The Mikey Show - Rock 105.3 - 12/10/08
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
Daily Audio 2008KIOZRock 105.3
University City jet crashhome delivery safetyretail embarrassmentEl Cajon kidnappingObama transitionIllinois corruptionmusic plagiarismpet obesityhomemade cakescience fiction moviesbroadcast blooperTiVo and class
Mikey and the crew reacted to the University City jet crash by focusing on the bereaved father's refusal to blame the pilot, then turned a suspicious FedEx delivery in a Penske van into a debate about sensible caution. Skye's stories about a cashier's revealing pants and putting her overweight cat on a harness drew sustained ridicule, while Ashley's scratch cake triggered a mock feud over Starbucks brownies, frosting, and whether anyone actually liked it. The show also argued over Rod Blagojevich's alleged attempt to sell Barack Obama's Senate seat, Joe Satriani's plagiarism suit against Coldplay, and a list that ranked Blade Runner above Alien. Sean accidentally aired profanity from Unforgiven, and the final caller's complaint that saying TiVo sounded elitist became the morning's comic climax after he admitted he owned a DVR.
What happened, in order
A father forgives the pilot
After a fighter jet destroyed his University City home and killed his wife, two children, and mother-in-law, the bereaved father said he did not blame the pilot and asked people to pray for him.
FedEx in a Penske
Mikey refused to open his door for a uniformed FedEx driver arriving in a Penske van, prompting a long argument over holiday rentals, home-invasion fears, and reasonable caution.
Skye's checkout shock
Skye described spotting an intimate wardrobe malfunction on a chatty cashier, then debated with Eddie and Mikey whether the woman knew, whether Skye should warn her, and whether calling the store would only get her in tr
Kidnapping found at a traffic stop
Skye reported that an elderly woman told El Cajon police she had been kidnapped after officers stopped her car, with one fleeing suspect captured and another still being sought.
Bush does approval math
A George W. Bush impersonator answered the crew's discussion of Barack Obama's transition rating with jokes about Sudoku, Scrabble, Tetris, and bombing Iran to boost approval.
The Senate seat auction
The hosts explained the federal case accusing Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich of trying to sell Barack Obama's vacant Senate seat and predicted that more names would surface because someone had to be making or hearing
Satriani versus Coldplay
The crew compared Joe Satriani's song with Coldplay's “Viva la Vida” and mocked Coldplay's request that he accept their assurance that the similarities were coincidental.
Walking the fat cat
After an Animal Planet show frightened her about Tango's weight, Skye said she would buy the cat a harness for exercise while the others argued that smaller portions made more sense and teased her as a future cat lady.
Ashley's cake feud
Ashley's proud presentation of a homemade cake collapsed into a mock feud when Eddie admitted filling up on Starbucks brownies, the crew mocked her slip about baking frosting, and everyone took suspiciously tiny bites.
The sci-fi ranking war
A best-science-fiction-movies list set off a rapid-fire argument over Blade Runner at number one, the ordering of Alien and Aliens, and whether titles such as Jaws, Back to the Future, and Conan even belonged in the genr
Unforgiven goes uncensored
Sean played an Unforgiven scene he had supposedly checked for profanity, only for an obscenity to air and leave Mikey predicting they would retell the blunder for years.
The TiVo elitism call
A caller said the hosts sounded elitist whenever they used TiVo as a generic verb, but his complaint unraveled when he admitted he was a cable technician who owned a DVR himself.
People mentioned
MikeyEddieSkyeSeanAshleyBoston RobZethBarack ObamaGeorge W. BushRod BlagojevichJoe SatrianiClint Eastwood
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the stagehands something. They got those boxes. I'm not going anywhere. You know, we're staying. Well, you know, I think a lot of people were shocked when they heard. Not that I was moving to primetime, that NBC still had a primetime. What? Well, thank you, thank you, thank you. We're going to be doing a new show in the fall. We'll start at 10 p.m. right after the last hour of the Today Show. See, the way they're going to be scheduled, there's going to be all talk. Well, as you may have heard, there were rumblings that I was leaving NBC and going to ABC. Let me tell you something. Those were nothing but rumors started by a disgruntled employee. Me. Let's talk about this on a serious note for just one moment. I've had many people calling me today saying, what is all this? What's happening? Jay Leno is going to be going in at 10 o'clock on NBC. I wanted to make something very clear here on the show this evening. I've known about this for a while. I've talked a lot about this with Jay. I'm thrilled. I'm absolutely thrilled that Jay is staying at NBC. He has been my lead-in on this program for 16 seasons.
He is a fantastic lead-in. He is a huge part of my success. You're a liar. I'm indebted to Jay Leno, and I love the idea that that relationship is going to continue. Don't believe that. He's going to be my lead-in, continuing, I hope, for a long, long time. So congratulations to Jay Leno. Can you think his fingers were crossed under the table? Definitely fingers crossed. It is 6.05. Well, the man who lost his family when the fighter jet crashed into his university city home says he does not blame the pilot. The Chargers' miserable season got a little bit worse. Their Week 16 matchup against Tampa Bay has been flexed by NBC and will no longer be in primetime. Oh, wow. Really? Yes. What do you think of this, Eddie? Yeah, why do they do that? They're not a very good football team. They don't deserve to be in primetime. Oh, my gosh. The flex thing's kind of cool, right? It's great. You know, you get great matchups. I mean, it kind of sucks that it happened to the Chargers. Right. But, you know, they flexed it for the Giants-Carolina game, which is...
clearly a better game than San Diego-Tampa Bay. So that was going to be the Sunday night game. Not anymore. Now it's a 10 a.m. game. Can you believe that? And is it in Tampa Bay? Yeah, in Tampa. That's got to be prime time somewhere. 10 a.m. In China? Yeah. They didn't move us anywhere. I wonder, you know, and I guess as a fan, you know, as a ticket owner, I guess it's just kind of your, it's up to you to find that out through some means or whatever, right? Yeah. They don't contact season ticket holders or anything, I wonder. I don't know. I don't know. Imagine showing up that night for the tailgate. Everyone's leaving. Yeah. What happened? Or it's empty, you know, and you're like, wow, babe, we're doing good with seats. Right? Or with, you know, parked traffic. Got the best space. Welcome to the program. 570-1053 is our phone number. Our text number is 35253. And the cool thing is that we even have an answering machine for you. And the answering machine number is 858-715-1923. 858-715-1923.
So if you want to leave us any kind of a message. Call us. Leave us a message. Come on. Get that thing done. Yo, this is DJ Ricky Rick on your FM dial. Pretty fat head. Yeah. It's a fat head. By the way, did I tell you that I got a fat head? You did? It's still in the garage. What are you going to do with it? I want to put it in Jake's room. And Rebecca said it's cool. What is it? What is it? Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, dude. Big giant fat head. Awesome. Put it up. I'm afraid I don't know how to do it correctly, and so I don't want to mess it up. Oh, it's... Is it easy? Simple, yeah. You just lick the back, right? I think so, yeah. You just lick the back and you put it up there. Yes. Uh-huh. Are you ready for the goofy rap for Boston, Rob? What? It's in the air. It's air, air. All right, dude, turn it. Turn it off. My favorite part so far. And the laugh. I'm considering assigning him to my label. There you go. What is your label, Rob? After I talk to Eddie. Yeah, wait, it's my label. You're not allowed to assign anybody. I'm just the face. You're the pretty boy. I'm just the pretty boy. Let's see. Let's get the show rolling. I will.
Introduce everybody. There's seven people on the show. Seven. That's crazy. A lot of people. Here are the names. Mikey, Eddie, Sky, Sean, Ashley, Boston Rob. That's me. Zeth. Seven of us. And we range in age. I'm 38. Sean and I are the same age, although Sean will be... 39 for about a month. Look at his face when you said 39. He did not like that. That's like almost 40. Tell me about it. It is almost 40. Wow. What happened? I know. I thought we were all kids. Right? Aren't we all in our 20s? I wasted my life. What happened? I wasted my life. Oh, man. I'm 38. Eddie's 35. Sky is 31. Sean's 38. Ashley is 25. Boston Rob, 26. And the artist formerly known as Sir Roosevelt Zethian Oates, the third junior Esquire, MD, DDS, president and CEO. Ashley non-trivery. He is 23. He's a baby. He's just a baby. He's just a baby. Our phone lines.
570-1053. Call us. Right now, when we start off the show, we open up the phone lines to you to call in about anything you want to call in about. So it's up to you. You want to comment on something, or if you want to talk about stuff that's going on in TV, you have questions for the show, you want to comment on anything, it is an open opportunity for you to call in about absolutely anything. Yes, I'm on the phone. That's right. Okay. So you can call us and do that right now. What is the update? Do we know anything more, Sky, about the jet that hit the house? Is there any more news, or are we right where we were? Well, yeah. Yesterday, we were talking about how they were still searching for one of the bodies of one of the children that they know was in the house at the time that the jet crashed into it, but they hadn't found the body yet. And yesterday, when daybreak came, when there was light, they resumed the search. They weren't using equipment. They went in there by hand with dogs looking for the remains of this child. And yesterday they did find the remains. So all four family members that were in the home were accounted for. And the father gave a press conference yesterday. Cut 36. Nobody expected such a horrible thing to happen, especially right here, right at our house.
That is so terrible, man. Yeah, he has been getting a lot of support through his church. They've helped him out a lot, cut 38. My wife and two babies and mother-in-law are in heaven with God. And I know God is taking care of them. Yeah, and in regards to the pilot, you know, lots of people yesterday were kind of calling, questioning the pilot. And, you know, this guy, the father yesterday at the press conference said to please pray for the pilot that he has not suffered from this accident and that he is one of the treasures for our country. And he doesn't blame him. He doesn't have any hard feelings towards him. And he knows that the pilot did everything that he could do.
That is gorgeous, man. Yeah. I mean, what a good soul, right? Gorgeous. Yeah. And, you know, now it unfortunately gets tougher for him because they just had this new baby. His mother-in-law was in town in the home helping care for the child. And so he's worried about his father-in-law cut 37. My father-in-law is coming tomorrow and I don't know what to tell him. I don't know if he will ever forgive me. Because it isn't your fault. No. But I can understand where he's coming from because, you know, he is the one that feels like the mother was under his care. Right. The mother-in-law was under his care. And, you know, his father-in-law's daughter, his wife, was also under his care. So I'm sure he feels some responsibility there. But, I mean, just to hear him at that press conference yesterday, what a good soul that man has. Yeah. It's amazing.
So check this out. This is a crazy story. This is a crazy story. I'm home yesterday. It's the middle of the day. There's a knock on the door. And we have this little thing upstairs where you can like open. There's a door upstairs where you can like actually look out. And that's what I always do. Because if I'm upstairs and the door rings, you know, doorbell rings, I'll go open that door and look down there. Who's there? It's big. Black dude, FedEx shirt. He's even got the little Palm Pilot looking thing. And I'm like, okay, cool. I'll be right down. And then I look and I'm like, he's not driving a FedEx truck. It's a Penske moving van. Oh. Yeah. And I go, ah. Sketchy. That's interesting. And so I go, what's up with the Penske moving van? And he goes, oh. Well, we're out of FedEx trucks right now. And I go, really? And he goes, yeah. He goes, you want to see my badge? I go, yes. So he goes over to the truck and he gets the badge. He comes back and he shows it to me. And I can see it from where I am. I'm looking at it and it says FedEx got his picture. I go, all right, man, I'll be right down. And between upstairs and downstairs, I changed my mind. I got down there. I go, dude, I'm sorry. I can open the door.
That's a Penske truck, bro. Sorry. If you come back with a FedEx truck, I'll be more than happy to open the door. Whoa. And he was kind of shocked, and he goes, you're not going to open the door? I go, uh-uh. That's a Penske truck. Dude, I'm so with you. That's a Penske moving van. Wow. Did he say he had a package? He said this. He goes, I'm going to leave one because one of them doesn't require a signature and the other one does, so I'm going to leave one. I go, That's cool. And he split. And on one hand, I was like, wow, I bet I just missed out on a package. On the other hand, I went, let's see what time it is. Oh, yeah, it's 2008. Yeah, I'll see you later. So you had one package, though? Yeah. And he dropped it off? It was legit? I don't know. Rebecca probably took care of it. I never went to it again. I never revisited it after that. With all the stories that we read about home invasions. Dude, seriously. And with all the stories that we read about people coming to the door and saying, I'm blah, blah, blah. And FedEx does not have enough discernment than to put their drivers in FedEx trucks. Come on.
Yeah. What do they think it's going to look like to Joe Public when they roll up in a moving van? I've never heard of that. No, I've never heard of that either. Well, Zett said that the driver's supervisor called in on the request on that, which, you know, I would love to talk to him and ask him why they do it. He said the driver's supervisor called because I guess the guy recognized me. And he said that they're going to be back today, you know, to redeliver, which is totally cool. But kind of like we were talking about the whole thing with the tickets, you know, with the. With the NFL changing the game, right? And you're kind of like, wow, I wonder if the season ticket holders got the memo that that game is being moved from prime time to 10 o'clock in the morning. Or, you know, for them, East Coast time, 1 o'clock in the afternoon. Wonder if they got the memo. I didn't get the memo that said, oh, by the way, we as FedEx want you to know our drivers are now going to be driving Penske moving vans. Thank you. And so in this day and age where there are home invasions and so forth, just want you to know that it's totally cool. And the guy even said to me, he's like, man, he goes, you are like the 50th person to be wondering that. And I was like, well, yeah.
Why not just come up with a white van with no windows? Ask me if I can get a ride with you. Right. I'd like some candy. You got a puppy you want me to come see. You know, if I'm sitting at a bus stop and somebody rolls up in a station wagon and says, yeah, you know what, we're out of buses. But get in, you know, get in. No problem. Totally cool. Don't be freaked out. It's all good. Your wife is sick. I'm going to take you to her. Yes. Okay. Yes. What's my wife's name? She told me not to tell you. It's a secret. Yes, it's a secret. What's with the blindfold? Yeah. So, you know, I just thought that was really, really odd. Yeah. Really, really odd. Oh, yeah. I had, you know, and listen, maybe they are taxed right now. Yeah. Didn't one of those companies go on to? DHL. Yeah, run DMC, I think. DMC. DHL went out of business. Man, I could have sworn last when we were off, I could have sworn I saw a DHL truck out there. Well, I think they are slowly closing because our office used DHL and they had to switch over.
Yeah, and I know that DHL is like a company out of Germany, so they're still going to be shipping. Oh, thank you. They're still going to be shipping to other countries, but as far as doing shipping within the United States, I think that's slowly being phased out. Yeah. P1 Notre Dame is on the line. Are you there, Notre Dame? Yeah, when I was working for UPS, always in the wintertime when it's busy, they used to hire a bunch of Penske trucks. Same with FedEx and DHL. Dude. I never had anyone question it. Oh, man. I would not have even thought twice. Yeah, you would have opened the door. I'm like, yeah, give me the package. Well, I'm glad you said that because, you know, thank you for saying that. I was waiting for you. Thank you, guys. Dude, I say that every time now. Thank you for saying that. I was waiting. Because I would have saw a dude in a uniform and just open the door. But now I'm going to look and make sure they got the truck before I opened the door. I'll check this out. If I had been downstairs, gone to the door, looked out and saw a guy in a FedEx thing, I would have probably opened the door. But with seeing a Penske moving van, it tripped me out. Something about that seemed really strange. What was he wearing? FedEx. He was wearing shorts and a FedEx shirt.
You know, and so I mean, sure, sure. But I thought to myself, I'm thinking this, you know, and I'm going, yeah, I bet it'd be absolutely impossible to get a FedEx shirt. Just impossible. You know what I mean? So that's what was tripping me out. And I'm like, you know, at least I'm talking about it now on the radio about what happened, you know, and people will know. But I guess the thing to look for is, you know. First of all, that little Star Trek taser that they carry in their hand. Well, you could always call and ask, I guess. Do I have a package? Or call FedEx and be like, are you guys using Penske trucks? That is kind of sketchy. Or just ask them to pull up a little bit. Flip open that back, see if, you know, if it's filled with stuff. Or a bunch of dudes to hold me down. Right. You know what I mean? It's a bunch of ninjas. Yeah. Are the crazy 88s in the back of that band? P1 Ken. Yes, sir. What's up, dude? How you doing, everybody? I love your show. Thank you, brother. I was thinking if, since Tom Morello's coming back in town tomorrow, maybe Sky can get her second interview.
Is Tom Morello coming to San Diego tomorrow? Is there a big protest here tomorrow? Yeah. Yeah, he's coming. His band, I think it's his band, like Night Watchmen is performing here in San Diego tomorrow. Yeah. Do they have a... I'd love to do an interview, but we got to hop a plane to Vegas tomorrow night. What do they sound like? You know what? I heard one cut of that CD. It's not something I'd buy. He compares his show to Dylan versus Hendrix. Really? It's half acoustic, half electric, he said. And they got a singer and everything, right? Yeah, it sounds like him singing. I mean, there's a bunch of harmonicas. Harmonicas? Sky, do you like it? Gosh, I heard it like a long time ago when it first came out. So I don't even really recall. So I guess it didn't make that big of an impression on me. But I'll support anything he does. So yes, I love it. Even if it's bad? Yes, I love it. Okay. There you go. Hey, thanks, dude. Hey, Mikey. Yeah. Check out this song, Second Chance by Shinedown. That dude's voice is right there with Chris Cornell.
Hey, you know what, man? That's quite a statement. Hey, you know what? Is Shine Down... Do they sing... Tell me a couple of their songs' names. Save Me, 45. Yeah. They do the... Oh, I love that song, 45. The lead singer kind of looks like Dracula or something, you know? I saw them perform on, like, The Tonight Show or something, and he kind of looked, you know, Lestat-like, you know? Very good. Classy. But he's... Dude. I don't agree that I wouldn't put him Chris Cornell, but I do think he's a good singer. He's right up there with Collective Soul. Yeah, dude. For sure, I'd put him up there with Collective Soul. He's good, though. I like that. Blessed Union of Souls. Stuff like that. I like that song. Cause I'm staring down the barrel of a 45. Oh, they redid Simple Man by Skin It. Skin It. Skin It? Remember? I do not remember this song. Skin It? Yes, Skin It. Do not. Listen to the song second chance. I'm a simple man. All right, brother. Thank you. Thank you, dude. I want to hear a second of it right now. Can we not sing on this show? What? I was way off. I'm just saying. It's like the fourth dimension. Come on. What? Singing is awesome on this show. I want to hear a second of it. Let's see. Where am I going to put it? I have to find a place to put it. Talk up the track, too.
