The Mikey Show - Rock 105.3 - 09/29/08
Monday, September 29, 2008
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Mikey and the crew remembered Paul Newman, then let Ashley argue that John McCain looked more experienced than Barack Obama in the debate even as the others questioned her grasp of the bailout, energy policy, and Iraq. Sean Merriman explained his knee rehab, formidable workouts, and Norv Turner's no-hype halftime coaching, while Skye and callers unpacked the Somali pirate seizure of a weapons ship. The show's comic center included Sean's intensely curated 1980s countdown, a fussy Klondike bar demonstration, Boston Rob watching a pre-spoiled Sixth Sense, and Dr. Steve Brule's revolting second-stomach sketch. Mikey also launched the Meet Lori dating contest, the crew recoiled from an Iowa woman's bat-brewed coffee, and Shia LaBeouf's legal update veered into his childhood selling food in a family clown act.
What happened, in order
Remembering Paul Newman
The crew mourned Paul Newman, praised his acting and food products, and fumbled through his roles in Message in a Bottle, The Color of Money, and Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.
Somali Pirates Take the Tanks
Skye explained how Somali pirates hijacked a Ukrainian ship full of tanks and weapons, prompting a debate over ransom, naval intervention, and whether modern pirates are real.
Merriman in Rehab
Sean Merriman described his knee rehabilitation, analyzed the Chargers' comeback, explained Norv Turner's practical halftime style, and stunned the hosts with his workout routine.
Klondike Bar Lesson
Eddie demonstrated the elaborate wrapper technique for eating a Klondike bar while Mikey and Skye complained that the melting chocolate and whipped texture made it messy and cheap.
Sean's Top Five 80s Songs
Sean unveiled a painfully curated 1980s top five featuring the Blow Monkeys, Depeche Mode, Wang Chung, Spandau Ballet, and Culture Club while everyone mocked his obscure and theatrical choices.
Ashley Breaks Down the Debate
Ashley used her notes to argue that John McCain sounded more experienced and forceful than Barack Obama, while the others challenged her reading of the bailout, energy, Iraq, and the polls.
The Sixth Sense, Already Spoiled
Boston Rob finally watched The Sixth Sense on VHS but admitted he asked whether Bruce Willis was dead before it began, then fixated on Donnie Wahlberg's weight loss and misidentified Scarlett Johansson.
Meet Lori
Mikey launched a dating contest for his friend Lori, insisted applicants submit photos, and claimed he—not Lori—would choose her date for the upcoming 28-hour show.
Dr. Brule's Second Stomach
The show played Dr. Steve Brule's grotesque fake medical pitch for a second stomach with an artificial food pipe and Velcro disposal flap, then treated the absurd procedure as perfectly simple.
Bat-Brewed Coffee
Skye told the story of an Iowa woman who unknowingly brewed and drank coffee through a bat, leaving the animal too cooked for rabies testing and Sean unable to find a bright side.
Shia's Clown-Family Childhood
A report on Shia LaBeouf's disputed license suspension turned into his story about growing up in a family clown act that sold hot dogs and snow cones in Echo Park.
People mentioned
MikeyEddieSkyeSeanAshleyBoston RobSean MerrimanNorv TurnerPaul NewmanBarack ObamaJohn McCainBruce WillisDonnie WahlbergScarlett Johansson
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6-0-2. It was announced yesterday that congressional leaders have reached a deal on the Wall Street bailout plan. It goes to the House for a vote today. Chargers needed 25 points in the fourth quarter to come back and beat the Raiders for the 10th time. 28-18 yesterday. LT sticks a fork in them. What cut is that? 1-0-6. Shawnee, can you hear me? There he is. You didn't hear that just now? Uh-uh. The moon days. This happened to you one time before. Do you remember what it was that made it do that? Oh, no. Oh, no. We're overwhelmed. We are overwhelmed. It's been very difficult. This is bad. Oh, no. This is really, really bad. All right. Give me a minute, please. Okay. We'll get to it in a little bit. I know it's been a tough weekend because Sean had to come up with his top 580s songs of all time. Oh, man.
And you know what that does to him. You know what that's going to do to him. It's going to take up every moment. So, I mean, I guess we're operating on the assumption that he didn't get much sleep. I mean, of course not. He laughed. He cried. He danced probably a lot. A lot of dancing going on. Welcome to the show. It's a Mikey show. And you can call us at 570-1053. Come on, you. Get on the phone. 570-1053. Our text number is 35253. Let's see what you did this weekend. Talk about your weekend. We'll talk about stuff you did. You could ask questions, talk about TV, talk about sports and all the football that was going on yesterday. All that stuff. Give us a call. 570-1053 or text at 35253. And we'll introduce everybody. I'm Mikey. I'm the host of the show. Went to a great concert on Saturday night, Switchfoot third day, and I put a couple of pictures on my blog. My brother, he's an electronics gizmo guy, my brother Steve. And so if you ever have any questions about electronics and gizmos, he's the guy to talk to because he does all the work. He'll actually go to Consumer Reports and figure out what the best thing is.
I just go, oh, yeah, I know that brand. I'll get that. That's how I do it. But this time I listened to my bro and I got, you know, I had to get a new instinct. You know, I don't know what you call them. Point and shoot type cameras, you know, because my wife and I had the same exact point and shoot camera. And she takes hers to the beach with Jake and sand and all that stuff. Got it all messed up. So she sent it to get repaired, and it took a while. We got it back after it was repaired, and then it broke again. Awesome. So I said, let's call it a day with that sucker. And so I gave her mine, and now I needed one. So this camera takes the coolest pictures. You guys got to check these pictures out from the concert on the blog. They're really beautiful concert pictures. And they let you take cameras in there. I thought you couldn't take cameras to big shows, but they let you take cameras in there. Nice. So, yeah, it was pretty cool. 570-1053 is the number. Our text number is 35253. Next week, we'll be doing the 28-hour show. Oh, yes. Oh, I'm so excited. That's right. Okay, stop. Next week on Wednesday. Can you guys believe it even? I don't want to.
Spend some quality time. That's right. It's all hanging out together. Oh, lady, no. We're all friends. That's right. We'll share. Yeah, feelings. Yeah, feelings. Laughter. Yeah, we'll have a little food. It'll be great. You know. Some s'mores. You know. We should have, like, a s'more thing sometime that night. Oh, I'm in. That'd be awesome. I mean, if Jay is building a big, you know, fire pit out there. Let's s'more it up around this joint. What do you use for s'mores? Clothes hangers when you go out? Do you take a clothes hanger and unwind it and put the s'mores on there? Isn't that how you do it? That is the weirdest thing I've ever heard in my life. Oh, no, I've heard that before. A clothes hanger? What do you stick the marshmallow on? We would do that at camp. At camp, yeah. What do you stick the marshmallow on? Well, I mean, it depends how you make your s'more. Yeah. holders for camping that you can put the graham cracker in and all that stuff and it will melt the chocolate and the marshmallow, which is great. You can use tongs. What happened to a stick? If you just want to melt just the marshmallow, you get a good twig. We used to always use the skewers that you use to make kebabs. We've used those.
Fancy pants. I like the s'more maker. Or you can do them on the grill, which I've seen looks awesome. I saw on FoodNet, like you take a little piece of tinfoil and you put your graham cracker and your chocolate and then you cover it up just for like a minute, you know, make a little steaming pocket in there. S'mores. Yeah, let's do it. It's marshmallows and chocolates and graham cracker. Now I'm excited. It's good stuff. Yeah, Skye's all the way in. Now I'll show up. She's ready to go. S'mores. Eddie is our producer, our sports guy, and he also does the pregame show for the Chargers. It must have been a day yesterday. That was crazy. Yeah, how was it? Not good. I mean, 15 to nothing they were losing for most of the game. Yeah. And fourth quarter rolled around and Chargers turned around and scored 25 points. Ended up winning 28-18. Well, Norm must have got in there in halftime and talked to him a little bit and told him they... It's firing those speeches. Yeah, you guys... It's like Newt Rockne. When we go out there, you guys better play better. Oh, they did. Something happened. Yeah. They got all fired up in the halftime. Thank goodness. I can't imagine. That little Darren Sproles, man. His little feet. Yeah. Pitter-patter. Yeah, his little legs running all over the place.
I thought he was going to get out of that last taco when he ran that big giant thing. I thought he was going to get out of it. I was like, any second he's going to squeeze out of there like a little pea shooting out of butter. A little kernel. You know, like when you take a kernel of corn, you put it in between your fingers and you squeeze it. And then the little kernel goes pow. Shoots off like that. What? I don't hear anything. We're getting this massive echo. Halloween. Yes, it is. We're in a cave. We're spelunking right now. Sorry, hold on. Somebody rearranged his studio over the weekend. And now it's not getting his sound effects computer working and all that. It's upsetting him. I understand. Upsetting us, too. We hear an echo that maybe the audience... I wonder if the audience heard that, do you think? I don't know. 5701053, did you hear our echo? Creepy.
Skye is our news girl. Oh, hi. She's 30. Hi. And she had a weekend of a little gardening, that kind of stuff. Surprise, surprise. That's right. Shawnee, oh boy, is the real stressed out guy. Yeah, freaking out. In the camera. He is not here in San Diego. He is in the Bay Area. Uh-oh. Oh, no. Oh, he's been running around. We've seen him in the little camera. See, we see him running around. You all right, Shawnee? What's going on? Talk to me. Okay. All right. That's John. I'm fine. Is everything fixed up now? Yeah, everything's fixed. Somebody mess with your studio? Yeah, well, they mess with the, this is like, there's a bunch of radio stations around here and they have this giant computer that controls like where the audio goes everywhere. Right. And so, yeah, they mess with where you guys come to me and I go to you. And they locked it. So no matter how, you know, no matter what I did with the controls in here.
I had to go back there and do it all. Wow. I wore him out a little bit. Now, here's the true test, though. Did you hear that? No. Awesome. I love it. Nope. Nope. Nope. I'm just going to sit back. Just take five. Take a break. Sean is, what are you drinking, Shawnee, oh boy? What are you drinking there? A little crystal geyser. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is it flavored? So good. Yeah, it's very berry flavor, Mike. Very berry. It's water with a hint of berry because Sean hates water. He hates the taste of water. Well, it tastes terrible. It tastes like nothing. Yeah, you think it would be. It doesn't have taste. Ashley is our assistant producer. She is gorgeous. Oh, my gosh. She's a little blonde girl. Thank you. And she's only 25. And she's our friend. And she does a lot of stuff. In fact, her and I are going to begin working on editing.
A Mikey Show Best Of CD. Oh, no. That's right. Oh, no. It was a long and arduous journey. Yeah. It's like going to Mordor. Except worse. Except worse. Mordor was easier. Boston Robert. Yeah. He is our tattooed friend, and he is also 25. He's engaged to be married and has a beautiful fiancé named Sarissa. And he... Do you have a dog, Rob? Yeah. I got a dog. My brother's got a dog. Because for some reason in my mind, my mind computes, has a dog, doesn't have a dog. Has a dog again? Still has a dog? Yeah, I still have a dog. Everything good? Oh, yeah. She's wicked lazy. Yeah. What's her name? Wednesday. That would be a good trivia question. That'd be a nine-pointer if we only said it that one time. My brother's dog's name is Kalea. There you go. Why Kalea? I'm sorry. It's Hawaiian. What does it mean? Dog. Yeah. It's dog. Then there's the artist formerly known as Sir Roosevelt Zethian Oates III, Jr., Esquire, M.D., DDS, President, and CEO, as seen on TV. What an honor.
That's right, Rosie. Sean is having to actually say his effects because we're not able to get those effects to actually play, but we'll work on it and take your phone calls at 570-1053. What were people saying, Zeth? Were they hearing the echo or no? Yeah, they heard it. They heard it. P1 Lucas. Lucas, are you there? Hi. My name is P1 Lucas, and I am on... And I met you at the cricket wireless and at the C3rd day. Yes, you did. Hey, Lucas, do you have your radio turned up right now? No. Okay. Okay. That's a good P1. That's right. You're a good P1. Yeah, I met you at the concert. You were a really nice kid. Uh-huh. How'd you like the show? You stayed up late, huh? Yep. What time did you get to bed that night? Midnight.
Oh, wow. Party animal. Yeah. Seriously. What time did you wake up on Sunday? Six o'clock. Wow. Whoa. Wow, that's cool. Hey, at eight years old, what kind of stuff are you into? Do you play on a PS3 or Xbox or anything? I have a PSP. Yeah. What kind of games you got? Which ones? Star Wars. Ooh. That's awesome. What else, Lucas? What else do you have? Baseball, Star Wars, and what else? And hockey. Nice. Basketball. There you go. Which one are you the best at? Which one do you play the best? It would have to be hockey. That's awesome. Very cool. Well, it was nice to meet you out there, Lucas. It was really great to see you. You too. All right, bro. I'll talk to you later. Talk to you later. All right, we'll see you. Talk to you later. Talk to you later. That's right. That was Lucas. Cute. Pig weekend. While we were out.
Paul Newman died. Whoa. I know it. I know it. How old was Paul Newman? 83. 83. My goodness, he lived a long life. And he makes great salad dressing, too. It's delicious. Right? It's the best, really. He makes a lot of good tasting stuff. He makes some pretty good pasta sauce and stuff. I liked Paul Newman. I did, too. I really did. He's cool. I was bummed when I saw that on Saturday. I was, too. And he, like, remember him in Color of Money? Yeah. He was super good in that. He's a really good actor. Yep. He's a real talented actor. And what did he do? Did you love him in Message in a Bottle? Message in a Bottle. I did. You did? Oh, well, that's nice. Betty, what was that? That's nice. What do you mean? That's not one of your favorite movies? I do not recall him in Message in a Bottle. Oh. Well, let me tell you, Mike. It's a great love story. Kevin Costner plays a widowed guy, and Paul Newman is his dad. Really? Yeah, and he's a gruff old coot. Oh, man. And Robin Wright Penn, he falls in love with.
Who, Paul Newman does? No, Kevin Costner. Paul Newman is the dad. Yeah, he's gruff. Yeah, he's gruff. I do not remember that film. It's a good movie. It sounds really good. It sounds great. There's a lot of tears, and all the ending is rough. Well, I'm looking at my list of audio, Eddie, and I don't have that clip. What? Oh, I'll bring it in tomorrow. Oh, wow. I mean, out of all the movies. Wow. I do have a clip of him from Color of Money. It's very brief. Oh, okay. I guess that one. Uh-oh. And now that isn't playing. Oh, boy. That's fun. Should we just act it out? I can do message in a bottle. Can you? What do you know from that? You're going to be the gruff old guy? Yeah. The gruff old guy? Okay. You got to learn to love again. Oh, man. Sounds beautiful. That's so good. Yeah. Wow, we're having some issues with the... Issues? With the... Audio. Yeah, the audio today. Sound effect. I don't know what's going on with this stuff. Huh. Well, we'll get you audio of Paul Newman acting a little bit later on. Aw.
See, they don't have to deal with this in television. In television, they just get to be kind of, you know, do like a fake routine and then they go to commercial. They get to be like, well, we're having a little bit of technical difficulty this morning. And so we'll check in with that later on the roadways. We'll get to that clip in just a few minutes. That's right. Dude, P1 Harold has a good question. Go ahead, Harold. It's for the Oracle. Go ahead. What's the latest on Anquan Bolden? On who? The echo, echo, echo. It's back, back. It is. The echo, echo is back, back. Eddie, do you know anything about Anquan Bolden? It looked like he was in bad shape yesterday. Yeah, that was a very scary moment for the Arizona Cardinals. Wide receiver caught a pass in the end zone and basically got sandwiched by two guys right in his head, his neck. Lost consciousness for a little while. Went limp. He had to be stretchered off the field. But he was alert after that and moved all his extremities. They kept him in the hospital overnight just as precautionary stuff. But should be okay. But it looked a lot worse than apparently it actually was. This is the second weekend where something like that happened. Because Deron Landry from who is it? I think the...
Panthers? No, no, no. Redskins? No, no, no. I was way off. There's Shawnee's audio. Oh, my gosh. Sean's back. Wow. You fixed it. I think I did. Anyway, yeah, that same thing happened last football weekend, and they had to bring the stretcher out and put him on it and everything. It's the Ravens. It's the Ravens. So, man, I hope both guys are all right. Yeah. I mean, it looked bad yesterday when he got hit. It looks like he's going to be okay. That's good news. Cool, thanks. Thanks, man. Later. Hey, Sean, did whatever was going on, did it affect the audio on my end, too, and now I have audio? No, no, you've always had it. I tried playing something, and it wouldn't play. Let's try again. Try again. Nope, nothing happening. Tell me which one. Cut number. Cut two. Okay. Stand by. I'm playing it now. Yeah, I got it now.
Okay, that was from The Color of Money, so we'll see you guys later. Have a great week. There's a longer clip of Paul Newman from Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. All right, I'll jump first. Nope. Then you jump first. No, I said. What's the matter with you? I can't swim. Are you crazy? The fall will probably kill you. We got to keep a clip of that laugh. That's a great laugh. That's quite a laugh. That's a heck of a laugh. I'm embarrassed to say I've never seen Butch Cassidy and Sundance Kid. I haven't either. I haven't either. I need to watch that. So yeah, Paul Newman passed away. And the other big news was obviously the debates. Yeah. Which I didn't see. I have them taped. I have them taped. I have them taped. Oh my. But I didn't see them. Wow. I got a report back from various people. What are they saying?
