The Mikey Show - Rock 105.3 - 11/21/08
Friday, November 21, 2008
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The crew turned Sky's anxiety over a ham-free Thanksgiving into an escalating brainstorm involving hidden ham, a gift certificate and Boston Rob posing as a ham-a-gram deliveryman, then Rob debuted his Adam Sandler-style Thanksgiving song roasting Sky and Ashley. Barbara Walters and Rosie O'Donnell's feud over whether The View cast really got along sparked an argument about whether Rosie was answering a question or simply reviving drama, while Ellen's interview with 15-year-old Miley Cyrus led the hosts to debate her evasiveness about Justin and their age gap. Josh Lewin called the Chargers-Colts game a must-win, discussed Independent George's set-list split and introduced Chuck Davies as his acoustic partner for the Chargers blood drive; later Eddie blamed A.J. Smith's ego for sticking with Norv Turner. The show ended with Mikey's candid testimony about childhood sexual abuse, addiction and finding hope through Jesus Christ, after earlier comedy bits featured a fake George W. Bush and a mistaken claim that the actor-director Jon Favreau wrote Barack Obama's speeches.
What happened, in order
The Ham Emergency
Sky worried that her brother's ham-free Thanksgiving left her no polite way to get her favorite food, prompting schemes involving purse ham, a gift certificate and Boston Rob posing as a ham-a-gram deliveryman.
Rob's Thanksgiving Roast
Boston Rob debuted an Adam Sandler-style Thanksgiving song that relentlessly roasted Sky's love of ham and Ashley's appetite while the two women called it an attack rather than an honor.
The View Feud
Barbara Walters rebuked former colleagues who kept criticizing The View, Rosie O'Donnell said the cast lacked off-camera camaraderie, and the crew argued over whether Rosie was answering a question or manufacturing drama
The 45-Song Vault
The crew opened a twelve-hour free download of all 45 Boston Rob songs, rediscovered forgotten parodies and scrambled to correct missing or mislabeled files.
Josh Lewin's Double Life
Josh Lewin called Chargers-Colts a must-win game, described Independent George's set-list feud and introduced Chuck Davies as his acoustic partner for the Chargers blood drive.
Fire Norv, Keep Bud
In Ask the Oracle, Eddie chose Bud Black over Chuck Long and Norv Turner, arguing that the Chargers' lack of urgency reflected Turner's leadership and A.J. Smith's personal, ego-driven decisions.
Ellen Presses Miley
Ellen repeatedly got 15-year-old Miley Cyrus to all but admit Justin was her boyfriend, leading the hosts into an uneasy debate about the couple's five-year age gap and Miley's evasiveness.
President Bush Calls
A fake George W. Bush phoned in from a White House closet, proposed Troy Aikman as Secretary of Awesomeness and joked that Dick Cheney really ran the presidency.
The Wrong Jon Favreau
Mikey excitedly claimed that Swingers writer Jon Favreau was Barack Obama's speechwriter, only for listener texts and Sky's fact-checking to reveal that the political Jon Favreau was a different man with the same name.
Mikey's Testimony
Mikey described childhood sexual abuse, years of shame and addiction, and the hope and gradual transformation he said began when he turned to Jesus Christ in 2003.
People mentioned
MikeySkyAshleyBoston RobEddieBarbara WaltersRosie O'DonnellJosh LewinChuck DaviesBud BlackChuck LongNorv TurnerA.J. SmithEllen
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It is 6-0-7. Tuesday night football last night saw the Steelers D continue to dominate as they beat the Bengals 27-10. Big Ben Roethlisberger gives credit to the offensive line and the running game. I'd say what, got to give everybody on offense a lot of credit. Short week, we came out here, we executed pretty well, at least without seeing the tape so far. Got to give everybody, offensive line especially, a lot of credit. They picked up a lot of different blitzes that the Bengals threw at us, and we look pretty good on offense. Congratulations to you, Big Ben. There it is. Let's see. Call us up. 570-1053 is our number and we'll get the ball rolling. Let's get started. Seven people on the Mikey Show. It is a huge day. It's a huge day. 7.30 this morning. Rob, go ahead and send out a blast letting people know at 7.30 the free downloading begins. 7.30 this morning. Every Boston Rob song.
ever recorded is going to be on the website for a period of 12 hours only for free download. Oh, my gosh. 45 songs. Whoa, really? 45 songs. Wait, dude. If you would have asked me how many songs he's made, I would have said, I don't know, 20, 25. Yeah. Dude. 45? Dude, you said it, man. Eddie, seriously, I would have said that. Like, I don't know, 20? No. I mean, that's what I would have said. That's incredible. 45 Boston Rob songs. Now, my suggestion to you is get on there and just start grabbing them. Just start grabbing them, grabbing them, grabbing them, grabbing them, grabbing them. Because at 730, we take them down. And that's it. We'll see you later. Yeah, take care. That's the big story. So let me introduce everybody. I'm Mikey. I'm the host of the show. I am 38 years old and I am going to read my Kindle over the next week. My little reading device. I'm going to get some reading in. And there's no more tomato growing around the house. What? Well, I mean, we're getting into November. And bring it indoors. And bring it indoors. Do it with the hydroponic stuff. Okay. Maybe do it that way. I ate those tomatoes you gave me. Was it good? Yeah.
Holy cow, they're so good. Which ones? The red ones? I ate your prized one, the giant one. Oh, the gigantoid? And I also ate that heirloom you gave me. Really? Yeah. Was it good? Fantastic. Oh, man. I'm going to miss it. I'm going to miss doing it. I'm going to miss growing these tomatoes. Today's my brother Mark's birthday. Oh, happy birthday. Yeah. My oldest brother, Mark. Awesome. That's right. He's a choo-choo train driver. And yeah, he's turning like 52 today. Whoa. 52. All right, let's do this. Eddie is our producer. He is our sports guy. He is also on the Charger pregame show. That's right. And you can catch him on Sunday. What time do the festivities begin? Great question. I don't know. I think pregame will probably start at 2 because it's a 5 o'clock game. That means that I'm going to go on at 1 for the fantasy football show.
So, that's a long day, man. Speaking of, Josh Lewin will be on the show a little bit later. Awesome! Which is fun. Now, he sent a couple of songs. Ashley, did you get them? The songs? Josh sent a couple of songs. And apparently... For his band? Well, yeah, he's got that band, Curious George. No. Isn't that what they're called? Independent George. Independent George. And so, we're going to play... We actually can hear them. From what I heard, the rumor is this is a new project. Well, he said he's sending us some of his stuff and some of the stuff of this other guy that he's working with. He's got a new project. It's a duo. It's an acoustic duo. Oh, hello. Awesome. That's right. That's cool. And what they will do is... They will be playing like... They'll play like... They're playing the Blood Drive on Tuesday. Yeah. And so he's pretty stoked about it. That's cool. How about that? Very cool. The guy's multifaceted. He really is. It could be the next Padres announcer. Really? No one's saying nothing. I'm not saying nothing. We're just talking. The rumors are running rampant that...
Josh is being courted by Channel 4. Come on. Court him. Court him. Send him flowers. He's a full-time San Diego resident, but I don't know anything. Dude. I have no insider knowledge on this. Dude. He calls a great ball game, too. Oh, man. I've seen it when the Rangers play the Sox. Dude, when he calls national games on Fox, he's awesome. Oh, it's money. He's real good. Oh, yeah. Josh is really good. Okay. Skee-ball. Oh, what up? She is our news girl. She's got the golden spaghet. Oh, glory. I pay for my ham like everybody else. I know you do. Nobody's claiming anything different. I didn't say anything else. I don't know why you're going off about it. It's a cliff, Sean. I'm sorry. Let's see. Shawnee, oh boy. He is our little neon green earphone wearer.
And yeah, there he is saying hi. And he is in San Francisco in a high-rise building. And I actually don't know if I've ever told you this. He actually broadcasts from a little room at the very, very top, the very point. of the Transamerica building. Yes, the pyramid building that you see there. It's like, yeah, the very tip of the pen. He's right there at the very top. The ballpoint. All the walls are sort of pointed up. There we are. It's like a pyramid. It's really kind of disorienting. He has to be careful when he stands up because it'll hit his head. It'll hit his head. I always hit my head. I always do. He always gets jammed in that. Sometimes he gets stuck. You get to get the butter out. You get to get the butter out. It's so high up and it's so far up into the point that it's kind of like an airplane bathroom. Sean has trouble breathing. Yeah. That's right.
Ashley's our assistant producer. She is our friend. She is young. She's 25 years old. Vibrant. That's right. Very vibrant. Thank you. And you can see Ashley's eating competitions at MikeyShow.com. Oh, I watched it twice yesterday. Why? I watched it twice. Why? Film, reviewing film. You know, I'm very critical of the way that I do my competitions. And I like to see how I roll. She likes to work on her craft, Mike. The strategy. That's right. Eating tactic. You know, when the game is over, Phillip Rivers goes over film. He tries to get better. Take notes. And Ashley experienced a loss yesterday. So she's trying to learn from reviewing film. Boston Rob. Here he is. He's going to be on Monday. Boston Rob is going to be 26 years old. My mom remembered this year. Did she? That's sweet. Age, like the past two. But this year she said, hey, you're going to be 26. She knew it. And it's not tougher. She's exactly 20 years older than me. That's not good. It's not tough, mom. It is not tough. Well, Monday, we're going to be off next week.
We're off for the Thanksgiving holiday. And so on Monday, say happy birthday to Rob just out loud or something, you know? Okay, yeah. I'll go outside. Yeah. It's about noon. There you go. I'll just be listening. Good plan. And then finally, the seventh member of the Mikey Show is the artist. We know I'll hear Sky. Oh, wow. Wow. Wait. I mean, we've been out in here for 15 minutes. Wow. But he does have a point. Yeah. He's not wrong. That's right. I am sorry. You didn't get enough yesterday? What was yesterday? Oh, he was making jokes. This clown. I couldn't hold my tongue, and I just asked her what it was like to have a lot of husbands in Texas. You know why he asked her that? He felt that she was dressed like one of those polygamous wives. And the joke doesn't even make sense because it was husbands having a whole wife. And it was so funny because we, you know, we went to Benihana for lunch yesterday.
Let me get through this. Seventh member of the Mikey Show is the artist formerly known as Sir Roosevelt Zethian Oates III, Junior, Esquire, MD, DDS, President, and CEO. As seen on TV. That's Zethian Oates. He's our phone screener, and you can call us now and get on the radio. 570-1053, has it always been your dream to be on the radio? Call us now. Get on. Say anything you want. Talk to us. Say hi. Whatever. We make dreams come true around here. That's right. You can text us, too, at 35253. We went to Benihana in Mission Valley yesterday for lunch. Delish. And as we were leaving, I gave my camera to the hostess and said, can you take a picture of us? So we all stood for a picture, took a picture. Rob had already made the pull of Gibbons Dwight joke about a million times. We looked at the picture that they had just taken of us. And Rob says, hey, Mike, who's the polygamist standing next? It made me laugh all over again. All over again. I mean, all afternoon. Jesus. You know, like Ashley's like, oh, your hair's getting so long. And then Eddie joins in. He goes, yeah, husband number 17 likes it that way. Oh, wow. It's like, okay.
Yeah, Sky, what do your sister wives think about it? Yeah, it's really hilarious. Oh, wow. P1 bureaucrats on the line. Hey, good morning, guys. What's going on, dude? Hey, I just wanted to let all the P1s know that I'm extremely proud of my fiancée. She's doing the breast cancer walk today, the three-day. Dude, my neighbor's doing that. That's no joke, man. My neighbor is doing that, and you're right. It's no joke. You guys know about this? Eddie, you ever heard of this? Uh-uh. Hey, P1 bureaucrat, tell everyone what this thing involves. Oh, man, they have to raise $2,200 just to do the walk. It's three days. They do 60 miles. It's crazy. It is just unbelievable. Three days, 60 miles, 20 miles a day they walk. Wow. 20 miles a day. And don't some of them, like, camp out? Yeah. Yeah.
You, like, walk all day long, and then you stop and you camp. You get up in the morning, and then you walk. You stop. You pit your tent. You make your fire. Dude, those are strong people. Right? Those are mentally and physically strong people that are able to do that. I mean, there's so much training involved getting it, you know, just to do it. You got to get out there. That's amazing, dude. Awesome! I'm just, I'm so proud of her. I just want to let all the people know that I am. That's really cool, man. That's really cool. And tell her thank you. And I just think that that takes so much for somebody to do that. And it's a very selfless thing to do. That's really cool. Really cool. Right on, dude. All right, guys. Have a good one. Thank you, brother. 570-1053 is our phone number if you want to call us and say hello, just like that guy did. Also, welcome to the studio, P1 Daniel, who is in the studio today. And it looks like Daniel. That's right. P1 Daniel, he's a brewmaster at OG's in Vista. That's right. OG's is yummy. Oh, what the heck? I mean, it's 620 in the morning. Well, yeah, that's the deal. It's Friday. It's 420 somewhere. That makes sense. Also in the studio with us today, P1 Philly's finest is here with us.
Oh, look at this guy. Look at this guy. Where is he? Where is P1 Philly's finest? Hey, dude, where are you? There you are, dude. Good to see you. Good to see you. He works at Linda Vista Elementary School part-time. And he's also a DJ over at SDSU. Yeah, got his own radio show. Awesome. Yep. And also a contributor for something called the UT Street, which is kind of cool. Let's see. Recently became a big fan of Ashley's cooking. Really? Didn't know that. What? Didn't know that. What can you tell me, Philly's Finest? Tell him, Philly. I had the mac and cheese with the sour cream instead of the milk. Not going to lie, it is bomb. I'm not lying. Really? Wow.
I'll put that on my heart right now. You just did. I just saw you put it on your heart. In all your faces. You put the mac and cheese on your heart? No. Ash, do you get the mac and cheese with the powder kind? Is that what we're talking here? Yeah, just a normal, like, Kraft mac and cheese. But replace. Instead of milk, use sour cream. I prefer organic, fat-free sour cream. Okay, so if it says to put a cup of milk, you put a cup of sour cream. And said whatever the amount is, you would just replace that amount with sour cream. Mm-hmm. Well, it's, what I just do is normally like a, like literally like a plop, like a little scoop. Oh, so you don't, okay. I kind of eyeball it. There you go. Plop, plop, fizz, fizz. That's afterwards. You're going to need a little bit of that. It's real good. I'll pass. You're not the only one that thinks so. Apparently, Philly's Finest has tried it out for himself. Yeah, and then what you do is you take that, I can't believe it's not butter spray, and you use that instead of regular butter. So then you've got fat-free mac and cheese, and it tastes exactly the same. That's ridiculous. That is ridiculous. Secret. Can't be possible. Secret in the sauce. Can't be possible for that to taste exactly the same.
No way. You know what I mean? It's getting better. I'm just wondering what a taste test would reveal on that. So disgusting. You know what I'm saying? Would a taste test reveal that that is actually good or that that is actually bad? Well, if you have your tongue removed, maybe. Let's see. P1 Chris, what's up? Hey, what's up? Mikey Show. I had a question for the Oracle. Go ahead. I have fantasy football on this. I'm doing really well in the first place. I have two running backs, three running backs. I need to put two in. I'm going to keep Chris Johnson in. Then I have Clinton Portis or Rodney Brown. Well, you've got to keep up to date on the status of Clinton Portis is the main thing you need to do. Just make sure that he's going to play. If he plays, then he's your guy. He's had that shoulder and hip injury and stuff. Yeah. I mean, it's definitely kind of a game time decision type of a thing. You just got to keep your eyes out. If Portis is healthy and plays, I would start him. If not, then go with Ronnie Brown. All right. Well, thank you. Good luck, man. There you go, brother. Let's see. Eddie, one more fantasy football question for you. And just so you know, we're going to be doing Ask the Oracle a little bit later. Yes.
