and no one goes in or out. Right. You can't do that. Right. But, you know, she will go into the bedroom. She'll stay in the bedroom. I'll limit my exposure. So do you not sleep in the bedroom when she's sick? Well, I can't. Talk about ridiculous. Are you kidding me? I just want to check. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I get right in there and snuggle up. Well, you never know. We could do an hour. Yeah. And I'll tell you why. I'll tell you why. I'll tell you why. Because imagine in the mind what it would take to feel comfortable sleeping in there again. Oh, because of the germs. In that bed. Like how long does it need to be gone? Sure. How long does she need to be showing healthy symptoms? Symptoms he's comfortable with that determine she's healthy. Yeah. And then the process of the bed and the whole let's get now. You know what? I'm comfy back in here. He's very uncomfortable. Yeah. The discussion has him uncomfortable. We can move on because the discussion has him uncomfortable. Well, it's, you know.
You know, you guys like to make fun. I'm not making fun. I'm not saying I necessarily, you know, I don't fault anyone for that. I'd probably do the same thing. Listen, I think we all understand our friend Sean. He's different, you know, he's different. I get it. He has a different reaction. A lot. He has a very different, yes, a lot different. He's a lot different. That's the stuff I don't like. Like, take us, we're here, and he's, like, over there. And he's, like, up in Buffalo. So, you know, we're in San Diego. But we still love him, even with all that distance. It's the exaggeration that makes it a chore. There it is. It's a chore. A chore. We love him. It's a kick in the pants, eh, Sean? And Boston Rob is our... Rob is? Oh, is that what we were doing? Yep. Thank you. He is our singer-songwriter. He's happier today. Boston Red Sox won. Last night, yeah. There it is. You're done. Guaranteed tied. Guaranteed tie for the wild card. No, they are officially in. They own it. They are in. They have secured a playoff spot. Wow. There's a chance for us to take the East, but. Who knows? You'd rather take the East, right? It doesn't matter at this point. What if they're the wild card team, though? Don't they have to face the Angels?
First up? Yeah, but... I thought you would rather wait for that and have somebody else be the appetizer. The Angels are not as hot as they were before. They're not. It's still a great team, don't get me wrong. Ron thinks the Angels suck. That's what he's saying. I did not say that. Would you rather take on the White Sox? Absolutely. That's all he's asking. It's okay, buddy. It's a safe place. Weird about the things I say. That's interesting. I understand. I didn't know that about you. We will do all we can to make sure that you. You're in, though. Yeah. Yeah. There it is. Yeah. Yeah. I'm excited about that. It's awesome. Going to the postseason. If you play the Angels, you can go watch. Yeah, dude. I know. That's why I'm kind of leaning towards it, but the Angels are a tough team. I've been in the ALCS, though, too. So enough for baseball. Come on. It's a great time of year. Oh, it is. Our phone number is 570-1053. Our text number is 35253. And the seventh member of the Mikey Show, his name is www.SirRooseveltZethionOatesIII, Jr., Esquire, MD, DDS, Inc., PresidentandCEO.com. Patent pending. Wow. That's right. Mouthful.
And he is our phone screener. And you can call him and talk to him right now and then get through to us. 570-1053. It's open phones. Anything is open for discussion. He's just giving you the basics. Hey, turn that radio down. Don't cuss. Get right to your point. That kind of deal. By the way, if you do that, it makes you a P1 listener. October 8th. October the 8th. Oh, I'm sorry. Two weeks from today. Yeah, maybe I should put it a different way. What I meant to say was two weeks from today. How's this possible? How's this possible? Let the good times roll. Eddie is like a different man with this thing this year. He's fired up already. And he dreads it. He dreads it. That's going to be a lot of fun.
How dare you abandon me like this? What is the problem? What happened, Eddie? How do you take the turn? Talk to me. Talk to me. It's a different paradigm, man. You got to put yourself in. I like your attitude. It's about positive thinking around here. No, it's not energy. It's about dread and nausea. It's the power of now. Oh, God. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. 570-1053 is the phone number. Our text number, 35253. P1 Ryan, what's going on? Hey, Mikey. I've got an addition for Zest's name. What's your idea? Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't NBC during The Apprentice, didn't they show a little segment on TV? Yes. Because I think it would only be appropriate to add, as seen on TV. I actually like as seen on TV. Although I want to get your guys feeling that WWW throws me off. I don't know about you guys, but I don't think it flows off the tongue as much as Sir Roosevelt, Zethi and Oates. I would like to make him non-commercial and take him off the dot com. I think it had its time. I think it had its time, but I think he needs to come off of being commercial. I would consider dot org.
Consider him as an organization. But for the time being, I'm taking him off the commercial market. And, yeah, I think that's a good idea, as seen on TV. So I will take him. He will no longer be a .com. And he is now as seen on TV. Hey, one more thing before I go. Sky, could I get you to yell, show me the money, please? Shut up, Ryan. For sure. Good job, Scott. This early, those pipes are ready. Well done. That was great. Thank you very much. Appreciate it, Rob. Excuse me, Ryan. Steve has a joke about Rob. Steve, are you there? Yeah. He has a baseball joke for Rob. Sorry. I do. Actually, it's a legitimate question. All right.
Rob, what is the difference between an Angels hot dog and a Boston Red Sox hot dog? The Fenway Frank is a foot long, and I believe that the Angels hot dog is one of those mini wieners. Is that the answer? Absolutely not. You actually can still get an Angels hot dog in October. Oh. Nope. That doesn't make any sense. The Red Sox are defending champions. Yeah, they're always there. And I got a question. Do you know the postseason record between the Angels and the Red Sox? Because I think the Angels only have one win against us. But, hey, I'll be waving to you up in Anaheim when you leave in the stadium. I will work better with the Padres, man. Yeah, William and Anaheim enjoy that Angels hot dog. There you go. Peace. P1, Sean-a-phobe is on the line. Good morning, guys. What's going on? Yeah, I just wanted to call and support my boy Sean. My girlfriend is pretty hardcore germaphobe. And when either one of us is sick, we're not even allowed to go into the same house. The same house? When she's sick, I can't come over. When I'm sick, she ain't coming over. Forget the chicken soup, man. It ain't happening. Yeah, and I do. I definitely do a thing with everybody here on the show where I say, hey, if you're sick.
Please call in. I appreciate your work ethic, but just please call in because it's better for everybody else than to spread your illness. So I'm with you on that, bro. Yeah, well, I'll tell you, man, I remember the first time when her and I first started dating, I asked her, I told her, come over and bring me some soup. And she's like, yeah, no. Hey, dude, thank you for the call. Appreciate it. We got a show for you today. First of all, text us at 35253. Call us at 570-1053. Going to do a little something called lyrical gangsta today. We got the YouTube clip of the day on the way. Don't forget that 28-hour show is Wednesday, October 8th. You should take the date off if you ask me crazy audio today. We got some crazy audio to play for you today. The YouTube clip is pretty funny. Don't go away. When we come back...
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Arguably the worst team in football. Them and the Chiefs, I think. And so I think their thoughts are, we need to do something. And this is what they're deciding it must be. Mark Bolger, it's his fault. It doesn't make a lot of sense to me. But, you know, hey, sometimes you need that little spark. And we'll see if that does it. And usually when you make that move, when you need a spark, it's usually a young guy coming in. Yeah. You know, that kind of will. throw caution to the wind and, you know, try and win some games. Not a close to 40-year-old guy like Trent Green. That's right. Who is way past his prime. We'll see. This text message says, Happy Hamiversary, Sky. Has the boo made reservations at Honey Bait? P1 Ham fan. That is a question for Sky. I don't know. I don't think you need reservations. No. As far as I know, I do not believe. Well, not when you're a VIP. Then you can just walk right in and be sat immediately. A lot of people are like, why does she get to come right in? And, you know, I don't understand. And she said, ah, it's called VIP status. Thank you. Look into it. That's right. I created the ham you're eating. I'm a big fan of ham.
Okay. Let's see. Mikey, why do you have to keep disrespecting my alma mater by talking about Ashley having done well at state? That's P1 surfing. Listen to me. She did well. I did well. She was on the dean's list over there. I did 3.5. Yeah. What are you talking about, surfing Aztec? What's your problem, surfing Aztec? Yeah. Mikey, I think you should add commander to Zeth's name. That's P1 Zulu. I don't know about that one. That one's in him. You know how I know they're right? I know they're right when I read it or hear it and immediately burst into laughter. Hey, Mikey, you should add not only the president, but also a member to Zeth's name. P1 Jesus freak. I don't know. It didn't get me. It didn't get me. Mikey, I just moved to SoCal and want to say love your station. Thank you. That's P1. Christina, let's see. Mikey, wasn't Zed a P1? Should that be added to his name? That's P1 Vinny. It doesn't strike me. He graduated. He graduated. He's actually on the show now. The next sheet I gave you? There's one good one. I think it might hit you. Let's see.
Mikey, on the 28-hour show, can P1s tailgate in the parking lot? If so, can we barbecue? That's P1 Toolman. Well, guess what? Our promotions department is amazingly awesome. It is nuts. Awesome! Two things going on for you, P1s. Two things going on. One is something called, I don't know, Johnsonville Brats. Those are delicious. Johnsonville Brats is going to come out and do Johnsonville Brats for you. Yeah. They want to feed you. But then Jay thought, well, wouldn't it be cool if we set up a barbecue pit out there for P1's usage? Shut up. What? How rad is that? He's going to build a barbecue pit out there. Dude. Bring BYOM. Bring your own meat. So awesome. Cook it up. That is so awesome. Yes. Hey, Mikey, I think you should scratch the WWW. And add the artist formerly known as. You guys are awesome. It made me laugh. Oh, that's good. I've got the sheet in front of me. I'm now making the correction. Zeth, can you print me up the new one? I can take care of that. Oh, I love it. That's funny. I have to start using pencil. I know.
Let's see. Would you like to see what his name is now? Yeah. Seth's official name is the artist formerly known as Sir Roosevelt Zethian Oates III, Jr., Esquire, MD, DDS, Inc., President and CEO, patent pending, as seen on TV. Oh, jeez. I hear it coming out of the printer. I got to get rid of ink. You're out on ink? Oh, no. I got to get rid of ink. He's no longer incorporated, which means he doesn't get the tax break anymore. Stupid economy. Where's my bailout? He doesn't get the tax break anymore. That's brutal, Zed. I know, man. Chapter nine. Yeah. And unfortunately, as I'm reading, it has to flow. Oh, Mike. It has to flow. Oh, Mike. And so as I'm reading it, unfortunately, somebody can go in and take the patent. Oh.
It's no longer pending. Let me tell you. We were denied. We were denied. Here is how it will read now. The artist formerly known as Sir Roosevelt, Zethian Oates III, Jr., Esquire, MD, DDS, president and CEO, as seen on TV. Now it's got a flow to it. I like it. I like it. Is a new kid on the block on Dancing with the Stars this season or is that my imagination? It's NSYNC-er. It's an in-sinker. The boy band's kind of... The Tootie Fruity one. He just did Tootie Fruity Hand, which always gets me. That's my favorite. Tootie Fruity Hand is your left. And what it is is the twinkling of the fingers. Hello. It's the twinkling of the fingers. Surprise, he's not dancing with a male partner. That's right. It is which in-sinker? Lance Bass. Lance Bass. That sounds gay. Very. See, I get them all confused.
Because right now, the new kids on the block are, like, back. They're, like, doing their thing. Oh, my God, dude. My wife, last night, shocked me. It was one of the greatest things I've ever seen, one of the creepiest things I've ever seen. Whoa! She busts out something she found, I guess, at her mom's house. Yeah. From when she was a teen. Yeah. I knew she was a fan of new kids when she was younger, but I didn't know. That she was an active member of the fan club. Get out. Get out. And she pulls out this folder. I can't wait to see her next now. She pulled out this folder that looked like a giant, just massive book of stuff. Are we talking like peachy folder type thing? No, no. Like a bind, you know, those like three ring binder things. No way. And it had folders in the binder of cutouts. Of the new kids. Her own personal drawings. No. Each new kid. You have to do the portraits. Wait, Eddie. You're not a real fan. Are we talking colored pencil? Are we talking pencil? Are we talking chalk? Charcoal. I believe they're penciled and then colored in. No way. Homemade little photo albums.
You know, with the glitter that says Donnie all down it. So she was a Donnie. She was a Donnie. I informed her that Skye was a Joey. I was a Joey. I was Donnie as well. And she's like, duh, I know. She was a Donnie? I was a Donnie, yep. And it was one of the creepiest things I've ever seen, I'm not going to lie. I couldn't get over it. I was impressed yet really scared. Do you think we can get her on the phone about this? Sure. Or let's get Mama D on the phone, I must ask. Because this is what I'm really curious about. What makes a girl a Joey or a Donnie? That's a good question. Yeah. Now, she's an adult woman now. She told me why she wasn't a Joey. Why? She wasn't a Joey because she felt that Joey was too young. Oh. And it kind of creeped her out. Right. Yeah, and I was the opposite. Well, she's five years older than you. Yeah, the other guys were a little too old for me. You know, they were the older men, and Joey was, you know, my age. This guy does love the youngins. That is true. Well, no, we were the same age. That is true. He was the pianist. You should see.