My dad said that Obama was able to get under McCain's skin and get him mad. It's not hard to do. Very similar to Paul Newman. That's right. In a message in a bottle. That's right. I think the message is the same in both. I agree. And my mother-in-law said, when my dad said that, my mother-in-law said, I think they both kind of got each other angry at different points. But I haven't seen it. I think she's right. So I got to see it. Don't fret my pet. I will give you a full evaluation on my opinions and what I learned and found later on today. That's right. Don't you worry. Got you covered. I told Ashley she had to watch the debates and break them down for us. I really enjoyed them. It's going to be really, really amazing to hear Ashley. Took notes. Oh, good. Oh, my. Learn along. Can we please... scan her notes and put them on the website. Absolutely. Can we scan those notes? I want to see what her notes look like. Let's see. I'm just looking for spicy words as I look through the audio of the debates and I saw McCain attacks Obama on the surge. And that looks very spicy. Senator Obama said the surge could not work.
said it would increase sectarian violence, said it was deemed a failure. Recently on a television program, he said it exceeded our wildest expectations. But yet, after conceding that, he still says that he would oppose the surge if he had to decide that again today. I have to turn my hearing aid down when I listen because the S's are sharp. It's like being in a haunted house. Yeah, it seems like they are going at it. Obama says that he was wrong about the war, that McCain was wrong about the war. When the war started, you said it was going to be quick and easy. You said we knew where the weapons of mass destruction were. You were wrong. You said that we were going to be greeted as liberators. You were wrong. You said that... There was no history of violence between Xi and Sunni, and you were wrong. The question is the judgment of whether or not, if the question is, who is best equipped as the next president to make good decisions about how we use our military, how we make sure that we are prepared and ready for the next conflict, then I think we can take a look at our judgment.
I can't wait to watch it. You guys, Sky, you watched it, right? Yeah, I watched most of it. Eddie, did you see it? I was playing Star Wars my year. I had much more important things. Yeah, dog. How far did you get? Dude, I am almost done. I literally played probably eight hours on Saturday. That is insane. So I'm about, I would probably say three quarters done. Wow. If not more. So Sky, what did you think? Yeah, you know, Obama definitely was stumbling over his words a lot more than I'm used to seeing. Look like the pressure's getting to him. Both he and McCain, you know, got a little flustered at times, was obvious. McCain was giving him the choke sign. But my favorite was on two separate occasions, Obama called McCain by the wrong name. What do you mean? Like, one time I think he called him Jim, and another time he called him, yeah. Really? That's awesome. Yeah, he would be, like, addressing McCain, and he'd be like, Jim, you got, I mean, John. Oh, wow. Yeah, like, twice. It was really funny. Hey, Seth, did you have something, is that the thing that you were talking about, or is it different? Something different. Oh, okay. He's all, excuse me, ma'am.
She doesn't know what she's talking about. It made me laugh. And then I know that this is going to break the hearts of a lot of men listening, but Scarlett Johansson is a married woman now. Wow. That's right, Eddie. Eddie just got a look of shock and awe. Shocked and awed. I didn't hear about this. Yes, she is gone. She is off the market. Yep. Who's that lucky bastard? Ryan Reynolds. That guy doesn't deserve so much. Is that Lars? Is that Lars in the real world? No. How many times do you ask that? That's Ryan Jossage Jr. Ryan Gosling. Yep, Ryan Gossage. No. Ryan Reynolds is that goofball who looks like Game Cook. Van Wilder used to date Alanis Morissette. I knew the Alanis thing, but I thought that the guy from Lars and the Real Girl was engaged to Alanis Morissette. That's the guy from The Notebook. Okay, Ryan Reynolds is the guy from The Notebook. No! You know what happens? I go, oh man, I go like this. This is what my brain does. My brain goes, I don't know Van Wilding.
And so I got to try to latch on to something different. But my only point of reference is something I don't know. He was in that movie Just Friends. Oh, now I know who you're talking about. Really, dude? What? Now I got it. It was a good one. Man. Yeah, so Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds got married Saturday in Canada. It was a very small, intimate wedding with just friends and family. Why is it disgusting? Yeah. I don't know. Oh, okay. They have a big market, and they take them off. They take people off of it. That was a top seller, though. I know. It's right up there at the top of the market. Now it's off the market. That's worthless. Forget it. The package has been opened. Forget it. I think it had been opened before. You don't know that, Sean. Likely. You guys hear about Heather Locklear? No. DUI butt? DUI butt. It's DUI butt and then a comma. Because when you say DUI, what does everybody think? Rob.
Okay. When you say DUI, what's the second thing you think? Most people associate a DUI with what? Alcohol. It wasn't alcohol. Oh, no. There's something else. What was it, Sky? Well, they believe that Heather Locklear was under the influence of prescription medication. Can you drive on that? No. You're not supposed to. Yeah. I'm in trouble. That's hilarious. I don't get to work every day. That's right. So I guess Heather was driving erratically in a parking lot in Santa Barbara County, and she was revving her engine, and then when the police arrived, she was half in the parking lot, half blocking the roadway. Just parked there, right? Yeah, but had her seatbelt on, but is parked there. And so when the officer talked to her, he said it was obvious that she was under the influence of something. And after the breathalyzer came up, you know, that it wasn't booze. Can you imagine? Like, you take the breathalyzer, you know, and nothing. So you're like, can I go now? Yeah, I'm good. I win. I win. You lose. Eddie, did you watch any college football? Oh, man. What a crazy weekend of college football. Yeah, I did. Was it? What? Tell me. Almost all the top teams lost this weekend. You know, USC on Thursday.
They were number one. Georgia lost this weekend. I believe they were ranked third. Florida lost this weekend. They were ranked, I think, fourth. And so, like, all the top teams just fell off the board. So, Oklahoma, your new number one. Oklahoma's number one. What number is SDSU? Tommy, get out my abacus. Let's see. Our text number. 35253. Oh, did I mention next week's a 28-hour show? Yeah, we did. I can't. That's right. It started. Let's just get going. Let's just do it. Get out of the way. Our text is 35253. Our phone number, 570-1053. Sean Merryman will be on this show today. That's right. Number 56 will be on the show today. And we'll talk to him about the Charger game yesterday. Also, something called the DCC. The Dumb Chick Challenge will be on. Do some P1 trivia so somebody can come in the studio on Friday. We got Sean's top five 80s songs of all time. It came up last week.
Also, we're doing something called Meet Lori. And we'll tell you all about it. Plus, Ashley's going to break down the debates. She watched them. She took notes. And we got the YouTube clip of the day coming up. It's a new Dr. Steve Bruhl. And Dr. Steve Bruhl will be telling us all about the second stomach. Brian Regan in the stand-up spotlight. at the breakfast table this morning, and I read in the newspaper that more and more adults are living at home with their parents. That surprised me. I was like, Mom, did you read this? I can't believe it. So surprised I caught Froot Loops all over my bib. Came out all haphazardly. I'm joking. My mom read that for me. Sound it out. Sound it out. Maury and Maury. Dear people of the world, the Mikey Show is on. But at what cost? What cost? This.
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And I don't know that you should be allowed to coach a professional football team and be 15 years old. He's only allowed a certain amount of hours that he can coach. Well, it just was kind of a bummer because, you know, you got to figure if you go into overtime and your mom says you got to get home, then what? What are you going to do? Who do you listen to? Who do you listen to? I mean, the streetlights are obviously on. Hello. And at the same time, you know, like the owner is like, where are you going? But you're like, I'm not going to get grounded over this. Yeah, thank you. I'm not getting grounded over the Chiefs. Thank you. Okay? Our text number is 35253. And people are texting about the echo that we had on the air. Mikey loved the echo. That was the coolest thing ever. You guys should do the whole show like that. It's P1, babe. Thanks, babe. Let's see. Mikey, I heard the echo and thought it was sick. That's P1 Promise. Hey, have you guys seen the lightning all around SD? Yeah. P1 Weather. Yeah, I did this morning. It's crazy. I saw some this morning. Mine was not the traditional streak. It was just a flash of a sheet. What do they call that? A sheet. Really? Yeah, it was just like, you know. A sheet happens. That's right. The sky just lights up. What's going on? Are we going to have thunder and lightning today or what's the deal? They're saying there's some sprinkling out there. Yeah. Oh, I saw a coyote in the parking lot this morning.
In this parking lot? In our parking lot. That's awesome. Did I tell you guys that? Yeah. I'm driving in, and I turned my brights on, and I, like, followed him a little bit, and he went up the embankment back there. What? Wasn't a dog? No, dude. No, no, no. No, this was a... He had an Acme hammer in his hand, so I knew it was a coyote. It's a dead giveaway. No, there was a coyote back there. I got scared Saturday night. because we don't have coyotes anywhere near our house, you know, so I'm not used to it. Yeah. But, you know, we're watching this scary show, and it was like 1130 at night, and all of a sudden I hear a coyote do his little yelp thing. Yeah. And I freak, dude. I'm like, what is that? Yeah. And it started doing it close to our house, and I'm like, we live in La Mesa. You're not allowed here. That's right. There's a curfew. There's a coyote curfew out there. Right? So the lightning, do we know? Is it going to be rainy and thundery today? Yeah, it's raining. And, you know, on the news, because we have NBC 739 on here in the studio, they were showing the Doppler radar with little patches moving throughout the county. Get Nan Carroll on the line. Yeah. Have him fix it. Tell him to knock it off. Fix it.
I don't like rain, man. No? Mm-mm. It's pretty cool. Start a fire. Aw. I could have put on a sweater. It's wonderful. I love the sweater curl up with a nice blanket. No. Light a fire. Read a book. That's all right. Make some hot chocolate. Burn a book. Wait, no. That's the wrong thing I'm saying. Bring your brats. Whatever. I guess you can say things are getting pretty serious. Say more, San Diego. 570-1053 is our phone number. And Sean Merriman will be on in just a little bit. What's up with all those plane crashes, man? I don't know. Is that tripping you out? Something's going on in Carlsbad. Well, yeah. There's been, like, a few. Like, we heard about the Travis Barker one. Then we had one here in Carlsbad. And now another one? In Carlsbad. In Carlsbad. What? Yeah, two crashes in Carlsbad in the last week. Weird. Yeah. Oh. Yeah. What's up? Well, the one that happened last week, you know, ended up on the crossings golf course right over by Palomar Airport in Carlsbad. And luckily, those two people in the plane were OK and were rescued. But the one that happened over the weekend happens yesterday morning. And I guess.
The plane came for an approach and missed the approach and so circled back around to make another attempt at landing and didn't go so well and ended up crashing. And the lone guy who was in the plane ended up dying. Do we know if it was like a student or something or if he had been an experienced pilot? Yeah, they don't say. They talk about how it was foggy out. The plane took off from Lake Havasu but was destroyed. That's right. Ashley's not sure where Havasu is. It's like quite a flight. That's right. It's international, I believe. That's right. Must have taken at least a couple hours. Well. What is the deal? Are they investigating it to figure out why it happened and all that? Yeah, they're investigating. And I know some people in the area who live there, you know, when things like this have happened before, have complained saying, hey, this airport's in a bad location. It's too close to homes and businesses. It's too squished in there, you know, to give enough space. But, yeah, they're definitely going to be investigating both of the crashes. Yeah, that's weird that that's going on. 570-1053 is our phone number.
And you can text us at 35253. In fantasy football, I had Brett Favre yesterday and lost my game. That's impossible. That is impossible. What? He threw six touchdown passes. Something he's never done in his career before. Yeah. Then how did Mike lose? It's garbage. It's our scoring system. You want to hear what Brett had to say? Yes. 78. It's probably about me. Did I think we would score that many? For Mike? Or that way? Six TDs? And still Mike loses. I think it shows the potential that this team has. I don't think it's any reason to go out and start buying playoffs and Super Bowl tickets. I think it's just one game. It's a great start. Ain't the eight's fault. Once again, it shows a lot of potential. They shot hard.
The Crazy 88s lost yesterday with six touchdown passes from Brett Favre. How does it happen? How does it happen? It doesn't make any sense. It's as weird as a coyote at Clear Channel. That's what it is. It's that weird. It's like the apocalypse. That's right. What's going on? I wonder if anybody's throwing raw meat out on the parking lot and it's attracting them or something. What is going on around this place? Austin Rob's like, I would be picking it up. You see him outside fighting the coyote. Unfairly fighting with a coyote. An off-duty border patrol agent got stabbed in Ocean Beach. When did that happen? It happened early Saturday morning, and this guy was, I guess, just kicking it with his wife over by the OB pier, and a group of about six people approached them, and I guess there were some words and turned into a fight, and a woman in the group stabbed the Border Patrol agent in the lower back.
Ouch. Yeah. And so he was taken to the hospital with, you know, non-life-threatening wounds. Wow. But all the six people who, you know, approached the off-duty Border Patrol agent and his wife have been taken to jail. And they say juvenile hall. So I guess some of them were even minors. Crazy. That is nuts. Yeah. We should probably announce it every hour in the hour. Scarlett Johansson off the market. So there's that one. What are you going to do? I'll let people know. Yeah. Paul Newman passing away. Other big news, the debates. And we will be having the debate broken down by Ashley in just a little while. She took notes and the whole thing. Awesome! You know what else I thought was a real weird story over the weekend? Is this Somalia pirate thing. Yeah. I love pirates. Well, I don't know if you'd like these ones. Why not? These are different than the ones you... Captain Jack Sparrow. These are different than... I love Captain Jack Sparrow. Very different from that guy. How?
I don't think so. These dudes. And I've heard, like, there's pirates out in the waters around Somalia. Oh, yeah. Really? Dude, I wouldn't be anywhere near there in the water. Whoa. It's creepy. That's crazy. What'd they do, Sky? Well, there was this Ukrainian cargo ship loaded with tanks, artillery shells, grenade launchers, small arms. Sean's dancing outfit. Yes. Sean, I wonder if they were dancing on board. You should go on a USO. You should shut your mind. He was in an Ukrainian dance troupe. We're not a boat, stupid. You could have been hired by the boat. You could be hired. You could have been hired. Yes, we were hired by the pirates. No, the Ukrainian boat wasn't. Shut up. What is the problem here? So the Ukraine had loaded this boat with all these tanks and weapons because they were selling them to Kenya. Yeah. Well, on the way to Kenya.
A bunch of pirates. This is a joke, right? No. That's a funny thing happening on the way to Kenya. Yeah. A priest, a rabbi, and a Ukrainian. Yeah, they all get on a boat. So right off the coast of Somalia, a group of pirates hijacked the ship with all the weapons on board. So the Navy has sent out several of our ships to go out there. Keep our eyes on what's going on. Dude, I heard they wanted like 20 million bucks, too. Well, they wanted 35 million and have now lowered their ransom to 20 million. They're negotiating. Just 20? No. But, you know, we're getting involved. For the weapons? Yeah, for the whole ship and the crew. You know, there's crew on the ship, too. They're nuts. I bet they pay it. I bet they pay the 20 million. Wow. Like, you know, the United States, we would never, ever bargain. With that, or have they already said, we're not paying anything. We're not going to negotiate with you pirates. I haven't read yet. They said that they're definitely in talks, but that, you know, they're not specifically saying they're going to give the money over. But, you know, we're getting involved. Russia's getting involved because nobody wants these weapons falling into the hands of these pirates. I heard their demand letter started with R. Mady. Oh, okay. R. Mady, comma. Isn't this the new Bourne movie? Yes. For real. Like, seriously.
Hey, P1 Eric. Uh-huh. Right. The nephew got shot. Another kid died. How did you guys find out that that was the result? Yeah. The pirates were taken off on their little whaler boats. They were hauling. Uh-huh. They were hauling butt out there. And then we went over and we actually rescued those two guys airlifting to an aircraft here and they ended up living. Why were they shooting at them? They robbed them. Oh, they robbed them. Yes. Oh, my goodness. When you guys are out there, when the United States is out there and they see this happening, you guys can't help. Right? You can't engage them. Oh, we can too. You can? So if you see pirates out there and you're part of the United States Army, you can fire on these pirates? Yes, we can. Because we hand out pamphlets over there and we like, you know, it's like, hey, if you see any like terrorism slash piracy slash anything out there, you know, endangering lives, I mean, we can step in. Did you guys try to get those pirates? They ended up getting, we ended up getting them. Not us, not our ship, but...
Another ship actually ended up getting them. Really? Yeah. Now, do you take, like with the police, when somebody's got a weapon and they're firing, the message or the order is shoot to kill. With these guys, do you just take them under arrest or do you try to blow them away? Actually, I don't know the paperwork on that part, but I just know that we actually go after them. And I think we either turn them over to their government. Crazy. Catch them alive. That's scary. I don't want to be out there. I don't want to take a cruiser. No. Thank you for the call. You're not taking a cruise to Somalia? I'm not. I guess I got to cancel. I booked it. It was like $45. Oh, wow. It's $45. It's a 30-day cruise, all you can eat. Wow. And we found out we were going to be the only people on it. We were like, rad. We get around the place. And so it's a new program, Pick Your Room. Like, you get to pick your own room, you know? That's neat. There's sweets on board and everything. Oh, now I get why it was 45 bucks. Makes a lot more sense to me now. Yeah. Text us at 35253. The topic is your Somalian cruise and, you know, like, how much fun you had on it. Call us at 570-1053. That's our phone number. Check it out. We're going to have a guy named Sean Merriman on the show next. Oh, yeah. A guy named Sean Merriman, number 56. We'll talk to him.
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Mikey, they're not real pirates, just a bunch of guys with laptops sitting on a boat burning movies. That's P1 Charger fan. Didn't know that. They're just downloading movies. I didn't know that. I've heard about that. Mikey, this is P1 Tina Bina. Ask Sky why she hates the 28-hour show so much. I think there's a pretty easy answer for that, right, Sky? Yeah, pretty easy. Well, I'm an old lady. I enjoy napping and attempting to get eight hours of sleep in the evening. And I get kind of sick to my stomach when I don't get that amount of sleep. So come, you know, I don't know, midnight, I start to feel nauseous and continue to feel nauseous until I go home. Whatever, 12 hours later. Little nips of bread. I think this year, little nips of bread. That's a great idea. Like a bird. But I've tried that. Well, have Rob feed you like a bird. No, no, I don't want to. No, no, thank you. See, Eddie's showing you how to do it. He's showing you how to do it. It's not hard. It's not hard at all. Lights. What's up, man? What's going on? How you doing, dude? Cracking.
