The Mikey Show - Rock 105.3 - 09/25/08
Thursday, September 25, 2008
Daily Audio 2008KIOZRock 105.3
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Mikey, Sky, Eddie, Sean, Boston Rob, and Ashley mixed political argument with escalating studio comedy, criticizing John McCain for suspending his campaign and for misleading David Letterman about why he canceled. They mocked David Blaine's upside-down breaks, debated Sean's decision to report masked teenagers at a mall, and split over hosts who ban guests' children while keeping their own at a party. Rob's habanero mistake, Sky's low-key anniversary dinner, Ashley's tone-deaf karaoke, and a parade of valuable keepsakes that were discarded or lost supplied the show's strongest personal stories. The crew closed its most memorable stretches by ranking classic hip-hop and turning a bizarre police-battery story into an armpit-fart contest.
What happened, in order
McCain Hits Pause
The hosts argued that John McCain's decision to suspend his campaign during the Wall Street bailout made him look afraid to debate Barack Obama and unable to multitask.
Letterman Catches McCain
David Letterman mocked John McCain after McCain canceled on him to supposedly rush to Washington but was shown still in New York interviewing with Katie Couric.
Blaine's Hourly Breaks
The crew ridiculed David Blaine's 60-hour upside-down stunt after learning that he was turned upright for breaks roughly every hour.
Hockey Mask at the Mall
Sean called police after seeing five teenagers dressed in black at a mall with a Halloween hockey mask and large black duffel bags, and the group debated whether that caution was justified.
Rob Bites a Habanero
Boston Rob mistook colorful habaneros for miniature bell peppers, sliced several for dinner, tasted one, and immediately set his mouth on fire.
No Kids Means Whose Kids?
A listener arrived at a supposedly child-free party to find the hosts' children there, prompting an argument over whether hosts may exclude everyone else's kids while keeping their own.
Sky's Diner Anniversary
Sky and her husband abandoned their anniversary plan for Outback Steakhouse and instead toasted eight years of marriage over water and iced tea at a neighborhood diner.
Treasures Thrown Away
Mikey revealed that his mother discarded his Steve Young-autographed 49ers cap, launching stories about lost memorabilia including Boston Rob's signed Larry Bird and Magic Johnson picture.
The Ring Was Waiting
After a caller admitted losing his grandfather's wedding ring at a drunken party, Mikey recalled a rehab friend who confessed to selling his father's championship ring for drugs only to learn his father had already recov
Tone-Deaf Karaoke
Listeners tried to identify songs from Ashley's wildly off-key performances, somehow recognizing tracks by 3 Doors Down, Sister Hazel, Cher, and the Clash.
Hip-Hop's Top Five
The crew guessed through VH1's greatest hip-hop songs and landed on Public Enemy's 'Fight the Power' at number one while debating whether an old-school hip-hop station could work.
Silent but Deadly Battery
A West Virginia DUI suspect was charged with battery after farting toward a police officer and wafting it into his face, inspiring the hosts to attempt armpit-fart sound effects.
People mentioned
MikeySkyEddieSeanBoston RobAshleyJohn McCainBarack ObamaDavid LettermanKatie CouricDavid BlaineSteve YoungLarry BirdMagic Johnson
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It is 6-0-3. John McCain announced yesterday that he's suspending his campaign to help with the Wall Street bailout. Obama says he's still showing up to Friday's debate. The Dodgers' magic number is now down to one to win the NL West. They crushed the Padres again at 12-4. Oh, my. That means you got beat. You got beat pretty good. Yeah, pretty much. It's too bad this isn't all just a bad dream. And over. Feels like it is. Yeah. It does. Welcome to the show. It's the Mikey Show, and let's get the ball rolling. Give us a call. 570-1053 is our phone number, and you can always text us at 35253. In fact, the texts are already coming through. So get on that. 35253 is the text number, 570-1053. Quick introductions this morning because I want to know what's going on in the news and know about this whole McCain thing. And hear more about debates. And let's talk. Let's talk about it. I'm Mikey. I'm the host of the show. And I am 38 years old. And my son is really into Thomas the Train. Yeah. He loves Thomas the Train. What's not to love? I know it. That little smiling train.
It's kind of creepy, I'm not going to lie. It is. Yeah, he's a creepy train. It totally is. He's kind of condescending. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, really. He is, but what are you going to do? Yeah, not everyone's perfect. Yeah, just kind of roll your eyes and go with it. Eddie is our producer, our sports guy, and he is 35 years of age. He, in general, drives American. In fact, I don't know that you've ever gone foreign. All your cars have been American-made cars. It reminds me of the cold Rocky Mountain spring water. That's right. You know what I'm saying? Eat beef. That's right. Drink beer. American beer. That's right. I drive American. That's what's for dinner. Skye is our news girl. She is 30 years of age. Rocking the white headband today. Hi. And doing it up. Shawnee, oh boy, is our sound effects guy. 38 years old. Getting some long hair. Yeah. And. He does our sound effects and little audio drops. Ashley is our assistant producer. She has some pretty interesting stuff to tell us about the food that she ate a little bit later on. Here we go. Mama gets hungry. That's all I'll say about that. We'll hear lots and plenty. That's what I'm telling you. We'll hear lots and plenty. Boston Rob. He is our resident New Englander.
loves Boston sports. He lives and dies by those Boston Red Sox. Yeah, unfortunately. Have you mentally given up with the Patriots for this year, or are you still like... Patriots? Yeah, yeah. Oh, no, no, no. I get into that mode usually middle of October. Okay, Patriots. Depending on how things... All right, all right. Let's not get it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then there is the artist formerly known as Sir Roosevelt Zethian Oates III, Junior Esquire, MD, DDS, President and CEO, as seen on TV. Wow. Bravo. That's a lot. Rosie is... Rosie. That's right. We're short. We're short, yes. Yeah, that's his name, but his friends call him Rosie. And he is our phone screener. Give us a call now, 570-1053. About anything you want. It could be TV, what's on tonight, what are we up to, questions, about 28-hour show, any list of things that you want to talk about, what's going on in your life, anything, 570-1053. It's an open forum for our P1s, and a P1 listener is a Mikey Show listener. It means that they listen exclusively to us.
They turn other people on to the Mikey show. And when they call into the show, they turn their radio down, get to the point, and they don't cuss. That's a P1 listener. So hopefully that's you. Give us a call now. John McCain suspended his campaign. What is this all about? Well, so you know how they're trying to come to terms on this whole Wall Street bailout plan, like the $700 billion that the Bush administration wants to bail out failing firms and stuff like that? Yeah. Well, so it's in this heated negotiation going back and forth because, you know, it was a very simple thing going in. But, you know, a lot of people in Congress are like, there's a lot of things missing here. Like, who's going to be in charge of overseeing the money to make sure it's being spent properly? And are we still going to give these executives big old severance packages when their companies go under? Like, I don't think taxpayers should pay for that.
Working out all the details, and President Bush gave a speech last night where he says this is imperative. To fix our economy, we've got to get this passed, right? So John McCain, who has the first scheduled debate on Friday, announced yesterday that he is going to suspend his campaign to help focus and work on this Wall Street bailout plan, which would include canceling the debate on Friday night. Obama and all the people involved with the debate, the University of Mississippi said, hey, we're all going to be here. The only person who's not showing up is going to be John McCain. Well, the thing that is rough for it for somebody like me that's a conservative is it has this feeling like, what, are you afraid to debate? What's the deal? That was my first impression. And how do they not recognize that that's what people are going to think? You know, I mean, and now I don't know what he's, you know, he's saying, well, I want to, I want to focus. Hey, someone open a window. Which, uh, okay. But, uh, you know, listen, that's, I don't know if that's what people are going to be thinking, which is that you don't want that. Well, and my second thought after I thought the whole thing of he's scared to debate is shouldn't a person who's going to be our present be able to multitask? Like, shouldn't you be able to help?
The Wall Street thing, but also show up to a scheduled, you know, appearance. And so. I don't know. The other side says they're going. They're going to be there at the debates. Oh, yeah. Obama. Where is it? What's going on? I don't know about these. University of Mississippi. It's going to be Friday night. Well, it's supposed to be Friday night, tomorrow night. The first presidential debate between these two. Everybody involved with the debate, the University of Mississippi, the moderator, Obama. They said they're all going to be there. The only person who may not be there now is John McCain. Well, McCain was supposed to be on Letterman last night. Well, they tape Letterman at like 530 Eastern. What? Yeah. I know. I know. That sucker's not right. That's the big revelation of the morning for Ross. Is that on TMZ yet? But, you know, McCain, because of this suspension of his campaign and everything, he decides to cancel that and go on Katie Couric to get the word out. And Letterman's mad. And they tell Letterman, the McCain campaign tells Letterman, oh, well, he's rushing to get to the airport, blah, blah, blah. But he's with Katie. Yeah. And, oh, my goodness. It just turned into a mess. Cut one. Welcome to the program, ladies and gentlemen. Maybe you heard the big news. John McCain, Senator John McCain, Republican candidate for president, was supposed to be on the program tonight. Were you aware of that?
But he had to cancel the show because he's suspending his campaign because the economy is exploding. And you know John McCain, he's the running mate of Sarah Palin. You're aware of that? Well, as the night goes on, he just gets angrier. Letterman, he's just getting more grumpy and angry and grumpy and angry. And then, in the midst of all of it, I guess he gets word that... hey, we have McCain live right now. We have a live shot that we can go to of him basically lying and not being where he told you he was going and talking to Katie Couric. Cut eight.
to cut into your time and your generous visit. But when John McCain, and he was nice enough to call me on the phone and said he was racing back to Washington. And our people here were told it's so serious he's getting on a plane immediately and racing back to Washington. And now we've just been told, here, take a look. Do we have it on the thing? This is going live. There he is right there. Doesn't seem to be racing to the airport, does he? This just gets uglier enough here. I'm feeling bad. for the man to have participated in this. I mean, first of all, the road to the White House runs right through me. Let's just punch up Katie Couric's interview. Keith, you can go back to wherever you came from. Let's just see what he has to say here. This will be interesting. I wonder if he'll mention me. Hey, John, I got a question. That, to me, is an example of, oh, man, if you're staying in the truth, John, then
It's OK. Like if you said, hey, listen, we have to cancel. We don't feel good about it, but he's suspending his campaign and we got to get on Katie Couric. We got to get this message out to everybody. Then if Letterman goes on the air and jokes about it, the joke will be, what am I, chopped liver? But instead, instead it turns into, well, A, I'm chopped liver and B, you're a liar face. And here's proof. And it turns into this. Oh, and now it's that's news. Oh, yeah, that's huge news. Like now the whole thing's news. I don't know who's making decisions over there, man. You know, but the only thing that's balancing any of this out is the fact that, you know, Barack's got Biden, who's making plenty of news for him. And we got John McCain making news for himself. Well, you know, it's not a big surprise that bad decisions are coming out of that camp because I don't know if you've heard that Jamie Lynn Spears is McCain's campaign manager. Oh, no, that's a bad idea, a bad idea. They shouldn't do that. Oh, I didn't hear that. Why would they go there? Eddie, she's a bad influence. She's a bad influence. Great. It's not working out.
You guys hear about the David Blaine stuff, too? Oh, yeah. I was watching that. That's pretty crazy. So David Blaine was hung upside down in this big stunt that he was doing. He hung himself upside down in Central Park. For 60 hours, he said. He'd be hanging upside down for 60 hours in Central Park. So what did he do? Why are people upset? Well... It was a very public location, Central Park, so lots of people said, hey, let's go out and give this thing a look-see. I'm not going to wait for the ABC special. I'm going to head on down there and check this out myself. Well, people who went down were surprised to see that about every, because the thing is, is he's hanging upside down for 60 hours. Well, they were surprised that about every hour or so, he was tipped upright. brought onto a platform, hangs out on a platform for like a couple minutes, and then goes back and hangs upside down. And then the next hour, same thing. Continually taking these breaks, turning right side up. And so David Blaine's people issued a statement once video of this started circulating on the internet yesterday. Yeah, because Sky, didn't you say that what his explanation before the whole thing even started, he said every once in a while, he would come right side up.
take a sip of water, but then he'd start hanging upside down again. Like it wasn't supposed to be this break thing and all that. Oh, see, I didn't even hear at all that he was supposed to be tipped up. Not until yesterday when I was actually seeing the video. You know, they were talking about the catheter and this and that. Yeah, yeah, all that. But I had heard that he was going to, every once in a while, I don't remember how often, but he was supposed to like sit upright so he could take a drink of water and then start hanging again. There wasn't anything about, I'm going to go to the bathroom, I'm going to stretch my legs, I'm going to go for a job, I'm going to hit up Starbucks. There wasn't any of that. Yeah, I didn't hear anything about him turning upright. And so his people issued a statement yesterday after this buzz started going on, like basically David Blaine's a cheater, you know. And his people said, hey, there was never any claim that he was going to hang upside down for 60 hours without a break. No one ever said he wasn't going to take a break. Can anybody do that? Right. And they said that, I guess. Okay, wait. He said he was going to stop eating for a whole bunch of days beforehand so that he wouldn't have to go number two. Exactly. Then for number one, he was going to wear a catheter. And from what I was reading this morning, and I don't know, I think a catheter doesn't.
work very well if you're upside down like you actually have to yeah so that's part of the reason yeah gravity so he actually had to come upright to even use the catheter oh boy yeah what's so what's i was wondering because i was watching the special last night and it was like he's in his 59th hour and like he was Upside down, smiling. The kid looked straight. He was like, what's up? Basically, my stunt was that I was very uncomfortable for 60 hours. I'm like, man, this guy's good. It's now become a stunt that somebody can't play video games and watch TV at their house. That's what his stunt was. My stunt was I didn't go to Applebee's on Wednesday nights. I've looked up to tall people before, but never done an interview where someone was hanging upside down. David, how are you feeling right now? Especially want to ask you about your eyes, because on the first day we noticed how painful that was becoming. What I noticed is in the beginning it was so difficult that I didn't think there's any way I could succeed with this one. I actually started to lose hope. But what happened is... Then I took my first break. Yeah.
I was starting to lose hope until the pizza guy got there. Where someone was hanging upside down, David, how are you feeling right now? Especially when I ask you about your eyes because... Let's see. Let's hear this clip. Here he explains how he got the idea. Studying the old vaudevillian acts. The what? I really do. You're not any better than him. Studying the old... Say that. Who does he think he is? He was studying the old Votavillion acts. Studying the old Votavillion acts. Well, what about Votavillion? How about those guys? Weren't they something? Yeah. Isn't that on the menu at Olive Garden? No kidding. I watched these performers that... During their show, they would walk on the ceiling, which I thought was one of the coolest concepts that I've seen. The idea began from there. It started to be as an image. What if somebody could go see the upside down man? Oh, my God. Oh, dude. I have to explain.
Like I watched some of this and I had to turn it off because it was like watching a Spike Lee documentary. Like it was so serious. And they were like, it was shot like a documentary at times where they showed scenes of like poor children just standing. And then him showing them a magic trick. And then I'm like, oh, it's amazing. They're not poor anymore. It was really weird. And so that's this tone. that they were going for. A man that was completely living upside down for a couple of days and nights, which is longer than anybody's ever done it. One of the most famous images in Magic's history is Houdini dangling upside down by his ankles from a straitjacket. I still love that image of somebody dangling upside down. I start to expand on the idea for how it would work for me. I think it's interesting what'll happen. Next January, man. attempt eating walnuts with any kind of a cracking device. You can't do that. Is that safe? That's what everyone's telling me is I won't be able to do it. You're going to lose hope. I might be consulting with nutcrackers. Professional nutcrackers. A billion nutcrackers. One of the most famous images is Houdini cracking a walnut with his butt cheeks. It's amazing. It inspired me.
