The Mikey Show - Rock 105.3 - 11/11/08
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
Daily Audio 2008KIOZRock 105.3
Veterans Day street interviewpersonal boundariesmoney and debtsnowboardingrap gamePadres roster turmoilpost election politicsanimal ethicspaintballradio comedyveterans dayboston rob
Boston Rob produced the show's biggest set piece when a playful Veterans Day interview became a 911 call, a photo pursuit, and an in-person complaint at the station. Ashley drove two recurring debates: how to set boundaries with the lonely 79-year-old Tom after four calls, and whether her anti-fur position could survive her Uggs and meat eating. George Chamberlain gave callers practical money guidance, while Shaun White described becoming a sponsored snowboarder at seven and personally helping create his video game. The crew also argued over Obama's description of Bush, Palin's treatment by McCain's staff, the Padres' handling of Trevor Hoffman, and whether terrified Sky could survive the upcoming paintball match.
What happened, in order
Paintball Panic
The crew set Eddie and Sky against Boston Rob and Ashley for a Qualcomm paintball match while Sky protested that she feared guns, pain, and bruises.
Porch Pizza Mystery
Ashley tried to prove that children once sold stacks of mini pizzas door to door, and callers finally confirmed they were frozen school-fundraiser orders delivered later.
Sweet Old Man Tom
Ashley described giving her number to a lonely 79-year-old widower named Tom, who left four messages in one day and triggered a debate about kindness, safety, and firm boundaries.
George's Money Clinic
George Chamberlain explained pork-barrel spending, investment taxes, employer-matched 401(k)s, Roth IRAs, and why callers should distrust costly debt-settlement and credit-repair promises.
Don't YouTube Me
Boston Rob's Veterans Day street interview unraveled after his deliberately wrong Labor Day theory made a suspicious man call 911, photograph him, warn other passersby, and later visit the station.
Shaun White at 22
Shaun White told the hosts he began snowboarding at six, was sponsored at seven, split his seasons with professional skateboarding, and spent two years helping build his own motion-captured video game.
Wuss Rap Jukebox
Several self-described nerdy white callers tried to continue rap songs from cut-off clips, only to be eliminated by Eddie, Sky, and Sean with improvised mock-gangster verdicts.
Trevor Hoffman Exit
Eddie argued that the Padres had no coherent plan after withdrawing Trevor Hoffman's offer, paying Brian Giles nine million dollars, and failing even to grant Hoffman a meeting with owner John Moores.
Palin After the Campaign
Sarah Palin told Matt Lauer that she still admired John McCain but acknowledged campaign staff blocked her concession-night introduction and denied that she personally ordered the reported clothing haul.
Fur Ethics Tangle
A discussion of Kate Winslet's disputed fur photo shoot turned into the crew exposing Ashley's inconsistent opposition to animal products while she defended wearing Uggs and eating meat.
Bush, Obama and the Vibe
Mikey and Sky argued over Barack Obama's account of George W. Bush turning from friendly advice to an almost messianic policy lecture, with Mikey calling the interpretation unfair and Sky defending Obama's right to descr
The Cat Caught Fire
After Mikey's wife emailed that their cat Jules had caught fire but was fine, the crew spun the incident into a running joke about the cat also having matches, soup, a credit card, and a gambling problem.
People mentioned
MikeyEddieSkySeanBoston RobAshleyGeorge ChamberlainShaun WhiteTrevor HoffmanBrian GilesJohn MooresSarah PalinMatt LauerJohn McCain
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One press conference. Anything in the six days, but I've studied Obama now about a year, and I think he's a brilliant, don't say that with any kind of hesitation. He was elected for one reason and one reason only, and that is to get this economy back in shape, all right? American people are angry and they're fearful. And that's why McCain lost, because he couldn't tap into that anger, he couldn't tap into the fear. So what he does now, what Obama does now, is basically learn as much as he can about the horror of what happened, the big mortgage con. and then trying to figure out a way to stabilize it. So that's where we are right now. Yeah, you might get some arguments from some people that he was elected for more than that. Well, they'd be wrong, Nancy. They would be wrong. What I'm telling you is, all exit polls. No, no, no, no, no. Call your guys. All the exit polls. Every single exit poll. Number one issue. Number one. No question. Way more than anything else. No question. There it is, ladies and gentlemen.
A little bit of back and forth between Bill O'Reilly and probably the most youthful and beautiful 59-year-old woman in the history of 59-year-old women. That's Diane Sawyer. Did he call her Nancy? I don't know. Did he? I heard he said Nancy, and I'm like, I thought that was Diane Sawyer. Yeah, it was Diane Sawyer. It was Good Morning America. Did he say Nancy? I could have sworn he did. Did he think it was Nancy Pelosi he was talking to? Nancy Grace? Maybe. Welcome to the program. It's a Mikey show. It is 6-0-8. Well, a big thank you this morning to all the veterans out there. It's Veterans Day, so all federal, state, and county offices will be closed. The Padres withdraw their contract offer for Trevor Hoffman, likely ending his 16-year career with the Padres. Wow. So, who would be the new closer? Probably Keith Bell. Really? Yeah. They're getting rid of everybody. What the heck, Eddie? What's going on? I don't know. I don't know. It's a sad situation. They're trying to get their payroll down to an anemic $30 million, something like that. They're getting rid of everybody. And then what? They transfer to the minor leagues? They should. They have all their minor league players up. For real. I can't believe Trevor Hoffman might not be with us anymore.
Doesn't look like it. That's crazy. He's going to be an older guy. I mean, he's up there, right? For sure. And, you know, I don't necessarily disagree with the move. But it's just hard to watch when everybody else is going. You know, if it was just Trevor, I could understand it. You know, they're wanting to save some money on an older guy. And, you know, that happens quite a bit. But, I mean, with everybody else. And then giving Brian Giles $9 million, it's like, huh? Why? I don't know. They have no strategy right now. Maybe it's because Brian Giles is the missing piece of the puzzle. He has been for the past seven years or however long he's been here. That's true. Wow. That's true. He's led us to so many championships. Okay, Eddie, I got it. I got it, Eddie. I got it. Oh, no. How long was his contract, the extension? I think it was just one year. That's the answer then. The answer is that... that the missing piece of the puzzle was Brian Giles for one more year. Yes, clearly. Will mean? Championship. Yes. Duh. Oh, wow. Brutal. Phone number 570-1053. It's the Mikey Show. Call us, man. Come on, get on those phones. Call us up. Say hello. 570-1053. Our text number is 35253.
Yes, I'm on the phone. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, we are. That's right. So give us a call right now. We only have two days until the big paintball competition down at Qualcomm, our big giant broadcast. All of our broadcasts will be live from Qualcomm on Thursday. Every P1 in the world is invited to come out there and hang out. If you bring 10 cans, you get a shot at our two turkeys. Hey, you turkey. Boston Robins Zeth will be dressed as turkeys in a pen. And for 10 cans, you can take one shot at them. It'll be awesome. Come on out. I'm Mikey. I'm the host of the show. I'm 38 years of age. We introduce everybody at the beginning so that you kind of get a feeling for who we are and how old we are. A lay of the land. Lay of the land. It's kind of like the opening credits on a TV show so you know who everybody is and what they're about. I'll be there for you. That's right. We're in a fashion right now. That's hard to be on? Yeah. Okay. Good ones. That's right. Oh, it's so sweet. Okay, stop doing that pose. I like the pose. You don't like that pose he's doing? I don't know. It's charming. I think it's sweet. I think he's going to take a senior picture. That's my guess. If he were 17, he'd be fine. That one's darling. That one's darling. Thank you. Yeah, text us too. We want to hear your texts.
35253. We want to read them, not hear them. I wasn't going to say anything. But I really wanted to. Look at yesterday, Obama meeting with George Bush at the White House. I read this thing yesterday. It bothered me so much. What? It was this article about how this was going to be an uncomfortable meeting for the two of them. And the reason it was going to be an uncomfortable meeting was because of the last time that they met. And so I was like, wow, whatever this is, is going to be juicy. Right. And I read it and I thought, wow, wow, wow. That is not. Well, how about if I read it to you guys and you tell me what you think? But before we do, let me introduce everybody. I want to get everybody introduced on the show.
So I'm Mikey. I'm 38 years old. And what can I tell you? I really like tomatoes and you know that. I like Mexican food, although I can't even really tell you what my favorite type of food is. I don't even really have one. I know that I love to eat hibachi food. It's the best. Oh, so good. Yeah, it tastes really good. And so, I mean, I think that I really like that. But who knows? Eddie is our producer, our sports guy. He is... No, no, no. What did I say? Yeah. Yeah, you were right. Producer, sports guy. He's 35 years of age. Hi. And he... No winking necessary. I like to wink. I think the wink is good. Okay. Eddie is... Yeah, he's 35 years old. If you want to know more about him, you can go to his blog. Ah, blog about it. Yeah. Just go to MikeyShow.com. Type in the keyword blogs. And the guy's just saying hello to you, Sean. He's not saying hello. He's sticking out that giant beef tongue. I don't like it. Mike, tell him to stop. Eddie, what are you doing when you're doing that? I'm sure there's an explanation. It's a little good morning for Sean.
Oh, my gosh. Why does he take it so freaked out? Why does he get all freaked out like that? Very dramatic. Oh, man. Seriously, stop, stop, stop. Oh, take it easy. Skye is our news girl. Hi. She is 31 years of age. Hi. And Skye is a North County gal. I am. Proud of it. That's right. Yeah. In the hizzy. Shawnee, oh boy, is our sound effects guy. Give us an example of what you do, Sean. Wow. There it is. Sean lives in the Bay Area. He does. I've never heard of such a thing. It's weird, isn't it? Does that work out? You have one guy on your show. He doesn't actually live in the city you broadcast from. It's so weird. It's cleaner here, Mike. No, it is. That is not true. You ever see the 17 and 101? Yeah. You ever see that spot? Walk around the streets of San Francisco for a little while. It's gross. Let's see. Ashley. Ashley is our assistant producer.
She's wearing yellow today and she has blonde hair, brown eyes. She's going to let it mellow with that yellow. Maybe she's not. Then there is Boston Rob. Boston Rob. He is 25 years old and he has the word Boston tattooed on his neck. Yeah. Oh, mama. Oh, mama. Why do you have the word Boston tattooed on your neck? Why don't you have it tattooed on your neck? Touché. Now what are you going to say? But he answered a question with a question. Or did I? Yeah, that kind of fooled me. I don't even know where to go after that one. I think he got me on that one. Fool me once. Fool me again.
Forget it. Well said. And then finally, I'm serious. Thank you, sir. Eloquent. And then finally, there is the artist formerly known as Sir Roosevelt Zethian Oates III, Jr., Esquire, M.D., D.D.S., President and CEO. Seen on TV. There it is. I almost ruined the whole entire movie. That was so crazy. Wow, I apologize to everyone. I sincerely apologize. I understand if you're disgusted. Oh. Oh. It was disgusting. I have disgust about me. I'm disgusted with myself. I'm glad you said that. Thank you for saying that. You're welcome, Oprah Winfrey. You're very welcome. 570-1053. That is our phone number. Give us a call at the beginning and end of every show about anything you want. P1 Chaos is on the line. What's up, Chaos? Good morning, everyone. How you doing? Good.
Hello, Sky. I am black, by the way. Well, hello to you. Good morning. Well, thank you. You're welcome. All right, so at the last 28-hour show, I was hitting on my boy Ayo, and he was just screaming. You know that little scream he does. Yes. And then, you know, so I was like, you know, I got a little laugh that I would like for everybody to hear. Want to hear it? Uh-huh. All right, here it goes. Mind you, I'm a grown black man, by the way. All right. That's great. I think we can save that and use that. That's the cross between a little girl and a witch. Yeah. There's a little bit of Black Elmo in there, too. There really is a lot of Black Elmo in there. Great call. There's a lot of... Oh, wow. You shouldn't be. Oh, my gosh. Wow. I like it. Growing black men, by the way. I like it. Thanks for the call. By the way, if you want to, you can leave us a message, too, on our answering machine. We have the P1 answering machine open to you.
858-715-1923. That's 858-715-1923. I'm sorry? Well said. Was that supposed to make sense? I don't know. I assumed it would have. Thank your pardon? I don't know what he said. I don't know. Okay, then. Let's try again. Hi, this is T1, Simon Barr Sinister. And I was wondering if Ashley's been crying all her life, especially at a kid's birthday party. All right, thank you, sir. I appreciate that. And if you would like to leave a comment, you know, I mean, listen, every comment.
It's thought-provoking is really what it is. Yes, every comment is thought-provoking. Yeah, that's good stuff. 858-715-1923. Everybody can do it and does. So, P1 Adams. Hey, good morning, guys. How are you guys doing? Good morning. I was wondering, I heard you say last week that if you donate 10 cans, you get a shot at the turkey? That's correct. So, I was wondering if I donate 100 cans, do I get 10 shots? Yes, you do. Yes, you do, sir. If you donate 100 cans, you definitely... Hey, listen. Every 10 cans is one shot. Just think if you donated 200 cans, bro. Dude. Right? Come on now. People are going to be donating a lot more cans. Yeah. What about 500 cans? What about a million? 50 shots. Donate a million cans. Think about it. You get 100,000 shots. Come on now. About it. Hello. Thank you for the call, Adam. You guys have a great day. Thank you. 570-1053 is our number. Yeah, we're going to be playing paintball out at Qualcomm. Are we really going to be playing? I mean, is that the correct terminology, playing? Well, it's Thursday. I don't know what you would call it. What was it? I'd call it competing. All right. We're going to compete in paintball. Now, we got two teams. We got the team of Eddie and Sky. Boo.
You're booing your own team? Sky, you're booing your own team. What the heck? I mean, what do I have to do to get kicked off this team? She's really trying, Eddie. She's going to get a DUI later today. What can she do? She's using steroids. Anything she can do to get kicked off the team. This is ridiculous. This is ridiculous. I'm a journalist. No, you're not. How dare you? Save that clip. Save Ashley. Get it to your boy, Shawnee. Listen. Everybody just mellow out. You mellow out. You just relax. Because we know this is going to be a ridiculous scene. I don't want it. Having a panic attack. And we've chosen and gotten done the most giant venue in San Diego. We're doing it at Qualcomm. Block 105.3 of the U.S. Army putting this paintball tournament on. Here's what we got. Here's what we're talking, all right? We got the team of Eddie and Sky versus Boston Rob and Ashley. Yes. Okay? And they are going to, well, they're going to make a scene. We're going to fight. This isn't a fair one. You know it. You know it. I feel for you. This is not cool. How about you and me, Timo? I'm fine with that. I'm telling you guys, I think at the last moment, Sky might get the eye of the tiger.
Yeah, we should hold out for it. Did you see her at K1 Speed? It's true. This is scary. It's scary. What are you scared of? I don't want to fire a gun. Sky, I'm like having anxiety about it. It's not a real gun. It's not a real gun. It's a paint gun. Like, I don't think kids should play with toy guns. You're not a kid. You're an adult. I don't want to. You're a grown-ass woman. Yeah, yeah. Sky, turn that fear into anger. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, let it manifest itself. I'm ready to get bruises. I'm excited. The more bruises, the better. I kind of want to get a sick bruise, like a black eye or something. Can you turn her mic off? Sky's like, what? There's bruises? That'd be cool, right? Then you can show your friends and be like, yeah, let's paintball and check out my bruise. Sky does not want there to even be as much as a pinch involved. Thank you, Mike. I don't do bruises, Mike. Yes, these things shoot kisses, right? I wish. Shoot money? That's right. So come on out. Thursday, Qualcomm. In that case, fire away. Yes. Mikey, I read Ashley's blog yesterday and she talks about kids selling mini pizzas door-to-door. Huh? Where does this happen? Does she buy all her food door-to-door? That's Peter and Mitchell. That never happened with you guys? You got kids selling mini pizzas? Kids selling mini pizzas? Where do you live, TJ?
Okay, I was talking about how growing up, dude, like they would, it would be like a kid, like a nine-year-old kid, and he's selling like these stacks of mini pizzas, and you could pick like pepperoni or cheese, and then it would be like for his little league team or whatever, and I was blogging because I was like, does anybody know where these mini pizzas went? They were the bomb. I have never heard of it. Never. I haven't seen him since I was like, you know, 14 or living at home, whatever. And so finally these kids, they came around? No, I was, that's why I blogged about it. I was saying, does anybody know where the mini pizzas are? Does anybody know where those little kids are that sell the mini pizzas? Say, hey. Where are the screwdriver salesmen? Remember when we were kids and a guy would come to the door and just sell one screwdriver? Those mini pizzas were so bomb, dude. Looking for some porch pizza. Yeah, porch pizza. I used to go door-to-door selling clam chowder. It's so crazy. Okay, that's gross. Thank you. It's so crazy. It's so gross. Oh, no, they're so good. Eddie, pop them in the microwave.
Open up a delicious Coca-Cola classic. Eat it with a fork and a knife. You're so money. Listen, Ashley, aren't there certain things that you want to get from the restaurant? You know what I mean? Like, hey, listen. These mini pizzas are so good, dude. And they're the perfect size. You ever had the door-to-door salmon guys come up? Oh, my. Come on. It's so girly. You just pop it in the microwave. Put a slice of American cheese on it. You're a fundraiser. I saw it. They're throwing them everywhere. They're so good. People are calling in about it, man. They know. Mikey Show. Oh, gosh. Hello? Yeah. Those mini pizzas? Yeah. They're the best. Thank you. Door-to-door pizza? Door-to-door? They are. I'm from Wisconsin, and we used to sell them for hockey, and they're awesome. Really? So it's like little kids' sports teams and stuff like that that would get a hold of them? It can be, but I've never heard of pizza. I know. Yeah. Do you remember anything about, like, the brand or anything like that? I have no idea, but I'm going back to Wisconsin for Thanksgiving. I'll see if I can hunt some up. Mail me some, bro. There you go. Ashley wants some, man. Look it up. I like pepperoni. Thank you, dude. Oh. Mikey Show. Hey, I don't know.
If you guys care, but I know what Ashley's talking about with the pizzas. Yeah, what are they, man? I used to sell them when I was a kid when I played soccer. Actually, you could sell these stacks of pizzas and also already made cookie dough. Oh, yeah. That stuff was bomb, too. You got that, too, Ash? Uh-huh. You got cookie dough door to door? I've heard of the cookie dough. You guys have heard of cookie dough? It's like buckets of cookie dough. Yeah, and usually kids sell them at like school fundraisers trying to raise money. Okay, so let me get this straight. So door, ding dong, open the door, kid there with a bucket full of cookie dough. No, you like sign up for it and then they deliver it to you. And what they actually deliver to you is like a little plastic bucket of cookie dough? Yeah. No way. Or a stack of frozen pizzas. Do you get to choose the kind of cookie dough you want? Yeah. There's all kinds. Were they good? Yeah. You cut them up, you stick them in the oven, that kind of deal? No, you scoop it out. Oh, you scoop it out? Yeah, it's like a thing of ice cream. Oh, yeah, yeah. Wow, man. Never knew. Didn't have a childhood. Thank you. Appreciate the phone call. Wow. Okay, wait a minute. Here's P1 Edo. Are you there?