Eddie is the sports oracle. Eddie, fantasy football. Titans D or the Jaguars D? That's P1, king of V. Well, you know, for me, I always like to go with the hot hand. I like to go with the team that's been there for me in the past. And, you know, Tennessee has one of the top-ranked defenses in the league. They have an interesting matchup taking on Brett Favre and the Jets this week. I think they're still going to be stout and they're playing at home. So I would go with Tennessee personally. Jacksonville, Minnesota, that's one of those games that could be a defensive battle or you could see Adrian Peterson go off. You never know. So for me, I would personally go with Tennessee. There you go. 570-1053 is our phone number. Our text number is 35253. And our answering machine number is 858-715-1923. Not to mention that when you play defenses, you get points for things like interceptions, sacks, and those kind of things. And Brett Favre, my beautiful friend, loves to throw interceptions. So that's another way you'll score points. Yeah. Let's see. If you are shy.
And you're the type of person that is, hey, listen, you're not comfortable calling and being live on the radio. Call P1 Answering Machine. 858-715-1923. Hey, you guys. Thanks so much for putting up the full podcast to your show. I'm loving it. Living up in San Francisco now and loving it on my drive to work. Love you guys. Thank you, bro. There you go. That's cool. That is our P1 Answering Machine. The last week in November in observance of B-Rob's birthday. We always do that. Yeah, we will be. Yeah, that's how we roll. Yeah, we actually will be. That's how important Rob is to us. So the answer to the question is yes. It'll be a national holiday. A week long of fasting. Because I'm broke. That explains that. Here is the deal. This text message I believe says it all. Mikey, I work from 5.30am to 5pm and with traffic I get home around 6.30am. So much to download.
So little time. Oh, no. That is P1 Gift Giver. Yes, that does not give you much time to download 45 B-Rob songs. So my suggestion is triage, triage, triage. What is the most important one you need? Take care of it. Because at 7.30 this morning, just a little over an hour from now, B-Rob's songs go up on MikeyShow.com. And I'm telling you, if you have ever told your friends or your family living across the country about the Mikey Show and why you love it, send them an email and send them a link to MikeyShow.com. And get them to go there and download these songs because at 7.30 tonight, those songs come down. We do not allow them to be downloaded any longer. They come down. At 7.30 tonight. But for 12 hours, you get them for free. There is no charge. You get them for free. Sick. Yeah. Thought we would do something nice for you. Mikey Show, hello. Hello. Oh, no. Oh, gosh. That is not a good signal. I hope they're okay. Did you guys hear about the attorney general? Dude. Dude. This is nuts. The attorney general.
of the United States collapsed yesterday. What? Whoa. And I believe we even have audio of it. Yeah, he was in the middle of giving a speech and then just kind of started to shake and slur his words and collapsed. Cut 43. How old is he and what's going on, Skye? Michael McKasey, he's 67 years old now. Remember, our old attorney general was that Roberto Gonzalez guy, and there was all the scandal around it. So this was the guy who was brought in to replace him. And yeah, he was giving his speech, started shaking and slurring his words. And luckily, he was speaking in front of a podium because he kind of fell and slumped over the podium. And then as he kind of started to slide down, the Secret Service got in there in enough time to brace his fall. Wow.
biggest injuries comes when you have an incident like that is when you fall and hit your head so luckily they were able to brace his fall and get him to the hospital immediately they're not saying exactly what happened whether it was a stroke or a heart attack who knows you know maybe just didn't need enough we don't know they're not saying um but they are saying that he is conscious and alert which is good but very very scary i uh i just think it's so strange it happened At that moment where he's giving a speech, it happens then. You know what I mean? That's kind of a strange story. 570-1053. We got a lot of great stuff on the show for you today. It's a very, very big, big show today. It's like a loaded baked potato. It is. Eddie, that is a perfect way to put it. Yeah, let me tell you something. The first part of this loaded baked potato hits in one hour from now. It's like the bacon bits. Yeah. It's so good. It is. We're putting the bacon bits on in an hour. And that is B-Rob's songs, man. They go up for 12 hours in an hour. Let everybody you know know about it. Our text number, 352. Yeah, it does. 35253 is our text. Our phone number, 570-1053. And let's see. What do we got for you? B-Rob drops his Thanksgiving song today. Oh, yeah. Yes. Yeah.
His brand new Thanksgiving song. And by the way, that very song, available for download at 7.30. Awesome! The magic of the interweb. That's right. Josh Lewin, the play-by-play guy of the San Diego Chargers, will be on the show today. And we'll be hearing his music. We've heard of his band Curious George for so long. I know, independent. Today we actually get to hear... what his music sounds like, and his new project and what he's doing with this new guy. And we're going to hear all that stuff. We're going to do Ask the Oracle today where you get to ask sports questions to Eddie. And we're going to do some very, very uncomfortable audio with Miley Cyrus and Ellen. Very uncomfortable audio. Great audio. Hysterical audio from The Daily Show and a lot more. Dane Cook in the stand-up spotlight. The Mikey Show Stand-Up Spotlight 53. I think God bless you, by the way, when someone sneezes. I don't say bless you. I don't say that because I'm not the Lord. I can't do that. I'm just a messenger for big guns upstairs. You know what I'm saying? And I never go with Gesundheit. I don't know who even says that. If I say Gesundheit, I feel like I'm honoring Hitler. Like I should be like Gesundheit. I end up on the History Channel because the guy sneezed. God bless you. This is what the guy comes back with, okay? Here's where it starts to get out of control.
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I honestly, legitimately believe that William Shatner is a really good actor. Boston Rock. I don't lose all the time, and I don't lose in everything. Whatever you ever want. And Ashley. Combined with my ADD and the fact that I'm just like a social butterfly, I'm all over the place. The Mikey Show's on. Dude, you took a second, you thought about it, and it's your boy again. Uh-huh. Rock 105.3. Good choice, Seth. I like it. This is true. That no one will recognize, but I like it. Let's do it. This dude was a white guy with a fro. And his name was Greg Raleigh, and he was the lead singer at Journey, and he played the keyboard. So he didn't, like, stand up and sing or play the guitar. He played the keyboard. So a dude would, like, lead sing from a keyboard, you know? That was cool. Yeah. And then what happened was they find Steve Perry, right? And they're like...
Why don't we, it was like hippie days, right? They're like, why don't we have this guy join the band? It'll be real groovy, right? And we'll both sing, you know? Yeah, right. They made an album with the two of them singing, you know, like, are you seeing one song? And then they were like, you know, Greg, it's been really, really, really fun times with you, man. And we'll see you later. They email you to fire you, but that hasn't been invented yet. So, yeah. You see what they're doing here? Like, Steve Perry's singing backup. And they're like, boy, those backups sound really good, don't they? That's the only part I like. Exactly. Beat it, because you are going out. But I'm your keyboard player. All Steve Perry wanted to sing about and talk about was loving and squeezing. Yeah. He's really into squeezing. Dude, as much as he could get the line squeezing in there, he would squeeze it in there. I'm squeezing.
Did I give a time check even? Oh, it's 640 then. Sources from inside the Obama camp say that Barack will nominate Hillary Clinton as Secretary of State after Thanksgiving. Ocho Cinco, Chad Johnson was deactivated for the game last night for a violation of a team rule. Head coach Marvin Lewis tries to explain. Well, I think as we move forward, I think Chad will be back and should have an opportunity to play next week against Jacksonville. I think he understands that it's unfortunate that we had to get to this point with the punishment, but he's a responsible part of this football team, and as you said, he's a good player, and he's a guy who this is important to. And and so, you know, I don't there'll be no follow residual effect. Chad's excited about playing and, you know, communicated with me three or four or five times today. That told us nothing. Yeah. Thank you for that. Well, you know what I think is kind of weird about it, Eddie? You know, here's Marvin Lewis and, you know, he's throwing down the punishment. Right. But he's got another kid who's been arrested nine times. Right. You know, like, I don't know.
Trying to make some sense of that. Trying to make some heads or tails of that. It's the bangles, Mike. That's true. Mikey, did I hear Ash say that she sprays butter on her mac and cheese? I just threw up a little bit. That's not even the gross part. That's 100% wrong 99.9% of the time. It's P1 obese. P1 Annabelle says, I love Sean's laugh. It cracks me up. There you go. Agreed. Mikey, when can we download tone-deaf clips I need to scare the coyotes from my area? Yes. Rude. That's P1 Lee. Well, who knows? Who knows about that? I don't know about that. I don't know about that. Christmas is coming up. But yeah, we did, you know, tone-deaf was it yesterday, and that's on the full podcast, so. That's right. There were some gems in that. You could download that. It's priceless. I know. It really is. Yeah, no cash value. Nobody would pay for that. Again, that is 100%.
When in the movie Alien, Ash said that he really, really respected that alien because it was so awful. It was pure. You know? That's what he said about the alien. Purity. I admire its purity. Thank you. 5701053 is the number. Our text number is 35253. We're going to be eating turkey next week, you guys. What do you guys think? I love it. I love it. Yeah, turkey. A little turkey, a little mashed potatoes. What kind of rolls do you guys roll? Ooh, that's a big deal. That's a big deal. That is huge. The bread's a big deal, man. Yeah. It's always those Hawaiian rolls. Yes. Yes. Yes. I'm in on that. I like you. Yeah. With the orange top, it comes in a bag with an orange top. And then you can get the white or the wheat. Yep. Yeah. No wheat. Who would do wheat? I always get both. I get a variety for the running ass. You're going to be eating. Yeah, you're eating 4,000 calories. Go for it. Go for it. And FYI, I was informed by my brother and sister-in-law that there's no need for me to bring anything to Thanksgiving dinner. They are taking care of all of it. So that means that... Including...
They have turkey. They don't do ham. Sky does ham for Thanksgiving dinner. They don't do that. But you can figure it out for you. But if you know you have a guest who will kill somebody if they don't have it. Well, I don't think I'm going to die. Well, there will be a murder. And I was like, are you sure you guys don't need me to bring anything? No, no, we got it covered. You just come and enjoy yourself. Okay, check it out, you guys. Check this out. You know how MacGyver would be in a situation, right? And it would seem like a situation that there's no way out of it. But he would somehow figure a way out of it, right? There's a way to do this. Okay, we know this. They say they don't need anything, so if you do bring anything, it could be perceived as rude. But there's got to be a way to get this done. There's got to be a way to do this. Why don't you just go, hey, Joe. Hey, Joe. Hey, Joe. I'm your sister. You know I like ham. Take care of it. I'm not going to say that. Thank you. How about wear a vest made of ham? Oh. I like it. And then you take little bites out of it. Disgusting. Edible vest. I didn't think of that. Is that from the creator of John Hamm's John Hamm? John Hamm's John Hamm. Same maker. Okay. Sky, what about this one then? All right. It's not what Ashley said, but it's a little like tweak of that. What if you said to Joe, can we have ham? Well, no, that's rude. I mean, my other guest.
I'm going to be their guest, and as their guest, I will accept whatever they present. It's your brother. You can't say, hey, dude. Seriously, you know the deal. You know what time it is. Say that. You know what time it is. You know what Shakin' on Shakedown Street is. But my brother has nothing to do with it. I mean, it's really my sister-in-law who's doing it. Yeah, but he can get the job done. He can get the job done. If she's like Martha Stewart, she puts on a beautiful spread, and I feel it would be rude for me to. Maybe he can be a ham advocate. He can take the information and say. Yeah, he can plead your case. What if he says, yeah, hey, the sis likes a little ham. She's going to start changing. He can work pro-hammo. Yeah, he could be like your attorney. Stop. I'm just going to roll with it. See what happens. Come get some ham. Yeah, I think that's giving up too soon. There's a way to accomplish this. Yeah, you got to fight for your right to ham me. That's not the song. I thought that was a song. It's not how it goes. Mikey Show. Hello.
Hello? Yes, you're on the air. Hi, Mikey. Yes. What's up? Hey, just have a question. I was trying to leave a message for you guys. Uh-huh. And your mailbox is full. Is there any way we can erase the messages? Is that what we have to do? I didn't know. Oh, wow. Maybe we have to go on there and erase old stuff. Is that what we got to do? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Zethian, go on there and erase some of the old stuff. Okay. Okay, cool. Yeah, because maybe that's the deal. We'll go on there and we'll erase some stuff, brother. Cool, man. I think that that is the deal. Like, if it gets too full, you can't put any more stuff in there, which... I just took care of it. All right, cool. We're good. I didn't know. Everybody, bye. We're all good. Well, I mean, when you don't have enough time to record, this could happen. Hello? Okay, see? You see what I'm saying? That's all. That's all that's there. I wonder what she meant by that. That's all that's there. That's what I'm saying. You know, so be careful. 5701053, Mikey Show. Hey, Mikey. What's up? Hey, man, I got all the answers you need for Sky's little issue there. What do you got? All right, man. You know, it's not rude to bring a Starbucks with you. So what you do, you take the Starbucks cup and you liquefy that.
Stop it. Sky, no ideas are bad. No ideas are bad. This is a brainstorm session. It's a brainstorm session. That's all. I mean, it's a horrible idea. I've got a clog in my straw. Got some. Mikey Show. Hey, what's up, Mikey? What's up? This is P1 Charger. I have an idea for Skye. Go ahead. Why doesn't she make it the day before and pack a little baggie, put it in her purse, and then take it out for dinner and put it on her plate? I think that's rude. I mean, I like the idea of just, you know. What? They'll never know. How will they never know? Maybe they won't notice. I'm pulling a Ziploc bag out of my purse and dumping it on my plate. You guys have never seen Skye eat ham. She looks like that part in Silence of the Lambs. It's like all over her face. Skye, why don't you tell them that you're hamabetic? Why don't you just say, hey, I'm hamabetic. I need my hamsolin. Can you stop? I got to inject myself with hamsolin. I think I don't want to be rude. I'm their guest. Thank you.
Really going to leave yourself out in the cold on the ham stuff. Oh, Brandon has a solution. Hi, Brandon. Hey, how's it going? What's up? I, too, like ham. And the same kind of thing happened to me at my sister's house a couple Christmases ago. Uh-huh. And I, a couple days before, actually sent her a free gift certificate for a honey-baked ham in the mail. So she received that. You are a genius. She went and got it. You are a genius. That is smart. Good luck, guys. Yeah, but that's the only problem I have with that one. No guarantee. That is true. Yeah, there's no guarantee, but it gives you a fighting chance. He's smart. Go ahead. It's going to involve me and a little bit of money. All right. Oh, no. Sky. What? I just give you money? That's it. And hopefully you'll get some ham. Problem solved. Check this. Okay. Right? So. That day, whatever time you're going to have dinner, I'll show up about 15 minutes before, and I'll just write ham on my shirt or something. I'll have a nice big honey bake, and I'll be like, honey bake delivery. Ham-a-ground. Yeah, yeah. Ham-a-ground. And I'll be like, oh, this is the wrong address? Yeah.
