The Mikey Show - Rock 105.3 - 12/05/05
Monday, December 5, 2005
Daily Audio 2005KIOZRock 105.3
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Comedian Dom Herrera turned a promotional visit into a raw confession about dating the married Christy, then sparred with the hosts over deception, marriage, and whether honesty made the affair defensible. The show's main running bit followed Rebecca's surprise party, where Ashley's poor planning nearly spoiled the reveal, her messages to Boston Rob exposed that she had been stoned, and her mustard-and-seafood prank targeted Skye. A trivia contest then became a genuine cheating feud between Skye and Eddie, while Rick confronted Mikey about the more painful issue of being forgotten as their friendship faded. Chargers talk supplied lighter moments through Keenan McCardell's 800th catch and Josh Lewin's amusement at Hank Bauer's strange touchdown call. Mikey also argued that San Diego should keep its proud slogan and that Howard Stern might lose something creatively important when satellite radio removes his limits.
What happened, in order
Leno, Letterman and Oprah
Dom Herrera calls Jay Leno phony, David Letterman snotty but genuine, and Oprah Winfrey secure enough to want her guests to succeed.
Dom and Christy come clean
Dom introduces Christy as his married girlfriend, and the interview unspools how she concealed her husband and second child before both declare their love on air.
America's Finest City
Mikey objects after San Diego removes “America's Finest City” from its website, arguing that corrupt officials do not erase the beaches, Balboa Park, weather, or civic pride.
The open IFB disaster
Eddie describes trying to host a Chargers broadcast while a studio conversation flooded his headset, yet a manager's rule against acknowledging technical problems kept him from asking for a simple fix.
Ashley nearly ruins the surprise
Mikey recounts Rebecca's elaborate surprise party and how Ashley, after failing to plan her route or fuel her car, arrived just before Rebecca and nearly exposed the whole setup.
The intercepted instant messages
Mikey catches Ashley secretly messaging Boston Rob for backup, orders Rob to forward the exchange, and exposes her plea that he not reveal she had been stoned.
The mustard-and-fish trap
After Skye explains her childhood mustard trauma, she says Ashley enthusiastically tried to feed her a warm mustard-and-seafood dip that Ashley knew she would hate.
Rebecca trivia turns ugly
Skye and Eddie turn a party trivia game into a furious cheating dispute over the answer “Bali,” before Ashley admits she had actually supplied Eddie with one of Rebecca and Mikey's cats' names.
The friend Mikey forgot
Rick, formerly Boy Blunder and now called Fish, confronts Mikey about being omitted from Rebecca's party and other milestones, prompting an awkward admission that their friendship had drifted.
Keenan McCardell after the hit
Chargers receiver Keenan McCardell says he feels fine after a bone-jarring catch, celebrates his 800th career reception, and refuses to look past Miami toward Indianapolis.
Hank Bauer's touchdown song
Josh Lewin laughs with Mikey about partner Hank Bauer's bizarre rhyming touchdown call and accepts that Hank supplies comic chaos alongside Lewin's play-by-play.
Howard Stern's satellite gamble
Mikey argues that Howard Stern's move to satellite radio may remove the creative tension of censorship, making unrestricted profanity less special even if curiosity produces an initial audience.
People mentioned
Dom HerreraChristyJay LenoDavid LettermanOprah WinfreyMikeyRebeccaAshleyBoston RobSkyeEddieRickKeenan McCardellJosh Lewin
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She probably didn't. Yeah, she probably didn't. I can't imagine Oprah sitting there going, hey, everybody, Letterman's on. Right, right, exactly. But you've done both shows. You've been on Letterman, you've been on Leno. What are the big differences between those guys when you go on? Which one's pettier than the other one? Seriously? Yeah, yeah. Now, do you get to talk to them? What do you talk about when they're in commercial? Well, Letterman will talk to me because I know sports, but he's a very snotty guy. Leno, but he's real. Leno, and this is not going to sound like Katmandu coming in here. No, no, no, I've heard this. I've heard this though. Leno is really, what's the word? Phony. Phony, that's it. Yeah, I couldn't think of a word. I couldn't think of it. But he is so like, yeah, yeah, yeah. But he's really like more of like, to me, like, you know, he had this woman representing him called Helen Kushnick. Yeah. And she was like the bad guy, the bad person. And he's the good guy. But my thing is, she's speaking for you. Right. You know what I mean? But he's, hey, everybody, everything's cool. Yeah, Dave and I, why can't we get along? He doesn't want to get along. He wants to kill him. Right. He wants to crush him, like a maggot. Right. Who's he kidding? You know, just say it. Just say that. At least Letterman comes out and busts on him and all. You know, but there's just so, I mean, they're never going to be Johnny Carson. Nobody is. Let it go. Be as good as you can be. I mean, and like Oprah is different than both of them because she's so secure that when you do her show.
She's like, she wants you to be good. Letterman, not Letterman as much as Leno. Leno does not want comedians better than him. And comedians can be better than him because he... In his defense, he has to do it every night. He has to, you know, ten writers, and that's hard. You know, as you guys know, doing this show. It's not easy to come in and do hours. Yeah, but we're not funny either. Yeah, but it's different. What you do is just a different kind of magic, believe me. I mean, it gets the drivers relaxed, almost in some sort of a comatose state. It brings it to a nirvana. It's called boredom. What was that laugh in the background? It's true. She's the girl behind you. That's me. Hi. Like a munchkin. That's Ashley. That's Ashley behind you. A munchkin. Now, do you hear... There's another guy that you hear in your headphones that's laughing, and that's really confusing for people because he's not in this room. He's not in this building. He's not one of those traffic guys, is he? No, no, no, no. I love those traffic guys who, like, just...
Look out the window. Sean is our sound effects guy, and he's in San Francisco right now. Every day, he broadcasts from San Francisco. You know why? Why? He's gay? No. Hey, come on. Bring it on there, tough guy. He's not gay. He's not gay, but he's a germaphobe. Oh, okay. This is a true story. I believe it. Honestly, when we moved to San Diego, he had the option of coming with us. And he did not want to be in a room full of a bunch of people. It must be a fun date, huh? Seriously. When we used to do this show in San Jose, we would have comedians come in every Friday. It was the worst time of his life because he had to shake hands and he hates shaking people's hands. But Sean, don't you know that it builds up antibodies? What you're doing is actually setting yourself up for disaster. That's exactly what a diseased corpse would say. What turned you into such a wacko? That's a legitimate question, Sean. You're like a poor Howard Hughes. Legitimate questions. That's brutal. Well, listen, you're going to be at the Comedy Store tonight, tomorrow night. Tickets available, and I guess you just call the place, right? Now, who is the entourage? Who are the people that are with you? This is... Robin is one of the...
managers of the club and actually owns a piece of it. And Christy is my girlfriend who is hopefully getting out of a marriage right now to come and spend more time with me. Okay, interesting. Let's talk to her. Her name is Christy? Yeah, she's incredible. Christy, how long have you been married? She's been married for... Look at her. She's like, no. Why is she freaking out so much? I don't know. Where is she from? She's from Atlantic City. And you guys met there? We met. And I didn't know she was married until after... We had sex. Oh, nice job. I don't mean to embarrass you. I love you. This is real radio. But this is not a bit. Absolutely. I didn't come in here and bit. Absolutely. Look, you're killing. This is great. Seriously. Now, Dom, now explain to me. You say you didn't know until afterwards. Did you suddenly afterwards go, oh, by the way, are you married? No, see what happened was, she lied to me. She said to me that she was...
We got to go back. We got to go back. We got to go back. We got to go back. We got to go back. We got to go back. All right. How did you meet? All right. I'm going to, I had a gig at the Bregada. Bregada is awesome. Clear Channel books me there. Right. Clear Channel promotes me on the East Coast. So we're all big. One big germ-free family. Right, right, right. Let's see if you're listening. Right. I thought maybe you were cleaning your ears out. No, I'm going in a jar right now. Go ahead, go ahead. I've got to eat later today. Anyway, so I was working the Brigada. Now, on the East Coast, I'm bigger than I am here in the sense that people want to talk to me, which is great. It comes with the turf, but sometimes you don't feel like talking. So I go into this place called the Irish Pub, and everybody kind of knew me, so I thought, let me go to like a go-go bar. I go to one... The woman was kind of rude, so I walk out, and I go in, and I see Christy. She's bartending at this other kind of go-go bar, and, you know, she's just so alive and so beautiful. All of a sudden, I went from not wanting to talk to anybody to talking to her, and actually, I asked her to go out with me for a drink while she was working. Instant chemistry. And she came. Instant chemistry? Yeah, instant chemistry.
So that's how we became friends, and then we started... So at that point, you're friends. Well, you know, yeah. I mean, I didn't try and do anything that night. Right. I think I just, like, kissed the back of her legs or something while she was brushing her teeth. Something innocent. Yeah, right. There's going to be more of stuff like this at the comedy store today. How old is Christy? She's 30. 30? Okay. And I'm 30... 32-ish? I look bad. I'm flying a lot. I look like a poorly man in my 50s, but I'm not. I swear to God. You got to see me in the dark. So I invite, I have this kind of, I mean, there was like a real chemistry. So she said she was a single mother of one. I find out later she's a married mother of two. She, like, left the kid out, too. Okay, so she's a single mother of one. And you go, okay, okay. She's going to come back. No, no, no. So, anyway, so after, how do you find out? How do you find out? How do you find out? Well, after she gets done performing. All right. I don't need to know. Well, let me just say this. You guys had relations. That's all I need. When you feel like, you know, applauding in bed. Right. When you feel like giving someone a standing ovation, it was, you know. And then after that, she says to me,
Are you married? I go, yeah. You? She goes, yeah. I go, I'm not married. She goes, you trapped me. I go, I trapped you. You lied to me. And I took back my Paul McCartney tickets. I was going to take her to McCartney. I punished her. I didn't know her and her family were going to Orlando at the time. This isn't on the air, right? Now, wait a minute. Now, Dom, so you said... Wait, wait, wait, wait. Dom, now you say jokingly that you're married. Yeah. But you're not. No. And you said it jokingly. Yeah. But I didn't expect the answer, though. And you said, how about you? And she goes, yeah, me too. Yeah, me too. Yeah, me too. I hate that. Doesn't it really you're weak? Yeah, I know. That's news to me. Now, how long have you guys been seeing each other? Since July, off and on. Now, I got to ask you, we got to make the mood very serious here. I have to ask you a serious question. Yes, I will. Do you love her? Yes, I do. Uh-oh. Oh, no. Oh, that's brutal. I know it. That is brutal. What's the status with her marriage right now? Well, see, the marriage was, first of all, my contention is nobody can break up a marriage. She had to be vulnerable. It's not like I'm such a hunk and so irresistible that any wife would look at me and go, honey, I'm out of here. He just gives me a shot. Right, right, right. So that was, I mean, it was like on the ropes anyway. But Dom, but Dom, don't you think that anything she's telling you isn't true? You're a grown man.
You're a grown man. I am? You're smart. Yeah, you're a smart guy. Or you're 32-ish. You're 32-ish. I am a grown man. I'm a grown man, ain't I, honey? I mean, you know what I mean? You know, like, don't you have a feeling like, oh, no matter what she tells you, she's probably not. Well, she even said that, of course. She says, yeah, hey, by the way, everything I tell you is a lie. Well, no, I mean, she, but her actions, you know, prove that she has some. Sure. Some remote. integrity. Okay, no, wait a minute. No, no, no. Let me ask you, Dom. She's a beautiful girl. Beautiful woman. Now, let me ask you, though, Dom. Come and sit. No, you got it. Now, Dom. I don't look at her. Poor thing. You're telling me you're a star and you're not shy? Come here. Now, let me ask you. Now, has she said to you, hey, listen, Dom. I'm going to eventually be out of this marriage, and then you and I will be. Now, does it worry you as you think ahead? Do you think, oh, what if she does that to me? What if I turn into that guy? Yeah. Does that worry you? Yeah, you're right. Honey, it's over. After a very short time thinking about it, I have to say, the guy's got a point. Your lying bitch go home. Now, what is the actual thing? What is the plan?
Well, I mean, I really think it's a little personal. You know, I'm not going to embarrass this young lady. And I didn't come in here. I came in to promote a gig. I don't need you and your germaphobes cross-examining me, buddy boy. And you get that munchkin off my back. Anyway, let me tell you about it. I rented a car recently. It's amazing, these relic cars. She looks so embarrassed. Will you say hi? Can we get you to say hi? You're such a lovely girl. That's Christy, right? Now, Christy, I tell you what. You tell your side of the story. We've heard old Dom's side of the story. I really don't want to. You don't want to tell your side of the story? There's no side. That's how it went down? That's pretty much it. Yeah, that's how it went down. Now, when did he find out about the husband? Exactly what he said. No, no, no. I mean, is this recently? Very recently?
Yeah, how long had you been kind of together before you broke the news? It wasn't long. It wasn't long. Now, the obvious question, does your husband have a problem with your boyfriend? Because, I mean, a lot of, you know what I mean? Yeah. Well, he found out, yeah. Oh, he did? Yeah, he found out. And what did he say? We were in Vegas. Right. Hey, ball breaker. He called the room. Oh, holy cow. It was not good. Yeah. Was he disappointed that it was Dom Herrera? Yeah. He doesn't like his act, so, I mean, you know. No, I don't know. We really didn't go over that. I mean, I just think it was just the fact that it was anybody, you know. Right. But what does this mean for your future with Dom? I mean, do you want to be with Dom? Yeah. You do? I do, yeah. I love him. You love him, too? I do. I fell in love with him. Wow, so you guys want to be together. Yeah. Wow, so, Dom, what's going to happen? This is fascinating, by the way. I mean, I'm being serious. This is real radio. No, seriously. This is fascinating. This is why they tune in. No, seriously. It's the number one show in San Diego, and honestly, God. Oh, I believe you. Yeah. You guys are great. I think this is it, though. This is real. I really like this stuff. Well, you know, she has to straighten out certain things. I want her to certainly protect the kids. Right. Most important thing. And hopefully, you know, I'm not going anywhere. Is Christy cool with, like, traveling? Because you travel.
Yeah. Well, she's up and down with that. Yeah. As far as because she said she likes more of a stable life. Right. Are you still bartending? She has a horse. Oh, really? She has a horse? No, I'm kidding. It's a terrible joke. What? Wow. Anyway, yeah, I mean, it's very interesting. Well, you know, because Robin over here knows my other girlfriend. Look at Christy. She's, she just. I'm at heart fat. I can't believe that you're doing our dirty laundry on the radio. Baby, it's like, it's like Jerry Springer. Yeah. But it's, it's. But, Christy, I mean, in all seriousness, it is fascinating. It's a fascinating thing because it's real. It's a great love story. It's very real. It's real life. You guys are America's sweethearts. That's right. Dom and Christy are America's new sweethearts. But, I mean, in reality, I think that many people may face the same situation, you know? And so some people out there experience that. That's real.
It's a real thing. I mean, I can't tell you how many comedian friends I know that are dating married women. If I were to list it, I mean, a dollar for every one of them, I'd be a millionaire. I would have never wanted... First of all, I didn't even want to get into a relationship because I just got over one recently. A French-Canadian woman was... We were living together for like almost 10 years. Celine Dion? Celine Dion, yes. Right, you may know her work. I like a tall, thin, sticky broad with a high voice. I don't like any womanly characteristics. A string bean with a singing head. Oh, damn. And I don't mean that in a bad way. Oh, that's funny. Anyway. Cheese whiff. Now, Christy, what was going through your mind when he was divulging all of this information on the air? private. I can't believe he's just... But you're not... Wait a minute. I wouldn't do this in Philly to hurt anybody. I'm doing it here. But you've got to think about it this way, too, Chris. You've got to be like... You have to think to yourself, well, that's part of what I love about him. He's so honest. Yeah, I know. He puts me in his shows, too. He does little bits, you know? Little bits. He does little gags. Little gags. Little singers. Little monkey dins. Little doms. I understand that's where he gets his comedy from his life, but...
I don't think there's anything funny about this. It's interesting. No, no, no. It's not funny. I'm going to back you up, Christy. It isn't funny. As a matter of fact, you know, I got my own issues just hearing it. But at the same time, it's fascinating. It's fascinating. What's your issues hearing it? You know, I mean, it's not something that necessarily... I don't want people to hear it and go, oh, that's cool. I want to do it. No, no, I don't either. You don't either, right? No, of course not. Right. But at the same time, how fascinating. I would love to talk to you more, Dom. I mean, if anything, you're an honest guy. You know what I mean? You may not be the funniest comedian, but you're honest. No, dude. No, seriously. When he lacked in humor, he made up for an integrity. Dom, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, Dom, this is one of the best interviews that we've had in years. Seriously, man. I mean, I'd rather have you come in and be honest in your real life. Okay, we've got to take a break, but I'm going to talk to you off the air and hopefully get you back. All right, we'll be back. It's the Mikey Show. You know, literally. It's the Mikey Show on Raw. Monday, December 5th. Welcome to the program at 6.04. Mostly sunny later today. High temperatures from the mid-60s to the low-70s. Del Mar's 45 right now. Chula Vista's 38 degrees. The Chargers won their fifth game in a row, dismantling the Raiders last night 34-10. Really quick introduction. Six people on the show. I'm Mikey. I'm 35. Eddie's our producer and sports guy. He's 32. Sky's 28. She's our news girl. Sean, also 35 years old. He is our sound effects guy.
Boston Rob, good friend of the show. He's 23. And Ashley is 22 years old. She's our assistant producer. Welcome to the show. Eddie, what was the atmosphere yesterday? Because I don't go to those football games. Shockingly mellow. Seriously? Yeah. It was pretty funny because I walked to the game. I live close enough to the stadium where I walked the game. Are you serious? Yeah, and I walked through. the parking lot every week, you know, every time there's a home game. Right. And usually there's a smattering of people there, you know, when I get there for the pregame show. Yesterday, the parking lot was full. By the time I was walking over there, I was like, wow, this is crazy. And I was expecting just, you know, the usual crazy Raider crowd. But the one cool thing was there was... by far and away more Charger fans than there were Raider fans. Nice. And, you know, if you've been to any Raider-Charger game here in the past 10 years, you know that it's about 50-50 Raider fans to Charger fans. And this time it was probably about 80 to 20 Charger fans. That's awesome. So that was really cool to see. And like I said, you know, I think because the Raider Nation was, they were, you know,
there was more of the charger fans i think that they were outnumbered is what i was trying to say uh i don't think there was as crazy you know there wasn't as much crazy atmosphere out there of like you know like drunken idiots and stuff like that but there was you know the the few thugs which i called the thug parade you know where they walk through and try and start trouble with all the charger fans flipping them off and you know pointing to their crotch and things like that oh boy but it was pretty mellow for the most part i was pretty surprised So, odd, watching football yesterday with people that didn't know anything about football. My wife had a surprise birthday party over the weekend. I threw her a surprise party. And we brought in her friends from Tennessee and from Idaho. And you know Jamie. Jamie doesn't know anything about football. Right. So she was wondering, as we were watching the game, why were the people painted up like that? Like, the Raider fans? Like, she's never seen a football game? She had no idea. She had no idea, like, what the... She's seen football, but she didn't know that the Raider fans dressed up. She didn't know all that stuff. Yeah. And that's what my reaction was. Huh? Yeah. Like, you don't know what they're doing? Well, you'd think you'd see it at some point, you know? I mean, like, I understand not knowing the intricacies of football, but... She's a real, like... She doesn't believe in a lot of things. TV.
There's a lot of stuff she does. She doesn't believe in buying coffee from Starbucks. She doesn't believe in stuff. Idaho's a good place for me. I liked her. James is great. We got to talk in politics. We were talking. I bet you guys agreed on a lot. Yeah, we did. We'll tell you all about that later on. By the way, if you are in any discussions today, with people about the city that we live in do not refer to san diego anymore as america's finest city because uh apparently we have dethroned ourselves right as america's finest city thank you my only question is you know what does we mean have dethroned ourselves because really what i think and i don't know but i think that this is a decision of one Or maybe a couple of people that were not America's finest. And I, as a citizen of San Diego, would like to say to them, please don't make that decision for me and us. Maybe we still consider San Diego America's finest city. And I will say that I believe that it is probably somebody in some sort of city politics. You know, that feels embarrassed of the scandals that we've had. And just like everything else.
I think to myself, well, just because you guys are terrible and the city council and the government of San Diego is so corrupt doesn't mean that we still don't consider Balboa Park and our beaches and all the rad weather and everything cool about this city not America's finest city. I still think it is. Well, the announcement was made by the PR director for San Diego when people started asking why was the slogan America's Finest City taken off of San Diego City's website. And then she basically said that we can't stake that claim anymore. Like basically saying that that slogan does not really apply to our city anymore. Yes, we're shameful of who we are. And so it doesn't apply anymore. We're not the great... We used to think that this was really a super city. And now... We realize it isn't. That sucks. Oh, thanks. So it's not on the website anymore. I would love to know who made that decision. Anyway, I hope your weekend was good. I did some barbecuing last night. It was real nice. Barbecuing in the wintertime. San Diego is one of those cities where you can do that. Wouldn't be doing that. Boston Rob would not be doing that back home in New England. Nope.
