The Mikey Show - Rock 105.3 - 11/18/08
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
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Mikey said his father was home after a heart scare, though he remained suspicious that age or cost had prevented another stent procedure. Skye recounted getting drunk on a Bellini before lunch arrived, and the crew spun similarly chaotic comedy from the inescapable cat-flushing song and a mock Dr. Phil answer to a neglected football wife. George Chamberlain explained the accusation against Mark Cuban, while Mike Aguirre's proposed San Diego bankruptcy drew ridicule and a charge of grandstanding from Mayor Sanders's office. Nick's uncertainty over a first kiss produced an argument about confidence versus consent, and P1 Ice Cream Man's pregnancy confession led Mikey to argue that explosive parenting teaches children to hide problems. Boston Rob debuted the awkward You Got Robbed interviews, the hosts fought over how sauce packets should be opened, and later reports covered Gulf War illness and Sammy Hagar's story about Eddie Van Halen endangering a flight.
What happened, in order
Dad Comes Home
Mikey said his 72-year-old father was released after a heart scare, but he worried cost or age had kept doctors from placing another stent.
Skye's Bellini Lunch
After barely eating for a day, Skye downed a champagne-and-peach Bellini at Buca di Beppo and was loudly dropping F-bombs before the food arrived.
The Cat Song
Mikey played an absurd song about cats flushing toilets because it was stuck in his head, prompting Eddie to protest while the rest of the crew kept replaying it.
Football Widow Therapy
A listener who felt ignored during football season received a deliberately awful Dr. Phil parody full of sexist advice, fake products, and nonsensical family sayings.
Insider Trading Explained
George Chamberlain used Mark Cuban's case to explain that trading on important nonpublic company information is illegal in U.S. markets.
Bankrupt San Diego
Outgoing city attorney Mike Aguirre proposed that San Diego file for bankruptcy, while Mayor Sanders's office called the idea premature grandstanding.
Should Nick Ask First?
After two dates without a kiss, Nick asked whether he should call or text for permission, and the crew argued that asking in person could be sweet but advance notice would kill the moment.
Ice Cream Man Tells Mom
P1 Ice Cream Man told his strict Muslim mother that his white girlfriend was pregnant, and her furious reaction led Mikey to argue that parents should make it safe for children to confess mistakes.
You Got Robbed
Boston Rob's first street-interview segment asked people what they were thankful for while he crowded strangers and supplied bizarre answers about discount stores, sandwiches, and Rosie O'Donnell.
The Great Packet Debate
Mikey demanded cleanly detached ketchup and sauce lids while Eddie defended dangling wrappers, launching an extended argument over mess, waste, hygiene, and dipping technique.
Gulf War Illness
The crew discussed a congressionally mandated report recognizing Gulf War illness and possible links to protective drugs, pesticides, oil-fire smoke, or low-level sarin exposure.
Van Halen Plane Scare
Sammy Hagar recalled an intoxicated Eddie Van Halen punching at an airplane window during the 2004 tour and said the outburst could have killed everyone aboard.
People mentioned
MikeySkyeEddieSeanDr. PhilGeorge ChamberlainMark CubanMartha StewartMike AguirreJan GoldsmithMayor SandersNickP1 Ice Cream ManBoston Rob
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Yesterday, three acres were burned when a brush fire broke out in a City Heights Canyon. Luckily, no homes were damaged. Monday Night Football last night saw the Bills lose to a field goal going wide right again. Kicker Ryan Liddell's last second field goal sailed wide right to lose to Cleveland 29-27. You can hardly say it, right? Brutal. I mean, yeah, I think the folks in Buffalo, they don't phrase. Never again. 91? Yeah. 92 Super Bowl. That was not good for them. Didn't they lose like four Super Bowls? In a row. In a row? In a row. Buffalo Bills were a good football team. I mean, good enough to go to the Super Bowl four times. They were great. Yeah. I mean, that's impossible, especially in modern football, to go to four straight Super Bowls. It's literally impossible, but it's also impossible to lose four straight times. Can you imagine?
They ran into buzz saws. They ran into the Cowboys when the Cowboys were at their peak. Stuff like that, man. Just brutal. That sucks. Just brutal. Four times and not come away with one ring. Aye, aye, aye. Aye, aye, aye. That's got to haunt those guys. Yeah, it does. Welcome to the program, everybody. Call us up, 570-1053. Or text us, 35253. Or if you're too shy. Call P1 Answering Machine. There you go. 858-715-1923 because a lot of people are shy, and it's hard for them to get up the nerve to call and talk on the air. But if you want to, you could always do it that way. It's pretty easy if you do it that way. 570-1053. Let's see. What is going on? Let me introduce everybody, and then we'll get started. I'm Mikey. I'm the host of the show. I am 38 years old and live in North County. And I love it up there. And I never want to leave San Diego County. I hope we can live in San Diego County forever. I like it a lot. Don't really know what's going on with the weather. It's been hot. It's been cool. I don't really know if we're in fall yet. We've eliminated fall.
They've eliminated it. Scratched it off the books. It's the truth. My dad, they called. I was telling you about my dad yesterday. My dad was in the hospital over the weekend. It was a heart thing, although it wasn't a heart attack. And they let him out last night at 8 o'clock at night. And I'm not sure how I feel about it. I'm not sure how I feel about it. I suspect. That they are opting not to do the procedure where they put a stint in. And that the reason that they are is because it would be expensive and he's 72. And they just don't want to do it. Because they're like, well, it's going to cost a lot of money. And he's old. Well, I mean, it wouldn't be that because they want the money. Yeah, for sure. What about the insurance? If the insurance company refused to do it, then you could make that argument. How do we know? Can we ask the doctor, hey, did you recommend it and it was turned down? Is it that easy? Well, they should tell you. They would tell you. They would tell you. If they recommended it. Yeah. Yeah, for sure. They may be concerned about his age and wanting to do extensive surgery, but he's in pretty good health other than that. Yeah, because this was the same procedure he had last year. What they do is they just go through like your leg. Which is crazy. Yeah, they go through your leg and they feel it.
feed this thing all the way up into the arteries near your heart and that is what I was kind of hoping that they would do my mom was hoping they wouldn't do it and that he'd just come home she just wanted him home and I was thinking you know and she's trying to come up with all these different things of what it could be oh he's eating this he's eating that and mom it's not what he's eating it's that artery in there well I just want him to come home You know, I don't like to be without him. And I said, I understand that. But, man, let's get him fixed up so he doesn't have to go back there again. I'm hoping that it doesn't happen anymore. You know what I mean? So, anyway, that's where that is. He's back home. Good. Eddie is our producer, our sports guy. He's 35 years old. And he also is one of the guys that is on the pregame show for the San Diego Chargers right here on Rock 105.3. That's right.
and does that show with a new guy, Griff. Yeah. And he's pretty good. Yeah, he doesn't like Hank Bauer, I don't think. Yeah, they go at it, right? They fight every week, man. It's awesome. See, really? Every week now. That's awesome. They get into it every week about something. I've got to listen for that. It's very entertaining. I've been through the ringer with Hank over my years. I mean, this is my fourth year on the show, and I've known Hank for a long time. Uh, you know, every once in a while we'll get into a little scuffle, but it's no big deal. I mean, we kind of know each other by now, but Griff, this is only like his third week. And so he doesn't kind of know yet that, you know, like he kind of take Hank with a grain of salt. He just, you know, I mean, exactly. You know, there's no offense, but Hank's a little bit of a blowhard and, you know, he gets in there and pounds his chest. Um, and Griff. You know, a guy played 13 years in the league. He knows what he's talking about. And he's a modern-day player. So, I mean, you know, you say something about Terrell Owens, he covered him. You know, he played against him, you know. And so, you know, I take what Griff says and I go, okay, well, yeah, a guy played. But him and Hank, man. They get after him. Because Griff, you know, disagreed with Hank a couple times, which I think is fine. You know, everybody has their opinions. That's why we're on the show.
And neither one of them like that. No. Cannot play with him. Hank don't take all of that? No. It makes for some exciting radio. He doesn't take it with a grain of salt? No. Can't do it. I've figured out how to disagree with Hank without it erupting into a giant fight. Yeah. But what can you do? Do you think that there really is something to handing somebody a grain of salt? I mean, how does that? you know, sort of balance the situation. If you say, hey, listen, I disagree with you, but here is a grain of salt. Or when someone says something to you, if you were handed a grain of salt with the information that they're giving you, how do you then take that grain of salt and apply it? So that it does not bother you. You kind of season it a little. It seasons it. Is it kosher salt? You put that opinion on there and you go, oh, well, that added a little something. Is a grain enough? Well, it depends. Is it kosher salt or is it table salt? It'd be rock salt. Wow. Or sea salt. Sea salt. I'm thinking a pinch of salt, personally. I would rather take it with a pinch of salt. When a tank gets more like a bag of salt.
But who's counting the grains? Cannot play with them. Four million grains of salt equal a pound of salt. That's all right, though. And there it is. I don't mind. Friends. Skye is our news girl, and she is 31 years old. And what did you have to drink yesterday? Skye announced to me off the air today that she meant to do something, but... was drunk by 1 p.m., and so she didn't, and wasn't able to, and then she was thinking about it later, and she was like, can I do it? And I said, hold up, wait a minute. Hold up, wait a minute. Yeah, well, yesterday I enjoyed a bag of Cheetos for breakfast and lunch. I saw that. For my breakfast and lunch meal yesterday was a bag of Cheetos. Coming off the night before where your dinner was chips and salsa. That is a good, accurate point. That was my dinner the night before. What is this? Very healthy, healthy living. Yes, yes, I'm living, living going. You should write a book. Living on chips. Yeah.
Cheeto living. So, you know, I mean, you know, over the span of 20 hours, that's probably not much food in your system. And the boo and I had to run a bunch of errands. And we still had this gift certificate to Buca de Beppo that we had never used. And so we were down in the area by the Mira Mesa one. And so we decided let's have a late lunch, early dinner there. So we go in. We go in and I see this delicious item on the drink menu called the Bellini. And I say, that sounds delish. Sounds like peachy goodness. Well, what I don't realize is it's like one of those mini bottles of champagne. It's like a whole one of those with peach schnapps in it. And, oh, this tastes delish. Drink, drink, drink. The, like, bread hasn't even come yet. The salads haven't come. Drink, drink, drink. Next thing you know, and my husband, you know, he's driving us around, so he's just sitting there drinking iced tea. I'm dropping F-bombs at the table. Wait, you are admitting you're getting loud? Yeah.
I told her something yesterday. Well, he tells her all the time, hey, inside voice, all right? Inside voice. Yeah, luckily we had the restaurant pretty much to ourselves because it was right in between the lunch and dinner rush. But, yeah, I was pretty saucy. Early bird special, huh? What can you do? In bed by 630. Wow. Can you prove that you are a senior man? Well, I'm here, aren't I? Can you see this sweater? Hey, what's going on with Sean? You don't know what's up with Sean? It's not working. I'm going to go to a different service so you guys can see me. Yeah, we can't see Sean on the camera today. I won't be able to see you, but at least you can see me. He's our sound effects guy. He's our sound effects guy. He lives in the Bay Area, and so we can't see him in person. We have to see him on our computer screens, and that's the deal. Sean, give us an example of what you do.
I would love to. Peek-a-boo. I'm going to hug you. There it is. Interesting choice. And that's Sean. Strange choice. I would have to say strange choice. Great choice. I agree with that. Well, you played it. Ashley is our assistant producer, and she is 25 years of age. And she is a very dynamic individual. Okay? Yes. Are you guys, are you and Ashley Sky, are you doing the walk and talk today? Oh, it's Tuesday, bro. Tuesdays they do their walk and talk. It's more of a walk and listen, you know. Sky listens. Ashley talks. Today, Ashley's email, you know, the yesterday email where you tell about what you did the day before. Yeah. Made me laugh out loud. It made me laugh out loud. It made me LOL. Well, it actually made you cry. You were laughing so hard. Yes, I was. And I just, the thing about it is that I don't know that I can read it on the air. Because I don't know that it's, I don't know that you're allowed to read it on the air. What's the gist of it? Yeah, change it around a bit? I will leave out the word that I can't say and I'll just say blank. Okay.
And then hopefully you'll fill in that blank on your own. Ashley says, came home, watched a lot of programs, The Amazing Race. The more I watched The Amazing Race, the more I think I could seriously rock that show. Yeah, right. How dare you, sir? Don't attack. Without Ashley in a freaking cow costume. She could not throw a map to stay forever. Dude, I would love to see it so much. I would like to everything. You can't be late in The Amazing Race. You'll get eliminated. Not when a million dollars is on the line. I honestly think that they cast that show wrong. I think they should cast people that are all terrible at it. Oh, wow. Because it would be hysterical to watch. It would take forever. Well, they do have terrible people on that show. They do. They do. Quite a few. But they never get anywhere. This season, I mean, like...
The frat boys, the freaking Southern Bells, I would have whooped both of them. The divorced women, I would have whooped them. What makes you think so? Because all I need is a partner. You have to figure out. Hey, man, you want to be my partner? No, I do not. All I need is a partner who can navigate, right? Because I'm freaking, I got the endurance. I've got the energy. I mean, I've got the balls. I'll try anything. You just got to read the map, bro. But Mike, I mean, you have to do these like challenges and things like that. I've been watching. There's not one challenge I would not take on. There was a paintball one actually last week. And I would have killed it. Hang on. I'm getting the part. We're getting sidetracked. Getting the part that made the tears come out of my eyes. The next thing she wrote says ate a lot of cake. Oh no. Too much. Oh no. Because then I went to Yoga Sculpt and I had to keep leaving because I had the Blank. I don't know if you're even allowed to say that, but it's just the truth. It's so gross. It was really, really bad. Ew. I missed the whole second part of the class. I was so angry because it's like I only got half the workout, you know? Then I came home and ate more cake. You're a female. You're a female. Can you please not? She says, she says.
Sometimes I never learn. Wheel of Fortune, Jeopardy, some meat, hummus, pita bread. She puts a lot of A's and bed. You are a piece of work, baby. That's right, Skye. That girl in there, she's a piece of work. Right on a chip. I know. She's so pretty. Grab your head around that one. Oh, that is hilarious. Wow. Boston Rob. He is 25 years of age. You skipped me today. He's 25. Talking about a bird. He's wearing his Celtics jersey today. And he's from Boston. And he's all things Boston. In fact, later on, we're going to be premiering a brand new thing.
that not only will you be able to listen to on the radio, but see exclusively at MikeyShow.com. Oh, really? It's something brand new, and it's called You Got Robbed. Oh, boy. I didn't do a kick. I don't know. But I think I pulled my groin. I'm not kidding. That was great. Yeah. And then there's the artist formerly known as Sir Roosevelt Zethian Oates III, Jr., Esquire, MD, DDS, president and CEO. Athena TV. That's right. And he does our phones. And so if you call us, then you talk to Zeth first. 570-1053 is the number. And if you want to text us, 35253 is our text number. And that's the deal. You know what? I want to get this one out of the way right away because yesterday when we were on the air, I never even got to this. And I want to get to it if for no other reason that others need to share my. Now it's time for the YouTube clip of the day. I originally was not going to play this.
I originally was not going to play this YouTube clip of the day. And the reason that I wasn't is because I thought, well, this is, first of all, this is ridiculous. It's ridiculous. Okay. It's not my humor. And I recognize that just because something isn't my humor doesn't mean it's someone else's humor. But it's not my humor. The only reason that I'm going to play the YouTube clip of the day is because it had an effect on me. I heard it, and I'm not kidding you, I couldn't get it out of my head the entire day. But it's, I'm telling you right up front, I figure, why not just be honest with everybody? It's stupid. It's stupid. Some cats know how to flush the toilet. Eddie, hang on, bro. I'm with you. I'm with, dude. Okay. I'm with you on this. We're compadres. You have control. I know. You don't need to do this. I know. It's going to be awesome.
They flush the toilet because they like to watch the water spin around. I go through this all day long after the show in the office. Right? Yeah, I got some good videos. Like an overload. Well, one is an overload, to be honest. Cut 29. Eddie, I agree, dude. That is so dumb. Did you seriously just play that? Awesome. Here's the deal. No, no, wait, wait. I don't like it. We're going to play it every hour on the show. So you guys know I didn't like it. Your best friend and your producer of the show. I didn't like it at all. Every hour on the hour. All day. Mike. He's a cat. Meow. Hey, bro. That's in my head. That's in my head. You are really upsetting your best friend right now, Mike. No, no, no, no. I'm with him, though. We have an agreement.
Now, Sean, is it animated cats flushing toilets or is it real cats flushing toilets? You're making it worse. I'm not down with that. I'm not down with what she's saying. I'm not down with what she's saying. I'm not down with what she's saying. Here's my biggest thing. This is Eddie. Thank you. Mike, if it were any other animal but a cat. Sky would be furious at the wasting of the water. Oh, no, it's wasting water, whoever's doing it. They're not green, dude. But you would be upset. You would be upset. Yeah. And now that it's a cat, though, that's okay. It's a cute animal. I've never said it was okay. You leave your urine in the toilet, which is disgusting. She says she lets the yellow. This is her term, Sky term. She says. If it's yellow, let it mellow. And the reason is because you want to conserve water in San Diego County. Even though everybody, when they go in there, they flush it anyway. Yeah. Yeah, because they flush it. So that flush was actually not safe. It's a waste. It's a waste. It's a waste. And it's disgusting. But she finds it hysterical. He's a cat. Stop. He's a cat. He's a cat. Okay, okay, okay. Turn him off. I want my Mikey show back. Listen, only reason I did it. No, this is not good.
Only reason I did it, because I do think it's stupid. I'm being serious, dude. I think it's dumb. It was that song. It was that song. Just start the morning off like that. I know, I know, I know. Now Eddie's upset. No, he isn't. I'm checked out. I'm done. He's pissed. Don't do that. Might as well wrap up. Don't. Told you. Don't. I told you. Done. Don't worry, Mike. I'm here. Stop that. Don't say that. Blessing the daughter that he's a dad. Blessing the daughter that he's a dad. Blessing the daughter that he's a dad. Blessing the daughter that he's a dad. Blessing the daughter. I don't like it. It just is in my head. You do obviously like it. P1 answering machine is 858-715-1923. Let me ask you a question. If Nazis made a catchy tune, would you play that? Yeah, would you? Or would you? Did you eat your dog? It's the same thing. Sky, how do you answer that one? P1 answering. Hey, I'm not with her, dude. I want you to know who you are. I'm not.
I feel like you are. I'm not. Mike, I'd like to thank you. I feel like you're betraying us. I'm not. Mike, I'd like to thank you for sharing that with me. I would not have known that would have even existed. You're damaging me. Unless you shared that this morning. You're damaging my reputation. A lot of people are thanking you as well. He's a cat. No, Mike. What is going on? Stop. Where am I? Stop. Stop. P1 answering machine, 858-715-1923. The damage is done. P1 vendor. I never call in because I'm too much of a chicken turd. But I had a question or a request. Every week you guys play the YouTube clip of the day. And I'm on the road when I hear it. And I'd like to be able to view it when I go home. So I was wondering maybe you guys might be able to put a link to your YouTube clips on your website. Making this possible within about a day. Actually, we'll make it possible today. Not for this particular thing, but in general. We're going to make it so every YouTube clip of the day that you hear on the Mikey Show, you'll be able to go to the website to MikeyShow.com and you'll be able to view the stuff that you hear. Because all this stuff off YouTube.