Her screensaver. Inappropriate. That is right. He is an adult. He is an adult. I had to blow the rape whistle a couple times. Absolutely. He is an adult. He is a 17-year-old high school football player. He plays a high schooler on Friday Night Lights, but in real life is an adult. Thank you very much. Not only that, I think you're taking advantage of him. The poor kid comes from a broken home. No, that's his character. He had to take those pictures just to make some extra money. No, that's his character, Riggins. He really isn't. I could offer you some good cash if you want to take some photos. Yes. That's my voice. That's right. That's Rob. I'm like, what voice is Rob doing right now? It's a Scott voice. Oh, okay. It's a Scott voice. Well, that's interesting. Yes, you're busy this weekend, Riggs. Riggs. I have some fullback work at the house that I'd like you to do. What is fullback work? If you're not busy, are you doing any side contracts? There's no such thing as fullback work. I thought perhaps you could come over this weekend. The back lawn needs to be fullbacked. Yes, the back lawn needs some fullbacking. He's an adult man. Please. I want to wrestle you so freaking bad. Oh, that's inappropriate. Totally inappropriate. Could you run a post route for me this weekend? I just hope this isn't all too good to be true.
Let's see. Is Mama D on the phone? Yeah. Mama D. Hi. How are you? Yeah. I'm good. We are learning. I love it. This is Eddie's wife, Debra. We are learning all about your love for the NKOTB. Oh, my God. And Eddie was telling us that you were, in fact, a Donnie guy. Absolutely. As was I. Okay. Now, Ash, are you, how old, okay, Mama D, can we give away ages? Sure. Okay. How old is Mama D? 35. And Ash is 25. Yes. Yet you guys were attracted. Okay, so I'm guessing Mama D liked guys her age and Ashley liked the older guys. Well, Ashley had to have been like five or six with new kids. Oh, you were super little. I was like seven. And I liked Donnie because he was the bad boy. Oh. Yeah, that's hot to a six-year-old. I didn't like Joey. He was too pretty. That's right. So, Mama D, was that your thing, too? You know, that Donnie, he could be trouble. Obviously, she's attracted to the bad boys. And also, like you said, Joey is just a little too pretty. Yeah. And I like kind of the bigger guy. Oh, what's up?
She likes my rat tail. Mama D, favorite new kid song? That's tough. It's like asking her what her favorite kid is. Yeah, exactly. It's impossible. It's impossible to answer. What was one of your favorite songs? Well, it depends. I mean, do you want it off the step-by-step video? A lot to consider. There's a lot to consider. Just name a song, babe. Yeah, give me a song that you really, really liked. I got mine. Please don't go girl. What is it? Please don't go girl. That's just because Eddie was singing it to me last night. That was so sweet. Eddie, were you able to hit those high notes? Duh. Hello. Hello. I really do love that. On the keyboard, you know what I mean? That's a very lady-y sound. Yes, it is. And I'm assuming that as one of the members of the fan club, you would get good seats to the concerts and all that stuff? Yeah, I went to one concert, but we would get fan letters in the mail. So you've only been to one? Have you only been to one New Kids concert?
Just one. And we drove all the way to L.A. to go to it because they didn't come to San Diego. Was it one of those couldn't sleep the night before kind of deals? Oh, yeah. Yeah. How excited were you at that first NKOTB concert? Oh, I almost cried. Almost. Almost. Come on. Come on. Well, maybe just a little bit. Maybe a little bit. Maybe a little bit. I almost cried. Now, what about now? When you heard that they were all getting back together, was there any nostalgia or were you completely like, eh, whatever? Nostalgia. Absolutely. Definite nostalgia. So if they come into concert, are you and Sky going to go and Ashley? Yeah. Oh, no. Well, they are coming. Yeah. Yeah. They are coming here. Are you going, Skye? Well, some of the P1s invited me, and I wanted to go, but it's on a school night, and so it would kind of be a late night. Which one? Which school night? Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, or Thursday? I want to say it's a Thursday night. Oh, it'd be worth it. It'd be worth it. Come on. Next day's a Friday. Throw caution to the wind. As long as I can bring my scrapbook and get it signed by Donnie, then we're good. Skye's like, well, I do know they're staying at the Radisson. I mean, oh. Okay.
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To change your diaper. I don't care. Save that clip. Eddie. I'm very particular. I admit it. That's a flaw in my character. Sky. I'm a wealth of knowledge. Sean. And I can't. It's really difficult. Boston Rob. I'm teaching myself to speak Greek. And Ashley. I wear myself on my sleeve. The Mikey Show's on. Like. Rock 105.3. Oh, how about that? Yeah. That's real sweet right there. Welcome back. It is seven. Eight years after their divorce, Meg Ryan says in a new interview that Dennis Quaid cheated on her a lot. Breaking news. Oh, my. This is huge for fantasy footballers as well. The New York Giants have suspended Plaxico Burris for two weeks for failing to appear at practices. I wonder why a guy would not appear to practice. Dude, I have no idea.
He didn't report to work on Monday, didn't return phone calls, and the team's still looking for an explanation, and they ended up suspending him for two weeks. Now, that's only one game because they have a bye week. Yeah. And I don't think Tom Coughlin's really a let's mess around with me kind of guy. He doesn't strike me as the do-whatever-you-want kind of character. Let's see. Mikey, these are some of the text messages we're getting. Mikey, did Sky ever say... Who the male P1 is that invited her to NKOTB? Buckley, AO, 300, T-Rex. Any of these? Spell the beans, Murph. That's P1 Pirate. Skye, who are you not going to say? We know that a P1, a current P1, has invited her to go see NKOTB when they come here to San Diego. No, I will not. reveal the identity of said P1. She wants to maintain this P1's anonymity and masculinity. I wouldn't reveal his identity before and he specifically thanked me and thanked me over again. It's cool Space Boy. I was thinking T-Rex but now that you got me on the Space Boy thing. 100% in my mind. Who else could it be? I will not confirm nor deny any of these things.
My only two choices. What about Buckley? I don't think Buckley would go to a concert. He knows their songs, no doubt about it. He wouldn't be in? No, if it were like Toto, yeah. That's fantastic. Mikey, two weeks away, dot, dot, dot. Awesome. All caps. Awesome. Three exclamation points. Yeah, yesterday I did the schedule. Oh, my God. Really? I don't know if you want to post that or not, but things are moving. Oh, my. Did that just give you guys a... Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm kind of getting pumped up, too. Eddie's kind of getting me in the zone that I'm like, let's do this. Wow. Yeah. I'm getting into it. Awesome. Well, it's two weeks from today. Are you guys... Oh, no. Are you guys going to prepare at all or in any way? Like, will there be any preparation a few days before? Maybe hang up. Oh, Eddie's showing it right now. It's a little thing called Sobe Energy. This text message says, Mikey, just want you guys to know I am officially a Citibank member. Why? Duh. Sky endorses it. Money, money, money. That's signed P1 Vinyl. Brilliant. Money, money, money.
Hey, listen, she knows money, money, money. That is true. Money, money, money. And there you go. Why didn't you say that in the commercial? How could you not? How could you not say that in the commercial? I believe that's why they signed you. Oh, no, I don't think that happened. You'll say your catchphrase, right? That's not my catchphrase. I will, but it's being trademarked. Oh, no, that's too bad. My catchphrase is from a movie. It's money, money, money, I think. Oh, that one. Money, money, money. P1s, every once in a while, we like to spring something on you. Shock and awe. Yeah, shock and awe. We like to spring something on you. And like the other day, we did not spring our new game on you. We told you that we had this new game and that we were going to be doing this new game and that it was called Mikey Peace Theater. It was one of the most hysterical things I've ever heard in my life. In fact, from it,
came Sky screaming out the following clip. Oh, my gosh. She killed it. It's a little much. It is. Now, with the game Mikey Peace Theater, you know, we told you, hey, it's coming, blah, blah, blah. But sometimes we like to spring things on you as a little surprise for being a P1. In fact, that's why we invite you to listen and to become a P1, which is a Mikey Show listener, a hardcore Mikey Show listener where you listen to us exclusively and you tell other people about us. You listen for long periods of time. One of the benefits of being a P1 is the element of complete unpredictability, the element of suspense, the element of what's that word? Spontaneity. Spontaneity. You never know what's going to happen. And so right now. For the first time ever, we would like to produce and present a brand new bit for you. Ashley is in what you'd call the sharpest bulb in the drawer. She's humorsome. She's humorsome. And she's really fun. And she's really fun. We got a new game. Ashley's intellect spans the Spartanus spectrum from A to B. We got a game for fun. Gotta have some fun. It's Villegidium. What's a video? Yeah, now it's time to play Villegidium. Oh.
Now, let me tell you the beauty of the village idiom. The beauty of the village idiom is that Ashley didn't know what an idiom was. Yes, that's true. And the way this happened was we were in the office. And by the way, call us right now at 570-1053. If Ashley knows the idiom, you win. If she doesn't, you lose. And it's that simple. Basically, an idiom is one of those old hackneyed phrases. So I don't want to give them away. As soon as I start saying them, you'll get it. You'll go, oh, that's an idiom. But the idea behind Village Idiom is that we give Ashley an idiom, and she need only tell us what it is. Eddie just almost burst into laughter. As soon as I said, she need only tell us what it means. No chance. I'm sorry, kid. All right, I'm going to give you one. I'll use one. An example of an idiom is, variety is the spice of life. That's one of those old sayings. It's an idiom. And what we discovered, like we were going over...
We were going over the carpet with some sort of a metal detector and found gold. That's what it was like. Yeah, basically. That's what it was like was we discovered back in the office that Ashley was not really up on the idioms. Yeah. I'm not really sure what they mean. No. No, no, no. I think she does. Yeah, she'll use them. Yes, she will. Yes. Like a big time. Yeah, she will use the idioms. She will use them big time. But she sometimes mixes them up. Yeah, gets the words wrong. My Nana taught me one this weekend. What is it? She's really into these, evidently. Yeah. And she said something about me buying my condo. And she was like, well, you know what they say. First, you got to feather the nest before you put some down. First, you have to feather the nest before you put some down. Something like that. I don't think that was that. No. I didn't understand. I can tell you with 100% surety. That Ashley will say to somebody at some point, you got to feather the nest before you put some down. Because I really liked it. Yeah, she loved it. I really liked it. I think she likes idioms. George Chamberlain used a couple yesterday. Yeah, she did. You can't turn the Titanic on a dime. That's right. That was great. That was awesome. Because it makes you sound smart. That's right. They're great. I'm with it, buddy. That's right. You sure are. Let's do this. You're smart. P1 Drew. Yes. How you doing?
Good. How are you? I'm good. Let me tell you what you might not be getting. Eddie, what is the prize? They get to choose between either seeing Joe Rogan this weekend or Miramar air show tickets. Wow. Those are good prizes. Yeah. Which one would you tell you? I tell you what. No, we have to say. We have to say before. Which one would you take between Joe Rogan tickets or Miramar air show? I'd take the Joe Rogan tickets. Joe Rogan tickets. Yeah, who wouldn't? That sounds like a great time. Fun. Let's see if you'll be going. Ashley, I'm going to give you the idiom, and I just want you to tell me what it means. Are you ready? Please. Here we go. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. Ashley just looked down and looked up. So tell you what that means? Tell me what that means. A bird in the hand means two in the bush. No, no, no, no. Let me say it again. Let me say it again. Please repeat. We should back up. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. What does that mean? Okay, yeah, it means if you are able to do something yourself, that's worth more than having someone else do something for you. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, P1 True. I'm sorry, P1 True. That's if I use it.
Drew, I understand Joe Rogan's got some clips of his shows on his website. Sorry about that, bro. Actually, Ash, a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. It's kind of like saying that having something that is certain is a lot better than taking the risk of trying to get more because chances are you could lose it all. You know what I mean? In other words, let me give you an example. that you are playing a little blackjack, okay? And you got this big pile of money in front of you. And Eddie walks up and you go, what do you think, Eddie? Should I put it all out there right now? And Eddie goes, I don't know. Bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. It means you already got a ton right now. Why would you risk losing it all? You know what I'm saying? That book says no, I don't.
That expression that she gave back said, no, I don't, Mike. No, I don't. So when do I double down? P1 Josh? Yeah, what's up, Mikey? How you doing, man? I'm doing good. I got faith in my girl, Ashley. She's going to win it for me. All right. Thank you. You could be right. You could be right. Hey, give her an easy one. No. I'll give her an easy one. Josh, which would you take? If she wins for you, which one would you want? Joe Rogan tickets or going to Miramar? Oh, come on, man. Joe Rogan. All right. Here is your idiom, Ashley. Don't look a gift horse in the mouth. What? Oh, no. Wow. What? Don't look a gift horse in the mouth. A gift horse? Yes. She's almost offended by that. It kind of irritates her. I feel like that is grammatically incorrect. I was an English minor at SDSU. I feel like that was worded a little bit odd. A gift horse? Don't look a gift horse in the mouth. She just gave a look like, what is that? What is that? Work it out. Work it out.
I will. Don't look. Okay, so don't look at maybe a horse that you received as a gift in its mouth. Okay, so maybe it's... Don't assume that everything that you get that's really good, maybe a gift or something positive. Don't assume that it's bad. This is so hard for me. This is so hard for me. I don't want to give it away. I don't want to give it away, but what do I do? What did she just say? I love it. Like, was that a punctuation at the end of that? Is it possible for us to say, if she gets it right, you lose? Is it possible for us to say that to the listener? That might work better. That might be easier. Is it possible for us to say that to the listener? Don't trust your gift. Don't trust gifts you receive. Until you open them. I don't trust you. This could be a bomb. And let's just open it first. Anthrax. And then after you open it, then you can judge. And then you have a mouth. Is there a horse in there? I am sorry, Pew and Josh. Oh, this is ridiculous. It's ridiculous. I'm sorry, Josh.
What it is, Ash, is it's don't be ungrateful when you receive a gift. Someone gives you a gift. Don't be ungrateful for it. Did I not just say that? No, you did not. Well, Ash, what you said was a little different. A little bit. It was a little different. Okay. P1 smart guy. What's going on? How are you? Pretty good, hanging in there. What if we give them their choice of saying... Will she get it right or will she get it wrong? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or we could even do like the old Hollywood Squares, like I agree or disagree. Oh, I like that too. I like that too because that kind of tests the P1. Yeah, that's cool. Like how well does the P1 know it, you know what I mean? Yeah. All right, let's do it. Let's try it that way. Here is the idiom. Ashley, a day late and a dollar short.