Yeah. Hey, man, tell everybody what a P1 is. A P1 is somebody who listens to the Mikey Show exclusively. Yeah, dog. Does not cuss on the radio and keeps the radio turned down. Yep. Yep. And now, what were you calling to say? I was trying to help Ashley out on her frozen pizza sales. My kid's school does something very similar. I think it's what she's talking about. Uh-huh. They go door to door. They sell, like, wrapping paper. frozen cookie dough or frozen pieces, but they're not selling it to you right then. You actually order them, and then about a month later, they bring it back. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There it is. There it is. Frozen pieces on there. It's like, you just got pizzas. Mm-hmm. Yeah, that makes more sense, because when she said it, I envisioned somebody standing at her door with a bunch of little mini frozen pizzas in their hand going, would you like to buy one? That would be ridiculous. Oh, okay. Let's see. Got a text here. Hey, Mikey, I had a guy try to sell me steaks and lobsters at a gas station. It went for a good price. I passed. That's P1 obese. Let's see. Mikey, the Vista School District does it every year. That's P1 Frank. Well, let's get some so we can try them. I know.
There's so many, dude. Come on, parents. They better be. Let's see. Mikey Show. Love the new open that you guys play. It's the same song Metallica plays every concert right before they take the stage. That's P1's second degree. That is correct. It's called The Ecstasy of Gold, and it's actually from a movie soundtrack. It's from The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly. It's good stuff. Good morning, Mikey. Love the new intro song. Very inspirational. That's P1 Awake. Yeah, I like it, too. It has that sound of, like, hey, it's morning. Like, here's the sun coming up. The dawn of the day. The dawn of the day. And then it goes into this more sort of inspirational, like, okay, now the day's started. Let's grow some tomatoes, you know? I don't know that. The last part. And let's do it fiercely. Tomatoes? Let's grow them like men. Oh, yeah. You know what I mean? Okay. There it is.
Hey, Mikey, can you ask the Oracle what his thoughts are on the Arizona Cardinals? That's P1 Sharpie. Let's talk about the game last night. Talk about Mike. It was an insane game last night. The 49ers jumping out to an early lead. They thought they were going to upset the Cardinals. Cardinals come back to win the game, but how they did was outrageous. The 49ers drive all the way to the two-yard line. Can't figure out how to spike the football. Then they decide, with two seconds to go in the game, to run the football up the middle, get stuffed, lose the game. It was brutal. Singletary pulled his pants down to prove a point. He was taking his shirt off. He was doing everything else. It was unbelievable. And the worst part about the game to me last night, oh boy. Tony Kornheiser. Talk about it. What an idiot. I mean, if this isn't a swan song, I don't know what is. Really? So with two minutes and like 37 seconds left, which is an eternity in NFL terms, he calls the game. He says, Arizona's winning the game. It's over. They're going to win, and they're going to do this and do that. And the other guys, Jaws and Tariq are like,
whoa, they have two timeouts left. If Arizona doesn't get a first down, they get the ball back in good field position. The 49ers could win this game very easily. He's like, no, no, no, this game's over. And so they drive all the way down to the two, and he has to retract everything. He's like, you know, it's very awkward, but I know I called the game earlier, and man, I shouldn't have done that. And the 49ers, it looks like they're going to win now. Dude, you can't do those kind of things. What is this, your first game? And then they don't even win, right? And then they didn't even win. So then he has to retract that. It was unreal. What a trip. He's an idiot. Is he done? You think you think he'll be, this has to be his last year. He's terrible. I like him on PTI. Yeah. I think he's really good on PTI, but on, on Monday night football, it's like a, he doesn't even know what he's talking about half the time. Yeah. And B the other times it's, he makes these awful jokes and, and ridiculous comments. And he's always talking about like, Oh, if I were writing the column about this game, it's like, dude, you're, this isn't a newspaper. You're, you're on TV. Yeah. You know, it's just bad. Uh,
Um, well, I did see, I watched the beginning of the game and I was telling Eddie before we went on, they have this super slow-mo that's like super, super duper slow-mo. Yeah. And plus it's in high definition. And so they show this running back from the Cardinals getting popped by a couple of guys from the 49ers. And I don't know what goes flying off of him. I guess it's like some of his visor. Yeah. But it explodes. Oh, yeah, I saw that. And you see these little tiny particles of shrapnel go. That's when high def, you know, you got the right thing. It's rad. It was awesome, man. It was super cool. All right. 570-1053 is the number. Call us. We'd love to hear from you. Oh, yeah. Right now. What is this guy? I don't know that he is. Is this Ant's Marching? Is it a hit? Is this a hit? Sky looked at me like I didn't know Beat It by Michael Jackson. I'm telling you. Sorry, Sky. You don't deserve that. Here's our phone number. 570-1053. Here's our text.
Our text is 35253. All right, here's what we have today. B-Rob on the street. Oh, no. Well, today's Veterans Day, and so we wanted to know. Well, you sleep in there anyway. You might as well, you know, do some work. We wanted to know. Yeah, exactly. Salt and pizzas. We sent him out because we wanted to know. Does anybody even really know what Veterans Day is? It better. A guy called 911 on him. It's all captured on tape. What? Guy lipped out. Dude, I don't even want to talk about it. It's all captured. It's all captured. So we'll play it for you. George Chamberlain's coming in here to talk about your money. We're going to do Wuss Rap Jukebox today. So you white guys that love rap music, get ready to call us. Hip to the hopper. That's what it'll sound like. And by the way, we'll be playing. When we do that, we're going to be giving away snow jam tickets and a $400 gift certificate for a snowboard. And speaking of which, Sean White will be in the studio today. Joe Scarborough dropped the F-bomb, and we have it as the YouTube clip of the day today. Bleeped out, obviously, but you'll hear the audio of that. It's all coming up. Steven Wright in the stand-up spotlight. In the middle of a job interview, I took out a book and I started reading. The guy said, what the hell are you doing?
I said, let me ask you one question. If you were in a vehicle and you were traveling at the speed of light and then you turned your lights on, would they do anything? He said, I don't know. I said, forget it then. I don't want to work for you. Six days a week. You guys are awesome. Appreciate it, bro. Thank you. I'm a P1 because of my girlfriend, Lynn, who turned me on the station. Now we got you guys on every morning and stuff like that. Home of the P1s and stuff like that. Rock. Let me tell you something. These K1 electric carts are great, man. They are designed for you to feel like you are really a formula race car driver. Why? Because they're fast, man. 20 horsepower. They're not like those 6.5 or 9 horsepower little gas-operated dealies. These things are cool, man. You're going to love them. I urge you to get yourself down to K1 Speed in Carlsbad. This is their website. Write this down and go check it out.
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It's an all-new Fox Tuesday. It all starts tonight at 8 after 2 1⁄2 men on Fox 5 San Diego. Then. Big, bold, local, and lively. I'm Kathleen Bay. Tonight after Fox, join me for the new Fox 5 News at 10. We're excited to bring you San Diego's only high-definition news at 10. Local news, headlines, weather, and sports all in HD. No one else has that. Join us tonight for the new Fox 5 News at 10. The Mikey Show continues. Featuring Mikey. I'm very attracted to intelligent women. Eddie. I think that my guacamole is the best in the world. Sky. I prefer sorbet over ice cream. Sean. I enjoy horror films, and they are a requirement of my religion. Boston Rob. Today, I'm not Boston Rob. I'm B-Rob the Majestical. Oh! Ashley. I have abnormally strong hands. The Mikey show's on. All right. Five, three. Welcome back. It's the Mikey show. It is 640. Brittany's youngest son, Jaden, had to be hospitalized due to a reaction to something he ate. Oh, we just mentioned it. Monday Night Football last night. Crazy game. Cardinals improved to 6-3, beating the 49ers 29-24, with the 49ers being stopped on the two-yard line with no time left.
Kurt Warner talks about the major win. You know, this win is huge for us. To put us in this place, tough fought football game. But, you know, it just seems like this year we're making some of those breaks happen in our favor. And I think that's a sign that we're turning the corner and it's exciting for our organization. There it is. Welcome back to the show. Don't forget our phone number is 570-1053. And our text number is 35253. Eddie says that his neighbors, they've already put up their Christmas lights. It's unbelievable. It's November 11th. I couldn't believe it. That's shocking. It really was. I ended up taking a picture of it and put it on my blog so everybody could check it out. It was crazy. I was in shock. Rebecca asked me this very question just this last weekend. What's that? She said, give me your thoughts on
lights before thanksgiving yeah i said uh that's unnecessary it's kind of outrageous and i love christmas and i'm you know as soon as that turkey's gone i'm all about it yeah get that stuff up but uh i mean it's november 11th ladies and gentlemen well that was her thing she she says because i think she's leaning towards the other side she says yeah but then you only get to enjoy them for a month I'm like, oh, yeah. That's the deal. That's the idea. I mean, instead of looking at it, you know, like only, how about looking at it as for a whole month? Yeah. And these aren't just a string of lights. No. You see it, Sean? Yeah, I'm looking at it. Dude, it's like on their trees. It's crazy. It's crazy. I mean, it stands out. I'm glad. It's a few houses down, so it's not my exact neighbor. Right. But if it were, I mean, it would shine through everything. It's kind of Griswold-y. Oh, wow. Oh, hello. There is lights. Oh, that's pretty, though. I mean, it's cool. It's a good job, yeah. But, I mean.
December 11th would have been good to see that. Yeah. Wasn't there some kind of thing where it's like after Thanksgiving, like that weekend, you start to break out the Christmas stuff? Sure. Right? I'm fine. Hey, listen. That's what most people do. Thanksgiving's Thursday. I'm fine with Friday. It's Friday. It's not Thanksgiving anymore. That's the official start to the Christmas season. Yeah. Don't say that. Why? That freaks me out, man. Because you saw the malls last weekend. The mall. The mall. Oh, Skye. Oh, you're making me blush. Rob loves that. He loves anything that is fun to do with Skye. He just loves it. Tickles him. She is the funnest person I know. Hey, by the way, we're going to be playing Rob's audio yesterday, doing his man on the street, going out to ask people about Veterans Day. And, you know, what is because today's Veterans Day? And so we wanted to know, do people know what Veterans Day is? One of the guys kind of flipped out. I haven't even heard it. Oh, no. I haven't even heard it. And I'm flipping out because you haven't heard it yet. Yeah, Rob is nervous that I haven't heard it. Like this guy in the middle of the interview. What did you do? You hear the turn in his voice. And he's a foreign man. So there's a real slight difference in friendly.
And concerned. Yes. You know, it's a very slight, but when you hear it, you hear it. And all of a sudden there's like a switch went on in his head. Well, don't tell us too much. Oh, I'm not gonna. Don't give it away. I want to hear what happened. Oh, man. That's nuts. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Rob does say in describing it in the yesterday email that even though he told the guy that he did not have a camera and only a microphone, the guy. Still decided to call 911. Well. It. Yeah. I'm sure you deserved it. That's right. I probably did deserve it. But. That is true. It was so quick. Wow. To just dial 911. And I'm like. In my mind. I'm going. Dude. That's for emergencies. Like. You know. Car accident. Something bad. Have you seen yourself in the mirror? I would get a little concerned. Yeah. That is quite an emergency. Dude. You do have Boston tattooed on your neck. Some guy rolls up to me looking like that. Hello. Yeah, before he says anything, I got my finger on the nine. That's all the Kaiser line. Wait. Wow. Sky, what are you reading? I missed it. Sky, what are you reading? I got an IM. But I did hear a Kaiser thing. Who said that? Well, it was you, obviously. How do you figure? You weren't paying attention. Oh, I'm sorry. George Chamberlain. Sure, it'll happen again.
George Chamberlain will be in here. And he's going to be answering your questions about money. And right now is the time, man. Money, money, money. That's why we're having him in here. Because right now everybody's thinking about the economy. Everybody's worried about the economy. And so if you have a question about it. He'll have an answer. Yeah. And it's awesome. Like, he doesn't just give you an answer. He gives you solutions. Yeah. Which I think is fantastic. And he talks like a normal human being. Yeah. Which is awesome. Yeah, it is. This text message says, Mikey, what about selling door-to-door ham? That's P1 Sky. Wait a second. Sky, you text message. No, that's not me. That is an imposter. That's what that I am. You can just ask. Mikey, have you read Ashley's blog today? She talks about giving an old man her number, and now he's a stalker. Is she nuts? That's P1 Watch Out Ashley. What are you talking about? What goes on with your life? Dude. Are you crazy? She is something else. An old man. Who did you give your number to? Ash. What? I need to start. I have to start monitoring her blog. I agree.
To make sure she's safe. I think Robson called 911. All right, I'm reading from her blog. It says, do you ever befriend someone only to instantly regret it? Okay. Well, the answer to that question, first of all, is no. Okay, so I can answer that one right away. Oh, you don't? No, no, no. I mean, I befriend people, but not to instantly regret it. That's usually, you know. I became friends with this sweet man at the UCLA game on Saturday. It was an all-day event, and we took a bus up there, and by the time we were tailgating, sweet old man Tom, as I affectionately call him, had officially joined our group. What a nice nickname. Kind of like Sweet Leo. Yes. Old man Baker and Sweet Leo combined. We gave him a chair, a napkin, and an ear to listen. He was very lonely. His wife passed away suddenly about a month ago.
So, of course, I felt for the guy and was super nice to him. That's nice. Listen to him tell me the same stories over and over and his wife and how much he loved her and all this. And I'm thinking to myself, I'm doing the right thing, right? Well, at the very end of the day, right when we were leaving, he asked for my number. Whoa. Without thinking, I gave it to him. Why? Not really thinking anything of it. I'm like, well, maybe sweet old man Tom needs a friend. Needs a shoulder to dry. Needs a shoulder to dry on, she says. Dry on. I haven't spelt it yet. Well, that wouldn't come up. He just seemed... Dry is also a word. Dry is a word. That looks good to me. You have to have a brain check. He just seemed so lonely. Everything around her shoulder is never going to be dry. Shut up. So I gave him my digits. Well, he called me. Wait for it. Four times yesterday. Come on. Left four messages. Four messages. Oh, my gosh. What do I do? Oh, my gosh. What do I do? Do I call him back? Ashley. Now I feel like I give him an inch. He takes a mile.
Since clearly that's how he rolls. But he's 79. Oh, my gosh. So it's like, where do I draw the line? Where does it go from me being nice to it just going too far, you know? No more, Mike. Man, I don't know. I think I'm screwed, she says. Fuck the old guy up. Ay-yi-yi. What did the messages say? What did they say? Well, basically, like... when we were tailgating and he came and sat with us and he was like, you three are all really pretty. Are you three all single? And we're like, yeah, we're all single. And he's like, I can fix you guys up. I've got this. Cause he used to be a Navy. He used to be in the Navy. He's like, I haven't been there in a while, but I could probably fix you up with some real good Navy guys. And we could probably go to, you know, and go hang out with them. And I was like, you know, I just kind of got out of a relationship. I was like, I'm not really looking for anything, but you know, maybe Merritt and Christy would. And they were like, yeah, sure. and so and so that was what he was calling about like he and and i don't know why he was
telling me he was like will you forward this to to mary and christy will you tell them that i got in contact and you know we could do this happy hour this friday if you're interested and you could still come along if you want if you just ever need someone to talk to you know i've got free time and i mean i think i've pretty lived a pretty long life i could give some good advice if you ever need some advice yeah it's your boy and he called once and then he called twice and then he called a third time and then he called a fourth time the fourth time he called was that I was already in bed, and the message, I haven't listened to it yet, because it was after I was already asleep. 9.04 p.m. He called me at 9.04 p.m. Wow. Oh, wow. And this is an older guy that you met at the UCLA game this weekend. Mm-hmm. 3.38 p.m., 3.11 p.m., 9.39 a.m. If you had to guess, how old would you say he is? He told me he's 79. Oh, wow. Oh, what does his message say? Yeah, what are the four messages? Are they all the same topic? The first message was... I heard my phone ringing. It was the TV. The first message was just him saying he had a good time and if I ever needed a friend to call him. The second message was referring to this Friday night and do I want to get together and meet some hot boys that he could introduce me to from his Navy hookup or whatever.
And then the third time he called, he was like, it was the same stuff. And he's like, I just need confirmation. I just need to know if you guys are interested. If not, or if you are, just please, can you call me back and let me know? Wow, the fourth one was a drunk dial. And then the fourth time he called, the message is still on my phone. I haven't listened to it yet. It was after I was in bed. It was at nine at night. Listen to it right now, not on the air. Listen to it right now and tell us what the gist of it is. Okay. And then when we come back, we'll tell you what it says. This is The Mikey Show. Hey, I love The Mikey Show. You know what? You guys are awesome. I do too. I appreciate it. Thank you, brother. Let me tell you something. These K1 electric carts are great, man. They are designed for you to feel like you are really a formula race car driver. Why? Because they're fast, man. 20 horsepower. They're not like those 6.5 or 9 horsepower little gas-operated dealies. These things are cool, man. You're going to love them. I urge you to get yourself down to K1 Speed in Carlsbad. This is their website. Write this down and go check it out.
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And, you know, they were terrible offensively last year. And to get somebody like Matt Holliday is huge. Yeah. Good for you. Making moves, baby. Where you at? Don't make any name. Where you at? Hey, hey, hey. You wait until this weekend. Check this out. Before we went to break, we were talking about how Ashley went to a UCLA game. And she's there with a few of her friends. All right? And they make friends with this older guy. He's like 79 years old. And he's telling Ash how he, and the other girls too, he's telling all of them how he lost his wife and that kind of thing. She was there. She was there. And so Ashley, right at the very end, says that the guy asks Ashley for her phone number. And so she's trying to be nice. She thinks, what harm is this little old guy? Gets her number, and she said yesterday he called her and left four messages. Oh, my. And the first message is like, hey, if you ever want to talk, that kind of thing, right? If you ever need some advice or want, you know, an ear to listen to. Yeah. Oh, yeah, that'll listen to that ear. Then the second message was like, hey, I know some young men that I can introduce you guys to because you're single. Mm-hmm.