Yeah, well, I guess. It's a lot of muscles that you have to learn. I've been in training for a month. Check this out. Check this out. You have to make that face when you do it. That's part of it. Oh, gosh. Oh, sorry. Oh, no. Medic. There goes that one. Medic. Yeah, so I guess. It's part of the danger. That's right. I guess during the special last night, they showed tape segments, like Eddie said, of him doing magic tricks for kids and then also doing a daredevil act. He, like, caught a bullet in his mouth or something. Totally real. His friend just threw it to him, though. Yeah, that's how he did it. It was like M&M's. Yeah, and then I guess for the grand finale. Do it again, do it again. I'll catch this one. Off your chin. I guess for the grand finale, they turned him upright, and then he dove off the platform about 44 feet to the ground while attached the harness, and then I guess the harness, like, snapped back, you know, like kind of a bungee jumper, and he disappeared into thin air. Oh, wow. Oh, boy. Wow. That sucks. Very exciting stuff. Wow. Yeah. 570-1053 is our phone number.
Beginning and end of every show, we do open phones. You can call about anything you want to, so I want to hear from you. And text us at 35253. Okay. This is actually McCain making the, I guess, making the announcement about the campaign. Tomorrow morning, I'll suspend my campaign and return to Washington after speaking at the Clinton. I spoke to Senator Obama and informed him of my decision. to join me. And he said no. I'm directing my campaign to work with the Obama campaign and the Commission on Presidential Debates to delay Friday night's debate until we have taken action to address this crisis. I declare war. Against the economy. On the economy? Yes. You're going to bomb Wall Street or what? Yes. Okay. I believe that we should continue to have the debate. I think that it makes sense for us to present ourselves before the American people to talk about the nature of the problems that we're having in our financial system, to talk about how it relates to our global standing in the world, what implications it has for our national security, how it relates to critical questions like the war in Iraq and Afghanistan.
Obviously, if it turns out that we need to be in Washington, we've both got big planes. We've painted our slogans on the sides of them. They can get us from Washington, D.C. to Mississippi fairly quickly. I just don't understand why all of that had to be said from a baby Bjorn that was attached to Joe Biden. We get it. You guys are close. We get it. You guys are close. But he's literally carrying him around in a baby Bjorn. And I'm just like, it's not necessary. You guys, I guess, you know what I mean? It's been a long campaign. You guys tired. My goodness. Wow. I don't like how he's bragging about his big plane. Like, we get it, dude. All right? You're famous. That's part of the problem. Right? We get he's wearing a Zeppelin t-shirt with big mirror-y sunglasses while he's singing. Okay, you're rich. Okay, Cedilla. Let's see. Mikey, please ask the Oracle, what happened to Khalil Green? That's P1, clever name. What happened to Khalil Green, Eddie? Gosh, I don't even remember. He was injured a while back and just never got back on the field. I'll have to look. I don't remember what his injury was, but, I mean, does it really matter? No. It doesn't at this point. Let's see. Hey, Mikey Show.
Good morning. During the 28-hour show, will P1s be allowed in studio to hang out while the show is going on? That's P1 Little Sarah. That is a question that we get every year. And there are always people that win the opportunity to be able to come in and hang out. And we'll do that. At different points, we'll allow people in. And definitely during the movies, we're going to allow some people in that will win tickets to be able to come in. Well, and what's cool this year is we're doing so much more stuff outside, so you don't even really need to come in. Like, everybody just show up, hang out outside, because, like, half the stuff's going to be going down out there anyway. Awesome! Yeah, you know, speaking of that, I was thinking of that, and I'm like, I genuinely was thinking to myself, I think it'd be fun to be out there sometimes, because Jay's building a barbecue pit for P1s. Yeah, s'mores! Cook us some meat. Yeah. Have I had a s'more yet? Ever? Yeah, I know I had said I'd never had a s'more, but I think I finally had one. Did you? Last year, I think I finally had a s'more for the first time in my life. Oh, yeah. I mean, you can't forget having a s'more. You would know. It was, I think I was at some kind of a barbecue. Yes, I did. I just remembered. I just remembered. I just remembered. Oh, my gosh. I had a s'more last year. S'more? S'more? S'more? S'more?
Oh, there's a s'more alert going on, you guys. I had a s'more. Okay. Let's see. Mikey, could you guys work in some more Jerry Seinfeld impressions? It cracks me up every time. That's P1JuicyJ. Actually, Ashley does a pretty good spot on Jerry Seinfeld impressions. Thank you, Mike. I was doing it for my dad over the weekend. He was saying the same thing. Only problem with her impression is that it's so close to the real thing that you kind of almost want her to change it up a little bit so that people at least get that she's doing an impression. What, they think that Jerry's actually here? It's like you're playing a clip of Seinfeld, and then what fun is that? It's radio. People don't actually know that they're not hearing a clip of... You know what I mean? That was actually Ashley. That was not a clip of Jerry Seinfeld. A lot of people are like, dude, did you just play a clip from the Seinfeld show? I love when you guys do that. Make it a regular thing. I remember that episode. I work on it regularly. Good time, Ash. Oh, no, come on.
Eddie, are you saying you can't? Oh, listen to that. I love that humor. Observational humor. Did you hear that? Did you understand that? Did she say something about the juice? What'd she say? What was it? I couldn't hear what she was saying. You speak good, Ashley, then. If you got anything out of that. She said, what's the deal with orange juice if it's made with oranges? Why is it juice? Yes, that is what she said. Yeah, yeah. It's made with oranges. Why is it a juice? See how it's a play on words? It is. See how it's a play on words? Where's the play on words? Where's the play on words? That's Seinfeld, man. You take something we all think about, you know? Yeah, yeah. It's comedy. It is comedy. Yes. I did laugh. Yes. Oh, wow. Wow.
Oh, my goodness. That lady's got a set of rocks on her. I'll tell you what. A set of rocks on her. FYI, Khalil Green had a broken hand. That's why he was on the BL. Broken ham? Hand. Excuse me. I thought he said. Yeah, I'm sure you did. I did. I thought he said he had a broken ham. Yeah, because Khalil Green has a ham. If you have a broken ham. Yeah, that's one of his body parts is a ham. Well, if you have a broken ham, you call the ham-bulance and they come down. And they go, ham! Here comes the ham-bulance. I got them on speed dial. Yes. Hello, ham-bulance, ham-bulance. Come down here, forthwith. P1 Warning is on the line. How you doing, Mikey? Good, man. What's up? I'm doing good. I have a question for Eddie. Good. And how about Castle's in for the Patriots? Do you think they even have a chance of making the playoffs? That's a good question. I'm so glad Rob's not listening right now. I know. It's cool. Rob can't hear. So, Eddie, speak at will. Speak on it. Do they have a chance at making the playoffs? Yes, they do. Will they? No, they won't. I don't think so. I'm sorry to say. Rob is rushing. He's rushing. Let it do a microphone. What is the question? Nope.
Question was... I don't remember. Is this a jerk on the phone? Yes. The question was, is there life on Mars? No, no. Something about the playoffs. What's up? My Patriots sense it was tingling. He wants to know if the Pats will make it to the playoffs with Castle at quarterback. We're hoping. We're going to see what happens. Just don't hassle Matt Castle, man. Leave him alone. Don't hassle Matt Castle. Where did you hear that? Matt Castle. My brother Gabe, me and him have been saying that for the past two weekends every time we're playing football together. Don't hassle Matt Castle. Call Gabe. Well, don't call him right now. He sleeps late. Don't hassle Matt Castle. I want to put on a t-shirt. Well, there was a series of... tries before getting to that one. Don't rassle? Don't rassle Matt Castle. Don't lasso Matt Castle. That doesn't work. That rascal Matt Castle. Don't hassle Matt Castle. We came across that and voila.
Mezzo-y-mezzo. Matt Castle. That's it. Mezzo-y-mezzo. Matt Castle. Well, there's only one problem. Well, there's several problems, actually. Not only do they live with Matt Castle, but they don't have Lawrence Maroney. They don't have Ben Watson. They have several injuries. So they don't have their offense. Yes, and their defense is really old. Really old. Combined age of 700. Million. million. You're correct. They're in big trouble. Wow. Don't count us out. I'm not counting them out. I'll never count them out. Hey, this is a text message from P1 Corman and he just wanted to tell Ashley that David Blaine wasn't smiling last night. Hanging upside down. So it just appeared. It was actually a frown. It was actually a frown. But he was upside down. He was upside down. I know what I saw. It was an illusion. He wasn't smiling. He was hanging upside down. He was frowning. That's why they say turn that frown up. Oh, forget it. Never mind. It's 35253. I know what you were asking. What is the text number, Mikey?
What's the phone number? 570-1053. Give us a call. Today on the show, we're going to do a regular feature that we have called Tough Love with Eddie. That's right. Hi. Also, I'm talking in the office about how my mom had thrown out my personally autographed Steve Young 49er cap. That's brutal. accidentally thrown away or somebody accidentally threw out or somebody threw out where you went, please tell me you didn't throw away that box. Please tell me you didn't donate that box to Goodwill. Please tell me you didn't take that box down to that garage sale down the street and sell it. No. One of those deals. Of course, McCain suspended that campaign. We'll be talking about that. More audio.
David Blaine. Exciting. It's all coming up. Don't go anywhere. Frank Caliendo in the stand-up spotlight. I'm kind of a dork. I always wish I had a cool voice, you know. Sean Connery's got a cool voice. You know that voice he uses all the time? Anybody? He could meet a woman anywhere. A bar, a tavern, a zoo. Pretty much anywhere they serve alcohol. It could be like a petting zoo. It'd be like, nice goat. Even the female animal's like, oh my god. Moo. Did you get the James Bond thing working for him, you know? He could be like, the name's Bond. James Bond. And we're like, oh, yes, it is. And I'd like to bond with you, Mr. Connery. Quick impression, Sean Connery is Austin Powers. Does my ass make you horny, baby? Six days a week. You guys are awesome. Appreciate it, bro. Thank you. I'm a P1 because of my girlfriend, Lynn, who turned me on the station. Now we got you guys on every morning and stuff like that. Home of the P1s and stuff like that. Rock.
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Featuring Mikey. I am insecure about being short and fat and Mexican and bald. I am not a doctor, but I will speak on this. Sky. You know I speak my mind. We all speak our mind on this stupid show. Sean. Boston Rob. That's crazy. That's crazy. We're giving away a cheap angle. And Ashley. I'll go through a roll of toilet paper in a day. The Mikey Show's on. That's true. Rock 105.3. Welcome back. It's 641. Clay Aiken says he's speechless over the support from fans after he publicly announced that he is a gay man. It was official yesterday. Matt Millen is out fired as the Lions team president and general manager. I wonder who the next dude will be. I suppose it can be an upgrade. I mean, talk about a horrendous, horrendous just career as a...
You said yesterday it was like 30-something and 80-something. It was brutal. No playoff appearances. I mean, just one of the worst records I've ever heard. It's awful. Hey, is Buddy Nick still with the Charger organization or did he leave? He left. Where'd he go? He retired. He did? Yeah. Dude. I know. Let me tell you, man. If I was the Lions, I would be calling him to see if he wants to come out of retirement. No question about it. That Buddy Nix, man, he knew what was up. He knew what was up. He was a really smart guy. And he had a very deep accent. He had a very, very, very deep accent. I love talking to Buddy. I asked him one time about, I was asking him about the draft that was coming up. And he said, he knew my name was Mikey. Michael, let me tell you something about young man, about drafting a young man. You got to draft not just for talent and ability. You got a draft for who a player is inside. A player has to be more than just an excellent, on-field, talented specimen. He must also have good character. Yeah. He would always have these, like, down-home southern scenes, too. He said to me one time, I think this is what it was, you can put the hay in the barn, but you can't make the horse eat. Okay, then.
I get it. Well said. That's awesome. Let's see. This one says, hey, Mikey, since the Padres are done, I was wondering if Ashley could say go Cubbies for us in San Diego since there's a lot of San Diego Cub fans here. We're coming for you, B-Rob. That's P1 Pimp Juice. That's one of those teams like the Red Sox where when you go to a Padre game, Cubs. It's probably 80% Cub fans. Good for the Cubbies. I really do want the Cubs to, no offense, win it all this year. It's the 100-year anniversary. It would be nice. That's right. I root for them unless the Sox are there. There you go. In that case, go Cubbies! Can she do a Harry Carey? Have you ever tried Harry Carey? Ash, do you know who Harry Carey is? I've never attempted. Do you know who Harry Carey is? You've heard Harry Carey. He comes on with Carrie Underwood all the time. Yeah.
That may be a new one that you can work on. I can't just jump on all will and all. I have to practice prior to delivering my impression. Ash usually goes over tape. Is that so? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is that the right speed? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, she usually gets tape of the performer and views it multiple times. Are we talking to videotape and she watches it on mute? Cassette. Well, what she told me is that those impressions, you know, they're all in the ear. They're all in the ear. You got to hear them before you can get them. Like, you know, for instance, Paris Hilton. You know, she does a spot on Paris Hilton. Why are you playing into this? Well, because I'm telling you, what you had to do is she had to sit there and spend time. Focus on the tonality, focus on the inflection. Tonality, inflection. That's right. Give us a second of your Paris Hilton. Game up, bitches. There you go. It was almost like we had the Simple Life. That's actually from her promo that's playing on MTV right now. Spot on. So I'm sure a lot of people know exactly where that reference is. A lot of them were fooled right there. Probably not. It's crazy. It's her new catchphrase. So there it is. So dot, dot, dot.
MySpace is launching free access to digital music today. What does that even mean? What does that mean? Okay, so MySpace is getting involved in the whole digital music thing. So basically, if you go on to MySpace and you're a member of MySpace, which is free to become a member. basically you will have access to hundreds of thousands of songs that you can basically, to me, the way I understand it is you can stream these songs. You can't actually like download them and save them. If you want to do that, then they link you to Amazon.com and you can buy a song for like 79 cents. But so right now you can dial up any song, stream it. But while it's streaming, of course, an advertisement is like all over your screen or whatever. And like I said, you can't buy the song or save it. But the cool thing about linking through MySpace to Amazon.com or just maybe going to Amazon.com is with that.
those songs won't contain the protection limits that don't allow you to burn it on CD or put it on multiple devices. It doesn't have that stuff on it, so you can copy the tracks if you buy it through there, whereas if you buy it through iTunes, they have the protection on it. So yeah, so now MySpace, there's music there too. I know that you... You certainly used to be able to go to MySpace with local artists and hear their music and all that kind of stuff. Now I guess you can go to hear anything you want. Yeah, like major label apps. That's kind of cool. I mean, especially if you're sitting there at your computer and you just want to hear a song, but you don't have it. There's no doubt that somebody like P1 Danny. We'll figure out a way to burn it. I was thinking that. All those guys figure out ways around that stuff. Don't people figure that stuff out? I could do it right now. Are you serious? Absolutely. Probably in their minds, they're like, hey, listen, we don't know what people are going to do. That's up to them if they want to do that. We're just going to provide this thing. Sean was walking through the mall.