She's got to say it in the 40s style. Sometimes that 40s style helps her out. That's it. A day late and a dollar short. A day late and a dollar short. That means you snooze, you lose. You snooze, you lose? Now wait, that could be right. P1 smart guy, what do you think? A day late and a dollar short. You snooze, you lose. Mike, I'm going to have to disagree. You're going to disagree on that one? She answered with an idiom. No, no, we're not. We are not. Ashley, that's incorrect. It's not that you snooze, you lose. Like, you missed the opportunity. It's not that you missed the opportunity. What it is, is it's that what you gave is just too late. Sorry. Not enough.
What it is, is it's too little, too late. Too late. Yes, news. You lose, buddy. Sorry about that. I'm sorry. Smart guy. Well, he won. Oh, he won. No, you won. JJ, I'm sorry. I hung up on you. Call back. That was dramatic. That was very dramatic. It was like someone turned the heater on. It was crazy. Bye. I got to do one more, though. I got to do one more. P1 Vicky, are you there? I will not mess this up. I will not mess this up this time. This is for the women. Now listen. For the women, she said. This is for the ladies of the world. Now listen. When Ashley says what she thinks this is, we must remain quiet. Alright. Good luck. Ashley, your idiom is as the crow flies.
That's the whole thing. What is this? She's silently like, what's the rest? Again, magically, weirdly worded. That's English minor. As the crow flies. Oh, I don't know, Mike. It means when you're being like a really boring, basic person, but you're like steady with your work ethic. Skye, what did I just say to you? I just said, don't make a noise. Skye, what are you doing? She practically snorted. What is she doing? Vicky, do you agree or disagree? I disagree. What? You are correct. You are correct, Vicky. I'm sorry. Double check that. I never want to play this again. No. Come on. Double check it. Talk me through that one one more time, Ash. The work ethic part. If you...
It's like, don't be boring. Don't be boring. Crows are notoriously lazy and boring. Everybody knows that. They're the most boring bird on the planet. Next to the seagull. Next to the seagull. Monotonous, basic bird. If I had to be in a car ride, like a crow, I would just be like, oh, I'm doing traffic. With you already with the crow talk. Boring. You know what I'm saying? And like, as it's flying along, it's like, oh, okay, so you're like a basic person and you have a steady work ethic. That's what I hear. That's fantastic. That's what I hear. It makes sense. I'm a smart girl, and that's what I'm saying. I'm going to use that now. I'm going to use that now. I don't know that it's that far off. I'm going to be like, you want to know what, dude? You are so as the crow flies. Holy moly. Hang on, you win. What does it mean? It's the shortest possible distance between two points. In other words, I say, Ash, you want to get to my place as the crow flies? Let's take the 15 as the crow flies. Oh, that makes so much more sense. The Mikey Show. That's the ultimate hang zone. All right. So many things can go wrong with your car. That's why Pet Boys invented one place that can make them all right.
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Wow. That's got to break you up, right? Oh, Rob. Oh, yeah. That's got to really have you sad. I almost shed a tear. For sure. Did I tell you guys about the weird email that I got about kids and restaurants and taking kids to restaurants? Did I tell you guys about it? No. I didn't plan on talking about this, so I didn't print it. So I'm going to try to paraphrase. Okay. But I'm telling you that it got in my head. Because you know, you know, sometimes stuff, you read it and you go, whatever, and then you're like, you're thinking about it still. Because Rebecca and I trip out taking Jake to restaurants because we don't want to be those guys. What do you mean, those guys? Oh, can they please give that kid a bottle or something? Okay, now I know what you mean. Or...
oh, how long are you going to let that go on? Or, oh, why even come then? Why even come then? These are the statements, right? Now, we already trip out about this, but this lady wrote and said she believes that there should be a law that states that after a certain time, she said 7 p.m., and she was 100% serious about it, that after 7 p.m., there should be a state law that prohibits children from being at restaurants. Now, her deal was clearly because she doesn't like kids and she doesn't want it, but she said that the way that she believes that she can position it to lawmakers is that it would be for the safety of the child. But she was very clear that she hates kids and wants people to get behind it, which is nuts. I don't necessarily disagree with that. Stop it. What? You do disagree with that. Actually, I don't disagree with that. I don't disagree with that at all. That you believe that there should be a law that says that kids can't go after 7 p.m.
Yeah. That's patently crazy. We live in America. How is that crazy? America. You're an American. You have rights. First of all, hold on. First of all, if it's after 7 p.m., that kid should probably be in bed anyway. I think we could agree. We could probably agree on that. You could probably agree on that. So it shouldn't be at the restaurant at that time. That's actually Jake's bedtime. That's Jake's bedtime. Jake goes to bed at 7. But take that part out of it. It's the parent's right to go to bed whenever he wants. But so we're talking like little kids though, right? Like under 5? Or is there like an age bracket? See, I didn't even go there. Imagine what the age would be. Like what does that mean? I think that has a lot to do with it. Yeah, the way I would interpret it is probably, you know, anyone under the age of, I don't know, seven, eight. Wow. Six, seven, somewhere around there. Would you card the child, Sean? You're eight. You can come in.
Would you take a flashlight and shine it under the baby driver's license? You can tell just by looking at a kid how old they are. No, you can't. That is not true. No. You absolutely can. You absolutely can. Then you'd have a run on fake infant IDs. Seriously. But seriously, like, if you think about it, it does make sense because kids are, first of all, they're noisy. All right. So they just add to the noise of the restaurant, which makes it. intolerable to have a nice meal. There are well-behaved kids. Okay, few and far between. There are some, but we're talking about on the whole. And on the whole, they're noisy, they smell bad. Okay, that's just rude. Yeah, but Sean, can't that be a regular citizen? Can't that be a regular citizen? Like, you know what I mean? Like, we all have to deal with that. Regular citizens don't walk around with full diapers, okay? So, you know, I have been at too many nice meals where I've seen this. I'm wearing one now.
They need to be changed and the parents aren't doing it because it's an inconvenience or they're having a nice meal. They don't want to be inconvenienced by it. It's like they don't take responsibility for it. Listen, I agree. It's terrible. But a law that says you can't take your kid? Sean, you don't think that's... It's either that or let them run amok. Okay. Wait, wait, wait. T1 Lindsay agrees with Sean. Thank you. Okay. Lindsay. Go ahead. Yeah, I totally agree with that, and that email is, like, the greatest thing. I wish that law could be, like, true because... Wow. I actually wish they could be banned all the time, but I know no one will open that, so I guess 7 p.m. will be fine, but, like... Wow. That thing is more annoying when I go out to dinner, and I'm spending my money, and someone's annoying infant is screaming behind me. Screaming. Or rugrats are running around whining underneath the tables, and it really, it's...
It's unfair. But a law, Lindsay, a law. I mean, don't you think that's kind of harsh? Mike, my ovaries are hurting. Yes. What happens if you break the law, by the way? Are you cited or, yeah, you're thrown in jail? I'm thrown out of the restaurant. Yeah, throw them out. Throw them out because I'm enjoying my meal, paying my money, and your kids are disturbing me. So are they. Yeah, but they're not taking care of the kids. They're not doing their part. Okay, so does that mean that if you agree to take care of your child, you can come in? No. Well, that's the point you're arguing. But that's not going to happen. So what do we do? Then we pass a law to make sure that it does happen. What if those same people don't like you, don't like the conversation you're having, think you're being rude and loud? I'm not loud. But I'm not running up to their table with a full diaper banging my hands on their plates. Get out of here with that. Get out of here with that. Rob. I'm kind of, the more Sean's talking about this, I'm kind of siding with him because. I like going to Red Robin, and that place is a zoo. It's a zoo. It's a zoo. And it's always disturbing. We're really talking about a law. Like, we're discussing it. Yeah, this is crazy. I'll sign, Sean. I'll sign it. In all seriousness, you'll be trying to have a nice meal, and I've had this happen so many times. The parents will be watching their kid, and the kid will literally come up to my table. So many times. How many times? Absolutely.
How many? Like every day. Every day? Every meal. They sit down and I have to order them a meal because they're at my table and cut their food. It's to give them a bite. It's ridiculous. That happens to me on a daily basis. One of them sat down next to me the other day and made a caricature of me. He broke out a tablet and he did a whole caricature of me. I bought it for $3. I bought it for $3. Lindsay That is a very harsh opinion, but thank you for your opinion. Okay, thanks. P1 Kelly has kids and agrees with Sean. How can you have kids and agree? I love kids. I have kids of my own, but I totally agree. I think it's inappropriate for kids to be out past a certain hour. I think they should be home in bed. I think it's disrupted. I mean, it spoils other people's meals. My kids can drive me crazy, and I just don't think it's fair to inflict that on other people. So if you're a good parent, your kids should be in bed anyway.
I agree. Hey, I just want to let everybody listening know, and that means all the ears here in the studio and everybody listening in their car and at work and at home, we don't have one call in disagreement with Sean. Not one. Are you kidding me? We do not have one call. But our phone lines are full. Yes. There is not one person. That is listening right now that thinks that there should not be a law that says you can't take. Okay. Not one. It's crazy. It's an epidemic. It's an epidemic. Take it easy. Hey, hey, hear me out. It happens everywhere you go. Parents don't watch their kids these days. I don't know why. I don't know what it is. Some parents. Some. Okay. Most, let's say them. Most parents, they don't watch their kids. They don't. They aren't. They.
They don't take into account the other people in the restaurant. They don't care about other people. They only care about themselves. And so what do they do? They ignore their kids when they're running around. They're grabbing napkins off of people's tables. Are you kidding me? It happens all the time. You've never seen that happen. Other people's tables. And not to mention, like, when they bring in their, like, monstrosity strollers. It's like, it's like, it's like. So we're ready to let the government tell us what an appropriate time is to have our child out. Sky, every person agrees with Sean. I can't get a phone line. How about this? I got every phone line right now is lit up and everyone agrees with Sean. What if you're on like a long road trip? Yeah. And it's, you know, like 10 o'clock at night. No, sorry. And I'm starving. Nope. My kid is, you know, asleep. It's the law. I'm sorry. I can't bring the kid in. It's called a picnic. It's called a picnic. It's called a picnic. But I just want to run a quick meal. I'm sorry. It's the law. No. There's a Denny's right there, Sean. My kid is asleep. It's not going to bother anybody. Tell you what. Run in. Get it to go.
No, but I don't want to eat in my car. You can't leave the kid in the car. Dude, that's such a good point. I want to ask people, like, that's perfect logic. Yeah. P1 Anonymous, are you there? Yeah. Okay. Did you hear what Eddie just said? Sort of. You're on a law because he obviously disagrees. Anybody we talk to is going to disagree because all the phone lines say, I agree with Sean. So this guy agrees with Sean that kids should not be allowed in restaurants after 7 p.m. and it should be a law. So let me ask you, P1 Anonymous, what about Eddie's example of, hey, man, you're driving, you know, it's late at night, you just want to stop in, get a bite to eat. Okay, well, let me premise this. Maybe a law is extreme, but at least a standard of conduct for... Yeah, listen. I might be all right with a standard of conduct. I might be all right with a standard of conduct rule because that seems to be a little bit more appropriate. Every restaurant has a right to refuse service to somebody. Sure, sure. But I don't think that you can refuse service simply based on the fact that it's a kid. Yeah. I mean, if a kid's running up and taking my napkin off my table, I may complain to the manager.
But if you as the manager go ahead and try and kick them out, you'll have a lawsuit on your hands. That's why you have to pass a law to give them the ability to do that, to kick them out. You have to be able to protect them. If they have the sign up that says we reserve the right, blah, blah, blah. You can kick out anyone and not be sued. My kids are the ones who go and take the napkins off the table. Why are you parenting your kids? Yeah, exactly. Anonymous. But then we leave the restaurant. Good. We leave the restaurant. That's appropriate. That's appropriate. Eddie, you're right. Eddie's right. No, you don't. If you're allowing your kid to get up and run and take somebody's napkin off somebody's table, you're not leaving the restaurant. Oh, yeah, we are. Come on. Eddie. Why are they up and running around in a restaurant? Well, usually it's when my wife lets them go, when my wife takes them to the potty, and as they're walking to the potty, they start grabbing stuff. So, I tell her, honey, that's it. We're out of here. Not again. And it's usually when it's late, and the kids have to go to, should have been in bed, but my wife wanted to go out and have something to eat, which is why I would love for it to be a law, so I can say, you know what? 7 o'clock, babe, I'm not living on the edge. I'm not breaking any laws. Wow!
Look at that. Wow. So, Mike, what happens if I go in the restaurant with my kids at 6.50? Dude, how about that, Anonymous? Better eat fast. How about that? Better eat fast. That is a round table discussion. No, no, no. I got it figured out. I'm sure that the law will state that they're grandfathered in. If they are there before 7 p.m., then they are grandfathered in. They're allowed to finish their meal, but then they must leave promptly. As the crow flies. Listen to this text message from P1 Jessica. I'm 21 and work at a sports bar here in Oceanside and people bring their kids in late all the time. I completely agree with this email. Long overdue. P1 Susanna texts in and says, please tell me where to sign. That's brutal. Yes. I finally have. I finally have one.