Doing pretty good. Okay, so let's get an update. Where are you now? Are you still in Florida? No, I'm back in Cali now. Hey, man, will you travel with the team or do you get to chill out and rehab at home while they're gone? No, I'll still be rehabbing. I'll probably try to come back out in the next few games. I have another week on the crutches. Oh, really? So only another week, and then after a week, you're able to walk around, like, on a cast? Well, no cast or anything. I mean, I'm walking around. My knee is out, and everything looks good. No brace? No brace, no anything. Look at you. Look at you. Dude, do they tell you, do the doctors tell you, like, don't lift anything or stuff like that? Well, with my legs, but I can't walk around looking puny, so I've got to find weight some way. So I've been lifting about two weeks now. Hey, that's cool. That's cool. So what did you think yesterday? Where did you watch the game? At home? Yeah, I watched it at home. Yeah, I came down here in rehab for a week. And I was in the game, man, just sitting there watching the guys. And I got a chance to talk to them probably about 25, 30 minutes before kickoff. And, I mean, it was a close one, man. But a win is a win. No matter how it looks, it's still a win.
That if you see something on the defense that is glaring to you, that you text a friend of yours on the defense and tell him what you see. During the game? It's funny. During halftime. No, no, no. But they go into the locker room. I don't think they text their cell phones. They're in the zone, Mike. They're playing the game. I would check my cell phone. That might be a new kind of invention there. You get a chance to look at the text message on the game. See, I thought they'd go in at halftime. If it were me, first thing I'd do is check my email. Well, you'd be checking your email on the field. That's true, too. It should be focusing on the game. Sean, I can't stay off the iPhone email, you know? And so I'm constantly checking my email on iPhone and also the text messages. I like the text message. And so I'm doing that all the time. So if I were a player, you know, yeah, sure. I want to hear what coach has to say and everything. But I just I got to check my celly, you know, right before I do that, coach, if that's cool. They come in, I have a whole list of plays lined up for me. What I've seen doing halftime. Yeah. Is it completely silent as you watch the game or does Sean Merriman shout things out at his television as he watches? It depends. I do get pretty bad, man.
I saw you a little bit, but for the most part, I look at the game a little different. Like I said, I'm always breaking down film, and a lot of times I don't even hear the commentators when they talk. I just look at the game and look at formations, and it's just like, you know, machine to me. There you go. Eddie, you got a question? Yeah, Sean, I mean, we were kind of joking around about it earlier, but I really want to know, is Norv Turner the kind of coach at halftime that will fire you guys up, or is it pretty just like a... standard, you know, this is what you're doing wrong and this is what you've got to fix type of a speech? It's more what you're doing wrong and what we've got to fix. I've always said that Noah's going to come out and tell you the things we've got to do in order to win games, and that's what he's been good at since he's been there. You know, he's not going to get you all riled up to go run through a wall, but, you know, some guys don't need it, including myself. If you go out and you see certain things, you say, look, man, if we had it in the session, the game is... a 14-0 ball game instead of a 7-7 game. He'll break it down to you to the point where you understand the reasons why we're losing and what we need to do to get better. Dude, I would be breaking out a TV with a scene from 300 on it. Yeah. You know, that would be my coaching style. Braveheart. Yeah, I'd have a scene from Braveheart at halftime. And I would watch that show everybody. And then, you know, I would like... You accidentally put in Weekend at Bernie's. You're like, oh, no.
Oh, no, this is not firing anybody up. Hey, but guys, since it's here, it's a funny movie. We should check it out. And then when we go back out there, definitely play within your limits. But check this scene out. It's a great movie. Well, it's funny because in college, we used to watch Gladiator before every game. Oh, see? Really? They had scenes from Gladiator before every game. And what they do the night before the game, usually they have highlights. gladiator music or music from the movie 300. So it kind of gets you ready for the game, but to be playing 300 during halftime, I would make that a good idea. So what did you see when you were watching the game yesterday? What was your impression? It's obviously it was two games between the first and second half. It was, it was, and that's what we always preach and talk about. We need to be a four-quarter team, but sometimes it always don't end up like that. But you got to know when to win a game and how to win it. And we did that. And that's all that really matters. And then we go back and watch the film and say, look, this is what we did wrong and fix it. And that's all you can really do and come back out next week stronger. All right. So I had an idea, Sean. And we've never done this with you before. But I think this might be an interesting thing for every guy that's listening that wants to get into shape. Now, can you do what Sean Merriman does? Probably not.
But I thought it would be interesting. One time we asked one of the guys on the show, Boston Rob, to tell us about what his workout is like the day that he wants to work on chest or the day he wants to work on arms. When you are working a chest weight exercise routine, what does it look like? Like a different kind of exercises? Yeah, what do you do the day that you're going to work on, say, chest? I'll do like, you know, bench. Everybody does bench, but I do a lot of chest slides, closed grip, like chest. You know, you put the diamond push-ups, I'll knock out maybe 100 or so of those. Wow. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Sean, you messed up. It sounded like you said 100. Yeah. You meant like five, right? Yeah, you meant like five of them? No, I'll do a set. Between a day, I'll do maybe 300 of them, but I'll do them set to 50 or 100. Nice. Wow, we're different. Yeah, yeah, we're different. Yeah. Sounds about right. Dude, in order for him to get, you know, tired and feel like he's really strained those muscles. Really pushed himself. A hundred. Rob, how do you compare? Let's get Boston Rob here. In my boxing classes, we'll do sets of 15 and we'll do maybe three of them. And by the end, I'm done.
Like I can't do any more pushups. You know what I mean? My chest will just give out. Yeah. So about 45, 50 of those diamonds and those diamonds, they're not. Show me what it looks like, Rob. What do you do? You put your hand like a diamond. You put your hand together like a diamond. Okay. And I mean, it's different. And then you do a pushup. So you're bringing that diamond right to your chest and it is different than your regular, you know, wide hand. Push-up. It is a whole different game. So much harder. And, Sean, you can... You target a different part of your chest. You know, I always looked at it. If you want to have a full chest, you do wide push-ups. You do regular, then you do diamonds. That way you're targeting every part of your chest. That is insane. And you do 100 of them. Yeah, 100. What does Sean Merriman do to work on his arms? Me, I grab the linebackers. I grab all of them. We'll get them one, like, railroad-looking line down the curl rack. So I start at 50s, and I work all the way down to 20s, and then I'll do reverse curls. So probably about a set of 12 or 13, all the way from 50s on down. So you start with a 50-pound dumbbell? Yeah, dumbbells. Oh. And I'll do 15 each all the way down. You can't see me, but my jaw's dropped open.
I don't know that I could pick a 50-pound dumbbell off of the deal. You know what I mean? He's good, Mike. Now, do all the linebackers on the Charger defense keep up with you? Yeah, I mean, I try to bring them to hell, man. You know, whenever I go do it, I just see who falls first. Normally what ends up happening is your boxers cramp up and you won't even lift any more weights anyway. Who on the team challenges you? I like to lift with Tim Dobbins a whole lot, Brandon Siler, a bunch of the young guys I try to bring along with me a lot and get a lot of work in. That's great. That's great. And I'm guessing because you guys are in the season, you have to play on Sunday, so you can't be all ripped up, you know, like torn down on Sunday. So when do you do your lifting? Well, you do a lot of your lifting Monday, Wednesday, and Thursday. Friday is more of a tune-up, and then you stretch and get everything right that Saturday and get ready on Sunday, and you do it all again. That is just crazy. I didn't know any of that. I didn't know any of that. Hey, Lights, we have Josh Lewin in here, who is the most exciting play-by-play announcer in the country, does the San Diego Chargers games. In the history of football. In the history of the game. Let me tell you something. This guy is on more highlights on ESPN.
And all of that stuff. And he's in here with us, and so he was up there yesterday. I do 120 diamonds. That's amazing. That's amazing. Go ahead, Josh. Do you have anything for Sean? No, you know what I'm wondering is just from what he sees. Sean, with Cooper coming back, that's going to help, right? I mean, Cooper's going to be primed. It does help because sometimes you kind of forget that we miss Cooper. you've got to have a thumper in there. You've got a bunch of guys who can play. Matt can play. Derek can play. Those guys can play. You know, people are giving Matt a hard time. He hasn't played that well lately, but he can really play. But you don't have really a guy in there who can thump like Coop is. I mean, Coop's one of those hard-nosed guys who will put his nose in everything and, I mean, make some good tackles in there. Eddie's got a question. Yeah, Sean, your replacement, Giles Tucker, went down with a hamstring injury, and Marcus Harris came in and played like a madman. Did someone say ham? No, madman. Oh, he had a hamstring injury. Oh, I'll leave it in any way you got it. On a string, I'll have it on a plate, I'll have it on a train, I'll have it on a plane. Is it green? So what do you think about Marcus Harris? I mean, it's...
When you see Marcus, he doesn't look like the biggest imposing player around, but he's so strong and he has great leverage. And when he gets out there and puts his mind to it, man, he can really ball, as you said yesterday. There's a reason why he's been around for a few years when I came in. You see a guy that's, what, 6'1", maybe, or so, and about 240, 245 pounds, and goes out there and plays like he's 260 and 6'3". I mean, he's a guy who really came through and provided a lot. for us. I mean, he's been there. Sean, what's for breakfast this morning? Weights. Wow, that's very different from me as well. That is very different from me as well. I'd only like to start my rehab around this time about 7.30 and I'm normally done about 3 every day. So I get a good workout and I get my rehab and massage and everything in. Wait, wait, wait. You will rehab today from 7.30 about 15 minutes from now. From 7.30 to 3 this afternoon? Well, it goes from 7.30 to 9.30, you know, maybe 9.45. I work out, you know, about 11, 11 to 1, and then I'll get some massages. That sounds like a job. Oh, yeah. That sounds like a job. I guess it is. I mean, Sean, you don't just want to kick back, watch cartoons? Yeah, dude.
I have my days for that, man. Trust me, I got my days for that. Normally, Monday through Friday, I get my work in. That's cool. There you go. Hey, listen, Sean, we appreciate you coming on. And who is next? Miami in Miami. Miami in Miami. There it is. South Beach? Okay. Sean. Sean, we appreciate it. Thanks for coming on. We'll talk to you next week, man. All right, thanks, man. See you next week. Sean Merriman. Catch the Bud Light Sean Merriman Report exclusively every Monday on The Mikey Show on Rock 105.3. Check it out. The Mikey Show. You guys are such a great sport for San Diego and everyone listening. San Diego is really, really lucky to have you guys on the radio every morning. Rock 105.3. There's a unique strength that comes from being in the Army Reserve. It's being able to work your current job while you serve your country. It's choosing from over 120 careers with access to opportunities and technology you'd have a hard time finding just in the civilian world. There's Strong and then there's Army Strong. To find out more, visit your local Army recruiter. Log on to GoArmy.com or call 1-800-USA-ARMY. Do it now.
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and the 163 to Governor Drive in the Golden Triangle. Westbound on the 94 King Freeway, that's going to back up here from Federal to an earlier accident, clearing near the 805. The West 8 ride hasn't been too bad this morning. Actually, it's looking pretty good out of the East County all the way to Mission Valley right now. The Westbound 52, you're doing fine up the hill of the Santee. South 15, though, you've got rain down that corridor, and that's backing up from the 4 El Norte Parkway for a slow crawl through Escondido to Villa Rancho Parkway, again through Carmel Mountain Ranch. A little bit of stuff on both sides of the 78 now. It's some rain getting there through Sycamore Avenue out towards Rancho Santa Fe on both sides of the freeway there. And South Pacific, really not too bad. A brief delay out of Encinitas down to Santa Fe Drive, and then you're good to go. I'm Rick Lawrence on Rock 105.3. From the Cricket Wireless Studios. Ah, yeah. KC. San Diego's Rock. It's another Mikey moment. What could we cast Luke Perry in? Like, think of all the movies. It doesn't matter. Give me any movie that Luke Perry could have, because that's where you get the stumbling block. You're like, I don't know, man. It can't be anything funny. It can't be a comedy of any sort. All his IMDb stuff is TV. He's got two movies post-production 2008, but everything else is basically good intentions instead of cruel intentions.
Sequel that. Good intentions and what? You're just making things up, Rob. No, I'm not. And Recoil. What's that a sequel to? Coil. Coil. Back to the Mikey Show on The Rock. Welcome back. It's the Mikey Show, Monday morning, 721. The NFL and NBC has announced that Bruce Springsteen will be playing the Super Bowl halftime show. The baseball playoffs are set almost. Chicago has to play Detroit today in a makeup game. To help determine the AL Central, if the White Sox win, then they get to play Minnesota in a one-game playoff. Oh, wow. What a trip. I almost want that to happen just to see that goofiness take place. We have Josh Lewin in the studio with us. He's a play-by-play announcer for the San Diego Chargers. And I've said it a million times. Watch the game and listen on the radio. It's better that way. It doesn't matter who it is. It's better that way. Josh has a...
Pretty exciting call. How did you like that little Sproles run back yesterday? That must have been exciting to call. You know what? A lot of cool things started happening, Mikey, about, what, 14 minutes left and on. But right until then was just a tooth pull. I mean, to look at those Raiders fans thinking like they actually had a shot for three quarters in a minute. You have to really give the Raiders credit. They came out and played tough football. I mean, they played good defense. They did what they needed to do to win that game, and then they just, as usual in the fourth quarter, decided, ah, we're done. Well, it's like they remembered they were the Raiders all of a sudden. But also, it was a Southern California 88-degree day yesterday. They wore the white uniforms for the first time at home since they've moved back from L.A. They don't do that, and they did that because they didn't want to absorb the heat in those black jerseys. And that's cool. That's fine. They still wore it down in the fourth quarter. With wearing the white. If they had been wearing the black, they might have died. For real. They just didn't have anything left in the fourth quarter, and the Chargers had plenty. It worked out real well. You know what? I'm just trying to figure out, and you guys helped me out with this, but from week to week, I've been trying to figure out what the personality of the team is. What is their personality? Are they these sluggers who never give up? Or are they guys who...
just don't want to put the hammer down? Or are they guys that do put the hammer down? You know, that's a good question. I mean, philosophically, you know, we're a quarter of the way into the season. And that is, I think, the charge right now, the challenge. If I know, you know, who are these people? What are they all about? If you look at them right now, they're a slow starting team that gets it in gear. Then the second half. Yeah, they look like a bunch of guys that are real talented, kind of, you know, fought around for a while, and then somebody says, let's freaking go. That's what I thought. Oh, yeah, we're the Chargers. We're real good. That might not be, you know, reality, but that's just the perception right now. That's just kind of what it looks like. You know, the talent is there, and the drive is there. I mean, they know every team franchise has a very short window of opportunity. You know, you've got all this talent. You can do something with it now. We can ask Norv Turner. Cut 109. He can explain a little bit better. And, you know, we just missed on a couple more touchdowns. We had LT on a swing pass and a chance at a touchdown. Had Gacy on another shot for a touchdown. So, you know, it was one of those games where it wasn't going to be easy, but the mental toughness allows you to get done what we got done. Oh, you know, yeah. Yeah, go out there and just play your heart. Nice. I'm very upset, Norm. You won the game. I mean.
What do you want from me? It seems like you're sad. I'm not trying to do either thing. I'm just saying I'm having a good time out there. Seems weird, but I'm sorry. Are you okay? I'm fine. I just won the game. I just showered. I feel good. You shower? This is the happiest I sound ever. You shower with the players? This is the happiest I've ever been in my entire life. You know what's funny is Norv on the plane coming back sits around doing Mikey. It's so weird. It's so strange. How fun. And when you hear the two of them together, it's crazy. I know. You can't tell one from the other. 570-1053 is our phone number. Our text number is 35253. Phillip Rivers and his little touchdown pass to Gates 107. First and goal from the 9LT in the backfield. Rivers looking end zone. Rivers rolling out. Picking up a block. Guns it into coverage. Touchdown, Antonio Gates. And finally, the Chargers have a touchdown today. There you go. Eddie, you must have loved that. I needed it. I have him in both of my fantasy leagues. That was almost the touchdown call that went something like this. And it's about freaking time. You should have said that. I felt like saying that. That's awesome.
Our phone number is 570-1053 and our text number is 35253. And you get to hang around today, right, Josh? You're doing some stuff. I am in town. I'm going to actually, now that baseball season is over, I get to actually enjoy a little bit of San Diego living. Nice. You don't have to leave yet, do you? I do not. Well, I'm going to go do the Clear Channel cluster run here and go on some other radio stations. But in like 15 minutes. Okay, cool. Because I thought it would be fun to do a little bit of something called the Dumb Chick Challenge. You're going to embarrass us in front of Josh? Josh's favorite game. This is going to inspire you guys to do better because Josh will be watching. I love it. We're going to do great. We're going to do great. Here's how the Dumb Chick Challenge works. What we do is we ask... questions of the three dumb chicks on the show. We have Sky, Ashley, and Boston Rob. They're the three dumb chicks on the show. And what we do is we ask them just general knowledge questions and they have to answer them. I don't know that I would really call them that. What we have is one, two, and three point questions and the first person that gets to five points wins. I don't know that I'd call them hard.
Unnecessary. Oh, thank you, actually. Hey, but I mean, it's like usually art history. Yeah. Pointless. Well, I mean, it just depends on your definition of heart. If you mean fifth grade high school or fifth grade. Useless information. Yes. If you mean high school, no. That's really what these questions are. Well, let's get everybody on the phone lined up to do this. Eddie, what is the prize today? How about we give away some boo ball tickets? Oh, what about that? Oh, hello. Oh, what about that? P1-300's on the line. Oh, my. What's up, Mikey? How you doing, dude? I'm good. How are you? Very good. Very good. Who would you like? I'll take Boston Rock. Yeah, there you go. Good choice. Hang on the line. Next up, P1 Moe. How you doing, Moe? I'm doing all right. How are you? I'm good. And who would you like? Hi. What up? Good choice. Hang on the line. That means last taken in dodgeball. P1 Ponce. What's up? You get Ashley. Come on, Ashley. We can do it. Ashley can do it. Ashley can do it. Look it. She's fired up. That's your boy. Okay. Eddie, where do we start? The resonator. Yeah. Let's do this. Now, Boston Rob usually tries to go real strong. Comes out of the gate, like, you know, hey, come on, tough guy, give me a three. That's right. He's got to get the five points. He usually takes a three. And, you know, lately, it's not been good for him. I beg to differ, but whatever.