If you guys want it. I'd be like, well, we can't let that go to waste. Let me throw hundreds at you. You tell me when to start. And then I'd just be like, yeah, it's cool. You can have it. I like that idea. Sean, do you have a doorbell sound effect? Do you have any kind of a doorbell sound effect? I don't think anyone's going to buy that, Rob. That's what you do. I like that idea, actually. You do a hammergram. No one's going to recognize Boston Rob. No. No. I actually don't. You say, is there a Brother Joe here? Is this the Brother Joe residence? Oh, Brother Joe. Hey, Joe. Yeah, I'm a hemogram man. Congratulations. Yeah. Somebody has sent you a hemogram. Then you give a thumbs up. Somebody who loves you. Thumbs up, wink at Skye, and then you leave. A real subtle wink. Yeah. Yes. P1-300 is on the line. Hey, what's up, Mikey? What's up, dude? All right, I got the ultimate solution for this. Go ahead. It's real subtle. All she's got to do is put a phone call in to the sister-in-law and be like, hey.
There's going to be a big announcement on the show today. You've got to listen. And then just have the normal show and keep talking about ham. And if she doesn't get it, then... There it is. There it is. Sky, it's brilliant. No, these things are all rude. We say, hey, you've got to listen. It's going to be crazy today. And then we go, will you just give her some ham? Please, give your ham. You can just start doing threatening messages and just call her and be like, you know, if there's no ham at Thanksgiving, somebody's kneecaps might break. That's an idea. Can I just hang up? No. It's an idea. And you leave them messages. Don't leave your name, though. Just be like, I heard you might upset someone at Thanksgiving. No idea is bad. It's just brainstorming. That's all we're doing. We'll figure it out. Approximately 40 minutes until every B-Rob song ever recorded goes live on the website for free download for 12 hours only. 570-1053 is our phone number. Our text number is 35253. When we come back, we will premiere B-Rob's Thanksgiving song 08. Thanksgiving song 08 is next. It's Mikey.
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The Mikey Show's on. I hate you guys. Rock 105.3. It's 7-0-1. In Britney Spears' upcoming documentary on MTV, she says that it was K-Fed's music that killed their marriage. Huge game for the Chargers this Sunday against the Colts. ALT, what's going on with the team's mindset in the locker room? I think it's just a business mindset. We've got to take care of our own business. You know, it's really time out for all the talking and, you know, the kind of, I guess, hoopla and kind of stuff that we kind of psych ourselves up about. You know, at this point, it's a business mindset and approach that we have to take. Business. Business is not good right now. All the economies. Boy, that economy is really affecting everyone. Everything.
Chargers are in a recession. That's right. That's right. Yes. That economy is really affecting the Chargers' defense. It's worse than the one on Wall Street. That's right. Maybe we can have a bailout. Yes. Please. Please. Let's see. 570-1053 is our phone number. Our text number is... 35253. Oh. 35253. And... In about 30 minutes, exactly 7.30. This is going to be exact. Oh, mama. At exactly 7.30, B-Rob's songs go up for download. Yes. Oh, mama. 12 hours, 12 hours only. Download them as quickly as you can. Hopefully, you have a fast connection. It's going to last for 12 hours, and that's it. Then they come down. Speaking of B-Rob's songs, he's got his new Thanksgiving song, 08. Yes. It will be included at 7.30. Yes. Awesome.
Rob does his Adam Sandler Thanksgiving song. Oh, yeah. And this is Thanksgiving 08. Love to kill gopher. What was that luck to me? Sky loves her chauffeur. What does this have to do with Thanksgiving? Ashley loves to eat lots of food. That big bone in her foot. Is obtrusive and rude. I bet her shoe size is a 10 in dudes. For me and ham for Skye. Skye loves ham more than she loves black guys. Skye could eat her ham at the mall. My favorite Pope ever was John Paul. Ashley is sweaty. It's wicked gross.
Sky always demands that we give her toast. Sammy is a puggle that no one wants to touch. I think I'd rather kiss Starsky or Hutch. Thanksgiving is a special night. Wally from Wally World says Dynamite. That's right. That's right. Turkey with gravy and cranberry. I wouldn't mind if Johnny Damon got BD. Turkey for you and ham for Sky. Sky would eat that ham if you put it in a pie. White meat, dark meat, Sky began to drool. Sky, I'm not talking about guys. I'm talking about food. Turkey for the girls and turkey for the boys.
I laugh wicked hard when I hear a fart noise. Oh, Scott loves ham on Thanksgiving. I like it. Happy Thanksgiving, everybody. Happy Thanksgiving to you. So it's basically a song attacking me and Ashley. Really? Honoring. I think that's a much better word. Honoring. That's right. We didn't get honored this year. Wow. The guys didn't. What's up with that, man? Maybe next year. Yeah, maybe next year. Next year you focus on the guys only then. Okay. There's still Christmas. Got to do some more honoring. That's right. Okay, shush. Well, that was really worth it. That was great. Fantastic. Are you kidding? That was awesome. Yeah. Let's see. Apparently.
Barbara Walters and Rosie O'Donnell. Rosie O'Donnell. Rosie O'Donnell. Rosie O'Donnell. They're not. Rosie O'Donnell. They're not getting along. What? Rosie O'Donnell. Well, tell me what you think about this. Tell me what you think about this. This is a... Yeah, it's a little war of the words. Rosie kind of started it, and then Barbara commented after. Yeah, listen to this. Cut four. We're very proud of some of our alumna, Meredith Vieira, who has gone on and has this wonderful job, and Lisa Ling. I mean, we take delight in people who've gone on. But there are some people who have done this show and then for years feel they have to dump on it, maybe for their own publicity. And that not only hurts me, but I resent it. So if the shoe fits, lady, get on, ladies. Get on with your lives. We are not perfect. We are not always happy. But we're pretty good. Yeah. Well, we're kind of like a semi-dysfunctional family. You know, there's no reason to go overboard about how we don't get along. We do get along pretty well, considering that we're working together for so many years. To do what we do every day, it takes a certain amount of respect, I think, across the table. And we've had incredible years.
Maybe one more difficult than others in the past, but, you know. And so we will not. It's like Chinese fighting stars, man. Oh, man. You say it. I know. Well, it's so goofy, you know, to veil. Like, we know what's going on. Yeah. Well, the goofy thing about it, too, to me, is the surprise, you know, like from Barbara Walters. Like, dude, that's the culture of the show. That's the culture. This ain't the McNeil-Lair report you guys are doing. You know, when it is, listen, when you have like a serious show, right? When you got a serious show, like a news show, when somebody leaves, like when Dan Rather or whoever, I don't know, when somebody leaves 60 Minutes, you don't hear for a year in the tabloids them going back and forth about each other usually because it's like it's a news show. But it's a culture. That's what you guys do, man.
That's the reason that happens. Rosie says this. Cut 31. What? You know, Barbara wants everyone to believe and think and act as if everybody gets along and is, you know, really good friends and happy and hangs out together. And, you know, it's just not the reality. I'm not saying that they loathe each other, but, you know, the fact is there wasn't a lot of camaraderie off camera there. You know, people don't get together and have dinner once a month. The few ladies, they don't. Who knows? I don't watch the show, but... Is that what people think? Who cares? Why are you still talking about it, Rosie? It sounds like she was being interviewed and being asked about it. You don't think that's what this all started about?
Is her talking about it? Oh, that's definitely what Barbara was responding to that. You know, Rosie said it first, and then Barbara was responding, but I don't think Rosie was just walking down the street saying it. It wasn't in a video blog? No, yeah, yeah, yeah, right? Because last night I was watching Access Hollywood, and they were showing that clip of her. Oh, the video blog. And it was a video blog of her. Oh, if that's the case, then that's lame. It sounded to me like a phone interview, but if it was a video blog and it was just she was saying it for no reason, then okay. Now, the video blog I'm thinking of, though, is from a long time ago. Well, she does them a lot. Well, last night I was watching Access. I believe it was Access Hollywood. Yeah. And there was a video. It was a Rosie O'Donnell video blog. Rosie O'Donnell. They were talking about this very exact thing and saying, you know. So she does the video blog all the time and maybe she was still bringing them up or something? Yeah, and they showed a clip of her talking about them. Well, then that's lame. That's how it went down. And listen. There's no reason for that. There isn't. But, I mean, if you're Bob Wah.
I mean, this is the culture. Like, the show, that's what the show was kind of like. You made the Rosie O'Donnell bed. Yeah. You got a lion in it. Sure. Big bed. Yeah, well, yeah. Rosie O'Donnell, California. California king. Overweight bed. Wait a second. That's just getting out there and saying it. I think that's not very veiled. Fatty bed. Okay, so that's a different way, too. What do we got now? We got 20 minutes till we do this thing. Like, I'm getting ready. I want to go on the website and see what it looks like when it happens, when it goes live. 7.30 this morning, Boston Rob's songs go up there, and you can download every one of them for free. 570-1053 is our phone number. Our text number is 35253. Yeah. Josh Lewin on the show this hour. Play-by-play guy of the San Diego Chargers. Big game this weekend with the Colts. Big game. hear and see the YouTube clip of the day today. So I'll play the audio for you when we come back. It's really bizarre. And we have the actual video on the website, MikeyShow.com. You kind of got to see it to believe it. But when you hear it, it's weird. It's real, real, real, real, real. It's real weird. And we'll play it next.
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It's a Mikey show. It is 7-18. The Grand Marshal for El Cajon's annual Mother Goose Parade has been announced. Who is it, Skye? It's none other than Tori Spelling. Don't see a Donna Martin graduate sign out at that parade. Yes! Yes! Oh, dude. P1s, get on that. Donna Martin graduate. Welcome back to the show. Namibia. Let's see. Our text number, 35253. Our phone number, 570-1053. Now, here's the deal. In about 10 minutes, the Boston Rob songs go live. 10 minutes. 10 minutes. They are going to hit the website. And so you got 12 hours to download. There's 45 songs.
It's every song he's ever done. 45 songs. My suggestion to you is get them while they last. It's at MikeyShow.com M-I-K-E-Y S-H-O-W dot com. You got it? A couple of things to do here. Now it's time for the YouTube clip of the day. First, the YouTube clip of the day. This is a dog. Okay. Sean? That's a dolphin. One little clip right there. How do you like that? What is the matter with it? I don't know, but Sky made a pretty good call. Listen to the similarities between that dog and Casey. Wow. Now play Casey with me. Play the dog with this, Sean. You need to go see it. That is crazy. Yeah, dude. Go to MikeyShow.com. What kind of dog is that? Is he being tortured? What's happening? Go to MikeyShow.com.
M-I-K-E-Y-S-H-O-W.com. And under the word features, like right at the top, you're going to see like a menu at MikeyShow.com. You see main on the show, P1 Army, listen, and features. Under features is YouTube clip of the day. And so when you get there to YouTube clip of the day, it says really weird dog barking. And just play it. Oh my gosh. Yes. Yes. That was an alien animal. Oh, it's just a dog barking. We're all looking at it right now. And enjoy. Oh. Yeah, but look at the dog. But something is wrong with it. Dude, look at the dog's left ear compared to its right ear. That is a santee dog that got into its owner's mess. Thank you. Yes, Skye. That is awesome. Yes. That is out of control. That got into its owner's what? Mess. It seriously looks like one of those dogs that you used to be able to buy at a store or a fair, and you can put batteries in it, and it'll bark and walk and has fur, but it's like a robot? Yes. Wow. What the heck? Do you think that the dog that gave birth to that dog was smoking while it was smoking? No questions. And drinking. Yeah. That is strange. Definitely a crack puppy. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. That's frightening.
Go check that out at MikeyShow.com. Yeah, you have to see that. Delish. Six minutes. Six minutes and counting. Well, fast forward. Six minutes from now. In six minutes. There we go. It's going to go live. Boston Rob songs available for free download for 12 hours. There it is. Is it there yet? I don't want the menu. We're just looking for B-Rob songs. Thank you very much to Golden Baked Hams. I beg your pardon? I'm sorry? That's right, Eddie. Shut up, all of you. Why? Golden Bake Hams of 114 North El Camino Real in Encinitas. How's it coming today? What city was that? Encinitas, California. How's it coming today? Thank you so much, Golden Bake Hams. Isn't he the leader of 300? That's right. Spam-tons. Spam-tons. Lie down your weapons. All right. Anyway.
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There it is, ladies and gentlemen. Yeah, they brought us in. They brought ham in today? They brought ham in. And the ham is wrapped in, you know, their foil. And, you know, you tear it off there. And then we got some delicious buns over here. Some ham sandwiches. Some rolls to make some hammies. All kinds of ham delights. That's right. Are you okay, Skye? She can't talk right now. She's got stuff in her mouth. Shut up. Show me with your mouth open. She was very irritated at our reaction when the ham was brought into the studio during the break. Why? I mean, I'm just sitting here doing nothing, and then Eddie starts trying to restrain me like I'm charging for it. Like I'm going to knock the guy over. I was nervous that the guy was going to get hurt. I was just sitting here. We know what was going to happen. Oh, dumb. Preventative measures. That's right. This text message says, what's up, Mikey Show?
Special deodorant for Ashley, $10. Golden baked hams for Sky, $15. B-Rob's Thanksgiving song, Priceless. It's P1 Second Degree. Mikey, that Thanksgiving song was the greatest song ever. I can't wait to download it. I love the Johnny Damon line. That's P1 Red Sox. Let's see. Mikey, just wanted to warn all the female P1s. The movie... Twilight is a bigger letdown than Hayden Christensen being cast as Anakin Skywalker. Shut up. Shut up. That's P1 dot dot dot. No. Seriously. Sky, why females? Is Twilight like a chick vampire movie? It's kind of like a vampire love story. Is it vampires in the city? Yes. Yes, definitely. I would say it's for all ages. They drink blood martinis. Yes. Well, Sean, if you see the people who are actually going to it and reading it. Sean, you're an exception. It's mainly. Younger women. I think that, you know, it's for young adults, but adults as well. Yeah, it's crazy. Like, they had midnight showings last night, and, like, over 1,000 of the midnight showings across the country sold out.
In Los Angeles, people were scalping their tickets to the midnight showings. I don't get it. It's a series, and it's just really popular. And now the Jonas Brothers are in it? Yes, yes. They turn into vampires. Is that why it's so popular with the young ladies? And then Miley Cyrus comes out. Oh, wow. Yeah, it's pretty cool. Yeah, this movie is, you know, it's based on these books or something, like a book series and everything. And chicks are really into it. And this guy, I guess this guy saw it. So then there's muggles and vampires. That's right. Puggles? That's right. Hogswort. Is that what the deal is? They live in Hogswort? I don't know any of this stuff, man. Is there Puggles? Shut up. That's the vampire. 570-1053 is our phone number. And we now have... One minute. What? Sean, what do you do? Do you close out your browser? If you have your browser already on MikeyShow.com, is it a good idea to close it out? Yeah, if you want to make double sure, yeah. Close out, then go back in. Okay. It's 7.29 exactly right now. 7.29 exactly right now. So we have exactly 60 seconds until this thing goes live. Refresh. And what we're talking about is Boston Rob's songs.