And then the third message is, hey, listen, I haven't heard from you. I need to know if this is going to happen. Confirmation here, will you? And then we said that when we came back, we would hear what the fourth message that came in at 9 o'clock at night was about. Now he's just getting real blatant. He's like, I have a lot of money. Candy, I have money. I don't know what you're into. I got Jonas Brothers tickets. Miley Cyrus DVDs. She shows up. There's a big mousetrap in his front yard. He's like... Mousetrap. Is that what he said, Ash? He had Miley Cyrus. Yeah, that's exactly what he said. So, yeah, I've got bubble gum, whatever, lip gloss. I can get anything. I can get anything. Just give me some time. So what did the fourth message say, Ash? All right. So the last message he left me is about 4 p.m. this fourth message was at 9 p.m. I was already asleep. Yeah. And so he said, he was like, oh, hey. He was like, Ashley, you know, sorry to bother you again, but I just wanted to make sure that you knew that if you call my house, normally I, like, wait for the answering machine to go so I can see who it is and I screen it before I answer it. And sometimes I won't get to it in time. And so then...
you know, you're going to hang up and you're going to think I didn't want to talk to you. But that's not the case. It's just that I'm screening out your call to make sure I know who you are. And then, you know, if for some reason I don't pick up, then you can call back. Try to call back again or I'll call you back. Just leave a message so I know it's you. I just wanted to make sure you knew that that's what I do with my phone. Oh, boy. He sounds really nice. Yeah. Well, he gave her great instructions. Yes. No confusion. Yes. Let's see what the deal is. Yes. Well, what do you guys think about this? And what's everybody's take? What should be, and maybe there's somebody listening right now and you're going, oh, yeah, I've been through this before. 570-1053. Oh, yeah, I've experienced that where, you know, I thought I was being nice to this, you know, older guy and it turned into something kind of different. 570-1053. Texas 35253. What do you guys think? Eddie. Well, I think that, you know, she should ask her friends Pippet and Critter or whatever. Pippet and Christy. Christy's listening right now, actually. You should ask them, you know, if they're really interested in these Navy boys and then give, you know, the old dude their number or whatever. Right. You need to get out of this middle. Yeah.
Skye, what do you think? Well, see, I got this all worked out because I hate to talk on the phone. I hate to talk on the phone. So I rarely give anybody my number. But if I'm in a situation where it's like, oh, I'd kind of like to communicate with you, but I'm not so sure, email. Give them the email. Say, yeah, I don't really like talking on the phone. So the best way to get... You think this 79-year-old dude has email? See, that's what Christy did. Christy was like, let me get your email. Because he was trying, you know, she's good. Email. Now, did she do that after you or before you? It was before. You saw me do that before. Why didn't you follow suit? Because he caught me right when we were walking off the bus. And he goes, oh, let me grab your number so that I'm going to contact my Navy boys and so I can call you guys and let you know what they say. And we were walking off the bus and I just... Just gave it to him. Give him your business card. I don't have a business card. Seth has a business card. Oh, I do. I need to get on that. What the heck? Now that...
He has the number. What do you suggest? Seriously. I 100% agree with what Eddie's saying. Be like, yeah, I really appreciate that, but these girls are the ones that are interested, so you should really talk to them. I have nothing to do with any of this, and I'm moving to Jamaica. So I should call him back? I think that you need to call him back. Or I'm sure just pick up when he calls you later today, maybe in about 10 minutes. Make sure if you call back. Start to leave a message, then hang up and call back again. But I always think, you know, the honesty is the best policy. And what Eddie's saying is honest. You know, hey, listen, these girls, these girls, fella, you know, these girls are young. And I, well, wait a minute. Now, if these girls didn't give him. Their number, you can't give it to them either. Oh, I would never. Right, right, right. Yeah, that's what I said. You got to clear it with them. Yeah, yeah. If they really are interested. I already know that they're not going to want me to ever do that. Like, give him their numbers. I don't know that they would ever want that. Okay, I have an idea. I have an idea. My idea is that you say to him, Hey, listen.
I'm not really looking for a relationship. The other girls, you know, they're single and maybe they would. So I'll tell you what I'm going to do there, old man Tom. Sweet old man Tom. Sweet old man Tom. I am going to pass your number along to the girls. Perfect. Hang on. Hang on. This next part is the most important part. The next part is the most important part that he understands. In fact, if there's a way for you to very politely get him to. acknowledge this next part it's even better okay but you say yeah i'm going to give them uh uh your number and if they're interested comma yeah they will contact you yeah okay but if they don't contact you that means they are not That's the most important part. And you've got to get him to understand. You can't have him, once he starts to hear where you're going, go, because then he could later say, oh, I didn't understand. No, no, no. We must be 100% sure, old man, Tom, that when I give this number to the other gals, if they don't call you, which they're not, Tom, then that means that they're not interested.
You know what I mean? Because listen, the bottom line is, is that I think that you definitely, you should be nice with everybody. You should be nice with everybody. But that doesn't always mean going to this extent. And the reason is, is because, hey, listen, we don't know who we're dealing with here. We don't know what old man Tom's all about. You know what I mean? And so we have to, we got to be a little discerning with who we're giving out the information to. You know what I mean? There's one other option. What is that, Sean? Well, you could try calling him twice as much as he calls you. Oh, that's okay. If you do talk to him, just say tons of racist things. No, that is weird. That's just a bizarre piece of advice. That may get you out of it. T1 Dara, are you there? Yeah, I'm here. What do you think about this? You know what? I made the exact same mistake. You did? Yeah, I did. I just turned 18, and this guy that lived in my complex, he apparently knew my sister, and he mistaked me for her. So he was just talking to me, and he asked for my number, and I said, okay, whatever, because a lot of guys ask for my number, and they never really called, so I didn't care. Right. And so he called, and after that, he kept calling me.
He would, there is like times where he would follow me into my garage. Whoa. And how old was he? He was 26 and he had two kids. Oh, he was only 26? Yeah. Oh, well, I thought you were talking about like a, you know, 66 year old guy, but, uh, but still it's a creepy guy. That's making you uncomfortable. Yeah. He would actually watch. for me to pull into the complex and then call me and say, hey, I just saw you come in. You want to hang out? All right. Yeah. Jeff. Sorry. Jeff creeps me out. Thank you for the call. Hey, P1 Allie, you there? Yes, I'm here. What happened? I worked in a restaurant and there were these two brothers that were much older than me and they would come in regularly. And I got to know him pretty well, you know, from being in there a lot. How old are we talking? Probably, oh, I would say like maybe 30s, 40s, late 40s, somewhere around there. I don't know. How old were you? I was 17 when I started there. All right. And when I quit, I was 20. So I was young. Right. And the first brother, I'm not sure which one was older.
But the first brother, you know, he kind of would come in by himself and would ask me to go to the pancake or the hash house in Hillcrest. Yeah. And I was really nervous and was like, oh, you know, I'm really busy. I have a lot of school. And he was like, well, even on Saturdays. And I'm like, yes, on Saturday mornings. Yeah, at 7 a.m. I'm actually the busiest time for me. I have absolutely no free time. I have kids. Did you know that? No, I'm kidding. So that was kind of weird. And I just kind of brushed it off. You know, they're really nice. So, you know, I wasn't going to make a big deal out of it. Well, then the other brother later on started getting really close and would come in a lot and like, you know, ask questions or we would chat. And, you know, it's not like a serious chat, but like a casual. You come in, I acknowledge that you're a regular chat. Right. So I don't remember why I gave him my phone number. I'm not really sure. Oh, no. I know. And I totally learned from it. And it was really, it was actually kind of scary. Yeah. He would tell me so much that I literally thought he was following me because he would call and then he would call again and then he would call again. And I'm in my car thinking, oh, my God, is he behind me? You know? And he would call and say,
I'm going to Neiman Marcus to get a facial. You know, you should come. I'm going to go shopping. And it was kind of like, I'm not into a guy that goes to Neiman Marcus and gets a facial. I don't even do that. Yeah. Hey, thank you. Thank you. That is weird. That is weird. That is weird. Let's see. Maybe the old guy has Alzheimer's, forgot he called that many times. That's P1 Derek. That is a good explanation. It is not true because every time he called, he was like, sorry, I'm bugging you. Sorry, I'm calling you again. Sorry, I just called you back, but I just needed to know. I just wanted you to call me. I can't believe that you didn't call me. That one's out the window. Wow. Have you ever been through that? 570-1053. There was this old guy that used to call my wife Rachel, and she never corrected him. Oh, that's funny. He lived in the same complex that she lived in. And when they first met, she introduced herself as Rebecca. And from that moment on, he called her Rachel. And she was too timid to correct him and say, actually, it's Rebecca. So he called her Rachel forever. But what he didn't call her is at home four times a day. He didn't call her that.
570-1053 is the number. Our text number is 35253. It's Veterans Day today. And a little after, or about 7.50, so about 40 minutes from now, we're going to be playing Boston Rob out on the street asking people, what is Veterans Day? I can't wait. Do people know what Veterans Day is? This one says, Mikey, honesty is not always the best policy. This man is old and lonely. Don't break what's left of his heart. That's P1 Jesse. Well, listen, here's my thoughts on that. I think that it is not necessary to allow someone to call you four or five times or whatever. See, a mistake, I think a mistake might have been made in giving the number out in the first place. Now you've got to correct the mistake. I think you're right. And I just, that's what sucks is exactly what Pugh and Jesse just said was because honestly, like I talked to him all day. I felt so bad for him. His wife passed away literally six weeks ago and he has no friends. And that's why he was doing this like alumni game thing in the first place. And I just like, my heart just went out to him. And I really, really thought I was just doing the right thing and doing a nice thing.
Yeah, and I think that's great. And I think you could be nice with people and everything. I don't know that you got to like, okay, what about saying, well, let me give somebody that I don't know my address because I'm being a nice person. Yeah. You know, I mean, how far do you take it? Where do you draw the line? Drawing the line and deciding where you're going to take it is obviously a part of discerning which you should do. You got to figure out what you should do. You got questions about money? Why don't you call us? 570-1053. Why? Because George Chamberlain's coming into the studio. That's right. Our text number is 35253. Snowboarder, Sean White on the show today. And he's a local. Awesome! Dude's from Carlsbad. So we'll be doing that. What's Rap jukebox is coming up. And at 7.50 this morning, we're going to be playing audio of Boston Rob out on the street asking people about Veterans Day.
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Mikey's show's on. Rock 105.3. It is 720. The Obama daughters have been invited to make a cameo on Hannah Montana. Evan Longoria wins the AL Rookie of the Year award unanimously, and the Cubs' Giovanni Soto wins it in the NL. Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen. It's a Mikey show. And our phone number is 570-1053. Our text number is 35253. So give us a call. Georgie, where's Georgie? Where's Georgie Porgy? Georgie. Where is Georgie? Yeah, go grab Georgie. We had Boston Rob busy, so he's, what? I'm supposed to get him? George Chamberlain, as you know, is on NBC 739 Monday through Friday mornings from 6 to 9. You can see him at the top of the hour. And the cool thing about George is that he's able to break down money questions into a normal way.
I like that. I want to be able to ask questions about stuff to do with stocks and our money and how should we be using it right now. Even questions about fears that you might have. When is this thing going to turn around? What does it mean to me? What should I be doing? What if I have this kind of job? What if I have that kind of job? What should I be doing with it? So if you have a question for George Chamberlain, call us right now, 570-1053. That's our phone number. You can even text us a question at 35253. But, yeah, definitely give us a call and tell us what you would like to ask of George Chamberlain. George is here right now. Here he is. George. Here comes George. How are you, George? Good to have you back in here. Good to be back. How are you doing? Continuing to get constant comments about my participation in the show. Awesome. I did a couple of workshops yesterday for... the employees at Scripps Healthcare. And several of them mentioned to me that they love listening to this on the show. So glad to do it. Well, I have learned a lot with you being on. For sure.
I've learned a lot to the point where, you know, the advice that you gave to me, I was telling my brother about it. I said, listen, man, it's not as hard as you think to be able to buy stocks right now. It's kind of fire sell prices. This is as good as it's probably going to get for a long time. And the economy will recover at some point. And so you hold on to these things for a long time and you could probably do pretty good with them. So 570-1053, you got a question for our money guy, George Chamberlain. P1 Patrick, you there? Yes. What's your question, man? I would just like to know what's a ham pork barrel spending? Ham barrel spending, I think, is the best way to put it. Right. But what is pork barrel spending? You know, I don't know the origin of the term, but it is simply when an elected official, and it could be at any level, but we always think of it as the boys and girls back in D.C., are able to take a piece of legislation and then at the very last minute slip in a little provision that says, You know, we want we're going to send five million dollars to my district to to build a bridge or something like that. And, you know, five billion dollars here, five billion dollars there. Pretty soon you're talking about a lot of money. So they're able to do this. It is out of control. Despite all the verbiage, all the lip service that those jerks give us, they continue to to do this. And it's never going to change. Yeah. They get reelected.
George, are the stocks that I bought recently, are they taxed? In other words, if I decide I'm going to cash them in at some point, do they get taxed? Yeah, here's the deal. Taxes related to investing. If they throw off a dividend, if you get a dividend from them every quarter, that is a taxable event. Right now, the maximum tax that you would pay on that is 15%. If you sell the stock and you realize a gain, That also is a taxable event, and the maximum tax right now on that is 15%. Okay. That will likely change in 2010 because when these lower tax rates on dividends and capital gains were approved by Congress back in 2003, it had a sunset on it. It's set to end in 2010, and without an action by Congress to extend it, it will go back to the old tax treatment, which means it would be taxed as ordinary income. Oh, really? Yeah.
Which is, you know, for investors is not a good thing. Right, right, right. Okay. What do you think it'll be like when I want to cash it in 30 years from now? Man, that's impossible to know. I mean, that's impossible to know. Quite honestly, we're the only country on the face of this earth that taxes capital gains. Every other country says, we want people to invest. We want to encourage them to invest. Here in the United States, we say, go out, invest, make a lot of money, and then we're going to tax you. Right. Then we want our cut. That's right. That's right. Well, that sucks. Here's some more questions. P1 Becky, are you there? Yeah, good morning, guys. Becky is 23 years old. What's your question, Becky? I got ties older than that. I am currently investing 6% of my paycheck in my 401k. Great. And I wanted to know if I should be having that taxed now or should I wait and have it taxed later? Oh, you asked. Becky, that is one of my all-time favorite questions. I like 401k plans, and I participate in a 401k plan, but you definitely want to do it if your employer is matching any of your contribution, okay? Yeah, they match up to 6%. Bingo. There you go. Now, after that, I really would encourage you to switch over and use something called the Roth IRA. That's where your money goes into a retirement account. It's not taxed ever.
Ever. The growth on your money is never, ever taxed, and the income on your money is never, ever taxed. Unlike an IRA or a 401k plan, where the government encourages you to invest. Invest in this 401k, and we're going to give you a tax break right now. The money that you put in there will be pre-tax dollars, okay? So, you know, you put a couple... Then why didn't everybody do the other one? Well, because, first of all, if your employer matches, you don't ever want to turn down any free money. Free money, got it. The other thing is... When you put money into a 401k, you're doing it with pre-tax dollars. It's money that's not been taxed yet. So you get that benefit that your taxable income that year is reduced by the amount of money. So let's say you put $2,000 in. You're in the 30% bracket. That year you save $600. That $2,000, you leave it in there for 30, 40 years, 20, 30, 40 years. That $2,000 grows to $200,000. You take it out. It's going to be taxed now. As ordinary income, 30%, 40%, let's say, your tax bill is $80,000. You save $600, you've got to pay $80,000. Wow. There was a study done, a big university study, called the Cruel Hoax of Tax Deferral. I agree with it 100%. Save your money tax-free if you possibly can. But again, never pass up the free money from your boss.
Okay, thank you. Hey, this is a great question from P1 Turbocharger. Are you there? Yes, I'm here. Go ahead. Hey, a long-time listener, first-time caller. Hey, George, I got a question. I have a lot of debt through credit cards over the past, you know, 10 years. And I heard, I did hear you guys talking, you know, over the last two, three weeks about Springboard. Sure. But I want to know about Freedom Debt Belief. I did look them up, and I found out that they said it's a way of not filing bankruptcy, and they take up to 70% of your unsecured debt that you have, but they have no fees, and they charge 15% after they approve, you know, they take their credit card debt away. But it's not a bankruptcy. Can you... Give me more information. Is this a good idea? Well, it's weird. It's weird. You just said they have no fees, but then they charge you 15%. That's gouging. It's after they settle all your debt. So what? They consult it into one payment type thing, and they charge 15% as a fee. Okay. Hold on. Springboard will do that for you for nothing. Okay. What did they get out of it for doing that? They get paid.
They get paid by the credit card companies. Okay. They get paid. They're structured as a nonprofit. When I say they will charge you nothing, there may be a 20, somewhere between $20 and $50 setup fee. Yeah, Rob said it's $50. Is it $50 now? Yeah. Okay, so you do pay a smaller fee, certainly not 15%. If you owe $10,000 in debt and it's 15%, that's $1,500. And the job of Springboard is for people that have racked up all this debt, they take all of the different things that you I owe Sears. I owe JCPenney this. I owe this person this. I owe this person that. They take it all and they give you a loan to pay it all off. No. And then you owe them? No, no, no, no, no, not at all. What they do is they sit down with, they have a relationship with all the creditors, okay? And they go, here's what we're going to do. Here's the deal. Here's this person's situation. It's done on a case-by-case situation. What we're going to do is restructure the debt. We're not going to forgive any debt. No credit card company is going to lose money on this deal. They're going to restructure the debt. They're going to change the interest rate structure on it and the payment structure on it so that you can pay off something that would ordinarily take you 20 years plus to pay off in about four years. Oh, wow. And again, they get paid by the credit card companies for providing this. The credit card company comes out a winner on this because it...
Let's say your option is then to file for bankruptcy. You file for bankruptcy, the credit card company gets nada. They get nothing. So this way they come out of it. They get paid. The consumer gets a benefit from this, avoids bankruptcy. It's a win-win for everybody. There you go. Hey, man. Well, Freedom actually said that they would actually eliminate half of my debt, and then they would consolidate it into one payment, and I'd have to pay it off within 18 months. Well, because couldn't half your debt come from these high interest rates? Yeah, it's the interest. So isn't it kind of the same thing? Listen, I'm not going to tell you not to do it. If you're sold on this program, go ahead and do it, man. I'm not going to tell you not to do it. I check with the Better Business Bureau, see if they've had any complaints against them, which, you know, I don't know if they have or not. I don't know them. I've never heard of them before, so I don't know. Okay, okay. But I know $1,500 is a lot of money to pay. Yeah. There you go, bro. Good luck to you, man. Appreciate it. P1 Rob, you there? Yeah, I'm here. Go ahead. Yeah, George. His father-in-law has really bad credit. He's got a foreclosure, a couple repos. And as of recent, my wife told me that he's going into this program where he pays this guy like $650 a month, and he's apparently removing all the negative items from his credit report. Have you heard of this? I hear about this stuff all the time, and you're just asking for trouble.
And I have sympathy with people who are in such deep debt and are in so much pain that they will reach out and grasp things like this. And it's just asking for big trouble. I just would say be careful. Again, go to the Better Business Bureau. They're getting a lot of complaints from these kinds of companies that promise this big stuff. Get the $650 up front and they're gone. They're just gone after that. So be really, really careful about this stuff. Watch out for the people that one of the big scams now. What they'll do is they'll go out and get you a new social security card number. Oh, my gosh. Whoa. What? That's the big scam. I've never even heard of that. And what they do then is you sort of become a new person. That sounds bad. Oh, it's really bad. It's really bad. That's crazy. That's not good. Hey, thanks for the call, man. I appreciate it, Rob. We have George Chamberlain in the studio. George does television every morning from the radio station. They film them. I know, it's so strange. I don't know how they do that. It's so weird. NBC739, you can see him at the top of the hour in the morning, and he answers all the questions about money. Where's the Dow Jones? Are we good? Are we bad? What's going on?