You want me to talk it up? And then play Soul Asylum. Oh, yeah. And then a little Blind Melon. Ooh. Okay, let's see. Where am I going to put it? Put it somewhere. Let's put it here. Put it on the board. Oh, I should have thought of that. I should put it on the board. That's where stuff goes. So what song is this? Second Chance. Oh, okay. The one he called about. Well, we have. He is good, though, right? He's a good singer, this guy. I think I'm a Shined Out fan. Because I've been kind of, you know... I've heard a few of their songs and I've made mental note of, I like, I like, I like. His voice kind of reminds me of Tim from Systematic a little bit. Yeah? Yeah, it does, dude. It does. It does have that, it has that tone. Yeah, I think I like him. Let's see. See some dance too? I like it. Yes. What do you give it? I give it a, you know, seven and a half at least. Not bad. Seven and a half. Not bad at all. Mikey, FedEx drivers buy their own trucks and will rent the moving vans until they can get the legit truck. That's P1 Pro Tag.
What? You've got to buy your own. Come on. Beg your pardon? Beg? Yeah, beg pardon? That does not sound right. No. You can't just make stuff up. Mikey, tell Eddie and B-Rob that they have competition with their light hanging business. I saw a guy on the side of the street in Scripps with a sign that said, we'll hang lights. And he will hang lights with his phone number. That's P1 Kiosk. Oh, okay. All right. You're working in our turf, Rob. You've got to step up your marketing. Wow, dude. Yeah, well, you know, sometimes when other people start their business, you know, sometimes the business doesn't go as good as ours. They go under eventually. Businesses fail just like brakes on a car, you know? Oh, no. You know, sometimes, you know, maybe the business goes under or maybe it goes up. Yeah. I don't know. You'd be a short in one of them lights. You'd never be too hasty with him. You know, just like a kneecap. Sometimes it goes bust. What are you going to do? 570-1053. That's the phone number. How does that happen? Six times. Oh, my God.
Sometimes, you know, you get shot in the face by me. What are you going to do? I should have thought about that one first. Yeah, Paul, he tripped the pillow right on him. That's a shame, isn't it? Isn't that a shame? Poor Paulie. Right to the heart. Right on the heart. P1 Raw. Hey, what's going on? I was just wondering, Mikey, if the guy was, like, small, would you have opened the door? No. No. Like Rob size? What are we talking about? I need a visual. That's a different story. No, if the dude was small, I would not have opened the door. I just wanted to know. No way. What if it was a female? Yeah, good call, Rob. Boy, that is an interesting question. You still better not open the door because that's even more embarrassing when you get robbed by a female. Well, I don't think I would be robbed by the female. I think the female would be working in cahoots. That's true. I think the female would be working in cahoots. A decoy. A decoy. You know what I mean? The dude would rip off his wig, and he'd be like, dude, look like a lady, and rush me. You know what I mean? The Aerosmith gang. Seen it once, seen it a million times. That's right. That's right. P1, paparazzi is on the line. Oh, Eddie rolled his, Eddie. He's actually calling about something that you have experienced. Eddie took his headphones off. Where is he going? I don't know. Eddie, where are you going? Eddie's going where? Eddie's going to hit the head, he said.
This is actually a question. Eddie, this one is one that actually Eddie has experience with. Go ahead, paparazzi. Alright, so yesterday I met Taco Bell with a co-worker of mine in Rancho Santa Fe. And a guy in line in front of us has a bunch of merchandise in his hand. Turns around and looks at myself at my co-worker. Says, hey man, I got this kid camera. $80 retail. For you right now, $20. I'm like, what the heck? He's like, here, take a look. So he tries to get my co-worker involved in it. My co-worker's like, no, no way, Matt. The guy listening says, what, do you think I'm crazy? And he's like, that's your problem. And the guy looks like he's ready to fight us for it. Eddie said that he was coming out of like a grocery store and some dude tried to sell him something, right, Eddie? Tried to sell me a flat screen TV. Oh, that's right. Usually they got surround sound with it. Yeah. That's awesome. How much did he want? Gosh, I don't remember. For some reason, like... It was a ridiculous amount. A lot? No, less. Which I'm sure the TV worked great. It wasn't stolen or anything. You got to tell them, I'm really interested. I want to buy this, but you got to plug it in and we got to see it. So just wherever you are, find an outlet on the side and have them set it all up for you. Or just not buy it. You've been robbed. I would say not buy it.
All right, paparazzi. Thank you, man. Let's see. I want to kind of try to stay on time today, even though we have a lot of cool stuff. Yeah. And don't forget, B-Rob's getting his haircuts tomorrow. His hair's dead. Yeah, he's getting his hair's dead. And Jesse's so crying about it. I know it, dude. He's crying about it. Our text number is 35253. Our phone number, 5701053. Did I say something weird there? 70... And... I wanted the Billy Squire version of this so bad. It's a Christmas song called Christmas is the Time to Say I Love You.
Sean, do you remember MTV, Billy Squire in the studio wearing the Santa hat, singing to all the old VJs and singing Christmas is the time to say I love you? Sean, see if you can YouTube it so we can play. Yeah, yeah, yeah. YouTube it. Today on the show, we have an email that you will probably trip on about decorating the tree. We'll be playing Lyrical Gangsta from Movie Passes today. YouTube clip of the day. Tim and Eric, have you ever heard of those guys? Tim and Eric, have you ever heard of those guys? All of this is coming up. Our phone number, 570-1053. Our text number is 35253. Also, I saw something crazy yesterday. Let's do that when we get back. You want to do that? Yep. Okay. When we get back, let's talk about what Sky saw yesterday. It was crazy. And...
If you have kids in your car right now, I'm going to tell you that it's a little racy, what she saw. And don't mean to get you into a conversation. No, no, no. Oh, no, no, Eddie. Oh, no, no. But we will discuss this next. Dave Chappelle in the Santa Fe. He's coming from overseas. And I don't know how this guy got a machine gun on a plane, but he stood up, man. He said, everybody. Get on the ground. I started freaking out. Because he was Chinese. I was like, why is he talking like that? He was screaming and crying. I was the only brother on the plane. I thought I was the only brother. I looked over. There was one other black dude. He was from Nigeria. I looked over at him. He was looking right in my face, man. He didn't say two words to me. He just looked at me. He was like, he didn't need to talk. I knew just what he was talking about. I looked right back at him. I was like, some white dudes on the front of the plane seen us. They were like, this is the Mikey Show. You've given everyone a laugh and a great way to start my day. So we thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
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I'm sorry, Ms. Roddy. Ms. Roddy. Never explain that part of it. It is 642. In an interview with Barbara Walters, Paula Abdul says she begged American Idol producers not to let a woman who stalked her audition for the show. That woman later killed herself outside of Paula's home. Joey Porter is at it again. He's defending Plaxico Burris and the athletes' needs to carry guns. He says it's for safety reasons. Until you've been in a situation when you've been robbed at gunpoint, or you had a gun waved in your face before, or had your house broken into or been carjacked, you really don't know what it feels like. So for a person to carry a gun, you're not carrying a gun to, oh, I'm just going to carry a gun to show that I'm tough. It's safety. That is not true. Smart, though. Joey, you are a millionaire. Yeah. You can hire somebody to do that for you and not go to the club with your sweatpants and have a butter gun in your pants. Yes. Good dummy. Every rich person, then, carry a gun. Yeah. Well, everybody, apparently. As long as you have had a gun waved in your face and, you know, been robbed or whatever. It's crazy. Oh, man. Okay. A couple things. First of all, we're going to get this guy thing.
What's yesterday? Sky's day yesterday. A couple of text messages. Hey, Mikey, I saw Shine Down at House of Blues. Lead singer looked like a goth Jack Black to me. Love it. It's P1 Zoot Suit. Mikey, FedEx drivers are contractors, not employees, and they do have to supply their own trucks. That's P1 Perm. Didn't know that. Didn't know that. Mikey, it's P1Duke. Just wanted to say you guys rock. Thank you, Duke. Appreciate that. Our text number, 35253. Our phone number, 570-1053. Ladies and gentlemen, there are 15 days left until Christmas Day. Oh, really? Good thing I'm done. Why do you need to say things like that? You and your doneness. It's so annoying. I thought of you yesterday. I was online yesterday, and I was like, Eddie is not having to do this right now. And all the presents are wrapped, too. I applaud you. Who do you think you are? They're done wrapped. They've probably been wrapped since June. I don't want to get on that. Irritating. Thank you. You don't mean that. Sky, what did you do yesterday? Well, I went to one of my favorite stores and did a... What is your favorite store? Do you think I should say? Oh.
No, you shouldn't. Okay. No, you shouldn't. Because I don't want to throw anybody under the bus. She went to a store. Is it a discount store? I went to one of my favorite stores where I get really good deals. I got you. Yes. Okay. That's all she shops. Yes. But anyway, to do a little Christmas shopping as well as maybe get myself a little some fancied wear when we go to Las Vegas. Yeah. At a discount store. Skye just gave Eddie a look. Skye's eyes, she did like a little blink and the little blink that she gave him with the drop of the smile just a tiny bit said, what's wrong with that? Is there subtle yet strong expressions? There's some really cute stuff there at reasonable prices. I don't know what your problem is, bro. So what happened? Anyway, so shopping, shopping. Lovely experience. Go to checkout. And the chick at the checkout. She was very, you know, in my diagnosis, hyperactive, ADD, whatever. Like, she was a talker. She loved to talk. Talk, talk, talk. Oh, I used to work at this department. And, oh, I used to do that. And, oh, I know all about this. And I was like, ugh. You know? And so, I was like. Was it like the Target lady? Yeah, that's what was Target. Oh, where'd you get that? That's cute. You having a party? I'll be right back. So, anyway.
So I'm trying to avoid eye contact because I don't want to encourage any more conversation. You know, I'm like, okay. And I noticed that she's wearing these really cute, like, pinstriped slacks. Yeah. And she... Eddie, do you know the story? No. You do not. No. And she was a very, very thin girl. Very thin. Very tall and thin. And these slacks were... low riding you know the low the low waist and when she would kind of stand up straight you know how like you're normal you kind of have a little slouch to you but then kind of when you move around or when you go to the register you kind of stand up straight right when she would do that the top portion of her pubic hair would stick out from her pants eddie's expression and ashley's expression right now Eddie's jaw dropped open. Ashley immediately hand to the mouth, but you could see the smile in her eyes. I saw this woman's pubic hair probably about five to six times. Stop saying pubic hair. Eddie, you didn't expect that, right? I thought she was going to say butt crack. I was reading her yesterday email, and when she said that she saw something that really tripped her out, I'm like...
Skye's about to tell a very prudish story about how she saw the top of panties sticking out, you know. Whoa. Yeah, probably about like this much of it. That's about an inch. Is she from the 70s? Sticking out. Oh, that is illegal. And so I, the whole time in my head. Did you take a picture? For your blog. What, for the authorities? And so like the whole time in my mind, I'm going, do I say something? Do I say something? Do I say something? Say something. Cat Stevens is trying to get out of your pants. You have buckwheat in a headlock. Mr. T is peeking out. In my mind, there is no way this chick knows that this is going on. Like, no way that this chick knows that this is happening. And so, I almost for a second... Is that possible? Is that possible? Let's ponder this first. Is that possible? That she doesn't know that? Yes, it's possible.
I guess it is. What are the odds, Eddie? Give me some percentage. Percentage of chance that this girl knew this was happening. Knew that it was happening? Yes. 25%. Wow. See, to me, that is very high. Yeah. I would say... I have a fetish. I'm going to say that there's about... 5% chance she knew that that was showing. You would think that that would be naturally embarrassing. How do you not know? How do you not know, right? You can feel. Can't you feel that? Aren't you like, wow, I don't have any pants on. It was obvious that she wasn't wearing any underwear. You know what I mean? Sky, Sky, Sky. Sky, wait. I need you to... Stand up. Yeah. And show me how low they were. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How low were they? Pull your pants down. No, show me with your hands how low they were. I'd say her pants probably came to about right here. So anytime she would, like, stand up straight, it would go, like, down to here. That's a... What is she, Britney Spears? Dude. Oh, my gosh. Well, she was really, really thin. She must have no hips. I would say Skye just put her hand about four inches above...
Her crotch. Yeah, yeah. And when she was kind of slouching, there was maybe like an inch or two of skin between her pants and her sweater. But then when she stood up straight, you know, everything... readjusted. Oh, my crotch. Phone lines are going to be blown up. What store was that? Describe that person. I'm almost about coming out of my skin and then there's a point where one of the shirts The Boo bought didn't have a tag on it. Oh, was The Boo with you? Yeah. What did she call him? The Boo. Her husband. Did he notice anything? Eddie. Please. I can't even comment on what he was saying. He kept making conversation. I can't even comment on what he was saying. Did you pick that up for me on the ground? In the parking lot. Don't stop that. How long have you been working here? So there was one point where one of his shirts didn't have a price tag on it. And so one of the other ladies working there had to go out to the racks to find it. And it was apparent that she had no clue where this shirt is. So I was like, oh, boo, will you go help her find the shirt? Will you get the heck out of here?
And so I figured this is my perfect opportunity to be like, I don't know if you like me. No, no, no, no. Well, I'm about to do this when a mother and her three children walk up right behind me standing in line. And I'm like, okay, I can't drop the. You would have said to somebody. Dude, I felt bad for her. Skye, what if she said, what if she said, oh, my pants are just kind of low. And I'd be like, no, I could, like, describe your stuff to a sketch artist. He's trying to escape. Yeah. So once the kids were there, I was like, there's no way I can say this with children, like, standing. The kids would probably say something. You're good. And then, so this goes on, and she's still chatting away. How much are we talking? Half an inch is showing a quarter, you know, like a centimeter, like just a hint of. He said an inch. Yeah, well, it changed, but the max view I got at one point was like an inch. Like there was stuff going on. That's really crazy, man. Yeah, yeah, it was nuts. And so as, you know, she prints up the receipt and, you know. Hey, listen, man, fashion's fashion, right? Fashion's fashion.
But that's a little trippy. That's a little trippy. That's never been fashioned. That's weird. And so, you know, she's like obviously prides herself on her customer service. Oh, by the way, by the way, I'm telling you, this just hit me. What? I bet you it will be. Like, you know how they tripped out about Elvis back in the day and we're like, are you kidding me? Right. Like, to us, this is crazy. At some point, this may be fashion. Oh, I don't know. That would be. And all of us listening right now are all in agreement that that's out of control. But there will be kids that we're going to look like old people. We're going to look like old people because the kids are going to be like, oh my goodness, you are so squaring. I say we try to start this hard. I call mine the Selick. So it's obvious that this chick prides herself on her customer service with all her chatty Cathy-ness. And so as she prints out the receipt, another little thing prints out with the receipt. And she goes, we would love for you to go to our website and enter this code and take our customer survey.
Eddie is waving his fist at Sky like... You better not have done what I think you're about to say. Oh, no. It was late night yesterday, so I didn't, but I'm saving it. You're not going to. Eddie, why wouldn't you? You just saw somebody's pubes. What are you going to do? Get that girl in trouble for that? It's not about getting her in trouble. It's not about getting her in trouble. It may not be about that, but she will get in trouble. If you're typing that... It's different reading that. The alternative is we're okay with that getting shown. Hey, man, you know what? Well, what are you going to do? Get him to make her stop. She's going to get fired. Like, what if I even type, like, I don't want her to get in trouble. She was so pleasant. I don't think she had any idea. That's cool. But someone should let her know, and I didn't have the guts to do it. Maybe you just put, hey, a little too much was being revealed. Maybe you don't put that it's a pubic hair that was coming out, but that is pretty nutty. It is pretty nutty. How does she not know? Because you can't help but divert your eyes when you see something like that. So when she sees everybody staring at her crotch, how does she not maybe go, hmm? What's going on here? Did I spill something? Oh, my crotch! It's like, hello?
It is a little out there. He's part of our customer service. Dude, it was so nuts. It was the craziest thing ever. Hey, Shawnee, give me that old 1981 Billy Squire deal. Hi, I'm Billy Squire. On behalf of myself and everyone here at MTV, I'd like to wish you all a happy holiday season and a terrific new year. 5701053. You ever seen anything like that? Like what this guy's talking about? Ew. Live 701053 or text us at 35253. Going to Vegas, baby Vegas. Friday morning show will be broadcast live from the Palms Casino in Las Vegas. Give us a call, 5701053. Text us 35253. You ever seen anything crazy like that, what Sky was just talking about? We got so much stuff on the show today, man. So much cool stuff. I got to read you that email about decorating the tree. You're either going to fall in one camp or the other.
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You know, Skye? Well, I just love this. Bob and Eddie are discussing silently. We got it. Who is it? I know. Fiona Apple. You are correct. Of course. Wow. These two. Those of you should go on a game show. We're a team. I listen to her all the time. Not all the time, but I love her stuff. See, I do, too, and I didn't know that it was her when I was reading it. You didn't? Sean listens to her all the time, too. Oh, dude. That first couple of notes where she flutters with her voice, she does that. She's great at it. Welcome back. It is 7.06. Prosecutors in the case of the man who's accused in the hit and run that killed an Alpine man last week says the driver had been on a five-day drinking binge before the accident. Clinton Portis was on a radio show yesterday and went off on his head coach, says the team has no idea what they're doing, and he doesn't understand what the problem is.
One day, you know, when things going good, you getting praise. I don't know if people get aggravated with me getting attention. You know, I don't know what it is. It ain't like communication with me because that's some BS to go out and say, I don't know what's going on. Where am I missing me? Let me start missing me. Let me not come out to practice. Let me sit my ass in the training room if I don't know what's going on, what I'm standing outside for. Wow. Wow. Wow. He wasn't happy. Was this like a phone interview? Yeah, it was like an interview with a radio station. And, you know, he's upset because he was banged up last week and he only got one carry in the second half. Right. And so he was pretty upset about that. But, you know, he was banged up. Yeah. So, I don't know. There it is. So before we went to break, I said, in El Cajon, they're doing a traffic stop last night, right? And Sky, what happened? Well, yeah. So it was just about after midnight. So technically, I guess this morning. But in El Cajon, they pulled someone over for a traffic violation. They don't specifically say what it was. And it was two men in the car and a woman. And they pulled the car over and the two men got out and took off on foot. And the woman who is still in the car, who is described by the police as elderly.
told the police that she had been kidnapped a few days ago and was being killed by this man. And the car is registered in her name. So the two dudes took off on foot. They got a helicopter out immediately to try and search for the guys. They did... get one of the guys, but the other guy they're still looking for. And that's, you know, really the only details they have now. They're still trying to sort it all out and, you know, make sure this woman... And do they know if this woman was harmed, what they were doing with her while they had her, nothing? We don't know any of this? No, I mean, like I said, it happened, you know, just after midnight last night. So, you know, I'm sure as the day goes on, we'll probably find out more details. But yeah, she said she had been kidnapped a couple days ago. She lives in an... unincorporated part of La Mesa. You know, they pulled the people over in El Cajon on Tangerine Street and Blue Belt Way shortly after midnight. That's pretty much all we know right now, but crazy. Why would they have her in the car at 12 o'clock at night two days after they took her? I don't know. I mean, you know, they're still trying to sort it all out and make sure her story is legit because, you know, you never know. But, yeah, nuts.