All of Boston Rob's songs, every one that he's ever recorded, is going to be available for free download at MikeyShow.com. What about you guys, the guys that we have in the studio? Got two guys in the studio right now. We got P1 Philly's Finest and P1 Daniel. You guys going to download any of this stuff later? Are you kidding me? Yeah. Yeah, brother. Let's see. We're talking a lot of really good songs, like this one. Oh, yeah. Go, go, go. The only safe way. Go inside the bank with your money. How does he still know the words? Because, dude, he wrote them. Hello. Five, four, three, two, one, zero. It is 730 right now. Refresh. Refresh. Oh, there it is. It's 730. Go there now. Go there now. Go there now. Go there now. Please go there.
MikeyShow.com. Go to MikeyShow.com. I don't know how to spell it. I need it. M-I-K-E-Y. Where is it? S-H-O-W.com. Come on. Real fresh. It's going to be the first thing that you see under new on the show. I don't see it. If you've already had your browser open, close it. If you've already had your browser open, close it. Okay. I'm real fresh. And then open it back up and real fresh. Yeah, real fresh. Yeah, real fresh. All right. I don't see it. Refreshed. I've real fresh like three times. I know, I know. I've real freshed it. I closed it. I opened it. I don't see it. I'm real freshing. Does anyone see it? Sean. I see it. Sean. Sean. Stop toying me. Sean says he's looking at it right now. Come down here and real fresh mine. Sean. Sean, is there anything we can do? Is there anything? Because I know that the website is probably slammed right now. Slamming. You could try holding down the shift key and hitting the refresh button. Hold down the shift key and hit refresh. I just did that. I can't find the real fresh button. It's not there. It is there. Hold down the shift button. Where is the real fresh? And refresh. How long do I hold it? Where is it?
No, he means... We have a real fresh button? No, like... Oh, not on the keyboard. No, dude, there's a key on your board right there. It says real fresh, all right? I think I'll download... Sean! You're a jerk. Oh, you're the worst, Sean. Fine, I give up on you. You're a jerk. And everything you stand for. Oh, yeah. You're the worst. I'm... I... It's not cool. Is that something you just downloaded? Yep. Yes. I'm not... I'm not happy. You're the luckiest person I've ever met. Looks like only Sean can do it. Hey, you guys, just go over to Sean's house and you can download this. Hey, Sean, do you know what might be the issue with us? There may be a problem in the building with a cashing issue in the building. I'm sure people outside of our building can get it. Call us if you're seeing it right now. If you're seeing this right now, call if you're getting it.
Oh, yeah. I just got an IM from one of my computer friends, and she said, clear your cache. What does that mean? Well, if you have a Mac, it's really easy. You just click on the Safari button, and there's something there that says... You're going on a Safari? There's something there that says clear cache. You know what? I'll just do a keyword real fast. Let's do... Keyword, what do you do, like parody? Songs? Keyword, songs. Rob, songs? Yeah, songs. How do you clear your cache if nobody else needs to? Because I think people are getting this. Mikey Show. Hey, yeah, it's able to be seen online. You got it? Yeah, I have like three already downloaded. Right on. Okay, Keyword Songs is available. Keyword Songs. Thank you.
Keyword songs. Go to the keyword section. I see it. I see it. There's so many. I see it. That's me. Dude, there's 45 B-Rob songs. This is something that listeners have been asking us for forever since he started making songs. People have said. When are you going to give us the songs? And I said, wait, we'll put out a CD. We'll sell it. We're not selling it. It's free right now. Oh, that's awesome. Waffle number five. I don't even remember that one. Dude. That's hysterical. It's available for download for 12 hours and 12 hours only. This is crazy. There's so many that I forgot about. Love it. That's goodness right there. Oh, my word. This is so great. It's a lot of goodness. Yeah, we're going through it, and we're even right now. Like, I can't even believe this, dude. The brand-new Thanksgiving song is the first one up there. It's the first one up there. Then the 80s song, the Valentine's song, the Red Sox song, In the Pub, Raspberry Ham, Wind Beneath My Sheets because B-Rob wrote it, the Vote song, Super Bowl 07, the Super Bowl song. Let's see.
Dude. So cool. I love how you misspelled raspberry, by the way. I do too. One of the best aspects of this. Awesome. It's so great because you can sit there and you can click a button to just listen to it or you can download it by doing the right click. Oh, it's so great. So great. Blow it up. And by the way, if we have missed anything, just let us know. I just got an IM from, who do you think? Spaceboy. He's on it. Of course. What did we miss, Spaceboy? Sweet job of mine. Oh, yeah. Sweet job of mine. Spaceboy's the best. Is there any other ones? By the way, it took Spaceboy all of three minutes. Yes. That's not fair. Three minutes. Last night, Ashley called me, right? That's not fair. Last night, Ashley calls me. She goes, dude, I'm telling you.
I'm pretty sure I got them all. And I said, I'm sure you did. I said, and she even told me what they were. I'm like, I think we got them. We got. Yeah. Well, Spaceboy's like the rain man. It is, dude. And it took him probably more like 30 seconds because Spaceboy's in Vegas right now listening on the internet. So there's like a delay. You know what I mean? So, yeah. Yeah, Space Boy, he's a cheapo like me, and he said he ponied up the $10 to get the internet access in his hotel room just so he could get all the Rob songs this morning. Yes, Space Boy. Right? Crazy. Unbelievable. Wow. Unbelievable. All right. Go on there, check them out, check them out, and check them out. It's all the B-Rob songs ever done. It's at MikeyShow.com. The Mikey Show. Oh, yes! Are you a Vons Club Card member? Well, hopefully you are because Vons has this really, really cool thing going on right now. Okay, let me tell you about it. Basically, if you go into Vons and you buy $100 worth of participating gift cards, you swipe your Vons Club Cards, you're going to get...
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I listen exclusively to talk radio. Eddie. I use a specific Kleenex Sky. I don't like Gorgonzola, so... Yes, you do. Yes, you do. Sean. I really think that ice cubes from, like, refrigerator ice cube trays are disgusting. Boston Rob. I'm a grown-ass man. Show me some respect. And Ashley. I am a very forgiving person. On a Rock 105.3. These guys spouse in the world today. Sure must suck a lot. I'm a jerk. I'm an a-hole. Gonna celebrate his 30th birthday, but I forgot. Okay, we get it. I'm a monster. Sometimes I wish you'd go away. I'm a jerk. I'm horrible. Will you guys not cry and help me? Yeah, I think she might have known exactly when is his birthday. When it clicked, my stomach dropped.
Cause every year it is the same. I don't think you do get it. I messed up because. It's hard to believe she quit the weed. Her memory's still lame. It's easy to see the beating has no shame. Here, here, here. Shame's beating. Oh, Jesus. Man. I don't even remember ever hearing that. I'm telling you. I don't remember ever hearing that. I'm not kidding. My memory, like I'm hearing it, I'm like, wow. Rob did that? That's good. Hey, listen. Every B-Rob song. Sorry. Okay. Sorry, I'm swallowing. What are you eating? Well said. Shut up, Eddie. I'm eating delicious golden baked hams. Can I just go home? What are you talking about? Eddie is being a jerk. What did I do? He took a picture on his cellular. He took like seven pictures. He picked up the whole ham and jammed it next to my face and then took a picture. It's the funniest picture I've ever seen in my life. I'm just trying to work here. Don't let it get to you. If I were you, I'd be like...
Yeah, whatever. Big deal. Does it affect your personal life? No. Not at all. It's Friday. Not at all. You know what I mean? I like you, Ashley. It's like it phases you. Sky is in a... You're a friend. Yes, can you do that? We are above this. Just be all... 5701053. Mikey's show, hello. Mikey's show. Yes. One of those songs is messed up. Which one? We're crying out loud. Which one? Super Bowl song. Does it cut off or something? No, when you click to save it, the title of it says Xmas Ham Melody. It's the one right above Xmas Ham Melody, and both of them say save as, and it's just got the same title. I wonder if when you save it, it actually is what you want, but it's just called the same thing. Can you try downloading it? Can you try downloading it and see? I'll do it right now. I would try that because I know the way we work in the lab, that everything is just on one big file. You know what I mean? The program that we use, we kind of just pull stuff off of the two tracks. Oh, this is so good. 14 tracks. What are you eating? I'm eating golden baked ham. Still? Oh, that looks good. Guess who else is? Who? Who? You're cool. You're cool, Sky.
She's got this. You don't care. You don't care. Can we put the picture on the website? No. No. You have my permission. Oh, that was nice. No problem. We have Eddie's permission. I'll send these right off. Just a few more hours. I may take a couple more. Just a few more hours. 570. And I get to spend all week with the kitties and the hubby. 105.3. Oh, okay. Call us right now. All right. 570-1053. Mikey Show. Hey. Good morning. Good morning. Hey, while you guys going through the songs, why don't you guys play some songs? Oh, dude, we are. We've been playing them. You're not listening? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, all right. Thank you, thank you. Right on, right on. Okay, Eddie is like the paparazzi with his phone, and now Rob is, too. They both got their phones out, and every time she takes a bite, they both put their cameras up and try to take a picture. Dude, this is incredible. This is out of control. Hey, you guys, this is not a safari, okay? Well, I've never seen things like this before. Thank you.
I mean, this is, oh, this is great. But you guys, you guys realize, you guys realize that even when you go to Wild Animal Park, like if you start with the cameras, you know, it affects. Well, I don't want to startle. Startle. You don't want to startle. You know, they. I know. Be careful. I know. I know. They hunch down and they dart. Yeah, I don't want that. Keep in my distance. They're out. 570-1053. Come here, baby. Talk about some of that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why don't we move along? Absolutely. Really anything else. Why don't we talk about some of the news that's out there right now? Let's see. Eddie's. Tension between Eddie and Skye right now. It's really something else, right? I have no tension at all. This is awesome. It could cut glass. Tensionless. It's so awkward. What do you mean? You mean the stare down that's happening between the two of them right now? I'm just waiting. I don't know. Let's read the news, Sky. Thank you. Please. Tell me about the sweet humanitarian Tony Romo. Dude, this guy's like, I don't know what's going on. He's on fire lately. He's been doing all these good deeds around town. Some of the things that Tony Romo has done over the last month is he took a homeless guy to the movies.
I keep thanking him for that. That's nice. Took Rob to the movie. We saw Twilight. That's pretty nice. He helped a couple who were stranded on the side of the road change a tire. Pulled over, helped them change a flat. Nice guy. And then also he showed up at a Dallas high school for a pep rally that the high school was doing for their volleyball and football team. He showed up and addressed the school. That's a nice thing for him to do. I think all of that stuff is pretty cool. Deadline's ringing. What the heck is that? Hello? Hi, Carrie Underwood. Hi, Carrie Underwood. What? I have a serious question for you. I love sandwiches. That's a question? This is going on. Oh, really? What are they eating? What are they eating? That's a good one, Karen. What is going on? I don't know. We were just talking about Tony Romo. Tony Romo. His name rhymes with Bono. Bono? Okay. Swenson's? Thank you, Tony Romo. Have a Sunday.
Hi. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Oh, it's kind of a sensitive, it's kind of sensitive for Carrie. Let's do some good deeds ourselves. Let's go door to door and tell people not to buy Jessica Simpson's album. That's not a good deed. Okay. Okay. Oh, all right. Right. They used to date. They used to date. I don't understand. Yeah. We can watch Dante's take with your spouse and that's awesome. Oh, I love that movie. That's a good one with the lava. That's good. Hey, carry on the way. It's a very interesting friendship. I'm so confused. I heard your ex-boyfriend change his tires. He did. That's pretty neat. It's so nice to do that for people. Where do you suppose he keeps his tire gauge? With all those...
What? To the high school pep rally. Yeah, Will Smith was there too. Yeah, yeah. Tony Romo's so nice. Once when we were dating, he bought me Subway. Oh, my God. No, not the sandwich. Subway was a foreign exchange guy we saw at the mall. Oh, God. Okay. Oh, my God. Hey, Carrie Underwood. Yeah. Hey. Oh, Carrie Underwood. I hate it when you're sad.
So does. Hey, Carrie, Carrie. Yeah, Carrie Underwood. Carrie, Carrie, think that Tony should sell kids stuff. That's true. Yeah, like Tony Romo's bibs. Oh, wait. Right? It's like rib. Yeah, yeah. Tony Romo's bibs. We get it. Tony Romo's ribs. Oh, I like what you're doing there. Hey, Carrie Underwood. Nobody will ever know this. Okay. Carry Underwood. Go ahead. Have you ever wondered about the platypus? What? What? I think about those things from time to time. You do? What the heck are those things? Why do you think about them? I wonder what they eat. You do? I think they eat celery. Huh. That's so weird. I watched a puppy bowl last year. Okay. You watched what? I watched a puppy bowl last year. It's a puppy bowl. Yeah, yeah. It's on Animal Planet. It's the puppy bowl. Oh, yeah. All right. It's different. I'm confused when I watched it. Okay, let's go. Peace out.
All right. How weird. How strange to get a call. That is strange. How strange to get a call from both of them. Why do they hang out? That's the same time. It doesn't seem like they have a lot of time. Symbiotic relationship. Yeah, it is. Symbiotic. It is. 570. I just want people to know that you can go and call 570-1053 and get on the radio with us. Or you can text us at 35253. Or... You can leave a message for us on our answering machine, 858-715-1923. Josh Lewin is coming up next on The Mikey Show. Awesome! You guys hear about this? Obama's cell phone records got breached. What? Details next. Mikey Show. That's the ultimate hang zone. All right. USA Discounters, your incredible credit store, invites you to shop for quality furniture, tires, rims, state-of-the-art computers, and so much more. Fast automatic approval for all who qualify. No cash up front and no payments for 60 days. Make USA Discounters your incredible credit store. Shop online at usadiscounters.net or call 877-870-7700 for directions to USA Discounters Chula Vista Store at 476 Broadway. Get automatically approved and talk with their credit experts. Get the credit you deserve. Plus immediate delivery with no money down and no payment for 60 days.
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We had our first big upset in college hoops, Michigan, upset number four, UCLA, 55-52 last night. It's a Mikey show. Before we went to break, we said that Obama's cell phone records were breached. Oh, no. Yep. What does that mean? It means that people were in the system looking at his cell phone records. Really? Yeah. All that really tells you is, like, who he called? Well... If you're using a cell phone, which luckily in this case it was his cell phone, but if it's like a BlackBerry or something like that, I think you can actually look at messages and emails and whatever the BlackBerry can access. But if it's just a talky-talky phone, then you can just see numbers of who they called and whatever. Which still, Obama doesn't want his personal phone book getting out there, but it turns out that it was employees at Verizon Wireless.
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I think Skye's going to snap. I'm not kidding. She's very uptight. I don't want to make any more of this. I'm sure we're going to repeat this song. You're really uptight, Skye. I don't know if that was the right word. What's the matter with you, Skye? I didn't mean it in a bad way. What is it? Snappy? Yeah, you know, bitchy. What's the word, you know? Skye is it. Hey, everyone. Guess who's on the phone with us? Who we got? Josh Lewin. This will cheer you up. That's right. Ladies and gentlemen, the play-by-play guy of the San Diego Chargers is on the line. Guys. This is what he sounds like when he's not talking into the official microphone of the San Diego Chargers. It's all smoke and mirrors. I'm happy to hear the 80s stuff is coming back. I have a question for Eddie. I have a question for Mikey. Honest answer, fellas. Honest, okay? Let's hear it.
