The Mikey Show - Rock 105.3 - 12/08/08
Monday, December 8, 2008
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Eddie and Boston Rob nearly dropped a hammer on Rob's car while hanging Christmas lights, while Eddie later endured the crew's teasing after admitting Jewel's Silent Night made him tear up. Mikey, Sky, Ashley and the others unpacked O.J. Simpson's sentence, praised Manny Pacquiao's dismantling of Oscar De La Hoya, and argued that Joe Satriani's instrumental melody sounded nearly identical to Coldplay's Viva La Vida. Sean Merriman said the Chargers were playing like a cornered animal with their playoff hopes at stake, while Sky objected when a walk-in beat loyal P1 listeners in the Vegas drawing and the crew fought over whether cutting Christmas gifts was genuine hardship or posturing. A nine-year-old fought off a coyote with a snowboard, P1 Toolman crushed Megan in show trivia, and Sean's fear of gas-station germs led him to sanitize a dropped debit card before returning it to his wallet.
What happened, in order
Lights and a falling hammer
Eddie and Boston Rob decorated Eddie's house, but a hammer knocked off the ladder missed Rob's car by only about two inches.
O.J. sentencing
Mikey, Sky and Ashley parsed Judge Jackie Glass's sentence of O.J. Simpson and Fred Goldman's insistence that prison brought satisfaction but never closure.
Pacquiao dismantles De La Hoya
Manny Pacquiao stopped Oscar De La Hoya after eight one-sided rounds, leading the crew to praise Pacquiao and argue that Oscar's repeated losses in super-fights damaged his legacy.
Eddie's Silent Night confession
Eddie admitted that Jewel's version of Silent Night made him tear up, and Boston Rob's laughter turned the artist reveal into a long guessing game.
Satriani versus Coldplay
After playing Joe Satriani's If I Could Fly beside and on top of Coldplay's Viva La Vida, the crew argued that the melodies were nearly identical and Satriani had a strong case.
Merriman on the Chargers
Sean Merriman said the Chargers' playoff desperation had made them fight like a trapped animal and explained why Kansas City's sloppy field could neutralize speed rushers.
Vegas drawing controversy
Sky was furious when a last-minute walk-in won the Vegas trip drawing over loyal P1 listeners who had entered properly and shown up as required.
The no-gifts argument
The crew argued over Sky and her husband skipping gifts to save money, with Mikey dismissing some economy-based cutbacks as performative while Sky cited lost equity and a property-tax shortfall.
Boy fights off a coyote
A nine-year-old Colorado boy protected himself and his six-year-old brother by hitting an attacking coyote with his snowboard, though he still needed rabies shots after being bitten.
Toolman sweeps P1 Trivia
P1 Toolman won P1 Trivia by nailing the hard questions while Megan missed every question, including the supposedly easy ones about Sky's side of rice and favorite food, ham.
Sean sanitizes his debit card
After dropping his debit card at a gas station, Sean picked it up with gloves, refused to put it straight into his wallet and scrubbed both sides with hand sanitizer.
People mentioned
MikeyEddieBoston RobSkyAshleySeanO.J. SimpsonJackie GlassFred GoldmanManny PacquiaoOscar De La HoyaJewelJoe SatrianiSean Merriman
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Friday's sentencing and will spend nine years in prison before he's eligible for parole. In an epic battle, Pittsburgh came back to beat Dallas 20-13 after picking off Tony Romo in the last minutes to score the game-winning touchdown. Head coach Mike Tomlin talks about the Steelers' victory. Man, what a beautiful game. I mean that. I just told the team that people get too preoccupied with style points. That was a beautiful football game because we... We displayed metal. We hung together. Far from perfect, yes. But that's our football team, ball team, ball team. What was that? No, that was weird. That was cool. Eddie, did you watch that game? Of course. I was trying to make dinner during that game. And, you know, we had the TV on in the kitchen. And so I got different things going on at once, you know, so I'm trying to, like, do it all. And my dad was freaking out. And he was like, look at the mics. Look, look. You know, he wanted me to see because it was very exciting, you know, towards the end there. It was awesome. Eddie is a big Steelers fan. Awesome. I love that, right? It was great, man. It was just like an old school football game where they're just smashing each other in the face for, you know, three hours. It was great. Yep. My dad cannot say Alamalu. Oh, really?
Not a word that comes naturally to Danny. Tell him to call him Pomplamoose. To call him Pomplamoose? That's what I do. Might as well. Yeah, because his version of Palomalu does not sound like Palomalu. He calls him Palmyalu. I like that. That's Palomadolves. That's a good one. So many things going on. The big fight over the weekend, which I did not see. My dad, same thing, asked me if I read about it in the paper. We'll talk about it in a minute. 570-1053 is the number. Call us if you would like to get on the radio. Have you always dreamt of being a radio star? Well, give yourself about 30 seconds to a minute to be a radio star this morning. We don't bite. Our phone number, 570-1053. And you can text us, too, 35253. And don't forget, we have an answering machine. So if you're too shy, 858-715-1923. Eddie has Christmas lights. We'll discuss in a moment. Yes. Yes. Let me introduce everybody. I'm Mikey. I'm the host of the show. And I am 38 years old. And I live up in North County. Eddie is our producer and sports guy. He is 35 years of age. He has Christmas lights. Yep. This guy is 31.
And she is our news girl. I've known her for years. Met her in San Jose, California, where she went to Pioneer High School. Thank you. Sean is our sound effects guy. He grew up in the Bay Area as well. And still lives in the Bay Area. He's so cute. Wish I could. He's in a San Francisco high-rise as we speak. That's true. I don't like it up here. That's right. He's giving us little twinkle highs. And you see the quality of the studio he's in. You see that nice piece of soundproofing that has fallen down. Is that nice? Oh, that's terrible, Scott. He's got this soundproofing that they glued to the wall. Well, it's a closet. Like, it's not designed for this. A giant piece of the Styrofoam soundproofing has fallen off the wall. And it has left behind. pieces of styrofoam. The remnants of where the glue is. Gross. How does that even happen? I don't know. It's like a broadcasting from Rob's house. Hey, come on. You know, that's a good question, Eddie. Like, how does that happen? Like, how does it even occur? Weird. I'll tell you how it occurs. How?
When your studio fluctuates between 60 degrees and 105 degrees. I don't think so. I feel you on that one, dude. No, but quite honestly, it fluctuates between anywhere from about 68 degrees to about, and I'm not exaggerating, about 90 degrees. That's an exaggeration. No, it's not. I swear to God, it's not an exaggeration. You don't control the temperature? No. Remember, they put a lock on it so he couldn't. Oh, yeah. You can touch it all you want, but it won't do anything. What happened to that little heater thing you had going on to make it go automatically? I could do that. My concern, though, is if anyone finds it like an engineer, I'd be in a lot of trouble. I don't want to get in a lot of trouble. Yeah, you would. I wonder why they won't work with you to try to adjust the temperature so you're not uncomfortable. Hey, I've asked them. You know, it's not like I haven't gone to them personally and to HR. But no one's interested in doing anything about it. And now things are falling off the wall. They're literally falling off the walls. Yesterday, we turned our heat around for the first time. Oh, really? Ashley is our assistant producer. And she's wearing a maroon-colored shirt today. And she's blonde. And she's our friend. She's got an older brother, younger sister. She's 25. And was once on American Idol. Boston Rob has the word Boston tattooed across his throat. Yeah.
Talk about it. He does a man on the street segment on the show where he goes out on the streets on Monday. We play it back on Tuesday. You can even see video of it at MikeyShow.com and it's called You Got Robbed. And so we'll be sending him out today. He's going to be asking people. You've been robbed. That's right. He's going to ask people on the street today what they think of the OJ verdict. Oh, nice. OJ, of course, was sentenced on Friday. Allegedly. Yeah, I see. No, it actually happened. Uh, careful. Yeah. We watched it on CNN. I'm watching you. From Saturday Night Live, cut nine. O.J. Simpson was sentenced Friday to 9 to 33 years in prison for robbery and kidnapping. Prior to his sentencing, O.J. apologized and said he did not know he had broken the law, but reminded the judge that normally when he breaks the law, he gets to go home. There you go. 570-1053 is the phone number.
Uh, and then lastly, there's the artist formerly known as Sir Roosevelt Zethian Oates, the third junior Esquire, MD, DDS, president and CEO. As you know, TV. He screens our phone calls for us and his name is Seth and he is a good kid and you can hear his voice if you call us at 570-1053. Uh, He went to his friend's brother's high school playoff game on Friday. I was actually reading about high school playoffs this weekend in the paper. It's a big deal. Football kids in high school are doing the playoffs. That does not sound. It does not sound. I'm telling you. It's the only impression that I don't think is dead on. Thank you. The only impression Ashley does I think she needs to work on is Jim Mora. Wow. Saying playoffs. That's what she was doing? Yeah. But everything else is dead on. No. That one needs some work. Craig Gass is impressed with the other ones. You know what I mean? Let's see. Let's go to the phones. P1 Jerry, what's up? Dude, you did a great job Saturday night, man. And like I was telling you, I wasn't normally a fan the third day on CD, but when I heard him live,
That was a pretty insane show, dude. Yeah, man. They even did, Third Day did a bunch of Christmas music because we're close to the season. Yeah, man, it was cool. I got in trouble that night, too. Why? Well, when I introduced you to my girlfriend again, I go, hey, will you make her listen to your show? And, oh, dude, after you left, she's like, why'd you throw me under the bus like that? I'm like... I thought it would inspire you, you know? Jerry, listen, P1 Jerry is a good guy, but he's one of these guys that gets nervous. You can tell he gets a little bit nervous, right? Jerry's the guy that did the Border Patrol. Oh, yeah, yeah. So Saturday night, he goes, Mikey, you got to tell my girlfriend to listen. Babe, come here. Mikey's going to tell you. You got to listen to his show. And I'm like, oh, no, you know? Like, what am I? She didn't want it. And so... And so luckily when he does that, she doesn't really hear him, but he gets nervous. And so now he's like committed. Yeah, right. Babe, come here. Tell Mikey how you don't listen to his show. And I'm coming out of my skin like, oh, what am I going to do here? And I like how he gets in trouble for it and decides I know what I'm going to do. I'm going to call on the air. Yes. That's right. That's right.
Look, Scott, I'm a fan. I appreciate the show. It's like family. It's like family. And I got beef with Eddie, dude. I watched that movie, The Happening. That director sucks. Yeah, dude. Calm down. I'm telling you. You didn't? I'm with B-Rob on that, at Shamalot. I'm... Shamalot. Dude, it's pronounced Cam-a-lot. His name is M. Night Cam-a-lon. You can call him Suck-a-lot. I don't care. That movie was terrible. Even Eddie said... I said it was, too. Yeah, even Eddie agreed with that. He even said... So that means all his movies suck? No, but you know what? Oh, make up your mind. What's that one that you really like? like the superpower guy. I forget. Unbreakable. Unbreakable. Have you seen it? No. Be quiet then. Thank you. You gotta see him first. Make fun of it. SP1 Jerry. 570-1053 is our phone number. Give us a call. So how'd you do Saturday night? Oh Sky, I thought I was terrible. Oh no. Were you hilarious?
No. Tell us one of your jokes. Oh, dude, and check this out. So check this out. So a friend of mine didn't go and texted me the next day and said, hey, man, heard you were hilarious last night. I didn't say one funny thing. Oh, no. So people were just laughing at you. Yes. You were so funny. Oh, I was terrible. Oh, I'm sure you weren't. I was. I'm not. Sky, it's not one of those. Stop it. Okay. Oh, really? Yes, really. Thank goodness the band was good. They did some good songs, man. 570-1053 is our phone number. They get to Freebird? They finally got to it after four encores. You know the crowd is not leaving unless they play. They're like, we're not going until you play Freebird. So they came out, they're like, we don't do Freebird, but fine, okay, here's Freebird. Text us to 35253 is the text number. And Boston Rob is wearing his... He's got on his Patriots gear today, and we will talk about how his Patriots have really got him wound up. But first, let's talk about Boston Rob helping Eddie out to put up some Christmas lights. How about that? Shut up. He did help? You mean our new company, Eddie and B. Rob's Christmas lights? Really? Yeah, dude. Holiday lights. Holiday lights. Eddie, is there true there's visual evidence?
There is visual evidence of my Christmas lights. I put them on my blog. You can see what an awesome job me and B-Rob did. I'm going right now. MikeyShow.com. M-I-K-E-Y-S-H-O-W. I think it looks great, man. We did a really good job. Yeah, I got a text from Eddie's wife when they were in the middle of it. Picture text. And it was Rob up on a ladder and Eddie standing there helping. And it said, Eddie plus Rob equals lights. What? Did you tell me she did that? It was funny. Oh, that looks awesome. I love it. I love the front because it looks like a candy cane. Yeah, that was actually Rob's idea. And we executed it pretty well, I think. I'm very nervous looking at a picture of Rob on a ladder. Dude, that guy is crazy. First of all, we didn't even discuss who's doing what. Rob just scurries up the ladder. He's all excited. I've never seen anybody more excited to put up Christmas lights in my life. Rob was so happy while we were doing it. I can't tell you how many times I was like, Rob.
Let's just move the ladder instead of him trying to reach over and like get that one last nail in. And I'm like, dude, let's just scoot it over two feet so you're not like halfway off the ladder and going to kill yourself. He's the best. He's fearless, which I appreciate. It was great. But my favorite moment. Oh, my God. This was awesome. Oh, I forgot about that. We're up by where the garage is, and Rob had parked in my driveway. Yeah. And we're trying to, you know, get him up, and we're doing this one thing, and Rob knocks off the hammer, and it was headed right for his car. We had a ladder set up right in front of where I was parked. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. And I... I totally spaced. I had the hammer on the top of the ladder. Right. At this point, we were kind of just hooking in the lights, you know? And I was, I forget what I was asking Eddie, but I turned and my elbow direct hit on the hammer. And all of a sudden, it was like time slowed down. And you're just watching the hammer like tumbling towards my car. It missed his car by like two inches. Two inches.
It was hilarious. We looked at each other and burst out laughing. Overall, it was a great experience. We did it in less than two hours. Now, for next year, all the clips are going to be up. It'll be super easy to do again. I kept trying to convince him the whole time. I'm like, dude, you don't want to get outdone. We had to make a run to Dixie Line and get another extension cord. And I was like, you don't want to get outdone. It's going to make me buy all these crazy displays. I'm like, man, no one's going to outdo you if you get this. I'm like, no, dude. Dude, the house looks gorgeous. It was awesome, man. I'm telling you, it turned out way better than I thought it would. Yeah. If you want to see pictures, go to MikeyShow.com, M-I-K-E-Y-S-H-O-W.com, and click on our blogs right there in the... top and the middle of the page. And if you click on any one of our pictures, you go directly to our blog and the pictures are right there. You can see them. Pretty cool. Yeah. Yeah, we did our lights as well.
And, of course, you know, I was supervisor, like with all our projects. I'm the supervisor. You're the forming. Yeah. And so we got onto, like, our balcony because we wanted to put him up on our balcony. And the boo's kind of kneeling on the balcony. And he just, he says, hey, you know, do you mind spotting me? And so my. Is he lifting weights? Do some squats on the balcony. That's what was happening. Our neighbors must think I'm a crazy person. So the way I spotted. him was i uh basically turned myself into a human harness where i came up behind him and bear hugged him from the back and so neighbors are walking their dog by and he's trying to hang lights and i'm like doing a human harness around and he's like no you don't and i mean you don't just just watch now that case he starts going well yeah i already got him That I want visually. Do you have pictures of that? Yes. Probably the neighbors. The FBI. 570-1053 is the number. Give us a call. It's a Mikey show. Come on, get into the Christmas spirit. That's right, it's Christmas time. And people are putting up lights. And Sky is becoming a human harness.
On her husband. All beautiful things. That's right. These are all gorgeous. 5701053 is our phone number. Our text number is 35253. I can't wait for us to talk about the Joe Satriani suing Coldplay stuff. Dude, it's such a great thing. The guy that plays guitar for the third day, he goes... When I heard that Joe Satriani was suing Coldplay, I rolled my eyes until I heard it. And we got it. Really? We got it back to back. So what we'll do is we'll play you Coldplay, all right, and their song that's in question that we won't tell you yet. And then right after that, we'll play the Joe Satriani song. And you decide for yourself. And then what we'll do is we'll run the two of them together so that you can see what you think. And I was like, even when I first heard the story, I thought to myself, Come on. Coldplay is going to know about this like heavy metal, you know, instrumental guitarist. Like, come on. It's either a big coincidence, a giant coinkydink, or it isn't. So we'll find out about that a little bit later. Let's see. What is happening in the world? Obama says that the economy is going to get a lot worse before it gets any better. Oh, wow. How is that possible? Oh, yeah.
He was on Meet the Press this weekend and basically said that exact thing, cut 14. As tough as times are right now, and things are going to get worse before they get better, there is a convergence between circumstances and agenda. The key for us is making sure that we jumpstart that economy in a way that doesn't just deal with the short term, doesn't just create jobs immediately, but also puts us on a glide path for long-term sustainable economic growth. I think Obama should wear sweaters and collars sticking out. I think he should be the first laid-back president. Forget the suit business. Let's just be cool. Kind of like Heathcliff Huxtable. Yeah, dude. That's exactly who I'm saying. Or I would have been fine with the way that Rob or Eddie were dressed hanging the lights. I'd be fine with that. Track pants and a t-shirt. That'd be cool. I'll meet the press. You know what I mean? He's on the court anyway. You know what I mean? He's wearing like a...