You know, this is just in my heart right now. I just wish that there was a way for me as, you know, having the opportunity, having a microphone in front of me. I wish that there was a way for me to talk to people, anybody that's listening that is committing crime. I wish that there was a way for me to somehow communicate to them to try to have a change in your heart. You know, and I understand that. Maybe it's the way you grew up and that's the only way you know is to do it that way. Or maybe it's that times are tough and so it's the only way you know to make ends meet. Or maybe it's just that you have a very clouded, dark heart. But maybe the way that I could reach you is to just think of one person in your life that you at one time cared about or loved. And maybe it's your mom.
Maybe it's your dad. Maybe it's a brother. Maybe it's a sister. Maybe you still have somebody right now that you love or that you care about. And maybe the answer to that is, as I'm speaking right now, and you're somebody that commits crime, maybe as I'm saying that right now, you're like, I don't love anybody. Never have, never will. Maybe that's the deal too. All I'm going to tell you is God loves you. God loves you. Even though you're a criminal, God loves you. God loves you. And I just pray that there is a change in their hearts. Those stories like that, that breaks my heart. That's somebody's mom. That's somebody's mom. Somebody's daughter. Somebody's daughter. Somebody's mom. Somebody's sister. And so if you're a person that does that kind of stuff, just think of your own mom. Just think of your own mom, man. Or think of your own sister. Or, you know what I mean? It just breaks my heart. You know, I have a tenderness for kids and the elderly, man. It just breaks my heart to hear that. And I'm so glad she's okay. Oh, am I glad she is okay. And we'll probably hear more about it as the days go on. But, oh, that is a very sad story. Let's see. This is people writing in.
responding to Skye seeing the girl at the store with the very low cut jeans and the pubic hair. She could see the girl's pubic hair. I can't hear that word. Mikey. I know. Eddie, you had a rough... That was a little rough, right? That was weird coming out of Skye's mouth. That was... I couldn't handle it. It was a code word instead. It was like a really... The worst word she's ever said. Yes. This text says... I have to completely reevaluate my opinion of Skye. I didn't think she was physically capable of saying the words pubic hair. Our text is 35253. Wow, guys, did I ever turn the radio on at the right time? Thank you for blessing my steering wheel with coffee. It's funny when you laugh so hard you spit coffee all over your steering wheel. This text message says, Mikey, will Eddie be serving Skye her traditional glass of eggnog this year? Leave me alone. Haven't I been traumatized enough? Oh. Sky does not go... Ridiculous. Please. I'm lying. That's right. Sky does not like eggnog. Negative. I love eggnog. Too creamy. Oh. You tried it, though. Yes. You tried it. Barely. Yeah, she did barely try it. But I tried it. She let it touch her lips. I did. Yeah, and it's too something. Too nutmeggy or something. Something's going on in there. Too eggy? Yeah. It doesn't taste like egg.
It doesn't. Not at all. Not even a little bit. It tastes like cinnamon and nutmeg. Cinnamon creamy deliciousness. It tastes like eggs and nogs. It's very noggy. Very noggy. It's got so much sugar in it, man. You know how I get that sugar reaction? I took one drink of eggnog this season. Just one. I just took a pretty good drink. That was it. Totally drunk. There was rum in it. Did I mention that? I buy light eggnog. It's like half. Really? And it tastes exactly the same. I guarantee you it doesn't taste exactly the same. It does. It's good. I'll try it, Ash. It's good. I'll try it because I love eggnog, but I can't drink it. And if there's a little less sugar in there, although I got to tell you, I got this rice pudding that had no sugar. It was disgusting. I took one bite yesterday. I took one bite and that was it. I was like, but I had bought two different kinds. And so the other one I liked, the other one was, I'll even tell you the brand. I'm sure you'll love diet eggnog. I've tried that before. Cozy Shack. No sugar added tapioca. That's the name of the brand. The brand is Cozy Shack and I like their tapioca with no sugar. But you know what I should do? I should just get the regular and take one bite instead of being able to eat a whole container of disgusting no sugar stuff. You know what else is good? Pumpkin spice eggnog. Mmm.
I have that in my fridge. Is it light? No, it's regular. Regular one? I splurged because it was pumpkin. We must take a quick time out. When we come back, what do you think Obama's approval, transition approval rating is? A million percent. Oh, well. Okay, wait. Well, of course you do, lady. Obama. Of course you do. When we come back, I'll tell you what his approval rating is. Our phone number is 570-1053. Our text number is 35253. And our best of CD, Sweet Berry Wine, is available online for presale right now. Just go to MikeyShow.com. M-I-K-E-Y-S-H-O-W.com. It is available for presale right now. Sweet Berry Wine. Eddie, who is this? Fiona Apple. It is not Fiona Apple. It is not. Rob, who is this? Christina Aguilera. That is correct. It is Christina Aguilera. I like her. I like those pipes, you know what I'm saying? We know you do. Cock-a-doodle-doo. Guess what time it is? It's 7.15 in the morning. That's right. It's just 15 minutes after 7. Those are 15 minutes that you could have spent switching to Geico.
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like the best light beer ever. It is. It's the best. And it's a Corona. I really want to just chill on a beach with a Corona Lite. Well, that would explain the bikini top you're wearing. Is there a beach here? Not per se. Oh, hello. There has to be. There's two rivers. Oh, my gosh. Let's go to Hudson River Beach. That's not really... The point is, Corona Lite is the only light beer that's also a Corona because it has the same refreshing, ready-for-the-beach taste. It's imported by Crown Imports, Chicago, Illinois. Relax responsibly. We're going to be on TV, right? Yeah, well, if you swim in the Hudson. Woo! Enjoy. Fully accredited National University Virtual High School offers over 70 online high school courses, including advanced placement. Enroll part-time or full-time to earn a high school diploma. Call 866-366-8847 or visit nuvhs.org. This is game day with the Chargers and Bud Light on Rock 105.3. Did you hear that? San Diego's Rock. The Mikey Show continues, featuring Mikey. I am a fan. When I don't eat, I turn into the hole. There we go. It really bothers me. We all cannot operate. 24 years of age, I can't. This show's on 105.3. Who is this singing? Give it a second. Ruin it. Alicia Keys. We have Raya, we've heard Alicia Keys. Who is this, Rob?
That is Sean's guess. It has not been said yet. It has not. It is Clay Aiken. No, it's not. It's not. Eddie is thinking. Rob is thinking. Christina Aguilera again? It is not. They're never going to get it. They're never going to get it. No way, Mike. It's not. Should I tell you? No way. They're going to freak out. It's almost worth telling them now so they can enjoy it and go, really? Yeah. Tandy Lone, bro. It is not Tandy Lone, though. She's so good at the time. American Idol winner Catherine McPhee. Wow. She didn't win? This guy's jaw just dropped open. Oh, yeah, she didn't win. She got second. She didn't win? No. Taylor Hicks won. Taylor Hicks won. Was that your... Wow. American Idol runner-up. Yeah. That sounds as good as, like, any of those big-name guesses you were making. I would have put money on it with Mariah. That did sound like Mariah. Christina Aguilera, almost. Yeah. Well, I say how dare you to that, but, you know. Well, don't you need to wear that. You know, listen, you people. Yeah, I think McPhee's better. With your lack of respect. I don't know.
Well, definitely prettier. A thousand percent. A thousand percent. A thousand percent. A thousand percent. Unbelievable. No. No. No. No. No. No. What happened to Catherine McPhee? Her name was out there all kinds a while back and then it just went to nowhere. She was in that movie. The house bunny. Yeah. No, nothing. She's good. It hurts you. What's up? And comes down. That's what success is like. My son, Jake, says that success is kind of like... What's up? It goes up and then... And comes down. And then it comes down. He really connotes the S there. Comes down. What's up? And comes down. Yeah. Thank you, Bubba. I agree. Okay. So, a couple of big things real quickly.
These are the things that are big out there. Okay. The governor of Illinois is cheating. Okay, that's a big thing. The governor of Illinois was selling Barack Obama's vacated Senate seat. Selling it. On Craigslist. That would be. I don't know that he was selling it on Craigslist. It was just blatant. It was not Craigslist. It was. Shouldn't say it. It was the Union Tribune. No. No, he was not selling it. No. On his MySpace account. eBay. eBay. eBay. eBay. And then the other big news is Jay Leno shocks the world by saying, I'm not going anywhere. I'm not going away. Which I'm sure Conan O'Brien feels great about that. Ashley, what was that? Was that your Leno? That's Jay Leno right there. That's not bad. You know what I like? The phrasing. Those are big stories out there. Obama. Obama. Love him. He is making a transition right now. This is the first time I've ever heard of somebody talking about what someone's approval rating is in the transitionary period. Oh, yeah. Once you get the gig, it's like, you know, they have an approval rating for everything. For everything. And so what is... He's not...
He's not even in the White House yet. Well, the approval rating is how he's handling this transition. There is no transition yet. He's setting up this cabinet. He's getting it all together, bros. Who's voting? Everyone. I haven't voted. I don't know what we're yelling about! You didn't get your how's the transition going ballot in the mail? We all voted. Well, keep in mind, President Bush's current approval rating is at 28%. Oh. All-time high? No, actually, all-time low. Oh. Yeah. So the approval rating of Barack Obama and the way he's handling the... Transition is at 79%. Oh, my goodness. Almost eight of every ten Americans think he is the best person in the world. Yes, let's launch chips. Thank you, Mike. Fireworks. Yes. Let's change the cover of the $5 bill and put his picture on it. Oh, I like that. Yes, the cover of it. The cover. This month's cover of the $5 bill. Let's change the cover.
The phone is ringing. Oh! Hey, what's up, guys? Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. It's President George W. Bush. I like your idea about changing the cover of the five. You don't have to get on me, too, President Bush. You don't have to get on me, too. I made a mistake. I meant to say the... What did I mean to say, Scott? I'm not sure. Don't worry. Well, President Bush... What do you think about this approval rating thing, the transition approval rating? What is that all about? Well, you know, I told Obama not to trip out too much on approval ratings. You know, this stuff is very complicated. Someone in my staff broke it down for me, and it made it easier to understand. Think of approval ratings like that game Sudoku. A what? Okay. Just take your rating and add those two numbers together, then add your favorite number to the end.
And that's your real approval rating. Oh, that's weird. I don't think, I think they lied. I think they lied to you. I don't think it goes that way. I don't think it goes that way. My approval rating is actually through the roof. It is. In fact, I got major props last night. I spelled Quizmaster in Scrabble. You even got the triple word score. But that has nothing to do with C. But that has nothing to do with your approval rating. How many cues can you use? That's your scramble score. That's your scramble score. That's not your approval rating. President Bush. I think Joe Biden's prediction may come true. Something big is going to happen to Barack in the first six months to test him. Yes. And it did in my administration. Yeah, it did. It was 9-11, right? No, it wasn't that. It was me getting lost in the secret passageway in the Lincoln bedroom. Oh, no. Is that what it was? You're getting lost in there? You're going to need it. I think he'll figure it out. Yeah, he'll probably manage that. You should have. Laura's telling me something. What's that, babe? My approval rating's going up?
There you go. Oh, no, wait. I'm looking at my Tetris score. Tetris? You're playing Tetris right now. What game console do you like there, President Bush? Original Nintendo. Got it. He likes a lot of games. He does. I'm going to play Paperboy after this. Oh, wow. Do you remember when I was talking the other day about Obama? And you were telling me that... favorite, or your favorite movie in Barack was Man on Fire. Yes, that's right. That's right, President Bush. I think I did. Yes. Yes, sir. Yes, President. Actually, I called Obama the other night to congratulate him on his big approval rating. You did? I also wanted to apologize to him for asking him to bring the car around the first time we met. That is not a good thing. That's not good to do. That was not good to do, President Bush. That was not good. I actually turned off my Nintendo and I'm now playing my Wii console. I'm doing yoga. Stretching it out. I'm doing the flatulent dog right now. Flatulent dog, I'm a Wii. That's a fun game.
Uh-uh. What? Gross! Hey, Mikey. Yes! You know, getting a high approval rating isn't actually all that hard. Really? Yeah, let me show you. Give me the authorization to bomb Iran and then sit back and enjoy the show. No, no, no. That's a bad idea. That's not good. Don't laugh at that. Why is he laughing? I don't know. That's a good one. Can I get serious for a second? Yes, please, President Bush. The reason why Obama's transitioning so well is because me and Billy Boy gave him our cliff notes. And so he's been studying up. Yes, that's good. You know, he's kind of like that freshman nerd, you know, that studies all the time, that's a total brown noser. And he wants to do real good so he can get, like, straight A's. Yes, I am. I like the cool, hip senior ditches class. Yeah. It doesn't care because I know I'm graduating in a month. You're not graduating. That's kind of like that. Yes. You shouldn't say that out loud. Yeah. I was thinking of which I got my senior trip all planned out.
We're going to Cabo. Cabo. Well, that's awesome. That should be fun. That's good. Okay. Be careful. Think of all the MySpace pictures, President Bruce. That'll be great. Hey, guys. Have a good one. There he is. Ladies and gentlemen, that's President. Take that cover of the five, Mikey. Hello? Who's the man? Mikey? Hello? Never called in before, but I love your show, and you guys rock. Oh, that's awesome. Okay, we're back with more music and more of your phone calls after we check on local traffic. This is what radio will sound like after Friday 12-12. The day the year stood still. The world's not coming to an end. We are. The day the year stood still. Rated PG-13. Some material may be inappropriate for PG-13. In theaters and IMAX this Friday. It's back. The sign and drive. Uh-oh, I mean sign then drive sales event at Drew Volkswagen in La Mesa. Lease any new Volkswagen with zero down. You heard right. This is a true zero down event. Drive away in an 09 Rabbit with premium German engineering, six airbags and 10 speaker audio system for only 258 per month with zero down. That's zero down and 258 a month. Or for just your signature, lease a new 09 Jetta with automatic transmission, 29 MPGs and four star crash test rating for only 288 per month.
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I've never heard anything like it before, I have to say. It's been a great year, you guys. Thank you for giving me a reason to get up in the morning and making my days a little brighter. You guys have literally changed my life and have given me reasons to laugh, even when I never thought I would laugh again. Please keep up the good work, and I'm sure the rest of the P1s will agree with me when I say, please, for the love of all that is good and pure, don't ever leave us. Love you guys. Love it. Love it. Love you. I love you. That's cool. Awesome. A couple of texts that we're getting at 35253. Mikey, Ashley is not telling the truth. Light eggnog is gross. That's P1 Nate Dog. I knew it. I'm willing to try it, Ash. I'm willing to try it. Everyone has their own opinion. It's true. Mikey, Skye isn't weird for not liking eggnog. She just prefers hamnog. That's P1 Ham Song. I didn't realize that. I didn't think of that. You're so funny. I didn't think of that. Where do you get that? Mikey, what's the point of pumpkin spice eggnog? Doesn't that defeat the whole eggnog taste? What's next? Pepsi eggnog? Oh, really? So when you get a vanilla latte or a pumpkin spice latte, do you not still have a latte? Thank you. She got you there. I just sprained my brain. How about that? But isn't it like a latte latte? What? Well, eggnog and pumpkin taste the same.
Mikey, how much do you think Obama paid for that seat as senator? Shut up. Shut your dirty mouth. Mike, don't even. He's a great American. He'd still be president, right? I don't know. They may. Well, yeah, because if you break the law, you're not allowed to be president, right? There's no way. He didn't know about it. In fact, this was Not only did he not know about it, this was to replace his seat. Yes. So, I just want to put that out there. As far as we know. I'm just saying. Back off, bro. Mikey, I was wondering if you guys were doing any other events in Vegas other than just Friday morning. Because I'm not getting out there until Friday night and would love to still come see you guys. Thanks. P1, Mommy's Little Monster. We will be eating. I know we will be eating a lot. You can find us in the club. That's right. In the club. Whoa, that sounds so fun. For no reason. For no reason. We'll be at the Ultimate Fighter finale. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's on Saturday. We're going to be at the Ultimate Fighter finale. And so that'll be pretty cool.
freaking out about that. I'm freaking out too. Freaking out. So for those of you that you don't know the deal, this is probably the biggest news story there is in America right now. The state that Barack Obama just left is Illinois. He was a senator there. Junior senator. Oh, hello. And he is, and when his seat was vacated, they had to fill it. The governor of Illinois, apparently was letting it go to the highest bidder. Right, Skye? Yeah, he was arrested yesterday on federal charges of corruption. And basically, you know, to break it down, he was accused of, yeah, trying to sell the seat for perks for like him and his wife. Like, oh, well, if you put my wife on the board of this charity with $150,000 annual salary. Bro wrote a nickel bag. Yeah, all this crazy stuff.
This guy's been being, well, he posted bail. First three rows. Isn't that reasonable enough? I mean, I can get you third row. Throw in dinner at Pizzeria Uno's and I will absolutely think about it. Done. Maybe Ditka's. Ditka's is way more expensive than Pizzeria Uno's. So this guy like really has no shame. He's posted bail. He says he plans to return to work today. And, you know, he's been being investigated for quite a while. Does he or does he not look like the gym teacher? He looks like every high school gym teacher. Sweaty. So, yeah, like this guy, he to me seems so arrogant. You know, he knows he's been investigated for a while. And so a while ago when he was talking about it, he said he has nothing to hide. Cut five. wants to take my conversations go right ahead feel free to do it I don't care whether you take me privately or publicly I can tell you that whatever I say is always lawful and the things I'm interested in doing are always lawful
I'm taping you right now. Now you go. Say something lawful. So the U.S. Attorney Fitzgerald held a press conference yesterday and talked about how he thought previous presidents would respond to this news cut too. Technical behavior in all this, the most appalling, is the fact that Governor Blagojevich tried to sell the appointment to the Senate seat vacated by President-elect Obama. the conduct would make Lincoln roll over in his grave. The governor's own words describing the Senate seat, quote, it's a bleeping valuable thing, thing, you just don't give it away for nothing, close quote. Another quote, I've got this thing, and it's bleeping golden. I'm just not giving it up for bleeping nothing. Yuck. So, of course, everybody's wondering, well, what does Obama think? You know, Obama worked with this guy. You know, it was Obama's bacon. They're boys. Well, I don't know if I'd say they're boys. They are. They work together, and, you know, it's Obama's vacancy that, you know, stirred all this up. So Obama comments on it. Cut three. Obviously, like the rest of the people of Illinois, I am saddened and sobered by the news that came out of the U.S. Attorney's Office today. But as this is an ongoing investigation involving the governor...