And he noticed these five teenagers sitting on these benches in the middle of the mall. And what were they wearing, Sean? They were wearing all black from head to toe. And one of them had a hockey mask on. They have anything with them? Yeah, Mike, they had large black duffel bags full of something. Comforting. Yeah, it's a comforting feeling. Gives you a sense of security and safety. At a shopping mall. I felt very safe. Very safe. Especially the hockey mask. I think that's the part that, you know. What's the problem? Without the hockey mask, I wouldn't have felt safe and secure. But luckily I thought, well. Well, your goal is protected. Exactly. The goal is protected no matter what. Yeah, and at first it was kind of like, well, I don't know, maybe the stuff that they have in the duffel bags, maybe it's like hockey equipment, maybe they're coming from a game. And then I realized that the hockey mask quote that the guy had on was a Halloween mask. It wasn't a real, like, it wasn't protective gear at all. So I left the mall and I called the cops. Sure did. What did you say? I told them exactly what I saw and they said they would send an officer out to check it out.
Well, I think that's really responsible. I do, too, because... Here, listen. I kind of believe we're not living in the same time we used to live in. If I saw that, no doubt about it, something's wrong. And you need to at least contact mall security at the least. Because that's creepy, man. You shouldn't be allowed to be walking around like that in the mall. Now, to me... it almost sounds like the kids are going, come on, I dare you. I dare you. I'm minding my own business. I'm not doing anything wrong. Actually, you are doing something wrong. Now, listen, if this were 1994, probably aren't doing anything wrong. But that was before Columbine and it was before 9-11. And now when a bunch of kids come in carrying black duffel bags, dressed in black, wearing hockey masks, yeah, you are doing something wrong. And more than that, Let's say that this turned into a tragedy, okay? And then people might say to themselves, well, nobody, you know, there was tons of people. There wasn't one call logged to anybody. Why didn't anybody call the police? Why didn't anybody say anything? You're telling me that in 2008, people saw kids wearing black. Five of them. Five of them. And nobody, not one citizen. What? Yeah. Yeah, and I was not going to be that guy.
Good for you, man. Did you call 911 or did you call the non-emergency? No, I called 3-1-1. Okay. Actually, he called 4-1-1 and got the number to Cinnabon, which was weird because he checked his call log, which was strange. Fortunately, Cinnabon said they would send someone out to jail. Ice him to death. Everybody won. We were talking about Cinnabon the other day and how there may be magical powers and that stuff. I don't know what's the deal with that Cinnabon. Oh, yeah. There's something real strange. Do you eat it from the middle out or from the outside in? I thought there was only one way to eat. Just asking. I don't know. And what's your way, Mike? Of course the outside. You peel. You peel. And you go in a circle. Yeah. It's like a maze. I've seen people. No, you haven't. I have witnessed this where they have to have that middle first. And go from the middle and pull up. That sounds good. That sounds like you're ruining it to me. You just throw the rest away. They want the goodies. Save the best for last. That's it. You just make middles. Middlebond. Yes. Middlebond. Patent bending. Patent bending. Patent bending. Patent bending. Patent bending. Patent bending. Patent bending. Patent bending. Patent bending. Patent bending. Patent bending. Patent bending. Patent bending. Patent bending. Patent bending. Patent bending. Patent bending. Patent bending. Patent bending. Patent bending. Patent bending. Patent bending. Patent bending. Patent bending. Patent bending. Patent bending. Patent bending. Patent bending. Patent bending. Patent bending. Patent bending. Patent bending. Patent bending. Patent bending. Patent bending. Patent bending. Patent bending. Patent bending. Patent. Patent. Patent. Patent
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We've had success here because of the team concept. And the team concept means basically that everyone is accountable and responsible and that we don't let the other guys down. That's my bad. That was Tom Coughlin. Yeah. Well, listen, he's a tough guy. He is a disciplinarian, as I say. Yeah. Don't mess around. Doesn't mess around. Especially now he's won a ring. Yeah. Now he's convinced. My way works. Yeah, exactly. So it's not going to get any easier for those guys. Well, listen, speaking of a strict disciplinarian, sometimes dealing with it straight and head on is exactly the right way to do it. That is true. You know what I'm saying? I mean, you can dance around it if you want, but I mean, for me, I prefer just to dive right in there and get to the meat of the problem, Mike, and fix it. Take it head on. Thank you, Ashley. That's why it's called. Tough love with Eddie. It's love. Yeah. It's just, you know, it's just a little, it stings. Right. Love should stink sometimes? Absolutely. Okay. Tough love it is. Tough love. I mean, I guess we could call it wimpy love with Eddie, but what's the point? If you do that, all you're going to be doing is placating the person. It's not going to change them at all. Couldn't it just be love with Eddie?
Well, this is. I mean, it is. It's punching the face. It's even more specific. It is the kind of love. Put your desires away for a second, okay? I know you want my love. Try to harness that. Guilty as charged. Our first letter reads, Eddie, I remember you once talked about a nice place in La Jolla to eat, and I'm so fed up with my boyfriend that I will finally go there. What is it? Great view of commercialized landowners, people eating an animal's flesh, rich women taking their kids into an ocean that seals utilize for breeding. Ring any bells? I really don't remember the name of the place, so if you write me back, please tell me because my boyfriend really wants to go. It just bothers me that none of my ideas are appealing.
Like making sandwiches and going hiking and, oh, no, actually having a picnic out in the open. Been begging him to camp at Joshua Tree, and he won't because he says it's, quote, too hot. Can you give him a sack it up speech on tough love, Eddie? His name is Paul, signed P1 Mary. Eddie? Mary Tyler Boer. Oh, wow. That's tough love right there. Yeah, I'll give Paul a sack it up speech. He should put all his stuff in a sack and move to the Middle East where even chicks and burkas are more fun than you. Are you kidding me with this? I mean, you don't want to eat dinner with a view because of all the land, how all the land is commercialized. I mean, first of all, who cares? And I'll take my medium rare, dude.
And by the way, that's Captain and Co, please. There you go. Captain and Co. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. By the way, serious question here. Yeah, why is he with you? Seriously, you must look like Scarlett Johansson's hotter, younger sorority sister. Either that or your dad is richer than, oh, Bill Clinton. He is so rich. You know what I mean? He's wicked rich. I mean, otherwise, why is he putting you up with a chick who basically wants him to be miserable and sleep at Jacob's Ladder or whatever? Joshua Tree. Jacob's Ladder or whatever. Call a bunch of non-leg shavers going poop outside. You know what Joshua Tree is, dude? It's the best U2 album of all time, right? That is correct. That is right. Here, here, here, here. Yeah, where the streets have no names. Look it up. That's good. Look it up. YouTube it. This next letter reads... Oh, that was the advice? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought that was wonderful. This next letter reads, Dear Eddie, I'm hoping you can help me with my husband.
I've only been married a couple of months, and last week we got on the subject of past relationships. Big mistake. Now, it's true, he's only had two serious relationships, and I've only had, well, a bunch. But mine were never serious and never went beyond some innocent smooching. He's freaking out because I said I've had about 30 boyfriends, but again, they were never serious. They were never serious. That makes it worse. Now, last night, he said to me that he can't even stand to look at me right now. Oh, my God. Why is he being this way? What can I do to get him to put this behind us? Sincerely, P1 Brenda from Escondido. Eddie? Dear the Shawskank Redemption.
Tell it like it is. Because you had some fairly innocent and brief relationships with many, many guys. Dirty? Many. There's a term guys use to describe girls like you. You are a lip floozy. Okay. Lip floozy? Some may even go so far as to call you a kiss-a-toot. That means you've kissed more than your fair share, and it's kind of a turn-off. I mean, the reality is no guy wants to know that his wife has shot tonsil hockey goals against half the team. But there are some things we can do to fix this problem. First, take out a toilet brush, dip it in bleach, and use it as a lollipop. Maybe the second thing you can do is make out with a gas-powered Roomba. Gargle with 151. Got to get that taste out. Lastly, engage in a kiss fight with a belt sander. Okay. That's not going to hurt her. That's not a good idea. After the reconstructive surgery, you should be good to go. Don't have to make out with anybody on your way to the park. Sound advice. Making out with a...
Belt sander, Mike. That's what you call sound advice. Very sound advice. Speaking outside the box. I like it. Our last letter reads, Dear Eddie, I'm a freshman at State and have recently moved into a house with a bunch of people. A bunch of people I don't know. Two of them are Asian and cook some crazy stuff. It smells up the entire house. My room is right next to the kitchen, and I get the brunt of it. I know they have the right to cook whatever they want, but it's really gross. Is there any advice you can give me to get them to stop? It's P1 Felicia. Tough one. Eddie? Dear new kids on the walk. Oh, wow. Wow. And I actually went through the same thing, you know, me. And Mikey lived with this dude from Vietnam named Locke. Yes, we did. His name was Locke. And he would cook up human skulls and dead raccoon livers and stuff like that. I mean, it was unreal. I mean, I finally, I'm telling you, I finally had to say to the guy, bro, I know you like to eat rotten elephant dung, but it's killing me.
Wow. Now, he looked at me puzzled, and I knew I had to explain it in another way only another human being could understand. I farted right in his face. That's a weird thing. Hold on here. Weird thing. I said, there. That is what I smell every time you cook your squirrel testicles. Okay. Knock it off. Oh, that's gross. We have Denny's and Burger King here. Okay. You don't need to eat roadkill, bro. Okay? She actually understood. It was peaceful after that. And I have another friend, and to keep her anonymous, we'll call her Fart. I think I know who that is. I don't want to give her away. No, you hold on. That when she cooks, it's like the smell of a Cuban immigrant landing on Miami Beach after being in an air tube that's been floating in the water for two weeks.
It is not pretty. So here's what you want to do. No, he's not talking about you, Ash. Yeah, he's not talking about you. He's not talking about you. Someone in front, not you. We don't know who. Yeah, your name's Ashley. Right. Yeah, so what you want to do, eat a bunch of onion rings and baked beans, and then rip one right in their face. That's filthy. They'll get the hints. They'll get the hints. It's filthy. I say, good eats. Oh, that is not good eats. That is not good. That was uncomfortable. No, that is not good. Kick that, mom. Oh, no. Skye? No, Mike. Can you smell it coming up? It's the sound of healing. You're welcome, Farr. Who's the man? Uh, Mikey? Hello?
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Oh, man, we've got a tough ride in our hands here this morning. The northbound 15 still reeling from an earlier accident, now clear up into the Miramar area. So now you've got the back up out of City Heights still, approaching El Cone Boulevard. And that stays a struggle up to Ralph Friars Road in Murphy Canyon. Let's you go for a stretch. It slows again, though, just past Clermont-Mesa Boulevard. From there, it continues slow up to the scene of the earlier crash just before Miramar Road. That, in turn, is affecting westbound 8, trying to get onto that 15. That's backing up on the ramp there. The westbound 52 started to back up as well. Now it's catching up with commute traffic out of Santee. So that's getting to be a tough one up the hill out of Santee all the way to the 15. South 15 coming out of Escondido. You've got the usual commute stuff here as well, but it's pretty tough on the 78th of your Rancho Parkway. Slows again through Carmel Mountain Ranch into Poway. Coaster was looking good, though, on the southbound 5. That's a clear shot down the north county out of the way to the border. Both 5805 northbound, though. Very tough out of Chula Vista in the national city now on both these freeways. 805 continues slow all the way up over to Murray Ridge. Then again, out of Kearney Mesa, over to 52. I'm Rick Lawrence on Rock 105.3. From the Cricket Wireless Studios, this is the home. You guys are freaking awesome. I love you. That's awesome, dude. K-I-O-C. San Diego's Rock 5.3. Back to the Mikey Show. Featuring Mikey. I try not to do dangerous things. You guys know me. I'm the most practical person. Sky. Well, I enjoy spicy food. Sean. I'm always one who...
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Simon, not when it was back then. Something about Simon Cowell. Is that what he said? I thought it was Simon Cowell, but I wasn't sure. Great voice. What great music. If only we didn't know what was being said. I'm sitting in India. It's always like, dude, I don't, you know, come on. You've got to have something a little tougher. You're a rock star, bro. You should have something meaningful to say. Yeah, something more has got to be in there than quesadillas, you know? It is not the easiest thing to rhyme arcade. That's all I'm saying. You know where he's going with that? It's the only part I like. Is that a reference to Steeler's Wheel stuck in the middle with you? I think he said steering wheel. Because he's talking about singing in the car. A reference to Steeler's Wheel would have actually been cool. I would have been down with that. You know what I'm saying?
He's just naming things inside of a car. An ashtray didn't climb. Not only that, I don't believe it. I don't believe you almost did. I mean, if you did, bro, then we got bigger issues. Eddie is now showing us what it's like to nearly miss. Uh-oh. Depth perception. Great melodies. Great music. Incredible voice. Lyrics. I don't know. I don't know about that. If Shauna, our program director, turned her radio on at any time during that and didn't know what was going on, there must have been a sense of fear going on. She'd be like Yosemite Sam. For real. Yeah, she'd have plenty of them. Mikey, during the 28-hour show, will B-Rob and Eddie compete to hang upside down longer with a catheter?
Rob, you win. What? Let's see. Mikey, are you excited about the premiere of The Office tonight? This is back tonight on NBC after an all-new B-Rob. Pitching idea B-Rob to NBC. Oh, I like it. Just to see what they say. So you want to know what tonight's episode's about? Yeah, what is it? It's about an hour, you just said. About an hour. Well, of course, we'll get caught up on what's going on with Jim and Pam, with Jim's almost proposal. What is that almost proposal? Well, he almost proposed, but then Andy stole his thunder and proposed to Angela. He paid for the fireworks. Yeah, remember? Of course. Yeah. Oh, you. He's out.
Yeah, and then so we'll also learn what's going on with Andy and Angela. And so the theme for the night is weight loss. I guess Dunder Mifflin starts a weight loss initiative to get their employees more healthy. Kevin's going to love that. And their branch, you know, mainly Michael, becomes obsessed with diet and weight. And so we'll get to see all that. Did my wife. Write You Sky asking for what she should be watching because I know sometimes she wants to know from you. Oh, yeah. We've done that like the past four years where I give her my lineup. No, we haven't talked about it yet. Is there other new stuff coming out? Survivor debuts tonight. Tonight? Yeah. Survivor Gabon. Gabon. Survivor what? Gabon. Gabon. What is Gabon? Gabon. Gabon. It's a country in West Central Africa, Mike. Oh, wow. And this season is going to be the first season in HD. of Survivor. Oh, I heard that. So that's going to be cool. Amazing Race starts on Sunday. What else starts tonight? Tonight, well, on NBC, we got My Name is Earl in the office. CBS has Survivor. And on ABC, we have Ugly Betty and the premiere of Grey's Anatomy. Yeah! Yeah, so lots of cool stuff on tonight. Remember LaDainian Tomlinson came on the air? He said he's into that Grey's Anatomy.
Yeah, 21 will be watching that tonight. Can you believe that? He's got a wife. What can you do? Yeah, what are you going to do? My wife, same thing. She loves that Grey's Anatomy. It's a great show. Isn't it really unrealistic, though, Eddie? Isn't that the deal? I have seriously never watched one episode. I can't do it. It's so cutesy. They got their little catchphrases. On the front of the USA Today Life section, they do a review of tonight's Grey's Anatomy episode, Three and a half out of four stars saying the headline is drama cures itself with a wink to fans. There you go, Ash. I'm intrigued. This text message says new kids on the walk. Dude, I spit cinnamon toast crunch all over my sociology homework. I'll probably get an F, but this was well worth it. That's P1 Raider Nate. Awesome. Let's see. Mikey, if we wanted Sky's easygoing opinion, it would be called Tough Love with Sky. What would Tough Love with Sky sound like? I would love to hear that. Didn't we do that like three years ago? Easygoing love with Sky. Yeah, we gave it a try once and for some reason people weren't very receptive to it. It doesn't have the same impact when it's...