A Coyotes jersey for no apparent reason. Wow, that would be weird. For no apparent reason. I think being from Chicago would wear Blackhawks. You would think. So why? I don't know. Phoenix Coyotes. Somebody probably gave it to him. That must be the deal. That's a gift. That would have to be the deal, you would think. So I knew. I didn't know. But I suspected that one day we would be saying Bear Grylls has been injured. I knew one of these days. Your boy. I can't handle this. Bear Grylls has been injured. Turns out he fell down the stairs at a Holiday Inn. I knew you were going to do it. I knew you were going to do it. So easy. I knew you were going to do it. What happened? Food poisoning from room service. Keep going, bro. What? All right, that's it. Hold on. Eddie's my boy, and I don't want our company to... Fizzle out. Actually, he was bored to death when watching Survivorman. Oh, no. Maybe if he watched a little Survivorman, this wouldn't have happened. Oh, no. Oh, really? Oh, really? Really? Slip and fall in the shower at the Radisson. All right. We get it. They're all so funny. Hotel jokes. They're all so funny.
Well, anyway, so Bear Grylls was taking part in a charity event. This had nothing to do with his TV show, Man vs. White. Oh, really? Oh, really? That's a charity. Well, if he was doing his show, he would have had his people there. They would have had those little mats all around him. Whatever. Like a tumbling mat. Or wrestle. Whatever. Tumbling. But yeah, I guess he hurt his shoulder while he was in Antarctica doing an expedition with this charity. And so they are flying him back to the UK to receive medical attention. Look at Rob. Rob has like 50 lines in his head. So many. Well, what did he do? Does it say what he did? He was wrestling a polar bear, Mike. He probably was. Saving a village. They don't say specifically how he injured his shoulder. He slept because the bed's up there. Very firm. He was jumping up and down on the bed when he slipped and hurt his shoulder. Get it out of your system. All day long. Twice the dude slept in a hotel. He was climbing a glacier. That's right.
When suddenly, he slipped. Yeah, so they don't really know how serious it is until he gets back to the UK. I bet whatever it was, was cool. Yeah. I hope to have video. I'm sure. They have to, right? So they weren't filming the show? No. No, it had nothing to do with the show. You know how mad he must be? That when he gets injured, there's no cameras around? Maybe someone had a camcorder. Dude, gotta be able to YouTube it. What else is going on? Boy George was handcuffing some dude and assaulting him, and now he's in trouble for it. He just got found guilty. Yeah, he was in court late last week in London for all this stuff. The dude also accused Boy George of threatening to kill him. Boy George denied that. He said that there was... Sean, did you get a blast? Can you speak on this? Sean's a big fan of Culture Club and he supports Boy George. It's all he said he said stuff. The man says he was assaulted. Boy George said it was consensual hitting. He asked me to hit him about the face and chest.
Yeah, but I guess he handcuffed the dude because the dude has been to his apartment before, and he handcuffed the dude because he, like, believed the guy was trying to steal personal photos off of Boy George's computer. So he handcuffed him while he went to the computer to investigate. I'm putting you under citizen's arrest. So Boy George will be sentenced for the handcuffing. That's me in that black snake moon. on January 16th. George is a big Black Snake Moan fan. Always trying to recreate it. I guess the L.A. Sheriff's Department did this guns for gifts drive. How's it work, Sky? Well, you bring in your handgun. Let's see. So you bring in a handgun and you get a $100 gift card. Or if you bring in an assault weapon, you get a $200 gift card. Oh, good. Wow. Gift card to where? They say, let's see. Gun Depot. Gun Depot. Get a new Glock.
I guess there are three choices. Ralph's, Target, or Best Buy. Really? Best Buy. You'd go for Best Buy? Yeah. Okay. And they say they collected 600 firearms during their first weekend of the Guns for Gifts. Now, is this an effort to get, like, illegal guns off the street? Like, you get immunity. Like, you could bring a gun and you don't get in trouble for turning it in if it's not registered or all that kind of stuff. Because I can't imagine that. a registered gun owner would be like, here's my perfectly legal gun. You know what I mean? It's probably for the homies. I'm guessing it's for the homies, right? Guns off the streets. Yeah. But I don't think that a lot, because that's the deal. Like, the homies don't really have, like, the homies don't really go get the, you know, background check. Go through, like, the legal means. I'm thinking also, it's like, what if one of those guns was used in a crime? I know. Do they take their information down when they get the gun? I wonder. That's interesting. Because you would think that they want them to not be afraid to turn it in. Right. So, I don't know. Denver has all but secured the AFC West by beating Kansas City yesterday. Well, you know, now they are...
Three games up over San Diego with three to play. So, I mean, basically any combination of a Denver win and a San Diego loss will give them the title. Okay, so what if they lost all of them, including us? Then San Diego would win the division. Weird. But that's what basically has to happen. It has to happen now. But wouldn't San Diego have to win all of the games? Yeah, well, San Diego plays Denver the last game of the year. But wouldn't they have to win the other games, too? Yes, San Diego's got to win, win out, and Denver's got to lose out. Okay. So, fingers crossed. Yeah, it's pretty much... Hey, that's possible. It is possible, I mean, but... Crazy things have happened. But AFC West, Eddie, is... By far the worst in the league, right? Is there a worse division than the AFC West? The NFC West is pretty bad as well. That's the one with the Rams, 49ers, Seattle, and Arizona. Arizona ran away with it, right? Yeah, Arizona's already secured the division. They easily won it. But yeah, the AFC West is pretty bad too with Denver, Kansas City.
Ashley knows about three NFL players. One of them is good, Larry Fitzgerald. And the other two are so obscure. They're so obscure. Who, Jamal and Pat Williams? No, Jamal Williams. He's good. He's money. That's right. Pat Williams too, dude. Is Pat Williams, Eddie? Is he pretty good? Yeah, Pat Williams is all pro. Pretty good. It's so weird how she knows those three players and loves them. She watches like very... random games, and then knows about one player. She knows about Pomplamoose, too. That's right. Oh, dude, Ray Lewis last night pumping up the defense. It was so bananas. He was, it was so, I'm like, we need that on our team. Wow. You know what I'm saying, Eddie? Do you watch these games with anyone? No, by myself. Are you? With my dog. Kidding? For real? No. You should see me on Sunday. All I do is watch football with Sammy, and, like, that's all I do. And I order a pizza and I watch football. Well, you get this pretty blonde girl and she's there with her dog watching football. It's just started recently. She's into it. Yeah, I am. That's pretty cool. Good for you. Let's see. Let's see. Mikey, how about those Niners that old man got creamed? Go Niners. P1 Niners fan.
Go ahead, Ed. When you refer to the old man. You know who they mean. Who are they referring to? Who are they referring to? D. Favry. Yep, Favry. Oh, Bat Favry. D. Favry. Excuse me. Bat Favry. Old. That's what the boo was saying, too. He said he looked horrible. He had an interesting quote. Ran in for a touchdown. Oh, wow. With his walker? No. He had. Oh, sorry. He had one of those electric chairs that goes up the stairs. Oh, those are cool. Those are awesome. He's having an MVP season. An MVP season? Yeah. No. Listen. Yeah. No. Not Brett Favre. Yeah. Oh, no. Stop. I'm going to slap you. I can't. Your business is going down the tube. Dude, that's over already. No. We'll get back together. I want to read this. This quote, because Brett Favre, he had this great quote where he's comparing himself to a broken down car. And he says, I was reading this quote yesterday. It was really funny. And it was like, hey, man, you run a car long enough, it's going to break now. And so, you know, when you run it, it's going to, you know, you put enough miles, it's going to break now. So I got a whole bunch of miles and I'm still going, but I just want y'all to know I'm on break. Oh, geez. Brett.
That guy, though. I didn't see any of it. I started him in fantasy football. It was a bye week. And I started him. You know who I did not start? Because I thought, there's no way. There's just no way. I did not start Matt Schaub. Because I thought, dude's coming back from a knee injury. It's his first game back in however long. How great can he be? I don't know. Apparently pretty great. Apparently the answer is pretty great. Awesome. Eddie, who impresses you like crazy in the NFL right now? What football team impresses you? Pittsburgh. Yeah? Yeah, their defense is sickening. Yeah. It's so good. Yeah. It's so good. You gotta love that, man. You love them. Dude, they're so good. James Harrison is... I mean, if he does not win the NFL Defensive Player of the Year, something's wrong. Who is it? James Harrison. Dude, I gotta... Oh, is he that kid that they drafted from... Is he like the second-year guy? No. No? No. He had a great year last year, made it to the Pro Bowl. Then this year, he single-handedly won like four games for them. Really? Yeah. Wow. He's got tons of sacks. He's got something like 13 forced fumbles. Yeah. He's crazy good. It looked cold there. Oh, yeah. It looked real cold. Tony Romo was not having a fun day. 570-1053 is our number.
Call us. Say hello. Hello. And text us, too. 35253. We know who is going to Vegas. And I'm going to be telling you about it. And, oh, boy, weird stuff with that. I'm going to be telling you about who's going to Vegas. We're going to Vegas. And we'll be broadcasting from Vegas on Friday. Sean Merriman will be on the show. Sean Merriman will be on the show. What else we got? Uh. We are going to be doing the Dumb Chick Challenge today, the DCC. And don't forget, we've got this Joe Satriani. Is Joe Satriani suing Coldplay? Is Coldplay ripping him off or not? You've got to listen and decide for yourself. P1 Trivia today, so somebody can come and hang with us on Thursday. And what else? Oh, we've got to talk about B-Rob and B-Rob cutting his hair. B-Rob's going to get his hairs did. That's right. Brian Regan. It's so great. Brian Regan's in the stand up spotlight. Stand up spotlight. Five, three. I served jury duty one time and they would put us in the jury box and ask us questions. And if the lawyers didn't like your answer, they could kick you off and send you home. One of the questions was, have you ever been the victim of a crime? I realized very quickly, everyone's trying to get out of jury duty. So everyone's trying to top each other.
So they get kicked off. It's like a game show. I've never seen anything like this. Number one, have you ever been the victim of a crime? Yeah, I was mugged three times, twice at night point, and once at gunpoint, and I had my car stolen from my driveway, and somebody took my pet from my yard, and somebody smacked me, and that made me cry. Okay, all right. I got you. Number two, have you ever been the victim of a crime? Yeah, I was mugged five times, three times at night point, and one time at gunpoint, and another time at another point, and I get... barjacked every day when i walk my pets people go give me those people are always hitting me with bricks i'm always sobbing and weeping uncontrollably whoa hey wow number three have you ever been the victim of a crime yeah i mugged seven people i stole nine cars no victim oh victim oh no dear people of the world the mikey show is on but at what cost at what cost this is the rock the answer to advance with
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Sunglass and Optical Warehouse is the place to go this Christmas season. Oh, yeah. They have 7,000 different styles to choose from. How many? 7,000. Holy cow. I know. Prescription eyewear, sports glasses, you know, if you need to do the snowboarding or whatever is going on right now, contact lenses, parts, accessories, and gift cards. Oh, yeah. That's really cool. Gift cards are the key. Well, yeah, because sunglasses are a very personal choice. And if you go into Sunglass and Optical Warehouse, they have three locations in San Diego, so there's got to be one. near you, you can get them a gift card, which I think is the perfect gift. It's the perfect answer. You don't have to deal with any of the crazy mall traffic or parking or anything like that. So check out Sunglass and Optical Warehouse. You can get all the details on their website, sunglassoptical.com. I've got to get to class. Text me, okay? Sure thing, Lisa. Charlie, you're like popular now. It's weird. Dude, you've got to get to AT&T and get a Samsung Propel. I got one. Changed my life. You're popular because of a slider phone? Not just a slider phone, an AT&T texting device. I slide it open at Bada-bing. I got a full keyboard to make texting faster and easier than ever, baby. Baby? Texting is the language of popularity, my man. With my propel, I'm not Charlie. I'm Chaz. And it comes in cool colors. The ladies say this one matches my eyes. The ladies? Yeah. I text with Jenny, Lisa, Heather, Lindsay. Oh. So, which lady is it? Um, it's my mother.
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Lucky. Can't wait. Love it, dude. You didn't get the exact same one you got. They showed me the one you got, but we got one of the other Sturdens and Vosters, and they're all nice. Lucky. That's awesome, dude. That makes me happy. Call me back and tell me tomorrow morning how your first night's sleep was on that sleep chain mattress. Yeah, I might have to take Friday off. I'll be feeling too rested. I'll have to go take an extra day. Or maybe we can join them. Yeah. For a nap. Is it cool if we come over and take a nap later? That's not. Yeah, the show. We got the California King. It's big enough for everybody. There you go. Thank you for the call. You guys having a killer time? Spoons. Thank you. Sleep Train's your ticket to a better night's sleep. The Mikey Show's on. Featuring Mikey. I'm 36 years old. I have a sensitivity to sugar. Eddie. I'm dumb. I can't be a doctor. You are a doctor. Sky. Just because I like to be sensitive of other people's feelings. But it doesn't do any good. Sean. I'm very fair when it comes to dipping. Oh. Oh.
Boston Rob. Everybody enjoys a good thumbs up once in a while. That's right. And Ashley. I can't. I'm really bad at describing things. On Rock 105.3. Welcome back. It's the Mikey Show. It is 643. The holiday comedy for Christmases was the number one movie this weekend for the second week in a row. The Titans beat the Browns 28-9 to improve to 12-1 and clinch the AFC South. A couple of things. We got to check in with our weekend worry wart in just a little bit. About an hour. We'll be checking in with our Weekend Worry Wart folks. Some pretty interesting ones. I want to hear from the dude who had to tell the people that their cat got out while he was watching their cat. He was going to tell them Saturday, I think. They had gone on vacation. He was watching the cat. We had this thing called Weekend Worry Wart where Friday we have people call us and tell us, well, what do you got going on this weekend that's kind of tripping you out? And this dude called and said, yeah.
Watching the cat, and the cat got out. I got to tell the folks about it when they get back. Not his parents, but some people he knows. Ashley would not do good in that situation. It's a big deal who you put in charge of your pets. Accidents happen. They do, right? No, no, no. Accidents happen. Not there. No, not with that. Eddie, who? I'm going to give you a Mikey Show questionnaire question. And I guess it's a no-brainer. Okay, I'll phrase it this way. Taking Sky out of consideration. She wouldn't be my choice. No, definitely not. Get out. No way. I was going to say, who would be your choice to watch your cat? 100%, Rob. He just nodded over to the Riz. Heck yeah, dude. Really? 100%, Rob. That's a go-to guy right there. Even though Sky is like your pet ex. She's like the show expert with pets. There's a couple of things when it comes to being involved in taking care of your pets.
One of it is... Not putting a dress on the dog. And when you get home, the dog will be wearing a dress. Take a picture, put it on the mantle. Rob would delight in stuff like that. He enjoys taking care of menial tasks. I fed his fish when he went away. And fish didn't die. He was so stressed about it, too. I went with it. It was hilarious. He cares. Plus, I got fish in my house. My fish are nuts. They're cichlids. So they attack the food. They're fish that will eat all the fish. Give them a doctor. Yeah. So like when my fish eat, they're at the top. They're, you know, they're trying to bite your fingers. His fish like hides the whole time. So I was like freaking out. I was like, is he sick? Should I call someone? What do I do? I would love to hear the list. Like if you had to make a list, well, I'm going to ask this person to care for my pets. But if they're unavailable. then I go to this person on the show. And if they're unavailable, then I go to this person on the show, and then this person on the show. It's probably not a good idea. It's probably not a good idea, right? Whoever's at the bottom of the list. Could get dangerous. I think that's a good idea. 570-1053 is the number. Our text number is 35253. And you can give us a call if you want to. So OJ Simpson, Friday. I don't know. Yeah, I mean, I don't know if you saw it, but it was...
The judge was basically scolding OJ. That was crazy. Crazy. It was a lady named Jackie Glass, and we were watching it live on TV on Friday. Which, by the way, my dad said was insane. He couldn't get away from the... He was listening online. Yeah, and it was good. If you couldn't watch it, it was great to listen to. You know what I mean? He said it was really rad to hear that. But, you know, one of the things that we thought was really kind of interesting is right before she gave the verdict out, she leaned over and she grabbed this great big giant styrofoam cup with soda in it with lipstick at the top of the, you know, at the top of the straw. It was a total Seacrest move. Yes. So great. She wanted to make you wait for it. And the verdict is, oh, hang on a second. There's a big old logo on the soda. Big logo on it. She takes a bite out of her subway, $5 foot long. Yeah, and winks. So here she is, cut three. I'm not here to sentence Mr. Simpson for what's happened in his life previously in the criminal justice system.
I have to respect what happened in the case 13 years ago with Mr. Simpson. The jury decided. There are many people who disagree with that verdict. Like me. But that doesn't matter to me. Right. But that won't play a part in anything that I'm about to throw at you. Right. I mean, say to you. Anything I'm going to say to you. Can you hear me, murderer? That's right. OJ, now before she did that, OJ had the opportunity to say some words. Cut one. I wasn't there to hurt anybody. I just wanted my personal things. And I realized I was stupid. I am sorry. I didn't mean to steal anything from anybody. And I didn't know I was doing anything illegal. I thought I was confronting friends and retrieving my property. So I'm sorry. I'm sorry for all of it. But I didn't mean to hurt anybody and I didn't mean to steal from anybody. I don't.
I still don't really get it. I still don't. What don't you get? Sky, so what is the deal? Somebody stole his stuff and he was trying to get it back? What was the deal? According to him. That memorabilia, which belongs to him, and he had the... The rocks. To say that part of the reason he was trying to retrieve this stuff was to get money for the Goldmans. Takes brass balls. Takes a lot of money to find that real killer. Like anybody believes that. Well, here's what Fred Goldman had to say about it. Cut five. If our efforts for all these years of pushing him drove him to commit burglary, armed burglary, armed robbery... In Vegas, if that pushed him over the edge, great. Put him where he belongs. Wow. I wonder what they are, like the people that he robbed, I wonder what they're saying. Like, what's their version? Like, we got this stuff legally and totally on the up and up? I think so. I'm assuming, right? Yeah, but the Goldman family, now that this is settled, are going after that stuff and saying, hey, hand it over to us. Yeah. You know, because he still hasn't paid off the money. Oh, yeah.