I don't think it will be appropriate for me to comment on the issue at this time. As the crow flies. I hope that this... Listen, there's going to be more names. There's going to be more names because somebody was listening to the offers. Or somebody was making offers. Somebody was making offers. Rob. Rob. So this is going to get a lot... dickier. Oh, yeah. So, anyway, that's a big deal out there right now. You guys want to hear an email? Oh, yeah. Tell me your thoughts on this. Our phone number 5701053, our text 35253, so comment on this. Mikey, I got a big problem in my house. I got married this year, and I had no idea that my wife is such a Scrooge. Oh, man. That's so nice. I have all my Christmas ornaments from when I was a kid. Oh, me too.
Plus, all the ones I've been collecting throughout the years. They are all great. I even have some Star Wars ones, Eddie. Yes! Me too. I have Chewbacca. I have Luke Skywalker. I have Princess Leia. I don't have Han Solo yet. He wants. Just throwing it out there, Eddie. Who said that? Well, my wife wants to only put up Martha Stewart. Martha Stewart type tree. You know, the ones with no personality. Okay. Stop it. A bunch of gold and silver balls and garland and stuff. She thinks it looks nicer. I don't care about that. I want to put up my ornaments. I want to put my ornaments up. Plus, when we have kids, I want them to have their own ornaments too. Do I need to get a separate tree for my stuff now? Or how can we compromise on this? Thanks. Love the show. P1 Wolverine. Here is the problem. The problem is that you can't have, well, I don't think you can have both. Because I am of the no personality camp. I like just very traditional.
Gold or silver. I don't like gold. Silver and gold. Silver and gold. I like that. I like the silver. Silver bag. Oh, no. You stick your tongue out. Why does she stick her tongue out when she does it? I don't know. Is she gagging? No, dude. It's like watching a German shepherd drink out of the toilet. Is there peanut butter on the roof of her mouth? I don't know, dude. That is weird. Anyway, I just like the normal, man. I don't want little figurines. I don't want any of that. I just want gold or just white and silver balls. No, we had a Christmas tree. Did you get ornaments every year? We got the regular. We got just the balls up there.
But if you were a kid and you got those... Yeah, I'd be into that. You'd love it. I'd be into it. But we didn't do it that way. We did a traditional. And like my sister-in-law, that's what she does too. She does the traditional with just the, you know, decorating it, but without the... Okay. Ashley sneezes boring. She sneezes boring. No, I had something in my... Now, if you're in the... camp of the figurines and all that stuff, you think that it has no personality and it's boring. If you're in my camp where you like the traditional balls and the silver and stuff like that, you think that the other one is tacky. Tacky. With all the tacky figurines. So is boring. No personality. Well, it is what it is. So, what do you do? We speak the truth. Me too. No, you don't. You're a fool. What are we, white trash Christmas over here? Here's my question. Here's my question. I'm a class for you. Now, here's my question. How do you compromise on this? How do you compromise on it? If you have one from one camp and one from the other, in my camp, you can't put those on there. Now, I got to ask you, Eddie, in your camp, can you put the silver and the gold or no?
I don't have any room to with all of my tacky ornaments that I have. I agree with that. You're so trashy. My awesome childhood. Well, my no personality tree doesn't have any room for little elves, okay? Little elves. Keep your little elves to yourself. Well, this one time at my camp. We used both. We used bells, and we also used... Whistles. We also used regular ornaments, and you just mix and match, bro. It's all crazy, dude. There's one clear answer, and it's divorce. No. Wait, you're divorcing mine? Yes. 570-1053, first of all. do both. That's what I do. I recommend two trees. Yeah, me and my fiance. Why don't you have a front room tree and a family room tree? That's what my mom does. My mom does two trees. Wait, does your mom do that because somebody likes it? No, she just, she has a room.
When you first walk in to my parents' house and it's like this front room that nobody goes into. The sitting room. It's the sitting room. And that's where all her antiques are. And nobody plays in there. And that's where she puts up. No shoes. No drinks. No service. Are you kidding with drinks? Yeah, right. And so she puts up this classy tree. And then downstairs where we open presents and have the fun, that's where the cool tree is. Dude. This will irritate you. First of all, my wife, she's not even really, she doesn't even really care about that stuff. But when she does, you know, it's got to be the classy Martha Stewart tree. She doesn't even care, really. But there's no tree up. Like, we don't even have a tree up right now. Get Rebecca on. Okay. You know, because we're going to go on vacation. So we didn't think that there was a point of doing it. But. I don't know. I don't know, man. I love it, and I obsess over it. Yeah. That my ornaments have to be in the perfect spot, in the perfect viewing spot, and, like, there can be no holes in the tree. Like, I obsess over our Christmas tree. And what I love is kind of, I think mine kind of sounds like Eddie's in the way that my parents got me an ornament.
every year and they write like the date on the bottom and so when you decorate your tree it's like a cool little gift every year it's like oh i remember this and i remember that it's like oh great another red ball yeah now here's the deal oh yay now in all honesty uh in all honesty i'm fine with how anybody wants to decorate their tree to each their own i guess where it becomes an issue is when you got two people in the same house that have the different camps. That's rough. Honey, are you there? I think you're in the Martha Stewart tree camp, right? Definitely. 100%. You're not in the ornament camp. Don't you want to get Jake a little ornament for every year and hanging on the tree? Nope. Oh, wow. Okay. I thought I was going to change you. Listen. There were a lot of parts of my childhood that you guys know I would take back. But we had a Christmas tree and I liked it. I thought it was cool. So I never felt like left out in the I didn't have like a special ornament thing. But I hear it and I go, oh, that sounds nice. I mean, it sounds cool. I mean, you walk into Hallmark and it's like, holy cow. They have so many. Like every person you can possibly imagine has an ornament.
And, Sean, didn't you have to, like, get a separate tree? Oh, like, you know, my wife loves to do the Martha Stewart tree. And she set one up. And, yeah, she bought a separate smaller tree that I have to actually keep in our bedroom upstairs. Wow. So, and that has all my, I have a ton of, like, Trek ornaments. Honey, what's the matter with Jake? Sorry. What? It's all right. It's like a parental thing. You hear it in your head and you hear your kid crying and you go, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What's going on with Jake? It's kind of a long story. Do you want me to tell you? Yeah, yeah. Okay. You know that Elmo's Christmas countdown that my mom got him? Yeah. Well, I tried to show that to him again this morning. Yeah. And it scared him so much. Really? What? That he was pretty hysterical. And so he's saying, other Elmo, other Elmo, other Elmo. And so I put the other Elmo on for him, which I'm putting on right now. Yeah. At the beginning, both of them are the same in the beginning. Oh, no. And see, now the regular Elmo started, so he's fine. Yeah. But at the beginning, he thought I was trying to show him the same one. Oh. He was really upset because he's like, no, I want the other Elmo, the other Elmo. This new Elmo thing that she got, like, the people have gigantic heads, you know? Oh, that's crazy. Like, their whole body is a head.
It's kind of like that deal. It kind of creeped me out, too, but he watches a ton of stuff that creeps me out. The new one, it's not creepy, but it's different, and sometimes he has a really... Oh, honey, those big giant heads of those elves are creepy. Maybe. It's Ben Stiller. It is? Oh, yeah, it is. Oh, yeah, that's right. He does the voice of the elf, and it is a Ben Stiller, so it's got the big giant Ben Stiller eyebrows. It's kind of creepy. Aww. Anyway. So what I was going to say is that I think that when I'm going to have trouble, like, I don't have any desire to, you know, get Jake an ornament every year or whatever, but where I'm going to have trouble is when he's in school and he starts making stuff. Oh, yeah. Because that actually does mean something to me, and I'll want to make sure that, you know, whatever it is that he's created has gotten... You know what I just realized as she was talking? Huh? If I had married Rebecca and she was of like the Eddie camp, I'd be fine with it. Like it doesn't it's what I prefer. I prefer the simple white silver. But if she wanted to do a thing where she was bringing in ornaments and, you know, stuff, whatever. If Jake starts bringing stuff home, we can go to that. I'm easily sold. I'll be like the governor of Illinois. If you want to pay a price, we can have that tree however you want.
But, yeah, so, you know, if he starts bringing home little, you know, clay pots of his hand imprinted in it, whatever. That's the thing, you know, I care so much about him, and I would be so proud of what he brought home that I would want to, you know, put it on. And I'm sure, you know, make a treat. We may have to end up doing two treats, too. Well, listen, I can't see ever telling somebody. You've had that thing since you were a kid. That's not going on. I mean, there's no way you had that thing since you were a kid. It's going on the tree. Right. You know, that's what I mean. Yeah. But, you know, but there are different camps on it. Yeah. And for now, I definitely, you know, my preference is for sure the elegant looking, you know, kind of all monochromatic. She's very, wow. She is very Rebecca Stewart right there. And I don't know what that meant, babe. I don't have any clue. Isn't that the kissing disease? Yeah, isn't it monochromatic when you kiss? Didn't Millicent get that on Brady Bunch? I believe so. Thank you, honey. Love you. Love you. So, Sean, you have two trees? Yeah, and I've got to keep the one with all my ornaments upstairs. But I've been collecting them for a long time. Like, I have the very first Trek ornament that they ever made. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ah, blow it out. Grab a piece of fat and slide off.
Mikey, tell Scrooge to trade off every other year. That's PCMC Hammer Pants. That's what he's saying there. I get what you're saying. I'm a Scrooge. Mikey, this guy needs a new wife. That's P138. Mikey, tacky ornaments have sentimental value that is a million thousand times better than boring plain ornaments. That's P1 Friar Fan. There it is. There is no doubt in my mind that the sentimental ornaments are tacky. I'm going to take a picture of my tree for my blog because it is not tacky. It is gorgeous. I believe you. It is beautiful. I want photographic evidence of that. I will take a picture tonight. My rocks. Yes. It's awesome. Tacky is in the eye of the poster. So you post it and I'll criticize it. Mikey, did Skye say that she has a, quote, classy tree? I do. Does her tree sit in bars and read books as well? That's P1. Creepy and awkward. What is that even? I don't even get the joke. I don't even understand the joke. I don't even understand the joke. Oh, okay. Mikey. Let's see. No. Sean. It's not that funny. That's not on the tree deal. Okay. P1 Matt. Oh, hey, Matt. Hey, Matt. Hey, Matt. Hey, Matt. Hey, Matt. I got it. Go ahead. I'm a total Scrooge. You are a Scrooge.
But my wife and I had this exact same fight sitting in the middle of Target trying to pick out our ornaments. Yeah. And the funny part is I'm the one who has the box of kid ornaments back at home. Really? But you don't want to hang them up? Well, yeah, basically. How come? My wife convinced me and I gave way. And I got to admit, I'm pretty much all the way in the other camp now. I love putting up the crazy stuff. Really? To all the Scrooges out there, the only advice I have to give is just give it a shot. You got to try it. Hear that, Mike? I am unconvinced, but... You got to try it, Mikey. I am unconvinced, but I have certainly heard the words come out of your mouth. Thank you, brother. Take care. Bye, dude. I'll get you a Scooby-Doo ornament, Mike, and it will melt your heart. It will melt your cold heart. 570-1053 is our phone number. Our text number is 35253. Don't go away. We're going to do... We've got so much... Oh, we still have not announced what Ashley is going to be eating. Let's do the eating competition. We'll be telling you about that in the following hour. Ashley does eating competitions. Mommy's hungry. Mommy's hungry. Don't go away.
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The Mikey Show continues with Mikey. I'm really, really impatient. I think of myself as particular. Sky. I, as we all know, like a deal. Sean. I don't like any of the major sports. Boston Rob. Bostonians are tight-knit people. And Ashley. Well, I'm actually like awake and like... The Mikey Show's on. Anyway. We're on 5-3. Back to you, Mike. Took me a second. That's Sarah McLaughlin's Christmas stuff. The emotional terrace. I think this one's going to be better. Let's do this one. Good, because I was getting pictures of like three-legged cats in my head with eye patches on. She does do that, man. I'm back. It is 8.
15. The man who lost his family when the fighter jet crashed into his university city home says he does not blame the pilot. The Yankees are said to be very close to signing free agent CeCe Sabathia. Oh. Sorry, Rob. Before we went to break, I said that Coldplay had responded to Joe Satriani. Joe Satriani's suing Coldplay. And Sky said, they're suing Coldplay. He's suing Coldplay. For any and all profits from that song, Viva La Vida. Yeah. Wow. Because he says they're ripping him off. Yeah. And the other day we played the songs back to back and played them on top of each other. And there's kind of no doubt there what's going on with all of that.
But so, yeah, Joe Satriani filed a lawsuit and then it was made public and Coldplay has just now responded. And this is their statement, quote, with the greatest possible respect to Joe Satriani, we have now unfortunately found it necessary to respond publicly to his allegations. If there are any similarities between our two pieces of music, they are entirely coincidental and just as surprising to us as to him. Joe Satriani is a great musician, but he did not write the song Viva La Vida. We respectfully ask him to accept our assurances of this and wish him well in all future endeavors. End quote. Is it possible? And then? I guess. I don't know. I mean, I don't have any idea how to write music, so I don't know what the process is. Yeah. You know? So then Satriani's lawyer responded to their statement saying that they attempted dialogue with Coldplay on many occasions before this went public, before it went to the courts, and they refused. And that they were basically forced to file a lawsuit. Well, that's not cool. He says, as far as any, quote, coincidence, ultimately, that will be for a jury to decide. Yeah. Well, we heard it, and it sounded like this.
Same song. Dead on. Yeah. And I just, in the Coldplay statement, when they respectfully ask him to accept our assurances. So, oh, oh, you say so? Okay. Then I'm out of here. Like, what? Please. Just go ahead and respectfully sweep it under the rug. Exactly. And we would really appreciate it. That's basically what they're saying. Zach, what is that? Is that the guitar player for Coldplay? That's the drummer. Somebody emailed me the other day saying I look just like that. You do? Yeah. I want to see. He looks like the drummer for Coldplay. Oh, my God. Wow. That's funny. Hey, did we post the Gallagher Sky thing? Oh, dude, I'll do it right now. I'm sorry. Okay. Somebody sent us a bit. Our new Best Of CD is on sale. Dude, it's so funny. It's hysterical. No, it is not. It is so funny. Ridiculous. I don't see it. You be the judge. I don't see it. Well, our new best of CD is called Sweetberry Wine. Ash, did you see this thing we're talking about? Sean, as soon as it's up, say it. Our new best of CD is called Sweetberry Wine. And if you go to MikeyShow.com, you can see right there, you can pre-order it, okay? We don't have it in hand yet, but you can pre-order it. Once they're gone, they're gone. We say that. So get them.
Hey, grow up. So the picture of Skye on the cover of Sweetberry Wine. We're all wearing the little berets and we have the little mustache and we're all wearing, you know, white shirts, white long sleeve shirts with red stripes. Yeah, we're stomping grapes. Stomping grapes. Somebody looked at this picture of Skye on the cover, isolated her and put it side by side with a picture of... the comedian Gallagher. And I am telling you, it's one of the funniest things I've ever seen. It's the stupidest thing I've ever seen. It is so funny. It's like Coldplay and Satriani. There's no denying it. When you see it, there's no denying it. It's the same person. You can't tell me these are two different people and get away with that. Is that a watermelon seed on your shirt? That is awesome. You are so dumb right now. You are so dumb. Yes. Whatever, man. Skye, is that a watermelon scene? Are you walking around with a sledgehammer? Be honest. Be honest. Oh, man. So, by the way, you know what? That reminds me. So we see that back in the office yesterday. Skye, tell everybody about what you're doing with your cats. Or with your cat. Your head.
You're obese cat. Tell everybody what you told us. Well, so the other night on Animal Planet, there was a show called Fat Pets. And it really traumatized me. And they featured a cat. I love fat cats. Who is similar in weight to Baby Bubango. I'm sorry. What do I love very much? You got a new cat? That's one of Tango's 800 million names. What? Baby Boo Bango? Yeah, the Boo Bangers. Eddie is shaking his head slowly as if to say... My orange love. You know what the look on Eddie's face says right now? Orangey. The look on Eddie's face right now says, well, what more can I learn about her that will irritate me? She knows. She knows. Also, people don't have little names for their pets. This is not good for us. Here's the deal. I only wish that we could rewind time and allow listeners into the office yesterday when it first came up because Eddie already knows this because she said it yesterday. And I just wish that you could experience along with us his shock. And it takes a lot with Sky. It takes a lot with Sky. It's very difficult.
Yes. To listen to this person. Oh, calm down. Who I care for deeply. Thank you, sir. But has the most ridiculous thoughts and ideas. I do not. Yes, you do. Skye, this is outrageous. This is not outrageous. It is by definition. This is me being a loving parent and being proactive. By definition, it's an outrage. You didn't birth it. Yes. Practically. Looney Tunes. Practically. I wish I did. Looney. I nursed it. I love him that much. I did nurse Tango. Yes. I was a wet nurse. Yes. Back to life. He's going to die. Yes, from the diabetes. Yes. What? But what I did was I took a big empty refrigerator box, filled it with newspaper, and laid down in there and nursed that kitten back to life. You're so dumb right now. Just like in the wild. Yes. Anyway, so I was watching Fat Pets, and they had... That's a great visual. They had a... Bathing time. Bob's doing the licking. That's really gross. I do not... Come and get your bath. It's time for your bath. No. I'll occasionally use a washcloth, but I will not lick. I missed a spot. Anyway. Hairball.
That's actually what it sounds like when a cat is working out a hairball. That's Skye coughing up a hairball. Bah! Many! Okay, many. She says money when she coughs up a money ball. She eats so many hundreds that they get clogged up in her stomach and eventually she has to cough them out. She told us the other day she burns them. Do we have that yet, by the way? That clip? Sean, do we have the clip of Skye saying I burn hundreds to stay warm? I was being sarcastic. No, because right after you said, I am not being sarcastic. Okay, so I just posted the Sky's Long Lost Brother picture. The photo? The photo. The photo. The photo. Sky's Long Lost Brother. It's at MikeyShow.com. It's the first thing on the left under new on the show. Sky's Long Lost Brother. That is fantastic. I'm watching Ashley's expression for her to get to it. Go to MikeyShow.com.
