The Mikey Show - Rock 105.3 - 11/05/08
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
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Barack Obama's historic election dominates the show, from the opening network projections to a five-dollar bet over universal health care and A.O.'s account of calmly walking away from a racist bar patron. Ashley's failed proposition quiz leads into a serious argument over Proposition 8, while Rosalyn confronts her boyfriend Mark live on air after he deliberately withholds her ballot. The crew also turns Boston Rob's two-Hot-Pocket napkin system, a canceled date over a giant zit, and Bruce's first-date fart story into extended comedy. They parody both Carrie Underwood's anti-endorsement stance and the presidential campaign itself with a Lando Calrissian versus Emperor Palpatine attack ad, then recoil at a rumor that Jake Peavy could be traded to the Dodgers.
What happened, in order
Obama Wins the Presidency
The show opens with network calls declaring Barack Obama the first African-American president-elect and the 44th president of the United States.
The Five-Dollar Health-Care Bet
Mike recalls betting his Obama-supporting brother Mark five dollars that universal health care would not pass even within an eight-year Obama presidency.
Ashley's Ballot Exam
After Ashley boasts that she spent two hours studying her sample ballot, Mike, Eddie, Skye, and Boston Rob turn her knowledge of California propositions into an increasingly competitive quiz.
The Prop 8 Reckoning
The crew reviews California's proposition results, then clashes over the likely passage of Proposition 8, same-sex marriage, civil unions, equality, and whether sexuality can be changed through faith.
The Ballot Betrayal
Rosalyn discovers that her Republican boyfriend Mark deliberately failed to mail her ballot, and their live confrontation becomes an argument about personal responsibility, lying, political sabotage, and trust.
Carrie Underwood Calls In
Carrie Underwood's claim that celebrity endorsements insult voters launches a mock call in which the hosts portray her as confused about politics, American Idol, Tony Romo, and where she voted.
Boston Rob's Hot Pocket System
The crew interrogates Boston Rob about holding two breakfast Hot Pockets in one napkin and maintaining separate face and spill napkins that he returns if unused.
The First-Date Zit
A listener cancels a first date because of a giant chin zit, prompting an extended debate over honesty, first impressions, vanity, makeup, popping it, and whether the men would cancel too.
A First-Date Fart
Bruce describes a seemingly proper redhead stopping on the walk back from their first date, sending him ahead, and then loudly passing gas without embarrassment.
No Drama with Obama
A.O. recounts refusing to retaliate after a drunk stranger made a racist remark about Black people celebrating Obama's victory, and the hosts praise him for walking away.
Lando Versus Palpatine
A parody election pits Lando Calrissian against Emperor Palpatine using Obama-McCain attack-ad language about community organizing, war, shady associates, and the Death Star.
The Jake Peavy Rumor
A caller claims Jake Peavy is headed to the Dodgers, prompting Mike to call such a trade a franchise-level betrayal comparable to sending LaDainian Tomlinson to the Raiders.
People mentioned
Barack ObamaJohn McCainMikeMarkAshleyEddieSkyeBoston RobRosalynCarrie UnderwoodTony RomoBruceA.O.Lando Calrissian
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I would just like to say, if I may, at 11 o'clock at night, Eastern Standard Time, the president of the United States is Barack Obama. We're back on the air and we have news. There will be young children in the White House for the first time since the Kennedy generation. An African-American has broken the barrier as old as the Republic. An astonishing candidate, an astonishing campaign, a seismic shift in American politics. The 44th president of the United States. The celebrations begin. ABC News is now ready to project that Barack Obama will carry the state of California, carry other states in the West. Barack Obama will be the 44th president of the United States. Barack Obama has elected president. And CNN can now project that Barack Obama, 47 years old, will become the president-elect of the United States. It is now 11 o'clock.
on the East Coast, and Keith, we can report history. Barack Obama is projected to be the next president of the United States of America. As we approach the hour, we're about to tell you something that you may recognize as inevitable. It's now 11 o'clock. We project California for Barack Obama. That will change our electoral board from 220 votes to 175 and make Barack Obama, in our view, president-elect of the United States of America. expecting anything different, Barack Obama is going to be our new president. This is the first I'm hearing about this. What the heck? Who is this Barack Obama? Shock. I can't believe this. It is, ladies and gentlemen. It is 6.05. As you just heard, history was made last night when Barack Obama was elected this country's first African-American president. Kevin Towers says that they have narrowed the field to three teams to trade Jake Peavy to.
Oh, yeah? So we'll know about that soon, too? Probably. Let's see. What did McGain say? Cut 16. My friends, we have come to the end of a long journey. The American people have spoken, and they have spoken clearly. A little while ago, I had the honor of calling Senator Barack Obama to congratulate him, to congratulate him. on being elected the next president of the country that we both love. That's so stupid when they do that. Makes us look so stupid. Well, I mean, it doesn't matter who it is, you will get the booze. Whether it is the... It doesn't matter, you get the booze. Yeah, well, and McCain gave a very classy speech last night. You know, I was really impressed. He was very, very cool, very classy. He kept it classy? Yeah, he sure did.
Did you change his mind at the last minute? Oh, wow. As you know, my brother Mark is a big Barack Obama supporter, you know? And, you know, my brother and I, he was here in August, and he and I were swimming this summer. We were swimming in the pool, and while we were in the pool, we made a bet. Because he is a Barack guy, okay? He is a Barack guy, and when I say he's a Barack guy, I mean he is a pin-wearing, T-shirt-wearing, Barack Obama... speaking about dude. And so I said to him when we were, when we were hanging out, I said this summer, so what, tell me, what do you love here? Talk to me, give me some, give me some highlights and some bullet points, will you? He says, well, I love the universal health care and I think it's long time overdue and it's needed. And I said, we will not have universal health care in four years.
And he said, I disagree with you. And I believe that he can get it done. Now, last night, you saw what happened in the Senate. It is a Democratic run Senate. I mean, if there was ever an opportunity to get it done, it's now. I said, I tell you what, let's bet on it. Five bucks. He says, all right. So we bet on it. And I said, I tell you what, though, I'm going to give you eight years. Wow. I'm going to give you eight. That's generous. You know, if he's reelected, I'll give you eight years to get it done. He says, OK, so what? Let's get this sucker done now. We'll watch. We'll all just kick back and watch and we'll see what happens. Although my brother withdrew his five dollar bet last night. He said he said that that bet was made in August before the bailout. And now that the bailout has occurred.
You're gosh darn right. There's not going to be any universal health care, but if it weren't for W, if it weren't for W, then, you know, probably would have that universal health care. Yep. Totally. Of course. I see what he's saying. Yeah, for sure. I don't think it's so crazy. For sure. Still, a bet's a bet. Yeah, you still got to agree with a bet. No, I agree. I agree. A bet is a bet, but I do see it's argument. I mean, it's $5. Yeah, I know, but what we're saying here is that there won't be universal health care, and it will be because of the bailout. It will be the fault of the bailout, even though the $750 billion bailout, which I told him there is no $750 billion bailout, there's been $125 billion that's been allocated. Cause I did a little homework on it and their Senate didn't approve $750 billion. There's not $750 billion going anywhere. I thought they did approve it. And then it was going to be doled out in chunks, starting with that first chunk that you're talking about. Well, that was supposed to be, no, it was supposed to be 300. And what happened was they took half of that. They gave 125 to wall street. We'll see if 700 billion goes out. I don't believe $700 billion going to go out. I hope not. Uh,
But we'll see. We'll see how it all plays out. And let's give this sucker a shot and let's just see what happens. I think it's going to be really cool that there's going to be a basketball hoop at the White House. You think so? Yeah, dude. No question about it. Wait, wait, wait. What about HOA? What about HOA? The White House Homeowners Association. That's a really good deal. Well, you know, I think that, you know. He's not the president of that. He can petition. He can petition to put it up. That's right. They'll have to vote on it in his little homeowners association and maybe they don't let him. I hope they don't approve it. That's right. It'll be an eyesore. I'll put it in the back, Sean. I'll put it in the back. In violation of the noise ordinance. Wow. And the fun ordinance. Everybody wants to know about props. So props to you. Prop it up. I put so much work into voting for those props. You just hang on, lady. What? I did. Take it off. Take it off. Everybody. Yes. Everybody just chill out. Tell her, Mike. I can't steal. You just keep it loose, blood. Know what I'm saying? Show off. 570-1053 is our number. Just hang loose, blood.
Text is 35253. I'm going to do this so fast so we can get to the phones and talk to you. I'm Mike. That's Eddie. That's Skye. That's Sean. That's Ashley. That's Boston Rob. And Zet's in there. All right? There's seven of us. Let's talk. Ashley's got an I Voted sticker on her forehead. Now, let me explain, okay? Let me explain. Let me explain. The reason. That he or that she has a I voted sticker on her forehead is because she filled out a sample ballot. And how long did it take you, Ash? It took me two hours, two hours from one until three p.m. yesterday. Did you did you read about anything? Everything. You read about it all? All of it. I refused to. Because for some reason this year, I was like, listen, I'm not going to just all willy-nilly check off, you know, some vote of some senator because, ooh, her name looks pretty or, ooh, she's a Democrat or, ooh, she's a woman and girl power, which is my normal tactic. Fantastic. I love it. So I took out my little sample ballot. Yeah. It's real good, Mike. You open it up. Awesome.
You know, they explain everything in there if you want to know. Now, here's my question. Now, why are you wearing an I voted sticker? You voted yesterday, you know, and here you are. Yeah. And then this was crap, Mike, because I go to the voting poll and I get my sticker. And then what do I do? Go home and don't see or talk to anyone for the rest of the day. So it's like no one even knows all the hard work I put into freaking voting. Oh, I want to know. I'm glad you wore that sticker. Yeah. Now I know. I literally saved the sticker so that I could reapply it today. Maybe now that you have read that thing, you can explain the props to us. Maybe now since you've read it, I can quiz you. Yeah, or you could even ask me about the senators or the school districts. Could we? Yes. Because I researched all of them. She's researched two hours. She read it. She read it all. And so now we can ask her and she can explain to us what each. Prop. I read the fours and then the against and then why you'd be against the fours. I read it all. Yeah. Yeah. Skye. Like I was in school. Skye, get a couple of props here. Let's ask Ashley. We'll find out what she knows.
She doesn't have a problem with being tested here. She's red. You want to just do the basics? Just do the basics. Tell me what we got, Ash. I got one dollar on this. I got one buck on this. Anybody want it? I'll take it. I got a dollar. I got a dollar says that she gets three out of five accurate. I'll take that action. Anybody else want some of this? I'll take somebody else. You want it? Yeah. All right. And I'm not talking the gist of it. She's got to know what's up. Oh, come on. The gist of it. She's got to know what's up. We can't get the gist of it? I think that's great. Thank you, Mike. Some roundabout way she gets to it. No way. This ain't idioms, dude. Yeah. And how's the computer looking at her? Well, wait a minute. You guys can't make her be like, you know, giving legal language here, all right? Of course not. Of course not. But just a basic understanding. She said she read The Foreign Against, so she should have a pretty comprehensive understanding. That's right. Absolutely. Sky will be the judge. So Eddie's taking it, and Zett is taking it.
And Rob apparently is with her. Okay. Yeah, I'm taking it. You're taking action on it, too? All right. If something goes wrong, I'd have to owe. If something goes wrong, I can't do it. Sean? That's a lot of money. Sean's in on a deal. Sky, you're not in, right? I'm not allowed to participate. Yeah, she's not allowed to participate. She's got to be impartial. Yes, I have to be impartial. You pass up money. Here we go. Just five. Just five. Girl, you got it. Just three out of five. I know it all. Three out of five. I know everything. You know everything. Okay, talk to us about Prop 3. You're not going to tell me which profit it? Oh, man, that's what you paid me for us. You've got to do for us. No, don't. No, Eddie, I can't give the money yet. We have to do fine. We have to do fine. She hasn't started. Wait a minute. That's one. Wait, I didn't even know that you weren't going to give me the profit.
I need to know the prop. She can miss one more. Well, I told you Prop 3. It's Prop 3. We're going to say what it is, and you're going to tell us what it is. Like Prop 8. Let's start with Prop 8. What's Prop 8? Why can't you? It's going to be in the 5. Sky is giving it out. It's going to be in the 5. I wasn't going to put it in my idea. It's the easiest one. But we can start there. A little warm up. Obviously, Prop 8 is whether or not you want to keep... gay people who are gay homosexual allowed to get married legal i know it sounded weird but she got it well which i voted no on because i would like to keep it the way it is you would like to keep it the way it is and people are still allowed to be married even if they're not man and woman right got it okay Oh, of course. That's what it is. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I would have liked to hear the words redefine the Constitution, the State Constitution. See, that's why I said we can't get into the whole legal. I mean, that's, I mean. Because that's the important part to me. I would have answered it. Even I would have answered it the same way, a little bit more articulately. But you know what I'm saying. Come on. Thank you, partner. I've got a bunch of L7s over here, you know. Okay, here's one that I. What happened to Prop 3?
Would you like to try and tackle Prop 3? So, okay, because Prop 3, is that the Marine? Or is that the Mission Bay one? Or is it the... Am I allowed to? You've got to tell us. You've got to tell us. Is it? I don't remember. I know what they mean. I don't remember which. Like, I remember Prop 7 is the energy one. Prop 1A is the transportation one. Okay, wait. Hang on, guys. Listen to me. Are we willing... to have Skye tell her what it is, and she's got to tell us what it's about. Isn't that the point? That's what I can do. That's what she thought it was. Well... And you're saying, and you guys are saying... Yeah, it changes the... I mean, I know it sounds like Prop B, I know, is... Eddie, do you believe that she will get... what the gist of these things are. If she read about it, she should. If you go, what's the train one? She'll know what that is. I mean, we've talked about it. Let's see how many of the other props that she knows without being prompted. So do you want me to go through maybe all of them then? No, no, no. The biggies. Just a couple. Okay, so prop three you say is... You don't know. I think it's the veterans one.
Okay. Is that incorrect? That is incorrect. Okay, one wrong, one wrong. Now, should I say what it actually is? Okay, Prop 3 is the Children's Hospital Bond Act. Oh, yes, which I voted yes for. Prop 5. Oh, this one is simple. Prop 5 was, it's not the animal one. Close. The criminal justice one. And allowing people who are criminals more. more things, allowing them able to have more witnesses on the stand if they want, allowing them to be able to negotiate or have at least opinions in parole. She get it, Skye? She get this one? No, Prop 5 is the non-violent drug offense one.
Oh, so they can go into rehab as opposed to going into prison. Yeah. She was only allowed to miss two, right? See, I know what they are if you tell me. I just didn't memorize exactly. That would be the second one. The second one wrong. Do you have any... What would you like, Rob? Because she said she read about everyone that was running for some kind of office. Do you have anything on that? Maybe the winners that we could find out? Maybe she could tell us who they are. Yeah, because if we give her a name... Easy one. Who was running against Micah Geary? The person I voted for. Jan Goldsmith. That is correct. There's my girl. Jan from the office. I heard she's going to be a lot better. State Assembly, 78th District. Who was running there? I don't know. Oh, wow. You tell me who, I can tell you. Give the two names and let's see who she voted for and why. Okay, so this one doesn't count for the contest. Okay. Block and McCann. What are their full names? Marty Block, John McCann. It's pronounced McCann. McCann. Jeez, guys. And it's Marty Barak.
Don't remember that one. All right, fine. Two hours. Two hours down. You'll never see that. Two hours down. I believe she's a good studier. I believe that if we tell her what it is, she can tell us what they mean. My eyeballs just fell out of my head. Why? I think it's great what she did. I think it's great that she spent the time. I think that's awesome. Why does Rob think that the two hours was wasted? Yeah, Rob. Why was it wasted? I guarantee you. Excuse me. I guarantee you she knows more than Rob. Guaranteed. Of course I do. If she spent two hours studying. If we were to talk about the two different things, she will beat him. I'd kill him. Especially if you told me which the props were. I do disagree. Especially if you told me which the props were, I would tell you what the props stood for. He's delightful. You're delightful. You're delightful. I would smoke him. You're delightful. I'd smoke Rob. I'd put him in my pipe and I'd smoke him. Eddie, let's do it. Let's do it. Come on. Let's do it. I think Rob is very knowledgeable. He took this election very seriously.
A person that gets three out of five wins. Sky's going to tell each of them. Sky's going to give each of them a prop. Explain what the prop is. And then they must tell us what it means. How's that? I like. I'm in. You like? Rob is so smart. Rob looks really worried. Rob looks very worried. Sky, what do we got? Okay, so you want me to give them each a different proposition? Yeah, and big ones so that people aren't like totally... Get her forehead. She's got an I Voted sticker on her forehead right now. I'm ready. Tell me the prop. I'll tell you what it is. Let's do this. Okay. No, we did it. Rob, shut up. You shut up. You're so annoying right now. Here we go. Ash, calm down. You're going to be fine. Fine. Okay, this is interesting. Okay, I guess. Rob, tell us about Prop 2. I thought you said... No, no, no. You've got to tell them... You can say what it is. Oh, I'm sorry. Prop to standards for confining farm animals. Easy. This was... They want animals to be able to stretch their limbs, stand up, at least walk in a circle. And what they're saying is... Farmers here are saying that, you know, they can't afford it. They start doing that with all the space. He got it. He's right. He got it.