All right, your opinion. What would you like to do today, Boston Rob? Eddie says calm it down, so I'm going to go for three. Eddie doesn't say anything. Wow, wow, wow. He's not your base coach. This guy. He's not your base coach. Lay off. Why is Eddie cheating on you? No, he's not. I didn't do anything. No, he's not. Rob is true. He's my Damalo Hale. Wait. He's my Damalo Hale? Wow, Josh actually got it. You are the worst. Josh, what is that? What was that reference? What was that a reference to? That would be the Red Sox third base coach. Oh, unreal. My goodness. My goodness. That is awesome. Wow. Okay. And I am not that. You are. Thank you. No. Are you ready, Rob? Weird. Yeah, I'm ready. Let's make it an easy one. Okay. Your easy three-point question is? No chemistry, no science. You can't choose. No math. It's history. Oh, yeah. Look at the lucky duck. Between 1847 and 1854. Columbus. Shut your mouth. No. Pilgrims. Oh, that's right. Pilgrims came in. What are you guys talking about? The first Thanksgiving. I don't know what that even. Okay. Don't be a jerk. I don't understand this. Mike is doing this. Well, we had a question.
Similar to this, not really. It was when the Pilgrims landed here in America. Alright, we're all funny. I'm a new listener, go ahead. You are not. I just started. I listened to Jeff and Jer. And you know, real basic. Ironically, they started in 1842. So here is the question. You can explain later. Between 1847 and 1854, more than 1 million poor people came to the U.S. from Ireland. For what agricultural Whoa. The potato famine. Whoa. Potato famine. Yeah, of course. I didn't know that. How did you not know that? You did not know. Everybody knows that. I didn't know that. You two are Irish. That may be why you know. I read the question. Everyone knows that. It must be an Irish question. We almost got wiped out by a potato. I know. It was tough, man. It was a close one. I thought it was a shepherd's pie reunion. Yeah. Sounds delicious. That's next week. Isn't that nice? Yeah, I think so. That was so easy. Rob.
You got three points. Yeah. That's because you guys are Irish. You guys know that. That's a bit of one point. Awesome. You know what I'm saying? This guy's Mexican. He doesn't know that kind of stuff. Yeah, if you ask me anything about Mexican history, I'll answer it. Hey, I can tell you. What about the quesadilla famine? I can tell you. That started in 2004. Oh, did it? Yeah, at our house. Girls got it. Ashley, what would you like? A one? She's looking at her third base coach, Eddie. Simpatico. Oh, thank you. Simpatico. Yeah. Great four lovers. It's true. What are you thinking here, Ash? One, two, or three-point question. This is easy, Mike. Me and my base hoochetti are on the same wavelength before we even locked eyes, and we both would like you to give me a two. You've got it. Oh, wow. Thank you. You got it. Here we go. Thank you. Ashley? It sounds tough. It sounds tough when I start, but just give it a chance. Breathe. Just breathe. Breathe again. Breathe again. Breathe again. Breathe again. That face is weird. Breathe again. The face is weird. Breathe again. It's not a question. She's confused. Breathe again. Well, she says breathe again, then she says breathe again? Yeah, like weird. And so you're not sure. All right, just hear the whole question out before getting irritated with it and how it doesn't affect your personal life. The question is.
Name the Arab-focused... See, she's already like... Hey, let's all calm down. Hold on, hold on. But hang on. But hang on. Name the Arab-focused news network that usually breaks the Al-Qaeda tapes. Uh-oh. She sank a little bit. Her shoulders slumped. Her shoulders slumped. I know we do. Yeah. Ashley's bangs are rocking today, though. I'll tell you that. Yeah, they're really froofy. Yeah, they're froofy. They're froofy. They're froofy. Well said. I will say. It's in there. It's in there. My gut is saying, you're asking for a channel. Don't go with your gut. Don't go with your gut. I almost had right. Never go with your gut. It's normally right. Is it OBC? Yes, I'm a broadcasting channel. It's not. My gut is saying, like, fucks. It's snot. It's snot. It's snot. CNN? That is not an Arab-focused news network. Sometimes I think they are. It's snot. Oh, boy. Ash, it's not CNN. I didn't understand the question. I'm going to be honest. It's Al Jazeera. You know that, oh, she just gave a tongue out. She stuck her tongue out. What do you want? What is that?
Al Jazeera. I agree. Yeah. And that guy working traffic. Sky. Uh-oh. Hi. Hi, everybody. Sky, you got to know. Shut up. Rob's already got three points. Uh-oh. Well, yeah, because he got the easiest question ever. Well, not for everybody. Maybe that'll happen for you. Yeah, it could happen for you. I'll give you an Irish question. I want an Irish question. Skye. Well said. I'm drunk right now. Skye usually goes 2.2.1 point, but today she wants a three. No, I do not want to deviate. I'll give you one. No, I would like a two, please. Always a two. Alright, Skye. Located in the Yukon, what Canadian river lends its name to a famed brand? of ice cream bar? That's a great question. Oh, there she is. The only thing that's going to help me is go through ice cream bars. Okay, so... So we got Haagen-Dazs, which I do not believe. The Crunch Bar. Crunch Mountain. Crunch River. The Pusha Pop. We have the Dove Bar, which I believe could be an option. Delicious.
You said ice cream bars. Ben and Jerry's. Yeah, there's Ben and Jerry's, but I don't think that's it. No, there's a Ben and Jerry River, right? I checked of it last night. There's like the Missile Pop. Flows Jerry Garcia. Wouldn't that be awesome? That's my favorite. There's a Missile Pop, but I don't think you can say that. It's like ice cream. It's the Missile Pop River. It's Chunky Hammy. Okay. I don't think it might. Don't you do it. Don't do it. What are you going to... Hey, I'm brainstorming here. Oh, sorry. Can you give a girl some space? Uh-huh. I think that's all I got. Oh, no. Fudgesicle River. Okay, wait. Well, now this reaction. The Choco Taco River. The River Drumstick. I'm going to go with the Dove. The Dove River? Yeah. For real? Incorrect. The Klondike River. That's right, Ashley. Oh, you are so good. That's right. How did I not think Klondike? Right? Ashley got it. It's the Klondike River. You are good. She gets the points. Ashley gets the points, right? I almost itemed you, but then I was like, oh, no, don't catch us. She doesn't. Oh, no, don't catch us again. Way to go. That's a delicious ice cream, Mike. What is it? What's the Klondike?
I'm hungry. Okay, we know. We know it. Mommy gets hungry. Mommy gets hungry. They're like a square, right, covered in aluminum foil, and you take a big bite, delicious milk chocolate on the outside, delicious vanilla ice cream on the inside. It's fantastic. Does it have a stick on it? No stick. No, and that's why I didn't think of it. How do you hold it? Because it doesn't have a stick. You just like a sandwich. Oh, that's gross. It gets all over your fingers? Oh, no, because they have aluminum foil. You eat it fast. You work it out, dog. It's all good. You really don't know what a Klondack... I would not go there, dude. Whoa, whoa. Hold on. I thought you were kidding. I don't like that all over my fingers and everything. You know, for real? Yeah, for real. I don't know. You know, for real? Zeth. You with a knife and fork. Zeth's showing me right now. Well, first of all, it's totally impractical. I'm looking at a Klondack bar. First of all, calm down. It's impractical. Let me teach you. No one turn on the heater. You keep the wrapper on it, and you hold the wrapper, and you peel it around. Yes. You know, you hold it. Where do you put the wrapper you just tore off? You don't tear the whole thing off. You peel it. You peel it back. Like a banana, kind of. And that means that whatever was underneath is now being peeled back onto your fingers. So now I have wetness on my fingers. No, no, no. It does get messy. I'm not going to lie. This guy's being straight about it. I don't think we should find him. I could eat a Klonak bar without getting anything on my fingers. You're not doing him any favors. Let's test that. Go get one. Go get one, Seth. I'll prove it. Yes! I love it.
Even though I'm watching my weight. I don't like it. It sounds messy. Calm down. I want to see it done. I want to see it done. I need to see it done. Okay. Austin Rob. You need money. Seth needs money. You can't afford a Klondike bar. I have 17 cents in my bank. How much is a Klondike bar? You don't have to brag, Bill Gates. I'm just saying. I don't want to get money. No, he's like, I get 17 cents. I get it, dude. Easy Bill Clinton. Simon Cowell. Look at you. The two richest people in the world. Bill Clinton and Simon Cowell. He's a filthy millionaire. What are you going to do here, Rob? Yeah. What are you doing? Yeah, I want to try to wrap it up. I get a feeling I won't. End it now. Two-pointer? Hurry up. Yeah, two-pointer. All right. It's two-pointer. Question is, your two-point question is, the Wallaby appears to be... Oh, no. The Wallaby. Sky's favorite drink? That's what I'm saying, bro. The Wallaby Darn. No. No, the Wallaby. Irish, right here. That is what it's called, right? The Wallaby Darn? Mm-hmm. Glug, glug, glug. That's the last time you went to...
Don't bring it up, bro. No, no, no. No, she didn't go. I mean, are you trying to rub it in? Yeah, I'm sorry. My anniversary was a flop. I didn't want to have my romantic dinner. How far back do we have to go to get you there? I'm sorry. It was all ruined. Thank you, Eddie. It was not romantic. Eddie gets it. We should get a divorce. I'm not on your side. I agree. I'm not on your side. I agree. And your weekend was just so filled up with stuff you couldn't head out. Thank you. Okay. That's right. Thank you. Very busy. She had to keep marking things off on the to-do list. Lots going on. That's right. Oh, man. A wallaby appears to be a smaller version of which animal? Rob. I mean, really? Are you reading all Rob's questions off the one list? What are you doing, bro? It's a do. Are you on the right page? I am. I got the claw. Probably the easiest question we've ever asked. I believe it's a koala bear. Oh, wait, wait, wait. No, I did not say that. You said it's a koala bear. What the heck's a wallaby? I don't know. I thought it was a drink. Take a guess. Guess an Australian animal. Well, you kind of did. You said koala. You just got the wrong animal. I don't know. What is a wallaby? Paul Hogan?
Ashley got it again. Ashley's killing it today. Not on her questions. No, never on my questions. But she's killing it. It's a kangaroo. It's a small kangaroo. Oh, really? Yeah. I've never seen one in my life. A wallaby? I thought it was just the drink. Oh, they're really cute. Oh. They're really adorable. They taste great, too. Oh, stop. Stir fry. Yeah. All right. Another round. How dare you? How dare you? One more time around. You are the worst. You are the worst. Ashley, what will you do? Because now that's the second two-pointer you knew. She's killing it. You got to go for a three. Well, she does that too. She gets those every once in a while. She's the smartest person I know. That's true. Thank you, Eddie. It's only when she does the one-pointers that they give her some trouble. You're a stallion. I can relate to that. Thank you. Big time. Big time. Big time. Big time. Mike, I feel like I'd be stupid not to go for a three. All right. That's how I feel. Yeah. Give it to me. All right. Now, Ashley, I want you to think here, okay? I don't like your tone. Change the question. Ask me to think. Oh, that's bad. Here we go. The question is, which, which, you took a three, right? Yes.
Which president did Henry Kissinger serve under? Don't just say it. You've got to think about it. Don't just say it. Sky is shaking her head like she doesn't have any idea. Yeah, like this is the hardest question on the planet. Don't even worry about it. President Klondike. No, no, Ash, I give you different advice. Worry about it. Yeah, worry about it. I would worry. I would worry about it. That's right. Well, I'm just going to go with my gut. Oh, no. Just say it. Just say it. It's a tough one. Teddy Roosevelt. She always says Teddy Roosevelt. It's her go-to answer. It's her go-to president. It's her go-to president. Don't go with your gut. I love it. Never go with your gut. You were close. One of these days. I don't know the answer. You guys, one of these days, it's got to be the right answer. Oh, man. One of these days, the question will be, What is Theodore Roosevelt better known as? Was it Reagan? No. Kennedy? No. He's running out of presidents. That's all of them. That's every president I know besides Teddy Roosevelt. That's all there's been. It was Nixon. It was under Nixon. Under Nixon. I mean, I know of him, but I never would have gone there. Sky. Oh, boy. Roth win already. Uh-oh.
I'll take a two. Oh, man. She always wants those twos. Yeah. Come on. Make it an easy one. All right. Read it off the Rob list. Oh, wait. The Constellation Ursa Minor is more commonly known as what? Simple. Oh, it's so easy. It's so easy. How do you not know this? Can you shut up? Oh, I'm just saying. No one's talking. Wallaby. It's the best. Constellation. The Constellation. Let's discuss. Ursa Minor. So everyone's saying this is really easy. Simple. I was a business major and an Ursa Minor. So... Oh. Okay, okay. So the question is, what's its common name? Like, what do people... Come on. Well, I'm guessing because the way you're saying this is all so simple, that it's the Big Dipper. The Little Dipper.
That's what I was going to guess. It's the little difference. It's the minor. Oh, I didn't even listen to the words. The major's the big. It's the minor's the little. Oh, you really let me do it. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Okay. Wait, I see what you're doing there. Come on, Rob. Two. You got it, Rob. Thank you, Rob. Maybe Rob will wrap it up right here. I beg of you, sir. I beg of you. I'm going to try. Sky is going to be so irritated at this. I just weed him. I don't know. He goes down the list. I go down the list. The highest elected official in the U.S. is the president. What's the highest elected official in Great Britain? Sky just gave me a look. I couldn't even look at her. I saw her peripherally glaring like Elton John. That's ridiculous. George Michael. They're the queens, right? Let me stick. British queens. Elton John. Ray Mercury. This is the only three British queens I know.
Because you say elected. Oh, you. I'm going to say. Dummy. Wait. I thought we were going to say stuff. I thought we were going to say stuff. No, we were, but. Rob is really, like, thinking right now. I'm confused. I'm confused. Is it prime minister? Yes. Well, elected, because that's not the highest official. This guy. The highest. Electric show. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Eddie, what did John win? Was it John? No, 300. Yeah, Fred. Sorry, 300. Oh, yeah, yeah, that's what I meant. He won 300. 300's going to boo ball. How about that? How about that? Align 300. Don't go anywhere. When we come back, we are going to hear Sean's. top 580 songs. Yes, yes. 35253 is our text number. Our phone number is 5701053. Don't go away. Sean's top 580 songs are next. I want to let you guys know how much I really appreciate your show. I try to catch every minute. It's the best. Thank you, man. We appreciate it. Thank you very much. Rock 1053. Once upon a time, you got married with the very best intentions. But sometimes
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Eddie holds in his hand a Klondike bar. I'm going to teach you how to eat it. It is 8-0-1. It was announced yesterday that congressional leaders have reached a deal on the Wall Street bailout plan. It goes to the House for a vote today. Here are the baseball playoff matchups. You got the Milwaukee Brewers taking on... Philadelphia. The Dodgers taking on the Cubs and the NL and the AL. You got the Red Sox and Angels going at it. And the Tampa Bay Rays will take on the winner of the White Sox twins. All right. I don't know why you gave me this Klondike thing. I ain't going here. I'm going to watch Eddie do it. I thought you were going to. How are you going to experience it and make an informed decision? You guys are forgetting that I was very against, you know. constitutionally against the idea of a client egg bar. But you see, that's the thing. You haven't actually tried one. Don't knock it till you try it, Mike. That's the thing, Mike. It's the old Hackney phrase that we all live by. That's how I live my life. No, you don't. What? Why is Eddie balancing it on his head? That's how you start. You've got to start by balancing it on your head? I haven't heard that, but I like it. I'll do it. Eddie? So now it's ready. Is this an ice cream sandwich or is it hard chocolate shell?
Is it cookie with ice cream in the middle of it? It is a candied shell. Yes. Candied milk chocolate shell, if you will. This unwraps just like a gift, you realize, by the way. It is, Mike. It is a gift. Yeah. Okay, so if I unwrap mine, I'm looking at a bar of chocolate with ice cream. Well, you've already ruined it. What are you doing? You've completely unwrapped it. Because I don't want to touch that. It'll melt right on my finger. What do you do? What you want to do. Go ahead. Peel back the aluminum foil. Got it. Save yourself a corner. Yeah. And as you peel it back. Yeah. Now you have a handle to hold. Do not get the chocolate on the. So unwrap everything except for a bottom corner. Correct. To hold. And now you can eat. I don't. I don't know. There are crumbs of chocolate falling all over. You calm down. It's a mess. Imagine this on a 95 degree day. Have I made one? No. Well, you're about to. When you pulled down that thing, did any fall? Okay. Eddie's got a mitt of Klondike wrapper. He's fine. You just gotta, don't even bother with that. Just take the whole wrapper off, throw it on the trash.
How dare you. I know what you were going to say. And then go to town. Wonderful. Do you really like it? Do you really like the taste? That's wonderful. Oh, Mike. What are we thinking over there, Mike? He is struggling. Yeah, he's having a tough time. He's doing it wrong. Did you put it on your head first? Yeah, I did. You did. Okay. I'm not crazy about that ice cream. No problem. Is it like whipped cream or is it ice cream? It's very like whipped creamy, which makes me think cheap. Sky, throw one of these down and see what you think. I found one. I prefer other things. Yeah, I prefer... Something with a stick. Yeah, Dove Bar's got higher quality ice cream. It tastes like ice cream. This is not ice cream. This is like whipped cream. Yeah, River Dance. Eddie's doing the River Dance. That's how you finish it. You start with it on your head. Then you finish with a little River Dance. I love it. But you've got to put the wrapper between your legs. And I do not enjoy the simplicity of just the vanilla and the chocolate. I need more. I need a ribbon of caramel. I need some Rice Krispie treats in there. I need something.