And the first thing on the left-hand side when you click on Skye's long laws. It's stupid, right? It's fantastic. I burn hundreds to stay warm. Oh, man. That is awesome. That is so awesome, buddy. It is money, dude. Wow, I mean. Whoever did that, if you're listening, whoever took the picture of Skye and put it next to Gallagher, you are a brilliant person. Thank you. We owe you. You are a brilliant person. MikeyShow.com, new on the show, Skye's long-lost brother. Unbelievable. Oh, it's funny. You know what's great about it? Is they're even both tilted to the side. It's kind of cute. It's almost planned that way. It's kind of canny. I planned it that way. Yes. It's kind of what? It's kind of canny. It's kind of canny. No. Just let it go. Yeah. It's kind of canny? No, Eddie, the only reason she was wrong is because she should have said it was very canny. Okay. It's not kind of canny. It's very canny. It's kind of canny. Uncanny? Oh, how dare you?
Somebody just instant message you. That's right. Everybody's ruining our fun. Leonidas 5701053. Okay, so Sky, tell everybody what you're going to do with your cat. Your fat cat. The tang. I feel so much like sharing now. Oh, no. Come on. I'm sure this won't elicit anything. I'm sure it won't. I'm sure it won't. Okay. So, again, watching Fat Cats on Animal Planet. They had a cat. That was similar in weight to the baby Boo Bangs. Stop saying that. Don't. And it concerned me because they took him to the vet and the vet was concerned. Now, we took him to the vet a while ago and the vet did mention, hey, you should probably start restricting food because ever since. That's a responsible vet. Yeah. Ever since he became an indoor cat due to the coyotes up in the Vito, you know, he has been packing on the LBs. The vet, by the way, not outrageous. The vet, very practical. Restrict the food. Yeah. Sometimes that's not enough. And we've been doing that.
For probably a good, I don't know, maybe two months now. Sometimes you don't see results. I have not been seeing results, Ashley. So what are you going to do, Skye? What should you do about this? Well, on Animal Planet, they said, oh, play with the cat with toys. But we've tried that, too. Like, we throw the toys at him. And he just lays there and stares at us. Like, really? Okay, I'm going to fall for that. But he loves to go outside. So we have decided. That we are going to go to Petco and buy a harness, which is meant for a small dog. And we are going to put him on a harness and a leash. And we are going to start taking him for walks. You're going to walk your cat. We need to videotape it. We're going to have to start in the backyard, walking around the backyard to see how that goes. And then if all goes well, then we'll start taking him out on public streets. And, you know. And, of course, the little bear will have to come, too. You do realize that men are going to pull up in a little white vehicle. Get out.
Dressed all in white with nets. Butterfly nets. Butterfly nets. People can walk their dogs. People can walk their dogs. Why is it so crazy to want to walk your cat? It's not. It's us. He needs exercise. That's great. And I think this is the only way he's going to get it. I love it. I hope that your brain is studied. I don't want him to die early and be obese and me do nothing about it. You are going to be the old crazy lady with a thousand cats. Eddie, the only part I'm wondering about is what do you mean by going to be? Whatever. I think it's a great idea. I love it. I am excited. This is the opposite of a great idea. I hope he likes it. It's the exact opposite. Why? Why is this a bad idea? Tell me why it's a bad idea. Because of the way it will make you look. No. I don't care. I encourage it. I could give two rips about the way I look. Sky. That's clear. I want him to be healthy. Eddie. And I heard that. You are a sky whisperer, dude. No, I'm not. Yeah, you are. I don't speak her language. Tell her not to do that. Don't do that. No, you should. Shut up. You could take the cat to parks.
Where there's a lot of people around, you know? No, obviously not. I don't want to scare him and freak him out. You are trying to... What is that word? You're trying to exploit Sky. You're trying to exploit Sky. I say no for your laughter. Michael! I say that if you've got to run out, you could go green and instead of driving, just walk with the cat down to 7-Eleven or whatever and make sure that you can't bring cats in. So you tie them up outside while you go in. You know how earlier you were going to tell the girl that you saw her pubic hair when she was checking you out? She was the checkout girl. And she was wearing pants that were so low. Sky could see her pubic hair. And Sky... Skye was going to tell her, hey, I can see that. And the reason that you were is because you knew that she didn't know what was going on, right? I'm your friend. Don't walk the cat in the harness. I'm a friend of yours. But why can people walk dogs? Because they're dogs. That's what they're supposed to do. You take your dog for a walk.
But when you live in an area with a lot of coyotes, you take your cat, you take them both, and then you have... The cat's alive. The cat's alive. I want him to be healthy. I don't want him to die at an early age because of obesity. Sky. Do you have a better idea? Do you have a better idea, sir? I do not believe that you are doing the food thing right. I do. I am doing it right. I believe that you're still giving him too much. No. No, because Sammy is obese and I have had her on light food. I have minimized her food. You said with your very own mouth that she had a... pancake hanging out of her mouth. I think we figured out Sammy's problem. It's the pancake hanging out of her mouth. That was one time. My cats never eat any food outside of their cat food and for two cats they split three-fourths of a cup of food a day for two cats. Is there light cat food? Yes. Get him light cat food. I've been there, done that. Every other day. You gotta get him the hardest. You can try to get a little kitty treadmill.
I've seen that on YouTube, but I don't think they'd be into it. Kitty Bowflex? There you go. It's 20 minutes a day. Money back. If you cared about your cat, you would. That doesn't make sense. They're sweating to the kitties? The cat flex? You get the videos? Well, you shut your mouth. Cat flex and flex into the kitties? Sweating to the kitties. These are all good things. You could do some cat yoga. I'll come over for an hour a day. For a couple of weeks. I'm Richard Simmons for sweating to the kitties. P1, Andrea. Andrea, are you there? Yeah. I know I'm reading this wrong because it says you totally agree with Sky. That can't be right. That can't be right. Impossible. Thank you. No, I just think, you know, a cat is... part of your family. Here we go. A part of your family that hates you. A part of your family that knows you're alive because you feed it. He sleeps with me every night. He tolerates you. He comes up to me and cuddles and sleeps under my arm every night. In the middle of the summer, he comes to me for my warmth. Whatever.
Thank you. I appreciate you. And because you nursed him. That's the only other reason. It's the only other reason. It's your mother. P1 Julie. Hi, I was calling in to support Skye. Thank you. Is this the loony line? Will you leave the P1s alone? Yes, I will. Please tell us. Julie, why are you odd to? No, we have a neighbor that walks the cat, and at first I thought it was kind of strange, but it's actually... to protect the cat from coyotes. By exposing them to the outdoors? You know what I mean? If you want to protect them from coyotes, keep them inside. Yeah, but they have to get fresh air. Yeah, and exercise. They have to get fresh air. No, they don't. Our cats don't get fresh air. They're still alive and kicking. Whatever. Playing cat on a leash.
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wish so badly that we could have captured the moment from when it began. I didn't deserve that. And what I mean by began, stop, you guys stop. What I mean by what it began, Ashley comes in here and you can tell that before she came in here, she was thinking about it. It was way up in her kitchen before she ever entered the room. In fact, you could almost picture her outside the studio door before she walked in going like this. I've been waiting for my moment all morning long for the right moment. She walks in here, and it's dead silence when she walks in. And she's holding in her hand about a quarter of a sheet cake. Okay? And it's wrapped in plastic wrap. And she goes, you guys.
It was almost like talking to Don Corleone. I'm not kidding you. It was almost like listening to Luca Brazzi with his prepared speech so over nervous. I am honored and grateful that you have invited me to your daughter's wedding. Day of your daughter's wedding. So Ashley goes, you guys. I... Have something for you guys. And I am really excited. I said this is very important. This is very important to me. I baked a cake. And it's from scratch. No, you're messing it up. Buttermilk frosting. Yes, I said I made homemade frosting from scratch. Buttercream frosting. And I go, I'm in, Ash. I'm in. Yeah, Mike, of course, supports me. Like he always does.
And then let's go to you, hooligans. Whoa. Yeah, and then that's where all everything turns to crap. What did you say, Eddie? All I said was, oh, shoot. Well, I'm a little fool. I've been eating these Starbucks mint brownies all morning long. Let me tell you something. It's not even out of his mouth. And she starts with the expletive. She goes, you, how dare you do that? I did not deserve it. And then he starts to attack me and says that I'm a bad baker. And then he says I'm a bad baker. So funny. Hello? So funny. And it looks like she's about... We've all had our stomach bumps. It looks like she's... I tell her. Admit it to her. It's not true. It looks like she's about to cry. And she's like, I can't believe you would do that. I want you to eat the cake so bad. No, this is why, Mike. This is why I have not brought in my bags for so long. Thanks, Eddie. Thank you. It's been years. It has not been years. Years. It has not been years. Years upon years. And now I finally do. You know how Eddie is. Go bake some frosting. Ashley.
misspoke and said, I baked this frosting. Oh, and then he was off. Oh, you baked the frosting. Oh, you put the frosting in the oven. She's such a good baker, guys. She threw it out and then I accidentally said bake. It's amazing. It's such a tough work. I'm trying to figure out what I really meant. What did I really mean? I don't know. I caught the very tail end of it on video. Load that. No, you did not. Yeah, I did. Load that. That's funny. Evidence of her abusing me for no reason. No reason. think there was abuse on both sides. I didn't say, I said I was full. I would say there was colorful language on both parts. Yes, Eddie said. After I got attacked. He said he'd have to eat syrup of EpiCap if he were to eat her baked goods. He would have to have syrup of EpiCap, which is what they give you to pump your stomach, Eddie, and you know that. Well, I would have a side of charcoal with her delicious baked goods. Because they're so delicious.
You know what? Why don't you say that after you try my thing? Let's just leave it at that. Let's just leave it at that. Well, I don't see you guys digging in. I'll try it. Please, enjoy. Enjoy. Mike, take a bite. Tell him I'm delicious today. Mike, have the whole thing. No, come on now. Let me take a bite. You guys don't understand. I cut just enough so that everyone could get a piece. That's why it's important to me that you all try it. I saved just enough because I ate the rest. For you guys to each have your own piece and try my homemade from scratch buttercream frosting, which I'm really proud of. I've never made homemade frosting before. You baked it, right? Shut up. Let's try it, Ash. Let's try it. And it's a cake. It's a cherry cake. So it's a white cake with little cherry sprinkles in it with buttercream frosting. Oh, it's delicious. Oh, yeah. Thank you. Congratulations. Sky, try some. It's nice and moist. Thank you. It's nice and moist. It's yours. What else? What else? It's got homemade. Buttercream frosting on the top is delicious. Creamy, right? Nice texture. It's creamy. I wish people could have seen this. Come on, Skye, come on. Skye, try a bite, please. What's up? I would love to. Ashley is everybody's little sister. You have a little sister? It's Ashley. This is very important to me, Skye. I would love to. Thank you. Skye.
from my V8, but I will get... You're next, Apple Moose, so get ready. I cannot do it. There she is. She took nothing. She loves it. She got the frosting. Ashley, she took nothing. She did too, I thought. You love it. It was a crumb. You needed to see that. That was delicious. You're brutal. Thank you. You are brutal. She took the amount of... taste she had of eggnog is the amount she took for that cake. I think a little less. Okay, I'll take what Skye took. No problem. Good. Go for it. Because then you're going to want more. Oh, you betcha. Can I have a spoon over there, please? Rob, dig in. Go on right there. He's right next to you. Go ahead. Here I go. Rob, you're so stupid. You're such a jerk. Eddie took like an atom. It's basically an atom is what he put on that spoon. You guys are depriving yourselves of the That is good. Rob scraped his spoon. Ash, you know, he's your big brother. Why do I even bother sharing my love? Why? When this is how it gets thrown back in my face. That speech that she gave walking in here. That's a homemade from love cake and you guys don't even give a rip about it. Listen, Ash, let's read some texts. There you go. Mikey, who heard Ashley call it a harnessed?
with a T. Isn't that what it's supposed to be called? That's P1. That's P1. Bring it up, Broseph. This is a suggestion for Skye who wants to walk her cat with a dog. Are we messed up or what? I mean, just listen to us. Listen to us. We got Ashley with her baking. And Skye wants to walk her cat on a dog harness. What is going on? I support that. Thank you. This suggestion says, Skye, just take your cat to dog park and let it go. She'll get plenty of exercise. Well, it's a he, by the way. Thank you very much. And no, that's dangerous. You won't do that. No, I love him. This text message says, OMG, all in caps. I am laughing out loud in my cubicle. The visual of Skye and the boo walking their obese cat on the leaf. It's a great visual. It's hilarious. Skye rules today's shows with her stories. It does. Whatever. You guys make my day. Love you, P1 Ashley and Oside. Skye has had a couple of doozies today. It's been quite a while. Skye. Man. Oh, man.
Thank goodness for cake, huh, Sky? Yep. Eddie, try that cake. Come on now. Why do you all hate it so much? It's delicious. Is it really that bad? They're messing with you. What is the problem? I can't lift that much. That's because I hooked up the frosting, you dork. Yeah, she hooked you up. I hooked up the frosting. I put a lot on there for you because I know lots of frosting. Sky, you like lots of frosting. I know, yeah. It's delish. Have a bite. Oh, you guys are all awful. You know what? I'm going to share that cake with Jeff and Jer. I'm going to go offer it to them. Why have you been eating brownies all morning? What are you talking about? I'm going to share that cake with Jeff and Jer in their show. I'll appreciate it more. So you guys don't need to eat it. It's fine. I like it. Mike, I'll cut you a piece and then I'm going to give the rest to Ages Playhouse. So whatever. Fine. I don't need your love or support. Awesome. Good. Great. Well. Ladies and gentlemen. Our family. Enjoy. We're posting that video, by the way, as we speak. So you can see it's only the tail end. Skye loves sweets. Why is she not digging into that cake? I'm trying to slim down for Vegas. Yeah, but you've been eating brownies all morning. I don't know what you're referring to. I am drinking a V8, sir. Eddie just showed an empty box of brownies. This is hurtful. You guys don't understand. Boston Robert. Whoa.
Take your hat off. Let me look at your head. No, don't do this, dude. Oh, get a visual of that. We're going to play around with a Flobie with his hair tomorrow. Rob, can you wash it tomorrow morning? Can you wash your hair tomorrow morning? Tomorrow morning? Yeah. I do it every night. You wash your hair every night? Yeah. Oh, come on now. No way. Let's pretend it's honest. What are you, set it and forget it? Yeah. Is it the Ron Pupil shampoo? What are you using there? What? You really do? Are you being for real? You guys don't remember yesterday I told you. I got that conditioner at Food for Less. Is it, is the conditioner, is it made of... Bacon grease? Is it wax? Goose fat? Dude, look at how thick and sticky. His hair doesn't naturally stand up like that. It's got a tackiness to it. It's kind of wavy. If you let it grow out a little longer, it'll start to get kind of wavy. Well, we're going to flow be his hair. He's really weird about his hair. I love my hair, man.
Yeah, so tomorrow we're doing a fundraiser for Boston Rob and Rady's Children's Hospital. Two worthy costs. If we can raise $1,000 tomorrow, then we will shave a New York Yankees emblem into his head. What's up, Rob? Oh, I bet that sounds like fun. Can I put an I heart number two on there? Oh, that's great. Yeah. Seven o'clock tomorrow morning. 7 o'clock tomorrow morning. We're going to be out there. You know what? We should talk to Jay. See if we can get a Santy Claus out here with a bell. Santy Claus with a bell. It just hit me. Maybe a Zethy Claus. That sounds good. Get ready. We're going to be doing that. Whatever you can donate. Whether it's a quarter, a dollar. Whatever you got. We'll take it. That's right. We will take your donations. And we will appreciate it. Yes, we will. Anything you got. A buck, five bucks, ten bucks, twenty bucks, whatever you got. Donate it and half of it goes to Rady's Children's Hospital. And the other half goes so that when we are in Las Vegas on Friday, Boston Rob can have a meal with us. Yeah, right now I don't have money to eat there. He doesn't. That is the truth. And Sky lied to me. She said there was a food court with free food. I didn't say it was free. How much is in your checking account? I said I'd see you there. Right now?
I know there was 19 the other day, but I had to buy smokes. But I had to buy smokes. Wow. He has something else. And what brand do you smoke? Well... This gas station, right? I used to smoke Parliament Lights. Oh, excuse me. Yes, what everyone's grandfather smoked in 1945. Those are too expensive. And this gas station across the street from my house sells Marlboro Lights for $3.30, which is unheard of. $3.30 for a pack of cigarettes? That's cheap. Back in mass? Really? For like $7.80. For a pack? For one pack. Holy. $7.80 for a pack of cigarettes? That's crazy. In Vegas, it's like eight bucks. Yeah, it should be more. Oh, really? Really? I'll stock it up. Dude, what are they doing with that money that they're collecting? It's all taxes. I know, but what are they doing with it? Like building roads and stuff? To pay for health care for all the emphysema and lung cancer. Really? For real. Money, money. Yeah, seriously. Oh, my. Yeah. Can you imagine? Yeah, when I started smoking, it was like $2.25.
Back in the good old days. Okay, check this out. So Ashley is going to do an eating competition tomorrow. Eat her own food. If you're a chick and you want to compete with Ashley tomorrow in the studio, if you can come down to the studio tomorrow and compete with Ashley tomorrow, call right now, 570-1053. You will be eating. And what will they play for? Do we know what the prize will be if they win? Ashley's cake. No. Something good. Okay, wait. Tomorrow, if you be... Oh, look, she closed her eyes and breathed. That one hurt. Never again. Never, ever. Perfect. I like to eat it. I think it tastes good. Thank you. Ashley will be doing an eating competition tomorrow. We're looking for a girl to compete against her in an eating competition for a cool prize. You'll come down here to the station tomorrow morning. And what will you be eating? Christmas cookies. Oh, my. You'll be eating Christmas cookies. That sounds pretty good. Yeah, and I have confirmation of what they will be playing for. What will they be playing for? Oh, just a pair of tickets to see Motley Crue with Hinder at Cox Arena. You got the lips of an angel, Dr. Feelgood. Wait a second. 570-1053. You're really good. You're very talented, sir. What is he doing? Where is he going? He's going to spaghet.