Mikey, why did you play that lame YouTube clip? Now I am going to be singing that all day at work. That's P1 Do It. It's already stuck in my head. He's a cat. He's a cat. That's what I hate about melodies. Is that even if you disagree with them fundamentally and you don't like them, which I don't. And I want to point that out. I don't like that song. I don't like that. I disagree. And you also don't want to be Ryan Seacrest. All right. Out of context. Wow. Out of context. That is not cool. See, that's your girl. That's your girl. See how she attacks you? My girl's not being fair. Why are you lying right now? Well, first of all, she's not my girl. I would like to be at Seacrest. Yeah, that's your partner in life. Mikey. You guys are a team. You guys are a team. We're a civil union. That's for sure. Mikey, I can't stand cats. They're America haters.
They are. They're terrorists. I've heard that. It's P1 Andrew, the Frake Train. Our phone number here, if you want to call us, is 570-1053. Mikey, could you guys say happy birthday to my son, Tyler? He turns 12 today. Thanks, P1 BroBear. What up, Tyler? Happy birthday. Drive now. That's right. Yeah, you can. That's right. Now he can vote. Start betting. Um, what? That's right. Now he's allowed at the sports book. Oh, yeah. Mikey, have any of you guys tried the new Panda Wrap from Panda Express? I think Sean would love it. Love you guys. P1 Sparky. What is that? It's real bits of panda. Is it? It's got real bits of panda? Yeah. How does it work? It comes in a bamboo shoot. They take a flower tortilla or something? Yeah. What do they do? And what do they put in there? But they say it's like some Chinese flower tortilla. It is? Yeah. What do they stick in there? It's got to have...
They stick noodles in it? Yeah, of course. Oh, dude, I'd love that. I'd love chicken. I just heard the commercial a couple times. Well, I made my own because I went to Old Town a couple weeks ago, and you know you get the flour tortillas out there, real cheap. And then I went to Panda Express the next night, and I heated up one of the tortillas and put a bunch of the crispy honey chicken in there. I would. It was good, dude. Don't judge me. The only thing that would make that better is a fried egg, in my opinion. Sorry. That's your boy. I like that. Now I'm connected to this. You and Mike are like twins. P1 Shorty's on the line. What's up, Shorty? I just wanted to thank you guys for playing that clip. I'm driving my kids to the sitter so I could go to work. And not only am I going to have that jingle in my head all day, but I got them singing it to me now. Yeah. Thank you very, very much. You're welcome. I can help you with that. Because Eddie put one in my head the other day, and so now I'll put it in yours. Are you ready? Five dollar. Five dollar. Stop.
with this. Enjoy that for the rest of the day? All day. All day. Couldn't get it out. I love that one. And now you got it. That's a great melody. In your head. You'll never get it out of there. I hope that cat drowned. Don't say that. Mikey. Mikey, I say you put Ashley's money where her mouth is. Have her do the amazing race throughout San Diego, like having to find certain things in the city. I'm so down. I'm so down. I'm going to send a camera with her? Yes. I'll kill it. I'll rock it. I'll bring it. Hey, call us, man. Call us and let's talk on the radio. 570-1053. What do you got on your mind? And you can also use our answering machine, 858-715-1923. Text us at 35253.
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idea of being in the shower is nothing matters when you're in there. That's what I like about it. Unless, of course, someone flushes the toilet, which matters a great deal when you're in the shower. You know, you touch that little handle, you change the whole person's life. There's nothing they can do about it. They're just down the hall and you just stand there. You just hear them screaming. A lot of control. I don't like other people's showers. There's always a problem with temperature adjustment. There's always a little hair stuck on the wall. And you want to get rid of it, but you don't want to touch it. I don't know how it got up that high in the first place. If it's got a life of its own, I don't want to get involved. You know what I mean? So you have to aim the shower head at the hair. Never works. You got to get a pool of water from under the shower, run over to the hair. Get it down, put it at a time. And the hair, it doesn't even want to go down. It's like fighting to survive. We have to fight these battles. We're all alone in the bathroom. This is the Mikey Show. So you're the guy who pooped in my tuba.
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I'm Rick Lawrence on Rock 105.3. Eddie, how is your sleep train mattress treating you? It's like sleeping on marshmallows. That's awesome. I love it. And every once in a while, I'll wake up and I'll try to take a bite out of it. Yeah. But, you know, it's not marshmallows. It isn't. It's a bed. You can't eat it. But I love it. It's so comfortable. And, you know, I really I feel like an idiot because I had my other bed for like 15 years and I liked it. You know, I mean, it was very comfortable. But then I got on this bed and I'm like, OK, well, there's the big difference. I used to have back problems. I don't have back problems anymore. What about the brand? What kind did you get? The Stearns and Foster. Sweet. Yeah. How's your wife like it? Loves it. Sweet. Yeah, it's great. Get down there. Right now they've got a no sales tax sale going on, and these things do not last. They go on for a limited time. If you are looking for a new mattress, let's say you walked into Sleep Train today, you wanted to be sleeping on that mattress tonight. As long as you go in there before 2 o'clock today, you will be sleeping on that mattress tonight, and they'll take your old one out. So Sleep Train is your ticket to a better night's sleep. You're listening to the Mikey Morning Show with Mikey. I'm such a foodie.
And a food snob, but I love that Olive Garden. Eddie. We think fights are funny, so the kids should die. Yeah. Sky. I'm coming up on being married six years. Sean. I like black. Boss and Rob. What? I like to take my time and do things right. You sure do. And Ashley. Sometimes things make sense in my head, but not to anybody else. Rock 105.3. Getting text messages about that cat song. It is 641. Actor Christopher Lloyd lost his $11 million home in the fire that hit Santa Barbara County. Cardinals Albert Pujols won his second NL MVP award. Ryan Howard finishes second. Albert talks about winning the award. The same feeling that I have in 2005 when I won it. I was really nervous, really excited. I was working out today and waiting for that call, and I didn't until you guys saw it. We just got it.
when I was sitting here and when they told me. And I was really excited and really pumped up to receive that call. Because I know that I was going up on so many great players this year internationally. You know, Manny Ramirez, Brian Braun, Carlos Delgado, Ryan Howers. I mean, great guys that put great numbers. So I know it's going to be a little bit tough and different. I'm blessed and I thank God for giving me the opportunity to win my second MVP. I got cider. I was reading cider. Yeah. You like cider. I do, too. Albert Pujols likes cider like me. Hey, Sammy Sosa, did you ever know Albert Pujols when you played in MLB? In San Francisco? Yeah. Actually. Hi. Wait, wait, wait. Her name is... You thought he said actually? Yeah, he did. No, he said Ashley. He was saying Ashley, but he speaks with a heavy accent. That's what I said, actually. Her name is Ashley. Roberto de Boston. I officially changed my name. It's Boston Rob. No, no, no. He was correct, Mike.
You don't have to do it. You don't have to do it. It's ridiculous, Sammy. What was the question? The question was, did you have any dealings with Albert Pujols, and do you understand him when he speaks? Is it easy for you to understand him when he speaks? Mikey, that guy don't even know the language. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's hard to understand you sometimes, too, Sammy, when you speak to us. It's hard. No, no, no. I take it back. I take it back. I take it back, Sammy. No, you don't. You do not. You do not. You do not. You do not. Celebrity boys impersonators. Shut up. All right. Oh, wow. Here are some of the text messages that are coming in. Mikey.
If that's not the best song I've ever heard you play, I don't know what it is. Thank you for that. You must play that every morning. Meow. P1 Marcus. That was a dude? That was a dude. This text says, Thanks, Mikey. Now that song will haunt my dreams. I want it as my ringtone. It's P1 Ryan's mom. This next text message says, Really, Mike? Really? That's how you wake me up? What an abuse of power. That's P1JJ. Then we got a little bit of a topic change here on the text messages. This one says, Good morning, Mikey. T-G-I-T. Can't wait to hear Eddie's new releases. I'm sure his releases will be great. See, they're confused. I don't do new releases. Sky does new releases. I would never, ever. I would never want to take that away from her. I see. She thinks, you know, it's really important. Gotcha. Let's see. Well, Tropic Thunder, huge today.
What else is here? I know you're dying. I'm excited. I know you're dying. Wait, you know Sky announces the new releases, and so she kind of looks forward to being able to give away the big ones. He's just building it up. It's a tease, Mike. It's a tease. It's what we call in the business, a tease. That's what it is. Coming up a little later, Tropic Thunder with Sky. I will tell you when it comes out. That's more of a give than a tease. I'm excited. Thanks for that. Look at that. Let's see. This text message says, Mikey, I'm four months pregnant with my first child. I feel so needy and not cute. How can I keep things spicy between my husband and I? That's P1 Mallory. Well, I mean, you know, four months isn't that far along. It's not that far along. First of all, second of all. Even if you are pregnant, your guy still thinks you're hot. I mean, you're his gal. But she doesn't feel. She's wondering how she can feel. Well, some guys think you're extra hot when you're pregnant. Your boobs get all big. They're like, look at those. Where did those come from? Yeah, exactly. Chubby chasers. But yeah, I mean, what is it? The feeling not needy or feeling needy and not cute.
That's in your head. Eddie's right. He still thinks you're good looking. Yeah, and I bet if you express that to your man, that you're feeling that way, he'll make you feel better. He'll step up to the plate. Oh, I think guys have no problem taking care of that. Have him give you like, you know, like a massage or something like that, you know? Yeah. Like something that would make you feel better and... Yeah. You can still wear sexy clothes and like... lingerie and stuff like that. That'll, you know, make you feel good. Just because you're pregnant doesn't mean you can't dress sexy for him and do all the sexy stuff. You're only four months. Hey, and if you're not, if you're feeling not cute, do something and make yourself feel all cute. Go get a manicure. Yeah, yeah. Just do something to your nails. Yeah, go with Mike. I haven't heard his voice for four months. The first time I do, he just electrocutes me. Enormous. Ouch. Wow. Hey, this text message says, does Sean know the name of the song in the Geico commercial where the two cavemen show up on motorcycles? I am so desperate to get your little thing on the phone. What is that called? It's called... The app. Whatever app that is. That app is called... That app is called... Who's it? Madomi. Yes. Oh, yeah, Madomi. Because every time that comes on, I jam out. I love that commercial. It's my favorite commercial.
And I want to know what song that is. I've always wanted to know. I don't know what it is. I just opened up Madomi, and it has the last song I checked to see what it was. Oh. Yeah, I thought it sounded really masculine. It's totally, yeah. Yes. It's working at just the perfect time. Oh, it's not working now. Well, it's fine. I'm kind of glad it isn't working. Well, you can just tell us what it is. Maybe it's in the system. My wife wanted to know what this was. Yeah, we're in the car. Listen, listen. We were in the car. Okay. And she goes, hey, what's that song on the radio? And I go, I got this program called Madomi. All I have to do is hold it up to the speaker and it'll tell me what it is. Turns out it's, I don't even know how to pronounce the name, Jordine Sparks, I guess. Have you ever heard of that, babe? Yeah.
Jordine Sparks. Maybe Jordan Sparks is what it is. Oh, is that how they pronounce it? I don't really listen to this music, so I couldn't tell you. Couldn't even tell you. I don't listen to this. Anyway, it says here it's called One Step at a Time. Okay. I don't know. I don't know what it is. We know better. What do you want from me? So for the P1, we found the song they were asking about. You did? Yeah. What is it? It's The Sounds Hurt You. That's the name of the song? Yeah. So good. The Sounds is the group. I wonder if it sounds anything like the song we just heard. Is that not it? No. We do not have it in the system. Order it. Actually, order it. I beg you. The Sounds hurt you. Yeah. That is a jam. And let's see, I could probably find it. And it's the motorcycle commercial with the billboard, right? Yes, correct. I love when they take their helmet off, they kind of flip their hair back. You know, the chicks are hot and they don't care because they're upset with the billboard. It's so hysterical. I got to see it. Hey, bring it up on the, what do you call it there? Face tube. On the face space. Tube it. This blows, man.
I just went on and I wanted to connect to iTunes on my phone. And it says you must connect to a Wi-Fi network to access. You know why? Caveman days. We're in caveman days. Geico. We're still in caveman days. Seriously. Just like those Geico days. Our phone number, 5701053. Our text number, 35253. That married chick's been arrested again? From The Bachelor? She was also arrested last year in Florida for hitting Velvic to whom she is. Remember, wasn't she The Bachelorette? Didn't they make her, or was she not? No, she won The Bachelor. She won The Bachelor. Yeah. Okay, and then we're talking about Mary, what's her name? Delgado, I believe. Mary Delgado. And then she got arrested. Didn't she marry the bass fisherman?
Well, they're together. And then she, like, assaulted him. She beat him up. Right. And she was arrested. And then just over the weekend, again, arrested. She got arrested. Beat him up again? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Former winner of The Bachelor is arrested for unruly behavior. Mary Delgado was arrested Saturday for disorderly conduct. Public intoxication and resisting arrest at a bar in Del Rio, Texas. Delgado accepted a proposal from professional bass fisherman Byron Velvic on the show back in 2004. Wow. She was also arrested last year in Florida for hitting Velvic to whom she is still engaged. When we come back... 570-1053 is our phone number. Our text number is 35253. George Chamberlain is going to come in and talk about money. I feel scared. So if you have a question about your money, get ready. And I saw Dr. Phil kind of, you know, hanging out in the hallways. I don't really know what's going on. Still working on that canoe? Yeah, maybe he's still making that canoe, you know, out of balsa wood. So we'll have to wait and see. When we come back, by the way, got a lot of cool stuff for you today. When we come back, do you want to know whether or not crime is up or down in San Diego? Because they got stats. We'll tell you what it is right after this. The Mikey Show at rock1053.com.
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It is 7-0-2. After deliberating for five days, the jurors announced they were deadlocked in the case of the man charged with killing a professional surfer from La Jolla. Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban has been accused of insider trading. So before we went to, and I want to get more information on that in a minute, Eddie, about Mark Cuban. Before we went to break, we asked, is crime in San Diego up or down? What's the deal, Sky? Well, the new crime statistics are out, which is for, you know, the first part of 2008, basically covers the first nine months of the year. And they say overall crime in San Diego is down and that San Diego is the safest it's been in the last 40 years, which is really good. Some things that they've seen a big dip in are violent offenses were down by 3.5%, and property crimes were down by over 8% in the first part of this year. But the bad part is rapes and murders were up this year. Yeah, last year there were 207 rapes, and this year so far there's been 278 rapes. As far as murders go, last year there were 41, this year 45.
They believe the increase in rapes have to do with alcohol abuse and that lots of these rapes are, you know, between people who know each other and there's been abuse of alcohol in this situation. Really? And then they say as far as the murders go, they say an increase in gang crimes, drive-by shootings and stuff like that. Our phone number is 570-1053. Our text number. is 35253. If you are too shy to call in, our P1 answering machine is open for you. 858-715-1923. Yo, yo, yo, Mikey Show. This is P1 Joe. Now, I've been listening all day today. Today is Monday the 17th. And I'm driving on the freeway, and obviously this guy wasn't listening to the Mikey Show all morning. And he did have a black Tacoma with a P1. Well, we have to explain. Explain it. Well, we got a couple of calls yesterday of people saying, listen, if somebody has a P1 sticker on their car...
We should be able to see another P1 that we see that has another sticker on the car and identify ourselves as P1s. And so we got a couple of calls. We got one guy said, why don't we do the air fist bump? And then another guy called and said, why don't we give a toast? Which I think is hysterical and I loved and thought was awesome. But apparently it didn't go over so well with this guy. You know, I put my index finger and my thumb together. And I had my middle finger sticking out. You know, and I give a toast. I guess the guy thought my middle finger was a little too extended out. And the dude gives me the middle finger. So I just want to tell that guy to listen to the Mikey show, keep listening, and maybe he would have given me a different response. Maybe another toast back or something. Thank you, guys. I love you guys. Oh, man. Bad start. Fist bump it is. Bad start. Fist bump it is. Oh, I thought we were going to do the middle finger. Oh, no. That would probably not work. What?
And then we also talked about the possibilities of doing something that would identify you as a P1 without the sticker, something that you could have on your purse all the time. And one of the things, you've seen those Livestrong bracelets. They're kind of those yellow rubber bracelets that Lance Armstrong did. Kind of the idea of doing that, black band, camouflage writing, and having it say P1 or something. Eddie suggested ham, which I think is great, too. That's a great idea. We all want that. You know, either way, I think it sort of distinguishes us as a P1. And so I think I kind of like it. So we will be exploring that idea. P1 answering machine number 858-715-1923. Hey, what's up, guys? It's Eddie. Just call in to leave a little message for our favorite ham lover. First of all, I know you're into weird stuff with the whole Roman shower thing and all. It's a real thing. But I find it really disgusting that the past couple weeks I've been walking into the bathroom at work and I think you've been leaving it, letting it mellow. Tell me. We all know what that means. And I think it's disgusting. And guess what, little lady, your plan doesn't work.
Because I flush it down. Ha, ha, ha. Yeah. I flush it. All right? You're gross. Thank you. And later, boner. Hey. Hey. Tell you. What a good message that was. Oh, I want that. I commend whoever's doing it, but it's not me. I don't know. There are a couple of things going on here. Oh, that was genius. The first reference there is that, yes, Skye said that she went to La Costa Spa over the weekend and that there was something called the Roman Shower. Oh, boy. And that's an actual real thing. I know it sounds kind of filthy, but it was actually... Why does it sound filthy? It was a real thing. It's called Roman Shower. Okay. What do they call it? What is it, Skye? It's like, it's basically like a big high-pressured shower that just comes out in one big, like high-pressured, I don't know. You like sit under it and it's like a massage because the pressure is so hard and it's like a spa temperature water. Right. And so it just hits your back and it feels like a massage. It was great, right? Awesome. Well, then the other reference on there that Eddie's making is that, and yeah, he came into the office yesterday.
And he said that this has been a recurring. Four times in the past two weeks. Four times. Are you serious? Eddie's gone into the bathroom because, now listen, they have said in San Diego County, we got to conserve water. There's other ways. And so there is this concept of if it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down. It's fine to do it your own time. Yeah. But I don't want to walk in there and have to. smell or see anything disgusting. It doesn't work because I flush it anyway. Are we all supposed to let it mellow? Wouldn't that be the real conservation if everyone did? It's got to get flushed at some point. See, the thinking is that if you let the yellow mellow, the next person will come in and if they're doing yellow, they'll flush. But most people, I think, are flushing when they see the yellow. Absolutely. Then going. Then going. Of course. Because we humans like a clean litter box is what we want. I think. I want no backsplash. Yeah, yeah. I think that that's the deal. It's not me. I know it's a female. Well, it's not me. How do you know it's a female? The lid's down. Oh, that's how Sean and I go, though. No.
Well, yeah, this is a thing right now. I mean, it really is a thing here in San Diego. They're asking you to conserve water. And so if you're at home, it could work. It could work. I mean, it's five gallons, I guess. There was another thought that I remember. I think we heard this on the air that you take an empty milk jug and you fill it up with a two liter bottle or a brick or pretty much anything. So not a milk jug, right? Yeah. I don't know if a milk jug would actually fit. It's too big. Yeah. So you take like a two liter bottle. And when it's empty, you fill it with water. And then you put it in the actual top of the toilet where the toilet top comes off and there's water and all the stuff. The tank. The tank. And then you stick that. You flush the toilet. Then you stick that thing in there and you let it fill back up and it's displaced. Two liters. Two liters of water. You're saving a couple of liters. It's awesome. Yeah, just do that. I would say do that instead of the mellow. Yeah, or both. You fill it up with water, but then you put the lid back on, and then you put that in the thing. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, yeah. I'm going to do that. I didn't know that. Yeah. Good luck. That's good. Good work for you. I'll do that. Here comes the flood. Oh, no. I'm glad you said that. Thank you for saying that. Let's see. You guys want to hear an email? Yeah. We got time, Eddie? Yeah.