For my money, I like peanuts, so I wouldn't mind some crushed up peanuts in the chocolate. Well, and Mike, I believe that there is a flavor of Klondike Bar where there's some type of crunch involved. Yep. That was great. Eddie's digging up. Eddie, isn't SkyWrite on a 100-degree day, wouldn't that be melting everywhere? Where's it going to melt? All over your mitt. Well, yeah. And out of the pocket. Well, it won't overflow your pocket. Your thumb is unexposed. Your thumb is at danger. Oh, your thumb is in a danger zone. Now he's throwing it down. Okay. Yeah. Sugarhead. He's good at that. Sugarhead. Wow. You should teach a course on that. That's true. That's true. Klondike 101. You should be very proud of you and your family. That's right. We have a big moment now. Okay. We brought this up on the air last week. Kashawn, we were playing a song by Wang Chung. And it was everybody Wang Chung tonight. No, it was. Dance Hall. Yeah, it was. It was. And he said, wow, this is one of the great Eddie's. A mess. I apologize. I'm back in. I love it. What's up? Well. Something about Wang Chung. Yeah. I don't remember what he said, Eddie. Do you? He said something. We were playing Everybody Have Fun Tonight. And he said, oh, I love Wang Chung.
And then you go, really? You like Wing Chun? And he said, yeah, Dancehall Days is one of my favorite songs of all time. And then you were like, what's your top five? Yeah. Would it be in your top five? And he, like, freaked out. He was offended that I asked because. He started crying. Yeah. It was emotional. Baby food all over. Calpico came out of his nose. Calpico? Yeah. Oh, my goodness. Salty milk flying all over the room. Salty milk. Well, the reason that he was offended was because he's like, you can't just ask all willy nilly for me to give you a top five 80 song of all time. I got to work on it. So he had time to think about it over the weekend. First of all, what was the process like, Sean? Well, first of all, I'm still really like upset. I'm not satisfied. I'm not even close to satisfied. It was really difficult because.
I started getting into all this stupid stuff about, like, album cuts and love songs. And how do I, like, how do I do, you know, party songs with love songs? How do I figure out, you know, which one is better than the other? Pick five songs. I get it, I get it. No, you don't just pick five songs. Oh, my God. Whoa. No, Sean, I get it. Just categories and stuff. Okay. Gay, super gay, sort of gay. Euro gay. Euro gay. Dancing with a man. So Sean goes from the fifth best to the best, in his opinion. His favorite 80s song ever is the number one. And so we started out. I'm looking at the title. I don't know the band. This is almost like American Top 40. You know how you want to be like Ryan Seacrest? Oh, yeah. Mike would love to be like Ryan Seacrest. This is your chance. I don't. He wants to be Ryan Seacrest.
The deal is I can see the name of the song written here, but I don't know who the band is. So, Sean, I would like to be Seacrest. That's what the band is called? That's not the band. That is a moment taken out of context that occurred on the radio here. I don't know. Let me hear it again. I would like to be Seacrest. That's a terrible thing. That's a terrible thing. So, Sean, who is the band? The Blow Monkeys. What? Is this how it's going to be, Eddie? Is this what he's doing to us? I choose not to participate. When you think about 80s bands, I don't know that the Blow Monkeys immediately... I don't know if you remember, but it was a small time I was on another radio station. Sean, don't drink out of your water bottle all casually. I was on another radio station where I did an 80s show. Yeah, Pop Eddie. Stop. Stop it. And on this 80s show, I mean, we did 80s for an hour. I've never heard of the Blow Monkeys. I've never heard of the Blow Monkeys. You're crazy. I'm not crazy. I'm not crazy. Never had one request for it. I know it. And all the time that I worked there.
If he had to make a list of his top five. This isn't Eddie's list. His top five 80s songs of all time. But you think I would have heard of it. Well, any of us. One would think. Anybody. Why would you think that? Because did an 80s show? Digging Your Scene. Yeah, but why would you think that you would know mine? By the Blow Monkeys. Thank you. An artist? Play it. Okay, let's stop playing. Sean now. He is dancing. Clay Aiken thinks this is gay. Wow. Sean terrifies me. What just happened? What just happened? What happened to the music? Sean terrifies me. That's number five. That was it? Yeah, Blowmonkey's digging your scene. Never heard of it. You are the worst. I didn't get to the vocal because, you know, what am I going to do? What am I going to do? Darn, Mike. I don't know about you, but I'm ready for number four. Number four on Sean's top four.
Top five 80s songs of all time is Depeche Mode, Master and Servant. It's a lot. It's a lot. It's a lot. It's a lot. It's a lot. It's a lot. It's a lot. Weird science. I love that song. That's what this is. Oh, he digs it. Well, he was one of them high school, like, Columbine kids, right? Well, no. He wasn't. No, no. What is it? What is it called? He was a vampire. He was a vampire. He was not a vampire. No? I thought they... I was not a vampire. Dracul. Dracul? No. A gother. Did you do it? No, I was a waver. Oh. Here's the music of the wavers. No. Yeah. Very nice to meet you. Yes. Oh, would you like to dance? Happy birthday to you. Relax. Don't do it. Yeah, relax. Don't do it. When do you want to come do it? Vladimir says relax. I peg my jeans. Oh, wow. You are hip. Where's my eyeliner? Yes. Who didn't wear jeans? Mom. You didn't wear jeans? Have you washed my cape? Is it in the dryer? Cloaks. Yes, it's my cloak in the dryer.
What did you wear instead of jeans? Spandex. Pants, regular pants. Mom, have you seen my red satin vest? You act like there's no other kind of pants other than jeans. To me, there aren't. Calm down. Well, that's you. That's so strange because I bet in high school you had a t-shirt that actually said that. You act like there's no other pants besides jeans. That's the title of Sean's book. That's right. Pick it up on Amazon. Number three. It's number three. Oh. Top 80 song of all time. My heart's a flutter. Yes. Wang Chong. It made the list. Top five. Sean. So take your lady by the wrist. And in her mouth, an amethyst. I always thought, and ball your hand up to a fist, is what I thought it said. No, that's what I'm going to do to you. Think of the songs that didn't make the cut. I'm shocked right now, so far. Tell me about it, tell me about it. Sprung Monkey. I like it. Yeah, Sprung Monkey was the first one, and Depeche. No, there was a lot of, like... His number two, top 80 song of all time.
Play it, dude. Play it. Spandau Ballet. Of course. Wow. I wasn't expecting this. Oh. Wow. Copy off guard. You know it. You guys are so cute. Oh, my gosh. Eddie and Rob are dancing with their eyes closed. Wait, wait. Don't move. Don't move. Wait, wait. I got it. I wasn't expecting. I was expecting the, like, holding hand old people dance. Oh, no, no, no. This is way slower. They went full embrace high school gym. Rob's head on Eddie's shoulder. Head on shoulder. Oh, my gosh. Wow, that's so romantic. Hang on. Keep that pose. Keep that pose. Hands up, Eddie. Keep that pose. Ew. Wow. Sky, please take a look at this phone. Really won. Really won. That is romantic. Let the romance begin. That is a romantic picture. That's lovers. Lovers. They're really happy together. Let the romance begin. That was the Clay Aiken prom I took that picture. I mean, women approach me six, seven times a day. Oh, hey. I apologize. You know, I don't know enough about dancing to know who's leading. In this, who's leading?
Because Rob has his head on Eddie's shoulder. Well, then it's Eddie leaving. But Eddie's so much taller, you know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah, normally the dude has the hands around the waist, and the chick has the hands around his shoulder, so Rob is the chick. What was great is they naturally went to that. Oh, yeah. You know what I mean? Oh, yeah. It's nature, Mike. It's the natural order. I guess so. That was hysterical. So comfortable. You know what? I don't know if you're going to be able to load that because I noticed that it's this tiny little deal. It's not the same kind as the other one. It's a tiny little. There's no way to talk about Rob. What the heck? I just got a new camera, so I don't know if that's going to work. Now, I'd like to discuss some bands I haven't heard yet. Yeah. Okay. Where's the Duran Duran? I know. I thought about them all. Frankie Goes to Hollywood. Frankie Goes to Hollywood, After the Fire. Men at Work. Yeah, Men at Work, Men Without Hats. Cher. Yeah. Liza.
Alton John, Daniel. So, Sean's number one. Oh, my gosh. Of all time. We can hope, Eddie. Time, Clock of the Heart. Culture Club. We all knew that was coming. Culture Club. No Duran Duran. No Duran Duran. No Duran Duran. Shame on you. Shame on you, sir. No Big Country. No Man Without Hats. No Aha. No Wham. No Flock. Got no Flock in there. No When in Rome. No The Outfield. No Talk Talk. No Hooters. Nope. This is crazy. This has been quite a revealing list. It really has. It's been the most dramatic list. It was pretty tough. I had a list of about, probably about 30 songs. Oh, good. And you had to whittle it down. I whittled it down to that. What would be number six?
Oh, no. I'll tell you what it was. Falco. Oh, that's the jam, bro. That's not a jam. That is the jam. Sprung Monkey made it in front of Falco. No, I don't think it's Sprung Monkey. It's Blown Monkey. Yeah. It's Blown Monkey. Yeah, play it. Well, he's a fervert. Actually, I picked the German version. I'm sure you did. Sorry. Sean gets into it. The lip thing is real weird when he purses the lips. Meanwhile, junk monkeys, number five. You know what I mean? It's ridiculous. Tickle monkeys. Wow. That was a giant letdown, huh? Mikey, when two straight guys are dancing, it's not gay. It's called bromance. Thank you.
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I'm sorry. And you need it right now? Hey, I found a quarter. Oh, I dropped that. Oh, there it is. What else is under there, Mike? There you are, little guy. Oh, my goodness. BC, what are you doing under there? BC's under there? BC's under there. The bones of Shannon Leder. Oh, no. Uh-oh. Keep him in his sarcophagus. That's right. Our phone number is 570-1053. Let's go over some of the bigger stories of the day. Paul Newman passed away over the weekend. Heather Locklear arrested for DUI wasn't booze. They think it was prescription meds, right? Yeah. Scarlett Johansson got married. McGain and Obama went at it in the debates. I asked Sky earlier.
And she felt like Obama was not quite, he wasn't the same as you're used to seeing him in terms of like, what did you mean? Like preparation or smoothness or something? Yeah, he just kind of seemed to stumble a little bit over his words, which was rare for him. And then just the fact that he kept calling John McCain by the wrong name was hilarious. Hilarious. Yeah, like it made me laugh every time he did it. Now they've already got commercials, like McCain's already got commercials on. With footage from the debate. Oh, really? Yeah. Like he's using the footage from the debate and saying, you know, my opponent agrees with me because Obama happened to start a sentence by saying, I agree with John in the sense. Good job. He said that a lot, actually. That is silly. He says he agreed with him on a lot of stuff. He just he would say like very often.
Well, you know, McCain is right. You are right, Mr. McCain. You know, McCain, you are right. He kept saying, like, you are right. Listen. Jim. I think that this is a perfect lead in. I think this is a perfect lead in. Because I asked Ashley on Friday if she would please watch the debates. So, Ashley, go ahead and get your notes. Please print them out. We should scan them. That's a good idea. I so want it. You don't have your handwritten notes, do you? Because that would be hilarious. Oh, no. You typed it? Yeah, because I just, like, emailed them directly to myself. Got it. Yeah. So, Ashley, can you break down the debate for us, you know? Tell us a little bit about what we saw from McGain and Obama. Now, do you want me to go off my notes or do you want me just to kind of... Totally off your notes. Just kind of talk about what I've learned and stuff. Absolutely. Well, basically, for those who miss this compelling and really... Awesome presidential debate that occurred on Friday night. I'm here to fill you in, P1s. There you go. Ashley is 25 years old. She attended San Diego State University. She is your typical, real pretty, young, vivacious, blonde, 25-year-old Southern California gal. And she's what?
Political affiliation. Airhead. That's not a party. She is a demo. I believe she is a demo. And she voted for who? She's not sure. Undecided. Last time, who'd you vote for? Okay, well, back then, I... I voted Bush. Why did Rob just wink at me? Because my dad told me to. He didn't tell me to, but that's who my dad voted for, so I did what my dad does. Good job. Smartest man alive. Not a bad idea. But now, recently, I'm kind of growing into my own person, and what do I believe? What does Ashley want? And so I registered as a demo. But this is really interesting because, well, okay, on the financial recovery plan, which was a really big thing, like they were really trying to get what Obama and McCain's thoughts were. $700 billion aid plan that the government wants to institute. Yeah, and they were like, what are your thoughts? If you go into President, if you go into the President, Shirley, what are your actions going to be on this financial recovery plan? Right.
And basically, they kept dodging the question, Mike. In fact, Jim, the host, had to ask them three different times what they would do, and they still didn't give an answer. And there's been a lot of murmur about how they just kind of avoided that entirely. Obama was saying how McCain supported Bush for eight years of bad economic decisions, which I did not know. Now, hang on just a second. I think that what I have here... I believe I have exactly what Ashley was talking about where Jim Lehrer is trying to get the candidates to address one another. The fundamentals of the economy are sound. I do not think that they are. Say it directly to him. Well, John, 10 days ago you said that the fundamentals of the economy are sound. Are you afraid I couldn't hear him? I'm just determined to get you all to talk to each other. I'm going to try. Yeah, it was weird. It was like somebody's mom being like, now when you talk to each other, make eye contact and say you're sorry. Were they really not talking to one another? Because the idea of a debate is that you engage in a conversation back and forth instead of campaigning, meaning looking at the camera and doing a campaign where you're just trying to get your stuff out. No, a debate means we're going to lock horns. They did not. They did not. Oh, no.
Really? No. And in fact, what I saw a pattern of it was be like... Obama would say something, and then Jim would go, okay, McCain, what do you think about this question? And instead of addressing the question, McCain would address whatever Barack just said. Refute anything that he disagreed with. Well, that's the idea. That's the idea. The idea is that you respond to your opponent. Point, counterpoint. Yeah, point, counterpoint kind of deal. Yeah, and I saw McCain doing a lot. My overall evaluation of McCain was he sounded strong. He sounded knowledgeable. He sounded experienced. And he really did a lot of name-dropping. Name dropping. Like he was like, oh, me and Reagan, me and Kennedy. Like he, you could tell that he's been around the block. He knows a lot of people. He just like, he, he was, that was, and it made him look very strong. Meanwhile, Obama kept agreeing with him. Yeah, you're right. What he said is right. You're right, McCain. And he stuttered a lot, which made me nervous. I was always like waiting for Brock to say something like, cause he kept stuttering and he just sounded like he didn't quite know what he was going to say next.
But Barack's whole tactic, which I thought was smart, was he just kept kind of addressing the middle class society and all of his beliefs and what he wanted. And he said his three main things he wants to do to change is like, you know, basically getting oil to be where we just get it out of the States and we use other. Wait a minute, Ashley, what is that? I get it. I don't. It was like, you know, where you take other uses of oil. Right. Energy. So, like, wind. There was, like, earth. It was, like, wind. Earth, wind, fire. Earth, wind, and fire. Earth, wind, and sky. You know. And then stars, apples, and plums. Yes. I thought they were talking about Lucky Charms. Oh. Oh, he said, not need oil from other countries, alternative methods of fuel. Ah, yes. And then healthcare and education. Got it. McCain said he's against ethanol, which I don't know what that is. That's a fart. That's when you swing. Yep. There's ethanol right there. No, ethanol was the wife on the honeymooners. And then it got into, they were talking a lot about the war, and I felt, again, like Barack just sounded a little bit unprepared. He seemed a little bit uneasy, whereas McCain was strong. Bam, I've been here, I've been there. This is what I did with the war in Iraq. Here, McCain is...
Talking to Barack Obama about meeting with rogue leaders without preconditions. Senator Obama twice said in debates that he would sit down with Ahmadinejad, Chavez, and Raul Castro without precondition. Without precondition. Now here is Ahmadinejad. He is Ahmadinejad who is now... In New York, talking about the extermination of the state of Israel, of wiping Israel off the map. And we're going to sit down without precondition across the table to legitimize and give a propaganda platform to a person that is espousing the extermination of the state of Israel. He has a point. I mean, I think that's worse. I mean, as he says it, I'm like, yeah, it don't sound good. But I've never understood that point. Like, what does it hurt to talk with people? Well, I think. Like, where's the wrong in that? I think that his point there is that, well, first of all, I read a letter that President Almond Joy. Yeah. The president of Iran wrote to President Bush. Yeah. And I'm not saying this to be sensational.
This is observational. It seemed like it was written by someone crazy. I'm being honest with you. One of the things that really stood out to me was how long it was. It was almost like somebody writing to our president that is really mad. There were also times in this letter where I thought that he had incredible... clarity, which was also kind of scary because he would go between having lots of clarity to being really... Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs. Yeah, yes. That was the term. Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs. Yeah, I read that about him. So who knows? But so what's the problem with talking with the crazies?
You know, like what can it hurt? Because like the Republicans always make it like it's a bad thing. And I get if we need to take action, then that's like the next step. But I don't understand what's so wrong. I don't think that he has a problem with talking. I don't think that McCain has a problem with talking. I think McCain has a problem with talking without there being some sort of preconditions before we go into it. Like, first of all, in the example he uses, he's talking about him coming to New York. But I was doing a lot of whistling, so I didn't hear exactly what he said. There was a lot of whistling. Yeah. Yeah, that's true. Because he whistles a lot when he talks? Yeah, it happens. Let's see. This should be interesting. McCain is not the biggest guy with economics. No. Okay? Economics are not his strong point. So he talked about economics. Ashley, did you get any of it? Oh, yeah. In terms of the spending cuts? I think that's what he's talking about here. Let's take a listen. This isn't the beginning and the end of this crisis. This is the end of the beginning. If we come out with a package that will keep these institutions stable and we've got a lot of work to do. So he starts going into he starts going into what, Ashley? What did you say? I don't know. All I know is Barack was saying how or McCain was saying how Barack has got like this seven hundred and thirty two billion dollar.