We can't get any traction in here. We kind of just keep sliding in place. We haven't gone down to the old lows, but every time we try to run in here, get a little momentum going, it kind of slips back a little bit. So everybody's still nervous about this. I think people thought with the election behind us, we might be able to move on. That hasn't happened yet. I think it's going to. I really do think it's going to. The housing thing still has a lot of people under stress right now. But again, there's a lot of evidence that that's coming through. Is it going to help when Obama is actually sworn in and is our president and we're not sort of in this lame duck period? What's going to help is when we know what he wants to do, when he lays out a plan. That's what we're all waiting for. And we're hoping that it's going to be a plan that will be positive and will have some... I don't think anybody expects anything to be done immediately. But let's just give us a plan. Show us what you want to do. Obviously, I think the foreclosure thing is going to be at the top of his agenda. And so I want to see what he's going to talk about there. The banking situation, all of this stuff has to be dealt with. But until we know what's up his sleeve, what he wants to do.
It's going to be hard for the markets to get too enthusiastic. I think everybody out there really wants this thing to come together. I've already laid out a plan. I want to buy everyone a house. Oh, well, thank you. Then I'm in. I'm going to take people that are living in a house right now and ask them to leave. And then I'm going to take everybody that doesn't have a house and ask them to move in. I don't like this. So if you don't have a house, what we're going to do is we're going to have a new plan called the To the Left plan. Operation Beyonce. The way that this works is you take your neighbor's house to the left. So they move out and you move in. And then we just follow it one time. To the left. Everybody move out of their house and move to the house to the left. Don't you touch that. You know that's my stuff. This is a Beyonce song. 570-1053 is our phone number. And our text number is 35253. Sky, did you have a question for George? Yeah, I was wondering, you know, you were talking about the Dow Jones and everything. And the thing we heard this morning was that Obama was talking to Bush yesterday about wanting to bail out the auto companies now. Is this a good thing or a bad thing? Wow. It's a tough thing. I mean, it's a slippery slope, as they like to say. Okay, we bailed out the banks. Now we're looking to bail out the car companies.
What's next? What's next? What about the little guy? That's right. Yeah. And, you know, retailers are in trouble. We're seeing, you know, Mervin shutting down. You know, we circuit cities, closing stores, going into bankruptcy. So where do you step up? When do you say, OK, let's let some companies fail? I mean, it's you know, you don't want to see an institution like the auto industry go down. Maybe, I hate to say this, but maybe they need to. I mean, there's always going to be cars available. There's lots of other car companies out there. So what do you do? And, you know, we're ready to write them a check for $25 billion. You know what they're going to do when they get that check? They're going to turn it over. They're going to endorse the back of it and hand it over to the unions. Because that's what they need to settle all the health care obligations for the unions. They need about $25 billion. So that's what the taxpayers are going to do. Crazy stuff, guys. Thank you, George. I appreciate it. You bet. George Chamberlain is great, man. He comes in here and he breaks down the money issues with us on Tuesdays. Awesome. It's awesome. Right? Our phone number is 570-1053. Our text number is 35253. Don't go away. This morning, as a matter of fact, I tell you what, why don't we do this when we come back? We're going to take a quick time out.
When we come back, Boston Rob went out yesterday, and he was asking people all about Veterans Day. Because we wanted to know, today's Veterans Day. Do people even know what Veterans Day is? Do people even know? So he was out there asking people, and this guy calls 911 on it. Max, don't go anywhere. What's a P1? Someone that turns down their radio, they get to the point, they don't catch, and they listen to the Mikey Show exclusively. That is correct. The P1 Army. Mikey Show. I gotta tell you, Jen, this is a pretty cool online game. What's this website? WhoDoYouWantToBe.com. Check it out. You can win a 42-inch flat screen TV when you play. Not really. Well, sure you can. Look, you can win a Nintendo Wii, even a $5,000 electronic shopping spree. I don't think so. But it says so right here. Renee, I can't win any of that stuff. Why? Because you won't give me a turn. Oh, just one more game. Play today and win big. Check out WhoDoYouWantToBe.com. Sponsored by the state of California.
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and go out and get a win at Pittsburgh. It's going to be a tough environment. It's one of the toughest places to play in football, and there's no better way to show what we want as a team and what direction we're going to head in in order to go for the future. There you go. Sean Merriman joins us every Monday morning on The Mikey Show. Back to The Mikey Show on The Rock. It's The Mikey Show. It is 741. The city council voted last night and approved a water conservation measure for San Diego. Veteran quarterback Ty Law signs a one-year deal with the Jets. He should play Thursday against his old team, New England. Welcome back to the show, ladies and gentlemen. In just a little bit, we're going to be playing you the audio of Boston Rob. In this break, before this break is over, we will play you the audio of Boston Rob out and about yesterday. He was out asking people, what is Veterans Day? And so we just wanted to see what people would say. Sarah Palin is doing a very big interview. She's making the rounds, isn't she? Yeah, yeah, she is. And there's like this big interview that she's supposed to do with Matt Lauer. And so what is this interview all about? And it's today. Everybody's talking about it today. It's in the papers and everything.
All right, Meredith, thank you very much. It was one week ago today that Americans went to the polls to elect a new president and vice president. And in fairly overwhelming fashion, they chose Barack Obama and Joe Biden over John McCain and Sarah Palin. I began my interview with Governor Sarah Palin by asking her if she was surprised by the margin of the Obama victory. You know, it did. I thought that it would be closer, but then taking a step back and being able to consider why it was that the margin was as great as it was, it makes sense. We didn't get the Hispanic vote, and that was very... There's a lot of them. Yeah. Let's be honest, in San Diego, there's a lot. Let the illegals vote. Yeah. Just let them. And I heard that there's a disc jockey, Eve. There's so many of them. This is how many of them there are. I heard there's a DJ in the morning that spins records that's Hispanic.
Wow. He even speaks English. That's right. Oh, my. And when you consider that we were outspent so tremendously, it makes sense there also that perhaps the margin was going to be larger than we anticipated. And then just that anti-incumbency sentiment, really, that was spread across the land and our ticket representing the incumbency, it's really not so much a surprise. That was from her word of the day calendar she learned. Yes. You use a lot. You'll hear it. You know, she started when she first started. I thought she was a lot better. They're polishing her up too much. Like this sounds a little too. She's not speaking from the heart like she used to. She should have just said, hey, listen, they really made it seem like a bad thing. You know, the whole Bush thing. Bush ruined it for us. Yeah. She could have said that. that the margin was as great as it was. One thing you didn't mention in that laundry list was you didn't talk about the strength of Senator Obama. I mean, it turned out that he was a remarkable candidate in his times. He did a great job in articulating his ability to usher in change, the change that American voters certainly have been seeking. And perhaps... Well, he used that word in...
That word was his whole campaign was the word change. And so, yeah, he sure did. He did a great job. We should have done that. We should have had a word. Yeah. Like, you know, like a word like, we're not President Bush. Or something like from the Reagan era, like tubular. Yeah. That was one of our one word slogans that we went through. They didn't like it. Here's another list of words. Oh, there we go. I have it in my pocketbook. My pocketbook. Here's some of the words that we were going to use as slogans. We promise we won't do what Bush did. That's a word we considered. There's another word we considered. Please freaking vote for us. It's one of the words that we eventually tossed that one out.
And then finally, one of the words that we were considering was, no, seriously, we're not President Bush. None of those words worked, though. And our ticket represented too much of the status quo because, you know, we've got the R by our name, by our ticket. When did you know it wasn't going to go well for you? Election night. When I signed up. Yeah. Right up through election night? Absolutely. I had great faith that, you know, perhaps when that voter entered that voting booth and closed that curtain, that what would kick in for them was perhaps a bold step that would have to be taken in casting the vote for us. But having to put a lot of faith in that commitment that we tried to articulate, that we were the true change that would progress this nation. So, again, the margin was pretty surprising to me. There is this feeling, and some of this comes from leaks and other just perception, people getting a gut, that there was increasing tension between you and Senator McCain in the final stretch of this campaign. Tell me what the relationship was like.
We have a great relationship. What was the face saying to you, Sky? As soon as the question started, this smile started to creep on her face. Like, I know what's going on here. I see what you're doing, Matt. Yeah, whatever she's about to say, I don't believe. FYI. Look at his face. Sky. What? Let me ask you. Yes. Let me ask you. Yeah. Sky's the best. Let me ask you. Vote for Sky. I know that this is a crazy, crazy thought. In fact, just to say it is so ridiculous. But I'm just going to throw this piece of lunacy out there. If for no other reason that sometimes it's just fun to discuss crazy things. You know how sometimes people...
You know how sometimes people be like, what if we had seven eyes? And it's totally crazy, but you're like, okay, what would that be like? And you're like, hey, what if I had wings that I could fly? I'd like that. Let's discuss something that's just crazy. What if she didn't actually hate McCain at the end? I know it's too much. I know it's too much. I don't think she hated McCain. What if they actually got along? No, I don't think she hated McCain. I think the McCain campaign was getting upset with her at the end. Oh, totally. Oh, totally. She's acknowledged that. In fact, she says... Well, he's just asking her right now, and I don't think that's what she's about to say. That's not what he asked. He asked her, was there tension between you and McCain? Okay, yeah, I believe that. I don't think there was tension between her and McCain. I think there was tension between her and McCain's people, which sucks. I mean, they flat out leaked.
They flat out were leaking stuff and saying, I don't want to say who I am, but here's what. Well, and, you know, the stories that I was reading was, you know, the fact when she was campaigning, she was going off script and she was, you know, she was told you need to follow these scripts and she was going off script. And I don't think McCain appreciated that. I don't think it was my opinion. And I don't think that there was a McCain issue. I think there was a McCain's people issue. And let me tell you. I think McCain had the goofiest bunch of people I've ever seen in my life. Definitely. But I think McCain became those people. Like, when we talked to McCain a couple years ago, whenever it was, McCain, to me, was a different guy back then. It was last year. We talked about him at the end of 2007. Once this campaign started, he changed. He turned into the Republican machine. And I think he could have actually won being that guy from a year ago. But being the guy that he was in this campaign, no, he became the machine. That's my opinion. I think his people. were dopey missed opportunities to me it seemed like his people were old yeah i believe he became those people i believe him and those people are one in the same now well i think that once you get into like into a situation like that where it's uh like a pressure cooker situation you almost can't you can't see outside yourself and you can't see outside of your circle of people and so yeah i mean he probably was greatly influenced by them all
Well, I think that's what you're supposed to do. That's their job. No, absolutely. You tell me how to do this. What do I say? What do I do? I mean, hey, listen, Obama. They ruined it for him. Obama had people, too. And they were telling him what to do. And he was doing it. Only difference is they were real good. They were young. They were hip. They got it. And whoever McCain's people were, they didn't get it. They were like too buttoned up. And what happened happened. The first time that I met him last year, he and his wife, I just have been great admirers of them, of their family, of all that Senator McKean has accomplished. Never once was there any inkling of tension between the two of us. Perhaps within the campaign, there were campaign staffers who... Well, describe that for me. Who was butting heads? You know, I don't even know that inside baseball stuff regarding the way a campaign works on that level. I certainly didn't get bogged down in any of the. What is she talking about?
Baseball? I think she's kind of saying what we were just discussing, that it wasn't her and McCain. It was people within the campaign that were causing tension. What is the reference to inside baseball? Why were they playing baseball inside? You're never supposed to play baseball inside the house. There's dome stadiums. Yeah, no ball inside the house. But when she said that to me, it sounded like inside baseball is a reference to... Some publication or online rumor. I thought she meant just what goes on inside the campaign that people don't get to see, that the public doesn't see. Politics inside there. Let's change gears for a second. We'll go back. Okay. But I want to know what Boston Rob was asking people yesterday. No. I want to know if he ended up in a slammer. That's right. Boston Rob goes out on the street yesterday. He's our man on the street. Oh, man. Oh. Wow. And he was asking people. Wow. Exactly what Veterans Day meant. Now we're going to save the best for last. Oh, yeah. We're going to save the best for last. And I need to start going out in like a suit with a suitcase and like a nice tie. So people don't like a lot of people don't believe. And our recorder looks like a taser. Yeah, it does.
Dude, it does. Like, when I start to approach people. Let me ask, when you do it, does it have a handle on it? Does it have a handle on it, the recorder? No, it looks like a stun gun. Does it? Let me ask you. Like a strap? No, no, no. Does it have a long handle that you hold on to and hold it up to somebody? No. Yeah, because it came with one. You could screw that onto the bottom of it, and it won't look cool. Quite as much like a teaser. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you have the box for it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got everything that was in the box. Inside the box, there's the long thing. It looks like a stick. Because I got the same one, and you can screw it onto the bottom, and it'll make it a little fun, Mike. Yeah, I know. Then people will know they're being interviewed. Stop calling 911 on you. Exactly. Okay, now we got... We got veteran two and veteran three. Which one is the young guy? Which one is the old guy? The first one right up there, veteran two. That is the older gentleman. Got it. So I'm going to play this one. This is Boston Rob talking to a young guy asking. Old. Old guy. I'm going to play the other one first. Follow me here. I know what I'm doing. This is a young guy. Boston Rob is asking about Veterans Day. What is Veterans Day to you? No school and.
I don't know, a bunch of lazy, just chilling out, just hanging out. So you get the day off for Veterans Day? Unfortunately, actually I do, yeah, out of school, which is good. If you could create a new holiday, if you could put something on the calendar, what would you create? I would create a holiday dedicated to the classic ham, and it would be a holiday for glazed... Ham lovers. Wow, I wasn't expecting that. How random is that? I'm in PB and this guy is a huge ham fan. As you can see, Boston Rob is now being recognized by our audience. She's so irritated. He should be able to talk to P1s out on the street. They don't wear like a badge. How am I supposed to say that? He's just asking questions. That is awesome. Veterans Day to you, what does it mean? What it means to me is, besides a day off, is... How old is this gentleman? I'm going to say 61. Yeah? Yeah. Not 60. Yes, not 60. In his 60s. I would say 62, born in the month of March, which makes...
62.4 years old. My shipmates and those like us have done what they did. This guy is a veteran. Oh, yeah. He is a veteran. Yeah, yeah, yeah. To keep this country safe. Good for you. What is the meaning of the 11-11? What is the meaning of what? 11-11. 11-11. The date. Today's date. Veterans Day. What is the meaning of that to you, sir? Well, that's the 11th day, 11th hour. 11th month. That's when World War I ended. Hopefully... The end of the horrible... Robbie, your radio and your car was on at the time. We were just cruising around. He was asking me for Ashley's number. I was like, I'll just drive by your house. I love it. World War. Oh, that's awesome. There would be no more. Unfortunately, it didn't work that way.
There it is. There it is. Okay, so are you ready? You ready? No, I got to strap in. Yeah. I said, let's just get rid of all the other stuff. I just want to hear this. This guy got a little upset with Rob, all right? A little upset? Yeah. And listen to the interview because at first it's very fun and he can kind of tell that, you know, I'm being light hearted. There's a turn. And there is this turn where it goes from, okay, this was an interview to, Where are the cameras? What is this about? Who really are you? Even if you're not familiar with Boston, Rob, one look at him asking you if you'd like to do an interview. One look at a guy with the word Boston tattooed on his throat. One look at him tells you. This is going to be some sheenance. So you don't look at Rob and think CNN? I do not. Okay. I do not. Not to you. Maybe MSNBC. Thank you. Let's usually use the word maybe. Come on. Here we go. So I can put this on the radio, right? Right. No camera, right? No camera. Okay. So yes to you can record me. Right.
But no cameras. No cameras. He hasn't had makeup done yet or anything like that. Honestly, does anybody have any guesses on that one? Like, yeah, you can interview me, but not with, like, you can interview my voice, but not my, does anybody have any thoughts on that? Yeah, you're not done up. You kind of just left the house at noon and, you know. There could be stuff going on with that guy, you know, where he doesn't want his face out there. Well, that's what, like, if. If I didn't know that this guy ended up calling 911, I would have assumed he's some sort of, like, criminal. Like, he's, like, hiding from something. Like, he wants to avoid any entanglements with Interpol or, you know. Okay, wait a second. Any entanglements with Interpol. Thank you very much. I'm lost. Is that a banana check term? It is. It actually is. Do you know what Veterans Day is? I believe so. What's Veterans Day? It's a day to celebrate and pay tribute to the service of the people who defend the country. That's better than I could have done it. That's like a Wikipedia explanation of it. Do you get the day off for Veterans Day? What do you do for work? Well, I'm unemployed at this moment, but I...
I can't remember if the last employment, if they observed veteran days. I think they did, but I'm not quite sure. I'll tell you what. Now, so far, by the way, so far, you had no issues. It's been pretty good. I think you're going great. Hey, listen. We're getting along swimmingly. It's great. Let's go have a Slurpee. Good interview. Practically roommates. Good content. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. No problem. Petron's Day is a real holiday. It ain't like Columbus Day, right? Columbus Day ain't really a holiday. He didn't even discover America. He was like, he discovered like the Spice Islands or something, you know? Okay. What about that later? Okay. Okay. Now. I don't know about you. I don't know about you. Hey, lappy guy. I see what you're doing. Hey, lappy guy. Spicy. Spice Island. You can watch for Interpol, do you? Yes. Stop saying that. Labor Day, we give women, what, a bunch of broads got together and decided to, you know, have a day because they give labor to our kids. I don't think... No, that's not accurate. That's not really what Labor Day is. Yeah, Wikipedia. No, we didn't, actually. They deserve a day for it. What about you?
I stopped following you because you told me this interview was about only Veterans Day. Now you're talking about Labor Day. I just suspect that this is some sort of a joke. I might be on YouTube or something. I'm home now. YouTube? No, it is not YouTube. The guy you're talking to is clearly a joke. There's no doubt about it. We're talking about the Spice Islands and Labor Day. At this point, I think I might be with him calling 911. What I'm doing is comparing. Veterans Day is actually a real holiday. We should get the day off of that. We should be able to take the day to observe. And I don't think Labor Day is a real holiday. You know? Labor Day should be a holiday. If it's not. But it was just a bunch of money. Oh my gosh. This is getting awkward. Yes. This is getting awkward. I feel tension building. Here is what the two souls speaking to each other are trying to say to one another. One soul is saying, leave me alone. I get it. Yes. And the other is saying,
We're going to have some fun. I'm going to keep going. Yeah. I give them birth and they get a whole day for it. No, Labor Day is not about women giving birth. Now you are really something. Labor Day is for employed people. What are you talking about? I thought, you know, like when women go into labor, they got a day for it. That is not the labor we're talking about. You obviously don't know what you're talking about. So, where are we going with this? That's a good question. Hey, listen. I don't know this gentleman's name, but I ask Rob that all the time. I want to know that from Rob all the time. Where are we going with this? Taping this on camera. I hope not, because that would be unto my knowledge. Are you? Unto my knowledge. He's very professional. It's pretty striking to me who's more articulate, the foreign guy? The guy that was born and raised in America. With someone taping this on camera. No. Are you? No, but I'm just going to call the police right now and find out what is it that you're doing right here. All right. Rob's reaction.