When it's sort of sweet and nice. Yeah, sugarcoat it with Skye. That's right. It's my segment. So last night, what Ashley did was decided that she wanted to, you know, eat nonfat. And so what she did, she got some organic sour cream. She got some nonfat refried beans. She made some homemade nachos with the hot sauce that a P1 gave us. She also had some, you know, real good low fat. shredded cheese, sliced up a very healthy avocado. Good fat. Avocados good fat. And she had that, and she said, oh, man, was that delicious. Delicious. And then she jumped on, and she did a little email, some computer stuff, and then she was still hungry, so she said, you know what? Why don't I just order my favorite pizza? So she did, and she also got some cheese bread to go with it, and some Cinnestix. Did I mention the Cinnestix? Since I got you on the phone, why don't you bring me one of them two-liter Diet Cokes with you, too? Well, what's the point of that? I'm saying Diet Coke. And a cherry's jubilee, and that's it. And that's it. Mommy's watching her wait. Diet Coke. Oh, my God. Ashley, where do you put it all, ladies? You don't understand. I was so sick.
Yeah, and she said to her, she said, listen. Really? She said clearly she knew that she overate, and that's what I was making her feel about. So she said. Big time. She says, I just, I laid down and took a nap hoping that would fix it. Oh, good. When you eat too much, that's what you should always do, right, Rob? You should immediately go to sleep. Yeah, nothing speeds up your metabolism like a good nap. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what really gets the old engine going. Yeah, you got to call it a power nap. That's right. My naps are going to slow you down and make you fat. Power nap. The calories just melt away. Yeah, sleep them away. Yeah, well, put your running shoes on before you nap. Get dressed like you're going to the gym. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Stretch. Yes. No, that's too much work. That's true. We'll stretch in your mind. That's right. Stretch your stomach. I could have stopped burping. I was so... I was really bad indigestion. Thanks, fart. Yuck. It was awful. Really bad. Yeah, sure. We could do that. Will you put it up, fart? Imagine what that must have been like. It was awful, Mike. So, yeah, this P1 gave us a whole bunch of hot sauce, right?
And along with the hot sauce, he gave us like all of these really hot peppers, these habaneros. Well, Rob asked yesterday. He held them up and he was like, hey, do you guys think these are habaneros? And I go, yeah, they are. They're just different color. You did say that? I did. Oh, I totally wasn't listening to answers. I apologize. Rob's more in the asking business. Yeah. Wednesdays is about all questions, no answers. Yes, yes, yes. Thursday he gets the answers. Yes, yes. Hopefully it's not a question about Wednesday night. Right. It could be bad, but last night he was making dinner. Yeah. And he started cutting up those habaneros for dinner. And then what he decided was he was going to... He was just going to taste one, you know, just to see, well, how hot is this? I can explain this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go ahead. Because what we got were like purple ones, red ones. Orange. Orange and yellow. So last night I was making sausage and peppers and I wanted, I mean sausage and onions and I wanted some peppers in there. And I didn't remember if they were habaneros or not. I just thought they were like little peppers.
You mean like when you go to a deli and you say, yeah, I'll take the number 32, you know, the sausage and pepper sandwich. That's what you thought those might be? Aren't those bell peppers? I thought they were like mini ones. And I even asked my fiance, do you need bell peppers? And I guess she told me the same thing. She was like, they're habaneros. Don't you remember yesterday on 105.3? It was the Mikey show. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's on in the morning. FM dial. P1's name is P1 Habanero. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The guy that brought it. That was his name? Yeah. I thought it was P1 Mini Bell Pepper. So I wanted a lot of color, you know? Yeah. So I took one of each. I've been there, Rob. I've been there. One of me. Shut up. Wow. One in particular. Know what I mean? Roman. Because he is black. All right. Yes, I do. I love black. Seconds, please. Anyone up for a Jefferson's Marathon? What do you guys think? Okay, guys. Welcome to the 28-hour show meeting. Here are my ideas. Jefferson's Marathon. What do you think? What else I was thinking of Burn Time? Roots, the miniseries.
long show. Perhaps it could be one of the movies. And then, what if we had a Globetrotter look-alike contest? What do you think? A Globetrotter look-alike contest. So what'd you do? You cut these suckers up? So I did the red one, I did the yellow one, I did the orange one, and then I got to the purple one. Oh my god. And my fiance's like... What are you doing with all that? And I go, I'm just going to throw them in with the onions. Oh, my gosh, dude. You would have killed yourself. Dude, habaneros, it's the hottest pepper. It's the Scotch Bonnet. Another name for the habanero is the Scotch Bonnet. It's the hottest pepper there is. Yeah, we looked it up last night after I made this stupid mistake. And this gave me, it brought me right back to that day. I poured all the bleach in the bucket. And then I went to pour the ammonia and everyone yelled at me. And I was like, what? I'm making super cleaner. I've done it before. Super cleaner is more commonly known by its regular name, a gas bomb. Cyanide. That's its more common name. When it gets those floors super clean. Super white. Deadly white. You wouldn't want the corner to come into a dirty place, would you?
And usually when you're cutting stuff like that, your hands get real hot and spicy, but nothing was getting hot. So I go, maybe I'll just try a little bit. Your hands get hot and spicy. What does he say? I don't know. What is it, Eddie? What does that mean? You don't eat with your hands? You guys never get that? You're cutting up a jalapeno or habanero or something? And, like, I rub my forehead, and my forehead just, like, started sweating. Well, yeah, you're not supposed to touch your face. I didn't know they were habaneros all along. Yeah, I had to go number one, dude. It was terrible. So I tried the littlest, littlest sliver after she told me that, and it set me on fire. So I got them all sliced up in the fridge now, but I would have killed myself. They will stay forever. Oh, no. They will stay there forever. I want to make my own atomic hot sauce. Dude, that's what they make, atomic hot sauce. They make them with those peppers, man. That habanero is the hottest stuff there is. Telling you. Or a hot jelly. Yeah. Ooh, go with that. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I've made jalapeno jelly before. Yeah, there you go. This text message says, that was the best tough love I have ever heard. Wow. People at the office looked at me weird because I was laughing so hard at work. Just wanted to say thanks to all of you and thanks to you, fart. That's P1JJ. Hey, Mikey, B-Rob needs to give Chad Kroger some songwriting classes. That's P1 Welder Boy. There you go.
Mikey, will there be any Eddie and B-Rob challenge during the 28-hour show? Can't wait to tailgate. Love the show. That's Go Sox P1 Leonidas. Yeah. Well, I guess you're just going to have to wait and find out. Our text number is 35253. Our phone number is 5701053. What is this? This is good. Pepper. This is pepper? Pepper. Pepper. 35253 is the text. 5701053 is the number. Got an interesting email I'm going to read for you next. Don't go away. What's a P1? P1 is someone that turns down their radio, they get to the point, they don't cuss, and they listen to The Mikey Show exclusively. That is correct. The P1 Army. The Mikey Show. Air pressure. So many things can go wrong with your car. That's why Pet Boys invented one place that can make them all right.
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And are now tied for the wild card lead with the Brewers. Eddie, did you ever get to get into your Star Wars game? Yes. You finally did. Yeah, I played for an hour and a half yesterday. Wow. Are you doing good at it? I don't know. I don't know what's good or not. It's a really different kind of game as far as levels and things like that. I don't know where I'm at, really, in terms of the games. I always get really tempted to go on the interweb. Yeah, and web it up. And YouTube it and find out the secret cheat codes and all that stuff to make myself invincible. But then I feel guilty and I'm like, ah, that's not fair gameplay. And then I don't. But I want to really bad. I just have such respect for people that can play video games since I cannot play video games. I can't last longer than like 30 seconds, you know, and I die. I don't know what I'm doing. And Eddie's good at it. Sean's really good at it. Rob, are you any good at it? Yeah, dude. Remember I beat Eddie in Madden. Oh, look at that. He's so wanted to get Madden. Anybody forget? Such an anomaly. That's right. Well, I think that it is time for me to figure out how to do good at video games. You know, a friend of mine.
sent me an email, and he said that you can, like, if your PS3 is connected to the interweb and you can buffer up a WW, JPEGs and that, and the like, that if you can do that, he said that you can, like, download free sample of the game, and it lets you play. Like, it doesn't let you play the full version of the game. But you can download enough of Madden 09 to be able to play like for free. I know you can do that. I knew there were certain games you can do that with, like Bourne, that Bourne game. They were doing that and a couple other ones. But I mean, I didn't know you could do that with all games. Speaking of games, I need someone to tell me how I feel about the movie Max Payne. Not you, Rob. Look at that smile on his face. Look at that giant smile on his face. I need Eddie to tell me. And no way, Sean, it gets to. To Sean at Citizen Kane. It looks, I'm sure, like the greatest movie ever created. Sean, please. You'll have your time. But you feel that it looks terrible. I feel it looks ridiculous. It looks ridiculous. Let me tell you about the game. The game is really cool. I finished Max Payne a long time ago.
It's a story of a former cop whose family is like all killed and his like vigilante is trying to find who killed them. It's a really cool game. This movie, it looks ridiculous. Like, holy cow. Really bad. Sean instantly offended by that. I mean, like Marky Mark doesn't even talk in the trailer. Like, it just looks weird. I think he wants to go by Mark Wahlberg now, but I love when he's still referred to as Marky Mark. I love it. It is Mark Wahlberg now, but he looks great in it. Marky Mark. You like that trailer, Rob? Yeah, dude. Yeah, dude. How do you not? It's like at. That looks goofy, dude. This guy who is all excited about Lady in the Water doesn't want to see Max Payne. You've never seen one M. Night Shyamalan movie. And I won't. Not one. What's Happening? Remember that? The Happening. That wasn't very good. The Happening. But all his other movies are fantastic. Not What's Happening. What's Happening? Starring rerun. Remember how excited you were about that?
Eddie, was it bad? Was What's Happening bad? It's The Happening. The Happening was terrible. It was terrible. But, I mean, the other M. Night movies are fantastic. Sixth Sense, really? Max Payne's never seen Sixth Sense, by the way. He's never seen one of the biggest movies of all time. That's weird. Having never seen Sixth Sense, bro, it's good. When would I ever see it? I mean, I guess when you're home. No, I would never rent. When's the last time a Sixth Sense marathon was on TV? Right? They show it back to back over and over. We'll watch the trailer later. I'll convince you. I've already seen it. No, you haven't seen it with me, though. What does that matter? Because. I'll go like this. Whoa. Oh. That would make a difference. Sean, does that look like the greatest? Mike. Here we go. Yeah. It looks so phenomenal. First of all, the special effects are. That's what. He always says that. Like, he always says that. I am not kidding.
Okay. It doesn't matter what... Is that not something to comment on? I'm telling you, it could be like a TV show with like low-grade special effects. And Sean is like, the special effects. No, that's not true. Although there are some shows like Stargate Atlantis that do a very good job of special effects on television. First of all, the movie looks epic. Epic. Epic in scope. Epic in its content. Epic in special effects. I mean, this is going to be a show that will not only have a very large cult following for many years to come, but it will be an instant overnight success. It will be a box office smash. I guarantee it. You have to see this movie. Guarantee it. I'm sucked in. Unbelievable. I don't think I'll make 12 bucks. You're high, dude. Are you high? Maybe a little. Oh, okay. Well, then Sean's right. Check out this email. Tell me what you think of this one. Hey, Mikey, after hearing your guys' topic yesterday about not allowing kids into restaurants, I had to write and ask your opinion on a similar subject. We got invited to a party last weekend where the invited stated no kids.
You know where the invite stated no kids? We all have seen it. Whether it's an evite on the interwebs or whether we send out physical invitations, we've seen it where it says no kids. So this one said no kids. That's fine. We got a sitter for our kids. No big deal. Then to our surprise, we arrive at the party and the host had their two kids running around. What? Weird. I was shocked. I don't understand telling everyone to not bring children, but then you have kids running around. Well, it should have read nobody else's children. Yeah. Oh, there it is. It says, I didn't ask why, but it bothered me all night. Did they just want their kids to be the center of attention? What do you guys think? That's P1 Shannon. Okay, here's what I think it was about. Everybody knows kids, when they're all running around, are annoying. We know this. We know when kids are running around.
And they're yelling and screaming and knocking things over and screaming and laughing and grabbing napkins and putting their hands in your food. When there's a whole bunch of them, it's really annoying. And I think what they were doing, not that this is right, but they didn't want to deal with it. They were like, yeah, we don't want kids. I mean, ours are fine, but we don't want kids. We know how to control our own kids, but we don't want everybody's kids over here. We won't be able to have fun as adults. Yeah. You can't do that. Yeah. I say if you're going to have a party and it's not going to be any kids, just don't have any kids. Don't bring, you know, Rebecca and I, we find a sitter. We say they got to go over to Grammy's house or Nana and Papa's house. And we got to have, you know, so otherwise, yeah, you'll have that. People going, what is this all about? Anarchy. Anarchy. Total anarchy. 570-1053. You got an opinion? 570-1053. Texas, 35253. These are the people we're going to hear from. We're going to hear from two different people. Dude, happened to me. That sucks. Or, what's the problem here? What are you guys freaking out about? What is the problem? Sean, how do you say no kids then have kids? Well, first of all, they've got control over their kids. Okay?
But isn't there an inequality present? I'm sorry? Isn't there some sort of inequality that's present here? No, I don't think so. I don't think so. It's their home, right? They can... Aren't you sending mixed messages? Well, I think the only message that you're sending is don't bring your kids. They're not welcome. If your kids suck, my kids are awesome. No, that's not it. I mean, if you're going to be overly sensitive, you know, and, you know, put in your pacifier and go, I can't bring my kid. Now, this is coming from a man. I mean, are we adults here? I have a question. I have a question. Kids are there. It's their home. What do you want? I have a question, sir. Sir. My question to you is, since you hate kids and we know it, if you get an invitation in the mail that says no kids, are you or are you not thrilled? I'm thrilled. So when you get there and there is, in fact, kids, aren't you irritated?
A little bit. Oh. And Mike, you know, if I see an invitation that says no kids, I'm assuming this is going to be all adults. Yeah. So I show up in my coconut bra on my grass skirt. We're going to have a great party time. Just adults. Right. Absolutely. Oh, I'm already wasted. Yeah. And then there's children running around now. Don't I feel like the ass? Well, then you have to cancel the strippers. And it's a mess. It's a mess. You got to take all that stuff off. Yeah. And then you're left in a towel, which looks ridiculous. I'm embarrassed. I think we all are. He's embarrassed, you know. There goes my buzz. That's right. You know, I might be a little bit irritated, but it is their prerogative to do that. Yeah. Oh, come on. Yeah. I'm just saying. P1 Rob's on the line. Yo, bro, I've done the same thing. I've had parties with my own kids there and told everybody else not to bring their kids. Now, what's up? Tell me. Talk to me. What's it about? One thing, my kids know how to behave in my own house. Oh, no. I don't want some neighbor's kid taking the balls from my pool table or rolling them across the ground, you know? My kids don't have to do that. Now, don't you realize that if you do that, you're basically saying to your friends, your kids aren't good enough. Mine are. But my kids, I can send to the room.
You know, and they'll be out my hair for the rest of the night. Let me ask the question again. Aren't you saying to your friends and family, your kids aren't good enough, but mine are? Yes. No. He says, yeah, listen, I am, okay? What's the big what? Exactly. Now, has anybody ever called you on it? No, no, no, no. No one has ever said to you, hey, I can't believe you said that, and then you got your kids. Now, up until this moment when we did, you know, when I read this email and we're doing this topic right now, up until this moment, did you ever, did you know that there may be people that had a problem with it, or are you just finding that out now, or talk to me? I'm finding it out now. Well, most of my friends have kids, so they understand they don't want a bunch of brats around anyway. Wait, wait, wait. I'm going to ask you again. When I brought this topic up, did you know that you were upsetting these people? Or are you kind of just, it's news to you right now. You're just finding out that this may have upset someone.