Oh, really? Who disagrees with Sean. It says, Sean! Exclamation point. Restaurants are private businesses. If you don't like kids, start your own restaurant. P1 got it. Or go to a place where you just don't find kids. You know, I mean, if you're going into Red Robin, you know there's going to be kids there. The problem is people bring their kids everywhere. You can't get away from them. That kind of answers this next text message because the question is, what restaurants are these people going to? Babies running around with full diapers? Stop eating at Chuck E. Cheese, Sean. That's P1M. Oh, this one is an interesting suggestion from P1Balls. This one says, Mikey, how about having a kids section? What about that? What if there's no more smoking section in restaurants? What if there was a kid section? I don't think that you could do it. And quite honestly, this is why I think it wouldn't work. Right now, there is no kid section. Thus, the noise is sort of dispersed. Like my bangs. Like Ashley's bangs. However, if you were to put them all in one area, well, now we might have a noise thing. Yeah, what if I'm sitting right next to the kid section?
I'm going to be just leveled. You're smelling them. You're hearing them. Smells like SpaghettiOs in here. Dude, see, I've had kids come up to the table and just stare at me. Stare at me. That is weird. Do you say hi? And I look at the parents. I'm like, are you going to do anything? Hey, little guy. What are you doing? And they're sitting there enjoying their meal. They don't even care, Mike. They don't even care. P1 Boogersnot's on the line. Hi there, Boogersnot. How are you? I'm doing good. How are you guys? Good. Why do you go by Booger Snot? Oh, it was a name that a couple of my friends gave me. Gotcha. How old are you now? I'm 21. Awesome. This was 20 years ago, I'm guessing. So what's the deal? What's your opinion on this? I completely agree with Sean. There are places like Chuck E. Cheese that kids can go. I mean, they should not be running all over the restaurants and just... destroying other people's meals. That's what most people are saying. This is nuts. That's what most people, they have a law, a law. 7 p.m., sorry, get out. Dang. Wow. And with the driving thing, like, you're on the road, there's drive-thrus. There's, like, fast food restaurants. And with restaurant, you know, it's open at 10 o'clock, 12 o'clock. Where does it end? We're not going to let kids...
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Save that clip. The Mikey Show's on 105.3. Welcome back. It's a Mikey Show. It is 8.05. For the first time, Lindsay Lohan has admitted that she's in a relationship with Samantha Ronson. Brad Favre rolled his ankle on the Chargers game, but Coach Eric Mangini says he expects him to play and have the streak continue. A couple of things. Got some text messages I want to read to you. I also have some things that I told you we were going to tell you when we came back that I haven't got a chance to get to. So I want to tell you really briefly. I told you about a CHP officer that was under investigation and that it involved a Oceanside Hotel. Now, this is a recently retired CHP officer and he's under investigation. And whatever it is involved an Oceanside Hotel. Sky, what's the deal?
Well, so he wrote a ticket to a woman for speeding back in March. And then when the woman contested the ticket, you know, it then goes to a judge. And so the cops signed the subpoena to show up in court. And then in court the next day, the ticket was dismissed because all of a sudden the cop said he never got a subpoena to show up in court. Well, later that day, the woman who got the ticket was seen walking arm-in-arm into a hotel room with the married CHP officer. Oh, really? That's crazy. You know, I don't know exactly how it all went down, but basically authorities were called. But by the time they got there, the CHP officer had already left. And the woman told the police who came to the hotel that she knew he was married and had children, but she was in love with him anyway. And then they started looking into it and found out that how her ticket got dismissed because he claimed he never received something that they believe he did receive.
So now he's under investigation for allegedly fixing a ticket in exchange for sex. Wow. Yeah. Scandalous. And the other thing was the Travis Barker DJ AM thing. And what the deal is, is that there's more details coming out all the time. And details came out about how they actually survived the plane crash. What did they do? Yeah, well, there were six people on the plane, and they were the only two people who survived. And it was announced yesterday that actually the way they got out of the plane was by sliding down the wing on the right side of the plane. Get out. And so that's how they actually got out to avoid. Because there were four people who died. A couple of the people died, you know, from blunt force trauma. But some of the other people actually died because of the fire and the smoke inhalation. So it's really good that Travis Barker and DJ AM were able to get out. And like I said, they slid down the wing of the plane. The first guy on the scene saw them running around on the side of the road tackling each other to put out the flames. They say Travis was wearing some kind of shorts and no shirt when the guy got there. And he only had one sock on.
And so they were ripping off their clothes, tackling each other, but they got out by going down the wing. That is crazy. So then the other thing, and then I got to get to these text messages and these phone calls. People are still calling in. Sean agrees with an email that I got from a lady saying that there should be a law that kids can't go to restaurants after seven. And so we are getting a lot of text messages and we're getting a lot of emails and phone calls. 5701053. And the text is 35253. Four cases of West Nile virus in San Diego County. Four brand new cases. Where? Okay, so let's see. The four new cases here are a 49-year-old woman in Ramona, a 76-year-old guy in University City, a 14-year-old from Carmel Valley, and a 3-year-old from Tierra Santa. Oh, wow.
Yeah, so the adults were hospitalized and released and are doing better now. The children didn't get so bad that they had to be hospitalized, so that's good. Now, what does it look like? What are the symptoms? Well, you know, symptoms can range in their severity. You know, some people get hit really hard. Some people don't even know they have it, and some people it's mild. But they say symptoms include fever, headache, tiredness, body aches. occasionally a skin rash on what they refer to as the trunk of the body. They say, you know, the illness could be as short as a couple days. Betty just did the elephant trunk. I don't know if that's necessarily what they meant. No, I don't think that's what they said. I don't think they meant the issue. That is itchy. So they say some people could just be a couple days. Some people could be sick for several weeks. If you have a compromised immune system or maybe if you're older, it could hit you extra bad. Rob, sometimes if you scratch the bottom of Eddie's trunk, he likes it. It's just on the bottom of your trunk. One leg starts going. The text messages that are coming in. Well, first of all, we're getting text messages on the village idiom. Guys, village idiom is made me forget how much I enjoyed low IQ haiku. This new game is genius. That's P1 Neato.
This one says, more please. I hope Village Idiom becomes a regular game on the show. It's awesome. Only thing as I think that Ashley may have forgot to tell you that her 3.5 was actually on a 10-point scale. I don't know who wrote that. I thought she was talking about her blood alcohol level. We are getting some text messages at 35253. And they are about Sean. not wanting kids in restaurants, being totally behind a law that would make it that you can't have your kid in a restaurant after 7 p.m. This text message says, Mikey, what does Sean expect? Those kids can smell that baby food on his breath a mile away. That's a great point. Can't blame a kid for trying to score some mashed yams now, can you? It's P1, Sean loves baby food. The truth is that Sean does eat baby food. How ironic that he wants... He's 38, Mike. I don't understand. Does he have dentures? I don't know. Sean, is it that you have dentures? No, I don't have dentures. It's not that you have dentures. It is not. How are the choppers? Oh. All right. This next text message says, Mikey, I will donate money to that campaign. That's P1, keep them out.
Now, do you think these are people without kids? I think definitely. We did get that one call from the gal who had kids. That's true, but come on. This one says, can this law go into effect at soup plantation immediately? I actually may agree with that one. What do you mean, Eddie? Are you saying that you don't want... Kids with a cold touching the salad that you're putting in. I'm not a big fan of kids sticking their hands in the ranch. That was one time, and I apologize. I did not like it, and that wasn't your hand. This one says, I totally disagree. Making it a law is harsh. It could be policy, but not a law. That's P1 Rushman. This one says, this is America, dude. No more stupid laws. This isn't a moral or safety issue. So it isn't the government's concern. That's P1 Grassroots. There it is. 570-1053. What do you think? Call us right now. P1 David. What's up, David?
The thing is, you're playing with a double-edged sword here. When you go to a customer that has a screaming kid or toddlers are throwing around, you can either get two things. If the family agrees and says sorry and handles the kid, or you can get the person to get offended and then walk out, so on and so forth. Or the other thing is, if you don't quiet the kid, you can have the other customers around that are complaining. They can also feed as well. You're sort of playing a double-edged sword here because whether you're going to the customer and let them know that their kid needs to be quiet or calm down, so on and so forth, that you either lose one customer, the parenting customer, or you can lose customers around. You don't want to come to your establishment just because you have kid dead all the time, so on and so forth. Thank you, man. Thank you very much. That guy said so on and so forth a lot. Yeah, I did. The law would help him. Okay. P1 Fungus. Oh, jeez. Yeah, yeah. Good morning. What do you think? I think absolutely not. There should not be a law against having your children in a restaurant. Why not? Well, first off, let me start by saying I am the parent of two boys, eight and four, and we've got twins on the way. Okay. Congrats. Yeah, congrats. Thank you very much. The problem is, as we live in a litigious society, you figure that once you start going down a certain path, where does it stop?
Give me an example. Like, where could it go? We've all been annoyed by children on airplanes, right? Do you not allow kids on airplanes or certain flights? Yeah, Sean. Where is it going to end? If we start with restaurants, then they're going to keep them off airplanes. I'm not concerned with where it ends. I'm concerned with this particular law. But you know that'll start stuff, Sean. I don't know that at all. You're very litigious. You're very litigious. You're loquacious. Absolutely. You are litigious. Thank you very much, P1 Fungus. I appreciate it. That's an alarmist. What do you want? P1 Stephanie. Hi. What do you think? I have four children. They're six, two eight-year-olds, and a ten-year-old. And I'm 27 years old. And I have never brought my kids into a restaurant after six o'clock. Because I feel strong to my kids, and I feel strong to anyone that's a patron in there. My mom never did that when we were kids, and so maybe that's just the way I was raised. Awesome! Because when my husband and I go out without the kids, and it's 8 or 9 o'clock, we always get sat next to children. And we're away from our kids for a reason. We need a break, and it's like evening, and we shouldn't have to be bothered by kids. And I love my children, and I love kids.
But when I go out to eat, I'm spending $50 on a plate or $20 on a plate. I don't want to be hearing noise from kids that should be in bed and their parents should know better. Well, she didn't say it. Now do you think it should be a law? You know, I think it should be a state ordinance. I'm from Oakland, Kansas. State ordinance. A state law. Sounds important. Or a state law. It's an area where it's a residential area and there's like the 7-Eleven and... Taco Bell or whatever, and after 10 o'clock, the Taco Bell and, like, the McDonald's can't have that intercom on because it's disturbing of the peace. And I think that the kids being in there after 7 o'clock is a disturbance of the peace if you can't keep your kids under control. Well, wait a minute. Now, hang on a second here. I'm going to put you on the line with someone else that's calling in right now. P1 Jennifer is on the line. Jennifer, are you there? Yeah. Okay, make your point, and I want to see. What Stephanie thinks of your point. Go ahead. Well, I disagree with Sean because us parents that actually do our parental job and our kids don't misbehave in a restaurant should be allowed to go in whenever we want. Stephanie, what do you think? You know what? I didn't hear her. It kind of broke up. She said that what about the parents that are doing a good job?
those parents but i still don't let my kids come after seven o'clock because what if i have a grumpy kid and they do act up you don't know if your kid's gonna get you know sick from something or anything of that nature and it's not fair to them or the people that are in there that your kid might act up but during the time like my kid was gotta eat you know that's a time when they're gonna they're supposed to eat at that time they're not supposed to eat after seven or eight o'clock they should be getting ready for bed yeah but now you're parenting for everybody absolutely I'm not trying to, I'm just saying. We live in America, right? I thought so. Did Canada take over? Like, I don't know what's going on. I'm telling you to put your kid to bed. We're just saying don't show up at the restaurant. Jennifer, what do you think of where... Go somewhere else. What if that parent decided, hey, I want my kid to sleep in in the morning, and so I'm going to keep him up later and feed him later? Why can't he have the right to do that? He does, just not in the restaurant. Because of their digestive tract. One at a time, one at a time. Jennifer, Jennifer, go ahead. She mentioned if her kid got sick and whatnot. If my kid was sick, I wouldn't be taking him to a restaurant just for the simple fact I don't want to get everyone else sick. But you'd be amazed at how many parents do bring their kids like that. A lot. Well, that's not what I'm saying. So, Mike, we should do a law that if your kid is sick, you can't bring them anywhere. Yeah, apparently. Yeah, but Walmart, they bring them everywhere.
If your kid is the one where you can sit them down and you can actually have a meal and not have them interrupt you or misbehave, then I think you're, one, doing a really good job at being a parent, and two, you should be able to go anywhere at any time that you want and be proud to show off your kid. There you go. It's a time when kids should not be out at all anyway. They shouldn't be at a restaurant at 9 o'clock. They should be at home. No kid should be out after 9 o'clock. It depends if it's a special occasion. Not to mention, you're not the parents of my kids. So when my kids go to bed, it's my decision, not yours. Jerry. Jerry. Jerry. Jerry. I think you make a good point. Hey, listen. Thank you, ladies. I appreciate your phone calls. Thank you. All right, bye. Wow. Man, that was good. That was good. Top topic. Yeah. Oh. Good job. I love it. Mikey, kids shouldn't be allowed anywhere that serves alcohol after 7 p.m. That's P1 No Kids. By the way, that's what the lady that originally wrote me had said. She was using it as a reason to be able to try to get this thing done. I'm sure she's really concerned about kids being around alcohol. Please. Let's see. Mikey, what about the old saying, no shoes, no shirt, no kids, no service? This is the Mikey Show.
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Leave the house. Well, no. Did you put it on an umbrella? And I moved him out to the canyon. I said, is it so uncomfortable? But you have to leave the house. That's very nice. That's awesome. And just call us later in the week and we'll see. You painted your microwave to look like a cab. That's right. Back to the Mikey Show on The Rock. Happy anniversary to Skye and her husband. Eight years. Welcome back. It's 830. Well, it's about time. Clay Aiken has finally come out of the closet, and he's admitted publicly what we already knew. He's gay. Oh, he is? This is unbelievable. He is? I know. It's shocking. I don't believe you. Oh, man. You're gay. I have another breaking news story out of the NFL. What do you got? What do you got?