He's about to spaghet me. Christmas cookies. That's going to be a mess. It's going to be a mess. Sean, you're probably very lucky that you're not here. I'm so glad. He's a germaphobe. He's going to be ravenous for those. So if you feel that you can eat a lot of Christmas cookies and you're a girl, call us right now. 570-1053. I think we have a contestant. We need to make up because you need to kick butt on Christmas cookies. That's your forte. It's that simple. Eat my delicious, baked with love, homemade frosting cake. Why do I have to punish myself for you to win? I don't understand. Remember, you're trying to make up. I want to help her. That's not makeup talk. I'm a good coach for her. Yeah, so have a bite of the cake. Why do I have to have a bite of cake? To show your love. Hey, this text message is a legitimate question. This text message wants to know.
In terms of Rob and raising the money, why doesn't Skye just donate those hundreds that she burns for warmth? Oh, there you go. I burn hundreds to stay warm. Wow. It was sarcasm. You know what I mean? It was sarcasm, people. 50s just don't burn the same. They don't. They really don't. They're not as warm. They're not as warm. You leave a beard out of this. He didn't do nothing to you. Yeah, Coldplay. That's right, drummer. Little drummer boy. Okay. Who's the girl? The girl is P1 Missy. Hi, Missy. Hi, how are you? Good. How are you doing? How old are you? 19. How much do you weigh? 170. Okay. You're going to be eating against Ashley, and you better be putting it down. Get ready, mama. She's going down. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm the queen of Christmas cookies. Okay. Wow. Ashley's laughing at you. You're so cute. You're the queen of Christmas cookies. That's a good one. Oh, it's on. I love it. Ladies and gentlemen. Oh, girl, you have no idea. I will see you tomorrow. We will videotape this. Oh, you better believe it, Mike. We will videotape it. Oh, you're so cute with your humor. I like it. Tomorrow?
You can be here, and we'll put you on hold. We'll give you directions. Hang on, okay? Who is this? Jack. Michael Buble. No, it's my brother Steve. Oh, wow. He's good. It's Josh. Lewin. It's Josh. Knockout sweater. Rob. What? No one got that. No one got that. It was one of the lyrics in Josh Lewin's songs that he played when he came in. I like that song. Relevant. That one's stunning. That is Michael Buble, Eddie. That's good stuff. He was right. 570-1053 is our phone number. Text us to him if you want. Our text number is 35253. After a quick timeout, we'll come back.
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You'd never get lost, and you'd arrive at least five minutes early. His legend precedes him the way lightning precedes thunder. He is the most interesting man in the world. I always drink beer, but when I do, enjoy Dos Equis responsibly. Imported by Cervezas Mexicanas, White Plains, New York. Folks, if you haven't gone into the Apple store this holiday season, you're crazy. And if you haven't gone on their website and just checked out what they got them, their website, you're nuts. I can't tell you in more of a sincere voice how much I love Apple products and how I won't go back to PC. If you're one of those people listening right now and you're like, yeah, man, I've never really talked to somebody that's had Mac, so tell me, you will not be sorry. And right now they just redesigned the MacBook. And it's...
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Who could forget that? I know I can't. Yeah, it's a holiday miracle. This holiday season makes 7-Eleven the place to get what you forgot. From batteries and gift cards to that missing ingredient, 7-Eleven is open all day, every day, making your last-minute holiday shopping easy. Well, then, looks like you're done. With what? Your shopping. Oh, thank heaven. Sky, the holidays are here, and there's one place to go for the perfect present if you live in San Diego. It's Sunglass and Optical Warehouse. Yeah, they have over 7,000 of the latest styles for you to choose from. Absolutely. And you can also get them a gift card, because I know sunglasses are a very personal choice. Yeah, they also have prescription eyewear, contact lenses, sports glasses, even replacement parts. There's three locations in San Diego, and to find them, where are they going to go, Sky? Well, you can just check out the website. It's sunglassoptical.com. It's the JCPenney All Day Doorbuster Sale. Feel the joy of giving with big doorbuster deals this Wednesday all day, 9 a.m. to 11 p.m. 60% off all young men's hoodies. 60% off outerwear for the family. Worthington sweaters for her, $11.99. All women's Adana Mix & Match sleepwear, $8.99. Plus 60% off all women's boots. Style, quality, and price matter. Every day matters. Go to jcp.com to see everything on sale.
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The Chargers say they are not going to raise ticket prices in 2009. Thank you. Thank you, Chargers. We're going to have a very good season. Oh, wow. I like this band on a scale of 1 to 10, about 15. They are so good. This is Starfield. Man, everybody has a Christmas. It's going to be playing Four Nights in Los Angeles in June. Yes, I am. Yes, I am. I almost... I'm not kidding you. I considered flying to Scottsdale, flying to Phoenix to see them play Scottsdale because I've never seen them play live. Where is that? Arizona? Yeah, it is in Arizona. Ash, it is, in fact, in Arizona. The Scottsdale is in Arizona and it is there in the Phoenix area. Right by Fitzgerald. That's right. Fitzgerald plays ball out there. And I'm guilty of that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so let's do this.
Let's see. I was going to tell you when we came back, I wanted to tell you about the list that this guy has. What are we talking here? Talking the best sci-fi movies of all time. Well, then it's conversations over. Alien. Mike, don't be like this. Alien is number nine. Fine. It can be number nine. Empire Strikes Back is number one. And if it's not, and if it's not, well, Star Wars might be right. It's Empire number one and Star Wars New Hope number two. Fifth element. Stop. Stop. Stop. Empire Strikes Back is number two. Then what's number one? Star Wars. Jaws. Is number four. Oh, no. Rightfully so. Eddie not impressed with this list. That is a look of hurt, sadness, and fear. What's number one? What's better than Star Wars? Star Trek. Oh, yeah, Trek, dude. Star Trek. Don't say that, don't say that. Star Trek. I believe Wrath of Khan deserves to have a place on the list. Absolutely. No. Sky, did you have to yawn while considering this list? Wow. That kid, that Fred Savage movie with the kid who plays video games. Shut up, that's not sci-fi. Get out of here. The Wiz. Get out of here. The Wiz. That was totally sci-fi. What about It? What about the movie It? Oh, battery's not included, Sky.
With the little robots. Oh, 2001. Oh, yeah, 2001. It's the greatest sci-fi. It's so great. Oh, Blade Runner. Yeah, Blade Runner. Everybody loves Blade Runner. Blade Runner is number one. What? That is so stupid. That is so stupid. Blade Runner is not the number one sci-fi movie of all time. I've never even seen that. Star Wars changed movies. Clockwork Orange. Oh, yeah. Sci-fi? Sci-fi? Yeah, it's kind of futuristic. I beg your forgiveness. No. Back to the future. Not granted. Back to the future. It's the greatest science fiction. I don't even care about this list now. That's comedy. That was scientific. War of the Worlds. Oh, that's a good one. Oh. The Day the Earth Stood Still. Number five, Mike. Yeah, thank you. Number five. That hasn't even come out, though. Mikey Show. Yes. 1951. Planet of the Apes. E.T. E.T., Sky. No. Beetlejuice. That's a sci-fi. Yeah, dude. Edward Scissorhands. Pirates of the Caribbean. Mikey Show.
The Thing is number eight. Oh, that's a good one. Love it. Dune. Oh, great movie. No, not a great movie. The original Frankenstein is not a great movie. It is awesome. Young Frankenstein. Sky, already been there, done that. Eddie, Princess Leia's on TV. Oh, wow. Yeah, that's right. Somebody ate Princess Leia. Okay. I think that's actually Jabba speaking on behalf of Princess Leia. Sky! Sky! Sky Ilsen. One million points for Sky. What is going on? Oh. Yeah, please don't do a side shot again. Please. I would recommend... Uh-oh. Okay, that's distracting. Can somebody please put it on... That's enough. Honorable. Honorable member of heart. There it is. Wow. Stevie Nicks wants her scarf back. What did I say?
Holy moly. And they got Al Roker interviewing her, and that's not cool. She joined Wilson Phillips. All right. I think every fat joke has been made. I think we can move on now. Yeah, we're mean. We apologize. Boston Rob Takes Back. That's not a movie, and it's not on the list. Event Horizon. Howard the Duck. Oh, what about the one with Lou Gossett Jr.? Yeah, Stargate. Oh, yeah. Mikey Show. The last Starfighter. Star Fox on Super Nintendo. Mikey Show. Terminator 2. Number 7. Yeah, dude, good guess. Is that sci-fi? I don't get what sci-fi is. Apparently not. Can someone explain sci-fi? Oh, Predator then. Yeah, Predator. Sorry, I'm drunk. Save that clip. Save that clip. Yes, please save that clip. I know we're missing something really big, Kind. What numbers are we missing? Number 10, number 6, and number 3. Okay. Jedi? Any more Star Wars movies? No more. Oh. What's up, Mike? Just saying hi. Oh, hey, what's up, bro? Oh, Close Encounters of the Third Kind. Should be on there. No? No. Oh. Stupid.
Oh, Independence Day. No, don't say that. Dark Crystal. Dark Baby Dark. That's not science fiction. It's truth. Mikey Show, hello. Mike, Forbidden Planet. Number 10, Forbidden Planet. What is that, Forbidden Planet? What is that even? 1956, I don't know. Leslie Nielsen. Are the other ones real oldies? Oh, what about that movie you saw when you were a kid, Mike? How to Start a Fire? What is he talking about? Oh, quest for fire. How to start a fire. It's my favorite movie. How to start a fire. It was always about him when Mike was lining the fence on fire. We bought a bunch of cavemen. They were inappropriate in front of his parents. That's a great song. Mikey's show.
How about 2000 Space Odyssey? I think we said that one. That one's not on there. Alien. That was number nine. Aliens. Aliens is number three. Oh, whatever, man. That's what's higher than Alien? Yeah. Aliens is higher than Alien? Aliens is better than Alien. That's stupid. The person that did that, the person that put that on there, they don't understand how movies are made. Thank you. That's what I've been saying. They don't understand movies. They clearly do not have an understanding. As snobby as it sounds, that is stupid. Hey, Mike. Yeah? Want to hear the theme from Forbidden Planet, that weird sci-fi movie that guy just said? Please. It's so, like, weird. 1957? Yes. That's great. They did it with one of those New Year's blow things where you're like... Ooh, I got it. Total Recall. What's up? Total Recall. Good one, Eddie. Quado in the house. Can I get a schmint? That's right. That's where Quado came from, right? No schmint for Quado. Running Man. Sky, were you just showing us how to run? Is there any other Schwarzenegger movies? Conan the Barbarian? Is that considered science fiction? What would you classify Conan the Barbarian? Adventure. Truth, actually.
Yes. Predator. We already said it. Predator 2 with Danny Glover. Yeah. I like that one better. Predator versus Alien. I never saw it. What about Jurassic Park? Jurassic Park. Sky. You guys are missing a big one. I told you. In your face. In your face. Jaws. Matrix. Yes, Ashley. The Matrix. Ashley, who I am to you? No one. It's where you can look. Very good. I believe you. It's the end of the list. Good job. Hey, isn't today a day without a gay? Yes. What? And Seth showed up. Where is he? He just went home. Maybe a little too far. Come on now. Today, if you hadn't heard, is Day Without a Gay, where gay people were encouraged to call in sick to work. Dude, Hillcrest must be like empty right now. That's right. Or actually, it's full right now because no one went to work. But then everyone that works in Hillcrest isn't there, so you can't go there to hang out. You can't go get coffee or anything. It's like shut down. Now, what is the point of not going?
Not going into work, you know, because they're upset about the passage of Proposition 8 and they want to show everyone how important the gay community is to America. Well, I don't think people voted yes on 8 because they didn't think gays were important. They just want to discriminate against them. Oh, here we go. Yeah, we better not go there. We better not go there. But, Sky, don't you think that's bad for the economy to not go? We've got a struggling economy and they're going to... See, because that was the point of Day Without a Brown. No, it was actually called Day Without a Mexican. That's what that was called. You know how I know you're gay? That's a different thing. I thought that the reason that we did Day Without a Mexican was to show everybody how important they are to our economy. And that's what they're doing here. But I mean, isn't this the worst possible time to do that with our economy? They need to make a voice. They need to protest. What does gay marriage have to do with the economy? Equal rights, though, bro. And see, that's the thing. The Mexican deal was about, you know, they really do.
contribute to our economy. Well, so do gay people. But what does that have to do with their cause? Their cause is gay marriage. Their cause is immigration. It's just proven a point. It was more than that, though. It was about the economy. At the time, it was about the economy. And the reason that they were saying you should not be discriminating against us and not letting us come to this country is because we contribute so much to the economy of the country. That's what they're saying, too. You shouldn't discriminate against us because we contribute a lot to this country and to the economy and the daily workings of the country. It wasn't about marriage, though. It wasn't about the economy. And, in fact, in a bad economy, it's terrible. The Mexican thing is about immigration, not about the economy. It wasn't. Their point was, you know, we're here and we contribute to society. Now, Eddie, the phrase is we're here and we're queer. No, no, no. I'm talking about the Browns. Oh. Okay. Okay. You don't make any sense. You're unfortunate. So, here's the deal. I am guessing. That the only people that are not showing up to work today are obviously the gays that are very out. Lazy gays. Lazy, gazy. The ones that are not there today are the ones that are already out because you're not going to not show up to work to protest if you're still in the closet, right? I feel bad for all the people. I wish I knew how to quit you. Yeah, what about people that were really sick and everybody's like, oh, look it.
Johnson's a gay guy. You know what I mean? Hey guys, it's Dr. Wayne. It's kind of strange that you're calling in right now, Dr. Wayne. Why is it strange I'm calling in? I was just listening to you guys talk about what you're talking about here on the radio and everything. I was also sitting here getting ready to watch The View when it comes on here at 10. What? I watch that show because of the controversy involved in it. You guys know how I am. Yeah, but what about your chiropractic office? Aren't you supposed to be at work? Oh, I'm not working today. I'm not working today. And, guys, I hate to break it to you, but I have actually quit my chiropractic job. Whoa!
Why would you do that? How can that be? Got a new job, guys. Doing what? I'm an esthetician. Okay. I do facials, body wraps, salt glows, you name it. I do it all. Salt glows. What is that? I don't know. Look at you. I'll give you a special deal if you guys want to. Eddie, you ready for a microdermabrasion? No, thank you. I will pass. Okay, fine. Dr. Wayne, don't you know what today is? I mean, it's kind of weird for today to take off. Oh, what is today? Well, you said we're just listening to us. Yeah, we were just talking about a day without a gay. Oh, I'm on the internet here. I'm about 10 minutes behind. What are you guys talking about there? Really? It's quite a delay you're working with there, Dr. May. What is day without hay? No, it's not what she said. Day without a gay. Day without a gay. Gays. Oh, I see. Gays out there, huh? Well, I voted yes on eight. I'll tell you that much right now. You did? That's bad. Yes, I did not want them to have those rights, Skye. I am a hater. I'll tell you what. Why would you say that? Well, you know, I do not believe that there should be gays. So there you have it. I'm not gay, you guys, okay? I'm not. Nobody said that you were. I'm a little defensive. Is anybody ready for a salt glow?
No. Well, Zeph, are you... Hey, listen, this whole esthetician thing, by the way, just so you guys know, when it's out there, the only reason I even got into it is because of my wife. Oh, really? I'm sure, I'm sure. She's always looking at those darn esthetician magazines and they... What? I just got the bug, too. No. Dr. Wayne. Hey, Eddie, speaking of Zeph... Yeah. We weren't. Oh, I thought you said Zeth. Anyway, what's the deal with his phone screening skills? Well, I mean, I think he does a pretty good job. I called in the last two weeks in a row last week to give an opinion, and he just kept hanging up on me. Really? Zeth? Is that true? Well, he kept coming on to me. Oh, it's just weird. It's getting to the point now where you can't even give your other friend Zeth a shout-out, which is all I was trying to do. Oh, really? So you have another friend named Zeth? Yeah, I have a friend named Zeth, and I just wanted to tell him. Hey, man, give you a shout-out. Love you, bro. That's all I was trying to do. Love you, bro. That's all I was trying to do. Next time, let him through. Somebody's a hater over here.
Me and my hot wife are going to spend the day sorting through all of our old records and see if we can donate some of them. Really? Well, that's kind of nice, especially this time of year. Yeah, I got the box right here. Let me see. I got Liza Minnelli here. I got some Barbra Streisand. Got your Elton John. Okay. Nope, can't get rid of those. Well, that's starting to think why this is all. Oh, Sky, speaking of Zeth. Again, we weren't again. I thought somebody said Zeph anyway. Zeph, did you get my Christmas present yet? Nope. Aw, you sent a gift? Oh, yeah. If you happen to get a gift in the shape of a Thighmaster, it's yours, buddy. A Thighmaster? Why would he want a Thighmaster? Because you don't ever want to neglect the inner thigh, Eddie. No, no, no. I mean, this is important to your core, to your biceps, and your muscles. No, no, no, no. It all starts in the inner thigh. No, that's not true.
Tiger Woods wouldn't be as good as he is if he wasn't swimming from the inner thigh. I don't think that's right. Don't be swimming through the inner thigh. No. No. Maybe I heard that somewhere. Okay, well. You should know these things. You guys don't think I'm gay, do you? Well, I'm starting to think. Because I'm not. Just so you guys know. Okay. In fact, I think you guys got it all wrong. Really? I have been working hard all year bringing home the bacon for my lady love and you guys making these. accusations about me kind of upsets me. Well, we're not accusing anybody. I mean, it's coincidence. So... I'm just trying to, here at the end of the year, treat myself to a little day off from the office and look at all these things you guys are saying about me. You deserve a day off. Coincidence, though. I have a mani and a pedi scheduled for noon and a facial at one. Wow. Okay, now. I thought you were the esthetician. I am an esthetician. So you're going to do it on yourself? Well, I'm going to have a friend of mine do it. Oh, okay. All right. Well, I'll do it.
Guys, I actually requested the day off months ago so I could go to Disneyland with a few friends of mine, okay? That sounds like fun. That's right. Me and my buddies Clay and Richard are going to go on the ride. Clay and Richard. Does Clay have a new baby through a surrogate? Does Richard wear dolphin shorts? Why don't you guys mind your own business? I thought I knew them. This is weird. You know, it's getting to the point where you can't ride teacups together anymore with people making a bunch of accusations. I don't think you can. That's kind of weird. Hopefully I'll get the old teatop up and running. It's been in the shop the last couple of weeks. Is that so? Yep. I think I'm going to try to work on it myself. I just need somebody to hold the flashlight. So, oh, Eddie, speaking of Zeth. Zeth. Okay. What are you doing later in the morning? Zeth. Well, you can have the time offset if you want. No, I'm all set. Okay. You know, guys, I was blogging the web this morning. Oh, really? Yep, and I read that my men's yoga class is taking the day off, so I'm not going to be going to that. Also, oh, yeah, I just saw this. My interior design class has been canceled, and look at that.
