The Mikey Show - Rock 105.3 - 12/16/08
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
Daily Audio 2008KIOZRock 105.3
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Mikey and Eddie celebrated John Morris putting the Padres up for sale and speculated that his divorce forced the timing, while the crew praised the donor who saved San Diego's fire pits but blamed city government for needing a rescue. Boston Rob's You Got Robbed used his rain-streaked blue head for a birthmark prank, and Skye's Side of Rice song turned her lactose intolerance into the morning's signature musical joke. The show's longest argument asked whether matching Christmas sweaters are adorable or humiliating, with Skye defending them and Mikey conceding that he might once have worn one privately for Rebecca. George Chamberlain challenged the recession panic, Joe Arpaio defended billing inmates for food, and later bits ranged from Madonna's divorce and Jim Carrey's Fockers claim to a soldier tribute, a Sammy Sosa impersonation, and the viral 'so pitted' surfer.
What happened, in order
Padres Put Up for Sale
Mikey and Eddie celebrated Padres owner John Morris hiring a firm to find buyers, then questioned whether his divorce drove the sale and the team's falling value.
The Fire Pits Survive
The crew praised an anonymous $260,000 donation that saved San Diego's beach fire pits for 18 months while arguing that competent city budgeting should have made private rescue unnecessary.
You Got Robbed
Boston Rob asked mall shoppers for their holiday wishes and convinced a frozen-yogurt-shop owner that the blue paint running down his head was a sensitive birthmark.
Talking Ourselves Into Recession
Money guest George Chamberlain pushed back on the show's economic gloom, arguing that fear-driven hoarding was worsening the slowdown and that housing would lead a fast recovery.
Inmates Pay for Dinner
The hosts reacted to Sheriff Joe Arpaio charging Maricopa County inmates $1.25 a day for two meals and dismissing their planned hunger strike as another taxpayer saving.
Side of Rice
The show debuted Skye's mock holiday ballad about rice protecting her lactose-intolerant stomach from cheese-induced gas.
The Matching Sweater War
A listener's dilemma triggered a sprawling argument in which Skye called matching Christmas sweaters adorable, Mikey and Eddie called them humiliating, and Mikey admitted he might once have worn one for Rebecca in secret
Guy Ritchie's Divorce Payout
Skye reported that Guy Ritchie would receive roughly $76 million in cash and an English estate worth about $92 million total from his divorce settlement with Madonna.
Jim Carrey's Fockers Claim
Jim Carrey said he developed Meet the Parents with Steven Spielberg and created the Fockers, prompting the hosts to doubt that he felt no regret after Ben Stiller made it a giant hit.
A Soldier's Silent Night
The show played a Christmas poem and song about Santa finding a soldier alone on duty, after which listeners reported crying and thanked deployed service members.
Sammy Sosa Calls In
A long fake Sammy Sosa call turned Yankees spending into an escalating riff about misunderstood words, absurd purchases, and a deliberately thick Dominican accent.
So Pitted
The crew repeatedly replayed a Good Day LA surfer's wildly enthusiastic description of getting barreled and 'so pitted,' delighting in his sound effects and slang.
People mentioned
MikeyEddieSkyeBoston RobJohn MorrisGeorge ChamberlainJoe ArpaioRebeccaMadonnaGuy RitchieJim CarreySteven SpielbergBen StillerSammy Sosa
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Hello, friendlies of all friends. It is 607. An anonymous donor has stepped up and donated over $250,000 to save San Diego Beach and Coastal Park fire pits for the next 18 months. Padre's owner, John Morris, confirms he is selling the team. What? Amen. Come on, are you serious? My prayers have been answered. Really? That's crazy. What? Now, what's... This is... Okay, Eddie, I have questions, dude. All right, I'm prepared.
Okay, I have questions. Now, does that mean he confirms that he is currently selling or is planning on selling? No, he has hired a firm to actively look for potential buyers. Oh, wow. So does this corroborate the theory that he was trying to basically drive the team down into the ground so it would be worth less money so he wouldn't have to share the money with his wife he's divorcing? Not necessarily. He is saying, you know, the divorce is causing the sale of the team, but he's not, you know, the way would he ever admit to that.
And I don't understand. Like, don't you got to share the money no matter what? Yeah, pretty much. So, wouldn't you want the team to be worth more so you get more for yourself? Yeah, I think so. Because, you know, if they're making you give it, you know what I mean? Like, you can't do anything about it. Right. I can't wait, though, man. I want an owner. That is great. Yeah. It is. All right, let's start getting the money together, Eddie. Wait. I got a coin thing at home. We take it to Coinstar and find out. Oh, that's Coinstar. That's not going to be enough. Dude, I'm telling you, man, I hope that somebody buys the team that's one of those young sports
fans that's real rich. Deep pockets. Yes. Help us. I wish I was that guy. Mm-hmm. Well, that's good news for a lot of Padre fans. Yeah, it is. That will... I mean, when people think back about John Morris, they will not be stoked about what happened here in San Diego with the whole build stadium and all that stuff. So, anyway, let's get this sucker on the road. Let's put both wheels down, as they say when he was in the Air Force. Well said.
Here's what you do. I think you need more than two. Yeah, well, yeah, put a couple of them down first. Well, first you put a couple of them down. You've got to start somewhere. You've got to start. I understand. And then what do you do? Then you put the other wheel down. The nose down. The pedal to the metal. And put the pedal to the metal. You push the nose into the ground. No, you don't do that, definitely. You grindstone. You stop faster. Slide. And then you slam on the brakes. And then slam the brakes on. E-brake. That's right. We jerk on them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. One of the two. Our phone number, 570-1053, and we invite you to call that number at the beginning and the end of our show, and you can talk about anything you want.
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I don't think it is hey awesome show I love it can't get up with just three words I have to say Sweet Berry Wine! Speaking of those three words, our Best Of CD for 2008 is called Sweet Berry Wine. Sweet Berry Wine! And it is available right now at MikeyShow.com for a pretty low price, $10. $10 gets you the brand new Best Of CD.
You can pre-order it right now, and as soon as we have it, we'll ship it to you. And it's got a bunch of great stuff on it. And all the proceeds go to Rady's Children's Hospital. So, yeah, get it. It's good. It's good. Do it. It is good, no? I won my fantasy football game last night. Miracles do happen. Dude, I cannot believe this. Ed, did you watch any of the game? I watched the very beginning of the game, and I watched this play where the guy that I was going against last night, The guy that I had to worry about was Brian Westbrook, who plays for the Philadelphia Eagles, and he's good.
The way that it works, for those of you that don't play fantasy football, every 10 yards that he rushes for, he gets a point. And every touchdown, six. And so I'm worried. You know, he had 32 points last week, and the week before that he had 37. And I was ahead of my opponent by 10 points. And so I really needed for Bryant Westbrook to not play football last night. And he was going to, so I was like, oh, see you later. It's a lot of fun. And I see this one play where Bryant Westbrook runs straight ahead into a pile of people
and then sort of bumps to the outside and rushes to the left and picks up like six, seven yards. And I went, okay, well, this was a fun game to watch. And I'm sure it's going to go like this throughout the rest of the night. I thought you were done because they got to the goal line and gave it to Westbrook. And it looked like he got in. And I even said, oh, Mikey's done. But you looked at it, and he was, like, on the one-inch line. And so they didn't give it to him. And then they ended up throwing the next play. So I was shocked.
I was like, wow, you survived. Well, listen, he got five points last night. If he had scored that touchdown, it would have been six, and that had been enough to beat me. That's 11 points. 10 to tie, 11 to beat. So now I face Zeth in the Fantasy Football Super Bowl. You won by an inch. I know it. An inch. Now I face Zeth in the Fantasy Football Super Bowl, and he's got a good team. He's got a good team. Well, it's interesting because of the trade that you guys made in the middle of the year where he gave you Matt Forte and you gave him Andre Johnson. So that trade could come back and bite one of you guys in the butt.
I know, and Eddie, this is the dilemma that I'm having. Do I start my quarterback, Matt Schaub, who's going to be throwing to that wide receiver, Andre Johnson, to sort of keep pace, you know? Or do I start, or is that flawed thinking and you start one of your other quarterbacks and... Hope he has a big day. Hope they have a big day. Oof. Don't know. Anyway, we faced each other this weekend. And Eddie is our, I'm Mikey, I'm the host of the show, I'm 38 years old, and I have tattoos. I'd like to have more, but Hart and Huntington Tattoo Shop at the Palms charges about $9,000 for a centimeter.
I was wondering, so you went in there? I went in there, I didn't ask, but I had talked to somebody before we, oh yeah, it was Zeth, right? Zeth, you said you knew somebody? Yeah. And for about a three inch tattoo, he said it was like $300. Wow. I'm like, I ain't doing that. Wow. Yeah, no, thank you. No, thanks. You could have gone to O'Shea's where Vince Neil has a tattoo shop. O'Shea's? A really nice place. Yeah. It was awesome. O'Shea's is a... I think I caught hepatitis just by walking by. Looking at it?
Yeah, you could smell it in the air. I didn't even know that was a place. O'Shea's is a really like tiny dump right on the strip. It's a dump. Stop it. That's five star in my world. Thank you, Mike. It's like right by the Flamingo. It is beautiful. Dude, and all the signs have this little midget on it, dressed up like a leprechaun. It's the best place to go. It's classy, Mike. Yeah. You know, midgets, it's classy. Hey, dude, what do I look like? Left eye over here? What kind of money do you think I have to be able to afford going to these places?
I'm not doing laws. Come on. Eddie is our producer and sports guy. He is 35 years of age and generally does pretty well when he gambles. He's got some good luck on his side and he's also, he knows what he's doing. And I like playing at the tables with Eddie. Eddie always has the right vibe. He's got the right vibe. Let's see. Sky is our news girl. She is 31 years of age. Hi. And she reigns. She is fighting out of Club Sky, Team Sky. And they reign out of North County, San Diego.
Yep. And you can see her fight in the UFC on January 2nd. She will be taking on Bader. She'll be his first opponent. Sky will be facing Bader. It's true. Wow. That seems weird. Shiny, oh boy. He is our sound effects guy. He wears a little blue headphones. Or excuse me, green. Little green headphones. Oh, they're so cute. They're really cute. All right, whatever. Sitting there on his head. And what are we doing? They sound good, okay? What do you want? What are we doing facial hair-wise, Eddie, with Sean? What's going on there?
You know, maybe he's going to play Santa at some party or something. Yeah, could be. Or George Michael. We can't quite figure out which he's. It's a process, Mike. Yeah, for sure. For sure. Definitely. And then we have Ashley. She's our assistant producer, 25 years of age, and she is also a professional singer. You may have seen her on American Idol. Well, professional. That's true. I wouldn't say professional. Well, she hasn't, you know, been signed yet, but you get the idea. Got some time in a recording studio over the weekend. That is true.
I really know. 100%. Yep. It's a fact. No. Yes. No. Boston Rob is our man on the street. How do you like that? He was out on the street yesterday with You Got Robbed. Let's go ahead and have Sean post that to the website. Shawnee, go ahead and post You Got Rob to the website under the You Got Rob section. And it may be my favorite. Oh, so good. Oh, my mom. It may be my favorite. You know, yesterday we sent him out to do You Got Rob. We sent him out to places where there's a lot of traffic, you know, like malls, stuff like that.
The mall. The mall. This guy, try not to freak out. And what we do is we send him out there with a cameraman and a microphone. And he just asked man-on-the-street type questions. And yesterday, the question was, what is your Christmas wish? Oh, what's that? Holiday. Holiday. Your holiday wish. Yeah, Skye, don't freak out. That's sweet. Skye, don't freak out. Skye, don't freak out. That's sweet. And yesterday, we had also spray-painted his head with blue spray paint. Oh, yeah. I forgot about that. With the Yankees symbol on it. And so he had to go out with that on his head. Did you wash any of that off before you went?
Uh-uh. Just a question. I went from here. No, dude. Uh-uh. Shut up, dude. You know I'm not a professional. What do I look like? Why would I do that, Mike? Mike, to dishonor you in this way. You know, I would not think of doing such a bastardly. I have the utmost respect for my position. Don Collion. Yes. I am honored and grateful that you have invited me to your daughter's wedding. On the day of your daughter's wedding.
Say it. Say that. Say it. On the day of your daughter's wedding. It's much better when you say it again. Say the same thing again, but say it right, and then it will have the same impact and meaning. So, anyway, You Got Robbed is the name of the bit. It'll be up on our website soon, and we'll be listening to it here on the air very soon as well. That is six members of the show that have been announced so far. That's it. Nope, there's one already. No more. There's a seventh. Cherry's Jubilee and then that's it.
No, we're Cherry's Jubilee and that's it. We're getting to the Cherry's Jubilee. We're almost at the Cherry's Jubilee. We're almost there. Here we go. And a small, a small chocolate shake. Because I'm trying to wash my finger. Not a large, a small. Maybe that should be added after as seen on TV. Oh, man. Cherry's Jubilee and that's it. And that's it. All right, Cherry's Jubilee and that's it. Yes. So, Sean, you play that after we do the As Seen on TV. Oh, that's awesome. And finally, there's the artist formerly known as Sir Roosevelt Zethian Oates III,
Junior, Esquire, MD, DDS, President, and CEO. As Seen on TV. All right, Sherry's Jubilee, and that's it. Oh, yeah, perfect. There he is. It works. There he is. It really works. Love it. It's our Zethian Oates. Wow. We're already getting a ton of texts, and you can call us, 570-1053. Morning, Mikey. Just want to know if B-Rob will be swimming in the flooded garage at Fashion Valley like he did four years ago. Do you want to eat it? I forgot about it at a good time.
Do you remember that? Yeah. That was before we had brains. Thought that'd be safe. We're nuts, man. Most disgusting water. I don't know why we did that. I just dove in. Paper Pepsi cups floating by him. It's disgusting. Diapers everywhere. Diapers don't know. We should do it again. Let's get him a kayak this time. Yeah. Yes. I've always wanted to try kayaking. See?
Hey, Mikey, how about Mark Cuban as the new Padres owner, since Bud Selig doesn't want him as owner of the Chicago Cubs? That's P1 Carlitos. I would love it, man. Mark Cuban, he cares about his team. Yeah, he's a fan, at least. Sure. Let's see. Mikey, what would you do with your life if your name was Bon Scott? That's P1 question mark. Well, there's a lot of funky names out there when you think about it. Bon Scott is at the... That doesn't even break the top 100. There's somebody out there named Apple right now. What do you want? That's pretty bad.
There's a kid out there named Pilot Inspector. You want to talk to me about Bon Scott? Come on, please. Come on. A, Mikey, what is the cherry jubilee phrase from? That's P1, fun time. That's Jack Black in this little Tenacious D. Yeah, from the Tenacious D album. Mm-hmm. Awesome. Mikey, P1 Cabeza here, first-time texter. Go with the other quarterback and hope he has a good day. That's his advice for the fantasy football deal. 570-1053 is the phone number.
Our text number is 35253. If you want to text us, gigantoid show today. Gigantoid show. Lots of big news out there. Just gigantic stuff, man. I'm looking at this. First of all, that thing here in San Diego with the fire pits is so crazy. Yeah, people were freaking out when they started taking those fire pits down. Because I don't know if you've heard the story, but, you know, there's fire pits on the beaches, the parks, like Mission Bay Park, Mission Beach, PB, OB. Well, the city maintains them, and it costs them about $173,000 a year to maintain those fire pits.
And so since, you know, we're so hurting for money and everything's so screwed up, that was one of the things that they were going to cut. No. Yeah, so starting last week, they started taking down the fire pits, sending crews out there and digging them up and destroying them and taking them out of there. Oh, they're destroying them? Yeah, they're taking them, they're getting rid of them. Well, what did you think they were going to do, put them in fire pit warehouse until, you know what I mean? You can throw them away until we get the money. It's just concrete. Yeah, it's just concrete. It costs about 30 cents to make. Yeah, it would cost more to store them than to make new ones. That's not green, and I can't believe you agree with that.
Well, they're concrete. I don't know what you do with that. You're going to throw that away? He's got a good point. Well, they can recycle the concrete and make other things out of it. Yeah, by giving it to me. Okay. What are you going to do with it? Have a bunch of fire pits. And by the way, fire pit sale next week at my house. Okay, that's weird. Rob just leaving messages on all his friends' voicemails. Hey, dude, do you want to come over? I got this thing, man. Bonfire raging right now in my backyard. Yeah, so last week they started taking him down and people were freaking out. And it sounds like somebody stepped up to the plate.
Cut 43. It's a one-time donation of $260,000, which will cover 18 months of operations. We start moving through with budget cuts, and we've got about a $54 million budget gap coming up in six months. We're going to have to make some very difficult decisions, and this saves the fire pits for at least the next 18 months. Hmm. Wow. Somebody made a donation. And the person who made the donation says, oh, no, he doesn't actually, like, use the fire pits or anything, But he just wants kids to be able to experience a bonfire at the beach.
And he asked to stay anonymous. He doesn't want anyone to know who he is. That is cool. Yeah. Thank you, Rob. Yeah, Rob. You're really a peach. A lot of cans I collected. Tell you what. So the mayor says he hopes that this donor is setting an example. Cut 44. Somebody can step up and say, I want to adopt this branch library. Maybe the Ocean Beach Library. maybe the one in University Heights, and we can identify what that would cost, and they can pay that for that 12-month period. Or, we could have a non-corrupt city government that's able to budget their money in such a way
that we don't have to rely on anonymous donations in order to be able to run our city government. That would make sense, so why would we do that? It's like Sanders is standing outside City Hall with a tin cup. Yeah. Basically. Yes, dude. Please, donate. Help us. Alms for the poor. Can he at least play harmonica or something? Right. So it feels right? Yeah. I think the city council has their head up their butt. Okay. Well, that's quite a statement. Accurate. There's somebody out on the street. Interesting statement. We're just finding out what's up. Let's see.