Actually, I am just fine. I didn't know there was that many crazy people out there that get upset about it. I think that makes it a little bit better for this P1 Rob because he didn't really realize that he was doing something really whacked out. Well, no, no, no, no. He didn't realize that he was doing something that sets crazy people. Ah, yes. It's not him. Ah, yes. Crazy people. Yes. Well, Rob, I appreciate your honesty. No problem. Thank you, Mikey. Thank you. And don't invite people and say no kids when you got kids. Yeah, thank you. That's a bad idea. P1 Grace. Grace, you there? Grace. Grace. What's going on, Grace? Hi, I was calling about, you know, my perspective on the invitation with no kids. Me, myself, if we have an event that we say no kids, we will get a babysitter for our kids also. But there have also been times where I've asked my husband, is it wrong to have our kids here? Point being that because when other people bring their kids, I've had this tons of times where their kids are then playing with my kids' toys, everybody leaves, and I'm left to clean up the mess. Or my kids' toys get broken, or, you know, I mean, there's different circumstances that way. And it is true that when you have your own kids, you can deal with your own kids. You can send your kids to the room. Discipline them. And you have the issue where when other people bring their kids, they don't...
As a party invitee, if I see on the invite no children allowed, I'm going to your party expecting to see no children at the party. So that is a weird... It's false advertising. It is false advertising, and I don't appreciate it. I want my cover charge back. I'm bringing my bottle of wine home. A whole other topic. In my case, if I say no kids, I will get a babysitter from my kids because usually when it says no kids, you intend... It means no kids, right? Yeah. Right. And so I will get, you know, get a babysitter from my kids and they won't be here. You're a good person. And I can get other people's perspective when sometimes it's just easier to have your own kids and you don't want other people to bring their kids. That's all I'm saying. So I do understand if it was that kind of a circumstance. Yeah, but I think it's easier for the people you're inviting to bring their kids and to not have to get a babysitter. So if we're just doing what's easiest for everybody, then... Well, not only that, but if you ever get an invitation that says no kids allowed and you show up and their kids are there, let there not be any confusion. You have no control over your kids and we know it. Your kids are monsters.
Yeah. It'd be like going to a party and it's saying this is a no alcohol party. Right. And then you get there and the host of the party's chugging a beer. Yeah. And you're like, well, wait a second, dude. Yeah. It's pretty inconvenient, but. Sean. You gotta. Yeah. But you gotta do what you gotta do. P1 Sarah. Sarah, you there? Oh, man. I thought I heard screaming kids in the background. Something bad just happened. Uh-oh. Something crazy. The phone lines are blowing up. 570-1053. Text us, 35253. Quick timeout. We'll come back with your calls, your text messages. 570-1053. Our text, 35253. Great show, everybody. Great show. At Robbins Brothers, we're all about finding you that one perfect ring. So.
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That's ridiculous. Oh, my boyfriend loves him. Does he really? But he also loves McCain. I don't know that he necessarily loves McCain, but he's super duper Republican. He tries to talk me into being Republican. Is it working? I'm keeping an open mind. That's good. It's all very interesting to me. Sky, did you get your, what do you call it? St. Andrew's Filet. Well said. What do they call it, though? Victoria's Filet? Is that what you're trying to ask me? St. Andrew's Filet? Old St. Nick's. Old St. Toot. Old St. Toot. Okay. I think it's that after feed. All right. Did you get the Old St. Toots after you had the Old St. Nick Filet?
It's called the Victorious Play and unfortunately did not get to go to Outback. It was. I was really looking forward to it. We were looking forward to it. That's right. Everything was behind schedule yesterday. Oh no. I had a busy day. I know what this means. There was a lot going on. When she says we... What's up? What does it mean? Who? Was it you? She probably got tired because you were at the vet. Right. And didn't want to go to Outback. And you guys stayed home and ate grilled cheese. We did not stay home, Eddie. We had oatmeal. Oatmeal is a delicious dinner, by the way. Stop that. She has it regularly. Oh, yeah, regularly. Are you serious? Yes, it does. Yeah, the husband always suggests that he will make, you know, some concoction. I say, let's have oatmeal, sometimes with toast. For dinner, that's fun. Yeah, it's yummy. That would be so upsetting to me, having oatmeal for dinner would upset me. I prefer it. It's like a joke. I prefer it.
I prefer having a larger lunch and then a little small dinner. Oh, yeah, but oatmeal's not dinner. It's breakfast. Who said? America? Yes. Citizens? Yes. Quaker? No, we were running a bit behind schedule. It all started yesterday when here at work I realized I had not... nailed down an anniversary card yet. You hadn't nailed down. How dare you use that word. She hadn't nailed down. She had gone and gotten her poor husband an anniversary. I know, you forget the birthday. It's okay, it's okay. If he did the same thing, it would be alright. It would be okay. That's funny you say that because I was more than happy to receive his card, which he printed off the computer. Ah, let the romance be. So you haven't lost it after all these years. Sexy. Yeah. So, you know, we had a lot of romantic business to do yesterday, like returning the rental car, picking up our car from the body shop, taking the cat to the vet, swinging by the grocery store. I mean, a woman of getting a negligee.
So by the time it came, dinner time. Rose petals somewhere? Yeah. Was it rose petals leading to the vet? Leading to the vet. Didn't we have it all? There it is. Oh, that is so gorgeous. We've been happy together. Just beautiful. Just gorgeous. Didn't we have it all? Thank you. That is so pretty. Tonight we spread together. Oh, yeah. One of our P1s right there, ladies and gentlemen. Just gorgeous. Let's hear it one more time. So by the time we got home and, you know, got settled in, it was time for dinner. We discussed making the drive to Outback. You know, it's a little bit of a trek. You know, we go to the one in Poway, which, you know, living in Escondido. All that way, huh? Yeah. The boo didn't want to sit in traffic. Good 10 minutes with no traffic. Yeah, the boo was very concerned about traffic. They go at like 4 for the early bird special. But see, this time it was like 4.30.
And the boo was like, yeah, the boo was like, there's going to be a wave. At 4.30? Well, by the time we get there at 5. On a Wednesday? At 5, by 5. There won't be a wait at 5. There won't be a wait on a Wednesday night at 5. Whenever we go there, we get there, like Eddie said, at 4, and when we leave, there's a wait. Yeah, hi, guys. We're looking at about an hour and a half right now. It is Wednesday at 5. You know what? Will they come back tomorrow? Yeah, you know what? Tomorrow, it's probably going to be about a two-hour wait if you get here at 4. Wow. Unless you're here by 4. Yeah, thank you. I could probably give you a little buzzer now, and by the time tomorrow comes, it'll be real. So we just decided instead to go to the little diner around the corner from our house and have our romantic dinner there. Toast and oats. We toasted with our glass of water and glass of iced tea and plastic cups. Who's we? Me and the boo. Who made the toast? Well, I made the toast. It's been established that he's only responsible for my birthday toast and I cover all the other holidays. What did he say? What did I say? Yeah.
Can you try to remember and recreate as much as you... Sean, do you have the twinkling of glasses, please? So we can get a real toast going on here at this diner last night. Oh, definitely. Greasy spoon is a great call on that. There we go. Well, I mean, they were plastic, so they wouldn't make any noise. Just imagine. It screams romance. Yeah. I love it. They did have a wedge of lemon, if that makes it more romantic. I'll lean up the dose. Okay, good, good. It did help. Strangely, we're all excited. No, I'm in. So it was a beautiful evening of romance. Well. What did you say? We're not going to let you out of it. What did you say? What did the toast have? Something to the effect of, well, you know, today didn't quite go. Here we are again, Mike. Another year. Something to the effect of, well, today didn't go quite as planned.
But I'm thankful to be spending my life with you, and eight years of marriage is something to be proud of. You're a staminous lover. Oh, wow. That is true, but I didn't say it. It's a fact. It is a fact, but let's not mention. You're large and in charge. Another fact, but not said, but not mentioned. Couldn't we have it all? Could have been... You have something I like to call 501 power. Oh, yes. Power in the jeans is what I like to call it. You're the mayor of Zippertown. That's right. You're the zipper burglar. And then just, you know, happy anniversary. I love you. Here's to swimming with bow-legged women. That would have been appropriate. That was not said. It was a lovely, lovely day. That's fantastic. No, wait a minute. I think I have a song. We're old. I have a song for you guys. We're not old. You're 30. What do you want from us?
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How old are you? How do you get instigator from Encinitas? You just kind of don't listen. It's a Mikey show at 8.30. John McCain announced yesterday that he's suspending his campaign to help with the Wall Street bailout. Obama says he's still showing up to Friday's debate. Bills wide receiver Roscoe Parrish is out for four to six weeks after having surgery on his thumb. You've probably heard me mention before that when I was in high school, I used to go watch this radio talk show. And it was a guy named Alex Bennett in San Francisco. And he had a live studio audience every morning, and I would go in there, and I would hang out.
I was in there in 1988 or 89. It was probably 88. And there was a guy in there that was very unknown. He was a guest on the radio show that day. And he was a new player that was playing for the San Francisco 49ers. But he wasn't really playing. He was a backup. But I didn't care. I was excited to meet anybody that played professional sports. And I happened to be wearing a 49er baseball cap. And so I had him sign it. His name was Steve Young. Oh, my. The Steve Young? The Steve Young. Hall of Famer. That's right. Hall of Famer Steve Young. And, well, everybody knows what happened with Steve Young after that. A guy, you know, went on to win a Super Bowl and take the monkey off his back. It was great, right? But he just did it. And so obviously I felt that this hat had some value to it. You know what I mean? It does. You know? And I remember that it wasn't something that you, if you so wanted to put it on the market, you could because he didn't sign it. To me, he just put Steve Young number eight. And so I asked my mom, you know, hey, where's that hat?
Remember that hat, the Steve Young hat? And she said, what did it look like? Never a good sign. Never a good sign when she says, what did it look like? Was it a sombrero? Yeah, was it shaped like a sombrero? Describe this hat. Did it look like a stick of dynamite or was it more like a cell phone? Was it a top hat? Did it have plastic fruit glue? Yeah, I don't understand. In the shape of a taco. Yeah. And I said, well, it's crimson. That's the color. It's crimson. Well said. Some gold. Yeah, that's right. It's crimson and gold. And she said, oh, and you wrote on the bottom of it. No. And I said, no, I didn't. But Steve Young did. She goes, who's that? And she said, oh, oh, I threw that out. She said it was so ratty. Oh, my gosh. I will never forget that word. Sting still. It was ratty. Don't say that again. Hurts. We're already getting text messages. Mikey, I gave my guitar away when I was drunk. That's P1 Aaron.
What have you given away or what's the most valuable thing that you've thrown out? Either on mistake or something happened. Mike, in all the moves that I've done, when I was growing up, I was a huge Larry Bird fan. One of the biggest Larry Bird fans. I know of, you know. And that was in Massachusetts, man. And I was just obsessed with him, you know. And I was always trying to meet him. And I got real close one night. Me and my mom stayed after a Celtics game. Got real close to meeting him. And he rolled up his window and said, no more autographs. So my aunt knew that, you know, I was a real big fan of his aunt. My aunt. For us in California, that's his aunt. Ashley was like, oh, I get it now. Her friend owned a memorabilia shop. He went out and through his ways got this huge framed picture of Larry Bird when he was guarding Magic Johnson and got it autographed by both for me. So, I mean, this thing. Yeah, dude. If you could imagine. That's awesome. I'd like to take a look at that. I'd love to see it. Can you bring it in? Oh, don't. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Be gentle. Be gentle. Be gentle. Keep it in your safe.
No, now you're making me depressed. Where do you keep it? I don't know because it got trashed. What? Someone threw it away. How can that? Well, I moved out here and when my dad passed away, I had all of my stuff back at my dad's house. I can't say all of it, but like all my basketball cards, all my baseball cards. No. And that picture was with it. And, I mean, this was prized, dude. I mean, not only Larry Bird's autograph, but Magic Johnson's autograph. And, like, that was one of the greatest things. I remember when I got that. I must have been, like, 10 or 11. And it... made my life better. It just improved me as a person. I slept with it for a couple nights. Your personality made you funnier. Yeah, it did. It just made me a better kid. It didn't make you a little bit taller. It did not do that. You just can't win them all. Au contraire, mon frere. But when I would stand on it, I would... Yes, when he would stand on it.
Go ahead. My family, one of my family members just didn't even look at it, I guess, and just trashed it. Really? Never get that back. Thank you. We are getting some text messages. Mikey, my dad sold my Super Nintendo on a garage sale for five bucks without consulting me first. Oh, my. It's P1 Hefe. Let's see. I'm sure there's a way around this. He says, Mikey, I accidentally threw away a check for my car that I sold. It's $10,000. Now, the problem with that is that they're usually like cashier's checks, right? Or can you get those back? Well, cashier's checks like money. Yeah, so that's like cash. That's like throwing cash in the garbage. If it's a personal check, you could probably get it canceled, all that stuff. Because usually... If it's a cashier's check, you're done. Because sometimes people pay for things like a car with a cashier's check. Well, you wouldn't want that. Yeah, because you don't want a personal check to bounce. So, yeah.
Can you imagine getting a cashier's check? I want to throw up. I don't want to. I want to throw up. It makes me want to hurt myself. A cashier's check for $10,000, you accidentally throw it away. Oh. You should keep that in a safe spot. You should cash it. Or even your wallet. Yeah, your wallet's a great place. Pin it to your jacket? Pin it. Something. Okay. That's interesting. Mikey, I'm sure this is the same exact value, but this one says, Mikey, I once threw away Elton John tickets. That still sucks. Sure. That my old boyfriend had given me and spent over five hours digging through the dumpster to find them. Man, that Super Nintendo thing just made me think of something. What? Well, you know, I had this big garage sale this past weekend. Yes. I sold something now. I'm kind of... What'd you do? Maybe I shouldn't have sold it. What did you sell? Uh-oh. Well, I've kept my original PlayStation for years. Because, I mean, I had the original PlayStation, upgraded the PS2, then got PS3. But I've kept that PlayStation because I kept thinking when the original Nintendo was out, like, people would, you know, get rid of them and, you know, upgrade and all that stuff. But then there was a boom.
for this nostalgia boom for people that wanted to play their original Nintendo games. And so I always thought, well, I'll keep it in case, you know, eventually that happens again. And then we were cleaning out the garage, and I saw it, and I'm like, I've kept this for so long, and it's made it through a bunch of different moves, and I'm like, the original PlayStation is never going to come back. So I sold it at the garage sales to a little girl for $5. Oh, well. $5. And now I'm thinking... I don't think I should have done that. $5. No. Oh, my. Eddie, that's pretty bad, but wait till you hear P1 clunk. Are you there, clunk? Yeah, I'm here. What's up? Not too much, dude. What'd your mom throw out? So, I collected baseball cards growing up, and I had... And I had...