The Matt Millen era is reportedly over. Are you kidding? In Detroit. No way, dude. Yes. And now it's unclear whether he's been fired or he resigned, but they say that Matt Millen done in Detroit. No way. Yeah. Dude, how long? How long was Matt Millen the general manager in Detroit? I mean, it had it. Oh, look, look, look, look. I think they're showing it. And Al's going to be there as well. We're standing downwind from the horses. They were just showing Ford Field on the Today Show, so I wonder if that was, you know, maybe the breaking news thing. Well, I can tell you that the Lions, under Matt Millen's era, were 31 and 84. No way. 31 and 84. Dude. That's not a good record. It is not. It is not. Let's see. Mikey, in the event that pigs do fly, can we assume that they will no longer be called pigs and will assume the name Sky Ham? Rob, would you like to explain this? Oh, Sky is shaking her head like, oh yeah, it makes perfect sense. It doesn't matter what it is. Boston Rob loves Sky Ham jokes. I mean, loves them.
His favorite thing, even if they don't make sense, he's good with them. He loves Sky Ham jokes. Just getting it out there. That's so stupid. I mean, really. Mikey, I think that restaurants should have a law banning germophobes. What do you think of that? That's P1 Jackie. Burn. That was Sean. Well, if I ran to everyone's table and put my hands in their food, then yeah, maybe that should be the case. But however, I don't. Jake just did that the other night. That's right. He sure did. And he went to every table and stuck his hands in everyone's food. Everyone. A little taste of everything. Yeah, it took a while, but he had to get that hand in every single place. Was it Applebee's, Mike? That's right. It was Applebee's. Oh, good. I want my baby back. Baby back. Baby back. Baby back. Baby back. Baby back. Baby back. Baby back.
I still can't get over that Clay Aiken is gay. I know. It is really shocking. I know, and I'm just like... As a fellow gay man. Like, I thought that guy was for sure going to be... Didn't he just get a woman pregnant? Yeah, right? No, it was in vitro fertilization that they used, and she's like 30 years older than him. The truth is that I think that most Americans are finding it hard to believe and aren't going to go there anyway until, you know, we actually see them. hand-in-hand with another guy because that is hard to believe. But I mean, it's my cover of the New People magazine. It says, yes, I'm gay. Well, you know what? You want to know something? I mean, in big letters, Mike. I think that if Tom Cruise has shown us anything, it's that they will get their butt sued. That is for sure. Well, no, I mean, lawsuit. You know how I know you're gay? Well, People magazine doesn't normally do things like that. Okay. Seedress, you're next. You know how I know you're gay? Let's see. Nicole Kidman credits Waterfalls in Australia for her pregnancy. How so? Well, so Nicole Kidman, you know, when she was married to Tom Cruise, tried to get pregnant quite a few times, you know, suffered miscarriages, no luck. Then they finally, you know, adopted two children.
And that was, gosh, back when she was like 25 years old. So she's 41. She's, you know, married to what's his name, Keith Urban. And she was shooting this new movie, Australia, and they were in Northwest Australia. She says that she and six other women who she worked with all went swimming one day in the local waterfalls that are supposed to have these like special powers. And all seven of them got pregnant. What? Yeah, that's what she says. All seven of the women got pregnant and they all had girls except for one of them. Only one was alive. I didn't realize that Kevin Federline was swimming underneath them. Oh, is that the trick? Your story doesn't mention that. Yeah. Wow. Leaves that little detail out. So, yeah, Nicole Kidman said she, you know. Never really thought she'd be able to have a baby and credits these special waters in northwestern Australia. Very special waters. Now, what most people thought was just a simple waterfall. By first appearance, it turned out to be something much more different for the Australian beauty. As a matter of fact, this was taking her way back to her days living with Tom Cruise. But was Tom Cruise really not able to provide?
Her with a child, or was there something else happening under those bubbling waters of that waterfall there in Australia? Well, let's throw a little shrimp on the barbie and take a deeper look into what some are calling the bubbling well in Australia. That's right, because some reported seeing strange green men jumping out of the stream. And while Nicole Kidman is pregnant, when she went in for her first sonogram and they were... Listening for the heartbeat, they suddenly discovered that that heartbeat wasn't quite the heartbeat of a human, but more amphibian-like in its nature. Leading us to believe, what was that, sweetie? Oh, my God! In that stream and in that waterfall. I hate to interrupt. Was it really a human or was it more alien than amphibious? He's on one right now. But she gave birth to a baby girl. Well, if she gave birth to a baby girl, then why did the sonogram show a tale? Well, that's what I'm wondering. And do. Well, that's what I wanted to ask you. That's right. Explain that guy. No, I'm asking him. It was a bit more sinister. Upon deeper reflection into the sonogram. Yeah.
You could actually see the outline of a spaceship. Oh, no. No, you could not. Is this a sonogram? That is not true, sir. The sonogram revealed a disc-like object that turned out to be a UFO. Oh, I hope it's a place to lie. Quite a story. I guess I'm going to tune in. As it turns out, Nicole Kidman now wears a space alien rape whistle. Now, what do you think of that? I think we know what's up. Again. Let's listen now to it. Space alien rape whistle. That is weird whistle. So who does that whistle call? I don't like that. It's called an alien rape whistle. Well, no, but who does it call? Like, you normally use a rape whistle to call people to help you. Well, it calls the alien police. The alien police. That is weird whistle.
Starting to not believe you. Speaking of space aliens, Britney Spears' studio mansion is up for sale, they say. Wait, how's that? Speaking of space aliens. Same thing, right? A little different. Some circles. I thought it's the exact same thing. How much? Well, you know, we all know that there's tough time in real estate right now. And, you know, things are tough. And most of us who bought a home about two years ago, like Britney did, have, you know, taken a loss at this point. We're not Britney Spears. We didn't have ambulances come to our home and take us away to mental facilities, making the places famous. So she has put her Studio City mansion on the market for $1.2 million more than she paid for it two years ago. I would bet, honestly, I would bet that if you're a professional appraiser, you have to factor in the fact. The Britney factor. Well, not only is she a celebrity. But that she is an infamous celebrity. And that has to factor in higher to the value of the home. A lot went down on that property. Tell me about it. That's right. That's so funny. And this is where the glove was planted. That's right. You can see the outline of the blood stain.
That is over-the-top OJ. Right? That's right. That's over-the-top. So, Brittany's six-bedroom, six-bath, 7,500-square-foot house is on the market for $7.9 million. Ah! Holy cow. You've got an extra 8 mil lying around. Just write her an offer. One of my Bill Clinton? Right. Thank you. Thank you. How much money do you think we have around here? She should sell her Bronco, too. Oh, yeah. Not that funny. You can sell your memorabilia and then go and take it back. If it belongs to you, you can. It's mine. It says my name right there. Yeah. The Juice. Yeah. But if it was yours. So I shall take it by force. Well, yeah. If it was yours, why did you and your friends have to be armed? Well, Skye, you've lost something before, right? Haven't you ever lost something? Well, yeah, I guess so. Okay, and when you lost it, didn't you take it back by armed robbery? No, I did not. Like your virginity when you were 12. That's right. Well, first of all, OJ, I'm much as well. OJ, I'm much as well.
I was on 12, OJ. Over the top, OJ. And that's something you can't take back. No, no. Sorry, my bad. And that's something you can't take back. That's right, preteens. That's right. Once it's done, it's done. You tried with armed robbery. You know the old saying, the old idiom. It goes... If someone takes your stuff, take it back with armed robbery. Yes. I've never heard that. It's true. It's an idiot. Yeah. I have it on a T-shirt. That's right. It has a picture of a barrel of a gun on it. Oh, O.J. Simpson. Huh? What just happened? What? You're being weird. I don't like it. Someone just slapped me in the face with the airhead trout. And it was a blonde-headed woman. That's right. If the sentence doesn't fit, you must have armed robbery somebody. You must chop her head off. That's right. Eddie is saying that apparently...
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Fly Airlines is great. So good. They're the best. The fly girl serve you. That's right. Yes, this is back in February, and it was a short flight from Honolulu to Hilo. Yep, I'm flying through the air. This is not good. And the air traffic controllers tried to contact them nearly a dozen times with no success after they became concerned after the plane flew 15 miles past the Hilo airport where it was supposed to land. Just kept on going. Oh, my. Someone's having a nice little catnap. Hey, Shawnee, do you have the match game music? Give me the match game music as soon as you have it. Before we do that, I will tell you. All right, you guys ready to do a percentage? Yes. Okay. Percentage of women that will get rid of a man if their best friend says so. Wow. Percentage of women. That will get, now this is American women. Yeah. Percentage of American women that will get rid of a man if their best friend says so. This is not Iranian women. This is not Iranian women. Okay. This poll is not of Iranian women. Which is 100%, by the way, for Iranian women. If their girlfriends say so, when they go out for their sort of sex in the city dinner. Right. They all are chatting and drinking white wine and eating shrimp. Shrimp and white wine. The best. 100% will get rid of them.
For the sake of this conversation. Okay. Sky. American women, I'm going to say 10%. 10%. Sean. I'm going to go higher. 30%. Wow. Eddie. Yeah, tough call. I don't think it can be that high. I'm going to go just a tick lower and say 29%. Ashley. I was initially going to say 12%. All right. And Boston Rob. I've seen the answer, but can I guess anyways? Yes, you can. Well, that's weird. 13%. All right. Let's see. It looks like Sean is the closest. Should have gone the other way. You guys, this is a real statistic from Men's Health Magazine.
They polled a ton of women. And as it turns out, 69% of men will get rid of a man if their best friend says so. Hang on. Now let's think about this. In order for them to not get rid of the man, that means they will have to endure their best friend's judgment from that point on. Think about that, ladies. Think about that. Now, this is something that I schooled my wife about all the time. Well, because when she is talking to her friend, Lori, Lori will come back from a date and Lori will say, yeah, the guy held his napkin, you know, this way. And Rebecca's like, hate him. He's out. And Lori will laugh and everything, but I'll go, babe.
You're going to get in her, and I've said to her before, I go, honey, how exactly does she picture being happily with this guy knowing that you think, her best friend, thinks that he's a complete loser from this point on? For sure. And she laughs and goes, well, you know, I mean, Lori, you can do whatever you want. That's the worst. She's just saying. Oh, no. She's just saying 69% of women will get rid of a man if their best friend says so. So dudes, don't let that get in your way, fellas. Don't let that get in your way. It shouldn't at all. Charm the best friend. That's correct. Kanye West is working on a TV show with puppets. Yes! First I was out, then I'm all in. Hip-hop meets the Muppets. That's going to be a new show for Comedy Central. And like Mikey said, it's described as hip-hop meets the Muppets show. Oh, that is the best idea ever. But, wait a minute. But it won't be Muppets? Because aren't Muppets a very particular thing?
Well, they say that they're working with the same company that did the puppets for Cranky Anchors on Comedy Central. See, and that's exactly what I mean, is that you can't call those puppets on Cranky Anchors, you can't call them Muppets. They're not Muppets. They look like Muppets, but they're like a totally different, like a Muppet is a Sesame Street product. It's Jim Henson. Yes. It's a Jim Henson joint, I believe. It's a Jim Henson joint, I think is the way that they say it. Or I've seen it, Jim Henson thang. Or joint. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The two of them go together. But this is going to be very different. I wonder, is it for kids or what is it? No way. It's not for kids. I would highly doubt it. All right. What else? A judge. has denied Warner Brothers' request to make an Indian film called Hari Putar change their name because it sounds too much like Harry Potter. And so Warner Brothers Pictures was like, no, you can't call your movie Hari Putar. You can't. Because that sounds too much like our product, Harry Potter. But a judge said, sorry, Warner Brothers. It's a different name. They can proceed. They can proceed with Hari Putar. That's crazy.
So there it is. I heard that John Singleton is making a movie called Harry Potter. That shouldn't be legal. What's that? Is that bad? It shouldn't be legal, dude. What's the deal? I don't think that that's right. I don't think they should be able to. Harry Potter. Harry Potter. Harry Potter. Yeah, what's up, Mr. Harry Potter? I like it. I think it's cool. All right, so listen to this. This is audio of President Almanjoy of Iran. He is the president of Iran. And you hear his voice very lightly in the background and an interpreter. But here's what he's saying about the U.S. American empire in the world is reaching the end of its road. And its next rulers must limit their interference to their own borders. My brother said it best. My brother said. It's a way of creating an immense fear with the Iranian people. And he'll be the savior. He'll go, hey, listen, I'll freak you guys out that the Americans are going to mess you all up. But I can fix it. I am going to fix it. Just put me in power and I'll fix it. I think the same thing's going on. Some people say this about the Republicans. And some people say it about some people say the same thing's going on in Venezuela right now.
There's an election and they're trying to convince the Venezuelan people that America is a big, bad bully and they're going to wipe out Venezuelans. And unless you put me in power. Yeah, yeah. Venezuela gives a bunch of oil to the United States, like tons and tons of oil. And so he's creating this fear right now. The president of Venezuela is creating this fear. He went as far as to tell the United States ambassador in Venezuela to get out and he had to leave. Wow. Yeah, and he did it, and he was like, hey, listen, I'm telling you people of Venezuela, these Americans, they are out to get us. So he kicked out the American ambassador there to prove his point. Team America. What is that? Oh, it wasn't what I thought. Exactly. It's from Team America. 570-1053. But I know what he's doing. I know what he's doing, too. Oh, you're so slashed. A nine-year-old guitar genius. Nine years old. We'll have audio when we come back. 570-105-3, our text number, 35253. You sound like a whining little kid. This is the Mikey Show on The Rock. Right now, your local Volkswagen dealer lease a new Jetta for just $199 a month. Just perform one feat of superhuman strength. Hold on a sec. It's just a Volkswagen Jetta for $199 a month. No heavy lifting.
