The Mikey Show - Rock 105.3 - 11/12/08

1:18The ACLU has filed a lawsuit against Fallbrook High School claiming that they violated the students' right to free speech. The Padres and the Braves are still negotiating a trade for Jake Peavy, but the Cubs are now in the mix. They may try a three-team deal to get the Padres what they want. There have been times over the evolution of the Mikey Show where I knew instinctually that there was gigantic change and big, cool things. happening. I knew it. And one of the things that would happen whenever I felt that way is that I would start having people say to me, you guys were so funny with this, or you guys did that, or you guys with this, and it was like you were feeling this thing building, right? There is stuff going on this week, and the week is only halfway over, but there are things that are beginning today, other stuff that will be rolled out tomorrow, some stuff that we've already rolled out that

2:24is giving me that feeling again of like a show that was already very popular, The Mikey Show, is about a show that, by the way, has achieved a tipping point, is about to achieve another tipping point that will take the popularity of the show into the stratosphere here in San Diego. Things happening within the show where we're keeping all the great stuff and adding. These incredible features and segments and stuff. So you're not going to be missing out on anything. Nothing's going away. It's just we're adding all this killer stuff. And truth be known, I don't even know where it all came from. It was like Eddie would say, what about this? And what about this? And we were like throwing ideas around. It was like, dude, this is going to be monstrous. This is going to be gigantic. And so, yeah, over the next couple of weeks.

3:27And today and tomorrow, we're going to be unfolding some stuff. One of the things we can tell you right away is that The Mikey Show is now podcasting the entire show. We are no longer just giving you one or two little segments from The Mikey Show. You can now download the entire program. Awesome! And so, yeah, tell your friends about that. In fact, I was on iTunes yesterday and that's how I podcast the show is through iTunes. And it was so cool to see every single break that we do with a little description of what that break is and what we're doing and being able to pick and choose what I want to do. I want to hear that segment or I want to hear that segment. Awesome. Or if I want to downloading the entire show. In fact, I got a text message from my neighbor. who was flying from Los Angeles to New York. And yeah, she had to go to New York. And she sent me a text message a couple of days ago. I want to read this to you because we started doing this really recently. We started doing this, I think, last week. Yeah. Is that when we started? She says, I loaded one of your full show podcasts and I'm loving the fact that I just listened to the whole post-election show from LAX.

4:49to NYC. I laughed out loud in my seat 2X and people stared at me. Laugh out loud. 2X must be cool lingo for two times, I'm guessing. Is that what that is? I don't know how these kids talk on the IM text. On their face bases. Let's see. 570-1053 is the phone number. Call us right now about anything you want to. We got a open phone line for you to be able to call in and comment, ask questions, bring up topics, whatever. And by the way, you got a suggestion for the Mikey show? You want to make suggestions or leave your topic ideas or ask a question or mess around? You can always leave that at P1 Answering Machine. We got a P1 Answering Machine for you. 858-715-1923 is the phone number. 858-715-1923. It's our very own answering machine, and you can leave us a message about anything. This was a message that we got a couple days ago.

6:21Now, you see, sometimes it doesn't always make sense, but... Well said. It doesn't always make sense, but that's okay. It is okay? Yeah. I mean, whatever you want to do, you know what I'm saying? It didn't sound okay. We're equal opportunity. Fair question. Fair question. Honest question. It's about the economy. I think what we need to do is let BO get in there and do what he's going to do. And we have to trust that he's got a plan. That's obviously what the question was, and we'll just see what happens. He actually was ordering chicken enchiladas, Mike. Oh, no. I gave the wrong info. Well, chicken enchiladas, please. Two to go. And a Diet Coke diet. Sour cream. Yes. 5701053 is the number. And 35253 is the text number. Uh.

7:49Let's see. P1 Carolina. No, this is Carolina. Sorry. I wanted to ask Shawnee a favor. Hi, Shawnee. Hi, Shawnee. Come on. Don't say that. Hi. Hi. What do you want, lady? Oh, no. Oh, my gosh. Sean's mean to the listeners. That's Sean's deal. That's not true. That's Sean's deal. Be sweet. What's that all about? Not true. Go ahead, Carolina. What do you want? No, you're really, Carolina, you've got to understand when you're dealing with Sean, he is not nice to the listeners. We try to be nice to the listeners, but Shawnee has an issue with the listeners. Yeah, he has no patience or understanding when it comes to the listeners. Yeah. We're sorry. It's really embarrassing for us. Go ahead, Carolina. Okay. My favorite was if he could start off the mornings by making his fart noises because they're so funny. And they make, you know, they start off my day by just making me laugh. Yeah, I hate the fart noises, but I understand some people really like them. That is a place lie. You just lied to all of our listeners. Sean, if you want to play those, go right ahead. Oh, gosh. Oh, wow. Hey, that's a little bit much. I listen. I'm going to get soft more. All right. Carolina, what did you think? Did you enjoy it? Oh, she loves it. It tickles her. There you go, Carolina.

9:20Thank you. That's all for you. P1 Sooners fan. Hey, Mikey. What's up? Good morning, dude. Man, we missed you guys. We just came back off deployment, man. It's fun. It's good to be back listening to you. Awesome. Yeah, I had a question for the Oracle. Hi. There he is. Sports Oracle is right here, man. Let's talk about this. What's up? Let's do this. I, of course, have missed most of the football season, and as you can tell, I'm an Oklahoma fan. I am wondering if you think if we went out and beat Texas Tech, I saw on ESPN last night that they would split the decision between us, Texas, and Texas Tech based on the BCS polls, and I was wondering if you think that we have a shot at this thing if we beat Tech. This is why the BCS is garbage. Listen to this poor guy. I mean, if this happens and this happens and this happens, you know, I mean, it's like, give me a break. Shouldn't it just be like, I beat you and I beat this team and then I'm the champion? Yeah. Brutal. You know, I think Alabama is going to have a real hard time, you know, keeping that number one spot. They still got to play Florida.

10:33That's going to be real tough for them to win. Texas Tech is kind of the Cinderella team right now. You know, 10-0, being ranked second. Nobody thought that was going to happen. Texas is right there. Your Sooners are right there. USC, obviously, still right there. I mean, it's impossible. I have no clue, man, what's going to happen. If Oklahoma beats Texas Tech, yeah, they got a shot for sure. Yeah, see, I'm with you on it being garbage. I think it's an interesting year since Texas beat us, and then Texas Tech beat Texas, and if we beat Texas Tech, I mean, I'm scratching my head on this. Yeah, who knows, man. Get out your advocates, bro. I don't know. That is so weird how they do that. I mean, Utah, you know, they're the team that's trying to sneak into the BCS, and they're 10-0, and, you know, it's like, I don't know, what the heck. Hey, brother, thank you for the call, man. Oh, no problem, man. It's good being back. Yeah, we're glad you're back, bro. 570-1053 is our number, and our text is 35253. I'm Mikey. There's seven people on the show. Oh, my gosh. I know. It's a lot. It's seven people on this show. So real quickly, I'll introduce everybody. Like a TV show's starting. You'll know who you got. I'm Mikey. I'm the host of the show. I'm 38 years old.

11:47Eddie is our producer and our sports guy. He is 35 years old, and I've known Eddie for over 20 years. I've known him for a long time. Skye is our news girl, and she's 31 years of age, and she's rocking the white headband today. Oh, watch out. That's right. Shawnee O'Boy has got what we call the GM, the George Michael, going on right now in terms of the 5 o'clock shadow. Yeah, it's getting a little out of control. That's right. And he is our sound effects guy. He is, in fact, 38 years of age. And Ashley. Ashley is our assistant producer. She is 25 years of age. And Eddie just wadded up a little. He wadded up the little white paper that a straw comes in as Zeth was handing him his drink. He wadded it up, threw it at Zeth full force. It hit Zeth in the eyebrow. Zeth did not react in any way, shape, or form. In fact, he kept the same exact look on his face the entire time. He's like a statue. Before, during, and after. Yeah, Ashley is our assistant producer. She is 25 years old, and your typical Southern California blonde. And then there's Boston Rob. He's 25. He is a dirtbag.

13:14He has the word Boston written on his throat. He's all bundled up today. That's right. He's all freezing out there. It's freezing. Yeah, it must be just a cold chill. Must have crossed the land. That's right. And then there is the artist formerly known as Sir Roosevelt Zethian Oates III, Jr., Esquire, MD, DDS, President, and CEO. Listen on TV. Boozy. He did it for himself. I can't hear you. Is that the notes? He's right there. I'm sorry. I've heard him in a month. Oh, I can't understand. P1 Caleb's on the line. What's up? Hey, what's going on, y'all? What's up, dude? Hey, I was listening to the show yesterday and they were talking about that old guy that was bothering Ashley and whatnot. Uh-huh.

14:10Same thing happened to me, kind of. I worked at a restaurant back home several years ago. Let me update people. Let me update people, Caleb, just in case people are going, what happened with Ashley? Ashley, our 25-year-old assistant producer, went on a little fun bus trip up to UCLA for UCLA alums. That's right. Did she go to UCLA? No, she didn't. Oh. Oh. Okay. dropped out of SDSU, but she was on the dean's list. My nana and my grandpa. That's right. Technically, she's an alum. Genetically, like I basically... Genetically an alum. Yeah, that's what they call a genetic alum. And so she went to the game and she was there with two of her girlfriends and while there... Well, Merit's the alumni. Merit's the alumni at UCLA. Come on, Merit. Come on, Merit. So they went up there, and while they were there, they met this 79-year-old guy who explained that six weeks ago he lost his wife. He was kind of, you know, he looked kind of lonely, but at the same time was, like, talking about, hey, you girls there, you girls single? Can Ashley do an impression of him? Ashley, what are you sounding like?

15:23Oh, hey, how you doing? How you doing? Kind of like that. Native American? Yeah. So... So you're trying to make it rain at the time? Yes. So all of a sudden, he asks Ashley, well, you know, can I get your phone number? And it was kind of like he was, you know, down on his luck kind of guy. He got her phone number. Well, he called her four times. And she didn't even pick up. No, actually called five. She didn't pick up. And he left five different messages and, you know, kind of increasing in intensity each time he would leave a message, you know. And she was kind of scared. She didn't know what to do. I don't know what to do with this guy, you know. And he's, you know, doing this thing. So anyway, P1 Caleb, what happened with you? All right. So this old guy, and I worked at the restaurant, like I said, and he would come in pretty much every day and order chicken nuggets, right? Mm-hmm. Yeah. After a while, he would come in every day and he would talk to me knowing he had my phone number because he wanted to call me and let me know that he was okay or if he needed help or anything like that. And I thought it was weird, but I went ahead and handled it. So he would call me every now and then and tell me that he's doing all right or that he, like, fell in his bathroom and he'd help up and stuff. And I would actually go over and help this guy, like, out of the bathroom. Wow. So you'd go over there and he had called me now.

16:46Right. Oh, dude, that's that's an amazing thing that you would do. That's awesome. I don't I don't know about that. But, hey, I figured, you know, I'd take a couple of years off of, you know, my getting to heaven time. Hey, listen, I think it's really awesome, dude. I think that's a really neat thing that you did for people. And by all means, I think that Ashley definitely her heart was in the right place. I just think that we have to be discerning in terms of like, well, you know, who, you know, kind of figuring out who the guy is when he's asking about, are you single? Maybe we're like, hmm, you know, let's take this into account. You know, you got to take it all into account. But, dude, I think what you did, awesome. Yeah, well, check it out, man. It gets better. So I take, I hope not for a couple of years or whatnot. And then I finally, you know, go off to boot camp and I didn't hear about, I didn't hear from him for like another probably year, I guess two years. Anyway, he was a World War II veteran, and he would always tell me these crazy stories about being in World War II and this and that. So I go to the military, and a couple years later, I hear from a guy from his lawyer. And I guess the guy, Tommy, had no family whatsoever or anything like that, and he died. Whenever he died, he left me, I guess, like just a few things that he had. There was a whole bunch of World War II memorabilia that he brought back from the war. Like, he even had like a Nazi Luger. Really? He got from there and stuff like that. Mm-hmm.

18:10old, old, old chihuahua dog. The actual dog? Yeah, an actual chihuahua dog that was named, no kidding, General Patton. Wow. Wow. And I had no use for any of this stuff. I had just gotten back to my rec and I didn't want the guns or anything else. I was pretty much done with all that stuff. And so I sold it on eBay. And I got 20 grand for it, man. Whoa. Holy cow. Wow. I know. I guess, like, you know, he was a headache when I was, you know, when I was growing up or in high school or whatever, and I was hoping about it was a headache, but I guess it kind of paid off, you know? Man. That's my crazy story. Dude. That's an incredible story. Hey, thanks for calling, man. All right, no sweat. That's a trip, all right? Yeah. 20 grand. Yeah, actually find out if the guy's loaded. Yeah. Be real cool to him. Thank you. You were fun. Hey, listen. I don't know if you are a Bronco fan, but if you're a Bronco fan in any way, your team needs a little help at the running back position. What's the latest? I want winners. This will just happen where one particular position will just be decimated at. And this year, it's the Broncos, the running back, man. They have lost.

19:28Three guys already for the season at that position. Their regular starter, Selvin Young, is banged up. And so they were down to a fullback that was on the roster that was playing running back. And so obviously they need some help. So they went out and signed. I don't know if you remember this guy. They went out and signed Tatum Bell. Now, this is the guy that was in Detroit who was cut, who got mad at the guy that they signed and stole all his stuff. Oh, my God. He's back. Mm-hmm. He's back. Wow. So, he's back in Louis. So, they need to lock everything down. Yeah, so they installed locks on all the... Yeah, security. Yes. All the guys are low-jacking their Louis Vuitton. Wow. Wow, man. So, yeah, he actually may play this Sunday because they're so weak at the position. Dang. Did you guys hear about PETA yesterday? Was it yesterday, Skye? I believe so, yeah. They were protesting? Oh, my. Here in San Diego? Yeah. What was it?

20:29Well, they were outside. Did you eat your dog? Did you eat your cat? Did you eat your cat? Would you wear Uggs? That's right. Oh, no. Yes. They were outside the Lowe's. Did you drive a Honda? Were they protesting Honda because they heard what I'm doing? No. Driving a Honda with all their seats. I actually didn't realize that her seats were bad, you know, because she's really, you know, against animal, using animals. Cruelty. Yeah, and all that. She's like, she had no idea. She thought they grew it at a leather farm or whatever. Leather tree. Leather tree, and they harvested every winter, and she didn't know. Oh, well, it happens. So PETA was protesting outside Lowe's in Mission Valley, and they were protesting the mouse and rat traps that have the glue on them. So, like, you know, when the mouse or the rat goes on there, it gets stuck to the glue. They have mouse and rat traps with glue on them? Yeah. What a brilliant idea. It's not that great. You wouldn't like it. Oh. And then they squeal and stuff. It's looking real slow.

21:37Pretty bad. No, I wouldn't want that. And so that's why PETA has a problem with them. They say they're very inhumane. You know, the way they'd like you to do it is to get one of the ones that, you know, it just traps the animal in like a little cage and then you can release it out into the wild. Into the water. Into the wild. Into the toilet. Thank you. So PETA always likes to make... Is that what we're calling the wild? Swim, little buddy. Swim away. Go to your home. You're free. You're released. So PETA always likes to make quite a statement when they protest. So what they did is they took one of their protesters, put her in a little skimpy bikini, drew little mouse nose and whiskers and ears and a little tail, and then had her lay on a human-size glue mouse trap. Out in front of the store. Oh, that's not accurate at all. My safari, so. Yeah, that doesn't even make sense. Why the bikini? I don't. I've never even one time seen a rat or a mouse. Never.

22:40In a bikini. No, definitely not. It's stupid. I saw one cook once in Ratatouille, but... Oh, that was cool. That was cool. Made some wonderful dishes. Absolutely. What store? Lowe's. Okay, Lowe's. Lowe's in Mission Valley. Yeah, because they sell those, and Lowe's issued a statement saying, we respect their right to express their opinion, but glue traps are safe and affordable alternatives to poison, and they're committed to providing their customers with the options that they request. Yeah, I only wouldn't be for it because I don't want to hear those things doing that noise. That's gross. A lot of people buy them. Yeah, it would freak me out, man. Sounds very inhumane, if you ask me. Who cares? Now, at the same time, Sky, if somebody wanted to trap a mouse, right? Yeah. And they wanted to drive it somewhere where there's no houses, what do I care? Yeah, I think that's great. Whatever you want to do, that's fine with me. Just don't put it anywhere around houses. Right. You know what I mean? Come on. Bye-bye. Enjoy your swim. He's free. He's free. Okay. Breaststroke. No. Don't clog the toilet. That would clog the toilet, right? Don't risk it. You don't want to risk doing that? A poll out says that the majority of Americans believe that Barack Obama will fix the economy. Yes.

24:09They also believe Barack Obama will be responsible if the sun comes up tomorrow. Because I think that's going to happen, too. I think that is going to... It's natural. It's going to happen. So, 70%. And that one of us in this room within the next year will sneeze. Polls think Barack will have a plan that will make one of us in this room sneeze in the next year. And so if I go, you guys go, see Barack Obama. But if McCain had won and this poll came out, you'd be like, of course. No, no, no. Let me tell you what I would say. If a poll came out that said that they think that McCain will make the economy improve, I would say, hmm, that's pretty cool because the economy is going to get better. It's not going to be McCain's fault that it gets better. It's not going to be Barack's fault that it gets better. It's going to get better. It has to. That's what it does. It gets better.