Did you or did you not own parachute pants at any time in your life? I did. Mine were gray. Of course I did. Mine were black. Yep. Okay. I'm good. Mine were purple. Mine were only gray. Mine were only gray because there was no more black left. Oh, yeah. I bought them all. Yeah. Yeah. There's only so many parachute pants in the city of Gilroy. This is what I remember. That would really suck if we're heading back to that. Hey, Josh, where'd you grow up? I grew, well, I mean, kind of all over, Mike. Rochester, right? By the time my family settled down, it was Rochester, New York. That's right. Rochester. What's that? Eddie and I lived in Rochester. Go get yourself a cabbage plate. That's right. Go over to Nick Taos. Nick Taos. So when I was a kid, Josh, and I don't know if you experienced this, but when I was a kid, my mom and dad, they didn't want to spend the money on, you know, getting like the really cool hip stuff. But if I would beat on them long enough, finally, eventually, every once in a while, they would give in. And I remember that there was this really popular kind of like fleece pullover jacket that was really, really popular. Like a chamois jacket, right? I got you. Yeah, I don't remember what they were called, though. And they had like the little zipper right here. They had a zipper. Yeah, exactly. And so when I was a freshman in high school, I wanted one really bad.
It took forever to talk them into. Okay, okay. So we went to the stores in Gilroy. Not available. Sold out. I mean, literally nothing. Went to all these different malls. Finally. The mall. Finally went to whatever the mall is in Salinas. Sean, what is it? What is that? Northridge? Northridge. Is it Northridge? Is it Northridge? Yeah. Finally went to Northridge Mall. Yeah. They had one. That was in the fat kid size that I was. That one left and it was purple. Oh, no. This was before Barney or it would have been way worse. I was only called Snuffleupagus. Shut up. As a result of it, you know, because and that was only because that was only because Barney hadn't come out yet. No Grimace jokes? No. See, that's where I would have gone. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Grimace, yeah, definitely Grimace. All right, so, Josh, we got a big game this weekend. You know, I mean, it shouldn't be this tough, but it is. You know, I mean, they're 4-6, and the Colts are playing great, and, you know, they need this game because Denver's leaking oil all over the highway. I don't know how they're keeping the car going. You know, they've got, like, a fifth-string running back, and Champ Bailey's been out. I mean, they should be brutal, but they're not. And the Chargers should be a lot better, and they're not.
So, you know, something's got to reverse quick, and they've pretty much got to do it against Indy Sunday night. Josh, this is the season. Yeah, you know what's funny, Eddie? I remember you and me and the dearly departed Lou Bush on one of those pregame shows. Well, he's not actually dead, Josh. He's not actually dead. He's a slight liberty there. He's no longer a TV channel guy. Yes, he's no longer on the broadcast. But any hoots, we were kind of throwing it around back in like week three. Is this a must-win game? I remember loud laughing you guys. Like, come on. It wasn't me saying it. That was Bush. It was Lou that said it? Yeah. But I'm, what is this, week 12? This is a must-win game. Well, this is the season. I mean, they lose Sunday night. It's over. You might as well stick a fork in them, and we can go ahead and move on to our, you know, other stuff we've got going on, Christmas shopping, whatnot. I don't think they're going to lose, though, Eddie. I think they, you know, if they're at home under the lights. They have their number. They're going to finally explode. They definitely have the Colts' number. Can they get angry? That's what I want to see. I want to see the Chargers get mad at their play. Like Norv? Yeah, yeah. Sometimes Norv gets really mad and he says things like, he gets all fired up, he gets mad, and he'll go, well, you know. I think that getting cheesed off has kind of been left to us fans right now. Expectations are a dangerous thing, guys. We all expected.
greatness, and right now it's mediocrity, and we're hacked off about it. We are. So, yeah, I think the guys know. I mean, they're not idiots. They know this is a game they've got to have, and just to get out 14-0 and relax would be a really nice change one time. Yeah, for sure. Eddie's shaking his head. I don't want to relax, even at 14-0. Eddie can't relax. I can't relax. He gets, as Ashley was calling Sky uptight, Eddie will kind of get uptight when he's thinking about this game. He doesn't know. He's getting a little excited about it. Well, put your parachute pants back on you. That's true. They are roomy. Well, I know, but you can't have mental chaos if you're sitting there in parachute pants. All right, Josh, I have other questions. It's not just business, man. We're going to talk to you about your personal life, all right? Oh, are we? Let's talk about your band for a moment. There's still band drama, too, Mikey. Oh, no. I want to see the behind the music. If we were any better or any more famous, I mean, we've got the drama. We just don't have the name. That's all. Here's the deal.
Josh Lewin, play-by-play guy of the San Diego Chargers, is a musician and has a band. He started the band, didn't you, Josh? No, I kind of got dragged along like a tin can into the band, but that's cool. I'm the guy that gets a gig, so therefore people kind of say, yeah, it's Josh's band. It's not. I'm the least talented musician of the lot. He plays keys, and you guys do rock songs. We do. We do rock covers, and that's the drama. Some guys want to do... you know, Buck Cherry and Nickelback and Jet, and some guys want to put on their parachute pants and play 8675309 all day. Right on. That's the one that you like, right? Or maybe not. Yeah, no, I mean, I'm good either way. I mean, I like playing. I mean, you know, some of the stuff, the new stuff, you know, from the 80s bands is kind of what I like. I mean, ACDC and Metallica and that kind of stuff. But, you know... It is what it is, is a famous man one set. Whoever's in charge of the set list is in charge of driving the train. Why don't you guys compromise and do both? Well, see, there's why we have to get on VH1. There's no compromising going on here. They've played San Diego, by the way. So when we're talking about them, they play San Diego. I'm trying to get the guys in to play. The Chargers have the blood drive coming up Tuesday, which is their big annual charity event that I'm hoping everybody's already.
In tune with, right, everybody's going to go give blood on Tuesday. For sure, man, for sure. And, you know, I'm glad that you're saying it because next week the Mikey show is on vacation. And so let's get the word out now that this is going to be going on on Tuesday. Right, I was going to come hammer away at this Monday, and then you sent me an email saying, dude, we're not on. Yeah, it's a good event. I mean, the Charger players are there, and hopefully they'll have something to celebrate, you know, after the game on Sunday. But it's Tuesday, and, yeah, the band was the initial thought. You know, the band is still having issues. Are you serious? You guys were going to play and you're not going to play now? I said, screw it. I went off the board. I got my buddy Chuck Davies, who's a hell of a musician. Oh, no. The band is breaking up. Oh, no. Oh, come on. Wait a second. What is going on? I cannot play with them. But it's also easier to fly in one dude than five dudes. You know, part of it is, you know, the band was really into it. I'd say, come on down. But Chuck and I are going to do like an acoustic guitar slash. keyboards thing. We'll have a good time. Hang on, Josh. Let me ask Coach Mike Singletary about playing in the band Independent George. Mr. Singletary, what about you? What do you think of these guys? Cannot play with them. Cannot win with them. Cannot coach with them. A little harsh. I think that's kind of harsh words. Mike never even heard us.
Yeah, that's why I'm saying why you even say it. You haven't even seen them. Why are you acting like this? I want winners. Fine. They've won many times. I want people that want to win. Hey, Josh. Mikey. I have a track here from your buddy Chuck. Chuck's very good. You'll like Chuck. And you guys are going to play together? We are going to play together. play together we're you know we've done that before we do like the whole you know if you've seen a couple of schmucks you know on a patio you know doing a bunch of like incubus and stuff that's us all right you're like calling oats yeah well i'd be oats because i'm the short guy who sings and uh yeah who sings uh well we both will i'll actually sing most of them that we got coming on on tuesday uh but we'll you know we'll it'll be some 80s it'll be some stuff from today but i mean mostly some just you know i mean It's a blood drive, Mikey. It's not a laser show. All right. I want to hear what this stuff sounds like. Now, the song I have from Chuck is called Tumble. You'll enjoy that. Now, is he singing on this? Yeah, he's doing it all. He went in studio and played all parts on this and things.
So I might be wrong. I think it's pretty good. Original? Original. Yeah, he does originals, and so do I, but mine suck. All right, I'm going to test this out. Let me see what this sounds like. The song is called Tumble. That's cool, man. I immediately thought of, like, a karate tournament was going on, and that was the song that was playing in the background. I like it. I like the visual. Someone screams out, sweep the leg. Eddie, I like it. I like the visual. I like it. All right, you want to hear some of Josh? Before you play it. Oh, no. Okay. Wait a second. What's the disclaimer? Hank Bowers on backing vocals. This was my attempt at Texas rockabilly. All right, now you're singing, right? Yeah, this is me doing everything except for guitar. Okay, let's check it out. You know the amazing thing about this, Josh, I got to tell you, is that as it's playing, I can still hear...
At the 20. At the 10. Touchdown LT. I was thinking of incorporating that. I just thought it would suck more. Yeah, I'm telling you, man. That is sexy times right there. I'm taking my top off. B-Rob just threw his bra on stage. Hey, Josh, I want to hear what you guys sound like together. Well, now Tuesday. There it is. We're going to mix it and see exactly what we have. We'll have a little stew. for you on Sunday. Give blood, get your orange juice and cookie. Listen to Josh. I think you'll get a shirt, too. Charger's blood drive shirt. Do you really? Yeah. That's pretty cool. Josh, always a pleasure. Mikey, thanks for having me on. I'm sorry I had to do a phoner from Dallas, but I'm en route here. We'll see you soon. Are you coming to the game, dude? Uh-uh. No, I can't. Dude, I want to, man. I want to, but the tickets are not easy to come by.
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There's certain things in my life that I considered no brainers. You know, at the time that I married my wife, I knew that one was a no brainer. Nobody's going to put up with the stuff she puts up with and is still real cool about it like her. But there's also things like when I talk about AIS and when I talk about Sleep Train, these are no brainers in life. If you're doing anything other than Sleep Train or AIS, it's just a... It's not the best decision you could be making. Sleep Train is the best decision you could be making if you need a mattress. It's an awesome mattress, too. The Beautyrest Plush Paris. I mean, it's gorgeous. That's nice, dude. That's nice. Sleep Train in San Marcos. Sleep Train is your ticket to a better night's sleep. Thanks, dude. Featuring Tough Love with Eddie. I heard you guys talking about the Mortal Kombat versus DC game the other day and how you think no one can beat Superman. You are sadly mistaken. Okay. Superman can be defeated. Let me explain. Oh, please do. First of all, in the game, there are two events that I won't go into that bring the two realms to merge. As the worlds merge, the characters' powers fluctuate. Superman will have some vulnerabilities because of merge. Otherwise, the game would be sorely unbalanced.
I hope this helps you with your confusion about the game. It's P1 Sub-Zero. Dear the Dork Knight. The Mikey Show continues. Brock 105.3. Is 834. Attorney General Michael McCasey was hospitalized last night after collapsing during a speech. They now say it was a fainting spell. This one's for you, Philly's Finest. The Philly's second baseman, Chase Utley. Knee will need. hip surgery that potentially will keep him out until the first week of June. Oh, wow. Wow, Philly's finest. Are you all right? Sorry, man. Oh, goodness. What do you think? It depends on how long he's out. If he's out until June, then that's no big thing. That's like a month. Yeah. But if it's longer than that... Your world's over. June is like three months. That's right.
We are going to be doing Ask the Oracle here, so get your questions in if you have questions for our sports Oracle. Skye, when is Chinese Democracy coming out? It is officially, I will guarantee this, coming out this Sunday. Really? Yes, exclusively at Best Buy. They put the whole album. I think it was the whole album, on their MySpace page, on Guns N' Roses' MySpace page yesterday. One song on the album, right? Is that the deal? One song on the album? And I believe it was for streaming, not for download. Two million people. streamed it yesterday on their MySpace page. So Dr. Pepper said back in the day, yeah, right, we've been waiting for this album for like a dozen years now. It's not coming out this year. I don't care what they say. If this album comes out in 2008, we will give everybody a free Dr. Pepper. Well, the album is coming out this weekend at Best Buy. How do I get my Dr. Pepper? Dr. Pepper said starting Sunday, but only for 24 hours.
So Sunday, you need to go to drpepper.com, and you can download a coupon good for one free Dr. Pepper, and the coupon is good until the end of February. Where do you use it? Any store that sells Dr. Pepper. Okay, at a store. Any store. I don't know. And do you get it out of the cooler? Yeah, can I get it in a Big Gulp? We're all freaking out. Can we have the option of a bottle or a can? Because I would much prefer the can. What do I do at the vending machine? Just put the coupon in. I don't think it would work at a vending machine. I'm at the vending machine, though. I think it actually has to be. I want that Dr. Pepper right there at the vending machine. Okay. I don't know exactly the size, if it's a bottle or a can. I'm not sure. Please help us. But on Sunday, for 24 hours only, go to drpepper.com, print out your coupon. You have until the end of February to redeem your coupon and get a free doctor. I'm so thirsty. Okay. From football to baseball and everything in between, it's time to talk to the man who knows all. It's time to ask the Oracle. Yes! Ladies and gentlemen, the man that knows more about sports than anyone I know, the Sports Oracle. And he's right here on this show, and you have access to him. Your Honorable...
Pappy. Here we go. That's right. The Honorable Pappy. 5701053 is our phone number. Text number 35253. You could text us a call or you could call us a call. Either way, you get on the air. Thank you. This text says, I have a Ask the Oracle question with a terrible sports situation in San Diego. Eddie, if you had to keep one coach, who would it be? But Black, Chuck Long, or Norv Turner? That's a P1 Oracle fan. That is an impossible question. Oh, wow. I can't get rid of all three. No, you have to choose one. Okay. Well, I'm definitely not keeping Chuck Long. See ya, buddy. He's gone. You're out. Listen, I would probably keep Bud Black. Yeah. And I'll tell you why. Yeah. I don't think Bud Black has had a fair shake. Look at his roster. It's not very good. I think if you gave Bud Black some players, you know, he'd probably be a good manager. You have shown me really nothing. You know, your team is underperforming. They underperformed quite badly at the beginning of last year, turned it around. They're underperforming this year terribly. There's no sense of urgency with the team, and so I would get rid of Norv. Yeah. Keep Bud Black. This is, you know, it's kind of weird, man. You know how you hear people saying, you hear people saying, well, you know, Norv, he can't be out there playing and all that stuff. You know how you hear that? Yeah.
It's just weird because how is it then that other teams with coaches like Bill Parcells or like, what was the dude in Pittsburgh that's not there anymore? Bill Cowher. Bill Cowher. How is it that those guys were able to get with less talent at times than the Chargers? How is it? That they get their players to do it. A lot of it is attitude. A lot of it is what you go on the field with. And I would say a good portion of that comes from your head coach. Yeah. You know, what kind of attitude do you bring to the field? And, you know, with Norv, he's a believer in, you know, these are men. These are people. I'll give them what they need to prepare. And then they go out and play. Yeah. You know, but it's obviously not working. You know, obviously, you know, they need a little bit more. They need a kick in the pants. From time to time, there's no real big leader, vocal leaders on this team, so that's got to come from the head coach. Dude, but not only that, it hasn't, like, where he's been. You know, because the big knock on Norv was, well, when he was in Washington, he didn't really have the players. When he was in Oakland, he didn't really have the players. And then he gets a Ferrari. He gets the keys to a Ferrari. And the Ferrari is a lemon.