Best reaction ever. Best reaction ever. First picnic. Let me give you the number. You're going to want to ask for John. Oh, no, no. He's off today. Sergeant McKidd. He knows what's up. This is great. So he's calling? He's on his cell. You're really calling the police? 911? Yeah. There's somebody here who's saying he wants to do an interview with me. And I think it's a scam. I wonder if the police officer could see what's going on because I would like... I want to know so badly what they're saying. Yeah, that's where you hear he gets cut off. Yeah, because he just got cut off. The person is saying something to him now. Because I think he's calling the cops. I think he is escaped convict.
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there's some benches where we're at walks away and sits down and i see him still on his phone so i'm like all right that's weird you know like i wonder if he's gonna call 911 back right because you know he got denied on that first one and i i know it in my head but i think he's you know trying to play it like i'm gonna sit here and wait for the cops right so i kind of go to the other end of where i'm at and maybe there's 50 feet in between us and there's I think he kind of recognizes who I am, you know, because he's like, hey, what's up, man? What are you doing out here? And he's like... And he's got that look. Yeah, he's like, do you work for a show here? And I'm like, yeah, yeah. And I was like, do you think I could... Man, I see your neck. Yes. Actually, that's... Well, he kind of looked down at first to look under the chin, you know? Right. He's taller than you. I thought that's what he was looking at. Everybody. Hey, little guy. Where's your mommy? It was actually a toddler. Hold on. That is untrue and unfair. I'm much taller than a toddler. I don't know about that. Smaller than a preemie. Go ahead. I'm not paying attention to the guy that called the cops or whatever. Kind of put it out of my head. And I asked this guy if I can interview him.
not realizing that other man had followed me over there, hears me ask this other guy if I can interview him, and jumps in between us and goes, no, no. Get out of here. Come on. He is running the scams. He put you on the YouTube. He's running scams. The police are on their way. The cops are already, I have already alerted the police, and they are coming down here. That's awesome. This guy is like, okay. And I was like, hey, man, come over here. Let's walk away from him. Right. I don't want anyone. Don't talk to him. Don't do it. I'm telling you. He is part of the CBI. I know your funny face. Where's Ashton? Sorry, I asked the other guy. You popped me. I asked the other guy, I go, hey, let's step away from him. I just finished interviewing him. Whatever. And now this guy's got a look of alert. Like, he called the cops? Like, what are you talking about? I go, yeah, I'm going to stick around to see if they actually show up. But he called 911 in the last interview. I go, can I interview you? He's a YouTube terrorist. He's a YouTube terrorist. So we start to walk a few more feet away.
And this guy follows me again. That's great. And now I'm like, I'm starting to freak out in my head. Well, Rob's kind of a hothead. A little bit. And I notice the dude had, you know, had his phone in his hand the whole time. And I thought he was ready to dial 911 again. I didn't realize he's taking pictures of me now. He's following me around and I keep turning my back to him because I'm trying to talk to this other guy. And I'm like, you know, like if I ignore him, maybe he'll disappear. Right. And I keep turning my back and he keeps getting in front of me and holding back on me. He goes, I'm going to get a picture of your face and I'm going to alert the police. America's most wanted. Turning it over to Interpol. Yeah, that's right. All right? No more. Last one. Enough. Enough. So this guy. So at first, smile for me now, sugar. Come on. Yeah. Come on. Give me a smile now. Come on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was trying to block him. Look at you on the YouTube. How do you like it? What's his reference day? Yeah. You give birth. Hey, Bernard.
That table's on you. Yeah, no longer so funny, huh? Oh, my God. That's awesome. So he's got about six, you know, pictures of my back and a couple pictures of my face. Because eventually I turned around and I was like, what, are you going to text 911? Can you do that? That's awesome. So he got a few pictures of me and then he waited it out. I think he knew that the cops weren't going to come, but wanted to put up that bluff, you know, like they're on their way. Right. Any minute. So I literally waited it out with him after I stopped interviewing people. And I sat on the other side of the benches a good 50 feet away and just waited there. I wanted the cops to come. And then I was going to interview them. That's fantastic. You're a clown. That is a good. By the way, we're going to be doing this stuff. Every week we're going to be sending Rob out to do Man on the Street stuff. If only he were to get 911 called on him every single time. I wish we could get the audio from the 911 operator. Oh, that'd be great. A couple of things we've got to tell you about. First of all, the Mikey Show is now podcasting the entire show. Oh, yeah. Your friends didn't hear this, Jim. Oh, please.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. In fact, this is worthy of a blast. Like, this is worthy of a blast. Like, blast people and let them and say, go to MikeyShow.com to hear B-Rob getting 911 called on him. Umama. Umama. Umama. Umama. Umama. Umama. Umama. Umama. We now podcast the entire show. You don't just get one or two Mikey Show bits. You get the whole show now. Thank you. And you can find it at MikeyShow.com. So I want to let people know that. Also, we have something called P1 Answering Machine. 858-715-1923. 858-715-1923. In about three minutes, we're going to be listening to more of the audio from the Sarah Palin interview that's making news today. She's talking to everybody, but she talked to Matt Lauer. You know, he's going to go after her. Oh, yeah. And he's going to dig in there. He's a dem, so you know he's going to want some Republican blood all over his hands. Yeah. To bathe in it. That's right. P1 Kirsten, are you there? Yeah. What did you want to ask? Oh, I didn't really want to ask anything. I just told Boston Rob I was going to call in this morning and let everybody know how extremely funny that guy was. Oh, yeah, yeah.
This was one of the ladies that was around when this whole thing. Oh, really? An eyewitness. An eyewitness. How great was this guy? Oh, my gosh. He was really crazy. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hang on a second. I want to keep you on the line, Kirsten, but I'm going to connect you also with Sarah from the front desk. She's on the line and says that this guy came into the station yesterday. What? Are you there? Sarah, you there? Yes, I'm here. Can you hear me? Yeah, yeah, I can hear you now. So this guy came into the station too? Yeah, so thank you, Rob. I have this crazy guy come in for like 20 minutes yesterday, and I didn't even know what he was talking about at birth. He gives me, I have this little sign that says, please have ID when you come to pick up your prizes. So he has me like this passport, and I'm like, can I help you? And he was like...
He's like, you sent someone to interview me, and I need to know who. And I'm like, excuse me? And he's like, you sent someone to 7-Eleven, and he interviewed me. I don't want to be on YouTube. And I'm like, what station? I'm like, I have seven stations here. What station? He's like, I don't know. Guy with tattoos. Guy with tattoos. Oh, you're like, oh, Rock 105. Boston Rob. And I thought it might be Zeph. And I'm like, well, Zeph isn't wearing a pink shirt. And I'm like, maybe he's out there with Rob. So I'm like, okay, I'm like, I'm like, did he, I'm like, was he interviewing you? Did he ask you a question? Wait, wait, wait, wait, pause a second. Rob was wearing a pink shirt? Is that what he said? Wait, wait, what? He said, tattoo, pink shirt, man. And I'm like. Oh, what are you doing in your spare time? It wasn't pink, it was salmon. All right. Oh, that's awesome. Hey, Kirsten, are you there too? I'm here. Okay, so what did you observe of this guy? Well, I didn't really see the whole thing. I was in the car with my daughter, and my husband came over, and he was like, hey, there's this guy over here calling the cops on Boston Rob. I'm like, what? That's fantastic. I walked over there, and the guy had come back in his car and was like, I really appreciate you. Don't put me.
On your radio. I don't want anybody to hear me. And, like, got all weird. And then got in his car and left. And then we talked to Boston Rock for a little bit. And then we left. And the guy came back again. What? After me and my husband were standing there. And he says, where'd he go? I'm like, he left already, dude. Yeah. Are you YouTube Commandant as well? I know who you are. Did he come in, Sarah, and say, these are my identification papers? I will not take this Gestapo tactic. You cannot pull this on me. I am here freely of my country, all right? I have sovereignty in this country. You cannot touch me, YouTuber. Sarah Palin's law. That's right. She passed this, you know. Okay. That's fantastic. You cannot. You YouTube Nazis cannot arrest me. You cannot do this. I don't care who you are. Diplomatic immunity. Sarah, thank you very much. Of course. And thank you, Kirsten. We appreciate you calling in. You're welcome. Have a good day. Have a good one.
I'm going to go on. Used to be when we sent Boston Rob out on the streets, he wasn't recognized. Now, hey, honey, Boston Rob's getting arrested. Again. That's fantastic. It's the Mikey Show. Text us if you want to. 35253 is our text number. And don't go away. When we come back, wuss, rap, jukebox. Call us right now, 570-1053. Call us right now, 570-1053. Sean White is also coming on the show as well. They ought to be. 570-1053 is the phone number. Sean White is going to be on the show with us next. Don't go anywhere. Mikey Show. Wow. If he says one more cool thing, he's in. This is The Rock. Hey, everybody. Meet a real Fox superfan. Amanda from Tewksbury, Massachusetts. Here to tell you about Fox Tuesday. Thanks, Fox guys. First, it's an all-new house. And now that House and Cuddy have kissed, things are getting awkward. What are you going to do? For the rest of my life.
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Now back to the Mikey Show featuring Mikey. I'm a strange guy. Strange person. Eddie. We don't care. We love it. Poison men rule sky. If I ever have a work-related nightmare, I am always a waitress. Sean. Obviously, time today. Boston Robb. It takes a lot of thought to look for this poor. And Ashley. Am I having scrutiny on me? No, just on Rock 105.3. It's a Mikey Show. It is 836. A big thank you today to all the veterans out there. It's Veterans Day, so all federal, state, and county offices will be closed. Padres withdraw their contract offer for Trevor Hoffman, likely ending his 16-year career with the pods. We're going to have Sean White on the show here coming up in just a second. The flying tomato. That's right. Sean White is actually from San Diego. He's an Olympic snowboarder and knows how to do it up. You know what I'm saying?
Big time. I want to ask him how long. How long he's been doing that. Probably forever. When you're that good. He's now doing both snowboarding and skateboarding. Really? He won a gold at the X Games in skateboarding. Shut up. That's crazy. We got him on the line. Sean, how are you, man? I'm good. How are you? I'm good. It's good to have you on the line. And you are a local dude. You're a Carlsbad guy. Yes, I am. So how does a local Carlsbad guy end up as a gold medalist doing snowboarding? I mean, how does that happen? He becomes a madman. That's right. I love it. I don't know, man. I don't know. I would just cruise up to, like, Snow Summit on the weekends, and I'd just, you know, ride my heart out pretty much. And I don't know. It was one of those things where, you know, when you don't get to go to the snow too often, you're so excited when you get there. I just, like, cram weeks of riding.
you know, two days. And how old were you when you first started doing it? I was six. Six years old. And I ended up sponsored at seven. Come on. It all kind of went pretty fast. So how, I guess the first time your parents put you on a set of skis or whatever, was it a snowboard that you were riding when you were six years old? Well, I had started skiing at four, right? And so my... My parents, you know, there's a couple of reasons. Like, I obviously wanted to snow her because it became popular. My older brother started doing it. I'm like, God, I got to do what he does. You know what I mean? Right. And so my parents are like, all right, we'll let him do it because I was just like a terror on skis. I wasn't allowed poles because I was kind of this monster child. I'd hit people with the poles. So they're like, if we take him off skis, he'll just be falling all over the place on the board so we can keep up with him. Right. Yeah, that didn't really. He has 42 professional wins. He is the most successful snowboarder in the history of the sport. Wow. He's an Olympic gold medalist. Seven winter X game gold medals. And the first athlete to win gold medals in the winter and summer X games in unique disciplines.
So I'm guessing. You forgot incredibly handsome. No, yeah. He's us. I mean, he... Yeah. We forgot super hot. Oh, my mom. Oh, my mom. Are you over the nickname the Flying Tomato? Are you done with it? Pretty much. I mean, I haven't heard it too often. You can't do it. You can't do it. I've had a bunch of different ones. Yeah. What else have you had besides the Flying Tomato? Somebody kept calling me the animal because of that Muppet. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Animal the Muppet drummer. Yeah. I thought Animal was pretty rugged. Yeah, for sure. Better than a flying tomato. That's a solid name. How old a guy are you, Sean? I'm 22. Oh, my gosh. Wow. I had my big 22nd birthday on September 3rd. Wow, I feel old. Did you go to Bucca de Beppo? Yeah. Pretty much, right? Dude, are you even able?
Are you even able to, like, walk out on the streets and not get recognized, or does that just not happen anymore? I don't know. I mean, I don't think too many people have my haircut cruising around. The people spot me right away. Yeah. So it's pretty funny. I don't mind it. You know what I mean? The people that approach me, it's all fans, and that's rad. They're the people that are supporting you through all this stuff. But it's a little wild when you're like, When you're, like, trying to eat dinner or something like that. Do they come over when you're... They're like, let's do a shot! And I'm like, I'm with my mom and my dad. Right. All right, you were so convincing. Hey, what about... Hey, Sean, what about surfing? Are you any good at surfing? I'm all right at surfing, yeah. I just... It's funny you ask, because I just went on... My dad's just way into surfing, and so we did a big trip into Bali. Because I don't really get vacation time, so I was like... All right, I'm going to do this. And, you know, I brought Pops along, and he was digging it. Yeah, because I would think if you're good at the balance that you would have to have to be a snowboarder, you'd be good at surfing. Yeah, I'm pretty solid. I can do, like, you know, all the little turns and stuff and little front-side airs. Me too. But I can't. I get it. I mean, I'm not ready for Hawaii. Me either, but stop it. But, hey, you know what I mean? I'm still... I'm supposed to be a surfer.
Apparently, my dad, gosh, I was like nine, and my dad's like, all right, you're going to be a surfer. That's awesome. And I ended up like, he sent me down this massive wave. I go under, swirled, come up, board hit me in the face. Oh, that hurts. I hate you, and I hate this board. That's terrible. Until I was like 13, then I got back on it. That's how easy it can be, too, by the way. Your kid has a bad experience first time. Forget it. It's over. Did I just hate you? And I hate your ski face. Skye has a question. Well, yeah, you said you don't get any time off. So what do you do during the summer if you're a snowboarder? Well, I do professional skateboarding. I think that's what you're talking about with the different... Oh, okay. So summertime is like your skateboard focus, and then wintertime you're all about snowboarding? Yeah, and it's a weird thing because, you know, if I wasn't competing and skating, I would still be doing the same thing. Like, I skate all summer. That's why I was like, why not compete? Because I'm pushing myself to learn these new tricks anyways. That's cool. It's really a weird, messed up scenario because...
I go snowboarding, and I can't wait to get off the snow and go skate during the summertime, you know? Now, check this out. We got Sean White on the phone right now, and you know him as the greatest snowboarder ever. You'll recognize him immediately. He's got this crazy giant red hair, right? Now, he's got a new video game. It's called Sean White Snowboarding. Oh, that's awesome. Which has got to be sweet, man. You get your own video game. You're kind of set. Yeah. That's Tony Hawk. Yeah. Yeah. So, dude, tell us about the video game. How'd it come up and how do you like it? And how much involvement did you have with it? Yeah, it's been wild. I mean, I'm like, it's really hitting me now that I got my own game. You know, we've been working on it for two years. You know, my involvement's been pretty heavy because I can't really just... Throw my name on it. You know what I mean? I think kids can tell if you haven't been involved with the project. I've been doing voiceover for my character in L.A. We flew out to Montreal where the company's based. And I've been doing motion sensor, capture all this stuff. We're playing a little Frogger here since we figured, you know. It's kind of like the same thing, right? Yeah, well, I mean, the graphics are a little different. Dude, you're going to get hit by that car. Yeah, look out. Look out!
So you're up there, you're voicing stuff, and do they do any of that stuff where they put the little dots on you? The motion sensor? Yeah, yeah. We had to do all that stuff. It was awkward doing that. Yeah. You think? Yeah. It was incredibly weird. But now you got your own snowboard game out, man. It's Sean White snowboarding. When does it come out? On the 16th. Awesome! party on the 11th to launch it. And what's it for? Like, are we Xbox, PS? Everything. We even made a Wii version. Sounds good, man. It sounds good. Listen, Sean White, hey, real quickly before we let you go, what about injuries? We always like to ask guys about their craziest injuries. I had one bad crash when I was younger where I collided into another skateboarder. I broke my hand, my foot, and I fractured my skull. Oh, awesome. The funny part was I was 11. Really? That is hilarious. I went back to school and it was like teachers crying inside of me. But you know what? Now you have Sean White snowboarding on as a video game. So face. So face on all that. There it is, ladies and gentlemen.
See the soundtrack. That's right. Dude, thank you, Sean. We appreciate you coming on, man. You ought to come by the studio, man. Dude, you're in town. I mean, if you're in town, you should stop by and say hi. Definitely, definitely. That'd be awesome. All right. All right, dude. Thank you, man. All right. See you guys. All right. We'll see you. Bye. Definitely, definitely is the translation. It's code. It's code for not a chance. No way. It's never going to happen. It won't be coming in there at all. Sorry, though. But. Thank you for the offer. That is Sean White. I want that game. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It seems cool. Sounds awesome. Eddie, what do we do? Do we break now or do I have time to do this? You can do whatever you'd like. Let's play Limbo. Let's play Wuss Rap Jukebox. Oh, I'm in on that. Wuss Rap. Call me right now. 570-1053. You know what, me and Scott will do it. Hip to the hop. To the hippity. Hop to the hip. Stop talking about the thing. 570-1053 is our phone number. And you can call us right now. We actually do have a thing for it. We're funny, dude. Uh, where is it? By the, um, song. Oh, I found it. We can do it again. The Mikey Show is proud to present.
Because white guys and rap don't mix. It's wuss rap jukebox. Come on, white guys. Only, only really, like, very nerdy white guys can play this game. That's right. Actually, the key to this is that you could actually be a black guy and play this, but you've got to sound white. That's the deal. We can't tell. Yeah, the reason that it's funny is hearing white guys do rap music is pretty funny. Hip-hop, rap, whatever. Yeah. Call us right now. 570-1053. It works just like Bushrock. You call us. I'm going to play you a song, and when it cuts off, you take over. That's easy. That's easy. Oh, God. Call us right now, 570-1053. P1 World's Greatest Husband is on the line. He sounds down. Yeah, that's right. Very hard. Definitely a hard dude. P1 World's Greatest Husband. Hey, how you doing, man? Good, good, good. All right, you know rap, R&B, hip-hop, you know that music pretty good? I know it all, dude. All right, dude, so here's what we're going to do. He knows it all. I'm going to play you a cut.