My men's CPR lesson is going to meet tomorrow. Men's CPR? You've got a lot going on. Well, you know, we just do that because all the ladies in there are just such a distraction. What with their breasts and everything. Hey, guys, now that I have you on the phone, you don't think I'm gay, do you? I'm not. Just so you guys know, I'm not. It's all just a big, goofy, funny mistake. I thought today was called A Day Without a Bree Hay is what I thought it was called. You guys are my Bree Hayes, aren't you? Aren't you guys my Bree Hayes? Anyone up for a cuddle fight with a side of denim cutoffs? No. I don't want to speak for Seth. No, thank you. Hey, Sky, what's got one thumb and isn't gay? Hi. This guy. All right. This guy. The other hand's holding the phone. We can't see you. We can't hold the phone. Yeah, it's my only fun thumb. What happened to us? He said the other hand's holding the phone. I'm actually having a little Christmas get-together a little later on today, guys. Really? Fun. Everything prepared for that. After Disneyland? Yeah, that's right, Eddie. Going to do the tea cups at once. Be home by. Oh, that's right. A lot of stuff going on. Yeah.
Well, I was wondering if anybody could come over here and be Dr. Wayne's little helper today. I was wondering if anybody could do that. Rob is little. Well, the problem is, speaking of that, is that I'm short, too. I am short, too. In fact, I need someone very tall that could come over here and help me out. If anybody is really tall and could come over and help me out, I've got to put the mistletoe up. The mistletoe. Yeah, put the mistletoe up. Can anyone think of anybody over there on the show that's really tall? Sean. Sean. Sean. That would be great. Thank you so much, Seth. No, I said Sean. Speaking of which, hey, buddy, did you get that beard trimmer that I sent the mail to? Shaped like a reindeer. Did you get that? What? Shaped like a reindeer. Yeah, I got the reindeer-shaped beard trimmer for Christmas. Is that right? That sounds cool. Mailed it off about a week ago with some little trinkets in there. We got a dreidel, a six-pack of Sam Adams, a polar bear ornament, a muscle tee, and some Skittles. What do you think of that? Pints of Old Harper in there? Yeah, I think so. Just some fun little gifts from a boy. I thought he might like this.
That's sweet, Dr. Wayne. Seriously, dude. I really did send them. Did you get them? Did you get them? Yes, I got them. Thank you. All right. Instant message me your face base. Okay, Dr. Wayne. I got to go. The old ball and chain wants to make love again. Enjoy your day off. Wow. It's Dr. Wayne. Creepy. He is creepy, isn't he? I heard he has posters of that Coldplay drummer all over. We're hoping to something more like a coma. It's Mikey on Rock 105.3. His charm is so contagious, vaccines have been created for it. Years ago, he built a city out of blocks. Over 600,000 people live and work there. He is the only man to ever ace a Rorschach test. Every time he goes for a swim, dolphins appear. Alien abductors have asked him to probe them. If he were to give you directions, you'd never get lost, and you'd arrive at least five minutes early. His legend precedes him the way lightning precedes thunder. He is the most interesting man in the world. I always drink beer, but when I do, Maggie's.
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Angels bending near the earth to touch their harps of gold. Welcome back. It's 942. It was announced yesterday that Jay Leno will be staying with NBC, but he'll be hosting a new show that will air at 10 p.m. The NFL Players Association filed a grievance challenging the suspension and fine given to Plaxico Burris. To hear the angels sing. Our Best Of CD is available for pre-sale right now. Wicked. Go to MikeyShow.com. M-I-K-E-Y-S-H-O-W.com. And the Best of the Mikey Show Sweetberry Wine is available. That's right. Ten bucks, man. Ten bucks. What a steal. It is. It's nothing. Ten bucks for this disc. All the proceeds are going to Rady's Children's Hospital. It's a good idea to get out there and do it. Get on it. We love Rady's and we love doing little fundraisers for Rady's Children's Hospital. And we are doing a little Rady's Children's Hospital slash Boston Rob fundraising tomorrow morning, 7 o'clock, here at the radio station. Ooh, 7? Yeah. Rob, you know, we make fun of his hair a lot. And he never wants to cut it. Not even for...
The radio. And a listener called in and suggested that we do a fundraiser and raise money for him to cut his hair. Which he has finally agreed to do because he is 100% broke. Not before I cry a little first, Mike. I don't like this. I won't do this. I won't do that. Dude, first though, I have to really tell you how complaining about it I gotta be. And I gotta complain about it. I got to tell you what a big deal it is that it's hair. Because it won't ever grow big. You guys know how hard it was to grow out your hair, right? We got the pictures up on the web. It wasn't hard, actually. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Your joke's over. That wasn't tough. Maybe to do it in the morning. That was the tough part, right? You know what I think we should do? After we shave his head, I think we should... Yes. I ain't letting you guys come near my head with a pic. Well, we'll get a barber then. Yeah, we'll get a professional. You get a pro, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anybody listening right now that's a pro? 5701053? I tried doing that once and slit like the whole back of my head open. Dude, I mean, you're not supposed to shave side to side. You're supposed to shave... What do you mean? Oh, wow. I'll do it for you. 5701053. Maybe we have a barber in the audience that will...
That will be willing to do that. Yeah. Do we have the pictures of his hair up there? Yes, we do. We do. You got to be real careful because I got a wicked sick scar on this side that protrudes out of my skin. If you go... Broken bottle. Five staples. If you go to Mikey's show... Where is the picture? If you go to the photo galleries... You are unfortunate. And it's going to be down towards the bottom right under most recently updated. Oh, that is complicated. What did he say? Oh, that is very complicated. Can we just put it on the front page? Yeah. Oh, that is not easy to find. Okay. I can't get past the Sky Gallagher picture. Zethi and Oates. Let's put that on the front. Let's put it on new on the show. You have to go to MikeyShow.com and under the link photos. You have to go to galleries. Then you have to search really hard. And you'll find this area at the bottom called most recently updated. And it says Rob's disgusting locks. That ain't locks. There was more than two pictures. Where's the picture? You took like three. Yeah, I took a picture of you straight ahead, one from you on the side, and then one of Sky touching it. Wow. Odors. My head looks awesome. Where's the straight ahead picture?
I thought there were only two. I'll put it up right now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then let's put it on the front. Front page. Right on the main page. You got to see Rob's hair, but it's coming off tomorrow. It's beautiful. We're just going to raise money. Shiny. Awesome. So we'll have you come by. I really want us to get enough money to do the NY. $1,000. That would make me happy. If we can raise $1,000, Rob will let us carve NY into his head. Can you imagine? His favorite team. No, that's 100% wrong. Rob is a Boston Red Sox fan and so it will hurt him greatly. I will laugh all weekend long. Sky, I will laugh. If we raise $1,500 to $2,000, Sky said she'll cut her hair. That is not true. I am no part of this. That is so not true. Still get the Gallagher? Shut up. You're so dumb. Let's see.
Earlier, Sky said that Barack Obama has a 76% approval rating for the transitionary period that we're going through. 79%. Okay, sorry. 79%. Almost dating. What does that mean? And this text says, hey, Mikey, you guys should do a Mikey Show approval rating and see what the members of the show get for their approval ratings. I would love that. I'd kill it. That's funny. That is funny. Please. I haven't done any news, Sky. We haven't gone through any of this news. We've got to get through this. I know, Mike. I know. Oh, by the way, I wanted to mention this. Last night, Eddie watched Wall-E with his wife. Oh, how was it? Adorable. Let me tell you something. Most Pixar people sure know how to tug at your hearts. Wow. Did you really like it? Eddie, isn't it?
Eddie, isn't it? Okay, you need to not do that. It's not E.T.? The idea is not exactly E.T.? No. No. It's WALL-E. It's WALL-E. Wasn't it great, dude? It was, Sean. We should go to more movies together. I told you guys. I told you it was really good. Sean was right. It was terrific. Wow. Sky, have you seen WALL-E? No, it's on my Netflix queue. Oh, you gotta get it. You gotta. It's so good. Your heart will melt. And it's about going green as well. Oh, I love it. Oh, that's really sweet. Am I right, Sean? Yes. That's the moral of the story, kind of. Yep. Eddie will not like this, but now is the time, if you're into it, to start watching the whale migration in San Diego. It's right now. Yep. If you're into it. Get out there, Eddie. You don't like it. If you have a suicide mission, why would you want that? You watch them from the shore, right? Or maybe they take you out on a boat, you go look at them. They can come up on shore, too, Mike. They cannot. Do you really? You've never seen the videos of the killer whales sliding up onto the shore and getting the seals and eating them? For a second, yeah. Okay. That's all it takes. I don't think these are great whites that are migrating. These are not the great whites that are migrating. How did you know? Well, they study it each year. Oh, and great whites don't migrate. Well, great whites are sharks, you guys. Sorry, black and whites. Anyway.
I let it go the first two times Mike said it. But when it started spreading, I couldn't help myself. You meant black and whites. I know, I know. But no, these are the gray whales. And they come from Alaska and they head down to Baja. Too big. This time of year. They will crush your boat. Okay. So it's just starting. And, you know, you can go out on the whale watching tours. But if you want to watch them from the shore. But I don't know what to do. I love it. Just keep going. The best place to watch them is to go out to Point Loma. Yeah, the best place is out in Point Loma. Go to the Cabrillo Monument, which is right on the tip out there in Point Loma. Here's the swimming with Boaglin. That was an eject. It's an eject. Bow-legged women. Sky. There's this woman with bow-legged women. Sky. Shut up. Martin. Take you out to Point Loma and push you off a cliff. Those are filled with compressed air. Give it your all. I'm trying to tell Martin. Give it your all. Give it your all, Mike. Martin. No, I will not accept this. Those are filled. You gotta go up. Go up a couple decibels. You are not calm. Come on.
Look at the shark. And look at how dangerous those are. Come on. Go up there. Martin, those are filled. I'm giving, I'm emoting here. I'm giving you more. One more time. No. From the top. Martin. There we go. There we go. Those are filled. No. You had the first part right, but. Compressed air. Oh, man. Martin. There we go. Those are filled with compressed air. Yeah. Ridiculous. It's really good. Ladies and gentlemen, 5701053 is our phone number. Our text number is 35253. When we come back, we have audio of Tom Cruise giving relationship advice. So what, guys? You're listening to The Mikey Show. Indeed you are. Pro53. Hey, pro flowers, baby.
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What do I need to tell you that I think is really important? One thing I was going to say was K-I-O-Z, San Diego. Oh, yeah, say that. Hit it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. K-I-O-Z, San Diego, and then I say hit it. Hit it. You know what I mean? Oh, look who's right on his job today. Why is he on that job today? What do you mean? It's because we're going to see him. That's it. Oh, that's right. Welcome back. Wow, that'll be fun. Yeah. Okay. I said that I had a clip of Tom Cruise giving relationship advice. This is delightful. I've been waiting. What is Tom Cruise doing? So he went on the Hills after show. Saw it. Saw it yesterday. To promote his new movie, of all places. I don't know. Yeah, because the Hills crowd really into Valkyrie. Yeah, really into history. Yeah, they love that. And so I guess he gave, you know, Spencer. And Heidi eloped, in finger quotes, if you didn't know. They happened to elope in Cabo at the very last minute with Us Weekly paying for all the rights to the photos. They didn't even have rings. They did a whole photo shoot rubbing lotion on each other. So anyway, Tom Cruise, I guess, had some advice, right, Mike? Well, I'm wondering if Tom Cruise even knew.
Who Spencer Pratt and Heidi... No chance. It did not sound like he did. Cut 31. If the girl wants the wedding, you gotta give the wedding. You gotta do the wedding. If the girl wants the wedding, she's gonna remember it forever and you gotta make it a special occasion. That's really good advice. Sage advice right there. And that's it, I guess. Well, and they asked him... like, well, what could you tell Spencer or something? And he had this just blank look on his face and he was like, oh, well, Spencer should know this then, you know, and you could tell that he had no idea or it looked like, you know, no idea who freaking Spencer was. I bet he didn't. He shouldn't. Right. I bet he didn't. He's an adult. Wow. Now, we haven't... Gotta give the wedding. Thank you. You gotta give the wedding. The girl wants the wedding. Thank you, Tom. First the cake, now this time. That's right. Oh, you know what? Stop trying... to drive a wedge in between me and Ashley. I'm not the one saying those things. You are the one saying all of those things, you jerk. It's a delicious cake. Sorry, Ashley. Ashley made it. That was good. I'm not. You said it tasted like Cherry NyQuil. I said something. Oh, no. Just not fair.
You can't knock someone for not liking the flavor of the cake. Like, that's an opinion. That's fine. Thank you. I'm not a big cherry fan. It wasn't the cake that I was even freaking out about. It was the homemade from scratch with love buttercream frosting. Delicious. Which I know Skye loved. She did. I love it. Skye. Wow. What? I just said I loved it. She said she loved it. I said I loved it. She said she loved it. Nice and sweet. It was nice and sweet. You said it was too sweet. I never said that. There's no such thing. There's no such thing as being too sweet. That's right. Something can be very sweet. Sky's very sweet. Except for when she's insulting my friend's cake in the hallway. Oh, shut up. Paula Abdul talked to Barbara Walters and told Barbara Walters some stuff. And we haven't seen it yet, but Barbara Walters explains what she said concerning the stalker that committed suicide in front of Paula Abdul's house. Cut 30. I asked them not to put her on. It made me terribly nervous, she said, but she showed up and I was pre-warned by the producers. Wait till you see this next girl. Oh my God, she's crazy about you. And against my wishes, they kept allowing her to try her. You want to hear something funny? This is pretty funny.
Don Rickles. I love Don Rickles. Dude, I do too. I love his style. I love Don Rickles. I mean, he is old school, like really old school. He's so quick-witted. Dude, he is, man. He's like 80-something. And every comic really respects Don Rickles. He's amazing. And Don Rickles, for those of you under the age of 49, Don Rickles is one of these old sort of rat pack comedians. from back in the day. Vegas guy. One of these Vegas dudes that, you know. Oh, Danny Gantz? No, no, no. Not even close. Before that time, we're talking like Dean Martin, Frank Sinatra. Like those days where smoking cigarettes on camera was okay. And Don Rickles was one of these guys. And his humor, in our day, it would have been like somebody that works pretty blue, you know, and that works pretty. He's the king of like,
Insults. Yes. His whole thing is insults. But he's really clever. And I don't know why. Oh, he's got a new book. Oh, okay. He's got a new book. And he was on The View. Oh, no. Wow. I know. I know. How crazy is that? Such a bad mix. Cut 26. You're not in there, so don't search. I know. Pause, pause. Pause, pause. Already huge. Joy Behar is looking through his book, and that's what he says. You're not in there, so don't look. Play it again. Cut 26. Okay. You're not in there, so don't search. I know. I'm trying to find it. I'm trying. Her joke just totally flat. I love it, Dom. Star Jones I thought was gone. Why would you try and fight a bear? with a stick. We have nothing in mind for anybody who was on this show. Hey, Joy. Yeah. Don't bring a knife to a cannon fight. Thank you. What an idiot. It's Don Rickles, Joy. He will eat your lunch. It's Don Rickles. Awesome. She's like, I'm going to go ahead and step in the ring with Chuck Liddell. Yeah, pretty much. With no training. Yeah. No gloves.
And it would be the equivalent of Joy Behar with Chuck Liddell. Yeah. I mean, come on. Awesome. Please, lady. And then the Star Jones line. Destroyed her. It's like a nuclear bomb. He drops a nuclear bomb. It's a knife fight. He drops a nuclear bomb. Lady, okay. Yeah. This is kind of a strange clip. Clint Eastwood has asked. If it was hard to play a racist in his new film. Have you heard about this new movie? Yeah. Like Gran Torino. Gran Torino. Yeah. He's like a crotchety old guy who's like yelling at people, get off his lawn. I'm not kidding. Well, the deal is he's a crotchety old guy who moves into a new house in a really bad neighborhood. And everybody thinks, oh, he's the old guy pushover. But he's kind of. Badass. Yeah, he's a combination of a badass, but also a little bit like... Because in the preview, he does this thing where as they're driving by, he puts his finger out to them like a gun and he goes... He does like the air gun to them. You know, like you can tell he's just... And in the trailer that I saw, they're like fighting out on the front yard. These Asian dudes are fighting out on the front yard. He comes outside with a World War II rifle and cocks it and points it out. Oh, man.
Get off my lawn. Get out of here. So they asked him, is it hard to play a racist in this new movie, Cut 24? Your character is, he's a racist. How hard was that for you to tap into that character, into that mentality? Not hard at all. I liked it because it's a guy who is sort of out of sync with... The current generation. I'm a big fan of Clint Eastwood. He's always played tough dudes. Have you guys ever seen the movie Unforgiven? Of course. Rob, you've never seen it? No. Sky, have you ever seen Unforgiven? About two hours. Boo-yah! Never gets old. It's the greatest. Sucker! Unforgiven, Sky. Hang on, hang on. I'm going to say this, and I don't want you to freak out. Do it. It's a Western. Hang on. Hang on. Don't roll your eyes. Sky won Best Picture. Best Picture. Best Director. She wouldn't like it. Have you ever seen Unforgiven? It is, isn't it? Yeah, you wouldn't like it, Sky. You wouldn't like it. Ashley, you would like it. I'm sure I would. Unforgiven is fantastic. Yeah. It's brilliantly written. It's brilliantly directed.
It's brilliantly acted. Looks great, too. It looks fantastic. The story is unbelievable. It's phenomenal. It's the same old story. It's like the oldest story of all time. Guy was a badass, retires from being a badass, is old now and crotchety, and they want to get him to do one last thing. Kind of like Die Hard. And he can't do it. Not at all. What's that? I don't know. It wasn't that story at all. Diametrically opposed to that. Oh. No, but it's... I have to relate. And what's great about this character is that that formula that I just painted for you is as old as time, but in this movie... It works. It always works, so... Not only is he great in it, he plays it very real. Like, he plays it like... Dude, when he's sick? Yeah. Ugh. When he's going back to do it all, he really is a broken down old dude. So it isn't easy for him to do all the stuff and he's not that great at it. He's not the same shot he used to be because he can't see so good anymore. The thing I really loved about the movie was every piece of violence had a consequence.