I got about, I think, three inches of snow. Yeah, I was watching the New England game yesterday, and it was all snowy. Man, I'm glad I don't live in that anymore. Eddie and I lived in Rochester, New York. I don't miss it. 570-1053 is the phone number. If you want to give us a call, please do. Anything you want to talk about at the beginning and end of every show. Mikey Show, hello. Hey, is this Mikey? Yeah. Hey, how you doing? Good morning. Good morning. I was wondering if you could help me out. This is P1 Tyler. Go ahead, Tyler. Yeah, it's none of my business, bro. I don't care that he owes you the money. Well, dude, I mean, what if you lose your keys? Do I need to do something about that, too? I know, but you want me to call him because he owes you...
No, he won't answer his phone. If you call him, I can get him face-to-face. That's all I was asking. Oh, I see. I didn't ask him to give him my money. I'm just trying to fill you in on this. I get you. I understand now. What you're saying is that when he sees you on the caller ID, he won't pick up. Yeah. I got you. Yeah, well. You should call from a friend's house. Yeah. Or a payphone. Yeah. You know, because I think that there's a lot of P1s to be like, you know, this guy, I don't really care that the guy owes him money, you know? There's like a thing you can do to your phone, dude. Like, star 68 or something. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's right. That's right. Did you hear what Eddie said? Hello? Yeah, you can block it from letting him see that it's you. How would I do that? You hit star 67. If you hit star 67 before you call, he can't tell that it's you. Oh, wow. I didn't know that. I'll try that. All right, bro. There you go. We'll see. Did anybody see Dane Cook on Saturday Night Live? Oh, yeah. I T-voted, but I watched the first half hour. Yeah. I thought his monologue was hysterical. He's a genius. Yeah. His monologue was hysterical. I could have watched an hour and a half of that. Yeah. And again, it was one of those situations where the people that were watching with us, they didn't know who Dane Cook was. And they were like, wow, this guy's funny. He's a good comedian. But the...
The problem is the skits. You know, those people on Saturday Night Live are just, it's not, I mean, I thought, I mean, I sat there and watched. It's a horrible feeling when you're wanting to laugh and you're excited about the possibility of laughing in a couple of minutes. And then it's going on and you're just sitting watching. And I was the same way, Eddie. I just watched a little bit of it. He did a bit that I thought was humorous. where he was wearing a turtleneck sweater. And I thought that was funny. But aside from that, did you guys see the bit that they did? It was the first bit where they were making high school announcements through the drama club. I was like, boy, who is dying at this bit? Yeah, I was out on that too. Yeah, who is this killing? But Dane Cook is really funny. His stuff was good.
And he was able to get a little bit blue, I guess, because they're on later at night. You know? Talking about the cashew on the... You know what I mean? So anyway. Mikey Show, hello. Yeah, this is P1 Steeps. Hi. I won some tickets on Friday for the corn show, and I went and picked them up. They gave me tickets to a comedy show this weekend for over 21, bro, and I ain't 21. So you won tickets to corn. No, I mean, I'm not begging for tickets to court. I don't know if you guys have any left, but they gave me the wrong ticket. I was kind of upset. Yeah, dude. Well, all you got to do is, it sounds like an honest mistake to me. I don't think anybody was trying to hurt you. No, no, I agree. That's why I'm just calling in. Yeah. I love the Mikey show, man. I can't hate you guys. I love you. I love you back. Oh, yes. Just take them to the front desk and explain what happened, and they'll fix you up. Cool. All right, bro. Thank you. See ya. Mikey Show. Hey, it's P1 Chris. I had a question about Dan Cook. Me and my wife, we got turned on to him by a friend back in the day. And everybody we know hasn't heard of him. And I was just wondering if there's a website or anything where maybe you could get on there and find out if he's...
If he's going to be in town anytime. He was in town. He was actually in San Diego not that long ago, about a month ago, I think. Yeah. And, yeah, I'm sure he has a website. If you Google him, you'll probably find it. I think it's just danecook.com. Yeah, try that. Try danecook.com. Danecook.com. I'll try that. I appreciate it. All right, brother. Hey, and if that doesn't work, I know that he is on myspace.com, and he's got to have a link to his website from there. Okay. All right, dude. And always try Google. Yeah, Google works, too. Mikey Show. Mikey, this is Danny Collin from Escanito. Hi. Question for you. Go ahead. Hey, a couple weeks ago, I actually know a while ago when you guys had that 24-hour thing. Mm-hmm. You spoke to some dude who was talking about a movie coming up, Flags of Our Fathers. Who was that you were talking to? He was a consultant on the movie Jarhead. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Consulting that movie. Yeah, that's right. He's a former military, and he consults movies that are about military stuff. Awesome. Okay, I just find that kind of weird, because I had just finished the book a couple weeks before, and I just barely heard a piece of your radio show, and I heard somebody, so I was just wondering who it was. Is it any good? The book was awesome, man. Very good. Cool. Maybe it'll be a good movie. I think so, yeah. It's pretty, you know, tells about these six guys, and...
each one of their stories and how they came to, you know, raise the flag, but it was pretty interesting. Right on. All right, dude. Thank you. Thank you. There was a big fire in Scripps Ranch, and they think that it was guys that were trying to burglarize that set the fire to kind of, you know, detract, or what was the word I'm looking for? Cover their tracks. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, like for fingerprints and what have you. But, yeah, it was like a dentist's office on Muir Mesa Boulevard in Scripps Ranch. Early Sunday morning, they'd think, Somebody broke in looking for drugs and then lit little fires all around. It made about $2 million worth of damage, but luckily no one was hurt. There you go. My wife got the day off because of her surprise birthday party. Good as her friends are in town. So she wanted to spend time, so she called her boss and he was real cool. He said, yeah, hang out with your friends. Wow, that's awesome. A house full of blondes and a little kid. I got this terrified look on my face because... My mother-in-law said to me at the surprise party, she said, yeah, tomorrow on Sunday, you'll get to spend a lot of time with little Connor. All the girls will go out. You get to spend that time with little Connor. I got this terrified look on my face. That's awesome. And I said to my wife, I said, please don't leave me alone with little Connor. And she said, why? And I said, because he's just a little boy.
I don't know how to play with him, and I would like to watch football, and he'll be bored with that, and I don't know what to do. I'm not prepared for this. And so they ended up taking him yesterday when they left, because if they had left him, I might have been okay entertaining him for a good 15 minutes. But after 15 minutes, I would start to cry. And then he would have to comfort me. This is no ordinary kid. This is a very active kid. She calls him trouble. Oh, man. I walked into your mother-in-law's house, and he was practicing his karate. And I'm like, oh, boy, this is dangerous. And so then I'm putting that gigantic warmer of the food down, and I put it down, and he goes, and he's like, doing kicks and stuff like right by me and like he tried to go around me and like somehow ran head first into the countertop and I'm like oh man this kid's down for the count he gets up and like shakes it off and starts going and he has a knot on his head and I'm like
Whoa! Yeah. Any other kid is bursting in tears. Right. This kid is like, eh, whatever. Yeah. Concussion, eh, who cares? He's got energy, man. I was like, whoa. You know what's amazing is that who would have thought that Lacey Peterson's son... Hey, hey, it was not... No, because his name is Connor. Don't... No, no. It's Connor, right? Please, please, no. Oh, man. Sean just broke the record on his own personal record of Lacey Peterson jokes. Congratulations. Yes, congratulations. You are the 100th. Sean now giving a bow. Thank you, Sean. Sean is now bowing in the camera. So, that's that. In about a half an hour from now, we will talk about the surprise party. We will talk about Ashley's contribution to the surprise party. Oh, Sean, strap yourself in. Oh, no. I mean, is it really necessary? Oh, boy. I just think maybe. Yeah, see, obviously I couldn't talk about the surprise party up until now because it was a surprise. It happened Saturday night. Lots of people there to terrify my wife. It was funny. It was funny, man. It was. I don't. I said at the end of the night, I said it was more of a shock party because she was terrified. Shocking off.
She was terrified. But, hey, Sean, let me ask you. If we say there was a surprise party Saturday night, and we have to tell you what the deal with Ashley is, if you had to guess, would you have any guesses on what it might be that she did? I have a few guesses. Go ahead. Well, I would wonder if she even showed up at all. There's one guess. I would wonder if she... Use very explicit language with the older attendees. Sexual language. That's a good guess. I would wonder if she was very disagreeable with everyone. Okay. Okay. Well, let me tell you, Sean, you just gave three guesses and one of your guesses is very close. You're very, very close in one of the guesses.
I think all of the guesses are actually. Yeah, I mean, I'm sure they all somehow pertain. This early are we going to start? Ashley, do you really have anything to say to Sky? I mean, considering your behavior Saturday night to Sky? No, please. Considering what you did to Sky Saturday night? I didn't do anything. I was just trying to help. Oh, boy. Let's stop. Let's stop. Stop right now. There's so much to say. Are you kidding me? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, I don't feel good. Sean, wait till you hear what Ashley thought would be funny to do to Skye. Oh, no. That's not even the big thing. Uh-uh. That's not even the thing that I'm talking about. She's the best. Now, when she left, Jamie says to me, She goes, man, she goes, Jamie had had a few cocktails. And Jamie says, man, aren't you guys kind of mean to Ashley? And I said, yeah, yeah, no doubt about it. I said, but you realize that if Ashley didn't want any of it, she could make it that way. Wait till you hear what she did to Sky and what the big thing is. She's the best.
You'll have to wait, though, because I'm not going to talk about it until almost 7 o'clock. I heard a lot of the pregame yesterday for the Chargers, Eddie, and it was good. I enjoyed it. Thanks. There was some good stuff going on. Awesome! Eddie tells me that Hank Bauer had another Hank Bauer moment on the air. Oh, no way. Last week, it was him singing. Right. The color commentator for the San Diego Chargers on Rock 105.3, I truly believe has lost his mind. Listen, I really enjoy talking to Hank on the pregame show, and he has good insight, and I think he does a very good job being the color commentator on the game. But there are times in the game where I really think Hank Bauer is crazy. Like, he's lost his mind. And yesterday's call,
on one particular touchdown, and I'm like, what, is this real? Like, what is he doing? Does he know he's on the radio? Uh-huh. Right now? That's odd. I bet, I will bet that he is the one and only color commentator in football that has ever sang a Lou Bega song. I agree. I agree. I don't think anybody has ever done that in the history of radio. He's creating his own records. That's great. Good stuff. I had an awful moment on the air yesterday. What? Well, you know how Genius is involved with the Chargers broadcast? Genius is a manager upstairs who a lot of people think that it is a bit that we give him a hard time. No.
No, I truly don't like this person. He's a dickhead. Well, he's involved in the Chargers broadcast, you know, and he, you know, because he's the manager. And he's told me before, like one of the first broadcasts we had, there was a technical problem and I talked about it on the air because I'm used to our show where we talk about everything. I mean, we're real. I mean, if there's a problem, we say it, you know, instead of trying to... put on this mask of whatever, you know, like us trying to hide something behind the scenes. Right. We're just, that's us. We just do what happens in life. And I got in big trouble for that. Really? Yesterday? No, no, no, no. Oh, in the past. Yeah, and he's like, don't ever mention if there's a problem, you know, on the air. Don't talk about it. You know, you're a professional broadcaster now, Eddie, and you need to, you know, the audience doesn't need to know what's going on. And I'm like, yeah, they do. If I'm having a problem. I want them to know why I'm having a problem. Yeah. So yesterday, I have to wear these big, gigantic Howard Cosell headsets when I'm out, and I hate them, you know, because they're so clunky and big. Two toaster ovens against your head. But the noise is so loud out there because there's bands playing and people yelling and stuff. They give us these gigantic headsets, you know, with the microphone attached to it. Right. So I'm talking, and for some reason,
Back here at the station, the people that are running the board somehow have accidentally pressed down what's called an IFB, which means you can hear them talking. It's the same. An IFB is the thing that newscasters and sportscasters wear in their ears so that people can communicate with them. Like the director and stuff like that, they can tell them, go to a break. Right, and in your ear you hear, okay, so it's coming up right here. Right. And, you know, like I've gotten to the point where I'm used to them talking in my ear now. Right. You know, they'll tell me, you know, hey, Eddie, we have Hank Bauer ready to go to and stuff like that. So I'm fine with that. Right. But they've accidentally hit that and are holding it down. Oh, no. So and they're having a full conversation. So I'm having a full conversation in my ear while trying to talk. on the radio right and i can't take my headphones off and talk into a microphone because the microphones attach to the headphones right so i and and the other guys i'm with lou and cs they're hearing it too and they're looking at me like what do we do i don't know what to do right i'm trying to talk while having a conversation in my ears and i can't say anything because genius is is won't let me right so i can't say
hey, guys, back at the booth, your IFB is pressed down. I can't say anything. So I sound like the biggest retard on the planet, and I'm like, you know, how cool would it be just to be like, you know what, we're having a little problem in the headset right now, so if I sound stupid, that's why. But I can't do that. Or wouldn't it be great if you had the ability to say, Hey, guys back at the studio, can you do me a favor? And it's fixed. It's done. It's over with. And everything's perfect. But no, I'm scrambling and stumbling and like, hey, bad day. Right. And like, nobody cares. And I can't do anything about it. It was a nightmare. He is such a turd. And I'm like, what's the big deal? Right, right. It's so not a big deal. Yeah, is this, so you doing that, what, is going to set back radio a few hundred years? Well, I'm sure everybody will turn the radios off. Well, sure, people stop listening. Yeah. It'll cause people to stop listening. So brutal. That's terrible. Well, and you know what? I mean, I know that, see, Eddie's not going to say this because, you know, he's got loyalty, but I'm going to say this. Why are these problems happening?
You know, because you've had problems before, you know. Well, it's only, you know, what are we in week 13 now and I'm still, it's the same. Listen, when I was starting out in radio, I had my fair share of firings. And I'll tell you what happens from firing. Because when you talk to people about stuff and they don't fix it, they don't stop, then they know that the consequence is maybe being talked to again. And they have a big consequence. So if it were me, hey, listen. you're fired. And that's the end of it. Well, yeah, I mean, the majority of the problems have been fixed and they've replaced people and done a lot of things like that. But I'm still like, man, we're Clear Channel. You know, we're a multi-billion dollar company. And, you know, can't we have, like, people in place? And do you ever wonder, too, like, why radio? How come this doesn't happen in television? Like, CS Keys ever have...
People leaving the IFB thing open on television. In radio, the bar is set so low of professionalism. It is set so low. You can be so bad in your job in radio. In television, they don't tolerate it. And it just doesn't happen. It's so professional in television. And in radio, it really isn't. The people working in radio... Myself included. I'll include myself in it up until now. I believe now that I'm a professional radio broadcaster. But that's only been the last week and a half. I can tell you that for a very, very, very, very long time in my radio career, I wasn't any kind of professional. Certainly not to the level that I was operating, that they were giving me the opportunity to operate at. And they shouldn't. You know, they've got to give, you've got to improve. You know what I mean? Mikey's show. Hey, what do you want, Jason? For the Chargers game? Mm-hmm. The Chris Berman show? Uh-huh. I think they had a mistake there, too, so I just wanted to say, Mikey, that, you know, it happens on TV, too. Yeah, every once in a while you see a mistake, but, you know, for the most part, when you're watching television, you don't see that stuff. On radio, you see it all, or you hear it all the time. But I hear what you, I hear you. Eddie, do you like Chris Berman?
Yes. I do, too. I do. There's times that I get kind of, I'm done with the act. Yeah. You know, like, I mean, he's been doing the same shtick for 20 years. Mm-hmm. But for the most part, I like Berman. He's entertaining. Yeah. You know. Hey, the Heisman Trophy is going to be given out next Saturday, right? Richie Bush! Yeah. I mean, is there any chance that Vince Young wins that? No, not after Saturday. I mean, that was... He's unbelievable. Seriously, I was watching that USC game, and I thought to myself, well, it's not fair having him out there. It's like watching an adult play with children. Yeah, he's amazing. That's how good he is. He's so good. So, all right, let's take a break. Really good stuff on the show today. In about 20 minutes, I'll tell you about the surprise party for my wife, and you'll get to hear what Ashley was up to. Kenan McArdle is going to be on the show today. Got some cool emails from you folks. Do you sound hot? By the way, if you ever want to just BS with me on the show and you want me to get it instantly, you can text message me. You type the word Mikey and then your message, whatever you want to put as the message. And you got to do that every time you text me. Do that to MTalk. By the way, Boston Rob, when they put the word Mikey,
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There's lots of things to tell you about. Our governor is going to be sworn in today. Our mayor is going to be sworn in today. That's right. No, you've already been sworn in today. You've already been sworn in. You know it. Jack Black on Dateline. Big news came out over the weekend about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. And Marilyn Manson is married. Lots of these things to tell you about. Now it's time for Mikey Sports with Beagle. You're the oracle? Beagle. Here's Eddie. This sports update is brought to you by Jack in the Box. The Chargers won their fifth straight game yesterday, taking out their rival, the Oakland Raiders, 34-10. It was a tight ball game for most of the first half, but right before halftime, Michael Turner scooted in for the score. He sounds kooky, man. I mean, I picture him up in that booth with a court jester outfit on, dancing when he's doing that.
What a strange reaction to a touchdown. X-ray vision glasses. Yes. With the curls in them, you know. What are you doing, Hank? Dude, what is that? Don't forget about me. I'm 33. My name's Michael Turner. Wow. That is odd. Like, did you feel the need to have to rhyme right there, Hank? Yeah, yeah. And sing. And what are you doing? Do you think that Josh ever looks over at him and mouths to him? What? I'll have to ask him today. Yeah. I got to ask him like. And we got to start saving these. Yes. Like a best of Hank Bauer. Yes. Absolutely. They're brilliant. Oh, by the way, I'm going to behind the curtain thing. I have to say because I forgot, Sean. We got to isolate that stupid Paris Hilton's new phrase. Do you still have it? Oh, yeah. Oh, what a dope. I knew I would forget about it. Thank goodness I just remembered. Then in the second half, the Chargers pulled away on both sides of the ball. They didn't allow the Raiders to score in the second half. Drew Brees threw two touchdowns, including a strike to Eric Parker. Hardest wide right, McCardell wide left, and motion out of the backfield. Brees dropping back. He is flushed out. He looks and he throws. It's a touchdown. Good night, Raiders.
I have to say, too, I really think that Josh Lewin is a really good play-by-play guy. Do you notice they use Josh's call on everything? Yes. I'm talking Monday Night Football at halftime, doing that ridiculous, I love it, I like it, I want it. The greatest country song ever? Stupidest thing ever. They use it on Inside the NFL. They use it everywhere. I know, dude. It's great. I hear him on NFL Net. I hear him on all kinds of things because he's an exciting play-by-play guy. Yeah. It really is, as a fan. Fun to listen to Josh Lewin. That's pretty cool. I got to say the most amazing thing, though, about the game. There was only one penalty in the game, and it was against the Chargers. The Raiders, the NFL's most penalized team, did not have a penalty yesterday. Are you kidding me? Can you believe that? Dude, that can't be true. The Raiders didn't have a penalty? Not one penalty in the game. I don't think I've ever heard that before. Seriously, that's like the sign of the apocalypse. No kidding. Yeah. Wow. Nice wonder of the world right there. Did you think that Kerry Collins last night, every time they showed a close-up of his face, he looked confused, man. I like CS, who is a Raider fan. Right. He calls him. He goes, I don't know if you're going to get Kerry Collins or Vodka Collins. I'm like, that's pretty funny. So right now, Chargers hold the sixth playoff spot. If they were to end right now, the Chargers would be in the playoffs. Next up, they have Miami here at home.
Must win. Eddie, can I get 13 points tonight out of Sean Alexander against the... No, no, no, dude, but they shut LT down the Eagles. It don't matter. You're going to get 15 points from Sean Alexander. Oh, I hope so. Easy. I want my undefeated fantasy football season. You're the coolest. I know, but I'm losing right now, and I could lose to one of the worst teams in our fantasy football. Is that the only guy you have going left? Yes. He's got Josh Brown, the kicker. Oh. So we need an all-touchdown game tonight from the Seahawks. There can't be any field goals. The streak can be over tonight. I know it. The streak can be over. Wow. If that Josh Brown kicks field goals tonight, forget about it. Wow. It's out of reach. Yeah, I know. And you beat one of the other best guys in the league. Yeah, I had a huge day yesterday. You had like 120-some fantasy points yesterday. Yeah, it was a good day yesterday. Finally. Some other big games yesterday. So the Broncos go down to the Chiefs, which helps the Chargers in their hunt for the NFC West. That's what I'm trying to say. Cincinnati finally clinched their first winning season since 1990, beating the Steelers. And the Colts are now 12-0, beating up Tennessee.
Big bowl games that have been announced. The Holiday Bowl will be a great matchup. The BCS snubbed Oregon Ducks will take on Oklahoma here in San Diego. That's going to be a great game. And how is it that Oregon, they lose to the number one team in America? Only lost one game. And there are people in that stupid BCS that have lost three games. What is that? It sounds corrupt, man. It's the way it's set up. It's really disappointing. Pac-10 gets no respect. Because there was a few big losses this weekend by LSU and stuff like that, it moved Ohio State up. And when Ohio State moved up, they were guaranteed a BCS berth. And Notre Dame's, of course, going to get in. It's really disappointing for the Pac-10. Stupid question. But USC and... Texas are playing a football game together, right? Yeah, Rose Bowl, January 4th. Okay. Both undefeated for the national title. It's going to be awesome. Fiesta Bowl is going to be Ohio State against Notre Dame on the second. Orange Bowl is going to be Penn State against Florida State on the third. And the Sugar Bowl will be Georgia against West Virginia on the second as well. That's a look at sports. Did you see an excitement that I just got right there, Sky? Yeah, it was like Christmas morning. That's an exciting thing.