So far, yeah. I mean, it's been tough to watch. You know, I think that, you know, it's a situation where I would have hoped that they would have waited until the end of the year to make a big announcement and say, you know, he's going to be back for 09 and whatever. But, you know, it's... I wonder how much of that is ego. A lot of that is, I think it's A.J. Smith saying, oh, nobody's going to tell me I made the wrong move. Nor Turner is our guy. What are you talking about? So, whatever. But it's one of those deals where isn't it going to look worse? I mean, if that were an ego hit to get rid of him now, man, dude, wouldn't it look worse after the 09 season? for it to go back, if it went south. You would think so. You would absolutely see. But AJ, I think we've seen in the past, he does business personally. He had a problem with Marty Schottenheimer. Marty Schottenheimer was out. He had a problem with Donnie Edwards. Donnie Edwards is out. He's very personal. And I disagree with that so much. It's like, listen, guy, I'm sorry you don't get along with people, but we want winners. Like Mike Singletary says, we want winners.
You know, I'm sorry. He said it best. Yeah, but wait a minute. But then he also says can't play with him. He also says that too. You need to learn. Cannot play with him. Well, okay. You need to learn. It is more about them than it is about the team. Oracle, what about this? What will it take for the Chargers to still make the playoffs? That's P1 Hammer Pants. You know, I said this. I'm sorry. That was really good. That was good. Didn't work. What are we talking about? I said this a couple weeks ago. I think that this team can go 9-7 and win the division. But the hard part is Denver's winning football games. As Josh said, they're leaking oil and this and that. But yeah, they're still winning. They're beating the teams they're supposed to beat. And they still get to play Oakland again. They still get to play, I think, Kansas City one more time. So those are wins. And if they keep piling up wins, we're not going to have a shot if we don't start winning.
So, yeah, I think we can probably drop another game here, but I don't want to. Let's have a sense of urgency about this team. Let's not lose any more games. Let's run the table. How about that? How about it? You know, you never really. Wouldn't it be great if you could just wish and wave a magic wand? You get whatever you want. I want LT's total work. Really good, like brand new. I want the offensive line to open holes for Elton. Yeah, I want the offensive line to be awesome. I want... This is my wish list. Sean Merriman's need to not be messed up. And I want... Eddie, who would you... Very interesting question for you. Here's my question for the Oracle. If you had to choose between Cowher and just the two examples I gave. Cowher or Parcells, both proven Super Bowl winners. If you had to choose between the two, who would you like? It would be a total personal move, but personally, I like Bill Cowher and the way he coaches and the way he gets his guys fired up and prepared. I love Bill Cowher.
I'm not a big fan of Bill Parcells and the way he treats people. And, you know, he's obviously a proven winner and he knows what he's talking about. But so is Bill Cowher. I mean, you have the Steelers in the playoffs every year. So if I had a choice right now and you put them both in front of me and you give me the same amount of money to pay them, I would pay Bill Cowher. One of them's a tuna. Yeah. One of them's a tuna. 5-7-0. Anything else, folks? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. That was mean. I would still take you over North. Eddie, let's get this question out of the way first. P1 Sam. Hi. I would like to know the NFC division part of the Washington Redskins. Oh, no, they're NFC, right? No, they're NFC. NFC, okay. I wanted to confirm if it was from Washington State or Washington, D.C. Eddie looks stunned right now, which is okay. That's why I said, Eddie, we've got to get this one out of the way. It's Ask the Oracle. You can ask the Oracle. There is no bad question. We're brainstorming. Eddie?
You are correct. You are correct. It is Washington, D.C., not Washington State. Okay, just making sure, because my brother was... Did you win any money? Did you win any money? I think so in a... You have to split it with Eddie. No, you have to split it with Eddie. You have to give it to Eddie. Yeah, you have to give the money to Eddie. No, that's blood money. I don't want it. You can't do it. I'll take it for him. All right, now... Let's get into this. Are you ready? Are you ready? Eddie? P1 1842 is on the line. Oh, yes. We're celebrating that on Thursday. It was so long ago. It's the year we landed in Plymouth Rock. Fraggle Rock. What is your question for Eddie? Mr. Oracle, I have Phillip Rivers and Peyton Manning on my fantasy football team. Lucky guy. Who do I start?
I'm a diehard San Diego Chargers fan. I know Phillip Rivers always comes up big, Sunday night games. Hopefully they'll be wearing the powder blues. But I don't know, the way they've been playing, the way he's been slinging the rock, I don't know. They will not be wearing the powder blues. Okay, just kidding. I'm just letting you know, powder blues are going to be on that Thursday night game against Oakland. Okay. You know, when you have a situation like that, I mean, the teams are going head-to-head. You know, basically, what is your head telling you? Who's going to win that game? Phillip Rivers. Well, you think the Chargers are going to win that game? Of course. So if the Chargers win that game, you've got to think Phillip Rivers is going to have a huge game, right? Of course. Well, there you go. There's your answer. Awesome. Thank you. There it is. Let's see. It is Ask the Oracle 570-1053. Give us a call if you have a question for the Oracle. Hall of Famer P1 T-Rex is on the line. What an honor. What's up, T? Hey, I'm doing good. How are you guys today? Good. Question for the Oracle. New England couldn't do it last year. Do you think Tennessee can win the big one and go undefeated? Can they go undefeated? You know, it's obviously one of the most impossible tasks to do in the NFL. If you look at Tennessee's schedule, this week they play Brett Favre.
He's just amazing in so many ways. Rugged. But they're at home, so I think that they're going to win that game. So Tennessee goes to 11-0. Then they play basically a bye week. They got a Thanksgiving Day game against Detroit. So that's a win, obviously. And then they play Cleveland again at home. You've got to figure they'll probably win that game as well. Then they will play on the road against Houston. I would think they would win that game as well. So now they're undefeated. going into the last two weeks of the year, where they're going to trip up. They play Pittsburgh. The Steelers. The Steelers. Now, Tennessee is at home, but I still would think the Steelers are probably going to win that game. And they'll... Pomple Moose. Pomple Moose is going to pomple the heck out of there. You know what I'm saying, Mike? I don't really know. Fitzgerald is the only player you know. No, no. Fitzgerald's on the Cardinals, but Pomple Moose. That guy's an animal, too. Troy Polamalu. No, she's... Same thing. She had it right. And if they somehow beat Pittsburgh, the last game of the year is against Indianapolis in Indianapolis. And Indianapolis will probably be fighting for their playoff hopes, whereas Tennessee will have already. Eddie, I don't know what you want from me. I know it. I know that. She's helping. She's a helper. I'm your assistant. What more do you want from me? Can I just finish this thought for crying out loud? Please.
Tennessee will probably already have the division wrapped up, and they will rest their guys and lose that game. There it is. So there is no possible way they will go undefeated. Put it on the board. That's where it will happen in Pittsburgh. Either Pittsburgh or Indianapolis. One of the last two games of the year they will lose. We are going to do one last phone call from our phones. P1 Cowgirl. Hi. Cowgirl, are you there? Yeah, I'm here. What is your question for the Oracle? I was just wondering, I'm kind of like a new football fan, and I don't really understand safeties like the play. I don't really see the point of it. And I was just kind of curious if you could explain it. Like what is a safety? Like what it is and like what the point of it is. Well, if you're tackled in your own end zone or, you know, you're basically, you know, get tackled in your own end zone, then that is what is called a safety. And you lose or you get two points for that. The defense gets two points for that. I'm not sure. It's just one of the rules. It's just how it is. Are you saying why do they get such a high reward for doing that? Yeah, I really see the point. It kind of frustrates me. I guess the only thing I can think of with that is that it's very bad to get sacked.
in your own end zone. It means you've done a number of things wrong to be there in the first place. Just the fact that you're there means you've done a number of things wrong. And if you go the extra step of not protecting your quarterback and he gets sacked, you've got to really be penalized by it. And it certainly makes the game more exciting because when you've got a guy backed up into that end zone, I know I'm always like... Man, I wonder if we're going to see a safety here. You know, because they're backed up there. Okay, so it's only the quarterback then? No, anybody can get tackled. Or if you step out of the back of the end zone, there's multiple ways to get a safety. Okay. There you go. All right, thank you very much. Thank you very much. Sorry that annoys you. Hey, Eddie. I got to ask you this. Yeah. Somebody just wrote. Okay. Eddie, who will beat Brock Lesnar? Oh. I would have to say, with the current roster as it is in the UFC, no one. Really? Wow. I don't think anybody can beat him the way he is. I mean, there is obviously...
You can be caught in a submission at any point. Anybody can be beaten. And if you are going to beat Brock Lesnar, that is how you can beat him. I don't think you're going to knock him out. His head is like an anvil. I don't think you're going to take him to the ground and ground and pound him and things like that. One sign I did see when he fought Randy is that you could hold him against the fence and kind of clinch with him and gas him. He could gas and then you can beat him that way. Which, you know, is very, very possible. And if I think Noguera, if he fights Noguera, Noguera is great on the ground. He can catch him in some weird ankle lock or armbar or something like that. Right. But, I mean, if it's, you know, if Brock is ready to go and at the top of his game, I don't know that anybody's going to beat him. It's a monster. That is ask. That was great. I made a towel. Awesome. Speaking of the UFC, we got details coming up here about our trip to Vegas. You want to go on it? We got details. And ladies and gentlemen, until 7.30 tonight, every B-Rob song ever recorded is available at MikeyShow.com. Until 7.30 tonight for free. When we come back, some very, very uncomfortable audio with Miley Cyrus and Ellen.
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He's your boyfriend. He's not your boyfriend. It seems like he's your boyfriend. I can see where you could see that. Yeah. I can see that. Yeah. We could all see that. Yeah. His name is Justin? Yeah. Right. And he seems very sweet. My friend. No. No, you didn't move. Is she going to be on the Ellen show? Yeah. No, you didn't turn aside. I did. I did. How long have y'all been dating? Friends for like a couple months. A couple months? Yeah. Okay. But how long have you been dating? Is he here? In California? No, with you. Here. Yeah, we're about to go to the Bolt premiere. Yeah? Yeah. So you're just taking your friend to the Bolt premiere? Yeah, for a movie. He's actually wearing a Bolt shirt. Yeah? Yeah, yeah. That's very funny. Okay. Funny! Tell us more about him. He's a singer. Uh-huh. He's really cute. Right. And he's nice and he's a Christian. I really like that. Uh-huh. Yeah. Yeah. All right. So you have a boyfriend. Great.
That was electric, wasn't it? Wow. There's a lot going on there, isn't there? Yeah, first of all, who was the dude in your interview? It was so strange. It was so strange. Yeah, and shame on the people who talk about the age difference, her being 15 and him being 20. I mean, can you hear how mature she is? That's true. Age is just enough. I'm glad you pointed that out. Okay, she's a mature woman. That's a good point. Well, this is what I don't understand. What I don't understand is if we all know and if it's so obvious, then why is she still pretending that she doesn't have a boyfriend? Because isn't it illegal? Okay, wait, wait, wait. Isn't it illegal? Isn't it illegal if they're having sex? I think it's illegal if they're having any sort of intimate contact, whether that's kissing or anything like that. But don't they have pictures of him? Smooching? I've never seen a picture. I've never seen a picture. I've seen a picture of them holding hands, making googly eyes, but I've never seen a picture. That was a clip of Miley? Yeah. She's a giggler. She's giggling right there. That was funny. She's uncomfortable. How is Billy Ray letting this, like, what is... Well, are you surprised?
having sex i don't think they're having sex i think that they're probably smooching i just don't know what the big deal is over that you know well if it were if you were to ask me i think they're doing a lot more than smooching i don't think they're having intercourse because they're christians you know they're kind of you know what do you think they're doing what base what base i don't know how the bases correspond you don't i don't actually know what the base is I hit a home run right from the beginning. What bass is... I'm done. Self-edit. Wow. That was close. I am it to me. Self-edit. I just thought of this. Go ahead, Eddie. What bass is bathhouse? Okay, that's... And then she looked right at Rob. She looked right at Rob when Eddie said that. I thought of it. She looked right at Rob when Eddie said that. That was good. This guy looked right at Rob. I'm done. I'm done. You saw me. But you I am to Eddie for him to say. Wait. All right. You can't just accuse people. Prove it. Well, as soon as he censored himself, he immediately started typing. Eddie then looked at his computer screen, looked up, and said, I just thought of this. He was cracking his knuckles. What? That was a good one, Eddie. Thank you.
I am done for the rest of the day. Oh, boy. What I don't understand is how is it possible that a 15-year-old has been smoking for 35 years? That's a legitimate question. How is that even possible? That is a great voice, Sean. She has a deep voice. She has a grumbly voice. I just thought of this. Jacuzzi bass. One more hour. One more hour. What is going on? Why is Skye so upset? I don't know. I don't either. Well, Ashley said she was uptight, so. That is true. That is true. That's my guess. That is true, but that was a mess up, right, Ash? She didn't mean that. She didn't mean it like that. She misspoke. She misspoke. I meant she's really annoying. Terrible. You will not break up our friendship. Wow.
Sky has a list. Oh, yeah, baby. Yeah, baby. Yeah, baby. Both of you. You guys tell me what you want to do. You want to do the 10 greatest movie characters of all time? Yes. Or? Darth Vader, number one. Or? Top earning Hollywood couples. No. Get out of here. Out of here. Out of here. 10 greatest movie characters of all time. Darth Vader, Luke Skywalker, Chewbacca, Han Solo, C-3PO, R-2-E-2. No. Captain Kirk. Mr. Spot. Sulu. Sulu. Scotty. Dignam from Brodo. Dignam from Departed. Sarek. My wife, Ken. Stop. Don't do that. Captain Picard. Commander Riker. Lieutenant Davis. Will Hunt. Lieutenant Jody LaFord. Lieutenant Jody LaFord. I said Jody. Number one. Travis Bickle. Who? Of all time, people. Either... Freddy Krueger. Chief Miles O'Brien. What the hell is that? Lieutenant Dax. Freddy Fourfingers. Teresa Kramer or John Kramer. Oh, man. Admiral Ackbar. Oh, nice. Nobody from Star Trek or Star Wars. IG-88. One person caught my joke. I got it. I didn't get it. And it's not on the list. Fine. I'm sorry. I'm sad.
I love it. It's on my list, though. R5-D4. Give us an example. Give us one. Count Dooku. Number 10. You have 10? Give me 10. Number 10 is Gollum from Lord of the Rings trilogy. Batman. Sonny Corleone. The Joker. From Dark Knight. Sonny Corleone. I am honored and grateful. That you have invited me to your daughter's wedding. Sweating. On the day of your daughter's wedding. There you go. Yes, Mike. Vito is number one. Greatest movie character of all time. Grito. Grito. What? Grito. Did you check the list? Look at the list. These are the ten greatest movie characters of all time.
Pirate, Pirate, Billy something. Billy Zane. Billy Zane. Pilot Billy Zane. A couple of these characters. Caribbean Pirate. Johnny Depp in Pirates of the Caribbean. Qui-Gon Jinn, too soon. Captain Jack Sparrow. So geeky. Qui-Gon Jinn, too soon. I don't know what that means. Eddie in Renegade the movie? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. For sure, number one. Indiana Jones. Yes, Ashley, number seven, Indiana Jones. Han Solo. General Veers. Did you hear it? Jack Thomas. I already told you, nobody from Star Wars or Star Trek. Uncle Owen or Amber Rue. Did you not just listen to what I said? Forrest Gump. What about Tony? That's weird. What about Tony, Mrs. Torrance? Is Tony on the list? Why is he doing that? You don't have to use your finger like that. That's creepy. That's really creepy. Skye, do you know what that is? Is that the red rum kid? Yes. Red rum kid. It was his character. He talked to his finger. It was like his friend. Hi, Mrs. Torrance. That's creepy.