Good job, dude. Remember, we're going to have to get Mexican eggs. Allegedly. All right. Now, hey, Eddie, what's the best way to determine this? Should you do, like, you do an even or odd number of them, and the first person that can't do so many, how would you do it? Yeah. Yeah, we can do that. Okay. Ashley, Prop 4, parental notification before terminating minor's pregnancy. This would be saying that you have 48 hours to get legal consent from your parent. or guardian before you are able to actually get the abortion, which means, I'm sorry, the physician has to notify the parent or guardian within 48 hours of the teenager under 18 letting him know that they're pregnant and they've got to tell the parent or guardian before the abortion goes through. Got it. Wow. She got it. Nice. Can we get a yes sound effect here? Come on. Give me a bell here. Yeah, I'm sorry. I have it on loop, so I've got to do one or the other. All right. Here we go. Okay. I guess we will say, Rob, Proposition 6, police law enforcement funding. That's just to allocate them like, I forget the exact number. Is it $98 million to allow the cops to have? It's just funding them, and I guess it's through bonds. It's just giving them money. I think that's correct. Let's give it to them. You get that one, Rob.
You're on fire, my friend. Yes! Okay, Ashley, Proposition 7, Renewable Energy Generation. This one is a really good one. This I voted yes for. It is encouraging and giving money to resources that can come up with new ways of using energy and new sources of energy. You got it. Is that right, Chad? Isn't it that they're making SDG&E go 20% by 2010? Ash, you lose that one. You lose that one. You lose that one. So Rob has three. Ash has one. I didn't study. Was he on that computer or no? You weren't studying. Good. Here we go. Okay. Proposition nine, Rob. Criminal justice system. Victims rights. This one I didn't really understand, but I read it like three times in the booth. And from what? And I'm sure the people behind him thought it was fair, too. Everybody had... Can you hurry up in there? He didn't get a sample ballot, so he didn't have a chance to fill it out. And they didn't even have my name on the list. I had to, like, put it in this envelope. Hey, buddy, five minutes in there. Hey, pal, I'm reading over prop. What prop is it?
We're saying prop nine. It's going to be another election by the time you're done. This prop is, from what I gathered from it, is, you know, if there's a crime. You got it. All right. No, we got to hurry up. He didn't even get it. He didn't answer yet. If there's a crime committed against you, then the whole time through all of the court proceedings, they're going to notify the victim of what's going on. And that's just, I just read it there. Is this a separate one or the one that he had just gotten credit for? No, this is a new one. It's another one. It's four to one. Because it was his turn. He stole one from Ash. Yeah, she's statistically eliminated. Yes! Take that coat sticker off your head. Get it off! Wicked smart. I still think you did a good thing, Ash. Rob is the best. She did a great thing. Rob did a better thing. Oh, stop. Everybody is good. Everybody did this. I'm proud of everyone equally. We win! Yes, again! Ashley looks like she wants to take her ball. Oh, she's peeling the sticker off. Yes! She just peeled off her eyeball. Change! Terrible. So how much money does Mike owe everybody? P1 Ralph. The deficit. Ralph, are you there? Awesome. Go ahead, man. Good morning, Mikey. How are you today? I'm good. How you doing?
Excellent, man. I love you guys. I love your show. Love you. What kind of dog do you think he's going to get for his girls? What would be a great name? Does he have a dog, Barack Obama? No, he said during his acceptance speech last night that the girls had been so good through all the campaigning that they will get themselves a puppy in the White House. Wow, there's going to be puppy poopoo all over the White House. They're going to have to White House break him. That's not good. All right, thanks for the call. I think it's going to be a mutt. 570-1053. I hope he adopts it. Give us a call. What? Rather than stealing it? No, not like goes out and buys one from a breeder. Go adopt it. Yeah. Go down to the Humane Society. I'm sure he will. You know, one of those dogs that are interned somewhere. 570-1053. Call us. Tell us what you think. 35253. Sky, what's up with the props?
Who won? Who didn't win? Okay. You want to go through all of them right now? Let's do this and explain what they are. Okay. Prop one is the safe, reliable, high-speed train bond act. Oh, I want that thing so bad. Rob was very passionate about it. Now, keep in mind, right now... The figures I have in front of me is a little bit over 80% of the precincts reporting. So I'll be updating it throughout the morning. I know they're getting closer to 90% now, but when I printed this like 15 minutes ago, it was 80 couple percent. And are you NBC39 or are you like Union Tribune? I'm everywhere with these. But what's really cool, what I like on signonsandiego.com, on their front page, they have, like, the real, you know, the headline, you know, the ones that everybody's talking about. You know, the Prop 8, the Prop 4, that kind of stuff. And they keep updating that. So that's a good place to check. Okay, so Prop 1, the high-speed train that Rob hates, passed 52.2% of the vote. Wow.
They're going to drive up to LA. They're going to build a high-speed railway? Well, again, only 80% of the precincts reporting on that. Way to go, people. What's the split on it? 52 to 48%. So what does that mean? Well, it's still pretty close, but right now it's looking like it's going to pass. We're going to have the high-speed train. We're going to be in so much more debt. Okay. Prop two. We get to go real fast on a train. Yeah. How cool is that? Well, we won't because it's in LA. Eventually they won't. Oh, eventually they want to build it? Yeah. Okay. The first part is going to be LA to San Francisco. Do they say like how long they think it'll be? It'll be like, you know, 2070. Yeah. Do they give you years that they think that construction will begin and end? I don't know. Ash, do you remember? From reading it yesterday? No. About the high-speed railway? For some reason, I want to say 2015 is a number. Ash, tell me what you know. Do you know anything about that high-speed railway? Well, yeah. I know that they wanted to do it. Yeah. But I don't know when. Or any. Okay. No, I don't know the dates. Give her the point. All right. I don't remember the dates. Okay. What else? What else we got? Okay. I'm prompt to the confining of farm animals, giving the farm animals room to stretch their legs.
passed 63% of the vote to 37% of the vote. Yeah, I voted... I voted yes for that. We're going to have Mexican eggs. You heard them, dude. We're going to all get salmonella. I don't believe we're going to have Mexican. I believe that those farm guys, I believe they're not going to like it, but that they can afford to. Yeah, we may pay a little bit more for eggs, but that's okay. How are we going to have those funny cow tipping? That's not funny, Eddie. That's so funny. Okay. Prop three, the Children's Hospital Bond Act. Yes, with 54.2% of the vote. No, 45.8% of the vote. They're going to build more stuff at Children's? Is that what it's about? More money for them, for their facilities, yes. Okay. All right. Okay. This one, this is a close one.
Prop four, the parental notification before terminating a minor's pregnancy. Let me see. This is one of the ones that the Union Tribune has on their website. So this is with 92% of the precincts reporting. It looks like it will not pass with 53% of the people voting no, 47% voting yes. Still too close to call, but it looks like that will not pass. What does that mean? That means that it is status quo when it comes to kids and abortions. That they got to call the parents? No, status quo. The way it is today, it will stay because what they were trying to do was get it so you have to notify the parents. Okay. Not passing. Got it. Quid pro quo with you, too. Okay. What? Prop 5. This is the nonviolent drug offenses. Sentencing, recommending, you know, rehab over prison time. Not passing. About 60% of the people voted no on that. So we stick with prison. Overcrowded prisons. Great. No treatment. Great. Way to help people out. That's what I'm saying. Well, you know, you got to look at it also from the other side is that, you know, I would think that a lot of these people would try to scam the system and be like, oh, yeah, I'll just go to treatment, you know, and nothing happens. But you can't get out of being a nonviolent drug offender like you either are or you aren't.
You know what I mean? Yeah, it's not up to them whether they can pick treatment or not. Yeah, but they can scam the system. They can go into court and offer that. If they're a nonviolent drug offender, which if they're a nonviolent drug offender, that's where I thought it would... Drug court isn't scamming the system. That's serious stuff, man. That's no joking around. You're not on drugs while you're going to drug... treatments. That's a serious thing, dude. I got a bunch of friends that do that. The problem I have there was that I went, well, you can make anybody you want go to treatment, but unless they want to get fixed, they're not going to do anything. It's not going to change them at all. Let's take a quick time out. When we come back, Scott will give us the rest of these. New York City, this is where I'm from. And to me, the most amazing thing about when you go out in this city, you know, you go to a show like this and you're with your friends, you talk and maybe you have a good time, maybe you don't. The most amazing thing that happens to you on a night like this is the ride that you have in the cab. You know, isn't it incredible the chances that these guys take with your life and that you're so calm in the backseat, you know, because they got that glass partition and you're just watching them. It's like it's happening on television, you know.
You know, he's flying around the road, and you're going, boy, that looked dangerous. I don't think I'd try that in my car. That was almost an eight-car pileup. Did you watch what happened on that last turn? Then you're five minutes late, you start rooting for the guy. He's up on the sidewalk, you're going, this is a good move. He killed a guy, I'm on time. And they always have those, no smoking, please, no smoking. He's very concerned about his health, these guys. Doing 90 up a one-way, just please. Or his hammer on Dr. Doomsday King-infused faceplate. Rock. Hey, it's Mikey for Amco. If you have a check engine light on, you got to take it into Amco. You don't need any kind of an appointment. You just take it in there and they will take a look at it for you. Now, here's something that you may or may not know, but they don't just work on your transmissions. They also do AC. They do brakes. This is just another reason for you to be taking your car to Amco. It's the only place I go. And by the way...
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You make me laugh with your insults. Boston Rob. Am I just an idiot? And Ashley. I use a lot of toilet paper. The Mikey Show's on. Rock 105.3. It's a Mikey Show. It's 641. The cops had to be called yesterday after actor Tim Robbins got into a heated argument with a poll worker at his polling place. The Raiders are the best. They are so awesome. Al Davis is angry with the 2-6 start and has given a list of a dozen players that he once released, including D'Angelo Hall and Javon Walker, his two big free agent signings. Are you serious? Yeah. Well, one he traded for. D'Angelo Hall, he gave a second and a sixth round pick and then signed him to a new $70 million contract.
Now wants to release him because he doesn't like him. Now, I don't understand what release kind of means. If you release them, does that mean you don't get anything for him? You just go, we're firing you. Correct. You know, and you have to pay a portion of the contract. You know, they'll get whatever guaranteed money they're due. But most of the contract they can try and get out of. Is there anything that we're missing? Like, well, there's already something called the trade deadline that passed. And so he can't, like, get something for them. And that's why he's just releasing them. I don't think anybody would trade for those guys. Nobody would want them? Probably not. You know, trading is different in the NFL. It's hard to trade somebody. But, I mean, it's just a second and a sixth. And he's like, I don't like that guy. Get him out of here. Oh, my goodness. Al Davis, you're the greatest. Keep doing what you do. Did it happen already? No, I mean, I guess he gave this list to his personnel guys, and the personnel guys now have to figure out how they can release him without losing time. And then what do you do? And then you replace them, I guess, with whoever's next on the roster. I guess. Pretty much. Wow.
Brutal. Text message is 35253. Hey, Mikey, Rob was right. Gas went up 15 cents by my house last night. Really? Rob, it's the election, right? Dude, how long have I been saying this? I didn't notice. Last night, when I left my house, it had dropped. It went from 263 to 255 in a matter of, I think, three or four hours. It dropped that. That's crazy. So when I go home today, if it has gone up a penny, I am screaming at the guy that works there. You're a hothead. You are a hothead. I'm telling him to get it back to 255. You really are hothead. Because I didn't fill up. Okay. All right, Sky's going to tell us. Okay, during the commercial break, I went and got an update. Now, here are the updated figures with about 95% of the precincts reporting. So, real quickly, I'll cover the ones we just did, and then we can, in length, do the ones we haven't done yet. Okay, Prop 1A, still too close to call, but leading with 52% voting yes.
Prop 2, farm animals, pass. Prop 3, children's hospital, pass. Prop 4, notify parents to terminate a pregnancy, still too close to call, with 52% of people saying no, they do not want that. Which means it's kind of looking that way. Yeah, it's looking that way, but still statistically too close to call. Prop 5, the nonviolent drug offenders, no, did not pass, 60%. Okay, so that's where we left off. Prop 6, police law enforcement funding did not pass. Really? 69% of people did not want to give extra money. Okay. Prop 7, renewable energy generation did not pass. What? 65% of people voted no on that. No way. Yeah. Yeah. Interesting. Now, Proposition 8, eliminating same-sex marriages in California. Still too close to call. Oh, my God. 52% of the people voted yes. They do want to eliminate same-sex marriage in California. 95% reporting. Well, in that case, 94% reporting, but yes. 94% voted. No. 94% reporting. It means that they have 94. Well, I just refreshed on Union Tribune. They're saying they got 95 of them. And what are the figures showing? 52, 48. It's still 52, 48.
Okay. This is my big question. Okay. And my, I, I got to find somebody that knows this stuff because what I want to really know is it looks like it's going to be yes on eight. Okay. And if it's yes on eight, what does that mean? What happens next? What does that mean? Yeah, well, you know, people who same-sex couples who got married during this time where it was legal say that they have heard that they will be grandfathered in, that their marriages will still stand because they got married when it was legal. But from this point on, no more. So they will be grandfathered in? That's what, like, people like George Takai, yeah, that's what they say they have been told, that they will be grandfathered in. Now, that doesn't mean that people will not try and take it to the courts to try and get those marriages, you know, voided. Yeah. But that's what they're under the impression of. Okay. Now, here's my other big question. What does this say about civil union?
And what is civil unions? And what are people with civil unions entitled to and not entitled to? Yeah, I want to know that. What's the difference between a civil union and a marriage? Not that it would have made me vote any differently, but it would be interesting to know. Because my deal is I want to protect the word marriage. And I want to protect what it means to be married. And marriage is what we associate the words husband and wife with. And that was important to me. I have a question. Who picks the colors for the signs? Because I believe yes on eight had a better color, more vibrant with the yellow, than the no on eight with the blue. Yellow pops more. It catches your eye more. That's smart. And we all know that it was actually, it was those banners that, does it. It decided to vote. No question. The only reason that I voted that way is because somebody was shoving a picket down my throat. Very interesting. We still have to wait and see on Prop 8, but it is looking like Californians voted to eliminate same-sex marriage. That's horrible. This guy sounds really stoked. How many times can you vote on this? It's obvious that we want to discriminate.
Wow. It's obvious that we want to protect marriage in this state. It's obvious that we think for some reason separate but equal actually equals equality. It's really odd that we find that a behavior is what defines somebody. You are born homosexual. You are not made homosexual. I was born an alcoholic and let God change that in me, but that's just me. I was born that way, though. I was born a lot of ways that probably aren't right and that are, by definition, sin. So you believe God could make you a homosexual? Yeah, I believe that I could. Yeah, I believe that there are some people. No, I mean, like right now, like you're a heterosexual. You believe that with enough prayer or whatever, God could make you homosexual? No, no, no. Do you believe vice versa, that God can make a homosexual a heterosexual? Yeah, God can change. Yes, absolutely. But not the other way around. No, the reason that I can tell you why I can tell you why, because he says that there is no confusion between right and wrong with God. He knows what right is and he knows what wrong is. And so you can pray to God that you're that you something evil. You could pray to God about something evil. It's he's not going to unless it's his will. You know, that's why there's good and bad in the world. And that's how you know the difference.
If you didn't have darkness, you wouldn't have light. You need one to have the other. And no, you don't pray. You know, it wouldn't work for you to pray to God to become a homosexual, which is a strange, you know, kind of thing to think in your head. Like, God, please make me a homosexual. You know, I think it's strange. to think that he could make you a heterosexual. But, you know, teach his own. We're all different. This is why we get to vote. This is why it's America and we have our voice. So, like we said, still too close to call Prop 8, but it does look like that same-sex marriage will be eliminated here in California. Prop 9, the criminal justice system victim's right. Yes, passing with 53% of the vote. How about that? Prop 10, the alternative fuel vehicles. This... Not passing. 60%. When? I know. I'm really surprised. Why? Yeah. You know, lots of people say that, you know, with this Prop 7 and Prop 10, you know, it's shady business and, oh, put little companies out of business and, oh, we're going to have to, you know, run power through national, I don't know, the Sierra Club's against it. I was actually really surprised just because of how many Democrats were registered and, you know, Barack.
obviously killing it in California, that wouldn't have passed, you know, because it seems like a very liberal proposition. I agree. So it's very, very interesting. Proposition 11, which dealt with redistricting. Oh, that was my favorite one. No, I voted no on that one. You better believe it. What is the redistricting? They were saying that they would make it turn into, like, what's it called, level? voting where it would be just like a certain amount of people who are in it and they get to vote and so like the public wouldn't necessarily be able to be as involved in making decisions. As far as where the districts are. You know how there's districts and you look in a map and this guy's in charge of this area. That would be a small amount of people who could change the way those districts are formed. Still too close to call. Split down the middle. 50-50. That's pretty crazy. And then finally, Prop 12, the Veterans Bond Act.
did pass with 63% of the vote. So very, it's just so interesting how close all these races really were. Well, most of these races really were. And Barack Obama is your new president. That's right. We got to wait though. We got to wait until January, which I don't think is, I mean, I say, why don't we know that this is coming up and just have it ready to go. You know what I mean? The black house. That's right. Our text message number is 35253. Our phone number is 5701053. Now, check this out. Text message here. Mikey, Californians voted to give chickens more room but not give money to the police? Ah, priorities. 5701053 is our phone number. Go read our blogs at MikeyShow.com. Keyword, blogs. Today.