25:07But you don't think like these bailout plans and helping companies and stimulating business has anything to do with the economy? Yeah. You know why? It's because like when your boat fills up, you start to bail it. And so if you're saying to me, Mike, do you think that bailing the water out has anything to do with it? Well, yeah, that's why you do it. So if the captain of the ship said, start bailing the water, you wouldn't, the captain wouldn't get any credit because you'd be like, well, everyone was thinking it anyway. Well, Barack wasn't the captain. I mean, we've already started doing some stuff. I know, I know. The stuff we're doing now is, you know, the Bush administration. But he has more ideas. Unless Barack got in the boat, crossed his arms and said, I'm not going to do anything. You know, I mean, come on. Of course he's going to say, yes, keep bailing. Keep bailing. Yes, that's a good idea. Bail that right there. Plugging it. Yeah, plug it up. I mean, it's got to get better. The economy's got to get better. It has to. I mean, that's what happens. We hope it does. This is going to be over real quick. So more than 70% of the people surveyed say, you know, that they think that he'll help us deal with our economic problems. Of course, all the Democrats and independents who were surveyed agreed with that statement. And 44% of the Republicans who were surveyed also believe that statement as well. I believe it.

26:24Sure. Mikey, thanks so much for podcasting the entire show. Text message, by the way, 35253. Now when I go on vacation, I don't have to pay my sis to record the show for me. P1 Makita. Can you imagine? Thank you, Mr. McCain. Mikey, can you get Zeth to talk more? He's a funny guy. Tell him not to be so shy anymore. That's P1 Implore. Yes, I can tell him. In fact, I've... Told him. And I agree. He is a funny guy. I've done what I can do. I don't know what more I can do to make this man talk. I've told this man talk to us on the radio. But he's, you know, he's always crying. That's right. Thank you. There you are. Thank you for talking. I can't understand what you said, but what did you say? I don't know what he said. I don't know what he said. This is some of our best. Yeah. What are you doing? Oh, no. He's doing what? I have no idea. Should we tell him to speak up a little? Well, he mumbles. Speak up. Speak up. He's laughing out now. I got that. I got that. Wow. Bunch of jerks. Oh, there he is. That's perfect. That's perfect. I like it. I'm glad you said that. Thank you for saying that. I like it. I want more you. I like you. I think you're good. Wait.

28:01Yeah, way to encourage. Way to encourage. More rub. More rub. More rub. Sprinkling of that. Sprinkling. Sprinkling. We're not even getting a sprinkle. I want death. Come on. No sprinkles. Yeah. Very light dusting. Powered sugar. I'd like to rob in a light on the zeth, please. Listen. Real light. If that's the case, then I'm taking the thing. And you know how sometimes you've got to take a wet sponge and you've got to clean the top of the shaker because you're like, nothing's coming out of here. And then you tap it, you're like, what's wrong? You got a snake? Come on. Yeah. Oh, okay. You take a toothpick and you're plinking the toothpick in the little holes. You're licking the top. No, you're not. That is disgusting. No one does that. No one licks the top. Just one time at Mike's. No! Mikey, I'll be on Price is Right. Salute the troops. Salute to the troops this Friday at 9 p.m. on CBS. Hope you'll get to check it out. P1 Gill. Let's watch that, man. Welcome to the Price is Right.

29:13P1 Gil gets to play Plinko today. Gil, go ahead and put the little thing. Drew Carey, why do you look so unenthused to be here? Because I didn't know Drew Carey was the guy. I forgot about that. I thought Bob Barker still was, and I don't do a very good Bob Barker. I think he died. Yeah, I think Bob passed. Bob passed on? Bob passed on? No, didn't he? Last time I saw him, it looked like he was dead. He's still doing the show. Were you guys upset when Steve Irwin died? Were you? Yeah. Three of you were. One guy wasn't. Because you know what? He didn't die. He was murdered. Okay? Yes. The crocodiles put a hit out on him using the stingray, or as I call it, the Puerto Rican of the sea. Yeah. Hear me? Hear me? With its switchblade-like tail and deliciously big brown eyes, where were the dolphins that day? Our friends in the oceans, the dolphins, laughing, smiling, teaching retards how to swim. This is the Mikey Show. Get downloads and podcasts at rock1053.com. Hi, welcome to the universe.

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34:50And the coaster ride is looking pretty nice. Southbound 5, a brief glitch right around Manchester down to Salona Beach. I'm Rick Lawrence on Rock 105.3. Sleep train, man. You got a good mattress? I was talking to somebody about this just yesterday. And I sleep on the Dream Line from Stearns and Foster. They let me basically go in there, into a store, without knowing anybody, and pick out a mattress. This was years ago when I first got this mattress. It was the most incredible experience sleeping on that thing the first night. It's got a nice pillow top. Cool thing for you is right now they're doing Mattress Price Wars. It ends Sunday at 7 o'clock. This is what we're talking about. We're talking about all those big brand names. All the names that you've heard me mention here on the show. Beautyrest, Select Comfort, Stearns & Foster, Posterpedic, all the big ones.

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37:17By the way, we are now podcasting the entire Mikey Show. MikeyShow.com. You can now get the entire show on podcast, not just one or two segments that we're doing, but the whole kit and caboodle. Some of the text messages that we're getting at 35253. Mikey, in Zest's blog, he wants to know how to get rid of the horrible sound in his car. I have a solution. It's called... A new car. You're going to pay for it? Lemon. That's P1 Kung Fu. Mikey, I spent all day yesterday listening to old podcasts. When will the next B-Rob show be? Loved it. Best thing ever. Yes. That's P1 Coca-Cola. All right. We can do this. I have an answer for that, by the way. The next time, I have to take a number one, and I'm not back yet. All right. Every time I go to the bathroom and I'm not back in the studio yet, it's The Rob Show. Oh, yeah. First of all, you know it's The Rob Show because the only music that he uses when coming out of commercials is the Dropkick Murphys. What? Skipping off to Boston. Yes. What? Yeah, sticking up the city of Boston. Is that what it is? Stinking up Boston. Yeah, stinking up Boston. It's already been done. Stinking up to Boston. Let's see. Mikey, aloha.

38:39I just wanted to know, what's next with those PETA people? Are they going to protest against roach motels? That's P1 Flying Hawaiian. Mikey, I just saw an awesome bumper sticker that says, guns kill people just like spoons made Rosie O'Donnell fat. That's P1. What? That's P1's SoCoJ. What? That actually makes sense, though, doesn't it? Yeah. Well. Yeah. Rosie O'Donnell. Guns kill people, and you know what made Rosie O'Donnell fat? Forks. I want that so bad. Does that not make perfect sense? If we could just get rid of forks, everybody will be thin. Hey, Oracle, did you watch the final table at the World Series of Poker last night? Yes, I did. Even though everybody tried to ruin it for me, I did. What do you mean? Some jerks.

39:41Yesterday, as I was driving in, I listened to sports radio. Just all willy-nilly announce who the final two are. And I'm like, dude. So I wrote them an email and complained. And I was like, dude, that's irresponsible broadcasting, man. You need to give people the heads up if you're going to spoil something that I've been watching for four months waiting to get to this final table. But yeah, Danish Pro, Peter Eastgate won $9.1 million. Yesterday. That's it? Yeah. He's the youngest main event champion ever at 22 years old. Oh, my gosh. He beat Phil. Oh, snap. His old record. How about that? It was pretty cool. It was pretty cool. But, you know, they did a little different this year where, you know, they waited like six months. to have the final table, because they didn't want spoilers to get out there, but it still happened. Spoilers to get out there. In fact, ESPN, Zeth texts me about two, goes, dude, don't watch ESPN, because on the scroll, you know how they have the news at the bottom? Yeah. They were putting who won. Yeah, on their website, it was there. Like, news, the news was reporting it.

40:50And it's like, dude, it hasn't aired yet. When does it air? It aired yesterday. So it aired like 24 hours after it happened, right? You guys, why do they do that? Because they can't do it live. You can't air poker live because there's so many hands that don't matter. They try to put all the real important hands in there to make it compelling. But still, it just blows, man. It's so hard in today's age of information. Yeah, people want to get info out there. So, Ashley's mom, you know Ashley's mom. Hi, Sarah. Oh, I love her. Yeah. I'm raining up here. I hope you have a good week. It's raining up here. Oh, my. So, if you call, I'll know how you're doing. I'll talk to you later. Bye. There she is. I love her. Now, let me ask you, Ash. What I have here, is this a message or a conversation? So, this is the deal. She called me on Monday. like right after I got off of work and she left a message because I don't pick up her calls anymore because I want her to leave a message. And the message was like, hi Sarah. She's like, I got a day off tonight. She's like, call me. I'm like, oh, whoa. Because my mom never has the day off and I've always wanted to call her and have it like record the phone conversation. But she's in school. She's a teacher all day. So I would like have to come back at night and I just hadn't done it yet. So I was like, this is my chance.

42:17So I came back to the station and called her at, like, 2 o'clock in the afternoon on Monday because I knew she was home because she had the day off. Yeah. And this is the phone conversation. Hello? Okay. Already. Oh, yeah. You have no idea. Already. So good. You have no idea. Hey! That's fantastic. I mean, come on, guys. You've got to give it to Ash. She does do a pretty good, hey! Yeah. Because I'm at work, I had to call you. Wait a second. Yeah, right? She's asking you. Why do you sound so funny? It's raining. What's up with your voice? That's great. I'm glad you have your job. I'll say that again. Oh, I'm so grateful. What's up with you with your day off? Yeah, I get two days off. They gave us today off, too. I'm clearing off my table. I had papers. A load of paper.

43:29Give me a chance to kind of catch up because I've been, you know, you know how it is. You can't even blink, you know. Oh, yeah. So, you know, Stephen, I guess we're going to have fun at Thanksgiving. My brother. Stephen's your brother. He is coming to San Diego for an interview on December 5th. Did you know that? Yeah, he emailed me. We're going to hang out. Oh, that'll be fun. Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah. I'm so excited. It's the first time he's gone down there since you've moved down there. Where is your mom from? Where is she from? Where is your mom from? The Emerald Forest? Can't you tell? Mordor? I mean, where did she grow up? She grew up in L.A. Yeah? Went to USC. Wow. All right. Got her architecture degree. Okay. Married my dad. It's fantastic. I mean, she's always lived in California. Oh, he's going to like it. Oh, yeah. Now, you're promising, you know, just economy and everyone's FICO score and all this stuff. You know what FICO score means, right? What? Huh? Huh? Wait a second. Isn't it FICA? You should start that over. I can't pull it back. I can only pause and unpause. I can't go back. You know about your FICO score. Yeah, FICO. Your FICO score? What the? Does she mean?

44:47Come on. She means FICA. Okay, because I know what FICA is. I know that that's like the federal government takes that out of my check every couple. It says FICA and then I have something taken out. Is there such a thing as a FICA score? Well, my mom sometimes will mispronounce things. Okay. Oh, wait a second. That doesn't sound right. I'm making sense. Like she calls Pellegrino Pellegrana. Yes. Remember when she called Top Ramen, Top Raymond? Yes. So she... It happened. Let's listen. Okay. You're not sure? What? No. Well, it's your credit score. So if you ever want to buy anything, they're always looking at your FICO score. So what you want to do so you have a good FICO score is you're promising me you're paying off your credit card a little bit every month, I hope, because I think you just need to do that. It's a priority, right? I was watching Suzy Orman and all these people and the ridiculous credit card bills they have. So I thought, I got to tell Sarah again, promise me you're paying that down. I don't want you to be like all the other idiots out there. I promise. Because I think a lot of people, I think that's one reason why our economy is like it is, is people just weren't really thinking about how they were spending their money. Of course.

45:58So, yeah, you're not, I mean, there's a ton of people. It's a mess. It's a mess. I know. So, okay, and so you had a good weekend? Oh, okay. Subject change. She's very sporadic. I mean, she'll go from one thing to the next. She's being a good mom. Yeah, she's being a good mom. She wants to let you know about the whole credit thing. The whole FICO score. Every time we talk, she talks to me about paying down my credit card and reading more. Every time I talk to her. Every time. It's like a theme. Yeah. She sends me articles. what's on the Suzy Orman show. Yeah. Well, whatever's on Suzy Orman that day. Oregon State game at the Rose Bowl on Saturday, Mom. We took an alumni bus up there and went to the... How fun, don't we? Oh, wow. They're my new friends that I met. Can we take that... How fun! Can we use that as a drop, please? What do you think I did? Merit and then her friend, Christy. Her name's not Merit. It's Pippin. We just had the best time. The three of us went up there and we brought all this food and, you know, just like tailgated and made, you know, all these friends and, you know, and it was rad. Oh, I bet that sounds like fun. Oh, yeah. Well, that was a fun day. Yeah. Who won? The UCLA lost. Oh, shoot. Yeah.

47:22The UCLA, by the way. The UCLA. I was really hoping you would. Yes. The UCLA. No, it was the UCLA, which, as you know, is something that not everybody has said, but some people. I personally believe that US Americans are unable to do so. Because some people out there in our nation don't. have bounced, and I believe that our education, like, such as South Africa and the Iraq, everywhere. And the Iraq and the UCLA. That's right. You know, my parents were UCLA grads. My mother said that she hates that. UCLA! Oh, my gosh. Oh, wow. What the? It's a new drop. And whenever we are talking about UCLA, we will be able to play Oh, my God. This is phenomenal. It's beautiful. Can you talk to her once a week, please? Yeah, you need to. Please? I know. Wait for the laugh. Don't even bring it up. Oh, my. Let it go already.

48:40She's probably one of the first women that graduated out of there. Oh. You know, she graduated when she was 19 years old. Yeah. With highest honors. Mm-hmm. Dude. We're looking forward to Thanksgiving. We're going to have fun. You know, Laura and Adam are going to be there, too. Yay. So it'll be the four of you. Where did she get it? Yes. And my mother. My mother will be there. Oh. Oh. Hey. She's like, oh, Sam. Oh, boy, she's all excited. We're excited here, and you're going to be there. That's because we party. Oh, my God. I mean, I mean, this is drop central. Oh, wow, just a gem. Ash, get Sean this audio immediately. I've lost count. Immediately. I mean, it's the best.

49:39Yeah, then she's like going, oh, God, this is too much. Oh, God, you're funny. Okay. Ashley didn't even say anything. I'm in drop overload. I'm in drop overload. I'm in drop overload right now. Oh, man. This is crazy. Isn't she the best? It's incredible. I love her. That's crazy. So you're getting a lot done. Well, you're taking a break now. Are you going to go home? Yeah, I'm going to go home. I got to stop by PetSmart and get Sammy food. Not like she needs it. All righty. Well, have fun. Okay. Well, I love you. I love you, too. I'll talk to you later. Okay. Okay, bye. Bye. Wow. Just absolutely, undeniably phenomenal. Now you know where I get the laugh from. I do. You know what I mean? I think we know where we get everything. Yes. Yes. My God. Within the next hour, let's please have the laugh as a drop. Okay. Funny. I mean, there's about a million, so let's get back to Sean right away. On the show today, we got a great show for you today. First of all, I want to remind you tomorrow we're live out at Qualcomm. The whole show out there live at Qualcomm tomorrow morning, so make sure you're there.

50:57But if you want to win Snow Jam tickets this morning and a $400 gift certificate for a snowboard, we're going to be playing Lyrical Gangsta next. Call us right now if you want to play Lyrical Gangsta. We'll be playing it next. You just got to know the lyrics to songs. Don't call us unless you know the lyrics to songs. But if you want to win a $400 gift certificate for a snowboard, call us right now to play. Also, credible email today about parents that have to move back in with their kid. It's the kid that's a grown-up now writing us, telling us, what do you think about this? YouTube clip of the day. Didn't get to get to it yesterday. Joe Scarborough dropping the F-bomb on MSNBC. We got it bleeped out, but we have the audio. We'll play that for you. Our text number is 35253. Our phone number, 570-1053. This is the Mikey Show. So you're the guy who pooped in my tuba. 105.3. Open your wallet. Now take out all your money. Find the nearest trash can. and throw it all away sound crazy well if you have a credit card and are barely making the minimum payment or not making payments at all that's exactly what you're doing throwing money away towards interest and late fees instead of paying off your debt if you want to get out of debt completely out of debt you need to call genesis financial today for free information 1-800-400-1154

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56:54Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae have now joined other mortgage companies in offering to renegotiate mortgages before customers end up in foreclosure. Giants pitcher Tim Lincecum wins the... This guy knows who that is. Well, it's good news. It's good news. She knows who that is. It's exciting. She never says anything when I do sports and then all of a sudden... Well, yeah, because you don't talk about the Giants. Anyway, Tim Lincecum wins the Cy Young Award. He's the second Giants pitcher to win the award. This guy's... Dancing. I don't understand. I don't know. I guess she's real excited about Tim Lincecum. Timmy talks about winning the award. I was more shocked than anything. I mean, as far as, like I said, the competition, I was hoping that I'd be in there and in the mix, and it would turn out that way. But I was really thinking that either Weber, Santana, or even CeCe had it. So as far as that goes, my reaction was...

57:55What is this, drop day? Is today just drop day? Did Ashley's mom win the Cy Young? Seriously. That's another drop. All right, text messages we're getting at 35253. Mikey, it's the FICO score. It's your credit score. Come on, guys. P1 wave tamer. Didn't know. Didn't know it was called the FICO score. Yeah, I Googled it, and he's right. Yeah, I mean, I knew there was a score that you had. I didn't know it was called the FICO score. Well, and I knew there was FICA, so I... Yeah. Far bad. We apologize. We don't know what's up. Much smarter than we thought. Yeah. That's right. Mikey, when is BO going to make the BCS bracket style like he said on Monday night? He promised. He did not promise. Yes, he did. He was asked what he would do. If elected. No, he never said that. I'll eliminate the BCS. No, he did not. I'm sure you guys wish he had that power, but unfortunately he doesn't. My first 10 days in office. I would have voted for him. That's right. Hey, Mikey. Did the artist formerly known as Sir Roosevelt Zethia Notes, the third junior Esquire MD, DDS president and CEO as seen on TV ever find out about B-Rob's 911 call?

