The Mikey Show - Rock 105.3 - 11/20/08
Thursday, November 20, 2008
Daily Audio 2008KIOZRock 105.3
radio comedycelebrity privacyauto bailoutsame sex marriageeating contestparody songsirrational fearsmovie argumentsmikey showstacy's pita chipsboston robbrad pitt
Mikey and the crew built recurring comedy around Rebecca's supposed pita-chip addiction, Sean's fears and remote setup, Boston Rob's song archive, and Ashley's crushing Cheetos loss to Melissa. Mikey and Sky argued over whether Brad Pitt's tattoo-questioning fan crossed a privacy line, with Sky saying public photographs and Oprah's prompting made the questions reasonable. They agreed that auto executives asking taxpayers for a bailout after arriving by private jet should sell the planes and cut their own salaries, but split over Proposition 8 as a conflict between voter authority and constitutional equal rights. The show closed with listeners' irrational fears, Ashley's nearly unrecognizable karaoke, and a heated debate over supposedly essential movies such as The Godfather, Batman Begins, The Sixth Sense, and The Naked Gun.
What happened, in order
Pita Chip Intervention
Mikey turned Rebecca's habit of finishing his Stacy's pita chips into a full addiction-intervention parody, complete with packed bags and a mock recovery testimonial.
Why Sean Stayed Remote
Mikey explained that Sean stayed in San Francisco because crowds, germs, moving, and a cramped San Diego studio overwhelmed him, then recalled broadcasting over an actual underground spring in their flooded San Jose buil
Brad Pitt's Tattoo Boundary
After an Oprah audience member pressed Brad Pitt about several tattoos, Mikey called her knowledge potentially creepy while Sky argued that publicly photographed tattoos were fair questions and Oprah had encouraged the f
Ask Eddie Goes Nuclear
Eddie told a wealthy Bel Air listener who wanted her personal chef back to get a job, then roasted a 56-year-old teacher who objected to his jokes about adults watching 90210.
The Boston Rob Song Vault
Mikey announced that every Boston Rob song, including the churro, taco-shop, farting, and Thanksgiving songs, would be downloadable free for exactly 12 hours.
Private Jets and a Bailout
Mikey and Sky condemned the Big Three auto CEOs for flying private jets to request $25 billion from taxpayers and argued that executives should sell the planes and cut their huge salaries before workers lose jobs.
The Cheetos Must-Win
Ashley treated a 60-second Cheetos-eating contest against Melissa as a must-win, lost by one-eighth of an ounce, and cried while Melissa explained her chipmunk-style strategy.
Prop 8 Returns to Court
Mikey and Sky debated whether California's Supreme Court should overturn Proposition 8, framing the clash as voter authority versus constitutional equal rights before the cast veered into an Arnold Schwarzenegger routine
Irrational Fears
Listeners confessed fears involving elevator cracks, train tracks, escalators, clowns, and pool drains, while Sean insisted his fear of being eaten by a killer whale at SeaWorld was entirely rational.
Tone-Deaf Karaoke
Callers tried to identify Ashley's mangled versions of Aerosmith, Phil Collins, System of a Down, and Heart songs as the crew reacted with mock horror.
Movies Before You Die
The cast guessed a ten-genre essential-movie list, discovered Boston Rob had never seen The Godfather, and loudly rejected choices including Batman Begins for action, The Sixth Sense for horror, and The Naked Gun for com
People mentioned
MikeySkyEddieAshleySeanBoston RobRebeccaBrad PittOprah WinfreyAngelina JolieMelissaArnold SchwarzeneggerPhil CollinsMariah Carey
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This stuff makes me so angry. CEOs took private jets to Washington yesterday to ask for $25 billion of taxpayer money. That's awesome. The Chargers announced yesterday that Norv Turner will return in 09 and that the team is committed to him. Wow. There it is. Just what you wanted, right? Yeah. That's right. It's a Mikey show. I'm going to be telling you something at 7.30 this morning that will be very meaningful to all of you P1s. It will be very, very meaningful to all of you P1s. You're going to like this a lot. What we're going to be telling you at 7.30 that we're going to be doing for you for free. That's all I'm telling you. Merry Christmas. I love free. For free. Awesome!
Can't really tell you any more than that, but I will tell you this. If you're a fan of The Mikey Show, wake your friends up. Slap them around. Right across the face. As they're asleep. Let them know at 7.30 they want to be listening because The Mikey Show is going to be making an announcement that has to do with something that you, the P1s, will make out on for free. And we know messing around, man. Welcome to the show. My name is Mikey. I'm the host of the show. I am 38 years of age. And I really, really like Stacy's pita chips. Thank you. Oh, yes. I would, if they were a public company, I'd buy stock. Because, and I, this is a genuine and honest statement. I said to my wife, and this is, it was very completely serious. As I retell it now, it will sound funny.
But I was very serious with her at the time. I said, hey, babe, if it's cool, you know, when I get those Stacy chips, it's cool to have them and everything. But if you could just leave one bag, just leave a bag for me. Because what happens is I bring them home and they're gone. Oh, wow. Oh, yeah. They're like heroin. They are like heroin, Skye. It's crack. It's crack. They're like crack. Oh, so good. Never had one. Eddie, are you cracking around right now? Wait a second. Really? Really? You haven't had a really? I'm sorry. Wow. You know, it's almost like if you give Eddie one of them, you got to give him one and go, the first one's on me. Oh, right. Maybe I should stay away. Yeah, but after that, you got to pay. Yeah, yeah. You know, now it's getting to the point where... I'm finding empty Stacy's PETA bags like in hidden places. And I'm like, babe, what's going on here? You want to talk? I'm hearing that. Intervention. Is there something you want to tell me? Is there something you want to talk about? Rebecca, she's got on dark glasses. She's walking into the hotel room. She thinks that she's coming there because it's like a family reunion. But all of us are sitting there.
All her bags are packed. All her bags are packed. And I'm reading a letter. I'm like, when you eat Stacy's pita chips, it makes me feel like. I'm telling you, they're good, man. They taste. But I only have one. Oh, but you know what? After four months, after four months, Rebecca feels totally better. And this is Rebecca's video. She's like, I haven't had Stacy's pita chips in four months. I feel great. Just love my new life without pita chips. And I don't even, I just don't even know what life was like before and after pita chips because I don't even want them. And I just am happy. That's right. The Davenports, by the way, the name of the band that plays that little ditty right there. Only one flavor, though.
They come in a million flavors. Here's where we're going to disagree. There's no way that you could possibly not like this one the best. Garlic and Parmesan? Dude. I'm an original gal. No, no, no. I just like it with lightly salted. That's all I need. That's crazy. Have you had the one he's talking about? Parmesan and garlic? I've tried a couple different flavors. I don't know if I tried that specific flavor, but I have tried a couple different flavors. Well, then how can you speak? Well, whenever I go outside of the original lightly salted, I don't... You wig out? Yeah, I say this isn't as good as the original. As soon as we know where... Like, I know you get them at... Are they selling them at every grocery store now? Well, they sell pita chips pretty much at every grocery store, but Stacy's, the brand Stacy's. This is really good pita chips. No, Stacy. This is really good pita chips. I did see Stacy's at Henry's yesterday, so I know they're sold there, definitely. As soon as we can, we're going to send Zeth out to get Eddie a bag of garlic and Parmesan Stacy's pita chips. Some delicious.
Crack. The only thing with peanut chips that I've ever had a problem with is they're really hard. Yeah. Yeah, a little bit, yeah. They're really hard. Not going to lie. Yeah. I get nervous. Because you've got to have the density so you can dip them in the hummus. That's why. Is that what you do? That's the deal. Oh, dude, yes. Because the hummus, you know, is a little thick. Oh, wow. You'll love it. What is wrong with you? I don't know what to do with that. How do you hate hummus? I'm just not a big fan. Oh, you know what? I've tried it. I've tried it. Too early. That's crazy. I know I'm letting you all down. You're not letting me down at all. Yeah, I'm cool with that. I understand people are different. It takes brass balls. This is going to infuriate all of the procrastinators of the world, which applies to 99.9% of us listening right now. I don't want to hear it, Mike. Sorry, Sky. Eddie is 75% done with his Christmas shopping.
Thank you. Good job, dude. You're so great. I appreciate the support. Why are you the way that you are? Why do you make us all feel bad about who we are? Well, yeah, because we're 1% done. You get the gold star. Guys, you got to get it done. You got to. Blank my blank and blank you. I'm trying to avoid the crowds, you know? You get the gold medal. Oh, I like that. Well, and he does it throughout the year, which is even more practical. You know, you see things, you pick it up throughout the year. And you know what sucks even more about this is all of Eddie's gifts are great. Like, his gifts are tailored to the person. Like, he just doesn't run into a store at the last minute and grab whatever. You know, when I hear that somebody wants something, you know, I go out and get it. You're ridiculous. You're throwing the standard off for all of us, and I don't appreciate that. Why are you yelling at me? You suck. I'll pull the curtain back. Do it. Every one of your birthdays, I write Eddie and ask him, what do I do? That's smart. And he sends me an email back with like 900 ideas. He's a wise man. Yeah, he pays attention is what he does. I know what you guys like. It's not that difficult. It's difficult. It's difficult. I already have Sean's present for the gift exchange. Really? I'll send that off real quick.
Yeah, I hope it's not neon green headphones because... He's already that person wearing them right now. And they're great. They sound phenomenal. Yeah, I think I might get them in pink. And I'm not kidding. I got the link. Someone sent it to me. Ashley, can I ask you a question? Have you ever tried any other headphones than the ones you're wearing right now? It will make you want to get sick. Will I freak out? You'll have nausea. You'll get nauseous. You'll get nauseous. When you go from one headphone to another. It's not about looking cute. I know Sean, that's his whole life. Actually, it's not. Actually, it's not. That's Sean's whole thing. Then why does your shirt match your headphones today? That's a great point. If you don't care. Point proven. Wow. Not. Seven of us on the Mikey show. Mikey, Eddie, Sky, Sean, Ashley, Boston, Rob, and Zeth. There's seven of us. Wow. Seven of us on this show. That's crazy. Something that you may or may not know. We are all friends. We are going to a location today for Boston Rob's lunch for his birthday because it's coming up. He's got a birthday on Monday. Yeah. Big boy's turning 26. What? Wow.
26. That's old. 26 years of age. You're over the hump, bro. That's right. Sorry. Remember when we met that clown and he came into the apprentice thing dressed in a suit because he was like a door-to-door salesman? I remember that. I remember that. I suppressed that so hard. Is that for real? Dude. Selling vacuums or something. Dude. What were you selling? Oh, I was selling like promotions. Like promotions to go paintballing, promotions to go to different trips. You know what I mean? And you sold them to companies? Yeah. You would walk into the company and say, hello there, my name is Robert. Yeah, we were solicitors and everywhere we went, you know. So it was a scam. No soliciting. Yeah. It was like, you know, if you give me 50 bucks cash, I'm going to give you this coupon. And on these dates, you can go to this place and get this thing free. Dude. You know, it's like real, like, I don't know. Yeah. I had lunch with Blunder yesterday at the Sizzler over here. Oh, my God. We know how you love that. We know how you love that. It's my new favorite place. It's my new favorite place. We get it, Steve Jobs. It's so good. Steve Jobs.
And in the parking lot when we were leaving, two dudes walked up to us in a suit and tried to sell us Winnie the Pooh children's books. How many did you get? I did not. If I had had the cash on me, I probably would have bought this book. They retail for $50 a book. Sure they do. They let you know. But you steal it off the back of a truck. That's right. But yesterday, they were going for $10. Oh, what a steal. Which is really like, I mean, that's a sale. First all-you-can-eat shrimp, now this? Now this? What a day. That's right. Some dude at the gas station yesterday tried to sell me a bootleg cologne. Are you serious? Yeah. He walks up to me while I'm filling up. He's like... Hey, what kind of cologne do you wear? I'm like, I don't. Skin reactions. He's like, really? He's like, have you ever considered obslession? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And like, yeah, one of the bottles in his hand. What about dratar? I love dratar. It smells so good. What is that all about? Like, what are those things all about? Like, where did those get?
produce china you think or something i don't know but my mom and me had a whole conversation about this uh like a week and a half ago yeah because i was telling you you know my brother wants some cologne for christmas which i'm waiting to pick it up because i gotta save up to do that And she was like, oh, I can get anything in Chinatown out here, you know, like near Manhattan or whatever. She's like, everything's black market. I'll get it for 20 bucks. I'll get him some old smice. Yeah. I don't know. I think he wants like the real stuff. Tepid water. Yeah. Yes. This is just a bottle with cinnamon sticks in it. Some CK once. Yeah. Dude. Well, I mean, I don't really know about it, but if it smells like it, what's a big whoop? Nobody knows. Or does it smell like the messed up version of it? I think I have one in my car, actually. Go get it. Go get it. You bought one off the guy? Yeah, you got it. The skin reaction went away. Made with real rat urine. Yes. Oh, no. Hey, listen. When it's 50 cents for a 40-ounce bottle, he'll take it.
But I don't know about that stuff. I wonder if it, like, doesn't smell the same or something. That's what I was thinking, you know? I think it smells kind of the same, but, like, it doesn't have the staying power that the other stuff does. It lasts, like, five minutes. Yeah. You wear it for, like, five minutes. It's gone. You have to keep reapplying it throughout the day. Weird. Yesterday, Sky came in and she was wearing a new, what was it? Like, a new deodorant, right? Oh, yeah. But I have another new deodorant on today. What the heck? So we'll have to have Eddie do the sniff test. But your work husband is sensitive to smells. Yeah. Eddie's sensitive to smells. So, Eddie, did you have a problem with it? No, I didn't even smell it. Yeah. You got a new one today? Yeah. See, I love smells. And so I like it when you wear the lotions, but Eddie can't handle it, man. Yeah. Today, this deodorant is apricot flavored. Can you come over here so I can see what it's like? Is it organic? Yeah. I knew it. Dude, it was good. Inspired by Rebecca. Dude, Rebecca is all, like, she got Jake some bottle yesterday that doesn't have plastic. I'm like, how's that possible? Oh, I love it. It smells good. That's weird. It smells like real apricots. Does it have real bits of apricot in it? Yeah, all natural, no aluminum, so that's good. Creepy, dude. It smells like a horse. Does it keep you from sweating?
We'll find out later today. I bet it doesn't. And it's apricot? I mean, it's organic? Yeah. No aluminum. You don't want aluminum. Did my wife really tell you about that? Well, you mentioned it on the air, which reminded me I had heard because, you know, the regular antiperspirants have aluminum in them. And why do you want to put metals in your body? Keeps you from sweating. Well, also maybe causes cancer. First of all, Zeth's cologne that he brought, it comes in a plastic bottle. Of course. And, oh boy, that is, this cologne should be called Cholo. First of all, it has a picture of a bulldog on the front of it with a spiked collar. That's the picture on the front of it. And it says, If you like Unforgivable by Sean John. You're going to love Bring It. Oh, come on. I'm not kidding. Come on. This cologne is called Bring It. Oh, my gosh. This smells like a drive-by. Yes, it does. I was way off. Smells like a dude been working out in the yard. Oh, man. And by the yard, I mean of the prison. That's a trip.
570-1053 is the number. You can call us right now and we can take open phones at the beginning. I just saw the bottle. It looks like a travel size hairspray. It does. It does. How much was it, Seth? How much? I don't know. I didn't buy that one from that guy. I think my aunt sent me that for Christmas. How much was he charging yesterday? Like five bucks for a big bottle. Same thing, right? Same kind of deal? Five bucks. Spray it on. Let's see how long it lasts. Until your skin melts. It's got aluminum. It's good for you. Our text number is 35253. Our phone number is 5701053. The text that we're getting. Mikey, Parmesan is cheese, Mike. Duh. Gives her gas. I wonder if they have a side of rice. Let's be one happy. Mikey, just checking out the new... It's really ridiculous. Put those down.
Mikey just checking out the new site. The video of Rob sitting on Eddie's lap while driving is priceless. Dude, holy cow, I already have tears of it. Go to the website right now. He's just a little guy. You gotta go there. Dude, MikeyShow.com is in totally redesigned and you can spend hours on it now. There's video galore. Go there and check it out. And at 7.30 this morning, we're doing something big. So be listening. Seems almost limitless, Mike. That's right. It's almost limitless. In regards to Norv, at least the Chargers have consistency. As a Raiders fan, I would kill to have a coach hang around for three or more years. That's P1 Surfing Aztec. In this case, three or four games would be good for the Raiders. You know what I mean? Let's see.