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Yeah, Joey Porter is one of those guys who, you know, when you got guys who talk a lot of trash, you know, just want to talk about people or put people down. They have their own insecurities. And his insecurities, I don't know. But he's definitely one of those guys who, you know, all those muscles are popcorn muscles. He's soft. You know, we hear stories, you know, floating around the league all the time about him as far as, you know, in nightclubs, dancing with his shirt off like a girl or being beat up back in California. So he's one of those guys. Dude, it sounds like rap wars, you know? It does. It reminds me of that. Yeah, Joey was in Brandon Marshall's face all game long on Sunday and had some comments about him after the game as well, and then that was Brandon responding. So it doesn't sound like it's over between those two. That's terrible. Yeah. That's terrible. Mikey, gas went down in El Cajon by five cents. And do the propositions need two-thirds to pass? That's P1. Heard it. I have no idea. I know. Which one needed the two-thirds to pass? Let me see. Oh, the fire tax. That one.
The one that would do the parcel tax. That one I know needed two thirds to pass. There it is. Mikey, can you podcast the intro for today? It gave me the chills and a couple of tears. Please podcast it. It's P1 Tears. Well, P1 Tears, we are now podcasting the entire show. And we're trying to get the word out there about it that we are now podcasting the entire show. You can hear all of the Mikey Show instead of just one or two bits here and there. You now get the entire show available for download at MikeyShow.com. You can search us on iTunes and find our podcast on iTunes. But the entire show is now available. From start to finish? That's right. Wow. Howza? This text message says, Mikey, gas went up 50 cents around my house. That's P1 Eric. I don't believe that. That could be a fake stat. Yeah, that's a lot. That's a huge jump. Yeah, no way. That'd be a gigantic jump. Yeah. 570-1053 is the phone number. Our text number is 35253. And, Eddie, how was your voting experience yesterday? Really? Wow. I've got to hear them. Okay, so I go to what I thought was my polling place. Yeah. And I walk in and I'm all, you know, got my sample ballot there with my name on it and hand it to the lady.
And she goes, yeah, you're not in the right place. I said, huh? What are you talking about? She goes, you have to go to the next building over, which was literally 100 feet away. And I go, so wait, there's two polling places within 100 feet of each other? And she's like, yeah. I go, that's not confusing, everybody? She's like, yeah, everybody's going to the wrong places. I go, oh, that's good. That's awesome. That happened to me, too, and they had to send me next door. Yeah. Yeah. How weird. It was really weird. That's odd. Yeah. I don't know why they did that. It's 2008. We haven't figured voting out. Oh, dude. And then, you know, how they have those cardboard rickety, you know, stands. Yeah, yeah. Mine, I thought, was going to fall over at every time because, you know, I'm penciling in and I'm kind of leaning against it. Yeah. And it's like tipping over and I'm like, this is really where we're at. Like, we can't do better than this. Yeah. And it's so lame that like. You know, depending on where you live, you vote differently. You know, some have the paper ballot. Some do touch screen. It's like, shouldn't it all be? Touch screen? Yeah. Yeah. You're turistic. Yeah. That sounds fun. And why, when you go to their garage...
They don't have, like, snacks or, like, drinks. You're not donating blood, bro. I'm thinking the same thing. I'm like, where's my juice box? Yeah, you're not donating blood. You can only get cookies when you're done. Why? Yeah, this isn't halftime at a soccer game. I didn't want the sticker. I wanted, like, some kind of, like, hors d'oeuvre or something. Hors d'oeuvre. Orange veg. Like, I went to this Benson walking around in, like, a tuxedo. Offering you a little quiche. And they need to... Oh, I blogged about it. Just read my blog, because I get a lot of problems with... I could fix it. More chicken satays for everybody. If I could have it in my garage, it would be the baddest boating area ever. What would it be like? Well, dude, I'd have probably like a strobe light with Boston Rob's take on. What it would be like if he had a polling place in his garage. Yeah, yeah. My garage would have those, like, 60s beads that hang down from the top of the door. And once you walk in. Separate them. Yeah, yeah. Once you walk in, there would be, right away, I would kind of do cardboard walls. And there would be a strobe light, but there would be Van Halen's right now playing in the background. Always on a loop. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So political. That's it. Oh, my God.
And then, you know, you go through the strobe light room and there's pictures of every candidate that's, you know, that's running. So it's like, you're like, oh, yeah, you're really inspired when you get in there. Yeah. And then you go into the next room and Gabe would greet you and Gabe would be like, hey. Brother Gabe. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Gabe would take your name, do all the busy work with you, get you your ballots. Al would probably be heating up stuff and bringing it out. I have a question. I have a question. I have a question. Can I ask you? Why is the music so loud in your garage here? Dude, you're getting pumped up, man. Get pumped up. Come on, pal. Hey, wake it up here. We're about to vote. Hey, pal, you want to be a part of history? Come here, come here. Have you had a taquito? Have a taquito. Do you want some apple cider? Yeah, this is the jam. Al, turn this up. Lady, you're in the wrong place. I can't hear anything. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My sister wants to vote, but she can't come inside because she's epileptic and you have a strobe light going. What is she supposed to do? What is she supposed to do? I don't want my sister to have seizures, sir. She won't. Everyone can vote. No way, dude. This is the jam. Yeah, just hold on. We got to scare him away again. That's voting at B-Rob's house. Sounds like a... Well, it is a party. Oh, my God.
I kind of want to go vote there. Did you hear about the dumplings? Yeah, thank you. The dumplings are delicious. Dude. Let's see. So much better if I can do it. Sky, how late did you stay up watching coverage? Oh, gosh. Well, I tried to go to bed around 10 o'clock, but my mind was running. I mean, so I probably didn't fall asleep until like 11 last night. Worried about the country? Well, I just did just too much. I was too worked up about Barack, but then I was all upset about Prop 8. Did you cry? Oh, yes. I cried both ways. I cried tears of joy for Obama and our country, and I cried tears of sadness over Prop 8. Did anybody else get annoyed that Oprah was dancing around? I loved it. It was great. Cut 23. It was great. It feels like hope won. It feels like it's not just a victory for, obviously, Barack Obama. It feels like America did the right thing. It feels like there's a shift in consciousness. It feels like something really big and bold has happened. Like nothing ever. Barack Obama! It feels like anything is now possible.
Everybody gets health care! But I really wanted an iPhone. No, look under your chair, it's health care! I'm kind of hoping for a Prius, but okay. And an amount of frost-free refrigerant! Thank you, Oprah. Wow. Well, we all wanted to know what Oprah was going to say, and so there's Oprah's comments. The big thing yesterday was the fact that Oprah was there with Stedman. Is that right? That's the big news. I thought they were breaking up. That's what I had heard. You thought they were breaking up? Yeah, I did. I heard they were broken up. Well, it was interesting because, you know, like Eddie said, Oprah was there, but she was kind of like hiding in a way. You know, if you saw the camera shots first, she was like kind of hiding with like her head just peeking over the shoulder. But then Jesse Jackson grabbed her hand and starts like pulling her hand, like drawing attention to her. Like she's trying to be respectful. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I thought.
So Jesse Jackson was there? Yeah. Crying, bawling. Well, I thought Jesse Jackson was the guy that off mic was saying the N-word. I mean, it's just such a stark contrast of just a couple of months ago, he's doing the N-word. But you can see Oprah trying to be like, hey, I'm hiding back here. It's not about me. And Jesse's trying to draw attention to them. Weird. Yeah, it was weird. What channels did you guys watch? I was between CNN and ABC. NBC. Yeah. NBC is by far the worst. Yeah. In my opinion. I agree. It's a joke. Eddie, you know what's so weird about you saying that? You know how I was playing back the clips this morning? Uh-huh. I listened to them before I played them back. It's every network. And I mean, I played back this morning the official announcement of Barack becoming president. It's so weird Eddie just said that because... I listened to all of them. Then when we went on the air, I'm like, knowing what I've listened to already and informing Sean, play this cut, play this cut, play this cut through instant message. I got to Katie Couric and I was like, yeah, this is okay. Yeah, this is okay. The Brian Williams one for NBC, I'm like, this doesn't sound... It was terrible. Their coverage, I watched all three of the major networks and then at the end flipped over to CNN and stuff like that. I thought,
ABC was by far and away the best coverage. I thought they were fantastic, and I really enjoyed watching them. Then, you know, it's weird having Katie Couric be the lead. I really tried to get over the whole sexism thing. But, I mean, it's weird having the information come from her. It was uncomfortable a little bit. Well, the ratings show that, too. Absolutely. And then NBC was like watching a college station. Like, it is brutal how bad it is. Dude. It looks bad. It sounds bad. I mean, it's just, ugh. Why is that? I don't know. And it's such a trip, man, because I'm in, okay, so last night I had a bunch of guys over, and in our living room we have the TV on ABC. All these guys are in the kitchen, and I have this small TV in there, and it's got on CNN. And so I'm like, man, Barack's killing it, you know. This looks like a landslide, which it was a landslide. He goes, it says Barack had 200 delegates and what's his name? McCain had 69 delegates. And I go, wow, look at that. 200 to 69 right now. And one of the guys that was in the house just walked in from the living room where ABC was on. He goes.
Your other TV says 250, 132. And I go, what? I walk in there and ABC's already, you know, they've got that. I'm like, how is CNN lagging that much? I know. ABC was on top of them, man. They were on top of it. They were reporting states way before other places were. Really? So I don't know how they were doing it, but they were killing it, man. Maybe they have a way of looking into the future. Maybe. They had a DeLorean. That is interesting. Uh, 570-1053. Our text number is 35253. What are the next four years going to be like? Sky, what do you predict? Full changiness. Gosh, I'm so excited for so many of his ideas. But like you've been saying all along, what ideas will actually become realities? And I'm excited to see what's going to happen with Iraq. and when the troops are going to start coming home. I am also excited about his ideas about alternative energy, and I really want to see those get implemented, especially since here in California we, you know, voted against the ones here on, you know, our state propositions. So what would that look like if he had his way with energy? With energy, we would see cars being...
That fly. No. Yes. I love it. Mandatory to up the fuel efficiency of cars. And he really wants to be on the cutting edge of that technology here in America. There it is. Bringing the automakers here in America back up to what they used to be. Which will be great for our economy, great for the car industry as well for the environment. So I'm really excited about a lot of his ideas. I hope they really come true. They will. Okay. Well, there it is. Yeah. Ladies and gentlemen. Text message here that says, Mikey, what about prop ham? Well. That's P1, vote yes on ham. Yeah. I voted yes on ham because this guy's my friend and I, you know, I love her and so no matter what, I'll vote yes on ham for her. Yes. Even though I don't feel as strongly about it as she does. Well, nobody does. No. You know what I mean? I mean, she was going door to door. That's right. Just begging for ham, though. This is the Mikey Show. So you're the guy who pooped in my tuba. 105.3. If your credit card debt has gotten out of control, here's one powerful secret the credit card companies don't want you to know. You have the right to settle your credit card debt for a fraction of what you owe.
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Well, I'm sorry, folks. It looks like the San Diego Beach Booze Ban is here to stay, with 54% of voters supporting the ban. How about that? Welcome back to the show. It's 7-13, the day after the election. We've got a new president, and it is Barack Obama. And the big props. Treatment of animals. Yes. They're going to do nicer stuff for the animals. Read them stories. Yoga. Prop four was the minor having an abortion and status quo. They're not going to call parents. Quid pro quo. Okay, wait a second. It's totally different. Did they call it yet? No, it doesn't, but it looks like it's going that way. Looks like it's going that way. It's 52-48. Okay. Prop 8. Again, not called. Not called. They got 95% of everything, of all the information in Prop 8. Same-sex marriage ban. 52% yes. 48% no. That one looks like it's going to pass. Text messages we're getting. Hey, B-Rob, I got a Twizzler after I voted. Hope you're not jealous. That's P1 Andy. Oh, man. I would give out churros.
When you were done voting. Would you make the churros or would you go buy churros? I would try to make them. You know it, dude. Yeah, I know you would. I don't even know why I asked that. Of course he would try to make them. We got the mix at my house. I'm just scared to do it. Rob is willing to try to make, I mean, if he likes something, you know, like if he had a jawbreaker and he really loved it, he'd be willing to give making jawbreakers a try. Heck yeah. Making his own candy and the whole deal. He could probably do it cheaper, you know, make more. He gets very passionate about food. Remember the time he wrote the song about syrup? Yes. Hey, Aunt Jemima, right? Yeah, yeah. Nothing wrong with that. He gets very passionate about food sometimes. I still got a bottle of syrup at home. I got one at work, too, just in case. Hey, Ash, we have a page where it's all his songs, right? We do not. We should make one, though. Because I was just thinking. For sure. I can put it up, though. Yeah, yeah. Give me Hey, Aunt Jemima. Oh, I love this song. He feels very strongly. Oh, my God.
Let's see. 570-1053. Give us a call. We want to hear what you're talking about today. We want to know what is going on with you. What do you think about this election that's gone on? 570-1053 is our phone number. P1 Roslyn, you there? Hi, yeah, I'm here, you guys. What's going on with you? Okay, so I'm so happy that Obama won. I'm a Democrat. And more importantly, it's just that he was the candidate I believed in. I'm really cranky and upset because of something that's happened related to the election, but also really coming from my personal life. What is it? I gave my boyfriend, he's a Republican, but I trusted him because he's my boyfriend. I gave him my ballot to mail in. Yeah. And he said, yeah, I'll do it, of course. I said, great, thank you. Because I couldn't get to the post office and he had the day off and it was going to be easier for him. And I wanted to make sure it got mailed. And yesterday I was going through this big pile of junk mail that I had to go through to recycle and throw out. My ballot was in the pile of junk mail. He never sent me.
Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Hang on. Let's ask questions. Let's ask questions. Oh, my gosh. I know it's because he's a Republican. What if it came down to one vote? How dare you? Skye, Prop 8 is very close to call right now. Seriously? Oh, my gosh. And she would have voted no, obviously, on 8. She would have voted no on 8. I'd be mad. Okay, question. Yeah? Does he do the, like, is he the mail guy? Like, is he usually the guy that does the mail? I don't know what you mean. Like, my hubby is, like, what I'll do is I'll leave a stack of mail down on the counter, and he'll know to take it out when he sees a stack of mail. Oh, not necessarily, but this was, I'm not really sure where you're at, where you're going with this, but this was very specific, this particular time he was going to, I mean, we just take turns, and normally I take care of myself, but this was so important that I couldn't get to the post office. I had this incredibly long day of meetings. intense things I had to do for work, and he had the day off. And it was a specific request, and he specifically and definitively said, yes, I can. So he's not the guy that is usually in charge of taking out the mail, bringing in the mail. Not necessarily. We help each other out if we, you know.
One of us knows. So, honey, can you take this to the office if you're passing that way? Sure. You know, we know. So, no. But I'm not sure why you're asking because he did something really wrong. Oh, did you call the cops on him? Yeah, we can hear the cops. Because you should. You should. Let me. Okay. And you are very confident that the reason that this is the deal is because he. I had to hit the button on you, you potty mouth. She said a bad word about her boyfriend. Can I get your boyfriend on the line and ask him? Hang on, hang on, alright? Hang on a second. Zeth, get the boyfriend's number. I want to talk to him. What can he even say? That was a great move. If he threw it in the junk mail, that means he threw it to get taken out to the trash. Wow. Which is not cool. Ballsy. You know what I'm saying? I can't even imagine. Guy's got rocks. That takes rocks. I mean, this would be like a relationship breaker for me. That's whack. Sky, I am almost right there with you.
It's like a reach of trust. Yeah. Honesty. Just an honest mistake. Couch. If we get him on, we can find out what's up. No, let's speculate. Rosalyn? Yeah? All right, we got the number we're calling him. Seth's trying to get him on the line right now. Awesome. Thank you. Oh, my gosh. You got him? Yeah, I got him. Is it smart? Yeah, hello. How are you? Pretty good. What's going on? Well, we got Rosalyn on and she says that you were supposed to mail out the ballot for her and that she found it in the junk mail. Yeah, that happened. I'm not stupid. That's all you have to say. Wait, wait, wait. I think Kane's closed. Yeah, we heard a side. I might have to change boyfriend. Why did it? Wait, wait, wait. Hang on, hang on. Time out, time out. Mark, how did this go down? She just handed me a bunch of crap, and I'm just kind of like... She knows the way I vote. I don't feel it's my responsibility. You are such a jerk! Wait, wait, wait. I want to know where Mark is on this. Like, Mark, so you're saying she knows the way you vote, and...
So because she knows the way you vote, she should have known better than to ask you to send it? Yeah, more or less. Now, hold on, Mark. She handed you, you said, a bunch of crap. So she handed you a bunch of mail-to-mail, and in that mail, the ballot was in there? Yes. And when you saw it, you did what with it? Well, I don't know. I sent, like, the really important stuff, like the bills and stuff that needed to get there on time. The important ballots I sent. Oh, by that you mean yours. Jerk. I don't know. So you're saying that it's her responsibility to mail her own ballot. Mail her own ballot. Yeah, it's your responsibility. I'm not going to go there. I was going to be vulgar. You know what? You're sick. Yeah, I don't want to hit the button on you anymore. Yeah, please. I don't want to hit the button on you anymore. I know, I know. I was just saying myself. Did you notice that? Yes. Anyway, Mark, you know, since it's such a great new day for change, I think you should change the locks and... Yeah, change the locks on her, Mark. Yeah, get her out of here. Change the locks on her. She's like, wait a second. Yeah, change the... Mark, definitely. She's saying change the locks and lock her out of the house.