Unlike previous films where you'd have a shootout at the corral or whatever and someone might fall down and then you would be on to the next scene. But in this movie, someone gets shot, you sit there and you watch them die. It's crazy. Well, and what's really incredible about Clint Eastwood's role in it is that for those of you that dug the good, the bad, and the ugly kind of Clint Eastwood and for those of you that dug the sort of dirty Harry Clint Eastwood, when he decides to exact revenge at the end of the movie and he walks in with that gun and the shot is from the back of him and all you see is the doors of the saloon open up and you see his rifle come into the frame and you know that he's a little whacked out and unpredictable and angry. Is that what you have up there? Yeah. Yeah, I love Gene Hackman. Send that to Sean and see if that scene... Sean, listen to the scene and see if it has cursing in it. Okay. Gene Hackman in the movie is phenomenal because you don't know if you like him or you're supposed to hate him. Like, he's that kind of a guy, which is great. Morgan Freeman's in it? Yeah. It's good. All the way... The British dude that plays the...
The really famous... Oh, yeah. He plays a famous... I can't remember his name. It's really, really good. Richard... Simmons. Yes. Yeah, it's Richard. Richard something. It is not. Gear. Yes. Harris. Richard Harris. Thank you, Robert. I was close. I gotta go home and watch Unforgiven. I'm not kidding. I don't own Unforgiven. You don't? That's crazy. I need to get that. Oh, Christmas is coming up. I think it's one of my HD or Blu-ray movies. Oh, man, it's good. I'm sick of that. Okay. Clint Eastwood and I share a birthday. Is that right? Yep. May 31st. Clint Eastwood has asked about rumors that Gran Torino will be his last movie as an actor. 25. Gran Torino, though, is also said to be, you've said it may be your last film. Is that right? As an actor, not as a director. I've said that. I say that every now and then because I just don't think they write too many scripts for.
for guys my age. Once in a while somebody comes up with one and Gran Torino was it for me so I figured I'll take a swing at that. So you can be convinced to stay on the big swing. Dirty Harry 6 maybe? No, no. Shut up. Oh, that's funny. You'll love this. Well, Eddie, you should get a kick out of this. Well, they're asking Oprah if she would consider going to work for Obama. You know. What? Cut six.
of a minute the first time it ever hit my brain as you mentioning it right now and the reason is is because i have a few full-time jobs already and a few full-time commitments you know contractual commitments and say i have to be where i am so it never even occurred to me not even occurred to me well i would have even if i was offered i still have contractual commitments and what what what could i do i kind of do what i do best on tv every day do That's interview the Dixie Chicks. No. So you're not necessarily qualified to work for President Obama because you interview the Dixie Chicks and give away on ovens. You don't know. I mean, come on, Skye. That's, I mean, a member of the administration. Come on. She's a talk show host. She's Oprah. Tell us about your favorite slippers. Come on. Get out of here. Get out of here, you. I bet she has a lot of feelings on that. On slippers? Absolutely. I'd like to hear that. Guaranteed. Yeah. Guaranteed. She probably owns a slipper-making company. This text message says, Hey, Mike Shannon. Wow. That's a good call there. You're a rock and roll cannon?
Can you play? You didn't have to tell him that. I forgot that you said that. It's funny because it rhymes. Thank you for saying that. Hey, Mike Shannon, can you play a Christmas song by Boyz II Men? Thanks a lot, Slim. That's P1 Roy. That sounds delish. Do we even have a Christmas song by Boyz II Men? For sure. Let's find one. Yeah. For sure. If we don't, let's make one up. We have Silent Night. Where is it? Oh, oh, oh. I may cry. Enjoy this. Front page. Is that the one with the glasses? The small one. The blue pinky. That's Alvin. Oh, yeah. Necessary. Yeah, that was... Okay, yes, you have a baritone. I even tell you what's my imagination. Mommy's coming home. Let's get this show on the road, man. Yes, there's a tree right here. Get to trimming, boo. Free tree trimming, volunteer. I'm getting ready to rust some chestnuts. I like black guys. Free African-American Christmas. This CD comprises all your favorite African-American artists put together in one complete disc. Why, you'll love the sounds of boys to men singing Silent Night. Marvin Gaye, get your rocks off.
Well, this is the record for you. Stevie Wonder may be blind, but I can see I'm going to love these black guys. Stevie Wonder may be blind, but that man's got a set of hands on him. Perfectly functioning hands. Hey, white gals, listen to me here. Good stuff. Hey, Sean, did you have a chance to listen to that? Yeah, I did. The only thing is, near the end, there's a little gap, but pretty much the scene's intact. How long is it? It's only like about a minute 15. Let's hear it. I just have the middle portion. So he just walked in the door and everyone's looking at him like... I'm watching this today. Unforgiven. He lowers the gun. I was... That's awesome. It's too bad we're like children, you know? I mean...
Because that was classic. That was classic. Wow. It's perfectly fine, Mike. There's a little gap at the end. That's it. It's fine. But other than that. Oh, my God. I'm an idiot. Wow. In Sean's world, that's not a cuss word. Was there something wrong with that? It's a fine reading. Unreal. Ten years from now. Ten years from now. I'm going to be telling this story of that right there. Sean playing Unforgiven. Yes. And who's the fellow that owns this? Bleep. Oh, that's... Oh, man. Having such a great day today. Oh, man. That's funny. We'll have to re-edit. Are you sure? Oh, that's funny. Sure you want to?
Mikey, I wonder if Sherlock Hams can solve a mystery for me. I lost my gopher stinky at the mall and can't find him now. That's P1 spray bottle with a side of rice. Rob is the one that gets these texts to me. Bob is the one that writes those texts. Yeah, I think that's more accurate. Right. You guys should use the clip of Sean going kiosk instead. That's P1, why so serious? What is he talking about? The live version. Yeah, the live one. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. People like that. They really like the one of Sean yelling out kiosk. Let's see. I think we hit it all. That made me laugh so hard in my stomach. Okay, I do have one thing for you. I have one thing. Now it's time for the YouTube clip of the day. Ladies and gentlemen, Tim and Eric, awesome show. Great job. Tim and Eric with Zach Galifianakis. Oh, thank you. He's the best. Genius. Doing their interpretation of an absolute vodka TV spot. And in this thing, what I want you to listen for is the subtlety of when they drink the vodka. Okay. All right. Cut 48. That's some absolute and ice. Cheers. What is this, ice? Absolute on ice. It's so good. Yeah, it's on ice. It must be on ice.
Hell of a hot tub you have out there. Keeps it a little bit too hot for my plus, you know? It is a bit hot. I don't think it's a junk. I don't think it's funny. It's so weird. This should be just a fun time between us. Is that fun? Abbreviated disc, okay? I've got to sit in that tub at 111 degrees for at least 8 minutes a day, okay? I'm sorry. It's not just about the hot tub, though, is it, Zach? Oh, man. It's the incense. It's the ferns. You didn't like the color of your mini golf ball. It's the hot dogs are too small and not enough ketchup. You thought the rides weren't scary enough. The wave runners were too slow. Come on, it's an epidemic. Your chair was too big, so we got you this small one, and you're not even happy with that. Put all this wicker up just for you. I'm sorry, guys. Both of my parents died a couple hours. Okay. And scene. And our comedy show. Great job.
Hysterical. Dude, I'm telling you, Tim and Eric, it's like your really hysterical uncle that slowly through Thanksgiving dinner is getting drunk. And it goes from he's so funny to uh-oh. But you still laugh at him. What's the name of the character that Zach Allen and Hank has played? The snuggler. No, no, no. Where he plays the teacher, the acting teacher. Oh, dude, that is one of my favorite things. I've never seen that action. Oh, dude, you have to YouTube that. He, like, yells at kids to be, like, an acting. That is the funniest thing on that show. It's hysterical. The only one I've seen with Zach Galifianakis is the Snuggler, and his character, the Snuggler, wears cutoff jeans, and they're pulled up, like, passed up, you know, higher than his belly button. The cutoff jeans. And he's a big guy, hairy. So he's got these big hairy legs and the awful jean shorts pulled up. And he's wearing like a tank top. So his big hairy arms, you know. And he is like a superhero, the snuggler. And when people are in, you know, having a bad day or whatever, he comes up to them and he snuggles. Very funny. All without profanity. That's right. Are you sure? That's what he says.
We've gone through everything. We've gone through everything. Tomorrow, huge show. Tomorrow, Rob gets his haircut. Oh, you're going to look human again. That's right. That's awesome. And we're going to bick it. We just need to find a barber. Also, Ashley's eating contest tomorrow. Yeah, that's right, Mike. Ashley's going to eat Christmas cookies. If she doesn't win at Christmas cookies, I don't know what I'll do. It's impossible. It is. It's unforgivable. It won't happen. I'm not even going to think about it. This text is from P1Zaki. And he says, Hey, Mikey, about to put my cake in the oven. Can you ask Ashley what temperature to bake the frosting to? Okay. So I slipped. That was hysterical. I meant to say make.
This text message says, wow, Sean, playing cuss words on the air. Who do you think you are? Blunder? It's P1. What's hampooning? Two blunder shots in one morning? I'm telling you. He doesn't deserve it. 570-1053 is our phone number. And you can call us at the beginning and end of every show. It's the end of the show, so you can call us with anything you want right now. Oh, my ma. Oh, my ma is right. Tomorrow, fundraiser, raising money for Boston Rob to be able to eat in Las Vegas. Yes. That'll be great. Yeah. And we're going to give half of the money to Rady's Children's Hospital. Very cool. Tomorrow morning, right here at the radio station, people want to come out and watch. Donate whatever, dollar, five dollars, whatever you want to donate. Yep. But we got to get to a thousand bucks for him to let us shave the Yankees. Yeah, the NY. The NY Yankees symbol in there. And I want to do it so bad. Oh, do I want to see that so, so bad. Gross. Mikey Show, hello. Hey, I was wondering if I could get a Christmas song by Mr. Neil Diamond. Yes. Oh, come ye crackheads. All you obese kids that eat too much. Wait. Nope. No. You're old.
eating bacon. On your time off. Mikey was a little fatso. A porky little brownie. Oh, come and watch his waistline. Oh, come and watch his waistline. Oh, come and watch his waistline. Expand across his face. Get out of here, Neil. I've had enough Neil. I'm Neil Diamond. You're not very nice. Thank you for the call. Mikey Show, hello. Mikey, I was wondering if I could... If there's any way any callers could go in and listen to you guys broadcast from Vegas. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For sure, dude. Absolutely, man. We're broadcasting from the Palms on Friday morning. And everybody is welcome. Everybody's welcome to come. And just, you know, if you want to go there, you can come up there and stay at the Palms, man. I mean, the rooms are cheap.
Oh, yeah. They're real cheap right now. They are. Great deal. They're having great deals. And so, yeah, dude, I would love it. You guys aren't going to be in any specific room or anything? The lounge. Just the lounge? We'll be at the lounge. Are we really? For real? It's called the lounge. That's where we're going to be in the Palms. It's called the lounge. All right. Well, I'll see you guys there then. All right, brother. All right. Later. Awesome. I know a few P1s that are driving. That's killer. So happy. So much fun. Mikey Show. Hey, I wanted to find out if we would be able to donate on the Internet. I don't know, man. We'd have to ask Jay about that and see if Jay can set something up. I don't think so because, you know, basically we need cash so the kid can go to Vegas. Yeah, I think it's only on-site donations. Yeah, yeah, it's on-site donations. Where do you work? I'm in Kearney Mesa. You're right here. Yeah, you're right here. Come on, sweetheart. Yeah, come on. Okay, I'll be there. Thank you. Mikey Show. Hello. Hello, hello, hello. Hello, hello, hello. Mikey Show. Hey, Mikey, I wanted to know whatever happened with Eddie and Hank Bauer. Oh, Eddie, have you talked to Hank? Oh, the Cheds. Has there been any developments with the sort of little, you know, skirmish you guys got into? Nope. There has been no developments? None. Nothing to report? And you guys are going back on the air together on Sunday? No, I'm in Las Vegas. Oh, oh, oh. So I'm missing my first Charger games. Oh, my. Oh, I see how you are.
There you go. Go Chargers. Thank you, brother. Mikey Show, last call. Bring us home. Mikey, you know that bit you and Eddie do about the BMW? That's how you sound every time you talk about TiVo, man. I love you, but that really bothers me. What is it? I don't understand. I do the BMW commercial. What do you mean? No, no, no. Yo, bro, we're going to ride in my BMW. Oh, don't puke on the floor of my BMW. And then you always go, I'm going to TiVo it, bro. You just record it. You don't TiVo. Not everybody has a TiVo. Not everybody has a BMW. Oh, he's saying... That people who have TiVo are elitists. What? In other words, you have to be kind of like not everybody can afford a TiVo? Well, yeah. I'm a cable guy and hardly anybody has a TiVo. Most people record it. Dude, well, hang on a second. I think this is an important conversation. First of all, what kind of car do you drive? I drive a Nissan. You drive a Nissan? Yes. Did you know that not everybody can afford to drive a Nissan? No, no, no, no. No, dude. I'm being 100% serious. I can't. Rob can't. For real. So, hey, hang on, bro. I'm just going to respond to what you're saying because I just want to be fair, dude. Okay. Not everybody can afford a TiVo. You're absolutely right. Not everybody can afford a BMW. You're absolutely right, bro. Not everybody can afford a Nissan.
But the truth of the matter is that the whole reason I do that BMW commercial is because, first of all, people think that those BMWs are $40,000, $50,000, $60,000, $70,000. And they got BMWs down there at BMW Encinitas on Encinitas Boulevard between the 5 and El Camino Real. He's not talking about your commercial. No, he's talking about when you guys do Woods and Bauman. Oh, Woods and Bauman? Well, here is the thing. When we talk about TiVo, it's like the generic name for a digital recorder. That's at least my... It's like if you have an MP3 player and you go, oh, I put it on my iPod. Yeah, not everybody has an iPod, but you get what we're saying. You get the gist. He's upset, though, about the brand, TiVo. It's saying, pass me a Kleenex. Dude, I don't have a cable guy. I don't have a TiVo. I don't either. I don't either. I don't either. You always say, I'm going to TiVo it. Because that sounds better than saying, I'm going to record it. I'm going to digital video record it. I'm going to DVR it. Like, no one says that. Dude, would you prefer, would it make you happier if we said that we'll DVR it? No, just say record it. Just say record it. Because I love everything about the show, but that's the one thing. But you think that listeners will then know what we mean and they'll be able to relate knowing that we mean when we say record it? Like, they'll pick up, bam, quick on it, just like that. Or if we say TiVo, and then they'll, bam, pick up on it quick, just like that. Well, yeah, that makes sense. I mean, especially now that I know that you guys don't even have TiVos.
Do you get what we're saying with why we say TiVo? It's just a generic thing. It would be like if you go, hey, man, I'm going to go get a Coke. And somebody's like, hey, dude, don't say that because you actually, you know, not everybody can get a Coke. You know, I want Mr. Pibb, man. I can't afford a Coke, man. I got to get a Mr. Pibb. And so that's really messed up for you to say a Coke, dude. TiVo was just like the first of that kind to come out. So that's why I earned the title. Guys, can we hurry up? My limo's waiting for me. And then the other thing, the BMW thing was about Bauman and Woods? Yeah. Well, he's saying... You know how Woods doesn't like when Bauman... Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what he says itself. That's... Well, wait a second. When he says... Yeah, when we talk about TiVo, it sounds like him talking about the BMW. Okay, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. Like we're bragging about our TiVo. Like we're bragging that we have a TiVo. Yes, we're bragging. Is that true? Is that in fact true?
I'm going to go TiVo it. Is that true? That is what he was saying? Yes. So he thought we were waving TiVos in front of his face. Yeah, rubbing it in his nose. Even Rob has a DVR, bro. I mean, dude, it's $10 a month. For what? For a DVR. To be able to DVR or something. Yeah, I know. Do you have a DVR? Yeah, I'm a cable guy, man. Well, then what is it? What the hell are you talking about? What is it? TVOs and DVRs are the same price, dude. And it's the same thing. You're a weird guy. That is the truth. The truth is you're a strange person. Come on. Admit it. Yeah, Mikey, I am. Every time I talk to people, the conversation always turns in this direction. Are you serious? I think it's everyone else. No, for real? Like, when you're talking to people at parties and stuff, have you ever said this to other people? Not about the Chivo, but... About other elite stuff that they have, like McDonald's and stuff like that? Hey, stop saying Kleenex, man. We can't all afford Kleenex. I have to use tissue. Yeah, bro, I use tissue. Aw, man. Oh, look at Mr. Charmin over here, okay? Yeah, well, guess what? Not everybody can wipe with Charmin, bro, okay?
Sorry, Larry King. Sorry, Larry King. Get out of here. That is something else, man. That's too much. I want you to be on our next year's best of. Yeah, we need to TiVo this conversation. Yes, dude. For real. I am telling you the truth. Hang on, bro. Sorry, I didn't mean to rub that in. Go ahead. Go ahead. What were you going to say, sir? I was just going to tell you that I went to three different rehabs, and finally nobody would take me in. And I went to a church place out in the middle of Victorville for 40 days and worked every day, and I found Jesus Christ. And when I came back to San Diego, my wife came back from deployment, and I started listening to the Mikey show, and that's when I fell in love with you. And that's when you heard the TiVo thing, and you got mad. Yeah, and then the TiVo thing made me want to go fast. It's like, oh, I was totally with him on JC, but then the TiVo, and now I want a drink. Well, dude. We're really sorry. Let me tell you. God bless you. And from now on, it'll be like, hey, did you guys DVR that? DVR it. Record would be sufficient. Thank you. Thank you very much. Not going to happen. All right, bro. We hope we still have you somehow. You got me. All right. Thank you. T-Vo it. 20 years. 20 years. I've been doing radio. Every time we say T-Vo it now. Think of that guy.
It's that guy. Let me tell you. Yes. I will never, it doesn't even matter if we're on the air. I could be out in the middle of nowhere on vacation somewhere because I'm, you know, on a highfalutin vacation. Yeah, yeah. And somebody will say the word T-Bo. Oh, what, he's staying at a Best Western? Yeah, what's so great about him over here? Lili Sobieski over here. Excuse me, William H. Macy. Yes. And Talented Missy is up next. She does. Promises not to use any brand name products while on the air. The all generic morning show. That's right. And today she has the all request lunch. 20 years in radio. That was one of the most original things that's ever happened in 20 years. That was phenomenal. Love your mouth.