Mikey, why is Skye mad about Eddie getting his Christmas shopping done? She's got a whole closet full of gifts to give to people. No shopping needed. That's P1. What's hemp? There he is. Really good point. That's right. Really good point. Skye, do you have any good stuff in there right now? Skye's got what she calls the re-gift closet. No. And it's just stuff. It's the prize closet, Mike. It's the prize closet. Surprise, Clyde. Any good stuff in there? Well, there's some things in there, but I don't know. You know, I don't just give things willy-nilly. Like, they have to fit the person. So, I don't know. I'll have to go through there and see what I got. Yeah. Mikey, I was in Iraq, and the biggest thing out there was fake cologne and perfume. That's P1 Big Hearn. I bet, man. Dude, I bet you see that stuff everywhere. P1 Devo. Yeah. What's up, dude? Hey, man. How are you? Good. And I just want to know, how come Sean's up in San Fran, why he won't come down with the show or like the whole situation with? Great question. That is a great question, especially if you're a new P1. You're probably wondering, why is Sean not here in San Diego with us? We see him on a computer monitor. That's how we communicate with Sean. The reason is because it's a few things. Sean put up a gigantic fuss when we said we were coming here.
and was very, very uncomfortable with it. And what Sean does is when he's uncomfortable with something, he'll kind of avoid it. And so we were coming down to crunch time, coming down to crunch time, and he was avoiding, avoiding, avoiding, and eventually he did not come. Part of the reason that Sean is uncomfortable is because of how many people are in an enclosed space. And where we originally started here, in this building was way tighter than what we have now. And Sean knew where we were going to be, and it made him sick. It was a closet, Mike. It wasn't a closet. It was a closet. But it was much tighter conditions than we have now. Yeah, it was a little narrow, but, you know, we'd make it work. When we were in San Jose, we had a pretty big, giant studio. It was gigantic. Palace. And the studio was big. River could go through it. Oh, wait. What he did. River did. River did go through it, Eddie. Remember? Remember we had to rip out all the carpets and the drywall. I forgot. Remember? Natural spring. What Eddie's talking about is they discovered there was a natural spring underneath the building. Oh, that's beautiful. It was. It was. And so they had, literally had, they broke out the back wall by where the...
bathroom was drove a um like a land mover they a land mover a backhoe dug a probably nine foot wide hole in the ground that went down like six seven feet and you literally saw a rushing like water under you know underneath the building That's wild. But before that had happened, the way they discovered it is the whole building got flooded. And so all the studios had to have all the carpet, all the drywall, because it was like a mold factory. So all the doors had to be open. We're trying to broadcast, and we have those heavy-duty construction, like dryer, blower things. Those aren't loud at all. Yeah, no, those make no noise. Radio's the best. Broadcasting. I'll never forget when I went into one of the studios with an engineer. He goes, let me show you something. He lifts up the false floor underneath where the broadcast console was, and water's just going right underneath the floor. That's crazy, dude. It was insane. It was nuts. It was nuts. But that's the long and short of it as to why Sean isn't here. Sean, those kinds of things, the moving, the people, the germs, the everything, is all an issue in Sean's life. Now, Sean will say that it's other stuff.
is the issue as to why he's not coming here. But essentially... There were many... Right. Essentially, what it comes down to for this guy is people, skin, contact, stuff. 570-1053 is our phone number. Our text number is 35253. P1 Robert. Robert, are you there? Oh, man, I totally wanted to talk to him, too, because he sold those colognes. Oh, dude. And I want to know about it. Call back, Robert. I want to talk to him. P1 Paparazzi. Hall of Famer. Uh-oh, Eddie. Eddie put his head back already. Hall of Famer P1 Paparazzi is on the line. Good morning. What's up, Paparazzi? I got two questions for Eddie in his Christmas shopping. Uh-oh. Eddie is... Oh, no. Look at him.
Eddie just mouthed to me, why? Why? And I understand that. I know where Eddie's coming from. Let me tell you. I know where Eddie's coming from. Eddie's coming from, well, you know, he knows that we're sort of rivals. He knows this. My arch enemy. You know, yeah. It's like the Joker and Batman. It's like, you know, listen. We're arch enemies, and so why would he have a question for me? I understand this. So I see where he's coming from. Why don't you tell me the question, paparazzi, and then maybe I can work it out with you. The questions I had was, number one, how does he shop for somebody like yourself who's a very spontaneous shopper, and when you say you want something, within a week you've got it. That's a good question. Yeah. And the other question I had was, how does he deal with the anticipation if he buys a gift six months in advance? Like, oh, I can't wait to see the reaction on their face. But he's got to wait six months to give it to us. Can you hold on a minute, paparazzi? Sure. Because we have another guy on hold right now that wants to talk about something completely different. His name is P1Bob. Bob, are you there? Yeah, I'm here. Hey, could you hear the radio when you were on hold? A little. Could you hear what paparazzi's question was? No, because give it to me again. Yeah, sure. He wanted to know how Eddie's able to buy for somebody like me that's a spontaneous buyer.
And all I was going to ask you to do is ask Eddie that question. I thought it might go over a little bit better. Coming from a different source. Bob, you got a question for Eddie. What is it? Well, no, it wasn't a question for Eddie. No, no, no, no. You're going to ask him the exact question that I just gave you. So go ahead. I think you lost me. All right. Well, we'll see you. No help here. Maybe I can answer that first question. There you go. Paparazzi's back on the line. But yeah, maybe Skye. Well, as far as buying for Mike, you know, we do a gift exchange. So Eddie doesn't have Mike this year. So that's not an issue. But around Mike's birthday, Eddie specifically tells Mike he is not allowed to purchase any spontaneous gifts for himself within the next couple weeks. That is true. And so that's how Eddie takes care of beeswax. That is true. And then what was the other question, paparazzi? The other one was, how do you deal with the anticipation of buying a guest six months in advance and having to wait six months to see the face and the reaction on the first date? Oh, what am I, 12? No, no, Eddie, Eddie. How do you deal with that? It's impossible. I don't know. Let him go. Sky, do you have an answer for paparazzi? I'm freaking out.
Well, it's basically the same thing as Eddie's answer, but it would be the fact that Eddie is 35 years old and he's figured it out. Yeah, yeah, there you go. Paparazzi, great questions. I appreciate it. Thank you very much. One good question. 570-1053 is the number. The text number is 35253. There's my son giving me the text number. 35253. There's only two. Let's see. 5701053 is the number. The text number is 35253. And at 730 this morning, we are going to be telling you P1s about something that we're going to be doing. And what we're going to be doing is free. That's all I can tell you. But it's big. It's a big thing. It's a very, very, very, very, very, very big thing. Please go to MikeyShow.com. Check it out. It's a brand new site.
Called and said, and as we've been getting emails and texts and phone calls about thank you, thank you, thank you for that site, we can now see video of stuff. Video of Ashley doing her eating competitions, which, by the way, she's doing one today. Ashley will be eating Cheetos today. In a competition with one of our listeners. And what else are we going to be doing today, ladies and gentlemen? Got a little something on the show today called Tough Love with Eddie. Let's see. What else are we doing? We got a little tone-deaf karaoke for third day tickets. It was our great best day, guys. Is that right? That's great. That's really good. Extraordinarily uncomfortable and awkward audio of Brad Pitt yesterday on the Okra Winfrey Show. I watched that. Did you see it? Uh-huh. Part of it. Dude, there was this real uncomfortable moment. Weird. Uncomfortable. Weird. Oh, yeah. So we'll do that.
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Sean. I do not lose. Boston Rob. Today, I'm not Boston Rob. I'm B-Rob the Majestical. Oh, I like it. Did you say you were B? I want to change it to B-Rob the Testical. And Ashley. What do you think, I am an idiot over here? Mikey Show's on. Rock 105.3. Carry on. It's a Mikey Show. It is 641. People Magazine has picked Hugh Jackman as this year's sexiest man alive. Hugh Jackman? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Chargers wide receiver Buster Davis is done for the year after being placed on the injured reserve list with a groin injury. Listen to this text message from P1 Stepford. OMG, gas is $1.95 by my house. OMG, that's crazy. Where do you live, P1 Stepford? Yeah. Where is this gas you speak of?
I saw it at $1.99. $1.99? Yeah. Are you out of your mind? Are you out of your mind? No. $1.99, are you out of your mind? You've never heard that, Rob? Uh-uh. Oh, never mind. I got it for $1.96 yesterday. Are you serious? Yeah. If you go to SanDiegoGasPrices.com, you can find out some of the low gas prices in town. Chula Vista, the gas co on 3rd Avenue, $1.89. Oh, my. El Cajon. Thank you, George Bush. Oh, wow. throwing economy into a tizzy. Thank you, President Bush. A lot of it is in the South County. El Cajon, the Ram 99 station on El Cajon Boulevard and Estuary, the $1.95. IB, the Arco on Palm Avenue and 12th, $1.96. What up? Yeah. It's crazy because in Del Mar, it's close to $2.50 still. Wow. Oh, sorry we don't all live in Dillon. And guess what? We can't all afford to live there, man. He does. Sorry, Alan's sick. San Diego gas prices. Sean gets it. Sean, you understand me the best out of anyone. San Diego gas prices. Don't switch. What?
They list the highest and the lowest prices. And, yeah, the Shell Station on Del Mar Heights Road, $2.79 a gallon. So, like, a dollar more. If you're the manager of that, call in. Hey, listen. You control the gas prices over there. Give me a call. Dude, but still, $2.79, that's like two bucks lower than it was this summer. But it's still a dollar more than what you can take down the road. I hope that place goes out of business. Easy. Whoa. They're robbing people. Come on. Gas has gone down. We all know it. Dropped the price a little bit, right? Yeah, they must know that they got a bunch of Richie Riches over there. Like Rob, that's where Rob lives over there. We're ripping over there. Thank you, Eddie. Too soon? Text message says, Mikey just read Sky's blog about not wearing her wedding ring anymore. When the Boo goes on tour with the Boo donkeys, does he wear his name? Just curious. That's P1 Boo donkey groupie. Great question. It's a great question. Sky, would you care to explain? Oh, it's back. It's back. Did I guilt you yesterday? Oh, no. Dang. He noticed and had some comments. I got away with it for about a week.
For some reason, one day I decided to take it off and clean it, and I didn't want to put it back on. Why? Oh, that's awful. With my curly, nappy hair, it gets stuck in there when I'm trying to wash my hair. You've worn it for like eight, nine years. I know. And then when I put my gardening gloves on, it always gets stuck in the fabric of my gardening gloves, and I don't care for that. There's this little piece of metal as I get into the chopper and it always catches on there. It's always catching. It always snags on my shawl. Yes. Snags on the whip. Yes. Always. Money gets lost in it. What? It's not resistant to gold. I just, I don't know. Money, money, money. So the boo noticed and said, hey, where's your wedding ring at? And I said, oh, it's upstairs in my nightstand. Dude, Eddie was giving you stuff yesterday about it. Eddie found out. I think he called me the worst wife in history. He said if his wife did that, he'd hate her. Oh, goodness. Yeah, I mean, it's a big deal to your spouse if you're not wearing your wedding ring. Because when we first got married, he hated wearing his ring and would always talk.
about how much he hated it. And I was like, well, it's important to me. Oh, so you're a hypocrite on top of it? Well, that was eight years ago. People change. It was eight years ago. So, but, you know, once he expressed that it was important to him, I put it back on and it will stay there for a while. Well, that's good. For a while. Tell me if it gets. We'll see. By the way, Sky's blog can be seen at MikeyShow.com. All of our blogs are there. Speaking of blogs, this text message says, Mikey, I read Eddie's blog about Beyonce's song and I couldn't agree more! You guys have to break down those lyrics. That's P1 Frodo. Absolutely. You know that new song that she came out with with the boy, I want to be a boy. You hate it, right? I'm a dude. It came on the radio yesterday when me and my wife were driving, and it made me, like, angry. Like, angry. Like, the lyrics are so annoying. And how, you know, if she were a guy, she would treat women better and this and that. And I'm like, really, Beyonce? Really? Be a guy for one day, and you'll see how great women are. Please. No offense, ladies. No. We got to break down those lyrics. We got to break down those lyrics. They are unbelievable. They are unbelievable. It's a great song.
It's awful. It's a horrible song. It's a great song. The worst song ever written. You got to see her perform it. Then you'd really be in. No. Yeah, Eddie, if you started seeing her fitch on stage when she starts to fitch like this. It's not called fitch. When she fritzes like this. I don't know. It's perlunking, it's called. That's right. It's perlunking. That sounds different. Mikey, my boyfriend used to hate that I would turn on your show in the morning. Talk shows put him to sleep. Now he's obsessed. Smiley face. Yes. Awesome. We now have a new Marine listening. I want winners. P1, no name. Pepper five. Mikey just checked out the new site, and it's great. Love Sky's personalized license plate. Sky loves ham. That's not my license plate. Yes, it is. No, it is not. And that's from P1. Was ham penning? Was ham penning? Oh. Mikey, new bit with Eddie where P1s call in and get gift ideas for relatives and friends. Oh, I love you. I'm not going to know you. I love it. I like it. We should do that. What would be hysterical is if somehow Eddie nails it. He's like, oh, they want the garden weasel. He will. I'm telling you, man. If he knows him for a day, he can nail the gift. You know what I mean?
He's a good listener. He figures out what people like, and, you know, he remembers. He always remembers what somebody says. Like, a year ago, he'll remember one sentence that somebody said about, you know, something, and he'll remember it. It's pretty cool. Amazing. My son is a movie fan. Oh. He's two years old. He's into movies. Just like his dad. That's right. Who directed Magnolia? P.T.A. Who directed Jaws? Spielberg? Who directed Apocalypse Now? Coppola. Coppola. That's crazy, dude. You can't keep him off that IMDb. You can't keep him off the IMDb. And so obviously he's just on there all the time looking at that stuff. You know what I mean? Can't keep away from it.
So a lot of you, when I say this, when I make this announcement, a lot of you that are listening right now, you're going to say, well, who is that guy? But some of you will know who that guy is. Paris Hilton and Benji Madden are over. Oh, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, she was screaming it from the rooftop. She was. She was just on Ellen saying how happy she was. I thought we played a clip of her on Ellen saying. Probably like a month ago. Yeah. And so what happened? She'd hit the seven-month curse, though, so I'm not surprised. Is there such a thing, the seven-month curse? What happened? Seven months and something just usually... This is a curse I've heard about, and it's actually happened to me a couple times. But, you know, when you hit that seven months, it's like you kind of get to the point where you either are going to kind of pursue and push forward with the relationship or problems start arising. You aren't really yourself anymore. The real you comes out. No more honeymoon phase.
She's laughing at Rob's reaction. Rob's taking every bit of strength he has right now. And why is that, Sky? Why is it that? Because he likes to disagree with everything I say. I honestly think that the two of them, the Rob and the Ashley here, when one of them is saying something, the other one is struggling to remain composed. I'm not struggling. I was at a zen state right there. I see. Yeah. All right. What's the problem, Rob? What is the problem? I don't have any problems. Okay. Fine. I think that... Sorry to interrupt, Ashley. Keep going. Ash thinks that it's a seven-month mark, and I think Rob's going, well, it was just seven for you. I mean, it's just seven for you, isn't it? It wasn't seven for me. It wasn't? No. How long was it? Nine. Okay. But at the seven-month mark, that's when problems arise. Problems started to arise. And for Benji and Paris, it was also nine months, so... Maybe it's the nine-month rule. It's the nine-month rule. This is something I've seen happen with a lot of couples. What happens? At around seven months, stuff starts to get a little fuzzy. Problems start arising. You start fighting because you're starting to be the real you. You start really kind of speaking your mind if something's really bugging you. You start really thinking, like, we're coming up on a year. Do I really want to be with this person? Are you going to get married? Are you going to stay together? All of those things kind of come up. So normally, like, when people break up, it's around seven months. It's a seven-month curse.