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That one was off. She needs time to work that one out. She's got the very nice stuff. She has very nice down pat, but she needs time. He is a very wise man. What do you think? Enough is enough. What do you think? We're human beings. She has a wonderful physique. We have feelings. And thank you. I'm hoping that Madonna will be a very good father for it. Perfect. And thank you. Well done. Thank you. You want to hear the nine-year-old guitar genius? Oh, yeah. Nine-year-old guitar genius, the Today Show. Now, what are you going to perform for us? Perform Red House. And who's that by? Jimmy Hendrix. He's one of your heroes, right? Yes, he is. Do you see yourself one day doing this? Yes. Full time? Yes. All right, Talon. Take it away, kiddo. Talon? Yeah. P1, Talon has turned nine years old and is about to play the guitar. He looks older than nine. That's right.
It's not playing Guitar Hero, Rob. Thank you. Thank you, dude. He didn't learn that on Guitar Hero. That's right. That's a real kid. Maybe he did. That's a real kid right there. You don't know that. He's got on the shades and everything. Robbie Shades. You know what I'm saying? I've heard that. That's what I'm saying. Thanks. Back in a moment. This is today. They're not even going to let him play the whole song. That's messed up. Cut the kid off. It cut him off completely. Brutal. Let's see. The kid's good. You sound pretty good, right? Very good. See? Ashley's yesterday email. Now, so you know, the way the yesterday emails work, I have everybody on the show send me a yesterday email. Tells me what you're up to. That way I know what you guys are all doing and maybe something good comes out of it on the radio. So, she wanted to cook for her boyfriend, Mark.
Satay up a proposal. You're my everything. I love you so much. You're my life coach. What? You're my life coach, she says. I do. Let me tell you what she cooked for her life coach. She picked up a couple of things to make his favorite meal. This is what she says is his favorite meal. It is. I can't wait. Can't be right. Favorite. Let's see. Whole wheat fusilli pasta. Whole wheat. Way healthier. Whole wheat fusilli pasta. Okay. With sausage, mozzarella, and green peas. Now, if you're going to go with the sausage and the mozzarella, it's already fat. Just put pasta in there. First of all, it's lean turkey sausage. Just put pasta in there, will you? And mozzarella is one of the lower fats of cheese. It was part skim.
But anyway. By the way, have you guys noticed that everything she cooks for him is his favorite meal? Everything she cooks for him is his favorite meal. He's a fan. This was accompanied with whole wheat bread with olive oil and balsamic vinegar and steamed organic broccoli. How many times? So you boiled the broccoli? I did. Mike, listen, he ate every last bite. He ate every last bite. Let me tell you why he ate every last bite. Because he loved it? Because he loves you. He loves you. I'm a good cook. He doesn't care for that food. He does too. It's impossible. He does not care for that food. It could be cardboard. I love you, honey. I love you, honey.
Where did you get this? Where did you get this cardboard? This is delicious. Do you have some more of this cardboard? I have room left in my napkin. Boiled cardboard in my stomach. I'm telling you. Why is Sammy getting so fat? That's right. Ashley. This is a question. I'm not going anywhere with it. Okay. Do you believe that he genuinely likes the wheat pasta with sausage stuff? He genuinely... Get him on the phone. He's a healthy guy. He probably eats healthy. Yeah. But even people who eat healthy know the regular stuff tastes better. Of course. Of course. And she's claiming no. He prefers... Her cooking. Her cooking. Her cooking. He likes her cooking. I mean, come on. I kid you not, Mike. I mean, he tells me I am the best cook. Mike. Besides his mother. Now I'm a fish. And he loves everything I make for him. Eddie, Eddie, Eddie. Everything. You cook something she makes, and let's do a blind taste test where we blindfold him. Where we blindfold Mark.
Dude, he came over for a barbecue a couple weeks ago. You know, I didn't cook anything crazy, just normal food. And he was freaking out over my food. Of course, he's famished. Do you know what I mean? The guy is famished. Eddie, he's starving. He's not just starving. He's starving for flavor. He's eating it with his hands, stuffing it in his mouth when he had Eddie's cooking. Oh my gosh, food, flavor, flavor. What is this Eddie's? It's salt. Yeah. It's so crazy. What is this exotic spice? It is like salt. I put salt on all of this. It's ground pepper. Ashley, would you be willing to allow a blind taste test with your husband, Mark? Bring it. Eddie, how hilarious. He's blind, so he doesn't know who's cooking. We'll give you guys a 28-hour show. Let's do this. Oh, no. Oh, yes. On the 28-hour show, let's do, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen. I get so hot out there. Listen, listen. Let's do same thing. Like, we make the playing field even. So, are we cooking the same meal? Yes. Oh, done. You and Ashley make the same thing. Can we pick the meal? Ashley way, Eddie way. Okay.
Same thing. You guys got to do the same thing. You guys do the same thing. Otherwise, it won't be fair. You have to do the same thing. No, I agree with that. Do the same thing. Make his favorite. He's going to know. He's going to know what's mine because mine will have flavor. That is not true. And I'll use normal ingredients. He's going to know what's mine because it's better. What is this exotic flavoring? It's garlic, dude. I put garlic on. I have my own muddle and puddler and I will... Ah, the puddler. A muddle? A peddler. Hang on a second. I just got... Wait. I just got... I just got a telegram. I just got a telegram. You guys, I just got a telegram from Las Vegas. Odds are out on Ashley's victory. Odds are out from Las Vegas. I'm receiving a telegram from Las Vegas. Bellagio, Caesars. It's Caesars Palace Sportsbook. This is Caesars Palace Sportsbook. They put odds at 6,154,201.
To one odds. That's a little extreme. Any takers. Any takers. I'm sure there's a bunch of P1s that will back me up. Because I'm a freaking good... cook and I'll freaking take anyone. Are you making your tuna cakes? I'm not scared. We'll make whatever you want. Whatever I want? I'm just saying. Are you sure? You realize I cook every night, right? So do I, man. Have you not checked my life lately? Check her blog, dude. I do not read that. She makes... crazy things. I cook for my boyfriend probably three nights a week at least. He eats it. He eats it all. I have actually thought to myself, one night, I would like to come over for dinner. One night, I would like to come over for dinner. You're a healthy guy. I would like to die in it. I would like to die in it. It's just, it's so incredible because he tells her, he's so in love. He is so in love with her. He's a very nice man. He says to her, he's like, babe,
This is delicious. Yes. He puts the hands up to the mouth and he goes, mwah. He really has a special way of talking to her. Yes. I remember one of the first times I got to witness their interaction. They had rolled into a movie premiere, and Ashley had a friend in town. And, you know, Eddie had been on Ashley's ass about, you can't be late to these things. They save seats. You've got to be there on time. So Ashley comes strolling in, you know. She's so proud that they're there on time. And she's like, but she's going off. Like, I have so much going on. I have a friend I need to entertain. And I got to get everyone here on time. And I'm in charge of everyone. And her man just comes up to her and goes, babe, you really do a lot. You really have a lot on your plate. And I'm really proud of everything you've accomplished today. And you've done a great job. Did she get a star on her little board for the day? He said, listen, let me tell you something, babe.
You are... It's baby or honey. Babies, actually. Babies or honey. Baby, let me tell you something. I'm in awe of you. I am in awe of you because this is the best meal that I've... ever tasted in my life. My life. Now, come on. Thank you. Let me tell you something. Did you have your taste buds removed? No, I didn't. I did not. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something about my baby. Yeah. I have never. I have never. Let me tell you something about my sweet baby love girl. Let me tell you something about my sweet baby love girl. That's weird. I have never had wheat fusilli before. Especially this al dente. Al dente means sharp to the tooth. Yeah, that's what it means. And I will just tell you that this is the most delicious wheat fusilli I've ever had in my life. I have questions. Go ahead. If we're going to do this cook-off, is it the same format, our?
We get an hour to cook. Yeah. Do I get a sous chef? And does she get a sous chef? Sure. I want Rob. Skye. Skye, you are your girl's sous chef. I need you. Skye, why do you have that? I like that. Is someone saying something? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Can't you hear me? Hello, testing. Oh, oh, oh. That's you, Mike? Skye, you are Ashley's sous chef. Boston Rob? I am honored. Rob has been watching Non-Stop Food Network, and I think he's going to do a good job, actually. That's all I do now. That would be awesome. I'm a very good delegator, Sky. All I need you to do is just chop, cut, and slice. I have seen you delegate. We're good to go. Sky, get ready to be yelled at. This text message is from P1 Rasta, and it says, Mikey. Mikey, I always tell my girlfriend her cooking is good. Smart for the relationship. Very smart for the relationship. It's P1 Rasta. No, you should see him, Mike. When he's eating, he's like... He's like the biggest smile and big eyes. He's just like... Rob, you're so right. This is exactly what he does. He'll be like... I know. He actually does it. Oh, honey, this is so... This is so good. Mike, it's almost like he's over-exaggerating.
But he's not. But he'd never do that. But he isn't. He's not. It's like he is, but he isn't. He isn't. He used to eat a lot of natural food. Until he learned most people die of natural causes. Mikey. Better mileage tips presented by Chevron. Here's an easy one. To improve mileage, come by Chevron and fill up with air. That's right, air. When was the last time you checked the air pressure in your tires? Can't remember? then it's definitely been too long. Did you know even tires in good shape can lose about one pound of pressure a month? And underinflated tires make your engine work harder, lowering your mileage. But don't overinflate them. You can usually find the recommended tire pressure on a sticker located on the driver's side door jamb. And speaking of air, air conditioning is not so hot for your car's mileage either. Whenever you turn it on, it puts an added strain on your engine. Now, at highway speeds, it's probably better to use the A.C. rather than roll down the windows because of the aerodynamics. But around town, enjoy the fresh air. And that's another great way to get the most out of your Chevron with Tecron.
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From the Cricket Wireless Studios. This is the home. Yeah, why not? Okay. Sounds good. K-I-O-C. San Diego's Rock. Five, three, go. Mangling your inner ear with the Woodstock jukebox. I'm going to play you a clip. When it ends, you start. Here we go. That's why they play the game, Eddie. I tell you what. That's why they play the game. I mean, unbelievable. You are truly the official. Bathroom attendant of the George Michael household. Back to the Mikey show on The Rock. That makes his own hot sauce, brings some hot sauce. It's good. How is it? It's pretty good. Just come try it. It's very, it's spicy, but very edible. Yeah. It's used a habanero, which is real hot pepper. But it's actually really good. It's not too hot.
The guy's got a company called Refining Fire. And it's pretty spicy stuff. It's pretty good. Sky, did you like it? Because I know you like spicy. Yeah, yeah. It was definitely good. You know, it's weird because you eat it and it's like, oh, that's not that spicy. And then it's one of those ones that, you know, gets you with the after spice. Gives you a little kick afterwards. Eddie, did you try it? I did. What did you think? I thought it was the perfect amount of spice. But there's a flavor in there that I'm not sure about. That habanero has a very specific trippy flavor. Maybe that's what it is. It was almost a bell peppery taste. And I was like, I'm not down with that. In fact, I wrote the guy and I asked him, I go, is there bell peppers in this? Are you trying to poison me? Yeah, it's a website. It's refiningfirechilis.com. I wonder if habanero is in the bell pepper family. Because it kind of looks like a little bell pepper. It does. It does kind of look like a miniature bell pepper. It might be bell pepper's, like, really angry little cousin. You know what I mean? I'm not a fan of yours. But anyway, the company's called Refining Fire. And Jim Duffy, that's his name. And really good stuff. Let's see.
It's like the Boston Rob of the Bell Pepper family. That is true. It could be. It could be the Boston Rob of the Bell Pepper family. Because it's so small. And he's a hothead. And he's a hothead. Perfect. What about this? Now, the Mikey Show presents. Search for the truth behind the words. The logic behind the lyrics. It's time to play. I'm the lyrical gangster. Lyrical gangster. Yeah. You know the lyrics. Songs do this, then. Come on. What do we got to surprise today, Eddie? We got Miramar air show tickets. There it is. Family four packs. There it is. Call us right now, 570-1053. Do you know the lyrics to songs? Today, the categories are 80s pop, potpourri, and Billy Joel. Oh, yes. I know what I'm taking. That's right. It is 80s pop, potpourri, and Billy Joel. Wow. You could win Miramar air show tickets, 570-1053. Play Lyrical Gangsta. P1-300's on the line. Hey. How you doing, dude? Doing good. You're going to be coming out here for the 28-hour show? Oh, yeah. It's going to be awesome. I don't know if you heard earlier, but our promotion director, Jay, is going to make a big fire pit so that P1s can BYOM and barbecue out there. Heck, yeah. It's going to be awesome. I'm looking at bringing my trailer down, so I've got to figure out some parking. I'm telling you, man.
Outrageous. This thing's going to be giant. I love it. Two weeks from today. No. The Mikey Show 28-hour show. Because, you know, all those P1s are going to be out there, we're going to build the stage out there and probably do a lot of events out there. So cool, man. So that they'll be able to watch. That's where we do the cookout. The stock straight up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You mean we're not going to do an oven in here? Well, I was thinking maybe we could go into the Clear Channel Kitchen that we have here. We have Clear Channel Kitchen Stadium. I mean, it's got a microwave. Yeah, there is a popcorn maker in there. Yeah, well, I think Roger Hedgecock's doing an Iron Man or an Iron Chef competition that morning. Oh, dang it. It's already in use, so we might have to go outdoors. Hedgecock. So, yeah, that's going to be really cool. By the way, speaking of the 28-hour show, my understanding is that there may be some 28-hour show limited edition T-shirts being used. Stop it. Please. People are freaking out. And if I'm right about this, it may have a very particular theme. The T-shirt may have a very particular theme.