And when the cut ends, you take over. You got it? I got it. All right. And then we're going to go to the judges. Eddie, Sky, and Sean, they're going to tell you how you did. Here we go. You see, I am one of them. How can I like to say hello? Up to the black, to the white, the red, and the brown, and the purple, and yellow. Get a hip hop. The hippity hip hop. The hip hop. Everybody don't stop. The rock it to the beat thing. But first, I got a bang bang. The boogie to the boogie. Say up jump. The boogie to the bang bang. Will you let's rock? To the judges we go. Eddie. Yo, yo, yo. What's up? Yo, here's the story, fool. I went and I tried to start a nice kick-ass breakdancing band. And you ain't down, dude. You don't even know how to do a spinner. What's up? Oh, dude. You're out. Sky. Yeah, this guy cruised in. I was like, looking good. And then I just realized he was in Cabo and had a tan. Yeah, that was all. That's all it was. Not handsome. That's right. This guy likes black guys. Yeah, a lot. Sean. Oh, dude. Uh-oh. You thought you were being overcharged on that new CD because it said 50 Cent, man. You're totally, totally. Sorry about that, dude. Sorry. Not going to happen for you today. Oh, well.
Up next, P1. Ladies and gentlemen, he's going to give it a shot. P1 Buckley is on the line. P1 Buckley is going for it. He wants to do a little wuss rap jukebox. How are you feeling? I'm feeling a little white today, but I think I'm ready to go. All right, perfect, perfect. I'm going to play you the clip. When it stops, you take over. Here we go. Keep in mind. If you don't know the lyrics to the song, make something up, be clever, come up with something creative. Wow, Eddie looks like he is so conflicted right now. If I had to describe the look I see on Eddie's face right now, it's a conflict. What to do? Eddie. Yeah. Here's what's up, okay?
Break it down. Yo, Bucks, you know you're my boy and everything. And shoot, man, we be rolling to like the club. I'm in my Puma jumpsuit. I'm all ready to hit it up. And then you go up there and you're like, DJ, what's up? Can we hit some salt and pepper? What? Damn, dude. You don't even know him, bro. You out. That was whack. I guess he's out. That was whack. I understand that was whack. That means he's out. Yo, Tesla. Know your role. Yeah. Wow. Well, Buckley, you know, we had plans to go to the beach for a nice little date, and you looked at me, and obviously you needed my SPF 35. So, sorry, not happening. Not happening. Help me, A.O. What did you think, Sean? Well, Buckley and I also had plans. I was going to go over to the crib, you know, over to the spot, and we were going to watch a little Friday. Right. But he ended up renting Freaky Friday.
Not good. Not good. I mean, come on. Sorry, Buckley. Not going to happen today. Up next, P1 Scotty. Scotty, how are you? I'm doing good. I'm doing good. Are you ready to do a little wuss rap jukebox? You know it. All right. Wuss rap jukebox. White guys doing rap. Here we go. I'm going to play you a clip. When it's done, you take over. If you don't know the song, be creative. I mean, come on. That is crap. Come on. Yeah. Sing it to Gaddy. Yo, yo, yo. Listen up here, man. I call my boy up on my Sally and I'm like, yo, what's up, fool? Let's go to this Obama party. You know what I'm saying? I don't. Yeah, you know, we do 40s and I'll have a good celebration and stuff. That's right. And this fool rolls in with a McCain-Palin button on. What's up? What's up?
So my boy Scotty calls me. We're going to do a little shoe shopping, right? We're there putting on his new kicks, some Adidas. Dude starts to put laces in. Oh, hell. You're white, bro. You're white. No, he did it. Sean. Yo, homie, you thought iced tea was one of the ingredients in an Arnold Palmer. What's wrong with you? Not happening today, Scotty. We've got one more chance. Can we say something? Yeah, please. You've got to rap for more than two lines. Give us a little something. Come on. Come on, man. You've got to know this stuff. Come on. Mom. Mom. We don't have any rappers here. P1 Nasty Nate. Yep. Are you ready to do this?
Absolutely. All right, dude. Do you know rap music? Are you pretty good with the hip-hop and the R&B and the don't stop? I like the girls with the boom. There you go. There you go. That's right. All right. So here's what we're going to do. I'm going to play you the clip. When it stops, you start. And if you don't know it, be creative. Here we go. But I couldn't hear it, too. And I know you don't want me to say that, but what can I do? Hey, I don't know what you want from me, dude. Nasty Nate, what do you want from me? I know, Mikey. I know. I'm sorry. How do you not hate? We're talking a little Motown Philly there, bro. I mean, it's Motown Philly. Back again. Sorry, brother. Eddie, what did you think? Yo. Nasty Nate, man. Who you be fooling? You're more like Marky Mark, dude. What's up? What? Dude, I thought this guy was down. I challenged him to a race and I won. You know what I'm saying?
The new catchphrase already. That is whack. Yes. Yes, guys. Well, we all know we've all had our run-in with the po-po in the past. And, you know, I'm not ashamed to admit, did a little time. I met this boy. Met this boy in lockup. Turned out to be an informant. Oh. Yeah, you're a white man. You're a white man. That's whack. Sean. Yo, homie, they need to make a movie about your rapping called Fake Mile Brokers. Sorry, dude, you're out of here. I love how Sean starts everything with yo, homie. By the way, by the way, Chantel is on the hotline right now. She cannot believe what she's hearing. Chantel, are you there? What is really going on? How not know boys to men? Right? Thank you.
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And he's fine. He's absolutely strong enough for a man. Sean, have you had a mammogram lately? It's a Mikey show at 909. Brittany's youngest son, Jaden, had to be hospitalized due to a reaction to something he ate. Seahawks quarterback Matt Hasselbeck is going to return to the lineup this week after missing six weeks with a back injury. Welcome back, folks. We got some text messages coming in here. Or excuse me, 35253. That's our text number. You can text us at 35253. And by the way, if you're not dialed in with that text thing, you need to be. If you want to get Mikey Show Blasts, which we don't do very often. I don't do the blast very often because I don't want to irritate you with that. So we do it when there's something really good. And also we want you to be able to text us here on the show, which we get immediately.
And so the way that you become a part of the Mikey Show P1 Text Army is by texting us at 35253. If you've never done it before, text the word Mikey to 35253 and then it walks you through a process to get in on the text database and you're ready to go. If you are already in the Mikey Show P1 Text Army, feel free to text us whenever you want to. This text says Mikey. That has to make the best of CD. I really, really enjoyed the Sean White interview. That's P1 California Fruit. Love you guys. Mikey, this is a little late, but anywho, I saw Santa in the mall yesterday. Oh my gosh. My three-year-old thinks it's Christmas already. Oh no. Now he wants to put up a tree. That's P1 Mama Bear. They're doing the picture thing. Already? At the mall. The mall. Where? The mall. Yes, guys. Shut up. The mall. We haven't had turkey yet. Not even close. Turkey? It's still over two weeks away. There should be a law. There should be. I bought Sammy reindeer antlers last night at the bookstore. Oh, yeah. Eddie just gave you some kind of a salute. For our Christmas card that we're going to make. Aww.
I hope you don't have my address. I want one. I'm going to find it. You will not. I'm going to move. Mikey, is it weird that every time Sky talks, I am reminded of Jar Jar Binks. That's P1 Mallory. Well, my impression was dead on in Mikey P's theater. I know. I've won many awards for it. She did. In Mikey P's what? Theater. I go to the theater. Uh-oh. Okay. Mikey, the last bit was awesome. That's P1. Don't YouTube me, bro. Mikey, anyone can request the audio of 911 calls. Just submit the request. That's P1 Tony. I wonder if we can get it. Someone get on that. How do we do it? We got to figure it out today. We got to figure it out today. Zeth. Zeth. Zeth's on it. Zeth. Zeth. Hey. Oh, man. Forget it. He's not taking your blowing him kisses. He's not going to take that. Mikey, this says, this is a bit upsetting, Mikey. Can Asians participate? Love the show. That's P1 Oddball. Absolutely. Let's talk about wuss rap jukebox. Anybody can participate. Mexican, Asian, whatever. You just have to sound white because it's funny.
The dorkier, the better. Yeah, a nerdy white guy singing rap music is funny. Yeah, it's classic. But you also need to know the freaky lyrics, Mike. Cry, cry, cry. This is not funny. Yeah, you got to do it. I'm really upset. Yeah, if you really are, I'm weird. This one says, Mikey, Trevor deserves to go out on top, and that's not with the Padres. Maybe he'll go to Tampa Bay. They'll do the right things down there. That's P1 Squid. What? Teva Bay now considered the best. Yeah. Ouch. So, Sky, what's going on? Let me tell you, Mike. Yeah, break it down for me, Sky. Yeah, Sky. Something about a bat and a ball and a pitcher. Uh-oh. That's not good. So what's the status, Eddie? Well, Padres have withdrawn their contract offer for Trevor, which means that after 16 years in a Padre uniform, he's probably not going to be in one next season. That's flat-out weird. It's going to be weird seeing Trevor, what, in a Dodgers uniform? No, how dare you? How dare you, sir? What do you mean? Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. In a Diamondbacks union? Stop it. No need to kick us while we're down. Trevor in a Giants uniform? Oh, I'd actually like to see that. You'd be quiet. Stop it. I would prefer that. Well, listen, you know, I mean, it's a very difficult time right now to be a San Diego Padres fan.
really no semblance of a game plan. I mean, it's like, you know, we're not, we're getting rid of all these veterans, but yet we give Brian Giles $9 million. Doesn't make any sense. You know, we offer Trevor $4 million and then say, no, no, no, I don't think we want to anymore. I mean, it just, it doesn't make any sense what they're doing. And, you know, if they're going to go youth, then go youth. But don't give Brian Giles $9 million. You're sending such mixed messages to Padre fans. I hate it. Do you have any idea why they would have offered Trevor $4 million and then taken it back? Why even make the offer in the first place? There was a lot of confusion with that. I know that they... Initially made the offer. Trevor said he wanted to have a sit-down meeting with John Moores. Why, I don't know. John Moores has nothing to do with the franchise. John Moores obviously never responded. So they were not, you know, Trevor hadn't been accepting the offer. And so at that point, the organization says, all right, now we're taking it back.
Maybe he thought because, hey, I'm Trevor Hoffman. I've been one of the faces of this organization for 16 years, and I want to meet with the guy that owns the whole kit and caboodle. And the guy said no. Well, he didn't say no. He didn't say anything. Yeah, that was the hard part. Which I think is weird. I think it's weird just on a personal level. Like, hey, listen, I can't talk to you about necessarily the X's and O's part of this thing, but it just is a guy. You know, you've been with the organization. What's on your mind? What can I do for you? Yeah. You know? Yeah. It's the right thing to do. But, you know, as we know, as Padre fans, John Moores really does not care about this franchise, does not give two craps about what's going on here. And it's just the way it is. You know, it's the way it goes right now. Why don't we put our money together and we'll buy the team? Yeah, I got a quarter. You know, if I had a chip on a buck? No, I'll take a cup around and I'll go walk around every neighborhood in San Diego and see what they say. Well, two bucks, one for me, one for the Padres. That's not how this works. That's an interesting way to do it. We should be able to, like, there's got to be some way to veto and get these clowns out of there.
Dude, if that was a deal, it would have happened with 49ers owners years ago. I think the Lions, the Raiders, you know. Let's see. Okay, so concerning wuss rap jukebox. Talk about it. Mikey. New rule for Wuss Rap Jukebox, please. Three strikes, you're out. Fourth time, let the ladies play. I love you guys. That's P1 Wham Bam. Thank you, Tam. Oh, well. Fine. Next time we play, the chicks can play too. Yes. Can you imagine? Oh, they're going to kill it. Can you imagine? They are going to kill it. That's going to be funny. Absolutely. 570-1053 is our phone number. This is making big headline news today, is this deal with... Sarah Palin on the Today Show talking to Matt Lauer.
potential skirmishes or have you listened to some of the leaks that have come out since the election where they're saying that the McCain people leaked anonymously or saying we couldn't control her she was a rogue she didn't want our consultants around her and it became tense where does stories like that come from I honestly do not know because it's not true Matt and Senator McCain and I we have a great relationship I have nothing but honor and admiration and love for him and for his family and I think that that is mutual. In fact, I talked to him just today again, and we touching base nearly every day. So it's a warm and friendly relationship even to this day? Very warm and friendly and professional, and again, I have nothing but honor and admiration and love that I will show for this great American hero. According to a recent article in Newsweek and some other reports on election night, you showed up at the Biltmore in Phoenix. And things weren't going well. And you had some copy in your hand. You had some remarks that you would have liked to have given to that audience and, in effect, to the nation prior to Senator McCain giving his concession speech. And you were told no.
Well, I had a speech that I was going to give that we had worked on for about a week. Had you cleared it with anyone? Had anyone said it might be an opportunity for you to speak? Oh, certainly. The speech was written in cooperation in conjunction with a couple of the speechwriters in the campaign and had written that as an introduction to this great American hero. And, of course, we had two speeches in our back pocket. One was a concession speech that would introduce him, and it would do what John McCain just can't seem to do for himself, bless his heart, because he's just not that kind of man. He's going to brag him up and say, you know, truly, he is an American hero, has faced great adversity, knows how challenges are overcome. And let us be thankful for this man who with a servant's heart had offered himself up to America. So that sounds like a good idea. Why weren't you allowed to do it? I don't know. It was a great speech because it also then also said, okay, but American voters have spoken. So now let's all come together. I know Senator McCain wants to lead in an effort of unity here in our nation. And let's work with. President-elect Obama, let's go forward. So you walked up and you said to somebody in the campaign, look, I've got these comments I'd like to make. I want to, as you say, brag on him a little bit. Who said no? Somebody said no. They said that it would be unprecedented that VP candidates wouldn't introduce someone in a concession speech. And, you know, all I could say was... Were you disappointed? A little bit because, again, not for me personally to get to be up there on the stage and give one... There's bad blood between her and the people in his campaign.
They don't like her, and she don't like them. Last speech, but to be able to say, this is an American hero. Let us be thankful for what he has just offered our nation. Now let's all work together to support the new president-elect. Did you ever consider going to Senator McCain that night and saying, look, you know, I'd like to say this about you. Would it be okay? By that time, it was literally walking down the aisle, almost going up to the stairs. And all I could think of was, well... Even if it were unprecedented, and I haven't done research to see if other VP candidates had done such an introduction of their presidential candidate. But, you know, even if it was unprecedented. I'm trying to think of a vice president. So what? You know, geez, let's do something a little bit out of the box there. But those were the type of shots that were called that I didn't have control over. And in the end, though. I still hate them. I mean, I hate all of them. They wouldn't let me be a maverick. So I hated them. That's somebody else's problem or business. But you bring up a good point because there have been some people who said that you never were used to having these political consultants around you, these other people calling the shots. That's just not in your DNA.
Did you have a hard time with that? Well, I, like Senator McCain, we're both quite independent. And that, too, is, I think, why we got along so well also. In fact, my husband said we're so much alike, it scared him that we were both. Well, you know, we're both 74-year-old men. Very good kissers. That's right. We're both very good kissers and snugglers. We both call it like we see it. We speak from the heart. And we both, well, Dutch oven and our spouses every once in a while. You know, everyone. I mean, just because it's funny. Oh, like you've never done it. Please. Gross. You know what time it is, honey. Time. Dutch oven. Once in a while they have somebody tell you what you should or should not say. Were they trying to make you something that you're not? You know, I don't. I don't know. Can I bring up the word? Very, very nice editor. I don't know. Governor, do you mind? Giving me a kiss. And some of these reports have come out post-election. All anonymous, though, so far, right? Exactly. It's an anonymous leak that some top McCain advisers were, quote, and this is from Newsweek, flabbergasted.
by the amount of money you spent on clothing and accessories for yourself and your family. Well, I'm flabbergasted that anybody would say that I spent any money on clothes for me or my family. When I arrived at the Republican National Convention, there were stylists there, there was a wardrobe there. Receipts show that the wardrobe was being purchased before I even arrived at the convention for me and for eight members of my family. So I'm flabbergasted that anybody would still say that I purchased clothing from these New York stylists. So the leaks that say you were told to buy a certain number, it's like... You had a clothing allowance almost, but you were told to buy. Well, I don't know. All I know is that, man, a really smart ploy would be for the Democrats to put out there that it was Republicans that leaked it. Because then we think it no matter what. Well, why is it in our benefit? We already won the election. Why is this? It's over. No, we're not. No, we're not. Good job. No cunning. Wow. Yes. Certain number of suits and then you exceeded that and then other people go out on their credit cards and buy things. Patently false. Who cares? Patently false. I mean, come on. It's close. She's a woman. What do you expect? Great story. I think any candidate gets a wardrobe. Yeah, but she's a woman. Come on.
I've never asked anybody at this convention to go out and buy me anything. Certainly, I arrived with an overnight bag. I mean, that wasn't much. But if I would have had two minutes out of the day, I could have gone to a store myself and purchased these things. Also, though, it's been reported that, you know, I insist on going to Neiman Marcus and to Saks. Right, designer duds. I've never been in these stores, you know. Never? I don't know what a Neiman Marcus... Living in Alaska, they probably don't have a lot of Neiman Marcuses. I'm sure they don't. Do people go to those stores for you? We just got a Popeye's. We got a Circle K. What is that, though? Neiman Meekers. I did not order up these clothes. The New York stylists who are already there and already... orchestrating what the wardrobe should look like, just like they have people to figure out with the staging and the lighting and everything else. The wardrobe, I guess, was a part of that. But no, and here they say that it was $150,000 worth of clothes. I haven't seen $150,000 worth of clothes. What I understood now is that about a third of those clothes got sent back right away because they weren't going to fit or weren't.
you know, that didn't fit what they wanted the family to look like. Another third did follow me along the trail. I bet that whole running for vice president was a party, huh? Just the whole thing seems so fun. I mean, as she looks back on that fun summer of 08, you know, with such, yes. Just kind of remembering all the good times that she had. All the laughs. All the laughs. She loved the time when they thought her youngest child was actually her daughter's child. Yeah, that was a good time. That was always fun. Pregnancy of her daughter. Yeah, that raked over the coals. They probably like talking about that a lot. Fun coals. Not knowing Africa was a country. Yeah, that's good times. Those are fun. Those are very pleasant coals to be raked over. They actually feel really good. Those are those tickly coals. That we're all so fond of. Let's see. The People's Choice Awards nominees have been announced. Sky. Sky's excited. This is the one that we all actually get to vote on. So you can go online and vote. That makes it exciting. It does for me. I like to feel part of things. So do you care? Do you want to know?
Any of the things, Mike? Not really. What? No. Why not? What do we got? We have best singer. We have favorite movie. Best movie. Favorite movie. Iron Man. Iron Man, The Dark Knight, or Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. All right. Favorite male movie star, Robert Downey Jr., Harrison Ford, or Will Smith. Female movie star, Angelina Jolie, Keira Knightley, or Reese Witherspoon. Favorite superhero, Batman, Iron Man, or John Hancock? Oh. John Hancock? Hancock. You know, he's the founder of the country. Yeah, that's right. And a superhero. Yes. Let's see. Favorite group is between Coldplay, Maroon 5, Rascal Flatts. Rascal Flatts! Rascal Flatts! Those are the choices? Whatever. Who would you have put in there, bro? I don't know, but that's it. Anybody from Boston? I mean, how do they get picked? I don't know. But I mean, those three, it's like the same kind of music, all three of them. Like, they all play the same song. Hey, Rascal Flatts and Maroon 5? Yeah, they're all like, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Okay, pick up the Bee Gees, bro. That's right.