Oh, man. Oh, by the way. If you're one of these people that likes to put on a wetsuit and get in the water at this time of month, which I'm not one of those. Really? You're not? I don't do that. I thought this was your busy time of month. That's what you live for, right? When did you give that up? Can't keep me out of that water. That's crazy. Especially in December. Well, I just want to let people know that with the rain, you get a lot of runoff. Don't say it, Mike. Don't.
So there's a little. What's up? And it may be some of that Baja, they call it Baja doo-doo, is what they call it. Baja fresh? Yes. Oh, that is so gross. And so, Baja fresh. Oh, that was a joke grenade. It's too early. That's filthy. Baja biscuits. We call those Baja buttermilk pancakes for all of you guys that are surfing in the area. Let's just stop.
But, yeah, they have put up signs, you know, in the beaches close to the border. Seth, IB, watch out. And they say it's due to the influx of sewage-fouled water. Gross. Yeah. Gross. Baja. Gross. So any time after it rains, you probably should always wait to go in the ocean. but especially down there by the border right now, yuck-o. That's disgusting. That explains the dead seal on the beach by the way. Oh, God. I hope you made some perfume out of that, boy.
Hey, Rob, get on it. Yuck. I'm probably good. I'm going to waste it. Last night was a big night here in San Diego. Talica. Yeah, Talica played last night. Where did they play? Sports Arena? Cox Arena. Cox Arena? What's bigger? What's the biggest indoor venue here? I think Sports Arena is bigger. Is it? Yeah. We wanted it to be more intimate. Is that right? So that's why we did it that way. Should have played brick by brick then.
Isn't that Coors or Cricket Amphitheater? Wouldn't that be the biggest? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But that's outdoor. They only do that in the summertime. Yeah, yeah. You know, like the weather that we're having right now. Of course. Sky texted me that. Yeah, Sky just IM me. You're anonymous. But I wonder if it was any good. People listening, need to go. Did you like it? Was it fun? Hey, Sky, they're on the news too, right? Metallica? Oh, yeah, they definitely, they, so there's been, she takes a headphone off of Jeff and Jarrett. What's that?
What is the news? So this has been a rumor for a while, but it has finally been confirmed that coming out next year will be Guitar Hero Metallica. Really? And so, what is that? The whole thing is just all Metallica, right? All Metallica songs, yeah. That's the trip. I wonder how much that was worth. I wonder how much that deal was worth for Metallica. Oh, gosh. A lot. Yeah. It'd have to be millions and millions of dollars, right? Because those video games sell like crazy. And they're not like five bucks a piece.
No, they are. How much do you think that would cost? Probably like $49. Oh, my gosh. It helps Metallica, though, too. Yeah. Because, you know, it gets people into their music. And a whole new generation, you know, experiencing their music. So they didn't give a specific release date, but they said it will be out in the first half of 2009. Cut. 36. It's awesome. It's been a lot of fun. I played it three or four times with my kids. It's awesome. Cyanide is the easiest one to play. That's the one I start with. By the time we get over to some of the other stuff, it gets a little more complicated, but it's a lot of fun. Daddy, what is cyanide?
And who are you talking to when it's on the phone? Who's on the phone, Dad? Every day with the phone. Every single day. Who do you talk to on that every day? All he's doing is the interviewer. Dad, who wants to interview you every day? Who could care? Every day. Cyanide is poison, and it's in my daily interview. Yeah, that's got to be what it is. Anyway, that's what I was saying.
5701053 is our phone number. P1Jason went to Talica. How was it? It was perhaps one of the best shows I've seen in a long time. How about that? Did they play in the round, or did they play on a stage, you know, on a stage? They played in the round. They came in the same way that they came in with the other bands, except they turned off all the lights. They came out with your opening music, actually. No, that's theirs. I got it from them. Oh, really?
Yeah, yeah. Oh, that's what I get from being a P1. I just follow you guys, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's that music from the good, the bad, and the ugly, the ecstasy of gold. It just gives you chills, doesn't it? Yeah, yeah, for sure. But it was definitely a plus. Like, anybody that missed out, all I got to say is I'm sorry. If they happen to come back, don't waste your time. Get your tickets immediately. Wow, there you go. Right on, brother. All right, man. Well, you guys have a good morning. All right, you too. Okay.
Let's see. By the way, the economy not doing very well. Nobody really doing good in these economic times, including arena football. They still got that? Well, I haven't seen that in... Not for long? Well, yeah, they still have it. Eddie, when can you see it? You'll be able to see your next big arena football game in 2010. Wait. I think you have it wrong. If you look at the calendar, we're going into 2009. This is 08, bro.
This is 08. They've canceled the 09 season because of the economy. They canceled it. Yes. So they didn't flip the sign to open. They just are going to keep the sign on closed for a year. For a year. And then flip it to open. Well, what is that? What's arena football? I don't get it. They play football inside an arena. It's like, you know, professional football, but it's not outdoors and indoors. It's a little different. Where can you watch that? It's on ESPN. It was on NBC for a while, right? Didn't they do that for a little bit, and then nobody was watching it or something?
Please, Fitzgerald? No, Fitzgerald does not play on that. Definitely not. No, he does not. So, anyway, if you're a big arena football fan, I'm really sorry about that. It's going to be a while. So, sorry. I don't know that anybody cares, to be honest. It is. What's more popular in the United States, professional soccer or arena football? I would say soccer. Really? Professional soccer. We've got a lot of Mexicans in it. That is true. I'm Mexican, so I love it.
I can't get it. You have to. Okay. They have Mari Payton. Oh, that's ridiculous. Are they kidding with that? Be nice to her. What's their problem? Poor Mari. What? She's a journalist. They have our girl, Mari Payton, standing in water in Mission Valley. What is she, Rob? I mean, come on around this place. Oh, in the flood? Yes. Oh, Mari. She's up almost to like her. All the way in. That's ridiculous. Mari. 570-1053 is our phone number. And you can text us at 35253.
And by the way, don't forget, you can check out a full show podcast. We put our whole show for podcast at MikeyShow.com. So if you want to listen to the entire show, you can. And we also blog. So if you want to read our inner thoughts. What am I? You can go to MikeyShow.com and read our blogs. Let's see. What else? Oh, got to remind people that didn't hear it at this time or didn't hear it yesterday on the show. We're going to be doing a handyman challenge. Oh, I can't wait. Yeah, it's going to be me, Eddie, and Skye because Skye is convinced that she can out-handyman Eddie and I.
Which is ridiculous. Oh, it is not. Absolutely ridiculous. Eddie, you got me. So the handyman challenge will take place here at the radio station tomorrow outside so people can watch it. Coming up on the show, you got robbed. Yes. Austin robbed, man on the street, out there talking to people. And you can see it right now at MikeyShow.com if you want to. Also, George Chamberlain, the money guy, will be in here. We've got a, we have a very funny email. Dude, this email is hysterical. You dudes listening, have you ever been through this? I'll read it to you a little bit.
It has to do with a Christmas sweater. Oh, no. Let's see what else we got We got the YouTube clip of the day And we got great great audio today Where do you think In fact when we come back I'll give you the answer to this audio wise Where did Tom Cruise learn those dance moves In Tropic Thunder Oh yes Where did Tom Cruise learn those dance moves In Tropic Thunder Play the audio of him giving the answer to that It's pretty stupid and it's next The Mikey Show stand up spotlight
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Evidently, I talk to get attention. Save that one. I will not. You can't make me. On Rock 105.3. Welcome back to the show. It's a Mikey show. It is 642. The executive producer of American Idol says that they will not fire Paula Abdul and that there are no hard feelings about her recent interviews slamming the show. Padres CEO Sandy Alderson says they have no intentions of trying to trade Jake Peavy anymore, and he's likely going to be the opening day pitcher. Enjoy.
And I'm sure feel great about it. Oh, yeah. Welcome back to the show. Do you think that if I wrote Shauna, our program director, and asked her to have, like, a detail specialist come in and clean the control board, that she would do it? Oh, that would be a Christmas new miracle. Can't you do the whole studio? Yeah. Filthy. Mine, too. Mine, too. Please. I think that they're... Listen, I don't know what OSHA is, but I know they care about this stuff. Right?
I don't know what they do, but I know it has something to do with filth. Yeah. And this board that I use is filthy. It's just where you guys are, too. Oh, mine is the worst. It's disgusting. Oh. Unlike this. Yeah. Beautiful. I wish I could frame this. Ew. I wish I could decorate my tree with this. I wish this was an ornament. Oh, no.
I wish I could make a wreath out of this. Yes. Good one, you guys. Good one, you guys. Okay. That was a shot at Rob, right? No. No, I was just saying. You're only saying that because you know he just made his first wreath. No, I was just saying. That's terrible. Homemade. What did you make it out of? Christmas tree, dude. Come on. You took, like, the clippings from the Christmas tree and you made a wreath? They had to cut some off the bottom to fit it in that little. Who's they? I don't get it. My fiance's mom and her... Oh, we should have known that.
Sorry. Yeah. Get with the program. You're right. So your fiance, your fiance's mom, and your fiance's... Oh, wow. Wow. Merry Christmas. Sounds like Rob's... I was saying Beautiful Uh oh Oh dear Right here Say it Forget No Oh So pretty Very divine
Betty's keeping the tempo You're like a conductor. Uh-huh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Deep. Oh, yeah. Pitch change. Very smooth translation. You know it was.
I know it was. Bring it home. Bring it home. Just gorgeous. Just gorgeous. Anyway. So, B-Rob, so you and your fiancé, your fiancé's mom, and your fiancé's mom's boyfriend. You guys cut some clippings off the Christmas tree. Well, they were cutting them off, and they were going to, like, get rid of them.
Huh? And you were like, hey, don't get rid of that. Yeah. Yeah, well, I said, what are you going to do with it? Let me make a shelf. Yeah. Can I make a sandwich? So, you made a wreath. Yeah, they put them all outside. They were all decorating the tree, and I just kind of wandered outside and started messing around with them, and I was just weaving them together, weaving them together, weaving them together, weaving them together. Yeah. And then I tightly wove this wreath. Yeah. And I just didn't even... Did I take a picture, you said? It's on my blog. Oh, let me check it out. Yeah, dude. And it's half-decorated.
Let me check it out. You're like a pilgrim. Thank you. Thank you. He is like a pilgrim. Like a dirty, filthy pilgrim. You took the words right out of my mouth. I was thinking, this is how the pilgrims did it. Oh, wow. You should seriously go on Survivor. You would keep butt. You did that? Yeah, dude. That's like a wreath. It is a wreath. Whoa. You didn't do that. I swear to God, dude. No, she's the one that took out and put the decorations and everything on it. I was like, whatever. So you're going to hang it on your door? They want it.
They want it for their door. I was like, you guys really? I was just kind of kidding around. I was just joking. It'll be $22.50. I think it needs to be trimmed. Sky, don't you think it needs a couple of trimming? There's a couple of stray hairs sticking out. No, it makes it. That looks good. That gives it the character. Yeah. Good job, Robert. So what do you say, ski? No? You leave it as is? I mean, I think it looks nice as is, but it would also look nice if it was trimmed up. It kind of depends what look you're going for. I want to get a tree, I guess, and strip it of all the branches. Rob, I like the shape.
Can I use it as a map for when I'm driving around? Booyah! Oh, yeah. It'll help me get out of plenty of fixes. I see you, Mike. I see you. Oh, it's a homemade GPS. Let me mount this on my dash. Just keep following it. Here I am at my destination. Can you put a U on here sign on there? Turn left at the ribbon, right at the cranberry. Oh, no, I'm lost at the acorn.
Actually, just keep turning left and you'll actually. For most people, yes. Look out for the pine cone. And back at the palace. Home again. How did Tom Cruise learn those awesome dance moves for Tropic Thunder? Cut eight. I learned how to dance watching Soul Train. I was always in my basement watching Soul Train. You know, just the coolest moves.
They loved it. They loved it. They went off. They went off. Because you showed your kids Tropic Thunder? They were popping. Watching Soul Train. In the basement. Text number is 35253. This text says, Mikey, FYI, Guitar Hero Aerosmith sold for $59.99. Holy cow. If you want an Xbox, Junkie. Okay, guys, so what would you do if you were Tallica's, you know, management? You have to pick between one or the other.
Do you want money up front for Guitar Hero Metallica, or do you want a back end of the sales? Back end all the way. Back end of the sales. Oh, that's going to be a lot of money. Mikey, what is the name of the mail order ham store you spoke of a few months ago? P1 ERC. Did I talk about a mail order ham? What? I think... Get ready for ham. Where you ordered the meats? You know what I'm saying? Yeah. That website? Is it? Right. But I didn't order ham. Ham is just the beginning.
I ordered a turkey, but they probably sell ham. Sky, where do you go? Sky. Can you get mail where ham? Get turkey? I've never ordered. Yeah, right. Can you please? Okay, anyway. Yeah, enough with the bit. Yeah, let's get down to seriousness here. That's funny and everything, but tell us the truth now. Seriously. Let's pretend it's true, true time. Ham? Well, you can go to lobels.com. Lobels? Lobels. What the heck is that? L-O-B-E-L-S.
It's good quality meat. They got ham? I believe they probably do. Ham? I'm looking at it. Do they have ham? Can you stop? Get ready for ham. They got rack roast of pork. Is that the same thing? I don't think so. That's guy. Boneless center cut roast. Pork tenderloin. Not having fun. Thank you. Whoa. Hey, guys.
It's P1's Trev the Greek. Just had a blowout and almost had an accident. I want to thank God for keeping me safe and thank God for the Mikey show to keep me calm and entertained while I wait for the car jack. Drive safe. Thanks, guys. Yeah. Awesome. It's not worth it. Well, Rob was saying, man, he kind of cracks up at us West Coasters because when it rains, we flip out. Oh, man. Yesterday driving was awesome. Yeah, it was crazy, man. Ridiculous. People don't change how they drive when the weather changes. I was like, what are you people crazy? Well, unless you're on the freeway and it's like raining like when I was driving home yesterday and everybody flips out.
So the entire freeway is going about 40 miles per hour. See, I think Rob's thing is that people change too much and they flip out and they start driving super slow. Yeah. Well, they just, like, all of a sudden things become a rat. Like, it was weird noticing yesterday. And I just want to say this, that if it's really, like, overcast and pouring to where it's kind of whiting out, you know what I mean? Yeah.
Everyone turn your lights on. Yeah. Like yesterday, I was the only one on the highway with my lights on coming home from You Got Robbed. The only one, and you could just see the other car in front of you. That's how hard it was coming down. We're not smart when it comes to rain here. But of course, I was in the fast lane still doing 65. The funny part is nobody thinks they don't know how to drive in the rain. Everybody thinks they're great at it. I saw probably three cars Or four or five actually
On the side of the road Just all banged up You're smart Turn those lights on if it starts pouring today I was behind This tow truck that had On the bed of its tow truck This white gnarled Mangled Beamer In the back it was all like twisted Because people just forget how to drive man Let's see 570-1053 is our phone number, our text number, 35253. And when we come back, we're going to play You Got Robbed.
Oh, good. Yes. It's Rob at the mall asking people what their Christmas wish is. And also, when we come back, how much do you think the median home price is in San Diego County right now? Because we've talked about this in the past, but with everything going on right now, what do you think the median home price is right now for a house in San Diego? I'll tell you when we come back. Hey, Mikey.
The Mikey Show is on. I just want to say I love this show. I listen to you guys every single day. Rock 105.3. Alert. Christmas is next week. I know. People forgot. Our program director, Shawna, came in the office yesterday miserable because she just realized Christmas is next week. And if you don't know what to get that special someone in your life, or let's say they live on the East Coast like your family and you can't travel this year, I got a great thing for you to do. Go to Pro.
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I'm not a sheep, Mike. That's right, he's not a sheep. And Ashley. Evidently, I talk to get attention. Save that one. He can't make me. The Mikey Show's on. Rock 105.3. Ham, ham, ham, ham, ham, ham, ham, ham, ham, ham, ham. Ladies and gentlemen, the Carol of the Hams is available on the Mikey Show Best Of CD for the year 2008. You can find it at MikeyShow.com.
This song is ham-tastic. I'd like a basket of ham. Would you like some honey glaze with that? Would you like some honey glaze with that? For those of you that are wondering if there will be a sky-themed Christmas song this year, the answer is yes. Oh, great. The Carol of the Hams, though, it's just gorgeous. Awesome. Welcome back. It is 703.
Illinois lawmakers voted yesterday to create a committee to recommend whether their governor should be impeached for allegedly trying to sell Obama's vacant Senate seat. Monday Night Football last night saw the Eagles keep their playoff hopes alive by beating the Browns 30-10. Donovan McNabb talks about his offense getting into a rhythm. I think offensively, we're getting back to what we know, and that's the most important thing. I thought we got a little away from things, but now we're on key, and guys are making plays. You know, getting back into trusting the guys, guys trusting me. We're putting the ball out there. Guys are catching it and getting upfield. Andy reads like his dad.
Yeah. It's weird. He grounds him and he does better. Yeah. Like his grades or something, you know. A little punishment, yeah. Yeah, your dad grounds you, you get better grades. True. And then you're like, oh, you're mad at your dad. You're not my real dad. Yeah, Andy. We said when we came back, we'd talk about the median home price in San Diego County. And, you know, it's been all over the place over the past three or four years. So, Skye, where are we? Well.
One million. Seriously. Eddie, at one time, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, we're back. Four years ago, a million bucks. No. At its all-time high in 2000. Seven, no. You don't tell us no. Well, I mean, I have to say no right in front of me. I know. I'm going to tell you. Okay. This was back in November of 2005. The height. 700. No, 850. 850. I'm going 740. Sean. I'll say 650. Ashley T. Quithers.
Wasn't listening. All right. Back in November of 2005. Wait, wait. Rob Tiggies. Let me guess. $6.75. All right. $1. Sean is the closest. Back in November of 05, the all-time high for the median home price in San Diego County was $517,000. I said $1. That's what I said. I said $517,000. Well, no. I said $517,000. I win. The median home price for November? Let me guess. I got this one.