Skye is like, man, she could be doing anything else that day. Boring? Two undefeated teams that went wire to wire. Come on, Skye, that's exciting. They went wire to wire, number one and number two, and they're going to play for the national title. National championship. That's awesome. Good luck to them. Oh, how dare you. Speaking of football, our very own Boston Rob tonight. We'll be out with the rock crew at OODA's. OODA's in Oceanside. It's OODA's. Do they make you sit in the back of the van when they drive you up there? How do they take you? Because I know that because of your DUI, they have to drive, the promotion department, the rock crew has to drive Boston Rob up to Hooters in Oceanside. So do they take you in the station van? Are you back there with equipment and stuff like that? Yeah. Are you in a car seat? A car seat. I sit on like the tables. Oh, that's brutal. Can you imagine this? Boston Rob's sitting. They got a bunch of, like, they got all the promotions, like tables, the box that you put your entry in to win. Right, and you're sitting back there with all of that. He's cargo. I watch out the back window. I'm like a dog. Can you imagine him? Yeah, do you stick your head out the back window and go... So anyway, he'll be out there tonight.
Seahawks taking on the Philadelphia Eagles. It doesn't matter to us as San Diegans. So as a fan, can you do me a favor and root on that Sean Alexander as a fan of the Mikey Show? I just want my undefeated fantasy football season. It only happened once in my life, and I know that. So I want Sean Alexander to go off tonight. Do you think there are fantasy owners out there ready to pop the cork when you lose? Yeah, I know it. Yeah, like those dopes from the Miami Dolphins. So that's tonight, and they're going to have Charger team gear out there from Sports Palace. Boston Rob will have. Sports Palace, by the way, located in picturesque Mission Valley, California. And Mr. and Mrs. Smith DVDs out there. Cooters in Oceanside, 3186 Vista Way off the 78. Go see Boston Rob tonight for Monday Night Football. He knows he needs the exercise, but he's always had this philosophy. This December on Syfy Channel... a mystery will be revealed. How much do you know about the Bermuda Triangle? A power. Did you see that? We're in a war with the forces of nature herself. You really need to listen to us. This could be the answer to everything we've been experiencing, all of it. You're about to end everything. Filmmakers of Independence Day and X-Men, Bryan Singer and Dean Devlin's The Triangle, a sci-fi channel miniseries event, premieres tonight at 9, 8 central. Hi, this is Jack, founder of Jack in the Box. Let's take a call from...
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All right, welcome back to the show. I got an email I got to read to you coming up. I got Keena McArdle still to come on the show. Do you sound hot a little bit later in the show? If you want to text message me with anything, you can do that at any time you want. Mikey space, then your message. And just text me at MTALK, 68255. And it's 50 cents a text. So I couldn't talk about this before. Today, I had been planning a surprise birthday party for my wife. I did it through that Evite thing, which is really cool, man. That Evite makes everything so easy.
If you got to tell everybody something else after you've done it, you just go there and they got one thing to click on to email everybody again. It's really cool. You can add people to it. It's fun. So I did this. And what the plan was, the plan was fly my girlfriend's good buddy in from Tennessee. Or no, my wife's girlfriend in from Tennessee. And also fly my girlfriend into town. Well, no. I wasn't going to do that. We're going to fly my wife's girlfriend into town with her little son from Tennessee, and we stuck them in a box and wrapped the box. And then we had her other girlfriend fly in from Idaho, put on a mask, and walk around the party with a tray of hors d'oeuvres and take the mask off after she's offered my wife something that, of course, my wife wouldn't eat like deviled eggs.
and take the mask off and say, oh, no, really, you should try them. Everything went off perfectly. First of all, when my wife opened the door, my wife had, it was at my mother-in-law's house, and my wife has keys to the house. She opens the front door, and it's dark in there, and everybody screams surprise, and my wife, I thought, was going to have, she screamed, and, like, jumped, and, I mean, was freaked out. She was so freaked out. Love it when women get scared like that. Okay, Sean, that's a little weird when you say that. Anyway. And so everybody yells surprise. She's hugging people and doing the whole thing. And I'm looking around the room and I'm instantly doing an audit. Who's here? Who hasn't made it? And Eddie says, guess who's not here? And I said, who? And he says, Ashley.
And Boston Rob. Yeah, Boston Rob was, you were Boston Rob's ride. Well, let's get all the details straight. I can't wait to. Let's do that. I can't wait to. Let's get them all straight. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Somebody wants to throw me under the bus. You guys just hang on. Oh, God. By the way, this is the same Ashley. Which, earlier in the day, I'm having to keep my wife busy. And my... Blackberry goes, and I look at my, and I'm sitting there with my wife, and I look at my Blackberry, and it says, I don't know what to get your wife. And this is the day of her birthday party. I don't know what to get her. Maybe I could get her some flowers. Do you have any ideas? And I'm like, you're kidding me, right?
I mean, I'm with my wife at the moment I'm getting this. And so I'm having to, like, text her back the kind of flowers that my wife likes while I'm with my wife. You know what I mean? So Ashley is not there for the surprise party. What was the reason, Eddie? Well, we're anywhere, you know, outside Ashley's comfort zone, meaning she's got to drive somewhere. Right. And whenever that happens, we all know that one of us is going to get a phone call for directions. But, Eddie, a month she's known about the party? Right. And there are directions on the Evite. There's a link to MapQuest. It wouldn't let me. What? Please. Oh, boy. I can't wait to get into that. Because it let 35 people. Everybody else was able to do it. Wait till you hear what my... Oh, I can't wait. Oh, no. I can't wait. Right when I got there...
I was bringing in all the food and stuff like that, and my phone was going off, and I couldn't answer it, so I didn't answer it. So then she called Skye, and all that Skye. Which, before we go to Skye, I have to point out, you talk about stuff to do. Eddie had stuff to do. Eddie was involved in this, and his girlfriend was involved in this. There was, like, involved, like, Ashley didn't have any responsibility. No, none. So, okay, Skye, go ahead. Um, well. Yeah, my cell phone rang at about... So she contacted everybody that day? Everybody on the show except Sean. Recognize the time, too. Yes, yes. My cell phone rang at five minutes to five. No, it didn't. Keep in mind, the party is at 530 sharp because it's a surprise party, but it was in Escondido and, you know, Ashley lives down here, you know. She lives in PB. In PB.
And so I said on that Evite, I said, be there at 530, please. Because my wife, I'm going to have there at T minus 6 o'clock. So 5 to 5, I get the call with her going, oh, I can't get the Evite to work. Can you just give me the address and I'll MapQuest it myself? I'll just plug in the address. And I said, yeah, that's fine. Here's the address. Blah, blah, blah, blah. Everything's great. Okay, see you at the party. Pause. Because I... I think it would be pertinent at this point in your story to figure out exactly what that meant. Ashley, what do you mean you couldn't get the Evite to work? When you click on the Evite, it comes up again and I have to because I'm logged into our email system and you need a password for that. So when I'm trying to open up something from my home computer... I don't know why, but it makes me re-enter my password in, and then it wouldn't let me. It said, access denied. Access denied. And then I tried to use my roommate's computer, and then she... I bet that wouldn't have happened if you'd printed it out way before at being at home. Yeah, but I don't do that. Okay, okay. So we're getting somewhere. We're getting somewhere. Go ahead. So hang up. Okay, great. See you there. Then my phone rings again. This time it's about 5.10, I want to say. But this time...
My, you know, little caller ID says Boston Rob. I'm like, oh, this is interesting. So Boston Rob's like, you know, I can tell. You never get phone calls from Boston Rob. No, never. Like, I don't think ever once. Whoa. Well, no, no, once, too, because I invited you to. Oh, yeah, you let me waste mail one time. That's true. Anyway, so. So I can tell he's kind of like beating around the bush about something, you know, like I can tell he's kind of like, you know. And so finally it basically came out that Ashley couldn't figure out MapQuest after I gave her the actual address, according to B-Rob. So you did give her the address. Yes. I think you gave me the wrong address. It's your fault, Skye. What an idiot you are, Skye. Not smart. What an idiot you are. Ding, ding, ding. Because I put it in exactly as you told me, and it came up, it said that address does not exist. And then there was like place, but the street name you gave me didn't work. So I'm like, F. Yeah, I'm sure it was her mistake.
Anyone else's. What? I would just like to right now thank Skye for the directions that we got. Thank you. Thank you, B-Rob. So I gave B-Rob step-by-step directions from exactly where they were from, step-by-step. And then I wasn't, because, you know, your mother-in-law lives. near where i live so i wasn't sure about a couple of the last street names because it's like in my neighborhood so i just know that i turn there so i said b rob i'm not 100 sure about the last two street names once i get there which will be in two minutes because it's almost time to start i will call you back as soon as i get there and give you those final two street names and as soon as i got there called him back gave him the names and That was the end of my part. Yeah. Sky did save our life at the end of it. Absolutely. You just insulted her. I didn't insult her. I'm telling the truth. She didn't. Is this not the honest show? Yeah, but let me explain how MapQuest works. Sometimes, with the smaller street names, it'll say that, but it will say, it'll still come up, you know, do you still want to look for this address? And you click on it, and it'll still come up. No, it didn't let me.
How is it that it led 35 other people? Because they could open the Evite link. Right. Right. They were able to do that. They were able to do that. So I can tell you what happened after that. Okay. So it's time for the surprise. And your brother Sam is the lookout. He's outside waiting to see for a car to pull up. Right. So he runs inside in a panic going, A car just pulled up, but I don't think it was... It's not Mike. It's not Mike and Rebecca. And I'm like, oh, no. And this is right when we're supposed to... Yeah, because we're all hiding. We're all hiding. Now, realize, if my wife sees Ashley, it's over. Yes. It's over. Oh, absolutely. Like, all of these weeks of preparation, the whole... It's done. Me and Sky are like, no, no, no. And then, literally, As soon as that happens, he's looking out the window and goes, there they are, there they are. And I'm like, oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, my. I didn't know that. I didn't know that. And come to find out, it was her. And she tells me later inside the party, she goes, I was hoping to just blend in. Do you want to hear my side now? Yes, I'm dying to hear your side, Ashley. Okay.
It all started when I said, okay, B-Rob, I'll pick you up. Now, wait a minute. If I am to make a prediction, it is going to be everybody else's. It's going to be B-Rob's fault. Thank you. Thank you. Sky's fault. What? And it's also somehow the fault of Clear Channel for having some weird thing with their email. And if only they didn't do that, I could get on to Evite. Have you ever seen the movie The Unfortunate Events? The series of unfortunate events. Yes, but I've also seen The Jerk with Steve Martin. I love it. I don't get it. I don't get that. I don't get that. You just said it. That's great. But anyway, that's what it was like for me on Saturday. A series of unfortunate events. Because I called B-Rob and I said, I'll pick you up at 445. And I go home and my roommate's computer won't... come up. So then I go to my computer. It won't let me see the e-vite. Then I call Skype for the MapQuest. The MapQuest won't show me the address. So I don't know where the hell I'm going. By now, it's like 5 o'clock. This is literally taking me like 15 minutes. So finally, I'm just like, alright, B-Rob, I'm just going to come pick you up. We'll call Eddie or something. I'm like freaking out by now. Freaking out. Because of all people that tell us, it's me. You know? And then... Did she call you on the way?
She called me in the car. They were in the car. Okay, okay. But I was already there for a half an hour. Holy cow. So then, and the whole day I was like, okay, I got to leave early. I was like, plan on leaving my house at like 4.30 because I really did not want to mess this up. I really genuinely mean that. And so... Then I go to get in my car. My roommate's parked behind me. She's asleep. Got to wake her up, have her move my car. Then my gas tank's on empty. What a jerk she is. Unbelievable. Then my gas tank's on empty. Making you have to wake her up. I had to go fill up my gas tank. Oh, what a jerk those car manufacturers are for making cars have to run on that gasoline stuff. But this isn't a series of unfortunate events. Yes, it's not. This is. This is a series of irresponsibility. Oh, thank you so much. That is so eloquent. That is eloquently putting the obvious. That's so perfect. It's a series of irresponsible unfortunate events. If you plan on leaving at 4.30, why didn't you plan on having a full tank of gas? Well, I gave her a call like, what time did I call you in the day? Probably 2-ish, 1.32. And I'm telling you too, when I said I was going to talk about this on the radio, she looks over at B-Rob and she's being serious. She's being Sarah. She's being serious, girl. And she goes, hey, don't start, don't, you better have my back, dick.
Okay? And I couldn't figure that out. Like, why is she like... I mean, she was letting B-Rob know. You better be supporting me. Yeah, I gotta have at least one person support me. I don't know, Sean. What do you mean, why? There's nothing to support. Yeah, how is it his job? All he was was a passenger. Because he is my brother and he needs to support me. True. You're right about the first part. Hey, remember that time that she was trying to throw me under the bus because I wasn't back in the studio? Mm-hmm. Yes. Okay, anyway. That hurt my feelings. Shut up. So I gave her a call at like, I don't know, 1.32. That hurt my feelings. Just to, you know, make sure because I know that she can be late sometimes. Right. Just to reiterate the fact that, you know. So you're giving her a heads up. I gave her the heads up. And then what time did you call me back? Like 3.30-ish? Probably. She called me back like an hour and a half back. Hour and a half later, she called me back and was like, all right, you know, I'm just going to go for drinks with Shelly at Longboards and then I'll come and pick you up. What? What? What? That's... What? Nothing to do with any of it. No, no, no. She's going to have drinks with somebody before she's going to come over? Not like drinks like that. Are you serious? But instead of going to have drinks...
figure out what your plan is. I had it all figured out. You don't understand. Everything was all figured out. Hold on, what? Let's talk about the series of unfortunate events. So in other words, you drove somewhere to go get drinks. No, I didn't drive. Well, what happened? Longboards is across the street from my house. So you walked over to Longboards? Yeah. In that span of time, you couldn't have gotten your car out. You couldn't have gotten gas in your car. You couldn't have gotten your directions. You couldn't have done all the things you were supposed to do. Then it would have been a series of working out events. Everything would have worked out. I swear, I swear, I did not even realize that I wouldn't be able to get the stupid directions. And that was what kicked off all of my problems, the directions. Because that was what held me up. Dude, I was... in my house, like, getting the directions, like, about to go pick up B-Rob at 4.30. Wait, wait, wait. Okay, wait. We got to take a break. We got to take a break because we're real late. When we come back, when we come back, we got to tell you about the prank that Ashley was playing on Sky. Oh, my God. You're listening to Mikey. Gross! 5.3. Rock 105.3.
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And so I say to Eddie, did you just get an IM from Ashley? Because that's the only person I will accept an IM going to. And Eddie says no. And I look over at B-Rob and he's typing. And I go, B-Rob and Ashley are IMing each other. So I go into B-Rob's studio and I said, copy and paste everything that she is writing to you and send it to me. Oh, no. He said IM. And B-Rob does my job. And B-Rob has this look on his face like, I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. So he just cuts. Stop. Stop cussing you. What's the matter with me? She's not asking. So I go, what's the matter? I'll tell you what the matter is. She's caught. Yeah, that's right. God, you are the biggest liar on the planet. Another lie. What is the matter with you? Listen to this. Listen to this. And I said, and I said, listen, listen, Ashley. And I said to Boston Rob, I go, I go, B-Rob, I go, you better send me every single thing that she, and he's like, oh, I don't, I don't. And I said, no, all of it. He said it's a direct order. And serious. Hey, listen. He meant business. 7, 10 a.m. Ashley to Rob, you dick.
Rob back to Ashley. What? Three question marks. Ashley to Rob. Dude. Four yous. Dude. Ashley to Rob. You were supposed to not throw me under the bus. B-Rob to Ashley. I totally had you back. I was about to say something wicked good for you, and they cut me off. I love you. Ashley to Rob. Because at this point, I walked in, and I was saying to Rob, you send me everything that's being said. And she sees me walk in there, so she writes to Rob. What did he just say? B-Rob to Ashley. No, no, no. This is still to him. You knew they would give me S about that.
And that had nothing to do with the shenanigans that went down. On top of me being in trouble for everything already, that just added to the fire. F. F-F-F. Only she put the word. Then she says, then she says, please don't say anything else, okay? Please. Rob to Ashley. I promise I will not tell them that you were stoned. Oh, my God. What? Oh, no. Oh, no. I am reading you real IMs. I am reading you real instant messages. This is not a bit. You are unbelievable. He says, I won't say a word. And she goes, and she writes back, Ashley to Rob, please, okay. Then she writes, now close the box. Meaning close the IM. So that there's no evidence of this. And I told Rob, Rob, you send me every single thing that you said. And he comes in here and goes, dude, I did, I did, I did. I sent it all. Wow. You made me. Wow. And Skye's doing a timeline. She's like,
If she says, she goes, if she says that she was ready to go at 445, she still got B-Rob to pick up. 430. You said at the party. No. At the party. You said at the party 445. And when you first told the story like 10 minutes ago. I said 435. No. The second. time you said 4.30, but the first time when you said it about 10 minutes ago, you said I had 15 minutes. I thought that would be plenty of time to get the directions. I told B-Rob I'd pick him up at 4.45. Well, then, hmm. You know? I love it. And he lives like five minutes from me. That's still not enough time to get from PB to Escondido. Now, for those of you that may be tuning into the Mikey Show for the first time that have not heard this from Sky, I'm going to let you know. Sky, It detests mustard. Like, I mean, like people hate Brussels sprouts or whatever. Yeah, I don't like it, the taste of it, but I also had a traumatic event in regards to mustard as a child. Were you raped by mustard? Yeah. It's a safe place. You can tell. It's a safe tree. No. It's a safe tree here. No, one time I had... Somebody named French has attacked you. Yes. That's right. One time I had... Were you pulled into the bushes by a big mustard man?
Did something happen with you in a clue game? Shut up. One time, me and my girlfriend were running around out in the middle of the night TPing houses and being stupid jackasses. A friend of mine knew we were going to TP his house and knew I hated mustard, so he dumped an entire bottle of mustard on my head. But since my girlfriend's parents were asleep and we weren't supposed to be out, I couldn't wash. So I had to spend like eight hours with mustard coating me. It's traumatic for someone who hates that. And Skye also hates and despises seafood. And so my wife's friend Lori made this disgusting dip. I'm sorry, Lori. What? It tasted like mustard and seafood. It was delicious. It was crab and mustard mixed together. Oh, that sounds awful. That's good. And it was warm. It was like warmed up. Hey, listen, I've had Lori snacks. She makes great snacks. I was not a fan. of the mustard crab dip. And so Ashley, I can't even tell the story because I wasn't there for what happened in the beginning.
but she i guess was like she's telling you to yeah i am standing out in the backyard okay so the backyard the slider to the backyard is right off of the kitchen like in you know many houses right and inside the kitchen there's a kitchen island and that has a lot of like the snacks on it so i'm out in the backyard having a drink and the sliders open and ashley's inside standing at the island and all of a sudden i hear someone going sky sky sky and like i turn around and ashley's like calling me inside from standing by the island but you know i'm still outside and i'm like thinking Okay, something important must be going on if she's screaming across the party to me. So I walk over there, and then she goes, So, Skye, have you tried this dip? And I'm like, No, actually, I haven't. And Eddie's girlfriend had came inside with me when I came inside. So she's standing next to me, and Ashley goes, Oh, this dip is wonderful, Skye. You would love this dip. She's like, it's warm. It's so yummy. And you put it on these crackers. You should really try it. I secretly hate Skye. I mean, it's not even a secret anymore. It's not even a secret anymore. And so as she's like going on and on about how wonderful this dip is, Eddie's girlfriend's like, oh, this sounds great. I'm going to try this wonderful dip. So she takes a bite.
And, you know, of course, me, I'm not trying new things. And I look at her, and she kind of gets this face. And I'm like, what does it taste like? She's like, it tastes like a mixture of mustard and fish. And I look over at Ashley, and she gets the biggest grin on her face. What? I had just saved her ass. She wanted to see you throw up. 10 minutes earlier, saved her ass. That's brutal. And she's going out of her way to try and torture me for no reason. It was delicious and I thought she would enjoy it. Skye, in Ashley's defense, it was the marijuana talking, okay? Anything tastes good when you have the munchies. That's right. That's right. Come on. I don't get the munchies. I'm a stoner. She's cruel. Why did you do that? She's cruel and mean. Because I... I was hanging out there and I was thoroughly enjoying the dip because I actually really liked it. And so I kind of missed Skye and she was outside and I said, hey Skye, come and hang out with me and have some dip. Yeah, thank you. And then I wanted her to try some. Now, all of these Ashley shenanigans were pretty, they were pretty awesome. A lot of Ashley moments. But I don't know that anything compared. Oh, please.
To Eddie and Skye. Thank you. You talk about ultra competitive. I mean, it is out of control. What do you mean? I don't know what he's referring to right now. I don't know what he's... My mother-in-law decided that it would be fun for everybody to play Rebecca Trivia and ask questions about my wife. And there would be prizes involved for the winner and second place. Skye. Eddie, do you see what she's doing? When I say winner, she points at herself. When I say second place, she points to you. Listeners can't see that, but that's what just happened. Why are you doing this? I'm just clarifying. And so there is a question asked. They kind of both get it right. We've got to go to another question. But we tied because we were. Yeah, they got it. We both had this.