From what I've heard, the words 28-hour show may be the same font as the TV show 28. Or 24. Should be 28. The TV show 24. Jack Bauer. Man, it would be. That's right. Guy can only go 24. Whatever. Loser. Let's see. Let's do this 300. I'm going to give you three categories. You've got 80s pop, potpourri, and Billy Joel. 80s pop as long as Sean doesn't yell at me if I miss. You got it. No guarantees. Your 80s pop question is in the song Time Clock of the Heart by Culture Club. Time Clock of the Heart by Culture Club. He says don't put your head on my shoulder sink me in a river of what? Nothing on that.
How are you feeling about that, Sean? I'm furious, Mike. Come on now. Sink me in a river of tears. Look, in the video, Sean's putting his blush on. Not everybody gets a culture club blast. That's true. In time, it could have been so much more. As time is now. Okay, whatever. That really was weird. That really was weird. That was special. Silence of the Lambs. Dude, seriously, I was looking for the thing. I love them so much, Mike. Wow. That was weird. Free E. Oh, my God. Sorry about that, 300. P1 Nick. Hey, what's going on, Mikey? Not too much, dude. How are you?
I'm hanging in there, enjoying my day off. How old are you? Me? I am 20 years old. Will you be at the 28-hour show? I actually have to work that day, but I'll be there when I get out of work. Priorities, bro. Quit. That's all I'm saying. Sonny. Sonny, oh boy. All right. Here are your categories. Billy Joel, Potpourri, and 80s pop. Let me try some Billy Joel. There it is, dude. Finally. Good choice. Finally. I mean, it's the second person. Man, I've been waiting all morning. Wow. Okay. Your Billy Joel. Never thought we'd get there. Your Billy Joel lyrical gangsta question is, in the song, You May Be Right. Oh, yeah. He says, remember when I found you there, alone in your electric chair, I told you dirty jokes until you what? Very close. Very close, but that's not it. I told you dirty jokes until you smiled. Yeah! Dirty jokes until you smiled. Sorry about that. You think you're a big shot, didn't you? P1 Matt is on the line. Hey, Matt. Hi, Matt. Hi, Matt. Bye, Matt.
P1 El Paso's on the line. Oh, duh. Hi, El Paso. Oh, no. El Paso. El Paso. Well, then. P1 Sam is on the line. Sam. Sam. Sam. How's it going? How are you? I'm doing good. Hey, dude, what do you do for a living? I'm a process server. Oh, apparently. Sounds like maybe you're at work right now, right? Yes, I am. Yes, I am. So you have to stay very quiet. Is that right? I can talk. All right. Oh, hello. It's like, hey, babe. Yeah. I'm good. Hey, babe. Your categories are potpourri, 80s pop, and Billy Joel. Let's try potpourri. I know what that is. Could be anything. Could be Billy Joel, right? Oh, okay. Let's hope. You have potpourri questions? No kidding. You can talk normal.
Oh, I can? In the song Footloose by Kenny Loggins. From the movie Footloose. He says, I've been working so hard. Keep punching my, what? Gut. What the? Did he say, keep punching my gut? Yes. I thought you said, if you know lyrics. That's weird. No, he says keep punching my card. Sorry about that. I'm sorry. Ladies and gentlemen, you know him. You love him. It's P1 Instigator. Instigator, how you doing? Actually, Mikey, it's P1 Encinitas. My bad. That's close. Very close. P1 Encinitas Gator. P1 Enstigator. How are you, bro? How old are you? How do you get instigator from Encinitas? You just kind of don't listen. Yeah, because you've never done that before, Rob, you clown. Is that how it works? Asked and answered? I did that all the time, Z. All right. P1 Encinitas. Your categories are potpourri, Billy Joel, and 80s pop.
Let's go 80s pop. You got it. Yes. Your 80s pop question is in the song, Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go. Yeah. By Wham. Andrew Ridgely and George Michael say, Wake me up before you go-go. Don't want to leave me hanging on like a what? Like a homo. No, Eddie. It's not what he says. It's not what he says. And you know. I didn't know. You know. That's a good guess. You're telling me. It rhymes. I see what. You thought that Andrew Ridley. I've heard the song, Mike. Yeah. Well, then what is it, Smart Pam? It works. It's not what he says. I've always been singing this. It's not what he says. He says, don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo. Oh, no.
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Heavy traffic's still hanging on through the park in the downtown. Rest for freeways up to speed, looking pretty good. I'm Rick Lawrence, and walk window five three. P1 Sanjaya. What's going on, Mikey? What's going on, dude? You went to sleep train? I went out to sleep train and bought myself a mattress, finally. When'd you do it? I went this Sunday, actually. Cool. What'd you get? Yeah, I got a beauty rest, a comfort classic. Did they deliver it Sunday, Monday, or when? Sunday, when I told them to, because I was moving that day. Really? It worked out perfect. That's pretty awesome. And did they take your, well, wait a minute. If you were moving, did they have to take your set or did you get rid of it yourself? No, I got rid of it myself. So they bring the new one in. Did they set it up for you? They set it up for me within like five minutes. And how did it feel that first night? Just like being in heaven. That's awesome, man. That's awesome, dude. That's awesome. Yeah, I tell people about Sleep Den. Did they give you a good price?
Oh, yeah, dude. I went in there after the promotion about getting everything for free. And the dude's still doing everything for free. And after I told him that Mikey sent me personally, he knocked off 700 bucks. That's awesome. Yeah. All right, brother. Thank you, Sanjaya. All right, dude. Talk to you later, man. Sleep change your ticket to a better night's sleep. Hey, check it out. It's the Mikey show. Featuring Mikey. I love Maui. We don't care. We love it. I'm the most liberal accepting person. I'm a pile of a man. It's true. He's big. Very well behaved. Just eats his food. I'm just happy to have food. And Ashley. I will use an obscene amount of toilet paper. The Mikey show is on. It's kind of like a stink lineup. Sure, yes. You know, Rock 105.3. What about Hungry Heart, though? What about that? You guys consider that? You always have to take it into consideration is what I'm saying. It is 940. Eight years after their divorce, Meg Ryan says in a new interview that Dennis Quaid cheated on her a lot. The New York Giants have suspended their wide receiver Plaxco Burris for two weeks. I need something very guy sounding. Yeah, Hungry Eyes wasn't doing that.
All right, I'm good. I'm going to see Third Day this weekend. Really? Oh, really? Third Day in concert. Oh, well then. Well said. With special guest Switchfoot. Oh, okay. You just spit on me. Shores of clay. Shores of clay. Okay. Boy Blender is actually doing the promo for that concert. Are you serious? Yeah. No way. No way. Is he really? Yeah. Coming this weekend. Coming this weekend. It's going to be a musical event. I wonder if he uses his regular voice. I don't. I am not going to put money on that one. Mikey, sorry for the dumb question. I totally forgot what the date the 28-hour show is. Help, please. P1 Uninformed. The date is two weeks from today. Oh. That doesn't seem right. Two weeks from today. Two weeks from today. Two weeks.
From today. Wednesday, October the 8th. Oh, my. Questions. Questions. Questions. Okay. Will we wear... I just want to know what you guys are going to do. Come on, Mike. Okay. What time do real comfortable clothes go on? Eddie. After the second movie. Really? Yeah. So you will stay normal. I have to be awake and alert until that second movie's over, and then I'm good. I considered coming in here wearing the comfortable clothes. Now, a comfortable, you know, comfortable clothes for me is a, it's like a bear outfit. So, you know, a little red riding hood outfit, then I switch to a bear outfit, and then, you know what I'm saying? It is so cute. One of us does. Uh, it's, uh, Wednesday, October the 8th, 28 straight hours, no music, no commercials, just us. And 28 straight hours of material. Eddie has it all laid out already. He's got it all laid out. We're two weeks out. He's ready to go. Oh yeah. Come on. Wow. We can, what are some of the things that we can promise you? Well, we can promise you.
Games, for sure. Sure. You know, we do our regular slew of games. Prizes to be won. Prizes to be won. We can offer you, well, first of all, single guys are going to be able to get a date with Lori, my wife's really good friend. Gorgeous. Who is single. Very pretty and in great shape. Fit. She's looking for a fella. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. So you single guys get ready. What else will we be doing? We will be doing a cook-off now. Evidently. Oh, goodness. Bring it. We have one judge. The judge is Ashley's boyfriend, Mark. Oh, no. Oh, my gosh. Oh, yeah. I love you so much. I love you so much. It's cooking my heart. We're going to blindfold him. Eddie and Ashley are going to cook the same thing, and we'll see which one he likes better.
Yeah. It's going to be so easy. Oh, man. I ain't even tripping my car. All right. Do you remember what Rob suggested? What? Oh. He wanted to do the warm seat. Rob, we had a big 28-hour show meeting. And we're talking about, you know, we all had to come with some ideas for the 28-hour show. And Rob goes, what do you guys think of the warm seat? And we all start laughing like these. Joking. Yeah. And then he proceeds to. Yeah, he then proceeds to give a very hot question for the warm seat. I was on board. I'm sure you were. You've never been a part of it. That's why. Let me tell you. Seth, oh, man. You would be. I don't know. Tears. Immediately. Oh, I've heard it. I've heard it. Let me tell you what the questions would be like. No, Mike. Like they would ask me. This would be a hot seat question. Mikey, in order of importance. Who would you fire on the show? In order. In order. And answer is? It was awful. It was awful. You know, so I would be forced to pick a person on the show who meant the least to me. Boy blunder. If the whole show was in a boat and it was sinking, who would throw overboard first? Yeah. Here's a hot seat question.
Name a person on the show that you have harbored something against. And what is it? What show member has hurt your feelings the most? That's great. Like, that was an idea that we actually did on the air. Listeners loved it. The band almost broke up. Yeah. Very true. The band almost broke up. And it was great because, well, it wasn't great, but you would see, like, we would do the hot seat. It'd be six hours later, and you'd look at someone and still see them tripping out about six hours before the hot seat. And then you just had 14 hours to go. Yeah, right? Did she do it at like 5 p.m. or something like that? When was it? Do you guys remember? I don't remember. Brutal. Brutal. The warm seat. The tepid seat. The lukewarm seat. Dude, I want the like freezing cold freezer seat. The ice block seat. Yes. The igloo seat. Yeah.
Can you guys think of anything else we're going to be doing that we can give away? Movies. The movies are great, man. So we announced what the movies are. We're going to be watching Rocky III and Titanic. And basically. The bonus feature. Yeah, yeah. And the bonus feature is we're going to watch the episode of Star Trek that Sean cried over. Now, here's the thing. Here's the thing. Most of you that are listening. I'm serious. I know, I know. I am serious. We know. Most of you that are listening. Oh, by the way, I just got a message from Spaceboy. Yeah. That said that we did it at 345 in the afternoon. Okay. In 2004. Wow. Dude, it's so crazy what he knows. It's scary. I know. It's scary. Okay, so anyway, the movies. Yeah.
What we do is we watch these movies. We start at 10 o'clock at night, and we watch a movie. We goof on it. Take a little break. Go tinkle. Come back. Do another movie. Make fun of it. This year, as a bonus feature, we're going to watch the episode of Star Trek that made Sean cry. Now, everybody can go out and either rent or buy or get a hold of a copy of Titanic and Rocky III. But not everybody is going to have a copy of this Star Trek episode. Unless you're really into it. You mean a big nerd. Well, it's on like... Hangar readings. Okay, relax. It's on like season 12 or something. Oh, it's season 5, disc 7. Okay, I'm bad. Episode 24. Oh, jeez. Okay. Or season five, disc seven, episode 24. Yes. So what we will invite people to do is come down to the radio station because outside, Jay is building a screen. The best. Wow. He's crazy. He's building a screen. Okay. For all three? It'll be like a drive-in out there. For all three. All three movies? Yeah. Wow. So great.
28-hour show is turning into an outdoor festival. Everything else pales in comparison. Dude, there's Lollapalooza and there's the 28-hour show. Mike, can I share one thing? Sure. On the website, I put links to all of the movies, to Amazon, Netflix, Blockbuster. Oh, you're good. And I wrote a little thing about the Star Trek episode as well. Okay. Some trivia about it. I don't know if that was necessary. Awards in it has won. Awards? Et cetera. Why are we doing trivia? No awards for it. Sky. Seems very strange. I don't get it. So you can find links to all that there, Mike. That's awesome, Sean. You guys, this one time I asked Sean, I was like, so Sean, tell me, tell me about the episode. I mean, Mike, don't you know what you're doing there? His description was so, and I told him, I'm like, dude, that sounds interesting. It does. It really does sound interesting. But him describing it honestly was a man describing Citizen Kane. Was he distraught? Like, did he tear up at all? It was.
Oh, I wish I could take it. It was, dude, Eddie, it was describing like a motion picture event, not a movie. Like, you know how sometimes when a movie is so big, it becomes a motion picture event. You know, it's much bigger than just a film. He was like, dude, this episode. Dude, it's won awards. Was about. This is so brilliant. This is so brilliant. And he told me what it was about with such passion in his voice. He was so passionate. Look, I told my wife about it. I gave her the whole synopsis of the episode. She kind of forgot the other night. And she cried. It brought tears to her eyes. Sean, that can't. I don't believe it. It is.
1,000% true. 1,000%? 1,000%. It brought tears to her eyes. Most people are not going to be awake at 3 o'clock in the morning when we play this episode. Sean, give us a synopsis of the episode. Okay. Here's how it goes. Me, me, me, me. What? So the Enterprise is going along and they encounter a probe. Okay, you have to explain that. You do, you do. There's, I mean, 99% of the audience is like, a what? Okay, the Enterprise is a spaceship. Let me dumb it down for you guys. They encounter a probe. That's the part we don't know. A probe is a very small spaceship capsule type thing. Okay. It's not manned. Oh, an unmanned probe. Unmanned probe. Probes are generally not manned. I wish you'd have said that. I thought it was manned.