Think about it. What's up? It comes down. Think about it. You see? I like that advice. It's the way that the relationships work. It's the nature of relationships. I just want to throw this out there, maybe. No, no, no. No, no, no. What? Could she possibly be thinking the seven-year itch? No. That whole thing? No, because this was taught to me. Is she thinking about the seven-year itch? This was taught to me. Wait a minute. Who taught you this? Serio. Serio. I'm not kidding. Is that what he said to you? Is that what he said? He's like, hey, listen, it's just the seven-month thing. But you have to understand, like, he said that to me. It's been seven months. I want to sleep with other women. It's that whole seven-month curse. It's a seven-month thing. No, because we broke up after, like, three months. But he told me that. And we've been friends. Like, we've stayed friends. And we've literally seen it happen. And, like, I've seen it happen ever since. And that was, like, four years ago that he taught me about this. And I've seen it happen.
Multiple people. Think about it. You'll see now. Did she mean the seven-year itch? Well, I mean, that's the saying, but maybe we don't know. Is she thinking of the seven-year itch? No. Boner wouldn't do that. Boner. It is not possible. It's usually good stuff right. Thank you, Eddie. Paris Hilton about how life changed with Benji. Cut 22. When Nicole had the baby, I went over there and we hung out and got a crush on each other. And from there, we were together. And what is it about him that has changed you that you feel like he's different? Well, just my whole lifestyle. We don't really go out as much anymore unless it's for work. So I just feel like that's a huge shift for you. I mean, you used to be out all the time. And do you miss it or you just feel like this is why? I mean, like, it's why I don't go out because I have. someone at home i don't want to leave the home because i love being at home so do you feel that now you have someone i think when you're when you're single it's different because we want to go out through girlfriends and have fun but when you're in a relationship and you're in love there's no point in going out because you just want to be together ah yes that's it ah this is some good stuff right here that's what i'm saying i think this is sage advice in this song you're nobody till somebody loves
That's right. After seven months. That's right. We've got to work through that. Original title of the song. That's right. You know. Then you're good. Just want to let you know. We're about 35 minutes away from making a pretty big announcement. Oh, yeah. DUP1's about something that we're going to be giving to you for free. I like that word. For free. 7.30. We're going to do that. Just want to let you know, we are going to Vegas to see the UFC. Awesome! And starting on Monday at the Encinitas and La Mesa locations of... I was going to say... Beverages and more. I was going to say something else. Oh, no. Beverages and more. You can go in there and get yourself qualified to go on that trip. It's going to be pretty awesome. On the show today, back in just a few minutes, we will be doing... Something that maybe you've heard of. It's called Tough Love with Eddie. Also this morning, Ashley will be doing a eating competition with a female listener. Awesome! It will be videotaped and played on MikeyShow.com before the show is over. You'll see it. Also, we got Tone Deaf Karaoke this morning for third day tickets. I'm going to be emceeing that concert. And also...
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It's a Mikey show. 703. The California Supreme Court agreed yesterday to hear challenges to Prop 8. Well, Pac-Man Jones was reinstated by the NFL yesterday. He's going to miss two more games and then return on December 7th. Going to be playing this uncomfortable audio of Brad Pitt on Oprah here in just a second. What's this? Eddie, do you know the song? It's a classic rock song. I want to know what it is because I want to put it on my iPod. It's a classic rock song that they're playing in the Budweiser commercials right now during football, like when you're watching football. What's the commercial? Budweiser, and it's like... You know the commercial I'm talking about? Uh-uh. What are they doing in the commercial? It's like one of those, you know, down-home, middle America-type deals. But does that ring a bell to you, Sean? It kind of does. I can't get the rest of the tune in my head. Yeah, I know. But it sounds really familiar. I'm going to try Madomi. There you go. Try Madomi. Let's see. Madomi is this application that I have on my iPhone. And if you hum or sing something into it, it tells you what song you're thinking of. So I'm going to give it a shot. First I have to me, me, me, me, me, me. If it knows what that is. I know.
I will be blown away. I'll be amazed. You'll be thoroughly impressed. Oh, man, it comes up with weird stuff. I hate when I can't. It doesn't come up with Chemical Brothers, does it? Mm-mm. Chemical Brothers. Well, because I'm Googling it, and everybody's asking about Galvanized by the Chemical Brothers. Oh, no, that's dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun. It's probably it, man. It's probably it, man. I know that's it. Yeah. What are they saying it is? It's a three-dog night road to... Downward dog. I think it's road to Hana. Road to Shamalama Ding Dong. They're saying it's the road to what? Shamalama Ding Dong. Rob? Yo. Help me out. The road to what? Shamalama Ding Dong. Sha-na-na. Road to Sha-na-na-na. What? There's a law. Just search for Three Dog Night songs, Broseph. Good idea. Well, I did first, but it didn't work. I didn't like you. What you guys are listening to right now is that I have ADD, and unless I get it and hear it, I'm going to be upset. I'm trying to... Or maybe it's just Shambhala.
Three Dog Night? Oh, here it is. You found the road one? That's it. That's it. What is it called? It's Shambhala. Oh, yeah. That's what I said. They're playing this in a Bud commercial, and I cannot get it out of my head. And if you use Madomi when the actual song is on, it works great. But sometimes my humming is so bad, it doesn't work very good. Did I already give the time check? I'm playing these clips of Brad Pitt here in just a second. Here's some texts we're getting. Hey, Mikey, my wife doesn't wear her wedding ring like once, twice a week. It hurts my feelings. That's P1. Ouch. Mikey, I agree with Ashley. It happened to me before at the seven-month mark. I've seen it. That's P1 Cowgirl. Mikey, so that's why you have to get married at six months. That's P1. Oh, there you go. That'll fix everything. Absolutely.
Mikey, Ashley is right. My last three relationships ended at the seven-month mark. Yeah. That's pretty much Sammy. Oh, that was Sammy. Come on, Ashley. No, you guys. You guys. She's asleep right now. You guys, she doesn't wake up till noon every day. That is the truth. She's in my bed asleep right now. I'm sure that is the truth. Welcome back. All right. So, yeah, yesterday, I didn't see it. I just saw these clips. You didn't see his mustache? No, Brad Pitt has a mustache. Really? He had this look going. He looked like the guy in Titanic that was the bad guy. That was like, he was the newspaper, maybe writer or whatever, but he was totally evil. And he had that side part kind of swooped, combed over with that little mustache that just goes, it gets cut very short and just along the top. Thin. Yeah, very thin. Like Billy Zane?
It wasn't Billy Zane. It was the guy who snuck into the boat and they let him go. Sweet Leo's BF? No, he was a bad guy in Titanic. I think I know who she's talking about. It's the part to the side of the head combed over. Kind of greasy almost. The guy that she's talking about is super tall and very random. Are you talking about the guy in Titanic that was... That was always, he was like the henchman. He was like the henchman for Billy Zane. And so he was the one that would always be trying to shoo away. The old guy? Yeah, yeah, tall. He didn't have a mustache. I didn't think so either, but I think that's who she's talking about. You know, sometimes Ashley kind of mixes them up, but she sees something in there. No, I know. Oh, I know who you're talking about. You're talking about that guy. He's like on some soap opera, and he had like a small part in Titanic. No, this was a guy that had like a... Forget it. It's neither here nor there. It's neither here nor there. Arguing it. Now, here's the deal. He's on there. And they do a question and answer deal where people are allowed to get up in the audience and ask questions. Now, I've heard this clip. I've had the benefit of hearing this clip before you guys hear it. So I've heard it. I didn't see it. I heard it.
And I have thoughts. Cut five. My question is, how many tattoos do you have? I'm very interested in knowing the meaning, especially the Iceman and the new one that you have under the Daniel Pearl quote. And a forever fan. Okay. Oh, man. And will you show them to us? Okay. All right. No, I won't, but it's... Ah, come on. Let me say, if you have a partner, it's great fun. It's a great thing to go do together. And it becomes personal and special in its own right. And I'd rather just kind of leave it at that. Even the Iceman? Yeah, even that. What are you talking about? He has a tattoo of an Iceman. Okay, thank you. What the heck?
And then he has the Daniel Pearl quote. You can tell him that one. And then he has a new one. Okay, tell us, Christina. If you show your arms, you're going to get in trouble. Christina, how do you know this? Yeah. Well, I've been a fan for about 17 years. And so what are you talking about with the Iceman? What are you talking about? I just want to know what was the idea behind it or what was interesting about it. I know you've got one on your tummy. Don't make me go there. I'm selling you out. I'm sorry. If you don't want to, that's fine. But it's a pleasure talking to you. I'm a huge admirer of yours. Thank you. And thank you for the question. And I'm sorry I can't help you out any more than that. So my take on it is. is that he doesn't know who's nuts and who isn't nuts. You know what I mean? And just the fact that she knows all this stuff means she's like, you know, Uber fan. And so I think that, you know, like the girl that was the big Paula Abdul fan that just killed herself out in front of Paula Abdul's house. You know, you don't know if you got that or if you got somebody that's just an Uber fan. You don't know. And so, and I'm sure somebody like Brad Pitt, he probably has experience with like crazy fans. Like he's got really cool fans, but he's also got the kind of cookier ones.
Like Sky was just saying that today in the news, there's some chick, some famous person that just got some kind of deal with a restraining. Jen Gardner. Yeah, Jen Gardner. Just got a court order against a guy who's stalking her, right? And so I'm sure if you're a Brad Pitt of the world, you don't know who's like crazy, who's normal. And when they're saying stuff that's like, even he was like, how do you know? You know, like he's wondering. Right. How they know. That's creepy, man. It probably scared him, man. It sounded like he was creeped out. See, I don't follow that philosophy at all because if you are ever on TMZ.com, PerezHilton.com. You're going to see these tattoos. You're going to see when a celebrity gets a new tattoo. And, you know, I know Brad has like these lines drawn on his back because one day Angelina took a pen when they were laying in bed. And like, you know, so I don't think that makes me like a creepy stalker. Like Brad has to realize if he has a tattoo on his arm and he's photographed all the time, it doesn't make somebody creepy to notice something in a photograph. Here's my point. Here's my point. All I'm saying is he doesn't know.
Well, then he wouldn't answer any question. Well, don't, Sky, you don't think that this one's a little deeper? No, Mike, if somebody came up to you and was like, yeah, what's the meaning of that Aztec calendar you have tattooed on your leg? Well, I wear shorts all the time, and you see that one. Yeah, Brad Pitt wears short-sleeved shirts all the time. You see the Iceman on his arm. Really? Like, how is that different? Oh, okay. This isn't like a tattoo on his privates, on his swimsuit area. Whoa! You know what I mean? You got a family show. I thought that she was talking about stuff that sounded kind of like. No, the Iceman tattoo is right here. Okay. She's pointing to her forearm. She's pointing to her forearm. When he says Iceman, like the cartoon guy? Or does it just say the word Iceman? Chuck Liddell. Chuck Liddell's face. I don't know. I still kind of feel like, you know. these tattoos that she's bringing up, because she's bringing up various tattoos and it's very clear that she's like a very knowledgeable fan. I thought that we were all kind of listening to it going, wow, she sure does seem like a deeper fan. Not the average Joe, you know, not the average fan. For sure. And my thought during the clip was...
Okay, you're not recognizing how uncomfortable the situation is and how he doesn't want to talk. Yeah, I get that. You keep asking. So that means that she's a little off her rocker. Yeah, I think that's it. But Oprah's prompting her. Totally. What is she supposed to do at that point? Well, that doesn't make her off her rocker. If she asks the question once, Brad says no, and Oprah keeps digging and keeps going, hey, lady, tell us more. Tell us more. That lady kept, she was, you know, doing weird stuff. I don't see that at all. Like when she said, don't make me go to the one on your belly. Like what? That's not creepy. You don't recognize that. I don't know if she's talking about the lines that we were talking about that go around the side of his belly to his back. Those are the ones that Angelina drew. Oh, I thought you said it was on his back. Well, it's kind of on his back and like his side belly, his side fat, you know? So I don't know if that's right on his side six pack. I don't know. I don't see anything wrong with it. I see Brad being really weird and awkward about it. True. That's all I see. Totally. And I think that that comes from, I don't know if you're.
She may be totally like, you know, no big deal, like totally cool fan, you know, whatever. But if you don't know. Yeah, but if you're going to agree to take questions from a crowd. Yeah, no, I agree with that. You probably shouldn't have agreed to that in the first place if you're that concerned about it. Yeah, maybe he thought like he was just going to get, you know, softballs. And not that this is like a tough question. You don't want to talk about it. Yeah, it wasn't a tough question. She wasn't asking. She was just asking maybe some scary questions for him. Personal questions. That he was like, ooh, wow, you know some stuff. Maybe he recognized her. Yeah. Could be. That could be. It sounded like he was kind of. scared yeah it sounded like they both like knew something that they both knew like was kind of sensational and like she was trying to pull it out of him and he was kind of trying to make it clear like he didn't want to say it and i felt like she kept trying to like like you know what i'm trying to get at like explain it yeah see i don't think most of us know all that stuff she was saying yeah maybe i mean maybe sky does because sky really likes the you know she reads the
the stuff. She reads all that stuff. Yeah, I read the People Magazine and the TMZ.com. She goes on Perez. She sees pictures. Listen, now, I'm the opposite end where I'm not going on any of it, so I don't see it. But I just wondered, does the average person know about the Iceman? I have no idea. Does the average person know about the belly tattoo? Does the average person know about all these different things that she knew about? And she knew about some stuff, man. I don't know. 35253 is our text. Our phone number, 570-1053. About 12 minutes from now, 730, we're going to be telling you what we're going to be doing for P1s for free, all the way. We come back, be doing something called tough love with it. If your credit card debt has gotten out of control, here's one powerful secret the credit card companies don't want you to know. You have the right to settle your credit card debt for a fraction of what you owe.
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It's a Mikey show. It's 725. And Pam Anderson's latest blog on our website. She creates a reading list for Barack Obama as well as policy suggestions. Yankees pitcher Mike Lucino is going to retire after an 18-year career. See you later. Now, I'm not sure how we should do this because we are five minutes away from making the announcement. So, Eddie, how should we do this? How should we do this? Because we're five minutes away. I'm fast. Okay. Oh, man. It's a good way to start this. Not smart going into tough love to do that. It's really good. Now you're in the zone. Eddie, you ready? Are you in the zone? No, I'm ready. You ready to do this? Let me tell you how tough love works.
The way that it works is you write in and you ask Eddie questions. Eddie shoots from the hip. He's not going to, you know, just kind of give you what you want to hear. He's going to tell you kind of what you need to hear. No sugarcoating. So if you go to MikeyShow.com, you'll see where to write Eddie. Our first letter reads, Dear Eddie, I heard you guys talking about the Mortal Kombat versus DC game the other day and how you think no one can beat Superman. You are sadly mistaken. Superman can be defeated. Let me explain. Oh, please do. First of all, in the game, there are two events that I won't go into that bring the two realms to merge. As the worlds merge, the characters' powers fluctuate. Superman will have some vulnerabilities because of merge. Otherwise, the game would be sorely unbalanced.
I hope this helps you with your confusion about the gameplay. MK versus DC is a dream about to come true. I hope you enjoy it. It's P1 Sub-Zero. Dear the Dork Knight. Genius. That is rad. Greetings. Listen, sweetie, you are way too into this. I'm guessing you are furiously updating the Wikipedia site about this very topic right now. Making changes and adjustments. Oh, wow. I mean, how you found time to write me and save the universe should be applauded. It really... Oh, wow. I'm deeply sorry that my foolishness has caused you so much disturbance in the force. But take a breath. Sit down with your dungeon master and really talk it out.
After that is all worked out, try this on for size. How about talking to a female? Listen, guys, I know they don't get it. They will never understand the difference between Jean Grey and the Dark Phoenix. Really, guy, you need to do this. Trust me. I mean, somehow women make us geeks more human. Right now, you are a geek man from the planet Never Touch a Boob. That is true. That is true. That is true. So put down the controller, go on FaceSpace or whatever, and try finding a girl. You're welcome. It is tough life. That was splendid. There was some advice in there. There actually was. I think it's like the first time ever. There actually was advice in there. First time ever. Our next letter reads.
Dear Eddie, my husband and I lived in San Diego up until about a year ago until he made it big on a couple of investments. Now we live in Bel Air and I listen to you guys online. Love you, Sky and Ashley. You're my girls. Anyway, since the economy took a nosedive, we've had to fire our personal chef and I have to cook. Oh, no. And, well, I'm not the greatest cook. In fact, I hate cooking. And now all my husband does is make fun of my cooking. In fact, he was on the phone with one of his investment partners last night and called me, quote, Chef Boyar, Chef Boy Barfi. Oh, man, he stole my line. He's such a jerk. Eddie, how can I make him hire a personal chef back and quit making fun of me? Sincerely.