59:08Oh, my mom. Yeah. Basically, we heard that all 911 calls are available to the public. And when B-Rob was doing his man on the street the other day, a guy called 911 on him. Yeah, that's all. And so we wanted to hear the call because it's available. And what did you find out, Seth? I went to the city of San Diego website and I put in a request for the audio. So they should be getting back to me pretty soon. Right on. Wow. Mikey, did Ashley's sweet old man Tom call her yesterday? That's P1 Implored. Did he call yesterday, Ash? No, I actually blogged about it, and I put a picture of him up on the blog. Wow. So if listeners want to know what sweet old man Tom looks like. But yesterday, all day, he didn't call, and I was like, oh, maybe he got the idea. I'm so bummed. Yeah. That can't be any gay. Only to realize, though, that my phone service, like, ended. And so my phone was, like, didn't have service yesterday. So nobody could call me. Really? Yeah. And so then, like, I found that out late afternoon and went and got a new phone, but it's a different number. So, like, there's no way for him to contact me as of right now. Yeah. Until I get my old number switched to my new phone. Yeah, I'm taking a look at him right now. He's probably, like, you know, actually 24 years old. He's wearing the old man suit, you know.

1:00:30He's just trying to get dates. He looks so innocent. Yeah. Yeah. For sure. Excuse me. Okay. A couple of more text messages that we're getting right now. Mikey wanted to say I'm from North Carolina on business and heard a morning show here called their listeners P1s. I almost punched my radio. Miss you guys. That's P1 Space Boy. So P1s apparently sweeping across the nation. Let's see. 570-1053 is our phone number if you want to call us. Spaceboy has business? I know it. That's the crazy thing. I know. That's crazy. What's going on? What's going on with his business? That's weird. Hey, by the way, I wanted to remind you, I'm going to keep reminding you, our show is now a podcast. The entire show, I'm sure Spaceboy is listening to us from... South Carolina, because you can get the entire show on podcast at MikeyShow.com. Our phone number is 570-1053. You need it for this. Now, the eShow presents the search for the truth behind the words, the logic behind the lyrics. It's time to play Lyrical Gangster. You know how this works. It's pretty easy. Yeah. What you do is you call us right now. 570-1053. Do you know the lyrics to songs?

1:01:51Are you one of these people that really pays attention to what they're actually saying in the song? If so, call us. 570-1053. And we will give you a little bit of trivia about the words in the song. And you tell us. We'll give you a couple categories, too. Hey, P1 Derek, how you doing, man? Pretty good, yeah. I'm doing good, man. It's good to talk to you. How are you? Doing wonderful. Hey, man, how old are you? 23. What do you do? Tech support. Tech support? Yep. Do a little tech support. Yeah, we got a lot of guys that work in that industry. Greetings. Yeah, that's right. So people call you and they go, hey, man, this is broke. Can you tell them how to fix it kind of deal? The company I work for, we do, like, self-service kiosks. So I call, like, managers when they have hip jams and tell them they got it cleared. Because sometimes they don't realize. Seems like a pretty easy job. You just call them up. You're like, hey, clear it up. That was just a simple thing. Take that paper out, bro. Yeah. I like it. What does load letter mean? Yeah. All right, dude. Derek, here are your categories today. You got 80s pop, classic rock, and hip hop jams. I was going to classic rock. Let's do some classic rock. Your classic rock question is in the song Hot-Blooded by Foreigner. He says, that's why I'm hot-blooded. Check it and see.

1:03:21I got a fever of what? 103. You got that right. Dude, you just won yourself snow jam tickets. Snow jam. And I'm going to let you hear the snow jam jingle here. There it is. And also a $400 gift certificate for a snowboard. Awesome. Yep. Hang on the line. Pretty nice. Awesome. Great prize. P1 Nerd Lover is on the line. Hi, nerd lover. Hey, how are you? What do you do for a living? I'm in sales. You are? How old are you? I'm 24. Can you tell us what kind of stuff you sell? Yeah, I'm in the automotive industry. I'm a credit bureau reseller. There you go. There you go. Excuse us. Yeah, I like it. All right. All right, here are your categories today, P1. And why nerd lover? Are you in love with a nerd? No, I just, I don't know. I just like nerd a lot. Yeah.

1:04:40I just love smart people. I think they're really sexy. Don't we all? Don't we all? Here are your categories. You've got hip-hop jams, 80s pop, and classic rock. 80s pop, please. Let's do this. Your 80s pop question is... In the song Jack and Diane by John Cougar Mellencamp, he says, Sucking on a chili dog. Outside the what? Oh, Eddie is up in arms. Oh, my gosh. I'm going to do it like this for you. You ready? I'm going to do it like this for you. Sucking on jilladeau. Outside. The Tasty Freeze. You got it. You got it. Oh, yeah. With your feeling in the rest of this song. Yeah. Bye.

1:05:44Not sure what that meant. There's a line and you crossed it. Yeah, definitely. Yeah. About two lyrics ago. Oh, yeah. Hang on the line, nerd lover. Yes. You won. Hang on. I'm so excited. Thank you. That's right. Hang on. That was good. P1 John O is on the line. What's up, guys? Good morning. Good morning, dude. How you doing? I'm doing good. How you doing? Not too bad. What do you do for a living, John? I do sales as well. A lot of salespeople. Yeah. What do you sell? I work for an ice cream company. Do you get all the ice cream you want? Yeah, right. I wish. Do they even give you a discount? Is it Ben or Jerry? I heard it was Jerry. I knew it. That's right. Their producer's Little Tommy, right? Yeah. Ben and Jer? No, no. Is it Ben and Jer? I thought it was Ben and Jer. They've been in this town forever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, you can't stand on the radio that long unless you're good. Pushing retirement. All right. Any day now. Helper Boy, Cherry Garcia. Wait a second. Chachi Crunch is not on the phone. No, it's a different guy. He's not on the show. He hasn't been for 40 years. He never was, actually. All right. Let's move along, then.

1:07:04P1 Jono, your categories are hip-hop jams, classic rock, and 80s pop. What do you want? Let's do 80s pop. You got it. Your 80s pop question is, in the song Cuts Like a Knife by Bryan Adams, he says, driving home this evening, I could have sworn we had it all worked out. You had this boy believing way beyond what? Oh, this guy is squinting. Really, Mike? Double check. Oh, that's shocking. Would it make a difference if I did this for you? Driving home this evening. I could have sworn we had it all worked out. My throat's a little messed up. Okay. You have this boy, baby. Way beyond the... Oh, it must be bathhouse. Oh.

1:08:29Way beyond the best. Oh, that makes more sense. It's Shadow of a Doubt. It's Shadow of a Doubt. Rewrite the song, Mr. Adams. I know, I know. I'm sorry about that, dude. Let's do one more. P1 Tim, you there? I'm here. Tim, how old are you? I'm 26. What do you do? I'm a security dispatcher. Right on, right on. So that means that if something goes wrong, you call for help? No, if something goes wrong, I send my officers there. You send them out there. Yeah. Gotcha, gotcha. All right, here are your categories. You got hip-hop jams, 80s pop, and classic rock. What do you want? Give me hip-hop jams. In the song Gold Digger by Kanye West, he says, you will see him on TV any given Sunday, win the Super Bowl, and drive off in a... What? Sunday. You got it! Home yesterday by myself, my wife, and my son had gone out to visit somebody, and I was singing this. It was on the radio. I was singing this song in the house by myself at the top of my lungs. You're going to have to. And...

1:10:18I'm not ashamed to admit this to you, and if anybody judges me on this, go right ahead, because all I can say to you is I know you've done it, too. I was using my right hand as a microphone. Shut your mouth. You've done it, too. Shut your mouth. You've done it? I was by myself in the house. I've never done that. I've never done that. I have never done that. You do it. What? Unbelievable. Unprecedented. I'll see. In its ballsiness. Unprecedented. Unprecedented rocks. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. 570-1053. Our text number is 35253. Why do you lie, liar? Thank you, Michael, from the office. When we come back, I've got to read you this email this dude wrote us about his folks.

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1:15:39I'm McLaurin on Rock 105.3. The show continues featuring the very cool Mikey. I am not cool. Eddie. I cannot be when I'm sleeping. Sky. I am a massage whore, as we all know. Sean. Lately, I've been really obsessed with cleaning in between my fingers. Boston Rob. I love rocking a toothpick, and I never buy them. I get them from restaurants. Ed Ashley. Above and beyond. The show. The Mikey Show on Rock 105.3. Welcome back. It is 718. In a recent interview, it sounds like Lindsay Lohan refers to Barack Obama as colored. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you want to hear it? Well, I mean, how do I follow things like that? I know it. I know it. It's impossible. I know it. Yeah. I wanted to ask you about the election because obviously it's the biggest thing that's been going on. And I know you were a really big Obama supporter. So tell me what that night meant for you.

1:17:25It was really exciting. It was such a, I mean, it's an amazing feeling. It's a whole, it's our first, you know, colored president. So that's like, it's, I'm so thrilled to be a part of, you know, the country while that's going on. All right. Now, it happened very fast. She said it very fast. And so, you know, for those of you that are like, hey, hang on a second here. You know, I don't know. I didn't clearly hear her say colored and everything. So let's listen to it one more time and just. Because let's be fair. Just play it again. I wanted to ask you about the election, because obviously it's the biggest thing that's been going on. And I know you were a really big Obama supporter. So tell me what that night meant for you. It was really exciting. It's it was such a I mean, it's an amazing feeling. It's a whole it's our first, you know, president. So that's like it's I'm so thrilled to be a part of, you know, the country while that's going on. OK, now, if we are saying to ourselves, I don't know about this. I don't believe that she said the word colored. Okay, okay. I want to go with that. In fact, I'm going to allow you, person that says, I didn't clearly hear her say it. All you got to do is play spin doctor. You're going to be her publicist. And so you're going to tell everybody what she did say. What did she say? What will fit in that? In fact, Sean, give me some match game music. What will fit into the word colored?

1:18:52Instead of the word colored. He is our first blank president. You got to fill it in. What did Lindsay, you play her publicist. What did Lindsay actually say? Eddie. Withered. Withered? He is our first withered president. He is our first withered president. Skye. He is our first cupboard president. He is our first cupboard president. Meaning that. There haven't been a lot of presidents that like to get snacks in the middle of the night. Right, right, right. He is Sean. So he is our first corduroy president, which is kind of a hip way of saying he's kind of young, he's progressive, and he wears cords. Okay. Ashley. He's our first... Okay, well, I don't know. I'm not really sure if... He's our first curious. I don't know that curious fits within colored or... Okay, let's say it's he's our fierce...

1:19:56He's our first courageous or curious president. B-Rod? African-American. Okay. I'm just going to edit the clip. Put that in. Zeth. Zeth. Pigmented. Pigmented president. Maybe she was actually saying he's our first pigmented president. Mikey Sher, do you have any guesses as to what Lindsay may have been saying? Yeah, she was saying this is our first collared president, like the collar on your shirt. It's our first collared president. You don't know that. All the presidents have worn collars. You don't know that. No, no, they were all suit and ties before him. That's right. And this guy is a polo-wearing, you know, sort of collared president. You could be hired as a publicist. Yeah, he's the closest. Yes. Mikey Show, are you there? Yeah. What do you think?

1:20:53I think it's brother. Brother. He's our first brother president. He's our first brother president. And OK, Sean, stop the music. Just for context, let's hear the clip again. And what we have to do is play her publicist. She didn't say colored president, but what did she say? I wanted to ask you about the election because obviously it's the biggest. thing that's been going on and i know you were a really big obama supporter so tell me what that night meant for you it was really exciting it's it was such a i mean it's an amazing feeling it's a whole it's our first you know president so that's like it's i'm so thrilled to be a part of you know the country while that's going on honored okay eddie i i changed my answer what did she what did she said holla president I like it. I like it. So what could she have been saying? That is the question. That's what makes it a little bit difficult. Yeah. So I'm sure that her... Now, a lot of people may be asking themselves right now, and those people that are asking are 68, but why can't you say colored? Well, it's not really PC anymore. Not very PC anymore. Now, you've got to tell my dad that. He didn't know any of that stuff.

1:22:11He still says Oriental. Well, that's acceptable. He still says colored. Different time, different generation. He just hasn't heard. He'd have no idea. I'm black and I'm proud. Thank you very much. You can podcast our entire show now. Not just one or two little things here or there. You can get the whole show at MikeyShow.com if you want to because we are podcasting the entire show. thing now. I think Lindsay's publicist is podcasting this for ideas. Is that it? Yeah, for sure. She should. Or he. I don't want to be sexist. I don't want to be sexist and leave the guys out. Leave the guys out. I want guys to feel like they can't be publicists too. I don't want to dash any of those dreams. I know it. You know, like, hey man, I can dream a dream. Tell me what you think of this email. Mikey, I was listening yesterday to George Chamberlain, your money guy, and I almost called in. My parents had their house foreclosed on. I wanted to see if he could give me any advice to get them back on track. They had to move in with me, and it's not the most comfortable living situation. My wife and I have two kids and now a real full house with my folks living here as well.

1:23:30It's so weird seeing my mom in the morning making breakfast. Well said. It's like I'm 12 again. My dad likes to watch TV, so I don't even get to watch the shows I want. I can't tell my wife. I can tell my wife is over it. She's done, apparently. My mom does stuff around the house that my wife usually does. She's just trying to help. But it's getting to my wife. There is no plan on how long they're going to stay. I know I owe it to them, but it's really weird. That's P1 Johnsonville brought. Hey, listen. Yeah, that can be tough, right? Big time. Big time. I mean, it's like you're living at home. It's what it looks and feels like. It's like you're living at home. But you can't not let them move in. I mean, they did everything for you growing up. Right. I mean, you've got to help out your parents. This is awkward. And in terms of that whole thing in the email where it says, my mom does stuff around the house that my wife usually does, Sean has even talked about this, that his wife's mom will come and do housework. What about his mom? Oh, yeah. What is she? We're not talking about that. I mean, we're talking about moms, and you said his mom, and then you corrected yourself. His mother-in-law. He originally said his mom, and they corrected himself. My mother-in-law.

1:24:58clean stuff around the house too? My mother-in-law does, yes. French maid outfit? What, Eddie, I didn't... Did you just say in a French maid outfit? It's so weird. It's so weird. Why would she? Great question. Anywho. So, yeah, that would be weird. You know, you're in your house and, you know, the mom is doing like the... I mean, in some respects, if my dad were to take out the garbage, I wouldn't be mad at it. You know what I mean? Women are very territorial. Well, and when you have a routine, you know, especially when people start doing things without asking, you know, that's when it's like, oh, hey, I'd love to do the dishes for you tonight. Or, hey, can I take the trash out? You know, that's one thing. But just to go ahead and do it is like, okay, I thought this was my house. So, Eddie, what do you say about this? Well, it's tough because if it's my parents, I don't care. You know, I'm used to them.

1:25:58But I get that my wife would be like, dude, no, I'm not liking this. And probably vice versa. It's the in-law thing that's the problem, I think. I think he's probably cool with it. He probably doesn't care. But if his wife is starting to get a little antsy about it, then they've got to figure something out. They can't just live there forever. I mean, that's pretty tough. That's a tough situation. There has got to be somebody listening right now that's either going through it, been through it, or has known somebody that's been through it. 570-1053, have you been through this situation? The mom and the dad moving back in? Dude, plus, you get into a conversation with somebody, right? And you're talking and you're talking and something comes up about, yeah, you know, and the other day, my dad, da, da, da. Oh, do you live at home? Oh, no. My parents live with us, actually. Listen, now you have to adjust. You obviously have to adjust the way that you live. If you used to walk around in your underwear, unless you feel comfortable walking around in your underwear. It's your parents. Come on. Listen, my brother Steve, no problems. He'll come home and visit.

1:27:16He's like, hey, my parents have seen me in my underwear. It's like he's 12, you know? What? You too, Ash? No, I said that's a little bit weird. You don't do that, right? I'm completely... See, this might be weird actually for some people. I'm completely okay changing in front of my mom like 100%. But of course not in front of my dad. Like, that would be weird. Yeah, my brother, he walks around in his underwear. He doesn't care. I think that guy in the email kind of said it, you know? He owes it to his parents, but... As a grown-up, I think he needs to set a few boundaries. I remember when we first moved here to San Diego, we didn't have a home yet, so we stayed with my parents for a little while. We did everything we could to stay out of their way, but there were just little things that got under my skin that if my parents were to live with me, I know would still happen. My mom wants to know what the plan is for dinner. Like, what's the plan? Are we making something? Do I need to fend for myself? I love that. When does she want to know? Like the afternoon time. About 12? Yeah, maybe 12, 1. That's a great idea. I mean, it's about six hours late if you ask me, but hey. When I'm leaving.

1:28:30Where am I going? When am I coming back? Am I going to be back for dinner? Do I need snacks? Does she need to pack me snacks? When we were living there, she was wondering if I wanted her to prepare snacks and food for me to bring to work every day, like my lunch. You're so lucky. My mom is like mom of the year. You didn't have a problem with that, right? I didn't have a problem with it, but part of it got under my skin just because I'm used to being an adult. I'm not used to that. I'm not used to somebody, even though she's not. Oh, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me. Even though she's not nagging. Make my stuff for me. Even though she's not nagging, just somebody asking me where I'm going and when I'm going to be back. Yeah. Like kind of. Now, hey, check it out. That's annoying. Now, wait, wait, wait. What you have here, though, is two completely different paradigms. that is the reality that sky lives in and so for her it's a little weird yeah the reality that i live in man bring it on like i would love it but we're coming from two different places with it you know like for her mom was a little much my mom was a little

1:29:38Hey, Mom. So, you know, you got the two different realities with it. But I can see if they came to live with us, it would be that same kind of stuff. And I love them to death. And of course, I owe them and they're welcome anytime they need a place to stay. But get out. But still, it would be hard. Close already. Close on this thing. Escrow. I'd have to close the door when I went number two. I hate that. I hate that. Sky just gave us the body language for it. Yeah, I actually did. I mean, these are things that would have to happen. I felt so closed in. Oh, it was like I was suffocating. Instead of making everyone else suffocate. Skye, talk to me about what would go on inside when she wanted to know what the dinner plan was. Well, this was a tough one because my husband comes from a household where it's like you eat what is given to you and you eat it all and you don't question it.