I wouldn't even want it. Let me keep that. I don't care how much money I get from it. I don't want that. If I got it, this is just me. If I got it, I would sell it. That's what they're probably going to do. I'd feel weird keeping the dough because it was my kid. I'd start something. If you get any money for it, start some foundation or something if you get any dough for it. The thing is, I wonder if you're going to... Maybe you get enough dough. Like, what are you going to get from all that stuff? Closure, that's for sure. Would you? I would think that that would maybe be why. Here is Fred's answer to that, Ashley. Cut four. There's never closure. Ron is always gone. And what we have is satisfaction that this monster is where he belongs, behind bars. Oh, you can still hear the pain in his voice. I know, man. Going absolutely nuts. What are they saying? Because you hear him going, hey, Ron Goldman. And then...
You can't really catch the rest. But it almost sounds like they're jeering him. Really? That's kind of what I get from him. For real. Yeah, it doesn't seem like they're on his side. So these are like OJ people? Weird. Who's that cat? That is so bizarre. That's crazy! So when we heard it Friday on the air, you know, the judge is rattling off all these different charges and how long he's going to be in jail. And then we immediately went to the internet to check like CNN and Fox News and MSN. And they're all reporting different sentencing. So I guess no one could really do the math. But now that people have had the weekend to do the math. To break out an abacus. Right. They say that O.J. won't be eligible for parole for at least nine years. And he was sentenced to a total of 17 and a half years in prison. Wow. But eligible for parole in nine years. And they separate him. I read that they will separate him in jail from. So he'll have his own cell. Celebrity status. Celebrity status and the whole deal. Let's see. Question for the Oracle on text message. Oracle, how long before the Oakland Raiders have a winning season? It's P1 Raider Nation. Well, I mean, a lot goes into that. I mean, it depends. It depends on...
Who's their head coach? How well they draft? Who they sign in free agency? Is L. Davis going to live? All of it plays a part in what happens to them and their success. Right now, they still are one of the worst franchises around. They are bad, right? Let's see. Oracle, have you heard about Marty coming back to coach the Browns? What do you think about that? That's P1 Gopher. Well, I heard that there is a rumor, the sources are saying that the Browns are interested in talking to Marty Schottenheimer. I will be a little bit surprised being that Marty said himself during that Charger game, he's not interested in coming back to coach. He's done. He's retired. And, you know, I've heard many people say that before, but, you know, Marty's, you know, he's in his late 60s. Oh, my. Really? Yeah, he's older. I wonder if they will preserve his brain so that somebody can coach with his brain in later, you know, years from now. Do we not remember Marty Ball? We didn't like it. We didn't like it. Nobody liked that. Yeah, we were conservative, right? Yes. Oh, yeah. I'm not retiring. No, you didn't. No. Yeah, you did not retire. Surfing in Del Mar to the Patriots. Played on Sunday. Played yesterday. 570-1053. Hey.
Sean Merriman is going to be on the show next. Sean Merriman is going to come on and we will talk to him all about Charger football, about the win on Thursday, what he thinks about the future, all that stuff. Eddie will be running down some NFL scores in a little bit. When we come back, let's talk a little De La Hoya. We're getting a lot of text messages about the De La Hoya fight. Eddie will run down that. And we got a lot of stuff coming up for you. Plus, we're going to play that audio of Joe Satriani and why he's suing Coldplay. We'll play both songs you decide. You guys know how much I really appreciate your show. I try to catch every minute. Thank you, man. We appreciate it. Thank you very much. Rock 105.3. Christmas time. I promised Scott I would sing before every commercial. Hey, listen. Christmas time is here.
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Jacuzzi Club. Sean. I don't wear. Boston Rob. I got short-term memory loss. No, you don't. And Ashley. I'm not that great anyways. I'm kind of crazy. The Mikey Show's on. Come on. Rock 105.3. What you need to do is be thankful for the life you got. You know what I'm saying? Stop looking at what you ain't, guys. Start being thankful for what you do, guys. Let's get it to him, baby girl. That's actually a lot of wisdom in what he just said there. That's what I'm talking about, dude. T.I., what up? How about that? What does he say? He says, what does he say? Don't complain about the things you don't have and start being thankful for the things you do. For what you got. For what you got. Yeah, Mike. I like it. I like it. It is... Two teenagers were shot and killed this weekend in a suspected gang shooting in Valencia Park. One of the teens was the head of an anti-violence group at her school. Big fight Saturday night. Manny Pacquiao beats Oscar De La Hoya after eight punishing rounds and may send Oscar into retirement. Let's hear from the Golden Boy. Manny Pacquiao is a great fighter. He deserves all the credit in the world. He fought a tremendous fight and...
He was a better man, and he deserves all the accolades, and he deserves everything that he's accomplished, and I wish him all the best. I didn't have a nap today, Eddie. Oh, no. Is that what happened? I didn't have a nap, and when I don't nap in the daytime before a big event, sometimes I will lose the fight. Well, why didn't you take that? What was the problem? There was a rerun. Of newlyweds. And I'm a big fan of Jessica Simpson. That's weird. And Nick Simpson. He changed his name legally. Nicholas Lachey. Nicholas Lachey. Yeah. Poor Oscar. Yeah, dude. Yeah, I did. Really? Yeah. And my dad is still in mourning. I understand. I think every Mexican-American in the United States today is really having a tough time trying to get over the fact that it's over. Eddie, did you think that Oscar was going to win this one? I really did. I really thought going in, I watched all those 24-7, De La Hoya, Pacquiao, the things that they had on HBO. Great. Oscar looked in great shape. I thought that he had a huge...
Size advantage. You know, Oscar was more natural at that weight. He had a height advantage, reach advantage. But Manny Pacquiao is the man. He is sick. He is just a stud. And so, you know, you've got to give him all the credit in the world. Here is Michael Buffer announcing what happened. Cut 34. Ladies and gentlemen, here at the MGM Grand of Las Vegas, we turn a page. In boxing history, as this fight comes to an end, the official time at the end of round eight, referee Tony Weeks calls a halt to the bout. The winner by TKO victory, and still the number one pound for pound, the fighting pro Philippines, Manny. And I gotta say, this fight, I think, really is gonna hurt the legacy of Oscar De La Hoya. Really? And I'll tell you why. You think of almost every big fight Oscar's been in, he's lost. He lost to Floyd Mayweather Jr. He lost to Shane Mosley. He lost to Felix Trinidad. He lost to Manny Pacquiao. He's lost all the huge super fights that he was in. Bernard Hopkins, I can keep going. I went on the original Halo, Eddie. Not Halo 2.
I'm not as good on Halo 2. Really? Oscar. No, boxing, though. So you see, the lesson here is I don't lose at everything. Well, no, I'm not saying that, Oscar, but still. Here is Manny Pacquiao talking about it. Cut 35. Well, I think I did well tonight, and I'm lucky I win. And... I'm so lucky because I controlled the fight in the first round. You're saying that you saw the pattern of the fight in the first round and you saw that you were too fast for him? Yeah, that's what we were working every day. Didn't he just put words in his mouth completely? Speed will be the key of this fight. That's what I'm talking about and I used it tonight. Thank God for giving me the strength. My favorite thing about Pacquiao is on those 24-7 things. He's really into singing Filipino love songs, karaoke style. Really? Yeah, dude. So gorgeous. Really? He went with his wife. Really? Oh, they're good. So Manny Pacquiao is Filipino? Yes. Wow. He is the pride of the Philippines. Oh, hello. That guy is like the king of the Philippines. I would love to get some audio of him singing those love songs. Oh, absolutely.
That sounds delicious. I mean, he gets into the performance. He does. Oh, yeah. Oh, that's great. Oh, so good. Oh, wow. You know, Oscar sings. Yeah. That is a thing that boxers really feel that they can sing. Oh, yeah. That they got something going on. Yeah, they got the room. This text message says, Eddie, please talk about the lame Oscar De La Hoya fight. P1 Concrete Cowboy. Eddie, you didn't get to see it, did you? No, I didn't. I actually did not order it. And there was kind of, I had an internal battle going back and forth Saturday night. A couple things were going on. Number one, it was $65 for the fight. And I, you know, usually that doesn't bother me. If it's something I really want, then I'll get it, whatever. But I'm like... $65 to watch what's probably not going to be that great of a fight. A really lame undercard. It's not the UFC for me anymore. Boxing used to be it for me, and it's 100% changed. Any UFC fight, if it was $65, I'd pay for it. But for this fight, I couldn't figure out whether or not I wanted to spend the money.
Second thing that was going on was we were decorating the entire house. We did the lights. Me and Rob did the lights during the afternoon, and then it was getting around the fight time when we were finishing up what was going on inside the house, and we still had to decorate our tree. And my wife was really into it, and she really wanted to do it. I couldn't bear telling her. No, babe, we're not going to decorate the tree because I need to watch the De La Hoya fight. I just couldn't do it. She's so cool to me throughout the year. I'm like, this one time, I'm not going to be a selfish jerk. And so I put on my copy of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer and we decorated the tree. That is nice. So I said, forget it. Bummed I left. Oh, man. Rob, was it you that said... No, it was actually Zeth. Zeth went and he was at a bar on Saturday. He was one of only four people in the entire bar rooting against Oscar De La Hoya. It was brave. For a second there, I thought I was going to get lynched. It was bad. I guess here, man, a lot of Oscar fans. It was a sports bar in the South Bay.
Oh, well, there you go. Yeah. Do the math. Yeah. I have thoughts about HBO and the pay-per-view thing. Like, all the undercard fights stopped early. Yeah. So their matchmaking was real bad. They all got knocked out. So they had to stall for a good 45 minutes to an hour. Oh, man. Oh, that's brutal. Yeah, and it was just uncomfortable and way too long. 45 minutes of stalling. After you paid like 70 bucks. Oh, man. Michael Buffer's trying to hold one note for 45 minutes. Announcing the next fight. Oh, man. We would imitate that, except we don't want to be sued by Michael Buffer. Eddie actually has been sued for playing Michael Buffer, Let's Get Ready to Rumble. I didn't know. Listen, Michael Buffer, he's got a network. of people that listen for you to do it because he trademarked it. And he will exercise his right to let you know that it's trademarked and you can't just go around saying it willy-nilly. So I would imitate him except I don't want to get the cease and desist order telling me to no longer do that. That is crazy. It is, man. That's crazy. It is crazy. We're sending Rob out later today to be our man on the street and he will be telling a few people, you've been robbed.
We're going to send him out. Today's topic is going to be O.J. Simpson. I'm wondering if we're going to get any people that actually don't know that there was a new O.J. Simpson verdict. Oh, I hope so. That would be great. Sort of think that it's all the old O.J. Simpson verdict that we would be talking about. Did you guys hear about the dog that rescued some guy and they caught it all on tape? No. Where did it happen, Skye? Well, he rescued another dog. Oh, he rescued another dog. Yeah. Yeah, this was in Chile. And basically, like, you know, there's a lot of congestion and stray dogs and stuff. And I guess this one dog was run over on the highway. And there was a rescue dog in the area. And the rescue dog saw the other dog laying injured in the highway, ran out into traffic, grabbed the dog, you know, with its mouth, and dragged it to the side of the road to safety. No way. And it was caught on tape. Wow. Yeah. What a trip. Oh, Eddie has skeptic face. Eddie, you're not buying it? Well, why would you be taping traffic? I don't know. Yeah. And it's also interesting because... I find that a little curious. Well, they have video cameras even on our American roads. They have video cameras. Oh, so you think it's one of those videos? Yeah, yeah. Okay. Yeah, but this is... Where? Chile? In Chile. Chile. Chile. Come on. Eddie doesn't buy it. Let's see if we can find it then. Yeah, I need to see the video. Check it out.
I ain't buying it. No, but it's a sweet thought, isn't it? Yeah, it happened. Was the dog dead? They got ran over? Well, they said it was injured really bad, but they don't give a current update on the dog if it lived or not. I want to know. I want to see the video. Eddie, the BCS, talk about it. Eddie, there's no way, right? Don't have enough time. Ridiculous. I heard about it this weekend, and I go, I got to hear what Eddie has to say about this. Worf system ever. Oh, my goodness. I got to hear what you have to say about this. Don't go away. Okay, when we come back, we're doing the Satriani Coldplay thing. When we come back, I'm going to play you the Coldplay song, then I'm going to play you the Satriani song, and you decide. Is Satriani's lawsuit against Coldplay warranted? You decide next. 105.3. Frosty was frazzled. Oh, what was it? Ladies and gentlemen,
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The Mikey Show continues. Featuring Mikey. I'm very attracted to intelligent women. Eddie. I think that I guacamole is the best in the world. I prefer sorbet over ice cream. Sean. I'm majestical. I'm normally struck. The Mikey Show's on. All right, Christmas stuff. Is Kixi playing Christmas music? Yes. Right after Thanksgiving. They do? Yeah. Now, is that all they play or do they play like... No, that's it. That's it. That's so awesome. 24-7. It's the world. 24-7, that's it. I wake up every day. Shana appreciates that. Dude. I bet that is got to be pretty polarizing, right? Yeah, I think that's exactly what it is. Either you really dig it or you are not into that. I'm obsessed. Oh, yeah. The day we came back to work after Thanksgiving vacation, I hit the button for Kixi. That came on. I said, yuck. Oh!
And I will not go back to that button until the first of the year. Skye, did you not grow up with Christmas music? What? Did you not grow up with Christmas music? No, not really. I grew up with it. I think that may be the deal. If you didn't grow up with it, because Rebecca didn't grow up with it either, and so she hated it. Really? Yeah. I don't know. No, because you can become older and start to like it. She told me last night. It was either last night or the night before that she likes it now, but only because, like, she has a relationship with God now and now listens to the lyrics and they mean something different to her that they never meant before. Before, it was just annoying, like, cheery, like, oh, boy. I'm going to tell you something that's embarrassing. What? Talk about it. I was listening to that very radio station while I was driving home from. Somewhere. Yeah. And a version of Silent Night came on. Yeah. That made me tear up. Really? Dude, what was it? I didn't know. Rob. Rob. Rob. I'm sorry, Eddie. All right, I'm done. I'm done. I'm done.
Our business is through. I checked out and it was because of you. You did it, Rob. You'll never know what version it is. We just got a really funny text that I was laughing at. I think it's beautiful. I want to know. It was a spiritual thing. I bet it was. I want to know which version. Was it a chick or a dude? Just give us that. I don't want to get laughed at again. I was reading text. You're a jerk. Wow. There's people like me who want to know. Come on, Eddie. It was the Carpenters, wasn't it? Was it the Carpenters? No, it wasn't. It was a contemporary artist, and it was a female. Mariah Carey. Leanne Womack. It was Mariah. It was Mariah. It was not Mariah. Mariah makes me throw up. Christina Aguilera. No. Christina Aguilera. Madonna. Taylor Swift. No. Sally Struthers. The Jonas Brothers. No. I'm over this guy right here. I'm over this guy right here. He says the Jonas Brothers. You said it was a girl. Rob. You and I kaput. Shut up. Jessica Simpson. How dare you. Kelly Clarkson. Cinead O'Connor. Cinead O'Connor. Cinead O'Connor. There it is. Yes. You found out.
Be honest. I will never say it. Wait, he's not a singer. I just thought we were saying it. It was Louis Costa Jr. He's so good. The phones are blowing up. Maybe they know. They're going to guess. I like it. It was Shania Twain. No. Not Shanahan. I think I know the name of the song that he's talking about. Go ahead. The group is Mannheim Steamroller. And instrumental. And I said what the name of the song was. It's Silent Night. Hello. That's not a P1, Sky. No, it's not. They have the radio turned out. Mikey Show. Hello? I'm just answering calls randomly. I'm not letting them be screened. Mikey Show. Hey, what's up? It's a P1 Third Day fan. What do you think, dude? I think it was Sarah Long from American Idol. Oh, she's so good. Wait, wait, wait. Do you mean Sarah Long, 24, San Diego, American Idol?
Actually, it's pronounced Longa. Longa. Mikey Show. Trans-Siberian Orchestra. Was it? Female vocalist. I'll make this threat. I don't know if I'll ever come through with this threat, but I've considered Ashley Christmas. A very Ashley Christmas. I've considered it. Be an honor. With the music, everything. Mikey Show. Yeah, T1 Tony, we all know it's bad. The infamous Barbra Streisand. Was it Barbra Streisand? It said contemporary. How is that not contemporary? By the way, if we ever do an Ashley Christmas, I will put those into my mix at home. No. I have a mix at home. Like the shuffle? It'll ruin your season. It will not ruin it. Just so you know, Eddie. Off the air. I will commence in begging you. If it's guessed, I'll probably say it. Now I'm really embarrassed. I was embarrassed to say it. When I tell you who it is, now I'm even more like, it'll get laughs. Diana Ross. No. It's contemporary. Contemporary. No. Minnie McCree. No. Ella Fitzgerald.