Oh. The high was 517. 500. Eddie. 435. Oh. What all? Oh, La Madre. Yeah, baby. Ash. Lee T. Quithers. 417. Rob. Ridiculous. $1, Bob. Oh, yeah. Shawnee. 450. I got it. Sky. Oh, me. 500. Ashley was the closest. Oh. It's at 435. She said 417. Whatever.
Whatever. What? So, the median home price in San Diego County in November was $305,000. That's at $1. That's a $212,000 loss since November of 2005. Oh, that's a lot. It's down over $200,000. You know how the price of rice, price of right, price of right. No, she's at price of right. Price of what? Price of right. Price of right. She knows exactly how much rice is. So, that's a 41% drop. In the last couple years.
Oh, Skye, you're terrible. I'm very sad. Why did you see that? I'm sorry. You stole my win. Awful, awful person. Just awful. Now, being unleashed on Decent Society, Boston Rob is hitting the street. This is You Got Robbed. Every Monday, we send Boston Rob out into the streets. And what we do is we have him talk to the public and ask the public some questions. And so yesterday the question was, what's your Christmas wish?
You know, everybody's got one. Holiday wish. Holiday wish. Thank you, Rob. That's right. What is your holiday wish this year? And by the way, if you want, you can see this because we sent him out with a camera, man. Yeah, you got us. Go to MikeyShow.com right now. And you can see you got robbed. And we're going to listen to it right now. So where'd you go? I went to the mall. The mall. Try to calm down, okay?
This is Rob. This is Rob talking to Chris. I'm here with Chris. And Chris, what is your holiday wish for this season? I just wish we could have some peace on Earth. Yeah, dude. And I wish that I could hit the lottery and the Red Sox would win every single year. I don't think that's going to happen because I don't live in make-believe land. Well, that definitely puts things in perspective for that young man. You know what I'm saying? I live in reality world. That's right.
Reality land. You're the worst. All right. I'm here with Kendrick. Kendrick, what is your holiday wish this season? I need some new clothes. I got fingernail polish all over my clothes right now. Well, really? Huh? Is that right? Did he really have fingernail polish? All over his clothes. And you can see this on MikeyShow.com. You can see it on MikeyShow.com. Dude has fingernail polish all over his clothes. He needs some new clothes. And I wish that he would get some cologne this Christmas. Oh, wow. It's always good to smell good.
That's right. Perfect. Rob, you were standing very close, right? Yeah. Very intimate in that interview. Did he explain why there was nail polish all over the phone? Yes. With that, I didn't want to ask. Yeah. Oh, I wish you would. It was too odd. And it was like bright red. I'm like, I don't know. Why would you not ask? Yeah. Why did you have nail polish all over? That was a little too weird for me. I'm here with Rico, and I wanted to ask him what his holiday wish is. Trying to get a PlayStation 3 for my sister for Christmas. Uh-huh.
PlayStation 3. I was just going to ask for peace on earth, but I guess it's a PlayStation 3 this Christmas. I don't know about that. All right. Well, you got robbed. There it is. You want to go for it. What the heck? Now, this next one is really good if you can actually see it on the website. This next one is really great when you see it because you see the story that he's standing in front of. Three, two, one, to me. I am here with
Faye Tootie Fruity Parkway Plaza What is Faye Tootie Fruity Is that your last name No it's my yogurt shop My most awesome self served frozen yogurt shop Alright Faye Tootie Fruity Do you have a holiday Now by the way This place is called Tootie Fruity I couldn't believe it Who knew Who knew There was a place called Tootie Fruity It sold sweets Delights Yay Did they wish this season Yeah I want everybody in the entire world to know how awesome my new self-serve yogurt shop is and to come check it out.
What's going on with your head up here, dude? What do you mean? Why is it blue? We spray-painted Rob's hair. Watch this interview, because the whole thing, and I'm like, you better not say anything. She's not looking at my eyes. She's looking at the top of my head. Wait till you see the video. Wait till you see the video. Her reaction? Priceless. I think I scared her. It's what you're about to hear. What Rob says next. We spray painted his head yesterday with the Yankees emblem, but it's raining. I'm with your head up here, dude.
It was raining, and so the paint's like dripping. It just looked terrible. It's awful. And so take a listen. Is it? What is it? My one holiday wish is that you would stop bringing up my birthmark. I really don't appreciate it. Why is there something weird? All right. This interview is over. You have to see her reaction. She freaked out like she thought that was. Birthmark. Thinking that she offended him. Go to, dude, go to MikeyShow.com.
That is funny. You have to see her reaction. What's going on with your head up here? Protect your head by wearing a helmet. 570-1053 is our number. Give us a call or text us at 35253. You got a question for George Chamberlain, our money guy? What is this music, buddy? Sounds like poison. It does. If you have a question for our money guy, George Chamberlain, now's the time.
570-1053, we'll talk money, your money, next. Money, money, money. This is the Mikey Show. So you're the guy who pooped in my tuba. Rock 105.3. You said you were taking me out for a steak dinner. Uh, this is steak. From Carl's Jr. Yeah, it's a sirloin steak sandwich. I thought we were going out to a fancy restaurant. Well, I could take you to an expensive steakhouse, but do you know what that would say about our relationship? It would say that we don't have confidence in our feelings for each other. I hope you don't think I'm stupid enough to buy it. It was worth a shot, right?
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Overall, you know, it's not a really bad ride out here. We do have the wet conditions, but we're getting a break in the rain. But you will see the usual slowdown pretty much in the usual places. We do have a couple of accidents still working here. There is an injury crash in the westbound 8 just past North Mollison or a car went over the embankment. Emergency crews are on the scene there. We've got a new one on the westbound 8 ramp to the 67, northbound 67 freeway. So be careful there as well. Northbound Texas Street on ramp to west 8. Another spun-out crash there. And the southbound 5 on the 28th Street off-ramp. A little fender better on that one as well. You've got the usual backup out of Escondido in the south 15 from the 78 down to Via Rancho Parkway. Now some reduced speeds into Rancho Bernardo.
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Amy Mann has a Christmas album. Everybody has a Christmas album. Yeah. Everybody does. Has Philip Rivers done a Christmas album yet? I think so. Be careful, Scott's going to start laughing at any minute. It's gorgeous. Welcome back. 7-19. Madonna has reached a financial settlement with her ex, Guy Ritchie, worth between $76 and $92 million. This guy, you're just trying to upset me.
No, I'm just reporting the news. No, you're not. You're trying to upset me. It's all chump change, Mike. He didn't sing like a virgin. Guy Ritchie didn't sing like a virgin. Money, money, money. Whatever, man. Eddie, what were you saying? Well, this will probably help. Charles Barkley is at it again. He criticizes his alma mater, Auburn, for hiring Iowa State's Gene Chizik, who is white, instead of Buffalo's Turner Gill, who is black. Dude, are you kidding me?
That's what he says. Come on. I have to say, I think he's right. Wait, I don't get it. My jaw just dropped open. I'm black. Here's the deal. This Chizik guy doesn't have the greatest resume. He didn't even really have a winning season, but they hired him. Now, this Turner Gill was also in consideration, and he is African American, married to a white woman, which, as we know, Auburn is in the South and probably wouldn't fly too well. Where are the white women at?
Really? And Turner Gill had a huge season and would have been the more viable candidate. So Barkley actually has a point. Are you serious? Now, it's kind of like the boy who cried wolf because of all the other stuff he says. Yeah. But this time. I don't understand why he had to bring up a race, though. Like, why couldn't he just. Because it's a big deal in the South. It's a huge deal. Well, and I guess because he thinks it. Yeah. Because he thinks it. I think he's right. What a trip. I know. It's crazy. He says crazy things. He says crazy stuff.
That's crazy! 5701053 is our phone number. Our text number is 35253. And George Chamberlain, our money guy, is in the studio. Hey, guys. Did your wife go to San Marcos High School? Yes, sir. How do you know? I was at a party with my daughter and a bunch of her friends, and they all went to school with your wife. Get out of here! No way! That's cool. She was Becky back then. They probably knew her as Becky. Probably. That's pretty cool. Yeah.
That's pretty cool. Small world, huh? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, listen, if you don't know George, he's great. He's on NBC 739. You can see him on NBC 739. He comes on hourly. And they got our girl, Mari Payton, out there standing in the rain this morning. Standing in the rain, yeah, poor kid. Yeah, she's standing out there in galoshes or whatever out in Mission Valley. At least she wasn't doing it yesterday. That would have been the tough job. Yeah, for sure. and uh is this sky what's the deal with this stuff when is it going to be sunny around this joint um well we can expect rain through wednesday uh not as hardcore as it was yesterday but today and tomorrow rain on and off shower type rain you guys know those uh big umbrellas that we had in the
back i say had in the backyard you know that you crank the little gone we lost one yesterday too Yeah, that's happened to me too. You're supposed to close those during a storm. I guess it's a deal so that they don't, you know, take flight. Right, yeah, small creatures left to do it. That's right, that's right. If you have a question about money, call right now, 570-1053. George Chamberlain will field your questions, and he knows stuff. Money, money, money.
Now is the time. And, yeah, we'll take your text messages, too, 35253. And I wish that he could figure out the money issues with the Padres. That would be good. Hopefully the Padres will get a new owner that likes to spend a lot of money, money, money. Yes. Money, money, money. You know, they've hired this company, Goldman Sachs, okay, a big historic Wall Street firm, to handle the sale. They do this for a lot of companies. And they need the business. Goldman announced this morning that they lost, like, $2 billion in the last three months. So, it's typical of these greeny Wall Street guys back there.
And so, you know, they're a good company. They got caught in all the stuff that's going on right now, but it was not pretty. Wow. Pretty. Actually, what's amazing is everybody thought it was going to be much worse than that. Really? So, they only lost $2 billion in the last three months. No big deal. That's a rounding off number for them, yeah. You'd think everything would even out because, like, everybody's losing money. Everybody's affected, man. Everybody's affected. The only place that I have heard, you know, and I've talked to a lot of people, asked a lot of people in a lot of different industries and a lot of people doing a lot of different jobs. And everybody I ask has said, oh, yeah, terrible, terrible, terrible.
Except one industry, entertainment. Entertainment industry from what I, at least from who I've asked, like gas, Craig gas. He said that he's turning stuff down because he wants to spend time with his lady. But he said it's been the biggest year in his life, which I think is a combination of his, you know, his star kind of, you know, blowing up. His stardom is kind of blowing up. He's doing a family guy, by the way. I tell you that.
No. Yeah, family guy called him and said they love him. Wow. I love that show. Well, the writer for Family Guy listens to our show, so he probably heard Craig and was like, that guy's good. That's what I said. And I said, and I asked him, I go, how did the producer say that they heard of you? And he said, somebody said they heard a thing on the internet and they liked it and blah, blah, blah. Yeah, right. They heard him on this show. See, my thing is right. They got a writer. I'm going to call him. I'm going to get on that, too. Well, to also back up your theory, I saw a story in the news about how movie theaters are doing good. They're turning a good profit.
I guess people don't have enough money to go on vacation, but they do, you know, with that money, they'll go see a movie. Really? All right. All right. I have to. I'm sorry. George doesn't like this. I just don't. Talk to us, George. I don't buy into all this damn doom and gloom. I'm sorry. I don't. Get him. It's, you know. Eddie doesn't either. I don't either, George. You know, people are, people. But we see everybody suffering. Uh-oh. Let me explain. Everybody we ask, they're laying people up. George is going to punch you. They're laying. People are getting laid off.
They got all these things. George, speak on it. You know, listen, you go out and you ask people, how are you doing? And they'll go, well, I'm doing okay, but I'm really worried about my neighbor. Okay? Go ask your neighbor. The neighbor says, I'm doing okay, but I'm really worried about my neighbor. Oh, man. I asked my neighbor and he goes, it sucks right now. It's terrible. Right. That's what I'm getting. And I'm hearing all these companies laying people off. We're talking ourselves into this thing, man. we're talking ourselves into this thing really really because i'm telling you man like i got a letter in the mail from uh uh i got a letter in the mail from a company says sorry we can't pay
you due to the economy yeah well here's part of the problem in my opinion is that we've heard so much that times are so tough right now yeah that people are are hoarding their money and they're not going out and spending to help the economy yeah is that what it is that's what i have a lot of that going on although i tell you what i you know i was at a restaurant buca de beppo the other night the place the place was jammed and and people were were gathering outside thinking about storming the building to get food i mean it was crazy and you go to the mall the malls are jammed the mall you know what about people losing their jobs isn't the unemployment rate up you know what
here's what we have historically in this country we have a four percent unemployment rate i mean that's that's just normal you're always going to have a four percent unemployment rate it's now like six okay so it's gone up okay but it's only two percent more than what it historically is i'm believe me you got folks out there that are cussing me out right now because i'm saying this because they've lost their job because they've lost their job and i'm i'm not trying to sugarcoat it i i know it's going on out there and it's happened to friends of mine but i tell you what it's going to be amazing how quickly all of this turns around when it turns and it will turn uh i'm holding you to that georgia you got it you got it um sooner than most people think as soon
than most people like you know they always talk about it they said they said real estate led us into this recession and it's got to lead us out and it's going to it's going to happen fast it's going to happen very very fast i talked to my real estate friends out there and there's a lot of activity going on right now there's a lot of activity and everybody goes oh yeah well chamberlain And it's all the foreclosures and short sales. Okay, so what? People are buying houses. People are buying houses. Sky says the median price for a house here in San Diego County is lower, though, than ever before. It's like $2.45 to buy a house now.
You can buy it. How much, Sky? You can actually find them. And mortgage rates are just plunging. I told you guys last time I was on how much rates were going to come down, and they are really coming down. We're looking 4.5% in the first quarter of next year. Hey, Sky, we were doing the math on if you were to refinance your house. And what do we figure out? Like, if you refinance your house, you've got to get that insurance or whatever it is. PMI, yeah. PMI stands for what? Private Mortgage Insurance. And I think it's like... Oh, I thought that was too much information. Yeah, it is that too. It's too much that.
It's that too. And I think it's like, what, $55 per every $100,000 you borrow per month. But still... It might work out in the end. It might. It might. If we get the rate down there, sure, it will. It might lower your payment so much that it's worth it to do that. And then when the equity goes back up to where you are 20%, you don't have to keep paying that stuff anymore. Yeah. Right. But if you're underwater on your mortgage, you're not going to refi. You're not going to be able to refi. You can't refi. All right. Let's take your phone calls. 570-1053. What questions do you have for our money guy, George Chamberlain? P1, Jimmy.
Hey, what's up, Chamberlain? I got a question. I know people call every week about credit cards, but they don't say if they're behind on their payments or what. If you do the, what is it, consolidating credit or whatever? Yeah. Does it affect your credit? It has a modest hit, but it's not nearly as much as if you don't make your payments. It's going to be one of those things that if they were to do your credit score and they looked on that on there and they saw that you had gone through a consolidation, they're going to go, oh, okay.
But most credit people view that as a positive because it shows that you're being proactive of dealing with your personal finance situation and they're not going to they're not going to beat you up over 798 credit score i'm good then oh man you're golden yeah yeah 798 you're golden yeah other houses in like riverside they're going to like 86 88 000 by now wait till april yeah i mean you go out to you go out to like you say southern riverside you you know you go look at a house and you say how much does it cost they'll say how much can you afford what do you got how much you carrying on you you know we'll uh we'll work a deal yeah screw that dude you're going so good
buy like a quiznos franchise there you go do it hey p1 grace is on the line grace you there hi guys grace what's your what's your question for george chamberlain i was wondering if george if you've heard of the hope to homeowners program oh yeah what is that george what is it it's another one of these programs that if you're uh you know you're upside down you're struggling right now and you've got a loan that's going to reset at a much higher interest rate and stuff like that, these people will sit down and do the modification for you. They'll represent you between you and your lender.
And, I mean, sometimes you call these lines, and there's several of them. Grace, there's several of them out there like that 995-HOPE was the first one that showed up, and it's really a good one. And, I mean, you call them up and say, I'm in trouble. They say, who's your lender? And you tell them, they say, you mind if I put you on hold? They put you on hold. Come back a minute later, they got the lender on the line, and you sit there on the line for an hour, two hours, three hours, whatever it takes to get the damn thing worked out and taken care of. What a trip. Yeah. How do you get info on that? I think it's 888-995-HOPE, or I know it's 995hope.com. That's cool.
Is it typical, George, for them to ask for, like, I was speaking with someone from a number for a Hope to Homeowners program I heard on AM radio. Yeah. one day and um i was speaking with the guy and it sounded like they wanted a thousand dollars up front before paperwork was done is that uh that should not happen okay that should not happen um you know they're unfortunately what happens when you get these programs going well and doing good somebody will come in and try to rip you off they'll come in with a with a variation on the program it's just like going to credit counselors and i'm i'm glad you reminded me of this i'm
getting I'm still getting a ton of emails from your listeners about going to credit counseling services be very careful if anybody wants you to give them a lot of money up front to repair your credit don't do it you go to springboard you go to money management international groups like that that are absolute non-profits there may be like a 20 or a 25 dollar fee for doing it but none of this five six hundred dollar stuff hey thanks for the call grace good luck grace we appreciate it Uh, one more from, uh, P1 double E there, double E. Yeah, I'm here. What's your question for George Chamberlain?