Mikey, I'm writing because I am a football widow. My husband watches football nonstop. I'm not just talking about the pros either. He watches college football too. I am over it. I asked him this past weekend if he wanted to go to the beach with me because it was hot out and he laughed. That's rude. He said the chargers are on at one o'clock. I think most guys would want to go see their hot wife in a bikini more than some dumb football game. Am I right? Anyway, is there anything you can suggest to get him to stop watching football and spend more time with me? That's P1 over it. Well, here's the deal. I mean, this is a very sensitive topic. Why not involve a professional? Oh, yes. I want you to get excited about your life. You're going to talk to me. You're going to have to be honest. This is going to be a changing day in your life. Oh, there's a kid. He's your biggest fan. He's my biggest fan. That's a kid in the audience. He's about 12 years old. He's got a full bushy mustache and a t-shirt with a mustache on the t-shirt. He says, I love me, Dr. Phil.
Well, listen, y'all. I heard this. I heard what this lady wrote about the football widow stuff. Can you help? I think I can. I mean, in a lot of ways, I can relate to this woman. I'm a football widow myself, actually. Really? You are? Yeah, my wife watches it nonstop. Really? That seems weird. And I say to her, I say, honey, please spend more time with me, will you please? Remember when you used to brush my mustache for hours when we were first married? You'd just sit there and you'd just brush my mustache. Remember that? What happened? Or when you would make Oprah dartboards and we would just sit there and throw stuff at it. That's so bitter. Remember when we would do that? And then she just barks at me to get her a beer and go back into the kitchen. It's very humiliating. It really is. Well, it reminds me of something that my old uncle, Elizabeth Hasselbeck, used to say. She would say, fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, then all Democrats have to die. He was my uncle. I'm sorry. Here's a suggestion for this woman. Why not pick up a new hobby like Dorito Barista?
Or burrito organizer. There's plenty of online courses available for living room Amstel reps. I think I get where he's going. What about that? Why not try to do something like that? I like it. I like it. By the way, did I mention that I'm getting into the personal care product industry? No. For what? Well, I have a new line of products out, Eddie. Is that right? For the discerning gentleman. Oh. Well. It's called. It's called. Uh-huh. Dr. Phil's facial hair goo and saloon piano player mustache straightener and conditioner. Whoa. That's a mouthful. Did you think about maybe shortening that? I like it. It doesn't really roll off the tongue. I thought it did. I thought it would be a hit. I don't know who would buy that. It's really wrong era. I've also got Dr. Phil's.
Hair removal cream. It's strong enough for your head, but made for your swimsuit area. It's a rhyme. It's a rhyme. You know, guys, football widows. Is that what we were talking about? Yeah, we were. We were talking about that. Focus, yes. I don't. It's like a song that my dear Auntie Sky used to sing to me. Really? You have an Auntie Sky? Auntie Sky. We have a Sky on the show. Oh, that's right. We do. We have a Sky on the show as well. Quite a coincidence. Would you like to hear the song that my... My old Auntie Sky used to sing to me. Absolutely. I don't think so. And a one, and a two, and a one, two, three, and old McDonald had a farm. E-I-E-I-O. And on that farm, he had some pigs. Yum, yum, yum, yum, oh. With a honey glaze here and a honey glaze there. This guy still sees that to this day. Well, first of all, she's drooling. See, what would happen? What would happen is that my old auntie Sky started drooling so much. What happened? Well, I couldn't understand the rest of the song. It's hilarious. Don't see how that correlates. Does anyone know what that means? Well, it means... Sky? Hold on.
That wasn't me. I had nothing to do with that. Seriously, though, folks. Yeah, she should try to think of this more like we're choosing football over her. That's what she should do. Dr. Phil, listen. Come on. You know, my wife and I have this great thing that we do with football that I think might kind of help here. And it's about... Watching football and spending time together, okay? And as I think about it, I think I might even write a book about this because it's so efficient. How it works is my wife shuts her mouth and leaves me anytime football's on the television. And it works really well. She's really happy. I'm really happy. But isn't communication important? Absolutely, Skye. Read the book, Skye. And that's why. Just read the book. You really need to read the book. Free copy over here, Dr. Phil. Yes, I will. Please. I will. Now, this is what this woman needs to really keep in mind as she is dealing with this as a football widow. Don't do that thing.
Where you try to learn all about the game so that you can sit there with us and watch football all Sunday long. Don't do that, okay? For us, it's kind of like watching a monkey in a tuxedo. I mean, sure, it's funny at first. Wait a second. But after a while, it's just sad. It's meant to be funny. You should be running free with other monkeys at the mall. That's awful. Do you understand? Do you understand what I mean by that? I think you do. He's really rude. You know what? I actually, I get a lot of my clients complaining about this exact thing we're talking about here. Oh, yeah? Yeah, where the husband picks football or some sport over her and you know how this can go and sometimes it's very, it hurts, you know? And I often tell them. This little piece of advice that I learned back in grad school at Cornell. Ever heard of it? All right. And what I tell them is, is I say, listen, folks. Why don't you try taking your relationship to Amco? Why, with their amazing service. And just remember that if your check engine light is on, just take it to Amco.
Why would you take it anywhere else? No. Take your relationship there. Just take your relationship there. Knock it off, Boner. You know, I consider myself somewhat of a football widow, too. I mentioned that before. And I just want to say it again because I lost my wife back in 1996 when the Cowboys beat the Steelers in the Super Bowl. What do you mean you lost your wife? Well, here was the deal, lady. I bet a few Franklins and a brand new Hyundai and my wife on the game. Oh, no. With who? My bookie. Okay. That's weird. That's an odd bet. Game really cleaned me out. Apparently. But you learn to live with your losses and you move on with your life. You know, Eddie, my old Uncle Sally Struthers used to tell me. A lot of weird uncles. A man who can eat his weight in salsa. is a man who will get swollen in his end zone, and that's what Uncle... What the hell is that? I don't... He used to say it. Please. Please. I'm Dr. Phil. It's Mikey. The Mikey Show is on. You're a car thief. You just jimmied a lock and slipped inside a sweet ride. You hotwire the ignition, drive five feet, and it dies. You reach for the door handle, but it locks up, and you are trapped. Because this is a bait car designed to catch thieves like you in the act.
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isn't what it used to be. And I think Ladanian's struggling a little bit, finding his way. He only rushed for 50-something yards. But Pittsburgh had a great beat last night. And Norm is in a tough situation because the AFC is wide open, and it could have been their year. But I don't think they have the personnel. They don't have the depth. When you look at the Giants and you look at the Titans who are dominating in the AFC, it's the depth of the position. Back to the Mikey Show on The Rock. Rock 105.3. This is that band that Zeth was talking about. And the band that the guy that wrote the text message, you know, the Geico commercial with the caveman and the motorcycles. This is the same band that plays the song you guys were talking about. Different songs, same band. Different songs, same band. What is the band called, Zeth? The Sounds. The Sounds. And do you have the YouTube clip of that Geico commercial? Yeah.
I want to see if we can hear it. All right, let me see. If you can get it to play. Because I don't even know what the song is, but I know people love it. Eddie loves it. A bunch of people really love this song that they're playing in this Geico commercial. And I know that we're going to be able to get it to come up through there. Nope. But we'll get it. Sean can do it. Send the link. Yeah, send Shawnee the link. Send it to me. And we'll do it. Guess who's in the studio? Our savior. That's right. George Chamberlain is here. Hey, guys. GC. There you go. And George is going to tell us all about things that we want to know about our money. And so Eddie has a question. I have an immediate question. Well, I don't know if, George, I'm sure you've heard about Mark Cuban, the Dallas Mavericks owner. He's in trouble for some insider trading. And I've read the story over and over again.
I don't understand what insider trading even is and what the SEC is and all that stuff. Can you help me understand this a little bit better? And by the way, let me just give the phone number out, 570-1053, in case people want to call and ask George Chamberlain a question about money. the reports with NBC 739 every morning and talks about the economy, talks about money, talks about how you spend it, how you invest it, how you use it. So if you have a question and it has to do with money, now's the time to call us at 570-1053 or text us at 35253. And that's a great question. George, what is the deal with that? Yeah, let's do the Cuban thing because it is kind of an interesting story and hardly comes as a big surprise. Insider trading is a pretty simple concept. We have rules and regulations in this country that says that if you have information that is not public information and you use that to make a profit, you've broken the law. You're not allowed to do that. Believe it or not, we are the only country in the world that says insider trading is illegal. Everywhere else in this world they say, hey, if you can get a scoop on something, buddy, and make a buck off it, go for it. Really? But for some reason in the United States we have this rule.
I don't have the particulars in front of me, but I think it was Mama.com, wasn't it? It was M-A-M-M-A.com. Yeah, right. He found out that there was going to be a change at the company. He was a large investor shareholder in this situation and got information that something was about to happen, took steps to pocket about $600,000, which for Cuban is walking around money. That's just stuff he carries in his pocket every day. But for everybody else, it's a big chunk of change. And he got caught. He got caught. Simple as that. Question. So when there's going to be a big change inside the company, that tells you it could be instability, the price of the stock could go down, right? Classic example is usually this. One of two scenarios. The company is about to announce something really good, and the stock's going to go way up. So you run out and you buy a bunch of the stock. Okay. So you buy it cheap and then it goes up, you sell it, you make a lot of money. Or number two, the company's about to make an announcement that's very bad. You own a lot of stock of the company, so you sell it real quick before it goes down. Okay. And that's what Cuban is accused of doing. Right, exactly. And this...
Has to do with any private citizen that owns stock? It applies to anybody on the face of the earth. It's a U.S. citizen. I read the website. The Securities and Exchange Commission is this regulatory group. It's just another government regulatory group, and it oversees the financial markets. And I read this every day because there's usually a lot of interesting stories in there that I can use for the stuff I write and all that kind of stuff. And probably half the stuff. involves people that are doing some kind of insider trading. And it can be extreme. It can be a situation. Let me give you a classic example of insider trading and how it goes crazy. A few years ago, Business Week magazine is printed, obviously, and it goes out. It happens very quickly. It's a weekly magazine, so it goes out, boom, boom, boom. And so the guys that run the printing press that put together Business Week magazine saw an article that was very complimentary about a company. And, of course, they see it before anybody on the street sees it, before the magazine hits the newsstands or shows up in people's homes. So they said, well, let's go out and buy some of that stock before this thing goes out. And they went out and they made like $4,000 or $5,000. They got caught. They got busted. And they lost their jobs and nobody went to jail. But that's the kind of thing that happens. Now, here's what's going to happen. Cuban's going to ultimately have to say, he's going to have to make a decision. Do I want to go to jail?
which is sort of, he's sort of on the Martha Stewart path. Because he's saying, I didn't do anything wrong, damn it, and you're not going to get me, okay? And in 10 seconds, tell us what Martha Stewart did. Martha Stewart lied to a grand jury, basically, is what she did. She said, I didn't use insider information, yet it was pretty clear that she did. And so Martha fought this thing, and that was her mistake. If she just said, yeah, I did, she would have had to give back the money. Never would have gone to jail. Martha wound up in the pen. She was sharing a small little room with some girl named Bubba. So, you know, that didn't work out well for her on that. But she came back well from that. Cuban has to make a decision. Do I just go ahead and give the money back? Say, OK, sorry, I didn't know I did anything wrong. And go on or fight this thing and probably wind up with his rear end in jail. OK, question. So normal, average Joe. Uh, let's say that we own stock in Starbucks. Okay. And we hear that there's going to be a change at Starbucks. Are we supposed, the appropriate thing for us to do, are we supposed to say, uh, uh, uh, don't tell me anymore? Or are we just supposed to hold on to stock that we know is going to have something bad happen? It depends on the source of the information. If you walk into, if you're hanging out with somebody and say, Hey, you know, I hear this Starbucks going to go up. Okay. Okay. Boom.
But if you get that information from somebody that is an insider, somebody that works for the company, inside information, that's what we're talking about. If it's somebody that knows based upon information that has not been made public, then you can get in trouble. But, I mean, let's say you go into your neighborhood Starbucks shop and the manager says, hey, I was at this meeting last week and on Tuesday they're going to announce this big deal. That's insider information. It is. Yeah. Really? Yeah. That's information only the employees have. It's not anything that's printed in a paper or that everybody's buzzing about. It's only from employees. Wow, man. Yeah. Got to be careful. Yeah. Okay. And I mean, I've seen them bust people for making a thousand buck profit. Wow. Unbelievable. Yeah. Now, if it's so easy to do it outside the country, why don't people just buy stocks from, you know, a European market? Well, most of us don't have access to that kind of stuff. So in order to be able to do it, you have to be living there. Yeah. Well, you don't have to be. But again, you're dealing with insider information for companies in Czechoslovakia or the Baltic region or something that you don't know anything about. Well, I guess what my question is, is if you live in London, can you, as a London citizen...
Get this inside information about Starbucks and go on and sell all your stuff and you're fine. It depends on the source. But I thought everywhere else in the world it's legal except for the United States. Couldn't they do that in London and they're okay with it? They probably could because they don't watch it that close. But if the U.S. regulators found out about it, they could come after you. The people in London? Yeah, they're not going to. It's probably not going to happen, but I suppose they legally could. Because you're playing the U.S. markets. It's not really about your citizenship. It's being in the U.S. markets. And playing with that U.S. market. Yes. Got it. It's crazy stuff. 570-1053 is our phone number. P1 Carlos. Hello, George. I had a question. I'm looking to get a private loan to take the bar. but I don't graduate until May. Should I apply now for a student loan, or should I wait around May? Maybe the bank situation will get better? I'd go ahead and start looking. Get your ducks in a row right now. Whether or not you pull the trigger on the deal or not, it depends on how good it looks. If the rates look good, if they do have the money available now, you might want to just get ready to go. Talk to them. See if there's any way that you can get the loan approved and then have a guaranteed funding.
when you get closer to May, but I wouldn't drag my feet on it. You think the banks are going to tighten pretty harder on the student loans, or are they going to stay the same? You know, it's a tough call. It's hard to know what these banks are doing right now. They've got the money. They're just not willing to lend it right now. Maybe that will change when we get a new administration. I don't know. I don't know. It likely could. You know, one of the things I heard is that Paulson, the Secretary of the Treasury, just announced, you know, they've given this guy the $700 billion, and he said, Well, I'm kind of holding on to most of it. What the hell is that all about? We're in trouble right now, buddy. Let's get the money working out there. Money, money, money. 570-1053 is the phone number. This is going to be an interesting question. P1 Shaggy, are you there? Yeah, I'm here. Hey, man, what's your question for our money guy, George Chamberlain? Okay, so I just recently bought a house and acquired a bunch of extra debt, basically rehabbing the house. I was looking for some advice to pay off. credit cards and the loans and such. You're going to live there? Yeah, I'm living there. Okay, and you're going to be there for a while, right? Well, a couple years, yeah, so I can get out of the capital gains. Okay, okay. Well, I mean, if you've got credit card debt and you can't make the payments on it, I'll give you the same advice I've been giving for people on the program for a long time. Talk to a credit counseling service. You can even call up the credit card companies themselves and say,
Listen, I've been making my payments on time. Can you help me out here? Can we cut the rate? Can you give me zero interest rate for six months? Is this an example of why we're in this problem? The guy on the phone right now, because maybe it is, maybe it isn't. But that's what I'm wondering. Here's a guy that says, I recently bought a house and now I have all this debt. Well, but, you know, isn't that kind of what we've been hearing like? No. Well, but his case sounds to me like a situation where the debt is a reasonable debt because. He didn't go get a credit card and then go off on vacation in Hawaii and bought a bunch of clothes and bought a new car and stuff like this. He borrowed the money to do the improvements on his home. Okay. So I don't have a problem with that. That's the kind of debt that this country has been built on. I mean, a logical, reasonable debt. Right. But again, if you found all of a sudden that it wound up being more than you thought and you're in a little bit of a bind right now and you're at risk of not being able to make the payments. Well, the credit card companies don't want that to happen, so you can either go to them directly, go to the counseling services like Springboard or money management that we've referred a lot of people to. Well, George, you think that he should do that before maybe refinancing his home loan and rolling it together, the debt together? How long have you had the house? I've only had two to three months. Oh, wow. Okay. He's not going to do a refi. And see, that's what I was so interested in. I'm like, wow.
I wonder how long, you know what I mean? Like he just got it and it's three months. It's a problem. Well, I don't think his mortgage is a problem. It's his credit card spending is a problem. Is it a problem? I mean, are you? I just, I let that guy go. Okay. I let that guy go. But you can call back 570-1053. Here is a issue that I think that a lot of people are asking. I remember about a year ago, we have some friends there from Chile and they were talking to their family back in Chile. And their family was saying to them, are you guys okay? Are you guys okay? And they said, what do you mean? Yeah, we're okay. And they were like, no, all we're seeing on the news every night is that the U.S. dollar and that you guys are about to go into this. And I remember hearing it and kind of laughing when I first heard it because it hadn't hit us yet about a year ago. We were starting to hear some stuff, but we didn't think it was real serious, like crazy news. You know what I mean? And maybe it was because. We didn't know that it was as crazy a news as they did around the rest of the world. So this person on line one has a question for you about the U.S. dollar. What's your question? I make monthly payments for child support and have to convert my dollars to euros every month. It seems over the last couple of months that the dollar has gotten a little bit stronger.
foresee happening to the dollar with our government spending like drunken sailors. You know, I think the dollar is going to stay strong and probably actually maybe get a little bit stronger in here. It's good news, bad news, but I think that you're going to probably see that the exchange rate is going to probably stay pretty close to where it is right now. Maybe even work a little bit to your benefit over the next 6 to 12 months. Yeah, I'd like to see that happen. Here's the payments, and I own them, but with that exchange rate fluctuating so much, it's up and down. That's an interesting wrinkle, your situation, yeah, but it's a heck of a lot better than it was six months ago. And George said that with the incoming president, with Obama coming in, we've got to wait until he kind of makes some choices and makes some decisions before we know how that's going to affect everything. Because right now we just, we don't know yet. I mean, let's face it. There is a lot of optimism. The whole election was all about change. And now we find out what that change really means. So we'll all have to hunker down and see what happens. P1 Hamez is on the line. Hello, Hamez. Hey, what's up, guys? It's Hamez on the line, P1 Hamez. I have a question for George. I just immediately thought it was Hamez. That's my bad. That's my bad. It's really ridiculous. Go ahead. It's fine.
Well, hey, I've heard some things about GE. I'm not sure. I've heard just some bad things about maybe that stock going to zero, GE failing as a company. And, you know, I don't know if it's true. It sounds like nonsense to me, but I wanted to get George's take on it. Well, I have to be semi-careful here because I work for GE, so I have to be somewhat careful about that. Insider trading. Insider trading, guys. Here we go. Get ready. There better not be anybody taping this. Let's go ahead and mark this as Exhibit A. Evidence 1. Do you really work for GE, George? NBC. Oh, okay. That's true. Let me just give the... Let me address the one question. Is the stock going to go to zero? I don't think so. I don't have any insider information to suggest contrary to that, but I don't think so. The problem with General Electric, just like a lot of other companies, GE is such a diversified company, but their biggest operation is finance. They're a big financial company.