Favorite reality show is between American Idol, Dancing with the Stars, and Extreme Makeover, Home Edition. Do people still watch that? Extreme Makeover? What about Stylista? Seriously, that's so strong. Sean finally watched it. You were so right, bro. Isn't it awesome? I can't hear you through that limp wrist of yours. That's right. It's so loud. Like your handbag. You can vote online. Queen Latifah will host. Sorry, Sean. I'm going to call 911. No, Sean again. Let's see. Vanity Fair has had to apologize to Kate Winslet over fur at her photo shoot. Well, Kate Winslet is an animal lover and does not agree with fur for fashion. Well, yeah, if you look at her on the cover of Vanity Fair, she's like wrapped in a fur. She didn't know?
She says, according to her people and also according to a statement now released through PETA, she was informed that it was faux fur. When I found out I saw her throwing up. She can't tell the difference, but she's really passionate about being against it. She didn't even ask. Can people tell the difference between faux fur and fur? How do you know? I would assume so. Especially if that's something you're really against, I would think you would for sure. I thought the whole point was that it's supposed to be like you can't tell. I think it's that you can't tell by appearance, but the texture is really different. It's horse. It smells like horse.
Like, this is my whole thing. I would never really wear fur. Like, I'm against that, too. Are you really? So I wouldn't really, like, want to wrap myself. She's a partial furitarian. Yeah, are you a partial furitarian? Like, you wouldn't unless you actually saw something real cute. I would never buy real fur. Let me tell you something about this girl. Let me tell you something. Ash. I am sorry, but this is the same girl that says, I'm a vegetarian. I'm a vegetarian. And then she's eating a carne asada burrito. She owns Uggs. She got Uggs. She got Uggs. Oh, she owns Uggs? That's not fair. Listen, I won't own anything but Uggs, though. Because the Uggs are cute. You have to admit, they look good. They look good. They're cute. Get out of here with that, right? That wasn't my point. But she's making a valid point. If you are Kate Winslet, if you're against fur, you still shouldn't be wrapping yourself in faux fur because to everyone else, it looks like fur. No kidding. That's a good point. That's a good point. Well, that was Ashley's point. Good point, Ashley. But she said she don't wear fur either. She's against it. She said she's against it. That's a big deal. It's just some fur. Well, I'm talking about, like, mink coats and stuff. I would never buy that.
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I'm a strange guy. Strange person. Eddie. I once played chicken with a squirrel and lost. Sky. Yes, it makes me feel bigger to minimize everything. There we go. Save that clip. Sean. I'm a germaphobe. Boston Rob. It's a transient style that I've developed. And Ashley. Due to my carelessness, I'm extremely prone to self-inflicting injury. The Mikey Show's on. Rock 105.3. I said the other day, this is a song that I resent. Is it so good? I guess. I liked it the first time I heard it from Jack Johnson. It's true. So true. I liked it when I saw it in the movie The Jungle Book. I like it, but it's in my head and then I can't get it out of my head. Are you saying that because Jason Mraz lives here and you might run into him at Fashion Valley? He's shaking his head. I love this song.
Don't say that. Fine. I love it. Don't say that. All right. It is 938. The Obamas toured the White House yesterday. Barack asked Bush to throw struggling automakers a lifeline. Packers linebacker Nick Barnett is going to miss the rest of the season with a knee injury. I want to find that Obama thing that I read yesterday. Obama. Was it about the hand sanitizer? Yes. I can find it. I know what you're talking about. You do? Yeah. What are you talking about? I'll send to you in two seconds. Two seconds? It really bothered me. It really bothered me. It's just, I'll just read it. Because when I first saw it, I was like, uh-oh. You know, when I saw the headline, I was like, uh-oh, what is this going to be? And then I read it and I went, is this for real? I mean, am I really reading this? And then I, you know, went off on it for about 15 minutes to my wife. Oh, good times. Oh, my brother.
Mark, I hope I get to see my brother Mark soon because I want to fight with him. Yeah. I want to have a healthy debate. Healthy debate. Okay. Is that it? Yeah, that's it. All right. Talk to me, Mike. What's going on? How did you know that? I don't know. Dude, I was looking for it this morning, like feverishly looking for this. Couldn't find it. I had seen a blurb about it, and when you said that, I was like, oh, I bet you that's what he's talking about. It's a very, very short piece, so I'll read the whole thing to you because it's not long. President Bush and President-elect Barack Obama are probably hoping their meeting Monday goes better than their first get-together, which left a bad taste in the mouths of both men. Four years ago, Obama and other newly elected members of the Senate were invited to the White House for a breakfast meeting with Bush, who pulled the young Chicagoan aside. Obama!
Bush exclaimed. According to Obama's account of the meeting in his second memoir, The Audacity of Hope, Bush said, Come here and meet Laura. Laura, you remember Obama. We saw him on TV during election night. Beautiful family and that wife of yours, that's one impressive lady. The two men shook hands and then, according to Obama, Bush turned to an aide who, quote, squirted a big dollop of hand sanitizer in the president's hand. Bush then offered some to Obama, who recalled, Not wanting to seem unhygienic, I took a squirt. The president then led Obama off to one of the side rooms where Bush said, I hope you don't mind me giving you a piece of advice. Not at all, Mr. President, Obama told the commander-in-chief. You've got a very bright future, Bush said presciently. Very bright. But I've been in this town a while, and let me tell you, it can be tough. When you get a lot of attention like you've been getting, people start gunning for you. And it won't necessarily just be coming from my side, you understand. From yours, too. Everybody will be waiting for you to slip. Know what I mean? So watch yourself. Bush then noted that he and Obama had something in common. We both had to debate Alan Keyes, the president said. That guy's a piece of work, isn't he? And he is. Alan Key's a nut. Obama laughed.
and even, quote, put my arm around his shoulder as we talked, he recalled. Although he added that the gesture, quote, might have made many of my friends, not to mention the Secret Service agents in the room, more than a little uneasy. Despite this display of Bonomi, Obama said that the president's demeanor turned downright frightening when he laid out his agenda to the freshly minted lawmakers. Quote, suddenly it felt as if somebody in a back room, and flipped a switch, Obama wrote. The president's eyes became fixed. His voice took on the agitated, rapid tone of someone neither accustomed to nor welcome interruption. His easy affability was replaced by an almost messianic tone.
As I watched my mostly Republican Senate colleagues hang on his every word, I was reminded of the dangerous isolation that power can bring and appreciated the founder's wisdom in designing a system to keep power in check. Unquote. Now, this is the guy writing the article. When I quoted the passage to Bush during an Oval Office interview, the president seemed irritated to learn he had been taken to task by the senator he once counseled. I thought I was actually showing some kindness, Bush said. And out of that, he came with that belief. The president added with a bit of a scowl, he didn't know me very well. So that's the whole thing. I went, so let me get this straight. Dude offers dude some hand sand, you know, squirts some on his hand and offers some to dude. Then they go into a room. Bush doesn't actually say anything that's bad.
He just seems irritated that somebody is giving policy other than his own. It sounded like a very kind of nice exchange. The whole thing sounded nice to me. But when it's written about in his book, it comes across as if it's something bad. Well, maybe I'm misunderstanding, but just to recap, just to make sure I'm understanding correctly. They do the handshake. They have a nice little ha-ha-ha. And then, according to Obama, when Bush starts to talk policy, he gets this, like, creepy demeanor. Yes. That's the understanding. Yes. And what's wrong with saying that? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Say again. Say again, Sky. Okay, we have a nice handshake. We share hand sanitizer. We talk a little. We put the arm around each other. A little advice. Right. And then when Bush starts to talk policy, according to Obama, he kind of gets this creepy, weird demeanor. Messianic means that he begins to gesture and get an overall attitude like, I'm the Messiah. That Bush does. Okay. And where's the problem? Well, the problem is, is first of all, the context of the hand sanitizer is almost like when I was first reading it.
And I read the very first thing of the like he put he turns around and gets hand sanitizer. It's like he didn't want to be touching Barack Obama and he wanted hand sanitizer. Then he offers it to Obama. And I'm like, OK, well, there's no problem there. Then we get to the nice comments he's making about the family. That's all good. Then they go in and Obama's making a speech, saying some stuff. And he's saying that Bush is becoming messianic. He hasn't said anything. Bush hasn't actually said anything. There's no quote in there from Bush. So someone's demeanor can't change. You can't observe that. Like just because somebody is nice to you, you then have to always be filled with rainbows and sunshine. No, no, no, no, no, no. I guess here's my point. I guess my point is, is that when you have a meeting with the president or not a meeting, but you have this exchange with the president, especially an exchange that seems pretty nice. Yeah, sounds like he talked about it nicely. Sounds like a pretty. But not only was it a nice exchange, like Bush went as far as to kind of pull him over to the side and give him some friendly advice. Right. Which I thought was pretty cool to do, too. Yeah. And what he took away from that was that Bush was messianic. No, no, no, no. And not only that. No, Mike. Let me read it again. No, Mike. Those are like two separate incidents. He's not talking about the taking me aside. It's the same.
Well, yeah, it's the same day. But you know what? I could come in here this morning and be like, hi, Mike. Oh, we're having a great day. And then later in the day, I can be in a really bad mood. And you can observe that. What's wrong with that? Suddenly, it felt as if somebody in back of the room had flipped the switch. The president's eyes became fixed. His voice took on an agitated, rapid tone of someone neither accustomed to nor welcoming interruption. His easy affability was replaced by an almost messianic certainty. As I watched my mostly Republican Senate colleagues hang on his every word, I was reminded. The dangerous isolation that power can bring and appreciated the founders wisdom in designing a system to keep power in check. Like, dude, where is the where is the like abuse of power that he's observing? Wait, wait, wait. Let me finish the question. And listen to me. Don't think of your answer before I'm done. Listen to this. Where is he seeing an abuse of power?
That he's actually really glad that we have a system in check or a system in place to put that kind of power hungry thing in check. OK, what I am hearing and the way I'm hearing that is Obama is we're having a great time with Bush. And then Obama starts to give his ideas, which obviously differ from President Bush's. So when President Bush hears ideas that are different from his, it upsets him. It gives him this, like, I don't want, like, you shouldn't even be able to say this stuff because I'm the president. And to me, that's giving off a vibe, like, unless it's my idea, unless your idea is in line with mine, it's not valid here. Does that mean? And that's abuse of power, yes. Not listening to your colleagues, yes. He was listening. He didn't like it. Yeah. That's not abuse of power. And so to say that it is and to say, man, I sure am glad we have some stuff. It gave off the air of abuse of power. For it for him to take away that it gives off the air of abusive power because he doesn't like what he's hearing, which he didn't. And he's the president and he didn't like what he was hearing to say that. Boy, I sure am glad. I sure am glad that we have a system in place to keep that kind of power in check. When just moments before the same dude was kind of being cool to him, putting his arm around him and kind of giving him some advice. I just thought, wow, what a I respect that.
I respect the fact that this is his interpretation. Someone can smooze you and, oh, look at this and, oh, pretty that and let me do this. But then when they flip a switch and they change because they don't like what you're hearing, you're not going to BS and you're not going to be like, oh, that's great. You're going to call it the way you see it. And to me, that's the way he saw it. He's entitled to see it the way he wants. I'd be down with that if Bush was like said something to him that was messed up or was like saying to him, hey. You know what? Why don't you take a seat? I don't want to hear any more of this. He didn't like it. So you've never observed somebody having an air of arrogance without saying anything? Like, you know that that exists. Yeah. So Obama's not allowed to say that that was what he experienced. I don't think that he experienced an air of arrogance. I think that's what he made it into. What he experienced was a guy not liking what he was hearing, which, by the way, we can't tell him what he experienced or not. Which, which, by the way, is the same thing that would happen in reverse. Now, for me to talk to a dem, I go talk to a dem, especially not just a dem.
The commander in chief. I'm a young upstart. I got some good stuff being said about me. Dude pulls me aside, says, hey, I got some advice for you. He's saying nice stuff. He's being a good guy. And not because, listen, I got no reason to believe that he's doing it for any other reason than he's just being a nice guy. I've just experienced nice guy-ness. And then we go into a meeting and I start telling all of my Republican stuff. And as a Democrat, he's like, and I can tell he's not really digging it. And he didn't say, he didn't say, by the way, that he went. Right, right. He didn't. It was just his interpretation of his language or whatever. Totally fine. I think that what was a bummer to me is, wow, you know, like that was what you took away from it. And that was Bush's reaction to Bush. When they told Bush about it, Bush, his quote was, he says, and out of that, he came away with this belief. He didn't know me very well. But doesn't his book talk about both sides, about the nice side, the hand sanitizer and the thing?
Yeah. So he's not just taking away that one thing. He's taking away the whole experience and he's giving you his feelings on the experience. And I respect somebody that's not going to be, you know, bullied or, you know, let somebody, you know, give him a gift or give him a nice handshake and then be like, oh, king of the world, you know, like I respect that. To me, he's telling it like it is, even if that may not be the popular thing to say, even if that's not what President Bush wants him to say, he's going to say it the way he sees it. All my mind keeps telling me is in that big picture of stuff that went down. That's his reality, man. What do you mean? That's Obama's reality of how it went. And to me, it's not that he's focusing on that one thing. He told the whole story, the good and the bad. So for us to be like, oh, Obama's so bad. He's trashing Bush after Bush was nice. He told both sides of the story. This is his interpretation. You ever been to a party? You talk to somebody? You think that you had a real, not only do you think you had a good conversation, you actually gave them advice about something and then you hear, oh yeah, they said that you were like really full of yourself. Yeah, they say you started off really cool, having a great time together and then you said this thing. He didn't say anything. Or and then you acted this way or then you gave them that look.
Yeah, I've definitely heard of that. You had this vibe. Yeah. Me on the receiving end of somebody saying crap. Sky, you would be. It would suck. Not only would it suck. But that doesn't mean it's not true. Wait a second. What we can't, I guess. No, no, no. You know what? You're right. It isn't. It's the total truth. I guess the thing that was such a bummer for me was if that's all the truth, man, what a crummy thing to come away with it with. It's a crummy thing to come away with it. I mean, dude, it sounded like it was a nice meeting. And the whole reason that this was big news yesterday is because it was the first time that two of them had said anything. If I had been Bush, I would have said, hey, can we have a second? If the Secret Service would allow it. Hey, can we have a second? And I would say, hey, I just got interviewed. Remember that time we talked? What happened?
I thought things were good. I was giving you some kind of a vibe when you were talking that I was messianic. Pick up the paper. I'd have it written down and go, hey, it says here that in your book that I had an almost messianic certainty and that everybody was hanging on my every word and that. It was it really reminded you the dangerous isolation that power can bring. I can almost guarantee you that whoever was saying that the receiver on the other end. Oh, well, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, would start backing out. I don't think so. I think he would stick to it. Really? I do. I think he would say, yeah, you know, we had a really nice time. But when I started to share my ideas, then, yes, I did feel that. Well, we will agree. disagree on that one. Really? We're going to disagree about politics? I can't believe that we're going to, but... Wow. That is shocking. I came away with the overall feeling. I mean... Can't do it. You know, we weren't in the room, so if we could hear from somebody that was in the room, like... Well, I'll tell you this. Hello, it's your boy, Georgie. Oh, no.
He didn't have that direct satellite link anymore because he got voted out. What's going on? Why are you on the phone? I'm streaming live on mykishow.com. What's going on? I think I can speak on this. You can? I was there. Talk to me. That was actually me. President Bush, listen, we have a big disagreement over it. I thought you sounded like a nice guy. Sky thinks that you sounded like a money or like a power hungry. I thought you sounded nice in the beginning and then you changed. Yeah, into a power hungry jerk. Messy. Messy. Messy. Yeah, you're messy. Messy. Well, I am quite messy, but not as messy as Obama. Really? Really? The reason why I use that hand sanitizer is because he had boogers all over his fingers. You're saying Barack Obama picks his nose chronically. Chronically. Okay. I don't think that's true. Wait a second. Wait. Yeah. Okay. Wait. President Bush. Yeah. President Bush. So you're telling me that we don't know this, but...
But his fingers are actually covered in his own books. Yeah, I mean, his fingers are crammed up at his nostrils like half the time. Really? Well, I've never seen it. Wow. The next two years. Well, it's actually four. The term is four years. It's four years. Well, you know, that Obama, he was saying that there's two sides of me and, you know, that old saying. Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't. How does that apply? I'd like to take a quick second here, Mikey, if I may, to take a moment to appreciate all the doctors and nurses that have taken care of your pets. Make sure you have a great day today because it's veterinarian today. President Bush. President Bush. President Bush. President Bush. President Bush. President Bush. President Bush. President Bush. President Bush. It's not.
It's not Veterinarian's Day. Yeah. So, I mean, if you have any kind of pants and you want to... It's not Veterinarian's Day. Veterans Day. Veterans Day. Veterans Day. It's Veterans Day. It's Veterans Day. It's Veterans Day. Right. And one thing that wasn't mentioned in that little convo I had with... Obama. I asked him for some advice. You did? What did you ask? I said, how do I improve my jump shot? Oh, wait a second. Hang on. You probably didn't think that that was Stan. Okay. Now he's laughing. See you in 2012, sucker. He doesn't realize. He doesn't realize. He can't run again. He can't run again. Well, that was ridiculous. Wow. Wow. All right, Sky, back to our discussion. Okay. Welcome to the Mikey Show. Indeed you are. Rock 105.3.
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You guys know the world's ugliest dog? Yeah. Shut your mouth. The world's ugliest dog died. Are you okay, Ash? Are you okay? That's terrible. Are you okay? He's fine and I'm fine. At least he's out of his misery. Everybody's fine. And we are too. Tell that little fellow we're going to miss him. And she's fine. Tell that dude later. Tell that little guy. We're going to miss that little guy. That little rascal. No, this is Gus, a Chinese crest dog. I don't know. You've seen this dog. It has a puggle. It's like half bugle, half pug. It's fat, and it's got a real ugly face. Underbite face. She's fine. The underbite's cute. If by cute, you mean disturbing. Really cute. Terrifyingly disfigured. That's what you meant, right? So you've seen this dog, only one eye, barely any fur, three legs. You can see it on the 20-hour show pictures. We put a tutu on it. Yeah, we tried to make it look pretty, but it's like putting lipstick on a dog. You shut up. Brutal. Well, yeah, Gus, nine years old. It was in Cloverfield, right? Yeah, wasn't it that thing that went stomping through Manhattan in Cloverfield? No.
No. It was Quato. No. It wasn't Quato? He came in here looking for Smits. No, Smits. So Gus finally passed away at the age of nine due to cancer. So sorry, Gus. That's right. Let's listen to that. Hi, Sam. Oh, hi. Hi. Ash. You should know that there's breaking news at my complex right now. Yeah? My next-door neighbor's place is flooded. The wet bandit is still on the freaking loose. Are you serious? What are you talking about? Not kidding. You mean the place you live now? My next-door neighbor just texted me and was like, major flooding going on in my place might have secreted into your place or whatever. Ironically, I'm house-sitting. Is there permission that these water people can go in your place? Is there permission? So they can go in my house. They want to check your secretions. Yeah. That's probably what it is. Put that out there. I hope everything's okay. Me too. You guys want to do some... That's right. That's true. Flip it! Flip it!