1:30:46And I come from a family where we're all picky eaters. So my mom, my mom's like straight out of a 60s TV show. Like my mom would literally cook like a separate dinner for like all of us. Like we would sit down and on the table there'd be like chicken, salmon and ribs, you know. That's crazy. Because we all like different things. And so my mom, you know, when we were living there for a few months, would say, well, what do you guys want for dinner? And my husband had the hardest time with it because he'd be like, well, whatever you're making, whatever you guys are eating. No, no, what do you want? And they would do this back and forth of him going, no, whatever you're making, you know, I'll be happy to eat whatever you're making. Well, Joe is going to have this and Skye's having this and I'm having this. So which one would you like, you know? Wow. And to us, we're like, hey, we're already imposing. We'll just go out to eat. No, no, no, no. I want to come over to dinner because I'll be like, let's see, filet mignon. Yeah. If you don't mind, some lobster. You got any seasoned curlies? Yeah, yeah, yeah. A side of waffles. Yes. And a small. A small. Yes.

1:31:53Chocolate shake. Because I'm trying to wash my finger. Not a large, a small. Cherry's Jubilee, and that's it. That's all. Cherry's Jubilee, and that's it. That's it, Mom. So she's the best, but it's just, again, kind of changing your routine. It's different from what you're used to. 570-1053. P1 Michelle's going to first explain what a P1 is, and then give me your take. What's up? Hi, Mikey. Let's see if I get this. A P1 is someone who gets to the point, turns down the radio, doesn't cusses, and listens exclusively to the mic. That's right. Nice. Nice. Nice. So what's up? Okay. I'm so upset listening to everybody. Listening to everybody complain about having to change a routine because their parents live with them. First of all. Do you think that your parents want to live with you? Like, it's embarrassing for them. Like, and it just seems like so selfish for people to complain about their parents living with them. Like, they don't want to be there. But Michelle. But Michelle.

1:33:06did you ask to be born? I mean, you know, they're the ones that had the sex that made you, and so don't they then owe you that? Oh, my gosh. I'm asking. I'm just. You know, be a part of your life, and there's so much other things that parents do for us. You know what I mean? And it just seems so selfish. Michelle, to defend us, I think every single one of us said we would open our doors whenever needed. But we have to. That's true. But we have to acknowledge the fact that, yeah, it would change our schedule, change our routine. It doesn't mean we resent our parents, doesn't mean we don't love them or appreciate them. Are you married? The caller, I mean, or the person who wrote the email, he said that his wife is over it. I'd be like. I'm over you. You're getting over my period. You can get out. Hey, listen to this one. She is not married. P1 Michelle. P1 Michelle. You are married? I am married. Listen to this, Michelle. The last line of P1 Johnsonville brought email to us is, I know I owe it to them, comma, but it is really weird. So I think you're right. He thinks it's weird. He's not digging it.

1:34:32Wow. Well, it is weird. His parents don't want to be there. It must be so humiliating for them. I was so upset. If my parents needed to, I wouldn't care how long they stayed with me. I would not care. You might not care, but your husband may care. Because my parents come first. Your parents come first before your husband. Mike almost spit all over the console. I did. That could have been bad. I almost spit all over the console. I was, hey, listen, it's her opinion. Hey, Michelle, thank you for the call. We appreciate it. Thanks. Wow. Cannot play with them. I don't share that one, but hey. I wonder how the hub feels about that. Oh, yeah. P1 Gas Man. Strong marriage. Hey, Mikey Show, what's going on? What's up, man? Hey, my mom's been living with us since April of this year. Wow. And she lost her home in foreclosure. And I considered a blessing. And so does my wife. Now, why is it a blessing? Well, I think God designed us to live as a family unit and we need to be there for each other. OK, but that doesn't necessarily answer the question. I mean, why is having them live there and take up your family space that you got with your wife or whatever?

1:35:54Why is that a blessing? Oh, because the chores get handled. Okay. Okay. So she's your maid and you're thankful for that. Maybe. That's a blessing. Maybe it is. I mean, hey, listen, maybe it's one of those deals where you go, hey, listen, we couldn't afford a babysitter. We got one now. Me and the wife get to kind of spend time out of the house. That's an answer. Doing the dishes isn't an answer to me. If he considers that a blessing, whatever. If that's his idea of the blessing. It does work out like that in these tough financial times, too. It's nice to have a little extra income in the house, too, because, you know, if they're respectful of you, they're going to help with groceries. Absolutely. I agree with this guy. But, Eddie, isn't that looking at it the wrong way? Now you're putting your parents to work and considering that a blessing? No, not at all. My family unit. I'm not saying that it's not a blessing, and I'm not saying that it wouldn't be cool having your mom or having your folks live with you.

1:36:56If it's a group decision, if your wife is cool with it and you're cool with it, then it works for you guys. In some situations like this emailer, it's not working. So it just depends. My wife and my mom have been friends for a long time. My wife and I are coming up on our 20th wedding anniversary. Oh, that's great. Yeah. They've been the best friends the whole time. Now, see, now that's a situation if P1 Johnsonville brought, if his situation was like your situation, he'd be good to go. But his wife? I don't know, man. His wife apparently doesn't have that kind of relationship. She ain't having it. She is over it. It is a blessing for your family. Yeah, for your family. That's right. There you go. Shawnee. My parents actually came to stay with us for a couple of months at one point. Yeah. I'm interested in your comment. That's it. It was an innocent. I haven't even said it. I accept that. Sean, we know there's a history there. Okay, so they came to stay for a couple of months and I actually had to ask them to leave because it was too much of a strain on my marriage. Wow. My wife, absolutely nuts. How did you ask them to leave? I did it just like that.

1:38:15I said that it's putting a tremendous strain on my marriage. I'm fighting with my wife every single day. And if you guys stay here much longer, it's just going to get even worse. And what was the problem, Sean? Was it just the sharing of the space or not defined rules? It was partially that. And my wife really felt like there was a certain level of disrespect in terms of, you know. What they were doing in the house, consuming food, not contributing, not helping out. Wow. You know, abusing the home, that kind of thing. That's tough. And I think that's the fine line, you know? Being too sexy. Eddie. Are you saying that you believe that was a complaint? That's a thing, yeah. I would assume, Mike. I don't know. Maybe I'm wrong. And if so, I will take full responsibility. You're saying if you're wrong about this. It hasn't been proven out that you're wrong. But if, in fact, you are wrong about this. I will be the first to stand up and say I am incorrect. But as far as I know, I think I am right. As it stands right now.

1:39:23But you're willing to hear other sides of it. Oh, yes. I have an open mind. If, in fact, your opinions are looked at, vetted, and in the very end, it turns out that you are proven to be incorrect, of course you'll make concessions. Well, here's another side to it. You're an idiot. There is no way to talk to Mike. He is a good person. He doesn't deserve that. I don't think that that's respectful. I don't think that's respectful. You've got some growing up to do, buddy. Here are some text messages we're getting at 35253. She's smart. Mikey, Sky's mom, is awesome. I bet she would even pick her up from work if she had a sunburn. Wow. That is P1. My mom's the best. P1 Taylor. She would do anything. Absolutely, she would. She is legit. One time she provided sunscreen for all of us, and we each got to pick our SPF. It was not one SPF that goes to everybody. I wanted 45. Eddie wanted 15. I just wanted a tanning lotion. That's right. Ladies and gentlemen, our text number is 35253. Our phone number is 570-1053. Hey, Mikey.

1:40:33Why are you guys broadcasting at The Q? That's P1 Chula Vista. That's a good question, because we are going to be collecting canned food goods, and we want you to donate. Tomorrow, we'll be broadcasting the entire show live from The Q. Awesome! Anybody that brings 10 cans gets one shot at our turkeys and our turkey pin. Turkey! I'm talking about Boston Rob and Zeth dressed as turkeys. Turkey! You also get to watch us do this paintball competition. It's going to be the team of Eddie and Sky and Boston Rob and Ashley. Sky's fired up now. You're into it, right, Sky? You can't. Remember our talk yesterday? I don't know. What was the talk, Eddie? She thought there was going to be a lot of exertion and running around. No, it's not like that. You're going to duck behind certain things and stuff like that, but you're not going to be running around. She's like, oh, well, then that sounds fun. That's fantastic. That's awesome. When we come back, is James Hetfield and Jason Newstead and the guys in Metallica going to be reuniting? No. We'll tell you after this. Snowboarders and skiers. It's time for a free lift ticket and huge savings.

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1:43:46It's the biggest names and the best Chargers coverage. Extra Sports, 1360 AM. Come to the San Diego Bay Wine and Food Festival Grand Event at the Embarcadero Marina Park North, now through Sunday with over 160 wineries in attendance. You don't want to miss it. For details, visit worldofwineevents.com. In the middle of a very tough commute right now, you've got brake lights staying with you solid here in the South 15 from before El Norte Parkway. All the way down past the Arantia before you back up to speed there. The Coaster Ride, South 5, they're suffering as well. From Point Setty Lane in Carlsbad, pretty slow and go all the way to Solana Beach. The Westbound 56, you've got the solid slow ride coming off the 15 through Penasquitos all the way to the 5. So just a string of brake lights along the whole entire freeway there. The Westbound 8, getting pretty heavy as well, coming in through La Mesa as you came in towards Severn Drive. That stays slow to Lake Murray. Slows again from the 805 past the Q to Texas Street in Mission Valley. The West 94 King Freeway.

1:44:45That's pretty solid as well from Federal all the way to downtown. And coming up out of the South Bay, this 805 is specially jammed up out of Chula Vista. Up past the 94 slows again through North Park. And then you've got the very heavy stuff again approaching the 163 for a slow crawl over the 52 into the Golden Triangle. I'm Rick Lawrence on Rock 105.3. P1 Allen? Yes. You went into Sleep Train in San Marcos. I sure did, Mikey. Went in there. We were going to get the Queen. Told them I was the P1. They upgraded us to the California King. and took $1,200 off the price. That's pretty amazing. Yeah, it was nice. And they gave us the pillows, mattress cover, sheets, everything for free, free delivery, all of that, just because I said I was the P1. There are certain things in my life that I considered no-brainers. You know, at the time that I married my wife, I knew that one was a no-brainer. Nobody's going to put up with the stuff she puts up with and is still real cool about it like her.

1:45:43But there's also things like when I talk about AIS and when I talk about Sleep Train, these are no-brainers in life. If you're doing anything other than Sleep Train or AIS, it's not the best decision you could be making. Sleep Train is the best decision you could be making if you need a mattress. It's an awesome mattress, too. The Beautyrest Plush Paris. I mean, it's gorgeous. That's nice, dude. That's nice. Sleep Train in San Marcos. Sleep Train is your ticket to a better night's sleep. Thanks, dude. It's Mikey. Check engines. Check brakes. So many things can go wrong with your car. That's why Pep Boys invented one place that can make them all right. Check oil. Nobody beats Pep Boys every day. Low prices on oil changes and tires guaranteed. Get an oil change and filter for just $19.99. $19.99. Or do it yourself with five quarts of Shell Oil and ProLine Filter, only $9.99. Buy any three installed tires, get the fourth tire free. Any size, any brand. Buy three, get the fourth tire free. After mail-in rebate excludes Cornell. Ask about our great financing deals on tires and car repairs. Pep Boys is the only tire, parts, and full-service center in America. So when the light comes on, just come in. Pep Boys does everything for less.

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1:51:481-800-777-4AIS. It's 1-800-777-4247. That is so great, dude. I'm really happy for you. And I mean, for people that are listening right now that have heard me talk about AIS and have not called yet because they're like, it must just be those people or whatever. What would you say to people that have not called about AIS yet? I would say it's for real. Check it out. Yep. It worked for you, right? It worked for me. Thanks a lot, man. It worked for Tom. It can work for you. I appreciate you calling in, Tom. 1-800-777-4247. It's AIS. Tell them that I told you to call. I guarantee you, you're going to be so happy. Or try their website, AISinsurance.com. Healthy lips should never go naked. So, are you going to slip on ChapStick Moisturizer? It's made of 10 moisturizers. So it feels light and smooth and ultra-hydrating. Nothing completely new for you to put on. It's new ChapStick True Shimmer with shimmering highlights to give lips a beautiful, radiant shine every time you put it on. So if you want lips to look and feel healthy, never let your lips go naked. Always wear ChapStick. Use as directed. Need a little economic stimulus payment in time for the holidays? Don't wait for the government. Come to Mossy Nissan.

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1:54:40Back to the Mikey Show on The Rock. Rock 105.3. Miller was a good girl, never wanted to be late, complain, express ideas. This is Tracy Moran. This is Tracy Moran. Yes. No, it is not. Obviously, it's Jack Johnson. No, it isn't. I've heard. Welcome back to the show. It's 7.57. PETA held a protest in front of Lowe's in Mission Valley. They had a woman in a bikini stuck to an oversized mousetrap. Former NFL player LeVar Arrington calls his former coach Joe Gibbs a coward. Are you kidding me? That's not good. That is not a good thing to do. Wow. What were you just laughing at? This is crazy. One of my old...

1:55:56My elementary school classmates is my friend on Facebook and is sending me my old elementary school class photos. Dude, they're crazy. Like, what are we talking? Like, third, fourth, and fifth grade. No! Wow. It's unbelievable. And then Rob, out of the blue, goes, dude, that reminds me. Pulls out his high school yearbook. I guess he was showing Sarissa it. Where did he have it? In his survival backpack? In his bag. Is it his survival backpack? Just in case. Just in case bag? His just in case backpack? Dude. Was that what it was in, Rob? No, no, no. Okay. It is the Rob's senior. Is that your senior picture? Yeah, that's my senior. It is one of the funniest pictures I've ever seen in my life. Dude, if we could have tape recorded Eddie's reaction. No, I never want to. My head is hurting. Eddie was laughing so hysterically. Like, dude, it was. hysterical laughter. And Eddie shows it to me and I burst out hysterically laughing at this picture in the yearbook of Rob. It is something else. It's supposed to be my senior photo, but I went to Catholic school for the last couple of years of high school and they took like a regular, I don't even know what they took. They took like a regular photo of me so I don't have my senior picture in there. Yeah.

1:57:15And then I was showing him the class picture of me, and I'm in the corner, like, being a goofball. Really? Yeah. I'm a little bit surprised. And then he shows me this picture of, I don't know, when he was in Boyz II Men. Oh, really? It's when I went to D. Brown, Robert Parrish basketball camp. Say again? At Babson College. Motown, Philly. Yeah. It's back again. Yeah. Well, we were coming up with these ideas, and Sky had a pretty good idea. Sky's like, we should take all of our, like, you know, group photos from when we were kids, put them on the website, and have listeners try to figure out which one's us, which is a great idea. And I said, we should also put these pictures. Of, like, us and our senior pictures, which mine's humiliating. Mine's great. Mine's humiliating. I look good. We take our senior pictures, we put them online, and we let people, like, you know, draw with their mouse. You know what I'm talking about? Doctor them up. Yeah, doctor them up with their mouse and do stuff to them. That's not a good idea. And see, like, what listeners come up with. Ham and...

1:58:30A goatee on us when we don't have one yet. So we will do that. And all of these things will be available soon. We're going to get these all going on the website. We'll have to censor those ones before we. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Definitely. For sure. Right. This one says, hey, Mikey, today's my 40th birthday. And my husband didn't even say happy birthday to me. That's P1. He's planning a surprise. Relax. Yeah. He's planning a surprise. He better be a big one. It better be a big surprise. Can everybody relax? How do we know? How do we know? He could be. Oh. Oh, my. Let's see. There has been an increase in weapons sales since Obama won. Oh. Obama. Talk to me. Well, the FBI says that there was nearly a 49% jump over last year, same time period, when Obama won the election. I think it's tough. Yeah, I think it's good, Sean. And, of course, they're assuming it's because gun owners or people who want to be gun owners are scared that the Obama administration will restrict their rights, and so they want to get a jump on it just in case.

1:59:52Aides to Obama say that gun issues are a very low priority for Obama, and he supports common sense measures, and so people don't really need to freak out right now. Oh, I can't hear anything. I don't know what's going on. Oh, hello. Is this Barbara? Can you guys hear me? I can hear you now. Are you talking in the phone? Somebody was trying to screen me. I don't know what was going on. You have an open line here, Barbara. You can call whenever you want. I said it's Shauna, and they put me right through. Rob, I don't know what was going on there. Hold again. First of all, happy hump day, everybody.

2:00:51Wednesday to you. Don't ask Gary what that means. That's right. It's a big day after the election, and I'm really happy to be calling in today. Actually, the election was last week. You guys know that they called the day after the election Black Wednesday for a reason, right? That's not a thing. What's the deal? The election was last night, and we partied pretty much all night long. Oh, gosh. Barbara. Barbara. She's been out of it for a week. She's really tired. She's excited. Barbara. Oh, yes. Hello. Barbara, what are you doing? Oh, hi, Eddie. What did you call about? You called us. Right. I was saying that I am so proud of Barack Obama. I was in Chicago last night watching him give a speech after he won. Can we get serious just for a second, you guys? Of course. I don't mean to make it too serious, but it really struck me as I was standing there in that audience of whites and blacks like myself and people of every color and of every nation. You want to know what struck me the most that I saw with my own eyes? What's that?

2:02:08Oprah Winfrey using a porta potty. Oh, really? Wow. It's like seeing a unicorn. But it was a historic night, and that's what she takes from it. And I just want to say to all you conservative West Wingers that can just sit there and talk about all you want, because last night it was about change, and I'm going to be honest with you guys, before the election, I thought change was something I threw up my homies to get me some Popeyes, too. But the truth is... But the truth is... You're not black. Change. It's about even a black woman like me being able to afford the premium package on my own 9 Navigator. That is not what change is about, Barbara. There's no better way that I can say it than to just say a few times I've been around the truck. So it's not.

2:03:04It's going to happen like that because I ain't no hollerback girl. I ain't no hollerback girl. Barbara, do you know when Stephanie's white? It's a white song. It's a very white song. Did you know that's a white girl singing that song? That is a white girl singing that song? Yeah. When Stephanie. I thought that was Rihanna. No. Uh-oh. Hey, can I get your guys' thoughts on Sarah Palin? What do you guys think about Sarah Palin? Don't you love her? Isn't she gorgeous? Well, I'm really glad she didn't win, and I'll tell you why. Whoa. For one, that weave was awful. She doesn't have a weave. Okay, hold on. She doesn't have a weave. She does have a weave, and I could have ripped it right off of her. Barbara. You're very confused. You know, me and my homegirl Keisha were talking about it yesterday. Is that right? Yeah, Keisha. We were getting our nails did, and I just want to say that Sarah Palin's bling is so outdated. It was tacky. It looked cheap.