People think of them as the television network and the jet engines and stuff like that. But about 40% of the business is fine. I know they bring good things to life. I know that about you. I've heard that. Thank you. Thank you. And so they're going through a tough time just like everybody else. And the stock is like way, way down. Oh, man, is it? But I don't see it going to zero. I'm not going to take it out and buy it. That's for everybody to decide on their own. But it is one of the 30 stocks in the Dow Jones Industrial Average. It's one of the stocks that's contributed to this sharp decline in here. So when it hits bottom, I don't know. I don't know. There you go. Another question about stocks from P1. Lona, are you there? Hi, Lona. Hi. Hi, guys. I love you guys, and I love you, Georgia. I see you every morning. Thank you. Here's my question. My husband and I just invested in some stocks, and we're not looking to buy and sell. We're just kind of looking to keep our money in there for a while and see what happens. We've been doing the ones with dividends, and we don't really know anything about it. My husband said something about us getting some return on dividends, their yield dividends. I'm trying to understand that whole concept. Sure.
Well, first of all, congratulations on getting started as an investor, and welcome to the club of dividend junkies. I love dividends. It really is so simple when it comes to the power of dividends. All right, dividends, let's say a stock, you buy a stock that's at $10 a share, and it pays a dividend of $1 a share a year. Your yield is 10%. You take the income divided by the price of the stock. You come up with the yield expressed as a percentage, 10%, which is great today. It's actually doable out there, which it didn't used to be. But dividends are great. And what I always encourage people to do is try to pick companies that not only pay a dividend now, but have a history of increasing the dividend over time every year. There's a group of companies. Put this in your browser and you can find these companies. They're called the dividend aristocrats. And to be a dividend aristocrat, you have to have paid a dividend for 25 years in a row and also increase that dividend every year for at least 25 years. I think I may have given this example. I'll do it real quick here. A little company down in the south, back in the 70s, went public. You could have bought it for $16.5 a share. So you bought 100 shares at $16.5 cost you $1,650. The company became very successful.
They've done a lot of stock splits. Your 100 shares is now 202,000 shares of stock in that company. And your $1,650 that you did back in 1970 is now worth about $15 million. But more important than that, here's the punchline. Every three months, they send you a check for $50,000 in the form of the dividend because they started paying a dividend that first year and they've raised it every year since then. Anybody want to guess the company? Do you still get paid the dividend? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You still get the dividend. You know, you can buy a stock and it goes up. It goes from $10 to $20. And a week later, it's back to $10. You buy a stock that pays a dividend. You get that dividend every quarter. You never get a letter in the mail that says, hey, that money we sent you, would you mind sending it back? It's your money to keep. It's your money to keep. Now, am I allowed to say on the air what I own stock in? It's your call. I mean, it's not illegal, right? I don't think so. Okay. No? Why would it be? I don't know because I'm learning stuff I didn't know. Oh, you're okay. Oh, you're fine. I bought a little small amount of stock in Disney. Okay. It earns a dividend. Yeah. But I'm thinking to myself, isn't it like $2 a year or something like that? Okay. You know what I mean? What you need to do is set that account up so that dividend is reinvested. Okay? And it buys more shares of stock. Okay. And that way it keeps, you know, let's say you have...
A hundred shares and it pays a dividend and that dividend comes out and they're able to buy two more shares. You've got 102 shares now. Next time it pays a dividend, you're going to get a little bit more. So you'll buy two and a half shares the next time. And it just keeps compounding and growing and growing and growing that way. Dividend. Albert Einstein said compounding is the eighth wonder of the world. And it really is. I mean, it is the best way to have your money grow. I would guess that the greatest thing to do is to find companies that you believe are going to grow, right? That pay a dividend. That's just like, how are you going to figure that out, though? I mean, that's the hard part, right? Not really. No? Not really. I mean, you just, you know, everybody has their own favorite companies. Here's, you know, who makes this stuff here? There's this instant breakfast cereal here. But Quaker's been out forever. Quaker's been out forever. Like Walmart, the example you gave came out. Was Walmart, yeah. You know, that came out in 1970, right? Right. How do we find the Walmarts of today? Well, you don't. I mean, come on. You're not going to find the next Walmart that goes public today. And, you know, at the same time that Walmart was going public, another big retailer went public. And it was the one everybody was gaga over. And that was Kmart. Kmart wound up going bankrupt. So, you know, so you never you don't know. But with like Quaker, I mean, you know, that's a company like Rob. That's Rob's oatmeal, you know, and it seems like they're keeping with the times. You know, they have the big old, you know, barrels of oats you'd buy. But now they're coming in little microwave packets. You know, it's something Rob eats.
every day, if they're keeping with the times, those are good signs, I think. Rob doesn't use a lot of soap. Should we sell our soap stock? Is that a good idea? Insider trading. Insider trading. Insider trading. Well, listen. I love it when George comes in here and tells us about money. I always learn stuff. Oh, he's glad to do it, guys. You know that. All right, Skye. Fine, he will. Fine. Man, you don't have to scream at the guy. 570-1053 is our phone number. George, thank you for coming in here. We love it when you come in and teach us stuff. You bet. Don't go away, ladies and gentlemen. Make sure you check out MikeyShow.com. You can read our blogs at MikeyShow.com. Just type in the keyword blogs and it'll tell you all how to do it. It'll take you right to our blogs. Also, if you want to use our answering machine, the number is 858-715-1923. Wait until we get back and I tell you what Mike Aguirre's last thing he wants to do right before he splits. Oh, no. And it's not a joke. Come on. Right, Sky? This is completely serious. Oh, yeah. He's meeting with the city council about it today. Wait till we come back and we tell you what city attorney Mike Aguirre is suggesting. And it is not. We're not making it up. It's the truth. And we'll tell you next. Mikey. Okay. Here, P1s.
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Really? Yeah. Finally? Well, when they say that, they mean that if the refs make an error, they can go back and recheck it to make sure that they get it right. Wow. Which is like, whatever. All right. Are you strapped in for this? Oh, boy. Are you strapped in for this? Mike Aguirre. Yeah. Okay. Now, this guy is our city attorney, and he made a lot of news over the last few years because he does things that are very controversial. Mm-hmm. You know, when we had the fires, I believe he was suggesting that we evacuate the whole the whole city, right? He was the whole. Well, I guess you can only say this. The city. He wanted San Diego to evacuate. Right. Ultimately, we did not evacuate. Now, my whole thing with Mike Aguirre has always been, man, it's just.
What other city have you ever heard of where, like, you know the name of your city attorney? Yeah. And you have feelings and opinions about. Of your city, you know? I've never lived anywhere until San Diego where we were like, we always hear Mike Aguirre. Battle of the Chargers for years. Battle of the Chargers for years. Hates him. And goes after him and, like, you know, was doing, like, a thing where he was in the press communicating with them. Holding press conferences, this sort of thing. Turkey. Well, he was voted out of office. So he will no longer be our city attorney. And the middle daughter on the Brady Bunch was voted in, Jan Goldsmith. Jan Levinson Goldsmith. Jan Levinson Goldsmith. No, Jan is actually a guy. And Jan Goldsmith will be the new city attorney. So, Sky, tell everybody what... Mike wants to do on his way out. Well, Mike Aguirre only has a few weeks left in office. Jan Goldsmith will become our city attorney on December the 8th. And so, city attorney Mike Aguirre is meeting with the city council today to talk to them about San Diego filing for bankruptcy. What? Let that just soak in. Look at Eddie's face. Eddie is so... Like, Eddie is...
So confused. Like, he's got the face of, like, what? Can somebody? I mean. Geary says that our liabilities far exceed our assets, and we have passed the point of no return. A spokesperson for Mayor Sanders says this is way too premature to be talking about something like this and accuses Mike Aguirre of, quote, grandstanding in his final days of office. Wow. File for bankruptcy. Get out. Lost his mind. Shut up. Shut up. Crazy person. So who knows? Maybe the city will go, that's a good recommendation. Yeah, right? Let's do that. Let's file for bankruptcy. I actually think that we should pawn off our assets like SeaWorld. Yes. Yes. Legoland. Legoland. The zoo. Get rid of some of those animals. The Coronado Bridge. Oh, yeah. We'll have a city garage sale. Exactly. You know. Jeff and Jared. Oh, no. No. Don't even. Yeah. Priceless. Never. Where else am I going to hear pick your bra? Thank you. Well, maybe Tommy, but that was about it. Hey.
Who said that? Zeth, dude. Unbelievable. Great. Now, guaranteed conversation in the hallway. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Way to go, Chance. I mean, come on. I don't care. I don't want him to go. I don't want to. Hey, dude. It's always a hot start. I heard you guys mention me. Dude, we're joking. That's cool. That's cool, man. No, no, no. We were not. Keep mentioning it. No, no, no. Dude, dude, dude, dude. Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude. Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude. That's funny. No, no. Dude. Tell my friends to me. It's funny. Stop it. Can I talk to you, though? Can I talk to you? That's cool, Mike. That's cool. Tommy. That's funny. I heard it. I didn't, though, mean it. It's an exact recording. We got some irony up in here. It's an exact recording. Verbatim. Verbatim. Verbatim. In the hall. 570-1053 is our phone number. Call us about anything. Because I don't really have a direction to go. No. You can call about whatever you want. Ashley Simpson is really overdue.
Like weeks overdue with his pregnancy. She was supposed to have a kid a while ago, a few weeks ago. When she announced that she was pregnant, she said her due date was Halloween, October 31st. Ashley Simpson. Ashley Simpson? Yeah, Jessica Simpson's sister. She's married to Pete White. That's crazy. Hey, she fixed the nose, got hot? Yep, that's right. Same one. She is pregnant? Wow. Not only pregnant, nine weeks, or excuse me, two weeks overdue. I swear we were just listening to audio of her in that McDonald's, like hammered. Really? Oh, no, that was years ago. Years ago, Rob. Oh, they all blend together. There it is. Wake up, buddy. So Jessica Simpson was on Ellen yesterday and recorded, you know, the show. It's not going to air till Wednesday, but, you know, it was yesterday saying that, you know, her sister Ashley is considering inducing at this point because they've tried all the tricks in the book that are supposed to get that baby moving and nothing's happened yet. I heard Jessica Simpson was... Telling her to push. Just start pushing. Mikey Show, hello. Hey, what's up, man? Is Eddie there? Yeah, Eddie's right here. Hey, man, what's up? Hey, Eddie, did you get my email regarding those paintball pictures? Yes. Uh-oh, that did not sound convincing, Eddie. I'm not sure. I don't know what's... What were you asking him?
Oh, I sent over some pictures yesterday. My brother also actually sent them to him. Oh, I know who this is. Yeah, remember, this is the guy that has the Mikey Show camo jersey, the paintball jersey. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, he was out there at the paintball tournament. Right on. And him and his team finished second. Awesome. Sweet. Yeah, yeah. So, I mean, people were yelling out, go, Mikey Show, stuff like that. And we were all hollering and screaming. It was great. It was a good time. I just thought it was really cool that he was representing you guys, Dude, that's rad. And congrats on doing so well in that thing, man. Yeah, well, it is Division IV, so it's not like the pro teams, but you've got to start somewhere, right? That's right. I'm not in division anything, all right? So congratulations to you. I heard you were ripping it up that day. I was, man. I mean, whatever they told you, multiply it. He was doing division. That's right. Yes. It's different. Thanks for the call, bro. P1 Nick, what's up? Hey, how's it going? Good. Am I on the radio right now? Yes, you are. Thank you. That's so exciting. Hi! Hi! Hi! What's up, dude? I was calling because I had a question for you guys that maybe you can help me out with. All right. I've gone out with this girl twice. We've been on two dates. And I haven't...
officially kissed her, but I really want to. Unofficially kissed her. We've had that weird wobble back and forth where neither one of us actually do it, so I know it's something that's coming. It just hasn't happened yet. You know what you do in that situation, by the way? Just really quickly kiss their forehead. Go ahead. I wanted to know what you guys thought about, like, asking a girl if I can kiss them. What do you mean? Like, calling her and asking her, or formally asking her if I can kiss her before I kiss her. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You're suggesting calling her on the telephone, maybe, or in person. But let's go through the couple options. Number one, calling her. Or texting her while we're sitting together after work. While you're sitting together. Texting her while you're sitting together. Yeah. Or calling her. What? Or calling her. Is it okay if the next time we're together I kiss you? What? I don't think you should do that. That would be sweet because I really like her and I want it to be like more than... Is this the first time you've kissed a girl?
Eddie! Why? That's a legitimate question. I've heard before that moment go, can I kiss you? I understand that. But calling somebody ahead of time, giving them the heads up like, hey, I really like to kiss your mouth. Say that, exactly. We should put our mouths together and rub them. That's hard. It sounds like he's trying to make it romantic. I was trying to, yeah, exactly. But I don't think you're missing the boat on. Yeah, like I can see a dude saying to a chick, like, there's been so many times I've wanted to kiss you so bad and just see where it goes from there. Save that. I think that's, yeah, save that. You're a jerk. You're a jerk. Stand it now. Genius. You're a jerk, Sean. But to call a chick and, you know, say it the way he said it. I think I said to a girl one time standing in front of her, is it okay if I kiss you? I think I have, too. That's different. But that's different. Calling her. And I felt weird about that. Like, I felt like that was kind of lame. Yeah. You know, I'd rather just go for it. Yeah, just grab us. And if it happens, it happens. I beg your pardon. Just grab us and do it? Yeah. Isn't that a little. Now, could that ever. I mean.
It's tough being a guy, man. You don't know when. You don't know what they're thinking. But if you've been on a couple dates and she's like having fun and still going out with you, then I think it's okay. You know what I don't like, though? I got to be honest. I don't like that goofy, you know, where you got to have that kind of moment where you're looking at each other. And to me, that feels so contrived, you know? And I don't want to. You know what I mean? There it is. And you're like, then you gotta like... And it's like, oh, we're pretending we're like on a TV show right now or we're pretending we're in a movie. Mike, don't you know romance? God, dude. Just make sure they're drunk. Yeah, thank you, Eddie. And then everybody can just be like, oh, yeah, I remember when we were kids. That's crazy. Anyway. There it is right there. Weird. That was my whole game. I don't know. Get them really wasted. Get them drunk.
Get off your Fargan phone, man. I mean, is it possible to... Your wife is still drunk right now. She kind of has to be. Oh, no. Can't blame her. 570-1053. I want to hear from dudes that have done this. You are cute, sir. May I kiss you in a couple of days? Get off your Fargan phone. Is it cool next time I see you, I kiss you on the... I love this kiss. Kiss your face off. We'll have a kiss fight. You want to have a kiss fight? Do you want your lips to touch mine? Do you want to do it real quick? 5701053 if you've been in this guy's position or if you're a girl and you have an opinion. That's great, baby, but we're going to be at a funeral, so I don't know if that would work. Have you gotten a vibe? From her at all? Yeah. I mean, of course. If you're getting the vibe... Okay, question. Question. If you're getting the vibe, why not just kiss her? Go for it, bro. Yeah. Why not? Throw some game. Because I've had a lot of people in the past where I tend to move too fast, so I've tried to slow myself down. Like complete strangers? Yes. Like it happened last week in the wild animal park.
I want to do this. I thought the checker at Vons was real cute. Yeah. I mean, she smiled at me when I walked up. Dude, how bad would it be, though, if she's not ready and he goes in and she does the thing where she's like... That would be the third date they would be on. If she's not ready to kiss, then beat it. Thank you. Get her drunk. 570-1053. It's a really fine line because you do not want to like grab their face and just lunge it. I've had that happen to me before and that sucks. And you're like, whoa. And then what if you lean in and she's like, what are you doing? And that's a little much, you know, so there's a fine line. It's a fine line, guys. Depends on the horse. Depends on the man, of course. Yes. You know. How would you feel if you got asked? It depends. Does he look like he plays for the Knicks? Or does he look like an Englishman? Offensive tackle? Yes. What are we talking here? Chess club or basketball club? Big difference, buddy. Drama club or NBA?
Debate club or mouthful of gold? What? A grill. Yes. Hockey or NFL? Duh. All right. NASCAR or NBA? This is what I want to know. Glee club or run DMC? You're so stupid. Get it, Skye? Stop, Rob. Just, okay. 570-1053. Hey, we're getting a bunch of calls. Let's take some calls. P1 Rob Dogs on the line. What's up? Hey, how you guys doing? Good. Yeah, you got to tell the guy that he got to wait for the right cue. I mean, didn't he watch Hitch? Yeah, dude. Watch Hitch, bro. Oh, good call. Now, how do you wait for, what is the right, what's the right cue? Well, you see, Mike, there's a couple different cues. There's the fondling the keys at the door one. Remember that one? Right. That's a cue. And then you got to do the one where she's like in the middle of a sentence and she's saying a bunch of ums like, um, so, you know, like tomorrow, yeah, I'm going to go do my laundry. And then you got to get right in the middle of the sentence. And right in the middle of the um, you just kiss her. So I guess I just got, I got kind of got to agree with Sky, you know, you just got to grab her and go for it. But you got to wait for the right cues. P1 Loverboy has a more direct approach. What is your P1 Loverboy? What is your idea? And I was thinking instead of.
asking the girl, can I kiss you? You put it on the girl instead, and you say, do you want to kiss me? And depending on her answer, that's how you know whether to kiss her. I don't like that. That would make me very uncomfortable. You wait for the moment when you think that she does want to kiss you, and then you ask her, do you want to kiss me? Oh, that'd be so awkward. Then it would make me not want to. Yeah. Listen to the girls. You're making me feel like a whore. You say no, and I'll be like, okay, no. Well, I didn't want you to. Oh, that's so awful. This is making it so much more complicated. Are you like seven? What are you doing, bro? This guy's spitting mad game. She says yes, and obviously you do kiss her. Do you want to make love to me? Yes. Okay, then. I guess. No, thank you. Really? I didn't want to make love to you. Oh, you got me. Darn it. And then you make a fart sound with your armpit. Oh, my God. Oh, man. Would you like an otter pop? Yes. No, thank you. Good, I wasn't going to give you one. More Alexander the Grape for me. That was the sound of Eddie enjoying an Alexander the Grape.
Delicious. P1 Justin. Yeah. What do you think? I think it's Pat. She's already gone on a second date with him. She's waiting. I mean, you don't ask. You don't... Asking for it. Yeah, that's just lame. That's asking to kill him. She's been waiting. She's... It's past the point of no return. He either needs to do it or she's going to go elsewhere and get a kiss from some other guy. She wears a Rolling Stone lips, baby teeth, the next time they see each other. She's like, what do you want me to do, man? She's constantly putting on chapstick. Both adults, why is he going to ask? That's just, that's not confident. Chicks want confidence. Yeah, chicks want a guy to look at her and go, looks like kissing weather. She's like, you ever heard of that song, Sealed with a Kiss? You ever heard of that? That song is so sweet. Kiss me with your best shot. Wait, that's not even a song. When you hear that song, I Kissed a Girl, do you relate to it? Do you ever think of that? Do you ever think of that? It's turkey. Do you want Sarah? Oh, I was just going to say, I think that him calling or texting her would make everything super awkward once they actually see each other. But I don't think it's a bad idea for him to ask once he's there. I think it's kind of cute.