You for real. You and Brenda from Del Air. Seriously? Eddie? Well, since you stole mine, how about dear Beverly Hills slop? That works, too. Oh, wow. You know, since Ashley and Skye are your girls, maybe you could prepare some meals like they would, you know? Don't lash out at us. Get your chef back. I mean, for Skye, of course, you can prepare. A munchies platter, you know. Vanilla ice cream with gummy bears and tofu. A side of hemp and armpit hair. Of course, ham. That's putting it on back. There it is. How about something Ashley would make? Sorry, Ashley. You did nothing wrong. Salmon from a can on lettuce. That's disgusting. With pizza and popcorn and cookies. Yeah, yeah. And cinnamon twists and hot wings and breadsticks. Of course, Pineapple Harper. More, more, more. Of course, that's just the appetizer. Here's the deal, though. I'm actually impressed by a woman that can admit her shortcomings. Sure, you can prepare a decent meal to save your life, but the real question is, can you read the news? I think we were all thinking that.
Look, the only real way for you to get that stupid chef back is to risk being, you know, breaking a nail and getting a damn job. Yeah. Woman. Join the club, okay? Talking about personal chefs. Get out of here. Get in the economy the way it is. I know. Okay. For last letter reads, Eddie. As much as you talk about the website, you would think it would be easier to find a structure to be able to email you, but I just found it after about 15 minutes of searching. Anyhow, I have never written a DJ before, but I feel compelled to now. I teach fifth grade in La Jolla and only get to listen for about 15 minutes on my way in. Today I heard you tell Sky that she was childish because she watches the new 90210.
I think your direct quote was, what are you, 12? Well, I just turned 56 years old and I watch Beverly Hills 90210 reruns too. What does that make me, 12? If I watched old episodes of I Love Lucy, would that make me old? What someone watches is not determined by a birth certificate. And furthermore, don't you think that is just a tad bit insulting? That's P1 Bev in La Jolla. What? Eddie? Montana. First off, so sorry it took you 15 minutes to figure out the mouse.
By the way, the word you're looking for is link, not structure. You didn't know what it was. I've been doing this a long time, and structure now ranks up there with the best of the worst. Enough about that, though. Can you read the news? Okay. It's a joke. I'm making a ha-ha. Secondly, now, I'm not a DJ. Okay, Samantha Ronson and Chemical Ali are DJs. I am a broadcaster. Okay. Now, to answer your question, the fact that you watch 90210 does not make you 12, and watching I Love Lucy does not make you old. Being 56 makes you old. 50's a new 40. Holy cow. And, of course, the fact that you said you're watching reruns of 90210, which isn't even what we were talking about. We were talking about the new 90210 on the CW. But the reruns are great on SoapNet. Of course, you realize you're still trying to figure out how to work a website so that the CW is probably way too advanced for you. Probably true. Maybe ask one of your grandkids to show you which channel it's on.
Actually, first get cable, then have your grandkid. You know what? Forget it. Don't even bother. Okay, one more thing. No one says furthermore or tad bit anymore, okay? You sound like Laura Ingalls' mom. Let's out of here with that. Sky, Sky, can you hear it? It's coming up. Arrow Drive. It's the sound of healing. You're welcome, San Diego. You are listening to The Mikey Show. Indeed you are. It's back. The sign and drive. Uh-oh, I mean sign then drive sales event at Drew Volkswagen in La Mesa. Lease any new Volkswagen with zero down. You heard right. This is a true zero down event. Drive away in an 09 Rabbit with premium German engineering.
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Welcome back to the Mikey Show. It is 740. Lots of people showed up yesterday at a city council meeting to protest the closure of a bunch of San Diego's libraries and rec centers. Cardinals running back Edger and James asked the team to release him. The team declined. Does he want to be released, Eddie, because he's saying, hey, I'm good. You're not playing me. Yes, he thinks that he's still 1,000 yards back. And that he deserves playing time and he's not getting it in Arizona. And it's the way it is. I want to know what you think. You know, Edge clearly lost quite a few steps. He's not the back he was in Indianapolis. Could he help a team? Probably. You know, I'm not really sure why he's not getting any carries right now, which I think is kind of strange. It seems like he's in kind of a doghouse or something. But, you know, I'm sure he could still help somebody. Yeah. Welcome back. Okay. Now, I told you, 7.30, we're going to do this. I'm a little bit late on this, but I just want you to know that this is a big announcement. Yes. This is a big announcement. First of all, next week is Thanksgiving, and we are going to be on vacation next week. Okay. Now, we know that our listeners freak out. Oh, yeah. They go on vacation, they freak out. They love us. So.
You're talking about it. There's also an overwhelming thing that we have got from listeners for a while that they've wanted me to do and I have not done. And the reason is because of the value and what they're asking for until now. It's still valuable, but I want to do something special for listeners. You're like Santa Claus. It's like Santa Claus. Tomorrow morning at 7.30, approximately 24 hours from now, tomorrow morning at 7.30 at MikeyShow.com, I'm going to make available every Boston Rob song ever recorded online for download. Oh, my gosh. There's a catch. Are you kidding? There's a catch. What?
I'm only going to put them up for 12 hours and then they're coming down. Wow. But dude, in that time, I can get every song Robert ever made. I can make my own CDs. Dude, that is huge. That is unbelievable. Awesome. Thank you, Ashley. You're like Robin Hood. Yes. Awesome. I'm wearing tights. Oh, that's why. That's why. I'm just telling you that we're going to put them up for 12 hours, but then they're coming down. Forever. My son gets it. Yeah. The songs will go up for 12 hours tomorrow morning starting at 730. Oh, my. And then they come down. 7.30 tomorrow night, the songs come down. But for a period of 12 hours, tomorrow morning starting at 7.30, we will have the MP3 downloads available for you in their pristine condition. See, now, that's the thing. You could have recorded the show and you could take them that way. These are the perfect songs. I'm going to be doing this all day tomorrow.
He wants to have been asking for this for a long time. The truth is, is that I don't even have them in this form. I don't. I mean, I could. I mean, if it's the Mikey show. So if I wanted to, I could grab these files, but I don't have them in a place where we can get them all. And we're going to make them all available for you, man. I'm talking. Let me read some of these titles and it'll all start coming back to you. Yeah. We're talking about I'm too skinny. I remember that one. Wow. The Aunt Jemima song. Oh, yes. Yeah. I fell in love. Hands free. In the bank. What about Dirty Back? Yep. Dirty Back. The Barack song. Oh, man. The Brady song. Oh. Lost All My Game. That's my favorite one of all time. The Mother's Day song. The Chargers song. The Cheers song a million times. Which one? Which one? The Palin song. Oh, man. The Serengeti song. What? Serengeti? The Serengeti song? Do you remember this? No. Take a listen. I just smoked a cigarette to get my singing voice ready. Some stars hate them. Some stars create them. Some can't cause they're gay. So gay.
If those stars have proper credit, they artificially inseminate. Whoa. There it is. Okay. Dude, there's a ton of these. I don't remember that at all. I don't either. The churro song. Do you remember the churro song? That's a classic. Who stole my churro? Yes. Why he wrote this, we still don't know. I have no idea. Why did he write a love song about syrup? Yeah. We don't know. Good point. Ciao. a kin snack without a doubt. That's it. Very passionate. Who could forget Rob's taco shop song? Yes, dude. That's my favorite. Oh, jeez. Sexy time right here. Yeah, delicious. Taco shop. I'll let you get what you want. So hard. I know, he's such a tough guy. Dirt bag. Put that one up.
I'm bringing Dirty back. We're going to put that one up. Dude, there's so many. Rob is working on a song right now that hasn't even been heard yet. Hasn't even been dropped? Hasn't even been dropped. Wow. That one will be available for download tomorrow. Shoot. He's got his original Thanksgiving song of 06, his original Thanksgiving song of 07, and his original Thanksgiving song of 08, which will be out tomorrow. Holy cow. Rob's farting song. Yes. Wow. Oh, yeah. This is fantastic. Brought a tear to your eyes, guy? It's gorgeous. I was walking around, passing gas, silent blast, and one was loud. Strangers turning heads, barking spiders fled. Now I am red when I should be proud. Because I made you from Chinese food. That will be available for download tomorrow. That's the first one I'm going to download. Every single song that he's done will be available for 12 hours to download tomorrow. That's crazy, man. Gopher in the Wind. Where Hammond. Great one. That's right. That's Sky singing that song. That's not Rob. Sky singing. Yeah, why would that be up there for Boston? You can't have that one. Ham, cause a ham is my favorite food. What the heck? We'll throw it in there. Let's see. Even...
Boston Rob's duet that he did with Ashley. Oh, good. Romance. What about the duet that he did with Ashley? That's Rob on guitar. That's it. That's really good. The dumbass wanna crack a joke, but a pretty voice. Can someone get ever seen a human so sweaty? If it keeps up like this, we better than I today. Ladies and gentlemen, tomorrow morning at 7.30, we're going to put all those B-Rab songs up. Dude, it's just, we've been hearing this forever, man. Forever. What's 12 hours after 7? I don't know. It's like 1 o'clock.
I believe it'd be 7.30. 7.30. 7.30. 10.30, 11.30. It's really not that hard. 12.30. So, 7.30. Yes. Yeah. Okay. So, I have 12 hours. Yes. Got it. It would be 12. Yeah. It's insane. It's 13 minus 1. I got it now. Okay. I'm going to write that down. Yep. I don't want to have to do that again. It's a 1 with a 2 after it. Okay. Oh, gosh. You just change the amp to PM. How does that work? There it is, folks. Tomorrow, 12 hours, you can download every B-Rob song that we've ever done. It's only going to last for 12 hours. Talk about it. We're hoping he'll slip into something more comfortable. Like a coma. It's Mikey. On a Rock 105.3. Okay, P1s, two things I need to tell you about Vons and their club card. I'm a huge Vons shopper. I go there all the time. It's right around the corner from my house. But I love it because I get such great deals with the Vons club card. I save on average, I'd say, 15% to 20% off my groceries when I use my Vons club card. But what also is awesome about being a Vons club card member is the gas reward.
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After screaming their love for each other from the rooftops, Paris Hilton and Benji Madden have broken up. It can't be true. Oh, no. I'm sorry, Mike. It can't be true. Get your fantasy football lineups in. Thursday night football tonight. Steelers against the Bengals. Oh, there it is. He is a friend of ours. I had no idea that not only was he a comic, but a good comic. Uh-huh. Mal Hall, anybody? Oh. Oh. Ladies and gentlemen, ever heard of him? Good morning. He's here with us now, yeah. And I had no idea, man. Mal actually does stand-up comedy right here in San Diego, downtown. And I found out that he was going to be doing a show, and I was like, dude, we've got to get him back on. I really liked the last time you were on.
He comes from great genes. His uncle Arsenio is really funny as well. Is that true? Is that actually true, Mal? Was Arsenio your uncle? Is that the truth? Not that I know of. All right. Oh, gosh. Now I'm embarrassed. Oh, man. I could have swore. Wow. Forget it. Here is the deal. Oh, my God. Mal Hall, The Bitter End, 775th Street, and it is tonight. Ooh. Wow. Tonight it is. It's going to be awesome. Mal, how long have you been doing this? It'll be two years in December. Are you talking about the show or me doing stand-up? Yeah, you answered right. You've been doing this two years. Yeah. Yeah, that's cool, man. That's cool. And you're a young dude, so you got time to be able to work at this and get into Hollywood. Yeah, I'm looking at stand-up like college right now. I'm a sophomore. There you go. Going into junior year. That's nice, man. So if I'm on the eight-year plan like everyone is in college anyway. Yeah, you got time. So what is the lineup tonight? It's going to be you. You're going to be there. And who else? Jason Lawhead. He's a San Diego favorite. He's from Ohio. He's from Cleveland. He's very funny. Cool. Sarah Colonna, you've seen her on Last Comic Standing. And last night, she was on Chelsea Lately. She's on that show all the time. Oh, I love that show. Yeah, she's great. Is that that blonde girl? Yeah. She's funny, man. Oh, she's great. She's funny.
And Chris Frangiola, who's a writer on Family Guy. Right on. And he's also on Chelsea lately all the time. He's really funny. Can you ask him, when you see him tonight, if he listens to our show, steals stuff, and then writes it for Family Guy? Yeah. Because we're really trying to get to the bottom of it. Does he live here or something? No, no. He's from L.A., I think. I'm not sure where he's from originally, but he lives in L.A. Just mention it. If you happen to... There are so many... Cut it out. There's a lot of Mikey Show references on The Family Guy. Don't cut it out. Don't cut it out. We love it. Do it. Do it. Do it. And do it more. Yeah, do it more. Rob just wants to get a check if you do. True salutations, bro. Are you stealing from Mikey Morning Show? No, no. Keep doing it. Admissions, five bucks tonight, by the way. That's it. That's cheap. Don't change. It's so awesome. It's going to be at the bitter end tonight. 775th Avenue tonight. And Mal does this himself, man. He produces these things and puts these deals on and is up there on stage, which I think is really cool, man. I'm trying to bring stand-up comedy to downtown San Diego for everybody. That's cool, man. Last time you were in here, we were asking you. You were single, you said? Yes. Do you have a girlfriend? Is there a rumor out there that you're... What's the deal? I'm still single. Is anyone else on the show single?
Ashley is. Ashley, Seth. You know why. Seth is a lost cause. So true. He just looked at his car radio in his car and made this sound like, why? What did I do? I'm not even there. No, it sucks being single because all you see is couples, right? It's true. It's all you see is couples. I hate seeing couples because that's what I want. Holding hands, kissing, arguing. It all looks fun. It's true. I especially want to change my MySpace and Facebook profile to in-relationship. That's important. That's when it's official, right? Everyone knows about it. For right now, I'm just playing hopscotch between single and swinger. You guys see that? Who doesn't, Mal? I'm a swinger today. Who doesn't? Will it say that on your Facebook? Mal is now listing himself as swinger. Status swinger. Status swinger. Any couples want a third wheel. And it's your mood. Swinger. Your mood is even swinger. Absolutely.
My age on MySpace, 69. I'm a badass. I think you get it. I think it paints a picture. And this is what I think is really cool, too. If you're out of a relationship, it even tells you that on the MySpace. And the Facebook. It says now Mal is officially listed as desperate. Broken hearted. Pathetic. In the fetal position. Lost cause. So he is still single ladies. Ladies only. If you're looking for Mal. It's really cool. Mal does the like prop comedy like Carrot Top. Oh, really? Is that right? Well, Eddie, I've never heard that he does the prime. What in the house? I have never heard that he does it. I'm not related to random black people, the last name hall. I don't smash pumpkins on stage. You don't give the slickers out in the front so the audience doesn't get old? No. I'm so embarrassed. That's an R. Kelly concert. That's right.
You got me too confused. Mal, talk to me about, because Ashley told me that she thinks that you're vegetarian, and I don't know if that's true. Are you a vegetarian? Yes, it's true. It sucks being lumped into that annoying group of people, though, right? Vegetarians are annoying. They all look sick. That's true. Vegetarians look sick. Yeah. You guys have seen them at Trader Joe's. Oh, yeah. Just hanging on the carts. For sure. Dying. Of health. They're so... Dying of health. They're too healthy. They're too healthy. It sucks being vegetarian, though, because people are a-holes to vegetarians for no reason. Thanksgiving's coming up. All of my friends, every year, day after Thanksgiving, come running up to me. Mal, what did you have for Thanksgiving dinner? What do you do? What did you eat? That's a messed up question. That's pretty rude. You can't have turkey. It's true. So I answer them. Listen, dude, I had the same thing last night that I have the rest of the year. Leaves. Leaves. Alfalfa.
Yeah. Giblets. Delicious. Are you vegan? No. Do you take it like super serious? No. You're not vegan. No. Vegans are all the way. Everyone hates vegans. They're annoying. Eddie hates them. I do. You can always spot vegans. If you go to Trader Joe's, you can spot vegans because they're reading ingredients for no reason. I had to walk up to this guy the other day. I was like, dude, that's a pear. What are you doing? What are you doing? That's safe. Go ahead and eat that. You can have that. That's awesome. I thought a vegan was Spock. Isn't Spock a vegan? You're close. I thought that was the deal. Incorrect. Are you from here, Mel? Yes. You are from San Diego? Pretty much born and raised. I was born in Alabama. That's right, because we found out that Zeth in high school broke your arm, and you didn't even know who it was. You were in a pile of people. It turned out it was Zeth. Yeah, and he lied to me at first. It was my friend, bro. It was the other guy on the team, the other white guy on the team. And it turned out it was him. Do you love San Diego? San Diego's great.