2:04:03Her bling? Yeah, all of it is stupid. All of it is fake bling. What are you even talking about, Barbara? She was really put together, I thought. Hey, guys, can I ask a question? Sure. Right? Yes. Yes, you are. Yeah, big time. I am so happy that Barack won last night. It was a week ago. It was a week ago. I haven't been this happy since I was in the pageant circuit. Let me tell you about it. I rose through the ranks. Yes, I was, Eddie. I rose in the ranks to become Miss South Carolina. What? Absolutely true. I'm going to look this up. We can check these things. What year? Actually, last year. Barbara. Unfortunately, I was not a very good role model. High on quaaludes the entire time. I messed up one little question about finding America on a map. That wasn't you. That wasn't you. Eddie, YouTube ruins lives. Say it. YouTube ruins lives. Say it. YouTube ruins lives. Thank you. It does. That's weird. Boston Rob should really stop putting people on there. Well, he doesn't do that. Just call 911 next time. Guys, nostalgia has died here. Okay, let's put a nostalgia.

2:05:25No, you're really slurring. It's nostalgia. You're slurring like crazy. Osama will be an outstanding president. He's a great representation of my people. Did I say Osama? It's Obama. With a B. Oh, gosh. And you're white. At least I know how to flush. Don't come after me, Barbara. She got you there. By the way, Eddie, I know how to read the news. You do? Yes, I do. But you don't know what date it is. Let's talk after the show, Barbara. I love Obama. Do you? Who doesn't? He's got a sick crossover. Y'all fretting. Barbara. Can you do this on my face? Oh, no. This is bad. Can you do this on my face? That's not cool, man. Oh, boy. That's hilarious. You want to know something, you guys? What's that? You pass out for a few hours, a few days, whatever people just want to draw all over your face. That's not cool, man. Sorry about that. Not only do I not think that's cool, but I also... Oh, yes.

2:06:42You white people are so intimidated by a strong black man. Next thing you know, people are going to try to discredit Obama and make all these racist comments like, oh, his first order of business is going to be to put a basketball court in the White House. I bet you'll say that. I bet you'll say that. I bet you'll stereotype and make racist jokes like he's going to put. He actually is going to do that. You see, Eddie, that's the kind of racist remark that puts this country where we are right now. Because he's black, he's going to be on the basketball court. He is going to do that. He's getting rid of the bowling alley. I'm glad your boy didn't win, Eddie. Sorry to say it. That old crack of honky white bread milk toast John McCain didn't win. Okay. I'm through. You've already won. Anyone care for a vodka and chicken soup? I'm taking it off the oven and I just wanted to do it. Just more bowls for me. Obama keeps his promises to legalize opium.

2:07:54I don't think he promised that. Is that why you voted for him? I don't think he promised that. No, he never said that. He did not say that? No. Are you sure when that was going? I'm pretty sure. Well, he could have said it. I don't know. I love that man so much. Really? I can't tell. Well, it just goes to show you that dreams can come true here in America. That man grew up in such a tough situation. And I know you guys know this, but I don't mind reminding you. With his whole family and the projects, his brother JJ running around saying dynamite all the time in Florida. Trying to make ends meet. And Janet Jackson shows up. It's an amazing story, you guys. It's an amazing story. Good times. It's an amazing story. Guys, can I offer you a vodka and chicken soup? Oh, she just fell again. Oh, no. Oh, this is bad. She's a mess. She's a mess. Don't wake her up. Don't wake her up. All right. Should we draw on her some more? So I should do that. Hi, Eddie. Why did you call it? Mikey Show. Why can't you just have a coat?

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2:10:30And those brake lights stay with you all the way to Solana Beach. South 15, the usual back up here still from the 78th of Via Rancho Parkway. Still slowing again from Carmel Mountain Road down into Poway. The westbound 56 starting to ease up a little bit through Penasquitos. Get you right around Camino del Sur. From there, it's a slow ride through the valley out to the 5 connector. Traveling westbound on the 8th to watch for slow traffic here still from Jackson Drive out to Lake Murray. Then again from the 15th and past the Q to Texas Street. The west 94 also still solid brake lights on the King Freeway from Kelton all the way to downtown. And things are starting to improve a little bit out of the South Bay in the 805 northbound. Kind of scattering now through National City, but it does get quite heavy. Approaching Mesa College Drive for a slow crawl over the 52 to Governor Drive in the Golden Triangle. I'm Rick Lawrence on Rock 105.3. K1 Speed, man. They are so awesome. This is the coolest electric cars. Yeah, I'm a car guy and I love sports cars. I love cars and everything. But the problem a lot of times is that you can't really race legally and get out there and tear it up. That's what's awesome about K1 Speed. You got a race car driver inside of you and you don't think you're ever going to make it to the NASCAR circuit. Go down to K1 Speed, get in these things and experience the exhilaration of going around this sucker in a 20 horsepower.

2:11:44electric cart. You don't have to smell the gas fumes. It's awesome. K1 Speed's got a killer website. K1Speed.com San Diego 105.3 The Mikey Show continues with Mikey. I find that I am actually afraid of many animals. Eddie. My brain of objects. Sky. I am extremely frugal and pretty much only buy things. When they're on sale. Sean. I tend to think a lot about creating inventions for law enforcement. Boston Rock. I'm the only guy I know that's able to pull off, getting pulled over in the courthouse parking lot, wall parking. Oh. And get a ticket. And Ashley. I'm extremely prone to self-inflicting injury. The Mikey Show's on. It's worth every penny. Rock 105.3. It's a Mikey Show at 815. Eddie, I don't know how you're going to feel about this, but Will Smith's son, Jaden?

2:13:25will star in a remake of The Karate Kid. Oh, Eddie. Eddie. Oh, I don't know. Reaction. Eddie. Eddie. You don't think it's good because he doesn't look like Ralph Macchio or what? No. First of all, you don't remake perfection. Totally agree. Secondly. Did you just say you do not remake perfection? You heard it. I 100% said that. Oh, yeah. Quote him on that. Yeah, well, the script. Get him a body bag. Yeah. Well, the script was written especially with Jaden in mind, and Will Smith is going to produce the movie, which will start filming. Don't do that. Don't do that. Please, I beg you. It will start filming in Beijing next year. Beijing? Why Beijing? It took place in Reseda. I don't know. Did it really? Is that where it actually took place? Yeah. Wow. That's brutal.

2:14:26So I'm sorry to be the bearer. You ruined my day. I ruined your day. I'm not kidding. He's not liking it. Welcome back to the show. Reminder, full show podcast available for you at MikeyShow.com. I love it. I'm not talking about one little bit here and there. I'm talking about the whole four or five hours or whatever, however long we are on the air. Every day it's different. Our shift goes until 10 o'clock, but we never get off at 10. We always get off after 10. Before we went to break, I told you that, you know, is Jason Newstead going to reunite with Metallica, their old bass player? I don't know. Sky? No way. Well, here's the deal. Come on. Metallica is nominated for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame this year. They are? Yeah. That's cool. Yeah. Yeah. That's very, very cool. You know, you have to like. have your first album come out 25 years ago and then you're eligible. So this is their first year of being eligible and they were nominated. Based solely on their work in St. Anger. Just based solely on the work of St. Anger.

2:15:37So it's pretty much that they're a shoo-in to get in. But, you know, we'll have to wait until January to find out who gets in. And I don't know if you remember the story of when Blondie was nominated into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. And there was this whole issue of bringing up original band members, who gets to go on stage. And it was a big debacle. So Rolling Stone Magazine was interviewing James Hetfield and asked him if Jason Newstead... will be included in those ceremonies and invited on stage with Metallica if, you know, they get inducted. And James Hetfield said definitely. Wow. Yeah, he said no doubt about it. It's not going to be weird or anything. Jason Newstead was on the albums. He deserves to be up there. He put up with our crap. He was in the band for 14 years. He deserved to be there. They then went on to ask about Dave Mustaine. Dave Mustaine, original member of Metallica. And James Hetfield said no. James Mustaine, Dave Mustaine will not be welcome up on stage. It's only for people who were on the album. And Dave Mustaine, he was an original member, but he's not on the albums. And so now he will not be. Hey guys, it's Lars from Metallica. Perfect timing. Yeah, I just heard you guys talking about Metallica. Yeah, sure.

2:17:02It's Metallica, and yeah, we were. Yeah, did you guys say that we were a shoe-in? Well, I think Sky said that, but I don't, you know. I mean, we have to wait and see, but. I was just calling you to tell you guys my shoes are wooden. Yeah. You were as a. Gross. I'm from Holland. Yeah, you are. Lars. It's Lars from Tallica. Thank you for playing that. Oh, that was it. That's all he was calling to say. I was going to tell us his shoes are wooden. He's got wooden shoes. Fair enough. All right, so we know. It's going to be hard to hit the snare drum when you've got the wooden... One would think. One would think, but who knows? Maybe not. There is going to be a farewell show for the program TRL on Sunday. Oh, this is so sad. Ashley represents the younger generation on the show. I had to Google TRL to find out what it meant. It's a great show, and I've been watching it since... Practically, I was born. Yeah, I know. They have great interviews. It's an adult. It's very relevant. The music videos are just popping. Children watch it, right? Yes, little ones. Yeah, for little ones. Growing minds. Tweens. They're pulling out all the stops for their big finale on Sunday night.

2:18:19They're going to bring back all the hosts, Carson Daly, Vanessa. Sky, first of all, that's a rude thing to say. So rude. Politically incorrect. Now Eddie's naming names. And there's going to be tons of, you know, artists and performers coming on. Timberlake, Christina Aguilera, Nelly, Beyonce, 50 Cent, Snoop Dogg, Fred Durst, Jonathan Davis, Travis Barker. It's going to be like a satellite thing. So that's going to be this Sunday night. Yeah. Well, I'm looking forward to it then. Yeah. Set your TiVo mic. Yeah. I always want to be on top of it. I just have things set up on my web browser that if anything with the words TRL happens on the internet, I just want to be able to... To alert you? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I want an alert to be able to immediately alert me. Well, and you're a huge Carson Daly fan. You don't love him as much as Seacrest, but you do have a passion. That's a ridiculous thing for you to say. I would like to be Seacrest. That's ridiculous. What, Mike? I'm sorry, I missed that. I would like to be Seacrest. Okay, well, he's not going to...

2:19:31be there Sunday, Mike. I would like to be Seacrest. That's taken out of context today. Carson Daly will be there. I would like to be Seacrest. All right. I didn't say that. Let me hear you, Mike. Everybody just calm down. Do you think that all those stars will actually show up? They're supposed to, but, you know, we'll wait and see. Oh, my God. Hello? Wait a minute. Hello? That's really amazing. Fred? Oh, wow. This is an exclusive. What an honor. Fred, you're going to be there at the thing or what? Yeah, it's going to be really cool. Whoa, whoa, whoa. I don't know. Is that like your regular speaking voice or something? It's all good, yeah.

2:20:31That's trippy. Oh, my. It's the biscuit. It's the biscuit. Okay. With a Z. That's good. The biscuit. The biscuit. Chocolate-flavored water. Chocolate-flavored water. That's called hot chocolate, by the way. No, no, starfish-shaped hot dogs. Wasn't it the hot dog-shaped starfish in the chocolate water? Wasn't that the name of it? No, no, no. Well, it's been a while. It hasn't worked for a while, so he forgot the name of it himself.

2:21:25What? What, Fred? I'm going to go Google it. Thank you, Fred. That's Fred Durst, ladies and gentlemen. There he is. It's Fred Durst. It's a jam-packed celebrity line. You know what I mean? It's a jam-packed celebrity line. That was really special. You never know. That's crazy. Oh, my gosh. So why is the ACLU suing Fallbrook High School? Why is that? Oh, I'm sorry. I'm still trying to. From Fred Durst. From Fred calling in? Yeah. This is such a surprise. Who knew that he would listen? That's really weird.

2:22:03Yeah, so the ACLU has filed a lawsuit against Fallbrook High School saying that they have violated the free speech rights of their students by canceling their journalism class, by getting a faculty advisor out of the journalism department as well. And it all starts with like these two articles that were written. This is what the ACLU is basing their case on. One was in regards to the superintendent. And the fires that went on back in 07 and, you know, Fallbrook High School being used as an evacuation center. So that was one of the issues. And the other issue, because these articles never made it to print. They were submitted and the principal said, no, we will not print this. And so that's why ACLU is getting involved. So and then the second article was in May of 2008 talking about abstinence only sex education. And again, the principal would not print that. So now lawsuit city. Wow. Well, we have a clip of an ACLU spokesperson. The person's name is David Blair Loy. And it's David Blair hyphen Loy. So did he get married and took on the wipes? Hyphenated last name.

2:23:18Yeah, his name was... That's what it sounds like, right? I don't want to... Lest anybody think, well, Mike, you're being sarcastic. Yeah, unless his parents hyphenated their names. Their names. And then he was born with that name. Either way, somebody hyphenated it. We are going to guess that his name was originally David Blair, and then he got married, and he took on his wife's name, and so now he's David Blair Loy. Or he could have been the other way. He could be David Loy and his wife's name. And his wife's name was Ben Jarvis Green Ellis. He's a running back, actually, for the New England Patriots. Cut 55. Someone does not understand the free speech rights of student journalists. The Fallbrook High School principal, twice illegally censored, a piece that's written by student journalists. The class was canceled abruptly, as well as retaliation. Class be reinstated, and we'd also like an apology. If you work for the ACLU, you have to hyphenate your name, I would think. In fact, if he really had rocks, he would be David Melissa Blair Lloyd. If you really wanted to get out there and sort of like, hey, listen, I am here in the millennium. Hear me roar. Hear me roar. I would be, you know, Mikey Becky Summers Esparza. Let's see. This is David Shinoff.

2:24:45Which I had an elbow off last week. This week, shin off. I hope you win. He was Ross and friends, right? No, no. Totally different guy. That was David Schwimmer, I think is who you're talking about. What a joke name that is. Sorry about that. He is an attorney for Fallbrook and he is saying that the ACLU has it wrong. Cut 56. The information in it was false. plagiarism, accuracy. The district is fully committed to all their students having their First Amendment rights respected. All right, fine. When you're in high school, man, I mean, yeah, definitely, you know, you got to have all the rights and all that stuff. But when you're in high school. I hope that you're not like I hope they're not like letting kids write like really slanderous stuff. And like, you know, that was the because I saw this on the news last night. And that's what they were talking about. The stuff with the the one article about the superintendent, the principal was claiming at the time that he thought that it, you know, bordered on being slanderous. And that's why he didn't print that. But the absence only sex education never really got addressed why that one didn't go to print. Yeah. Well, all right.

2:26:03How are we doing on time? You've got two minutes. Oh, two minutes, Mike. You're on the clock. Go. It's enough to do this. It is enough to do this. Now it's time for the YouTube clip of the day. Joe Scarborough. He is... He wrote the Maniac song. No, that is Michael Zambello, I believe. Very close. Wrote the greatest theme to The Greatest American Hero. No, that is Michael Scarborough. Get on track here, buddy. Yeah, you're very close. This is Joe Scarborough, and he does a morning show on television on MSNBC. And two days ago, he was very, very animated on the air. He was in the middle of doing this speech, and he was getting going, and he was getting going, and didn't realize Cut 53. The nature of this campaign has really been the steady nature of Barack Obama, the steady nature of David Axelrod, the not so steady nature of Robert Gibbs only because he went to Auburn. But these are good, decent, steady men that don't go around flipping people off or screaming you at the top of their lungs.

2:27:12I suggest that you miss the Jay Carney story. That was the Jay Carney story. I didn't use the word. So, so, so Mike. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No way. Did he know he was on TV? Well, he comes back on, Eddie. Okay. And it's going to go by this quickly. It's going to go by this quick when he says this. But I think he actually, at one point in this clip, in the beginning, tries to blame it on Ambien, the sleep medication. Again, I think you might have to decide for yourself. Cut 54. Let me call a timeout. Yeah, there you go. Yes. No, you meant to say the letter. Hold on. Come to mommy right here. I may be the one on Ambien if I actually said the word instead. Did I say the word or did I say what Jay Carney said? You almost did. You meant to say the letter, but we should clarify and apologize if everyone heard it that way. Jay Carney had told a story earlier about a conversation. He used the word, but it was all fair. Yeah. Fine. Apologize. Move on. So I repeated. So great apologies.

2:28:28If I said the word instead of the letter, my wife is going to kill me when I get home. I am so sorry. Great apologies. I'm going to text her right now. Now, Chuck Todd, I'm going to go get some soap. So that's what you get for telling political stories. It's true. Live TV is a trip. Live TV is a trip. You know, here's the thing. It doesn't matter what it is. I don't care how politically correct the show is or how newsy the show is. There should always be a delay, no matter what. I agree. You know, because, you know. People slip. Sometimes you take Ambien. Yeah, sometimes you take. Is that what it sounded like? Kind of what he was saying? Oh, definitely. A reference to Ambien? I think that it was. Nice. Sounds cool. That's the number one song downloaded. Download it on iTunes right now. It's by Kanye. It's called Heartless. Our text number here is 35253. Our phone number is 570-1053. We are doing a full show podcast now. Just want to let you know. Mikey Show. Oh, yes! It's a proven fact. Nothing beats the power of two.

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2:34:54all over his fingers. You're saying Barack Obama picks his nose chronically. Okay. I don't think that's... Back to the Mikey Show on The Rock. Rock 105.3. What is this? This is still the number one pop song in the country? It's pink and... Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Rock moves. Rock moves. This should be called rock moves. Welcome back. It's 837. In a recent interview, Jen Aniston says it was uncool of Angelina Jolie to talk publicly about falling in love with Brad when he was still married to Jen. Padres and Braves are still negotiating a trade for Jake Peavy, although the Cubs are trying to get in the mix. They may try a three-team deal to get the Padres what they want. Go Cubbies. Ladies and gentlemen. Earlier in the show, I said that over the next few days and over the next few weeks, we are going to be unveiling some gigantic things for the show. Things that were going to take the show from being an extremely popular show here in San Diego to even more new heights of popularity.