Hi, Jake. Senator Palpatine. Someone from a horror movie, a character. Why would it be? Oh, the exorcist lady. The exorcist lady. Emily Rose. I mean, like, these are greatest characters of all time. You shouldn't have to search for their names. Guy from Psycho. There, Ashley got one. Ashley got one. Well, she's already gotten one. Hannibal Lecter. Hannibal Lecter, Mike. Hannibal Lecter. That's not the guy from Psycho's name. We got it. We did it. Can you not come up with the guy from Psycho's name? Norman Bates. Thank you. Not Hannibal Lecter. Hannibal from the A-Team. Number four is Norman Bates. Myrtle. What about Myrtle? Oh, yeah. Fine. John McClane from Die Hard. Oh, he should be, but no. What the? William Wallace. Steve Buscemi in any Adam Sandler movie. Ashley. Weird. Everybody IMing you. What? If there is a listener, a P1 in our audience IMing you answers, I will seek them out. Yes. Destroy them. And destroy them. What answer? Has anybody IMed you? Yes. I love her so much. I love her.
Who is it? 300. Knock it off. Stop it. I am me. I am me, not Ashley. Jack Burton from Big Trouble in Little China. Put it on the board. Pornchop Express. Deal with it. I demand it. Here's a couple of them. I know these are right. Bruce Leroy. P1. P1 Pimperoni's on the line. Yo, yo, yo. How about Tony Montana? Oh, yeah. How's he been? Not on my list. Willy Wonka. P1 Confetti. James Bond? James Bond is number five. Very good. Number five. Austin Powers. That's a good one. Wayne's World or Wayne and Garth. Money Rabbit, eight miles. Wow. Sky just gave you a look of such... Well, he said Wayne's World. Eddie's got it. Ripley from Alien. Ripley from Alien. Yes, Ellen Ripley, number eight. Her name was Ellen? Me and Eddie, strike again. Who knew that her name was Ellen Ripley? Ellen Ripley. I thought it was just Ripley. Yeah, me too. What about... Is there any, like, animated characters in it? Yeah. No. Oh, Jimmy Fallon in...
Fever Pitch. Yeah. P1 Navy. Okay. Who do you think? Rocky Balboa. No. What is this list? What are you doing? What is going on? Yes. What about Dr. One in Godfather Part 2? Oh, yes. Nurse. Nurse number. I could actually get an interview with that. Really? Wow, you are well connected. Nurse. Okay, a little hint. These are older movies. The youngest movie we have left on the list is 1982. Scarlet from Humphrey Bogart. Yes, number three is Scarlet O'Hara. In The Maltese Falcon. John Pickles in The Maltese Falcon. Oh, I know one. I know one. I know one. What about Dirty Harry? Is John Goodman on the list? King Ralph. I was thinking that, too. Oh, man. Yul Brenner's King and I guy. Yeah. The king? Eddie Murphy trading places. The dude from Big Lebowski. Ten Commandments. Moses, Ten Commandments. Dumb and dumber. Please. No. You don't like that? I'm taking this list seriously. P1 Lars Mars is on the line. Why are you going to the airport? Flying somewhere.
You want Lars Mars? Yeah. What do you think? The Terminator. Sky. No. Kimmy Herman. Brad Pitt in Snatch. Rob. Sky said they're older movies. Mike, the mannequin in Lars and the real girl. Yes. Should be. Okay. E.T. A million points. E.T. Sky, E.T. What the hell was that? I don't know. Sky. Snatched audio. Beatrice? Beatrice? Don't remember. E.T.? P1. Tina. Did anybody hear E.T.? Go ahead. The extraterrestrial. You mean E.T.? Yes. No one has even said that. Bianca. Bianca. Bianca. Okay, okay. Bianca. So good. E.T.? Wait. Anybody say that? Oh, this person's got a P1 kids. Dorothy from The Wizard of Oz. Of course. Scott, what number? Nope. John Candy in The Grand Outdoors. Oh, Sasha Fierce. That is the best movie. Did she check? Did she even look? She's not even looking at the list. John Candy in Uncle Buck. Yeah, yeah. Oh, I love that movie. Michael Keaton, Beetlejuice. Old Yeller, Too Soon. Yes.
Michael J. Fox in that concierge movie. All right. What are we missing? Fine. Oh, give us the letter. Number nine. You're missing Jeff Spicoli. Oh, dude. Spicoli. I wouldn't think that this list would be that cool. Yeah, I didn't think so either. And then number six. Now that we know that we're working with a cool list. Yeah, then Damone. The rest aren't. Yeah, then Damone. Stacy. Yeah. Rest. Number six. Annie Hall. Lloyd Christmas. Molly Ringwald in Brevkus Club. What? What's that? He can't say the word. Johnny Five. Short Circuit. Oh, nice. And then finally the one you didn't get with number two. Fred C. Dobbs.
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I think he does. Welcome back. 929. Sources from inside the Obama camp say that Barack will nominate Hillary Clinton as Secretary of State after Thanksgiving. Cowboys rookie running back Felix Jones, done for the year, has a toe injury. Wow. Are you for real? Obama is going to nominate Hillary? Yeah, that's what some transition aides, you know, part of the Obama camp transition team have spoken to the media and say that, yeah, right after Thanksgiving, he will announce the nomination of Hillary Clinton for secretary of state. My brother's going to be so pumped. Are you just are you excited because you're excited for your brother? Yeah.
Interesting. Well, and because, I mean, I'm a fan of Hillary. I like Hillary. Mike, you have a little something in your mouth. What are you talking about? Like a whole ham sandwich is in your mouth. Oh, what the heck? Hang on a second. The phone's ringing. What's up, man? Hey, President Bush. What's up, man? What are you doing? Hi, you know, just chilling, hanging out. We were just, you know, short-timers disease right now. Disease. No, it's not a disease. Yeah. I got it. It's more of a syndrome. They call it short-timer syndrome because you're getting ready to get out of there and you're just kind of... It's a disease. Okay. Okay. I heard you guys talking about old Baracky and what he's doing. Yeah, we were talking about Barack Obama. Naming old Hillrod. Yep, he's talking about Hillary. No, I gotta tell you, if I would have drank for just one more term, I probably... You couldn't, you couldn't. I probably would have created a new cabinet position.
You would have? What would it be? I would have created Secretary of Awesomeness. Really? Secretary of Awesomeness. Troy Aikman, congratulations. Yes? Troy Aikman. Yeah. Why? Why Troy Aikman? Hello? You have to ask that what's the matter with you. No, I just... I think it's in the title of the position, Mike. Yeah? But he can't run for another term. No, he cannot. He's done. He's done. You're out of there, President Bush. Well, then I'd like to announce that I've undergone a legal name change. What is it? My new name is George A. Bush. George A. Bush. That's what they said for awesome, by the way. George Awesome Bush. Okay. So I can run for a third term. Oh, no, you can't. Again. Nope. Can't do that. Again. Actually, I kind of have to. I've been lost in here for seven months. Okay. All right. I was stuck in a broom closet for a week. Couldn't find my way out. Is this why you're calling on the phone right now? Well, yeah. Okay. Do you know where I am? No. All right. The White House is a big place. Yeah. Lots of rooms. He says he's in a closet. Yeah. Back to Obama. Yes. No, he's going about this whole thing all wrong. Yeah.
You know, it says in the Constitution that your vice president makes all the decisions while you're in office. That is true. No, that's not true. That's just what you did, President. Yeah, yeah, yeah, while you're in office. I think Cheney may have told you that. It was either the Constitution or the Louisiana Purchase. No. He's asking Dick Cheney. He's in the Oval Office right now at a meeting. You should be in there. That's your office. It's your office. He gets real upset when I interrupt him. At least you know that you're close because you're in a closet. That's a good point. Yeah, you're close to the Oval Office. Hey, anybody. Let me out. He's in a closet. Sorry. Let me get serious for a second there, Mikey. What's that? Can I get serious for a second? Yes, you can, President Bush. Well, you know, this Barack Obama, you know, I'd like to invite him down to Camp David. Yes. Do some pheasant hunting with me and Cheney.
No. Chaney is a hell of a shot. Well, I would disagree. What are you doing? What are you saying? That's kind of scary. You're going to shoot him is what you're doing. Whoa. Hey, it worked me in my mouth, buddy. I don't think I've said that. I get what you're doing. Now, you guys may want to think twice about bringing in somebody new. Have you seen those gas prices? That's all me. That's all Bush. You cannot take credit for that. You are Bush. That's weird. You are Bush. You are President Bush. Oh, well, thank you for your endorsement. I'm so confused. Obama has considered Tom Cruise for Secretary of Defense. Oh, that'd be cool. Let me explain. Yes, go ahead. He's one of the most defensive guys I've ever met. Believe me. Seriously, call him gay and see what happens. Okay. He's very defensive. Good point. I don't think that's what that means, President Bush. Maybe it is. One final joke slash recommendation. Go ahead. Go ahead. I would like to recommend that Obama name Sky's mom as the health secretary. Everybody's freaking out about...
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rocks on that guy. I know it. And the whoa, why kind of got me. Yeah. It was very, well, first of all, it was utter shock. Utter shock. I was shocked. Utter shock. Whoa. I still am. Whoa. Why? Whoa, why? It's so stupid. Eddie, this guy, Rob's songs are on the web, show.com, right? Eddie, what's up? Don't you start. Come on. MikeyShow.com. How much time we got left on this thing now? I think we're looking at nine hours. I don't do math. Oh, yeah, yeah. Good job. Nine hours. Is that right? No. Yeah, about. Wow, this guy just was disgusted with that answer. Nine and a half. What do we got? Nine hours, 40 minutes. Great movie. Okay. Ten hours? Is that right?
Let's call it 10. Let's call it 10. Let's call it 10 hours. You have 10 hours to download. Or so. Boston Rob's songs. How about that? He's so stupid. He's so stupid. Thank you. Thank you. Right now, Philly's Finest is holding up a sign in the studio that says, No on Prop Sean. Thank you. Whoa, why? It says, Restore traditional hit-its. Thank you. Oh, I support that. Well, that's just racist. Racist? I don't get it. That doesn't make sense, Sean. You're a racist and a bigamist. He's got you there. Sean, are you cooking turkey or who's cooking it? You are a turkey. You turkey.
We're not going to get any answers. No. He's at that point where he's not going to give us anything. No, my wife is making a turkey. She's cooking one. Who's coming over? Who's coming over? Her crazy mother and her crazy father. Don't say that. Anybody from your family, Sean? I got to go. What happened? Nobody said a word. I just wanted to know if one particular person from your family is coming over. Because I'm going to be in the Bay Area if you... Need me to stop by? I don't need you to stop by. Do you guys want to hear a preview of Barack Obama's inauguration speech? What? I would love to. No, I would not love to. Well, I got this. This is a scoop, actually. This is the first time I'm going to do this on.
Please. It's an exclusive. Yes. You and I were in Washington together recently. Yes. And I met some people and I managed to get my hands on Barack Obama's inaugural address. And I just, I know it's long, but I want to just share. This is stunning. Richard Belzer, everybody. Richard Belzer. And this is his coming out party. I'm still a fan, by the way. Eddie is extremely impressed. That was awesome. Yeah. Didn't see that one coming, did you? Oh, that is amazing. I'll tell you. Change indeed. Obama is a smart person. He's a smart guy. He's got some chops. Do you know who his speechwriter is?
Who? I'm going to try to get you to figure out who his speechwriter is, Eddie. All right. Now, I want you to pull out all the punches. So anybody's available to you, okay? Osama bin Laden. No, no, no. It's not Osama bin Laden. That's hilarious. It is not Osama bin Laden. I'm going to pull out all the punches. So when I ask you a question, I don't want you to rule anybody out. Okay. Now, I'm talking just to you, Eddie. Okay. Which is AKA for Sky, don't talk. No, no, no, no. You can say. You can say. Skye, do you know the answer? No, no. I was joking. Do you know the answer, Eddie? No. Okay, cool. What movie? Now, I'm being serious. I understand. You haven't got an IM of this, have you? I wonder if he's being serious. No, no, no, no. Don't look at your jokes and no IMs. Okay. Because I want to be serious about this. Okay. Because it is. I'm being serious. Is he serious? Sean, no more Batman clips. Mike's trying to be serious.
Okay, now listen. Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me. Eddie, what movie in your lifetime have you seen that sort of portrays the coolest, hippest dudes? Coolest, hippest dudes. Star Wars. No, no, no. Okay, okay. But I don't mean... Okay, and that's a fair answer. That's a fair answer. That's a fair answer. Like Swingers? Okay. Who wrote Swingers? Jon Favreau. That's Barack Obama's speechwriter. Shut up. No, that is not true. That is a true statement. He directed Iron Man, bro. Yeah, he wrote it, too. Come on. Newsweek magazine. That isn't true. Jon Favreau. Really? Yeah. Jon Favreau, writer. Brilliant. Hey, listen. I ain't knocking it. I think it's brilliant. I think that's weird. Well, he's a brilliant writer.
Whoa. He's a brilliant writer. He really is. And he connects. That's the one thing about Jon Favreau's movies, especially with a particular audience, he connects. It's the truth. Obama gets it. He does. Well, now that he's in Office of the Iron Sheik, it's his new speech writer. That is true. That is true. That is an interesting fact. It's an interesting tidbit, isn't it? It makes me sick. Why? I don't know. That's weird. Maybe something you ate. We're going to Vegas, baby. Vegas. See ya. Speaking of. We're going to go to the UFC finale. It's going to be on. The ultimate fighter finale. Yeah, yeah. UFC finale. UFC finale. Yeah, it's ending as a company. It's over. Sorry, guys. They're closing it down. Economy. Closing shop. This will take place on. The fight itself is the 13th of December. Oh, my, my. Awesome. And we will be broadcasting Friday, the 12th of December. I'm not a big UFC person, but I've even started TiVo-ing the Ultimate Fighter just so I can be knowledgeable. That's a good idea. But are you watching it? Well, not yet, bro. That's awesome. But I got time. I got, like, what, three weeks? I'll get to it. There it is. Oh, look, there's Juni freaking out again. You'll see. Now, here's the deal. If you would like to go, you
Can win a chance to go. We're going to give away two trips to go with us. You've got to go to Beverages and More in La Mesa. That's one location. Or Encinitas. Starting on Monday. Register to win. You've got to be 21. But you can't even start until Monday. We're going to be at the Palms. I'm so excited. The coolest place to stay in Vegas. It's the best. It really is. I'm going to get a tattoo there. Oh, you too. Let's all get tattoos, guys. Let's get matching tattoos. Let's all get a teardrop. Forever I. That'd be late, right? You don't want to do that. You don't want to do that. You don't want to do that. They got that Huntington and... They got that, what? Crimson and Clover or whatever that... What are you talking about, bro? Famous tattoo place in there. Hart and Huntington. Hart and Huntington. Oh, yeah. Corey Hart's place. Yeah, that's right. Got to sink sunglasses at night. Oh, shit. That's really great. That's one you should get. Yeah, I am. I'm going to actually tattoo Way-Bans on my face. That's cool. Wayfarers. That's going to be a fun time. Hear Rob's Thanksgiving song? Oh, yes. Yes, please. I've already downloaded it, but okay. You can download it, actually. We've never done this. That's crazy. No. Whenever we play one of Rob's songs, we never...