George, I was, um, my credit score isn't so high. I think I just got my report and all three of my scores are just barely over 600. Okay. And you know, I got a family and I want to get into a house and I don't know where to start from here. Uh, you know, it's pretty, there are a lot of real simple things you can do to improve your credit score uh that would make a lot of difference and it could happen really really fast i would suggest you go online and and go to the just put in your browser improving your credit score and they'll come up with a bunch of things if for instance you've got credit cards out there
that that you could pay off do it get that done uh if you've got any kind of other debt the thing they really don't like in credit scores are like a store credit cards uh you know but like a Nordstrom's or pennies or something like that so try to get those things paid off and cleared up little things like that can go a long way and and and it's not hard to move your credit score up to 650 700 in pretty short order there you go man awesome thanks for calling man good luck yeah you think the economy is bad look how it's affecting the people in Maricopa County this is uh Phoenix right and what has the sheriff there decided to do because of the bad economy well first of all
you got to know a little background on this sheriff oh he's a piece of work oh yeah he's awesome joe arpaio yeah i don't know if you've ever heard of joe arpaio but uh my brother lives in phoenix and you love him or you hate him and uh my brother loves him he plays it uh pretty tough Out there in Phoenix There's a new sheriff in town And what he does Is these guys They mess up And they go to jail What he's going to do Is a lot of times He puts them in those He makes them walk The chain gang
You know, puts him on the chains, you know, and he said, hey, listen, you mess up in this town and we put you in the jumpsuit. Nothing says I can't make that jumpsuit pink. And so that's what we're going to do. Pink jumpsuits. Yeah. So he put him in pink jumpsuits, you know, and he puts him out there in the chain gang and he does all this stuff. Well, oh, also, he says, yeah, this whole business of having a big jail to house all these criminals in. No, man, it's too much money. You got to build tents. Tent City. They got something out there. I've seen this guy. city. Yeah. 120 degree heat. That's right. No AC. He's got an intensity. Well, he just he just because the economy has just announced something else. Cut 14. The sheriff says
tough economic times prompted him to start charging the inmates for their meals. He says his plan will save close to one million dollars in tax money. But as Jared Dillingham tells us, it's causing quite an uproar with the inmates. Right, Jared? They're in the tent. Yeah, Kirsten, those new meal charges won't start until January, but inmates here at Tent City say they plan to start protesting the new fees tomorrow morning. Maricopa County inmates have long complained about jail food. Inmates say when inspectors are there, portions and quality are fine. But when the inspectors leave, inmates say it becomes horrible.
Absolutely horrible. So the sheriff's plan to have inmates pay $1.25 a day for their two meals isn't going over well behind bars. They're getting less and less food, and then having to have to pay for that, I think is totally wrong. Starting Monday, the inmates will boycott their meals. But the hunger strike expected to last from one to three days is earning the inmates little sympathy from the sheriff. But they don't want to eat. That's their problem, not my problem. The real money will come from the inmates' personal accounts, created from cash they had on them when they were arrested and money sent in by family members.
The sheriff says crimes committed by inmates came at a cost to society, so charging for meals will help them start to repay their debt. I'm not changing my policy. If they don't want to eat, we'll save more taxpayers money, won't we? The sheriff now says he plans to go to the state legislature and ask them for permission to start charging the inmates to rent their beds. They don't want to sleep, they don't have to sleep. How about that?
How much for air? It takes brass balls. George Chamberlain, thank you very much. You bet, guys. Merry Christmas. Happy Halloween. Merry Christmas. We appreciate it. Hey, let's take a quick time out. Our phone number is 570-1053. Our text number is 35253. When we come back, that is nuts. When we come back, I'm going to tell you who the guest host on The Office is going to be. Don't go away.
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32 single women, three bachelors, but one thing stands in their way. Mom. If she thinks she's got a chance with my son, it ain't gonna happen. After the biggest loser finale, NBC Tonight. You're listening to the Mikey Morning Show with Mikey. I'm such a foodie and a food snob, but I love that Olive Garden. Eddie. We think rides are funny, so the kids should die. Yeah. Sky. I'm coming up on being married six years. Sean. I like black. Boston Rob. What? I like to take my time and do things right. You sure do.
And Ashley. Sometimes things make sense in my head, but not to anybody else. Rock 105.3. I don't want a lot for Christmas. Sing it, girl. There's just one thing I need. Welcome back. I don't care about the presents underneath. It is 7.50. There's an ocean pollution alert in effect today for the beaches near the border due to the caca rain runoff from Laja. That is the right way to say it.
That's a technical term? That is a technical term. Chargers wide receiver Malcolm Floyd was hospitalized overnight in Kansas City after sustaining a collapsed lung in the game against the Chiefs. Welcome back. Sky, who is going to be the guest star on The Office? This is so exciting. Oh, no. It's like Christmas morning. Very exciting. When I read this, Christmas morning. Eddie, if you could pick a dream celebrity to come and guest star on The Office, who would you choose? Will Ferrell.
Who else would you choose? Oh, wow. Maybe Jack Black. You would be right. Jack Black will guest star on The Office. the episode that will air right after the Super Bowl on February the 1st. That is awesome. Yeah, the episode is going to be called Stress Relief, and it will follow the cast of The Office trying to secretly watch bootleg Hollywood movies. Can he please just be a regular on The Office, please? All right, Cherry's Jubilee, and that's it.
That's it. That's all. Dream come true. And a small, and a small, a small, small chocolate shake. Because I'm trying to wash my finger. Not a large. A small, not a large. Shut up and listen to my order. That's going to be fantastic. That's really cool. Did you say what he's going to do? Yeah, what is he? They're being kind of tight-lipped about the details, but according to a source, he will not be playing himself. That's good. Yeah, because when I read the thing about the bootlegged Hollywood movies, I was like, oh, no.
But so this is going to be good. Oh, I would have a million ideas for how they could go with that. Right after the Super Bowl, friends. I don't know. Eddie, did you announce how much the Padres are for sale for? No. You didn't? Which I don't even know. Yeah, because somebody's texting, but I don't know that they know either. It says 385 mil, but I don't know that that's actually real. $3.85. $3.85. No, it says 385 mil. I'll take them. Mikey, what's the name of the song you guys play at the end of the show on Fridays? Thanks for the help. You and Carlos. That's Tunnel by Third Day.
Third Day. Third Day. Day. 570-1053. Our text number is 35253. And we do have a new Christmas song here. You know, we try to get into the Christmas spirit at this time of year. And everybody remembers, of course, Carol of the Hams. Ham, ham, ham, ham, ham, ham, ham, ham, ham. Which is a, that was the 2000. Sing along. No, I'm good. Thank you. That was our Christmas offering from last year. Love it. That's stocking stuff.
It is. It's on the best of the Mikey Show CD for this year entitled Sweet Berry Wine. This song is ham-tastic. I'd like a basket of ham. And as you know, every year should be marked by a new Sky song. Oh, no. Oh, I disagree. No, no, no. We're not ready. We're not ready. Well, it's there, but we're trying to fix it. We're trying to fix it. I see it there, but that's not it. Just delete it. Just delete it. No way. Whatever it is. Hey, Ash. Ashley. I could see it, but that's not it. It won't play.
I could see it there. He said it's another minute. Okay. Well, let's just delete it then. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. I think we're done. No, no, no. No, no, no. I'm getting you. No, no, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. Scooby-Doo. No, no, no. We'll play it in a second. Great. Awesome. Shut up. Let's see. In the meantime, I'm going to tell you about what Ashley had for dinner. Oh.
Oh, I bet it was delicious. Come on. I haven't eaten yet. Maybe not. Cat food? Full. Papa John's Pizza. No, that's not true. I didn't eat all of it. The works. Oh, I thought you ate it all. No, I ate the entire dessert, and I ate like half the pizza. Okay. Oh, my God. Is that better? Yeah, I thought she said that is better, actually. It is. Yes. She didn't eat the whole thing. But what she did eat was, along with it, some whole wheat breadsticks with cheese sauce. That's healthy. With cheese sauce. That sounds healthy.
And wheat breadsticks, okay? Wheat breadsticks because I'm watching my figure. Thank you. I'm just wanting a four-nugget thing. I'm trying to watch my calorie intake. Give me a six-nugget and take two hours. She also got an apple pie turnover. Oh, my God. And that she did eat the entire thing, she says. And she said it was like a mini pizza, and she devoured it. I want to see this. I do, too. I want to see her feed. Oh, yeah. Because I've seen her when we've gone out to dinner.
I've seen her eat, and it takes her about an hour to finish a salad. Yeah, it does. So how, like, is this over the course of yesterday that she ate this? Well, first she has to unlock her jaws. Yeah, of course. And then she has to, you know, unhinge the jaws and then get the stuff in there and swallow it whole. It's really not that complicated. Do you think that when the delivery guy shows up, he's surprised there's not a party going on? Yes. Yes, I do. Oh, yeah, right? And do you think that he wears the same kind of real thick, heavy leather glove for protection? Well, he has to.
That like hawks land on? Not like when somebody's going to have a hawk land on their arm? Right, right. Or do you think he just comes dressed as, you know, cops when they're in training with dogs? Well, that'd be smarter. Yes. Are you ready for the Sky Song? Oh, yes. Bust it out. Come on, Sky. Bust it. Yes. Oh, it's pretty. That's gorgeous. I love that. It's so beautiful. Here we go now. Oh, side of rice, you're gentle on my tummy. When I eat you, there's no need to light a mass.
Cheese is my foe It makes me very gassy But you're my friend Oh, you mild little grain You treat me right You keep my rear from blasting A gentle breeze You keep my farts at bay
I fear a squeak A trembling in my mom's shore Oh, Dine Oh, Dine Oh, Dine With farts no more Oh, I have bad gas when I eat.
I eat dairy. Beautiful. Instant classic. Oh, my God. Oh, he's holding that note. It's really the worst. Thank you. Oh, thank you. That's it. Happy Hanukkah. Happy Hanukkah. All right. We got that one. And a special one out to the pool. Fine. You have to. Oh, God. You don't have to kiss him. You don't have to. You're not overdoing it. You're overdoing it. He gets it, too. I love you, buddy. Okay.
All right. You're so cute. All right. Hey. Look at that. Can I just make this a love letter to you? Oh, no. Oh, no. You look like the guy from Honduras. Okay. Okay. Adrian Guerrero is his name. We get it. Very special. Oh, my gosh. Gorgeous. You're amazing. Wow. How do you do it? Skye, that was really gorgeous. How do you do it? How do you? It was gorgeous what you did. Shut up, all of you.
Skye, that was you singing. Oh, Skye. Shut up. Wow. Skye, you can sing. You can. Melt it, sister. Sometimes I wish that she had a last name so we could say it for more impact. Skye Carruthers. You are a great singer. He is amazing. That was really good. She got all the notes. Good job, Skye. Good stuff. That is your new Christmas offering from Skye. That was really special. 5701053 is the number.
Text number is 35253. Let's see. I got an email for you. Tell me what you guys think of this. Mikey, my wife came home last night with matching Christmas sweaters and wants me to wear it to her Christmas party. What the hell? That is cute. Sky, the next line. Stop. The next line. Yeah. She thinks it's cute.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. He says, he says, it's not cute. It's not. It's not. No. I do not want to wear matching sweaters. I actually don't know what that is. Yeah. How do I tell her that I don't want to do it and not hurt her feelings? Thanks. That's P1 Frosty. Burn them. Just sack it up, bro. No, just sack it up. Yes. Skye. It's her Christmas party, not his. Who cares?
Oh, wow. Skye. Skye. It's his dignity. Skye, you don't really think it's cute, do you? You do not. Oh, if I saw a couple wearing matching Christmas sweaters, that would be my first thought. How cute. If they're elderly, totally adorable. Yes. But if they're your age, you're 30, you're 30. You still feel sorry for the old man. Love knows no age, man. Skye, come on. Come on. This ain't the notebook, bro. Oh, I wish it was. They don't even do that in the notebook. I know. Even in the notebook, they're like, that's gay. You know what I mean?
That's weird. I think it is adorable. It sounds gay. How much would you have to give Eddie in cold, hard cash? Eddie, there's an amount. How much can we give you? $1,000. Yeah, I would take it and I would do it as a goof. I would do it as a goof. Money, money, money. Okay, how much would it cost? No, no, no, no. How much would it cost if the prerequisite is, listen, you get the money at the end of the night, but you must be serious. You cannot make a joke. How do you do it? How could I physically do that? What is the?
Stop laughing at me. Don't judge. 570-1053. The text number is 35253. I'm sorry. I think that it's okay to say to your wife, honey, listen, I love you. I love you, but matching sweaters is a little too no on eight for me. I can't do this. I can't. I can't do it. No way. It's just, you know. And what do the sweaters look like?
You know if a girl wants to do this, they've got to be cute. Yes. Reindeer. Yes. Oh, no. I envision something. See, I think an obnoxious giant tree. Where the ornaments actually kind of hang off a little. Skye, would you do this? You would wear matching sweaters? Oh, I would in a heartbeat. Now, my husband, we're not even allowed to wear the same color on the same day. For real? Oh, he has issues. This is something we go through a lot. We both can't wear jeans and a gray t-shirt.
Even if my t-shirt has a big heart on it or something, it doesn't matter. He doesn't want people to think we dressed alike. Oh, see, I think that's kind of cool. I think if you kind of, like, have the same color, you kind of, it's kind of like, oh, you guys are kind of a couple. You kind of look good together. Sounds gay. Really? I think that that's cute. Why? Have you ever done that, Ash? No, but there have been times, like, in the past where, like, accidentally, like, we'd both be wearing black, and I think it would look, like, cool. Yeah? Yeah, because you, because you, you match. You go together. You go together.
See, yeah, big difference. Go together or match. Yes. Matching? No, matching, no. But the go-together thing, if it's real, real fancy. You get what I'm saying, right? Sean says, sorry. You know, I mean, listen. If it's real, real fancy. And even gay guys are like, that's gay. Come on. I'm not doing that. Hell no. Yeah, but if the boo was down, oh, I'd do the matching sweaters in a heartbeat. What is the matter with you? Oh, it's so cute. It is? It's not cute. It is. Who thinks it's cute? Dude, there's two. I think it's cute. I think it's adorable. There's nobody in between.
You're one or you fall in one of those camps. You either think that is just dorky. Or you think it's adorable. I don't think there's one. I do not believe that there's one man in our audience. And even if there was, I know that there's no guy with enough rocks to call us and say it. And I'm not saying that to try to go. No, there isn't. I know that there's. First of all, I don't know that there's a guy listening right now that is down with it. There's the woman I'm sexually attracted to. Maybe he would be. I just, I don't know that I see one guy saying, oh yeah, I think that's totally, yeah.
Let's do this. Let's rock these sweaters. No. And even if there is one guy, I do not believe that there's one guy in the audience that could pick up that phone and call us. No. Wow. Yeah. No. His wrist is too limp. Yes. He couldn't pick the phone up. It keeps falling out. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, it's up and down. Oh, wee, wee, wee. 570. Hey, look.
What? Well, they're obviously agreeing with us. Oh, every line's lit. Yeah. Every line. It's like a Christmas tree blinking over here. And that cannot be. There's no chance. There's no chance. Hello? Mike. I don't. See? Not there. Nobody there. See? Oh, there you go. You're safe. It's okay. This is Mike. Mikey? Hello? I wear the sweater. You do not. Yes, you are a gentleman and a lover. I don't believe this.
Sir? You're tricky. Are you just trying to get on the radio or are you being genuine? I'm being genuine. You wear the matching sweater with your lady. You do? The lady, you mean man. You and your fella wear the mattress. No, come on. All right, we're going to, in fairness, we're going to hear you out on this, okay? All right. How old are you? I'm 25. And how old is your lady? I don't have a lady right now. Okay, but you've done this with your lady in the past. Previously.
He said he would. You said you would. Maybe he's desperate for a date, that's why. You know what? Hang on a minute. A lot of times when guys are, I know what you're going through. This has a psychological name. It's called Lonely. Okay, let me explain. I'll explain it to you. No, you don't know that. Let me explain. Oh, my. I'm going to tell you how this works. Okay. When you're a guy and you have not had a lady in your life for a while and you hear stuff, you're like, dude, yes, I would. I'll do it. I will do it. I'd do it. I'd do it. Because you want your... I know the state of mind, okay?
I could have said right now, listen, what do you guys think of this new fad going around where, you know, guys wear the lederhosen, you know? The lederhosen. You know, the matching lederhosen. Oh, thank you. There's a guy with his hands at 10 and 2 on the steering wheel, and he's like, girlfriend, yeah, yeah, yeah, I do it. I do it. I wear the lederhosen. I do it. I still wear my lederhosen every so often. Thank you. I like to play the leder. Thank you. What is your name, sir? He's not there anymore. Are you still there? No.
Oh, you scared me. What does it mean? I'm being genuine. I'm being 100% honest. I'm being honest. I think he may have been, there's a chance, Eddie, he may have been saying he would do it, but only because he's in that place right now, no lady, and you're like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Where's the guys that are in a relationship that are like, oh, yeah, dude, we rocked the matching sweaters. Yes, I want to talk. We're great. They're not going to call. We're so cute. See, here's another I would. Here's another I would. Say it.
P1 Brian. Hey. You are not in a relationship. No. You are saying you would do it. Oh, yeah. Yeah. This is a place of, you know. Desperation. Well, yeah. It's desperation. I would try to find a date to a Christmas party just to bring that up to try to do that. That sounds actually really cool to me. See, now when you're saying the lonely stuff, it makes me think you guys really take us for granted. We do. You know what I mean? I agree. I agree. I think this guy's right. Why?
See, these guys are willing to give more. I'll tell you why. I'll tell you. Because they don't got some goodness. I think Skye's got something there. I think Skye's got something there. See, before we have the lady, we're willing to do some stupid stuff. This is the truth. Desperate. Okay, I'll speak for me. I'll just speak for me. Before I had Rebecca, I would do stupidness, okay? You would not have worn matching Christmas sweaters. I know you. Would you? And it doesn't matter how desperate you are, you have self-respect and you would not have done it. Think how pretty Rebecca is in your life.
No way. If she would just go out with me. You want the truth from my soul? Yes. This is the truth from my soul. No, don't. Hang on. This is the truth. Okay, okay. You're about to hear truthness come out of me. If I wish, and I'm not saying this is a joke. It's true. If I knew you guys wouldn't know, I would do it. If I knew you wouldn't know. If I knew you wouldn't. I'm sad. That is not sad. Saying that is doing it. No, it is not.