I think there's been many times when I've been on two dates with a guy, and I don't necessarily know if I like him or if I want to kiss him. See? Hey, listen. I think there are girls that it takes a few dates to figure out what they want. The guy says that you're a tease. And then he lays it on her, and she doesn't, you know, it could ruin it because it could make her just be like, oh, no. Well, by the third date, if she's not into the kiss, isn't it kind of ruined anyway? Well, I think it's cute if he asks. Sarah, is it possible... Sarah, is it possible that a girl can be on a third date and still not know if she's ready to kiss this dude? Yeah, if she's a nun. Holy Toledo. Skyfield. She's going through the change. It's hormones. Don't mind her. Make love to me.
Is it hot in here? Wow. Your dad did that? Yeah, they're older or whatever. He got married a couple years ago. And I know he told me that he asked her beforehand. Just kind of like a respect thing because they had the same. beliefs and whatnot, and he asked her, and she said yes, and it was cute. I think that asking could come across all right. If you're in person, you're in the same, maybe. You've got to do it right. Yeah, it has to be in the moment. It has to be in the moment, and it has to be done. But you have to be smooth and have some game, which I'm not feeling. Whoa! Yeah, but don't call or don't text. Hey, I have a question for you, Sarah. Yeah. What if you played... Rick Astley music right before you were to actually do it. Get you in the mood. Oh, good call. If this ain't kissing me. Make out. You may get more than you anticipated. Hey, Nick, good luck. And will you tell us how it goes, Nick? Yeah, yeah, absolutely. All right. All right. Thank you. And Sarah, thanks for calling. You know he's going to send a text. He's going to blow it. He's going to blow it.
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Well, she's had issues, right? Big time. Yes. Oh, yeah, big time. What'd she do? In the past. In the past. Up to this. Yeah, there's been drug abuse, intoxication in public. Multiple arrests. Multiple arrests. Multiple rehabs. Okay. Just really troubled. What happened? Well, there were rumors for quite a while that her and pitcher Roger Clemens were hooking up. Really? While he was married. They were having an affair in that, I believe. She was 15 when it started. What? Yeah. Oh, wow. Yeah, like a long-term affair. How would she know him when she was 15? She was an aspiring singer in Florida when they met. Really? Spring training, maybe. Who knows how they met. But Clemens has, you know, always denied these rumors, and she hasn't spoke publicly about it. So this has been going on for a while. So, you know, to me. This is like an old kind of dead issue, something that his, you know, Clemens and his family has already gone through. Okay. Well, she is recently out of rehab again and for some reason decided to publicly apologize to Roger Clemens' wife saying, quote, that she has nothing but remorse and sympathy for what she's gone through with this situation and she has her utmost apology.
She says she would apologize to her and hope she understands that she was young at the time and now she knows better. Wow. So nothing like opening up an old wound, huh? And as of last night, Roger Clemens still denying the affair. No. Doesn't know what Mindy McCready is talking about. Oh, goodness. Of course not. Yeah. Wow. It happens. By the way, P1 Ice Cream Man is on the line. Yeah. You remember Ice Cream Man from P1 Worry Wart. I have to tell my strict Muslim mother that my white girlfriend is pregnant. Now, we checked in yesterday. He hadn't told the mom yet. He had to wait until yesterday afternoon. He told her. How'd it go, Ice Cream Man? It was horrible. What happened? Oh, she flipped out. Really? Yeah, we were the only ones home, so it was just my mom and me. Yeah. And she was eating, so I said, I better wait, because she's got knives and forks on her, so. Right. After she was done eating, I just sat her down. I said, listen, Mom, I got something to tell you. She's like, you didn't drop out of school, did you? Oh, gosh. I wish. She said, yes, I did. Yes, I did. And so I told her, and then she flipped out, freaked out. Hey, how old are you, Ice Cream Man? I'm 23. 23. Yeah. I was, you know.
I meant to bring this up and talk to my wife about it last night. And I forgot because there was a, you know, there was the guy that also called in that was 19, married a 40 year old woman. Now they're pregnant. And he finally told his parents. And in both situations, now you have these unsavory situations, right? Both situations are not good. Not ideal. And keep in mind, this could really happen to any family and anybody. OK, it could happen to any family and anybody where it could be the governor of Alaska. I mean, yeah, it'd be anybody. Yeah. I don't really know what that meant. I mean, it was some sort of Sarah Palin thing. Oh, it was a daughter. OK, I get it. I get it. I mean, like kick a girl when she's down. I'm just saying it could happen to anyone. I'm just saying it could happen to anyone. That could be the governor of a state and it could happen to you. I mean, that's a good example. I'll tell you why it is.
Because I want you to think about it like this. It really could happen to anybody, right? We've got a 19-year-old that marries a 40-year-old and gets the 40-year-old pregnant and now has to tell mom and dad and they're upset. We've got P1 ice cream man, 23 years old. He's a Muslim and his white girlfriend's knocked up. And he's afraid to tell mom. In both situations, when they told mom, mom... flipped out but didn't just flip out like flipped out in a very extreme way now something tells me that this is not the first time mom has flipped out when she's heard something okay and in fact yesterday the guy told sky that his mom's disowned him before and so uh now that wasn't you ice cream man that was some other dude that called in but i would say that maybe The behavior that your mom exhibited is not the first time you've seen that behavior exhibited. Absolutely not. Okay. Now, I don't know if what I'm about to say is right. I don't know if what I'm about to say is wrong because, frankly, I don't know. But all I do know is that we have an example of parenting in a certain way and what it manifested itself in later. Again, I'll say, we don't know what goes into it.
Maybe Sarah Palin is the kind of mom that when daughter talks to Sarah Palin about something, she flips out. I don't know. I mean, I'm actually glad you used it as an example because it could be. I don't know any of this. But I just wonder now that we're hearing two different stories and they're similar. They're very similar. I'm afraid to tell mom and dad. And then when I do tell mom and dad flip out time, it kind of shows me that like what they've been trained to know is I can't talk to my mom and dad. And if I do, I know what I'm going to get. Now, does this actually, this is what the parents would hope, and this isn't what's going to happen, I don't think. But I think the parents go, if they know what happens when they tell me certain things, they just won't do certain things. Actually, I don't know about that, Mom and Dad. Maybe the way, and again, I don't know any of this, but...
I'm just going to throw it out there. Maybe it works. Maybe it doesn't. And I don't even know because I haven't got there with my son. I don't know any of this. I mean it. I'm just throwing ideas out there. But I wonder if maybe you get into a situation where, hey, man, if you talk to me when you're little, when the kids are little, if you talk to me, I can't guarantee you that you're not going to get punished for what you did. But what I can guarantee you is I'm not going to flip out on you. I'm not going to flip out on you and I'm not going to yell at you. And I'm not going to like what I can guarantee you is that regardless of whatever you tell me, I love you. You might have to get disciplined for it, but it's going to be way less than if you hide it from me and I find out about it. Yeah, I'd rather you tell me. And if you do and you come clean, I'm not going to yell at you. I'm not going to belittle you. I'm not going to make you feel like a jerk. I'm not going to make you feel like you're a bad person. I'm going to talk to you about it. And, you know, we'll see how it goes. But, man, these two calls that we took, like, they were really enough that they got in my psyche, and I wanted to talk to Rebecca about it last night. Yeah. Never did. Never got around to it, but. So did you get disowned, too? Well, no. Towards the end of the night, everything got up. She stopped talking to me after that, but after she went outside in the backyard and played Survivor's Eye of the Tiger and hit the heavy bag for a while. Yeah.
That's what she's got to do. You picture the Muslim mother listening to Aya the Tiger hitting the heavy bag. It's a pretty good visual, isn't it? YouTube it up. Ice cream, man. Thanks for the call. Thought-provoking. Wow. That's what I think it is. What about this? Speaking of thought-provoking... I get it. You get me... Better than anyone on earth. Write that down on your resume. Yeah, buddy. Can somebody let Ray know we can now release this video to our website? You got it. Release the hounds. Release the hounds. What I'm about to play for you is the first episode ever of You Got Robbed. Yeah. Send Boston Rob out onto the streets with a cameraman and a microphone.
And as a web exclusive for all of you P1s listening right now, you can go to MikeyShow.com and you can check out the video. Oh, it's something else. It should be up shortly. Every week we'll send Rob out and we'll just ask, you know, man on the street type questions. And yesterday the question was, what are you thankful for? Because Thanksgiving's coming up. Oh, yeah. What are you thankful for? And three, two, one. All right, so what are you thankful for this Thanksgiving? Thankful for all the family, friends, football. This Thanksgiving, sir, what are you thankful for? I'm thankful for my family, my wife, my kids. You got a big family? How many kids you got? Three. Wow, all right, show off. No need to brag. Look at you, stud. I'm thankful for the 99-cent store. It's your Thanksgiving superstore. Now you go. I guess I'm thankful for the 99-cent store as well then. You know, got to get a deal. Yeah, do you show up there too? No, I don't. Are you thankful that Columbus landed at Fraggle Rock so we could have Thanksgiving? I'm thankful that Canada doesn't get to celebrate Thanksgiving because I haven't forgiven them for Alanis Morissette. Yep. I'm thankful that Rosie O'Donnell wasn't cast as Jaws in the movie Jaws or as the shark in the movie Jaws. He wasn't.
I'm thankful for the $5 footlongs. This Thanksgiving will never be the same. Never the same without that. Word up, word up. I'm thankful for $5 footlongs. You know, I'm not very thankful for them because they're not very good. Thanksgiving. I'm also thankful for Mark Wahlberg and the departed. Yeah, thankful for the 99-cent store as well. Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving. Word. I'm thankful that the drunk tank kicks you out after 24 hours. Now you go. I'm thankful for great music on 105.3. All right. There we go. You've been robbed. There it is. Yes. It's so great. The video is so good.
His facial expressions are so amazing. Dude, so we're going to be posting that up on the website. And I love that every time we send Rob out, his mission is to ask people questions. But all he does is talk about what he's thankful for or what he thinks about. It's thought-provoking. By the way. How uncomfortable is it with him and his arm around everyone? How uncomfortable is it? I haven't seen the video. You haven't seen the video? No, I haven't seen the video. Oh, it's great. It is hysterical. Yeah, the email is out. I'm just waiting for a reply that that video is going out. Well, you know, I like an intimate setting. I'm like a Matt Lauer. Is that right? Or a Katie Couric. Yeah. Take your shoes off, buddy. Yeah. Hey, let me rub your feet. Come here. Okay. That's weird. Why are you so pensive? You're really tight in the shoulder area. I mean, I'm so focused. I'm watching it. I know. And I'm so focused on him with the arm around them because it looks like they're exceedingly uncomfortable. Like the guy's coming out of his skin. They're coming out of their skin. I don't want them leaving the interview early either. And they don't. You got a hold of them. Yeah. They're not going anywhere. I know where you're going, buddy. Come here. No, I don't think so. No, you don't. Come here. Come here, you. Now you're done with my questioning.
The best is when I do have my arm around the person and I decide that I'm not going to ask a question and I'm just going to wait until they talk. And I'm just kind of quiet, smiling. That is uncomfortable. We're playing the silent game. You lose. You lose. I like some of your little catchphrases like, now you go. Sometimes people don't get it. Well, you didn't ask him a question. You just tell him something. It's just a statement. Yeah. Now you go. Glad Rosie O'Donnell wasn't cast as his shocking jaws. Now you go. I don't know what to say. Okay. Here it is. It's You Got Robbed. I love that. New feature. I love it. It'll be on every week. And we're getting that video up on the website so you'll be able to see the video here momentarily. We need to. Oh, more? Yes. Is there a different one? Just like a remix of this. Are you serious? You name another one? Yes. I would love to hear another one. Please, I'll get you another hit right now. No, look at the show. This is another hit right here. Sounds very similar. Never gonna give you, give you up. This is together forever.
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Soundgarden, Audioslave, or Rage Against the Machine getting back together? Audioslave in a second for me, man. No way, dude. Between those three, please. I loved Audioslave. I thought it was deep lyrics, and I thought it was killer music. Loved it, loved it, loved it, loved it. I think I agree with you. Dude. I mean, I loved Rage, you know. Man, that's tough. I'd go with Rage. So many great hits of Rage. Yeah, for the health of my... So many great hits of Audioslave. For the health of my marriage, I cannot comment on this debate. I think that means that her husband would be really mad if she said anything other than Rage Against the Machine. Yeah, I'd come home and the locks would be changed. Although she feels that Audioslave would be the better choice. She's shaking her head in a direction. Oh, she's acting like she's actually loosening her neck, but she knows. But the truth is... Question? Everyone can relate to. When you go to a fast food place and you get the ketchup packets or the whatever packets. And I'm talking if it's got ketchup in it or if you get a packet that has sauce in it. You know how if you get the packet that has sauce in it, it's a little tub and you have to peel back the little aluminum top of it. You know what I'm talking about? Like the ranch. Like the ranch. You pull off the thing. Living on a ranch. And if you get a ketchup packet.
You have to tear it. Yes. There are two types of people, and I want to know what you guys are. There are the type of people that must remove the little tinfoil completely from the tub. And if they're tearing it, it must be a clean and complete tear, meaning it must separate from the packet. My wife is the other type. She will open a packet and she will let the thing dangle. Oh, yeah. Your wife's a dangler. She's a dangler. And when she takes the ketchup packet and she bites it with her teeth and pulls it back, she can let the little piece hang there. Like a nail, like a hangnail. Which I look at that and I think, how do you go on with your life at the moment with that hanging there like that? How do you function? With that thing, that little piece of plastic from that packet hanging there. Well, as a dangler, I can answer that question. You're a dangler, Eddie? 100%. I'm proud of it. This is shocking. No. I can answer that question. How? If I were to remove both apparatuses, I'm making more waste for myself.
And I would rather do less work and just leave it at the end there so I don't have to throw away two things. I wonder if that's her philosophy as well. And see, I've kind of, I've done both in the past. I'll do either or. What are you? What are you? And the reason I'll do either or. You may have schizophrenia. You may have schizophrenia. And it's because, you know. You're clearly bi. If you tear this off and leave a little bit. You can also save it for later. You're gross. Yeah, I've done that. That's disgusting. You just cover it back up. It's so disgusting. Usually there's enough stickiness to cover it back and put it on. You realize that there are hobos throwing up right now that just heard you say that. I do that to you, Rob. Thank you. Thank you. There are hobos yelling at their radio, have some decorum. Why are you going to, if you only want a little bit. Boner. What's the problem? I'm with you, Mike. That's my boner. I need a clean workspace. Clean workspace. I need. Yeah, I need cleanliness. I don't care if I have to take an extra trip to the garbage can. Seriously, ideally, I would like to tear it off and throw it in the trash. Oh, Mike, I'd love to make more rubbish. That's what I do. Out of my life. That's what I do. It's out of my life. Tear the packet, clean tear, out of my life. Yes. And the other reason that I don't want it to be a partial tear when you tear the ketchup packet is when you're then applying it, it can interfere. That is true. I think it's more of a, it's a safety.
How's that? If you tear the entire thing off, I don't know what can happen. That ketchup can go everywhere. But if I have a little safety valve, I know what direction it's going to go. You're in control. If you have the little hanger. That's a BS argument. That makes no sense. It shoots the ketchup down that way. If I tear that thing off, I don't know where it's going. Does it keep going in my eye? Yeah, it turns into a sprinkler, Eddie. I wouldn't know because I would never allow myself. It turns into a high-pressure washer. A Roman shower? Yes, it turns into a Roman shower. Why are you waving at Ashley? Boner. Mikey Show. Hi, this is T1 Squishy calling about the ketchup packet. Go ahead. Well, if you tear it off all the way. A little bit of ketchup is left in that corner that you tore off, and you're wasting that ketchup. If you leave it on, you can squeeze it all out. You cannot save it. Is that what he said? You save it if you don't? No, no, no. I don't want to save it. I'm not a saver. No way. No, he's saying that, you know, that little piece on the corner that you tear off? He claims that there's ketchup in there. And so if you throw it away, you're throwing away. Okay, first of all. You just suck it right out. Selfie.
You squirt the ketchup out of that packet? You got to suck it out. Dude, don't say that. You don't do that. I think I just did a little bit in my mouth. We're friends. That's so filthy. They are clean. Rob. Oh, wow. Okay. Let's go back to the caller's thing. Okay. You chew on it after. It doesn't matter. First of all, there is not enough ketchup in there to even be useful. But even if there was, the way that you overcome this. fear and anxiety you have is to pinch it if you pinch it there's nothing in there you pinch then you bite and tear diagonally pinch and tear and i'm sorry i'm a diagonal by the way i do not go across the top of the ketchup packet i'm a diagonal tear well and sean will have my back on this i assume you should not be tearing those things with your mouth Come on, please. No way we shouldn't do that. Why? Absolutely not. Yeah, you should not. Why? I don't. I do it with my teeth. Well, that's your mouth. It's in your mouth. Yeah, it's in your mouth. Everybody's grubby hands have been all over that. Rats crawling all over. Yeah. That's true. I worked at a fast food establishment. They are all over those. They're not. I swear to you. It's not the Hantavirus. It's like the Muppets back there. The little rats cooking. And they recycle.
those. Say you go somewhere and you grab a whole handful of those packets and you put it on your thing and then you leave and there's still three packets you haven't opened. The employees will take those and throw them back in the bin. I know that's happening. And you're going to stick that in your mouth. Okay, but they're not very easy to tear with your hands. Depends. Certain ones are easier than others. And everybody's been in the situation where you're trying to and you can't. We all resort to our mouth. We all become seven, and we know it. Seven, four. We become four years old. We try to tear it with our fingers. It doesn't work. So what do we do? We resort to our mouth. But some people don't even attempt the finger tear. Oh, I don't waste my time. See? Right for the mouth, right? And then drink it right out of the thing. That's so gross. Dude, don't say that. Sean, do you use ketchup packets? Yeah, I mean, if I don't have a choice, if they have like... The kind that you pump versus the packets. I'll take the packets every time. Because I don't trust the pump. I don't trust who put the stuff in there. I don't trust where it's been. Well, dude, they didn't put it in there with their hands. You don't know that. I do, no. I know they didn't put it in with their hands. Here's the deal. It could be easily mishandled. And you just, you never know. So.
Just be cautious. Don't use it. He's going to tell you, Sean. It comes in a much more safe, sanitary thing. It comes in a giant tub of ketchup. The tub, I don't necessarily have a tub with. And you just pour that into the dispenser. No, no, no, no, no. It's putting it into the dispenser. And it's the dispenser itself. In case someone sneezes in there. But you don't think the dispenser is cleaned properly. He doesn't know how it's clean. People have access to it. What do you think? I think people pump ketchup out of it. Yeah, and they put their hands all over it. P1 Real Tuna is on the line, and he's got a friend that does something I would never do. I would never. It's not gross. It's just ridiculous. Real Tuna. What's up, Mikey? It's P1 Lil Tuna. A Lil Tuna. Lil Tuna. And when your friend does this, it drives you nuts? Yes, it's disgusting. Does he do? He's a center terror. He's neither diagonal nor a dangler. He rips directly in the middle of the packet. That is by definition moronic. Okay. That is moronic. That is not moronic. Eddie. That is uncalled for. If you tear in the middle, if you tear in the middle, what happens? Ketchup is going to either side and getting caught in the flaps.