Well, that's the government. The government does. No, spending thing. And then he was saying how... No, McCain was talking about the programs that if Obama were to be in office, how much it would cost to implement the programs that he wants to. And so McCain starts throwing out figures that Obama is like, yeah, that's not a fact, McCain. That's not true. And McCain was... He said, Barack has got this 932... you know, million dollar, billion dollar budget. And he goes, which is about how many days, it's like a million dollars per day that he's been a senator. And then there was one time, and I quote McCain, like, because he would be very condescending. He would do like this passive aggressive laugh and shake his head whenever Barack was speaking. McCain just would laugh. Yeah, my dad said that too. My dad said that McCain was very dismissive. Yeah. of obama like uh why is he even on the same stage with me which yes you know um and yeah and he goes and they quote i'm afraid obama doesn't seem to know the difference between a tactic and a strategy wow that was a quote so wait your mom was in the debate you're telling me that your mom she's the republican candidate i didn't know this wow this is unbelievable
Here is Obama saying that we need to end the war in Iraq, which... Let's hear this. We should end this war responsibly. We should do it in phases. But in 16 months... 16 months? That's a long time. Yeah. Got a lot of people over there, Mike. How many days can you fit into 16 months? I don't know. What is the why? What's that question? Why? Well, there's 30 days in a month, right? Yeah. So if you divide that by... Like 600 days? 600. No. Please. What? No, no, no. Fast adding, guys. No, that was a terrible job. 30 times 16? Yeah. That equals 480. Close. Man, that doesn't sound like 90.
And McCain called him out on that, too. How many times? He did? Oh, yeah. I can't believe it. I can't believe it. He's like, you know, if initially we were going with what you were saying, the troops would have been out of, you know, out of the war zone and back last April. Let's take a listen. We should be able to reduce our combat troops, provide some relief to military families and our troops, and bolster our efforts in Afghanistan so that we can capture and kill bin Laden and crush. Al Qaeda. No, that's a good idea. Crush him. Hey, I'm for that. I'm voting for him. I want to do that too. Rock him. Any other notes, Ash? That's about it. I mean, overall, I feel like McCain's experience outshined Barack's charm, Mike. Who won the debate? I honestly, like I'm playing it very, very fair. I would say that McCain. Why? According to every poll, Obama won the debate. Really? Yeah, the USA Today. I didn't read these. I was getting these texts about... CBS. I was getting texts that I didn't read, but we were getting texts about the opposite. Ask Sky what she thinks about McCain winning the debate. Liberal media would say that the...
Because honestly, Mike, because I don't know, I don't know very much about politics. This is all very new to me. I really watched it with a very, like, even keel. Right. And I really kept an open mind hearing everything that I heard and the performance and the deliverance. I really feel like... The deliverance. The deliverance. The game sounded stronger. Well... You know? But I really liked a lot of Brock's ideas, too. I mean, it's... Yeah. I guess it depends on who you ask. Very true. But, man, I can't wait. There's more, right? There will be more, right? Oh, for sure. Yeah, there's two more presidential debates. But next up on October the 2nd, which is Thursday, will be the vice presidential debate. Yeah. I can't wait. I can't wait. Dude, that's going to probably way outshine the rating in the ratings more than. And honestly, like. I don't know how that's going to go. You know, clearly, Joe Biden is a more seasoned politician than Sarah Palin. She's a hockey man. She's a hockey man. Did you guys see SNL? I can see Russia. Tina Fey did her again this weekend. I saw it up on the TV. Was it funny? Yeah, it was funny. I think I have a little bit of it. To me, it wasn't as funny as the first time, but it was still funny.
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Scott Linehan and have named defensive coordinator Jim Haslett his replacement. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jim Haslett used to coach the Saints. I've always heard that he's a pretty good coach. You know, he's one of those dudes that, like, gets up at 4 o'clock in the morning. No, earlier than that. I think the thing was he'd be in there burning the midnight at 3 o'clock in the morning and be working. Yeah. Okay. 570-1053. That's our phone number. All right, Mike. And our text number. It's 35253. So you can text us if you want to. Let's see. Mikey, did anyone on the show watch Cleveland on The Family Guy last night saying, and boom goes the dynamite? It's P1 Dry Law. Yeah, a listener sent me a clip. I think he may have sent all of us a clip, but I haven't had a chance to watch it yet. I haven't yet. Oh, that's awesome. Let's see. Hey, Mikey, I live on Camp Pendleton, and there's a couple of coyotes that follow me to my car every morning. It's probably because I feed them, though. That's P1 cubby. Oh, dude. Not supposed to. Yeah, that's probably why. Not supposed to feed those guys. Because then when you're not able to do it every day, well, even when you are able to do it every day, it's not good for them. It's dangerous and it's not good for them because then they're relying on you to feed them every day. Very true. And you can't do it. You got days off. And on those days, they're used to it. They starve.
Hey, Mikey Show, are you guys sure that lightning isn't just a P1 paparazzi following you guys around snapping pictures? I didn't even think of it. There it is. Shocking. I wonder if there's still lightning going on out there. Saw it this morning driving in. 5701053 is our phone number and our text number is 35253. Let's see. Rob finally saw the sixth sense. Oh, he did. Oh, really? Yep. Look at this guy. And what'd you think? What'd you think, Rob? It was... Come on. There was some really great acting in it. Here we go. That little kid. He... Such a jerk. Hold on, hold on. He was amazing. I really felt for him. I felt horrible for him through the whole movie. There was a guy that you might have heard of. He did some music in his early career, but he did... Donnie Wahlberg does a two second scene. And it made the movie. It started that movie. And I went, wow. Wow. We lost 42 pounds for that role. And just, he just set the bar high. And then after that, I felt like. Did you Google how much weight he lost? How do you know it was 42? Because Missy brought the movie in for me on VHS on Friday. VHS? VHS? You know. What am I, Bill Clinton on that?
I don't have that kind of money. And after the movie ends, you watch all the credits, and there's this whole five-minute interview with Shamalama Ding Dong at the end, and he talks about Donnie Wahlberg losing all the weight for the role and the whole movie and how great it was, and he was kind of tooting his own horn the whole time. Oh, whatever. Why can't you just say I really liked it? Well, the thing is is that going into it right as the movie started, I turn to my fiancee and I go, so Bruce Willis is dead in this movie, right? And she was like, oh, that kind of ruins it for you. So you already knew going in. Yeah, so that kind of made it not as good. But Scarlett Johansson's in it. She's the little girl that keeps vomiting everywhere. Same person. They look nothing alike. So, I mean, y'all give it to Eddie. His favorite movie was... I give it one thumbs up. It's not my favorite movie. Favorite movie of all time. I've never said that. Many a times. It's a great movie, though. Hey, by the way, I forgot to mention this earlier. Travis Barker, I guess he pimped out his hospital room. He's going to be there another two weeks. How did he do that?
Well, Jermaine Dupree went to visit him and then leaving the hospital spoke to reporters and said, yeah, that he's just pimped out his room with like iPods and computers and all these like high tech gadgets everywhere because, you know, they're getting the place set for him because it looks like he'll probably be there for another couple of weeks. He just underwent a couple of surgeries for all his second and third degree burns suffered from that airplane crash. But, yeah, pimped it out. Hey, Shawnee. Yeah. I'm looking at the web page right now. We have a web page up. Okay. And I want to get people going to it right away. If you guys go to the website, go to MikeyShow.com, okay? Okay. And I'm talking to all you single dudes out there. There's a lot. Come on. Get me there. All you single men that are listening right now, I want you to go to the website. We should make it a keyword. Why don't we make a keyword Lori? We'll make a keyword Lori. L-O-R-I. Our friend Lori is single, and we're going to set her up. I know. I'm getting the same thing. I went there, and, Shawnee, it looks kind of cut off on the side. I just did an update, so. Okay, cool. Well, updated already. Refresh. Refresh. Shawnee, it's not working. Empty your cash. What does that mean? Oh, oh, oh.
It doesn't work. Let's see. Now let me try it. Hey, Sean, if I close out my browser, will it work? Sean. Did you browse it? Sean. It's still coming up half-y. Oh, no, no. Half-y, half-y. It's half-y, half-y, Sean. No, no. Very mezzo-y mezzo right now. Works for me, Sean. Mezzo-y mezzo. Sean. All right, so. Let me check it out again. It's still coming up half-y-halfs. Did you put the W's in front of it? Did you put the dot? I'm going to go there again. Will you send me another link, Sean? MikeyShow.com. Oh, this is ridiculous. I can't work under these conditions. Go to MikeyShow.com. And type in the keyword Lori.
Maybe I'll try that. And you will see a half of a picture of Lori. You click on Meet Lori, though, it'll show her. She looks gorgeous. Yeah, if you click on Meet P1 Lori, then you will get to see pictures of Lori. She's a great catch. That's right. And it's really great. So it tells you all about Lori. And then we have a section where you can submit your entry. And what you're going to do is you're just going to answer these questions. And you must include a picture. You must include a picture. In fact, if you don't include a picture, it won't be counted. See ya. The only way that your entry is counted is if you put a picture. Now, this is real different. What's up? Lori doesn't get any say. Oh, no. What's up with that? Well, the deal is she says, hey, I haven't been having any luck at this. Aw. Why don't you give it a shot? Right. And so I am going to select the guy that she goes out with. Shocking. That's right. How are you feeling? Are you scared? Shock and awe. Yeah, are you nervous? Pressure. I get one shot at it. Yeah. Right. If I mess it up, I'm basically up the creek. Yeah, you are. Without a paddle. Yeah.
And so I must get it right. But I do. I feel confident that I will pick a winner. Well, what are you looking for, for Lori? I'm looking for a man. Okay. Definitely. Oh, well, I think that was a given. That's what she said she wants, a guy. Okay, well, we'll make a note of that. So first and foremost, I'm looking for a guy. Now, what you want is somebody that completes the other person. And right now what we have is a half a picture of Lori on the website. Oh, that makes sense. So we need the other guy. I like the half that I see. Hopefully whoever, you know, I pick will be somebody that will complete the picture of her. That would be great. Because as it stands right now. Yeah, Mike. I can't see all of Lori. Wouldn't it be nice to see? In all her glory. In all her glory. So go to MikeyShow.com. And come on, guys. You want to meet a girl? This is your opportunity. Absolutely. She's very pretty. She is young, pretty, single, in shape. Vibrant. Yes. Fit. Very fit. Auspicious. Yes. Saturday night, we asked her, how much did you run today? She goes 13 miles. Oh, my. That's crazy. That's it. 13? Rob, if you could run 13 miles, what would you give me? $1.45. All right. Get it.
I'll be back in a few hours. Rob, what's the most you run in one sitting? One sitting? Mm-hmm. Two miles, three miles? Oh, wow. Well, listen, this is a deal, guys. This is going to wrap up on the 28-hour show. Yes, it is. Now, here's the interesting thing. I'm going to let her pick somebody, too. That's just not the person that she's going to go out with, but I think it'll be interesting to see who would she pick. And who would I pick? Because you guys know I love this stuff. I love this stuff. I love it. I love it. I love it. I am very interested in the human brain. I'm very interested in how it all works and why people do stuff and the whole deal. And there is now a full picture on the website. MikeyShow.com. MikeyShow.com. Keyword Lori. L-O-R-I. L-O-R-I. Eddie, what do you think? Mine's half a picture. I only get half a picture. You don't complete me. Buffering, buffering, buffering, buffering. I'm buffering up the web right now. Buffer, buffer, buffer. I'm buffering up the web. I mean, this half looks great. And we will also have more pictures of Lori. Right now you can see some really good, you see like four pictures of what she looks like. She's real pretty. Got curly brown hair. And Lori is a friend of my wife.
part, there's other pictures. Where? Like, under the half a picture of her, it says, see pics of... Oh, oh, oh. And if you click there... Oh, you get to see more. You get to see... There's more pictures of her. Okay, cool. Yeah. I got it. Really pretty. Yep. Is she a model? She looks like a model. She does. She appears to be. She looks like a model. Well, well, well. Would she like to be? Wait. So, there you go. Personal photo shoot. Okay. Let's not get creepy. What's the problem? E&R. E&R photos. That's right. E&R. E&R. That's as creative as he got. E&R. I apologize for my partner. He goes over the E&R. 570-1053. You must be available during the 28-hour show, which is Wednesday. Not this Wednesday. Wednesday, October the 8th. You must be available. to be able to come into the studio, go on a date that night. And yeah, you pretty much have to have a clear day on that Wednesday. But it's called Meet Lori. Go to MikeyShow.com, M-I-K-E-Y, S-H-O-W.com and click on meet or click on Lori. Just type in Lori into the keyword. And let's see, what do I got coming up here? I got some good stuff. I'm saying. What about that right there?
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And he had that incident at LAX. Sky, what's the latest? Well, you know, after the incident that went down earlier this month where Kanye and his manager got into it with some paparazzi, you know, pushing cameras and breaking stuff and stuff like that. Well, when he was arrested, he was arrested on charges of felony vandalism, on suspicion of felony vandalism, I should say. And so they just announced that. They are dropping those charges, and they're still working out whether to charge him with misdemeanor counts. I wonder if they're dropping the charges because I guess they negotiated, right? I mean, I'm guessing. Otherwise, you look at the tape, you're like, dude did something pretty crazy here. How do they get that to go away? Probably they go, okay, look, we give you this if you'll give up this, but we'll give you this. What constitutes a felony to a misdemeanor? Yeah, that'd be interesting. I don't know. Maybe it cost. Oh, could be. How much it cost. Maybe. What was busted up. And I'm surprised that the dude hasn't sued him yet for like emotional distress. Yeah. All that stuff. A variety of things. I can't take pictures anymore because I'm too scared that I'll get attacked. I can't sleep. Yeah, I can't sleep, which causes me to not be able to go take pictures in the morning.
Mikey, lightning just hit a tree in Escondido, and I saw Michael J. Fox and Christopher Lloyd chasing the lightning in a DeLorean. Oh, wow. That's amazing. Head to the clock tower. Mikey, you sure you didn't mean meet Sky's twin instead of meet Lori? That's P1 double whammy, and the ham is emphasized. The reason? People have made that mistake before. People have said before, because Skye and Lori have the same curly hair. Oh, curly Q. Both equally sexy. Meow. Delicioso. Well, seconds, please. Whoa. Skye, what do you think of that? Well, I say thank you very much. I don't, I'm blushing. What can I say? But you're not. I'm looking right at you. Oh, I'm so embarrassed right now. Please stop. Do not continue with your line of flattery, sir. You know, it hurts, but it feels so good. Did you guys know that Sebastian Bach won Gone Country 2? First of all, what's Gone Country 2? Speaking of hot chicks.
She is gorgeous. Even after all these years, she's still got that beautiful blonde hair. Sean, you do not watch. He said it's a great show. It is a great show. Gone Country 1 was excellent. We worked a spinoff with Bobby Brown and Cardi Wilson and Maury McCormick. You really watch Gone Country 2. What channel is it on? It's on the CMT. Wow, man. And so Sebastian Bach won it. Yep, he won the whole thing Friday night. Who was he up against? Yeah. Well, he said he beat out people like Chris Kirkpatrick of NSYNC. Yeah. Is that a tough guy? Jermaine Jackson. Yes, no. Lorenzo Lamas, if you will. Oh, my boy. I'll give Lo a call, see what happens. Oh, I'm sure you do. Oh, star. Sean Young was on it. Who? Sean Young. Sean Young.
Wow. Yeah, she actually, she caused Irene Cara to leave after the first night. No, she didn't. She's so crazy. She was drinking very heavily and she wouldn't go to bed. And she kept going into everyone's room trying to get them to come out and play. Oh, no. Last week we posed the question, who would win in a fight between New Kids on the Block and NSYNC? Which I thought was very clear. In my opinion, it was New Kids on the Block. And that you would almost have to take Donnie out of New Kids on the Block in order for it to be a fair fight. Yeah, that's true. And I think that this clip sort of explains that. Donnie Wahlberg on Behind the Music and KOTB. That was on last night. In many of the hotels that I was trapped in, I did a lot of destruction. Very tough, by the way. Oh, dude. I wish I had T-voted that last night. He's a badass, dude. Yeah, dude. Oh, really? I threw the towels on the ground. Get out of here. Sometimes I would curse when I did it. I will recycle. Wow, you are shocking. I was claustrophobic and I needed an outlet. I was sitting in a room and Donnie came in. He threw the TV out the window. One time I got so mad I ripped off my Candy King necklace. No, you didn't.
I was so mad, you know. It shattered and it went all over the floor. One time, I didn't even wear a bandana out. Yeah, yeah. You're a jerk. What? He put his hands up in the air and he goes, we're rock stars. No way. If there was a pool below my window, there'd be at least three or four furniture items in the pool from my room. And the higher up in the hotel I was, generally, the better. All right. Yeah, Don. Who knew that new kids on the block were so hardcore? Man, you're tough. Donnie's image as a bad boy was fueled even more by the events of March 1991 when he was arrested for allegedly setting a hotel room on fire. I remember that. The new kid set a hotel room on fire? Yeah, I remember that. We were in Louisville, Kentucky, and there's not much to do in Louisville. So Donnie was kind of like antsy. He was just like, you know.