2:36:15One of the things that we've done, as I told you, is that we're now doing podcasts for the entire show. And we have much more in the works. One of which I would like to unveil to you now. Sean, give me a drumroll. Ladies and gentlemen, we now have a brand new MikeyShow.com. Check that thing out. Go to it right now. Go to MikeyShow.com right now. M-I-K-E-Y-S-H-O-W.com. Go to MikeyShow.com right now and look at the brand new site with new stuff. This is great. Oh my gosh. With new stuff. New features. Easier to use.

2:37:20The Mikey Minute. You can now go on to MikeyShow.com and every single day you get to see a little video that we will make every single day of the Mikey Show. Blogs immediately available. We also blog now Tango and Logan. Sky's Cats. Sky's Cats, Tango and Logan. They have a blog? Yeah, they now have a blog. That's cool. That's weird because they're cats. Yeah. They got a lot to say. They do have a lot to say. Okay. Would you like to hear a sample? Yeah. Gosh. This one, the date is, I guess this was written during election night from Tango. Okay. It says, well, hello again from freaking Wacko City. Boo is pacing around screaming at the TV about politics and the sky is telling him to relax.

2:38:22The other cat that lives here has been meowing at the refrigerator for an hour. Sounds accurate. Spectacular. I've decided I'm going to learn Greek. I'm so bored. Yesterday, the man played some sort of techno music really loud and cooked something they won't let me eat. I truly despise both of the humans that live here. The woman is very warm, though, and last night I made her believe I liked her so that I could sleep in that oven she calls her chest. Spectacular. Did I mention the other cat's been meowing at the refrigerator for the last hour? I really do want to learn Greek. I was thinking about that Rosetta Stone thing. How does he know about that? Next time I'm browsing microeconomics on the computer, I'll see if I can get Boo's credit card info. He doesn't know I use the computer. I almost got caught a few nights ago because I was checking my E-Trade account. E-Trade? What is that? I sold a bunch of high-risk stuff. Anyway, he walked in and I pretended I was being bad or something. So lame that I have to do that. By the way, I can't vote, which is fair. I'm a freaking cat. But if I could, I would vote yes on eight. No, no, he would not.

2:39:51When I was a kitten, this was common sense. I'm so bored. I need a mint. My breath is humming. That is Sky's Cat Tango. The site is so easy to use now. Podcasts are made so easy to get to. Our blogs are made so easy to get to. New on the show is a big giant section. First thing on there, B-Rob's yoga poses. Yes. Right under that, Ashley's mini corn dog eating contest. Right under that, Ashley's professional pinup photos that were taken of her by a professional photographer. Of course. Below that, Chris Cornell in the studio. Below that, the Rey Mysterio in the studio. Below that, the worst tattoo contest. Below that, Ashley's nugget eating contest. Way down at the bottom, B-Rob's words of wisdom, which is a videotape feature of B-Rob. Yes. That you have to see to believe. Ridiculous. Our blogs, the help page, the Mikey Minute. It's so much easier to navigate. It's so much easier to navigate. It is so easy to use. It's got just every single thing you want. MikeyShow.com. M-I-K-E-Y-S-H-O-W.com. Rob, you sending a blast? You sending a blast? Send a blast.

2:41:19Send a blast. Blast it. Blast it out, Rob. Blast everybody and let them know Mikey just unveiled the brand new MikeyShow.com website. Click here to see the brand new website. So good. Dude, it's amazing. Wow. It's an amazing website and it's been a long time coming. It's been under construction for so long and what we wanted to do is just unveil it to you. Whenever it was time and it's time. And there's a lot more to come too. Oh, dude. There is so much more stuff coming to this website. And I'm talking features that you will be able to see on a regular basis. Like website exclusive stuff. Absolutely. Stuff you are going to flip out about. And in terms of the changes that are coming to the show, you're not going to lose anything, but we're going to gain some stuff. We're going to be adding some new things on the show that you are going to flip. That are very funny. Very, very funny things. So if you can, check out our new MikeyShow.com right now and check out the brand new Mikey Show website. It's MikeyShow.com. Tomorrow we're broadcasting the entire show from Qualcomm. Yes, yes, yes. Sky.

2:42:49That's your opponent that just said pow in your face. That's your opponent. That's your opponent. Do something, Harrison. Don't let her get in your kitchen. Get all up in her grill. Get all up in her. Come on. Go for it. Tell her something. Ashley, please don't shoot me in the face. Oh, come on. You don't say, Ashley, please don't shoot me in the face. Oh, this is... Mm-mm-mm. That is ridiculous. That is no kind of smack talk. So do we get, like, bullet vests and stuff? Bullet vests. Bullet vests. Like, what are they going to give us, like... We're not shooting real guns there, sweetheart. But still, we need something for, like, protection. Bullet vests, by the way. Bullet vests. So, like, a safety suit? No. The things, like, when a dog mauls you, you wear? No. Like one of those fake sumo outfits? Like...

2:43:49Really, what should we wear, though? Because is the paint stain? Like, are we supposed to wear old clothes? Do we wear bikinis? I don't know. Does paint stain? Well, does it stain or not? Paint? Of course not. It's paint. So I got to wear clothes that I'm going to ruin. It's designed to go on the fence and fall off. Slide right off. Put a little hot water under it. That's right. Just throw a little oxyclean on it. Just throw a little dick around it. Just shut it up. Just get a sham wow and be done with it. Yeah, that's all. That'll work. Yeah, wear old clothes. Wear old clothes. Okay. Wear layers. Rob, can I borrow some clothes? Absolutely not. I don't have old clothes. All of my clothes are brand spanking new. I know you have that shirt from, like, fifth grade. Can I maybe wear that? Well, I'm wearing it now. The logo of Fear on it. Yeah, it's a good shirt, though. Fear logo on it. 570-1053. Text us at 35253. I want to know what you guys think of the new website. I want to know what you think of the new website. Awesome! MikeyShow.com.

2:44:48It's on right now. P1s. Check it out. It's awesome. And if you don't know the Mikey Show and you're new to the Mikey Show, man, you can learn all about the Mikey Show at this brand new website. MikeyShow.com. There's a picture of all of us that are on the show there so you can see us. We've even got a deal that says if you go up to the top. We have an area where you can scroll and you can kind of click on that and find out about all of us on the show. It's really cool. It's so funny. Oh, dude. We have designed this. We have totally gone through and redesigned everything. You're going to love the brand new site. MikeyShow.com. M-I-K-E-Y-S-H-O-W.com. Go check it out. See what the Mikey show is all about. It's pretty cool. And call us 570-1053 or text us at 35253 and let us know if you've had a chance to go online and check out this new site yet. We want to hear what you think about it. What do you think of Boston Rob's yoga poses? What do you think of the Mikey Minute? Too legit to quit.

2:46:12What do you think of all this stuff? And by the way, we have a P1 answering machine set up for you now, too. You can call it at 858-715-1923. That is the phone number if you want to leave us a message. food bit with him called Homeless Home Cooking with Boston Rob and he can make his famous Anaheim chili peppers and maybe even a pitted turkey and have you guys try it out. Sounds delish. Heat lamp turkey. I love it. I love you guys. Sounds good to me. Why don't we try that? Yeah. I know how to make cranberry sauce. Oh, you do not. Oh, yeah, I do. Here's somebody upset. Hey, you guys. This is T1 Nervous.

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2:56:04Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae have now joined other mortgage companies in offering to renegotiate mortgages before customers end up in foreclosure. Steelers running back Willie Parker is likely to return to the lineup and play against the Chargers this Sunday. Oh, wow. And it's there, right? Yep. Good times. Cakewalk, right? Yeah. Easy. Ah, for sure. What's the problem? See how talented we are? That's right. Just look at it. 11 Pro Bowlers. That's right. Come on. Hey, full show podcast, brand new website, MikeyShow.com. Go there. Tell us what you think of this new website. Mikey Show. Hey, good morning, guys. You and Taylor. Taylor. Hey, I love the new website. Sick. I love how you guys have pictures next to everything on the new on the show segment. I love the cat blogs. Yes. I love how Tango refers to sky as the sky. The sky. and the Mikey Minute looks like it's got a lot of potential. Dude, now, we've taped more of those Mikey Minutes, so we're loading them on there right now. We just wanted to get that thing on and let people be able to see it, so the website is up, MikeyShow.com. You're the only phone call on the line right now. Nobody's calling. I want to know what people think about it. MikeyShow.com, M-I-K-E-Y-S-H-O-W. Stop working. Get to it. Come on. Come on. Tell us what it is.

2:57:31Seriously. Start playing at work, people. That's right. All right, Taylan. Thank you, man. All right. Yeah, the new website is sick. It's awesome. It's got everything that you would possibly want in a website. And more. Because I don't know that anybody necessarily wanted B-Rob's yoga poses. Oh, they do. Once they see it. Yeah, they do. In that outfit. When are we getting new ones? Oh, dude. Yeah, when are you doing more yoga poses? I think this week. Oh, yes? All right, cool. Limber up, buddy. Oh, yeah. A lot of stretching before. All right. A lot of stretching. The website has just become extremely easy to use and navigate now. I have a feeling the reason the phones weren't ringing is people were playing with the website. I hope so. Oh, yeah. They were on there just messing around with it. Mikey Show, hello. Oh, boy. Mikey Show. Hey, Mikey. It's P1 Jason. What's up, dude? Hey, how you doing? Good. I just want to say the site looks great, really easy to get around, and I'm looking forward to seeing how it looks in the future. Yeah, dude. We're working out all kinds of little kinks, and so we're taking out little kinks, and so if you have suggestions or anything like that, that's one of the reasons that we have the thing like P1 Answering Machine. If you want to say, hey, man, I like the site, try this, try this, try this. 858-715-1923. How's the leg, Jason? Hey, Teddy. You feeling better?

2:58:54I'm feeling great. You haven't been on crutches for a while, right? Yeah, but I've been off before the 28-hour show. How did you, how did you, did you break it in, like, I know it was a car thing, but did you break it completely in half? It was my tibia fracture. Okay. Was Lawrence Taylor, like, standing there waving over to the sidelines, like, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here? All right, brother. Hey, listen, thanks for the call, dude. Take it easy, guys. Appreciate it. Mikey Show, hello. That's a bad P1. Yeah. Hello? Hello? Yes. Hey, this is P1 Desert Run. I just got a suggestion for the website. Go ahead, brother.

2:59:37Hey, you guys got to put on the Panda Band, man. That Panda song was the best I've heard. I got to put on every single one of the CDs I make from now and in the future. Absolutely. We can make a music video for it. Absolutely. We could. Oh, Sean. We can make a music video for it easily. Sorry, Sean. That's right. No, no. It'd be very easy to do. Sean stars. Eddie Young Bates. Here we go. For sure. I got backup. I got triangle. This is not happening. So good. Actually dressed in a panda suit, though. Duh. See, I didn't get the memo. I think we know why. I didn't know. He just showed up like that. It was a late night. Didn't have a chance to go home and change. Oh, right. The pacifier. He's missing a paw. That's why he's wearing glitter. Is that why there's a little stamp on his hand? You mean his paw. Yeah, his paw.

3:00:59Don't lick that sticker he's trying to give you. Nice. Good job, Sean. Very nice. Well done. Well done. Nike show. Hey, good morning, you guys. It's Penguin. Hey, Penguin. I had to put in my two cents on the website. I checked it this morning thinking it was going to be up early, and I've been checking it ever since, and it looks so good. How did you know that there was a new website? What? How did you know there was? Huh? I read your blog. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Whose blog? Who spilled the beans? I said that? Apparently it's Ambien. I don't really know how to put on the Ambien. Hey, listen.

3:01:55For Tango, that's great. Greek? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Penguin, don't play into it. How dare you? Tango wants to learn how to read Greek, I guess. I'm bored. Rosetta Stone. Those pictures are awesome. Thank you. Sky, what is up with Logan? What do you mean? See the picture? I'm confused by that. Let me see. Right in the middle. Just click on it. That's accurate. Logan? Well, I mean, that's not actually Logan. Why does Logan do that? Well, Logan, you know, he's special. Well, what does that mean? He's special to our family. And well, you know, I just like to refer to him as special. It kind of looks like maybe Tango as well, because I'm looking at that picture of Tango.

3:02:48Not much better. That's a little off too. Well, no, that's Tango looking at Logan in confusion. Okay. That's interesting. Hall of Famer P1 Sanjaya. Ladies and gentlemen. Good morning, Sanjay. Yeah, good morning. Hey, what up, dude? I was checking out the new website, man. Looks awesome. Pretty cool, right? Awesome. I have one suggestion, though. Go ahead. I just want the names of the poses that Boston Rob is doing for his yoga stances. It was. It was on there. Is it not on there now? Yeah. No, they are. I just checked it. They are? Yeah. I'm looking at it right now. The poses, the names of them are there. The names of them are to the right. Okay. You know where you click the arrow to go to the next picture? Yes. Right underneath that is the names of them. Like I'm looking at the boo right now. Click one more. I got the TP. Then I got the sobriety test. The ice skater. There's a pose here called Ashley just IM'd me. That's the weirdest one.

3:03:54Yeah. I have not heard of that one. So, yeah, Mikey Show. Be careful doing that one. MikeyShow.com. And I don't find it funny, actually. Hall of Famer. P1 Quimby's online. Oh, hi, Quimby. Hi, Quimby. Oh, hi, guys. Oh, my gosh. I love this website. I'm making it my homepage now. That's awesome. Good girl. Awesome. This is just the way to go. But I just love how now you don't have to dig around the site going. where the heck are these freaking pictures? Yep. It's all so much easier to find stuff. It's very user-friendly. We were working on the interface. We couldn't get the binary code just quite yet. Well, thank you very much, Quim. Thank you guys for doing this. Oh, hello. You are certainly welcome. Thank you. Oh my gosh, I love you so much. I'll see you later. You can text us at 35253 if you want to. Mikey, the new website is awesome. That's P1 Carla. Mikey, the new website looks pretty sweet. Just looked at it on my iPhone. That's P1 Tim. Mikey, hope you guys are watching the Couture fight this weekend. Go, Randy. P1 Zemke. Sky's shaking her head no. She must not have it. Is that the deal? Sky will definitely be watching Randy Couture wearing her fake faux hawk.

3:05:15As opposed to a real faux hawk. Let's see. Before we went to break, I said we were going to have Sky tell us about the list of hottest moms in Hollywood. Angelina Jolie, number one. Gotta be. I don't know why there's 11 here, but Angelina Jolie is number 11. That's not good to be number 11. Kate Hudson. According to foxnews.com. How could she not be number one? Kate Hudson, Nicole Kidman. Halle Berry. Okay, let's all calm down. Halle Berry's number two. Who'd you say after Kate Hudson? Nicole Kidman. The girl that sings Hollaback Girl. Yeah, Gwen Stefani. Number 10. Gil Gerard. Yeah, what about Gil Gerard? Erin Gray. Heather Thomas. Erin Moran. Heather Locklear.

3:06:13Shauna Moran. Number one. She wishes. Kathy Lee Gifford, for sure. Yeah. Just because you love her. Naomi Watts. Oh, that other one. Not Kathy Lee, but the replacement there. Regis. Frank Gifford. Yeah. Jessica Alba. Regis and Gelman. Sarah Palin. Jessica Alba is number four. Sarah Jessica Palin. That's it. Yes. Britney Spears. Estelle Getty, too soon? Eddie, come on. Estelle Getty, too soon, question mark. Sky, is Britney Spears on there? No. She is not one of the hottest moms. Christina Aguilera. Yes, Christina Aguilera. No, Aguilera is not on the list. She should be number one.

3:07:09Number one. Christina Aguilera should be number one on the list. Mariah Carey. Who do you think is a prettier mom? Gwen Stefani, Jessica Alba, Howie Berry. My wife can't be on the list. She's not a celebrity. She can't be on the list, but she'd be number one. Look at the brownie points. I really love you, honey. You really are my world. Oh, the mom from Little House on a Prairie. Yeah, what about her? Yeah, the lady from Little House on a Prairie. I've never heard of that show, Eddie. Really? Yeah. What about the mom from Eight is the Nuff? Betty Buckley, by the way, is her name. Just in case you guys were wondering. Mindy from Orgy Mindy. Yeah. Reese Witherspoon. No Keith Hudson. I should give a real answer, Ashley. Yeah, Ashley. Is everything just a joke with you? Try to be serious around this place. It's ridiculous. It is. You are. That one girl. Kid. Yeah. You're getting close. How many are you missing? You're missing number nine, number eight, seven, six, five, three, and one. What? Dude. What about Senator Palpatine? Julia Roberts? Madonna should not be on there. No way. Mikey Show. Blech.

3:08:34It's P1 Lance. Hey, I have a guest. How about Faith Hill? Oh, hello. Faith Hill is number three. Hang on. Are you guys saying to me? Yes, we are. Get over it. That's stupid. Let it go, man. We know you love Aguilera. Really? Faith Hill is a hotter mom than Christina Aguilera. I would say so, yes. I don't know what she looks like. You guys. Hey, man. Hey. Come on. This is America here. Yeah, it is. America. We're going to do whatever we want. So quit being racist because she's a Latina. Is she? A Latina. An albino Latina. It's in the name. Christina Aguilera. Aguilera. All right. It's Christina Aguilera. Oh, Jay Garner. Jay Garner. Let me tell you something. Jay Moore should be on the list before Jay Garner. Do you think Jennifer Garner's hot? Hotter than Christina Aguilera. A thousand times hotter. You guys are something. You don't get it, Mike. You guys got to screw loose. I just picked Christina Aguilera out of my shoe the other day.