It's still going on your fries? It's going on there in a very disorganized and chaotic way. This guy's a few step behinds on evolution. Thank you. There is knuckles drag on the ground. You guys are ridiculous. There is no control in that. It's highly wasteful. And a bad idea fundamentally. We live in America. We have the right to tear the packet any way we want. Yeah, and I have the right to think it's disgusting. I have the right to think that it is the wrong usage of the packet. Eddie, how do you do your tubs? These. The little tubs. I tear it all the way to the right to the very end and then leave it. No, Eddie. No. Why is that bad? No, no, no. Why is that bad? You're causing problems. With who? Okay, I'll tell you. In fact, I'm saving lives. I'll tell you why. I'll tell you why. How dare you just say that you're saving lives. In your faces. Wow. Deal with that. By the way, You Got Robbed is on the website right now. Yes. MikeyShow.com. Go to MikeyShow.com. Tell your friends about it. That's right. MikeyShow.com. You Got Robbed. You can watch the video of it right now. Okay, Eddie. Yes.
With the little tubs and what I'm talking here is like the ranch, buttermilk ranch. Jack in the Box is the best. Or let's say you got... You get those sweet and sour sauces for your nuggets. Or like barbecue sauce. The reason that you do not leave the top completely untorn is when you go to throw it away, you run a risk of your index finger or one of your fingers... rubbing up against that cold, wet... What am I, Edward Scissorhands? Yeah. I have zero chance of that happening. Yes, you are. Zero chance of that happening. Your first name is actually Edward Scissorhands. I don't grab anywhere near that end. And you put all your stuff back in the bag. Mike, I'm with you. I know what you're talking about. And sometimes it can bump up against other stuff. Like against your drink. And Zatkin's running through like... And he bumps at you and you're like... You put your drink down and it scrapes against it. And now you got gunk on the outside. Lick that right off. I don't want him on my team. I don't want him on my team. Bobby Kernel's just...
I am me. Oh, Bobby. And he does something that I think is really gross. Bobby. He does the full tear across the top, right? Yeah, ketchup packet. Uses the packet as a dipper for fries. So dip, dip right into the packet. Oh, Bobby. In the packet of ketchup? Yeah, you know, because when you open it, now you've got a pouch. Well, that's crazy. You've got a pouch. That's crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy. You need to be institutionalized. P1 Heiser. How's it going, Mike? P1 Heiser on the line. You got a rationale for leaving the corner. Yeah, I'm a little bit of both of a dangler and I rip the whole thing off. You know how you were talking about earlier that if you do it with your fingers, you have a chance of messing up the packet? Yep. Well, it's happened to me before where I'm trying to rip it off and then that tear starts coming along the side and it's getting bigger and bigger. Yes. Yes. If I'm pouring, like, for example, on a chicken nugget, that's extra ketchup that I'm losing along the side. This is the best conversation ever. Do you know what he's saying? This messes up my whole meal. Thank you. Thank you. You're a good man and a good American and a good person. I don't know how that helps your point. Let me show you. Let me show you. It doesn't. It doesn't. It's just a thing that drives me crazy. We have packets in here, right? Oh, the jar. Where's the jar of condiments?
The jar of condoms. We have a jar of condoms. Jar of condoms. You brought up a great point. Guy brought up a great point. This guy, it's like childproof. Apparently it's childproof. Oh, I got it. I got it. Come on. Oh, yep, that's mustard. I'm going to show you what the guy's talking about, and I hate this. You take the packet from the top, and you're ripping, and I'm a diagonal guy, right? Yeah. So you're ripping diagonally, and what happens is it's like a hangnail. You're like, oh, no, now I've got, and it starts to rip down the whole side of it. Now you've got the whole side of the pouch. That's when you throw the whole thing in. Oh, no. You eviscerated it. Dude. Gross. Stop it. Now all the mustard guts are pouring out everywhere. Well, that's why your tactic is inefficient. You just need to split it open real good. It's all good. Listen, I weigh, I weigh. Dip it in. Pros and cons here, right? I got to balance this out. I got to balance it. The risk I run by leaving a hanger is when it's coming out, it may interfere. The hanger may get in the way of the ketchup. It won't. It won't. It's everywhere. It won't. Very dramatic. It won't. Eddie says it won't. No, it won't.
I don't know. You're very dramatic. I'm with you, Mike. And then when I go to pick it up later, there may be ketchup on that hanger, and my finger will touch it. My finger's going to touch it. Why would you ever need to come in contact with that? Because I admit it. I'm not coordinated. Oh, that is clear. Wait a second. And what's wrong with touching ketchup? You just lick it off. It's like an extra treat. Extra treat. That's it. Rob is literally like a feral cat. Disgusting. What? P1 Ziggy. Hi, Mikey. Hi. I'm calling because as soon as you guys started talking about this, I knew it was going to be a mess. You know, remember on ketchup? I don't know if they still have it. They used to have a dotted line where you're supposed to rip. Ketchup had a dotted line on it where you're supposed to rip. Yeah, it's just tear here. Like quarter circle, and that is where that's. Yeah, but that never works. Yeah, and they don't know what they're talking about. That never works. And you rip in a quarter circle, and that is how ketchup is supposed to be opened. And when it comes to dangle or not dangle with the stupid little cups, you only dangle if you have nowhere to put it right away. Otherwise, it needs to come completely off. This is all just disgustingly messy. I can't handle it. Thank you. No, no, no. You've always got a place to put it. You can even put it.
You can put it back in the bag that you got. But what if you just got like a french fry or a nugget and you're wandering around with just the cup and now you have nowhere to put it? You let it dangle and walk around with your... No way. Are you a nomadic eater? Yes. Yeah, she's a rogue eater. What if you're on the road? What if you're catching something while you're walking somewhere else? And while I have you, Ziggy, can we talk about this for a minute? What? The inefficiency of a bag of food. Okay? You're in the driver's seat. The bag is next to you. And you're starving your face off. I don't have to roll the top down because it's too tall. You have to reach in there. You knock everything over. You can't figure out what you're reaching for. Not only that. Not only that. But let's say, okay, let's make it easy. Let's say you've got a burger, fries, a burger and fries, that's it. Okay. Go buy the Cherry's Jubilee. Oh, yeah. Maybe. That's it. It's because it's fruit and I'm watching my weight. Maybe a diet. Then that's it. A small house.
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We got to do everything with one hand here. We got a hand on the wheel. We have our right hand to work with. If you're left-handed, forget it. Move out of the country. You're not eating. You're not eating. You're not eating. You can't eat if you're left eating. Or you can do what I do and reach over with your left hand in which now I'm going to kill someone. I'm driving like a maniac. I don't have any hands on my wheel. Right hands on the wheel, left hands reaching over. Okay, but when you reach into that bag, when you reach into that bag, first of all, you have The receipt and the napkin to contend with immediately, which is infuriating. In the way. And I always take the straw paper thing off, always throw it in the bag, and then realize my food's in there. So I got to deal with the straw wrapper. Now you are dealing with a straw wrapper and the receipt and the napkin. And the napkins, which are normally laying on top of the fries, soaking up all the grease. They're all up in there. And so you're supposed to wipe your mouth with that grease. Give me a break, Grimace. Thank you for putting a sponge. Thank you for putting a sponge, a grease sponge. Yeah, basically. In my bag so I can wipe it all over my face. That's good for your complexion. It's really good for your face. And so, okay, so I guess what we do is we take.
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It's another Mikey moment. Your personal top three videos ever. Sky. Is Dave Matthews' band Crash. It's so beautiful. The shots that they get, it's gorgeous. Somebody help her. The song's beautiful, but then the dancing and the... I wish I'd have seen it because you know I'd have your back. Oh, dude, it's so good. It's a beautiful video. You are saying that you get the chills when you watch it. Yeah. I will never be in a room alone with you. Oh, my gosh. Do you own a van? Back to the Mikey Show on The Rock. Rock 105.3.
Actor Christopher Lloyd's $11 million home burned down in the Santa Barbara County wildfire. That sounds like it really makes you happy. I mean, you had the biggest smile on your face when you were reading. I was in the middle of a staring contest with Eddie, which I won, FYI. How do you figure? You broke. You broke. Looks like ESPN will carry the BCS Bowl games. Fox Sports pulls out of negotiations, making ESPN's $125 million bid the top one. This text message says, Mikey, tell that guy looking to ask for the kiss that I heard using the phrase, let the romance begin, works great. Oh, yes. Mikey, why doesn't he send her an Evite to a two-person kiss party? That's P1 Nugget. I like that. Listen to this album on the way out. Oh, is that good music? He is so good. We had him in the studio. Yeah, we met him. We met him. He was in the studio. Awesome. You've got to be kidding me.
Yeah, in fact, if you want to see pictures, go to MikeyShow.com. M-I-K-E-Y-S-H-O-W.com. And you can actually scroll down and you can see all the different stuff that we've been doing on the show. And Chris Cornell in the studio is one of them. And we now have You Got Robbed on MikeyShow.com. So if you want to go there and see what we were listening to earlier, you want to see the video of You Got Robbed, go there right now and check it out. You need a little light in your life. Have maybe a bad day. It will make you feel better. Brighten you up. There is no doubt about it. Mikey, just watch the You Got Robbed video and have laughter tears. That's P1 Aloha. This one says, Hey Sky, does Vons have gift cards for Roman showers? That's P1 Scoots. I don't know if they do.
Oh, wow. That is a... It's a real thing. It's not perverted. It's not gross. It's a real thing. I don't think anybody thinks that about gift cards. I've always given them. They are real. I've never thought they were perverted. Mikey, can we send Zeth to get us cheese, burgers, and fries? Thanks. Boner. How about this? Yes. Mikey. In-N-Out. They put it in a box for you. That's P1 In-N-Out fan. That's true, man. That's what it's all about. Dude, the box is easy. The box is easy. What about a compartmentalized box? And Eddie, not only that, they wrap it around, leaving you access. Although I don't care for that wrapper thing because all the cheese ends up at the bottom of that and it gets stuck to the paper, which I'm not a fan of. But doesn't that happen when you get it in the little carton? Doesn't cheese get to the side of the carton? Not really. Or the paper of McDonald's. The paper sometimes, you'll get like that triangle corner of the cheese that gets stuck on the paper, which is a disappointment. But I usually just tear it off and put it back in the burger. And eat it? And eat it. 570-1053. The website's fun now. It really, it's so easy to use. If you go to MikeyShow.com right now, it is so easy to use. Blogs are right there at the top.
You click on any one of our pictures to read the blogs. New on the show. First item there. With a photo. So that you can see there's a picture there next to it. It says you got robbed. And it's a picture of Rob with a microphone talking to a guy. Underneath that, top three videos from yesterday. Our top three videos of all time. Every member of the show. And you can click on the link and watch the video. Awesome. Ted Allen in the studio. The guy that used to be on Queer Eye. And he just gave. And he's also always doing the Food Network stuff. He's great, man. Really fun interview. Got Sky and Eddie drunk, actually. Just a little bit. He was in the studio? Pictures from the Paintball Challenge, below that. If you want to see the Paintball Challenge, you can look at all the pictures. I think I heard that Logan blogged again.
He did. That's what I heard. Oh, wow. Yeah. Sky's Cats. Sky's Cats, Tango, and Logan, they blog. Oh. And so you can read their blogs. Special. B-Rob's yoga poses, photographs of B-Rob doing yoga poses. Oh, yeah. In the most ridiculous outfit I've ever seen. I can't believe you haven't brought up my favorite freaking thing of the new website yet. Your pin-up photos? No. Your pin-up photos. Those are great. The next one down is your pin-up photos. Those are a good time. The freaking Mikey Minute. The Mikey Minute. Oh, my gosh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I watched all of them last night for the first time because I'm really into the website. I play on it probably at least an hour when I get home. It's fun, dude. And I'm not kidding. It's fun. It's freaking genius. And Eddie with the flying tomato. What? Dude, flying tomato. That was Sean White. That wasn't. Dude, you've got to see that. You don't know how hard I laughed. I laughed out loud. Like, I burst out laughing watching it. And I was here when it happened. Oh, my gosh. I don't know what you're talking about. So ridiculous. Go see the Mikey Minute. Oh. Laugh out loud. Yeah, Sean White made a special appearance. while we were filming it. It's amazing. So, yeah, anyway, website's great. Go check it out. Let's see. We do something called P1 Answering Machine. You can call P1 Answering Machine at 858-715-1923 and leave us a message if you want to. Yeah, why don't you guys all paint an L on your forehead? It'll be obvious to find out who the P1s are. Now, you see what this guy's saying? What? He's saying, I'm hating on the show.
And by the way, the only reason I know how to comment on this is because I listen. How does that work? So again... Why don't you guys all paint an L on your phone? It'll be obvious to find out who the P1s are. Interesting. Why don't you paint an L? You're listening. Yeah, SNL 7. That's interesting. Let's see. It's P1 Harrison. I just wanted to say thanks for putting up the podcast. podcast because I just listened to Skye and her spa weekend. It was pretty hilarious. It wasn't supposed to be. Thanks for putting it up. I hope you guys have a good day. Bye. We have been making everything available to you. You can go to MikeyShow.com now and the whole show is podcast. Not just one break. Not just one. Well, first of all, the way that it used to be is we wouldn't even podcast the whole break sometimes. We would just podcast like the best part of it. Oh, yeah. Now we broadcast the whole, we podcast the whole show. Everything. Everything that you hear is on the podcast. And that's what that guy was talking about. You can go on a long trip and listen to the show the entire trip. Like if you're traveling across the country, just put it on your iPod and listen to it for a few days. It's huge. It's pretty awesome. Enjoy. It's a trip.
It's great. Let's see. I think that's it. You said that. I mean, Sean rarely talks. I didn't say anything. Who did? He didn't notice. He didn't notice. We're good to go. I can't see him, but I wish I could see Sean. Why is Skye doing this? I don't know. I don't get it. I'm the only one sticking up for you. He's turning it around on Skye. I'll never stick up for you again, Sean. I'm sorry. Oh, no. That is messed up. I'm sorry. Should we just play P1 Trivia, do you think? I think so much. Fine. Let's play. Oh, boy. I love you, Mom. Funny. Funny. Oh, boy. Yeah. Does she know?
Does she know that we play her constantly? No. She doesn't? No. It's fantastic. I don't know that she would get it. She would probably get embarrassed. I don't know that she would get it, you know? We play clips of Ashley's mom all the time. I hope you have a good week. It's raining. Give me a call. I want to know how you're doing. I'll talk to you later. Bye. It's fantastic. Oh, I bet that sounds like fun. For sure. P1 trivia. Yes. Here's how it works. It works just like the dumb chick challenge. You call in and you just got to get to five points. So you take a one, two or three point question. Ones are easy. Threes are hard. And they're all questions about the Mikey show. Yeah. All of them are. And so when you call in, you just know that that's what you're going to be answering. 5701053, P1 Philly's Finest is on the line. Whoa. What's up, Philly's Finest? T-H-I to the L-O-Y in the hizzy. What up? How old are you, bro? 28 as of yesterday. Sweet. And how many years have you been listening? I would say about two and a half to three. Two and a half years. And your competition today will be?
P1 Daniel-san. What's happening, guys? How you doing, man? Daniel-san, how are you? I'm great today, bro. Sweep the leg, bro. Let's get some info from you. I'm 31. Been listening to the show for about three years. Got it. This is going to be good. Epic battle. Hi! Let's begin with P1 Philly's Finest. Philly's Finest, would you like a one, two, or three-point question? Two. Two-pointer. Philly's Finest. What disease does Sky's white manservant Ramsey have? That would be the diabetes. That is correct. That is correct. Philly's Finest bursts out to a lead. P1 Daniel-san. Let's pull ahead here and go for a three. Oh, I love it. I love it. What are you doing? I feel like a Roman shower. It's disgusting. P1Daniel-san, what is the name of Mikey's brother Steve's food business? I'm wearing one of the t-shirts right now. Dude, it's something to do with cookies, I think. Man, he started it. You were against it in the beginning, and then all of a sudden it took off. Dude, I don't know. I don't know the name of it, but I think it had something to do with cookies.
First of all, I got to give you credit for going that far back. No kidding. Because that is actually, that's not the answer, but that's really deep. Because the first business he ever did, feel the burn. The first business he did was called The Elegant Cookie. Yeah, dude. The Elegant Cookie. It's an elegant cookie. Yeah, that's right, dude. It wasn't just a dirty cookie, okay? Say no chips ahoy, bro. Say no Kegler elves, all right? Yeah, dude, you get some... White chocolate macadamia nut, dude. Straight elegance. You know what it is, dude? It's a beautiful story, too. You get a little box and everything. You guys ever see this, what he did? It was great. His cookies were awesome. The only reason that he doesn't still do it is because it was so popular and he did so good with it. He was overwhelmed. He couldn't handle the amount of people that wanted to do it. Dude, first of all, it was beautiful. It came in a hunter green box. It was in a box. And the colors were gold and green. And he had on the side of it was like the elegant cookie story. And it was like the king of Spain. It was real short. But it was something like the king of Spain wanted a dessert for
You know, blah, blah, blah. And he commissioned his chef to make what is now the Elegant Cookie. Total BS. He made up the story himself. Totally made up the story. I would love to have that job. Dude, it was great. And you open up the box, and there was this really, really nice gold paper, you know, inside. You pull the paper open, and the thing was great. The cookies were delicious. They were really good. Really, really good. And it was a really cool gift to send to people. And it was so much. I mean, it was just got to be so big. He couldn't handle it. He couldn't send them out. He couldn't like, and he finally had to shut the website down. And I was like, dude, I go, Steve, you do this thing. Put some money into it. I said, where you get to be like, you come up with these great ideas, but then you like get overwhelmed and you quit. Yeah. Or he could have sold it to somebody. Dude. Dude. Steve. But the answer is. Rockstar Hot Dogs. Now, my brother, my brother Steve, he, I don't know what it is, but just with certain stuff, he gets it. And who would have thought that he would have a hot dog business turn into a very successful clothing line? Because that's all it is. And he gets rockstars to actually wear the clothing.
His website's rockstarhotdogs.com, and he sells stuff on there. He sells clothes. Cute clothes. Yeah. And then he's got a hot dog business where he actually caters with the hot dogs and stuff in Phoenix. But really, it's the clothes that support the hot dog business. Right. You know? He's an entrepreneur. Steve-O. P1 Philly's finest. I'm going to wrap this up. Oh, my gosh. Holy wow. Holy. Wow. Hmm. Are you ready? Yes. Your three-point question is, what did Skye dress up as to pay off the bet for the Battle of the Sexes during the 28-hour show? You mean what she actually dressed up as? That is correct. That is correct. Just saying that means you know, but yes, that is correct. That would be an owl. That was a hooter. Oh, no. I'm still bitter about that. That is correct.
Philly's Finest, you were spectacular. And P1 Daniel-san, of course you can come in. You did good, too. Absolutely, man. Hang on the line, please. Well done. Oh, boy! That, by the way, was an enormous... She was just talking to her daughter. That wasn't anybody on the air. She was just having a conversation and being taped. She didn't even know Ashley. Her daughter was taping it. That's just the way she talks. That's my mom. Did she go to UCLA? Her parents did. Didn't your mom go to SC? USC, yeah. Both of her parents went to UCLA. This is the context. See, now you guys are being mean. She was saying that my nana, every time we'd bring up UCLA, my nana goes, UCLA!
Totally makes sense. Oh, shoot. Oh, boy. I'm going to try to videotape her when I go home for Thanksgiving, Mike. I would love it. I'm going to try to get some live footage of my mother. I would like the live footage. Let's see. Should we do new releases? Let's do new releases. Sky's got new releases. Where's my music? Where's my songs? How would I know? It's on the Mikey themes and stuff page. Got it. Let's do this. Come on, Sky. Here we go. Mortal Kombat vs. DC Universe for Xbox 360. I want that. I want Eddie to get that so I can go to his house and play it. Who's going to beat Superman?