The most amount of questions right. You tied, so we had to go to a tiebreaker. And even with a tiebreaker, you were both kind of right, so we had to go to another tiebreaker. This was like the fourth tiebreaker question. And we're yelling and jumping and all like worked up. And so finally, the tiebreaker question is, what place does my wife want to vacation that I don't? And so Eddie wrote down, Tahiti? Yeah. And Sky wrote, and Sky blurts out. Sky has no clue. She has zero clue. This is Eddie's interpretation. And then all of a sudden, she blurts out, Bali! And I'm like, what? Bali. And I look over at the corner where Rebecca's friends are, and they're all giggling. And I look at Sky, and she's got a look of like, what? What? Right, right, right. And I'm like, there was obviously... Shenanigans. No, there was not. And they cheated. Somebody mouthed to her. Just because you didn't win, somebody cheated. You know something happened and you won't admit it. Look at you right now. I can tell you're lying. Excuse me. Jamie said the exact same thing. She's like, dude. Swear on your cats. I swear to God on my cats. All your cats are going to die. I'll swear on my husband and my parents. I'll swear on anything. I did not cheat. Now listen. What you're hearing right now is only a small...
example of what went on in that house last night, or that night, to the point where I'm like, okay, people that don't know us must think this is so odd. Well, because Eddie and I had had some adult beverages prior, so that added a little fuel to you. Eddie with his Monopoly man hat on, too. And beads. Yeah. Listen, Skye's a cheater, and we all know it. That is not true. That's not true. Also, she has to win. That's not true. Sky, you are a cheater when it comes to games. When it comes to games, you will do anything to win. But I will not cheat. Yes, you will. You are not above cheating. I will play technicalities.
but I will not technically cheat. So technically somebody mouthing you the answer is not cheating? That would be cheating. Okay, well then you cheated. Well, nobody mouthing me the answer. It was clear you cheated to everyone in the room. Mikey told the story on the air of how him and Rebecca wanted to go to Bali. I've been here on this show too. Plus that morning I watched HGTV about a family who wanted their house in San Francisco painted pink because of their honeymoon in Bali. This is a complete lie, everyone listening in the audience right now. It's true. You're a liar. And if I wasn't so drunk, I would have won before we even needed to go to tiebreaker. Ashley, you IM'd it. If you IM'd it, say it. Now she's IM'd it. I don't want to get into trouble and you'll get mad at me. Say it. What's going on? I have no clue. Say it, Ashley. This is me working on being honest. Now she's going to be honest. One of the tiebreaker questions was name. Rebecca and Mikey's cats. Yeah, I saw that cheating. What are you talking about? Ashley was whispering in your ear, and I said, hey. She said, Mr. Peabody. And Eddie didn't know the cats' names, and I told him one of the cats' names. But Eddie got that right. Eddie got that question right. I told him one of the cats' names. That's what she's saying. She gave him the answer. She gave him the correct answer? I gave him Sidney. I don't know what she's talking about. B.S. I gave him Sidney. So he's going to call me.
for cheating. I don't know what she's talking about. First of all, she said Mr. Peabody. Well, wait a minute. You said our cat's names were Sidney, Ginger, and Fartsy. I thought Fartsy was one of them. So she told you Sidney as well because I called you. Yes, I did. Well, you're lying. I don't remember that happening. You were wasted. Okay, excuse me. And for the record, Eddie has liar face on. He has liar face on. And I just, I have hair here because Everyone's calling shenanigans. Everyone's calling shenanigans. We are his friends. I got to come clean. Sky's getting called a cheater and I got to be fair. So I told Eddie Sidney. Okay, there he is. I'm sorry, Eddie. I believe that Sky will cheat if she has to. However, I believe in this case, she did not cheat because she swore on her cats. He came out
I swear on her cats as well. Okay. Hey, now, wait a minute. Now, B-Rob captured it. I told B-Rob. I told B-Rob. That's awful. That's a dick move. What are you talking about? I'm at it. He's right. Listen, I said to B-Rob, I go, dude, start taping some of this for the air. Do you have it on your phone right now? Yeah. Is there cussing? I don't know if you can make out all the words. I know, but is there cussing? I think Eddie might have. Okay, Sean, it's video. So, Sean, how do we get the video of them fighting? And it's real. Like, they don't even know they're being taped. I have to get a video camera for Christmas. I'm bringing it everywhere we go. Yeah, you've got to take a video camera everywhere. But, Sean, is there a way to take video, phone, video? Do you know? Yeah, well, you've got to get the video off the phone by connecting it to a computer. You can either do that with a cable. Or if it has Bluetooth or infrared, you can connect that way. Okay, but you can't email video to somebody and then have it put on the website? If the camera has email and it supports attachments, you can do that. Can you be, Rob? I can give it a shot. I don't know. Because we've got to let the P1s. Yeah, this is a hilarious video. See the two of these guys. We did. And it didn't stop.
We fought out the door. I know. They were still fighting as they were leaving. If she wins anything, she's the worst winner on the planet. She's so mean about rubbing it in. Do you not remember this and this on this? I thought the people at the party wanted to see what the first place prize was. I was showing it to them. rubbing it in my face. Excuse me, you have no room to talk Mr. Cheater liar face. What are you talking about? First of all, you come out calling me a cheater when I didn't cheat. And then it has now been proven that you actually cheated. By who? Well, when I saw it happening, I called you on it. You then lied to my face and now Ashley is backing up the fact that yes, you two did in fact cheat. And this is your number one witness? Yeah, you're going to believe her, Miss Honest over there? Like I would, actually try to get myself involved in that fight too? Exactly. No. Apparently you have. This is your star witness. We're putting it all at us. Proud of yourself, Eddie. I would be because I won. Liar. Clearly. Well, you came in second place on top of cheating. I didn't cheat. Alright, we'll be back. 5-3. Skip and Steve for Robbins Brothers. World's biggest engagement ring store. Skip.
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I wish you would. I feel really stupid now. It's the Mikey Show. And it's 739. Mostly sunny later today. High temperatures from the mid-60s to the low 70s. San Carlos is 36 right now on Lakeside. It's 40 degrees. Well, he sends me an instant message. And the instant message says, So, I guess when I was fired, I was fired from the cool kids' parties, too. Oh, man. Just curious how come I didn't get an invite. What, is he not human anymore? All right. That would be really awful. And so I wrote him back and I said, does blunder at KIOZ not work anymore? Bastard. So rude. And he says, no, it does. I just didn't check it as much as I used to. And I said, oh, that must be it. Ooh, touche. And he said, well, it's a good thing that I haven't known Rebecca for the past five years or been your friend, brotherly figure, because otherwise I'd probably be
A little upset. And I said, dude, I feel awful as it is. And he said, yeah, because you didn't ever mention it at all when we talked. I forgot. I forgot to invite one of her good friends to the party. I forgot. I forgot. I didn't even think of it. If I had thought of it, I would have. I'd feel terrible. You know what, dude? Just send him a pizza and all we need to give it. All right, Sean. Do you want to know how competitive Eddie and Sky are? Right, Skye? Yeah, we've worked it out. We've moved past it. We're mature adults. Absolutely. Because they were arguing on the air just a few moments ago. Yeah, it's a little embarrassing. And we apologize to each other. Yes, yes, yes, definitely. But it's just funny because when we went into commercials, they continued to argue and I taped them. What? Excuse me? And I taped them. Beg pardon? Now, understand as you listen to this, I had to just put my headphones into the machine and silently edit this. I can't believe you did.
cursing in it. Talk about pulling back the curtain. Today, man. These two were going at it in the studio still. Now, you're going to hear cursing, but it's bleeped. You're going to hear both of them eating because we have to eat while we're in commercials. Oh, man. How dare you. Listen to the two of them off the air moments ago. Now, I got to tell you. The other thing is, at times you're going to hear them off microphone and on microphone depending on where their heads are. I mean, as soon as the microphones went off, the conversation continues. So here it is in its entirety. How was that cheating? How was it cheating? Did I get any hits? Did anyone give me any hits? Yeah, somebody mouthed the words to you. That's what you claim. I never saw that. Dude, when you brought that...
crap up. Jamie was just as confused as I was. Call Jamie. Call Jamie right now. It might not have been Jamie. I thought it was. I didn't see anybody. I didn't see anybody. You're the only one who saw that. You're the only one who saw that. Cheater. Somebody gave you the answer. You cheat. I did not cheat. I just told you what happened. Hope you enjoy that frame, cheater. I hope you enjoy your coffee of shame. There's no shame involved in winning fair and square. How can there be no shame involved when you cheated? I did not. You are so full of it. You are the biggest full of it. That's off the air. Oh my god. That's off the air. I hear that thing in Skye's voice though where she's guilty but won't give it up. Thank you. Thank you. I can hear it. Thank you. Like Skye, I believe you because you've said it but yeah, there's something we're not knowing. Something is going on. Something is going on. Like you got that sound. And you grin. You're like half grin like me. We know how you are. We can't find the person. Admit something happened. Blunder call in. The only thing that happened was the fact that I should have won before we even went to a tiebreaker because I was drunk and gave an idiotic answer. What does that have to do with anything? That's like the only thing that I can think of. Wrong, wrong, wrong. When that question was asked, the final tiebreaker question. Will you stop projecting your cheating onto me? I did not cheat. No!
question was asked. A final tiebreaker question was asked. Yes. You paused. I did. And then I turned away and I was talking with Mikey about how I thought it was Tahiti. All of a sudden, then you just blurted it out. It popped into my head. And I screamed at you. I'm like, who just told you that? And you got this big smile on your face. And I said, no one. That's exactly what happened. I want to know. I'm curious what, like, without being there. And you don't have to. I'm just curious if P, what P1's thinking. Well, give me a break with that question. 570105. They all think I'm speeding. I would like to know if he wants to. Oh, I bet you would because they all want to be part of the boys club. Boy Blunder is on the phone. Boy Blunder. Who's this? That's not my name anymore. That's right. It's Rick. Fish. Fish. Yes. Fish, I forgot, man, and it was not because you don't mean, but see, we don't see each other anymore, man. I bet, you know what? I bet there's been things that you've been up to that you haven't invited me to that you could have. Actually, they're I haven't done anything. It is true. See, because Fish, I always think of you like when we're doing poker and stuff like that. See, I feel awful. And then he instant messages me and he says, and it's funny because you barely thought of me during your reception, too. You had to recall when Eddie brought it up to you. You even told me that. Fish.
I'm telling... You didn't send me an invitation or anything like that. I remember you guys talking about it on the air. Okay, well, listen. If you're going to say all this stuff, then you have to put your money where your mouth is. That means we have to hang out. In order for you to be a part of my life, me and you have to hang out. I'm not saying... You can't jip, though. Let's make a plan right now. Let's hang out. I love you. I want to hang out. Listen to me. Listen, I'm not saying that both of us haven't been derelict in maintaining our friendships. You just said derelict in maintaining our friendships. Yeah, I thought you weren't drinking anymore. Write that one down for low IQ haiku. Go ahead. Anyway, I'm just saying that when it's stuff like that. Or is it a hand sandwich? Eddie, come on. I'm sorry. Hi-oh. Like, for example, if my girlfriend was throwing me a birthday party coming up, I'm sure she would think first to invite you guys. She would? Would you? Would you think it? Of course I would. Does he have a girlfriend, though? Yes, he does. It would not cross my mind not to invite you guys. You guys were such a huge part of my life. You, Mike, you gave me a career. My name is Mikey. Hey, excuse me. If you're not Boy Blender, I'm not Mike. I am Mikey. Mikey, you moved me to Dallas. You gave me a career in radio.
But you don't understand, Fish. I love you. Like, I care about you. I understand that. But if that were the case, then how come in the last year we've just completely fallen apart? Like, I never talk to you guys anymore. Why is that? Why do we not talk? Why? I'm not saying that I'm not blameless in that either. Yeah. I'm just saying I don't understand why that is. Like, when big stuff like your reception comes up or Rebecca's birthday comes up, I'm like, I was just kind of like, it kind of... It kind of got to me. Like, this morning, I'm driving home from work, and I heard you guys talking about the party, and I was like, that's kind of weird that I didn't get invited to, because it sounded like it was a pretty cool and a pretty big deal. And you've got to understand, Fish, it breaks my heart. Like, I don't know why I don't. I think I do. The reason, if I'm being completely honest, the reason that I don't think to invite you is because you're not a part of my life anymore, and I am a scatterbrain. And unless it's in front of me every day, I won't think of it. Okay. Well, no, Mike, that's fine. If I'm not a part of your life anymore, then that's fine. No, no, no. I didn't say that right. No, no, no. Fish. Fish. Fish. No, no, no. I didn't say that right. No, no, no. Wait a minute. Wait a minute, Rick. Rick, hang on. I didn't say that right. I meant that you're not, I'm not working with you and seeing you every day in my life.
And listen, the truth is that we haven't been a part of each other's lives. And why is that? Why? I see you at an occasional poker game and that's about it. Yeah. Well, not even that. Like I said, it's not one of our faults. But I think when big stuff like that comes up, I would have liked to have been included in it. Because it sounded like a lot of fun and it sounded like something that I would have had fun. It would have been cool to see James. Eddie, did you think of it? Did you think of fish? Honestly, honestly. Yeah, yeah. You know, but I... Because you tell me stuff like that usually. But, dude, I mean, it's not my place to do that. It's not your job, but... You know, there was a few people I thought... Who else did I miss? Gosh, I hadn't thought about this before. Because I'm telling you, I would have wanted fish there. If I had thought of it, I would have invited... It's not like I was like... I didn't know if you were, like, keeping it small. No, no, I definitely would have. I didn't think... Who else did I miss? I thought you would invite our friend Shelly and a couple other people that you know. Russell. Yeah, Russell. See, now I'm thinking of people that should have been there. Oh, I did invite Russell. I did invite Russell. Here's the other thing, too. You and I even talked that Saturday night and you didn't even mention it at all. Yes, we talked Saturday night. Oh, that's right. We talked after it. And you know what? I remember when he IM'd me going, oh,
I mean, if you had said something then, I would have felt a lot better about it than I do right now. Well, yeah, but then it's by, you know, I felt guilty. Oh, okay. You know what I'm saying? I'm sorry. Yeah, I do, I do. Well, listen, this is, for me, going to be one of those things that now it's cemented in my head. You know, this was a painful experience for me. I would think that it would have been cemented after your reception, too. Because that was a pretty big deal, too. And I got left out of that. No, you were there. Well, yeah, what happened? I understand I was there, but after you were reminded that I had to be there. Why does Ashley have the biggest smile on her face at anybody right now? Because I feel really bad for him right now. I'm just going to kick her ass for the last 15 minutes. I mean, it's just really... She's just glad no one's attacking her anymore. I'm just saying, you just kicked her ass for the last 15 minutes about being forgetful and irresponsible and all that stuff. I kicked her ass about being irresponsible. Eddie?
Fish is confused. Eddie? Yes? Are you instant messaging Fish right now? No. You promise? Yes. Okay. I'm just saying, that's my own personal observation from what I heard. That's probably why she's so happy right now. I'm sorry, Fish. It was an oversight that you are absolutely right about. I should have thought of it. I didn't. I feel terrible. And I will invite you to things because I want you there. But I'm telling you, we really do have to... You know, every time we see each other, we say, oh, yeah, we got to hang out. No, but we do, though. I told you. Last time we hung out, we saw the Wedding Crashers. And I even thought this week, either this week or next week, I wanted to invite you guys to go see King Kong. Because I thought that would be a cool thing. You know what? We're going to invite you. We're doing the premiere. We're inviting you. Cool. Well, that's cool.
My point is, last time you and I... What, Eddie? What, Eddie? What? What? That was really funny to me. He's saying, you know, I was thinking about inviting you to keep calm. And you're like, no, no, no. I got this. We invite you. And that's supposed to make it all better. Yes. Hey, you don't worry about it, kid. We are inviting you, buddy. I want you to go. P1 Mike. If you'd like to make a call... When Mike was calling to ask if Blunder and I used to date. Like, you guys can't be friends anymore? Yeah. Like, why are we talking this? Like, are you guys in love or something? Because he's a friend, you know? I don't like to be a jerk. Like I said, I was about to say, during Wedding Crashers, you and I said we were going to go to lunch because I wanted to talk to you about getting back into radio and what I needed to do and all that stuff, too. I don't know if you remember that. But that never happened. No, that ain't my fault, kid. No, I know. That's both of our faults. Like I said, it's my fault. It's your fault that none of us have been hanging out at all. But, like, I kind of wonder, too, sometimes, like, are you guys still doing those, like, game nights that you used to do or cooking dinner or something like that? No, we haven't. We don't hang out either. Yeah, we're not hanging out either. We're out. And we, you know, we as a show...
have been talking about it. I mean, we've said, you know, Eddie and I and Sky have gone, hey, let's do this, let's do this, and we just haven't. We need to. Yeah, no, and you have to understand, though, when I hear about this kind of stuff where I wasn't invited to, I start thinking, well, Blunder, you have to understand, Blunder, this is one thing. We haven't done anything and not invited you. Sure, no, I understand that, but I don't know that. Well, I'm telling you that it's the case. I know that now. I'm just saying. But, like, when I was driving home from work this morning, I was like... Where are you working? At a hotel. I see. No-tail motel? At eight. No, not one of those. By the hour. Yeah. All right, well, listen, Boy Blender, you're absolutely right. I apologize, and we've got to make a concerted effort to hang out with one another. Okay. That's the former Boy Blender. He's so special. He's so sweet. In a moment. I feel terrible. We haven't even got to the news. Those headlines we've got to be getting to. We've got to take a break, though. We're really behind. We'll be back.
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We're going to see high temperatures from the mid-60s to the low 70s. Coronado's 44 right now here in Kearney Mesa. It's 42 degrees. The Chargers won their fifth straight game yesterday taking out their rival, the Oakland Raiders, 34-10. And speaking of the Chargers, on the phone with us right now, Keenan McCardell. What's going on? Keenan, first of all, I don't know how you are able to be speaking with us right now. Why is that? After the bone-jarring hit. that I saw you take last night. I mean, that hit. And you came down with the ball and popped right back up. What part of your body is feeling that particular hit today? Nothing right now, to be honest. I mean, after that. Holy cow. I mean, that was a spectacular catch, man. Spectacular catch. And congratulations. You guys have won your fifth in a row.
You know, we're doing our thing right now. Keenan, when you go into the locker room after a win like last night and everybody's excited and everything, do you take it upon yourself to quiet everybody down and say, hey, guys, we really do have to keep in mind that this started happening when I was on the Mikey show. So let's all remember that. And let's all keep that in mind here, guys. Let's all realize it was great to see you last night. Hey, by the way, what happened with LT? than that. He came back and played great. Was it on his back? Because I noticed he kept touching his back. I think somebody might have hit him in the back. Make sure that I asked you because I just was taking mental notes last night about the eye black that you guys wear. Does that really keep the lights of the stadium out of your eyes? It does. It keeps the glare off your eyes.
To me, I always thought that stuff is for looks at this point. I didn't think it actually worked on anybody. It works. It works sometimes for the life. There you go. I finally started Drew Brees last night. Oh, you got some points. That's right. Two touchdowns from Drew Brees. Right. Unfortunately, the guy that I was playing fantasy football against had Kenan McCardell going last night. Oh, my. And Kenan racked up. Some points for him last night. It was very tough. Yeah, you did. Yeah, you did. And, of course, we have to say congratulations on your 800th career catch last night. Oh, thank you. Thank you. Did you keep the ball or no? I got more than keep moving. Kenan, can we get something to put in the studio, like a towel that you use? We got to get some Kenan thing to put in the studio. And, I mean, it could be something as funny as.
A Gatorade cup that you use. And we will put it, we'll like enshrine it, and we'll put it here in the studio. I love that. It's got to be something. Yeah. Something crazy. Something crazy. No, it's got to be something crazy. It's got to be something crazy. eBay, dude. It's got to be a piece of turf that came off your cleat, something like that. Okay. Something cool like that. All right. The dolphins are next. Right. Do not look past the dolphins, Kenan. I know they're playing good football right now. They beat Oakland, they beat Buffalo. And I know that Marty is going to be telling you guys, look, we've got to take it one game at a time. Let's not look past the Dolphins, to the Colts or whoever. I mean, yeah, you know what, that game behind it is a big game. And you're right, the Dolphins are playing pretty decent football right now.
And they're going to have a chip on their shoulder going into this game because they're going to be saying they know how good the Chargers are, and they're going to want to prove something. And speaking of not looking forward to the Colts game, wouldn't it be awesome to end their undefeated streak, Keenan? Eddie, but we can't think about that yet. We can't think about that yet. But how exciting would it be if you're the Chargers going into that game? Yeah, but we can't talk about that yet. We've got to focus on Miami Dolphins, just the Dolphins. That's right. Hey, Keenan. Hey, Keenan. Uh-huh. Sky obviously wants to know how the chief is feeling. Yeah, what's up with my boy? Well, he'll be in there playing before you know it, Sky. Good, I'm getting worried. All those cards and letters that you've been sending, I'm sure. Helping him heal. Yeah. Healing fast, too. And all the pictures of me, he's enjoying those as well, I'm sure. They're right there up in his locker. She got a big autographed photo of Sky there in his locker. That's awesome. Uh, all right. Number 87, Keenan McCardell just celebrated his 800th, uh, last night. Uh,
All right, Keenan. Well, we'll talk to you on Friday, and have a great week working out and getting ready for the Dolphins. Talk to you guys on Friday. All right, Keenan. All right. See you. Bye. Keenan McCardell. Hopefully, by the end of the hour, we'll talk to Josh. I want to talk to Josh about goofballs, Hank, and his weirdness yesterday. All right. We got to take a break. We'll be right back. Mr. Slippy Fist. The Rock 105. With natural gas prices rising nationwide, a new energy-efficient water heater is a great way to save. And right now, SDG&E is offering $30 rebates on selected models. For details, ask your home improvement retailer or visit SDGE.com. SDG&E, a Semper Energy Utility. It's been a tough, busy ride of the above here this morning. Right now, you've got South on Fire Struggling Man from Cannon Road.