You know that's not what I meant. That's what you said. Calm down. Just like Barack. It's an emotional day. It's an emotional day. And I heard that. What did you do? Well, listen, you kids. You're crazy kids. I mean, Mark, are you going to, like, apologize or anything? Yeah, I mean, no. Look what happened in the vote. It wasn't even necessary anyway, so it's not a big deal. Mark, you're a jerk. And just because I'm so flustered, I said the wrong thing. I'll be changing the locks. I'll be changing boyfriends. I will not be changing my political point of view. No, you won't. This is so terrible. That guy's awesome. This is so terrible. No, you won't. No, you won't. He says you won't. Yes, I will because this is a breach of trust. This isn't about you disagreeing with me. It is. This is a breach of trust. Do you love it when a guy, he knows his lady so well. I love it when a guy what? When a guy knows his lady so well that when she says.
That when she says, well, first of all, when she says, you should change the locks on me. And then she changes it and she says, no, no, no. I mean, I should change the locks on you. He goes, no, you won't. Don't get over it. He's like, I know you. You can't get rid of this. I'm sorry, Rosalyn. That's horrible. So is he. Yeah. You can tell. Yeah. Plus, he's the Republican, so he probably makes the money in the relationship. What's the matter? What's the matter? You know what I'm saying? Yuck. Well, I'm sure it was just a matter of... Miscommunication. Miscommunication. Obviously not. You guys, why did you put me on the air if you're going to do this? He very clearly... You called us! You called us, lady. Can I ask Mark a question? Yeah. Mark, why didn't you just tell her you didn't want to send it off? Thank you. Thank you very much for that. I don't know. I just felt like, I don't know. She knows where the post office is. Why didn't you tell her that when she handed you the ballot? Right. Why didn't you tell her that when she handed you the ballot? He said she handed her a bunch of mail. He probably didn't notice it. Well, wait a minute. No, he spoke about it. I said, sweetheart.
Could you please, because you have the day off today, can you please make sure this gets mailed? And Mark said, of course, of course. See, so you lied to her. He wasn't talking about that. He was talking about something else. He had the bills. No, he was not. It was very specific. And I want to show you how much I trusted him, even though I knew he was voting differently. I gave him this. I trusted him to do this for me. And the fact that he couldn't say, look, I feel too conflicted to do this for you, And not be faithful to me and to what he promised. Yeah, you basically cheated on her. No. Stop that. Yeah. But the point is that Mark is being a jerk now. What? Mistakes happen. Look, you won. Relax. Listen. Listen to the text messages that we're getting at 35253. And you can call us if you want to weigh in. 5701053. Text message. Mikey, tell her it's her responsibility, lady P1 Bolt fan. Thank you. That's ridiculous. It's not about responsibility. If he asked me to do something.
and I say I'm going to do it, then it's my responsibility to uphold my work. You are right. Change my own locks. Change the locks on me. It's his responsibility to be truthful. Mark, are you there? Mark, I think you should change the locks on her. Yeah. You keep saying that. I'm going to get off the air. Okay. Bye. Does that mean I don't have to hit the button anymore? Oh, come on. Rosalyn's a little upset. Thanks for the call, Rosalyn. Oh, I feel bad. That's awesome. Hey, Mark. Mark, you there? Go call her. Go call her. Yeah. Go call her. Say you're sorry. And sound like you mean it. Say you're sorry. I am sorry, but I didn't want to say it. All right. His text message says phone lines are blowing up. I love that guy. 5701053. Yuck. Mikey, dump him. Get rid of him. Change your boyfriend. That guy's a jerk. That's P1 Kevin. I agree. That's an honest mistake. No, it was not. He admitted it wasn't. It was a dishonest mistake. This one says, Mikey, I would have told her to mail it herself. That's P1 Do It Yourself. Well, that would have worked. Yeah, he should have done that. He said mail it yourself. Uh,
Then he couldn't hit it. Hey, that's the problem. That's the problem. That's what we're talking about here. Let's see. P1 Syab. Yeah, I was just going to say that I think that the guy is totally accurate. And the reason why is because he's fighting for his beliefs. And they shouldn't be in the relationship. There's no possible way that you can have a legitimate relationship with somebody and not argue over such a huge thing. Oh, I think you could have relationships if you disagree about a couple of issues or whatever. But I don't know, man. Those are big issues, right? You would hope that you're the same on those issues, you know? So that means it's okay for him to lie? Check it out, though, man. Me and Rebecca disagreed on prop ham. I was like, hi. Sky is our friend. There's no such thing. It's a fundamental issue. My wife was like, we can't be spending money on this ham. It's one person. And I said, but she's our friend. We know a person that's a ham lover. She's insatiable. That's right. A ham adventure. Thank you.
P1 Megan is on the line. Megan, are you there? Yeah, I'm here. What's up? Honestly, I have to defend the guy in this. It's not that big of a deal. It's not. And there's nothing to really be that mad about. Voting isn't a big deal? Well, it's not like you lied about. It's a ballot. A ballot. A ballot is a piece of paper. Why be so upset about it? But he did lie about it. He said he would mail it off, and he didn't. Thank you. It's just a piece of paper. He literally said he would mail it off, ma'am, and he didn't. I'm a girl and trust me. Honestly, I don't want to be lied to either, but about a ballot. Yeah, about voting, which is a really big deal right now. I know. Come on, you guys. Yeah. Yeah, thank you. I appreciate it, Megan. It is a big deal. It's a huge deal. P1 Kim is on the line. She is upset with me. She is upset with Eddie. What do I do? Yeah, get on. P1. We're sitting here enjoying the conversation. P1 Kim, are you there? Go ahead. Mikey. Yes. I've been listening to you guys for a couple years. Yeah.
I've always respected you. I think you are totally awesome. I think that, you know, I know Miles McPherson really well. I go to The Rock. I'm in recovery. You know, I'm all that. All that stuff you are, I'm there with you. All right. Jeez, show off. But what happened? It's fine. Don't start. I won't. I promise. Rob, knock it off. I will not. I'll try. Hey, hey, hey. Seriously, I want to hear what she has to say. You and Eddie were both totally... Eddie has his hands up like what I do. I'm going to do nothing. Eddie always has his hands up like what I do. He does. He does. Every picture I have of him. Kim, Kim, Kim. Isn't Eddie the big brother? Isn't Eddie the big brother that does the thing and then he goes, what? What are you? I'm just sitting here.
He's the main culprit, and then he turns around and says, Bravo, Kim. Hang on, Kim. Hang on. Before you even say it, hang on, Kim. Before you even say it, I'm going to tell you. I think that was wrong, and he shouldn't have done that, and I have to tell you the truth. I was mad because she cussed on the air. She cussed on the air, and I had to hit the button, and it made me mad, and I held a grudge, and that's wrong. I shouldn't have. Mike's being honest. And if she listens to your show, she should know better. Yeah, and I got mad when she did it, and so I was... You checked out on her. I did, I checked out, and I'm sorry. And if she's still listening... What she did was wrong. Yeah, see, Eddie says what she did is wrong. Absolutely. No question about it. Hey, Kim, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. if she had listened to the show, if she does listen to the show, if she is a P1 or whatever. She should have known.
We all know that. See, Kim, so we agree. We agree, Kim. Thank you, and I'm sorry. I still say it's just a piece of paper. Okay. It is not. It's her voice. Hey, Kim. It's like him silencing her. Kim, we got to let you go, but we love you and we're sorry, okay? Why doesn't he just put duct tape over her mouth every day? Seriously, put some magic putty over her mouth or something. P1 Big C. Good morning, Mark. What's up, man? Rob. Oh, not much. I was kind of in the same position where... I'm a conservative Republican, my wife's teacher, so obviously she's a liberal. And she had me mail out both of our ballots, and I had a serious debate as I'm sitting in the middle of the post office there, and I'm going, should I? Should I not? Of course you shouldn't do anything. You've got to be cool, man. It's your wife, and you've got to be nice and mail it off. Well, I did. And now I'm watching the polls last night, and I'm going, you know what? It's just one vote, but I totally should. Yeah, you cost us the election, dude. That's right. I'm telling you, man. That's right. P1 Gabby. Yes. Go ahead. You're on the air. Hi. It's the same thing as taxes. Like, you're not going to give your taxes to a friend and say, can you mail off my taxes? And then feel like you're not responsible for that. And I do see the point that she's upset because there was a word. But it's your vote, and you're going to send your vote because it's...
You know, important to you. So if he didn't do it, it's her responsibility, even if that was his work. See, I can see that argument if she's handing her ballot to a stranger on the street. But this is her man. Sounds like they live together. I mean, please. She should be responsible for her own ballot, though. You agree with that, right? No, not if she has someone she loves and trusts completely. Oh, really? Yeah. So stupid. They've been. 5701053 is the number. There's somebody on the line that says that we are splitting hairs about the whole lying and the relationship thing, and we're nuts if we think that there isn't some real shenanigans going on with doing something like that. He wants to talk. Actually, I don't know if it's a hero sheet because it's P1 Affirmative Action. 5701053. B.O. won the contest last night. He's our new president. It's Barack Obama. Uh... Text us at 35253. Our phone number is 570-1053. Podcasts of The Mikey Show at rock1053.com. LOL. Looking for something new? You're going to love Chili's new crisper creations. Hi, welcome to Chili's. Try Chili's new kickin' crispers starting at just $7.99. Made with real white meat chicken like our new buffalo chicken crisper bites with applewood smoked bacon and blue cheese dressing. And try our new crispy chicken tacos topped with ranch and chipotle sauce.
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Mikey Show, it is 7.38. Deftones bassist Chi Chen is in a coma after getting into a serious car crash in Northern California. Browns coach Romeo Cornell says it was his decision to go with Brady Quinn, not the fans. We needed a different dynamic on the offense, and so that's why I made that decision. Some of the things that had to do with it was our record, offensive ranking. offensive production, and so I made the decision to make the change. Can't do it. Can't play with them? Can't play with them. That's right. Can't win with them. Can't eat with them. Can't do it. Can't do it. Can't eat with them. I want winners. Can't play Parcheesi with them? Parcheesi? That's weird. Sky, what are the details on the accident with Chi? He is currently in the hospital in San Jose, California, up in Northern California. And let me see here.
The car accident happened in Santa Clara on Monday, and there aren't very many details available, but Deftone singer Chino said that he doesn't know everything that's going on. All he knows is that it's very serious, and he's on his way to be with him and his family, and that he's pretty freaked out about the whole thing. I met Chi. Yeah. Interviewed him in the studio. That's sad. That's not good. Mikey, if all boyfriends and husbands would have thrown away their wife's ballot, McCain would have won. That's P1 ballot. Mikey, some smart guy once said, if you want something done right, you do it yourself. Let's see. Mikey, what do you think Sky would do if the boo forgot to mail her ballot? It's P1 Roy. It would not be a good day at the Sky household. He'd be like a gopher. That's right.
Well, first of all, the texting of that, the wording of that text is off because this guy did not forget to mail the ballot. I think he did. I think he forgot. No, no, he did not forget. He forgot to do it. It was an accident. It was nuts. Simple mistake. No mistake. Intentional. Brutal. Carrie Underwood says that she loses respect for celebrities who publicly get involved in politics. Why is that? Oh, that chick is too much. She's electric. Yeah, she's been saying a lot of stuff lately that is just electric. She was asked, who do you support? And she said, there's someone I support, but I won't mention their name publicly. I lose all respect for celebrities when they back a candidate publicly. She says, by them doing that, it's like saying the American public isn't smart enough to make their own decisions. Wow. Yeah, so basically insulting the majority of celebrities because, you know, most of them do come out and say that. And then earlier in the week, Carrie Underwood was being interviewed about the whole Tony Romo, Jessica Simpson thing. And she said that, oh, she's really sorry if what she said about Tony Romo calling her hurt Jessica Simpson's feelings.
Really? It's like, oh my gosh. And she said, well, because, you know, I did that interview like a couple months before it went to press. So, you know, at the time I did the interview, it was true. But that, you know, that was a couple months back. It doesn't make it better, Carrie. It's like you're rubbing it in now. Yeah, I think that probably was a very bad deal for... A little jab. Yeah, I think it probably was a little... What the heck is this? Oh, gosh. Oh, Carrie Underwood. It's me, Carrie Underwood. Yeah, I'm Carrie. What are you doing, Carrie? I heard you guys talking about what I did and what I said. Yeah, what's up with that? I hate people who vote. Wait, now you just hate people who vote? Don't talk about dumb things. Well, it's not dumb. I mean, it's our life.
voting in this country is for American Idol. Well, I mean, just because you're on American Idol. I voted for Clay Aiken yesterday. I don't think he was running. No, you are confused. Yeah, I did. You know why, Eddie? Why? I appreciate this. What's that? I like the gays. The gays love me too, but I don't, you know. Yeah, that's still not a really good reason, Carrie Underwood. Everybody should chill out. I didn't want to say, but I support Nate. I don't believe that. I've lost respect for myself. I've got to go drinking that. Oh, Carrie. That's not the answer. I'm Carrie Underwood. Y'all, I've got to go carve Barack Obama's name in something. I'm thinking maybe my butt. Oh, wait. No. Hello? No. No, Carrie Underwood. I was a big, big fan of a lot of different things, like Proposition T. Did you guys know about it? I don't even know which one that is. It's the proposition to get Tony Romo back in love with me.
I voted no on that. Sounds like you're not over it, Carrie. What's up with the prop about me not carving my ex-boyfriend's name in cars and stuff? Yeah, that didn't pass either. What's up with that one? Why didn't it pass? Because that's not good, Carrie. You shouldn't do that kind of stuff. Well, it's actually just a law and it's, you know, vandalism. God, chant this with me. Yes on ham. Yes on ham. Carrie, I thought we were friends, Carrie. Well, then why are you doing that? Yesterday I voted, Skye. Yeah? It took me like 20 minutes until I realized I was just sitting in my car. Well, where was the confusion there, Carrie? I thought I was at voting booth. You did? Wow. Okay. I thought I was. Huh. I wasn't. Oh, maybe someone should supervise you on a daily basis. Not only that, when I was in what I thought was the polling booth, but was actually my car. Yeah. I was voting on my Nintendo DS. Oh, wow. It doesn't count. It's close to a touch screen, but not the same thing. Why would you beat up Jessica Simpson for me? She didn't do anything wrong, Carrie. I want you back. Okay, all right. All right, you guys, the bar is opening. I'll see you later. Okay, bye, Carrie Underwood. We'll do life together. Doesn't it sound like Carrie may have a drinking problem? You never know. I don't know.
I don't want to say that. I can smell the whiskey through the phone. Let's see. I want to hear more about what Barack had to say. He sent a message to the rest of the world after he knew that he was going to be the next president. Cut nine. It's the answer told by lines that stretch around schools and churches in numbers this nation has never seen. By people who waited three hours and four hours. Many for the first time in their lives. Because they believed that this time must be different. That their voices could be that difference. It's the answers spoken by young and old, rich and poor, Democrat and Republican, black, white, Hispanic, Asian, Native American, gay, straight, disabled and not disabled. Americans who sent a message to the world that we have never been.
just a collection of individuals or a collection of red states and blue states, we are and always will be the United States of America. That sounds good. Love it. He's a good speaker. Yeah, I mean, it sounds great when you win. I'm pumped. That's right. Stop it. That's right. Please, compare his speech to President Bush's speech and you'll see the difference. Oh, man. I think you got that right. Yeah, he's very inspirational, that Obama. Yeah, I mean, Bush doesn't sound as good. Oh, hold on. I beg your pardon. Oh, I didn't know he didn't hear him. Bush, why don't you speak to this? How dare she say that about you? You know, it's not very cool to kick a guy on his way out. Oh, I'm just saying. I think you've inspired quite a few people in my time. Like, who have you inspired President Bush, please? Give him a break. I inspire people to go to Chuck E. Cheese. What? Yeah. Because of the band? Well, there's...
They're banned rocks. Okay, okay. You've said that before. Yeah, I know. I inspire people to declare bankruptcy. You do? That's not a good thing. But President Bush, that's not good. No. Says who? I think everybody says that. I think that's a pretty bad thing for everybody, no matter what. Yeah. I mean, geez. Guys had a good run. I mean, here he was in the office. I don't know. Give me a break. I got voted out last night. No. I'm eliminated. That's not how it works. President Bush, nobody voted for you last night because you're... I know. I'm done. You only get eight years for the vote. It was between... I guess here's my final swan song. Okay. And didn't we have it on? I think he thinks he's on American Idol. I think he does, too. No, you don't sing on this one. You don't sing. Yeah. What? Yeah, you just... I'll get my last dance. No, no, no. Not dancing with the stars. Get over here, Edda. Edda is your partner. You know, last night was the most dramatic rose ceremony yet. Okay, again, you're not on a reality show. Last night was not The Bachelor, sir. No, it was not. Mr. George W. Bush. You just leave. You don't need to, like, do anything special. Where's Julie Chen? Oh, he was so confused.