Okay. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. So they encounter this probe and the probe scans the ship. As it scans the ship, the captain of the ship, Captain Picard, falls unconscious. Oh, this is a, not Captain Picard, Captain Kirk. I'm sorry? You said Captain Picard. Yes, I did. Oh, this is Next Generation? This is Next Generation. Oh. Dude, I totally thought. Dude, there's no season five on the original. Hang on, dude. We're sorry. We are sorry. We should have known. Yeah, we're the worst. I totally thought that this was like 1964 or whatever. You cried at a Next Generation episode? Yes, I did. Okay, so what happened? So the probe scans the ship and he falls unconscious. When he wakes up, he's in a small village on a desolate planet. And he's surrounded by people who know him, but he has no recollection of them. And they're telling him that he fell and he hit his head and he has amnesia.
But he believes that he was on this spaceship and he had this other life. And so he proceeds, and I'm really like condensing this. He proceeds to live out his entire life on this planet. He has a wife. He has children, grandchildren. His wife dies. During his final days, he realizes that the sun that the planet goes around is going supernova. Okay. What does that mean? It's a champagne supernova. It was an oasis. Noel Gallagher is going to come down. All right. That sounds like fun. Are you saying like a champagne supernova in the sky? Oh, yeah, exactly. Yes. Yes. Champagne came down from the sky. I think he's starting to get annoyed. He's irritated. And I'm welling up. When Sean gets irritated, he starts to sarcastically agree with you. Yes.
So this is a Deep Space Nine episode. Yep. Is this the Trouble with Tinkles or whatever? Yes. Sean? Sean, can you hear me? Are you living your alternate life? You guys get a lot of calls every morning that people will pick on Sky or Ashley or giving Eddie or Sean stuff. Every one of you are great. Thank you, man. The Mikey Show continues on The Rock. Sometimes I eat on the air. You guys don't mind, do you? Good, because there's no way I'm going to make it to the end of this shift sometimes. Don't have a panic attack, my lovers. I don't even have to step away from the mic now that Quiznos delivers. I just go online at Quiznos.com, order my favorite big toasted Quiznos sandwich. I love them all. And for spending just a few moments at Quiznos.com, I'll have my peeping hot sub delivered right to my console. full of meat as fresh as my local butcher. Don't worry. I'll keep my chewing to a bare minimum because I, well, I wouldn't want to make you jealous. Check it out. Quiznos delivery at quiznos.com. Do you want to win 1 million thank you rewards points from Citibank? You can use them for everything from Hawaiian vacation to flat screen TVs throughout your home. You can get 10,000 bonus points for opening a Citibank checking account, enrolling in Thank You Rewards Network, and performing qualifying activities.
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You can't fire him for that. I think you should. But, I mean, he serves this. It's insubordination. Yeah. I know, but he's. It's the definition of insubordination. No doubt about it. No doubt about it. Yeah, it is by definition insubordination. However, he serves this larger purpose. This represents like half a percentage of his job. His weight has nothing to do with it. That's really, really nice. That's discrimination. Now I'm on his side. I'm sorry, Sean. I'm on your side now, Sean. Well, I mean, he does everything else, and then he just does this one thing. Now, he doesn't do it right. He knows it, too. Huh? K-I-O-Z San Diego. Hit it. Right. Right. Hey, guys, Sean will be here in person October the 8th. There it is. What do you know? I wonder why Sean decided to play it then. That's interesting. You know, the seating arrangement when Sean comes is he sits right next to Eddie. And sometimes Eddie likes to have a little fun. It's going to be tight quarters. Tight quarters. I actually think this year we're going to share a mic. That's a good idea. That's a good idea because we have Rob.
So we can't add a microphone. That's nice of you, Eddie, to offer to share. We can put Biggie Boy in between me and I'm Rizzo. Wait, who did you say? Biggie Boy. And we actually can get another microphone right here. Or Sean can use mine with me. Either way. I don't think so. 570-1053 is our phone number. Beginning and end of every show, we do an open... phone segment. Hold on. What's the problem, Sean? Well, let's resolve this issue. What do you mean? There's no issue. It's not resolved. The only thing, Sean, is anytime you want to use my mic, it's like a tag in. You have to high five me. Tap your shoulder. Or we could hug. Chest bump. Or butt bump. Every time you want to use the mic, you just butt bump. New protocol. That's a new way that you tell me. I want in on this. I want to go, shoo, shoo. Whoops. La, la, la, la, Lee. I'm not going to butt bump anybody. Okay, fine. Calm down, Tiger. We'll see when you get here. Just fight. Shut up. Oh, really? Oh, really?
Yeah, you want to kiss about it? Why don't you put your big lips where your mouth is? Why don't you put your lips where my mouth is? Yeah, why don't you put those big kissable lips right where my mouth is? 570-1053 is the phone number. How much time do you think the 28-hour show has taken up in Shawnee's kitchen? Oh, please. Every day since we announced it. He's consumed. I don't like this. It's going to be fun. It is. It's not going to be fun if we're all, like, stuck in their clothes. So, Sean, you're telling me that you don't look forward to getting on a plane with a bunch of strangers flying here. You're going to make it worse.
Not being able to sleep for 28 hours and being in a room full of people. Including listeners. Yeah, and then get back on a plane full of strangers. That's not your idea of fun? Eddie, did you say who haven't brushed their teeth? Well, I mean, some of us, you know, they bring our tooth. I try to about two or three in the morning. I forget. Yeah, I forget. But sometimes I forget too. I always forget. That is true. Knock it off. I know you guys don't forget, so it's not working. Well, no. I mean, one time Mike forgot his pajamas. Remember that one? Remember that? Oh, Skye. How dare she? Pajamas. She had to go home. She just wanted to bring up. Yeah. I was thinking about it earlier. Skye, I drove one block and I was on the phone the whole time. It was funny. Well, that's when we. I wasn't. Eddie's saying I wasn't. No. That was the debut of the Hall of Notes. Was it? Oh, it was so much fun. Was that San Jose? Yeah. Yeah. We had Hall & Oates fun time while you drove to get your PJs. It was a block away, Ashley. It was a block away. I believe you. It was a block away. And then you had to park and walk up the stairs. Oh, Skye, could you please? I drank the first year, didn't I? Didn't we all? Well, a bunch of us. Well, I know. I know. I don't think you did.
I don't think anybody drank. Oh, wait. I remember somebody brought a lot of beers in when we started Jaws. Yeah, but that was the crew. Yeah. If you would have drank, you would have drank. Oh, dude, trust me. I wasn't at a point where I was immune at that point. Really? I don't remember you drinking. Yeah, I mean, you didn't get visibly drunk, but you probably had a beer too. Just a couple. When the crow flies. What of it? When the crow flies. I love it. Ashley learned idioms earlier. I love it. I love to learn, Mike. That's right. We have a new game called The Village Idiom. And we give Ashley an idiom and she has to tell us what it means. And we said to her, as the crow flies, what does that mean, Ash? And she said, it's like when you're hanging out with somebody that's like really boring. Really basic. Really basic. Really basic. They're good at their job. Really basic. Consistent with. But like, and they're like the type of person that's like really boring, but they have kind of a good work ethic. Steady work base. Like a steady work base. Pace. Pace. Thank you. Steady work base. Then you say, then you say like, oh, dude, you are so as the crow flies. There it is. Thank you.
Yes. Thank you. I'm very steady right now. P1 Sky fan. Yes, I'm here. I have a legitimate grievance. I feel that the whole show, but especially Sky, owes Sean an apology for ragging on him so hard about that Star Trek episode because, first of all, it's fantastic, but second of all... If you haven't cried at least one Star Trek episode, you're some kind of a monster, a robot. This guy is in full Star Trek uniform right now. He's in full Star Trek uniform. He's a Chekhov lookalike. That's right. He's a Chekhov lookalike. He's a fan. The guy's a fan. Red suit. No, dude. I am a monster. I am a... Twibble or whatever. You're a Twibble. You're a Trouble. You know what? The Trouble with you, Troubles. It's not a Twibble. It's a Trouble. Twibble. You Truffle. I'm a monster. The Trouble with Truffles. Yes. Very garlicky. Very, very garlicky. It's Trouble, and that's the original episode, and we're talking about the next generation. P1-300 is on the line. Hey, what's up, Mike? What's up, dude? I was just thinking. I was going to say something earlier, but when that one P1 wrote in about...
Who invited Sky to New Kids? Uh-huh. How did I get thrown into that mix? I was kind of insulted. Who threw you in there? I don't know, but I was just... It must have been Seth. It was probably you, Mike. It was probably Seth. It had to be Seth. You were naming off names. I don't know why he does that kind of thing all the time. I'm like, gosh. Leave people alone. Which one's your favorite, 300? I don't even know, man. But, you know, it's got to be Johnny. That's a good choice. P1 Scooby wants to defend Sean. Thank you. You guys are picking on him so much, man. I mean, lay off on that Star Trek episode. It was a cool episode. You're a Raider fan. That's a great point. And a Dodger fan. Dodger fan, Raider fan. Enough said. Enough said. So he's got one brain cell. That's right. Hey, the Raiders and Chargers have the same record. Oh, man, we got disconnected. How did that happen? You must have a bad phone. That happens a lot. Sorry, Steve. The one habanero is on the line. Oh, there he is. Hey, guys. How did you like the stuff? I loved it, man. We were just trying it. We were trying it. In fact, we even had Zethi and Oates go out and get some Mexican food. And we were trying your hot sauce. And we were talking about you earlier. It's really good. I don't think you give us enough, though. Yeah. Dude gave us a vat. Oh, man.
Well, I wanted you guys to be able to share it, bring it home to your families, share it around the radio station if you want to. Even though the other shows aren't as good as you, you can share it with us. Nah, thank you, man. Hey, it really is good sauce. And is there anybody, like, do you want to steer anybody into your website or anything like that? Yeah, you know, Mikey, you know, like if you read on my website, I know there's a lot of text on there. You know, years ago, I was playing around with salsa, and I loved doing it, and I was growing some chilies, and I walked into the youth center on Lakeside that my church sponsors for outreach to kids, and we got four of them, and I went out there, and I brought salsa and chips, and I noticed one of the kids eating the stuff like it was the only meal he had that day. So from that day on, I started bringing dinners to that youth center and feeding those kids, and then I went to two other youth centers in the East County because we got four of them. They're called Youth Venture. And I started sending the kids to Aztec Games. And the way to fund it was I started refining fire, doing small catering jobs, making more of my salt in the cell, and growing the larger chili garden and selling that. Let's have a bunch of people get it then, dude, so that you can give even more to those kids. How can people get your hot sauce? Well, just contact me through the website.
I also make two other sauces. I make a Jamaican jerk and a spicy orange glaze. And when I get a chance, I'm going to put that on some food and deliver that to you in the next week or two. Right on. So you can eat that in the morning. It might not be breakfast food, but you'll like it. Don't worry. We love that. Also, on the bottom of the website, I know it's kind of short notice. I just got this guy to get the site up. But there's a link for the Youth Venture Golf Tournament. And that's the biggest. fundraiser we have to keep these four youth centers all open because we're just a middle-class church. We don't have a ton of money coming in. It's this Friday, and, you know, there's two more days where they can register, either donate items or they can go to the golf tournament, and it links it right there. It's at the bottom of my front webpage. It's called Youth Venture Golf Tournament. Hey, man, give out the website. www.refiningfirechilis, and that's C-H-I-L-E-S dot com. You know, I really have a vision for this youth venture. We had one in every community, Mikey. You know, I know which church you go to. I went on the website last night and saw you having the rock on there on North Coast. I encourage if you could put Foothills Christian Fellowship on there because, man, they're hitting over. And I'm not kidding you. They're hitting about 100,000 youth in East County through their program. That's rad. That's rad. Refiningfire.com? Refiningfire Chili's.
Refiningfirechilis.com. All right, brother. Hey, listen, we appreciate you bringing the chili, and we appreciate your enthusiasm for people. That's really awesome. Thank you for calling. Hey, Mikey. Yeah. One more quick thing. If you guys want to do one of your shows, maybe your 28-hour show, I'm suggesting... Have a contest of who can eat the hottest chili pepper without having to drink any water, and I'll bring the chilies, and you guys can see who would win that contest. I respectfully decline. Yeah. Hey, dude. No, thank you. Thanks for bringing that down here. We appreciate it, man. You're welcome. I'll bring more stuff in the coming weeks. Thank you. P1 Dusty, last call. Bring us home. What's up? How's it going? I've been in Iraq for a year and a half, just got back. I'm trying to figure out what this Kia thing's all about. Oh, what isn't it about? That is a great question. The call letters to this radio station are K-I-O-Z. They spell the word... Well, it isn't really a word. It's your last name, right? K-I-O-Z is... K-I-O-Z spells out K-I-O-Z. K-I-O-Z! And it just so happens that in the movie... What is it? Team America. World Police.
Team America, World Police. What is that happening? Like, what is that scene? He is getting ready to fight. Yeah. And he's a martial artist. Yeah. And so right before he fights, he goes, Key! It just happened to fit when we say K-I-O-Z, because K-I-O-Z spells out key-all. That's great. Very cool. Thank you, man. Thank you, guys. We'll see you. This is a weird show. Ladies and gentlemen, the lovely and talented Missy is coming up next, today on The Nooner. How about the all-request lunch, y'all? Call in, make a request, she'll play it for you, and we'll see you back here tomorrow morning at 5.30. The Mikey Show's out.