No, contemporary. We are friends, dude. No, you and I are done. Yeah, we're friends. Come on. I'm breaking up with you. Come on. Not Christina Aguilera. Rhianna. Linda Ronstadt. Not Leanne Womack. Bobby Womack. He's sweat. I'm looking on here. There's nothing. I'll be sure. Nobody else may have mentioned it. I'm looking at all these silent nights. There's no female that we have not mentioned that's contemporary. Good. I'm glad we don't have it. Because I don't want to lose it on the air. No, I got to know. Oh, dude, I want to know so. It was beautiful. But it was. Amy Grant. Amy Grant. No. Was it Amy Grant? No. You know what, though? I have a theory about Amy Grant. Sarah McLaughlin. I think she sings every Christmas song on my radio. Yes. Like, every time I, every time. I love Amy Grant. It's so true. Dude. She's the voice of Christmas. She seriously is. And when I was listening to the song that got me, I thought it was Amy Grant. And then I looked, you know how they have it on your radio. They tell you who the artist is. I looked down and it was not Amy Grant. Was it Hannah Montana? Rob? Let me tell you something. What? Rob's my favorite. Why are you doing that? You? Contemporary. Is that not contemporary? Shut up. You're going to ruin.
Now Eddie's checked out. It was already checked out. Are you kidding? Did we say Sarah McLaughlin? Yes, we did. Did we say Sarah McLaughlin? Oh, she's got a good one. I'm sure she does. I have one of her songs on my space page. Wait a minute. We're going to get it right here. Kelly Clarkson. Keep up. I've covered all these bases. Carrie Underwood. No. That's a good guess, though. Who sounds like Amy Grant? Amy Grant. Okay. Guess that. Dan Rimes. No. Catherine McPhee. No. Jordan Sparks. Jordan Sparks. Rihanna. Clay Aiken. Beyonce. Yeah, Clay Aiken. That's the only chick we haven't met. She's good. Yeah. You're a Claymate. Olivia Newton. Olivia Newton-John. It's not contemporary, people. George Michael, we mentioned her. What about Whitney Houston? Gwen Stefani. I'm going to beg him. You guys want to do the Coldplay thing? Let's leave this. Alanis Morissette, Katie Lang. Shut up. It's going to drive me nuts. I can't deal with it. It's bad for the ratings. I disagree. People are tuned in. They're on the edge of their seat. They're dying. Eurythmics.
I have never heard Eddie say that he has heard a Christmas song that has made him tear up. No, that's serious. I don't know that it's ever happened to me. Yeah, he is the guyest guy I know. I have to know what version this was. It just caught me. I don't know why. It got you. And I was like listening to the lyrics, which I never do. And it was, you know, really spiritual. And it just got me. That's cool, man. I'm saying that's cool. I'm trying to make amends. I'm trying to build a bridge back. I'm being for real. P1 Sherry Pie. What was it? What's the matter with a phone? What's the matter with your phone? P1M. Yeah, is it Susanna Hoff? Betty. Who's that? She's the lead singer of the Bengals. I don't know that. P1 Javi. Nat King Cole's daughter. What's her name? Oh, yeah. Victoria Cole. Samantha Cole. Natalie Cole. Regina Cole, right? Heather Cole. Yeah. Tiffany Cole? No. I'm just getting mad. I want to move on to the Coldplay thing, but it's going to really... I'm getting irritated. All right. I will... Here's what I'll do. What? Yes. I will give it to Ashley so that she can order it so that you can play it. Yes. And then you guys can figure out who it is. Yes. Okay.
That's a great idea. Great. That's a great idea. All right, so Joe Satriani is suing Coldplay. Joe Satriani is suing Coldplay. The reason he's suing him, he says they ripped him off. Now, I'm going to play the Coldplay song in question. It's a song that you know, and then I'm going to play Satriani, and we'll see if he has a point. First, the Coldplay song. Cut 11. Now, if you didn't already know it, the thing that makes a hit is the melody that gets in your head. You can't get it out. That's why it's a hit. You like it because you go that that that that you like it. Absolutely. And to be honest with you, I'm not a big Coldplay fan. This was the first Coldplay song I could say that I really, really liked. And it's it's the music. It's the melody. It's all of it. Like, I love it. And this song nominated for a Grammy for record and song of the year. Eddie, do you think that Joe Satriani's.
Little known, at least to everybody but Satriani fans. 2004 song, If I Could Fly, sounds similar. Cut 12. Now, maybe you're on the fence. Maybe you're saying to yourself, I don't know. It is a little bit, but let's play them together. Cut 13. I have a feeling it's going to be a green Christmas for Joe Satriani. I think he may be banking. Listen, you take this to court and you're suing. If I'm a jury... And I had to decide whether or not I thought that was the same song. I might say that's the same song. Yeah. Satriani is seeking a jury trial. He's and also damages and quote any and all profits from the alleged copyright.
Wasn't it the number one song downloaded on iTunes last year? Yeah. But, like, last year, I mean, like, overall, it was the number one 2008 downloaded iTunes song. It was the number one album. I believe it was the number two single. Okay. You know why I think it is even better in his favor? The thing that I think that bodes even better for him is the fact that his music does not have lyrics. Oh. I think that bodes better for him. Because if his lyrics were like, if his lyrics were sung in a different melody, for instance, it would be maybe a little bit more difficult for a jury to say, well, I don't know. I mean, they're singing something different and they're singing it a different way. It's not, though. It's the music and only the music that a jury would have to listen to and decide. You just did. What do you think? 570-1053 is our phone number. We're going to Vegas. We're going to Vegas, and we'll be broadcasting our show live from Vegas from the Palms Hotel on Friday morning. Some of the fighters that are confirmed for Friday's broadcast from the UFC. Yes, give it to me. How about our boy Diego Sanchez, who's going to be there, says he's absolutely going to stop by. Nice. Irish hand grenade Marcus Davis is going to be there.
We got little heathen Jeremy Stevens going to be there, the guy that threw that crazy uppercut. Really? The last fight. He's going to be there. And we're working on getting the coaches, Frank Mir and Noguera there, as well as Dana White. Are you serious? We're working on all of it. So it's going to be a crazy broadcast. Dude. Awesome. When we come back, Eddie's going to run down NFL scores from over the weekend. We got all kinds of stuff coming up for you. Still got to do the Dumb Chick Challenge, the DCC. Also, when we come back... I'm going to be telling you why Alyssa Milano has a restraining order out. What? I'll tell you that. Sorry. To the Mikey Show. How low can they go? How low can they go? What are you doing? I'm checking out the bottom line online sale at MossyNissan.com. It's three in the morning. But Mossy Nissan's prices are so low.
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With Mikey. I like fish tanks. Eddie. They all can't be winners. Sky. I rarely pump my own gas. Sean. I do not wear sloughs. Boston Rob. Today, I'm not Boston Rob. I'm B-Rob the Majestical. Oh, I like it. Did you say you were B? I want to change it to B-Rob the Testical. And Ashley. What do you think? I am an idiot over here? This show's on. Rock 105.3. B-Rob's going to get a haircut. What? Can I read your text to me yesterday? Oh, yeah, yeah. B-Rob text messages me. Uh-oh. And he says, should I read it in the Rob voice? Absolutely. I won't understand it if you don't. I was going to say this tomorrow in the meeting, but I won't be there. I will maybe shave my head, but I ain't.
ain't shaving any New York crap in it. Man, we got to see a lot of money. I mean, I need to be set for a couple months to do something like that. It's disrespectful. To who? Oh, man. Don't get me started. Don't get me started. This text says, Eddie, I saw the video of the dog rescue. It's a traffic camera that captured the incident. I want to see it. Really? Really? Send me the link. Send me the link. I want to see it. This says, hey, Sky, I got my Hyfer International magazine the other day. Will you be giving any goats, pigs, or chickens this Christmas? That's P1 Janelle. Send me one. Yeah, I got my magazine as well with all the gift suggestions in there. Lots of good ones. I'm not sure. I still have to set some presents for some people, but I do always like to get those charity gifts.
Is there an option to put an address in instead of donating it outside the country? What do you mean? Like, you know, I'm assuming you just, you know, put in your info. Right. Here, I'd like to buy. Because I saw the magazine. Yeah. It can be goats, oxes. Right. Like, there's a bunch of stuff. Chicken. Yeah. Chicken. Horse. It smells like horse. Send me a goat. Eddie, people are text messaging with guesses. that they think... Oh, they are? Well, Eddie said that he was listening to Kixie, and for the first time ever, he teared up hearing a artist singing Silent Night. But Rob shamed him, and now we don't know. Oh, no, I didn't. I accidentally laughed. I do that. So now we're not going to know. But people are text messaging with guesses. This one says, Eddie, was it Madeline's bad dream that you were... It's P1 Hootie and the Blowfish. It definitely was not Madeline. It was not Madeline's bad dream? No. But they're really good. They are great. Yeah. I think I know. All right, we have it. I think I know. We have it? Is it loaded? Oh, nice. I'm putting it up right now. She's putting it up. Oh, my goodness. And then we will guess who it is. This is going to be humiliating. We will guess who it is. Rob, just be cool. I'm being cool. Is it up there or no? No, it's not up there. You're loading it, right? You'll let me know. Right now. Literally seconds. We are seconds away from being able to guess. Uh.
yeah eddie's driving was it nighttime or daytime daytime okay we got it uh okay we're gonna play that and he got teared up it's a contemporary artist everybody be cool so do we just start screaming out our guesses once we think we know them or do we wait raise your hand i'll call on you okay for the record sky was looking down heard those first few chords and then looked at eddie be cool sky shut up everyone She just looked at him. That's all she did. I didn't do anything. All she did is look. There was nothing in that. She looked. Thank you, Mike. This is going to be awesome. I know. Jewel. Well, Eddie, it's Jewel. Look who automatically knew it, by the way. Good job. Freaking Twinkle Toes over here. Previously laughing, but is the first one to know the article. First person that knows her voice. Who was in? Fruit Loop. Gosh. I didn't even know she had Christmas music. She's good. Listen to this.
Shut up. That was funny. You should hear her tooth do jingle dance, by the way. That was a good one. I look at Eddie as a fainting. Dude, it was great. That's beautiful. I love Christmas music. What about Sarah McLaughlin? Has anybody heard that? one of her songs on my my site page. I know this is very no one ate. I'm just telling you that I am I love this stuff. She's an emotional terrorist. Talk about it. Thank you so much. It's the truth.
She is. Sarah McLaughlin is an emotional terrorist and she takes emotional hostages. Yeah, it's like an emotional jihad. Yes. We get it. Then the double whammy with her song coupled with pictures of animals locked up in crate cages. Yeah, that I don't need or want. I don't want to see that. Please, I'm sensitive. Please, we're all sensitive already. Stop it. I don't want to see any more of that. You know what you're doing, Sarah. Yeah. You jerk. It's like sneaking up behind somebody and yelling boo. Or spaghet. Or spaghet. Of course you're going to get us because it's emotional terrorism. We know what you're doing. Eddie has some NFL scores for us, ladies and gentlemen. We need to get me a bed. That's what I was thinking, too. I was thinking that, too. Do it. Any bed but that, Eddie. Any bed but that. I'm sorry, Scott. You're fired. All right. Let's go to the field. Let's do it. Let's do it, Eddie. Yesterday, Chicago beat Jacksonville 23-10 in a who cares game. Detroit still has not won a football game. Losing to Minnesota 20-16. Looking very likely like they may go 0-16 on the season. Dante Culpepper ain't going to help them? I wonder if that's happened ever. 0-16. We know that there's only one team that's ever gone 16-0. It's the Dolphins.
And, you know, the Patriots were working on it. They did go 16-0. They didn't win the big one. They went 18-0, but they didn't win an undefeated season. Moving on. Because, remember, they choked in the Super Bowl. Yeah, yeah. Didn't the Dolphins go on to win the actual Super Bowl? They did. They won the whole thing. Good for them. Popped the champagne. Houston went into Green Bay, upset the Packers yesterday 24-21. Tennessee beat Cleveland 28-9 and won their division. Indianapolis still rolling. They beat Cincinnati 35-3. Cincinnati should be abolished. Yeah. I'm talking to the whole city. For real. That is a worse team, right? It's brutal, man. Absolutely brutal. New Orleans, mild upset. They beat Atlanta 29-25. Philadelphia. I watched that game. That was a fun game to watch. Well, I mean, you've got to figure Drew Brees and the way he's playing with Reggie Bush back. And Atlanta, Matt Ryan is legit. Dude, he's the man. That Matt Ryan is like a real guy. And all of a sudden, Roddy White. He's like a stud now. Just an amazing team. Fun team to watch.
Big game yesterday. Big upset. Philadelphia. Big upset. They upset the New York Giants 20-14 in New York. You're telling me that the plaques go bursting isn't a distraction? Give me a break. Donovan McNabb talks about how Philadelphia is gelling. Denver, they were down at one point looking like Kansas City was going into Denver and helping us out big time, but no. It wasn't to be Denver came back to beat Kansas City at home 24-17. So making the Chargers job is going to be very difficult for them to somehow win the division. Miami, they beat Buffalo in Toronto where the game was played. Toronto? Yeah, they played a Buffalo home game in Toronto under the Dome, which really, I mean, that helped out Miami. They're trying to just broaden the NFL fan base. But, I mean, you've got to figure if Miami had to play in Buffalo,
in the elements. It would have really hurt them, but they got to play indoors in a dome. And so Miami was able to beat them 16-3. This was another big upset. The Jets had to travel all the way to San Francisco and lost 24-14 to the San Francisco 49ers. So that hurts Brett Farvin and their chances to win their division. Is Mike Singletary like... a good coach or something? I think he's coming around. I think he's doing pretty good. I think the key for the 49ers was switching the quarterback. Inserting Sean Hill in there was huge. I think he's a much better quarterback than JT O'Sullivan was. That's helped him a lot too. I think that played a big part. Plus, Singletary is doing a good job. I think it's both. New England had to travel to Seattle and were down until late. They came back to beat Seattle 24-21 to keep their playoff hopes alive. Arizona won their division for the first time in 33 years. I actually know what time it is. Unbelievable. They beat St. Louis 34-10. Dallas and Pittsburgh, what a game this was. It was a defensive battle all the way until...
Tony Romo threw a late interception that Pittsburgh scored on. They beat the Cowboys 20-13. T.O. Terrell Owens talks about the Cowboys' loss. The defense played a hell of a ball game. We stunk it up on offense, and when you have turnovers, it's hard to win the game. And then last night's game, the battle for the D.C. area, Baltimore beat Washington 24-10. There it is. Eddie, did Mike Singletary at any time drop his pants to motivate his players like he did the first game? I think he bought a belt. That actually helps quite a bit. Before we went to break, I told you that Alyssa Milano got a restraining order. Skye, why'd she get a restraining order? Well, she filed the documents for the restraining order on Friday in L.A. court. And I guess there's this 54-year-old guy named Jeff Turner who's described in the paperwork as an obsessed and mentally unstable celebrity stalker fan. The order also, you know, it of course seeks protection for her, but it also seeks protection for her family.
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who beat Oklahoma and has the same record as them, is going to play Ohio State in the Fiesta Bowl. Utah, who's undefeated, they take on the former number one team, Alabama, in the Sugar Bowl. Make sense? Who's the winner? Eddie, I don't understand. I am. Sugar's good. It was so stupid. It's just like a bowl of Captain Crunch. Thank you. Let it soak a little bit. Let it sit there a little bit. It's better when it's soggy. Much better when it's soggy. You would know. You used to have that for dinner when you were a kid. See, Ashley brings up a sore subject. She brings up a sore subject. That is actually true. When I was a child, that's what I would have for my dinner. Sky is going to tell us all about the new A book about dating that has been written by a nine-year-old. This guy, he writes a book. It's called How to Talk to Girls. This guy, this kid, he's nine. He's nine. This little one writes this book, How to Talk to Girls. Fourth grade.
Fourth grader. Nine years old is fourth grade. I can always tell you what grade it is because I remember very distinctly what age of my terrified life I was in at that stage. I have no clue. You can pay me money. I wouldn't be able to figure it out. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm the worst at that. Pay me money anyway. I'll research it. You can write me a check. Yes, whatever. Well, he's a fourth grader from Castle Rock, Colorado, and he gives some advice. Here's a little bit of the tidbits he gives in his dating advice book. He says to a boy, stop showing off. Go easy on the compliments because it makes you look desperate. Seth, are you listening? Yeah, Seth, these are really good. These are a nine-year-old, but they're actually really good. He says, watch out for the pretty girls. He says, it's easy to spot a pretty girl because they have big earrings, fancy dresses, and wear a lot of jewelry. Amen. He says, pretty girls are like cars that need a lot of oil. So he says, the best choice. I'm suspicious. I'm suspicious. What? I want to know.
if this kid's dad or mom actually wrote it. They actually wrote it, and they wrote it from the point of view of a nine-year-old, and it's real cute. Or did he really write it? Maybe they dictated it to him. He just... technically wrote it down. Yeah, that means he actually wrote so physically. Yeah, so he says the best choice for most boys is a regular girl. He says pretty girls are cold-hearted when it comes to boys. He also advises comb your hair and don't wear sweats. So, good advice. Girls don't like sweats. I guess. I wish I knew that when I was obese and 21. That really would have helped me out a lot, I think, if I'd have known. Yes! Oh, no. Hey guys, it's been a while. How are you? Barbara? Yeah, it's Barbara. Wow, what are you doing? Barbara's back, back again. Barbara's back. Tell a friend. Barbara's back. Got some earrings. Barbara's here. How are you? Why are you doing that? Because I heard about the kid. I heard about the kid. You were listening to us? Yeah, I was listening to the... Well, yeah, I understand what you're saying. I was listening to Jeff and Jared the last four months. Yeah, I don't appreciate that. But they were on vacation.