3:09:40She's stuck to the bottom of my shoe. Aguilera on my shoe. Did you find a stick? She's number one. Not even close. Number plus one? A thousand. Number a thousand? Number 1,000. Number 1,000. The Kelly Ripa lady that does all the stove commercials. The Kelly Ripa lady that does all the stove commercials. Rob Kelly Ripa is number one. Yes! On the hottest moms in Hollywood. Mike's about to blow his top. I want to lodge an official complaint. He's got like a perfect body. She does. She has a great little bond. She's disgusting. She's disgusting. She's my idol. Amy. No, no. Who's your hottest celebrity mom? Kate Beckinsale. Kate Beckinsale. Oh. Oh. You are right, but she's not on the list. She's smoking. Yeah. Yeah. Kate Beckinsale. She is gorgeous. Not in the top ten. Not in the top ten, Amy. She's gorgeous. Who's so hot? I would do her. Wow. I feel you, sister. I know what you're saying. Wow. P1 Buckley's on the line.

3:10:52Buckley. I got two guesses. First one's Demi Moore. Uh-huh. That is number five. Wrong, Skye. What? Wait. Michelle Obama. Michelle Obama. You're on trial, Buckley. But Demi Moore is number five. She is in my book. Courtney Love. Eddie. You're a jerk. You're a jerk. In the smallest second, I thought you were going to be real. I know. Like, I was actually looking at the list going, oh, yeah. Oh, whatever. You're welcome, everybody. P1 Woot. Yo, what's up, guys? There it is. Hey, I got a guess. How about Pamela Anderson? Isn't she a mom? She is a mom, but she is not on the list. The next one I know is going to be right. She's the hottest hepatitis victim. Okay, wait a second. Check that list. Yeah, it's probably true. Check that list. Michelle Branch. This next one is going to be right, and I am irritated. P1 Counselor. Hey, guys. My guest is Katie Holmes. Of course. I already guessed her. Yeah, she's not on the list. She's not on the list? Good. Thanks, Seth. Isn't she like the first list? Seth, way to go, bro. No, you totally let us down. What did I do to you, Jake? Thanks for letting me through. That was awesome. Oh, he probably didn't hear me. Yeah, he doesn't listen to this. Posh Beckham. No, he's listening to DSC. Posh Beckham. And then Nicole.

3:12:08Posh Beckham. Too soon. Everyone on the list is alive. You didn't say that. Well, normally to be hot, you need to be alive. To defend myself, she did not say that. So, with that being said, with that being said, Betsy Ross. I think out of everyone, you go with Betsy Ross. She's not here anymore, but she was really hot. She was sexy. Betsy Ross. Mikey Show. Matthew Washington. Angelina Jolie. Already said. Where were you, bro? Number 11. Way to go, Seth. Seth is shaking his head at you. Clarice Leachman. Too soon? She's not dead. She's alive. I saw her, though. I know she is. Oh, Richie. Nicole Richie is number nine. Oh, that is a... I was being... She's hotter than Angelina Jolie. She's hotter than Gwen Schwartz. She's hotter than Gwen Schwartz. She's hotter than Gwen Schwartz. Angelina Jolie. Hey, hey. It's just a list that Sky came up with. Now, stop. Fox News. Get out of here with you. Fox News. Get out of here. Fair and balanced. Not the right opportunity for that. Oh, no. Didn't apply. It hurts my heart.

3:13:35Paulina Porosikova. No, but you're thinking... Shannon Tweed. Pauline and Dean. No, I meant... You're close. Giada. Giada. Yes, Ashley. Heidi Kluge, number seven. You're missing number eight. Giada de la Rinto. It's a Giada de la Rinto. Cindy Crawford is number six. So you're only missing number eight, which you'll never guess. Brooke Shields. What field of dreams celebrity are they in? Actress. Diana Ross. I said actress. She acted in The Wiz. Oh, my bad. Ashley just IM me. No, she did. You are so disgusting. Awful. You're a bad person. Stop it. Lee Remy. Lee Harvey Oswald. Oh. Remini. Andy Patinkin. Remini. Leah Remini. Amy Poehler. Remini. Tina Fey. Stockholm Syndrome. Oh, that's a disease. Carvo.

3:14:56No, we're not making... No, we're making... Terry Parvo. Hanson. Sickle cell. No. Oh, the thing Sky's husband's scared of. Gigantism. Polio. Polio. It's very frightening. Sherry. Is Sherry on the list? No, Mike. Rosie O'Donnell. No. Rosie. Hey, Jenny McCarthy. I want to guess that. Ooh, that's a good one. That's a good guess. Oh, yeah. She's not on there? No. All right, who is it? Who are we missing? It is. Borat's baby's mama. Borat's baby's mama. Isla Fisher is number one. Island Fisher. Okay. Oh, that is random. It's really random. Wow. She is beautiful. Whatever, man. I just don't understand why Sky would come up with that list that way. You're the biggest fan of your mom I am. I'm not a celebrity. I'm so hot, dude. He's great. 570-1053 is the number. Mike. Yes, sir. Go ahead. Will you please tell your friend to knock it off? He's your friend, too. No, not right now. I don't know what he did. I don't think he did anything wrong. I've been monitoring the show. Thank you. What did he do? I'm being falsely accused of something. What is the problem? I don't know what happened here. I thought we were all just naming celebrity hot moms. Yeah, just hot moms. Okay, so you're going to be a...

3:16:22Hey, listen, if Isla Fisher's son were on the show, are we supposed to, like, avoid that? Like, silence him? Yeah, yeah. If Jennifer Lopez's son was on the show, what are we supposed to do? Keep it shut over there, buddy? Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. Think about that, Mark Anthony. You can text us at 53, or you can call us at 570-1053. Don't forget, tomorrow we are broadcasting from the queue, doing a paintball tournament that you can come out and hang out with. Now at Vons, get double gas rewards on gift card purchases. Just spend $100 on gift cards with your Vons Club for double power pump gas rewards. Ends December 25th. See customer service for details. You're a car thief. You just jimmied a lock and slipped inside a sweet ride. You hotwire the ignition, drive five feet, and it dies. You reach for the door handle, but it locks up. and you are trapped. Because this is a bait car designed to catch thieves like you in the act. Allstate donates bait cars to help stop crimes like this in your area. Learn more at allstate.com slash theft. It's time to make the world a better place to drive. Let's Allstate stand. Allstate Indemnity Company, Northbrook, Illinois. Get a full hour of South Park tonight at 5 on San Diego 6. Hi, this is Jack, founder of Jack in the Box. Let's talk to StacyOnline1. Do you know how much a wedding dress costs?

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3:24:23Giants pitcher Tim Lincecum wins the Cy Young Award, only the second Giants pitcher to win that award. There you go. I was the first. Actually, a lot of people don't realize that, but I was actually the first Giant to win that award. Cool. Can you bring it in? Oh, yep. I can't wait to see that. That'll be great. Tomorrow? Oh, yep. I believe you. NewMikeyShow.com is up right now. And it features full podcast. You can see what everybody on the show looks like. They have a section up at the top. Go up there. It says on the show. And when you put your little cursor on the show, all of our names come up. You can click on us and see pictures, read bios, the whole thing. Plus, you see our blogs immediately when you click on that. It's really cool. And so, yeah, check it out. What else? Tell you about the podcast? Yeah. They're at MikeShow.com. Yeah. You guys want to do this? Sean likes watching TV. Yes. Whatever Sean likes.

3:25:42Yeah. Sean TV. Here's the idea. Sean watches everything. Yeah. This is amazing. What he does is Sean watches everything on television and then and then Then Sean comes on the air and tells us about it. But it's like shows I've never heard of, Mike. Definitely. It's weird. Not always. Not always. Not always. But they're always great shows. On networks you've never heard. What was that one? The R2D2 network? No, no, no, no, no. TV? RFD. We're all free delivery.

3:26:44Cowboy Flavor. It's a great show. Check it out. Oh, yeah. That was the Guys in Cut-Off Shorts. No, they're not in Cut-Off Shorts. Wasn't it, Sean? I thought you watched the Guys in Cut-Off Shorts channel. No, it was not Guys in... No, it was... Oh, the Guys in Daisy Dukes. No, no, no, no. Cut-Off Flannel Shirt. No. Guys in Flannel Vest channel. No, it's not. Chest hair channel. Chest hair channel. It was the Big Bushy Mustache channel. You know what? Yep. It's a... It was a... A guy and his wife, okay? Guys wearing leg warmers channel. No. The volleyball scene from Top Gun channel. That was it. The volleyball scene from Top Gun channel. That's a good one. The guy with Boston tattooed on his neck channel. That's the same channel as all the other ones. That would be idiotic. Guys in white roller skates. What do we got today, Sean? Hey, Sean. We got a great show today, Mike. Don't mess around. Be cool, bro. I'm not messing around. Do this for real. We're not doing that. Don't play band show. Okay, that's fine. That's fine. No old shows. That's fine. It's not an old show. In fact, it's a relatively new show, and it's a brand new season for the show. Oh, okay. Yeah. In fact, it was just in the news the other day.

3:27:59You might recognize your ass. You're such a jerk. That's Survivorman, Eddie. That's Survivorman. Shut up. What's your face? Shut up. What's your face? I'm excited. Yeah, this sounds great. Turn him off. This is the stupidest thing I've ever read in my life. Why? He cannot censor him. I will call the ACLU. I'm trying to turn it off and it won't go off. I will call the ACLU. This is ridiculous. We're not playing as good. What's the matter of you? This isn't even a TV show anymore. They got canceled. It is a TV show. It did not get canceled. canceled. No, he's retiring at the end of this season. $14.55. I'm not going to do this anymore because no one's watching. Not true. I'd love to keep doing this show for you, too. Whatever. I'm broadcasting now directly to you, Sean, and Sky. You know, the only two people that watch the show. It's a very successful show. Here I am sitting on a log again. I have two sisters, but they both watch Bear Grylls. It's much more entertaining.

3:29:03I'm sorry. The show is wildly entertaining. Wildly. It's wildly entertaining. It's not boring at all like you guys keep misrepresenting it to be. Survivorman. Wildly entertaining. It's wildly entertaining and it's incredibly informative. If by informative you mean a guy sitting on a rock. Yeah. Yes. No, no. Look at that. Now I know how to sit on a log. Okay, whatever. Now I know how to walk in fourth before behind my camera. He doesn't have a camera crew. What do you want? Hey, check it out. I can work a tripod. Do I need to watch him do that? Look, look, Mike. There's Les Stroud pressing record. Oh, my gosh. How do you do that without him? You do that in the wild? His name is Les Stroud. He's a survivalist. He's from Canada. He's very knowledgeable. And in this clip, he tells you how to make what he calls a patrol map. When stuck in one place, it'll give me a great advantage to know what's around me. That's where doing a proper patrol comes in. It's all about distance and time. Making a patrol map is not complicated. All you need is a watch.

3:30:09A pen and paper. Every time you come upon a distinct landmark, you make a note of that landmark. Shut up. And how much time has passed since the previous one. If it's an actual trail that you see, make a note of its direction. North and south or east and west. This technique originates with the military. You're such a jerk. Listen to this dynamic delivery. It was excellent information. You know when you're stranded in the jungle and have that pen and paper handy? That's right. Hey, frog, can I borrow your pen? No kidding. Hey, you never know what you're going to get stuck with. You may have that, you may not. But if you do, then do a patrol map. It's a great thing. Sometimes you find a shiarpy stuck in a piece of elephant dog. You know what I mean? And I love that dynamic delivery that he gives. When you are lost in the wild, then make sure you do this. You can always make a patrol map. You can be a patrol man.

3:31:11He was stuck in Africa and he had a bandana. All you need is a sleeping bag and a tent and a motorhome. He's going to show you or tell you actually how to keep cool with it. Okay. Probably one of the best things I can do in this kind of heat is a very cool bandana on me. But the best place to put it really is not up around your head and your face, but actually you can wrap it around your neck so that your carotid arteries take the coolness. There you go. Another great tip. Learned that on season one of Man vs. Wild. Thanks, bro. Okay, so he does it too. And Bear actually urinates on his. That's right. Keep cool. Oh, wow. You got to do what you got to do, bro. And it's entertaining. Thank you. So that's for a sunburn. I don't know what kind of entertainment you're into. That's my cup of tea. It's called sunburn avoidance. You know all about it. Thank you.

3:32:09Is that it? Is that, was that really? No, Mike, that's not it. Can we do Sean TV now? No, Mike, that's not it. Can we do the real show? Yeah. That's not it. Can we do a real show? Oh, my God. So let's run. Can I please? No. Canceled. Okay, the results of my patrol map were great. Good. Because of this map now, I can find my way to and from the small river, the creek. Oh, my. With the flowing water whenever I need to. Shut up. Get a drink and get rehydrated. This way. I can find my way there and back even when I'm not feeling really good, if I'm disoriented. And if I was with somebody, I can say, here, here's the location of the water. They can take it, head out to the water, and find the light. He said, if you have someone, if you have someone. So if you're disoriented, then you can follow a map? What the hell? It's called Survivor Man. It's on Fridays at 9.30 on the Discovery Channel.

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3:38:54It's so unnecessary. This guy's something else. Can you read? In Washington, there's a holiday ad campaign that's causing buzz. There's signs like, why believe in a God? Just be good for goodness sake. It's a holiday ad campaign. It's interesting. Yeah, the American Humanist Association has spent $40,000 for this ad campaign in Washington, D.C., where these bus boards, you know, on the side of buses will start running saying these things. They believe that agnostics and atheists feel alone and isolated during the holidays. So they want to let them know that there's no need for them to feel that way. They can still. you know, celebrate and have fun and be good stuff, even though they don't believe in God. Well, even though they don't believe in God, they can still be good, right? I mean, why are they reminding them to be good for goodness sake? That's what the ad campaign, it says. It says, why believe in God? Just be good for goodness sake.

3:40:01I don't understand. I think because, you know, from what I read that, you know, lots of religious people draw their moral beliefs from their religion. And they're saying just because you don't have a religion doesn't mean, you know, it's still good to be a good person. It would say if you don't believe in God. But that says why believe in God? There's a big difference there. Yeah, yeah. See. I mean, that's the thing. The why almost makes it like they're trying to be, you know. They're almost telling you, you don't have to believe in God. Yeah, which you don't. You know, you definitely don't. But the why almost sounds like there's, like, it's almost like a, you know, like it's trying to be provocative. Yeah, well, the British, what's the right word? Like the British chapter of this humanist association. They did something similar in London where they ran ads that said, there's probably no God. Now stop worrying and enjoy your life. Probably. Yeah, now that one's a lot more blatant. That's the one that was running over in Europe. Well, I mean, talk about, listen, if there is something that says, and really what I think they should have done is say, we don't believe in God.

3:41:26And be good, for goodness sake, signed the ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya sisterhood. The ya-ya-ya sisterhood. Right, obviously. But the there's probably not a God. That's weird. Why do you have to offend people or offend people's beliefs to get your point across? Well, yeah, I mean. Or why offend people to try to make other people. feel more welcome? It's like this. I'm Christian, and so I think it would be odd for me to be in India and say, why believe in Buddha? Because I would know full well that there's going to be some Buddhists. Well, there's going to be a lot of them, because there's a lot of them. And I'm probably going to offend them. Now, maybe I would say, I believe in Jesus Christ. And, you know, you should too and a jolly old good Saint Nick to you. Signed, the Mikey Mikey Club. You know, or whatever. You know, whatever. I'm a long time member. Yeah.

3:42:31So needless to say, this is, you know, causing quite a stir in D.C. And they haven't even actually the boards won't go up on the buses until next week. But just the announcement of the advertising campaign is already getting people stirred up. So you can imagine what's going to start happening next week when these things start rolling down the road on the side of buses. It sounds like they're definitely trying to. That's the point. You know, let's get people all stirred up. Let's see. Half of Americans are not getting flu shots. Yep. So they give different reasons. I ain't getting one. Me neither. Yeah, I'm not either. I'm not getting one. How about you, Rob? Come on, dude. Look at me laughing. Yeah, of course. No. The flu shot. I don't know. I'm sure Sean will get it. Sean? Sean, you don't mind somebody injecting a dead virus in you, do you? Yeah, you get it. Uh-oh. That's weird. You turkey. There you go. So when asked, you know, because they say, you know, according to this study and the reason they're doing it is like, why would people not get flu shots if they're available to them? So 35% say that they're worried about the side effects. You know, we've talked about this before. Some people feel like they actually get the flu when they get a flu shot. Yeah, I felt that way when I was vomiting.

3:43:45But, of course, you know, all the nurses and doctors will tell you, oh, no, no. Yeah, it could have been in my head. Yeah. Yeah. So were the chills that I had. That could have just been in my head, too. Yeah. Twenty eight percent say that they don't feel they need a flu shot because there's now medicine that can help treat the flu. So they'll just treat it if they get it. Five percent say they would actually rather get sick so they don't have to go into work. So why try to prevent that? Now, going back to that other one that you said, I think that there's medicine. That fights the symptoms of the flu. Yeah. Doesn't actually, you know what I mean, doesn't cure the flu. Yeah. But it will make your runny nose stop. That's what a lot of medicine does. It doesn't ever actually cure something. It just masks it. Yeah. It makes you feel better. Yeah. And then a small percentage said that they aren't getting it just because they don't like getting shots. They're scared of shots. Don't like shots. Can't stand them. Hate them. Can't do it. Can't do it. Had my blood drawn for a health insurance thing a few weeks ago. Hated that thing going in my arm, the crease of my elbow. Dang it. I don't mind getting my blood taken for some reason. Neither does my wife, man. Don't bother me at all. We got a blade arm! Dude, you know what I hate? I hate that moment. This is my least favorite part.