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Now back to the Mikey Show with Mikey. I am extraordinarily sensitive to Keith. Eddie. I'm a married man. Sky. Thank you. Sky. There's girl here. Sean. I routinely forget to zip up my fly. Boss and Rob. I'm a go-getter. And Ashley. I don't watch the news. It is 7.54. History was made last night when Barack Obama was elected this country's first African-American president. The New York Yankees declined their 2009 options on Jason Giambi and pitcher Carl Pavano. You ever see this guy eat Hot Pockets? Uh-uh. He, like, eats them two at a time. Look it. Show Mike. What? That's how they make the breakfast ones. The what ones? The breakfast. First of all, it's breakfast. Breakfast.
He has two hot pockets, and he kind of holds them like a V. You know, he holds one point in this way and one point in that way, and the two hot pockets will, you know, shape a V. But why, Rob, do you hold them both in one hand? Are you afraid that somebody will steal it if it's sitting on the table? Well, I don't want Eddie touching it or nothing. What am I going to touch it for? You always mess with my food. What did Eddie do? Never touched your food in my life. Hey, Eddie is a great person. You leave him alone, Ashley. Yeah. Why do you hold... It's like he's living in a kennel or something. It really is. Like he's afraid that the other mutts will take it away from him. Well, they're not like regular ones. Like the regular ones, you just get one, you know, and it becomes a little pack thing. The breakfast ones, you get two. It's breakfast. So I take them out, I heat them up, and then I wrap them in a napkin like a burrito so I can kind of peel it back and eat it. But why don't you just hold one burrito at a time is where we're thrown off. Why are there two in your hand right now? So I don't have to make two little burritos with the napkins. Oh, you're conserving napkins. Uh-huh. Okay. I'm green. All right. It is strange. Right as we're going on the air, Eddie gives me the look like, check out what he's doing. This is so weird. Thank you. And he eats it with the sriracha sauce. Because we don't have ketchup. That's right. Why doesn't he just put that other one right here on this other napkin? Uh-uh. Those are for mouth napkins. Explain. Wait a minute. Hang on a second. Let me play your little thing. All right.
So that we absolutely know what we're about to hear. And now, Boston Rob's take on eating breath-kissed. Breath-kissed, yeah, yeah. Little breath-kissed burritos. Well, I got the napkins that keep my hands from getting filthy, and then I got... Too late. Too late, yeah, definitely. Huh? Too late. And I got two napkins over here, one for my face and one for any spillage. So you have assigned napkins. Yeah. Now, you just said yeah, like... You don't? As if to say you don't. Well, sometimes you get lap napkins. Sometimes you have face napkins. Yeah. But if I don't use these, I have not touched them yet. So if I don't use these two napkins, if I keep everything clean, then they go back. They go back? Yeah, yeah. Sean, what do you think about that? Sean, if he doesn't use them, they go back. Yeah, he puts them back where they came from so that someone else can use them. I don't think so. That's right. It's a joke.
Very well done. The New York Yankees declined their 2009 options on Jason Giambi and Carl Pavano. Rob, no more Giambi. Probably going to be on the Red Sox now. No, no. He had his brother once. We don't want him. That gross mustache. He creeped me out. So big. Sky, why is Kirsten Dunst producing a documentary about voting? Well... I don't really know why. Come on. It's probably really good. Yeah. A little late. She's producing and directing this documentary. Who does she think she is? About the absence of voter registration in North Dakota. Ashley hates her. Yeah. I think that's really going to draw people to the theaters. We all. The what? The theaters. P-H-E-E-D-E-R-S. I don't know that word. I'm not familiar with that at all. Bitch. It's a place where they show the movie pictures. Kirsten will also narrate. Go to the theater. We don't want to hear your narration. The documentary. Care less. Whatever. It's Kirsten. That's right. What? I said we couldn't care less. I know her name is Kirsten.
She's Ashley's arch nemesis. She hates her. I know who she is. She's so beautiful and talented. I realize who she is. He snuck that one in. Beautiful and talented. What did she say? By the way, they are really getting into fights in Carlsbad over political stuff. Another fight. It's all about Prop 8. Like there's, you know, over the past. Slap fight. Oh, really? Really? You want to put your lips where your mouth is? Yeah, yeah. What's up? Let's kiss about it. But my lips are where my mouth is. Well, let's kiss then. You think you're so bad? Kiss me. No, I don't. Yeah, so I don't know. Probably less than a month ago, some chick was, I don't know if she was arrested or ticketed for stealing yes on eight signs for like taking them. She was caught with like 11 in her car. Then on Monday night, two neighbors got into it after this one dude put his no on eight sign in front of his neighbor's yes on eight sign.
The yes on eight people were this like elderly couple and they confronted the dude about it. And he allegedly like socked them and beat up the elderly couple. And he was arrested on suspicion of battery and elderly abuse. That was Monday night. Then yesterday morning. People got into it when a jogger spotted some guys trying to remove yes on eight signs off of Aviara Parkway. And so he confronted them. And then one of the dudes pulled the guy's hat off, smashed his glasses. And then the dude's dog bit the guy, bit like the witness. And then the dudes and their dogs took off. And so they're still out there. The only description they have is they appear to be in their late 30s or 40s wearing shorts and a polo shirt. shirt. Good luck with that in Carlsbad. And those guys were the no-on-eight guys? Yeah. Basically, everybody doing the crime are the no-on-eight people. They've been caught... I mean, I'm not saying... They've been caught still in neighborhoods. Yeah. Again, this isn't indicative of the no-on-eight people. But yeah, stealing... And they swished right out of there. Jazz walk.
And it's weird because the three incidences have all been in Carlsbad. Wow. Oh, man. You know, you wish you could get a hold of him and go, dude, don't worry. It's not like people are going to see those signs and go, yes, that's what I'll do. I just changed my mind. That changes all my morals. Exactly. I love the color yellow. Oh, man. So ridiculous. It's just nuts. Yeah, but the one guy. Socking his elderly neighbors. I mean, they're in their late 70s. The woman had just had cataract surgery. He may have ruined her eye. That's so awful. Can we cane that guy? No kidding. Luckily, the cops got him. No, we've got to let some vigilantes. What we've got to do is... I'll do it! Over here!
Come here. Spanking. Oh, my God. You've been a bad boy. Oh, man. Okay. Let's get your thoughts on some stuff. 570-1053 is our phone number, by the way. Our text number is 35253. Oh, and by the way, don't forget, P1 Answering Machine is ready to take your calls. 858-7255. 715-1923 is the phone number for the P1 answering machine. So if you want to say something like... Good morning, San Diego. If you're not listening to the Mikey Show on Rock 105.3 from 6 a.m. to 10 a.m. and you're not a P1, you need to tune in and make yourself a priority one listener on the Mikey Show from 6 a.m. to 10 a.m. You know who this is, and you know who you are. Blah. What was the last part? Blah. Blah. Blah. That guy's in the Hall of Fame. That's right. It's the Hall of Famer for you, Sanjay.
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What does that have to do with fantasy football? Well, I'm changing my ways. Oh, okay. Getting out of this business. Yeah. Ruins everything about me. But you already said that. I hate it. I hate it, Mike. Oh, man. It's garbage. I lost again to the high scorer of the league again. Isn't that weird? Again. It happens to him like every week. Every week I lose to the highest scorer of the week. So you're cursed. I am. Yeah, so you should stop. Sky. even know what that means. You don't understand that? The person in our league who scores the most points, I play every week. Every week. So even if I have a good week, I lose because the guy that I play Kills it. Yeah. Every week. So what's your record? I don't even know. I think I'm like three and six. And it happens because he ends up with the dude that scores this monster amount. Look it up. Eddie will have a great game. Look out, Scott. YouTube it. YouTube it. How do I look it up? What it is, it's a video of Eddie going, are you kidding me? I'm over it, man. You don't deserve that, Eddie. I'm sorry. Thank you, Ashley. It's terrible. Damn it. It's like that last year. Forget it. It's my last year.
Score some more points. That's what you got to do. Rob, I score a lot of points, but I can't beat the best every week. You got to. You can do it. It would be like going against the Red Sox every week. You get it? Yeah, I get it. Okay. Now he understands. Yep. Mikey Show. Hi. I was calling about, I wanted to call and comment on the Carlsbad sign. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go ahead. You're on the air. I live in Carlsbad, and my friend just got arrested yesterday for taking down a vote. Yes, I'm probably. A girl or a guy? Girl. Is she gay? No, well, she is bisexual. Yeah. And I got a text from another friend who said she had taken down 22 fines. Dude. Wow. It was just a big thing, so that's how it cracked me up that I heard on the radio. How old? She got arrested. How old is she? The girl that took down 22 fines was like 21, the other girls in her later 20s. Yeah. That's weird. You can't do that.
You're not supposed to do that. No. I know. It's just funny. I can't believe there's actually crimes about it. Because everyone's like, oh, yeah, take down pop. You know, yes, eight signs. I was like, does that really make a difference? It does. I mean, people are so passionate about it, you know, and they're so, like, weirded out about it. It's not your property. Well, not only that, but, I mean. Isn't, like, you know, how would you feel if they did that on no on eight signs? Right. It doesn't make any sense. I mean, people are. You know, that's why we live in America. Right. Brutal. Man, they were out there pumping those signs. Let me tell you, I got to tell you this. The worst are the homemade signs. Those are my favorites. Yeah, I disagree, Mike. Those who get the most cute ones. I haven't seen a homemade sign. Oh, dude. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. They're so bad. I think I would appreciate it. It's straight up Crayola marker time. And they try and get creative with slogans that don't even make sense. Yeah, they try to rhyme everything. My favorite was on the 8 overpass right by college, a sign that was posted for the past couple days that said,
Equality is overrated. Yes on eight. Well said. That's the worst. It's giant. It was on the eight for two days. Oh my gosh. Eddie, I believe that that was actually a no on eight. person that was making people think that they're terrible. It's very effective. It's very effective. Yeah, Mel Gibson, we get it. Extremely effective. Mel Gibson? Conspiracy theory, Catcher in the Rye, anyone, please. Movie, bro. Movie. Thank goodness for Hollywood Video. Seriously. Which has been out of business now for eight years. Is there still Hollywood Video? Yeah. Is there really? 5701053. Our text number is 35253. Do we have a little bit of time? Not a lot. Do we have to break now? You can. All right. Let's take a quick time out. And when we come back.
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Skye is going to run down some propositions for us. Tell us what's going on out there. What do you got, Skye? Okay, this is with about 95% of the precincts reporting. Prop 1A, the high-speed passenger train, yes, with 52... See ya, suckers! Well, I'm sorry. I'm out of here. Well, I should say, still too close to call, but leading right now, yes, 52%. There you go. There are a couple that are still too close to call this morning, but, you know, we still know who's ahead. So Prop 2, confining the farm animals, yes, with 63%. So chickens now get treadmills. Exactly. That's great. Prop 3, the children's hospital bond, yes, with 55%. 4, notifying the parent to terminate pregnancy, abortion. That one's still too close to call, but leading no with 52%. Prop 5, nonviolent drug offender sentencing did not pass. No, 60%. Prop 6, police law enforcement funding. No, 69%. Prop 7, renewable energy generation. No, 65%.
Prop 8, eliminating same-sex marriages here in California. Still too close to call, but looks like it will pass with 52% of the vote. Prop 9, criminal justice system, victims' rights, yes, 53%. Prop 10, alternative fuel vehicles, no, 60%. Prop 11, redistricting, still too close to call. Last check was tied, 50-50. And then Prop... 12, the Veterans Bond Act, yes, 63%. Some of the other stuff locally, Prop D, lots of people are asking about. Beach Booze Ban. Well, the temporary beach booze ban has now been made permanent. percent of the voters voted to keep the beach booze ban. Seth can't have his Zimas while he's watching the sunset. I mean, he's not even here to defend himself. You know what? That was wrong. He just looked at his radio. I am going to get you breakfast. I know. I'm sorry. I didn't mean it. First of all, that's not fair. They don't make Zimas anymore.
Zeph drinks Smirnoff. I wish I knew how to quit you. I'm sorry. Still make Bartles and James. Prop B was another big one. People were talking about putting that proposed port deck, you know, downtown and maybe build a stadium or who knows what they would want to build. Yeah, people were not a fan. They rejected that one, 71%. Now, does that mean that they can never build a stadium there? Well, just that location. So they cannot build a stadium there in that site? Not on that port, no, because they're just going to leave it the way it is. They're not going to build this deck for them to potentially build other stuff. I did not get that, man. Like, a deck. I don't understand. Like, the kind of deck that, like, your dad builds in your backyard. Exactly. Just like that. You've got to stain that wood real good. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah, you don't want wood rot. Can you imagine? You don't want any of that. What are they talking about?
And then finally, another big thing here in San Diego was the city attorney race. Our friend Mike Aguirre. Well, he is out of there. Jan Goldsmith got about 60. She is so good. I'm really happy she was. She was my favorite middle child. Absolutely. No, Jan is a man. Hit the bricks, pal, and beat it because you are going out. Jan is a man? I thought you said Prop 8 was going to pass. No, no. Jan is a man. Oh, man. Great. Jan is a man, baby. Here are some text messages we're getting at 35253. Mikey, someone put up a professional-looking sign near my house, not kidding, that said yes. on farts. That's what it says. I'm not apologizing for that one. Mikey, I saw a fight yesterday in RB between the no and yes people on eight. They were rallying on opposing street corners. It was like West Side Story, but better dressed.
Mikey, the No on 8 people based their entire campaign against hate and discrimination, but they seem to be spreading a lot of hate and discrimination themselves. Love you guys. That's P1 Spike. Well, you know, one bad apple can't spoil the whole bunch girl. I think that was a famous saying by the Osmonds. It is. Just because there's one bad person out there beating people up. Well said. That represents all of people, all of the people. So don't put it on all of them. Thank you. Let's see. Surprisingly, Angelina Jolie says she let her kids play video games and with toy soldiers, which kind of surprises me. Yeah. She says, of course, in their family, they do not take war or violence lightly, but they don't hide from it. She admitted this after recently it was found out that she bought her seven-year-old son daggers. And she said, yeah, and they also play video games and play with real daggers. I don't know. What the heck? Very strange. Very strange. Toy soldiers. So that's surprising. Well, they genetically engineered actual soldiers to be tiny. And she bought them for the kids. They're rich enough. Yeah. It cost billions of dollars to have like three of them. But she did it.
It's three little guys that were shrunken. That is interesting. Let's see. That's true. Dressed him like a soldier. That's right. Biggest voter turnout in decades. Yeah. A lot of people came out to the polls. It was shocking. They're still calculating everything, but when I... Got this information this morning. They say more than 130 million Americans came out to vote, easily surpassing about 120 million who voted in 2004. That's about this year, about 64 percent. came out. That's at least the best in the last 44 years. They're not sure if it's going to beat the record from 1960, the Kennedy-Nixon election. But if it does beat that record, because it's really, really close, it would be the highest turnout since 1908 when Taft was running. Are you serious? He's my favorite president. Love Taft. So chunky. He's pretty important.
That's why you liked it? Yeah. Chunky people are the best. Chunky monkey. That's interesting. Did you know that Diddy said that he felt like his vote was the one that put Obama in office? Did you guys know that? Yeah, because it was one. Well, he's very humble. I heard Barack won by one vote. Really? No, he didn't. I heard it was Diddy. Yeah, the humble Diddy said, quote, I felt like my vote was the vote that put him in office. It was... down to one vote, and that was going to be my vote. And that may not be true, but that's how much power I felt like I had. This is pretty funny. This is Bill Maher on the Ellen DeGeneres show. Cut 30. Obama does win. Do you think that there's going to be, because there's going to be a group of angry people, you know, tomorrow after, you know, we decide who's president. whichever way it goes, there's going to be a bunch of angry people. Which do you think is going to be worse, if Obama wins or if... I hope the white people don't riot. I just, you know, I would hate to see them...
Please, let's make a call here now. I don't want to see the pottery barn looted. I don't want to turn on CNN and see a shopping cart full of Dockers being pulled out. They have to control themselves. I don't want to get hit over the head with a doggy bag from Spago. I don't. It's not right. That's pretty funny. Yeah, and I think we all wanted to know who is going to be angrier, which will be angrier. That's what I was thinking. The current mayor of Wasilla, Arkansas, or Alaska, Vern Upright, was talking about his plans, you know, because apparently you can really make something of yourself. Oh, yeah. Like you're guaranteed to be the next vice president. I mean, pretty much. Cut 32. We welcome people up here. But as we learned, don't expect the new mayor, Vern Upright, to follow suit. What are you planning to do after this? Get another term as mayor. I haven't thought really that far ahead. Vice president? Maybe of my condo association in retirement. There you go. Oh, gosh. How gorgeous did Sarah look last night? She's beautiful. With her tearing up. Oh, she was tearing up. I was like, oh, I want to hug her so bad. She was sad. Inappropriately. Sean, did your wife cry during any of last night?