San Diego's great. The only bad thing is traffic every once in a while. It's kind of crazy. You see a lot of crazy stuff driving around. I saw the craziest thing I've ever seen in my life yesterday on the 8 freeway. What? Two Priuses racing. What? Just Obama stickers. 55 mile an hour blur. It was awesome. Maybe the most inappropriate thing ever in the history of Manhattan. But the most eco-friendly race I've ever seen in my life. It was gorgeous. Trees were getting stronger. Grass was getting taller and greener. The emissions were so low, I actually saw a bald eagle fly by. Wow. In La Mesa. It was weird. It was weird. I've been telling you guys. Native American guy had a tear. Oh, yeah. It was really awesome. I pulled over and said the Pledge of Allegiance. It was awesome. It was so patriotic, I felt American. That's awesome. You guys ever drive through Santee? Try not to. I drive through it. I don't stop. I'm black. I know the rules.
It's not called Clanty for no reason. I just keep driving. Plus, I have this light-skinned black-eyed thing going. They might mistake me for Obama like, there he is. Get him. I don't want any trouble. People just walk up to you and say congratulations. They're hugging me and high-fiving. We did it. We did it. High-five. What are you talking about? That is racist. I know what you're trying to say, but that is racist. Drive through Santee. You'll see some crazy stuff. I was driving through. Didn't stop. I saw the guy driving the truck with the balls hanging on the back. What the hell is that about? I just saw those for the first time like about six months ago. I'd never seen them. First of all, we get it. They're so upsetting. It's like, hey, bro. Bro, we get it. Your truck is eight feet tall. You're 5'3". It's a masculine truck. You're short. Put on some white socks. Bend that bill a little bit. What are you doing?
I don't get what that guy's trying to tell us. Sky, what is Maul wearing? Is that like a thermal or what is that? What is that going on? Is he like, are you into BMX? What is that? This is a Nike, dry fit. Tiger Woods issued shirt. Oh, wow. I'm serious. At first I was like, is this like a new fashion statement that he's making? Like is the BMX jerseys or what is that? This is just, you know, regular pajama type. We work a morning, right? No one's going to see me. Trying to describe it. Are you into fashion? Yes. Yeah. I think it's good to care about what you wear. You know what I mean? Like some people don't care what they wear and what they look like. Yeah. A couple of a-holes. This guy does not. You don't care? There's pajamas. Look at her. Hey, I wore a dress. It may kind of be a pajama type dress. She's actually wearing a dress. I have a nice dress. Eddie, you're really off your off day today. I'm off my game. You're off your game, buddy. So embarrassed.
Oh, shit. What do you do? You're into this? I'm into it, but I see a lot of people that aren't into it. They just don't care or don't know. A couple of a-holes walking around. You ever see the guy walking around wearing the wristwatch on the inside of his wrist? Yes. What the hell? That's a cool way to wear it. No, it's not. Whenever I ask someone for the time and they go look at the inside of the wrist, I just go, you know what? A-hole. I don't need the time anymore. You're annoying. Take that fanny pack off. Get out of here. I know what you're talking about. The other guy I hate that everyone sees, you guys probably hate him too. It's the dude that wears skinny jeans. Yes. Eddie was just talking about skinny jeans. Skinny jeans are for girls only. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, guys? Yeah. I see that guy. I'm like, hey, bro, I don't need to see the vein. Yeah. Put that division sign away. Yes. Yes. I just got it. Thank you. Wow. Thank you. Wow. I Bambi's mom that guy. I want to shoot him. Bambi's mom that guy. That paints a picture.
Mal is our friend. He actually works with us. So funny. And he's a comedian. Love it. A comedian that, by the way, I'm convinced is going to be famous. Like, I am completely convinced you're going to be famous. Thank you very much. I really am. And we got, I mean, that's why I want you in here every chance that we can get it. He's doing a comedy show tonight downtown. And you can go see it. It's at the Bitter End, 770 Fifth Avenue. And it's only five bucks to go to this thing. I changed the name to five dollar comedy show to try to get people because usually like when you start off in comedy, the only people you can get to come out to your shows are your friends. And that sucks because you never you can't get a good gauge on how you're doing if your friends are there. They're going to laugh if you're not funny, which is backhanded. It's so weird. It's so weird, though, because you have a headliner. But every time we have you in here, I'm like, how do they go from Mal? Where they're probably laughing, you know, like hysteric. And then they got to go to like, it sucks for the next guy. You know what I'm saying? Like the next guy's got to get up there and go after Mal. Well, I booked the show. I try to book people, everyone. I try to book everyone who's just as funny as me, if not funnier. I'd rather have funnier people on the show. Yeah. Because then the show just keeps getting better and better. And then I don't look like an a-hole that's trying to make myself shine. Yeah. Well, he's on tonight. Go see him. It's at the bitter end. And it's called.
$5 comedy show because it's $5. $5 comedy show. $5. You get a subway sandwich or come laugh. What sounds better? So for Thanksgiving, we know that you eat leaves. Right. And what else have we learned? Eucalyptus leaves. Yes, eucalyptus leaves. We've learned that you are still single. Yes. Ladies, hit me at mailhall.com. That's right. We've learned that you... Send a photo. Yes. We've learned that you cannot stop driving through Santee. Yeah. Don't do it, black people. They do not. He is Barack Obama. He's Barack Obama. Obviously. Let's see. Since you are... Since you are only... Part black, you say. Right. Will you be participating in Black Friday? Oh, I'll be there. That's the day after Thanksgiving. Yeah, who's not going to be there? Yeah, yeah, yeah. White people cannot participate in Black Friday. It's Black Friday, it's not White Friday. I did some research and figured out why they call it Black Friday. Why? It's because the prices are cheap enough for black people to shop. Oh. Come on. You get this research. Listen, everything's a steal. It's awesome. Okay. A steal. You get it. You got it.
Picking up on what you're putting down there. That's what you're saying. That's a punny joke. That is. It's really punny. It's really punny. Ladies and gentlemen, tonight, $5 comedy show at the Bitter End downtown. And Mal goes first, right, Mal? Yes. Awesome. Get there early, you guys. That's right. Mal, thank you for coming in here. Thank you guys for having me. This is a blast every single time I get to come in. I love having you in here, man. It's fun. All right, ladies and gentlemen, text us. 35253 is our text number. Our phone number is 5701053. We made the announcement just a little bit ago. Tomorrow morning at 7.30, every single B-Rob song ever done is going on for download for 12 hours and 12 hours only, and it's free. We are not charging you free downloads of all B-Rob songs. It's free for 12 hours only, and then we're taking it down. That's what we're trying to tell you.
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And Ashley. Due to my carelessness, I'm extremely prone to self-inflicting injury. The Mikey Show's on. Rock 105.3. That's what I'm talking about. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Welcome back. Eddie's getting it. Dropping it. Folks, you know how I always say I wish we had a camera right now? Because I love Eddie's dancers. Well, guess what? We do have a camera, and you're going to see this. Oh, wow. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. That is something else. That will be available on MikeyShow.com. For an out of fee of $1.99 per minute. That's right. That's right. Worth it. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back. It is 829. This kind of stuff makes me so angry. The big three auto company CEOs took a private jet to Washington to ask for $25 billion of taxpayer money.
The Chargers announced yesterday that Norv Turner is going to return for the 09 season, and the team is committed to it. Oh, there you go. Norv. Sky, this is not going to be a shock to anybody because we do this all the time. But I agree with you on that car maker thing. Do we not agree? We agree on everything. That's pretty gnarly, man. Dude, and it was so funny because the lawmakers were like so upset. They were talking so much crap. You know, they were saying, oh, the irony and them taking, you know, luxury jets to a D.C. And then they come off with their little tin cups, you know, asking for change. They say it's like the equivalent of showing up in a soup kitchen in a tuxedo and top hat. Dude. And then one of the lawmakers actually said to the CEOs while they were sitting there, raise your hand if you flew here commercial. Oh, wow. And no one raised your hand. I love it. And then later went on to say, okay, I'm going to ask you to raise your hand if you're...
Planning to sell your jet and fly back home commercial. No one raised their hands. Yes. Awesome. Dude, I mean. Please. It was probably not the best decision to fly there on the private jet. And we should bail you out? Taxpayer money? Please. Now, the only reason that I would be down with a bailout with these jokers. Yeah. is if it's going to affect all of us if we don't. Like, is it going to affect us all if we don't? Well, lots of people will lose their jobs, which sucks. But you know what? Think how many jobs you could cover, how many salaries you could pay if you sold those private jets. How about cut your annual salary from $40 million to $20 million? How about that? Yeah, how about that? Then no one has to lose their jobs. Dude, for real. It's disgusting. If that's the way that it can all be accomplished, it should probably go down that way. But it never will. They'd rather...
They'd rather have their whole business go under than give up half of their $40 million. It's disgusting. Welcome back to the show. I think that it is time for us to do this. Ashley's nervous. Ashley's nervous. She's nervous. She's nervous. It's a must win. It's a must win. She always gets nervous when we do this. She always gets stressed out. Ashley Eating Competition. competition just walked in the room and was shocked when she saw the plates of Cheetos. Yeah, that's quite a mound of Cheetos. Yeah, we got there. We do these eating competitions with Ashley for no apparent reason. What's wrong, Ash? What's the matter? She's starving. I'm freaking out. Why? I don't know. This is just like really big for me today. Okay, calm down with that. This is just really important.
It's mandatory that I win today and I'm freaking out. Doesn't mandatory sort of imply that if it doesn't happen, something bad will happen as a result? So what is the mandatory part of it, Skye? Do you understand that? Look at her hand. She's shaking. I thought I was going to take her cinnamon rolls away that I brought. That's all. Let's talk to our competition. Get in there, girl. Get in there. Tell me your name. My name is P1 Mel. P1 Mel. Why does Ashley always manhandle? P1 Mel. Mel, how old are you? 27. How tall are you? About 5'4". And how much do you weigh? About 130, 135. I'll see what Rob says. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, like Rob. Yeah, exactly like Rob. Yes, exactly. Without the goatee, I don't do the chin hair. Exactly. Now, you're going to be eating against Ashley. Now, I know you got freaked out when you saw all of the Cheetos, but... It was intimidating. Well, you don't need to be freaked out. I mean, that could basically be a whole bucket full of Cheetos. The bottom line is that when you're done eating, we're going to weigh them. So it's whoever ate the most. I just see them flying all over the place at this point. That is possible. Yeah, well, you got to be careful because if...
They fly. We've got to pick them back up and put them on the plate because this is being done by weight. That's right. You hear that, Ashley? You understand? We're going to weigh your Cheetos. We're going to weigh your Cheetos and see who ate more. Now, right now, there are four and a half ounces of Cheetos, but we're going to call it four. Let's call it four and three quarter ounces because once you're done, we've got to put the whole plate on there. Let's call it four and three quarters. I really appreciate Jay hooking us up with the baked Cheetos. Thank you because I'm watching my figures, so I appreciate that. Yes, I was not aware they were going to be baked. I haven't had these. They look lighter. We want you girls to watch your delicate figures. They're green. Plus, they're green. That's right. Who did you bring with you? That is my husband. That's your husband? My fan club over here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's my assistant. He just handed you a bottle of water, and so have you guys been training? Have you guys been training for this? No, I've actually never done this. Okay, wow. Oh, wow. Never done an eating contest, but I love, I have a passion for Cheetos like no other. Her hands are actually orange. Yeah. I was surprised she wore white with all the orange cheese. I'm actually not surprised she wore white. Really?
You know, I'm actually not surprised at all. And, okay, so. What you're going to want to do is just stuff them all in your mouth. Hey, don't give her advice. I saw her with the corn dog. As many in your mouth as you can, and then just, and then chew. She's psyching her out. Yeah, don't listen to her. She's like a food warrior. She's trying to get in your head. Don't listen to her. We're going, we're videotaping this. So don't chew, just inhale them. Yeah. Yeah, just throw them in your mouth. Yeah, don't chew. Just try them all. And then give up. Exactly. We are. At this moment, videotaping all this, you're going to be able to see it at MikeyShow.com. Ashley's showing off the guns. Are you ready? Are you ready? Let me explain. Let me explain. These girls have paper plates in front of them. They're stretching. They have paper plates in front of them and there are Cheetos loaded on the paper plates. We have weighed the paper plates and they weigh Four and three quarter ounces. Four and three quarter ounces. Whoever's plate weighs less at the end of the eating competition will be declared the winner. You can do it. In the past, I just want to say this. I just want to say this. In the past, when Ashley has lost, she cried. Yeah, she gets a little upset.
Real tears. Okay, then lose. All right. This is getting ugly. No need to lash out. All right. They get 60 seconds. On your mark. On your mark. Oh, gosh. Get set. I don't like this. Go. They are crunching. They are both crunching. Ashley's got two handfuls in her mouth already. She's already got two handfuls in her mouth. Her competitor, Melissa, is putting in one at a time. She's going one at a time. Melissa has great strategy. Yeah, I like it. Why do you like that strategy, Eddie? Well, I think she can get more down that way. You know, when you jam them all in your mouth, you get that paste, that Cheeto paste. Ashley just took a drink of water, and Melissa saw it, and now Melissa took a drink of water. Yeah. Ashley is like a chipmunk full of Cheetos. Yeah. Cheeks are puffing out. And she kind of switched her strategy. Now Ashley is going one at a time, both of them drinking water now. Ashley's hands are shaking like crazy. Okay, Ashley's spilling water down the front of her chin. This has turned into a wet Cheeto contest. Yes, it has. Yes, it has. Eddie, you just made Melissa laugh. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
She thinks that's unfair. You can already see that she's waving you off to not make any more jokes. She took another drink of water. Ashley took a drink of water. They are both pounding down Cheeto. Okay, Ashley, that's disgusting. Water just poured out of her mouth. Oh, my God. That's it. No more. Stop. Cheeto down. Cheeto down. I can smell Cheeto all through the room. So gross. The smell of Cheeto is permeating throughout the room. Okay, Mike, looking at the plates from my vantage point, it looks pretty even. It's going to come down to the scale. All right. We've got a food scale, and we are going to now weigh the scales. Oh, that was delicious. Or weigh the cheetah. Okay, cheetah just flew out of your mouth when you said, oh, that was delicious. It's disgusting. Hey, look at it. Oh, they're high-fiving. High-five. They're high-fiving each other. That's sportsmanship. I like it. Eddie? Eddie, you don't have to zero it out. You don't have to zero it out. You just weigh it. Oh, my mouth is all cut up. Is it? Eddie, you need me to help you with that? Here, let me come over and help you. I don't know how to work this thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let me work this. How's your white top, Ash? It's okay. Yeah, you did good. A little bit damp. A little damp. My mouth is all cut up. This is Melissa's plate. This is Melissa's plate? Yeah. Yeah. Three and seven eighths of an ounce. Okay.
So you ate at least a full ounce of Cheetos, which is gross. Yeah. And now Ashley's plate. So she's got to be three and seven eighths. Ladies and gentlemen, Ashley's plate weighs four ounces. Oh, no. It was a must win, Mike. Ash, listen to me. Eddie, don't do that to her. You're bigger than her. Cry, cry, cry. We're not kidding. You are the worst. It's being videotaped. First of all, Melissa, Melissa looks sad now. Melissa, into the microphone. Ashley, it's okay. I feel so bad.
Cry. Cry. You didn't really think she cried for real, did you? Cry. Cry. No, she really does. She's passionate. She makes the weirdest face. She's got a passion for Cheetos. She really always cries. This is only her third loss. This was a must win for her. She said that in the other room. Melissa, let me ask you. Unbelievable. What was your strategy? And please give an acceptance speech. I was going for the, you know, nibble it like a chipmunk to break it down into pieces so I could shove more in my mouth. Good idea. With the one, you know, getting both hands one at a time. So she's smarter. Although I would have liked to finish with a big handful of stuff in there, but I don't know. Ashley, it's okay. The right man once said it ain't easy being cheesy. That's right. You know I don't like that. Ashley, talk to me. Come on. Talk to me. What, Ashley, what happened? What happened in there? What happened in there? I did my best. I'm kidding. What happened? That was my best. I did my best. On Rock 105.3.