Allow them to be downloaded. First of all, we've never put them on podcast ever. Even if you were to get it on the podcast now, if you wanted the actual song, you would have to somehow download the podcast and then edit it. Edit it. Edit it. But we are offering every single Boston Rob song ever recorded right now at MikeyShow.com. And only until 7.30 tonight. At 7.30 tonight, we take it off the website. You won't be able to download it anymore. So if you want it, you better get it now and it's free. It's absolutely free. We're not charging anybody. And that's the thing. We have had people asking for these songs for three and a half years now. People have been asking us, hey, how do we get this B-Rob song? How do we get this B-Rob song? And I've always said, no, we're not going to do it. I'm not going to give these songs away. We're going to put them on a best of CD one of these days or we're going to make a completely original CD or double CD because we have 45 songs where we would release a couple of CDs. We would do it that way. We are not doing that for 12 hours and 12 hours only. We are allowing you to go on to Mikey show dot com and download them. You only got like what? Nine and a half hours now. Now it is.
Nine and a half hours. Something like that. Sky, is that math right? I think we're good on that. That's crazy. Just getting the calculator out. I think we're good on that. Nine and a half hours. So get on there now. There's 45 songs to download. 45 songs. That's sick. That's right. Awesome. What's making you laugh? Me? Yes. Well, when I was loading the songs in, there was just a few that... really were special. I mean, I forgot about them. There was one, I Fell in Love parody. And it just is special. What is it about? It's about how he fell in love on MySpace. Oh, when he was single. You know, it's nice. When he was single? I don't even remember that one. It's a John Mayer. Oh, it's good. John Mayer is your body as a wonderland.
I can't remember this. It's really sweet. This was on our show? Yeah. This is going to touch you, Eddie. All right. I don't know any of this. All right. Saw your page. Oh, wow. Real cool. Wow. It's so good. A chat brought to. Maybe meet Monday soon. Semi-colon, have parentheses, smile for you. Okay. This and the T-T-Y-L-Hun. Put you in my top friend. Call of your blog. You're creative. Anxious. That's really gorgeous. I love that song. That's really gorgeous. First time I've ever heard it. Eddie, we've played it. That is the first time I've ever heard that song, and I loved it. We've heard it before. Never. We've heard it before. Not on this show. Maybe it was on your other show, Rob, because I don't recall. Yeah, maybe it was on my other show. Sorry. We're doing some research. There's some behind-the-scenes research going on.
And we're getting a lot of texts. We have double, triple checked it on the internet. This guy says, same name, different guy, Jon Favreau. Spelled the same, too. Get out of here. No way. He also wrote for Carrie. Really? Yeah, but it's not Jon Favreau. Really? There's just two Jon Favreau's. Oh, really? Really? Because I just read this article and I was like, wow, that's really cool. Yeah. No, it's a different guy. But the exact same name, exact same spelling, but it's not the Favreau that we know from. Although Vince Vaughn is his secretary of defense. I read that too. Is it a different Vince Vaughn? It's another Vince Vaughn now. Because he spells it V-Y-N-C-E. But just to clarify, we were getting a bunch of texts, and now we know everyone. Thank God. Now that's all clear, and we can move on with our lives. Sky really wanted to humiliate me live on the air. Hey, you know what? Mission accomplished, Sky. Now we're going into vacation with this on our shoulders. Yes, I said something wrong. Great job. Man, hope you can live with yourself. I'm just saying, bro.
I want to have your back. I want to help you out. Is that what it was? Good looking out, Scott. Thank you. Good looking out. I appreciate it. That's what I do. I'm a fact checker. This whole time you've been saying huge Jackman, and I've never corrected you. No, Eddie says huge Jackman. Finally. It's huge Jackman. It's so embarrassing. No, Eddie. No, Eddie. It's not pronounced that way. You clown. We had the most amazing Japanese chef yesterday at Benigni. You were the worst, Mike. You were great. That I have ever experienced. Armando. Good man. Armando is Japanese for chef. Apparently. Yes. I was so uncomfortable when you asked him. About his knives? No. I just wanted to know where he got his knives. Before that. When I said, I said, where are you from? And he said, I said, what part of Japan are you from? That's what she said. Speaking with a very thick Mexican accent. Yeah, I could barely understand him. We understood the whoop whoop.
Yeah, he was the party. I was the best. I'm almost positive he's never done the whoop whoop except for us and never done it ever. We were a cool table, that's why. Ever. Yeah. My favorite part was when the P1 snuck up behind us and tried to take a picture without us knowing he was taking a picture. That was awesome. That was so strange. I wish we would have let him do it. Yeah, that was funny. Who caught him? Is that what happened? Seth caught him? I thought he was trying to rob me, dude. What did you do? I just kind of... Sorry. Go ahead. It was not loud. It was so loud. Go ahead. I just kind of looked at him like, what's going on, dude? And I looked over there and I think Eddie saw me looking at him and he looked up like, hey, what's up? He's like, oh, I love you guys. I was like, okay. Yeah, but he was just trying to sneak up behind us and have his girlfriend in the right spot so he could get a picture with us without disturbing us. It was funny. I had no idea that's what was going on. That's funny. And as soon as we said hi, he was like, hi, hi, hi. The girls that were at the table next to us, not interested in us. We were so annoying to them. We were trying to have fun with them, and they just didn't want any part of it. I don't blame them. Did you see Rob's hair? That's really out of hand. Yes. Let's see. Good time. 570-1053. Benjamin Hanna.
5701053. Well, I think Rob has somebody he wants to thank. Oh, yeah. Can I? Yeah, Golden Baked Hams. Thank you for coming in today. They brought in some delicious food. You get $6 off a half ham if you mention the Mikey show today. Yeah, all the P1s. I got a list of names. All the P1s over at P1 site. Just a huge thanks. P1 300. P1 HB, P1 Jordan Allen, P1 Alisa, P1 Baystring, P1 Carlita, P1 Only Trust Bostonians. Great name, by the way. P1 Peaches, P1 Quimby, P1 Danny, P1 Diet Cokehead, and P1 Kung Fu. Just all the P1s at P1's site. They hooked me like... What did they do? Dude, they dropped off a package for my birthday. Yeah? of only the greatest stuff on earth. Really? Yeah. They got me actual food. Just amazing stuff. Like, man, they all know exactly what I like. Hey, Rob, New England.
Anything that they actually give you, he's asked you three times. And I mean, Mike, this stuff is the best. It is just awesome, Mike. A whole bag of stuff. All of my favorite things. All my favorite stuff. So anyway, Mike, back to you. Big bag of Dunkin' Donuts coffee. New England Drinkin' Team t-shirt. A new shirt that I just saw that came out, which I can't believe they found this. I'd rather be at Fenway. That's what it says on it. How do you like that? I got real preserves. So excited. I love real preserves. A carton of smokes, a gas cart, and then my favorite thing of all. Dude. That's so silly. Check this out. This is awesome. A lemon. Lemon. Lemon. It's lemon. So awesome. You're so lemon. They are. You guys are so money. Lemon. You don't even know it. So thank you all the P1s out there. That's pretty cool. Yeah. P1 site people are really cool, man. They're amazing. It's very nice. Wicked awesome. And can I plug something else? Yeah. Oh, wow. Does anybody have anything that they want to? Go ahead. All right. Yeah, I'm going to be at Cass Street buying grill tomorrow. Drinking. Yeah, down in PB. Yeah, just hanging out. So come on out. Buy me a picture for my birthday? No, from 3 till 4.45, we're going to be watching some college football. And if any of those P1s, you know, from P1 site come down,
You know, water is on me all around. There you go. That's really nice. Not bottled, but new. What am I, Ricky Rackman? Steve Buscemi? Come on. 570-1053 is our phone number. Give us a call right now and get on the air. We're about to take off. And next week we are off. It is going to be Thanksgiving time. And so, yeah, we'll be off. And so give us a call right now, though. 570-1053. Say goodbye. Mikey Show. Yes, may I speak to B-Rob, please? Yes, he's right here. Thank you. That would be awesome. You know what? Could you take a message? Hey, man, you just got in the shower. Can I give him a message for when he gets out of the shower? That would be great. Tell him to call Joe Bama. Joe Bama? Yes. I'll take this one. All right, Joe Bama, what's up? Okay, I tried to get a hold of Rob early. I need him to do a hype trap for my band. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, shoot me an email at bostonrob at rock1053.com because I tried emailing you back on MySpace, but you don't accept any emails or posts if you're not a friend. I'm gay like that. I'm sorry.
What are you talking about? What's going on? I'm going to do a hype track for him. What is that? What are we talking about? I just learned about this, but I'm like, yeah, come on, come on. It's something like that, like Fred Durst. He's got to explain it to me better. Basically, I just need you for an intro track just to do like a rap hype track where you just have fun basically for about 30 seconds. It'll be on the CD. Cool. Eddie, as his manager, have you... I'm a little upset that this is not going through the proper channel. I was going to direct it to the proper channels, but his email is all weird. Email might really... Oh, okay. Cool. Word. We can hang out. All right. Thank you. I can't wait. Thank you. No problem. That's it. It's getting no on eight. 60 seconds, I will never get back. It's getting no on eight. It's getting no on eight. P1D on. Hey, bro. Brock Lesnar, he's not going to be there for six months. No guy is going to destroy him. What? That's a bold statement. You'll get a fight and you'll see the light. I'm with him. Destroy him.
That's a bold... Face to life. Totally. First round submission. First round submission guaranteed. How is that destroying him, then? You're going to embarrass him on national television. He beat Randy. Randy is too old and, in my opinion, overrated. Watch the Bob Sapp Noguera fight. Bob Sapp was like 320. I will bet you $1,000 this guy said Randy was going to beat Brock. Oh, yeah. And I will bet $1,000 at Eddie's money, too. Good bet, Rob. Good bet. There you go. You got a lot riding on that, though. I do. Dang it. Mikey Show, hello. Hope he wins. Good morning. It's P1 Diet Cokehead. Good morning, P1 Diet Cokehead. I was just calling in to tell Rob, happy birthday, and everybody have a great Thanksgiving. Thank you so much, Diet Cokehead. That's awesome. Thanks for the call. No problem. You guys are the best. Mikey Show. Hey, what's happening? It's P1 T-Rev. Just wanted to ask you guys, are you guys going to do that little testimonial? Yes. Okay, cool, because my buddy actually wanted to go ahead and check it out. Right on, dude. Awesome. Definitely appreciate it. Is this Mikey? Yeah, we do it at the end of the show every Friday, brother. Yeah, for sure, for sure, for sure. I appreciate it. You guys are the biz on. Awesome, dude. Thank you, man. Appreciate it. End of the show on Friday. We wrap up the show, and I tell you,
We call this my testimony. It's kind of a weird name for what it is. It's basically, it's just me telling you my story. Honestly, I've said this before. I feel like, for me, the reason that, I feel like I have a really blessed life. Somebody, we were at, my wife and I have a friend that just had surgery. We went to a flower shop in Encinitas last night. It's called Franco's. Really cool place. Really cool people. And one of the gals that worked there came up and said, hey, I listen to your show all the time. And she goes, I don't want to bug you. And I said, oh, man, I love it when people say hi. And I told my wife when we left, I said, you know, I really like it when people recognize me and say hi. I said, it makes me feel like people like me. It makes me feel wanted. That makes me feel really good.
And so I really feel blessed by this job, especially when people recognize me and they say hi. It makes me feel loved. I have a feeling, and I don't know what God's motives are, but I have a feeling. I've always said that, or I haven't always said, but I've said for a while now that I think that the reason that he allows me to be able to be on the radio is for this thing at the end of the show on Friday because there's a possibility that somebody can relate to it. I hope so. I hope there's one person that can relate to it today. When I was five years old, I was a victim of sexual abuse. Even when I say it, I feel ashamed and I feel embarrassed even when I say it. No, I was only five, man. I think of my little kid, man. He's only two years old. And sometimes we'll be watching TV together and I'll have my arms around him. I wish that I could just protect him from everything in the world. I can't protect him from everything in the world. My parents couldn't protect me from everything in the world.
And so that happened to me when I was a kid. There were a series of events that happened over the course of my life that were a bummer for me. Now, in your life, man, I know as everybody's listening right now, they go, dude, that's not half as bad as this thing that happened to me. Or, well, I never had that happen to me. It's just your own deal. And for me, it's all relative. So for me, it was bad. Even though I didn't really consciously think about it as I was growing up. I just hid it. But it was causing me shame. Just like right now when I mention it on the air, it causes me shame. I'm embarrassed when I say it. And so my high school years and when I was in my young 20s, I really, really didn't like what I saw in the mirror. I thought I was ugly. I thought I was unworthy. And it didn't matter when people would say nice stuff at different times. If anybody did say anything nice at any different time, I never believed it.
I never believed it because I felt like inside I knew what the real deal was. Since it's kind of a crummy feeling, I did a lot of stuff to try to cover it up or be numb so I didn't have to feel it. I drank. I did drugs. By the time I was in my early 30s, I'd become addicted to those drugs. When I was... To point to this time in 2003, when I was laying in bed, I asked... Christ to come into my life and change stuff for me. I point to that time. But the truth is, is that I remember talking. I remember talking to Jesus when I was five years old and scared laying in bed. I remember being 19, alone and desperate here in San Diego to come into my life at that time. And then I remember doing things my way and just wanting to live life however I wanted to live it, thinking I was a guy. But inside I was in pain, I was ashamed, and I was hurt.
the big change came it was about 2003 I was desperate I was alone felt worthless and I didn't think that there was much hope for me and I knew that within a short amount of time I was probably gonna die because I was drinking so much and so I asked Jesus Christ to come into my life and change my life that was 2003 five years ago and every day has been a little bit more of a transformation no idea how much longer I'll get to be on the radio. I have no idea. I get to be on the radio for a long time, many more years, because I love to do this. But I don't really know. You know, on radio, man, if your ratings aren't good, they'll fire you. And so I don't know how many more times I'll get to tell you this story. So maybe, maybe it's only a few. And what if today was the last time that I ever got to tell you this story?
What if today was the last day I ever got to tell you, boys, for Jesus Christ, I'm still selfish, even though I still screw up. He forgives me. Woken up with someone recently, divorce, been cheated on, went through such tough economic times that they feel like pretty soon they're probably going to lose everything. I know that there are people that are listening at this very moment that are going through that. And so I want to give you something that you may feel like you don't have. That's hope. If you're listening right now and you're addicted to something or doing something that makes you feel terrible, you have a secret that no one knows about. If you've experienced great loss, if you're depressed, ikeyshow.com, M-I-K-E-Y-S-H-O-W.com. Type in the keyword. It'll take you to a page where there's lots of different resources for you. Books, music, churches, how to get saved. I have no idea if I'll get home. I hope so, but I don't know.
Who knows? Anything could happen to anybody at any given time. How much time for the show on Friday? I play a song from a band called Third Day, and the song is called Tunnel. The song is all about, man, some of us really need... Listen to the words of this song. It's really awesome. This band's going to be in town December the 6th, and I'm going to be emceeing it. You can get tickets at milesahead.com. Lovely and talented Missy's next. Happy Thanksgiving, everybody! And don't forget, you can go get those B-Rob songs until 7.30 tonight. That's it. 7.30, they come down.