He's Superman. You don't beat him. Sub-Zero, dude. Sub-Zero can freeze him. Dude, Superman. First of all. Sub-Zero. Laser vision, bro. He lives in an ice cave, bro. It's not like he's afraid of the cold. All right. And he's got laser eyes. And he can blow on you and freeze you. Really? He's Superman. I don't care. Raiden, electrocute you. It doesn't affect him. It's Superman. We'll see. Get the game today, and I'll come over around three, and we'll play. What if Raiden has kryptonite? Does he? I don't know if he does, but maybe. Where can you get that, anyway? Kryptonite. Where can you get some? Kryptonite. Walmart. I got a lot of stuff. I heard Robin's brothers is carrying them. Really? Yeah, like really nice engagement rings made out of kryptonite. Be careful. Well, yeah. I mean, the only one that's affected by it really bad is Superman, like a regular person. Like, I'm Mexican. What a girl. Won't have any effect. Sean, who's going to beat Superman? Chuck Liddell, probably. No. I mean, anyone could beat him if they have the right equipment. But they've got to have it. You're telling me, dude, that Brock Lesnar can't beat Superman? No. But what if he has Kryptonite? Well, I mean, that's all what-ifs. If it's a straight fight, which most of these Mortal Kombat fights are. They don't get tools and weapons and stuff? No, they fight with their own powers and things like that. Yeah, they have weapons, some of them.
What about a couple of guys on him? Is that unfair now? You can put the world against Superman. John Merriman. Eddie will get the game and me and him will play this week. Stop saying that. I'll come over. We're going to have to prove this theory. Let us know how it goes. You can make whatever kind of snacks. I like everything. All right. I like when Rob makes concessions for it. Like, okay. All right. Fine. I'll do it. We got to figure this out. What time? What time? I'll look at my calendar. What time? I'll look at my hand. Yeah. A.K.A. his calendar. Thank you. Thank you. What else? Also out this week, we talked to him last week about it. Sean White snowboarding. Oh, my. Tomato. 360, PS3, and their Sean White snowboarding road trip for the Wii. You want to see them on our website? Go to MikeyShow.com and click on the Mikey Minute. Don't be alarmed by the pink crown. Well, that's what he wears. That's right. I thought it was his hair. No, it's his flying tomato hair. Yeah. Okay. We have NCAA Basketball 09 for Xbox 360, PS3, PS2. I want that.
We have The Last Remnant for Xbox 360, Tomb Raider Underworld, Xbox 360, PS3, and the Wii. Wii! Naruto, The Broken Bond, Xbox 360. How many times? I got it right last time. No, you didn't. Naruto. No, the nerds wrote me and said the last part is tough. You know, Skye, I'm not sure all of them want to be referred to as the nerds. The nerds wrote me just. They know what's up. Bunch of vengeance wrote in and said, Skye, you're a gem. Sonic Unleashed for Wii and PS2. Animal Crossing City Folk for the Wii. Need for Speed, Undercover, Xbox 360, PS3, PS2, PSP. And then finally, Left 4 Dead, Xbox 360. That one looks crazy. It's like Resident Evil almost. It's scary. I want it. Okay, new music out this week. Yeah. Oh, everybody's favorite. Shauna slept out in front of the warehouse. Does that still exist? Overnight for this one. Nickelback. Maybe Tower Records. It's a great song. It makes me cry. Coating it today, I teared up. It's a beautiful song.
Are you listening to the words or just the way it sounds? Listening. All of it. The words, too. The words are good in this song. Hey, listen, you can't deny it. They make what sound like hit records. It's just Shauna, you know, she's got to put down the haterade, you know? On my iPod. Yeah, dude. Don't be scared. Listen, I like it, you know? Listen, the lyrics are a little dumb, you know, whatever. Well, they can be. They can be. Horrendous. They can be. I mean, really the worst. Quesadilla. Come on. See, throw Quesadilla at me. It's like, no, I got no response to that one. Is this a Quesadilla? No. All right, Beyonce has a new album out today. I Am Sasha Fierce. Oh, great song. Oh, boy. I don't get this. It's like if she was a guy, she would treat women. The song is called No on 8. She's talking about how awesome she would treat women. She's so good, though. I saw her perform that song on Oprah.
It was so good. Like, she's such a good performer. Yeah, I saw her on Saturday Night Live this weekend. Yeah, I know. I wasn't. No? I love her. It wasn't good live? Her vocals sounded good, but she's, like, doing this new thing where she's, like, doing a lot of, like, crunking. Yeah. Type of, like, crunking. Oh, she? I thought that was awesome. Okay, stop. Stop. Ashley cannot respond to this. What? How many of us know what crunking is? Eddie knows. I know, but you said it wrong. What is it? Crumping? I like crunking. Yeah, whatever. There's crunking too. Crunking? Yeah, there is. I forget what I watched it on, but there was like a dance off. Oh, it's when I had HBO. That it was like crumping versus crunking. And it was this trippy dancing. It's like the break dancing of now. Crumping and crunking. So imagine that song and her, like, dancing, like, these jerky, like... Awesome. Oh, no, it's rad. She kills it. Like, she, like, does it, but in a very, like, she possesses the camera. I mean, you can't take your eyes off her. Oh, she does a great job. She did it on Oprah. I was in. Yeah, I don't know. Man, I graduated in 88. I am so old, man.
I don't know these phrases. It's like just when you think, you know, Beyonce can't, you know, kick it up a notch, she kicks it up a notch again. Nah, now you're just being mean. Whoa, whoa, who is? All right, also with the album out this week, David Cook with his self-titled album. Which one is this? The American Idol guy. You know what that reminds me of? What? Remember the guy that Levi was into that came here? Yeah. What was that guy's name? Ed. Ed McCain. Edwin McCain. Edwin. That's what it sounds like to me. Edwin McCain. Yes, very much so. It's like seeing Emil's fire all over again. I actually think I might like Edwin McCain more than that. Oh, Mike. All right. Also out, we have Mudvayne with the new game. Yes. This isn't what I expected. When I clicked on this button, I didn't expect to hear this.
I expected to hear that. Rob plays a very aggressive air guitar. Oh, yeah, dude. It's uncomfortable. Sounds great. It's really aggressive. All right. Eddie's been waiting for this one. We have Dido with Safe Trip Home. Eddie, have you been blogging about this or something? I don't know why she said that. Well, he's a big Dido fan. He is? Awesome. White flag. That was my favorite part of the show. That's his homepage? Is that what you're saying? Yeah. Dido.com? Thank you. Oh, love title. Take a bash today. The no on haters are like, that's gay. Yeah. There it is. All right, Sammy Hagar with Cosmic Universal Fashion. What's wrong? What are you guys? Why do you guys have that look on your face? That was interesting.
I expect like the big hook to come out on the stage. Oh, man. I love Sammy, man. What happened? Runner up getting one star. Oh, man. Sinbad is like... Three and a quarter stars. And then finally in music out this week, we have The Doors with Live at the Matrix. It's It's very shroomy. A little peyote-ish. Peyote-ish. Thank you for being big enough to laugh at yourself this morning. What's better than leasing a new fuel-efficient Volkswagen for practically just your signature with zero down and no first month's payment here at our annual Sign Then Drive event? Letting our signature analyzer find the Volkswagen that's right for you. So how does this work? Just sign your name and... Your bold strokes indicate a desire for exploration.
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thoroughly enjoying. It was awesome. Oh, yeah. It was great. Yeah. Oh, wow. See, I'm kind of dead to rights. It was beautiful. I'm kind of dead to rights. Well. We can get back to the new releases. Why don't we get back to the new releases? Maybe she should. The only good news today is that Tropic Thunder is coming out. Thank the Lord for that. Okay, Sky, you go. You go. Now you go. You stole her Tropic Thunder. New tactic, Mike. Not going to let it get to me. Don't. I'm going to look at it as Eddie helping. Eddie is a friend. Finally, she gets it. He's trying to help. Yeah, but Skye. I know, Mike. Don't know, Mike. We're all excited. I'm trying to be the bigger person here. That's the biggest movie you were going to read. I know. It still is. Well, yeah. So, yes. Yes, Eddie. Tropic Thunder is coming out. Finally opened her eyes. It's like a warm Roman shower. Yes.
So, Tropic Thunder's out today. There is a director's cut that's also out today, and it has 14 minutes. Or the Traveling Pants movie. No, Tropic Thunder. And it has 14 minutes of additional footage in the director's cut. So, that's great. That sounds good to me. Yes, as Eddie just also mentioned, the sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2. Hold on. We've got to hear something from Tropic Thunder, right? It's cut 23. Oh, wow. Okay. We already know the plan. We do it just like in the book. Yeah? But those dudes was trained soldiers. And we. What do you mean? Like, not in the same flight? Is that Jimmy Walker, or who did they get to? Actually, that is Robert Downey Jr. Well, it can't be. That is a black dude I just heard. I'm telling you, it is. I'm telling you, I heard a black guy. That was not. It was great. Simple Jack. Sounds good. That's coming out in the extras. Yeah, extras. Criterion addition. Yeah. Yes, Eddie mentioned the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, too. So that's really good, especially if you have some young ladies in your household. Yes. That's also out on Blu-ray. Or Sean. Yeah. WALL-E is out today. Oh, that's a great movie. Cut 24. Oh, yes. Let's play it. Ten seconds to self-destruct. I liked it better when it was called E.T. No. Oh, yeah. Me too.
That's E.T. That's the basic idea behind the movie E.T. No, it's different. It's way different. Yeah. Also out today, oh, and WALL-E is also being offered on Blu-ray. Heather's, the 20th anniversary edition is out today. It'll come in this little box shaped like a school locker. Heather's is good. Yeah, Blu-ray. Great. Other things on Blu-ray, we have Awake, Hellboy 2. Oh, is that the one where they're in the surgery? Yeah. It's a terrible movie. Hellboy 2, The Golden Army on Blu-ray, Kung Fu Panda, The Last Emperor, Lucky Number Slevin, Mad Money, and those are the Blu-rays. TV shows to DVD. We have Bone Season 3, Charmed, The Complete Series, Criss Angel Mind Freak, Collector's Edition, Dog Whisperer, The Celebrity Edition, Hannah Montana, The First Season, Hawaii Five-0, The Fifth Season, Star Trek, The Original Series, Season 3 Remastered. WWE, Randy Savage, Macho Madness. Whoa, finally. Yes. And then if you like concert DVDs, the Foo Fighters live at Wembley Stadium. Two hours long, 18-song concert that was filmed in June of this year. So enjoy. I'm in. Sky has a list of the top 10 live bands of all time. Of all time. They're going to say Zeppelin, which I think is dumb.
The Boo Donkeys. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Zeppelin is not on the list, Mike. Are you sure? They're not on there? I'm glad. Yes, Ashley Kiss is number five. Dean Martin. Rolling Stones, Pink Floyd. Rolling Stones is number two. Pink Floyd is number three. Van Halen, Bon Jovi. Yeah, Van Halen. U2. U2 is number six. Oh, the dead should be on here. Animotion. But they're not. Okay, Animotion, Sean. No one knows who Animotion is. What is that? What should they do? That is... Inside line's ringing. Hey, hello. Check it! Well, I just did check it, and I'm sorry. No, Fred, I can't. No, Fred, I'm sorry. Hey, wait a second. You guys, Fred Durst, don't you realize that we saw you in concert one time. You were booed off the stage. They were throwing stuff. I can't remember. What? He can't ever remember what the name of the album was. That was the worst.
Sorry, Fred Durst. That was weird. That was Fred Durst. I would have voted for him. REO Speedwagon. Hanson. Did I say that out loud? You did. Oh, Crash Test Dummies. Yes. They just do that one song. That's it. They do it. They're done. Extreme. Oh. Can I say that a lot? You did. Again, you did. You know. Remember that time we saw Slaughter at 4th and B? Yeah, dude. Dude, they put on a show. What up? Yeah, I gave away my Christmas card. What up? Billy Joe. Okay. Oh, my God. Nelson. Wow. Can I say that a lot? You're missing number one, number four, number seven, eight, nine, and ten. What about Saki? Is Saki on the list? Oh, they should be. They should be on there. The work of some foreign exchange students that live in my neighborhood. They're called Saki. And they came over and recorded this. In our garage. They're from Japan. I'm trying to get them signed. Did I mention that they're all in middle school? Yeah. They dress in white dress button-down shirts with black ties. That's good luck. The number one answer. I think so. What is it? A little band known as Wally World. Oh, yeah. Dynamite. Yeah.
Put it on the board. Yeah. Sky put it. Sky put it. I'm sorry, no. Live operator and lower your interest rates. Oh, this is a telemarketer. Yeah. I think you're supposed to push pound. We got to have like a hand signal in case it's a telemarketer so we can interrupt anything. I'll be talking to the president, dude. I'll be talking to B.O. and I'll interrupt it to talk to the telemarketers. Okay. Soundgarden. Pearl Jam. Put it on the board. Oh, too soon. Too soon. Too soon. Too soon. Oh, you'll never believe what Ashley just hired me. Please. Lemon Drops and Sandals. There it is. Rage Against the Machine. Lemon Drops and Sandals. Nirvana. Nirvana. Nirvana. What is a pain that does crazy stuff?
Live. Oh, yeah, that's what I meant. Live. Smashing Pumpkins. Who have we got so far? So far, you've got number two, which is The Stones, number three, which is Floyd, number five, which is Kiss, and number six, U2. Bob Dylan, Jimi Hendrix. They're the same. They're not. They are. Bob Dylan, Jimi Hendrix. Blues Traveler. Jim Blossoms. Too Soon. Oh, sorry. I thought... I'm taking a stab in the dark. Savage Garden? I'll be your something, be your something, blah, blah, something, blah. Michael Jackson. Oh, yeah. Duh. Dude, have I ever loaned you guys Michael Jackson live in Budapest? Oh, you've shown us. It's... Dude, dude, the whole reason I was walking through like a circuit city and they had it on, on one of those TVs. And I stood there with my jaw dropped open and I was like, just, I couldn't take my hands off the screen. I was just reaching for an attendant in the store. And until I finally grabbed somebody, I said, get me this video. Get this for me now. Get this. Wow. It's, it's.
Unbelievable. And if you guys have never seen Michael Jackson live, it's the greatest thing about it is just the people flipping out. It just them flip like passing out. Yeah. It looks like Wembley Stadium or something. It's in Budapest and they're like passing out. They're doing the whole hand against the face. You know, it's it's unreal. Unreal. Bon Jovi. Brian Adams. Budapest. Celine Dion. Berlin. Ooh. Yes. Missing Persons. Till Tuesday. And these are live bands, right? Like, not like a solo singer. Bachman Turner. Journey. Oh, yeah. BCO, baby. Journey. Steve Perry solo. Foreigner. The Eagles, and if not, Don Henley solo. What about Glenn Frey solo? Clock of Seagulls. Joe Cocker? Joe Walsh. Joe Walsh. Joey Walsh. What about Little Feet, dude? Yeah, dude. We'll get a box. Yeah, we'll get a box at Little Feet. Big Fat Paul. Yeah, Big Fat Paul. Bottle of vodka. You want to see a great show, okay? Yeah, dude. Real good. Little Feet. Kill it. Kill it. I've been going to Little Feet. Every year, dude. Yeah, every year for the past 20 years. Oh! Saw them when they were just playing festivals, okay? Metallica. Metallica. Oh, yeah. Oh, Slipknot. No, I'm sorry.
It's not on the list. What? They put their drummer upside down. Real big fish. Yes! Sell out. Thank you. With me. Got the Michael Jackson stuff up on the screen right now. Dude, what do you think he's wearing? Captain Crunch's outfit. That's what he's wearing. Oh, that's rad. I'd give anything to see that. Unbelievable. Let me tell you. Just unbelievable. Oh, man. Tangerine Dream. Dropkick Murphys. King Crimson. Strawberry alarm clock. Mikey Show. Hello? Hello? Yes. Hey, you guys just Ozzy yet? Ozzy. Ozzy. Ozzy. Rob Zombie. Liza Minnelli. Did I say that out loud? You did. Yeah, we all heard you when you said it. Judy Garland. Again. Still out loud. Bill Clinton on the saxophone. Oh, anytime. Mikey Show. Anytime. Hello. Have you guys guessed Tool yet? Have not. Oh, should be, but nope, not on the list. Dave Matthews Band. Should be, not on the list. Oh, Grateful Dead, obviously. Already guessed. Yeah, there you go. Mikey Show. Hello? Yeah, it's Zach. Go ahead. Guess. All right, we'll see you. James Taylor.
Oh, I love him. James Brown. Elton John. Yeah. Oh. Elton John. Billy Joe. He's not a band, though. Bee Gees. Bee Gees. Bee Gees. No doubt. Billy Holiday. No doubt. You're just repeating what Eddie's saying. Yeah, we're a team. Wham. Oh, just George Michael. Wake me up. Just George. Or just the other guy. Men at work. Andrew Ridgely. Okay. Village people. Are they newer bands or older bands? Older. Queen. Oh, yeah. Queen is number one. The number one live band of all time is Queen. Wow. Queen was awesome. Yeah. We Will Rock You Live would probably be pretty good. Sick. And Brian May, there's a little known fact, he actually played the guitar with an English, a British penny. He always played the guitar with a British penny. Thanks, Dad. It's a true story. The Gorillaz. Yeah, I'm guessing the who. The Who is number eight. Very good. Who do you? The Clash. The Doors. The Cure. The Hives. Kasha Gugu. The. Oh, yes. The. Mikey Show. The. The. The. The. The. The White Stripes. Mikey Show. Talk Talk. Guar. Guar. The Beatles. Double. Duble. Jamie Foxx. Oh. Oh. Singing the music of the movie Ray. Yes. I like it.
Okay, Joaquin Phoenix singing the music of the movie Walk the Line. Wow. Okay, I got it. Coolio. Sissy Spacek singing the music from the movie Coal Miner's Daughter. How about Dustin Hoffman? Dustin Hoffman singing the music from the film Tootsie. Got you. You did. You did. Got you. You son of a gun. Got you. Kramer, Mr. Kramer. Stop. Did we guess the doors? Yes, and it's not on the list. Okay. Did we guess? We guessed everything. Milli Vanilli? The replacements. There it is. What is it, Sky? What did we miss? Number 10, Alice Cooper. Alice Cooper. I just said that. Yeah. Aerosmith. Number 9, Bob Marley and the Wailers. Duh. Did you hear me? Why? Because they're awesome. Rusted Root. Oh, Rusted Root should be on there, Mike. Yeah, I saw them. Oh, they're so good. Are they on there? Oh, they're so good. You know what's great about Rusted Root concerts? No marijuana. Yeah. And no BO smell at all. No. Those are two things that do not exist at a Rusted Root show are marijuana and the smell of armpits. Yeah. Those two things, you're not going to find them at a Rusted Root concert. Oh, I guess that sounds like fun. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, Mom. It's a great time. Common sense. You know what else is great?