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100%. Sean usually doesn't have clothes on, but he's playing this song. And he starts perspiring. That's right. Right, you love it. That's right, you don't like it, you love it. Well, that's what happens, man. You hear that song, and anytime you hear anything about pandas, you think of that song. Well, the thing is, is that I got the email, and I was like, ah, it's pretty funny. And then I thought... Why was she watching Kung Fu Panda? That's a really good question. Maybe she has kids or something. No, Mari doesn't. She doesn't. She's going to get teased. I'll probably get the DVD. I mean, it looks like a fun movie. He'll probably get the DVD. Are you kidding? You've already pre-ordered it on Amazon. I could have sworn he went and saw it in the theaters. And I'm not kidding. I thought he did, too. You didn't? He did. I swear he did.
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At 730. What goes up must come down. What goes up comes down. And they will. 730 tomorrow night, they come down. Let's see. 570-1053 is our phone number. We are working at this very moment to post Ashley's eating competition, the video, up on the website. You mean eating failure? She finally stopped crying. It was an abomination. Leave her alone. Abomination. It was an abomination? It was an abomination. It was a natural disaster. I mean, it was catastrophic. What's the matter? Like, what is going on? I don't know, Mike. Focus? Is that the problem? I was so proud of you after that mini corndog competition. Oh, I know. And then you come into this, and I think you were overconfident, to be honest with you. I think the opposite, actually. I think I psyched myself out because I was so nervous. I was so nervous. What were you nervous about? Because I...
The pressure, dude. Like, it gets to you. Like, no joke. And I was like, okay, if I don't win this, you know, this is going to be big. Like, I'm going to get judged. This is going to be pretty. You got judged. Pretty critical win. It was a critical win. You got served. You know, and I mean, I psyched myself out. I started off by shoving too many in my mouth. Picked up on the, you know, one at a time strategy too late in the game. And wasn't able to, you know, get the W. She came into the studio during the break. The camera was out of the room. Jay was gone. Our contestant was gone. And she would not be quiet about it. And there is additional footage after we went off the air that was filmed. That you didn't hear on the radio that you'll be able to see exclusively on MikeyShow.com. Yeah. Nice. Where she kept going. Well, she attacked our, you know, listener. You got to watch this video because it gets so uncomfortable. Like, this was the most uncomfortable moment for me. Was when Jay goes, it's okay. Well, he could see it spiraling out of control. Like, there comes a point where you could tell that the listener.
competitor was like, I thought this was kind of like for fun. Yeah. Why is she really mad at me? And Ashley's like really about to cry. Threatening to throw stuff at her. And then gets upset. I did. I wanted to throw the whole plate of Cheetos in her face. That's what she kept telling her. Right in her face. She's a nice girl. She's great. Yeah. Yeah. So Ashley comes in here. She comes in here and she's talking to me about how messed up it is. Well, I think that there are shenanigans. There was no shenanigans. How accurate can a food scale be? So I go, hey, Ash, maybe it's like, you know, maybe it's like Edger and James. Oh, that was bad. You know, because like Edger and James is, you know, they're not going to give him all that big money and he's going to have to leave Arizona. And I said, you know, listen, every athlete, there comes a time where you kind of, you know. No one to say when to hang up. You lose a step. Hey, listen. Muhammad Ali was great in his time. Emmett Smith, great in his time. Chuck Liddell, I mean. Great in his time. You saw what happened to him in his last fight. They get to a point, Eddie, where they got to realize, like, is it time? No, this is not a habit. This is not going to become a habit. No. No.
I think the next competition is probably going to really show a lot. I want winners. At that point, it's now or never, you know? Well, yeah. I mean, you got to seize that moment because it doesn't last forever. We are eating skills. Yeah. Can't do it. There comes a point in time. Hey, listen. You could clearly see that when P1 Melissa came in here, she's younger. Yeah. She's younger. What does that have to think? She's younger. Mike, you know, I mean, there's nothing worse and nothing sadder than watching an athlete gum Cheetos. You know? Come on. It's one of the worst things I think I would ever. I'm going to come back. I'm going to make it come back. I'll be bigger and better than ever. We'll see. We'll see. To have your time pass, don't you have to kind of have a time? Wow, Rob. You know, that was not. No, I'm just saying. She had a nice streak. I'm just saying. I want winners. I want that win streak to come out. I want winners. Hey, listen. I think it was the famous Jake Esparza that said... We're definitely down. This is as low as it gets. It's okay. She's coming back. This is as low as it gets. Earlier on the show, I was telling Eddie that one of the greatest things ever invented is Stacy's pita chips. We now have a bag of Stacy's garlic and Parmesan.
Parmesan, garlic, and herb, pita chips. I spent like three hours searching the city for Stacy's pita chips. He has them. I'm going to warn Eddie right now that these are highly addictive. Okay. Highly addictive. Sky can testify to that. Oh, they're good. They're great. He may be on an episode of Intervention. Let's have to see if Eddie likes them. And they're hard. They're crunchy and hard. He's got one. He's smelling it. He likes the bouquet. It's in the mouth. How are the legs? He's chewing. He's deciding. He's thinking. He's made a decision. Very, very good. You're not going to be able to eat just one of these. Those are funny.
Oh, yeah. It's okay. I'm just going to have this one bag. It's okay, you guys. Just no. Don't take it from me. I can stop whenever I want. Not stop whenever you want. It's obvious. It's obvious to all of us that you have a problem. I don't take my beer. We're here because we love you and we care. And we're concerned about your sodium intake and we want you to get better. I'm going to die a body. We love you. That's why we're doing this. Please don't lash out. It's because we care. Let me have them back. No, no. The first three days are going to be the hardest, but then you'll start to feel better. Mike. Oh, no, you're a mess. You're a mess. Three months later.
I'm really glad that I just had the time where I was able to be without my pita chips because I'm just so much happy. I'm so happy and I don't have pita chips. All I have now is my dog and I have my job and I have... my life. And I just am so... Are you learning to love yourself? I'm learning to love myself. You deserve it. You're worth it. I am worth it. You're working out those issues? I'm working out my issues and I'm just super stoked and... What about after three weeks of being in here? I heard there was a little incident. You sneaking in something? Yeah, my counselor was talking because my friend... Josh came, and in his backpack, he had a pita chip. And I was like, I saw it, and I was like, hey, dude, you dropped something? Oh, hey. Just a little setback. Just a little setback. Those are good. They are very good. Sky eats them plain. Yeah, they have different flavors. I know it. I like the lightly salted. I can't roll that way. It's okay. We're all different. Why do you hate flavor?
That is a good... That is a really good question. That is a good question. That is a far out question. You know who else was like that? Boy. Boy. Boy Blunder. He didn't like flavor. Dude, let me tell you. Freaking boy food he did. Let me tell you. When he would cook, no salt. No seasoning of anything. Dude, he would cook a steak. He would cook a steak and he would just take the meat and he'd put it on the grill and turn it over until it was cooked. It was like a caveman. A caveman. It was like a caveman. He wouldn't put it. And Eddie was like, Uh, you're going to put any, like, salt, pepper, seasoning, anything on it? He's like, no, don't eat it. Why? That's like a regular. That's how he grew up. Yeah. And so, like, he wasn't used to seasoning. Same way. Eddie, do you remember, I don't even know if you were aware of this story, if you remember the story of when his girlfriend made spaghetti. Yeah, I ate it. Oh, you were doing it? That was the one that told you about it. Okay, okay. So gross. Dude, tell the story about the spaghetti. Well, me and Blunder used to be roommates back in the day. And one time, I forget which girlfriend it was. It was in Dallas, wasn't it? No, it was in San Jose. And he flew her out from Dallas. Yeah. And she made spaghetti. And they asked me, I was upstairs, and they were like, oh, we have extra spaghetti. Do you want some? I'm like, yeah, sure. So I came down. And it was probably the foulest thing I've ever eaten in my entire life. And he was eating it up like a...
Like a bear. Like a bear. Like a bear licking it off a young boy's face. They had overcooked the noodles so much that, like, I've never seen just regular spaghetti noodles that, like, expanded and fat. And it was, like, mush. Eddie said she cooked them, like, 30 minutes, you know? Like, she cooked the noodles. It was like eating mush in a bowl with spaghetti sauce on it. And he loved it. He was like, dude, this is so good. I couldn't even eat it. I threw it away. So gross. It was really gross. Does anything make you guys nervous that doesn't make other people nervous like trampolines? Do you have a weird aversion to something that doesn't make other people nervous? Like some people, they have an aversion to like car doors and the car door makes them nervous that they're going to slam their hand on the door. Like for no apparent reason. Trampolines kind of freak me out. Like I always think if I, you know. That if anybody gets on a trampoline, they're going to bounce right off of it. And like, you know, bounce off of it. It's irrational. It doesn't really make sense. But I have that irrational fear of trampolines. And obviously escalators. Because I do believe that your feet will get caught in an escalator one day. I do believe that it'll happen. That's why you're always going to take the stairs. And then Sean, did I tell you that Sean ruined me to escalators? He ruined me to escalators.
Sean single-handedly made a trip that was already made me nervous because I thought my feet were going to... I still think my feet will get stuck in an escalator. He said that the black rubber thing that you put your hand on is the filthiest thing in the world. Oh, yes. He's pretty much correct. I would lick it. Oh, my God. I don't care. I challenge you. Dude. So now on escalators, I have my hands in my pockets because of Sean. You're going to fall. Good man. And that's what makes me nervous, dude. I seriously think like I'm so now I'm scared riding the escalator because I feel like I'm unstable. You're going to get hurt. Now you're putting that in my head. I'm telling you, it freaks me out. You can't hang on to anything. Well, dude, and like what if you fall, right? And then like the color of your shirt gets stuck and then you get closer and closer and closer. And then you get sucked up. There isn't a night that I don't watch the evening news and that happens to somebody. Say it doesn't happen. That's fine. You can say that. All I'm telling you is that it could happen. That's all I'm telling you is it could happen. So, is Blink-182 getting back together? Oh, that'd be awesome. Really? You're into them. Are they? I appreciate them.
Well, one of the guys from the band, which has broken up, the bassist, Mark, he was blogging and was talking about since Travis Barker's plane crash ordeal burn thing that the guys have reconnected. I guess it was kind of to the point where they really weren't talking or whatever. So they've reconnected. They talk regularly. They now hang out and stuff. And so he says, I'm not going to go so far as to say we're getting back together as a band, but we are kind of. of moving in that direction and things are looking positive you know what i think is really interesting is that a band and even like our show it's a marriage like oh if it's not a marriage it's a relationship civil union you know but when you think about it you have a you know it's like having a boyfriend or girlfriend you're in a relationship The weird thing is, is that in a band and with the show, like with our show, you have a bunch of different relationships going on at once. So they're all going on and they're all kind of different, but yet there's still one giant relationship. And it is like a band, like for better or for worse, you have to make your relationship work and you have really good times. You have fights, you have whatever, but it is like a band, you know, and like a relationship. So they broke up.
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Yep, yep. He could see it in his face. You went from Golden God to this? That's right. Is that what the name of the band was? No, but that's what he said before he jumped off the roof. Still water brew. Come on. Slide guitar. I wish I knew the words. I'd sing it. Dancer! I know this part. The California... New Supreme Court agreed yesterday to hear challenges to Prop 8. Chargers wide receiver Buster Davis done for the year after being placed on injured reserve with a groin injury. Oh, wow. How do you not know the worst of that song, Mike? I know the chorus part, I think. And that's the only part I know. You think? Prove it. I know all the words like Napa. In my hand. Hold me closer, Tony Danza. That's right. I know that part. Yeah. That's the only part I know.
Before we went to break, I told you that the prostitute that the governor of New York had slept with is making the news again. Yeah, she is making the rounds. What's she doing? Well, just like, what was her name, Mindy McCready, she's, you know, really opening old wounds, which everyone always appreciates. So she's talked to People magazine. She did an interview with Diane Sawyer, which is going to air on 2020 Friday night. And basically just wants to apologize to former New York Governor Elliot Spitzer's wife. Whoa. Because during the press conference, she could see the pain in the eyes of his wife. Oh, boy. Should have thought about that before you were a whore. Superintendent Janice Rossi. Janice Rossi. What? There's a whore living in this building. It's a whore. But she says in these interviews that she envisions her future in either music, fashion, maybe writing a book, but never prostitution again. And until Playboy calls. Right. That is true. Biggest news of the day is that the Prop 8 stuff is going back to the California Supreme Court. Yeah. Wow. Oh, yeah. This is firing people up. And if that happens.
Why would we have any reason to believe that it would turn out differently than it did last time? They overturned it. Why would we think that it would be anything different than last time when they overturned it? We can all hope. I guess you're using the word all a little loosely there. All of us can hope for equal rights. Some of us may not see it as equal rights, and so some of us may say that people have spoken. Some of us may say that the Constitution is... to protect rights, not take them away. But anyway, I have a rock.
So, Skye, what's the deal, and when is it going to happen? Well, the Supreme Court agreed yesterday that they will hear legal challenges on Prop 8, who claim that it violates civil rights and that the voters don't have the authority to change the Constitution like this. So they said, yes, they will hear this case. They do think there's something there, so they'll take the time to hear it. But they won't hear the challenges until next March. They're busy. So in March, they'll be hearing it. What about the governor? What does he say about it all? Yeah. Yeah. I say, I say equal rights to everyone. That's right. Oh, wow. As long as by everyone, we're talking about the machines. Yeah, of course. The machines. I think the non-profit people are missing the big picture here. Yeah. They talk about equality for everyone, but what about the robots? Right. Yes. Everybody fights for their rights, you bunch of pansies. I don't know what all the fuss is all about. In T2, Sarah Connor wanted to marry the Terminator. In T2? Yeah. Would they have the same rights? I mean, give me a break. Why don't you figure that one out and put it in your pipe? What prop is that? Smoke it. I was knocked up in Junior. That doesn't say something I don't know what does. Science, homies. I married Danny DeVito and twins. That's just sure I support the Tutti Frutti's.
As long as Prop 8 doesn't prevent me from being Ryan Seacrest spotter in the gym, I don't care. It's all good, you know. I don't think that's the issue. Thank you. Oh, thank you. Actually, I've been working with the producers in Hollywood to bring the Prop 8 issue to the big screen. Terminator 4, Rise of the Queens. The plot is two T2s get into a kiss fight. Oh, yeah. and end up kissing each other's brains out. Fade credits. Thank you. You're welcome. I'm going to green light that right away. Actually, we're going to pink light it. Oh, yes. Thank you. I just pink lighted it. While filming Conan the Barbarian, I never thought it would become the flagship movie for supporters of Prop 8. The City of Hillcrest, Carl Richard Simmons' favorite movie.
That movie's still in theaters in Hillcrest. Does anyone think it's weird that I actually am the governor dressed as Richard Simmons the entire time I'm in the office? It is so much fun being governor. Is that you? Yeah, he's our governor. He's crazy. He's governor of state. 570-1053 is our number. Our text number is 35253. And we also have the P1 answering machine available for you. Oh, hello. The phone number for it, 858-715-1923. 858-715-1923. Hey, this is P1 Dickey. I actually had a call about something a little earlier. You guys were talking about Schlitz. He couldn't find it. I deliver beer all over California. I mean, anywhere from Coronado all the way up to Del Mar. And, I mean, he just needs to go to any grocery store. They sell them almost every grocery store.
Schlitz. We were talking about that on the air the other day. Whatever happened to Schlitz? Send Seth back to the grocery store. No. No. He loves it. How about this? Hey, you guys. This is P1. Nervous. Just curious. What CD do you guys have in your radio, in your car, right now? Okay. Freaked me out. Does anybody still have CDs in their car? Yeah, I do. I do. Yeah? You don't listen to my iPod. Oh, yeah. Listen to my iPod. What do you guys have? I have two reserve CDs, but I never listen to CDs. I always listen to the radio. Really? Yeah, but my reserve CDs are Best of Van Halen and Dane Cook. Where do you keep them? I don't know why I have that in there still. Where are they? In that middle glove.
thing you know the middle oh yeah yeah yeah so they're actually in there in the jewel case and if you ever need them you reach in there and get them there for me for the taking uh i am such a nerd that i listen to lectures oh my god what wow i do i listen to lectures i download lectures on theology i listen like if you guys heard these theology lectures you would like i'm not kidding you like even me I have to sometimes rewind like back 20 seconds and listen to something like four times before I start to wrap my mind around it. Good while driving. Yeah. Oh, I bet that sounds like fun. Oh, it's a blast. You roll your windows down when you do it. It's a party. Yeah, Mom. It's great. So I'll listen to lectures. I'll listen to... Very rarely music. It's always either sports talk, lectures, or sometimes news. I really am 75 years old. Honestly. Sky, what CD do you have?