To me, you're wearing it right now. I don't even see you anymore. There's a reindeer on your shirt. You're looking at that sweater with lust in your heart. Guilty as charged. Brutal. Listen to me, you guys. I love it. I appreciate you, Mike. But once I got you the Secret Santa, and now I know. Once I had her trapped in marriage, though, I would not do it anymore. All right. Now you got her. Once she's trapped and she can't go anywhere, if she said that to me, I'd go, what's the matter with you?
Anybody else having trouble hearing Mike in your head right now? I'm having so much trouble hearing Mike through that big sweater. Whatever. Say, okay, fine. I'm just telling you, if that pretty gorgeous blonde had looked at me when we were dating and she goes, oh, please, I would have done it just to make her happy. Oh, man, that is pathetic. Pathetic. That's pathetic because I thought I didn't even it didn't even dawn on me till you guys asked the question. Sky said the thing and I go, oh, my goodness, I might have done that. I might have done that.
And I would never tell you guys about it. And I'd have to be sure no one would ever know. Single guys know how good it is to have a lady. Yeah. Wow. It's true. And once we trap you. Hey, you ladies do the same thing. Come on. Come on. For sure. Please. Whoa. Two words. P-A-L-E-S. One word. P1, Nicole. Hi, Mikey. Hello. I think it's so adorable. I'm playing four.
I love it. No. Do you have a boyfriend? Of course. And you, does he do this? He fights me, but it doesn't work out for him. Why do you treat him like this? He does it. He's human. What are you talking about? It's the cutest thing ever. Oh, this is awful. Okay, listen. It's going to be like bright pink sweaters with like fuzz balls on it. I'm not saying that. Dude, I just got an idea. I just got an idea. This is, listen, we have a very large audience, so I'm going to ask you to do this. And this will be really funny.
If you're listening right now and you have done this, and I know you're unwilling to call. I don't blame you. It's humiliating. If there are people listening that have done this. But do this. Email us a picture and we'll black your eyes out. Oh, that's awesome. Because I've got to see. How hysterical if we black out the guy's eyes. Yeah. We'll black the guy's, guys. Will, black your eyes out with a bar. Just me. I'll do it. Will, black your eyes out with a bar. Because I got to see. How funny would that be, guys with black bars across their eyes with matching clothes? Maybe there is such a thing as a cool Christmas sweater, and maybe I'm wrong, and maybe it
is cute. Get out of here with that. I don't know. I don't know. Maybe you're in the middle of it. Send the pictures, and I'll see. Yeah. Send them to Mikey at K-I-O-Z. M-I-K-E-Y at K-I-O-Z.com. Please. Send us a picture. Awesome. Of your matching clothing. I bet you that all of you guys at one point in time have worn a matching sweater and are just... I have not. How much do you want to bet? I have not, Nicole, but I just admitted, you know, gayfully, that I, when dating Rebecca, if I had assurance that none of my friends here would know about it.
Right. I would have done it to make her happy as a married man. Oh, oh, man. It's an earned brownie points. It's an earned brownie points. Now I'm getting you sweaters for a secret time. How dare you. You know how I know you're gay? Whatever. Thank you, Nicole. It's humiliating. 570-1053. Text us, 35253. Oh, wow. Send your matching sweaters or matching.
What up? Send it. Send me the link. Yes. Send it to Mikey, M-I-K-E-Y, at K-I-O-Z.com. And, guys, we're going to black out your eyes because that's funny. Yeah. It could be finer. Times are hard, but no worries. When do we come back? This guy said it earlier. I don't know if you heard this. Guy Ritchie and Madonna, their divorce is over. The settlement is in. And I'm going to tell you how much it is. How much did Guy Ritchie get from Madonna?
I am hoping that Madonna will be a very good father. I think so, too. Usually, these stories are the other way around. This time, it's a guy getting this dough. And I don't like it either way. And we'll tell you how much it is. It's Mikey on the rock. You said you were taking me out for a steak dinner. Uh, this is steak. From Carl's Jr.
Yeah, it's a sirloin steak sandwich. I thought we were going out to a fancy restaurant. Well, I could take you to an expensive steakhouse, but do you know what that would say about a relationship? They would say that we don't have confidence in our feelings for each other. I hope you don't think I'm stupid enough to buy it. It was worth a shot, right? Right. You want to pass me over my soda? Here you go. The Char-Broiled Steak Sandwich, new at Carl's Jr., for a limited time participating in restaurants. King Henry, why are you looking so sad? My fourth wife is making my life miserable. She wants to leave me and take all my jewels, my castles, and even my favorite chef who I just couldn't live without.
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The westbound 56, you've got slow traffic around Camino Dosser to an accident clear in your Carmel Valley. More brake lights continuing from there to the Fire Freeway. And on that 5 southbound, that's a bit of a tough one from La Costa to slow down to Solana Beach. I'm Rick Lawrence on Rock 105.3. This is the home of the Mikey Morning Show. I think this guy's just playing around. He's not playing around. I think he's just joking. He's not joking. K-I-O-C. San Diego's Rock. 105.3. The Mikey Show.
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because he's a director. He makes a lot of money. He's a movie director, yeah. Money, money, money. Sky? Well, they have reached a financial settlement. I'm sure it's fair, Mike. Where? I know what you're doing to me. It just makes me crazy. No, no, no. Wait for it. Wait for it. Well, Guy Ritchie will get a guaranteed, you know, he'll get $76 million in, like, cash, in, like, money. Wow. And money, money, money. How many years is that contract for?
He'll also get their English country estate, which bumps his total gain up to about $92 million. And we'll put the money together with the home, with the estate, about $92 million. See you, Mike? Give me the money! You were worried for nothing. I was way off. Hey, guy, here's what, you know, take all those canisters that have all the film you shot. You take that.
And she'll take all the dough from, you know, the material girl and, you know. Oh, now, wait a second. Hands clean. They did work together on two projects. Okay, they can keep, they'll split the money from that. That's probably what they did. That's right. Remember swept away? I do not. No. I do not. No, Eddie? No. Okay, well. I was way off. But you know what, Eddie? Fair is fair. Split the swept away money. Fair is fair. $76 million. That is awesome.
You know, I just feel. Yeah. Let the romance begin. You know it. Hey, listen, maybe it's the consequence of divorce. You know, hey, listen, you're getting a divorce, it ain't going to be pretty. Well, Mike, think about this. I mean, if you had to put in five, seven years, however long they were married, then live with that beast of a woman. Oh, wow. That's quite a statement. And those gross arms of hers. Oh, yeah. Then you deserve $76 million. She works out, you know. She's ripped. Of course. Oh, those arms hurt.
She curls 350. I don't doubt it. I don't doubt it. It does look like it. Okay, so this confirms what I, you know, we kind of already suspected. Oh, we got to get, let me do that in a minute. Our phone lines are blowing up with a sweater thing. Oh, no. They're blowing up about this matching sweater thing. Oh, there it is. P1 Scott. Yeah. Okay. You do the matching sweater? Um, yeah, kind of. Well, I did not allow anybody to take pictures.
So, unfortunately, you will not be getting an email from me. Sweetie, why not? What's it doing? Oh, no. Aren't you proud of your wife? So, what did you wear? Well, my wife had this, just like Scott was saying, that stupid little sweater with a little dangly ornament. Oh, wow, dude. however i got my i got mine in there i only i wore it on one condition and that was i was able to have a little bulldog urinating on the trunk so that was on the sweater really yeah she agreed to it it was actually at an old folks home she worked at that's the party we went to
you know that's cool of you That's pretty cool of you. Really sweet. I try to do what I can for her, but I had my turn. We got P1 Jaundice on the line. You there, Jaundice? Yeah, I'm here. What did you do? Okay, I went and bought some sweaters, and my wife would not wear them because she said it was gay. Before I say anymore. You did it. Wait. I'm confused. You did it. I just want to say I'm a very masculine guy. Uh-huh.
That was like it. Now we get it. you're gay she would not wear if she says it sounds gay okay where did you questions hey questions where did you find the sweaters hell crass you found them at Old Navy okay Eddie this is a safe place it's not it's not okay we're gonna try this So you got them at Old Navy. What did they look like?
Kind of like burgundy with stripes. Burgundy with stripes. I like it. And so you bring them home and she says, no, not going to do it. No. No. Not only that, every time I try to wear something similar to it, she would not want to do it. I want to wear a black shirt and I want her to wear a black shirt with jeans and stuff like that and she would not do it. No. Why do you like that? I don't know. Yeah, I grew up like that. That's cute, right? You have to see us together every time you say hi.
That's a stupid question. I like it. It's pretty. It's so cute. It's a stupid question. I don't see the big deal. No, no, no. No, it's not a big deal, bro. Thank you for the phone call. P1 Johnis? P1 Easy. Yeah, hey, Mikey. How's it going? Good. Hey, I just wanted to say, you know, all of us, all of you are in terrific relationships with your spouses. And of all the requests that they would have, that would be very minor. You know?
Yeah, yeah. It would, listen. If you're not going to ask me to wear matching sweaters, I would do it because her opinion is the only one that matters. Yeah. Listen, it's not, let me tell you, it's not like the biggest, most gigantic thing in the world to ask for. it's just the biggest thing in the world to do I mean come on that is terrible come on now you've all been married for a while other requests you got I would say listen let me tell you I love my wife
I would darn near do anything for my wife if she asked this of me I would look her in the eyes and I would say no Mikey Mikey, what you're saying is the opinion of your friends matters more than your spouse? No, this is my opinion. This is my opinion. I don't want to humiliate myself for my wife. No, I don't. I do not want to wear a matching sweater. I'm telling you it. I don't think she's going to push you around in a wheelchair. You can't do that for her.
Maybe it's the opposite. So then she shouldn't ask me such stupid things. I'm telling you. It's not funny! Yes, it is not. That is not... So you've done this then is, I guess, what the deal is, right? Otherwise, you wouldn't even be saying it. You've done it, right? Yeah. I'm telling you, man. I couldn't do it. I just couldn't do it. Come on. I've been married to my wife for 20 years. And 20 years of all the requests that she's asked of me, that is very minor. I would gladly wear the matching sweater on.
Well, then give me an example. What's a big request? Like, what has she asked you to do that is a big request? oh yeah yeah that's a big one that's a tough one I love her but I won't do that well see you won't do that what that's awesome that is you can't do it
husband of the year Oh, who's that calling in? Oh, hey guys, it's Dr. Wayne It's a weird time for you to call No, I was calling to see if Zeph got my Christmas present I don't know, Zeph, did you get a package in the mail? I sent you a sweater from Nordstrom, did you get it, Zeph? Yeah, I actually got that one I didn't think it would be weird if a couple of friends wore the same sweater So you have the same sweater You and Zeth wear matching sweaters.
Well, I'm hoping if he wears that thing. Zeth, you are gay. False. Hey, listen, I got it from Happy Days Online. It's the same one the Fonz wore. It's got to be cool, right? That is not cool. No, you're out of it. That's right. I actually sent him the entire Fonzie outfit. He hasn't posted those things. Are you into Fonzie? I think Fonzie's a pretty cool guy. Okay. We've got to send Dr. Wayne and Zeth to Olin Mills and get them to take a picture. How great would that be?
That would be great. 5701053 is our phone number. And, hey, Zeth, have we gotten any pictures yet? Has anybody sent any pictures yet? Nothing of them personally. We've gotten catalog pictures of entire families wearing a sweater. That's funny. That's great. If you have any pictures of you wearing matching outfits with your lover, send them to Mikey at KIOZ.com, M-I-K-E-Y at K-I-O-Z.com. We would really, really like to see it.
We would appreciate it. Yes, we would. Well, black out your eyes, fellas. Don't worry. 7-0-1-0-5-3 is the phone number. Our text number is 3-5-2-5-3. This text message says, Hey, Guy Ritchie, good for you. It's about time a man gets his in a divorce. That's P1 Cheese Whiz. This one says, My wife's grandparents bought us matching Christmas wool sweaters. So I, and then he puts this in quotes,
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805 has got a brief delay over the 52. No worries out of the East County at all. 89452, they're all moving well. South 15, you'll find just a brief slowdown here at Felicita and another minor delay here to Carmel Mountain Ranch. The westbound 56, though, is backing up still quite heavily from Camino. It'll serve to the 5 freeway. The coaster ride, South 5, still finding a break that's out of Lucadia in Solana Beach. And northbound 5, also a little bit slow through Mission Bay. South 163 is a busy ride off the 8-feet way through the park all the way into downtown. I'm Rick Lawrence on Rock 105.3. Pop quiz. Does that phrase still strike terror in your heart?
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Don't doubt the news, girl. Sean. I'm actually pissed off. I'm Boston Rob. I'm the token Boston guy in the show. That's right. Every show should happen. And Ashley. You make a compelling line. I'm a compelling person. On Rock 105.3. Welcome back. It's the Mikey Show. It's 836. An anonymous donor has stepped up and donated over $250,000 to save San Diego Beach and Coastal Park fire pits for the next 18 months. The Titans are going to be without their top two defensive players for the last two games of the year.
Albert Hainsworth and Kyle Vandenbosch could return by the playoffs. Ah, Vandenbosch. This email says, Mikey, I'm in a relationship, And my girlfriend wanted to buy us matching Christmas PJs. Oh, gosh. I told her if she did, if she did, could I buy us matching Star Wars sweatshirts? Yes. She never asked again. We've done the matching PJs. What did you just say? I said we've done the matching PJs.
You know, your husband is a friend of mine. I don't appreciate you doing that. That's cruel. Talk to me. No. Well, we normally stay with his family for Christmas because we do my family here for Thanksgiving. This is so wrong. One Christmas we showed up and his mom had decided to buy all six of us, you know, her and her husband and then my husband and his brother and, you know, me and the other gal. Buy us all matching PJs.
And that Christmas Eve, we were all going to wear them and bake cookies. Wow. He didn't do it, though, right? She's considering whether to lie right now or tell the truth. Oh, and there it is. Lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie. It's the only time I've ever advocated that. No, no one's saying cry. I was. No, I was. He's talking to the boo. What? We all looked adorable. I'm not going to lie. Let me tell you. Sometimes Sky is like walking through the beach with one of those metal detectors.
And every once in a while you get... And you look under the sand and there's like a gigantic treasure chest of gold. It was so cute. We were so cute. Is there photographic evidence? No, unfortunately. At least not... Maybe his parents took pictures. We didn't take any pictures, so I don't have any, but... He's going to kill you when you get home. No, why? Why do you do this? Why? Why do you do this to him? Why? It was adorable. It wasn't. Stop saying that. Stop saying that.
He's a man. It's not like we were running around the streets. You're in his parents' house. We're all making cookies. This is your husband on the line saying this. Oh, that poor guy. What? It wasn't my idea. I appreciated the idea, but it wasn't mine. This is bad. So sad. This is bad. What? I feel for that guy. Do you know that some people are kind of upset that they're calling Obama our first black president because he's biracial? Yeah, I read about this. Yeah, a lot of people are really making a deal out of it.
Yeah, they're saying that he's not, you know. Wait, that's not really true because Clinton was part black. That's true. He was part brother. Yeah, that's true. That is the truth. He was? Yeah, yeah, yeah. We went from him. Yeah. Guy worked in Harlem. Yeah. that's right he did yeah it's all true statements no no no he did it's the truth he's died but he doesn't still have his office in harley i don't know he may but it's true he did cool yeah people are some people are really making a stink about it they think that yeah they shouldn't call him or in the history books uh consider him our first african-american president because he's biracial
he could easily be a white president because he's half white so why aren't we saying oh he's he's Another white president. Yeah, how come we don't say that? Yeah. That's weird. The sidelines are ringing. Hello? Hi, guys. It's Barbara. I kind of figured you would be calling. How are you guys doing? I'm pretty good. How about you? I'm doing good. I actually, I was just listening to my radio here, here in the bad side of... I live on the rough side of Rancho.
There is no rough side. The side I live on is really, you've got to watch your back. Really? But I just heard what you were just saying right now. Yeah, what do you think about this whole Obama controversy? Eddie, I can relate. Oh, really? Yeah. How's that? Well, because I have been considered not entirely black before. Well, I mean, I think we can hear you. First of all, all the time people think that I'm not really black because they say that I sound white, which is practically the same scenario. No, it's actually not even close, but...
I just, I don't know, I just think it's really unfair because we just want to be recognized for what we are. That's the deal, okay? Is that right? Yeah, that's black folk. Yeah, I don't think you're really black. Eddie, you know, I hollered at Barack's homie, and I gave him a few tips on how to deal with people not thinking that you're black, and I told those fools. I said, I said, this is the way I talk. No, it is the way I talk, and I told those fools, I said, all you need to do is take some vitamins, any kind you want. I use Xanax, and throw in a little Kvassia, some orange juice.
That is bad. Don't do that. A couple ice cubes and a couple of NyQuil. No. Daddy, it's a quick fix. Barbara. I don't know. Good vitamins. I really don't want to do that. Very dangerous. I'm really into vitamins lately. People thought, because of me being black, a lot of people thought that I shouldn't be the head of our breakdance troupe because I'm black. What? Really? Here in Rancho Santa Fe. Oh, jeez. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a neighborhood Rancho San Jose breakdance troupe.
And a lot of people thought it was unfair because I'm black. And they just felt that my moves would be too good and way more fly and everything. And so they were really upset with me. And so for a while, I got out of breakdancing and went into corporate finance. So dot, dot, dot. That is strange. You guys want to know what I had for dinner last night? Sure, Barbara. It starts with a gin, ends with a tonic. That's your dinner?