Being shot in the face with a water hose is a lot of fun, too, Mom. Both of those things are really a lot of fun. You have both. Oh. Number seven. Oh, that band that does Tom Sawyer. Oh. Rush. Yeah, yeah. Rush. How dare he not know Rush? Rush. I forgot the name for a minute. That's a sin. That is. Neil Diamond should be on there. Yeah, dude. Now you're talking. That's a great show. Yeah. John Denver. Yeah, for sure. John Denver. I'm sorry. Shenandoah or Alabama. What? Number seven. Oak Ridge Boys. Oak Ridge Boys. Are they on there? Just the guy with the deep voice. The guy with the big bushy mustache that looked like Baba Booey. What about that guy? Yeah. Number seven. Talking Heads. Oh, get out. Get out with that garbage. And then finally, the last one you guys didn't get is number four, which is Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band. Thank you very much. You eat garbage and take it out. You are the garbage that I eat. No. Denim jacket. I accept it. What? In honor of the Bruce Springsteen answer. Man, that was disappointing, Sky. I know it.
Why do you have to do that? Man, are you not even on the list? Come on. You ever been to their show? Exactly. The Benga Boys. Dude, Lou Bega. Yeah. Does Mom and Lou Five twice. I'm too open for the Bengals when I saw him. Bare Naked Ladies. Yeah, dude. B&L. Yeah. Yeah, it's B&L. Yeah, it's B&L. That's the worst. What? Have you ever been to their show? Oh, dude. They're in that Million Dollar Song. They throw out actual money. Stop it. Yeah, Rob. Really? What? If I had a million dollars, I would pay it to them to not sing. Oh, come on. Bill Clinton's international business dealings may cost Hillary the secretary of state gig. Oh, once again. She can't get out of that. He can't get out of her way. That guy is a scumbag. He's a good guy. Watch your mouth. He is, man. Cheats on his wife. Cheats on the country. He's a terrible person. He didn't cheat on the country. He did. He lied about it. He fixed this country. Put it back on the map. No, ruined it. Yeah, he did. He started everything. I did not do squirrely things with that woman. Yeah. He did. I'm drinking. I didn't care, man. Oh, sorry, Bill. I forgot he screams. I don't even care. What's up? That I might cost her the... You don't? That's your wife, Bill.
What do you mean, so what? You were out there campaigning for her? Book deals, man. What does that mean? I got book deals. She doesn't even care. She's going to act like she's so upset that she doesn't get to be the Secretary of State. She doesn't care. Really? Yeah, she's all into women's lips. She hates anything with the word secretary. Oh, wow. I didn't even think of that. That's all it is, you know. Do you know Secretary of State? They just do the laundry and take out the trash. That's not true, Bill. You should know. You were the president, Bill. You should know. That's what I had Cheney do. Wasn't he my secretary? No, he wasn't. I'm sorry, guys. I'm high right now. Oh, well, that's surprising. Smoking marijuana all day. Playing your saxophone. Yeah, don't put me on the air, all right? Anyway, what are y'all doing? You're calling. We're on the air. Oh, we're on the air right now? Yeah. I was kidding about the marijuana. I doubt that. Y'all seen that movie Chitty Chitty Bang Bang? You seen that? It's a kid's movie. I know. It's a long, old movie. It was with Dick Van Dyke. You ever seen it? I've never seen it. Sorry, I'm watching it right now. You're watching it. Yeah, no, hang on a second. It was a good movie. Okay, well, we can't just sit here and listen to you watch. Hang on, hang on, hang on. Okay.
Okay. All right, Bill. Maybe you should call us later. Go eat some ding-dongs. Not watching stuff. Hey, y'all, don't put me on the air. We're on the air. Oh, my goodness. I don't smoke pot. Okay. Bye, Bill Clinton. Bill Clinton. Oh, man. Oh, check this out. There's a new study that says that half of primary care doctors say that they would leave medicine if they had an alternative job. Your doctor. Your primary care doctor says that over half of them say, if they could, if I had another job, I'm out of here. Yeah, they say that there's just too much red tape generated now from insurance companies and government agencies that, you know, they feel like they spend more time doing paperwork than actually seeing patients. And that's not what they, you know, got into medicine for. And it's frustrating and it's hard. For them. And so, yeah, according to the study, they said that if they had an alternative gig, that, yeah, they'd get out of it. That's kind of scary. Yeah, it is. Because you know that when you're in there, they don't really want to be working with you. Well, they're thinking about all the paperwork they got sitting in their office. Yeah. You know? That sucks. Why don't they just have somebody that does that? Right. So they don't have to deal with it. Create more jobs. Create more jobs. Well.
But then who's going to pay those people? I don't know. Obama will. They make the money. The government will pay. Yeah. It's all the government, too. Scientists up on Capitol Hill. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, scientists. What's up? A report says that Gulf War illness is real. What's Gulf War illness? So guys were coming back from the Gulf War and they were sick. It's the dust. It's the fine dust, I bet, and they're inhaling it all the time. It's Saddam, man. He was dropping stuff. Could be. For real? We don't know. And so they, you know, started looking into it. And, you know, lots of people are saying, oh, there's no such thing. These guys are tripping out. Well, they've been researching it for years. And a congressional mandated report that was released yesterday said that, yeah, Gulf War Syndrome is a real physical illness. They think there's two possible causes. One, a drug that was given to troops to protect against nerve gas and pesticides.
that that could have been the cause of it. They also say it could be from exposure to smoke, from oil well fires, and low levels of exposure to sarin gas. So they say it's one of those two things. What's the symptoms? What does it look like? Persistent headaches, widespread pain, cognitive difficulties, unexplained fatigue, skin rashes, chronic diarrhea, digestive and respiratory problems. That's gnarly. Yeah, it's a horrible thing. And, you know, for the longest time to, you know, fight for your country and then to suffer these things. And people tell you, oh, no, it had nothing to do with that. You know what, man? That happened in NOM, too. With Agent Orange and all that stuff. And I think they should... I don't care how much it costs, man. Pay those guys. Take care of them. Seriously, man. Pay those dudes. I know it's a ton of guys, but come on. I mean, if we don't care about that, we've got to care about something. Yeah, they say at least one-fourth of the 700,000 U.S. troops who served in the Gulf War in 1991 have some of these symptoms. Well, no one's saying Obama isn't.
You said it, Sky. You were blogging about it the other day saying Obama won't help him. I never said anything. That's what Sky was saying. Real nice. Yeah, real nice. Real nice. Yeah, dude. What else? What? Me and Eddie like best friends. Leonardo DiCaprio. Sweet Leo. He says that he acknowledges that he can come off a little bit patronizing. Yeah, he said he might be. Brilliant. Patronizing. What are you patronizing me? It's like, what are you mocking me? What are you patronizing me? I don't know what I'm talking about. I'm an idiot. You think you've got me all figured out, but you don't. Well, you've used the sentence, but I need to know if you know what patronizing is. I use that all the time. Yeah? Yeah. She knows, actually. How do you use it? How does it...
Tell me how it is used. Like, if I'm trying to be really serious with someone and then they, like, they aren't taking me as seriously or they take me too seriously and, like, I think that they're mocking me or that they're not taking me seriously enough, then I go, what are you, patronizing me? I'm not an idiot. She kind of... There was this one... spot, she kind of, I think I had it. There were like four spots where she didn't have it and then there was one spot. This one spot where she kind of got it. I know what it means. Here's what you gotta do, Ash. You just gotta take that machine gun and you just gotta cover as much space as you can because eventually you won't hit the target. Spray it. Don't say it. I think you got it. Patronizing is let's say you're saying to me, you're telling me how smart you are. And I say to you, That's right. That's right. Listen, you're on the dean's list and you're very smart. You're a very smart person. Okay. You're very smart. Right. I'm patronizing you. Because you don't think so. Well, but I'm feigning this like, you're right. Yes, absolutely. That's right. That's patronizing. Like, you're only saying that to agree with me so that I'll stop talking. You're patronizing me. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. You know, you're turning me into a patron. Yes. Of your establishment. Yes. All right. Yeah.
And I am not... I am not... I am not your customer. Your customer. I don't buy stuff from you. So just remember that, Ashley. That's right. I already knew what it meant. Thank you. Well, he says that he realizes, sweet Leo, that he is a bit patronizing when he's talking about all his green stuff. Yeah, because he said that, you know, one of his passions is, you know, going green. And so, you know, when he talks to people and says, oh, you know, you should get solar panels and you should get hybrids and blah, blah, blah. Well, he said he's finally realized that. Not everybody has the money to do those things. And so it's not very cool to be telling them they should do things if they can't afford them and make them feel like jerks. Well, I can speak firsthand on this because I got to talk to him. And when he was talking to me, he wasn't patronizing at all. In fact, he was the opposite. He was very humble and genuine. His security almost had you removed. He was a really good guy. And then he gave me his number. No, he did not.
You didn't get to call him, but... They never get it to you. It's a lie. We would not be patronizing. Really? You didn't get to call Leonardo DiCaprio? I haven't gotten around to it yet, but when I do, I'll ask him about that for sure. Eventually, you'll get around to calling Leonardo DiCaprio. That's good. Thank you. Eventually. What else? Okay. Guess who is going to replace Tom Cruise in a new movie? Oh. Ben Affleck. If you can't get... If you... Eddie, if you can't get Tom Cruise... Okay, if you can't get... If you can't get Meg Ryan, you get... What's that other blondie that I always confuse him with? I know exactly who you're talking about. No. Keira Sidgwick. No. Meg Ryan or... Michelle Pfeiffer. Dude. You know exactly who you're talking about and I'm thinking Meg Ryan right now. Because she looks like Meg Ryan. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And she's like the not as great version of Meg. Ah, Goldie Hawn. No. Kate Hudson? Wow. You are the worst. Not where I was going. Not where I was going. She's Shelley Long. No. But Meg Ryan or the other one. Yeah. Well, if you can't get Tom Cruise, who do you get? Josh Hartnett. Good guess. Orlando Bloom.
Orlando Bloom's a good guess. Will Smith. Matt Damon. Matt Damon. Angelina Jolie. Wait, what? That doesn't make any sense. That's who's going to replace Tom Cruise. It doesn't make any sense. He's probably going to sue. One's a male. Well, actually. Tom Cruise was signed for the upcoming thriller Edwin A. Salt and I guess dropped out of the project. and they didn't know what they were going to do, and I guess Angelina Jolie showed interest, so they are rewriting the script to make the lead character be a female. Wow. Edwina de Salt. Weird. Huh. There's a sheik that wants to what? Sue Michael Jackson? Is suing Michael Jackson. Oh, is suing. For what? For $7 million. He stole his genie or he stole his... Magic carpet. So you know after Michael Jackson went through all the child molestation case and then that all worked out and then he left the country for a while? He went to Dubai, didn't he? Yeah, well he befriended the sheik over there. Of course he did. And I guess this guy loaned him. Find a lamp, you rub it. You're like, oh, you're my friend. While he was over there.
The guy loaned him $7 million to cut an album and write an autobiography. Are you kidding me? Which never happened. So the guy is now suing Michael, and Michael's retort, his defense, is that he says the $7 million was a gift. Ah. That is awesome. Michael doesn't realize $7 million is that much. Yeah. Because he's never seen it. Walking around money. He's never actually seen it. You know, he just spends it. I don't know if you guys ever seen the video where he's walking through Vegas and they're going through this mall. Mall. The mall. All right. The mall. Sky. But they're in like, it's like an indoor mall at Caesar's Palace where they have stuff that's just like thousands and thousands of dollars. In some cases, hundreds of thousands of dollars. And it's a videotape following Michael Jackson around. And literally, he's going, And he's got a guy, an assistant from the store with his entourage. And he's telling the person from this expensive, crazy, gaudy store, I'll take that and I want that too. Get that. Can you get the chandelier? I want the chandelier. And give me that. And like literally just picking out stuff. That's hundreds of thousands of dollars. Yeah, wasn't that that primetime? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think it was. Martin Bashir.
Crazy. Michael, why would you buy something that's worth three quarters of a million dollars without knowing what it's worth? I wanted it. Because I wanted to have it. It's pretty. But you realize that's a human being. That was the manager of the store that you bought. He was really nice. He has a mustache. Yeah. I like them. Oh, my God. It tickles. A Goodwill worker in Illinois found... How much money in a shoebox, Skye? $7,500. And this chick had just, it was her first day on the job at Goodwill. She, you know, was new to the United States. She came from Bulgaria and got a job at Goodwill. It was her very first day. She was sorting through the donated stuff, found $7,500 in a shoebox. So she turned it over to her bosses and they, you know.
tracked down. It took a while to figure out who that donation came from. They tracked down the family and returned it to the family. You're a good person. You would not keep the money. If I'm from Bulgaria and this is like my first day in the country, dude, I'm on easy street, bro. I'm buying new teeth. Wow. See ya. So I guess what happened is... New implies you had some to begin with. That's what I mean. So I guess what had happened the way the money got there is this guy, his parents passed away. And so he was just sorting through everything, donating everything, you know, not really looking in shoe boxes because he just assumed there were shoes in there. And so he took the money back and got a little gift for the Bulgarian woman. That's nice. Yeah. Potpourri. Scarlett Johansson says that she doesn't know why Lindsay Lohan hates her. I didn't know Lindsay Lohan hated her. Dude, this goes back like to two years ago, if not more. But Scarlett Johansson just did an interview with Allure magazine where she talks about it. I don't know if it just came up or she was probably asked about it. But what happened about two years ago, Lindsay allegedly wrote nasty things using words that we can't say here on the radio about Scarlett Johansson on a bathroom wall in like some club or something that all the celebs go to.
And so Scarlett Johansson was saying in the interview. Dirty, by the way. Yeah, yeah. How filthy is that? Right. So she was saying in the interview that she doesn't know what motivated Lindsay to do that. She doesn't even really know Lindsay. They've only met a couple times. Scarlett lost out the role in The Parent Trap to Lindsay Lohan, but she doesn't think that has anything to do with it. She says that we're both kind of dating Jared Alito at the time, so maybe that's why. Maybe? Come on, this is girls. Maybe? She says to this day she still doesn't know why. Who cares? What do you mean? If I was her, why does she care? I don't know. Maybe they asked her about it. Like, why did Lindsay have a problem with you? She said, I don't know. It doesn't seem very hard to figure out, though. Yeah. They were dating the same person. Yeah. I think we're good. 570-1053 is our number. And give us a call. We're going to wrap the show up, and you can call in and say hello.
Just looking over all the stories. Mark Cuban's story is crazy. They think he might have been involved in insider trading, which means he could go to jail. And did you guys hear the 2004 story about Sammy Hagar and Eddie Van Halen on a plane? Yeah, because when I read it this morning, it was like the first I had ever heard of it, but I thought maybe I was just not paying attention in 2004. But so Sammy Hagar was doing an interview and he was asked about this rumor about a flight between him and Eddie Van Halen on the tour in 2004 that they were on together. And Sammy says that they were all on a plane and Eddie was like drunk out of his mind and got all upset and belligerent and was trying to bust open a window on the plane while they're in air. Punching his hand into the window so hard that he like hurt his hand. Sammy said, yeah, that was it. He said, people who act like that, he's like, 12 people were on that plane. He could have killed us all. And people who act like that shouldn't even be allowed to fly on airplanes. I know. I had never heard that before. Never heard that. That's pretty crazy. That's news to me. That's right. 570-1053. Give us a call. P1 Jess had called in the other day for Weekend Worry Wart. Hi, Jess.
Hi, how are you guys doing? Good. Here's what Jess said. Hi, I'm really actually excited but still stressed. My older brother and my husband are coming home from deployment on the same day. How long have they been gone? Wow. My older brother's been gone for a little over seven and a half months, and my husband's only been gone for three months, but he deploys again early next year for nine months. There it was. That was on Friday. Jess, how old are you? I am 22. And so the husband's back and you finally got to spend time with him. He's home and his, I was saying how my brother's favorite thing coming home was eating more Mexican food than you could think about. My husband's favorite thing was coming home to our $4,000 bed. Oh, I bet. Oh, I bet he probably got the best night's sleep of his life. But you can put your worries towards there. There may be some babies in the next time. Oh, I bet there is. Hello. Mama. Hello. Oh, Mama. But I just wanted to say thank you guys, and he's home, and so go USMC. That's awesome. Nice. Thanks for calling. Have a great day. We'll see you. P1 schoolteacher's on the line. What's up? It's been one. No, I'm just kidding. Yeah, it's about him. I'm just going to say hi.
Thanks for always making it funny every day. Thank you very much. We appreciate it. Mikey Show. How are you doing? Let's do a quick quantum of salt question for Eddie. All right. That girl comes out as a supermodel. Her name's Olga or something. I couldn't help but notice in the first opening scene that they showed her. Dude, dude, dude, dude. What are you talking about? Quantum of salt. Did you say that? Yeah. Oh, okay. I missed it. Sorry. I was listening to Sophie. Well, not again. Anyway, sorry. Anyway, what was your question? The girl, the Bond girl, in the opening scene, they show her on her back. She has, like, this humongous, like, scab thing, like, on her back. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was throwing me off the whole movie, and, like, I'm all this. She really had this in real life, and I saw it in Maxim magazine. She doesn't have it. I was wondering, like, why would they have this? huge birth defect on her back like that. A birth defect? Eddie, your thoughts. Is it a scab or a mole? No, it looked like a scar, like a big scar. And I think it was her backstory where her parents were killed in a fire and she was in the fire. So I think that it was to represent that she was burned as a kid. Yep. That's my guess. I don't know. There you go. Thank you. Thank you. Let's see. Mike and sure. All right.
Y'all want to tell you guys two things. First off, you guys all rock. Secondly, I finally picked the recommendation with the pample moose and those truffle pot fries. Oh, my lanta. I had one, and I said, wow. And even after I was done eating it, I could still taste the truffle fry. The best recommendation ever. Oh, that's awesome, dude. Pample moose is the... I know it. Rebecca and I were talking about that. We need a special occasion to come up stat because that is good food, man. I'm going back next week. Tell me what you had again for your dinner. What's that? What did you have for your dinner? You know, my date had the filet, which was amazing. It was a big portion, a really big portion. And then I had the New York, and the New York was amazing as well. It was a perfect night. Yeah, but those French fries are the best, right? Yeah, I think I had two orders of them. Oh, wow. That's how you do it, though. Oh, man. If you're going to do it, do it. They're good. Don't be scared. Go big or go home. Thank you. Don't be scared. Yeah, don't be scared. I'm just going to have a couple fries. Give me any fries for me. You might as well go for it. You know what I mean? Give me three orders. If I don't finish them, whatever. I'll bring them home. Yeah, right? Rob, would you reheat fries? Absolutely. Absolutely, dude. Yeah, dude. If they're truffle fries? Yeah, I'll put them in a tortilla, bro. They're great.
Skye's waving her head, yes. You would too, Skye? You warm up fries? Mm-hmm, in the oven, yeah. In the oven? Yeah. And you got patience. They get the crisp back. Seriously, that takes patience. Like, you have to wait for the oven to come to town. I bust out my fryer, Mike. That's right. Pample Moose is my favorite restaurant, not just in San Diego, but in the country. I've eaten in a lot of different places, but that... food to me. What's your favorite out of the country then? My favorite out of the country is Juanito Ticos in Cancun. Where I'm doing an appearance this weekend. Disgusting. Get that glass of water. Real good. In the country, it's my favorite place. It's good. Thank you. Thank you. Mikey Show, last call. Bring us home. Hello? Yeah. Where am I calling? You're calling the Mikey Show. You're coming from where? Oh, you're from Texas, dude. What part of Texas? What's it called? Laredo. Oh, yeah, Laredo. That's a Chevy truck, I think. Thank you very much. I appreciate the compliment. All right, thank you.
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