I can, and I figured I would give you guys a call. Thank you. Yeah, I like it because I've written one myself. You've written a book? Yes, I have. It's written in interpretive dance, and it's called How Babs Got Her Groove Back and Got Her Drive Back, and it's Freaky Good. Okay. It's Freaky Good. That's interesting. A book about interpretive dance? I don't know. How Babs Got Her Groove Back, by the way. It's really good. Just Ask God. Come on. I just want to let everybody know that I'm in a new documentary. You are. Eddie, you like docs. I do. And so I'm in this sucker. What is it? It's called Sippin' on the Funk, How to Train Your Mojo Like You Are a Cobra Kai Dojo. I love it. Quite a mouthful. Not sure what you have to do with it, but it sounds great.
Well, Eddie, it stars myself, Sherman Hensley, and the black kid from the Charlie Brown movies. Okay. That's weird. He's my favorite kid. And what it does is it teaches all you whack play-a-haters how to step up your game. Stop with that. Talk. By the way, have we even talked about Obama? Have I even, have we got, have I called and talked about that? Yeah, remember, you called like a week after the election and thought it was right the day after. Oh, that's right. Oh, boy. Okay. Starting to head south. Well, I was just going to say, thank goodness he's in office now because now we can finally get one of our own in there. What does that mean? It means I am a black woman. Okay. Well, I don't think so. I don't see that. And a black woman like me can never be too careful in this all-white society. Okay. Do you know that if I were in Kenya, I would be hunted for my diamonds? Would you stop it? Seriously.
What are you talking about? Sky, if I could just for a second, I just want to make a comment about my girl Hillary. Oh. Is that cool? Yeah. Because I've got the floor. Getting political. All right. So I just wanted to say that I love her to pieces. She's kind of a mirth. What does that mean? It's a mom I'd like to run from. Get that. She's always yelling at us, and I love you, Hill, but stop yelling. We're right here. You don't have to do that anymore. Amen. Eddie, are you and I cool? I mean, yeah, I guess so. Was there a falling out, Eddie? What happened? I think so. I think he's, I'm just sick of him judging me as the deal. Well, I'm not judging you, Barbara. That's not true. That's not true. My dating book is full proof of what you've done. In fact, I have a money-back guarantee. Eddie, if you haven't dated and broken up with Jennifer Aniston in the first month of this purchase, you get 37 cents back. And that is a true statement. That's not a money-back guarantee. That is a true statement. That is nothing. I don't accept that. Hang on a second. I'm looking at my book right now. Oh, really? It's a real thing, I guess. Oh, look at this. Chapter 12. What's that?
If your ex-husband leaves you for a skinny, young, dirt clod of a secretary, here's what you do. That doesn't sound... That's very personal, yeah. Get as many prescriptions as you can. No, this is not good advice. Advice as we speak. Okay. Barbara, be careful. Stop Barbara! I didn't hear you. I think you only need one of those. Barbara! Hello? We've just lost. Already? What were you calling about? Anyone for a beef bouillon and tanqueray? No, thank you. I'm not serving the pimp cup. I'm serving it in a pimp cup. Did I mention I'm serving it in a pimp cup? You did. You said that already. Do you guys know my daughter's working on a book?
No. It's about how to deal with an alcoholic. I don't know how she learned it. Probably married one or whatever. That's probably a good book to pick up. But if you're married to one that's also opiate obsessed and she's your mom. Yes, you are. Okay, gotta go. I have to go, you guys. Bye, Barbara. Wow, she was on a lot of stuff. Out of control. She's out of control. Oh, man. I want to party with her. Well, you can't hang, Rob. No. Ladies and gentlemen, when we get back, well, first of all, Sky has a list of the highest paid celebrity actresses. The highest paid celebrity actresses. Also, we need to check in with our weekend worry wart. Yes. We got a few of them, and we're going to be checking in with them and seeing how everything went. One dude called us and said,
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Uncle Eddie, I was in Folsom, dude. No, Beto, you were not in Folsom. My first tour, dude. Really? Yeah. What state is Folsom in? Whiskey. Wait. That's what I'm asking. That's why he's so dumb. Ridiculous. So ridiculous. He's in whiskey. What does that even mean? Welcome back. We're getting the Joaquin Phoenix version of this. What happened? I don't know. Hey, odors. What up, dude? Uh. I can find it real quick on YouTube. I had it. But then it fell out of my pocket. It was a butter song. Yeah, it was a butter song. You guys are a bunch of jerks. No, I had it. Especially you. My mom washed it. Oh, no. That's too bad. It's the worst thing. Your mom ever ruined anything in your pockets, Eddie?
Well, no, because I was in charge of laundry when I was like 10 on. You were? Yeah, so I took care of everything. I've washed things. Really? You ever washed your wallet? No, I haven't. Chicks don't have to deal with that. Chicks don't have to deal with that. We have to deal with like accidentally leaving your lipstick in your pocket. And then next thing you know, your clothes are like massively stained. When you do that, you stick lipstick in your jeans? Oh, yeah. If you go out, maybe you don't want to take your purse. Normal girls do. I'm naturally beautiful. That's right. I don't need any aids to enhance. Welcome back. A couple of things. I got some great percentages. We got some good stuff to get to today. And we will. Trust me, we will. But before we do anything, I want to get to our weekend worry warts. I want to check in with our weekend worry warts. Let's see. Do you remember? P1 Brett.
Can you go over and feed it and take care of it? So I went over two nights ago. I'd been out drinking with a buddy of mine, and he was driving home and stuff, and so we stopped by there to go feed the cat. It was really hot in the end when I got into her apartment, and so I opened up the door, fed the cat, and then left. Uh-huh. I got to close the door, the patio door that I had opened. Oh, dude. You're the worst person alive. Have you been back? This kitten's gone. that. So he said that on Saturday he was going to tell them. Brett, are you there? Yep. I'm here. Oh. That sounds like it went well. Yeah. Sounds real happy. What happened? Well, she got in. She flew in Saturday afternoon. So I knew, you know, I kind of gauged when she'd actually make it home. So I just kind of sat over there and waited for her because I didn't want her to come like rushing in to find her kitten, calling the kitten. I just didn't know what to do, you know? Were you drunk again? It's a legitimate question. Maybe if I'd been, like, passed out on the floor or something. There you go. Yeah. No, so she came in and kind of, like, came over and hugged me and was trying to thank me for doing it and type stuff. And I'm trying to stop her from, like, going into this kind of effusive, like, thanks. And she even said something about, like, having a little...
And I'm like, ugh, you might want to stop for a second. Worst. I'll have a present for you, too. So I sat her down and tried to, I sat her down and basically I just felt like I had to be honest. I just had to kind of go the honest route and kind of tell her what happened. And I did. And she started bawling. Oh, no. I would, too. Yeah, little whiskers. Yeah, I just started bawling and kind of started panicking, which was weird because then I started going to, it's not a very big apartment, but still kind of went through the rooms looking for me, kind of calling. I'm like, no, I promise you, I really have checked and, you know, the kitten's not here. So, I mean, I didn't know what else to do. I mean, it was really the only thing I could do.
And, you know, and I told her that we could go looking for, and so we did. You know, we spent about two and a half hours driving around in the neighborhood still looking and then walking. And, I mean, I don't know how many times you can canvas the same neighbor, you know, the same yard looking for a kitten. Hey, don't give up hope, man. Sometimes those cats come back days, weeks after they split. Sometimes they don't. Okay, Eddie, I'm just saying, though, that they do. Sometimes they do. Sometimes, right? It's coyote season. Okay. There's no such gig as coyote season. It's coyote season. Neither do I. I forgot about that. Yeah, I remember that. It is December 8th. That's coyote season. Is she mad at you or is she just upset in general? No, I think that was it. She finally fell in love with him. Oh, it's that time of year. Oh, man, it is. That season. The thing that I keep saying to her and I keep hoping is, you know, the kitten is so cute.
I can't believe that anyone would see this little meowing little kitten out there and not take it in. Yeah. So my hope is that somebody, I mean, has taken the kitten. You know, you couldn't get very far. It's not like, you know, she lives in an apartment complex. And in some countries, there are food. You've got to be careful about that, too. Hopefully you don't live next to near a type of restaurant. Take advantage of certain situations. Did you tell her you were drunk when it happened? Oh. Well, I think you just did, Scott. I don't need to. He didn't have to go through the details. I mean, it was an unfortunate mistake. Why are you bringing that up? I mean, a mistake is a mistake. You feel bad, though, right? I feel awful. I mean, can I tell you how little I've slept in the last few days? Okay. I mean, I... Because you're out drinking? Scott! Well, I'm just saying! Hasn't this guy been punished enough? He hasn't been punished at all! Did you actually lose sleep? Like, were you really tossing and telling, oh, I wish I could sleep right now? I just felt awful. You know what I mean? I think that's what it was. It was the goulash. Oh, man. All things goulash. Right? Brett, thank you for updating us.
You got any other questions for Rhett? I don't like you. Get her another cat. Buy her another one. Get her a dog. I've certainly offered to get her kittens and help her go find one. That's a nice offer. I'll get you another one. Replace it. We're good. He won tail and says, get her a snake. Hey, Brett, thank you for the update. And if you find the cat, will you let us know? Sure. All right, thanks. You're not Kevin. It all works out. We appreciate it. You never know, right? You never know. Maybe when we're all in heaven. No. This is a good one. We have a second. Do we have a second? Yeah. Percentage of women that are fine with their ex dating a friend of theirs. This is honest women. I'm telling you, Eddie, this is a real. Survey. AOLHealth.com. Percentage of women that are fine with their ex-date and their friend. From the look on Ashley's face, I think her answer will surprise you. No. Ashley, what percent? I will say zero. Oh, really? Not one woman would answer. I would hope not. All right. Eddie? Well, I think most women are fibbers.
I wouldn't say that's quite a statement. I'm just saying. I said most. Maybe you two don't fall in that category. Yeah, you guys. And based on that, I think the number is in the mid-range. I'm going to say 30%. Sky. Accounting for liars. Yes, there we go. Thank you. I'm not saying that most women are liars like you said. I'm saying accounting for liars. Don't wink at her. Because the actual number should be what Ashley's saying, 0%. But I do believe some people lie in these things. I'm saying 10%. 10%. That's good. That's a big deal. Shawnee Obeg. I think it's a little bit more than, I think 10% is a little bit low. I'll say like 29%. 15. Zethi and Oates. 16. Oh, that was a call for it. Unnecessary. Eddie would have been right. Oh, Eddie! This isn't...
How does this happen every time? Except that Sean said 29%, which was closer to the actual number. I'm going to stop, Sean. But 24%. Oh, man. Well, I guess the congratulations is due to Sean, though. That's right. Yeah, congrats, Sean. That was really good. I'm trying to eat anything. Putting your brain power together there. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. 24% of women say that they're fine with their ex family. Dating a friend. Liars. Well, the interesting part of the statistic is we find out one in four women are liars. Yeah, that's true. 100% of the time. But this also tells us, though, that 76% of women do say, yeah, I'm not fine with that. And, you know, I just don't know how you, how do you be, you know, you can't help but go, God, come on now. Right? I mean, there's a lot of other. Fish is swimming in that sea. I mean, throw your line back in there. What about this one? Percentage of women that keep presence from a past relationship. Sean. I'm actually going to say it's pretty high. I'm going to say like 75%. Eddie. I think it's high as well. I actually think it's very high. I'm going to say like, I don't know, 76%.
Wow, good guess. Good guess, man. All right. Sky. Wow. I think it's pretty high, too. Are these re-gifs or actually re-gifs? Or just gifts? Mike, what are we... Are they from the gift closet? And this is where gifts come from. Gifts of currency? I love that. I'll never give those back. Never, never, never. What about the gift that keeps on giving? Money. He just pointed while laughing. Now he's pointing again. And he's doing a lasso point. And pull. We get it. Sky, percentage of women that keep presents. From a past relationship. 85%. Oh, wow. That's high. Ashley. Yeah, that was a good guess. I'm going to say high. I don't know why you would get rid of it, anything like that. Self-respect. What? What about just respect, you know? How do you lose or gain respect? I don't even get that. I'll say 90%. Wow. I think it's high. Rob.
Well, we all know women can kind of be materialistic. You never do that again. 91%. 91%. Seth. Seth, get him. Well. The survey has shown us that women lie. So I'm going to go low. I'm going to say 50. All right. One of you guessed it exactly. You're welcome. You are welcome. And that person was Sean. Sean guessed it exactly. You've got to be kidding me. 75%. Well, at least I was only 1% off. That's right. Ladies. Guys don't like it when you do that. How would they even know? If you tell them. I mean, I'm guessing. Well, yeah. I mean, if we know. If we know. I don't know how you would even know. But if we know. Well, if you tell us. If you tell us. But if we don't know, it's what we don't know is fine. Like my sweatshirt that says I love Brad on it. Don't wear that. You should probably not wear that anymore. Probably shouldn't do that. Weird. But if you have jewelry, let us think, you know, you got it.
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The subject line on this email is, it was Jewel singing Silent Night, wasn't it? That is the subject of the email. It says, I actually had to re-park my car at the grocery store when that song came on because I was so welled up with tears. Don't feel bad, Eddie. B-Rob has no soul if that version doesn't stir emotion. Yes. That signed Sarah. Oh, wait. Now I don't feel it. It doesn't matter, Eddie. The bottom line is that that's a good song. It is. Eddie was in his car and heard... We don't have to bring it up again.
Well, for those listeners that don't know what we're talking about, Eddie got teared up listening to a song called Silent Night being played on Kixi. That's right. That's all things sound like me, right? It was Jewel. It was Jewel singing the song. Gorgeous. That part right there, harpsichord. downloading that today. That's money. I'm not kidding. Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen. It's the Mikey Show. It is 8.42. An innocent bystander was shot in the leg after two guys got into a fight on Saturday night at Kane's Bar and Grill. The local bowls are all set as well. The Poinsettia Bowl will feature unbeaten Boise State taking on TCU on December 23rd. And then the Holiday Bowl will be Oklahoma State versus Oregon on December 30th. This is a fun
This is going to be good because, Sean, we're talking about a victory and not just a victory, a pretty good one. A lot better conversation, right? A double win for Sean. Not only did the Chargers win, but Manny Pacquiao won and Sean was in his corner, right, Sean? Yeah, man. I spent some time with him last night after the fight, too, man. He barely looked like he got hit. Really? Well, he didn't. Yeah, so... What is a Manny Pacquiao after party like? Well, he's, you know, it's crazy because he's really, really close to all his family. So every way he goes, he has like 30 or 40 people and all, you know, all family with him. That's cool. Was he singing Filipino love songs to you, Sean? Hey, Sean, check it out. I know you got caught in the moment with Silent Night playing, but... Hey, Sean Merriman's on the phone. Sean, check it out. We have audio of Manny Pacquiao.
I mean, just gorgeously. Sean, do you have it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, check it out. It is Manny Pacquiao. The best fighter in the world. Yes. You know, Sean Merriman, they say that Manny Pacquiao, pound for pound, the best Filipino karaoke artist in the history of the sport of Filipino karaoke. That was really him. It was from that TV show that they do on HBO. Where they get you all fired up. You ever seen him do it live? The 24-7 piece, you mean? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. He does it every day. That's awesome. Every night he'd see karaoke. The guy's into it. That's cool. The guy's into it. So, Sean, let's talk about the game. The Chargers looked magnificent. What changed? Well, I think that we all realize what we got to do now. We went out.
And so when those things on the line, I think you play a little different. Your mentality changes, you know, because in the past we had to win out before, so they're doing it again now. I wonder if that, you know, like when a kid is so talented, like with his brains, and he has to almost challenge himself in order to be able to find it interesting. I wonder if that's the deal, because when you look at the team, they're real talented. We are talented, and on paper we've been saying that for years. But I think right now you look at us as a situation as you trap a small animal in a corner and force him to get out. I mean, that animal becomes crazy. That animal fights back no matter what animal it is. So I think that's what we're facing right now. We're forced to face to win these last few games just in order for us to have a chance to get a playoff. Was the locker room guys kind of, you know, banging each other's shoulders and saying, that's the way we got to play? You know, was there some excitement and fire? Yeah, I think everybody was excited, but more excited to get to the next game because we're expected to win games like that, and we should. Who's next? Kansas City. Kansas City's next? Yeah. Are we there or are they here? We got to go there. We're in Kansas City. That's always tough. I mean, they're not playing that great, but that's always tough. Kansas City's always a tough place for the Chargers to play. Why is that, Sean? I mean, they do. They have one of the hardest stadiums to play in in their field.
For guys for ourselves who are fast, speed rushers, the field is very sloppy out there. I remember you said that that was one of your best hits. Was it at Kansas City or was it here? It was at San Diego. The year that we lost those guys down there, it was the worst field I've ever played on since I've been in the league. Wow. The mud would suction your cleats off. It would just pour your cleats down. Really? Yeah. that exactly what could happen does happen. I hope that the Chargers win out and that Denver continues to lose and we could win the division. Eddie? Did you have a chance, Sean, to talk to your linebacker mates and Sean Phillips and Stephen Cooper who had huge games on Thursday? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I talked to them all. So what do you think the difference was in their play? You know, like I said, I think that we're just really starting to come together.
Unfortunately, every year we have these slow starts, these spurts, where we just don't play well. We don't look like a team that we are. And then we got games that we just look like we can get a ring. So whenever you're facing things like that, it's really hard to say. I think they just all had a mindset to go out there and get this W and then move to the next game. Talking to Sean Merriman. Hey, Sean, what do you tell people when they say, what do you want for Christmas? I think we talked about just things that, that I can use. You know, things I can use. There's pretty much nothing I can go out and really get for myself, but just things I can use every day. Yeah. Sean, what about this? Have you heard they were, during the game, during the Charger game, they were interviewing Schottenheimer and he says, you know, he wouldn't go back to coaching. He's done. But there's a rumor out there right now that he might come back and coach the Browns. What are you thinking?