Playing practical jokes and having fun. He sprayed a fire extinguisher. His whole room's covered in white like it snowed in his room. Are you kidding? I mean. Wow. Sounds like a bratty little kid. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like a tough guy. Oh, yeah. They were young and having fun. Come on. Oh, because he's from Boston. Right. Happened around 2 a.m. I was charged with lighting a hotel on fire when a fire never existed. Okay, well, pay attention to you. Yeah. Sorry. We get it. But the press reported a different story. Wahlberg could be facing some serious prison time. Is this thing being blown out of proportion? Yes, sir. Very much so. The charges were eventually dropped. But for the new kids, the story became legend. The very next show, there were kids in the audience with signs saying, burn, baby, burn. Donnie Wahlberg, you're hot. Sky, why did you make that sign? That made sense. That's right. Oh, I'm so bummed I missed that.
Are you guys ready to do a little bit of this? Now it's time for the YouTube clip of the day. It's a little Dr. Steve Bruhl. Who doesn't like a little Bruhl's rolls from time to time? Hey, I'm Dr. Steve Bruhl. And I'm here to talk to you today about a simple medical procedure that you might have heard about. If you didn't hear about it... What the heck do you live under? Hey, why are you messing with all those diet pills and exercise? Just get your stomach doubled. I did it myself. And I was scared before I went, but I love to eat bad foods for me. But I don't want to get fat like a tub a lot. Here's how it works. Your main stomach is pushed to the side, which makes room for the synthetic couch. That will be your new second stomach. Along with the artificial pipe to go for the bad foods. Then you just reach in your mouth and move the real hole to the side. Then you eat whatever the heck you want to eat. It's like having a summer house for your body. If it gets rotten, it doesn't matter. It's not part of your real body. Then you just go to the bathroom. I'm going to go make number two.
Whatever the heck you have to say, I'll be right back to dinner. You go into the bathroom, and you pull up the flap. It's a simple velcro flap on your skin. You gotta give a little shake, but it'll fall out. Okay. All this stuff in your real stomach, and eat the junk in your fake one for your health. Dr. Steve Brule for you. Seems like a simple procedure. The second stomach? Yeah. It's a simple procedure. So you'd have an extra hole in your throat and a Velcro patch. A flap. A flap, my bad. A flap. It's a very simple procedure. Everyone knows about it. Eddie said it was a crazy weekend in college football. Oh, man. Lots and lots of upsets. Florida, Georgia, of course, USC on Thursday. So that means that Oklahoma is now your new number one team in college football. Man.
Was it USC? Is that who everybody was thinking was going to be the number one until they lost? Well, USC was number one and then was upset on Thursday. I'm upset. Sky is so upset that she needs a love song to get over it and she has a list. Now, where is this list? Whose list is this? What's going on? Whose list? I don't know. Grow up. It was sent to me. This list was sent to you? Yes. So it's your own personal life. Yes. Exactly. So that means I just made it up and am presenting it like someone sent it to me. It is the greatest love song list of all time. Yeah. Oh, my word. What do we have? Top five? Well, we have top 20, so we can do 10, five. Let's do top five. 100. No. Top five. Oh, it's from AOL. I've been updated. AOL. There's been an updating. My heart will go on. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Good guess. Fart. Fart's a good one. Yeah. My heart will go on. Celine Dion. No. Girl, you know it's true. Milli Vanilli. Milli Vanilli. Oh, yeah. Of course. Take my breath away. Berlin. Put it on the board. Everybody wins. Take my breath away. Eric Carman. Oh. I will always love you, Whitney Houston. Put it on the board. Everything I do, I do for you, Brian Adams. You just took that out of my mouth. The Gambler, Kenny Rogers. Share. I don't know. What song? Oh, wait. She's on there? No.
I just wanted to see what song was your favorite. Please don't go girl and KOTB. Oh, that's such a good song. Crazy for you, Madonna. Put it on the board. Lady Kenny Rogers. Lay his theme from Return of the Jedi. Paula Abdul. Really? Uh-huh. How dare you? The one with the cat. Rush, rush. Rush, rush. Talk about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. How many have we gotten so far? None. Oh, jeez. Wait, what? I mean, not a single one. Did anyone say Crazy for You by Madonna? You did. Toto, Africa. You just say that every time. No, you just like that song. That's a love song. Shania Twain. Oh, watch the video. Here we go. I feel like a woman. Wait, no. Yeah. The one? The one? How about the one? What about? Glass Tiger, Don't Forget Me When I'm Gone. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sucka! Sheriff when I'm with you. Ooh. How about that one? Oh, Sheila. Ready for the world. Oh, wow. That was weird. Lana Ritchie dancing on the ceiling. Lana Ritchie endless love. Endless love. Oh. Oh. Oh. Phil Collins against all odds. Yes. Go ahead. Put it on the board. Go ahead. Put it on the board. Peter Gabriel in your eyes. It's not. Oh. They're perfect. Peter Gabriel in your eyes. No. Really? Peter Frampton. That. Show me the way. Show me the way. Yes. Show me the way.
Show me the way. Show me the way. Show me the money, Sky. Is that on the list, Sky? Sky's squinting it, Rob. Don't look at her. It's like it didn't happen if you don't actually look at her. Show me the money. And then he lip-synced it. Then actually Rob lip-synced it right there. Oh, no. I'm syncing it. It's my new favorite thing. You're the worst. Wow. What is it? What? Skye? Skye, is it on the list? No. Didn't we have it all? This list? Mindy Houston, I will always love you. Anything by Boyz II Men. Anything by Boyz II Men. Sing it. Sing it, sing it, sing it.
Oh, my gosh. Michael Jackson, PYT. Yeah, put it on the board. Patrick Swayze. She's like the wind. She's like the wind. For sure. Don't want to miss a thing, Aerosmith. Call us, PYT. 570-1053. 570-1053. Dirk Diggler, The Heat Will Rock You. The Heat. That's a jam. We have it here somewhere. Ooh, DMV. Anything by Mariah Carey. Carey. Carey. Oh, yeah, you got the touch. You got the touch. What about You Got the Touch? You got the touch. You got the touch. This is all about love. You think the bass is taken away from the vocal? Please. Absolutely. Absolutely. Fix it, Nick. Why do you even ask? What about All My Life?
Yes, yes, yes. Is All My Life on there? Yes, yes, yes. Another great gadget. All My Life? No. Can you just check? Look at the list. Check it twice. Look. Double check. Let's start at number one and go down. This is natural. We'll see you most. That's his natural range. A lot of people think it's falsetto. It isn't. Oh, really? It's his natural. It's right there. The endless. I'm not sure I understand that lyric. You don't need to. Well, I guess. Super meaning. A lot of guesses. A lot of guesses. Good. Let's get some legitimate guesses here. Penguin. Good morning, you guys. Good morning. What's the matter with you? What's happening? The 49er game yesterday. Oh, for goodness sake. It wasn't good, guys. It wasn't good. She's a big fan. Oh, wow. You can hear that. I had an actual guess. Go ahead.
The Unchained Melody? Sky. That is number two, Penguin. Thank you for your guess. Number two. Unchained Melody, Righteous Brothers. Brady Bunch, When It's Time to Change. That's a great one. Hey. Hey, P1, Darren. Darren, what do you think? About Scorpion's Winds of Time. Sky? Winds of Time? Winds of Time is a song that I'm familiar with. Which is a great song, but not on the list. P1 Poncho's on the line. Hi, Poncho. Hi. Try Truly Madly Deeply by Savage Garden. Oh, yeah. Absolutely. One of my favorites. Well, that is number 18. No way. You can get it alone, but not in the top five. Submit the list. Where did that one fall? Number three. What about that song? Escape Club Wild Wild West. Nice. We're doing a love song list. That's a beautiful song. It's really good. It's a gorgeous song. Anything by Steve Perry. Not with Journey. Yeah. Just Steve Perry. Anything. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anything. Open Arms. Dawn Henley. Open Arms? No.
Sorry, Rob's hair is very distracting to me right now. What's the deal? What's going on? What do you mean what's going on? Take a look at it. I can't see. I see the back of his head. Rob, turn around and let Ashley take a look at your head. That's interesting. Hello there. It's quite a park. You got work in there. Thanks. P1 Ryan. Hey, Mikey. Go ahead. Guaranteed. Frankie Valli in the four seasons, too good to be true. Oh. What do we get? You're just too good to be true. He guaranteed it. Can't take my eyes off you. Is it on there? You're like a fart in the wind. Give me number five. Anything by Frank Sinatra. Dean Martin. Dean Martin. The other guy. Martin. Lewis. Martin and Lewis. You two, with or without you. Yes, Ashley, number four. You two, with or without you. Thanks, Rob. Eddie. Baby's Got a Big Black Balloon by Goo Goo Dolls. First of all, points for Baby's Got a Big Black Balloon. Because that's not actually the title. Which is the alternate Sir Mix-A-Lot title. That was the alternate Sir Mix-A-Lot title for that song. Thank you. Instead of Baby's Got Back, they thought about calling it Baby's Got a Big Black Balloon.
Big old black balloon. Baby's got a big black balloon. Sky, what's number 5? Number five. Elvis can't help falling in love with you. What are you reading? What are you reading, Ashley? Who is I am? Is she cheating? Is she cheating? She's cheating. No, this is the first I am I received. How dare you? This is the first I am I received. Is it your boyfriend? No, he doesn't have my eyes. Is it Zephy and Oates? It's P1-300 who likes to help sometimes. He likes to help. How dare you? He's not helping. How dare you? He said, Elvis, put it on the board. Can't help falling in love with you. I bet he had her you too, son. Eddie's giving a thumbs down. I swear, this was the first time he IM'd me. To the Lions. Number five is Elvis Presley with Love Me Tender. We got number four. Hopelessly devoted to you, John Travolta and Olivia Newton-Johnson. Hopelessly devoted to you.
Wait, that's not the song. That's number one. Yeah, they seem hopelessly devoted, right? It's by John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John. This first part is John Travolta and then Olivia Newton-John comes in towards the end. And now, ladies and gentlemen, let's welcome John Travolta. There he is. He had a high voice back in the 70s. Foreigner, I've been waiting for a girl like you. This list is done. Over. Done. Thank you. Cross it off. Number one. Number three is sticks. Lady. Wait, what are you just saying? He said foreigner. Oh, yeah, he's totally wrong. Why are you like this? Where are they on that list? They're not on it. How dare your face off? Oh, slap your own face. Yeah. How dare your face off? There's no foreigner. Yeah. Slap the face off your face. I can't take this garbage anymore. You're spitting it out of my mouth.
Oh, is that not on the list? I've been waiting for a girl like, have you ever heard it, Skye? Then hello. Then hello. Then hello. Put it on the list. I got it. Put it on the list. I can't put things on the list. Love song. That should be on the love song list. This is stupid. You're just missing number one. Bee Gees, more than a woman. Long time. That's a good one. Is it awesome? Skye. No. Whatever. Good vibrations. Mark and mark. Did you hear this when I suggested this one right here? I mean, you've heard this before, right? Dude, play it. I mean, are you out of your... You've got to screw loose. It's not even loose, bro. It's completely loose. Oh, yeah. It's a love song right here. Do I have an eyelash in my eye? I'm just saying that because I know I'll cry. That's a good, good song right there. So you're just missing number one. We'll find out what that is. Right after that. How dare you say that? I'm just saying. I thought you were trying to be like him. I can tell you what the number one love song of all time is, according to AOL053. Hey, Mikey. The Mikey Show is on. I just want to say I love this show. I listen to you guys every single day. It's AT&T and the funky outer space bassist Bootsy Collins with... Device advice, baby. Talk to Bootsy. Hi, Bootsy. I'm trying to join a sorority this semester. Let me guess. Alpha Sigma Fork.
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Look at you guys. Mm-hmm. Percentages. You ready? All right. Go ahead. Number one song, because I have a guess. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Number one song, sir. Peter said, Tara, Glore of Love. Oh, hello. That's great. 300. Good guess. Glore of Love. Well said. Gosh. We figured out your game. Is it? No. Now she's mad at us. Yeah. Right. Shadow dancing, Bee Gees. Do you want clue? Yes. Danny Wada. Older song. Cher. Happy times. Oh, sorry. Female artist. Madonna. Emma Lou Harris. Elton John. Warrior of the Scandal. The name of this. The Warrior of the Scandal. Gloria Vanderbilt. I got it out. Joey Fatone. Boy George. Candle in the ham.
The name of this song caused a bit of controversy in Movie Word Association. I want to set you up. Are you listening to the clue? Sorry, sorry. I really want to get this one right, Sky. Oh, November Rain. Yeah, November Rain by Tens and Roses. Done. Oh. Yes, Ashley. At Last by Etta James is the number one love song of all time. I win in your face. According to AOL. 300 wins. That's a stupidest. That's the most ridiculous. Number one. But isn't that like one of the biggest wedding songs of all time? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. It's so whatever. I love it. It's a great song. It's a beautiful song. That is one of the best. That's not. Yeah. You don't like it, James? I've never even heard it. You don't know whether, James? Missed that. Don't know what a Klondike bar is? Open your eyes, pal. I'm going to take you on a tour of this little place called Earth. It's called Love.
Right? A little place called love. Baby. Oh, yeah, dude. This is what I want my wedding song to be. I was confused at a James with Tammy Wynette, so that's what I thought you were talking about. With Reba. With Reba. It's a name rhyme. They have the same hair, exactly the same color. Cut and color. All right, are you ready for a percentage? Sure. Let's see how you guys will do with this. Fellas, listen up to this one. Fellas. Fellas. This is one for the fellas. Percentage of chicks in a survey who said that jeans and a t-shirt are the sexiest clothing a guy can wear. Oh, hello. Shawnee, can you give me the match game music for this one? I would love to. Percentage of chicks in a survey.
That said that jeans and a t-shirt are the sexiest clothes a guy can wear. We will begin with Boston Roberts. It's definitely more than half. I get to go 65%. Eddie. I'm going to say it's a little less than half. I will say 49%. Shawnee, oh boy. I was going to go right in the middle, but I'll say 48%. Oh, really? Sky? I thought it was boys only. No, I just thought guys would be interested in this survey. Yeah, guys will be interested in this. Sky? No, I'm just kidding. I think it's going to be really high. What did you say, 66, Rob? 65.
I want 66. Oh, this is awesome. I'm thinking high, too, Mike. 67%. How dare you? Yeah. Locked out. Locked out. Lock it out. Lock it, lock it, lock it out, Ashley. You guys are all so crazy because I was, you know, thinking high, too, but not quite as high as you guys. I was going to go maybe 64%. Oh, double lockout. Double lock. Well. Oh, wow. Let's see. Rob would have been correct. Except that Ashley said 64%. You're so smart, Ashley. And that was closest to the actual answer, which is 58%. Double lock out. That's a lot. 58% of chicks said that that's what they want to see a dude wearing.
As the crow flies, Mike, you know? They're basic, but yet very high work ethic. Yet a very high work ethic. Okay, you ready? Again, question asked to chicks. Listen up, fellas. You're going to want to know whether you do this or you don't do this. A clean, shaven face is preferred. Wow. What percentage of women said a clean-shaven face is preferred? We will begin with Sean. Okay. I will say, I'm going to go really high, actually, Mike, and I'm going to say 91%. 91%. Very good guess. Zethi and Oates. 45%. 45%. Boston Robert. Oh, man. It is up there. It is definitely up there. I'm going to go 82%. Eddie? Gosh, Mike, hi. I'm really struggling with this one. Because I think it's high. Not quite 100%. How high? A little bit higher than what Rob is thinking. I'm thinking maybe somewhere around the number of...
Ninety percent. Ninety percent. Ninety. That's interesting because, you know, Sean said 91. Oh, he did? I wasn't even paying attention. Yeah, I'm sure you weren't. Sky, what do you say? I think it's going to be a little bit more than half. So I'm going to say 55 percent. And Ashley. I was going to go straight down the middle. My initial gut guess was that 50 percent prefer clean shaven. face on a man. 50%. Yeah. Well, folks, Zethian Oates was the closest. Zeth said 45%, and it turns out 42%. Wow. 42% of women prefer a clean, shaven face. 31%.
Like a little rough on the chin. Hello, ladies. Rugged. What's up, Brett Favre? That's right. Oh, that's what I'm talking about. Thank you. Well, then what do the rest of them want? Well, 22% of them want to see their guy completely hairless. Whoa. It's getting a little personal. Done and done. And 28% say that a man's chest is supposed to be very, very hairy. Listen to some of these other stats. Some of us can't help it. Listen to this. This is good info for you fellas. 63% of women would like to see a man's eyebrows groomed. I agree with that. Now, I got to say, I do, I do, because I'm getting older, and so I get those long eyebrow hairs, you know. I cut them off because I think that they're ridiculous. I look like Oscar the Grouch. The guy who shaves his chest thinks that's really funny. That's right, I forgot. I do it for the ladies, man. Oh, please. If by the ladies you mean Greg Louganis, then yeah. Okay, great. This is the Mikey Show. So you're the guy who pooped in my tuba. Rock 105.3.
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You cannot. For this contest, you must be single. Man. It's all married guys. They're like, well, you didn't say on there. I'd like to go out with her. Okay. Yeah, it's called Meet Lori. And, you know, you just go on there. You can read all about her. You get to see pictures of her. And, you know, if you're interested in going out with a really young, pretty woman, single. Got her stuff together? Check it out. It's hard to find. Take it seriously, fellas. That's right. Those are hard to find. We like Lori. That's right. Come by, you know. And then there's a little space there where you fill in your information. And, you know, you get asked a bunch of questions. And you must submit a picture. Preferably shirtless. Eddie gets it.
That's right. And from what we just heard, jeans and a t-shirt are what chicks really like. So, check it out. MikeyShow.com. Keyword Lori if you want to go out with a girl and you're single. Paul Newman passed away. Heather Locklear got arrested for DUI but it wasn't Pooh's. McCain and Obama had their debates and they're still not done. They're still going to do more. What else is big news out there? The governor vetoed a bill that would ban driving with pets on your lap.