A Hank Aaron rookie card, which was in mint condition, and this was before Barry Bonds broke the record. And when I joined the Navy, I had all my stuff in, like, a box in my old room. And I came home on leave one day, and I asked, hey, Mom, where's all my baseball cards? She's like, oh, well, we had a garage sale, and I sold some of them there. I'm like, okay, where's the Hank Aaron card? You know, the one in the glass case. She's like, oh. She's like, oh, that looked old. So I kind of just got rid of it with the rest of the other stuff. And I was like... I'm like, what? Yeah, it was old. It was from the 60s, 70s. Hey, Shawnee, check out eBay and see if you can see the value of a Hank Aaron rookie card. You know somebody rolled up to that garage sale, saw that box of cards for whatever. Five cents a card and was like payday. Then haggled over the price. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Are you sure you want ten bucks for this? Can I just give you five? Oh, well, I'm sure his mom, not knowing the value, is like ten cents. Oh, yeah. And a Cal Ripken, a Cal Ripken, a Barry Bond. Oh, no. Makes my stomach turn. Oh, that's brutal. It was a bummer. Thanks, dude. I appreciate the phone call. P1 Matt is on the line. Hi, Matt. Hi, Matt. Hi, Matt.
Hey, guys. So, okay, my grandpa passed away about 16, 17 years ago. And when I was 13, my grandma and my mom had given me his wedding ring. And I used to always wear it. I never really took it off except certain times, you know. And then when I was going to college, we threw a house party. Oh, no. was hammer drunk and for some reason i had taken it off and left it on the coffee table and the next morning um i look on my hand and it's gone and i turned that place upside down and someone had swiped it in the middle of the night i have no idea who it was um my mom and my grandma don't know who don't don't know that it's gone oh no um so i've been trying to like
find it online and just one that looks like it and pay for it that way because I don't even want to know what to think of me if I lost it because I was drunk. That's really bad. I could tell you this story without giving out any names. It's a little different, but it just really reminded me of it. I was in rehab with a kid that was addicted to meth. I really liked this guy. He was a good dude. The whole time that we were in there, you know, because I was in there 28 days, he was tripping out on this thing. And he didn't stop freaking out until right before we got out of there. He was tripping out because his dad played for what used to be the St. Louis Cardinals football team. He played for a football team.
He had played in an NFC championship game and won it. I think he had won it. He had won something. It was either that team or it was some team where he'd won an NFC championship game. And he gave his son his NFC championship ring and he sold it for drugs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so his dad didn't know and he had to tell his dad. And he tripped out and tripped out and tripped out. And he finally told his dad. And I guess he had told somebody else too. And they told his dad. His dad already knew. And he told this person right after he did it. And that person told his dad right after he did it. And his dad went and bought it. He had the ring with him. Shut up. No way.
How did he find it? He knew where it was. The guy told him. This guy that I knew told a cousin or a friend or something, and the guy squealed on him, told his dad. He said, hey, I want you to know he sold it for drugs at this place. Oh, wow. And his dad went there immediately and bought it. No way. Yeah. So he was waiting for him to tell him. He's waiting to see when he was going to be honest and tell him about it. So he tripped out on it the whole time, the whole time, the whole time. That's all he was flipping out about. And then they had this thing called family week where your family comes and like, you know, you meet with your family, all this stuff. And it was like the last day of family day. And he finally got the rocks up to tell his old man, this is what happened. His dad breaks it out of his pocket. He goes, yeah, I know. I had it. That's crazy. So, so, and his dad was mad, you know, he was still, he was pretty mad about it. But, you know, he told the truth. He told me what had happened. But, man, you talk about value. Those are those things that, it's kind of weird, like, I don't know if, like, if you go into a, pawn shops kind of creep me out. Yeah. Because there's so much, like.
Seediness? Sentimental. Well, there's like, you're buying something. Yeah, you're buying someone else's memories. You're buying somebody's sentiment. Yeah. And you know it. Yeah. Like, because nobody sells a ring because they're tired of it, usually. Well, to a pawn shop. To a pawn shop. Yeah, definitely. Because they're tired of it. They sell it to a pawn shop because they need the money, usually. So, Eddie, this one. you may know the value of or know about. P1 Johnny the Fixer is on the line. Oh, good. What's up, Johnny? My parents threw away the original Star Wars comic book after I moved out. Oh, Eddie. Are those Star Wars comics like, now they're not DC or Marvel or anything like that, so I wonder if they've got any kind of value besides sentimental value. I don't know. I'm not sure either. I would have to look that up. Yeah, because I'm sure they're worth something. Yeah. I don't even want to look it up because I thought it would make me sick. Oh, man. It had to blow, though. I'm sure you liked it. I never even opened it. I left it in the plastic and put it in a box. Really smart. So it's in meat condition. That's bad. P1 Vodka. How's it going? What's up, dude? So from 1987 to 1993, I had a TV guide collection. Collected every issue like that year.
From 87 to 93. Yeah, I don't know why. I love TV. In 88, I had an issue of Oprah sitting on a pile of money, money, money. And they superimposed her head on some other black chick's body. And so it was worth money, I heard. Money, money, money. I moved to Oregon. And it was too heavy. I ripped off all the covers. I was like, I don't need these covers. So I threw them all out. Went to a convention, and I'm not the only one who collected TV guides, apparently, because... Wait, wait, wait. You kept the body of the TV guides, but you threw out the covers? Oh, no, no, no. I kept all the bodies of the TV guides, but it was, like, super freaking heavy. And so... So you thought, if I tear off these half a gabillionth ounce covers, it will make them really light and easy to carry. But I was a former fat kid. I didn't know any better.
I don't know what that means. I don't understand. Hang on. I'm trying to understand. I've got this box full of TV guides. They're extraordinarily heavy. And so I really had to make them much lighter. So what I did was I tore the cover off of them. And all put together, that weighed about eight ounces. Oh, it's like one issue. Yeah, it was really easy to haul now. It all has to do with exercise. You know, I ate. Gotcha. Yeah. So years later, I went to convention and saw this guy had the TV guides. And the Oprah one was about 500 bucks, and I peed my pants because I didn't have it. But you did have page 424 of that issue. Actually, Mikey was 420. Wow. Look at that. Thank you for the call. I don't understand. I don't get it. I don't understand. Let's see. P1 Mad Days is on the line. Oh, wait a minute. Mad Days, you there? Yes, I am. What's up? When I was about 11 years old, my mom worked at a preschool at a Catholic school. And I was getting older and I wasn't playing with all my original Star Wars toys as much. So she decided to take the whole bucket of Star Wars figures to school with her.
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Tampa Bay Bucs kicker Matt Bryant's three-month-old son passed away. No details yet on how it happened, but as soon as I get them all, I'll let you guys know. That's a sad story, man. Pray for his family. That is a sad story. Matt Bryant. Let's see. 570-1053 is our phone number, and our text number is 35253. Let's see. Mikey, my grandmother threw away my dad's first edition Superman and Batman comics. Oh, my gosh. P1 Sheena D, that is bad. He's already shaking his head. He's already shaking his head. My mom sold all of my, all caps, original Millennium Falcon, Ewok Village, Darth Vader carrying case. I had them all. You still have them, right? No. You do not have them. I have the Falcon. That's all I have. What happened to the other stuff? I don't want to say. Oh, no. It's my fault. What'd you do? I was growing up and I became a teenager. Knew that I was never going to play with this stuff anymore. Went through this quick period of time where I said, I'll just get rid of them. Sold them all at a garage sale for like a dime a piece. And instantly regretted it. Instantly, as soon as I did it. And that's where they all went.
And I remember one particular person coming up and buying, like, the bunch of them. It's like two bucks. I mean, I had everything. I had everything. All gone. The Falcon, for some reason, I kept. I don't know why, but I still have it. Well, the Falcon was too cool, man. You can't get rid of that. Well, you could put Chewie and Han in the cockpit. Okay. You sit them in there, and then you take the back piece off, and you can goof around in the back there. Yeah, that's what you do with it. You play the chess and stuff like that. Let the Wookiee win. Okay. You've got to let the Wookiee win, because otherwise you're just going to get into it. Practice with the lightsaber. Absolutely. Yeah, you don't let that Wookiee win. You're going to have a problem. What if we were to do this? Now it's time for the YouTube clip of the day. One semester of Spanish. And Spanish love song. Hola, señorita. ¿Cómo te llamas? Me llamo Mike. Me llamo Mike. ¿Dónde está el baño? Feliz cumpleaños. ¿Qué hora es? ¿Qué hora es? Me gusta la biblioteca.
Spanish love song. Mi gato es muy blanco. It's gorgeous. Beautiful. Really, really beautiful.
What did you think of his singing voice? Actually, really good. Oh, yeah, that was so bad. Well, what would you guys think about this singing voice? Oh. Deaf tone deaf karaoke. Sounds like Ashley is choking. Earplugs, please can you loan me? American Idol. 10 seconds and she was gone. Tone deaf karaoke is on. Well, maybe you didn't. Don't realize that Ashley was on American Idol. Thank you, Mike. Number one show in the country. Mike, it was a brief moment. That's right. It was on television. In a really good way. Yeah, that's right. Wait, no. There's no such thing. Every time she says that. Great batch today. Every single time, though, she says that. I mean, every time. There's never not been a great batch. You know what I'm saying? Will we ever come in and her say...
Not a great batch today. I don't know. I mean, that's what I'm saying. I'm doubting it. Will she ever do that? I'm an optimist. What is the prize today, Eddie? Tasty. This is delicious. Oh, what do you think of that? I want a bite. I want a bite. Boo ball tickets. Boo ball tickets. Delicious. It's coming up. Hello. Boo ball. People and Quimby's on the line. Hey, Quimby. How are you? I'm doing really good. Have you ever actually played? Have you ever actually played tone-deaf karaoke? Yes, I have. Oh, look at you. I think a Hall of Famer should have to have played every game. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, Quimby is the only, only female Hall of Famer. That's right. That's right. Quimby, getting ready for the big 28-hour show? OMG, Eddie.
It is too much. Too much. It is too much. That's a good way to put it. Quimby? Yeah. Quimbenstein, if I were to use your full name. Thank you. Are you... That one got her. That one good. Are you taking the day off? You better believe it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wednesday and Thursday. Wednesday and Thursday. Good girl. That's a Hall of Famer. It's a Hall of Famer. That's why she's a Hall of Famer. Listen, it doesn't matter who you are. If you've just been listening for two days, take the day off. You're going to like it. You're going to want to. Did you hear about the cook-off? Yeah. You know, can't the P1s just, how about if this year we do something crazy and like we sleep for four hours at night? I like that. Eight would be great. I've heard that. I'd be willing to do the 48-hour show if we could sleep for eight hours in between. You know what I'm saying? I still don't want to do it. All right, well, let's do this, Quim. Here's how it works. I'm going to play you a clip of a song. You let the whole thing play. When it's done, give me title or artist to win. It's Ashley singing. Just tell me what it is that she's singing. You ready? I'm ready. Here we go. As long as you'll be my friend till the end. If I go crazy, then will you still call me Superman?
Eddie was throwing rock fingers through that whole performance. That was really good, Ashley. That was really good. Can you, Quimby, give me, Mikey, a title or artist to win? Would the name of that song be Kryptonite? Yes, it would. Well done, Quimby. Way to go, Quimby. Hang on the line. Have a good one. Yeah, you have a good one. You have a good one. P1 Sanjaya is on the line. Back to back. Hall of Famers. Back to back. Back to back Hall of Famers on the line. Come on. That little robot guy or whatever it is. Sanjaya, how are you?
Pretty good. What's going on, guys? Not too much. I got to redeem myself from the last song last week. That's right. Last time he tried, didn't go so hot. No, it sounded like dead whales were dying. That is true. Dead whales were dying. Paradise. Well, they're zombie whales. They come back and then they die. That's true. Yeah, that's how it works. We are going to give you a challenge here. Are you ready? I'm ready. All right, let the whole thing play. I just need a title or artist to win. Here we go. This part right here is my favorite part of the song. That. Right there, you hear that? Oh, man, that's just better. It's a little bit better than that first part, which was a little. That's straight garbage. P1 Sanjaya, can you give me a title or artist on that one? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got it right here. Hold on. It is better to hit eject than anything else. Wow. It was Sister Hazel all for you. Sky's face faded to what? Like I would have put money on that she was trying to do.
British accent. Yeah, yeah. Country. That's what she was singing? It's all for you. That's something special. Wow. Get it? Wow. That is different. I don't know if this is Rob's cousin, but you want Dirty's on the line. Hey, Dirty. What's going on? How you doing? That guy's got normal speech. Can't be your cousin then. P1 Dirty? Yes. You know how this game's played? I do. All right, cool. Let's do this up. I'm going to play you a clip of a song, and it's Ashley singing. Try to tell me what she's singing, all right? I just need who's singing it or the name of the song. You ready? All right, no problem. Here we go.
That is genius. That actually sounds a lot like this. That is genius. That is genius. You should get a Grammy. That was amazing. Dirty? Can you give me a title or artist? It sounds like Cher. Wow. Cher. It actually really did sound like Cher. And you're right. Ashley, you're amazing. I want this to end so I can hear it again.
Pure, pure sugar to your ears in three, two, one. I want to see your face. I think that we should have to call like a meeting. with our general manager, and he'd just play that and go, would you like to explain yourself? Tell us what's going on in your life. That was fantastic. You're an amazing psychic, Dirty. Hang on the line. How did he do that? I have no clue. That's unbelievable. That's a kind of sorcerer or something. That's a sorcerer. A shaman. Eddie's doing the share, like, the tongue thing. Man, that's good. I've heard exorcisms go better.
Is that an insult? No, that was a compliment with all due respect. Yeah, for sure. Nothing personal. P1JMac is on the line. You're our last contestant today. What's going on, Mikey? Not too much, dude. I think you know the drill. Yes, I do. Here we go. Is that Cher again? Ashley, how dare you? How dare you? You brat. Look at her in there. She's proud of that stuff. She's such a brat. I can't even please begin. What was that? I think that was Logan feeling the wrath of a Hamlet. I have no idea, Mikey. Do you know what it was? Does anyone in this room, anyone listening? I don't even have a clue. I couldn't even tell you if that was a dude or a chick. I don't even know what it was. The genre, I don't. How dare she laugh at that clip? That was The Clash's Rock the Casper. Sky has a look on her face right now of utter and complete shock.
Eddie, we have to have a camera on this guy. I can't. I'm going to hear it again. No, no, no. This is seriously how he sings it. She's got a set of rocks on her. He's got a screw loose. You have a screw-less lady. There is screws spilling out everywhere. Maybe one day we'll have Ashley sing this one right here. Our text number is 35253. Our phone number, 570-1053.
When we come back, Sky has VH1's list of the greatest hip-hop songs of all time. It's next. Try to catch every minute. You guys are the best. Thank you, man. We appreciate it. Thank you very much. 1053. Attention, RV owners. You might want to pull your vehicle over because I'm about to blow your mind. Ready? Geico now ensures all types of RVs like motorized, sport utility, towable RVs, motorhomes, trailers, and pop-ups. And if there was an RV that levitated and ran on fish and chips, they'd probably insure that too. So see how much money you could save with Geico. Oi, were you edged anyway?
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During the village idiom. Ashley, your idiom is as the crow flies. When you're being like a really boring, basic person, but you're like steady with your work ethic. Talk me through that one one more time, Ash, the work ethic part. It's a what? It's if you. It's like, don't be boring. Boring. You know what I'm saying? And, like, as it's flying along, it's like, oh, okay, so you're, like, a basic person and you have a steady work ethic. That's fantastic. That's what I want. It makes sense. I'm going to use that now. I'm going to be like, you want to know what, dude? You are so as the crow flies. Back to the Mikey Show on The Rock. I'm not loving you the way I wanted to, what I had to do. I had to run from you. I'm in love with you. But the vibe is wrong. And it haunted me all the way home. So you never know. Never, never know. Never know enough. Till it's over, love. Till we lose control. System over love. Screaming no, no, no, no, no. I'm not loving you the way I want it to. Welcome back.