Yeah, she cried. During the speech, she was all in tears. Did you laugh? No, I didn't laugh. I don't know. During whose speech? Obama's. She was crying during his speech? Yeah, she was in tears. Because she was mad? I don't know how she votes. Take a guess, bro. He doesn't know how she rolls. So she had some tears of joy. Yeah, she had tears of joy when they announced that it was Obama, and then when he gave his speech, it was like, you know, the waterworks. I was with her. You were crying, too? Oh, yeah. It was a beautiful moment. Stop it. Who said that? You did. Hey, you know, the gay and, let's see, what are they? The Gay, Lesbian, and Straight Education Network. Find that one next to CNN. Uh, the Gay, Lesbian, and Straight Education Network is not happy with The Simpsons. What? Oh, yeah. Why? Well, because The Simpsons did this. Cut 24. Come in with me. Who wants to sing pumpkin carols? I've got a pumpkin carol for you. Ahem. You are such a stupid moron. It makes people want to punch you. The grand pumpkin super gay. Punch, punch, punch, punch, wedgie. Ah!
So they were not happy about that. And they are upset and saying it, right, Skye? Yeah, this was from the Simpsons, you know, big Halloween thing. And they say, thank you, treehouse of horror. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they say that, you know, they're upset because they say this is just another example of the media using gay as a negative term. And they've had it. Wait a second, the media is all about gay, gay, gay. The media loves gay. Yeah, well, they say when, you know, the word gay is used, like on The Simpsons and other places. The media is gay for gay. They're super gay for gay. They love gay. Well, they, you know, they don't want the word gay becoming a negative term. You're gay! This is one of the reasons why it has, and so they are upset, and you want an apology. I am not gay. I never have been gay. Wait a second. We didn't even say you were. We're not even talking about anything. I am not gay. gay i never have been gay okay man he is a gay man we understand uh let's see there's really no other big news besides the big news barack obama is going to be our new president and uh it looks like uh prop two for sure the way that we treat farm animals has passed for sure
I heard that Barack has already made Scottie Pippen the Secretary of Defense. Is that right? I mean, it makes sense, doesn't it? Do you want to know how the San Diego vote broke down for president? Sure. 45% of the votes cast in San Diego for president went to John McCain. 54% of the votes in San Diego went to Barack Obama. 1% of the vote went to Nader. Congratulations. Because he was on our show. That's right. That's what I heard. So, you know, very interesting. It definitely wasn't a blowout of any means here in San Diego. Thank you, Mikey. What are you thanking me for? Thank you, Mikey. Oh, you're going to blame it on us now, huh? Come on. Thank you, Mikey. Great. 570-1053. Text us, 35253. When we come back... Let's play a little Lyrical Gangsta. Call us and play Lyrical Gangsta. 570-1053 is the phone number. And you know what you're playing for? How about that new Bond movie? And we got movie premieres to it. So you can go see it. That passes to go see that. 570-1053 if you want to play Lyrical Gangsta. And don't forget to go online and vote for your favorite bad tattoo.
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Prop 8 that would ban gay marriage in California was leading but still too close to call. USC's head coach Pete Carroll says he doesn't understand how the BCS works and thinks it stinks. Really? I agree with him. Barack Obama said that he would change it. Let's hope he will. He's going to turn it into a playoff system. That would be great if he could pull it off. Does he have the authority to do that? No. Okay, good. Put the pressure on him. That's right. He's the president. You never know. Okay. Let's see. Why don't we do this? Now, the Mikey Show presents the search for the truth behind the words, the logic behind the lyrics. It's time to play Gangsta. Gangsta. 570-1053 if you want to play a little lyrical gangsta. It's a very fun game where we're going to ask you lyrical trivia. It's pretty easy, too. Don't be calling if you don't know lyrics. Great. That's it. This is not a game for you if you don't know the lyrics to songs. You should know your lyrics. I would not call it. You're not a lyrics person. You can sing lyrics, you just can't. The worst at knowing them. That's right. She can sing them, though. I can sing anything anymore.
Sing whatever you want me to, Mike. So good. That's a female. That is. I have a lot of range. I was going to say, I want to hear you, not Cher. It's a very sad share. Pootie and the Bluefish. A lot of range. Yes, it is. Well, let's play a little lyrical gangsta. P1 Daddy, how are you? Good. How are you doing, Mike? I'm good, man. How old are you? 29. What do you do? I work at a retail store, Sir Fried Board Shop. Did you vote yesterday? I did. Right on, brother. Which way did you vote, Dem or Republican? Republican. There it is. Attaboy.
There it is. I had to stick with Mikey, you know what I'm saying? There you go, yes. I do not know what you're saying. That's right. I do not know that. I'm going to give you some categories here, and I want you to choose. You get to choose from either legends, hair bands, or in the year 2000 songs from the 2000s. Year 2000, please. You got it, dude. Here is your question. In the year 2000 question is in the song Fallen by Alicia Keys. She says, I keep on falling in love with you. Sometimes I love you. Sometimes you make me what? Rhymes with you. Come on. You are my doll, too, and I love you. Oh, my God. That is incorrect. Are you sure, Mike? Yes, I am. Oh, wow. She says, I keep falling in love with you, but sometimes I love you. Sometimes you make me blue. I keep blue. Sorry about that, dude. All right, no worries. Sorry, Daddy. That's P1 Daddy. P1 Butcher Boy, you there? Yes. How you doing? Hey, man, how did you vote yesterday, Democrat or Republican? There it is. I accidentally hung up on it. All right, your categories are, in the year 2000, songs from the 2000s, hair bands and legends. Hair bands, Mike. Let's do it. Nice. In the Tesla song, love song. Wow. Gorgeous. Gorgeous.
He says, love is all around you. Love is knocking where? At your door. Did you say at your door? Yeah. I'm going to accept it. It's actually outside your door. It's close enough. Houston that night. Wow. P1 Butcher Boy, you win. Movie passes to go see the new Bond movie, Quantum of Solace. The premiere. The premiere. Hang on the line. But it's in Houston. I hope you can hear it. V1 Jaden, are you there? Yep, I'm here. Jaden, how old are you? I'm 28. Do you, what kind of work do you do? I'm a meter reader. Meter reader, there you go. Did you vote yesterday? Oh, you know it. Democrat or Republican? Hey, once you go Barack, you never go back. There you go. There you go.
Your categories are hair bands, legends, and in the year 2000. I got to go, legends. You got it. Your legends question is, in the song, She's Always a Woman by Billy Joel. Oh, play some Billy Joel. Billy Joel. He says, she can kill with a smile. She can wound with her what? That is in. She can wound with her eyes. She can kill with a smile. She can wound with her eyes. And she can ruin your faith with her casual lies. Keep playing it. You can always tell me Rob because you'll always see flies. Wait. That's not. He's a real dirtbag, but he's always a shorty. That was really good. That was really good. Sorry about that, Butcher. That's a tough break. P1 Erica, are you there?
I'm here. Erica, your categories are legends in the year 2000 and hair bands. Which do you want? Year 2000. Let's do this. Your question from the year 2000 is in the song No Air by Jordan Sparks. Oh, geez. I know. She says. But how do you expect me to live alone with just me? Because my world revolves around you. It's so hard for me to what? Hard for her to breathe. Because there's no air. That's Mr. T singing it and I like it. I like it. I like it, Mr. T. I want Mr. T. Super strange. I want Mr. T to sing that with her. I want it to be a duet. I want it to be touching. P1 Brian. You can't breathe because I'm talking, you fool. Thank you, Mr. T. P1 Brian. Hair bands legends are in the year 2000. What you want? I'll take hair bands. Let's do it. Your hair bands question is in the song Bad Medicine by Bon Jovi. He says.
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Kevin Tower says they have narrowed the field to three teams to trade Jake Peavy to. He also says that Khalil Green will probably be traded in a separate trade. Really? Who's left? Dude. Who's left? Is there anybody going to be recognizable on this team? Well, you know, they offered Trevor Hoffman a contract, and he hasn't even responded yet. Oh, wow. So I don't know who's left, man. This is brutal. Adrian Gonzalez, that's who left. That's it? That's it. Dude. All right, so check out this email. Tell me what you think. 570-1053, Texas 35253. You want to weigh in on this? Mikey, my friends are all giving me a hard time about this, but I don't think anything's wrong. I had a date with a guy that I think is super cute. Aww. He asked me out on a Tuesday, and we were going to go out on a Friday night. Well, I woke up Friday morning with the biggest zit in the world, right on my chin. Oh, the worst. It was so gross. Oh.
I didn't even want our first date. Stop it, Mike. Why is he doing that? I didn't want our first date to be marred by the crater, so I canceled. Does it really say that or are you making that part? I'm reading this verbatim. Well, it's hard to tell. Yeah, I'm doing it in a valid girl voice, but that's what it says. That's funny. When I tell my girlfriends about it, they all laughed at me and they thought I was being shallow. They said if he didn't like me with his dick, then I shouldn't be going out with him. Gross word. I hate that word. Well, that wasn't really the point. I wanted to be at my best and give him a great first impression. I didn't feel I could be, I didn't feel I could with this thing. I didn't think I could go with this thing on my chin. I'd be self-conscious the entire time. Is he looking at it right now? Stop it. It's very emotional. Anyway, I listen to you guys every morning and wanted to see what you thought. That's P1 Alisa. Well, Come on now. This is hysterical. Why is that hysterical? She did you cancel the date because of a zit. A pimple. Come on. What word? Blemish? I think a blemish is different than a zit, though. Yeah, a blemish doesn't seem disgusting. Yeah, and a zit is... Blah bloop. Blah bloop. Blah bloop. Blah bloop. Blah bloosh. Oh.
Listen, I am okay with her canceling the date. I just think she should be honest about it. That gives the guy the best. Let me explain. Why is he a good person? Let him talk. Explain. I think that if she's honest about it, it gives him a very good idea of who she is. It lets him know. Oh, wow. She cancels dates because of zits. She doesn't want to go out because of it. Now, hang on. Hear me. I mean, that is who she is. She doesn't want to go out because she has a date. Now, whether or not you're a guy that thinks that that's bad or good is totally up to you. Whether you think that that whether you're a girl listening right now and you think that that's dumb or you think that that's totally. Warranted is totally up to you. I'm not making any judgments on who she is. I'm just saying. Stop judging. Always stick with the truth. Just always say, hey, listen, I can't go out tonight. Why not? I woke up. I got this giant zit. Yeah, right. I would never. I would never. Be honest. How about this? Would this count as honesty? What? If she says, I'm not feeling well. Well, technically.
Technically, she's not. She's feeling terrible. I would say... She should do that. I would say something came up. Get it? Get it? Yes. I'm sorry. Something welled up and I can't... Something suddenly came up. Yes. Something's swollen with pus and I can't... What are we? Are we adults at work? It's leaking. Are we adults? Oh, I'm going to vomit. Oh. Girls, I don't know about this kind of stuff, but don't you have like... Makeup to cover that kind of stuff up? Yeah. Zit remover? There's nothing more hysterical. Traitor cover? There's nothing more hysterical than an obvious cover-up job. Exactly. Can't you like... Like little ones you can work on, but there's some that are just too big and you can't. Put a band-aid on it?
You walk into a date with a band-aid on your face. Yeah, cut myself shaving. Yeah, cut myself shaving. Maybe you could, like, fill it with newspaper and then spackle over it. That's right. Color it brown and say it's a mole. I love that idea. That is genius. 570-1053. Call us and talk to us. Because that could be a deal breaker. So you just, you can't risk it. Wait, hold on. You guys, are you advocating lying? I'm not advocating lying. Then what would you say? I already told you what I'd say. What would you say? Something came up. Let's walk through it. Let's walk through it. You better hang up. You're calling me because you've got to cancel. Hey, what's up? Hey, what's up? What's going on? Listen, something came up, so I'm not going to be able to hang out tonight, but could we maybe shoot for Friday? Oh, yeah. What happened? I just have this situation that I've got to deal with. It's like a personal thing, but it's not like a crazy deal. I mean, I just got to handle it. Is everything all right? Yeah, everything is fine. Everything's fine. And it will be in a couple days for sure, like totally good. Did you get a set? No one would say that. No one would say that.
Did your face explode? You know what? Hey, listen. I think she did a good job. I think that works. She didn't say anything wrong. Perfect. She didn't lie. That works. I'm all right with that. I support her. Now, I'm going to tell you what, though. When he starts dating her, he's going to realize she's the type of person that may want to call some stuff off if we got a pimple. Well, see, to me, there's a difference. There's a difference between going to your first date with a pimple and having your boyfriend see you with a pimple. Yeah. Because that's eventually going to happen, obviously. First impressions are important. I'm going to be really honest. I'm going to be really honest. Men are like little boys. It's the truth. And it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter if we're talking about a 40-year-old man. Or if we're talking about a 22-year-old man. The bottom line is, is that men are like little boys. And I don't care. Listen, you guys know me. I'm married. I got a kid and everything. You guys know I'm in love with the Lord and all that stuff. But if I were single and I went on a date and a girl had a gigantic crater, I would think to myself, ew. You wouldn't be able to stop staring at it. Like she'd be trying to take a point and you're just staring at it.
Ow, man. Oh, no. Oh, my. It possesses you. That dude is gigantic. That's a dude. That's not a chick zit. That's a guy zit. It's sweating. It should be on her back. Yeah. She should have an area code. Can we change the subject? I got to be honest with you. I wouldn't care. I swear to you, I would not care. That's what I'm saying. That's my boy right there. With a blemish. With a blemish. Dude, so you're telling me a girl uses her fork wrong, she's out. Yeah, for sure. Gigantoid zip, you're fine. Well, she can't control that. It's a dude zip, though. I understand. I wouldn't care. I mean, I would figure it's going to go away, and she can't help it. It's true. I mean, what am I going to do? Am I going to go out with you because you've got to sit? I would, too. She's got, like, guys' acne. I would, too, but I would, too. I would think the same thing. I would think that's going to go away, but I'd be like a little kid in my life. You'd focus on it. I'd focus on it. It would taint your vision of, you know, the girl. It would definitely soil the image. You're doing the awkward hug at the end because she's trying to go in close to hug you, and you're like, you don't want this to touch me. I'd try to kiss it. Question. Stop!
I have a question. I have a question. I have a question for you. Now, you're saying that it would not change your image of her because she can't help it. Yeah. Okay. So what if you're on a date? She doesn't have a zit. You're on a date. You're enjoying dinner. And she says, hey, will you excuse me? I'm going to run to the restroom real quick, okay? And you go, yeah, sure. And she stands up. And as she stands up, she's straining a little bit. She goes, as she's standing up. Oh, what are you doing, Ashley? Totally an accident. She didn't do it on purpose. She couldn't help it. No doubt it will make you laugh. Check, please. No doubt it will make you laugh. Yeah. But would it change your image? I would think, like, she should have ordered a side of rice. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Yes. No fist bump. Yeah. I don't even get it. Yo, you need to get this line. You've got to be in on this.
Stop it. What is that joke? I'm lightheaded right now. Hey, I'd rather talk about this. Let's go back to this. This is awesome, Mike. For new listeners. These guys are the worst. Shut up. And for the old listeners who just want to hear it again. Skye went on a first date with her husband. I might faint. She went on a first date with her husband and ordered a side of rice. Because she was worried about the Mexican food. Because she was worried that there was like nothing she could order that wouldn't make her fart. No. There's a million things without cheese. But she's like I was really strict about no dairy at that point and I wasn't sure what did or didn't. I don't dairy. So I just have a side of rice. Can I have a taco?
How about nachos hold the fart? Eddie, would it change your opinion if the girl got up and she couldn't help it? Of course it would. He'd be like, that's fart girl. She'd be fart girl in his head. How could she not be fartling? Farting at the dinner table in a zit is a little bit different. Really? Just a tad for me. She couldn't help it. I understand. She wouldn't mean it. It just happened. It happened. Would you, in your mind, from that point on, would she not be fart girl? No question. Well, there it is. Is she super hot, though? Yeah, I mean, in both situations. In both situations, let's say she's super hot, but she's got a giant zit. Or? Uncontrollable gas. Okay. P1 Penguin. Morning. What's up? I don't think it's a superficial thing. Everybody's talking about it like it's a superficial thing. I think if you've got something going on with you, like your body, it throws your whole, like, chi off. No, it throws your self-confidence off. Yeah, you can't be all yourself because you're uncomfortable and you're constantly worried. Is he looking at it? What's he thinking about it? Can you smell that?
Hang on a second. I got a question. I don't think anybody's going to be honest, but I got a question. I'll be honest. I'll be honest. I might be honest. I'll probably lie. Skye, the girls can't be honest here. At least Eddie's being honest. I'm being honest about my dishonesty. I said I might be honest. I didn't commit to it. Now, this is a question for the guys. Oh, for the guys. Wouldn't you do the same thing? You bunch of, oh, we're so tough. We're so guyish. If we woke up with a gigantic zit on our nose. I'd get rid of it. You're going to pop that. Pop it? It doesn't just go away. It's going to look terrible after you do. All red and irritated. If you woke up and you were going on a date that night. If you woke up, you had a gigantoid zit on your nose. Your first date with Sarissa. You'd cancel too. I bet you would. Okay. Okay, listen. I wouldn't. But Sarissa's so beautiful. And I mean. Look at me, Sky. Like, you know. What does that mean? Like, he's being like so honest. That's what he's doing. Oh, okay. Okay, that makes sense then, Mike. I don't believe him. All right. I throw the yellow flag. Go ahead, Mike.