Well, my CD player rarely works, but I do have CDs in there. Get a new car. I know, I will not. Get a new car. Wait, wait, wait. By rarely, that means sometimes it does. Yeah, like if you go over a bump and it hits just in the right spot, the CD player will work. Really? Well, it's not the CD player that's the problem. It's the connection to the speakers. That's the problem. So sometimes the connection goes in and out. So if you go over a good-sized bump, but then if you go over a bump again, then you're out of luck. So do you not listen to CDs? Well, I do. when it's working. And so what I have in there right now, because I have, you know, like a CD changer, so I have a couple in there. I have the Best of the Black Crows. Yeah. I have a Dave Matthews band, of course. Of course. Is it a Best of Dave Matthews? No, I forget which one it is. Yeah, I would be interested to see what the ultimate Dave Matthews fan, which CD do you prefer? Because that, you know. Oh, you can't pick. Sounds of the donkey. But you do. You have one in there. Yeah. What's your favorite? I don't have a favorite mic. It's like picking a kid. Yeah. I have a Maroon 5 acoustic CD, which I love. It's so good. It's rough throwing up. My fiance. Is that a bootleg or was that actually released? It was released, I think. It only has, you know, like five or six songs on it. I want to know what Dave Matthews one that you listen to. Because Eddie has Best of Van Halen.
Like, if I had to pick one Van Halen, it'd probably be... Okay, I know what I'm picking. Which one? 50, 150! Probably. This is not the one in my car, but if I could only take one Dave Matthews CD with me, it would probably be live at Red Rocks. Did you pick the one in your car because there was a song on there that you just really wanted to hear? No, I just always... Randomly? ...picking different ones. And then I also have James Blunt's first album in there, too. Thank you. I hate all those artists. That's more than one album. Yeah, we do not. We don't all see eye to eye on music. What about the Flobys? Do you like them? Oh, the Flobots? Oh, yeah. The Flobys. That's in the booze car. The Boo Donkeys. Love the Boo Donkeys. Can't get enough. Hit about no pedals. Shawnee O' Big. With no pedals on it. You know, I've got a lot of television shows on my iPod. What? So I listen to those. Is that what you listen to while you're driving? Yeah. Really? Yeah, like Columbo and Perry Mason. I've got like a bunch of Trek on there. And it'll play the audio while you're driving? Yeah. You know what's trippy about that? Everything. Yeah. What isn't trippy about that? Yeah, for sure.
I do have music on there, but I don't listen to it. I honestly don't listen to it. What trips me out the most about it is while we're driving and while you're in your car right now, there's weird stuff happening around you. Oh, yeah. That's what trips me out. Like Sean. Yeah. He's like in the next car. And me, for sure. Like, if you're driving next to me or Sean or whatever, like, who knows what people are listening to in their cars is weird. Somebody out there right now is listening to the Bare Naked Ladies. Oh, what? That's bad. No. Somebody's actually listening to KSON right now. That's right. Oh, Eddie. Oh, that's insane. What is the matter with you? Someone is. Is this 1991? Come on. Crazy person. Ashley. Yeah? What do you got? I have basically like all mixed CDs and they're all. like the latest hip hop and like basically what I'll do is like once every like week or two weeks I'll go and just find like the newest hip hop songs like online like iTunes or whatever and I bring myself a new mix CD and I'll play that. For real? Yeah. Do you have one in your car right now? Can you get one? Yeah. CDs? My latest one. I want to hear that. We should put your selections like online or something.
People can see what you're listening to. Yeah, I have my latest one, and it's just got a bunch of stuff on it. It's not all hip-hop, but it's primarily hip-hop. There's new music, the most recent songs that are out. Rob, what do you got? Of course, I got my Dropkick Murphys. Of course. I got three different ones. Are you serious? Yeah, from the older ones, the newer ones. Is it all that Irish music? Look at Sean's camera. Oh, look it. Sean is playing Columbo on his iPod. Creepy. He's so weird. Creepy. That's so weird. I'm looking at a 19... Oh, wow. What the hell? That was quite a hairdo, huh? Well, it's from 1977, dude. Do you feel like you're driving with a friend or is... He's zooming in on it. I don't know. Does it make you feel comfortable? Yeah, it's relaxing. Okay. Because I know all the stories. I know the visuals, so I don't have to watch it. So I just, I like listening to, you know, it's like old time radio or something. I would love to hear the audio of the horn soup episode of Star Trek. There is no horn soup episode. That would be fantastic. That would be great. Sometimes I like to play my flute to relax me. Star Trek flute.
There's a Lieutenant Columbo in the building. All right. We get it. Say Sean TV, buddy. So weird. There is something maybe I want to tell you right now. Okay, Sean. No, we hear you, Sean. We hear you. You have a voice, Sean, and we hear it. Is he out of his mind? You do. That's great. That is so creepy. You matter. Favorite. Okay? Rob. So I get a wide variety. I got Jay-Z and then, of course, Mariah Carey in my car. Kill Switch and Gage. And then G-Love. The same guy that has Mariah Carey has Kill Switch and Gage. And then G-Love and Special Sauce. Nice. So I got everything. But the Irish music, I made myself a great Irish mix of You Guys Are Gonna Hate Me, but a couple songs from the Boondock Saints movie. Really? I hate you. Because you guys despise that movie. Well, it's a terrible movie. It's an awful movie. It doesn't mean the music's bad. That's true.
Anything with bagpipes, I'm still searching for more. Yeah, I'm the same way, but, you know, with a didgeridoo. No. What about you odors? A lot of underground hip-hop. Oh, you're so underground. So cool, man. Wow. Did you get that in the dorm? Yeah, I did. Hey, Mikey. The Mikey Show is on. I just want to say I love this show. I listen to you guys every single day. When you get a smartphone with AT&T Navigator, you have real-time turn-by-turn voice directions right on your phone so you never end up in the wrong place. Imagine if you had an AT&T Navigator for relationships. Aren't you psyched to go to my parents' beach house? Nope. What? Make you turn. I said I'm sure we'll have a blast. Proceed straight. You know, my sister will be there, too. I hope she brings her bikini. Excuse me? Warning. Make U-turn immediately. No, I'm just saying, you know, she's fit. What? Exit now. Ah. You know, Lisa, I don't care if we even see the beach. Continue. I just want to spend time with your folks. Continue. They're the best. No, Steve. You're the best. You have reached your destination. Yes! The new AT&T. Your world delivered. Come in now and get a Sony Ericsson W760 for just $129.99 after mail-in rebate.
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Step one to finding out, ask your used car dealer for a free Carfax vehicle history report or go to Carfax.com. Got a hot hand. Place your bets, ladies and gentlemen. Verona Resort and Casino has been certified as having the loosest blackjack in San Diego by the Blackjack Hall of Fame and WizardofObs.com. Loosest blackjack, more winners. What will your Verona moment be? The Sleep Train Mattress Centers. And right now, northbound 5, there is an accident before Las Pulgas. This one is a vehicle that overturned from the southbound side and ended up in the fast lane of the northbound side. So it's going to cause problems for you in both directions, really, in that area, Camp Pendleton. And also north 805 from Murray Ridge on up to Governor, still slow. South 5, Encinitas Boulevard down the coast of Manchester, you've still got some brake lights to deal with. And west 56, Camino del Sur off the 5, pretty tight. I'm Marcy Latimer on Rock 105.3. Let me tell you. Eddie went in to sleep train, and he's going to get all dialed in. Yeah, I cannot wait, man. I have had the same mattress for easily 15 years. Are you serious? Yeah, 15 years. And so, you know, it's still in great shape. Shockingly, that thing is still in great shape. No. But it's time. It's time for a change.
The wife, I have a very firm mattress and she hates it. Yeah. She's ready for a more softer one. Yeah. And I kind of am too. Like I've had back problems, you know, for a long time. So I'm definitely ready for a change too. So it's going to be really cool. Sky, firm mattress for you or soft mattress? Medium. Yes. Right in the middle. Yeah. Eddie likes a firm mattress. Well. You are going to be so happy when you get on that thing. Well, what's cool is that for people like us who have the different styles, they have what's called a sleep number mattress where you actually get to dial up the firmness on your side. That's cool. So it's really cool. Hey, if you've bought a mattress from Sleep Train and you really love the experience, please call us, will you, at 570-1053. But Sleep Train is your ticket to a better night's sleep. Thanks for picking The Mikey Show. Featuring Mikey. In fact, I have an area of my nose that is most enjoyable to pick. It's the top of my nose. Eddie. I use a specific brand of Kleenex, and if it's a different kind of Kleenex, I really get obsessed. Sky. I don't think it's wrong to share a kiss with somebody who sweeps you off your feet. Sean. I cannot go to sleep unless I have a fan blowing on me. Boston Rob. I'm a grown-ass man.
Show me some respect. And Ashley. I'm kind of a tease. On the Rock 105.3. Mikey's show, it is 9.39. In Pam Anderson's latest blog on her website, she creates a reading list for Barack Obama as well as some policy suggestions. He's back. Pac-Man Jones was reinstated by the NFL for the 100th time. He will miss two more games and then return December 7th. It's an actual stat. Yeah. Let me tell you, he better be good. Yeah. He better play real, real good when he comes back in December. Let's see. A couple of text messages. Mikey, I have an irrational fear of having my keys out around elevators. I feel like I'm going to drop them and they're going to fall into the crack. That makes sense. That's P1 New Hampshire. Get it? Mikey, P1 Dubco here.
Ever since the movie Stand By Me, I have a fear of getting stuck in a train track. Mikey, I had the toes of my shoes torn off by an escalator when I was traveling abroad. That's B1 Gadget. Mikey, I have the fear that clowns will climb out of a gutter and eat me like in the movie It. Yeah, you ever seen a movie and it creeps you out about something not real, but it creeps you out about it? Like you can't not think of it when you see it? I was like that with Jaws for a while when I was younger. I convinced myself that Jaws could come through the drain of a pool. Dude. Try watching Orca. I know people that had irrational fears of the drain in the bathtub with stuff like that. Seriously. Which makes no sense. No, Eddie. Nobody relates to Orca. Stop saying it. Have you ever seen it? Well, no. Exactly. It scared the pants off of you.
He just ripped his headphones off. He doesn't like when Sean does that. He doesn't like it when Sean does that. I wonder why he doesn't like that. He has an irrational fear of... It's not irrational. It's real. Well, I think it might be a little bit irrational to go to SeaWorld and feel that you're going to get eaten. That's not rational. Really? So if you're in a room with a bunch of serial killers, you're like, oh, yeah, I'm cool. I'm good. Wait a second. Wait a second. I'm fine. Nothing's going to happen to me. You're telling me that you compare serial killers with the show at Shamu's show at SeaWorld. What are they called again? I forget. It's true. He gets you every time. Killer whales? Killer whales. Okay, just ripped his headphones off. He hates that. He hates it. Let's see. And you said that thing about the drain. I remember that too, man. We had a pool and it freaked me out. Yeah. Remember the movie, was it Ghoulies? Yeah, The Ghoulies. I think he means the Goonies. No, no, no. No, The Ghoulies. The Ghoulies. The Ghoulies. Oh. Baby Ruth. Chocolate. Chunky was the best. I want to remind people that tomorrow morning at 7.30 for 12 hours.
Every single Boston Rob song ever recorded will be available for MP3 download for free. What? 12 hours. That's it. After that, we take it down. Let's see. Mikey, I was wondering if my favorite song, The Wind Beneath My Sheets, will be on the site tomorrow. I would love to have that as a ringtone. That's P1, creepy and awkward. Well, the truth is, is that Boston Rob actually wrote that. So it will appear. Jeez. Lovely. Awesome. So even the wind beneath my sheets will be there. That's right. Ladies and gentlemen, would you like to play a little game we like to call Tone Deaf Karaoke? Come on now. That was her.
That's right. Ashley sings. Well. Sounds good. She makes noises. Yeah. In a musical fashion. Stuff comes out of her mouth. No, it's a party in my song. You guys know that old phrase. Well said. Party in my song. I've never heard the phrase is a party in my song. Donner party. Okay. You don't even know what that means. I do. I do, in fact, know that John and Freddie, they all die. Brilliant. Brilliant. Okay, bro. Brilliant. Terrible. Eddie, you have obviously never heard her sing Cher. There's no talking to you, Mike. What? Probably eat my ears. Right after I'm done trying to burn mine off. That's so funny. Yeah, good question.
Everybody's got jokes. That's great. That's gorgeous. I'm trying to be. That's gorgeous. What about rap? You ever heard of rap? Yeah, it's slow. It's slow. She's good. Cantonese. No, it is not. I speak English. 570-1053, if you want to play tone-deaf karaoke, you just listen to a clip of Ashley singing and tell us what it is. We've got it today, you guys. Eddie just looked at me with those eyes that say, dude, how many times? This is going to be fun. Today, we are playing for third day tickets. Third day's playing on December the 6th, and I'm actually emceeing the concert, and you can go. 570-1053.
If you would like to win tickets, P1 Dauber. Yes, sir. How you doing? Great. I really want those tickets. All right, brother. Here's how this works. I'm going to play you the clip. Let the whole thing play. And then all I need is who sings it or what the song is for you to win. You ready? You got it, man. Here we go. Almost impossible. Almost impossible. Almost impossible. Almost impossible. Almost impossible. Oh, I know that song, too. I can't think about it, though. Oh, God. I need a guest, Dobber. I can't do it, man. I know that song, too. My ears are having a seizure. Yes. Mine are too, man. You're a party pooper. That was... I am a party pooper. That was Aerosmith. Yeah. It's impossible. I don't know. That should be illegal. I'm telling you. Sky, did you know it? Yeah. Sky knew it. You knew it, Sky?
It's impossible. See, this is what I do. Never again. Whatever lyrics I can actually understand, I then re-sing them in my head, and then that lets me know what it is. How do you know what she's saying? Well, when she did the backstage boogie, set your pants on fire, that's when I knew. You're smart. That's what she said? She's good. P1MJ. Yeah. You ready to do this? I am ready. Come on, girl. Let the whole clip play, then give me title artist to win. Here we go. So take a look at me now. And there's just an empty space. There's nothing left to remind. Just a memory of your face. So take a look at me now. That's just an empty space. Gosh, that was nice. That was really pretty. Wow. That's kind of like dinner. Okay, well, I know that Mariah Carey redid the song, so does that count, or do I have to have the original artist? All you got to do is give me an artist, or you got to give me the name of the song. Yeah, title or artist. Well, Mariah Carey did it. She did? Yeah, she did. Did she, Rob?
Yeah, she did. Oh, she did? It's, yeah. If she did, if she... I like her version better. Me too. I sing karaoke all the time. Okay, fine. You know what? You're a winner. You know what? It was actually originally done by Phil Collins. It's against all odds. It's like the same thing, right? Only really different. Yeah. Well, it's like Mariah's version. Right. This is just the idea. You took the words right out of my mouth. It's more, my version's more like Mariah Carey's version. I think I get it. But, you know. Ah! Yeah, she was singing Against All Odds. Yeah, yeah. I was way off. You're a winner, MJ. Thank you. King on the line. P1C. Hi. How you doing? I'm doing good, thanks. You ready to do this? I'm going to try. Listen to her sing. And then give me a title or artist to win. Here we go. Conversion software version 7.0. The keenest life through the eyes of a tired hub.
You're going to be hearing that for years. It's the greatest thing my ears have ever heard. That is crazy. I want a whole album from that artist. Was she possessed? Yeah, Rock 105 listeners are very angry right now. What happened? If by angry, you mean happy? Okay. I don't know. Oh, they're angry, all right. I don't know. Oh, my God. T1C. Wow. You're a treat. Thank you. That was Sir Tankian. Yep. Well, yeah, I mean. What band is he in? Yeah, what band's he in? He is with, hold on, hold on, hold on. Systems of the Down. That is correct. Well, kind of correct. Oh, my God. They're on a roll. Get him out of here. I want that to be my ringtone. P1C, hang on the line.