It wouldn't be far-fetched. I think he was out there before as a GM or as a coach. For him to go back out there, I know he has time. He used to be the coach there. That would be interesting for him to go back there. Sky? Hey, Sean. You were in Vegas for the fight this weekend. What do you play when you're in Vegas? Do you play poker or craps? What's your game? Blackjack sometimes. I go there and play a little blackjack. You any good? Somewhat. Somewhat. You know, I know how to get up. That's important. That's right. Do you get mad at the other people at the table if they're not playing right? Should. Oh, yeah. I just give them a look, man. I just give them a look like their quarterback and hopefully they change that. Fantastic. Yeah, you don't want Merriman giving you a look at the table. How do you think straight? You're sitting there. Sean Merriman comes and sits next to you. Gives you the evil eye. Yeah. Eddie. Yeah, Sean, you know, yesterday they announced the BCS matchups and how confusing it is. What is your take on the BCS and what they need to do in college football? Well, you know, instead of teams going out and having to score 75 or 80 points or whatever it is, I guess how their points get low, it really needs to be a playoff. It needs to be a playoff because at one time it was three or four undefeated teams. Obama said it.
That's right. Obama said he's going to make it a playoff system. Well, he would like to, but I don't think, you know. No, he's going to do it. If you're looking at what time he had three or four undefeated teams, and, you know, fortunately it didn't finish up like that, but it could have. But now we've got a bunch of one-loss teams that, you know, who knows who the best one-loss team is. Yeah, I mean, that's hard to say because you talk about one game out of the whole year that you lose, and it can completely knock you out of the race, period. Well, up next, we're going to Kansas City, and hopefully it's a win. I don't know who Denver plays next, but we've got to follow that. And then the last game is against Denver. That, hopefully, it would be great if it kind of dramatically played out to where that game really meant a lot. I hope it does, actually. I mean, it would be, you know, as a fan, it would be cool. I think that's a big possibility, and things play out certain ways and certain reasons, and that can just be one of them.
Denver plays Carolina at Carolina. That's a tough game for them. Yeah, it is. Yeah, it is. All right. Hey, listen, Sean, we appreciate you coming on. We'll check back in with you next week, hopefully after a Charger victory. Yeah, it'll be a lot better conversation then, too. Absolutely. Absolutely. All right, Sean, thanks a lot. All right, thanks, man. We'll see you. It's the Bud Light Sean Merriman Report, exclusively every Monday on The Mikey Show. On Rock 105.3. Hey, Mikey. The Mikey Show is on. I just want to say I love this show. I listen to you guys every single day. There's a special time of year at the Disneyland Resort. When families watch toy soldiers march down Main Street. When high in the sky, festive fireworks illuminate every holiday wish. When snow swirls magically overhead as a wondrous castle comes aglow in shimmering ice. And a small, small world... Suddenly seems so bright. Holiday magic unfolds all around you at the Disneyland Resort. From November 21st through January 4th, you can experience the wonder of the holidays throughout the parks. Families come together for traditions both old and new. Plus, all of your favorites come wrapped in holiday splendor. Unwrap all the joys of the season and a year of fun with an annual passport. Just go to Disneyland.com slash holidays.
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For a limited time in participating restaurants. The Mikey Show continues with Mikey. I am a recovering alcoholic who did go to rehab. Eddie. I may, at times, suffer from delusions of gratitude. Sky. Just because I like to be sensitive of other people's feelings. But it doesn't do any good. Sean. I only like to read technical magic. I don't like three books. I'm kind of the transient of the bunch. And Ashley. I just like to share food and I like to take little bites of people's food. It's my thing. On Rock 105.3. It's a Mikey show. It is 9 a.m. Joe Satriani has filed a copyright infringement lawsuit against Coldplay over their song Viva La Vida. Well, it's only taken 33 years, but the Arizona Cardinals won their first division title. Since 1975, beating the Rams 34-10. Oh, wow. That's crazy. You guys want to hear that thing, the Coldplay-Joe Satriani deal? Oh, yeah. Did this a little earlier, but if you're just tuning in, you decide. You tell us what you think. You decide. You. Let's see. Okay. First, let me tell you the story. Coldplay is being sued.
by Joe Satriani. Satriani says they stole one of his songs. So you be the judge. This is Coldplay's Viva La Vida, cut 11. Joe Satriani, cut 12. It's like they changed that one last note right at the end of that little riff. And it's like... But besides that. Besides that, it's the exact same. You know, it figures that the only Coldplay song that doesn't sound like every other one is stolen. Yes, no kidding. Great point. Great point, Zeb. Here's the two songs mixed together. Cut 13. It's together. It's very, you can really notice. Rip off. Yeah. It's better. You think it's better? Yeah. Get them, Satriani. No, just them together. Satriani has a very good chance of winning. I hope so. All right. There's a new movie out.
And the movie is called Frost Nixon. Oh, I can't wait to see this. I haven't even seen previous, dude. What? I got to tell you, the older I get, the more and more I become into history stuff. Yeah. And Valkyrie was really cool. And this Frost Nixon looks great. Now. Ron Howard directed it. Really? I think so. Did he? He's good. Let's see who does the best Nixon. I want you guys to decide. I'm not going to tell you who's who. First, we'll play the real Nixon. You ready? 53. Had we not had secrecy? Had we not had secret negotiations with the North Vietnamese? Had we not had secret negotiations prior to the Soviet summit? Had we not had secret negotiations over a period of time with the Chinese leaders? Okay, so there's one. Okay, that's the real Nixon. Now I'm going to play you two different movie versions of Nixon. Cut. La la la. Cut 50. I believe Governor Brown has a heart, even though he believes I do not. I believe he's a good American, even though he feels I am not. I'm proud of the fact that I defended my opponent's patriotism. You gentlemen didn't report it, but I'm proud that I did that. Nixon from Manchester? Seriously, right?
Cut 46. Oh, wait, wait, wait. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Wrong one. Wrong one. Cut 47. Look, when you're in office, you've got to do a lot of things sometimes that are not always, in the strictest sense of the law, legal. But you do them because they're in the greater interest of the nation. Wait, just so I understand correctly. Are you saying that in certain situations, the president can decide whether it's in the best interest of the nation, and then... Do something illegal. I'm saying that when the president does it, that means it's not illegal. Is that the cartoon version? Yeah, the Muppet version. Can we vote neither? Dude. I vote neither. So the first bad impression was Sir Anthony Hopkins. Really? Yes. Yes, the same guy that played Hannibal Lecter. And the second one is from the new movie Frost Nixon. That was Frank Langella. Oh, man. He once played Dracula. So we're doing it a bit. Yeah, that's his version doing Nixon. And they're both pretty bad. It sounds terrible, but maybe you have to see them. Yeah, that will make it sound better. And dude, that's Langella after he spent some time with it. Cut 46. I sat for hours and hours.
It's the same voice. Sounds like Dracula, bro. And I looked very hard at his eyes. Seriously, whoa. I watched for the flicker. I watched for the moment of doubt. I watched when he was going for the kill. I watched him. Yes, I did. Best Dracula ever, Gary Oldman. Wow. He really, really gave Leslie Nielsen a run for his money. So anyway, that's a new movie. When's that coming out, Skye? Well, it came out this past Friday in limited release. So I don't know if it was being shown here in San Diego or not. What was the number one movie? Four Christmases for the second weekend in a row with Reese Witherspoon and Vince Vaughn. As far as the movie says... Okay, that's weird. Trying to say you're not a fan.
So as far as the movies that were actually released on Friday and how they did in their first weekend in the box office, Punisher Warzone. Alright, fine, we get it. Punisher Warzone came in number eight making four million. What's up with that? I'm actually shocked that that didn't go straight to video. The original guy that was in it didn't come back for it. I don't understand. It just looks terrible. Hey, by the way, you know, Don LaFontaine, is that his name? Or Don LaFontaine? The guy that did the voices. Yeah, LaFontaine. The voiceover guy. The voiceover guy? He passed away. Yeah. I think they got a new guy that kind of sounds like him. Really? Cut. 45. Raise your army. This is just the beginning. Dude. Really? You can sell, Sean. I'm telling you. Have you seen Transporter 3 yet, Sean? Transporter 3, yeah. Of course. You had to talk about it. Of course. Transporter 3. Sean sees the worst movies ever. That's true. Ever. That's true. You guys, you only have one style of movie that you like. How dare you? Yes, good guys.
We like that style. We like movies that are good. So what was also shocking from the box office this weekend is the Cadillac Records, you know, Beyonce's new movie, Adrian Brody. That's surprising? It was surprising that it came in number nine and only made three and a half million dollars on its opening weekend. I thought you were going to say number one. It was limited release, that's why. Oh. Oh, it was listed as wide release. Because didn't that look like one of those Oscar... Movies. Yeah, like Showgirls or whatever it was. Maybe that's why. Yeah, the concept. Yeah, Yahoo had listed it in their wide releases, but it's now, yeah, it says here in the USA Today that it was a limited release. Because the concept, right? Yeah, what is it? It's, oh man, I don't know exactly. It's like Edit James. I went to you. That's why I... Yeah, yeah, yeah, Mike. I was just saying... Exactly. Hold on. No, Mike, the concept is black people. It's amazing. And singing like... What do you like? I believe it was Adrian Brody's character starts like a Motown studio and starts all the same Motown stars. Yeah, yeah. It's a sequel to Ray. To Ray?
But that movie was all about Ray Charles' life. Yeah, that, yeah, yeah. What does Ed and James have to do with that? Yeah, dude, the concept is simple. It's, you know, black people sing. Yeah. And, you know. I think they lived in the same house. Yeah, and then they live in the same house together. That's right, right. And then a white guy comes in and says, yeah, yeah, yeah, let's make some more records. Yeah, yeah. And they'll make them. We'll do it, yeah. A lot of smoking and all. In this tale of sex, violence, race, and rock and roll, off the cuff, in 1950s Chicago, Cadillac Records follows the exciting but turbulent lives of some of America's musical legends. I always do. We basically just said that in normal. Including Muddy Waters, Leonard Chess, or if you're Sky, Leonard Chess. You're coming after me. Etta James and Chuck Berry. You're the worst. Written by 20 pictures. You got Rob. You got Rob. You've been Rob. Wait a minute. Listen, this is pretty good though. The Beyonce singing the Etta James? Yeah, dude. Dude, she sounds good. Cut 40. Wait, Sean. Wait, wait, wait. I got it.
Wait, I got it. No, that's not it. That's not it. I know, it's mislabeled. I said it was mislabeled. It's this one. You're right. That's good. It's Beyonce, right? That's not Beyonce? No. Cut 40. Oh, man, that makes me think of my dad and old Chevys. All polished up, all low-rided out. Don't tear up or Rob will laugh at you. You're such a jerk. How dare you? Just keep eating your hot pocket, all right, mister? Yeah, the reviews said, once again, Beyonce sings better than she acts. How many times? Did they see her in that Austin Powers movie? She was so good. Did they see her in the DirecTV commercial?
Thank you. Oh, wow. Man, they do not get it. Oh, wow. Uh, let's see. Thank you. Number one song downloaded on iTunes. Oh, God. Turn it up. Hey, Rihanna? Oh, I don't even know. Okay, commercial. I make it hot. This is the Mikey Show. So you're the guy who pooped in my tuba. 105.3. Once upon a time, you got married with the very best intent. but sometimes things simply don't work out the way you intended. If you're a man facing divorce, be careful. There could be rough times ahead, and some men don't always think clearly. They often tend to compromise or rush to settle things without the advice of their own attorney. Selecting the right attorney for divorce or custody issues is one of the most important decisions a man can make. This is Bill Goldberg of the law firm Goldberg & Jones.
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My job. What? I just walked in the room. What is happening? Can you say that again? If your check engine light is on, go to Amco. Sky just said, what's happening? And you don't hear that very often. I said, what is happening? Stop reading from the cue card. Just do it. If your check engine light is on, Sky, listen. Go to Amco. Quimby. And they'll tell you why it's on for free. If any additional diagnosis is required, you mention you're a P1, you'll get 10% off on all repairs. That's fantastic. It's AMCO. They're AA. MCO. Why would you take it anywhere else? It's AT&T and the funky outer space space is Bootsy Collins with... Device advice, baby. Hey, Bootsy. Oh, hello. I want to treat myself to a music phone this holiday. Oh, how about the Sony Ericsson W760A? It'll pump the funk deep into your inner auditory groove. Come out.
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Heading up over the 52 to Governor Drive in the Golden Triangle when you're pretty much back at the speed. As our freeways are doing well, the border waits, though. It's a good two hours still at San Ysidro. I'm Rick Lawrence on Rockwood053. You want to do some Christmas songs? I'm trying to get into the Christmas spirit, if you don't mind. You ready for this? I'm warming up my pipes. Yeah, get them ready. Yeah. And a one and a two and a one, two, three and frosty. The snowman was a filthy hippie jerk. Smoking his pipe and smacking his dope and I hope Santa gives him cold. Back to the Mikey Show on The Rock. Mikey Show. It is 9-19.
All the numbers have been crunched from Friday's sentencing. O.J. Simpson will spend nine years in prison before he's eligible for parole. Denver all but secures the AFC West by beating Kansas City at home 24-17 yesterday. We have the names of the winners. We got the names of the winners for the UFC Vegas trip. We're going to be taken on Friday. We're going to be staying at the Palms. I don't know. Is that the Palms elf? It was the Palms elf ran into the room. That's creepy. Little guy runs around and giggles. He's crazy. I don't think so. Ladies and gentlemen, congratulations to Pam Summers. Oh, from The Office? Yes. That's right. Cool. And Christy Sorensen. Yes, girl power! Oh, didn't she play Buffy the Vampire Slayer in the movie? Come on, women!
She sure did. Skye said that there was some controversy at the drawing that she did on Friday. I don't want to talk about it. I got angry. Uh-oh. I got angry. Uh-oh. Well, when she told me about it, I said, that don't make any sense. I got angry. They had to have 20 people. And you got to be present to win? Only 15 showed up. Yeah, they call all 20 people who had entered to win, and only 15 were able to make it down to actually be present for the drawing. But you've got to remember, man, these are like big time P1s. Oh, yeah. When I showed up to the drawing, I recognized all 15 faces. Wow. Dude. Dude, so those are big time hardcore P1s. Oh, yeah. And then at the last minute, they're like, well, we got to have 20. So if people walk in right now, we'll let them put their name in there. And that one of those people won. No. And, you know, Gina from sales was like, so, you know. You going to be able to go to this thing and everything on Friday? And the person's like, what is it? Oh, no. Don't say that. Don't say that. I think I can make it. And all the other P1s were standing around like, oh, so angry. Now, in all seriousness, the person that said, when is it? I can't fault them. No, they didn't do anything. It's not their fault. They just walked in and they put their name in and they won something. So it's not really their fault.
I mean, I feel so terrible for those P1s that were like, not only, you know, went down there and filled it out, but made sure that they were there. Yeah. You know, and took the time out of there. That's a lot of steps. And then to have somebody just come off the street and win, it sucks. That would have bummed me out. Oh, yeah. I was angry. Oh, well. But we are taking a big trip nonetheless. And we'd love you to. You can still go. Yeah. You know? Ain't no reason why you can't go join us. Dude, not only that, but they got some pretty good prices. If you want to go, the prices that they're offering are unbelievable. And then the fact that it's the Palms makes it even bigger deals. Here's what the Palms is doing. If you stay there Thursday night, 79 bucks. That's good. And Friday and Saturday nights are going for 129 bucks. Yeah. For the Palms, man. And so, yeah, broadcasting from the Palms Friday morning. Love to have you come out there and hang out with us while we do this. It's going to be good. It's going to be fun. Do some blackjack. Are you any good, Ash? At blackjack? Yeah. Decent. Is that your game? Yeah. You better play with Eddie. I'm planning on it. We already talked about it. We already talked about it. Me and him, we're hitting the slots. No, I don't play slots. Hitting the slots, Eddie? We're hitting it all. Sounds like me, huh? Right when we get there. Yep.
Yes, Eddie with his little bucket. Yep, that's me. My fanny pack of coins. Yes, there is nothing better than a fanny pack of coins. We'll have matching ones. You got the player's card clipped to your belt. Of course. You don't want to leave it. No, you don't. That's right. You sure don't. Oh, man. Skye, will you be that old lady that's sitting there doing the slots with the little coins? Will be? Are you kidding me? Have you not been to Harris with me, bro? What are you talking about? That is fantastic. What are you talking about? Nothing more than a penny. Oh, I hit four nickel. That's right. I've put aside ten cents. One. Oh, my heart's palpitating. Oh, no. Oh, honey, jackpot, four dollars. I like how I burn hundreds to stay warm, but when I play the slot, I play a penny. Exactly. You're getting yourself now. What? Figure it out. That is so awesome. Oh, man. Dude, so Ashley and her brother went to a restaurant, went to a pizza restaurant, and then they went to a Mexican restaurant. Same thing happens to them both times we can all relate to. In one case, it was a server, and in the other case, it was a host, but they forgot about them. That's the worst. That's bad.
Oh, it's the worst. Back-to-back times, too. I'm like, are you kidding? It's something we can all relate to, though. We have all been in that situation where you're looking around. Or how about when you really want to go? Maybe you don't want to do your business at a restaurant, so you want to go home. That happens to me a lot. I like to do my business at home. And so I just can't wait to leave, and they forget about you. You can be like my brother and take all your food into the restroom with you. He does that. Are you serious? What are you saying? Kind of because of me. What do you mean he takes it in? The plate? Yeah. He'll take the plate? No, he will not. That is so disgusting. And he'll sit down and put the plate on his lap? Yeah. That's filthy. That is disgusting. Of all the filthy things I've heard. And I've heard some filthy, filthy, like, video stuff on the internet. I can't get it, man. And I've never. I mean, that is gross. Well, it's because when he was younger, well, when I was younger. Can you imagine sitting in a booth and you hear... Don't say it, dude. Knife on a plate. Is there any Tabasco in that stall? No, I dropped my fork and I'm out of TP. Could you hand me some? Hey, I dropped my fork. Can you just... Can you reach that? Yeah, with your foot, can you just kick my fork back?