I guess it's just a penalty on the show. It depends how bad it is. Yeah. If it's really bad. Let's say it's bad. It's bad. I probably would cancel. I would cancel. I'd cancel. Is half your face going to be red and, like, bleeding and disgusting? Dude, you can't not avoid it, though, bro. You know those kinds of things. You wouldn't do it. You got to think real here. Let's think real. I am, dude. You wake up. I don't believe you would continue. You go into the bathroom. You're going to take your morning number one. You go in the bathroom. You turn the light on. You got a quaddo on there. Yeah. Looking for a smint. Yes. There's a quadro hanging out of your face. So you get rid of it. You still go, though. Dude, I'm talking a big, giant, red Hershey's kiss on your nose. I get what you're saying. Yeah. But you still go, and at some point during the date, you got to make light of it and kind of, you know, address it and joke of it. Have you met my friend? Yes. Something stupid like that, and then you'd be like, you know, it's the worst timing. Eddie, is that real? No, it is. Dude, that would turn me off. I didn't think so either. I don't think it constitutes. He wouldn't want to go out with that. He's trying to be real cool right now. He's trying to be such a guy. Real tough guy over here. You know what I'd do, Mike? I'd lance it.
You know what I'd do? I'd take like a tire iron. I'd put it in a fire. Hey, listen. Just because I wouldn't, you know. I'd spit on it so it was better. Just because I wouldn't get all huffy puffy and put on like a cucumber mask and sit there and be like, what lotion do I need to take off this? And where's my makeup cleanser? Oh, and where's my Brillo pad that I need to scrub my face with? Your giant penis is getting in your way. Yes, exactly. Thank you. Yes. I moved that away. So manly. Sky, stop staring. Stupid. Sky. Yeah. Believe or not believe? Your friend, Boston Rob. Oh, man. Think about Sarissa. I know, because Sarissa is like... Dude, she's so gorgeous. She's like a supermodel. If it was his first date with her, he would be like, hey, something wicked crazy came up. I can't do it. I'm so sorry. Yeah. He'd wait it out. Yeah, if it's just kind of a random chick. Get Sarissa on the phone. She knows him better than we do. She's not awake right now. Don't get Sarissa on the phone. Yeah, if it was a random chick, I could see him like he wouldn't give a rip. But if it's like Sarissa, yeah, he would not go out.
With that thing on his face. Okay. It's full of it. Okay. All right. Okay, you guys. You guys are so right all the time. Time out. Just because you change your voice doesn't mean you're right. Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. Line four. Okay. Is what they call in the radio business, it's a doozy. Uh-oh. It's a doozy what this guy experienced with a girl. That is it. P1 Mike. Mike, are you there? Yo, Mike. Tell your story. All right, my story basically is I went on sort of like a blind date with my buddy and his girl. They were trying to hook me up with this girl, and she was fine looking, really, really, like, good looking. And, you know, I could see that she had a lot of makeup on, a lot of cover-up and everything like that. So we ended up going to this bar, and she goes into the bathroom, and I guess she, like, washed her face, and some of it came up, and she had this huge, gigantic...
Oh, yeah, get ready. Get ready, guys. Get ready. Huge red blushes, swollen zit, like right on her bottom of her chin. So I just started drinking up. I just started finishing my Long Island. I feel like it's going to be a really long night. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Go ahead. Go ahead. And basically, she went up to go to the bathroom with her friend, and she comes back, and the thing popped. I'm guessing she popped it, but you know how when you pop the zit, Mikey, the little white little... Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, I got it. I get it. It was hanging off. Okay. Now, now, now, listen. Hang on a second. What you're saying is, is that she went into the bathroom, did this on the date, decided I'll get rid of it. On the date, decided I'll take care of it. Oh my gosh. Came out and you were like, oh, uh-oh, something's not all the way gone. Something about Mary. Shut up. Dude. Oh, my God. You just go up to her mic and give her a little. No, you're not. Let me get that for you. Let me get that for you. Holy crap. Eddie. Sean, over to you. He took his headphones off about an hour ago. Sean is like listening every couple of seconds with one earphone.
Because he's a germaphobe and it's grossing him out so bad. What's the big deal? What's the big whoop? So what? She got rid of it, Sean. Wouldn't you rather? In a bar bathroom? Yeah. And then feed your finger foods? Wouldn't you rather? A little extra ranch? Okay. Who said that? You did. You did. No. Yes. Here, taste this whipped cream from my finger. You went too far. I just got a sundae. I just got a sundae. Taste the whipped cream right off my finger. For real, for real, no. Wow. No, dude. That is a very shocking story. That's gross. I can't. Do you want Renee? Renee! Sean's barely getting over it. You're fine, Sean. Stephanie. Hey, how's it going, guys? Good, good. What's up? Well, I just, okay, I hear that you guys are making a big deal about the zit, and I just, I can't. Imagine skipping a date for a zit. There are so many things that you can do to make it go down and just get on with your life. Talk to me. Well, the first thing that a girl would do would probably, like, put eyes on it, pop it, put visine on it to take the red out. I mean, there's... Does putting... Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Time out. Maybe we're getting a tip here. Because it's not in her eyes. I know. Right?
Wait a second. Do you know some weird, wacky tip here, Stephanie? You're telling me putting Visine on a zit will actually make it not be red? Yes, exactly. I do it all the time. I'm telling you, you put Visine on a zit and it makes all the red go away. And as far as the bump is concerned, you put a little ice on there. Sometimes if you put hydrogen peroxide on it, it goes down really fast. This is... zit girl. Wait a second, but she's got some really awesome tips about how to get rid of and cover up zits. I had no idea about the Vizena. When you think about it, your eyes are red because of the little capillaries in your eyes. It must be the same concept with a zit, right? It is. You should try it tonight, okay? Do you have a zit that you can try this on? No, I don't. No, I don't. No, I don't. Actually, my face is blemish-free. On my butt. Hey, check this out. Did you know that a just-completed survey of AIS clients shows an average savings of $850 per year? Now, of course, prices vary depending on your needs, so it really pays to shop around, which is what AIS does for you. In fact, 92% of AIS clients renew year after year, which goes to show just how much money they're saving.
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With suits, but the tides are off. Yeah. First two buttons are undone. Great games over there. All right. Hey. Okay. That's right. I like your walking sticks. Okay. Well, thank you. 570-1053. And our text number is 35253. What's up, Bruce? Sir. What's going on? Yes, sir. How's it going? What's up, dude? I was on a date. First date ever. Went to a nice Mexican restaurant. Good looking redhead girl. Had to park about a block away. We're walking back, side by side. She stops. And I keep walking, you know. I waited for a second, but after that she kind of wanted me to keep going. So I took a few steps and I heard a bang. And I was like, are you kidding me? So I turned around. She was like, no embarrassment at all. She was like, I didn't want to subject you to that. And I was like, oh my God. You've got to be kidding me.
We've been talking just for a couple of weeks, like, and she's let one go, like, shamelessly. Shamelessly. Now, listen. Hey, Bruce. That was it, right? That was it. Bruce. Bruce. Yeah. Now, I, as you know, am a big fan of psychology. I love psychology. I love psychology. I love knowing how people work, what makes them tick. I would be so fascinated to know what else goes along with that girl. Like, who is that girl? What's she about? Like, what's other stuff? You know, like, I don't mean bad. I mean anything. I just wonder. She's I don't know. She's she's kind of strange. We're actually online. Are you there, Bruce? I'm here. Yeah, what else was she like? Like, is she a belcher? Yeah, like, what was she like? Did she play sports? No, she was very proper other than that. She was very ladylike, and we went out to eat, and everything was good, nothing out of the norm. What was her sense of humor like when you guys would talk? Her sense of humor was fine. Other than that, which really threw me for a loop, totally normal.
Did she curse? Inappropriate joke? Yeah, did she curse a lot or tell inappropriate jokes? Was it her shoe? She wasn't like a rude girl. I know, very polite. He's sitting on a leather couch. Yes. Was there a duck nearby? No, I was super embarrassed, you know. I was like, oh my God. There you go. All right, Bruce, thank you. When the moment calls. P1 Affirmative Action is on the line. Affirmative Action, you there? No, he is not. He or she. I'm not sure. Let's see. So Barack wins, and he wins big. My brother, I was talking to my brother, who was a big Obama guy, and I said to my brother, I said, you know, I've heard all along that Barack was leading in the polls and everything, but most polls had it pretty close. I said, I don't think it was close, ever.
I don't think through the whole thing. I think those polls were wrong. I think Barack had it and had it by a lot the whole time because last night they went in there and it was a landslide. Well, it depends if you look at the electoral votes or if you look at the popular vote. The popular vote wasn't that off. Does anybody get that, by the way? Does anybody get popular? I think the popular vote is actually what we vote. Yeah, it's actual notes. But if you win a state, you get all the electoral votes regardless of how close it is. You get all of them. And each state is assigned a number of electoral votes, which is just weird. Yeah. So if you win the big states, you get a lot of electoral votes. But the popular vote could be really close. And it looks like, you know, as of 4 a.m., when I pulled these figures, they said Obama had 52 percent of the popular vote to McCain's 47 percent. Really close. I mean, if they. But then the electoral votes was like 349 to 159. So if you look at the electoral votes, yeah, it looks like a landslide. Ask Al Gore what the difference is. Yeah, right. I guess that's because Texas, California, they get like a billion. Yeah. And Delaware gets a couple. Like two. But I don't think that's... Listen, I mean, we obviously, when we set it up, we must have had good reason to do it. But it doesn't sound very fair, you know. In which case, Gore would have been...
The president, right? They won the popular vote. I believe they set it up originally because they didn't have the equipment to manage an election and count every single vote. So they did the electoral college. Yeah, we need to update our system. Voting on Tuesday so our wagon has time to get there. It has to be that every vote counts. It has to be. It's supposed to be. It's supposed to be. And that means that we got to get some kind of better system where you can vote on our Wii or PS3 or something. We're just texting him. Yeah, text your vote to 352. That was crazy, man. I was like 430 and I already knew that Barack was going to be the president because they had declared Pennsylvania Barack's. Barack win in Pennsylvania. I thought he met 4 p.m. last December. Pennsylvania was key, man. I mean, Barack flat out said people in Pennsylvania, Western Pennsylvania are bitter and all these things about him and he still won Pennsylvania. Yeah, he did. So, I mean, I knew it was over. P1AO was upset about something last night. Oh, no. Ayo. Ayo. Good morning. What's up?
All I'm saying is no drama with Obama. You feel me? Oh, yeah. I do. I feel you. I do. Hey, don't hate. But I got to let you guys in on a little something. Kind of rubbed me the wrong way. So, you know, I hung out a little bit last night. You know, I wasn't really fazed. Like, it didn't hit me that Barack Obama had won the election until this morning. But last night I heard something very, very ignorant. I stopped by a bar, you know, hung out. My friends wanted to step out for a little bit. This guy could look at me. He's like. Hey, like, I want you to try this drink. I want you to, you know, I want to buy you a drink. And I'm like, nah, you know what? I usually don't drink during the weekday. No, I'm okay. He was like, what? And I was like, I'm serious. I don't drink during the week. And he was like, oh, man, I'm surprised. All the black people are now getting saved because their president won. And I just looked at him, and I was a little shocked, like, serious right now. You know, normally I probably, you know, would have went off at the mouth, probably hit him up a couple of times. But, you know, I just, you know, I'm just like, nah. You're the bigger man, yo. I like it, A.O. You know what it is, man. You know what I mean? I'm not even fazed by it. Whatever. You know, you do you. You be drunk and you do the stupid stuff. I'm not even all about that anymore. Well, there you go. I like it, A.O. Yeah, good for you. That man's trying to become a young man. You know what I'm saying? That's right. I love it. A bottle of hair grease. Thank you, A.O. P1 Dude is on the line and he understands the electoral college. Go ahead. Okay. Go ahead.
Okay. And speak. Okay. I get it. The Electoral College, but not the telephone. Yes. Well, some things are more confusing than others. Telephone gives them a real hard time. Yeah. You put one end up to your ear and then one end you talk into. Electoral College is a little easier to understand. Let's see. Pete Carroll. says that he doesn't understand how the BCS works, and he thinks it stinks. Who's Pete Carroll? He's the head coach of the USC football team. Yeah, I mean, he's basically saying that because USC dropped down even though they won this past week. So weird. And it's just crazy, you know, how the BCS works. It's all computer numbers and all that stuff instead of just like Barack wants. I think we all do. Just a straight college. You know, playoff system. How did they do it before computers? It was a poll. You know, they do that AP poll and all that stuff. So it's never been anything right. Nothing ever is real legit. So I just, you know, they take eight teams and let them play each other. The top eight teams and they go at it. Pick a winner. Yep. Do you guys have foods that are...
Your go-to I'm sick food? Oh, 100%. Absolutely. Yeah, please. That was pretty immediate. Please. What do you got? Well, for breakfast, I have to have cream of wheat. For real? Yeah. So if you have a cold, cream of wheat. Yeah. Can you explain to me how to eat cream of wheat where it tastes good? What do you put in it? Just sugar? Yeah. Just treat it like oatmeal. Treat it like oatmeal. Yeah, pretty much. You could put the same. So if you put brown sugar in oatmeal, you put brown sugar in cream of wheat. Some raisins, a little... Milk, milk, butter. Doesn't cream of wheat have those little round little balls in them? Is that malto meal? No. Doesn't? The consistency isn't like little tiny little microscopic balls? I think it's malto meal, which is really similar to cream of wheat. All right. Kind of. Well, I mean, kind of. I mean, is it? You cook it with hot water? Is that how you make it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just like oatmeal. Okay. Yeah. What else? Grilled cheese. Grilled cheese sandwich. Yeah. That's like your lunch. When I'm sick, I got to have grilled cheese. Really? Me too. For real, Ash, you have to have grilled cheese if you're sick? Yeah. Wow. With chicken noodle soup. Really? With chicken noodle soup, I get. Yeah. Grilled cheese sandwich. And then I dip it in the soup. You dunk the grilled cheese in the sandwich? Makes it softer. So many. Yeah. Really? Skye? Breakfast. Ham.
We're being serious. If we're being serious, then ham. I'll just wait until you get it out of your system. If we're joking around, soup. But if we're going to talk real here, ham. It's delicious. Boo, I got a little tickle. You better get to the store. Extra glaze. Yes, boo. I could go for a nice bone-in. Oh, man, so many jokes. Please, get me some ham. Sky, what do you... What other... Well, I haven't said anything yet. Besides the obvious, what would you... So for breakfast, I will enjoy a piece of sourdough toast dry. It was right there. Sourdough toast dry. Maybe occasionally a light spread of peanut butter on it, maybe. I like cup of noodles. Did your parents do this for you? Yeah. My mom always made me grilled cheese when I was sick. Yeah? Yeah. Cup of noodles.
Rice with soy milk and a little bit of sugar. Side of? White rice with soy milk and a little bit of sugar. A side of white rice with soy milk and a little bit of sugar. What is that? Rice in the soy milk? Yeah, kind of like a cereal. Like you make white rice. Yeah, like rice pudding. So the rice is cooked? Yeah. You make white rice and then you put some milk or soy milk and a little bit of sugar on it. If you did that, wouldn't that be rice pudding if you did that without the soy? Well, the rice pudding, don't you like that? Taiwanese? And then, okay, let's calm down. And then, okay. That's cruel. Try the rice thing. It's grubbing, dude. That sounds so foul. Oh, it's yummy. It's warm and a little sweet. Never heard of that. Yeah, real easy on the tummy. Wow. Well, we know how sad rice is for you. Some people have sensitive stomachs, okay? Bass assassin. What's up, buddy? What do you do?
When I'm sick, I got to have a toasted peanut butter and jelly sandwich with a glass of cold milk. Wow. Did your mom do that? Yep. Yep. Yes, sir. Wow. What about you, Mike? What did your mom do for you? Eddie. What's that stuff? Eddie. What kind of yummy foods we're talking here? Maybe some tomato soup? Some homemade chicken noodle soup. You know, I just don't remember. I think it's the deal. I just can't remember what it was. I'm sure it was... Come again? Well, no. I mean, I'm sure it was something. There has to be a go-to. Every mom has a go-to food for their... Every mom. What do you remember? I don't necessarily recall making myself Top Ramen when I was sick. You made it yourself? Yeah, you know, I'd put the water in the microwave, you know? Put a bowl of water in the microwave. That's the only way a little nine-year-old knows how to make soup. You're not allowed to use the stove yet. You're sick, so why isn't someone else doing it for you, like your mom or something? Well, you know, listen, everybody's got their own experience, right? You know what I'm saying? I don't know. I don't know. I cannot relate to your experience at all. I cannot relate. No, she would say, hey, I hope you feel better.
Yeah, she would give me those lozenges sometimes. Oh, well, that's what I ate. Hey, don't you guys love it when you're sick and just how yummy those Ricolas taste? That's just delicious. The Mikey Show. That's the ultimate hang zone. All right. Imagine this. You walk into your apartment and, oh, boy, you've been robbed. Yep, somebody definitely broke in there and made off of the goods, didn't they? Your flat screen TV, your laptop, and even your race car shaped bed's gone. Just a devastating loss. The good news is, if you call GEICO, you could be protected for as little as 12 bucks a month. Yeah, seriously, just 12 bucks. So first, call GEICO, and second, maybe think about buying a grown-up bed, yeah? For a fast, easy rate quote on renter's insurance, visit GEICO.com or call 1-800-947-AUTO. Reason number 48 to switch to GEICO. As much as you enjoy the experience, you won't have to go to the post office. We can automatically debit your checking account or even charge a premium to your credit card. It's easy and you never have to worry about mailing your car insurance premium again. But we must warn you, you won't get to use any postage stamps. I hear they're coming out with some pretty cool designs. For a free rate quote, visit GEICO.com or call 1-800-947-AUTO. 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance. Is this Ryan? Yeah, this is Ryan.