It's a Mikey show at 9.33. The governor signed a bill yesterday that will make it illegal starting in 2009 to text while driving. The Dodgers' magic number is now down to one to win the West. They crush the Padres again 12-4. Just an instant message to me that the replay that we just played made him spit laughing. You're just a really basic person. I don't even know what that is, man. My mother-in-law said that was the single greatest definition of an idiom she's ever heard. As the crow flies. That's if somebody is very basic. Basic. If they are very basic. But despite of their basicism. Despite their basicism.
They still have a pretty good work ethic, you know? They're good work ethic. You know what I mean? They're steadfast in their work ethic. But basic. But basic. They are basic. This text message says, wow, I didn't think it was possible that Ashley's Cher rendition would actually be better than her Hootie and the Blowfish, but way to go, Ash. It's P1 Booze. Get into it, Eddie. And he has a face like he's smelling something really bad. Really bad. Yuck. Somebody open a diaper in there. And Hootie and the Blowfish. Wow. Nice note. Went for it. Yes. Sounds like Cher covering the video. You know what I admire about your singing, the bravery? That I put my heart into it? You put your heart out there. For everyone to see. It's like there's a certain bravery in like, hey, here I am. And here's my heart. Here's my heart.
It's very much as the crow flies. It's like the crow flies. It is. Do you take it or leave it? I've got to really think about that one. Wow. Yeah, because there's times when I truly do take it. And then there's times when I spit it out. Yes. And stomp on it. And stomp on it. It was like I was stomping grapes and then I fell off the platform. For the record. For the record. Sammy's Wood Fired Pizza showed that to my wife on YouTube, on iPhone. She laughed so hard. Listen, my wife, Rebecca, laughed so hard. She had little tears coming out of that little blonde head. Seriously, tears were popping. It made her laugh so hard. It's genius. She's a big fan of the slapstick humor.
I'll have to check back in with her. Take a quick break. Well, the Dow Jones Industrial Average dropped 5.6. Just ridiculous. I don't know if you guys remember the story of the Chula Vista dude that was looking at the naked ease on his computer. I don't know what he was looking at, actually, because it says inappropriate images. Who knows what that is? Remember when we talked about it, there were definitely Pam Anderson images where one of his faves found out. Now, what's really tough about it is it's kind of like the FCC in that what's inappropriate to one person may be totally and completely appropriate to somebody else. You know what I mean? And like you say, Pam Anderson, what if it's her in one of those stupid Baywatch onesies? Oh, it's a bathing suit. Is that what they call it? Leotard. Yeah, what if somebody walks by and goes, hey, leotard Pammy there. That's too much for me. I mean, sometimes in the office, a guy will be watching like a cat flushing a toilet. That's very inappropriate to me. One word, screensaver. Hello.
Hello. Somebody can walk by that and file a complaint. I mean, yeah. Sky has a picture of a 17-year-old football player. Nude. Nude, practically. Nude. Practically nude. Granted, the jeans are unbuttoned, but they're jeans. Yes, they are. You're a pervert. Yeah. The guy's a fullback for the what team? The Dylan Panthers. It's a TV show, you guys. He's an adult. He's so scandalous. He's an adult. He plays a high schooler. He's a troubled youth. That's true. He's a bad guy. Bad boy. And he mows a wonderful lawn. Are you trying to make some extra money, Riggs? I feel terrible for you, and I thought maybe this weekend. While I'm laying out by the pool, you could come by and trim the hedges. Oh, shirtless, of course. Yes, yes, it's very hot. Very hot in the D-Go. Very hot in the D-Go right now. Oh, Riggs. Could I get you an iced tea? A what? May I interest you in an iced tea? Oh, iced tea? That's what I said, iced tea. She has a hard time pronouncing it. Yes.
I'll just run inside and get it for you. You stay right there. Unless, of course, you want to follow me. Yes, it's very hard. Why don't you take a break? Yes. Hey. And come inside while I prepare your iced tea. You're so stupid right now. Why did you keep saying it like that? I don't know. It's so weird. I don't talk anything like that. Oh, my goodness. You can't walk in here with those dirty Levi's. They're just filthy. Stay here. I'll see if the booze got a pair of trousers you can borrow. All I found was these speed hose rigs. It's all that was clean. I'm afraid you'll have to put these on while I make that iced tea. Sky has a list. What were you talking about? What were you talking about? What did we say? We accomplished the goal we set out. Done and done. Let's move on. I thought the whole point was rigs, you know, trimming the edges. All the way around. Maybe I could get you a Lemonade. Would you like Lemonade? Would you prefer Lemonade? Or I could mix them together. And I can make you an Arnold Pale Man. Come on.
We're going to do a list, right, Mike? Oh, yeah, yeah. Right, Mike? Well, are we doing the list or what are we doing here? You're done. Okay. It's like pooping with the door open. That's right. It's exactly the same. You know what I mean? It's like pooping with the door open. What are you saying? Knock it till you try it, bubba. Are you getting this? Okay. What? You don't need to waft that. Don't. It's wonderful. We get it. It's wonderful. The door is open. I never. Trust me. Okay. Don't knock it. Hey, I am knocking it. All right, buddy? Locked. No, thank you. This is the VH1 list of greatest hip-hop songs of all time. Oh, hell. Nothing but a G thing. Dr. Dre's Nothing But a G Thing is number three on the list. There we go. Yes. Featuring... Bring your green hat. I think I've asked this question before. But the part of the song that goes... What is that supposed to... What's that supposed to be? And the closest I've ever got to it was one time Sean said that it's supposed to have sort of a... It's supposed to be sort of a...
Middle Eastern type of instrument feel to it. Is that what you said one time, Sean? Is that right? I think that's what they're going for, honestly. It sounds cool. I always wondered, like, that's a style. Like, what are they borrowing from? What is that? What else? Take guesses. It takes two. No, not in the top five. No, not in the top five. Sipping on gin and juice. Good guess, Alex. Not there. Not there. Mama said knock you out. You down with OPP? Yes. Put it up.
No, it's not. Who let the dogs out? Who let the dogs out? It's not in the top five. Laid back with my mind on my money and my money on my mind. Still Alec, no. What about Sugar Hill Gang? I'm in your game. Come on, come on. I'll put it up. Rapper's Delight is number two. Yeah. Number two. Yeah. What up? It's number two. My favorite number. Come on, Mike. Let's work. It's good. I like it. Come on. Pump it. Hip hop. Hip into the hop. I wish I had gone through this phase so I understand this stuff with you guys. Oh, man. Stop. Eddie, did you have, like, cassettes of this stuff? Is that how you know this? Or was it on the radio? Both. What just happened?
All right, you guys are missing three. Okay. Ice Cube. Today was a good day. Get over. You're close with your band. NWA Dope Man. Yes. Love that song. Young MC Bust Move. Yeah. Come on. Summertime. Rock This Way. Tupac, California. Yes, Seth. Rock This Way is number four. California. hip-hop, is it? This was the merge of crack and rock. It was groundbreaking. Yeah. So it's got to be up there technically for that, right? Yes. Cool Moe D, go see the doctor. Oh, yeah. Put it up. I can't. I don't think we can put that one up there. Notorious B. I.
There you go. But what song, though? What song are we talking? Yeah, more money, more problems. Hypnotize. Absolutely. Turkey leg. That would have been my guess. No, no biggie. Ten crack commandments. No, you guys are missing number one and number five. No biggie. Number one and number five. Number one. Is it like a Beastie song? Is it Tupac? Oh, yeah, Paul Revere. Is it... Yeah. So what you want? Fight is in the title. Fight the Power. Yes, sir. The number one song. Public Enemy Fight the Power. Power number one? Yo, you got Bone Thugs and Harmony up in there? That is a good one. Do you think that a radio station could sustain itself if it was hip-hop oldies? I just... Did you read my blog? No.
Calm down. Calm down. I'm sorry. He's furious. He's furious. I am apologizing. I didn't know. I didn't know. No, are you for real? Yeah, I didn't, honestly. That's crazy. I just wrote that in my blog like two days ago that I would like to create an oldies hip-hop station. I don't know why it hasn't been done. We have one up here. Oh, it's so good. Well, there's a radio station who I know a certain friend of mine. listens to every day at noon for their flashback lunch, which is, you know, old school hip hop. Really? My friend listens every day. Quote, unquote. Yes, every day. Really? Every day, yeah. It's really good. I think, yeah, do a whole station like that, and my friend would always listen. Quote, unquote. Isn't that what that magic station is? No, they do R&B. Yeah, they do like R&B. Old school R&B. Just old school hip hop. Hip hop. Yeah. Because you guys are into that. 80s, 90s stuff. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Let's do it now. Do it. We're flipping this station. We're flipping it. We're flipping it. Here we go. Let's do it. Oh, yeah. Hey, what's up? Get it. Welcome to 105.3. The one fart.
Different name. Let's give it a different name. K-Fart. Yeah, K-Fart. It's never been done. No, we don't want to do that? No, try again. It's gone down, my brown. Welcome to 105.3 The Blood. No, too controversial. On the West Coast, you can't roll like that. Welcome to 105.3 The Crip. No, again. That won't work. Sorry, we'll try again. Welcome to 105.3 The 40. Oh, yeah. Too many numbers. Yeah, it gets confusing. Welcome to 105.3 NBC. Wait. NBC and Biscuit. Yeah, NBC and Biscuit. Welcome to 105.3 The Malt. The Malt. Sounds delicious. K-Malt. Yeah. K-Malt. You're missing one. Yeah. Should we tell you? Oh. We're missing one? Please hammer, don't hurt him. No, surprisingly not. I'm in it. Guys, I'll spend. Give me a letter. Give them the artist. They have to get the song. Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five. White lines. The message, number five. Nice work. Eddie.
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I have it all. Write this down. Okay. You know what? You have to take frequent bathroom trips without washing his hands. Ew. Bacteria. Ew. And I got to go behind you to get to the restroom and back. Ew germs, ew. In all seriousness, it's so cool. K-I-O-Z San Diego. Hit it. What a motivator. That's a good boy, Shani. That's a good boy, Shani. And the crow flies. As the crow flies. Yep. Duh. Thank you. My wife didn't think very many people knew this song. I would say that ELO was underrated, but maybe they weren't. Maybe everybody did like them. I don't know that song. My dad loved them. Yeah, I'm surprised you don't, Oates, because you know some of that older stuff. Your dad didn't listen to ELO. Yeah, guess not. Let's see. Does anyone on the show know this ELO song? Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's fantastic. Great song. Great tune.
Who's he calling? I'm all right. Isn't this a Lionel Richie song? Yeah. Doesn't that take you right back to being 10 years old or whatever? This one too. How about this one? Yeah, Ash doesn't. Okay, we're good at this. I gotta be honest, I didn't know this music until I worked at KCBQ. Really? Yeah, that's when I discovered Yellow. It was all my bros. It was all my brothers. My older brothers used to listen to this stuff. Now, here's another one. There's another one of those nostalgia bands. And then I can't keep doing this for you kids. We got to get back to work. All right. You guys know we can't just do this all day long. We're going to have to get back to work. Here is another one of them. Another one of those awesome classic rock icon bands. Worst intro ever, right? Besides, have you guys ever seen the footage of it? Yeah.
Have you guys ever seen that footage of like Queen playing Wembley Stadium with like 50 billion people out there and the wind is blowing? Freddie Mercury-ing all over the place. That's right. Mercury's all over everywhere. Did Freddie live long enough to see that become a giant sports anthem? Good question. That's a good question. When did Freddie Mercury die? I don't know. Early 80s? YouTube it. I want to say early 80s. Yeah, YouTube it. Or face it. Face the space. Go on to face space. Someone space it up. Go on there to your face space account. Yeah, I heard there's like hundreds of sites where you can find information. Yeah, literally. There's literally hundreds. It's too much. How can you find it? November 24th, 1991. Oh, really? Oh, then yeah. It's my birthday in 91.
I didn't know that. What a coincidence. How about that? Wow. And the year you were born, too? Makes you think. Yeah. Not to think about. You're Freddie Mercury. That's right. And your weight. Ta-da! That's right. That is weird. Our phone number here is 570-1053. And our text number is 35253. And it looks like in West Virginia. There is a man that's being charged with battery on a police officer after he farted on the officer after a DUI arrest. Great. That's right. That's right. Yes, he did. Yeah. Yeah, sure. We could do that. Will you put it up, fart? No, this has nothing to do with Ashley. You have the right to remain silent but deadly.
Yeah, so this 34-year-old guy was driving his car around Monday night with the lights off. And so he gets pulled over for DUI. I guess this isn't the first time. He was a little upset with the officers. So while he was being fingerprinted, he lifted his leg towards the officer and farted and then wafted the odor into the officer's face. And he's getting charged with batteries for that? You can't do that? Battery on a police officer. I thought that we already have established that if it's funny, it's not a crime. That is funny. It's the strangest thing I've ever heard in my life. I don't know what he was trying to accomplish with that. Hilarity? Mission accomplished. All right. That one is going to be bad. That is potato salad. That's so gross. It's one of those ones where you're smelling it, you can taste it too. Okay. Gross. No, Mike. Whatever you're doing, stop it.
I mean, you're being creative, and I appreciate that. That's not working. I'm not as good as I thought. Wait. That doesn't sound good. We waited for that? I thought it was going to be better. I really worked on it. That's really gross, bro. That's okay. Rob was doing underarm ones. Come on, Rob. Give me an underarm one. I can't get him going. What's the matter with you? I don't know. You got to whip the hand. Have you ever been nine or what? Come on. Try this. Let me try the other arm. You know how to do it, Zeth? I don't know. Let me check. I can't get him going today. That's not how you do it. I used to be good at this. Oh, there it is. Oh, it's a good one, bro. That was my underarm. Oh, Zed got one. Yeah, I got it. There you go. Good job, Zed. Here we go. Mike got one. I mean, Mike, you're 38. I can't get it going today. Million dollar radio station. We're doing armpit parts. Right? Ashley, you try it. Guys, save it for the 28 hour show.
This is good stuff. This is great material. This will be our best material. We can do this for an hour. Granted, it'll be 2 a.m., but... Oh, man. Let's see. So it's official. I don't know if you heard this earlier, but Matt Millen did get fired as the GM of the Lions. Yeah. He's done. Yeah. He's got quite the resume working for him, though. You know, 31 and 84. Apparently 84 was the magic number. Well, you know, that's finally when you go enough is enough. Clay Aiken is just speechless over the support from his fans. Yeah, he said this was, you know, announcing that he's a gay man was the first big decision he's made as a father. Claymates have all said that they're in support of everything. He is a gay man. Yeah, P1 Whoopi sent me this like. I don't know, excerpt from like a blog or whatever from a claymate talking about how they are totally shocked by this news and had no clue and decided not to go to work and they don't know how they're going to tell their friends who are also claymates and how people are going to deal. Well, this is what's great about it. There were some people that were claymates that for whatever reason were in denial. Yes.
And it's something they probably took razzing about at the office. And they, you know, maintained all these years. You're so wrong. Oh, yeah. And now, you know, he spilled the beans. Now what do they do? Now what are they going to do? Right. Now they have to admit, okay, you were right, you know. Yeah, a little tutti-frutti. Got the tutti-frutti. But to most of us, I don't think that's a big surprise. Let's see. Do I have, what are my clips of, of him? I think it's other celebrities commenting on. Well, and this was Clay himself on an interview with Diane Sawyer, telling Diane why he's decided to come out of the closet now. And this was from Good Morning America. Yeah, this morning that segment aired. Okay, so here's what he said. You decided to speak out now. I can't raise a kid and teach him how to lie. I can't raise a kid and teach him how to hide things. I can't raise a kid and teach him to keep secrets. And at the same time, I also don't ever want to raise him in an environment where it's not okay for him to be exactly who he is, no matter what. So it was kind of an obvious time for me to, you know, not here today to make any announcements necessarily, but it was an obvious time to just, you know, let the guard down and say, I have responsibility for someone other than myself now.