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She orders from the menu that is what everybody else gets for breakfast. Yeah, and I usually, I'm always very, like, I always love to see what you get, Mikey, because I usually, like, will, like, divvy up a little bit of Mikey's order, and I think I'm going to go with what Mikey takes. I don't think she can read. I know, that must be it. Yes, I can. I just, uh, what's Eddie? Oh, I can't read, so I'll go with Mikey today. Move the dice. Shut up, Eddie. Do I sound hot? Do I sound hot? Hot. I sound hot. Time for the hottest sounding game in San Diego. Do you sound hot? Or the Mikey Show? M-Boost is all over it, man. Is it? Yeah. Let's get on it. So you can listen. You can listen to these girls' voices today on Do You Sound Hot and vote for your favorite one via text message. And I'll tell you what, Boston Rob is so happy that they sent down Sarah from M-Boost to help out. Yeah.
Beautiful lady. I'm drooling in here. You might have to stay after hours and show me more. Put in some late hours. How this works. Make sure I know everything about it. That's right. I want to know it in and out. Okay, Rob. Now, Boss and Rob, describe how people can text in their votes. All right. They're going to text the word girl and girl space one, two, three, or four. Whatever girl. they want to vote for to M-Vote. He can never say it in one just smooth sentence. What do you mean? That was as smooth as it gets, Mike. They're going to text girl and then... I'm making sure I get everything correct. Looks like I'm going to have to get some more teaching from you, sweetheart. Hey, looks like Sarah better stick around. I don't...
See, I'm obviously messing it up. I don't speak so good. Yeah. Why don't you put her on? Let me talk to her. Let's see if she'll explain it any differently. Sarah, did he get it right, Sarah? No, he totally did. You know he thinks you're gorgeous. You know that, right? He's talking about how gorgeous Sarah is. She's got a boyfriend, though, and he's a Yankees fan. Which makes you crazy, because she's a Boston Red Sox fan as well. Wait, what's that, Sarah? What is there, new development? What is going on? I don't know. Might you be single soon? Is that what we're hearing? It's a possibility. Whoa. Look at Boston Rob. Look at Boston Rob's ears perk up. Oh, well, young lady, perhaps you'll need somebody to show you the town. If you ever need a shoulder to cry on. Yes, I have a dirtbaggish one right here. I have a very dirty one right here for you. I have a very dirty shoulder for you to cry on. All right, so if you like the girls' voices that you hear, we're going to have four girls on. Girl space one, girl space two, girl space three, or girl space four. That's what you text in. You text it to M-Vote. And it's 50 cents, right? Mm-hmm. Yep. 50 cents to vote. So there you go. And you can also call in. People can also, because we put them all together. We factor them all in together. I like it. The cool thing about M-Vote, though, is that you can do it, you know, thousands of people can do it from their cars. You're listening. I do it. I actually...
text in on my own phone. Alright, so call in right now, ladies, if you would like to play. 570-1053 if you want to be a contestant on Do You Sound Hot. Eddie, what is the prize today? Awesome. Awesome prize. What do you got? It's a double shot prize. You're going to win the tickets to the premiere of King Kong. What is that? I don't know. When is it, Ash? It's next Monday night at 7 a.m. Or 7 p.m. 7 a.m. 7 a.m. in the morning. During our show? No. Cong it out. 7 a.m. at night. Well, no. Yeah, 7 p.m. All right. Okay. Where is it in the morning? AMC Mission Valley. Sweet. Yeah. And. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Tickets to the Chargers Dolphins game. No. I'm throwing it in. Come on. I'm throwing it in. Come on. I'm crazy. I'm crazy today. Come on. That's great. All right, so ladies, ladies, here is your prize. You get to go see the premiere of King Kong, which we will all be attending and Boy Blunder. Well, we invited him. Well, sure. Everything's good now because he's been invited to King Kong. Job, Mike. So we'll all be there plus Rick and tickets to the Charger Dolphin game. That's as good as it gets. Wow.
So, ladies, you've got to call us up right now, 570-1053, and we're going to evaluate you on the sound of your voice, and you can text in your vote for who you like. Girl Space 1, Girl Space 2, Girl Space 3, or Girl Space 4, and send that to mvote. It is 50 cents a text. On the phone with us right now, is this P1 Sonja? Yes. How are you, Sonja? Good. How are you? I'm good. Did you happen to make it to the movies? There's a lot of good movies coming out right now. You make it to the movies over the weekend? No, not this weekend. What did you do? I worked on Saturday, and I stayed home and did homework on Sunday. Homework? Yeah. Where are you a student? California Baptist University. There you go. Now, people have to remember, we cannot ask these ladies what they look like, how old they are. However, all of that will be taped, and you'll get to hear it at the end of the game. We'll play back what they all look like. Uh, Sonia, um, tell me something. Uh, what is the, what, what is the last thing that you cried about? Um, the last thing I cried about, that would be probably my husband just left for two weeks and we're newlywed. How long have you been married? Um, since June. Oh, really? Yeah. So we're, you know, fairly, fairly new. And, um,
He's in the military. He's only gone for two weeks, but, you know, it's still hard. Are you from San Diego? Actually, I am not from San Diego. Are you here because your husband's in the military? Yes. Where are you from? I am from the IE. I am from the Inland Empire. Ah, yes, the Inland Empire. Yes. Well, there you go. All right, I'm ready to evaluate, Sonia. Okay. I mean, certainly sounds like a sweetheart, very sweet girl. I don't get a hotness. I don't go, wow, I mean, does this girl sound sexy? She sounds like she could be my sister. Or she sounds like she could be a good friend. But I don't get any kind of an attraction from the voice, which I think is what it's about. And so I have to give Sonia a very low score. She gets a three. Oh, wow. Now, I'm guessing you guys got this same visual that I got as soon as I heard Sonia. I pictured us at a public park for like a afternoon with the family. Everybody's there. Like maybe a kid's birthday party. And she's the one holding the string to the pinata. And she's like pulling it. Could be. You know, from the kids. Could very well be. Yes, sure. And laughing hysterically. Yes. That's the visual I got. You just painted a picture for me. How about you guys? I like it. Yeah, I think you could definitely be right. Thank you. Yeah. I also see her. She could be wearing the big.
gray, oversized sweatshirt that says Gap, and she's got dark, very, very black, curly hair. Uh-huh, uh-huh. I'm getting that, too. While she's doing the pinata. Okay. I mean, I'm with you. I'm with you. Yeah, definitely. And for that, I mean, that, to me, is not that hot. Right. But, I mean, it was okay. Yeah. So, I'm going to go right in the middle. I'll give her a five. Okay. Sky. What did you think of P1 Sonja's voice? Well, didn't get the pinata visual at all. Yes, you did. Well, I didn't. But, yeah, like, I just, I don't know. I just kind of feel very apathetic about this voice. Maybe you pictured her in a Red Baron outfit with goggles flying with Snoopy in the back. I bet that's it. Now that you say that, it changes everything. Yep. Is that what you got? Well, no, I don't know, no. Did you see her in red Everlast boxing shorts up against Bernard Hopkins? Interesting. White tank top? No, I'm not really getting... Mole stain on it? Excuse me? I don't... Anyway, so a nice voice, a pleasant voice, but like really nothing either way. You know, it wasn't horrible. It wasn't great. Just middle of the road.
Got it. Toothpick in the mouth, mirrored sunglasses, wearing a CHP outfit. So I'm going to give her a five as well. Finally, Sean, what did you think of P1 Sonia? Well, I thought Sonia was super hot. Whoa. Yeah. Really? Sonia, I like you. Sonia. What is it he likes? I want to be your good friend. Whoa, okay. What is it you like, Sean? What are you hearing? I like her voice, Mikey. I like the way she carries herself. But most of all, I like the potential. Okay. All right. And so there you go, Sonia. There you go, Sonia. Looks like he likes you. What do you give her? What do you give her as a score?
Are you a baller, wailer, or a weeper? Okay. What is the score you give her? The score I will give her is an eight. Thank you. Thank you, Sean. And Sonia, you've got good scores. Please hang on the line. Okay. Next up, P1 Bianca. Hi. Bianca, how you doing? I'm good. How are you? Good. Are you a sports fan? Yes, I am. Yeah? Yeah. What sports are you into? Football. Yeah? Who's your favorite team? I don't want to say. Ah, must be like the Raiders. It is the Raiders. Loser. Are you a Raider fan? Yeah. Where did you grow up? Huh? Where did you grow up? All throughout California, but I am from the Bay Area. Ah. Ah. And were your parents into that stuff, that Raiders? Yeah, the whole family. Half were 49ers, half were Raiders fans. So the law-abiding citizens in your family are 49er fans. Yeah. And the thugs that have a police record in your family are Raider fans. I get it. Okay, okay. I understand. Not that many people have police records, though. Okay. Liar. I see. Are you a good cook, P1 Bianca? Yeah, I'm all right. I'm better at, like, dinner things, not so good at desserts. What do you make? Are you into Mexican food, Italian food? No, not really Italian. More Mexican. You make Mexican food.
Not a lot, not a lot. What's your favorite thing to cook, then? I don't have a favorite. I like meat. I like to cook meat. Meat. I like meat. Big meat cooker. You know, that sounds weird. Yeah, sometimes she likes to just take a big pot roast, stick it in some water, and boil it. No, gross. Big meat cooker. I am ready to evaluate P1 Bianca. This is going to surprise you guys. I know you probably were thinking, oh, Mikey must love this voice. Absolutely. But the problem is that there's like some kind of raspiness to the highness. You know, I usually do like a high voice. Well, truthfully, I wasn't ready for you guys. I didn't think my time was coming up, so I lit a cigarette. Ah, so you got a bunch of gunk in your throat. Now, that's much sexier knowing about all that phlegm. At least I was honest about it. At least I was honest. Yeah, at least you were honest. And I'll be honest as well. You get a three. Oh. Oh, my. Eddie. Hey, little Bianca. Uh-oh. Can you put your mommy on the phone? Oh. A little baby.
voice, don't you? Uh-huh. But I like it because she's got the raspiness, which is one of my favorite things. Yeah, he likes the rasp. Like, she's been partying with Lindsay Lohan all night at the club, smoking some cigs, doing shots, coke, whatever's on the menu. Heroin, the horse, got a needle hanging out, belt around her bicep, stumbling out of the viper room over, you know, somebody's body, mascara on her cheeks. Oh, rubber tube around her arm. Not at all. Yeah. I mean, that's... That's you, Bianca. Lipstick on her forehead. You'd be so surprised. And I love it. I love it, I love it, I love it. I'm going to give you a big, fat Coke 9. Ah, I see. Wow. And, Skye, what do you think of Bianca's voice? Think of the cocaine. Oh, boy. Well, if this was Do You Sound Hot? Pedophile Edition, she would get a great score. Wow. But it's not. She's got ba-dee-ba-doo. It is not the Pedophile Edition. Right. Oh, that's horrible. I'm sorry, Bianca. You do sound very young. I'm not a big fan of people who sound very young. It's hard for me to envision sexy when I'm thinking that young. So I'm going to give you a four. Wow. That's a low score. I want to go to the game. Sean, what did you think?
Super hot again. Wow, yeah. Especially when he heard her begging like she just was. Oh, that was awesome. Oh, boy. What a turn on. Oh, man. I like you. Do hypodermic needles bother you? Okay. What's the score? Obviously not. Whoa. I'll give her a nine. Oh, holy cow. After I inject bubbles into her face. Okay, thank you. Wait. Wait. Hang on the line, Bianca. He gave you a very high score. He gave you a nine. I'm sorry you couldn't hear him. Oh, I wanted to know what his reaction was. Oh, he loved you. It was my fault you couldn't hear him, but he loved you. He loved you and gave you a nine. Hang in the line. Okay. Now, if you want to vote for the first girl we talked to, P1 Sonya, and you want to text messages, text girl space one. If you like Bianca, the girl that you just heard, you're going to text girl space two. And coming up, we got girl three and girl four. That will be Brittany and Carol.
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South 15, as always, just bumper to bumper from the 78 down to West Bernardo Drive out of Escondido. Once you clear the Lake Hodges area, though, you're good to go down the rest of that stretch. Westbound 94, a much better ride now out of Lemon Grove. There's a minor delay in the downtown. Westbound 8, that's still pretty tough here, though, from the Jackson Drive through Lou Mesa. Slow and go to the 805 in Mission Valley. The North 5 out of the South Bay, this is very tough as well. Still left through National City. You're going to find a very busy ride out of the downtown S-Curve. Pass an accident near Washington. and that stays very slow all the way to Mission Bay. North 805 is still a struggle as well, and at Chula Vista, off and on through North Park in the Mission Valley, then again up the hill through Kearney Mesa over the 52. I'm Rick Lawrence on San Diego's rock station, Rock 105.3. As the clock approaches midnight, here's the glass approach is empty, just listen to me. Champagne quarks will pop, rat-a-tat-tat. When they try to fill your glass, just tell them, not for me, Jack. I don't want no champagne, no. The family's gathered by the fire. The tree is trimmed with lights. Mom comes out with eggnog, but milk and rum? We went to the office shindig, dressed in our holiday fineries. Dinner comes and the waiters bring us half of France's winery. I put six inches tall, which in a lot of countries is considered a, you know, a little person. Later on this week,
Sean is getting a bunch of people together to, you know, celebrate and get together and Christmas and get together and get together. And Eddie just said to Ashley, Google the address now. Figure out the address, how to get there now. And I just thought to myself, you could drop, it would be a really fascinating experiment to me to drop Ashley downtown with an address in her hand and see how long it takes her to find it without asking anybody. She can't ask for anybody to help her. If she were down there by herself, I mean, you and me, Eddie, Sky, anybody. You give us an address, drop us in the middle of downtown and say, get to this address, easy. It would probably, no matter where we were downtown, we could be to that address in 15 minutes.
Especially because downtown is like a grid. It's like a grid. It's a maze. It's a grid. It's not a maze. London is a maze. It's an unreadable maze. New York is a grid. And that would be torture. You'd be torturing me if you did that. I would end up in a bar somewhere having drinks by myself. That is true. I would never be able to find the place. That is true. We are playing Do You Sound Hot. We have heard from two girls. We need to hear from the other two. On line four is P1 Brittany. Hi. Brittany, how are you? I'm good. How are you? I'm good. I'll tell you one thing that you do have going is the name. Guys love the name Brittany. Do they? Yeah, and for that reason, I could never name my daughter Brittany. It would be too much of a... I would think it would be like, oh, I can't do it. It's a bimbo name. It's not a dumb name, but it's a name that guys are going to think are hot. You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah, do a lot of guys talk to you about your name? You get a lot of stuff because of the Brittany Spears thing. You get any of that? I do. I get tons of that. You got any hobbies? What? Do you have any hobbies? No, not really. Really? I go to the beach a lot. You go to the beach. I do. What's the last book you read? Excuse me? Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Make one up. I was asking you the last... I read the Nicole Richie book. You did? I did. The Truth About Diamonds. I did. Did you read the whole thing? Yes, I did.
Now, do you really consider audio tapes reading a book? No. You read it. I read it. I see. What's the last place you flew on an airplane to go visit? New York. New York City? Yes. What were you doing there? I went to go visit family. Is that where everybody's from? Yeah, my family's from New York. What brought you here to California? Parents divorced. We moved out here. Gotcha. Yes. All right. I am ready to evaluate P1 Britney. Okay. She sounds hot. Her voice sounds hot. I hear a youngness. I hear a sass that says, I'm so hot. I don't have to be cool. I don't have to be nice on the phone. I don't have to elaborate on any of my questions. There is an innate bitchiness to her voice, but it's hot. What can I tell you? I'm being honest. I give you an eight.
Eddie. Yeah, I guarantee you when we hear what this girl looks like, she's going to be phenomenally hot. Plus she said the beach thing. Yeah, and she has a case of the I don't give an F's. Right. Which is rude and bitchy and all the things you said. And to me, that is not hot. It turns me off. It makes me go, ugh, I can't even talk to this girl. But the sound of her voice? It turns you off to the sound of her voice? I mean, it turns me off in general, but... The whole thing. The voice you're out. Yeah, as soon as you start acting like that, I'm like, whatever, get out of here. I don't care how hot you are. So yeah, I'm not a big fan. I'll give you a four. Wow. Skye. Yeah, I don't know what's up with me today. I'm just like so middle of the road with everybody. Right. You know, this again doesn't sound like a bad voice, but doesn't sound like an extremely hot voice. I mean, I guess I can give her a point for being the best voice I've heard so far. Sure. Today. With that, that gives you a six. Wow. What did you think, Sean? I was not a big fan. No. Yeah, I was not a big fan. If I could get her into a soundproof room, maybe we could talk, figure a little something out, something that would satisfy both of us. Why would it have to be soundproof, Sean? Well, Eddie, because you don't want to alert the neighbors.
to what you're doing. Possibly involve the authorities. I've been in that situation too many times. What would you like to give her as a scorer? What? Eddie, stop. Holy cow. I loved the voice. I thought it was a pretty good voice. I didn't like you, Brittany, but I liked your voice and I can't shoot the messenger. I can't shoot the messenger. I liked your voice. So if you want to vote for Brittany, she's girl space three. Send that to M-Vote. Hang on a minute, okay? Okay. Final contestant, P1 Carol. Carol, are you there? Yes, I am. Now, Carol, you can't tell me. You've already prerecorded it. We'll find out at the end of the game. But I'll be fascinated to know how old Carol is because Carol is not a name that you hear a lot of young ladies have. Carol is a name generally of a lot of people's mothers. And so, is Carol a family name, Carol? No, not really. My dad just named me Carol. He liked the name Carol? He gave you the name Carol? Yep. Did he know a Carol? No, not at the time he didn't. He just liked the name Carol? Yep. Is it a name you like, or if you could choose another one, would you go with something else? I used to hate my name because it was old-fashioned, but I've grown attached to it by now. I see. I see.
What is your favorite place to eat here in San Diego restaurant? My favorite place to eat is actually back home. Where's back home? Back home is Grand Rapids, Michigan. Oh. And it's called Brand's Steakhouse. I see. Have you been to any steakhouses out here in California? Not yet. I haven't been here that long. My husband and I haven't had a chance to really get out and explore too much. Military. I see. Okay. Have you gone down to Mexico, visited Mexico yet? We were going to, but then he got put on duty, so we had to put our plans off. Yeah, don't. It's filthy. It's a filthy country. Disgusting. You drive into that country, it looks like a toilet. Looks like they're using the whole country as a toilet. It does. I mean, it's the most pathetically dysfunctional government ever. And they're corrupt. The whole country can't do that. Pretty much.
Let me tell you something. You drive around there, they'll pull you over to bilk you for money because that's the way that the federales are making their living. It's a toilet. Yeah, it looks like a litter box you drive over there. Anyway, go ahead and give you a score. The thing I was out on with P1 Carol's voice was the don't you know. I heard a little don't you know in there. Like, she could have just as easily been from, you know, a Wisconsin or... Or Minnesota. North Dakota or Minnesota. Fargo. Yeah, Fargo. You know, because I heard a lot of that upper Midwest kind of sort of thing going on there. Brainerd. Yeah, Brainerd, like she was from Brainerd. Oh, Brainerd. Yeah, Brainerd's a place. You know, that's where they got the big Paul Bunyan. Darren Brainerd. Prowler needs a jump. Yeah, not a lot happens here in Brainerd, but the Prowler needs a jump. Oh, you just kicked her in the gut. Eddie?
I liked her voice. I liked it a lot. I mean, I heard the same thing you did, but usually girls, you know, from that type of area, they're like the Swedish blonde-looking gals. Ah, yes. And so I kind of got that visual in my head. I bet you did. That affected the way you heard the voice? It did. I was picturing that while I was listening to her talk and thinking maybe she worked her way through college stripping. Anyway. Yeah, because they're loose. Yeah, that's what I've heard. All right. Whoa. Anyway, I'll give her... Awkward. I'll give her a seven. I'll shower now. What's the problem, Skye? Yeah, I also enjoyed her voice very much. I did hear a little bit of the accent that you guys were talking about. And, you know, that kind of brought it down a little bit. But love the personality. Seems like she has great self-esteem.
Self-esteem? What do you mean by that? She sounded very self-assured. You guys know that I think that's a confident news girl. Yeah, she sounds confident. Some people use that word, yes. I enjoy her very much. I can give her an eight. Holy cow. And finally, Sean. What did you think? Yeah. Didn't like it. Uh-oh. I'm sorry to say it. Didn't like it. Oh, no. I really got the... I did get the stripper vibe that Eddie got, but it was like the over-the-hill stripper that has like a mole on the face. Wow. You know, they only let her dance, you know, after midnight when everyone's really drunk. Okay. That way she won't get booed off stage. Holy... They put her on too early. Okay, gotcha. All right, Sean. So... Know her well. No need to rub it in. So I'll give Mole Face a two. Holy cow. All right. There you go. Please hang on the line. P1 Carol, please hang on the line. I don't know if that was Carol or Frances McDormand, but either way, don't you know. Now, if you want to text vote for her, all you have to do is text vote girl Carol.