3:45:08You're going to feel a little stick here. That's my least. When they say that. It's like I'm just so tensed waiting for that stick. And when the stick comes to me, it's like on fire. I hate it. What they need to do is be like. You know, so was the drive over here all right? Did you see that construction? Yeah, talk to me. Get me thinking something else. Punch me in the other arm and then stick me up. Hey, look over there. Come up behind you, tap you on one shoulder so you'll look. And when you look, bam, right in the neck. Did you hear that we just blew the moon up? We just blew the moon up and then we found out I was made of cheese. I'm like, no way. Ow! Some text messages here. Hey, Mikey, after hearing Sean TV, I was wondering what do you guys think of the new show at True TV, Mondays at 8 p.m., Operation Repo. It's really good. Oh, yeah. I don't. Who knew this existed? One man. Never even heard of the network. Never heard of it. It used to be Court TV. Yeah. Wow. So they repo stuff? Mm-hmm.

3:46:29Mikey, those Sean clips were definitely wildly exciting. Truly, I was on the edge of my seat as he made a map with a pen and paper. There you go. Amazing. Mikey, I think that they should have a Bear Grylls and Survivor Man survive off. It's not the point. Drop them off somewhere and see who can make it. Let's have a ratings off. Yeah. Well, we already have. Oh, yeah. Someone won. Someone won. Oh, I'm sorry. I thought it was about, you know, knowing what you were talking about. Actually, you're wrong. It's about entertainment. He does. It's a TV show. Then we value different things. Certainly. Yo, this message is for B-Rob. Did you want to play basketball Thanksgiving morning? I need some help. Let me know. That's P1 Chiefs fan. Oh, yeah. I'm probably in. There it is. You are not. Mikey, thank goodness. That is such a lie. Thank goodness for Sean TV. I now have yet another great show to watch. That's P1 Concrete. You know better. Awesome. Mikey, agnostics and atheists are alone by choice. That's P1 Narcissist. I don't get it. I mean, aren't we all by choice? If we're alone, aren't we all alone by choice? Anybody that's alone is alone by choice, right? You choose to be alone. Like, I may be alone or now I'll go to the mall. The mall. The mall.

3:47:56Oh, yeah. Is there some kind of controversy with the police and steroids? Well, this is interesting. I had never even thought of this or heard about this before. But, you know, right now there's this big chief of police conference going on downtown San Diego at the convention center. And one of the things that they were talking about is police officers and using steroids. And I guess here in the San Diego Police Department, according to the assistant police chief, that steroid use in the department was actually a problem in the late 80s and the early 90s. And they say, you know, because we're so close to Mexico, it's easier to get them and stuff. But, you know, at the conference, they were talking and lecturing and warning about the problems. You know, police officers, they want to be strong. They want to be able to protect themselves. But at the same time, the side effects of steroids are so bad when somebody is walking around with a gun. You know, having roid rage. There's side effects to steroids? Yeah. It's pretty crazy. So I never even thought this was an issue because they don't test for steroids in the pre-employment screens. I heard your privates fall off. Really? Yeah, I heard that. And it's unpredictable. You don't know when it will happen. It just happens. And one day you're like a Ken doll and you go, why did he even know? Why did he even know?

3:49:18I don't know when this happened. You go to the police and you go, I don't know. That'll blow your balls to hell. That's right. Yeah, so they're saying that in, you know, the drug test to get hired or the random drug test they do, they don't actually test for steroids. So, you know, that's something that they got to think about. Jennifer Aniston says that she thinks that it was kind of uncool of Angelina Jolie to talk about falling in love with Brad Pitt when he was still married to her. Yeah. Really? I think she may have a point on that one. Yeah, it's weird because in the beginning when the whole Brad-Angelina thing happened and the divorce, you know, Brad and Angelina weren't commenting on it. But recently, Angelina's been saying stuff like, oh, she can't wait for her kids to be of the age to watch Mr. and Mrs. Smith because it's really rare that kids get to watch their parents on screen falling in love with each other. Yeah, and then she also... This was happening while he was cheating on his wife. While daddy was married. You know what I mean? To someone else. Probably. I have a question for you ladies. Yeah. How long ago was that? Like two, three years ago? Yeah, I was going to say three years ago. Was it three years ago? Time just flies. All right, question for you ladies. Jen Aniston. Yeah. Is she over it? No, I don't think she'll ever be over it. Really?

3:50:42Even if she falls in love and gets... Yeah. I mean, if you get your heart broken that bad, you're never actually, like, really over it. It's always something you carry around with you. Maybe guys and girls are different. Maybe guys... Oh, look at Eddie. Eddie and Rob are both going, oh, look at me. Like, she doesn't want to be reminded of it. She doesn't want to hear about it. No. Can't do it. I will say this. As a dude, I remember having my heart broke in just the absolute worst way, like, where it was just... Like, I physically felt sick, but I can genuinely say I am... over it. People get over it. Yeah, I think she's over it. I think that the media and having to put out statements like this rehashes everything. Which is why I don't think she's over it. She's over it. Deep down, she's good to go. It's kind of hard because being over it, I think we have different perceptions. I don't think she's crying. Does it still hurt? It tingles a little bit. When she's reminded of it, yes. A little tickle. So on a daily basis, not really a thing, but when stuff like this happens, yeah. Yeah? Yeah. So, of course. Yeah. Yeah.

3:51:51So, Jen Aniston, you know, did this interview with Vogue where she says, there was stuff printed that was definitely from time to time. I was unaware that was happening. I felt those details were a little inappropriate to discuss. That stuff about how she couldn't wait to get to work every day, that was really uncool. Oh, my God. This just in, Jennifer Aniston says, kicking puppies is bad. I'm out if I read that. Well, here's the thing. This is the first thing that Donna... The first thing that dawned on me is, are we reading tabloids or are we not reading tabloids? Like, where did it come from? Where did she hear it from? How did she find out about it? Did she read it herself? I mean, I don't know how she found out about it, but I believe it's probably impossible for her to avoid. If she didn't actually read it somewhere, somebody would have been like, can you believe? I can't believe Angelina said that. Okay, that's the thing. I would never be...

3:52:54That guy. Like, I think that guy or that girl is weird. Like, if you're Jennifer Aniston's friend, who's the friend that goes, can you believe, blah, blah, blah. Like, what an awful thing to expose her to. Yeah, Phoebe. Like, you know what I mean? What Phoebe is, do you think it would be Phoebe? For sure. Probably. She's dumb. But seriously, like, who does that? But I just think she is. And it happens. You know what happens? It's just like, who does that, man? Yeah, but I mean, it could have been anyone like Jennifer Aniston in the public eye. She probably has a lot of people, a lot of resources, like constantly telling her what's up. I mean, the news could have been on in her hotel room and she's doing her hair. And next thing you know, you know, she's okay. That I get. I mean, that I get. Yeah. But I thought, honestly, I didn't think of that. I didn't think of that. But I honestly thought it was like you said, like I thought to myself, I bet somebody's like telling her. She could have been at Central Perk. Yeah. million points for Gunther, by the way. Amazing. Come on. Yeah, so in the Vogue... Wow, Rob is pumping his fist. In the Vogue interview, she's asked if she still talks to Brad. I wish I knew what that meant. He was a dude who worked at Central Perth. The white-haired guy. Which is the coffee shop the Friends people went to. He was in love with Rachel. Yeah, he was in love with Rachel.

3:54:15I get some of the DVDs. I'm good. On accident. I found them. I also have Suddenly Susan. Is that weird? Also by accident. And the New Adventures of the Old Pristina. Oh, that's a good one. That's a good one. I have the criterion version of Caroline and the City. That was not an accident. That was a hefty price for that. On eBay I bought it. Highest bidder. So when asked if she still ever speaks to Brad, she says that, you know, every now and again, they'll exchange a few kind hellos and congratulations on things in their lives, like babies and work and stuff like that. How? How? How? I don't know. How? How? She doesn't say if it's a phone call. Yeah, she's like, every once in a while at like two o'clock in the morning, he'll text me. Yeah. But other than that, like occasionally he'll leave a message I can't understand. Yeah.

3:55:19Every once in a while, I'll show up at my door. Last week, he called me. It sounded like he was at a night of Vegas. I think he was in Vegas. There was a lot of women. He was crying. That was actually the message he left on her voicemail. And, of course, Vogue asks about John Mayer. Now, she was with John Mayer. They broke up. He was talking to the paparazzi about how he just wasn't ready and broke it off and saying all this stuff publicly. And they were, like, back together again. And now they're hanging out and stuff. So when asked about it, Jen says that sometimes love just shows up. And then when she was asked how she felt about John Mayer, you know, announcing to the paparazzi that he had dumped her, she says, quote, Trust me, you'll never see that happen again from that man. Trust me, you'll never see that happen again from that man. What does that mean? She put him in check. She beat him down and let him know that is not acceptable and he will never do that again. Okay. Okay. Romance. Okay. And she's saying that about John Mayer. Yeah. Right. Okay.

3:56:35Let me tell you something. I know that that sounds... This is one guy's take. Okay. This is one guy's take. Okay, just one guy. All right, so maybe we agree to disagree on this next thing here. One guy's take, take one. We've got to get a one guy's take, take one. My take on that is that I sure have seen a lot of ladies get real strong with their guys. Tell them, listen here, buddy, this isn't going to happen again. You got me, Bubba? You got it? And the guy's like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever. Cheat, cheat, cheat, cheat, cheat, cheat, cheat, cheat, cheat. And then she's like, I can't believe that he actually had stripes and he's a zebra. Please put him in check.

3:57:32Put him in check. He's John Mayer. We know what he's about. You know what I mean? We've seen it before. We think that, oh, this time it'll be different, Jen. You put him in check. Everything has changed now. We'll never, ever, ever see that. Well, one thing that maybe she could be right about is, is that maybe she's gotten him to agree they don't talk about their stuff in the media. But even then, people find, you know what I mean? Like, people find out. But I don't know, man. I don't see any putting in check that sticks. Stupid. Adam Sandler's wife had their second daughter. Okay, so. What was that? That was Adam Sandler. Is that Adam Sandler? Wow, let's hear it again. Okay. Adam, say something, man. What's up, dude? What are you? I had a baby. What does it feel like to give birth to your second child? It's a daughter. What's that like? I'm so happy. Adam Sandler, everybody. No. This is Adam Sandler.

3:58:56Okay, let's play the celebrity. It's just weird because she does the big daddy Adam Sandler. And I can tell, which is part of the talent. You can tell you're like, oh, that's big daddy Adam Sandler. Really? Yeah. Did she do Billy Madison? It was, nope. That wasn't the Billy Madison Adam Sandler. Sometimes she does, like, do your water boy Adam Sandler. Would you like some water? See, that's a water boy Adam Sandler. That's a water boy Adam Sandler. So different than the other one. It's different than the big, it's nuanced. It's nuanced. You know what it is? Did you want me to do the Billy Madison one? Let me hear that one. I like shampoo. Traditional is better. It makes the hair soggy and smooth. It's voice control. It's a lot of work. Don't be jealous, Eddie. Not everyone can do voices like that. You have to be able to control it. Guys, not everyone can. It's nuance. Are you listening to what I'm listening to? Thanks, guys. That's what separates the greats from some people. Some people would do a caricature. She does more of an actual. She does a portrait. Am I the only one that's hearing it? What's up?

4:00:13It's amazing. It's just amazing. Okay, so do you guys want to play the celebrity baby name? Am I going crazy? Adam Sandler's first daughter is named Sadie. Do we believe the second daughter will have a normal name or a celebrity name? Weird name. Celebrity name. This new daughter is Danish. Moon. Buckethead. Radiohead. Fillmore. Gelatin. Oh, good one, Rob. Tandy. Lamp. Lowenbrow. Fairweather. Lynx. Twilight. ACDC. Cell phone. Sarah. Tabletop. La Mesa. There have been mentions so far that are kind of close. Autopilot. Billy Bob. Autopilot. Pilot Inspector. Autopilot. Cloud. Somebody already took the other one.

4:01:14Boston Rob. Shooting Star. Jack. Transmission. Mars. Zippity-doo-dah. Moonshine. Tabasco. Remo Williams. No, you don't. I mean, they're going to change her last name, too? Middle name. Pamela Anderson. Gilbert Grape. Any song by the presidents of the United States of America. Okay, Peaches. Little Dipper. What did they name her? Coco Beware. Tank Engine. Did they name her Coco Beware? Well, that was their second choice. Medusa. Alan Greenspan. Lopan. They named her Sunny. Sunny Madeline. S-O-N-N-Y? S-U-N-N-Y. Sunny. It's a girl. Congratulations to them. 570-1053 is our phone number. And at the beginning and end of every show, we allow open phones. You can call about anything you'd like. So give us a call right now. 570-1053 is the number. And we would love to hear from you. So give us a call. Just so you know, tomorrow we are going to be... Pout, pout, pout! Calm down. What was that? That was a little crazy. Pout! You know what she's doing. I won't let you intimidate me. Oh, yeah. I mean, Skye. It's not going to work. Oh, yeah. Why don't you...

4:02:45Why don't you talk some smack? Why don't you talk some smack, Eddie? Well, I mean, Rob knows I'm going to kill him. But, I mean, I kind of need you to take care of that one. Why? Why don't you just take care of both of them? I might have to, but I would love to help. Ashley's a part of Rob's team tomorrow. All the advice you need, bro. The Boston Sweat Party. You don't know anything. Did Rob just say the Boston Sweat Party? That's gross. The Boston Sweat Party. Smells like garlic up in here. It's like garlic and cigarettes. What are you guys going to be? The Hamicle. The Hamicle. I like it. No, obviously not. Team Hamicle versus the Boston Sweat Party. Tomorrow we're broadcasting from Qualcomm the entire show. We're going to be out there tomorrow. Bring cans. Bring cans. If you bring 10 cans of food, you get a one shot. I can't be open, Rob. You get one shot at Boston, Rob, and Zeth dressed as turkeys. Bring me some cans, too. You turkey. You turkey. Bring me some turkey. You turkey. And then you get to watch Boston, Rob, and Ashley versus Eddie and Sky. P1, I can't feel my face is on the line. Oh, that sucks. It's not laser caps, Rob. What's up? Hello.

4:04:17What's going on? I was just going to say that I think I just met your biggest fan. I work as an electrician, so I see a lot of different houses every day. And this guy had a Mikey Show paraphernalia everywhere. He had a P1 sticker, buttons. I think he had a hat. Very cool. Mikey Show airbrush, airbrush t-shirt. That's awesome, dude. It was everywhere. I didn't ask him his name, his P1 name. It was really awesome, and it was real cool. He had pictures of everyone with knives through their heads. That's cool. Little voodoo dolls. That's awesome, bro. Yeah. Well, thanks. Thank you, bro. P1 Dubco. Hello. What's up? Hey, I got a question for the Oracle. Yo. Hey, I got three QBs I need to figure out with to start. Big Ben, Kyle Orton, or David Garrard. Oh, gosh. Well, two of your guys are. Injured. Orton, I doubt he's even going to play. I mean, he may play, but he's not going to be that effective. So I wouldn't even consider Orton. Big bang going against the Chargers. Hopefully he'll be knocked out of the game. That's my hope. David Garrard is so inconsistent. I hate your quarterbacks.

4:05:37Trade your entire team. Yeah. If it were me, I would go with Garrard, I guess. Garrard. Yeah. All right, brother. Thank you. P1, Chris. Mikey, what's up, bro? What's going on, dude? Hey, maybe it's too soon or the end of the show is not the best time, but I think everyone's dying to hear what your plans are for Thanksgiving. Not you, but everyone on the show. Yeah. And indirectly, is Skye going to get her honey-baked ham? Duh. Oh, come on. How dare you, sir. No, she's not. She's going to go through a holiday season and not have hands. And starve. Don't listen off the air if that's cool. All right, dude. What are we? We're doing it at our house. And it's always small. It's just my mother-in-law. And it's my brother and my mom and dad. So it's real small. We stay here. What are you doing, Eddie? Yeah, I'm going up to the folks up in the Bay Area. Nice. Ski ball. Going over to my brother's house in Mira Mesa. Hey, Joe. How about you, Shawnee? Our house in the middle of our street. There you go. Ashley. I'm going to be at my brother's new wife's parents' house. Thanksgiving is going to be great. With my mom and my nana. My sister, my brother, all the things. Steven. I got to hear that again. It's so funny, man.

4:07:01the recorded conversation between Ashley and her mom that we played earlier. We got to post that online. Thanksgiving FICO! It is. It's on the podcast. Is it? You got to go listen to it. Yeah. Dude, we podcast the whole show now. Yeah, it's the 6.30 break at the podcast. Listen to it. It's so funny, man. You can download it at MikeyShow.com. Yeah, dude. What are you doing, Rob? Oh, man, I'm cooking everything this year. Homemade cranberry sauce, homemade turkey, homemade cornbread, homemade stuffing. I'm going to make everything this year. I'm going to try to make it. I'm just going to grow it. Make it from scratch? You're going to make that thing? Yeah, I'll try. You're going to take it out of the freezer? Yeah, no, actually, I've got to talk to you guys in the office about that. I've got to figure out how you defrost it. I always get confused. It's not hard. It's not hard. One day before you take it out. What about you, the artist formerly known as Sir Roosevelt Zethino? It's the third junior Esquire MD DDS president CEO. Avoiding Rob's house. Oh, that's a good idea. It's probably a good Thanksgiving plan. It's a great Thanksgiving plan. Doesn't he get the great pumpkin? No, wait, that's something else. Totally different. Does he get that little tree? No, that's after.

4:08:17MikeyShow.com. Hello. Hey, Mikey. How's it going? Good. Hey, can I hear the Ashley version of Sean TV? You know, I was thinking about that myself. Pull it up. Just sing it. Oh, dude. Come on. Seriously. What do you want me to do? Both. Oh, we got to go. Yeah, I want to hear it with music. Okay. Yeah, I'll play it for you. Here it is. All right. Thanks. Right below the other one. Hey, it's Adam Sandler. Big Daddy, Adam Sandler. That's fantastic. Oh, there it is. That's fantastic. That's a punch-drunk love, Adam Sandler. That's a really punch-drunk part. The lovely and talented Missy is coming up next and today on the show. She'll do the nooner for you with the all-request lunch. It's pretty good. You should be calling her and requesting stuff. Qualcomm tomorrow. Qualcomm. Everybody come out and see us. Bring cans tomorrow morning. Mikey Show's out late. Oh, and check out the brand-new MikeyShow.com.