Yeah. That's not very healthy. You want to know the reason, Eddie? What? I'm on vacation right now. You are? That's cool. Mama's on her first carnival cruise right now. Oh, wow. You're calling from a cruise? I am. I'm calling you from the frozen yogurt machine here on the promenade. That's cool. Wow, weird. And the captain said... You're able to listen to us, huh? Yeah, I'm listening to you on the internet here at the frozen yogurt machine. yogurt machine and i broke out my cell phone because the captain said it's okay to use electronics once we get to 10 000 feet
i hope she turned off the frozen Hello, am I flying right now? I thought you were sleeping. Oh, I'm sorry. You all right? Yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine. Okay. I'm fine. This is Barbara. Hello. Barbara, we've been talking to you for five minutes. Oh, hi, Pam.
Is this Pam? No, this is not Pam. I am so freaked out to be hearing that Barack is biracial, though. I didn't know that. You didn't know that? You're a big supporter. Well, I'm not sure that I would have supported him, Eddie, being that I'm a Nubian princess. That is ridiculous. That is ridiculous. Hey, can a sister get a what-what? You guys actually gave her a what-what. Thanks, girls.
That is weird. I was just consulting with my good friend, Alf. And he... Wait, who is that? Who is Alf? Like an Alf from TV? From outer space? No, Alf from Mira Mesa. What do you mean Alf from... Of course the Alf from TV. From Malbec? Yes. He has such a big... Look at the big brain on Mr. Guy over there. What's going on? Mr. Guy. That's where he's from. Is he eating any cats? Well, here's the deal. I was talking to my good friend, Alf.
Yeah. And he was a big contributor to the campaign. He was an Obama supporter? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, I didn't know. Yeah, and he is actually thinking of running for Hillary's seat. Really? In New York? And it could get ugly. Oh, at all. And he's slurring right now. Yes, very much. Talking about Alf. You know, Eddie. What? Some people did not want to consider me black either, just like what's happening with Barack. They kept saying stuff to me. They were like, Barbara, you're delusional, and I really don't think you should be taken off your medication.
And then they would say, Barbara, seriously, you have to stop using the N-word so much. And then they were like. This is not good. But you know what? Don't fade me because I know I am as black as night. Listen, suckas. All you play-a-hating fools out there better give President Barack the respect he deserves because I have no problem coming in and hot and dotting you, okay?
I don't know what that is with me. Does that like different thoughts? What is that? It is not sky white, girl. Oh, wow. Let me tell you something. I am so proud right now on this carnival cruise. I am so proud to have such a beautiful couple like Barack and Michelle Obama representing our country. There has not been a more beautiful couple since Beyonce and Jay-Z. Let me tell you something.
They are so crazy in love in a one and a two and a one-two. They got me looking so crazy right now. Okay, that's enough. Barbara. You got me hoping to page me right now. Your kids have got me hoping right now. So you're looking so crazy right now. You're looking so crazy right now. We don't need to hear the whole song. We know the song. Jeez. You know, homies, what's up with this mess that people are talking about? Hang on just a second. I'm so tired of you talking like that. No, no, no.
I ain't be having it no more, okay? Talk normal. Listen to me, Eddie. Brother is black, okay? Take a good look at him. He's deaf. He's black. Now, listen. If you want to see somebody white, just look at John McCain. That cracker is wiggity, wiggity, wiggity. Are you for real? I am for real. And he can take his white bread self and step off, okay? Thank you. Because I'll be honest with y'all. I don't be caring no more, because let me tell you something. When it starts going down in the streets, this sister's not going to stop until it's done.
You dig. Look at your home. I'm not done. Are you listening to me? You're listening to me. Just last night, Barack and I were chopping it up online, and I, let me tell you, and I IM'd him. I told him, I said, look, you don't have nothing to worry about. Me and my 104th Street posse got your best. And I said to him, and I said to him, it's the bad part of Rancho Santa Fe. And I said to him, the minute anyone thinks they can disrespect you, we will throw it down.
Because the truth is, this is what I said to him. I told him on I Am This last night. I said to him, I said, Barack, I will make the 9-double-M go pop, and I will peel some caps, I will wet some shirts, I'm going to fill me some body bags. That's how I roll. And speaking of which, I could go for a crescent roll right now. Okay, well, they have plenty of food on your cruise. Yes, I'm on, I got to go, you guys, because the line just ended.
Okay, well... I love you. That was something else. I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what. I don't even know what just happened. I don't either. Oh, man. That is out of control. Oh, man. Wow. I'm crying. Everybody okay? Oh, my God. I'm crying that you give her a what-what. The Mikey Show. Why can't you just have a coat problem like everyone else? Rock. It's a proven fact. Nothing beats the power of two.
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What? That's my conscience. Wow. Sounds like a game show host. Yeah, it does that sometimes. Anyway, I've been racking my brain trying to think of the perfect holiday party gift. A 12-pack of refreshing Corona or Corona Lite shows you've got manners and taste. You know, something classy, but practical. And it's classy, yet practical. Oh, well, I'm stumped. Why aren't you listening to me? Um, your conscience seems to be... So what are you bringing? Well, a 12-bac of refreshing Corona or Corona Lite. Ding, ding, ding! Finally, someone with an IQ above that of a mountain goat. Wow, that's a great idea.
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Once I'm out on somebody, I'm out. Yeah. Sean. Hold on. You're making me sound like I'm crazy. I'm out. Be Rizzle. Go me. All right. That's right. Go you. And Ashley. I'm a laffy person. The Mikey Show's on. Oh, we are messed up in the head. Rock 105.3. Welcome back. It's the Mikey Show. It is 857. The executive producer of American Idol says that they will not fire Paul Abdul and that there are no hard feelings about her recent interviews slamming the show. Ashley, what's the one guy you know from the Minnesota Vikings?
Jamal Williams. Ouch, so close. You're very close. Jamal Williams is on the Chargers. Oh, no. You got it. You know it. It's in there. You're very close. Brady Williams? No. Willie Williams? Pat Williams. Pat Williams. Banking star Pat Williams is going to miss two to six weeks with a fractured shoulder. He's good, Eddie. Tomorrow, at the radio station, about 7 o'clock, here at this radio station, Outback. We're having Outback?
No, Scott, no. I'm saying in the back of the radio station. Did you just say Wallaby? Oh, that's so good. What is a Wallaby Darn? Is it a drink? It's a marsupial, I believe. It's a delicious cocktail, Mike. What is in it? Happy juice, Mike. Yeah, ramen, yum, yum. Yeah, to me it tastes like an alcoholic peach slurpee. It's kind of like a bellini. It has a bellini with a side of rice. Mike, booyah, booyah.
It was, Sky, you were saying? It's got... It's got like peach schnapps, vodka, champagne. It is delicious. I call it a prude relaxant drink. You're so dumb. It's a beating tonic. All right, well, you're all so funny with your ha-ha's. Oh, man, I would never say that. I'm glad I'm not doing that You did a little song about it
Garbage over there, man So anyway Tomorrow It's a Hamqualizer 570 1053 is our phone number Anyway, so tomorrow We're doing the handyman challenge outside Skye says she knows more than me and Eddie About handyman stuff So we talked to our promotion department. They're going to build us like a little obstacle course of handyman stuff. This is dangerous.
Someone will probably get hurt. I'm going to lose at least one limb. So anyway, that will be tomorrow in back of the radio station. And you can come down here and check it out. I'm not feeling very confident. You are not. Well, my special box that I made for my Christmas lights didn't work, and my lights shorted out. Oh, what? Yep. Are you kidding me? Oh, yeah. The rain was so crazy yesterday that my entire front porch was, like, flooded. Oh, dude.
So it just didn't work. Oh, no, Chattery. I'm going to have to go figure it out. What are you going to do? I think it's just the power strip they got, you know, wet. So I'm going to go buy another one and hopefully when I plug it in, it won't work. If not, I don't know. If not, I'm coming over. Yeah, I might need you, Rob. I'm doing it all over again. Hey, do we have that Soldiers, the Soldiers song? Do we have that? Yeah, but Ashley put that up for us. I want to play this thing. It's really, really cool.
What is it? Oh, we have this thing. It's a soldier's silent night. And it's pretty awesome. It's a song? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I want you to hear it. It's a soldier's silent night. And we'll get it going for you here in just a second. I'm going to have Ashley put it up for me. Before we get to that, there's a couple things I want to tell you about. Because there's a bunch of stuff happening in the news that I just have not mentioned yet. Rachel Ray, we've always, well, we've suspected that there was something wrong with Rachel Ray's voice.
Yeah, she talks. No, not like that. She should not do that. Well, it was a little more. She's, like, when she talks lately, it's been like this. Dude, yeah, I heard that. Don't talk! Yeah. I was watching something the other week, and my fiance is like, what? It's crazy, man. Dude, it's crazy, the voice. Well, she thought she was going to have to have surgery, right, Skye? Yeah, well, she has a benign cyst on her vocal cord. Oh, we'll have to remove those. Ouch.
And so she was going to have surgery during the holidays because they're, you know, they're off for the holidays. They're not in production for the holidays. And it wouldn't interfere with production of the show. But she started doing vocal therapy. Kind of sounds like similar to the stuff Ashley was doing. Yeah, lip trills. Ash, do a lip trill for us. There you go. And what was some of the other stuff that you did? That works. Okay, wait. All right.
Up and down, up and down. That's a literal. And then what else did they have you do? Oh, gosh. Hee-haw, hee-haw. There were, like, sentences. Yeah, you'd have to, like, you'd have to say it. That's cool. That's a technical term. It's not a technical term. I'm not laughing. This is serious. You're the worst. Man. I sure am glad I didn't say that. Okay. Oh, man. Wow. Skye, I'm on your side. You just insulted Dave.
Skye, these two over here. How dare you? What are you talking about? Are you kidding me? You do it all the time, man. I'm the only one. I love your Christmas boots, by the way. Let me see. Let me see. Let me see. You're a word I can't say on the radio. wow wow wow wow like i never have a chance to wear them and so it rains but it's for the snow you don't know that i'm sorry i'm sorry i love them for the rain eddie you have been holding that in
hours i have the opportunity to say and i love your boots christmas and the boo got them for me a couple christmases ago i love them that is gorgeous but anyway so rachel race started doing uh vocal therapy like we were just discussing um prior to her surgery and uh she just went for her pre-op appointment and they said wow this vocal therapy really worked and you're not going to need the surgery now. How about that? Whoa, that's crazy. We're hoping for a slip-up. Yeah, I want to hear a before and after.
I'm sorry. I want to hear what she sounds like before and after the stuff. Okay, we're about to get it. What just happened? I don't know. I actually can't find it now. Yeah, I have no idea what it's under. Did you eat it? Rob! Okay. Rob, just because she eats everything in sight is no reason for you to say that to her. That's actually a good thought. Hey, Ash, did you eat it? Okay, you guys in the meantime want to hear Sky's new song again?
No, we already heard it. That's a good idea. Sky's new Christmas song. And action. Well, first of all, before we play it. What? What, Mike? Sky gets the toots of sheets, Derry. No, it is very toots. Oh, yeah. I think you should just say I'm lactose intolerant. Oh, yeah, yeah, that too. First time she ever went out to dinner with her husband's family when they were dating, she went to a Mexican restaurant and she got a side of rice. What? That's all. That's it? Can't you get like chicken tacos or something? I get it.
She was trying to be obvious and be like, hey, everybody, I'm lactose intolerant. She was showing off. Right. You guys are so good. But the side of rice, it doesn't have dairy in it. Oh, good. So it's safe. It's safe. It's what they call safe food. Yeah. With that being said, that's gorgeous. I love that. Here's Skye's new song. Oh, she sings it herself. She sings it herself. Oh, it's good for her. Oh, side of rice, you're gentle on my tummy when I eat you. There's no need to light a match.
Cheese is my foe. It makes me very gassy, but you're my friend. Oh, you mild little grain. You treat me right. You keep my rear from blasting. You gentle breeze.
You keep my farts at bay. I fear a squeeze. Beautiful. A trembling in my mom's shore. Dine, oh dine, oh dine, with farts no more. Here we go, Mr. Bill.
I do not. Get up there. When you eat. I eat dairy. I see. You got it. Let that old man speak, Scott. Thank you. And Merry Holidays. Merry Holidays. Happy Hanukkah. And a special one out to the pool.
Oh, fine. Oh, yes. Okay. Enough. We get it. We get it. We love the guy. We get it. I love the bunny. Okay. You little bunny. All right. Stop it. You're so cute. Okay. I love you so much. All right. Can I just make this love letter to you? Oh, gross. I love your hair. You look like the guy from Entourage. I like black guys. She had to get that in there That was outrageous
Beautiful song, Steph It's gorgeous We got it Derek, should we take a break? Come back? Well, I don't know how you could follow that Yeah, that's what I said Should we take a break? Right Because I have the other one now But I just don't know It's a little different tone I just don't know I just don't know I just don't know if it would fit That's Rob singing. Ashley's playing acoustic guitar on this.
It's really kind of good, you know? They're wearing matching sweaters. They are. It's really nice. Beautiful. You can pre-order our best of CDs, Sweet Berry Wine, right now. Just go to Mikeyshow.com. If you go to Mikeyshow.com, you can get that CD for $10. All the proceeds go into Rady's Children's Hospital. Handyman Challenge here tomorrow at 7 a.m. Come out and check us out. We've got to take a quick time out. Hey, when we come back, wait till you hear who created and was originally cast in Ben Stiller's part in Meet the Parents.
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I'm a real spiritual person, you know? Sky. We all know I'm not the slowest driver. Sean. Someone shut the woman up. Bosh and Rob. You know, my paycheck will go to putting gas in my car and smoking cigarettes. And Ashley. I am not dumb. The Mikey Show's on. Chalkin' and jaw-dropping. Rock 105.3. Catherine McPhee. By the way, Leona Lewis, great singer. Here we go, here we go. Just discovered her. First time last night, just discovered her. Oh my, calm down.
Wow. Well, all I heard was that song they played on the radio. That's all I knew. And then I saw on YouTube last night, I saw her singing Somewhere Over the Rainbow. I was like, wow, she's really good, man. And then I saw her in that show X Factor, you know, in Britain, which, by the way, I think is better than American Idol. Have you guys ever seen that on YouTube? Why? Why is it better? Dude, I think they do it so much better. Like, they do these, before everybody comes out, They have these really, really slickly produced like four or five second video montages of them like sort of posing for the camera.
But it's like a video. It's moving and it's very like real slickly produced. And while they're doing it, they're playing this music like like that kind of stuff. real cool stingers and stuff showing the people, um, just in a studio with real cool lighting. It's just them with a microphone, just looking really cool. And it just looks real slick. They do that. Then they come out on stage. Their stage is like 50 billion times bigger than the stage, you know, here. And it has, you know how in times square, when you're standing in front of like that abc building they have this sort of uh ribbony shaped um video screen where the nasdaq
goes through it but it's but it's sort of it's sort of shaped you know wavy yeah they have this ginormous one running above the stage and they don't do first last names on the british version of american idol like here it's chris daughtry catherine mcphee there it's just catherine chris oh and so when they come out it just says their name um and just their first name there was just something way slicker and cooler about it you know oh and simon cowell's on it right and uh and sharon osborne's one of the judges and then some other dude who i don't know who he is but on the
british version simon wears a suit really wow yeah that's a trip simon wears a suit and the And the show is really like Simon, Simon, Simon. Like here, he's a big part of it and everything, but it's not like Simon, Simon, Simon. There, when they go for the voting, they put a picture of Simon on the screen next to the voting number. Just to continue to brand Simon. Awesome. Wow. It's all about Simon. Did you get to see the auditions after they come out? Are the people, like, complaining about him the same?
Or, you know how everyone just despides him? Oh, they didn't show that. They didn't show that. And, in fact, I saw an audition. The audition that I saw, because I just started watching more Leona Helmsley, Leona Lewis stuff. After I saw that, I was like, oh, I think I'm a fan. I want to watch more. I think I love her, by the way. Yeah, well, you know. I'm a big fan. You can tell by the email you sent to all of us last night after you watched it. Yeah. Interesting. You referred to her as a unicorn. Yeah, she is. And thank all of you for not writing back. I wrote back.
No one. I wrote back. What did you say to that? I said, I think I placated by saying something like, you are too funny. You're a good friend. I know you like to be placated. I do. I do. I just want, I just want, oh, that's so sweet of you, you sweet, fatty. I can definitely write that back. I know. I'll remember that for next time. But, so, so the British version. Paula Abdul is one of the people in the audition process in Britain. I'm like, what?
Like she puts people through? Yeah. There's four judges. Utterly horrendous. It's Simon, Sharon, some white dude I don't know, and Paula Abdul. That's weird. Unless the one that I saw, maybe, because Rebecca goes, maybe she was like a special guest judge that day or something. I don't know. But all I know, is that Leona? In fact, that song that she sings on the radio, Bleeding Love, it doesn't even show her off. It doesn't even show off how good she is, man. Because on that show, X Factor, she was singing like Whitney Houston songs, better than Whitney Houston.
I've heard her sing a couple of things. She's legit. Yeah, and she's real good looking too. Anyway, okay, this text message says, best of CD for that song. Good work, Sky. That's P1 Snickers. It's not me. Very good job, Steve. Really good job. So good. Let's see. This one says, yo, Eddie, box or no, probably not a good idea to have those power cords outside in the rain. That's P170. Well, great. Einstein's 20-20. And where am I going to put them? You need a wire box.
I know. Patent penny. So, Eddie, I know you like this kind of stuff. Who was up for a job before somebody got it? Who was up for a job before somebody got it? Uh, Jim Carrey was talking to Larry King and said this cut 18. Have you turned down anything you regretted? Uh, well, no, I've never regret, never regret. Uh, but yeah, I mean, you know, meet the parents was something that I was developing with Steven Spielberg. Yeah.
I actually created the Fockers in, in a, in a creative meeting. Yeah. But it was perfect that Ben Stiller did it. When I saw it, I went, that's the way it's supposed to be done. You didn't get ticked? No, not at all. How could I, man? I'm at a banquet table. It's like, you know, what am I going to say? I think, if I'm reading between the lines, he sat there with Steven Spielberg, mentioned it in passing, and it became, meet the parents. Well, I just find it interesting. Yeah, I just throw this in there. I created it, but I don't care. That's no big deal.