Or excuse... No, no, no. I'm sorry. Oh, no. Oh, no. Are you... I messed up. Why are you speaking right now? Don't speak. Girl Space 4. Girl Space 4 to M-Vote. I thought you were going to let B-Rob do this because you can't be trusted. Girl Space 4. Girl Space 4. Girl Space 4 to M-Vote. Girl Space 4 to M-Vote. M-Vote. It's 68683. Look at Eddie. He loves my favorite. He's crying. All right. We're looking at all the text messages. We're looking at all the text messages. We're factoring in our own votes. And ladies and gentlemen, your winner for today is... Who? P1 Bianca. That's right. P1 Bianca took the whole damn thing. Bianca, are you there? Yeah, that's right, Bianca. Hey, you're going to get to go see King Kong with us. And you get to go to the Charger Raider game. Or excuse me, not the Charger Dolphin game. I mean, so I made a mistake. I made a mistake. I made a mistake.
God. That's rough. I am not allowed. All right, so anyway, you're going to the Niner Packer game, and congratulations. All right, let's listen to the other contestants and see what they all sounded like. Well, will we? Well, it's the first time we've played this game. Well, that's true. I hate games. Believe it or not, I got an idea for a new game. I did. I got an idea. Bad idea. All right, let's listen to P1 Sonja. P1 Sonja. I'm 5'2", 120 pounds. I have naturally dark black hair, but right now it's highlighted with... And I have brown eyes. And I am 21 years old. I wonder if it was curly, too. Yeah. I wonder if she's swinging a piñata. We called that one. Yeah, he called it. Yeah. All right, P1 Brittany's next. P1 Brittany, 21, 5'6".
125 pounds, blonde hair, brown eyes. Wow, look at that. Gorgeous, right? And that's the girl we said. So when we said she'd be great looking, but she was perfect, Mike. And then finally, P1 Carol. Here, P1 Carol. Hi, my name is P1 Carol. I am 23. I am a redhead with green eyes. I am 5'4 and I weigh about 175 pounds. And there you have it. All right, that's it. Big girls need 11, too. All right, all right. Okay. Enough, Sean, please. Sean. Some decorum, sir. Sean, stop it. Not necessary. Now, finally. All right, Sean. All right, that's enough, Sean. Finally, our winner. All right, Sean, that's enough. Finally, our winner is P1 Bianca. Let's hear what she sounds like. Hey, this is P1 Bianca. 26 years old, brown hair, orange. I have braids right now, so dark brown and kind of light brown braids and brown eyes. And my weight is between 115 and 120, and I'm only 5 feet tall. Depending on the coke binge. That's enough. All right, we'll break it up. Hey, it's Mikey for AIS, the auto insurance specialist. Did you know that right now when you contact AIS for a quote, you can receive a free AIS vehicle safety kit?
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Welcome back to the show. It is 8.51. Mostly sunny today. We're going to see high temperatures from the mid-60s to the low 70s here. Santa's 55 right now. Del Mar's 52 degrees. The Chargers won their fifth straight game yesterday, taking out their rivals, the Oakland Raiders 34-10. Right now's the time I wish I had a fireplace. It'd be nice to stick the log in there, light up a little fireplace, be real nice. Chargers did real good yesterday. Josh Lewin is on the line. Josh, are you there? Hello, Mikey. Are you in Phoenix now? Yeah, changing planes, brother. I can either get on, let's see, A-12, I got Puerto Vallarta, or I turn over here to A-11 and go to Dallas where I'm supposed to go. There you go. Puerto Vallarta. Yeah. I know. I know. I've never been. Sounds pretty good. Although, you know what? Your fire idea sounds pretty good, bro. You know, I'm still learning the whole San Diego protocol. I finally went out and got myself as Oakley get my ass kicked any time I try to wear them in Dallas. What open-toed shoes are you talking about? That sounds even gay to us in San Diego. It's like sandals, you know. It's like the regular, you know, football. Right. Oh, okay. You know, I learned a lesson, bro. You don't necessarily wear those things to a night game in December. I exposed my extremities last night. I thought you guys were like 72 all the time. No, no, not all the time. Hey, listen. So, Josh, here is what I need to ask you about. Sean, does Sean still have that piece of audio? Yeah. Sean, can you play that piece of audio back? Michael Turner. Michael Turner.
You know what's scary? I know exactly where this is going. Of course you do. Let's play this back. Wait, which one was it? The Michael Turner clip that you have with Josh. It's cut 29. With Josh and Hank. Let's listen back. Okay, now at this point... At this... At this point in the season, when Hank does something like that, do you think to yourself, oh, no, I know Mikey's going to ask me about this tomorrow. Yeah, you know what? Your little goateed face does flash through my mind now, I've got to be honest. Yeah, of course. I'm thinking, boy, that is Mikey Gold right there. Now, what do you make of that clip you just heard? What is he up to? You know what? Actually, I thought it was. At first, I thought he was doing the old Tracy Morgan bit.
on Saturday Night Live, the whole I'm Brian Fellows thing. Yeah. Remember that? Like the really weird pet doctor guy who hosted a show and he had no business hosting a show. I'm Brian Fellow. Right, right. That's kind of, that's where I thought he was going, but it ended up not being correct. So I just, you know, he just had a smile and nod. Turns out he's just crazy. Yeah. He's crazy. Doesn't hurt anybody. It's fine. It's all good. We were talking about you this morning, Josh, because I was saying, you know, Josh is, He is one of the best play-by-play guys out there. And you're being used on HBO, on Inside the NFL, on Monday Night Football. They're using you everywhere, man. And then they're also using you for the Hank clips because Hank is crazy. Well, you know what? It's something for everybody. That's the way I look at it. I mean, we do enough regular guy, you know, X's and O's football. I think a little levity here and there. Josh, you appeal to a football fan? Hank appeals to, like, mental patients. Exactly. It's awesome. Uh-huh. It's the best. Oh, my God. Does he go in there sometimes when you go in there? Is he dressed in, like, I don't know, Nazi helmets and ballet slippers? I mean... Oh, that ain't right. That ain't right.
Well, listen, Josh. It was a fun game last night. And Hank got on me for talking about this so much on the game. I think it is news. I think it is hard news that there was only one penalty in that game last night. It was not Oakland. I'm telling you, man. I can't believe that. It kind of left me with a feeling of emptiness. I mean, the whole Maverick bad boy Raider thing. You know what this is like? a movie called Hot Bikini Summer, and then finding out there's, like, no nudity in it whatsoever. There you go. Well, listen, Josh, you're one of our favorite guys, man. We love you. I love you, too, Mikey. Have a lovely day. All right, dude. Bye, man. We'll see you. It's Josh Lohan. Guy was in here this morning at 5.30 in the morning, and the next thing you know, we're talking to him in Phoenix. Oh, technology, huh? I heard you love technology. Yeah, I love it. I love technology. Okay, I'm not even in the song. Always and forever. All right. We're swearing in our mayor today. Mayor of what used to be known as America's Finest City. Until somebody decided... The PR department. Until the PR department of San Diego decided, no, we're not anymore. We're not worthy of being called America's Finest City anymore.
Because me and a friend of mine were having a talk over lunch at Chili's. And I decided, yeah, we're changing that. So are they going to have a new one? Like, are we going to be America's shiny? Yeah. When are we going to have a new slogan? Well, I guess the Union Tribune actually, like, did a thing where they asked people to write in and say, like, what they would suggest for our new slogan. What is it? One of them was Scandalicious. Stupid. The other one is An Eruption of Corruption. And then also the bunglers by the bay. These were some suggestions written to the Union Tribune. Why don't we be the shiniest city? Why the shiniest? Because it's always sunny. Ah, I see. Shiniest city. I like it. Well, I guess the only reason we're not is, you know, it doesn't really sound like very good grammar. But other than that. Other than that. We're not the sunniest city. Yeah. But isn't the sunniest city already taken by Florida? That's the Sunshine State. Oh, boy. Okay. She'll take your word for it. Okay. All right, so they're swearing in the colonel today. Yeah, Jerry Sanders. Wait, Bobby Colonels? No, no, no, not Bobby Colonels. He's the new mayor? He should be the mayor. Mayor Sanders. He should be. He knows everything. Mayor Colonels. That's right. What else? Brad Pitt has adopted Angelina Jolie's baby. Wait. Babies, babies. Oh, yeah, they're good friends, dude. That's what good friends do. No, you're lying. That's what good friends do. Say it, say it, say it, say it.
You know, because when you're a good friend, you have your friend's children's name legally changed to your own. Because you're just friends. There you go. Yeah, he filed a petition asking for the last name of Angelina's two adopted babies to be changed to Jolie-Pitt. Zahara Jolie-Pitt. Right. I mean... Are they married? They're not married? No, they are not married. They have not confirmed. They're not even dating as far as they've said. They have not confirmed their couple. And when they're out in public together now, they will not show any signs of affection like holding hands or hugging or even standing close. They're effing weird. Yeah, but he has basically now started the process of legally adopting these two children to make these children both his and Angelina's kids. But, of course, Angelina had nothing to do with his breakup from Jennifer Aniston. You know what wouldn't surprise me? You want to know what wouldn't surprise me? What? That they're married right now. And we just don't know it? We don't know it. Yeah. I want to say they might be. They're probably married right now. Yeah, because if they're starting to legally adopt children. I bet they're married. And they are so, they hate the media. They hate the stupidity, what they consider stupidity.
About the interest in them. The pettiness of all of us to want to know about their lives. They went and got married. And no one knows it. And they got married, the way that they probably got married was by justice at peace. Yeah. Or a friend of one of theirs that, you know, legally could do it. I could totally see that happening. They're so weird. They are so weird. Just be normal and say what's going on. Like, you don't have to give us every detail, but issue a statement. Yes, we are a couple. And why do, how do we respond when people ask, why do we care? Because I obviously do. I don't know why. I don't know why. I'm just interested. Yeah. I don't know. You're movie stars, and we're interested, that's why. You're a public figure. You're representing yourself one way, and you're trying to claim you're not that way. Well, I like crazy people myself. Oh, well, that's another great point. Yeah, me too. Yeah, that's very true. Yes. Should we take a break? We can. All right, let's take a break. We'll be right back. With IQs that can only be measured by an electron microscope, it's The Mikey Show.
How can you talk if you haven't got a brain? I don't know. I don't know. Some people without brains do an awful lot of talking. On Rock 105.3. Rock 105.3 Traffic. Brought to you by Sleep Train Mattress Centers. Hey, this ride's looking much better out of the East County, especially right now. This report's brought to you by Midas. Get the Midas Touch maintenance package. It's $29.95. That includes oil change, tire rotation, visual brake check, and more. Those cars, light trucks, up to five quarts of 5W30 oil. Synthetic oil also available at additional price. Trust the Midas Touch. Looking awesome, man, out of the East County. The westbound 894, they're back up to speed completely here. Much better rides out of the South Bay as well here on both the 5 and the 805 northbound. 805 is still backed up a little bit toward that 94. And then it gets heavy out of Kearney Mesa, actually starting at Mesa College. And that stays low over the 52. Northbound 5 is also a struggle out of the downtown S-curve in through Old Town all the way to Mission Bay. The South 15 out of Escondido, no surprise man, still nuts to butts from the 78 to West Bernardo Drive. And the coaster ride, South Bond 5, is still struggling from Palomar Airport Road all the way down past the racetrack in Del Mar. I'm McLaurence on San Diego's rock station, Rock 1053. If you're serious about becoming a licensed contractor and making the big bucks, do it the right way at Golden State Contractor Schools. At Golden State, you'll learn the business inside and out. Golden State Contractor Schools has two locations, San Diego and Vista.
Check the white pages and call today. The Triangle, a Sci-Fi Channel miniseries event tonight at 9. Hey, it's Mikey. Throughout the week, you're going to hear me talk about a different way that you can participate in the show by text messaging me. For example, you could text in and vote for Do You Sound Hot? And Reality Bites. I know sometimes it can be hard to get through on the phone lines. That's why this way way more people can play. You text in 68683. That's 68683, which spells M-VOTE and vote. And during the game, I'll give you directions on how to do it. It's really fun. Only 50 cents, and you can vote as often as you'd like. Don't spend a fortune with it on voting, but have fun with it. It's Mikey. Zip in, zip out at McDonald's drive-thrus. Open early for breakfast, and check out the rich new premium roast coffee. A new brew, new beans, and a medium roast full of flavor. McDonald's has many great breakfast choices to start your day off right, like the Egg McMuffin or Tasty McGriddles. Loud and San Diego proud. Here we go. All the Chargers is. Featuring Mikey. My sweet-tailed dick jokes for a living. Eddie. Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Boston Rob. Live life by the skin of my teeth. And Ashley. I am a mixed person when it comes to yes, thank you. Is that girl not the most beautiful girl in the history of women ever? Oh, you ruined my game, Mike. Ever, ever. I said, well, she's pretty. Dude, no, listen. If you don't think she's the most beautiful girl ever... To walk the planet.
Then I don't even want to talk to you. Absolutely stunning. 1 to 10, 11. Oh, wow, wow. 11. He's turning it up to 11. Oh, my. It's 9.04. Mostly sunny today. High temperatures from the mid-60s to the low 70s. Carmel Mountain's 50. Right now on PB, it's 58 degrees. Even though the BCS snubbed the Oregon Ducks, the Holiday Bowl gets them. They're going to take on Oklahoma here in San Diego. You know what? Of all the times that we go to this taco shop, this is one of my favorite taco shops, I think, that we've ever done, you know, that I've ever had their food in San Diego. Yeah, their food's real good. We should say what it is so people could enjoy it. I don't know if I want them getting busy in the morning, you know what I mean? That's true, too. Very selfish about. Just share. Yeah, it's share. Fine. It's Super Sergio's on Convoy. The place is good, man. They do good stuff. They do very good work there. Yes. Delish. What are we going to hear? What is the first thing that we're going to hear here? We're going to replay something that you missed earlier that was really good. What is the first one that she's putting up? We were talking about the surprise party for your wife this weekend, and this erupted into, this is us talking about Ashley's performance. Aha. That's stuff Ashley did. You're putting it up there, right, Ashley? It's not there yet, right? She'll have it here any second. Mikey Show, hello. Yeah, I was wondering if you guys ever got set up with a gym.
The LA Fitness? Yeah, we're working it all out. We're working it all out. We're going to get this going in January, so you'll really start hearing about it in January. We're going to do the Mikey Show version of The Biggest Loser. Okay, gotcha. Well, I'm the operations manager over at the LA Fitness here in Escondido. Could you provide... What up? Because what we need is we each need a personal trainer. Okay, gotcha. I could set you guys up with, like, individual people, yeah. All right, but we need it for free. Well, that's where I work out. I actually have a membership and I go to the one right off there, off of El Norte all the time. Yeah, I don't want to pay for it. We want it because we're doing it for a radio thing. So that would be perfect for me because that's my home gym anyway, the LA Fitness. Right. Okay. Skye, we understand that this all works for you very well. I'm just excited. There's a couple other people on this show. I'm just saying all the other people who have called in are from PB and downtown. This does work perfectly for you. When you say PB, that is a place that Ashley and Rob both live in. That's why I'm saying those places are great for them. This would be great for me. Okay. Now everybody in the audience knows that.
Okay. It works perfectly for Sky. This specific gentleman on the phone. Sir, can you hold... What? The look on Eddie's face right now. Eddie did the head turn to the right and the eyes real big like, okay. Oh, whatever. Everything's always down as sexy. Shut up, Eddie. All right, sir, what is your name? P1 Joland. P1 Joland? Joland. Joel Lind. Joel Lind. Hang on the line. We're going to get information from you. For me. For Skye. For Skye. Thank you. Yes. Yes. And if there's anybody that works in the Carlsbad area, that's the person that I'm going to need. Eddie, you're looking for somebody in the Mission Valley area. Yes. For me. For Eddie. For Eddie. Because that's where he lives. Capital E. That area. All right.
Let's play this back. This was earlier in the show where Ashley got in some trouble. I couldn't talk about this before. Today, I had been planning a surprise birthday party for my wife. I did it through that Evite thing, which is really cool, man. That Evite makes everything so easy. If you've got to tell everybody something else after you've done it, you just go there and they've got one thing to click on to email everybody again. It's really cool. You can add people to it. It's fun. I did this. What the plan was, the plan was fly my girlfriend's good buddy in from Tennessee, or no, my wife's girlfriend in from Tennessee, and also fly my girlfriend into town. Well, no. I didn't, wasn't going to do that. We're going to fly my wife's girlfriend into town with her little son from Tennessee, and we stuck them in a box and wrapped the box.
And then we had her other girlfriend fly in from Idaho and put on a mask and walk around the party with a tray of hors d'oeuvres. And take the mask off after she's offered my wife something that, of course, my wife wouldn't eat like deviled eggs. And take the mask off and say, oh, no, really, you should try them. Everything went off perfectly. First of all, when my wife opened the door, it was at my mother-in-law's house, and my wife has keys to the house. She opens the front door, and it's dark in there, and everybody screams surprise. And my wife, I thought, was going to have... She screamed and, like, jumped and, I mean, was freaked out. She was so freaked out. I love it when women get scared. Okay, Sean, that's a little weird when you say that. Anyway. And so everybody yells surprise. She's hugging people and doing the whole thing. And I'm looking around the room, and I'm instantly doing an audit. Who's here? Who hasn't made it, you know? And Eddie says, guess who's not here? And I said, who? And he says, Ashley. And Boston Rob.
Yeah, Boston Rob was... You were Boston Rob's ride. Well, let's get all the details straight. I can't wait to. Let's do that. I can't wait to. Let's get them all straight. Shut up, B-Rob. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Somebody wants to throw me under the bus. You guys just hang on. Oh, God. By the way, this is the same Ashley, which earlier in the day, I'm having to keep my wife busy. And my Blackberry goes... It's okay. And I'm sitting there with my wife, and I look at my BlackBerry, and it says, I don't know what to get your wife. And this is the day of her birthday party. I don't know what to get her. Maybe I could get her some flowers. Do you have any ideas? And I'm like, you're kidding me, right? I mean, I'm with my wife at the moment I'm getting this.
And so I'm having to, like, text her back the kind of flowers that my wife likes while I'm with my wife. You know what I mean? So Ashley is not there for the surprise party. And what was the reason, Eddie? Well, we're anywhere, you know, outside Ashley's comfort zone, meaning she's got to drive somewhere. Right. And whenever that happens, we all know that one of us is going to get a phone call for directions. But, Eddie. a month she's known about the party. Right. And there are directions on the Evite. There's a link to MapQuest. It wouldn't let me. What? Please. Oh, boy. I can't wait to get into that. It's amazing how. Because it let 35 people. Everybody else was able to do it. Wait till you hear what my story is. Oh, I can't wait. Oh, no. I can't wait. Right when I got there, I was bringing in all the food and stuff like that, and my phone was going off, and I couldn't answer it, so I didn't answer it. So then she called Sky.
And I'll let Skye... Which, before we go to Skye, I have to point out, you talk about stuff to do. Eddie had stuff to do. Eddie was involved in this. And his girlfriend was involved in this. There was, like, involved... Like, Ashley didn't have any responsibility. No, none. So, okay, Skye. Go ahead. Well, I... Yeah. My cell phone rang at about... So she contacted everybody that day? Everybody on the show except Sean. Recognize the time, too. Yes, yes. My cell phone rang at five minutes to five. No, it didn't. Keep in mind, the party is at 5.30 sharp because it's a surprise party, but it was in Escondido and, you know, Ashley lives down here, you know. She lives in PB. In PB. And so I said on that e-bite, I said, be there at 5.30, please. Because my wife, I'm going to have there at T-minus 6 o'clock. So 5 to 5, I get the call with her going, oh, I can't get the Evite to work. Can you just give me the address and I'll MapQuest it myself? I'll just plug in the address. I said, yeah, that's fine. Here's the address. Blah, blah, blah. Everything's great. Okay, see you at the party. Pause. Because I think it would be pertinent at this point in your story to figure out exactly what that meant. Ashley, what do you mean?
You couldn't get the Evite to work. When you click on the Evite, it comes up again, and I have to, because I'm logged into our email system, and you need a password for that. So when I'm trying to open up something from my home computer, I don't know why, but it makes me re-enter my password in, and then it wouldn't let me. It said, access denied, access denied. And then I tried to use my roommate's computer, and then... I bet that wouldn't have happened if you printed it out way before. Yeah, but I don't do that. Okay, so we're getting somewhere. We're getting somewhere. Go ahead. So hang up. Okay, great. See you there. Then my phone rings again. This time it's about 510, I want to say. But this time, my little caller ID says Boston Rob. I'm like, oh, this is interesting. So Boston Rob's like, You know, I can tell. You never get phone calls from Boston, Rob. No, never. Like, I don't think ever once. Whoa. Well, no, no, no, once, because I invited you to. Oh, yeah, you let me waste mail one time. That's true. Anyway, so I can tell he's kind of, like, beating around the bush about something. You know, like, I can tell he's kind of, like, you know. And so, finally, it basically came out that Ashley couldn't figure out MapQuest after I gave her the actual address, according to B-Rob. So, you did give her the address. Yes.