The water's red. Oh, gross. Stop it. You guys want to do new releases? Stop doing impersonations of Sammy. No, we will not. Oh, Sammy can't swim, you guys. You should probably float, though. No. No. I like the look on Sammy's face as she's trying to survive. I do not. We got Sky. Okay, new video games out this week. We have Call of Duty, World at War, Xbox 360, PS3, and the Wii. We have WWE, SmackDown vs. Raw, 2009, Xbox 360, Wii, PS3, PS2. Eddie, I don't know if you're into this one. Yes, I am. Star Wars, The Clone Wars, lightsaber duels for the Wii. No? You don't want to use the Wii game as a lightsaber and fight? It's like a kid's game. Yeah, but you get to use the lightsaber? All right, I'll take it. That's out today? Yes. Well, I know that The Clone Wars, the movie that was in theaters, is out today as well. Oh, cool.
Yes. Sky is so mad. She is mouthing. Sky was just mouthing. filthiest angry words to me. It's the fifth week in a row. She looked at me and said... Actually, we were talking about it. It's the fifth week in a row, Eddie, that you've done this. Did you think I wasn't going to get to it? I think we're only doing video games right now. We're talking about the game. I figured people would want to know that the Clone Wars animated. Oh, you know what? We're going to get to it. We do DVDs. Oh, are you going to talk about Hellboy 2? Oh, shit, dude. That got her ripped. She gave you a salute. I don't know what I'm doing wrong. Starting next week, Eddie is in charge of new releases. I don't know what I'm doing wrong. Starting next week, we are changing jobs. Oh, okay, okay. Sweetheart, by the way. Oh, you are done. Next week, I'm not doing it. Eddie is giving himself a for he's a Jolly Goodfellow.
That is not kidding. All right. Video games, Mirror's Edge, Xbox 360, PS3, Facebreaker KO Party for the Wii. Wii. Pro Evolution Soccer 2009, PS3, Xbox 360, PS2, and the PSP. And then we have Command & Conquer, Red Alert 3, Xbox 360. There you go. That's fantastic. New music out today. We have, I know everyone has been waiting for it, David Archuleta with his self-titled album. Oh, no. Formula that we have heard. Who does that? That sounds like a style of a lot of people. Yeah, Jordan Sparks, I think. It's kind of true. It is kind of true. All right. Also out today, we have Taylor Swift with Fearless. See, another American Idol. Okay, this is what's a trip to me about country music now. The only thing that distinguishes it as country music is that the singer every once in a while will go, who? Yeah. You're so right. But otherwise, it sounds like it might as well be like on... That could be any country artist right there. Any one of them. Well, not only that, but it could be like any pop station. Like that could be on My 94 or whatever. But the thing that lets you know that it's country is the... You know what I mean? Otherwise, it's like pop music. Yeah.
But every once in a while, she goes, hi, boy, boy. Yeah, and you like to put, like, that violin in the background or whatever. It's not here, though, right? You're a violin, you know. Well, excuse me. Fiddle. Fiddle. Fiddle. My bad. Fiddle. But seriously, that could have been Faith Hill. Yeah. That could have been Jessica Simpson. Any one of them, that could have been. It's true. I don't know any other ones. You wore it out completely. I'm done. Faith Hill, Jessica Simpson. That was it. I don't know. Bonnie Raitt. Bonnie McBride. There you go. Did you see one? Dolly Parton. Okay. Come on. All right. Also out today, we have now, that's what I call music, 29, Pink, Katy Perry, Pussycat Dolls, Rihanna, Neo, Chris Brown, T.I., Lil Wayne. I mean, they're all out there. I saw the very first now when it was still Hoist Gracie and Ken Shamrock. What? This is now 29, but I saw the very first one. That's so cool, dude. Pay-per-view.
I was driving my wife nuts the other day. I was doing that song. What is that goofball song that goes... That's one of Rihanna's songs, too. What is it? That's one of her songs, too. It's called My Life. And that's Rihanna? It's Rihanna featuring... Not T-Pain. Who's the other guy? T-I? T-I. Yeah, T-P. I believe it's T-I featuring Rihanna, My Life. It's like a sample of some German techno song. Yeah, dude, because there's like a German kid on the Internet that like he lip syncs that song. And it's one of the funniest things ever. He's like a chubby 12 year old. It's one of the funniest things I've ever seen. And so I was doing that. And my wife was like, did he have a little peanut butter on his face? Yes, he did. He had a beard. Yeah. All right. Also out today, we have hit man, David Foster and friends. Kenny G, Josh Groban, Celine Dion. Is that your favorite ex? Yeah. All right, so you pulled a practical joke on us. Okay. You got us. You got us. Great. Okay. Also out, we have T-Pain with Three Rings. I love music. Me too.
Get me in a studio just to mess around, you know? Seriously, all you need is some recording equipment and mess around with your voice? Yeah. That was Pro Tools, 100%. Throw your voice through a little machine. And just go, hey, my mama. You got it. Every song nowadays says, buy you a drink. Every song has that. You put that in and it doesn't even matter what else to say. And I buy you a drink and a A, B, C, and a D, D, B. And that's okay. There you go. Love it. Put a fiddle in there in your country. Seal has a new album. It's called Soul. Go back to 67. Kiss that rose. It does. It just doesn't sound like Seal. It's like all soulful. Yeah, they're all soul classics. Really? He needs to do a Christmas album. Yeah. That'd be good. Yeah. He can call it Seal It with a Kiss. Think about it. How is that Christmas? You know, Christmas. Christmas phrase. Seal it with a kiss. I always say that every Christmas. Thank you. Okay. And then finally we have Yes We Can, Voices of Grassroots Movement. Oh, here we go. For Barack Obama. This is Skye's music. Lionel Richie, John Mayer, Stevie Wonder, Bono. He's being upset.
You don't like Bono? You don't like Lionel Richie or Stevie Wonder? Nobody likes them? I don't like them singing about Obama. I don't know if you should play the clip. I don't know if we have it. Ridiculous. It's up there. Which one is it? You're such a manipulator. I am not. The election's over. It's a new album with cool music on it. I only got six of them. Who was the clip from? I have it. All right. We don't need it. Are they all like... Obama. Yeah, like what is it? No, they're like John Mayers is waiting on the world to change. You know, inspirational songs about change. Yeah. It was a creed written into the founding documents that declared the destiny. What the heck was that? Hey, Skye. I don't know what that is. Don't not make eye contact. Don't not make eye contact. You know what you've done. It gets worse. Yes, we can. That is a mean word to be mouthing to Skye. Let him do it. Let him do it. Let him go. I picture Skye listening to this in her car with one tear rolling down her face. Oh, I would have the day after the election. That ain't no joke.
So there you go. Oh, man. You ended on that? Wow. That is brutal. That was awesome. Thank you, Sean. Okay. I feel nauseous. New DVD's out today. How dare you. It's worth mentioning Kung Fu Panda came out over the weekend. Don't know why they released a DVD over the weekend. We need this. This is from the soundtrack. There it is. As Eddie already announced, we have Hellboy 2, The Golden Army, out today. Star Wars, The Clone Wars, and it's also available in Blu-ray. This Christmas is out today with Regina King, Mekhi Pfeiffer. It's like a Christmas movie.
The Perfect Holiday out today, Gabrielle Union, romantic comedy Christmas theme. I don't know what she's talking about. I don't know. Out on Blu-ray, we have Band of Brothers. We also have Harry Potter, years one through five, and JFK, The Ultimate Collector's Edition. Awesome. TV shows to DVD, we have The Sopranos, the complete series. That's going to be a big release gift. I don't think that one was on Blu-ray. It's just the whole series that they're releasing. Yeah, in one big box set. Does it say how much? No, it doesn't here. How many discs? 7,000. Dude, can you imagine? It's going to be a ton. Yeah. Can I have some details, please? I don't have any. All I know is it's the complete series in a box set. See what I mean? That's why you're doing it next week. I'm not. I don't have enough time. You're fine.
Perfect. Oh, thank you. Save that clip. Save that clip. Yeah. Save it. That was clean. Send it to Sean. Also, TV shows to DVD, The Cosby Show, The 25th Anniversary, Commemorative Edition, Little House on the Prairie, The Complete Television Series, I Dream of Jeannie, The Complete Series, Firefly, The Complete Series. That one is also... I love that show. Sean is also available in Blu-ray. I can't handle it anymore. Dude, Firefly's so awesome. No, it isn't. No one knows about it. Yeah, they do. Well, they don't. No one's ever heard of it. Yeah, it's a big nerd one. It's not true. No one. Father Knows Best. People that are on it don't even know what it is. They definitely do. They made a big screen adaptation of it. Okay. My Domencia, fourth season, Scrubs, seventh season, Son of the Beach, volume two, Tracy Ullman, State of the Union, season one. UFC Classic Collection Gift Set Volume 2. And then finally, WWE Viva La Raza, The Legacy of Eddie Guerrero. That was great. Enjoy. Viva La Raza. Viva La Raza. I just got an email from my wife that the subject line is, oh, by the way, dot, dot, dot. And the body of the email says,
Jules caught on fire last night. He's okay. What? What happened? It was bound to happen. I have no idea. It just says Jules caught on fire. Jules our cat. My guess is he was probably playing with matches. Trying to warm up some soup. Only you can prevent forest fires. That's right. He was probably up on the stove. He probably jumped up on the stove. And when he did, he probably hit the stove. uh, you know, thing to like turn on the burner and it burned him. Oh, that's hysterical. And he shouldn't do it anymore. It probably served him right and he won't do it anymore. I'll teach him. Yeah. Same thing happened with his gambling problem. He was doing, he was going online and he was, you know, doing all that stuff. And I said to my wife, I go, it's his credit card. Let him bail himself out. He wanted it. He wanted that master card.
Just because he's a cat, you can't give him breaks everywhere and be like, oh, I'll pay your credit card bill. Yeah, no way. You do that, and you know what happens? Then they start running it up, and they don't suffer the consequences. Sky does that. Her cat has a gambling problem. She doesn't do anything about it. She pays the bills for it. What are you talking about? Oh, I love him so much. I'll pay for his gambling problem. Meanwhile, all you're doing is enabling that cat, Sky. He's got a gambling problem. Brutal. You are brutal. It's really tough. She says it's tough trying to parent that cat. Seacrest warns about rose petals in the bedroom. I would like to be Seacrest. Shut it. You basically know what he said. You've been in the bedroom before. Shut your mouth. I would like to be Seacrest. That was a clip of me. You said it. But I didn't say it meaning that. Yeah, taken out of context. It's taken out of context. I would like to be Seacrest. See, I didn't say that like I really meant it. I said it because I was talking about something else. Well, yeah, he said he did rose petals in the bed once, and he learned not to do that anymore because it stains. The guy was allergic. Well, that too, but also it stains the sheets.
And I can attest to that. Oh, I'm so uncomfortable right now. I can attest to not doing rose petals. It looks really pretty in the movies. And, yeah. It stains the sheets. It stains whatever it's on. Why is everyone staring at me? Hasn't anyone seen that in the movies? We're all uncomfortable. It's romantic. I'm coming out of my skin. It's romantic, but don't do it because it'll stain stuff. I see you in a flowing gown. Walking into the room. Do I look beautiful? Yes. Thank you. There's like a jet engine blowing. Your hair is like... Obviously. I put the fan in the corner. I cropped it just perfect. Handles and, of course, a bath drawn. I'm following the trail of petals. By petals, I mean money. Dollar, dollar bill, y'all. It stains. And then I'm very daintily... Placed into the bed where we make mad passionate love. The boo donkey's not in the room at the time. That's right. We still get it done. Shut up. You're so dumb. You are so dumb. But I can tell you from personal experience that those rose petals, those rose petals.
or on the soap operas. They leave a mark, girls. They do. They stain stuff. Hey, ladies. Most of you probably can't relate to getting the petals in bed, but for those of you lucky enough to have those rose petals sprinkled, I just want you to know, break out the shout-it-out, all right? The one time being poor really pays off. Tulip petals, it's not as bad, but I only... Roses for me, of course. Yes, if you have those sort of dirt daisies, as they call them. Like most of you ladies out there in Radioland. Yes, the lousy lilies. Poop petals, I like to call them. Cock-a-carnation. Cock-a-carnation. All right, we're done, all right? We're done already. You guys don't get room. Tomorrow on the show, we got Sean TV. How about a little lyrical gangster tomorrow? I heard about when I was out sick. Don't be trying that banana in the tailpipe. That's right. I tried that. But we will feature Banachek. We will not, actually. No, we won't. We will see about that.
Yeah. We will mama. History lesson. How many times? I'll fly up there tonight then. 570-1053 is our phone number. I'm going to do something else. 570-1053. Give us a call right now and say hello. Beginning and end of every show, we do open phones so you can call in about anything you want. And don't forget, go to milesahead.com to order your tickets for the third day concert that I'm going to be emceeing on Saturday, December the 6th. Awesome. And I'd love to see you down there. Again, it's milesahead.com. If you want to buy tickets for it, once they're gone, they're gone. And I can't remember how many the place holds, but you're going to want to see it. It's going to be awesome. Mikey Show, hello. Hello, yes. I just wanted to call and say that I agree with Sky 100% when it comes to Obama and Bush. Yeah? Yeah. That's because you get it, Broseph. Well, Obama. CJ gets it. Maybe talk to Jake about it, Mike. He'll explain it all to you. Hey, Jake, who do you like in this thing? Who do you want to vote for? Okay. No, it's over, Jake. It's over. In your face. Who are you voting for, Bubba? Okay. That's right. That's right, dude. Thank you. Passionate. But the election's over. Mikey Show. He's a toddler. I haven't told him yet. Go ahead.
I just got to say, you know, talking about the Obama thing, what you guys said yesterday, anyone that would turn a bowling alley into a basketball court, bad person. That's right, Skye. Well, we didn't say that. Skye said he's a bad person. And I looked into it, and every new family in the White House gets a $100,000 budget. to do whatever they wish with. You looked it up. Well, I didn't actually look it up. It was in something else I was reading. But it sounds better when I say I looked it up. That's good. So, yeah, each president gets $100,000 to remodel the White House however they'd like. And that's how he's going to spend that money? I don't know. Irresponsible. That's right. What else? You want new curtains? What would be better for you? Mikey Show. Okay. Hey, what's going on, Mikey? Hey, I got a question for Sky. Go ahead. Hey, do the rose petals stain the water at the bathhouse? That is a very interesting question. Oh, you're so funny. You know, with the chlorine and with all the chemicals and all that stuff. It's got to be bad. Inquiring minds want to know. You're so rude and that is so stupid and the answer is yes, occasionally it will get in there and just discolor the water. But anyway, Mikey Show. Hey, it's Kwame. Hey. Hello. Hello.
Do you know that Food Net played that ham episode for like five nights straight? Did they really? That's popular. And it is on my DVR for the rest of my life. Nice. I can't wait. Iron Chef America ham. So delicious. That's right. Like that Spanish ham. Oh, baby. I know. It's great, isn't it? I just wanted to say that. That's all, really. Thanks, Swimmy. Okay, love you. Bye. Mikey Show. Hey. What's up? Hey, I wanted to, this is P1Z. I wanted to ask Ashley how many leather goods she has in her house without fur. What did you want to ask? How many leather goods do you have in your house that aren't fur? Leathered goods that aren't fur. Come on. Don't be so mean to Ashley. She doesn't understand that stuff. You're really going to bum her out, dude. She doesn't know that half the stuff that she's using is leather, and you're going to upset her. She got really upset when she found out that Uggs are actually from a cow. She thought they grew on the Ugg tree. But I've been thinking about it. I've been thinking about it. Cows are ugly, so they don't count. No, but cows are used for multiple purposes. They're used for multiple purposes. Milk.
Eggs. Or not eggs. Eggs. Eggs. Eggs. You know? So you're able to really, like, fully use the animal to feed us and stuff. If you were to take a beautiful, like, Siberian tiger and just only, like, skin it just to use the fur to make a jacket, I am wholeheartedly against that. And I will never... They would say tiger eggs. Never. I will never represent that. I wouldn't wear tiger eggs if you're being honest. It's 100% cheetah panties I'm wearing. I would never represent any of that. It's a cheetah. Leather seats in her car? That's true. So what kid's killed by the leather seats in my car? Because that's just a Honda. Oh, man. You jump a Honda. Listen to me. So yesterday, Flounder says to me back in the office, he's like, he goes, back in the studio, he goes, dude, is Ashley like, is that for real? Like when she says that stuff on the Dump Chick Challenge, I go, dude, yes. I go, yes, yes, yes. Do they have to kill Impalas to make a Chevy Impala? I'm just saying I don't support killing animals. Only to get the nice...
to make a jacket. I'm very against that. Like 101 Dalmatians, I'm very against that. I won't see the movie Leatherheads. I don't know. I hear you attacking me. Skye, that's your girl. What are you guys talking about on this walking time? Skye, you have a Honda. How about a little education? Yeah, I have fabric seats in my Honda. What? Does anyone else have a Honda? I'm sorry. Save the Honda. Save the Honda. She's out protesting Honda lately today. I'm serious. Honda's is murder. Honda's is murder. Did you eat your car? No. Did you eat your Acura? I didn't know. Do you know how many Hondas had to die to go to make that for you? It's below. Oh, my God. It's so awesome. It's all right. Mikey Show, hello. Hi, I actually have a question for you guys. Hi. Maybe you guys could ask them. The gay marriage, does that mean that, you know, because it didn't pass, does that mean that their marriage is people that got married isn't valid anymore? No, as far as I know, the people that were married when it was valid are grandfathered in. As far as I know.
Yeah, I don't know, because everybody I ask, nobody really knows the real answer. Yeah, and it was a question that I was asking before the election even happened, and the truth is that I read that lawmakers are still trying to figure that out right now. Yeah, nobody knows. They don't right now. They don't know. Oh. But you'll hear about it in the news as soon as a definitive answer comes out. It'll become even a bigger thing. And I think that the, you know, the yes on haters like myself are going to want it to be as easy a transition as possible. Why make more waves? And the people will be grandfathered in that were married before. So who knows? It just doesn't make sense if they, you know.
went through the process, got their names changed, and, you know, did they get on the benefits and all that kind of stuff, and then it would just not even be valid anymore. So I was just curious. A lot of questions with the civil unions and all that stuff that still need to be answered. So who knows? We'll see. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Mikey Show, last call. Bring us home. Hey, I was wondering whatever happened with Ashley and that little dating thing that she was supposed to get bid on. Dating thing that she was supposed to get bid on? I got bid for $300. Oh, that's right. Yeah, she went for $300. Did you ever go on the dinner? We haven't done it yet. We have a month to, like, do it. Oh, okay. There you go. All right, the lovely and talented Missy is up next. Today, Missy has the nooner. It's going to be the all-request lunch today, so be calling her and be requesting your songs, and we'll come back here and do this tomorrow morning at 530. The Mikey Show's out. Later.