Oh, dude. That is. Now, is he afraid somebody's going to steal it? Why does he take his plate to the can? Because growing up, like. You never knew who would steal your sandwich. We all would just mess with each other's food. Oh, that's messed up. If I get a soda or a beer or something and it was dark enough, you know, they would put Tabasco in it. And it didn't even matter if it was a fresh refill. They'd hit it with Tabasco, mix it in. So you started taking it to the bathroom. He had corn and I moved the top layer of corn over, you know, it was off the cob. And I salted this thing so hard. And he was gone in the bathroom for like a minute or so. So I had perfect timing and then I covered it back up. And when he took that bite and like chewed, and the second, yeah, you could tell he started to swallow some of it. He was about to vomit. I would hate your guts, but that's funny to hear. You did that to me. No, Eddie, I would never do such a thing. I would never do such a thing. It was my sister. I would never. I would never. We had a pizza, and I went in the other room, and they lifted up the cheese part of it and covered it with the chili flakes. Oh, my gosh. But it was so sweet.
stupid, because I came back and, like, the cheese is, like, halfway upon the pizza. And I'm like, really, guys? That's how you're going to fool me? I mean, really? Oh, really? Hey, Sky, we never got to the highest paid actresses. Oh, okay. Oh, I'm sure I have some guesses. I got the top five highest paid actresses in Hollywood. Jewel, for her. You're such a jerk. You're such a jerk. That was such an obvious shot at Eddie. He heard this Joel song and it made him emotional. I actually thank you, Rob, because you got him to play it again. That's right. Like an angel, right? Did I tell you guys her tooth does a great jingle bells? Yes. You actually did. It's still funny. You actually did. Guys. I just pictured an animated tooth doing jingle bells. Angelina Jolie. One time. Cameron Diaz. Cameron Diaz. Cameron Diaz is number four. Kirsten Dunn. Julia Roberts. Stop it. Turn her mic off. Shania Twain. Did you turn her mic off? No. I just froze up. Erin Gray. Erin Moran.
Linda Lavin. The mom from Elf. You're missing number three and number five. Oh, my God. I just watched it all this weekend. Oh, mama. Wow. Pete Hudson. Pam Dauber. Oh, mama. Pam Dauber. Check it. Pam from The Office. Meryl Streep. Yeah, Jenna Fisher. Ann B. Davis. Oh, nice. Keira Knightley. Johnny B. Good. What about Eve Plum? Susan Olsen. Kirsten Dunst, but please tell me now. Well, she's just waiting for us to finish, and that's that look. That look is very defeating for me. Oh, Talma Hopkins. Yeah, what about Talma Hopkins? I don't know who that is. Valerie Bertinelli. Mackenzie Phillips. No, this is the 2008 list. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, that chick from media. Number three is number five. Patricia Arquette. Oh, yeah. Patricia Arquette. Arquette. Rossi O'Donnell. Rhea Perlman. Reese Witherspoon is number three. Roseanne. You're just missing number five. Oh, Roseanne Rosanna Dana. I don't know what that is. Laurie Metcalf. Yes. Of course. Wow. Laurie Metcalf, number five. Jessica Alba. Number five. Who is it? Jessie Simpson. What, number five? Yeah. The one you guys are missing? Yeah. She is a TV star as well as... Jennifer Aniston. She's recent. This is Linda Lavin. Recently just got into the movies. Selma Hayek. Oh, yeah. No. Selma Blair. Oh, Dakota Fanning.
Hanya Montana. Not really a fan of her personality. Hanya. Is it Hanya Montana? Hanya Montana? Is it Hanya Montana? Tony Montana. On one of your favorites. Candace Cameron. Candace Cameron. Really? Is he from Great Academy? Kanji Beligi. Katherine Heigl. Heigl? Oh. Katherine Heigl is number one. Lola Falangi. There is your list. Lola Falangi? Yeah. Ashley got every single one of them. Leather Tuscadero. Pinky Tuscadero. Oh. That was leather. That was leather. That's really weird. Pinky was just all... Or the scarf. Yeah, and then remember she got hurt by the Malachi Brothers. Yeah. Malachi Crunch. In the Demolition Dirty. It was a very scary moment. Was that it to be continued? I think so. I think it was a two-parter. I think so. Let me tell you something. Saturday, happy days to be continued were good. Except for, obviously, the shark. Except for the shark. They jumped the shark. Literally. I don't believe this. 67% of Americans plan to cut back on holiday spending. Yeah, right. It's not true. Go to Fashion Valley and tell me that's the truth. Get out of here, you. Well, they're probably still buying stuff. They're just not buying as much. Oh, you're so brilliant. Get out of here. The Boo and I decided not to get each other gifts this year. Why? To conserve money. You know.
Money, money, money. Where are you getting other people's stuff? The people we have to, yeah. So there will be no... We don't have to. Ah, the holidays. We don't have to. We had a great plan. We had a great plan to do the Secret Santa with everyone in our lives. So you go from having to give 30 gifts to giving 3 gifts. Having to. By the way. So it worked out here on the show. Secret Santa. My family. Secret Santa. His family. Giving blech. Here you go. Saltine. His family agreed to do Secret Santa. But then thought about it. About a month. And took it back. There's going to be no gifts at your house at all? Like nothing? Are you going to have a tree? Yeah, we put up our holiday tree and decorated it. I want to hear that parody. We should do that. But no gifts will be under it. Well, gifts for other people, but no gifts for each other this year. Not even a card. I can't even look at you right now. What? Not even a poem or something. Well, maybe a poem. Besides Rob's brother eating in the stall, that's the filthiest thing ever. Oh, come on. It's your husband. You got to do something for each other. Please.
I mean, he takes so much from you. Come on. It's a gift just being able to be with one another. You know, this kind of got... I kind of got irritated at my brother, Mark. Because, you know, we wrote about, hey, are we going to draw names? Because we do that in our family. Bullets, Mike. Bullets. That's what my brother told me. Like... I'm sorry. I didn't mean to. You stopped him cold. My brother resorted to placing an order. We understand. Placing an order. Bullets, Mike. But he wrote back and said, yeah, due to the tough times, he can't participate and will participate next year. And I was so... Dude, here's the deal. Democrats are such martyrs. What did you say?
Most of them aren't really affected by the economy, but yet, oh, we're not getting each other gifts this year because we're being affected by the economy. Get out of here with that. No, you're not. You're just trying to pretend. Are you? It doesn't have to be. I'm affected by the economy. Yes, I am. No, you're not. We lost all the equity in our home. We have no equity in our home. But it's not liquid cash. That's money that's in the bank. That's how you get Christmas gifts from equity? Honey, time to tap into the equity again. Oh, here's your candy cane. Yes. Well, no, that's a security blanket. We take a loan out on the house to get presents. I'm just saying. Every year. That's a security blanket. So if I do have to, like, go over budget, I feel comfortable. But.
The problem is, is that I miscalculated our property tax this year, and we had to come up with a couple thousand dollars that we didn't have. How much can I take? Like, when we're in Vegas, we're not spending any money. We can't go out to dinner with you guys. Cut your hair. We'll give you money. No. Oh, that's what we'll do. Do it with me. No, I'm not cutting. Shake your head. I would never. How much are we talking? No way. So we are not exchanging. We'll put a dollar sign in your head. Dude, my mom for Christmas this year is not giving presents either. She announced this? Yeah, she called me up. See, they're taking advantage of it. That's what's going on. She didn't say it was the economy. She said that she thinks that this is a year that we need to work on our family. And so for Christmas this year, therapy. She's not giving us gifts. Are you kidding me? No, no, no. I'm not. I'm going home this Christmas and I'm not getting gifts from my mom. We're going to go to therapy. That's my holiday. This is what you can ask mom. Mom, are we going to clear it all up in one session? Are we going to clear it up in one session? We're going to go to a therapy session and we're going to fix it all? Me, my sister, my mom, my dad. Merry freaking Christmas.
No, no. What? That is absurd. Oh, I bet that sounds like fun. You know, Rob and Zep, the two poorest people I know, are getting Christmas gifts. I've been saving. But these other people over here. Oh, the economy. I vote for Obama. I can't buy Christmas presents. I'm getting gifts for people. I'm getting gifts for people. The hubby and I just decided not to get gifts for each other. No one's saying victim. I'm sorry we're all not as rich as you. Okay, okay. We're so filthy rich. Next year, if the equity is better, we will, we will. See if it improves. You guys are something else. You're jokers. You sound so funny. You should have big red floppy shoes on right now. I'm sorry for my audience. Me too. I mean. Podcasts of the Mikey Show at rock1053.com.
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Welcome back to Mikey's show. It's 943. The holiday comedy for Christmases was the number one movie this weekend for the second week in a row. Pittsburgh came back to beat Dallas 20 to 13 after picking off Tony Romo in the last minute to score the game winning touchdown. I got a new axe spray and I don't like it. Sour. Sour. Mike came in this morning. He's like, I don't like the way I smell. Oh, wow. Which one? Interesting. I don't like it. What's it called? Do you remember? Which one is it? Amber. Oh, dude. I think Dina got me that. She did? Yeah. It smells sour. Does it make you smell sour? Great. The smell, it does. I'm going to have to throw it away. Okay. That's enough. Ew. Ew. No, no, no. Okay. Mikey, can you please save the clip of Skye saying, I burn hundreds to stay warm? Can we believe? Oh, yes. Oh, it's so hot. Yes. Ash. I don't know where that is. Oh, well, I'll tell you. Last break. We lost it already. Nope, we got it. I'm sorry. It's been lost. Nope, send me the whole thing. I'll pull it out. Mikey, if it's true that you guys are going to a casino this Friday, you better have Sky give security a heads up that she's going to be reading at the bar. We wouldn't want another in quotations.
incident. Good point. Hey, easy being a hoe now. Give me a break, everyone. One time, Skye. I mean, one time you're reading a book. Happens one time and... Times are tough, Mike. Okay. It was just to give you a gift. Kill hooker. I'm not. I just like to read. Merry Christmas. I'm sorry I like to read. Sorry. All right. Sorry, I like to read. I'm sorry, I like to read. You're a real hooker. That is actually what she said to security. That's a direct quote. I finished a book this weekend. I have a new one picked out for our trip. I'm very excited. You have a new what? I just finished one this weekend. You did. So I have a new one for, yeah. Sky. Again her age?
She is 31. It's the new Stephen King, so I'm a little scared. Duma, Duma, Duma Key. Yeah, I was scared that I'm going to get scared. We're going to Vegas, and she's excited about the new book she's going to bring. Yes. I got it all picked out. Finished my John Grisham this weekend. You've got a dirty, poorish mouth. Taking some new, got some new yarn, and I'm going to be knit one pearl to you, knit one pearl to you. To make a new calfson. So don't sneak up on me. I'm going to be reading Stephen King. Let's see. 50 Cent says he's not immune to the economy either. Sky and Fitty are both. Why? Did he say he's not getting Christmas gifts for anyone? I don't think so. He's not buying his butler a Christmas gift? It's getting hot in here. So hot. So take off all your clothes. Well, so we know that 50 Cent made a lot of music, a lot of money with his music, but he also got in on the ground floor in vitamin water. Laid back with my mind on my mind. Money on my mind. I thought he owned it. Vitamin water? Yeah. He done? Yeah, he was one of the original. Yeah, he's in there. So he owns like a lot of stock as well as, you know, does stuff for them. Sipping on gin and juice. Yeah, and vitamin water. Yes, all three. So his quote regarding the economy is,
Well, yeah, I lost a couple million dollars already. You see what I'm saying? I sit with my investors and business managers and accountants looking at the numbers, and I'm like, yo, the value of stock in different areas that I invest are decreasing. Now, this is Steve Jobs talking? Yes, this is a direct quote from Steve Jobs. Like everybody else. Yo. There you go. Yo. There's pity on the economy. Mama said knock you out. Steve O is in talks to do Dancing with the Stars. No, he is not. No, he is not. Talk about it. Come on. What do you guys think? Well, Steve-O has been sober for about nine months. I don't care. And he says he has verbally agreed to appear on the show next season as well. He's also done an audition to be on the show just to show that he has a little bit of skill. But with Dancing with the Stars, what they do is they get a whole bunch of celebrities who will agree. And then at the last minute, they pick the best ones that they want on the show. Really? So they will neither confirm or deny. I had no idea that they did that. So then celebrities get cut? Yeah.
What is that name? The chick who plays Sabrina, the teenage witch. Whoa, weird. Melissa Joan Hart, she talks trash because there's been a couple seasons where she's been in the running and gets cut. Why would you admit to that? Don't tell us. Every year they call her back. Just kidding. You've been cut. So that'll be quite interesting if that actually happens. You guys hear about the kid that fought off a coyote with a snowboard? Eddie just gave me a look like, dude, don't miss out stories. There's the dog. That's the coyote? Yeah. Doesn't sound very menacing. God, dude, he is. You guys see him? Yeah. Two feet tall. I'm not scared. Yeah. He doesn't sound as bad as he looks. That's the guy. Right there. It's the kid fighting him off. Fighting off that coyote. So he's nine years old. I can hear it in his voice about to attack. Don't get close to that. Sammy, get out of here. I love her. He's a nine-year-old Colorado boy and was snowboarding with his little brother. And I guess a coyote pounced on him and he used his snowboard in defense. Here he talks about the incident, Cut 49. I pushed him away.
And then he started circling at me again. And then I just took my sock off, standing in the snow, and whacked him with this part of my board. Wow. And who witnessed this, buddy? His six-year-old brother. Really? But he did end up getting, he got bit by the coyote. Of the two, the dog, the coyote went after the nine-year-old and not the six-year-old? Oh, wow. So he was bit by the coyote. Luckily, the bite wasn't that severe, but he does have to go through 11 rabies shots. 11. Just in case. Oh, I bet that sounds like fun. No, those aren't fun. Nine is like the new 30, right? Yeah, that's what I heard. It's like biting books and beating up coyotes. For sure. Nine is the new 30. You know. You get what you're saying. I don't really get it, right? Same size. I'm not really sure how the teacher in New York that decided to bind the hands and feet of their students to simulate slavery thought it was a good idea. Oh. But it's not a good idea. It's not? It's not. Really? Oh, that would be fun. And some parents may take umbrage with their child being bound. This happened at what school? Yeah, where was this? Let's see, a junior high school. UCLA?
No, not at UCLA. It was not at UCLA. No, mom, it wasn't at UCLA. That's where it took place? That sounds like fun. So, yeah, the mom of one of the 13-year-old girls says her daughter was traumatized. I guess the teacher, you know, in history was teaching about slavery. And to simulate what the Africans went through on the slave ships over here, they took... Two of the girls, one girl volunteered, but this woman claims her daughter did not volunteer and was picked by the teacher. And like you said, tied the hands and feet together and made them crouch together under a desk. Oh, come on. Because they wouldn't get it. Apparently, yes. Right. So the principal has said that this teaching exercise will not be repeated again. Really? Yeah. Let's see. Boy, George. Same thing, really, only he really did bind them. There was no simulation? Bill O'Reilly is quitting his radio show. Hanging it up. He says that he doesn't have enough time to devote both to his radio show and his TV show, so at the end of the first quarter of 2009, he will be giving it up. Tell Seacrest that. Seacrest can figure it out, huh? That's right, dude.
I think that's what Mike admires. I would like to be Seacrest. Oh, Mike. I didn't just say that. Well, why would you? It's a recording. Yeah, Mike loves him. That's weird. You hear about the celebrities customizing lunch boxes for a big charity auction? Like what? People like the Beastie Boys, Seether, the Ting Tings. Oh, my favorite. Cameron Diaz. Liv Tyler, Gwyneth Paltrow, Mario Batali. They're all putting together these customized lunchboxes that will be auctioned off to fight world hunger. The auction starts on the 11th of this month. Mario Batali ate his, though. And you can find all the info at thelunchboxauction.org. There it is. When we come back, we're going to play P1 Trivia. The Mikey Show is on. Well, the holiday's coming up, and we've been telling you, giving you all these great ideas for different holiday gifts. The holidays. The holidays. The holidays. The holidays.
Is that all we got? Okay, well, I think that was pretty darn good, if I say so myself. So anyways, if you're going to be throwing a holiday, hey, Eddie, will you go on the other side of the board so when I finish you can hit the button? Thanks. Okay, cool. Okay, and action. Holidays are coming up. You need great gifts, especially if you're going to go to a holiday party. You don't ever want to show up empty-handed. Well, some great way to say thank you for having you over is given a gift card. Go to Vons. Vons has a huge selection of gift cards, and you don't have to fight the crowds to get a gift card there. There's over 300 different ones to choose from, things like... Home Depot, Bed Bath Beyond, Macy's, iTunes, Best Buy. There's so many to choose from. And what makes it extra awesome is Vons is giving you double power pump gas rewards for every $100 in gift cards you purchase. That means double the money off every gallon of gas you purchase at a Vons gas station. It's a great deal. Double rewards are only available through the holidays. Remember, use your Vons Club card, see customer service for complete details, or click on the website, Vons.com.