I think you gave me the wrong address. It's your fault, Skye. What an idiot you are, Skye. Not smart. What an idiot you are. Because I put it in exactly as you told me, and it came up, it said that address does not exist. And then there was like place, but the street name you gave me didn't work. So I'm like, F. Yeah, I'm sure it was her mistake. Anyone else's. What? I would just like to right now thank Skye for the directions that we got. Thank you. Thank you, B-Rob. So I gave B-Rob step-by-step directions from exactly where they were from, step-by-step. And then I wasn't, because, you know, your mother-in-law lives. near where I live, so I wasn't sure about a couple of the last street names, because it's, like, in my neighborhood, so I just know that I turn there. So I said, B-Rob, I'm not 100% sure about the last two street names. Once I get there, which will be in two minutes, because it's almost time to start, I will call you back as soon as I get there and give you those final two street names. And as soon as I got there, called him back, gave him the names, and that was the end of my part. Yeah. Sky did save our life at the end of it. Absolutely. You just insulted her. I didn't insult her. I'm telling the truth. She didn't.
Is this not the honest show? Yeah, but let me explain how MapQuest works. Sometimes, with these smaller street names, it'll say that, but it will say, it'll still come up, you know, do you still want to look for this address? And you click on it, and it'll still come up. No, it didn't let me. It didn't. I've seen that happen before. How is it, though, that it let 35 other people? Because they could open the Evite link. Right. Right. They were able to do that. They were able to do that. So I can tell you what happened after that. Okay. So it's time for the surprise. And your brother Sam is the lookout. He's outside. Waiting to see. Waiting to see for a car to pull up. Right. So he runs inside in a panic going, a car just pulled up, but I don't think it was. It's not Mike. It's not Mike and Rebecca. And I'm like, oh, no. And this is right when we're supposed to. Yeah.
We're all hyped. Now realize, if my wife sees Ashley, it's over. Yes. It's over. Absolutely. All of these weeks of preparation, it's done. Me and Skye are like, no, no, no. And then literally, as soon as that happens, he's looking out the window and goes, there they are, there they are. And I'm like, oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, my. I didn't know that. I didn't know that. And come to find out, it was her. And she tells me later inside the party, she goes, I was hoping to just blend in. Do you want to hear my side now? Yes, I'm dying to hear your side, Ashley. Okay. It all started when I said, okay, B-Rob, I'll pick you up. Now, wait a minute. If I am to make a prediction, it is going to be everybody else's. It's going to be B-Rob's fault? Thank you. Sky's fault. What? And it's also somehow the fault of Clear Channel for having some weird thing with their email. And if only they didn't do that, I could get on to Evite. Have you ever seen the movie The Unfortunate Events? A series of unfortunate events? Yes, but I've also seen The Jerk with Steve Martin.
I don't get it. I don't get that. I don't get that. You just said it. But anyways, that's what it was like for me on Saturday. A series of unfortunate events. Because I called B-Rob and I said, I'll pick you up at 445. And I go home and my roommate's computer won't come up. So then I go to my computer. It won't let me see the e-vite. Then I call Sky for the MapQuest. The MapQuest won't show me the address. So I don't know where the hell I'm going. By now it's like... 5 o'clock. This is literally taking me like 15 minutes. So finally, I'm just like, all right, B-Rob, I'm just going to come pick you up. We'll call Eddie or something. I'm like freaking out by now. Freaking out. Because of all people that do this, it's me. You know? Did she call you on the way? She called me in the car. They were in the car. Okay, okay. But I was already there for a half an hour. Holy cow. So then, and the whole day I was like, okay, I got to leave early. I was like planning on leaving my house like 4.30 because I really did not want to mess this up. I really genuinely mean that. And so...
Then I go to get in my car. My roommate's parked behind me. She's asleep. Got to wake her up, have her move my car. Then my gas tank's on empty. What a jerk she is. Unbelievable. Then my gas tank's on empty. Making you have to wake her up. I had to go fill up my gas tank. Oh, what a jerk those car manufacturers are for making cars have to run on that gasoline stuff. This isn't a series of unfortunate events. Yes, it's not. This is. This is a series of irresponsibility. Oh, thank you so much. That is so eloquent. That is eloquently putting the obvious. That's so perfect. It's a series of irresponsible unfortunate events. If you plan on leaving at 4.30, why didn't you plan on having a full tank of gas? Well, I give her a call like, what time did I call you in the day? Probably 2-ish, 1.32. And I'm telling you too, when I said I was going to talk about this on the radio, she looks over at B-Rob and she's being serious. She's being Sarah. She's being serious, girl. And she goes, hey, don't start, don't, you better have my back, dick, okay? And I couldn't figure that out. Like, why is she like... I mean, she was letting B-Rob know. You better be supporting me. Yeah, I gotta have at least one person support me. I don't know, Sean. What do you mean, why? There's nothing to support. Yeah, how is it his job? All he was was a passenger. Because he is my brother and he needs to support me in the time of me getting in big trouble. You're right about the first part.
Hey, remember that time that she was trying to throw me under the bus because I wasn't back in the studio? Mm-hmm. Yes. Okay, anyway. That hurt my feelings. Shut up. So I gave her a call at like, I don't know, 1.32. That hurt my feelings. Just to, you know, make sure because I know that she can be late sometimes. Right. Just to reiterate the fact that, you know. So you're giving her a heads up. I gave her the heads up. And then what time did you call me back? Like 3.30-ish? Probably. She called me back like an hour and a half back. Hour and a half later, she called me back. It was like, all right, you know, I'm just going to go for drinks with Shelly at Longboards and then I'll come and pick you up. What? What? What? That's nothing to do with any of it. No, no, no. She's going to have drinks with somebody before she's going to come over? Not like drinks like that. Are you serious? Longboard is not going to have drinks. Figure out what your plan is. I had it all figured out. You don't understand. Everything was all figured out. Hold on, what? Let's talk about the series of unfortunate events. Yeah. So in other words, you drove somewhere to go get drinks. No, I didn't drive. Well, what happened? Longboards is across the street from my house. So you walked over to Longboards? Yeah. In that span of time, you couldn't have gotten your car out. You couldn't have gotten...
Gas in your car. You couldn't have gotten your directions. You couldn't have done all the things you were supposed to do. Then it would have been a series of working out events. Everything would have worked out. I swear. I did not even realize that I wouldn't be able to get the stupid directions. And that was what kicked off all of my problems. The directions. Because that was what held me up. Dude, I was in my house getting the directions. I was about to go pick up B-Rob at 4.30. Wait, wait, wait. Okay, wait, we gotta take a break. We gotta take a break, because we're real late. This man doesn't grow. Not, you know, literally. The Mikey Show. December on Sci-Fi Channel will be revealed. How much do you know about the Bermuda Triangle? A war with the forces of nature herself. Do you listen to us? This could be the answer to everything we've been experiencing, all of it. You're about to end everything. Showmakers of Independence Day and X-Men, Bryan Singer and Dean Devlin's The Triangle, a Sci-Fi Channel miniseries event, premieres tonight at 9 8 central. She saved at Massey. He saved at Massey. They saved big. It's the year-end save-a-thon happening now at Massey Nissan. At Massey, customers have saved over $64 million this year. And Massey wants to save San Diego $10 million more by January 1st. Massey Nissan. Nissan.
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PG-13 for intense boxing violence in some language. Hey, look, it's the Mikey Show. Oh, no. Oh, no. Starring Mikey. I have a lot of insecurities. I wear my emotions in my sleeve. Eddie. First working man in sports. Scott. Sean. How about I wash my in your face? I know I'm clever. And Ashley. Mikey Show's on. Start talking. Rock 105.3. Welcome to the Mikey Show. It's 927. Mostly sunny today. High temperatures from the mid-60s to the low-70s. Camp Pendleton, 62. Right now in Ramona, it's 61 degrees. Chargers won their fifth straight, beating the Raiders yesterday 34-10. I enjoyed Sky asking us right now if we were going to see Broken Down Mountain. Something like that. What's it called? Brokeback Mountain. All right. And we all decided you guys are too homophobed out to see it. Well...
I don't know what it is about two gay cowboys in love that doesn't scream, I gotta go to that. Sean, are you going to see it? Sean, do you plan on seeing it? I do plan on seeing it. Thank you. Yes, I will go see it. Well, Sean is gay. Well, he's not, and it's supposed to be a great movie. Partly. Only partly. We know which part. And it has to be really horny, too. All right. All right. Like these two guys. Stop. They're in love. There's nothing wrong with that. Awesome. Well, the synopsis I read says that it started out, you know, purely physical, and then they fell. That's not what I read at all. They were best friends. They tried to deny their gayness. And tried to deny it. I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious. I would say so, yeah. So, it's supposed to be good. I definitely want to go see it. Speaking of good movies, I heard Pride and Prejudice is also supposed to be really good. Oh, boy. That's why it's playing at, like, two theaters in San Diego. Excuse me, my mom is like the movie connoisseur. She sees everything, and if she says the movie's good, I trust her. Why would we even think of questioning it if your mom said it was good? And thank you. And they remade that movie, sweetheart. Many times. Excuse me, do you not love Keira Knightley? How many times are the same goofy story? Do you not love Keira Knightley? Don't you think she would probably love it? No, I really don't. To be honest with you, I don't love Keira Knightley. There's a lot of actresses I could say, you know, I love that actress. She's great.
Karen Knightley ain't one of them. Don't you think she'd really raise the bar? What else have you seen her in? I saw her in Pirates of the Caribbean. Oh, boy. Caribbean. Caribbean. That's it? Wow. You saw her in Pirates of the Caribbean, and from that, you garner, don't you think that she would, like, step it up? I thought she was brilliant. You are a goofball. Never mind. Still haven't seen Walk the Line. Good movie coming out Friday. I don't know if I've mentioned this yet. How many times with Boston Rob in that... Chronicles of Narnia. Chronicles of Narnia. Chronicles of Narnia. Yeah. Narnia. I've caught the... Narnia. Oh, man. Very excited to see the Jesus line. What is it about, dude? I don't know, but I know it's going to be good because... You don't know?
You've been talking about it forever. No, I didn't read the book. Come on, me. I thought you said it was something you remember from your childhood. Oh, yeah, yeah. I seen something about it when I was a kid, like maybe the cartoon or something. But, I mean, I don't really know. I just know there's like centaurs in it, and they fight, and there's a talking wolf. What is a centaur? Dude, what a Sagittarius is. It's half man, half horse, crazy looking. Oh, a centaur. Centaur. A centaur. You know? They're like dinosaurs, only different. This is going to be crazy. Yeah, Mike. Real centaurs. Picked them up in New Zealand. What is going on? Quit while we're ahead. You want to hear the second part of what happened? Can we not? Surprise party stuff. This was from earlier in the show. Take a listen. We've got to get back into it. What up? Don't let him give me that look. As soon as we go into commercials right there, I see Ashley furiously IMing. And so I say to Eddie, did you just get an IM from Ashley? Because that's the only person I will accept an IM going to. And Eddie says no. And I look over at B-Rob and he's typing. And I go, B-Rob and Ashley are IMing each other. So I go into...
B-Rob's studio and I said, copy and paste everything that she is writing to you and send it to me. And B-Rob has this look on his face like, I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. And I go, and I said, and I go, B-Rob, I go, did somebody just cuss? Yes. Somebody just cussed. Stop cussing you. She's not cussing. So I go, what's the matter? I'll tell you what the matter is. She's cussed. Yeah, that's right. God, you are the biggest liar on the planet. Another lie. What does the matter with you? Listen to this. Listen to this. And I said, listen, listen, actually. And I said to Boston Rob, I go, I go, B-Rob, I go, you better send me every single thing that she, and he's like, oh, I don't, I don't. And I said, no, all of it. He said it's a direct order.
And serious. Hey, listen. He meant business. 7, 10 a.m. Ashley to Rob. You dick. Rob back to Ashley. What? Three question marks. Ashley to Rob. Dude. Four yous. Dude. Ashley to Rob. You were supposed to not. Throw me under the bus. B-Rob to Ashley. I totally had your back. I was about to say something wicked good for you and they cut me off. I love you. Ashley to Rob. Because at this point, I walked in and I was saying to Rob, you send me everything that's being said. And she sees me walk in there. So she writes to Rob, what did he just say?
B-Rob to Ash. No, no, no. This is still to him. You knew they would give me S about that. And that had nothing to do with the shenanigans that went down. On top of me being in trouble for everything already, that just added to the fire. F. F-F-F. Only she put the word. Then she says, then she says, Please don't say anything else, okay? Please. Rob to Ashley. I promise I will not tell them that you were stoned. Oh, my God. What? Oh, no. I am reading you real IMs. I am reading you real instant messages. This is not a bit. You are unbelievable.
He says, I won't say a word. And she goes, and she writes back, Ashley to Rob, please, okay. Then she writes, now close the box. Meaning, close the I am. So that there's no evidence of this. And I told Rob, Rob, you send me every single thing that you said. And he comes in here and goes, dude, I did, I did, I did. I sent it all. Wow. You made me. Wow. And Skye's doing a timeline. She's like, if she says, she goes, if she says that she was ready to go at 445, she's still got B-Rob to pick up. 430. You said at the party. No. At the party. You said at the party 445. And when you first told the story like 10 minutes ago. I said 435.
The second time you said 4.30, but the first time when you said it about 10 minutes ago, you said, I had 15 minutes. I thought that would be plenty of time to get the directions. I told B-Rob I'd pick him up at 4.45. You know? I love it. And he lives like five minutes from me. That's still not enough time to get from PB to Escondido. Now, for those of you that may be tuning into the Mikey Show for the first time that have not heard this from Sky, I'm going to let you know. Sky detests mustard. Like, I mean, like people hate Brussels sprouts or whatever. Yeah, I don't like it, the taste of it, but I also had a traumatic event in regards to mustard as a child. Were you raped by mustard? Yeah. It's a safe place. You can tell. It's a safe tree. No. It's a safe tree here. No, one time I had... Somebody named French has attacked you. Yes. That's right. One time I had... Were you pulled into the bushes by a big mustard man? Did something happen with you in a clue game? Shut up. One time, me and my girlfriend were running around out in the middle of the night TPing houses and being stupid jackasses, and a friend of mine knew we were going to TP his house and knew I hated mustard, so he dumped an entire bottle of mustard on my head. But since my girlfriend's parents were asleep and we weren't supposed to be out, I couldn't wash. So I had to spend like eight hours with mustard coating me. It's traumatic for someone who hates that.
And Skye also hates and despises seafood. And so, Ashley, I can't even tell the story because I wasn't there for what happened in the beginning. Yeah, I am standing out in the backyard. Okay, so the backyard, the slider to the backyard is right off of the kitchen, like in, you know, many houses. And inside the kitchen, there's a kitchen island, and that has a lot of, like, the snacks on it. So I'm out in the backyard having a drink. And the sliders open and Ashley's inside standing at the island. And all of a sudden I hear someone going, sky, sky, sky. And like I turn around and Ashley's like calling me inside from standing by the island. But, you know, I'm still outside. And I'm like thinking, OK, there is something important must be going on if she's screaming across the party to me. So I walk over there and then she goes, so, sky, have you tried this step? And I'm like, no, actually, I haven't. Eddie's girlfriend had came inside with me when I came inside. So she's standing next to me and Ashley goes, oh, this dip is wonderful, Skye. You would love this dip. She's like, it's warm. It's so yummy. And you put it on these crackers. You should really try it. Do you secretly hate Skye? I mean, it's not even a secret anymore. It's not even a secret anymore. And so as she's like going on and on about how wonderful this dip is, Eddie's girlfriend's like, oh, this sounds great. I'm going to try this wonderful dip. So she takes a bite.
And, you know, of course, me, I'm not trying new things. And I look at her, and she kind of gets this face. And I'm like, what does it taste like? She's like, it tastes like a mixture of mustard and fish. And I look over at Ashley, and she gets the biggest grin on her face. What? I had just saved her ass. She wanted to see it throw up. Two minutes earlier saved her ass. That's brutal. And she's going out of her way to try and torture me for no reason. It was delicious and I thought she would enjoy it. Skye, in Ashley's defense, it was the marijuana talking, okay? No, it was not. Anything tastes good when you have the munchies. Shut up. That's right. Come on. I don't get the munchies. I'm a stoner. She's cruel. Why did you do that? She's cruel and mean. Because I... I was hanging out there, and I was thoroughly enjoying the dip because I actually really liked it. And so I kind of missed Skye, and she was outside, so I said, Hey, Skye, come and hang out with me and have some dip. Yeah, thank you. And then I wanted her to try some. I wasn't mean. Now, all of these Ashley shenanigans were pretty awesome. A lot of Ashley moments. But I don't know that anything compared. Oh, please.
To Eddie and Skye. Thank you. You talk about ultra competitive. I mean, it is out of control. What do you mean? I don't know what he's referring to. Okay. I don't know what he's... My mother-in-law decided that it would be fun for everybody to play Rebecca Trivia and ask questions about my wife. And there would be prizes involved for the winner and second place. Skye. Eddie, do you see what she's doing? When I say winner, she points at herself. When I say second place, she points to you. Listeners can't see that, but that's what just happened. Why are you doing this? I'm just clarifying. And so, there is a question asked. They kind of both get it right. We've got to go to another question. We tied, because we were... Yeah, they got it. We both had those...
The most amount of questions right. You tied, so we had to go to a tiebreaker. And even with a tiebreaker, you were both kind of right, so we had to go to another tiebreaker. This was like the fourth tiebreaker question. And we're yelling and jumping and all like perked up. And so finally, the tiebreaker question is, what place does my wife want to vacation that I don't? And so Eddie wrote down, Tahiti? Yeah. And Skye wrote, and Skye blurts out. Skye has no clue. She has zero clue. This is Eddie's interpretation. And then all of a sudden, she blurts out, Bali! And I'm like, what? Bali. And I look over at the corner where Rebecca's friends are, and they're all giggling. And I look at Skye, and she's got a look of like, what? Right, right, right. And I'm like, there was obviously... Shenanigans. No, there was not. And they cheated. Somebody mouthed to her. Just because you didn't win, somebody cheated. You know something happened and you won't admit it. Look at you right now. I can tell you're lying. Excuse me. Jamie said the exact same thing. She's like, dude. Swear on your cats. I swear to God on my cats. All your cats are going to die. It's true. You're a liar. And if I wasn't so drunk, I would have won before we even needed to go to tiebreaker. Ashley, you IM'd it. If you IM'd it, say it. She said, now she's IM'd it.
I don't want to get into trouble, and he'll get mad at me. Why is that? Say it. What's going on? I have no clue. Oh, God. Say it, Ashley. This is me working on being honest. Okay? Now she's going to be honest. One of the tiebreaker questions was name Rebecca and Mikey's cats. Yeah, I saw that cheating. Ashley was whispering in your ear, and I said, hey. She said Mr. Peabody. Didn't know the cat's names. And I told him one of the cat's names. But Eddie got that right. Eddie got that question right. I told him one of the cat's names. That's what she's saying. She gave him the answer. I gave him Sidney. I don't know what she's talking about. B.S. I gave him Sidney. So he's going to call me for cheating. I don't know what she's talking about. First of all. Oh, that's brutal. She said.
Mr. Peabody. Well, wait a minute. You said our cat's names were Sydney, Ginger, and Fartsy. I thought Fartsy was one of them. So she told you Sydney as well. No, no. Yes, I did. Well, you're lying. I don't remember that happening. You were wasted, okay? Excuse me. And for the record, Eddie has liar face on. He has liar face on. And I just, I have to be famous calling shenanigans. Everyone's calling Janigan. We are his friends. I got to come clean. Skye's getting called a cheater, and I got to be fair. So I told Eddie Sidney. Okay, there he is. I'm sorry, Eddie. There he is. I believe that Skye will cheat if she has to. However, I believe in this case, she did not cheat because she swore on her cats. He came out... I swear on her cats as well. Okay. Hey, now, wait a minute. Now, B-Rob captured it. I told B-Rob. I told B-Rob. That's awful. That's a dick move. What are you talking about? I'm at it. He's right. Listen, I said to B-Rob. I go, dude, start taping some of this for the air. Do you have it on your phone right now? Yeah. Is there cussing? I don't know if you can make out all the words. I know, but is there cussing? I think Eddie might have.
Okay, Sean, it's video. So, Sean, how do we get the video of them fighting? And it's real. Like, they don't even know they're being taped. I have to get a video camera for Christmas. I'm bringing it everywhere we go. You've got to take a video camera everywhere. But, Sean, is there a way to take video, phone, video? Do you know? Yeah, well, you've got to get the video off the phone by connecting it to a computer. You can either do that with a cable. Or if it has Bluetooth or infrared, you can connect that way. Okay, but you can't email video to somebody and then have it put on the website? If the camera has email and it supports attachments, you can do that. Can you, B-Rob? I can give it a shot. I don't know. Because we've got to let the P1s. Yeah, this is a hilarious video. See the two of these guys. Wasted. And it didn't stop. We fought out the door. I know. They were still fighting as they were leaving. If she wins anything, she's the worst winner on the planet. She's so mean about rubbing it in. Do you not remember this and this and this? I thought the people at the party wanted to see what the first place prize was. So I was showing it to them. I was showing it to them.