I don't believe he doesn't care. I believe he cares. Yeah, well, celebrities always say that. I have no regrets. Everyone has regrets. It's a huge hit. You go, oh, man, why did I turn that down? Yeah, and it's nice of you to say that you're all rich and you have plenty so you can't complain, which is nice, but at the same time, still, dude. You still want hits? Yeah. Yeah, there is no doubt, dude. I mean, and that was ginormous. But doesn't it kind of trip you out that it can go from sitting at a table, talking to somebody important, you mention a really great idea, and they're like, I like that.
Yeah, I mean, but it's weird that they can just take that and go with it. Yeah, right? Like, I would be like, well, wait a second, that was my idea, you know? Maybe Spielberg thought, that's my friend Jim. Well, it kind of sounded like they had the basis for the story, but then he- dropped out and then that carrie gave the idea of making the family the fucker yeah maybe that was like hey you should make that family they should be this name and they should be like this yeah yeah he just said the name now this story is a trip and i'm you know listen i read it and when i read it i go that is the stupidest thing i've ever seen then i hear her talk and i go whoa
So, guess who wants to take over Hillary Clinton's Senate seat? Clinton. Bill? That would make sense. Would Fran Drescher make sense? No. The nanny? The nanny. Oh, and I just hit the lottery. Wait till you hear her. I tripped out. cut 15. You know, I'm a U.S. diplomat now. I was appointed by the State Department. Hillary Clinton is going to be my new boss. I just returned from a four-country Eastern European
tour of duty. I was very instrumental in getting an initiative passed by unanimous consent, which is more than a lot of elected officials can say. And that was the Gynecologic Cancer Education and Awareness Act, the first of its kind in U.S. history. So, you know, I am really in the mix. I'm the president and visionary of the Cancer Schmancer movement. I've been very vocal about speaking about civil liberties and education. At first I go, did she just say Cancer Schmancer? did she she said cancer schmancer she's got a thing right it's her foundation yeah it's her
foundation she suffered from i believe it was ovarian cancer and was misdiagnosed and so now her whole thing is getting early diagnosis so uh cancer is more treatable and she's you know made it it's it's like her passion it's her cause she sounds real smart oh yeah so anyway i didn't understand anything she said so yeah yeah it's gotta be right perfect yeah yeah yeah i mean i I didn't get any of it either, so it's got to be good. Anyway, there she is. That is Fran Drescher, who says she's going to run for Hillary Clinton's seat. This is pretty cool.
People will like this. It's Silent Night. It's done a little bit differently. And I think people will enjoy this for the holiday season. It was the night before Christmas. He lived all alone in a one-bedroom house made of plaster and stone. I had come down the chimney with presents to give and to see just who in this dwelling did live. I looked all around, a strange sight to see.
No tinsel, no presents, not even a tree. No stockings on the mantel, just boots filled with sand. On the wall hung pictures of far distant lands. Medals and badges, wards of every kind. A sobering thought came alive in my mind. This house was different. It was dark, it was dreary. I had found the home of a soldier.
I could see that most clearly. The soldier lay sleeping, silent, alone, curled up on the floor in this one-bedroom home. His face was so gentle, the room in such disorder, not at all how I pictured a United States soldier. Was this the hero of whom I'd just read, curled up on a poncho, the floor for a bed. Then I realized the other families that I saw this night
owed their lives to soldiers who were willing to fight. In the morning around the world, children would play. Grown-ups would celebrate a bright Christmas day. But they all enjoy freedom each month of the year because of soldiers like the one lying here. I couldn't help but wonder how many lay alone on a cold Christmas Eve it lands far from home. The very thought put a tear to my eye.
I dropped to my knees. I started to cry. The soldier awakened. I heard his rough voice. Santa, don't cry. This life is my choice. I fight for freedom. I don't ask for more. My life is my God, my country, my core. A soldier rolled over and drifted to sleep. But I couldn't control it and I continued to weep.
I kept watch for hours. So silent and still as both of us shivered from the cold night's chill. I didn't want to leave him on that cold, dark night, this guardian of honor so willing to fight. Then the soldier rolled over with a voice soft and pure. He whispered, carry on, Santa. It's Christmas Day, all secure. one look at my watch
I knew he was right Merry Christmas my friend may God bless you this night Silent night, holy night All is calm, all is bright
Round yon virgin, mother and child Holy and fast, so tender and mild Sleep in heavenly peace Sleep in heavenly peace Silent night, holy night
Shepherds quake at the sight Glory streams from heaven afar Heavenly, oh Savior Christ the Savior is born Christ the Savior is born
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Silent night, holy night Son of God, love's pure light
Radiant beams from my holy face With the dawn of redeeming grace Jesus, Lord, at Thy Word Jesus, Lord, at Thy Word The Mikey Show.
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Oh, well. We had to do it anyway. That was great, man. I really loved that. thing uh that was uh a really really cool thing that uh eddie actually found and said dude i think this will be really good uh on the air and i agree man that was so cool that soldier story we have so many uh military that listen to our show i'm like that'll be cool for them here it really was dude uh that thing is so awesome listen to the text messages messages we're getting about this thing at 35253 uh it says thanks guys i'm bawling my eyes out right now my husband's a soldier and overseas right now. That was so
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Anderson, are you there? I don't even know if I have this working correctly. Hello? Hello, Anderson? There's me. Well, that was cool. Very, very cool. Love it. For anybody that knows a soldier, just got back, just listening to that, that's really a neat thing. Welcome back to the show. What else is going on? Yankees are spending a lot of money.
You think? It's out of control. They're probably going to win the World Series. Go ahead and say that. Say that. I mean, come on. I don't know, Rob. I mean, you gave $161 million to C.C. Sabathia. You have $80-something million to A.J. Burnett. I mean, they instantly have probably the best rotation in the league now. Money, money, money. When you say the best, that means better than everybody else. Yeah. So better than the Red Sox, do you mean? Oh, wow.
I mean, absolutely. Hold on, hold on. If we get everyone healthy, it's pretty even. Are you hoping for Curt Schilling to come back from the dead? The dead? Really? That guy's done so much for our country. For your country? What did he do for our country? Chilling? Yeah. He put smiles on faces. Oh my goodness. The phone's ringing. I'll get it. Hello? Hello. Wait a second.
And I, the black guy in San Francisco, Roberto de Boston, Julie, Ashley is her name. That's it, there's nobody else. You're right. You're forgetting someone. There's a seventh member. Yeah, yeah, there's that other girl, yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no, you're missing Zeth, Zeth, the Charlie Brown guy. Yes, the Charlie Brown guy, you're missing Zeth. Anyway, Sammy Sosa is on the line. Well, you know, I heard you talking about the junkies.
No, he had it right, the junkies. He has an accent, and so he's saying the Yankees. That's what I just said, the junkies. Oh, my goodness. It's hard to understand. It sounds like he's calling them the junkies. Yeah, I think he may be. No, he's not. Oh, Jason Giambi's on the team. So maybe he is saying the junkies. You know, I like to spend money. Yes, you do.
I don't understand. Hold on, let me try again. I got to get a running start. I like to spend money. Yeah, it's going to trip you up, Sammy. I don't understand. He likes to spend money frivolously. Oh, yeah, that too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I spend money on crap. What are you going to do? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, man, I just like to get crazy with it. I buy fancy dinas, lots of jewelry. I buy some mules. You're saying you buy jewelry? Is that what you're saying? Jewelry? That's what I just said. Lots of jewelry.
Yeah, but it sounds like you're saying jewelry. It doesn't... And what's mules? You know, mules. Mules? Like, yeah, burro. Oh, he buys mules. Wow. I like to buy brasieres. I don't know what he's... Brasieres? You buy... What did you say? Brasieres. Oh, wow. Why does he... Why? Why? Just for fun, please. Okay. I also have brasieres for fun. Okay, same, same, same.
I also like to purchase fireworks, lots of nice cars, and coke. Okay. He's talking about the drink. He's talking about the drink. We're talking about the soft drink. The soft drink. Right. Coca-Cola classic. Do you guys know what I'm saying? And rock cocaine. Okay. Okay. No, Sammy, that was not veiled. That was not veiled the way that you said that. If I were the junkies. If you were the Yankees. That's what I just said. It's hard to understand. If I were the junkies, I would have spent my money more wisely. You would.
You would spend your money. Do you know how many prostitutes you can give it on? No, that's stupid. Don't start with that. So sad. You could have gotten a Sisi Sabatia, and that's totally different in those circles, man. What is he even talking about? I don't even understand him. You know, I once went on, and they're spending us. free with Don Johnson? You did? With Don Johnson. Don Johnson. I pretended to be Tubs, and we went and bought a bunch of nice pastel suits. Do you say pastel? I go to the club, and guess what?
The chicas get on. Oh, wow, wow, wow. He pretended, let me translate, he pretended to be Tubs from Miami Vice, and they bought pastel suits. That's weird, Mike. It's hard to understand you. I don't even understand. It's a thick Dominican Republic accent. You get so upset when you point out that accent. It's hard, though. Would you talk about my last name? Yes, sir. Oh, no. You know, with all the money I made, the one thing I never had a juice for? What? Toilets. Toilets?
Toilets. You never had a juice? Why America makes such a big deal about a toilet? Oh, what? I put it in and I'm done. What the heck? Why do I put it for the cops? I make them build a special outdoor place for me, behind the butchers, a little stage, a hole in the middle, man, I'm done. That's great. The Cubs built you an outdoor, like, hole. Um, I never heard that. Never heard that, Sammy. Maybe that's why the ivy grew so well. All you do is just line it up and let it go.
That is weird. After I signed my big contract, I bought Gary Coleman. You bought Gary Coleman. You bought Gary Coleman. Yeah, he was a little boy from the show, La Otra Stroca. What? You mean different strokes, not La Otra Stroca. Wait, La Otra Stroca. Maybe that's what it's called in the Dominican. It's America Republica. Yeah. It's La Otra Stroca. Anyway, I only was a 97 season, man. His job was to walk around the penthouse and say,
Willis, ¿qué es eso? Because of the Dominican Republic, it was a t-shirt. Willis, ¿qué es eso? Wait, wait, wait. Holy crap. He said, Willis, ¿qué es eso? Oh, my God. Wow, Sammy.
You know I've been sitting here texting on my Blackberry? You're sitting texting on your Blackberry. Why are you repeating what I'm talking about? I don't understand you with the thick Dominican accent. Oh, shut up. Sorry, sorry, Sammy. I'm texting here on my Blackberry. I love this thing. You know, it is the easiest way to make a drop deal, man. Let me break it down for you. You had a picnic, right? You play free speed, you play touch ball, you play croquet, connect board,
maybe you play twister, whatever. And you're thinking, man, the only thing that would make this more perfect, in addition to my favorite cerveza, you know, Paz Blue Ribbon. He just said, Pabst Blue Ribbon. No, he didn't. I'm telling you, I'm looking at you in the eyes. No chance. He said Pops Blue Ribbon. He named some Dominican beer that I didn't get. No, he didn't. He said Pops Blue Ribbon. That's what I was going to say. Pops Blue Ribbon.
Oh, my God. Sam, he's so sad. You know, Pops Blue Ribbon is my favorite macro brew, right? Micro brew. I have a favorite micro brew, too. Oh, really? I have two of them. What are they? I love el Gordon Biersch. Gordon Biersch. Gordon Biersch? You like Gordon Biersch. Okay. Available exclusively in San Diego, by the way. Go ahead, Sammy Sosa. And... Anchor Steam. I don't have a clue what he just said.
Anchor Steam? It's Steam. Oh, come on. You're telling me he said Anchor Steam? Yeah. Wow! Say it again, Sammy. I said I was going to stay. I'm so sorry, Sammy. Hold on, one last thing before I go. What, what, what? When you have enough money like me, you can buy almost anything. Really? At first they said no, but when I finally offered enough money, I was able to get what I really wanted. What did you really want? I spent $5,000 and I got Heidi and Spencer.
You know, by the hills. From the hills. I got them to come over, dress up like roosters, and plucked at each other. You are a jerk. And thank you for calling very much, Sammy Sosa. And yes, celebrity voice impersonating. Okay, you're an idiot. Mikey Show, Rock 105.3. Sorry, I have to compose myself. Okay, well, maybe you're looking for a great Christmas gift. Maybe you have a friend from the Dominican Republic who, you know, pretty much already has everything.
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It's nice to have you here. Oh, it's wonderful. It's wonderful to be here. Well, what can I tell you? Sky has new releases. Oh, sweet. By the way, by the way. Eddie. Mommy. By the way. Stop. Before we do. Third one. By the way, before we do. I'm such a jerk. I want to let people know that if you are in the mood for some good barbecue, there is a place called barn burner texas barbecue you're sweet you didn't have to mention it it's in san marcos and you should go get some tonight yeah if you go tonight and if you print out a flyer
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and you're going to go out to dinner anyway tonight go to my blog print the flyer and 20 percent will go to the Qantas Club. That's cool. Awesome. Let's get to the money. Let's get to the what? He's naming movies, Mike. I didn't hear what he said. Well, you don't need to because I'm going to say it. She'll say the mummy. It's the third one, Mike. Okay, well. This is bad. It's like the Emperor's Tomb or something. Sky has crystal skulls. And with that, Sky has new releases. Really bad.
Get to it, get to it. Sky. Okay, new video games out this week. We have Rock Van 2 for the Wii and PS2. Rock Van 2. Rock Van. Or Rock Van. Rock Van 2. Rock Van 2. Wait a minute. These are video games. Got it. That's for the Wii or PS2. Okay. Rise of the Argonauts for Xbox 360, PS3. Summer Sport 2, Island Sports Party for the Wii. Dash of Destruction for Xbox 360.
Tale of Desperate for PS3. That's the new movie. How did you know how to pronounce that? I saw the commercial. Thank God. Word Jong Party for the Wii. Family show. Obviously, I didn't see that commercial. And then finally, Calvin Tucker's Redneck Jamboree for the Wii. That's my favorite. I like it. Okay, new music out today. Saliva has a new album. It's called Cinco Diablo. Didn't they have an album out like, I don't know how long ago,
But wasn't it the one that had some circus theme or something? I don't know. That's Britney Spears, Mike. I thought that was saliva. Very, very close. Now, when we were at the UFC event, I think they were playing one of the songs from it. Yeah, I know what you're talking about. Is it the Ladies and Gentlemen? Yeah. Wasn't that saliva? Yeah. Ladies and Gentlemen. It must have done good enough that they were able to put out another one. Well, I know that WWE used that song and UFC uses that song. They'll use, I'm sure, that song we just heard.
Do you know what it's called? Ladies and gentlemen. I think I like it more than I like the new stuff. Let's see. And now they don't have it. We don't have it. Yeah, we do. Oh, yeah, we do. Front page, third one in. Oh, look at Zed. Yes, we do. Oh, wow. Look at that. It's a little lady. Hey. Yeah, UFC plays this between bouts. Ladies and gentlemen. Yeah.
Enjoy the show. What you have here is to make you. Ladies and gentlemen, please, would you bring your attention to me? For a beast for your eyes to see? An explosion of catastrophe? Like nothing you've never seen before? Watch your seats, I hope it is gone. Your jaws will be on the floor. Shauna play this when it came out? Does anyone know? I think so. Welcome to the show. It's cool.
Not new, but it's cool. All right. Also with a new album out today, and I'm probably not pronouncing this right, but whatever. It's Fall Out Boy with Fole Adu. Why do they got to put something out there? You know, they're real smart and they're smarter than us.
I can't pronounce it. Oh, you're so cool. Are they type hammers? Your hair straightener. hair straightening hair combed over one eye Pete Wentz my wife said it's when the kids are chubby that I really don't know about the real tight you know skinny jeans it's a contradiction listen I can't roll the skinny jeans and the reason that I can't
is because I'm not exactly skinny and you know we got to keep that in mind there should be a weight limit for the skinny jeans. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Otherwise, it's no longer skinny jeans. It's not skinny jeans. It's chubby jeans. By definition, it's chubby jeans at that point. All right, we have the All-American Rejects when the world comes down. I like those guys. Emo hour. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's all emo songs. A girl broke up with me Kinda sad Well, this song song well that doesn't sound like their normal stuff so i don't like this okay come on dude you didn't like that one song from them uh their biggest hit moving on yeah dude you didn't like
Nah. Come on. I don't like the message of it. I didn't care for it. Rob is pretending that he didn't like it. I'm serious. I don't like this. No doubt in my mind, you're not being honest with this. You loved this. No. Yeah. You actually didn't. You didn't even like it. You loved it. No. You would request it on Casey Kasem South 40. You would write letters to Casey Kasem. It's my address, man. Yeah. And you would say, dear Casey. Dear Casey. You're confusing me with you again. My name is Boston Rob. That's a great song.
This one comes out all the way from Hopkinton, Massachusetts. He writes, Dear Casey, my dog died. This is an up-tempo record. I'm wearing skinny jeans right now. Ponderous, man. Ponderous. Ponderous. All right, we have Soldier Boy Tellem with I, Soulja Boy, Tell Him. Isn't this the same song?
Thank you. It's like they have nothing else to give but that. Is this what it all sounds like? It's on nursery rhymes. Have they always been called Soulja Boy, Tell Him? Or were they at one time just Soulja Boy? Well, I don't know. It's Soulja Boy. He uses both names because he's an idiot. Wow. There's just that one hit, and it's like now all he's doing is coming out with hits that sound like that or pulls things from that and remixes it. You got to do all that stuff. I don't know, Mom. I don't think it sounds that fun, to be honest with you.
I just don't get that. Same thing you do. Oh, shit. Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm sorry to disappoint you. I just didn't feel the same way about the record you did. Sorry. That sounds so funny. All right. Oh, God, man, you're funny. Thank you. Also out today. Oh, they love it. They love it. What did you say?