I've never heard anything like that in my life. Thank you. Sounds so funny. Thank you so much. Appreciate that. You want an alligator. Hi, Mikey. Hi. You be quiet. I'm telling you, I feel like I'm in shock. Are you okay? I don't know how you're speaking. Are you okay? I feel like I'm in shock. I'm in a daze. Software version 7.0. I definitely need to talk to a professional after this. You guys, you're fine. I don't feel that it's fine. I don't think so. What was that? That was... Everyone's fine. You want alligator? No. Alright, I'm going to play you a clip. When it's done, I need title or artist for you to win. You ready? Give me a good one. You got it.
What? Alligator? Wow. I'm just going to take a wild guess. That was good. The only words I heard were dance, dance, dance. So is that what it's called? Nope. It's called good is what it's called. Barracuda? That's what it was. I told you it was a good batch today. Oh, wow. Unbelievable. Ashley and Hart, they're like the same. Oh, yeah. For sure. That was fun. With you. 570-1053. Our text number is 35253. When we come back, Sky has a list of the 10 movies to see before you die. 10 movies you've got to see before you die. Easy. I'm going to tell you right now, there are certain movies that if they're not on there, I'm going to be mad. Yeah, pull the list away. Slap the list. I stopped recycling. This is the Mikey Show. So you're the guy who pooped in my tuba. 105.3. Okay.
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KIOZ San Diego. Hit it. That was perfect, Sean. Tomorrow morning, 7.30 a.m. B-Rob's songs go on the web for free for 12 hours. That's it. You can download them for 12 hours. That's it. Also, We're going to Vegas, baby. Vegas. Oh, yeah. Here's some money. That's right. You don't even know it. We're going to Vegas, and we're going to be staying at the Palm, and we're going to see the finale of Ultimate Fighter. Show me the money. Okay. Here you go. If you would like to win, we're going to give away two trips to come with us. Two trips for two. Two trips for two. Yeah. And the two places that you can qualify.
Our Monday starts Monday. This is a qualification. You got to go to either the Beverages and More in La Mesa or the Beverages and More in Encinitas. Tomorrow on the show, ask the Oracle. Hi. It's going to be awesome. I got so many questions about what the Red Sox are doing. You've asked me off the air. No, seriously. I'm going to call him. Okay. Also. Why are you talking like that? I said, this guy was going to tell you. I can no longer hear. Movies that you got to see before you die. Okay. No, wait. Hold on. Before you're screaming things out. Star Wars A New Hope. Empire Strikes Back. Return of the Jedi. Put them all on the board. Okay. Lord of the Rings. Fellowship of the Rings. Two Towers. Can I explain it to you first? It's broken down by category. So it tells you, like, the first category is drama.
And they give you one drama that you need to see before you die. The Godfather. Got it. Yes, Eddie. They say The Godfather is the one drama you should see before you die. There's ten categories? Yes. I am honored and grateful that you have invited me to your daughter's wedding. Oops. Daughter's wedding. I hope that their first child be a masculine child. It's a girl. I pledge my ever-ending loyalty. This kid's out of here. For your daughter's bridal purse. Thank you. My most valuable. Don Caliom, I'm going to leave you now because I know you are busy. That's the greatest. So good. Okay. Things did not end well for Luca Bronson, unfortunately. Unfortunately. I gotta see that. He slept with the fishes. What did you just say? Huh? Next.
He said, I got to see that. He couldn't have said that. You and me both, buddy. I'm sorry? You've never seen The Godfather? After all that stuff I went through with you clowns. That's true. He sat there and shut his mouth the whole time. He sat there and didn't say a word. He didn't say a word, Mike. Sean admitted on the air that he just barely saw The Godfather. Trilogy. Every last one of them. About three or four months ago. I gotta commend you, Sean. And let me tell you, we flipped out on Sean and Rob just sat there not saying a word. That is crazy. He's unbelievable. It is crazy that you haven't seen The Godfather. It's one of the greatest songs of all time. It's insulting. Yes. Okay, romance. What's the one? Good Will Hunting. The Notebook. Skye, you've seen The Godfather, right? The Patriot. Pretty woman. With Mel Gibson. It was actually on. It wasn't even just that she said no. It was the way that she said no was so. It took my nose and rubbed it right in it. She took the back of my head and she went, no, Michael. Bad dog. It was actually on the other night. Is that the way that smells?
It was on the other night on like AMC and I'm like, Ooh, maybe I should watch that. But then back to school was on, you know, you've got your priorities in order. Thank you. So romance. What's the one romance movie you need to see before you die? Titanic. Gone Baby Gone. Is it Titanic? It's the number one movie ever, right? Oh, I thought it was Dark Baby Dark. What is the number one classic movie you need to see before you die? Gone Baby Gone. No, Citizen Kane. Schindler's List. Gone with the Wind. Yes, Eddie. Maybe Eddie shouldn't be able to win. Have you nailed three out of the three? Holy Toledo. I don't think Eddie's going to get this one. How do you know? Don't doubt me. Because it's a stupid pick, in my opinion. But the number one action movie you need to see before you die. Braveheart. Should be Die Hard. Sleepers. Sleepers? What? Number one action movie. Die Hard, Lethal Weapon, Raiders of the Lost Ark. I bet it's going to be something like Rambo.
No. It's going to be something like... Speed. Oh, what was the... It was directed by William Friedkin. It won Best Picture. It was with Gene Hackman and it has one of the best... French Connection. Oh, yeah. It's going to be like that. Rush Hour. Rush Hour. Yeah, like, you know, French Connection or Rush Hour. Yeah. Either or. Oh, my God. Dirty Harry. Bullet? Oh, I bet. See, I'm thinking... Enter the Dragon. Yeah. One of those types. We know it, right? We've heard of it. It's just stupid. Yeah, I mean. King Kong. Out of the whole genre to pick this one. Action. You want me to tell you? Yes. Batman Begins. What? What?
They say it's essential to see because it gives you the whole story about the way Bruce Wayne became Batman. That's really stupid. That is ridiculous. They put the Dark Knight in there before Batman Begins. Well, they talk about the Dark Knight like, oh, well, to really get the Dark Knight, you have to see Batman. No, you don't. No, you don't. Not at all. I didn't think you did. Okay. Sci-fi. Star Wars. Specifically. Empire. It should be New Hope. It is. Star Wars, A New Hope. How many have you got? Empire is the greatest movie ever made, but you should watch New Hope. Wait, Eddie. Before you die. You're saying that Empire Strikes Back is the best movie ever made? Ever made, yeah. By human beings. That's quite a statement. Okay, horror. What horror movie should you see before you die? Not The Exorcist, because it will kill you. Yeah, that movie will kill you. It'll ruin your soul. Shining. Texas Chainsaw? Is it going to be stupid? Halloween. Friday the 13th. Not like Nightmare. Not like Nightmare or those movies, right? Amityville? Rosemary's Baby. Birds. Texas Chainsaw Massacre. The Exorcism of Rose McGowan. Rob, that's not the thing. Remember that? I don't know what you're talking about.
Silence of the Limits. Emily Rose. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. The hen that writes a queen. Schindler's List. Food of the Gods. Jurassic Park. Velastic Park? That's a good one. I love that one. Attack of the Pickles. It's so tart. Evil Dead. Is it old or new? Evil Dead, King Army of Darkness. Dark Army. It's new. It's late 90s. Late 90s? Singles. Freddie vs. Jason. Blair Witch Project. Empire Strikes Back. Dogma. Dogma? What the heck? You want a hint? Bill? Yes. This director has caused controversy on our show. Oh. Sleep. I see dead people. Sleepless in Seattle. I see dead people. Yes, Ashley? That movie. M. Night Shyamalan. Sixth Sense. Sixth Sense. Sixth Sense. In your face, Rob. That is the stupidest shit. If you're going to see that horror movie, that's what they say you see. Not scary. Yeah, you got so scared. Like a little girl. The only scary part is when Scarlett Johansson throws up. She's not a little girl. Not Scarlett Johansson. She throws up that clam chowder. No, dude, it's Scarlett Johansson. You know, now. I mean, she's like 28 years old. You got to watch the extras.
Okay. What teen movie should you see before you die? American Pie. Bring it on. Breakfast Club. Yes, Seth. The Breakfast Club. I said it. He said it first. Eddie said it. Oh, it's not from Justin DeKelley? Oh, my God. Okay. Sean owns that movie, by the way. I love that movie. You own it? What? Dude, it's so good. That's gross. Oh, you got to watch it. What musical should you see before you die? From Justin DeKelley. Grease. West Side Story. Cats. The hills have eyes. Wizard of Oz. It's more modern. Gone with the Wind. More modern? Phantom of the Opera. Moulin Rouge. Yes, Eddie. Moulin Rouge. Chicago. I already guessed it. And our final category is comedy. What's comedy? Put it on the freaking board. Good Will Hunting. King of Comedy. Taddy Shack. Made. Story of my life. Wedding Crashers. Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Put it on the board. Dumb and Dumber. Dumb and Dumber. Show me the money. Anchorman. Wedding Crashers. Anchorman. Anchorman. Don't you go dying on me. Jaws. Why are you going to the airport? You guys aren't going to be happy with the answer. I don't know. I don't know if she should tell us. Rosemary's Baby. Rocky. Are you flying somewhere? Stop or my mom will shoot.
Oh, man. Why are you going to the airport? Why are you going to the airport? Flying somewhere. Ernest goes to jail. Ernest goes to camp. Ernest goes to Iraq. I mean, you guys are closer with these guesses than any of the other guesses. Oh, that sucks. What about Bob? Good movie. History of the World. While you were sleeping. Blazing Saddles. Oh, good call. Young Frankenstein. Sleepers. One of our favorite characters here on the Mikey show was in this movie. Boston Rob? Tracy Morgan. California. Who was one of the favorite characters? Oh, DC Cab. Yes. Oh, it's with Tracy Morgan. It's the Tracy Morgan experience. Tracy Morgan experience. I'm laughing in the movie. What is it? We have three levels of this character on our show. Jingle all the way.
Lethal Weapon? Oh, Naked Gun? The Naked Gun is the number one comedy. What the heck? You have got to be kidding me. I feel dirty. They messed up on that and the horror. So, enjoy. Let's see. We're getting text messages about Ashley singing. Oh, no. Mikey, is Ashley allergic to anything? I think her tongue is swollen. That's P1 jumping my car. This one says, Mikey, Ashley sounded like the lion from The Wizard of Oz. That's P1, big A, G. Come on. Come on. Conversion. Conversion 7.0. Mikey, can Ashley and her mom do a duet for the next tone-deaf karaoke? Oh, boy. It's P1 Hector. Mikey, a couple guesses for the list of movies to see before you die. Braveheart and Goodfellas. That's P1. What's hampooning? Is it even on the list? No. It sucks. It's no list. Come on. It's a bowling accident. Let's see. Irrational fear. We were talking about that. Mikey, ever seen Close Encounters of the Third Kind? My mom used to watch that movie all the time when we were kids. There's a scene where the aliens land for the first time and my mom.
and my mom and kid are huddled in the corner of the kitchen. They hear a noise coming from the floor grate, and you see the screws start unscrewing up and out of the vent. I hated that scene and used to be terrified that aliens and God knows what else, killer whale, could be hiding under the vent waiting to get me. You guys rock. That's P1 Half Pint. It's the truth. It's the truth, man. That was a scary scene. 570-1053 is our number. Beginning and end of the show, we do open phones so you can call in about anything you want. Call us right now, 570-1053. And just so you have it, P1 answering machine, 858-715-1923 is the phone number. 858-715-1923. And the reason that we have that is if you're like, I don't know, maybe you're too shy to call in. You want to call in, but you're just too shy. Too shy, shy, shy, shy, shy, shy. Sean? I'm not a fan, apparently. He lose. Mikey Show. Mikey. What's up? Hey, it's 300. What's going on, man? What's happening, man? Not a whole lot. I just had to tell you, I've had some mixed experience so far on the toasting of the fellow P1s. What happened? The other day, I roll up on this girl with a stoplight P1 sticker. Huh?
She glances at me. I give her the yeah, great, Mikey show toast. And she does it back and smiles. I'm like, yeah, cool. And this morning, I'm in stop and go traffic on the 94. Roll up on the sky. He glances at me. I give him the toast. Dude flips me off. Oh, you're weak. Yeah, I think that the toast can look like a, you know, you know, a fashion flip. Yeah. So why don't you do the air fist bump? I think might be a little safer. I agree. Yeah, if you're in the wrong area of town, you could end up jumped. And so, yeah, give a little fist bump, bro. All right. A little fist bump. Fist bump. Mikey Show. Hey, Mikey. What's up? Hey, got a question for... Oh, no. Eddie, Sky, Ashley, Rob, Zeth, Sean, Eddie. Yeah. Do you think charter season's over or what? Or what? I do not think it's over. Oh. You know, they could run the table very easily and, you know, finish 10-6, win the division. I think they could still drop a game and win the division.
Win at 9-7. Your division is two teams. It's terrible. It's terrible. That's great for us. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? It's not even close. I think the North Carolina experience is dead, you know? Hey, Eddie, we got a text message that asked, is Buster Davis officially a bust? Oh, wow. It would start to look like that. You know, granted, this is only his second year, and it usually takes... Wide receivers in the NFL, little time to develop. So I would give him one more season. If he doesn't do anything in another season, yeah, he's a bust. Okay. He's got to stay healthy. He's got to get on the field. Yeah. Mikey Show. Yeah. What's up, man? What's going on? What's going on, dude? Just want to say three all-time favorite comedies are Blazing Saddles, Caddyshack, and what else was I thinking? Dumb and Dumber. I gotcha. Anchorman. Good choices. I would have to say Caddyshack and Blazing Saddles. All right, bro. And Airplane. Oh, yeah, Airplane. It's very good. Airplane's very good. Mikey Show. Hey, can you play the Ashley version of Sean TV, please? Is this the same guy that loves to hear the Ashley version of Sean TV?
At first I hated it, but now I love it. I can't get enough of it. It grows on you, doesn't it? It's just so strange, you know. It's just so strange that that suggested. It's just so weird. I know. You can almost hear the words in the song. I think that's why. She really gets into it. A little too much. That same guy calls in all the time. He always wants to hear that. Ladies and gentlemen, P1AO is on the line. What's that in it? What's up? Not too much. How are you? Oh, man, you know I'm out here trying to keep it cracking like broken bones. You dig? Yes, A.O., we dig. What's up? Hey, I have a very serious question for you, man. Uh-huh. I want to know what's wrong with a grown man watching Kung Fu Panda. I mean, what if a brother wanted to get his cartoon watch on?
So you're a big Kung Fu Panda fan? Is that what you're telling us? Yes, and not only am I a Kung Fu Panda fan, I like Sean. Wow, look at that. Well, that explains a lot. Yeah, I mean, you can't really have one without the other. Yeah, you don't make salad dressing out of just oil. You need the vinegar. You even got ale on that one. Really, Mike? Really? Really? Really? Really? I need a clean cut of that. Let's everybody be quiet and let Ayo give us a really. Oh, really? Really? Perfect. Perfect. Get that to Shawnee, oh boy. I love you guys. Very nice. Thank you very much, Ayo. Kung fu, kung fu. Hey. That's P1AO Zone. Mikey Show, last call. Oops. Last call. Bring us home. Hello. Mikey Show, last call. Bring us home. What's up, Mikey? What's up, dude? What's going on? What's up? I know it's the last call, so I'll keep it brief. On P1site.com, there's a new poll up because I'll be in the studio on Friday. And the question is, should I call a truce with our favorite ham lover? Because there is quite a little rivalry brewing. It goes way back. I did not want it to reach any versus paparazzi status.
Sky, is this true? There's some kind of a rift between you and Philly? Philly's finest. Well, he started it all the way back when we did our Joe's Crab Shack appearance. He has not let it go. When we took a picture together and then he was like, oh, you know, am I too black for you to stand next to me? Wow. And then ever since then. Never. Garlic and black. Two things you can never have a nap of. All right, we'll see you tomorrow, Philly's finest. Yeah, man. Man, we've got to be the man. Is that the deal? Is that what's going on around here? The man. Lovely and talented Missy is coming up next today on Missy's show. You're going to get a little lost and found. It's awesome. She's going to play songs you haven't heard in a long time. So make sure you're calling in and make sure you're listening. Missy's up next. We'll see you tomorrow morning at 5.30. Don't forget, tomorrow morning at 7.30 a.m. Every Boston Rob song ever recorded is going up on Mikey show.com. It will stay there for 12 hours for free download. And then we pull it off.