Rubbing it in my face. Excuse me, you have no room to talk, Mr. Cheater, liar, face. Thank you. What are you talking about? Whoa! First of all, you come out calling me a cheater when I didn't cheat. You clearly cheated. And then it has now been proven that you actually cheated. Proven by who? By who? Well, when I saw it happening, I called you on it. You then lied to my face. How are you talking about? And now Ashley is backing up the fact that, yes, you two did, in fact, cheat. And this is your number one witness? Yeah, you're going to believe her, Miss Honest, over there? Yeah. Like, I would... I actually tried to get myself involved in that fight, too. No. Apparently you have. This is your star witness. We're putting it all at us. I hope you're proud of yourself, Eddie. I would be because I won. Liar. Clearly. Well, you came in second place on top of cheating. All right, we'll be back. They say monkeys could do this job, and we prove it every morning. It's the Monkey Morning Show on Rock. Hey, it's Mikey here to tell you about AIS, the auto insurance specialist. Who would have ever thought that they would be talking about to take their car in and get it fixed and talking about it like it's a pleasurable experience? I can because of AIS. They've made it so easy. The car rental's going to be easy, everything taken care of, not to mention the fact that last year they saved me $2,000 on auto insurance. That's $166.50 a month. Call them today. 1-800-777-4-AIS. How much do you know about...
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I'm so confused. All right, Sky, last call. Bring us home. We haven't gotten there yet either. We're just kind of in between the two right now. Or is it? Ashley loves when I am the butt of the joke. She... Look at her in there, man. She loves it. She loves it. I just appreciate you. I really do. Hey, what's going on with Saddam Hussein? What is going on at his trial? Like, people are freaking out as a trial. It's like a Springer episode. I know, it is. It's like Springer. Yeah, it was a crazy morning. You know, Saddam back in court today. You know, so I guess this morning for them was in the middle of the night for us.
So it was crazy. Like, they all go into court, and then Saddam wants his, like, new attorney, who is a former U.S. Attorney General, he wants that guy to speak, and then the judge won't let him speak because he's not his lead counsel. So Saddam and, like, his half-brother stand up and start screaming and pumping their fists, and then the whole defense counsel walks out of the courtroom. You know what I would do? You know what I would do if I was the guy in charge? Yeah, what? I'm sure what happened is probably a lot of gavel pounding and stuff. I would sit down and I would just cross my fingers and I would just watch it until they were done. Like a kid throwing a tantrum. I would let them shout and pump their fists. Tire themselves out. Until they're finally tired and they're ready for a time out. Just let them do that. And then when they're all done, go, okay, are you done? Yeah. Okay, so anyway, I haven't changed my mind and let's get going. Today on Jihad Springer. No kidding. Drama. Mikey Show, hello. Yeah, are you guys taking requests yet? You mean for music? Yeah. Just after 10 o'clock, dude. All right, thanks for having me. Mikey Show. Tonight, Boston Rob's going to be at Uta's. Oh, hey, come on. Oceanside, Monday Night Football. Got a lot of cool stuff to give away. Yeah, like what, Boston Rob? Well, we usually at halftime give away a Chargers jersey. Yeah, Chargers. Chargers.
So come down if you want to win that, and then we'll have a bunch of other stuff, CDs, DVDs, a bunch of goodies to give away. Seahawks and the Eagles. Boy, that Eagle team's real exciting without McNabb and Owens, aren't they? Yeah. But it should still be fun because the Seattle Seahawks got Sean Alexander, and that's fun to watch. So there you go. Mikey Show. Hey, how's it going? Good. Hey, this is... I just wanted to say a little comment about... I just want to see what Mikey thinks about Howard Stern going to Cirrus. Well, you got to turn your radio down, bro. You got your radio blaring in the background. What do I think about Howard Stern going to satellite? I think everybody's fine with it. You know, I mean, he's going to... You got to be more specific. Like, I'm not really sure what the question is. Well, you think it's a good thing for me to do? You think it's a bad thing for you to do? Because, you know, the...
Yeah, I mean, I think that for him personally, it's a bad idea. And I mean that so genuinely. I mean, if anybody's thinking I'm saying that because, first of all, he's not going to be a competitor. He's leaving. But I personally think that that's a bad idea for him. Because he's not pushing the envelope anymore? Well, kind of. I haven't really thought about it in that context. The thing that you know and love when you listen to his show, if you love him and you know it and you dig his show, you're not going to hear that. You're going to hear something completely different. And I always bring up the example of South Park. And I used to really love South Park. And when they made that movie and they were throwing the F word, and this is old Mikey. I'm talking Mikey when I used to be into that kind of stuff. Yeah. When I started hearing them use the C word and the F word, there was something, it wasn't as special. It was just kind of, instead of, kind of, it was the difference between getting punched in the face and somebody just kind of roughhousing and teasing with you. Yeah. Do you know what I mean by that? Yeah, I know what you mean. And it's just, I mean, I'll tell you what, I think there's going to be a lot of curiosity and people will listen.
And then I think after a few months of hearing it, there's going to be a lot of people that are probably just not going to be in the mood that day. I'm just like, oh, man, I just can't deal with the stuff. But, you know, the guy's smart. He's got everything figured out. He's done all right for himself. So maybe I think everybody can coexist, though. Yeah, I guess 500 million isn't that bad. Yeah, no kidding. Yeah, he was on 60 Minutes last night. Oh, it was. Yeah, Howard was doing 60 Minutes last night. And Eddie said one time, and I agree with this wholeheartedly, it's like when cable television first came out. You know, it's like everybody co-exists. Everybody's still going to listen to the free stuff. Yeah, it's crazy. I don't even listen to Howard Stern anymore. It's regularly your guys' show. That's cool. But I have one more question for Ashley. Go ahead. When she was saying her story earlier, she said that she checked her computer first and then she went to her roommate. And then when she retold the story again, she went back that she went to her roommate's computer
And then she checked hers. I was just wondering what... So you're saying that you're finding inconsistencies in a story that Ashley told. No, he's right. I did. I got it mixed up. I mean, I know she's trying to come clean with everything. Right, right. Well, sir, it's hard to get all the details right when you lie all the time. I've told her she should tell... I get confused. That's right. I tell her, Ashley, you should always tell the truth. It's the easiest thing to remember. And when you're stoned. Mm-hmm. Excuse me. When I get ganged up upon on the air, sometimes I get confused. It's kind of hard. But the truth of the matter was... When you're stolen, you get confused, too. That's right. The truth of the matter was that it was my computer first, and then I tried on my roommates. Ah, well, I'm glad we got that straight. So I apologize for my inconsistency. By the way, at the end of the show, we give out the Mikey Show $1,000 Rewind. Uh-huh. That is the window of time that people need to be listening to listen for a replay from the Mikey show. And we get a time delivered to us by Shauna. She emails us. And she lets us know the time that we give out the window. And then we decide what the actual bit is going to be. But she didn't send us that information. And we would call her and ask her for the information. Except that she's in Chicago.
hanging out with girlfriends. I mean, that makes perfect sense. We are not in an important rating period. So this is a time where it would be easy for her to go do that. Well, I'm sure she's always available by cell phone, right? No, no. Actually, we tried to call her cell phone and it went straight to voicemail. And so we can't get a hold of her. I'll tell you what's in my instinct to do. It's in my instinct to say, oh, well, we didn't have the time. We didn't do it and let her get in trouble. That's my instinct. do that. Probably Shannon too. But I don't know who we're going to find out from. What time and all that. Eddie, you got any ideas? I mean, there's people that we can have Ashley call and then maybe they can figure it out. Alright. Some of the stories that I have not told you today. Well, first of all, Sky, what was the number one movie in America? Number one, third week in a row, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. Just under 21 mil. Harry Potter?
That's number one? Oh, you asked me what the number one was. Right, right, right. That's number one. That was it. Do you want to hear the top three? Yeah, Ian Phlox was number two. Two, 13 mil, and number three was Walk the Line with 10 mil. There was an Eminem impersonator in England, right? Right. Like the one you attacked at the Garlic Festival? No, that's... He attacked a candy. That's M&M. No, I'm talking about the rapper M&M. Is that like the one that you dry humped at the Gilroy Garlic Festival? It wasn't that M&M? No, different one. Okay. Yeah, it was not that M&M, Ashley. Since you're asking. Just clarify. What was the story, Skye? Well. Well, this guy is like, you know, an Eminem impersonator, you know, looks exactly like him, dresses like him, even got the same tattoos in the same spots that Eminem has. And he just pled guilty to what they're calling a Stan-like murder. You know that song? I think it's called Stan. And in the video, the dude, you know, offs the chick or whatever. Where he's writing him a letter.
Yes, exactly. So what happened is the M&M impersonator had some girl that he had met over back to his apartment, and he claims he was really high on ecstasy and LSD, and he decided to take a baseball bat and beat her over the head with it until she passed out, and then he stuffed her into a suitcase, and she died. Really? So he pled guilty to those killings. That ain't cool. Not so much, no. The other thing that I wanted to talk to you about was, We just read in People Magazine that Randy Duke Cunningham, you know, the guy that just got in all that trouble, we read that he was the inspiration for Tom Cruise's character in Top Gun. Whoa. Are you kidding me? Randy Duke Cunningham? Well, he was a Navy pilot in the Vietnam War, and so they say that was the inspiration. Call sign, scam artist. Yeah. Katie Couric might take over the CBS Evening News.
CBS? They're trying to lure her, yeah. Wow. Trying to lure her away from the Today Show on NBC. Yeah, she's been with NBC for 15 years now. And they say currently her current contract, which expires in May, she makes $13 million a year. Holy cow. And CBS is trying to steal her away. $13 million a year? So nutty, dude. Oh, that is insane. That is an awful lot of money. Do you think Katie Kirk even works like an eight-hour shift? Do you think she does? I'm really curious what they do. If they really do a lot of work. Do they show up at the last second and leave early? Or do they show up early and prep and think of ideas? I don't know. I doubt it for some reason. Mikey Show. Do you guys hear that Gwen Stefani is pregnant? No, where did you hear that? I just heard it, like, not too long ago. I was flipping through the radio channels real fast, and they said that. Look, I heard there were rumors, and I know that Gwyneth Paltrow has confirmed that she is pregnant with her second child, but... Her second child, banana. All right. Get it? Second banana? I don't think... Mikey's show. Yeah, I'd like to say, P1 Jason says good morning to you guys, and I love you guys. Thank you, Jason. There was a shootout at Harrah's Lake Tahoe, Eddie, where your family goes all the time.
That's crazy. It was in the VIP room. That's weird, yeah. I guess some dude showed up there. Where did they say it? Was he an Orange County guy? I think they said he was from Orange County. And he was visiting Harrah's in South Lake Tahoe. And he was there on Saturday. This all went down around 2 o'clock, like Mikey said, in the VIP lounge right there off of the main floor. And I guess he was kind of starting to act weird. So his girlfriend, who was there with him, kind of told the security guard, hey, something's not so right with my guy right now. and then the security guards called for the cops to come in. The cops arrived, and a shootout began, I guess. This guy shot one deputy officer in the arm and the hip, and then they fired back at him and ended up killing him. So they're going to do a toxicology test because they think he may have been high on something or other, and that made him act all weird. Hey, and for those of us that always are freaking out about the Raider-Charger games, apparently there wasn't a lot of bad stuff going on, right?
No, they said it was like pretty calm. They said there was actually like more violence on the field than there was off the field yesterday. But it was kind of weird because we were talking about this earlier off the air, how weird it is because they made these like new rules for the Charger Raider game because, you know, everybody's scared. Oh, the Raiders, whatever. So they limited it to one alcoholic beverage per purchase. So when you walk up, instead of buying two beers and bringing them back to your seat, you can only buy one. And then they stopped selling booze at halftime to try and, you know, stop the drunkards. But then Eddie was saying that they opened the gate at what? 10 a.m. 10 a.m. So, okay, we're only going to sell you one beer at a time, but get here seven hours early to start drinking as much, you know? What is that all about? I don't know. It doesn't make any sense. And they will, man. Oh, of course. Yeah, they're going to be drinking. They were there. Oh, yeah. So it's kind of silly, but luckily, you know, no big... Fights or, you know. Yeah, last year there was like 61 arrests, two stabbings. Oh, dude. All kinds of crazy stuff. Yeah. All right, we got to get out of here. All right, let me give you the Mikey Show $1,000 rewind. We got the time from our promotions department. Cool. Okay, so it'll be today between 1.30 and 2 o'clock on the Missy Show. Today between 1.30 and 2 o'clock. What should we do, Eddie? Should that be the first part of Ashley?
Sure. All right. So it'll be the first part where we're making fun of Ashley today about almost ruining my wife's surprise party. That's what you're going to be listening for between 1.30 and 2 o'clock today. What? And then when you hear it, you need to be the 15th caller at 5701053 when the bit's done, and you'll win $1,000. The Mikey Show $1,000 Rewind. Pretty cool, eh? Eh? Eh? Am I missing anything, Sky? Got it all, right? Yep. All right, 5701053 is our number. At the beginning and end of every show, we do open phones. You can call us about whatever you want. Mikey Show, hello. Mikey Show. Hey, Mikey. Yep. Hey, this is P1J, man. Hi. Is that your wife's birthday? Yes, we celebrated. Hey, it's my wife's birthday today, man. And how are your tickets to the weekend? No, but I'll give you advice on what to do for her birthday. All right, what's that? Just walk around the mall.
When you walk around the mall, you always find something. I find that when I don't know what to get for somebody, just go there and don't have any specific place that you're going. And just start walking around. Sounds good. All right. Goofball. Give me ticket. Yeah, give me Raider tickets. Or charge tickets. Mikey Show, hello. Hi, this is P1C. I just wanted to say that I called a little while ago and my son and... His dad went to the Raider game, and they had an awesome time. Oh, that's great. Good. I'm glad to hear that. That is great. Yeah, because they were, you know, you called us. You were telling us you didn't know if it was going to be a good idea. Yeah. Yeah, he had fun. It was his first game, and he did Pop Warner Football this year, his first time. So he's totally into football. He had a great time. He even came home, and he was so excited. He said, Mom, we saw one guy get arrested. Oh, wow. Well, there you go. They were surrounded by Raider fans, but they were cool Raider fans. They were giving high fives, and they were high-fiving my son, and he was having a good time. That's awesome. I'll let you guys know that everything was great. I'm glad it turned out that way. It did. All right. Mikey Show. Hey, P1 Brad. Hi. I had to say, man, thank God Eddie's back. It's nice to have some relevant sports information instead of Red Sox. I can say that again.
Welcome back, Eddie. Thanks, dude. Mikey Show. Good morning. Morning. Am I on? Yes. Oh, okay, hey. Good morning, Mikey Show. I'm Gina, or I should say P1 Gina. We just want to thank Sky. My kids want to thank Sky. They're at school, but I told them I was going to call. Oh, does your son like his WWE stuff? Yes, guys. Oh, good, good. They're all stoked. They're like, wow. What are you talking about? They came out to my appearance this Saturday at Kearney Mesa Ford, and they're really cute. cute. That was great. Her son was all about this. And I wish there was more people there, so I guess we got lucky. Anyway, Mikey Show, hello. She's falling asleep over here. Go ahead. She wants another rewind time. Hello? Yeah, what time is the rewind time today? The rewind time is between 1.30 and 2 o'clock today. Thank you very much. You got that right. Mikey show. Hey, I called a little early. I was wondering if Mikey could help me out with some ideas for a single guy with no family. Ah, well, touche. Yeah, go ahead. What do you need help on? Well, I'm probably going to be working through the holidays. I'm down here, no family. I have friends and all, but I don't have any family down here. I was wondering if he had any ideas. He knows the people. He knows the connections. Do you have any ideas for parties or ideas or things to do if you're just here?
And, you know, you don't have any ideas. You don't have a clue. It's me. I mean, my first Christmas with no real connections. Sky, what are you doing over there? What are you doing? I'm fascinated by Sky's reaction right now. Just answer them. Oh, no, no, no. You're not going to be over there mouthing, okay, into the microphone and not explain. Okay. He repeated himself like seven times. Okay. We get it. You're alone. You're new. Mikey's the man. He knows everything. So answer him already, Mikey. Wow. Man. Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays. I would have said anything if you didn't call me out, you jerky. Well, it's the same thing. As Eddie's sitting there going. What? Yes, you were. Yeah. Yeah, I think that there's lots of things that you could do. As far as meeting people, you could go to restaurants. You could go to church. I didn't mean it like that. I mean, I... I don't know what you mean, dude. Suicide's an answer. How about that? What does he mean? What are you asking me? I guess what I'm asking... Do you want to come over to the house? Come over to our gift exchange, Dan. I mean... For a couple of days. What are you asking exactly? I guess...
I guess what I'm asking is, you know, you are more native to San Diego than I have been. I've only been here about four years. It was originally from the military. Look at Skye's doing it again. She's like, okay, you already said that. The basic idea is I don't know what to do. I'll be alone for the holidays, so what... Okay, I'm going to tell you again. I'm going to tell you the same thing I just said. You could go to bars and restaurants. You could go to a good church. My church is called The Rock. Go to The Rock. Meet some cool people. There's a lot of cool people there. You could volunteer at Thanksgiving and spend some time with other people. Well, Thanksgiving's over, so it would be a long wait. But, hey. You can volunteer. Yeah, well. I guess what I'm really asking is, do you know of any really great Christmas parties off the top of your head? Yeah, well, the Clear Channel's having one. Would you like to come to the Clear Channel Christmas party? I got an extra invite. Yeah, where's that at? Oh, God. I mean... I wish I could help you, bro. I'm being completely honest. I'm being sincere as sincere can be. I really don't know of any Christmas parties that are open to the public where it's a big party and everybody's invited. Hey, man, my buddy Johnny throws a rager, man, every year. You see what I'm saying? Come on over. That's Johnny's party, though. This guy can't be invited to Johnny's party. So what I'm saying is I don't know. Maybe he can. I don't know. Ask Johnny. Ask Johnny.
Yeah, dude, I don't know of any. If I did, I would tell you. Well, I appreciate that. I hope anyone knows. I'm sorry. No, don't be sorry. Sky's just cruel. I'm full. I just wanted to be able to help you. No, Sky is just a cruel human being. And we're getting to the point. If I knew of a party, I would tell you. I certainly would tell you. I do not. I appreciate it. You know, you guys rock. You're a good man. You're a good man. And I wish you the best. And I hope that's something to say. Hey, dude, I'm not kidding, though. If you go to church, you're going to meet with a ton of people. So maybe you go to church and meet some people and they've got parties going on. And there's hot broads there, too. Not too big on the church thing. All right. Well, then don't do that. Go to... PB. PB. A lot of people in PB. Go find a nice broad that lives in La Jolla and stay with her for Christmas. I love you guys today. Mikey Show. Are there such things as, like, parties that anybody can go to? I've never heard of that. I mean, check readers.
check, like, the reader. I mean, but I'm asking a question. You know what I'm saying? Do you, Ashley, do you know of a party? Do you know of a Christmas party? Mm-hmm. Open to the public? Yes. What is it? There's going to be one at McGregor's. Really? Mm-hmm. Oh, see, why didn't she say that? Why didn't she speak up? I'm not kidding you because until you ask me that question, no, like, lights flickered off in my head. I hope you're still... The second you said that, it went flick, flick, bing. Dude, if you're still listening, there's going to be a Christmas party at McGregor's. And I'm sure most bars and clubs are going to do, like, a Christmas theme to get business in there. Yeah, yeah. And don't most, when you, like, lights go on and don't, you know, her lights flicker off. Well, you know, I was going to move past it. Anyway. Likey show. Hey, what's up? This is P1 Elliott. What's up, Elliott? I got a party he can come to. Really? Yeah, he can come up to Poway and hang out with us, man. Where are you going to be? What's your address? Friends, older family, we go to, I don't know, I know he's not big on the church thing, but I don't think that really matters with these people, you know what I mean? We got the college and career church together, and he can just come and hang out with us, man. It's going to be fun stuff. Well, if he's interested. See, and I feel bad for him because I've been there before in life. Yeah. I didn't know anybody, and it really sucked. You know what? That's me, too. I've lived here for like two and a half years, and people have just taken me in, and it's really cool, man. Awesome people. Yeah.
That's cool. Write an email, will you? Write an email and tell us about it. Will you do that? Yeah, I definitely will. What is it, Mikey Show? Just write to Mikey at KIOZ.com. I will, definitely. Hey, I got a band I want you to listen to, too. There's a band at my church, man. They just came out with a double album, and I'll hit you up with their... Mikey Show. Hello. We got to get out of here. Mikey Show, hello. Hey, Mikey, this is P1 Adam. Hi, Adam. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Oh, I forgot about that.
I forgot about that. You're smart, sir. Yeah, the guy said he won tickets to the corn and he got the wrong ones. He can't go anywhere. He ain't 21. A scam artist. Thank you very much, sir. You're a good man. All right. All right. The lovely and talented Missy's up next. She's got double shots for you. Two songs in a row by your favorite artist. Enjoy the rest of your day, will you? And we'll see you tomorrow morning, bright and early at 5.30. The Mikey Show's out late. New stadium. How much do you know about the sense of nature herself? Answer to everything we've been experiencing. Ryan Singer and Dean Devlin. the triangle miniseries event premieres tonight at 9 8 central pd tuesday december 6th how do you explain your comeback not everybody gets a second chance from academy award word people saying you're their inspiration comes the true american story that celebrates the power of the human spirit in a great country academy award winner russell crowe i have to believe i can make things better for me zellweger get four free dv by cinderella man on dv 199 and select codec digital products like
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