Yeah, this was a proposed bill that you'd be fined if you were driving with your chihuahua on your lap, hanging out the window. I'd do that. That's why I viewed it. Oh, you did that one? Yeah, Twinkle's my... Oh, Twinkle's. Twinkle's. Twinkle's is very special to you. My chihuahua sits on my lap and we drive the Hummer. In the Hummer. I swear I will not kill anyone. Sometimes I let him steer. Oh, really? Do you ever put twinkles in the sidecar on your little non-sea motorcycle? Yeah, I do sometimes. A little helmet on him. I still wear my leather hose every so often. Okay, well, that's another interesting fact about you. I put goggles on him. Oh, really? I ban the bill because... It's so cute when it sits on your lap. It is. It is really cute. In my purse. Yeah. So cute. In your purse? Yeah, sometimes when I go to Naughty, I take him in my purse. Oh, a man purse or just a regular? No, it's actually a coach purse. Oh, okay. Well, all right. Teach his own. She looks so cute in there. Well, the governor. I like the greater leader. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
I like to play the leader. Thank you. Thank you. You're welcome. Thank you. So the governor says he's only signing bills right now that are of the highest priority to California, and a ban on lapdogs is not one of them. Yeah. They're so cute. Thank you very much. Thank you. I like to play the leader. Thank you. Thank you. You dumb idiot. Hey, take it down a notch, bro. In Iowa, a woman drank. Oh, this is weird. Mike, this is bad. Sean is not going to like this. Let me guess. Sweet berry wine. Well, she was making a cup of coffee, right, Skye? What happened? Well, okay. So let's. Let's step back a second. Talk to me. And let's just say that I guess in Cedar Rapids, Iowa, maybe there's bats around and it's not that big of a deal that bats are in the area. Yeah. So this woman called the public health department to let them know that there was a bat in her house. But, you know, she's not like freaking out. So come get to it whenever you have time.
Well, like she does every night, Mike, she sets up her automatic coffee maker. Of course. You know, you said it the night before, so when you wake up, there's a nice, fresh, brewed, you know, cup for you. Of course. So she calls the Department of Public Health, gets her coffee all set up, gets up in the morning, yum, yum, drinks my coffee, comes home from work. It's the next night. She's going to get her coffee prepped for the next day, opens a little spot where the filter is and the grounds, a bat in there. How'd it get in there? I don't know. I guess when she was pouring the grounds and wasn't looking, somehow it... I got it. I know exactly how this happened. Well, we have them. We have these. The lid is like so light. You just lift it up real easy and there's the filter. Well, the bat was probably flapping around the kitchen and like ran into it and went in there real easy and the lid fell down on top of it. Yeah. So the woman obviously has started treatments for rabies. But as you know, in these cases, they want to test the bat. But when they got the bat back to the lab, the brain of the bat was too cooked by the hot water to make the coffee. So they couldn't actually do any testing on the bat.
Because it was too cooked by the hot water. That's gnarly. Somebody had to put that thing in there. Do you think that she knew on the first sip? No way. Well, according to her, she didn't know it all. And she didn't discover it until she came home that night and was setting up her coffee for the next morning. So she drank the whole pot without knowing it. A little bat coffee. A little bat. Bat sequel in there. Bat coffee. Dude, a bat is a mouse with wings on it. At least he was cooked, I guess, right? No. Sean's trying to find any sort of bright side. There is none. Keep looking. There's no bright side. In Oregon... In Oregon... Sean's still trying to rationalize it. Sorry, Sean. There is no answer. In Oregon...
A hospital told a grandfather that he's pregnant. Yes. This 71-year-old guy went into the hospital because he was having some stomach pains. And so he went through all his exam and whatever. And upon checkout, they gave him some prescription pain meds and also let him know that he is very pregnant. I don't understand. Yeah, well, I guess it was a keystroke error when they were on the type. Teletype? Teletype. Teletype. Teletype. Teletype. And they entered the wrong code, so when they were checking him out, they were reviewing everything and informed him he was pregnant. Sky said that the sensor missed the male frontal nudity on the premiere of Survivor. Yeah. What? Yeah. Okay, so Marcus, contestant Marcus. Oh, I have it taped still. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. You can definitely find it on the internet if all the entertainment sites are talking about it. Click, click, click. Yeah.
So, you know, lots of times the contestants on Survivor compete in their underwear because it's hot. You know, it's hot. And they're doing these physical competitions. Super hot. Oh, it's in HD now. Thank you. Freeze frame. Thank you. Pause. Thank you. So on Thursday night's premiere. Marcus was in the middle of the competition where they're pushing that big ball thing. And Marcus was competing in his boxer briefs, which I guess a little something, something slipped out. And hi, how's you doing, America? And CBS missed it. And so it aired with. The little peekaboo. Get out of here. Yeah, and the entertainment sites caught it, like Perez Hilton and TMZ. Really? Perez Hilton caught it? Well, somebody caught it. Well, they posted it. It's a poster in his room. Yeah, right? Still praying. I will help you. And so they called CBS, and CBS wouldn't comment on it. Yeah, I bet. Shia Labioff. Oh, maybe y'all? Yeah. You watch your language. Shia Labioff. Labioff. Got his license hearing postponed. Yeah.
So this is weird. This all goes back to his DUI car crash in July. You know, they already announced that no charges were going to be filed against him because the accident wasn't his fault. Somebody ran a red light. But when they tried to draw blood and take blood from him, he refused. And so they say, you know, if you do that, if you refuse blood, it's a minimum one year suspension on your license. Well, Shia LaBeouf didn't care for that. His lawyer didn't care for that. So the hearing on that was supposed to be Friday. They postponed it and Shia's lawyer is saying that, hey, my client was like on a stretcher being taken into the ER for surgery when they were asking him for blood. So, of course, he didn't give it. And then he also wants to review the sheriff's department's tape because he's not exactly sure that his client was, quote, legally arrested. Did you know that Shia Labioff? Labioff. Did you know that his dad was a clown? Yeah. No way. He has a whacked out, like, pap. Super whacked. Really? Super. It's like dad lives in his garage half of the year now. Yep. Really odd. Yeah. He was on the Ellen DeGeneres, or as my dad says, the Ellen Degenerate. Oh, okay. Well said. Ellen Degenerate show. I like that. Did you juggle before? I could juggle before. Oh, you could? Yeah, well, my pops was a clown. Uh-huh. He was like a, he trained chickens. Did you say your pops? Yeah, pops.
You call him your pops? Yeah, pops. Adorable. Okay, so your pop? Yeah, pops. And your mom's? I call my dad pop. Me too. Yeah. Mom's was, uh... Mom's? Mom's was, uh... Mom used to sell, like, pins and things at fairs. Uh-huh. And he was a clown. Strange deal. Wow. Right? Yeah, he talks about traveling around and his parents doing drugs and crazy stuff. Shiloh Biaf. Yeah. And he was a clown. Wow. Yeah, we used to sell snow cones in Echo Park. Of course. That's what we did. Sold hot dogs and snow cones. And he was, I'm just fascinated by your dad being a clown. Yeah. And so. And so he wore the big shoes and the red nose and everything? Yeah, we used to dress him. Yeah, dude. You know what that is? He's being ridiculous at about 4 o'clock in the morning, okay? That dude wants Whataburger. Yeah, that's great. That's what my dad was. Closed. A professional, I want Whataburger at 4 o'clock on a Sunday morning, okay? Closed, man. Hello? People go to bed, all right? Figure it out, dude. A gentleman doesn't eat hamburgers at 4 o'clock in the morning. Of course not.
But I'm starving. Go home. Go to sleep. Just pull in there, dude. I'm not going to pull in there, dude. We're taking you home. You're going to bed. It's open, dude. First of all, you're drunk, all right? Of course I am. That's number one. Second of all, I've asked you 50 times. You're drunk, too. Why are you driving? I don't know. I don't know. It's a great question. Very dangerous, dude. It's a great question. I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what. We live in Texas, okay? That's true. I'm not against the law here. Anyway, get your feet off my pistol. Stop spitting on my pistol, all right? You're spitting on my pistol. Take a tug, dude. You'll be fine. All right, one tug and that's it. We had a thing called the Snow Cone Family Circus. So we would go to Echo Park. I was like very young, three years old. We'd all dress up in clown costume, the whole family. So me, mom, me, you know, me, mom, pops. We'd all be in clown costume selling hot dogs. That was a shtick. Wow. Yeah. Did you like that as a kid? That must be fun as a kid. Yeah, it's great. Actually, when you're in clown costume, you can't fight. You know, so, like, it was always very, like, that was the best time to be with the folks. You could fight, but it would look weird to have a clown fighting. Who wants to buy hot dogs from fighting clowns? From a fighting clown. Who wants to do that? You'd be known as the fighting clown, all of you. Weird life. That's how Bill Gates got his start. That's right. Yeah, very similar. Fighting clown. Yep. Mm-hmm. What does Bill Gates have to say about the $700 billion deal that the government is trying to do? The bailout plan? Yep.
Isn't everything going to be on hold for a while? That's a good question. Anybody wonder why occasionally Tom Brokaw they decide is going to do a particular interview? Why Tom Brokaw? It would make more sense for him to interview Antonio Gates than Bill Gates. Venting new medicines or improving software or coming up with new ways of doing things. The level of investment is going to stay very, very high. You've got some concern in the financial sector, but this country in terms of its science and... That dude don't go to raves. I'm just telling you right now. The dude you're hearing does not rave. Innovative businesses, it's a great thing for the world that that's there. And I don't think even if we did have an economic cycle... that was negative, a lot of that endures. A lot of that is the kind... He's in full-on chopper leather. Oh, wait. I don't believe that. Anything that's made this country so amazing. Is there too much doom? Is there... Well, certainly there's some uncertainty. May I borrow $100 million? Do you have a $100 million bill in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see that?
The actual economy hasn't been hit that hard, but we're all worried that it will. More people are worried about it. Greetings. I'm a PC. So the level of concern is not as high as I think it's been in my memory. Wow. I didn't understand a word of that. I was bored of tears. Oh, my gosh. I thought he had a lot of good things to say. I'm sure you did, Mr. PC. All right. 570. 105.3 is our phone number. My timing has been so awesome. It has really been. I think it's been dead on. It's been very annoying. It's weird. It's been dead on. You've been money. 570-1053. Jerk. Call us at the beginning and end of every show. You can call us right now at 570-1053. And, yeah, because at the beginning and end of every show, we do open phones. Oh, hey. Yeah, so you can call and talk about anything you want to. We'd love to hear from you. Let's see. Did any of you guys get to watch The New Office? Yeah, I did. My wife said it was super funny. She liked it. What did you guys think? You didn't like it? I thought it was okay. Just okay? Yeah. What's the problem? Did they water it down to try and make it an hour? I know in the past we kind of felt that way. It was kind of interesting. They did this.
Weight loss challenge with all the Dunder Mifflin branches. And, you know, they did it over the span of the summer. And so it would say week one, week two, you know, week three. And, you know, there were some funny side plots going on. But just overall, it was okay. Did you see it, Sky? No, it's still on my TiVo. I'm all, my TiVo's all backed up, Mike. What do you guys think of Fringe? Fringe is great. I love Fringe. Sky? It's good. I haven't seen the third episode yet, but the jury's still kind of out with me on it. She doesn't get it. My wife was out. Yeah, it's a little too gory. Maybe a guy show. It's a little too sci-fi. It's not gory at all. Is it gory? Yeah, it's totally gory. It's not, but chicks. It's like chick gory. Yes. Yeah. Gory, gory. In all your glory. All right. Mikey Show. What's happening? Yeah, he's back. He's back. How about that? That's what I mean. Hey, wow. Hey, how was it? Hey, bananas. And I'm not talking about produce, guys, so man down. Okay. It's crazy out there. A brother, me, went up to a volcano, saw some lava. You know, I brought a little bit back, you know, swallowed it across. You know what I'm saying? A brother was in a cave. Now, black people in caves, we do not do that. Man up.
You feel me? We don't go into the abyss. That's right. That's right. We jumped on Vespas. You know what I'm saying? We was on the freeway. You held it down. You know what I mean? Hey, turn this to me. You know what I mean? I want a picture of AO on a Vespa. I want it on a t-shirt. That's right. I want that image on a t-shirt. Really? Really, Mike? Did you bring us some, you know, a spumante? Some ravioli. Hey, I got your back like a car seat. But check it out. What I did try was, I'm in a restaurant, right? And somebody was like, what do you like? What can I get for you? And I'm like, hey, I got my food. Nice. I feel like I was a nut job, but it's nothing. You got to come in and show us pictures, dude. Oh, man, you know I will, brother. It's nothing. All right, bro. Can I ask you a question? Yeah, go ahead, Ash. Hey, yo. Did you holler at our girl Chantel yet? What's up? What are you talking about? Did you know that Chantel, you know, she was like, I thought that was like... As far as I heard, Seth made a little magic happen on the sidelines with Chantel and Ayo. I want to know what's up. Yeah, I thought that was the deal. What's up? Um, I plead the fifth. Oh, what is this?
What is that? What is that? Eddie, you tell me what's going on. I don't know, man. What's up, man? You breaking up something? Sky, what's going on? It is clear. Is that interested? No, no. He's got other ladies. He's got other ladies. He's got other ladies. He was willing to hear all about her. Well, he wasn't expecting to be exposed here on the airwaves, is my interpretation. He doesn't want to ruin his game. Yes. No, man, it's cool. I don't have any game, Mike. I'm sorry. No, you're so cool. You know what, Mike? There's no other girls in my life. I've never even dated a girl. Yeah, I don't even know. Mine's a girl. Yeah, where would you even start? I'm a date virgin. I've never been on a date. You're such a liar. You know, I was hanging out in there. I was checking out. It's kind of cute, you know. And, you know, I didn't want to be disrespectful or rude or anything like that. I tried to, you know, talk. your guys' guests and all that stuff. So, you know, I don't know. In other words, Ayo has four girlfriends and he doesn't want any of them to hear. Yeah, yeah. Exactly. Maybe he's just a respectful gentleman. Oh, I'm sure. Maybe. No, you're tripping, man. Nah, for real. Come on, Skye, get in there. Figure this out. What's happening? I already told you what's happening. He's clamming up because he doesn't want his other ladies hearing. Hey, hey, hey. What's up? Stand down, O. Hey, my name's not O.
You know it's true. Ayo. Ayo. What up? Have you had any conversations with Chantel? No, I actually haven't. No, I talked to Zeth for like 2.5 minutes. And yeah, but I remember that after that day, I had like flown out to go on my vacation. So I haven't been able to jump on the phone or anything like that. You got to give her a call. He knows what's up. He knows what's up. I don't have her number. You don't have her number? Nah, no way. Hey, Zeth. What? Talk to me for a second. Would Chantel be all right? What did she give? Her email and that was it or what? Phone number. Oh, she did? And you gave it to Ale? I can't remember. I know one of them got the other one's phone number. I can't remember which is which. She's not going to call him. Are you kidding me? She would be 89 years old before she'd ever call. And even then she'd be like, I don't think I should have to call. I didn't get a number. I didn't get a number. I gave Zeth my number, you know, so I don't know. See what happens. All right, well, we'll get you some digits. Break it off proper. What's that? I said hook it up. All right, dude, we'll do it. Hey, does Zeth have your info? Yeah, Zeth's got me locked down. All right, dude. We'll talk to you later. Lock it down. P1 Fritz, what's up? Hey, how you guys doing? Good.
Hey, Mike, I was thinking maybe even you could have Barbara call Chantel. That might be a better bet. Why Barbara? Isn't she a black woman? Oh, yeah. I didn't even think about that. Oh, this is an interesting angle. I always forget. Yeah, that could maybe get some competition going. Oh, no. Between the two of them. Hey, my question was, I want to know with the Patriots game coming out, there's going to be a bet between Eddie and Bob. Oh. Are you kidding? B-Rob doesn't have any faith in those patriots anymore. Don't hassle Matt Castle. Come on, man. Come on. I don't know. I hope the Patriots took this bye week off and they just kind of sat down and said, hey, hey, hey. We should win. Hey, yeah, let's win. That was Miami we played. Come on. What do you think about the Charger-Patriot game, Boston, Rob? I don't know. I'm rooting for my pets. You know that, dude. Where's your confidence? Don't hassle. Matt Castle. Oh, watch Sproles hit the holes. What about that? What about that? Yeah.
Yeah. A little bit of rivers to those guys' livers. How about that? Put that on a second. Patent pending. Yeah. A bunch of ladies in here. Wow. What do you think, Rob? What do I think about what? What do you think are the chances of your Patriots winning the game? Good. Real good. We're going to be hungry for a win. You're a clown. We're going to come out here and we're going to, I don't know. score, hopefully a touchdown, and not kick a field goal like we've been doing this whole season. He is not willing to go out there. He doesn't. He won't do it. Dude, you know how superstitious I am? He's so scared. Remember when you guys made me read that letter about whatever it was, and then you guys got beat down? What? I can't say certain things. I'm superstitious. He can't say that the Patriots lost. He can't say those words. That what? You lost in the Super Bowl? Yes. Because what about the AFC Championship game? He believes, Eddie. What happened in the Super Bowl?
He believes it happened. Well, at least we made it to the big dance, right? Because we made him read a letter, and he's superstitious. You don't remember that, though? Of course, but that's not why. You did not have an effect on the Patriots. Don't mess with the guards of sports, dude. He's so nuts. He's so nuts. You're a crazy person. You're crazy. You are insane. There are screws loose all over your head. Don't stare at me when I do PDAs. PDAs. Mikey Shell, last call. Bring us home. Pavette. Pavette. Quit staring at us, you Pavette. Pavette. Mikey Show, last call. Bring us on. Why don't you rent the room to watch us? Lovely and something. Missy is up next. And today she has double shots. And you're not going to want to miss it. I like to play the leader. Thank you. Thank you. See you back here tomorrow morning at 5.30. The Mikey Show is out late. Love you, man.