So it was all about the kid, he says. I love it. He wanted to be able to tell the kid and not have to lie to the kid. Yeah, well, you know, there are insiders at People Magazine that work there who obviously won't, like, officially go on the record. But they say that the way it went down behind the scenes is that Clay Aiken was trying to sell pictures of his newborn baby. And nobody was biting because nobody was, like, going to pay for them. And so People Magazine said, hey. If you can give us an exclusive on something, we'd be more than happy to pay for those pictures. No. And put them on the cover and what have you. Dirty person. According to people who work at People Magazine, that's the way it went down. That's whack. Yeah. Who knows? We'll see. Did you guys know that there was a fire at Ludacris' pool house? Oh, no. No. Yes. Say it's not true. Burnt down last night, the pool house. What's he going to do? I don't know, but Cato wasn't in there when it happened. No, yeah. Ludacris wasn't even there at the time, but a relative was there and noticed the fire and called the fire department and say, you know, it destroyed the whole pool house, which they say is bigger than most people's regular homes. Yeah, for sure. Yeah. You know, the bass player for the Red Hot Chili Peppers, Flea. Oh. Mm-hmm.
He has apparently enrolled in music classes at USC. Yep. Nice. And will begin taking music classes at USC. Yep. He has classes several times a week, and he's taking music theory, music composition, and jazz trumpet. I'll tell you, ma'am, my friend Russ was teaching me about music theory yesterday. Yeah. And I was very... feeling not smart. I was not feeling too smart. He gets it though. I mean, when your brain gets it, you either get it or you don't, you know, like I don't do numbers very well. I just can't, I can, I'm like dyslexic when it comes to numbers. Uh, if there is such a thing, but that's what it's like. I don't understand numbers and I don't understand math. And it's apparently kind of hard for me to understand how notes work. Uh, any of you guys real bad at math? I'm terrible. Is anybody here really good at it? None of us, huh? I don't think maybe like with what we do is very, you know, like it's not that type of mind, the mathematical mind. It was one of my stronger subjects in school. After English. Okay. I'm not kidding. If you look at my high school report card, I've mostly got A. Well, I always got A's in English and then math, I normally would get an A. Really? Yeah, for sure.
Pretty smart school. I'd like to see those. I'll freaking bring them up. I'll call my mom. Hey, she was on the Dean's list at SDSU as the Crowfly. Yeah, and I took English classes and math classes there, too, and got A's, too, or B's. Richard Dean Anderson's list? Yes. Dean Cain's list. I'm really smart. You guys just don't know. You don't recognize it. I do. I recognize it. It's certain subjects, like primates. Yeah, that subject, monkeys. Yeah, not so much anymore because at the time when I was really into that, it was because I was taking a class. I stand corrected. I stand corrected. She's not that smart when it comes to primates anymore. Not anymore because I took a class and now I kind of forgot. Penguins? You guys, penguins? Well, I just, I love them. I don't know that I'm knowledgeable in my area. She's good at math. But wasn't it only like a couple weeks ago? We asked her in Dumb Chick about that algebra question, and she didn't even know what that was. Well, I haven't done algebra for a while. You didn't even know what it was. I forgot the word. It doesn't mean I don't know how to add things. Yeah, she's, you know. But we asked you what. You know what? Exactly. You just have to pick a subject that's like her strong suit. Primates, I still believe that she's very strong in the primate department. Now, she will argue me on that, but she's very humble. I got an A in their class, that class.
She's very humble. She doesn't like to brag about it, but I'll brag for her. If you've got a monkey question, she's got an answer. That's actually what she was doing. That was actually her thesis. And then, Ash, that was another subject. You were good at primates and something else. There was something else. No. There was. There was. There was primates and something else. There was two things that you were really good at. She doesn't even know. She's very humble. That's the thing. No, no, no. She's very humble. She doesn't like to brag about it. Are we good at English? No. I am. Do you read my blogs? Yeah. Don't you have to fix them like 40 times and have other people spell check them because you're not good at English? Rob, why was that even necessary? Have you read your blog lately? I'm not claiming to be this English teacher.
English teacher. My grandma is wicked bad. I'm horrible. Yep. You told me. Let me see. I want to see what's going on. I'm going to the blog page right now. Don't do it. Yeah, I wouldn't if I read. Ash, you've got to see the first line of your blog today. What? Are you serious? I like to enunciate. How do you do that in writing? Well, her first word is Y-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-A-A-A-A-A-A-A. I'm sure they teach that in school, right, Mike? Oh, no. You get an A for that. No, it's pretty good. It's pretty good. She's talking about Grey's Anatomy and stuff. She says, personally, I'm most excited about Grey's Anatomy. I mean, ah, duh. Ah, duh. Oh, man. I like to write with enthusiasm. Hello. Yeah. She's not a talker. I am a talker. She's a talker. I like to write like I'm talking. I like to brag. You know what I'm saying? Mm-hmm. Touché. Mm-hmm.
Wow. Let's see what Rob's blog is all about today. What did I write about? It's going to be good. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Now I remember. I've been watching this show called Haunting lately. It's pretty creepy. It's wicked scary, dude. Set the recorder on my DVR. Let's see. What has he been writing about lately? Creating radio stations that are old school hip-hop. Nice, man. You'll see into the future. Tuesday, he wrote about apple cider. Yep. Apple cider? Yeah, dude. I can't find any out here. It's called the West Coast, bro. Yeah. No, no, no. You go to Julian. I'm going to make a trip and grab like $40 worth and just store it somewhere. Well, why don't you just make your own? Yeah. What? What are you, crazy? You get apple juice. You put it in a pan. You warm it up and you put cinnamon sticks in it. Sky, one of my favorite things when you will say something like that to Rob. Yeah.
And there's a moment on his face of recognition of like, oh, I never thought of that. I mean, he's going to drive to Julian. And then in a split second, it turns to, whoa, whoa, that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. I mean, I'm sure there's a Vons right around the corner from where he lives. Oh, yeah, there is. I go there all the time. You're going to drive to Julian. Because I want like the good stuff with like the Pirates of Apple in it. I've never had apple cider with parts of the apple in it. Oh, yeah, the fresh, like really good stuff. Well, you can get the naked apple juice and use that. Oh, look at you, you pornographer. Disgusting. Whatever. It's your call, bro. This text message says, million-dollar radio station and we're doing armpit farts was the best line ever. That's P1 Fat Bottom Girl. Wow, Zed. Mikey, I have the most gnarly head cold and ear infection and only you guys can make me laugh. That's P1 Bay Area. This one says, Mikey, are you serious? I just spit coffee all over my cube. I was laughing so hard. P1 Dave. Hey, Mikey, I just wanted to say love those fart sounds. They're the funniest thing ever. It's P1 Los. The audience has spoken. Eli Manning and Tom Coughlin are talking about this Plaxico Burris suspension. They're finally...
You know, opening up about it. I know everybody wants to hear what Eli has to say. Yes. I've been waiting. Cut 57. Obviously, the coach and the upper manager had to make a decision, and the players move on. We've got to prepare for Seattle. We've got guys who can play receiver, and we've got playmakers who have shown their ability. So dynamic. Yes. I think he'll do play-by-play or color counter. No, I'm sure. He's hanging on every word. You know when it's all over. Sounds like he's really broken up about the whole situation. Let's see. Brangelina has moved to Germany. Oh, my gosh. Brad and Angelina have moved to Germany because Brad is doing a new Tarantino movie. Is this incorrigible or incongruous? Glorious Bastards. Glorious Bastards. Yes, yeah. So they're going to start filming there in Germany. So Brangelina and their 24 children have all moved there and are staying in some, you know, a billion dollar villa. The greatest part of that story to me is that they're filming that Tarantino film. Yeah. Because it's taken forever.
It's going to be awesome. Yeah, man. It's World War II, I think. I think that's what it's about, World War II. I don't know what. I don't know what the plot line is. I just read about it. It's like a band of soldiers basically trying to escape from something, you know? Dude, can you imagine Tarantino's take on that? Well, it's a remake. It was a movie in the 70s, like a blaxploitation movie. Was it really? Yeah. And so he's remaking it, but in his Tarantino style. Awesome. I always get kind of bummed about remakes. No, but not when it's Tarantino. Really? Come on. I like him when he does his own stuff comes out of his own head. It's basically just going to be the story and then it'll be a whole different movie. I guarantee it. Really? Yeah. There's some movies that I would like to see remade. What? Beethoven. I think it'd be. Oh, wow. Listen, Charles Gordon was great. I don't know how you can talk that. Savannah Smiles, I think, would be a wonderful film. Kramer vs. Kramer. It's long overdue. No. No. No. We say no. No. No. Simon Cowell says Britney Spears is going to perform on his UK show, The X Factor.
Yeah, he's really excited about it. He says they're thrilled to have her. He says he's always said that Brittany is really talented. And then when asked, well, you know, well, sometimes she kind of isn't that dependable. He says the fact that she goes a bit crazy occasionally makes her more interesting. And he says if she wants to shave her head before she comes on the show, she is welcome to. He doesn't care. What a funny line. Sorry. 570-1053. Give us a call beginning and end of every show. Open phones. Tomorrow we'll have a couple of listeners in the studio that won the opportunity to come in from P1 Trivia. Be cool. And we have less than two weeks to the 28-hour show. I don't want to hear it. So rad. We have so many things happening on that sucker. Awesome. Cool stuff. We have a lot of cool stuff that's going to happen on the 28-hour show.
And we'll be rolling it out to you in little increments over the next week and a half. I can't believe it's going to be that close. Mike! Mikey Show. Hello. Mikey Show, hello. What's up, Mikey? What's up? PH out to the LOI in the hizzy. Before I start anything, before I start anything, I would just like to say I'm calling because I can take it as well as dish it out. So the Braves have taken two out of three. So, Rob, go right ahead. Oh, no, come on, man. We're all good until the end of the season. We'll start talking again postseason. Philly's finest? Yes. I'm also here to call a truth because the baseball gods are obviously upset no matter how funny it was. Me heckling Rob. Don't you remember the last time you called? No, no, no. Like a few times back you called in, you heckled me, and then the Phillies went on this horrible slide and the Mets regained.
And so, dude, you got to be careful what you say. That's why I don't like to talk a lot. I've lived through it all, brother. As of right now, I'm calling it truth. I'll be through, like, war and famine. He's calling it truth, Rob. I accept that. I accept that. There you go. I'm calling it truth. All right. Thank you. All right, Rob. Thanks a lot. That's P1 Philly's Finest. Weird how superstitious people can get. Oh, yeah, it is weird, Rob. P1 G-Sauce. Hi. Hi. Hello? Yes. Oh, hey, Mikey, I just wanted to say I'm with you on the Tarantino movie. What do you mean? You don't like that it's a remake? Yeah, if Tarantino makes like a remake or something, it's not as good as the material that comes out of his head.
Well, I don't know because I've never seen him do a remake before. So this is going to be the first remake. I just know that I get excited when I know that he's doing original stuff and it's out of his own head. But like Eddie said, like anything through Tarantino's eyes, like if Tarantino watches the news and you go, oh, what was the story about Wall Street? He's going to tell you something totally different. That's true. You know, someone else would tell you. Yeah, so I'll wait. I mean, it is going to be no matter what. It'll be good. I mean, it's Tarantino. I just, man. I would have been, for whatever reason, I thought that this was this thing that came out of his head that he got an idea that he wanted to do a World War II picture. And he loves those types of 70s, you know, martial arts, blaxploitation films. He loves that stuff. So we'll see. We'll see how it is. And the cool thing is maybe we'll get him on the air again. For sure. To promote it. We've had him on the air once before. P1 Chris is on the line. What's up, Chris? Hey, Mikey. How you doing? What's up, man? Hey, man. I was wondering, are you going to the Music Build Tour this Saturday? You knows it. You are? Cool, man. This is third day in Switchfoot? Third day in Switchfoot. And there's two other bands that are opening, too, but we won't be there to see them. Oh, sweet. Are you guys all going? No. No. I don't think so. Are you guys going to see Switchfoot? No. Third day? No. Just me.
Okay, cool, man. I love the show. I love you guys. Thank you, brother. All right, man. See you. Mikey Show. Hey, Mikey. This is P1 Wimhole. Hey, what's up? Oh, not a lot. I hate to be a downer, but I wanted to see if some of you guys could throw some prayers out for my friend Rhonda, who is having a really hard time with cancer right now. What's she got? Ovarian. Mm-hmm. How long? Well, I was just diagnosed about a month ago, but it's gone downhill really fast, so. All right. How old is she? Let's see, she's a few years older. So, like, 46 or 47. Sure. If there's people listening and they want to send their prayers out for her, that's cool. Her name is, what is it? Rhonda. Rhonda. Yes. All right, cool. All right, thanks. Thanks a lot. Bye. Let's not end it on a down note. Let's end it on an up note. Where's A.O. been, by the way? Thank you. Oh, remember, he was going to Italy. Oh, yeah, he's in Italy. Oh, mamma mia. I'm Mario Batali. Come on. That's right. Come on now. P1 Chris, are you there? What's up, Mikey? Chris says... What? I went above and beyond. What did you do? I decided I couldn't get the day off from the job, so I quit. For the 28-hour show. Finally. I took Quimby's advice and went one step further. Good job. That is how much I love you guys. That is dedication. I do have one quick question, though. Yep.
I don't want to open a can of worms, but hey, what is the rules on the whole parking lot tailgating possible? The deal with that is that when we get really close to the 28-hour show, and I mean 28-hour shows on a Wednesday, my guess is that by that Monday, we will have every detail worked out. All I can tell you is that Jay is involved in working on that right now. Our promotion director is working on it now, and they're shooting for the stars. Awesome. I'm a chef and I want to bring some food. I'm just wondering if that's going to be possible. That's the thing. There are so many people and so many businesses and so many restaurants. I was telling everybody off the air today, Philly's Finest, the folks that make those Philly cheesesteak sandwiches. Philly Franks. Philly Franks. They wanted to bring food. And I know there's a lot of people that want to bring food. There's just so many places that want to bring food. want it to be organized and everything. And that's the thing. I mean, you know what? Here's what I would say. It's always welcome because there's so many people out there. You know what I mean? There's going to be so many people. This turns into Woodstock. I'm sure they're going to take over that whole Granite Ridge area. Yeah, man. It genuinely turns into Woodstock around here. That entire area out back is going to be all about the Mikey show.
Boston, Rob. Rob, what did you want to say? I wanted to plug something at the end. Go ahead. He says it's cool. Chris says you're good. I can plug my parents tonight right now? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Chris says yeah. Hey, I appreciate that, Chris. I'm going to be downtown tonight at Fred's Mexican Cafe. It's on Fifth Avenue, and it's a billiard challenge with me. So you can come down and play some pool against me. They're going to be giving out charges tickets. I'm coming down for that. You're going down, Rob. Bring it. Bring it, homie. And it's from 7 to 8.45 tonight at Fred's. Awesome. Chris, we'll see you at the 28-hour show. Love you guys, man. Keep it up. All right, dude. Missy is up next. Today, she has The Lost and Found. Stuff you haven't heard in a long time. And so I urge you. To listen and call her with your request. We'll see you tomorrow morning at 5.30. The Mikey Show's out late. Love your mouth.