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I've been looking at that sign on San Diego too, Sky, and it's been at 95% for three hours. Come on. They say the remaining 5% is about 3 million votes. So that's a lot of votes. 3 million in California. Still need to be counted. That's a lot. So did they take a break or have they been going through the night counting? I guess. Do they go through shifts? Because I would feel like by this point, you're like exhausted. And then maybe what if you mess up? No, I think they have somebody that's taken over. I do think that. I do. Although you never know. It's a concern to me. Maybe the person's like falling. I mean, we all know. 3,427,320. Oh, no. I'm going to start over again. Right? Wouldn't that suck? What if? Two. Oh, I got to start. I screwed up again. Let's see. Who is Russell Brand? He works upstairs. No. Is that the guy from sales? No. Really good. I know him.
No, Russell Brand is that British comedian dude who hosted the MTV Movie Awards and got all in the hubbub because the Jonas Brothers and the Promise Ring and Jordan Sparks. He's in that Sarah Marshall movie. Exactly. Yeah. He was in that Band of Cure. No, he's not the same guy. I mean, he looks like him. He's supposed to play Johnny Depp's brother in a new Pirates movie. What? The fourth Pirates of the Caribbean movie. What? The third one was the last one. Nope. Nope. That's what I heard too. Awesome. But then they remembered they made $474 million. These movies are so bad. They forgot. So they say Russell Brand is in talks to play Johnny Depp's bro. So is Rob. Oh, he is? He's in the same talks. Yeah. They wouldn't even have to do any costuming or anything. No, he's already, yeah. All he has to do is put on the hat. He's already got the uniform on. It's filthy. Right? Do you guys know Rob wears a pirate uniform every day? Shows up here at work every day. Dirty one. That's right. Let's see. Pink talks about how her drunk Thanksgiving last year landed her in the ER. Okay, well...
Can she never talk again? She was talking to Access Hollywood about her last Thanksgiving and said that the group of people that were over her house decided that they would all put down three bottles of Patron before 11 a.m. Oh, you're the toughest person I know. Yes. Man, you got your rock moves. So some of the things that went wrong that evening were her deciding that it would be funny to dump a bowl of sweet potatoes on her father-in-law's head. Wow, so tough. To jump in the pool with all her clothes on, accidentally set a fire because left a cigarette burning near an oven mitt, and then finally was chopping ice and cut her hand open and had to get 13 stitches in her hand. Are you kidding me? Huh, and she's single now? She's crazy. We got a bleeder! Mikey, when I'm sick, it's orange juice all the way. Gallons of it, that's P1 Ryan's mom. Mikey, for me, Ritz crackers, but peanut butter on top. And then I top it with SpaghettiOs. SpaghettiOs. No, SpaghettiOs. Look at the horse. Eddie, I have to say, you are cracking me up today. I always think you're funny.
but today you're out of control. Thank you for the laughs. That's part of the change. I'm going through the change. You are. That's what Brock says. Mikey, I have a huge zit on my chin right now. This is a girl riding us named Christy. Shut up! Christy says, I have a huge zit on my chin right now and I have a couple smaller ones on the lower part of my chin. Over the weekend, the guy that I like said to me, Hey, it's like an immigrant trying to make it to the bottom of your chin to join the rest of them. An immigrant? What a jerk. That is hysterical. What a jerk. She says, I wanted to die. Oh. Just having some fun. It's getting to the point where you can't even make a zit jerk. Hey, look, it's Shaq and the rest of the team. Having a little good time. What's the problem? Having a little fun? Nope, nope, nope. Lindsay Lohan says she doesn't party anymore and only goes out to support her girlfriend, Samantha. Is that right? Yeah. She says, you know, she's watching a lot more TV these days because she doesn't go out every night. She stays home and watches TV. And the only time she goes out. Wait, is that this exact? Let's listen to the clip. Oh, we have it? It may all be on the clip. Cut 28.
I've learned my lesson at an early age, and I'm very thankful for that. Now the 22-year-old former club queen tells our AJ Calloway since hanging with gal pal Samantha Ronson, she's become a self-confessed couch potato, doing what you're doing right now. I watch a lot of TV more than I've ever watched because I don't go out every night. But on this night, a rare outing for the launch of Lindsay's new line of leggings, debuting at Bendel's in New York. These are probably my favorite. What is the secret to, like, the beautiful look? Have you been working out? I think it's a lot of sleep that helps. It's a big difference. I think it was hard when I was out every night. So staying in will help, you know? Yeah. I mean, there's really nothing that I have to really go out anywhere for unless I'm with Samantha and she's DJing and I'm supporting her. So her thing now is a lot of sleep and watching TV? Mm-hmm.
That makes you real skinny and pretty. I'm going to give it a try. Sleeping and TV. Wow. Let's see. What else we got? Oprah on backing Barack Obama. Cut 48. Four years ago, when I first saw him at the Democratic National Convention, I felt something really, just something stirred in me. And I believed in that moment that he was going to run for president. I've been saying it and saying it and saying it and introducing him as somebody who would run for president. And I had told everybody who knew me that if he ever ran, that I would put everything I had at stake to support him. It worked. It worked. What's wrong, Jeff? Yuri, go to Canada. Why? She can't like somebody? It's like taking credit for Baracking. I called it out four years ago. And I put everything on the line for it. It's so... Give me a break, right? You know she influenced a lot of people, though. Well, she got a lot of money. She probably put a lot of money in that Barack Obama stuff. I think she could only put so much.
Yeah, right. There's that limit. You funnel it other ways. They were able to do it with those credit cards. No. That's admin. They wouldn't do something like that. Of course they would not. Now it's time for the YouTube clip of the day. It's so irritating that these elections are taking it, you know, like precedent over the real elections. What real elections? Cut 51. This week brings the most important election in our history. You will choose between Lando Calrissian and Emperor Palpatine, the leader of the galaxy. Lando Calrissian's only leadership experience has been as a community organizer in a city that's not even connected to the ground. Lando Calrissian, not ready to lead. I'm Emperor Palpatine and I approve this message. Hello, I'm Lando Calrissian. Yes. While administrator of Cloud City, I studied those clouds. And I understand how we can stop global warming on the ice planet Hoth and save the diminishing Tong Tong population. Vote for me. I'm Lando Calrissian, and I approve this message. Lando Calrissian doesn't want you to know that he pals around with rogue smugglers and bounty hunters. In fact, he launched his political career on the deck of the Millennium Falcon in the Kessel Run. Lando Calrissian. His skills are no match for the powers of the dark side.
You will pay the price for your lack of vision. Emperor Palpatine wants to focus on my past. We need to look toward the future. We are currently spending 10 billion credits a month on a clone war that centered the Palpatine initiated. I've opposed the clone wars from the beginning and became a commander in the rebel forces. I'm Lando Calrissian, and I approve this message. There it is. I don't see how you guys... Oh, man, it's not done? Hibba Palpatine built a death saw that destroyed Alderaan. He's out of touch with regular folks who are struggling to get by. I'm talking about folks like Greedo the Rathia, Jar Jar the Gungan, even Jabba the Hutt. I want to unite Jawas and sand people. I want to make sure that Sarlacc can continue to be fed. So come on, elect me. Land of Calrissi. Oh, wow. How about that? He deserves it. There it is. Eddie, you would vote for Lando, right? Absolutely. Like, no doubt about it, right? Yes, for sure. There's no... You don't even have to think about it. No question. No question! 570-1053 is our phone number. Our text number is 35253. And don't forget, we now have the P1 answering machine open for you. 858-715-1923. You can call and you can make comments.
or you can leave a question, or you can use it in whatever way you want to. It's an answering machine for the show, and it's open for everybody. 858-715-1923. You know what would be a good idea? To put it in your cell phone so you just always have it. That's cool. And just put Mikey machine on it or something so you know what it is. 858-715-1923. And you'll hear Ashley on there telling you to leave a message. And it's pretty cool. Beyonce says that she's fine flying coach as long as everyone leaves her alone. She's a good person. Yeah. Here is her quote. Every now and then I sometimes fly economy if I need to. We had a storm in Miami and there was a hurricane coming, so we just had to get out. You know that airline where if you're fifth in line, you sit in seat number five and they throw peanuts at you with your drink? I don't care about those kind of things. It's just that people don't give me peace. That's the hardest thing.
Wow. Yeah. So she doesn't mind sitting, Coach, as long as she doesn't have to actually mingle with any of us commoners. Yeah. That's the worst. Well, hopefully we can get that on all of those Amber Alert signs on the freeway so that we know. Get the word out. You got to get the word out. What about Sasha Fierce, though? How does she feel? She will not fly, Coach. Oh, okay. Oh, yeah. That's her new name, right? Isn't she Sasha Fierce now? Who's calling her that? She is. She gave herself that name. Sasha Fierce. Change her name. It fits her better. But nobody else is calling her that, right? No, but I am going by Misha Barnstone now. Misha Barnstone? Misha Barnstone. Well said. It's my new on-air. Yeah, it's my on-air pseudo. Oh, good. I'm Steven Lowenbrough. You are? Oh, cool. Steven Lowenbrough, what are you, Rob? Dirk, how you doing? Dirk, how you doing? How you doing? Skye's Mrs. Butterworth. Yes. Oh, yes she is. Yeah. Okay. McCulloch Hammy for short. That's right. What, Ashley? Say it. Don't edit yourself. Don't edit yourself. I see you. Say it. Don't do it. I see you in there. Don't look at her and just say it.
Terry Shivo? No, you're such an awful person. Oh, my God. I am to that to you. Oh, my God. You're such a terrible desire. I was not. That's awful. That's just awful. It's been three years since I said it. Oh, you are terrible. It's still too soon. It's still too soon. It's still too soon. It's still too soon. Wow. Sorry. Wow. It's too soon. Way too soon. Too soon, please. Creepy. They're each other in a nice way. 1053. Experience the joy of designing your own ring at Jarrett, the Galleria of Jewelry. Let the experts at Jarrett show you how easy it is to create an engagement ring that reflects your own personal style. Choose from their popular settings in platinum or hundreds of settings in gold. Then select the perfect diamond from thousands at Jarrett in a wide variety of shapes and sizes to create a ring that's yours and yours alone. It can only beat you.
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That bush. Can't forget that bush. Bushes and Clintons have been in there for a long time. Almost was another Clinton. I know it, dude. Can you imagine? That's nuts. Most of our life. What is Barack Obama going to be like? Awesome. Smooth. You think he'll be our smoothest president, though? No question about it. Wait. Hang on. We got other smoothies. I mean, Grover Cleveland was pretty smooth. Well, I think when you think of smooth, you think of... Absolutely. You're telling me that Mr. Dapper Young Marilyn Monroe Kennedy was not as smooth as Barack Obama. That's right. I forgot. What did he whisper? Who said what? I didn't hear anything. I heard something. What'd you hear? Kennedy was the greatest president ever.
Don't ever forget that. Where did he go to college? In a great school, dude. Get over it. Get over it. By the way. Bobazon. The University of Texas, bro. Is that where he went? Yeah, he went to Texas. He was a longhorn. Just like every great president was, okay? Greatest presidents ever were longhorns. UT, bro. Hook him. 570-1053 is our phone number. Hey, tomorrow on the show we're going to be doing Tough Love with Eddie. Hey! Oh, yes! And we will finally be doing Ashley's eating challenge because we didn't get to do it last week. Oh, yeah. So Ashley will be eating corn dogs against the girl tomorrow. Mini corn dogs, right? Yeah, mini corn dogs. And I can dip them in ketchup, right? Yeah, you can do whatever you want. I'm going to smoke this chick, Mike. I'm going to spank her. It's going to be stupid. I've heard it before. Listen, put your money where your corn dogs are. You better believe it, baby. 570.
1053. That's really pretty, Mike. That's really nice. Mikey Show. Hello? Mikey. Yeah. Hey, it's P1300. What's going on? What's up, dude? Not much. I just wanted to let you guys know because Eddie was talking about the Jake TV trade. Yeah. I got a buddy that does some work for him. I saw him the other night and he told them that he is going to be a Dodger. No. That's a story. Rob. Dude. Is it what you heard, or are you making that up? No, no, no. I found this new website, MLBTradeRumors.com, and I love it now. So, yeah, they report different things. It's only rumors. You know, my cousin's dermatologist was hanging out the other day, and we were just talking about some stuff. And he was like, you know, man, I heard that PV's going to Houston. I heard PV was going to Mars. Really? I heard that, too, actually. He's becoming an alien. Let me tell you something.
If we trade Jake Peavy to the Dodgers, we'll be the worst franchise in the history of sports. We better save that clip because we might be playing that back if he goes there. It's like trading LT to the Raiders. Think about how gross that is. Look at Mike. Mike had to cover his face. That thought hurt. You said that and I felt sick. Come on. Oh. KT, don't do that. Hall of Famer P1 Quimby is on. Oh, hi, man. Oh, hi, man. Oh, hi. So, I had a question for Sky. Go ahead. Okay, with some of the ideas that Barack Obama is putting forth, are you worried about all your money? Yeah. Well, first of all, Quimby, I know what you're doing there. And I don't appreciate it because I thought we were friends. Money! Give me all of it. I love money. Money, money, money, money, money, money. Money, money, money. Keep your hands off my money. I love money. I love it so much. Show me the money. Money. It's my favorite thing. Money, money, money.
Yeah. Money, money, money, money, money. Money, money, money. Well, I guess that's the answer. Dollar, dollar bill, y'all. Oh. Sky, I can't wait to share your gold. Thank you so much. Well, it doesn't apply to me. I don't share. But if I were to make over $200,000, I wouldn't mind paying an extra 3% on the monies over $200,000. Oh, yes, you would. Money, money, money. Money, money, money. Money, money, money, money. And I'm disappointed in you, Quimby. I thought you were better than that. Not a teacher. Yeah, she's supposed to be my girl, though. She's supposed to have my back. Dad, she is your girl. She's not.
She's concerned about your money. She wants to share my gold? I don't have gold. Wait a second. I'm not rich. What? You're saying that, and you have a gigantic necklace around your neck that's gold shaped like a money sign. Yeah, Mr. T, calm down. Whatever. And a gold belt buckle that says gold. And a crown made of gold. Shut up. That also says gold. Yeah, the crown says gold. It's been custom fit for the headphones to go over it. Mikey, you guys were talking about coming up with pseudonyms for yourselves on the show. I believe that Ashley's pseudonym should be Pitsy Floodwater. It does. Eddie, shut up. Stop it right there, Eddie. You shut up. I do not like that one. Either one. I like them all. I love them both. Fartsy Bad Air. Nope. 5701053 is our phone number. Beginning and end of every show, we do open phones. You can call about anything you want. Mikey Show, hello. Sweet. What's up? There it is. Thank you. Mikey Show. I wanted to share a story about my parents and Barack's policies on money. I figured it'd be interesting given what they were just talking about. Go ahead, man. You're on the air. Money, money, money. Thank you. I just thought I'd share the story about my parents.
My dad makes, you know, over $250,000. He is in that high income bracket. But the problem with Barack's policy is my parents spent over 10, you know, 10 years of their 20-year marriage separated because they were both in the military. And they worked really hard to get to where they are. And I just figured I'd let people know, you know, people that make a lot of money generally work their butts off. And I just don't think it's very fair that, you know, Barack's going to redistribute the wealth that they made. Yeah, everything's relative. If you're the type of person that spends a certain way, when you make more money, you adjust it. Like right now, Rob makes more money than he did three years ago. I mean, he says, I don't have very much money. Well, it's more money than you had. And when you were making what you were making before, you would have loved to be making what you're making now. And so when you do, your life adjusts to it. And nobody likes to have money taken away. I mean, if you're making less than $250,000, like Skye said that she is, she is making less than $250,000. And I think for individuals, it's $200,000. And for small businesses, it's $250,000. But whether you make $250,000 a year or whether you make $60,000, $40,000, whatever, if somebody wants to take that away from you, you just don't want to hear it.
And you don't want to do it. Especially when you've worked to get there. And when you make that promotion and you get that promotion, you feel good. You're doing for yourself what you were supposed to do for yourself. You're doing better. And so, listen. We can talk about it. What's done is done, though. What's done is done. We got the Barack Obama. Mikey show. What's going on? I just want to say I love the show, and I know it's a little late, but I'd say we get started now, Eddie, on getting Prop MR in effect to bring back the McRib. Oh, dude. Where do I sign up? That's right. You are the ringleader, and I am right behind you. You know it, baby. This is D1 Leonidas, and I love you guys. I'm out. Thank you. Ladies and gentlemen, the lovely and talented Missy is up next.
Today on the show. She's got the nooner with the all-request lunch, so make sure you call in and request something. And why don't we make an agreement? We'll come back here tomorrow morning, 5.30. We'll do it all over again. Mikey Show is out.