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Oh, that fired him up, didn't it? Apparently somebody wants to... A little love and touching and squeezing, huh? Is that what's going on? And licking. No. No. Because he's touching and he's touching and he's touching. Seriously. I'm going to give you the biggest hug when I see you. Oh, dude, I played it. But I'm happy to see you. I don't care. Friends show their happiness to see friends by giving them very touchy hugs. By treating you like an ice cream cone. Yeah, y'all. You'll get treated like a... Like a what? Like a what? I'd like to mace you if I could. It'll be hard when I'm on your back. Don't get on my back, dude. Seriously. You like it. I don't like it. Don't joke about that. He doesn't like it. It actually happened at 28 hours. I know. I don't like it, dude. Who did that? Some guy. Some guy. Really? I didn't hear about it. He almost called a cop. I didn't hear about that. You did hear about it. I did? Yes, you did. And what would Sean have told the cops? Somebody jumped at his back? I didn't call the cops. Someone else did. Oh, Sean. Oh, Sean. Oh, Sean. Oh, Sean. Oh, Sean. Oh, Sean. Why do I love that so much? Why is it so funny that...
I'm a poor Sean. Oh, my precious little son. Oh, wow. Oh, he signed up. Oh, Sean, you stopped. Oh, this will make him feel bad. There we go. Come on. I want that for my ringtone so bad. Each time my phone rings, I want it to be a different one. Oh, boy. Honey, can you get that? That one. Yeah, that's it. This is what the phone sounds like ringing. Mike, you got another. Where is my phone? Where did I put my phone? Please answer it. Where is it? I can't find my phone. Please answer it. Where did I put it? I put it around here somewhere. Where is it? I can't take it. It wasn't a voicemail. It just keeps ringing. What do you have it set to? Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness.
5701053 is the number. Call us if you want to play P1 Trivia. What we do is we get a couple of people on the phone. They go back and forth with P1 Trivia. The winner comes into the studio on Friday. But we won't be here Friday, so we'll do it Thursday. So if you want to play P1 Trivia, 5701053. We don't get ladies very often. Well, sometimes it's dudes. Come on. Come on. P1 Toolman. Yes. Hi. Hey. How you doing? Great. How are you? Good. Let's get some info on you, okay? Okay. Let's see. How old are you? I'm 24. How long have you been listening? About three and a half, four years. Get it. Get it. And let's see. 570-1053. We've got tons of lines lit up, but Zeth has to make sure that whoever comes on kind of knows what's going on. Please. Be nice.
Yeah, it's tough, man. When they come on, they don't know anything. And all these questions are about the Mikey show. The way that it works is you get a choice. You get to pick a one-two or a three-point win. And the ones are easy. The threes are hard. You could win with two questions. You could do a three and a two and win. You should. You should, yeah. If you're a regular listener of the show, that should not be a problem. But people do have a problem with this. We've heard it. We got a whole new batch. It's a really good batch. It's a good batch. We have all brand new questions. Ones, twos, and three-pointers. Let's see. You got a kid? You got a kid tool, man? Yes, I do. How old? I'm actually on my vacation right now, and Mom just went to work, so I get to babysit. Right on. Right on. What time? When? Well, I got the whole week off.
I took it off so I could go to Vegas last week so I could visit my family out there. How old is the baby? She is 10 months old. Wow. The only thing she's been able to say since last night is dada. That's cool. And you're watching her until what time today? Well, whenever she gets off, probably around 2 o'clock. Oh, you are a hero. Hands full. You are a hero. I don't know how ladies do it, man. I don't know how she does it either. Dude. Oh, boy. Dude. Oh, man. I'm telling you, man, it wears you out. What these women do, it wears you out. It's amazing. Ugh. P1 Megan. Yeah. You ready? Oh, my goodness. Megan? Yeah. How old are you? 22. And how long have you been listening? Oh, like two or three years. Okay. Now, if you win, both of you guys, P1 Toolman and Megan, Toolman, I know you can because you're on vacation. But, Megan, if you win P1 Trivia, can you come into the studio Thursday? Yes, I can. Very nice. Let's get this thing going. We will start with P1 Toolman. Toolman, what do you want? A one, two, or three-point Mikey Show question? Let's just start with a two, Mikey. You got it. What college did Ashley go to? That would be UCSD. That is incorrect. Wow. UCSD!
She did not go to UCLA. She went to SDSU. Dean's List. Ladies and gentlemen. That's right. And what did you major in? Communications with a minor in English. Very minor. Very minor. You and Megan? Yes. No. You had to throw that in there. Who said that? You know what? You're really on one today. That's really something right there. Megan? Yeah. What do you want? I'm going to go with the two. Oh, look at you. You're taking the Sky route. I am. What rock star did Sky interview that gave her a hard time? Oh, man. Steel, steel. I can't think of it. It was Maynard. The tie is scored. The tie is scored. Yeah, the tie is scored. Well said. No, the score is tied. It's up to you, man. That's a big difference there. If you want the tie scored, it's up to you. All right, Toolman. Yes. What do you want? All right, for a three, Mike. Oh, look at this guy. Nice. I like you. When we say banana check, what are we referring to? That would be Sean TV's banana check. That is correct. Nice.
Scores on a three-pointer right there. Nice. From downtown. Beyond the Ark. Yes. And Megan, what would you like? Let's try two again. All right. You can play it safe. Hello, Megan. What show member competes in the Village Idiom? Who's the star of the Village Idiom? Is that B-Rob? That is incorrect. Oh, man. Ashley is the village idiom. Yeah, it's like, you know, as the crow flies. That is an idiom. Craig asked me, what is an idiom? I was telling him about the village idiom, and he said, what is that? Toolman, you can wrap it up with a two-pointer. You know what, Mike? I did better on the three, so let's go for another three. Wait. You want a six-pointer. You want to do this in style, bro. Really? Yeah, dude. How many siblings do I have? P1 Toolman. Mikey, you have three brothers. That is correct. Very well done. P1 Megan, to redeem yourself, I will give you a one-point question. If you can get the one-point question, you get to come in. If you can't, you do not.
Okay. Your one-point question is, what did Skye order at her first dinner with her future in-laws at a Mexican restaurant because to eat cheese would give her gas? I don't know, a taco? Oh. Oh. I am sorry. That is a one-pointer. Terrible performance. Side of rice. good. Megan, it was a side of rice. You don't know that joke? You don't remember the side of rice joke? No, I don't. Megan, what is Skye's favorite food? Why do I not know this either? Oh my gosh. Megan's a DSC fan for sure. This cannot be happening. Megan, I want you to play this exact time next year.
But from this point on, I want you to be listening to The Mikey Show every single day. I do. Ham is Sky's favorite food. Oh, it does. Yes, that is right. Oh, Megan. Megan, I'm sorry. Megan. Megan, I'm sorry. It's okay. All right, Tool Man, we'll see you on Thursday. Good morning. Thursday morning. Do you know how to get here? Yeah, I know how to get there. I was the first one there for the 28-hour show. Oh, really? Oh, yeah. Right on. Awesome. Yeah, come together with your tools. Hang on. Seth is going to tell you how to get here and give you information you need. There it is. Man, we have not had somebody not get one in a long time. That hurts. I think she was nervous. Yeah, I would have loved to have her come in, but you got to be able to get at least one. Oh, shoot. What did this guy say? Well, she did. I love it. What song play? My mom. He's really bummed out. Over the weekend, Sean went to get some gas, dropped his debit card on the ground. Right, Sean? I stood there for like three minutes just looking at it on the ground. I didn't know what to do. I was kind of paralyzed with fear. Why didn't you just pick it up? Well, I didn't want to pick it up for two reasons. Number one, I didn't want to get anywhere near the ground, obviously.
Around gas stations, it's filthy and people do all kinds of things. Gas germs? People do other things besides that. Wouldn't gas kill the germs? Well, there's more than just gas. What is on the ground? Dude, I mean, there's all manner of things on the ground. Everything. People throw up at gas stations. Dude, it's awful there. At a gas station? Throw up all over the place. That's right. Side of the road, on the bush. It's this guy's thing. It's her thing. So what did you do instead? So I left because, you know, I always, whenever I pump gas, I have my gloves on. So I picked it up with my gloves. Why? Because I don't want to get the stuff on my hands. What stuff? The stuff touching the, yeah, when you touch the pump. What do you, like what? Gas stuff. Dude, people put their hands on that. Pumpers like to pump. Yeah, dude, pumpers like to pump. People put their hands on everything. Yeah, but Eddie. Okay, that's my point. So you just wear gloves 24-7?
No, I use it at the gas station. Eddie, the pump. I'm not touching a pump 24-7. Pumpers like the pump. Oh, now I get it. Get it? All right, whatever. Sean is pumping. Pump it. Put your gloves on. So you picked it up with your gloves. I picked it up with my gloves, but I was not going to put it back in my wallet. So wait, again, I have a question. Can you turn your camera back on? I want to see your cute little face. I don't understand why you couldn't pick it up if you had gloves on. Because I'm thinking about the second thing that I do with it. So I don't want to pick it up and then not know what I'm going to do next. So what did you do? Because there's no way that I was going to pick it up and put it in my wallet. Because all that stuff would then be going into the wallet. I've got other credit cards in there. My hands are always touching that thing. Question. When you use the credit card at an establishment, generally, they touch it. Why?
I haven't... You gotta take it out of your wallet, though. You gotta take it out of your wallet, you put it in, then they take it and manhandle it. That's a good point. Give it back. Yeah, so you're always... I've only had them do that, like, at a restaurant. Otherwise, you... Usually I run it through the machine myself. Like, at the grocery store, you run it through yourself. Yeah. Okay, so what do you do when you go to a restaurant? I just give it to them. And you're cool with it? Oh, you mean, like, putting it back? Yeah, because after they manhandle it, you've got to touch it. Well, yeah, I've got to touch it. Well, I don't have to touch it, and I don't touch it. I take a napkin, you know, just put it back in the wallet. What about, what did you, okay, so, just take that in, by the way. Yeah, visualize. Because I've seen it. What do you do at the gas station when you have it in your fingers with the gloves on? I put it in the machine, and I take it back out, and I put it in my wallet. That's what I normally do with it. Okay, okay. So what did you do this time? So this time I was really afraid because I didn't know how I was going to get it clean. Normally, you know, I have something with me so that I either, you know, handy wipes or whatever. I can wipe it down. Everything's cool. But I was in my car and I didn't have any of my stuff that I normally have with me. Right. Stuff that I bring to work every day.
Acid, bleach, lye, all that kind of cleaning agent. So I went into my glove compartment and thank the good Lord above, my wife had put some antibacterial hand lotion. Or not lotion, but sanitizer. So I took the card with my glove. Why didn't you just go in the gas station bathroom? Oh, you are an idiot. Shut up. Just be quiet. Right. You can't clean it up there? Yeah, right. What? Sean in a gas station. What? I mean, that's ridiculous. It's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Whatever. I know what you're doing. What am I doing? Anyway, whatever. So... So I took the hand sanitizer and I poured it over the car, both sides, and then I took a Kleenex and I wiped it down and it was good to go. Rob just got a look on his face like, whoa, you're weird. Why am I so weird? Dude, it fell on the ground. On the ground. The ground is not clean. Why didn't you just dip it in that windshield wiper fluid stuff they have on the side there? Are you out of your mind? What?
Yeah, because that's clean. Well, I mean, it might have some residual... No, no, you're right. Nobody's put anything in that but cleanser, right? No. They put the windshield wiper thing in there, Eddie, and that's full of filthiness. It's full of ugliness and filthiness. Dude, there's a sponge on the back of that thing. Do you know how much bacteria sponges collect? It's full of hate. What? Yeah. Whatever, dude. Whatever. Yeah. Rob drinks out of that thing. You and me are very different. Sorry to hear that, Sean. They're very different. Rob takes his bath in that. A little mouthwash. Same color. Let's see. Boston Rob made note in his yesterday email that he got my secret Santa gift at Seaport Village. All done. He's all done. I know what it is. You do? Cool. It's a tie. No, it's a Santa tie. It's a seagull. I'm going to IM Rob and tell me if I'm right. It's a jackass plant. Only one person would ever get me that. I was making a joke. It's called a donkey's ear and it's beautiful and soft. Yes, Mike. This is a plant I've got for you. We were shopping and it's called the donkey's ear plant.
Otherwise known as the passive-aggressive plant. You can see coming out of the leaves. What happened? She hit her microphone. That was bad. Checked out. What just happened over here? She's over it. Dang. Somebody's sensitivo. Sky. Sky. Tell me about Balboa Nights. What? Balboa Nights, by the way. Is that like Baywatch Nights? Balboa Nights. What is that? I can't hear you. Well, yes, I can hear you. We all can, Eddie. I didn't even do anything. Same thing. I'm getting a D-minus right now. I didn't even do anything. It's the kid next to you that's acting up.
How come I got a detention? Don't you point at Robin. I haven't even said anything yet. I haven't even said anything. I've just been sitting here, yo. Oh, so you didn't say the passive-aggressive man? That one comment, but that didn't deserve this. So December Nights was great. It had record attendance this year. I don't even know what it is. I explained it. to you on Friday when you guys said you didn't know I don't listen to you. Why should I bother now? Just on Fridays. Oh, man. Wow. Oh, wow. Stupid. What is it? Shut up. I'm serious. I don't know. I wasn't paying attention. I'm sorry. And then you made the breakdancing museum comment. Oh, yeah. You dork. And you fell for it. That was awesome. Oh, yeah. Hook, line, and sinker. You know it, Mike. Ashley, you gotta have the frosting. You need to see. Stop. You gotta have the frosting. She's nuts. She is. 570-1053.
We've done everything on the docket. You've done everything. We've got to think the Domino's guys. Oh, yeah. P1 Magneto and P1 Dre Maniac. Dude, they hooked up double frosting. That's what we're talking about. Ashley got cinnamon sticks from Domino's and was screaming at Skye that she had to have frosting. Are they all gone? Are they all gone? No, there's plenty. She's not going to share with you. No, I have my own. They brought me my own. They know what's up. They're amazing over there. But with the cinnamon sticks, Mike, Skye, it was just being so careless with the, like, just... Took a big bite. Didn't even open the frosting lid. Didn't even look at the frosting. Wow. You're a jerk. Skye, you don't go frosting? You don't go that way? How do you sleep at night? I don't know how she did it. First the presents, now this? I couldn't believe my eyes, Eddie. Skye, do you not go frosting? You don't roll that way? I forced it on her. I forced it in her mouth. She tried the frosting. Did you like it? Did you like it, Skye? Yeah, it was yummy. I just didn't want to get all messy and open up the frosting. Five. I thought we were just saying to his name. Five. Five. Five. Five. Seven. Oh. Domino's, you're the best. One, oh, five, three. Yep. Thank you, P1 Magneto. Thank you, P1 Dre Maniac. The best. Ever. Delish. Gosh. Tomorrow on the show. What? P1 Password. Oh, no. No, I'm serious, man. For real. I don't want Jeff. Yeah. I get him every week. Wait.
Tomorrow off the show, a promo meeting. I just thought we'd just announce it. That's tomorrow. A meeting. Show meeting. And Skye staring us down. And these stupid jokes continuing in the office. Fine, they'll continue. That would be awesome. 570-1053 is our phone number. Get ready for ham. It's a big Balboa Nights tonight. It's over. It was only Friday and Saturday. Oh. And it's December night at Balboa Park. It's so fun. It's fun. That would be awesome. Thank you. Hello. Hello. Hi. What's up, brother? Hi, this is P1 Brad. What's up, Brad? I got a story for Sean. I saw this guy pumping out a porridge on and he was eating a sandwich while he was doing it. Wow. What? Wow. What do you think, Sean? Can you imagine seeing somebody coming out of a port-a-john with a sandwich? He was pumping the port-a-john. Oh, dude. He was emptying it. Does the five-second rule still apply? It cuts down to three and a half. Yes. Mikey Show. Yeah, you have to reduce the time. Mikey Show. Hey, what's up, you bundle of joy? I love you guys. Hi. This is P1 Leonidas, and I just want to give a quick shout-out.
Whoa, whoa. Easy, bro. Hooked on phonics, okay? Don't give us a fine. Quick shout out to Escondido High School to make a Division I CIF championship game at Qualcomm this Friday night. So is it over? Did they play for the high school championship? Is it all done? No, they're playing this Friday night. All the high schools, all the different divisions this Friday. Okay, so we're like going into the playoffs. Exactly. My brother's team is Escondido High School and I hope they win it. Eddie just threw a pen at the window that separates us with Ashley. I want to let Skye know that The Dark Knight comes out tomorrow. Oh, really? That's all she can handle. That's all she can handle. I love you guys. Dude, I knew Lost Season 4 is coming out tomorrow, but I didn't know Eddie. Look at her. You're pushing to the edge. Oh, you're the one. What, me? Oh, I bet that sounds like fun. Mikey's show. What's up? Every show's great, but I wanted to say Friday was awesome. I was going to throw something out. What about having Craig Gass on the next 28-hour show for a little while? It just depends on his schedule. I mean, I'd love to. He is, I mean, Craig is a working comedian, and he's on TV. He could be in Thailand opening for Great White. We don't know. That was great having all you guys together. That was awesome. Really not that far off.
The Tiki Room in Manila. Oracle. What? Hey, just a quick question, a sports question. This is legitimate. How long do you think it'll take Hank to recover from his injuries? All right. You know, man, we know what you're doing. We know what you're doing. I wanted to say that Friday so bad. Thank you. All right. Love you guys. It's P1 Leon. I just love you. Ladies and gentlemen, the lovely and talented Missy is up next. Sky just pushed that microphone away. She is up. Eddie, probably she wants a hug. My guess is probably she wants a hug. Ladies and gentlemen, lovely and talented Missy is coming up next. Today on the Nooner, Double Shots. That means two songs from the groups you like back to back. Come back here tomorrow morning, 5.30. We'll do it all over. Mikey shows up late.