What did you say? What did you say? That's why you look at the conductor. You've got to watch the conductor. I forgot. The conductor was doing the Carol of the Moms right there. That was awesome. That's fantastic. You've got to play that for her. Does she even know yet what a star she's become here? Does she even know that we play clips of her? No, I told you, I don't think she'd get it.
Oh, man. She doesn't listen to the show. She has no idea, like, what we're like, and so I don't think she'll get it. All those clips are of Ashley's mom. Ashley recorded her one day without her knowing it, and we play these clips of her. Hi! Whoa, that was a real conversation. Dude, that's a real conversation with Ashley. That's from the Muppet's statement. That's right. She doesn't even know that we play these, you know. Hi, you sound so funny. That's a good question. Oh, that's great. I love that.
That's where I get the laugh from. All you haters who hate on my laugh. That's not her fault. Genetic. All right? Yeah. What else, Sky? Okay, we have... Hey, her mom instead. No, do not. Keisha Cole with a different me. And I loved her on the Cosby Show. She was my favorite Cosby Show. So good, Rudy. Favorite Cosby. So cute. Yeah, she has a duet with Tupac on this album. She's good. Tupac's dead. How does she do that? That's what I thought. That is so Raven.
I like that. He's dead. It's too soulful. It's too soulful? No, he's dead. I can't handle it. Oh, man. I could take more soul in that, but that's because I'm black. No. That's true. So I know we've all been waiting for this. another album by Jamie Foxx. This one is called Intuition. There were so many hits off his first album. Question for you hip hoppers. And when I say that, I mean Rob, Ashley, and Zeth. You know, because they're the ones,
you guys are the ones I think of that kind of like this kind of music, right? If you didn't know that it was Jamie Foxx, Ashley's giving me a look like he doesn't listen to this mike he's he's right now he's wiggity wiggity i don't i don't listen to like the pop i never know if he's telling the truth i don't either i never i just want him to just tell the truth and he won't and so i don't i got a bunch of hip-hop in my car man i love like jay-z dmx okay okay rap hip-hop so if you didn't know if you didn't know that it was jamie fox you would not think that this Sounds okay.
Listen to... She's also hot. Listen to that. But isn't it only... Wait, wait. That's Jamie Foxx from In Living Color, right? That's what he was in? But isn't it because you know it's Jamie Foxx? What if it was, you know, Lil... What if it was Lil Jamie? Okay. What if it was Lil Jamie? I like that song that you just played. I like it. She's also hot. She's also hot. It's all right. It's very generic.
It's like a cookie cutter, right? It's the formula. He's just following it. I'd rather go swim in the ocean right now. Okay, what the hell was that? What's that? What just happened? It's Jamie Foxx, man. That's 007. Let's see a cappella. Okay. A cappella. Is that all in the album? Yes.
I'm getting it, man. Nice. I'm all in. I'm back in. Thank you. Thank you. That is not a formula. That is not a formula. It should be. Man. I actually don't know what that is. I don't either. For the record. Sorry. For the record, I don't either. So you know. All right. And finally, with new music out today, we have two. This is really a special treat.
Oh, yeah. Tell them, Scott. We have two new live albums out today by the Dave Matthews Band. Oh. We need more. Eddie. There's never enough. The first one is DMB Live Tracks, Volume 13. They were the first group to ever perform at Bush Stadium in St. Louis. Oh, here we go. I have all the time for you. Oh, yeah. Wait a minute. This is good, Scott. Here's the chorus.
I question. I have to raise an eyebrow to that. What do you mean? I do not believe that that was... You know how when they sell stuff in the store and if it's got a certain percentage of blah, blah, blah in there, they have to announce it? What? You know what I'm saying? If they're selling some kind of product and the product has a certain amount of peanut, Whatever. They have to say, hey, this isn't 100% fur. You know what I'm saying?
Oh, the ingredients? That sounds a little too good. I think that what they did was... Well, I don't see that on my track listing for this album. What? So I don't know if... Oh, okay. So I don't know where they pulled these clips from. Let me hear the other one. This is how they sound live. They do? Yeah. They sound better live. They sound better live than all the albums.
A little more donkey, but you know. Right, you guys? Oh, definitely. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're better live. They're better live. That's Dave right there. So the second album is called Live at Miles High Music Festival. Festival. Festival. It's a festival. Festival. Palooza. That's right. Really good. Dave Apalooza, I think. I believe it's festive. Dave Stock. All right. There he is. New DVDs out today. Eddie, you just yelled out, Eddie.
I announce it. What's it called again? The Mummy 3. What's the full title? It's like Emperor's Tomb or something like that. The Legend of the Crystal Skull. Slippy Hollow. Jet Li kicks your butt. Rush Hour 3. It's called The Mummy 3 Rush Hour. Rush Hour. Back again. What is it? It's The Mummy Tomb of the Dragon Emperor. Yeah, it is. Out today, also available on Blu-ray. Emperor's Tomb. Dude, I cannot wait to not buy that.
Oh, my. It's good, man. Also out today, if you're into ABBA and musicals, Mamma Mia. Yeah. Mamma Mia, also available in Blu-ray. First of all, it is. It isn't necessary for Ashley to yell out, Mike, Mike. She just wanted to make sure you were listening. I would like to be Seacrest. Oh, no. Really? Here we go, Ashley. You love it. You love it, Mike. This is good music. There's no doubt about it. It's a musical with Meryl Streep singing in it.
I wouldn't see that. I think that this is... Would you wear your matching Christmas sweaters for this? Oh, that's so funny. Hey, listen, if you don't find this catchy, whatever, it's catchy. You know how I know you're good? Why are you shooting the duck? Because I'm roller skating, obviously. My bad. That's a good roller skate song. That's the only way you can listen to that. Okay, and I don't know why they're doing this, but there's two new movies coming out on DVD this Friday. So I figured you'd mention that.
Oh, is that the house bunny? Oh. We have the house money out this Friday, also available. Let me explain. I thought I saw a commercial for it to come out on Friday. And I thought that was strange, so I'm glad you're cleaning this up. Shut your gutter mouth. That's right. Hey, gutter mouth, shut it. Please, talk about it. I wish your gutter mouth was clogged with leaves. She was 100% sure that you didn't know about that one. I did see something about it, and I wanted her to be, you know, to clear the rumors up. To clear the rumors.
That's why you waited until this second to mention it. To clear the rumors out. Clear the rumors. Clear them out. And then also out on DVD on Friday is Traitor. Oh, yeah. It's on Seattle. Yes, it's on Seattle. That one also will be available in Blu-ray. Traitor? What was that? I don't know. A former special forces expert. He's now suspected of involvement in a series of terrorist bombings. It's called The Borer. No. Sounds good. Oh, I bet that sounds like fun. No, mom. I don't know about that. I'm going to get it.
I don't know. Really? Yeah. Never heard of it. It's like a Black Bourne. Oh. Okay. All right. TV shows to DVD. We have Aqua Teen Hunger Force Volume 6. What up? Ice Road Truckers Season 2 and Swingtown the first season. Out on Blu-ray, we have the 2008 World Series, 8 Mile, Grindhouse Death Proof, Grindhouse Planet Terror. What is this? This is the Blu-ray. Hot Rod, Into the Wild. You saw Death Proof, right? Yeah. That end scene.
Oh, it's great. Laughter. There's nothing like it in the world. Old school, the third man, and finally Tommy Boy. Oh, nice. There they are. Yep. Lay off me, I'm starving. What is it? I think Ashley's hungry. It's time for a fever. Save that clip. Save that clip. Yes, you will. Yes, you will. Every time we talk about what you eat We gotta play that clip right there We'll hear that about three times an hour
Fantastic Yes Let's see I think we're good I think you're good They want to impeach Sherry's Jubilee and that's it That is it. They want to impeach Governor Bagovich, Bojanovic, Bojanovic, Brian Bojano, Bag Sandwich.
They really want to impeach him. The Illinois House, which is made up of 113 lawmakers, all voted yesterday on whether they should set up a committee to recommend whether to impeach or not, they voted 113 to 0 to form that committee to look into his impeachment. Guess Obama's next. That doesn't even make sense. You're the dumbest dummy of all the dumbest stuff. Oh, wow.
Hey, Burger King just put out a body spray for men that smells like a Whopper. Any guy that wants to attract Ashley go out and get to it. I don't like hamburgers I don't eat hamburgers She won't be able to keep her hands off I don't like hamburgers She'll try to swallow it on you Start licking your shoes He has food They say that the spray evokes the smell Of freshly boiled or broiled Whopper
You can only buy them On their website Which is firemeetsdesire.com Are you sure that's their website? Yes, I checked it out this morning. Okay, good. I checked it out this morning. Let's see. I got some good audio. Oh, we got to do this. Now it's time for the YouTube clip of the day. This is pretty funny. This is real, too. It was on Good Day LA. Oh, wait, hold on. Sorry. Let me know when you're ready. Yeah.
Good Day LA, Los Angeles. Good Day LA. It's their morning talk show. Well, it's their morning news show. You know how here in San Diego, while the Today Show is going on, they do cut-ins back at the studio? It's that kind of deal. Good Day LA Channel 11 in Los Angeles was talking to a surfer on location. It was a story about the high surf, and it was a real guy. They were just talking to him, and he turned out to be a real character, and it's really him. Cut 69.
But the park is still flooded, so you'll see kids out there again today. Some of those kids today was like, oh my god, it's just like, dude, you get the best barrels ever, dude. It's just like, you pull in, and you just get spit right out of them, and you just drop in, and just smack the lip, drop down, and then after that, you just drop in, just ride the barrel, and get pitted, so pitted, like that. Yes! Dude, yes! Dude! Oh my gosh. It's so pitted!
There's about 50 drops in there. Oh, man. This barrel spits you out, dude, and you're like, look. And then you're like, ba-doos. Ba-doos, dude. And the dude is so pitied. You're like, what, dude? That's the best. That was so bad. Oh, my gosh. Let me hear him again. But the park is still flooded, so you'll see kids out there again. Some of those kids today were like, don't watch. It's just like, dude, you get the best barrels ever, dude. Just like, you pull in, and you just get spit right out of them.
And you just drop in and just smack the lip. Whoop-ah! And then after that, you just drop in, just ride the barrel, and get pitted. It's fantastic. It's fantastic. People from Wisconsin do not talk that way. That's so rad, man. That's like an alien. Oh, wow. You're so pitted. So pitted.
So pitted. Let's see. Whoopash! Whoopash! You want to hear a President Bush act? Oh, no. President Bush do comedy? Come on, Mike. Sure. They made this little fun little video So using the Barney cam, Barney's his dog, cut 26. Does it have enough? Does it have enough? Yes! The United States wins the Ryder Cup! Barney!
Barney! Barney! Barney! Barney! Barney! You better wake up, fella. There's a lot of work to do around here. We're sprinting to the finish, not napping to the finish. Oh, gosh. Why are your hands over your eyes, Eddie? that's your boy you're telling me okay well let's just move on here's what's crazy obviously the idea of that is to be cute and funny right
I'm telling you the truth my parents are 73 and 70 and I don't think that they're laughing really that got so pitted It was so pretty. I was watching and I was like, whoop-ash, whoop-ash, whoop-ash, whoop-ash. I'm not napping. How long do you guys think it takes P. Diddy to get ready? Don't care, don't know, don't care. Now he's dressing in regular clothes, right? For the economy? Well, just less flashy. Cut 27. How long does it take to you to get ready? For you to get ready?
On average, like an hour and a half. Hour and a half to get ready? And like, what do you do? What is the process? You know, when I get up, first I meditate a little bit. Do you? That's great. Yeah, I just do a little bit of meditation for like 10 minutes. Then I try to pick out an outfit that takes like another 20 minutes. But then it's when I get in the shower. After I get out of the shower, I don't towel dry. I air dry. So I air dry. You know, I do some push-ups and some crunches while I'm air drying.
No, no, no. I have these air dry fans in my room. So as I'm doing some push-ups, I just talk on the phone or just dance around the room. Air dry phones, like you're in a car wash, you're going through some kind of tunnel. I mean, the phone doesn't really pick up the air. I don't know. technology air dry fans i don't believe him you don't in all that he said i think maybe 25 of that is true really i just what are you calling the question the uh push-ups and sit-ups you don't think he does no the air drying i got a feeling that he does not have fans i just don't think he
does it because i like uh there was something on mtv where he's wearing some like bathrobe when he He was like in like this pool area. And I see him getting out of the shower, you know, and probably throwing on a robe on thinking he's all slick. Right. Like, you know, I don't know. I just, I think he's putting on a little show right there. Yeah. I'm calling you bluff, P.D. He's not playing it. Oh, wow. This is kind of funny. If you have kids, you can kind of relate to this when your kids are little and they don't get certain stuff. But you would have to be a movie star maybe to have this exact thing happen.
But it happened to Kate Winslet. Cut 28. How do your kids react to him? Do they really, really love him? Do they know him as a movie star? No, absolutely not. No, they just know him as mommy's friend and somebody who I've worked with. And, you know, they haven't seen Titanic. They're still a little bit too young to see him. He was very sweet, actually. I was in a doctor's office with her in London and there was a newspaper there and Leo was on the front of the newspaper. She grabbed it and she went, oh my gosh, it's Leo. What's he doing with the newspaper?
Mummy, we should really cut this out and send it to him because he has got to know. That is so weird. It was very, very sweet. Very, very sweet. So, no, he's just Leo. You know, your daughter sounds like she's about 28 years old, the way you talk. Yeah, she kind of behaves like she's about 28 years old. She'll look at me when I'm wearing an outfit and she'll just go, everything's great. The shoes, whoa. They are really offensive. Offensive? Absolutely. You know, it kind of reminds me of this story that I heard Bob Costas tell one time. He said that he knew that he was away from home too much when his wife told him that he was doing the Olympics.
He was doing the Winter Olympics. It's back in 92, and I can't remember where they were, but he's doing the Winter Olympics. And his wife tells him they had a four-year-old daughter, and they're watching TV, and Daddy's on TV doing the Olympics. And the little girl looks at the TV, and she goes, Mommy, that's a guy that took us to Disneyland. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Wow. No, sweetheart. That's Daddy. Oh, yeah.
Yeah. Maybe daddy's working too much. A little bit. So, yeah, Bob took a little time off after that. That would be a good idea. Spent some time at home. Speaking of kids, Sandler has a new kid. There he is. There's Adam Sandler now. Hey, Adam. Are you sure she wasn't choking? No, no, no. That was, what do you mean she? That was he. That was Adam Sandler. Adam, say hi again. There he is. I mean, really? See, the reason that a lot of people don't get it at first is because she doesn't do, like, a caricature of Sandler. She does, like, Sandler.
It's, like, actual Sandler. It's actually Sandler. It's the same voice she uses for her Joker impression. No, no, no, dude. That's, again, that's not true. That is the same thing. That is so offensive. Oh, really? It's not even funny. Listen to her do the Joker. I was so scared I just got chills No you didn't That's good Cut 32
I got a nice little girl at home She's a month old Her name is Sunny What a lovely name How did you pick Sunny? I don't even know. It's just a cute name. Me and my wife liked it. You know, there's an S in there for my dad, Stanley. We wanted to name her after Pops. But my mother didn't like the name Sonny. That's a nickname. She kept saying, that's not a name. That's a nickname. You got to give your child a real proper name. If you want to call her Sonny, fine.
But a real name. So on the birth certificate, we put down Sunday night football. That's good. You got to take care of mama. Absolutely. Amy Adams was the star of the movie Enchantment. No. Enchanted. Enchanner. Enchandler. She was in the Enchandler. Yes. And the Enchanto was a movie. What are you doing, bro? It's called Enchanted.
You saw it being filmed. I know it, yeah. Enchanted, right? Is that correct? Enchanted? Uh-huh. It's a Disney movie. It's a beautiful film. It's a great movie. Yeah, that scene in the park, Eddie, huh? Oh, come on. Oh, so good. She plays a princess, you know? She plays a princess, and the princess is at first a cartoon and then becomes live-action. Amy Adams plays the live-action princess. Correct. This, though, causes a problem sometimes for Amy Adams playing that role. 34. Kids sometimes recognize me. Their parents really do.
And I'm always like, oh, no, no, no, I'm in sweats. I look, you're going to ruin her whole idea of princesses. And I met these kids at an airport, and I had that experience. I think she must have been three. And they said, do you know who this is? It's Giselle. And she, well, that's not Giselle. Oh, really? She got upset? I was horrified. I had to actually, I bent down to her level, and I had to be like, you know, I'm in disguise. It's so nice of you, though. She must have loved that. Well, her eyes, she sort of understood.
Once I was like, you know how I made this out of, you know, I made this out of my sofa, these sweats. That's so great. Yeah, it was good. But an airport's not a good place. It's just, well, why are they making Giselle take off her belt in security? Exactly. That's pretty funny. Kids seeing people and thinking that they're, you know, still a star. You don't know. That happens with Skye and Ashley all the time. What are you saying? Well, you go out and people are like, you know, hey, can you eat something, Asher? You know, where's the ham?
Where's your mom's shorts? Yeah, where's the mom's shorts? And she's like, it's a character. All right, buddy? Skye just gave Eddie a look. Skye just gave Eddie a look that was not favorable. All right, let's move along. Hey, Skye wanted everybody to know that the Kings fired their head coach, Reggie Theus. So she was making a big deal out of it this morning before the show started. What do you think? I was freaking out. I was like, oh, how are the Kings going to go on? What about that record? Yeah, like that Michael Jackson record. No, no, no. It'll never play the same.
Different kind. It'll never play the same. Different kind. The sixth NBA coach to be fired this year. During the season. During the season. Wow, what a trip. Yeah. That's not good. Well, it's a record. I mean, the previous record was three. Wow. Before Christmas. Good for this season. Hey, go for it, guys. Really going for it. The economy, I think. Oh, yeah. Definitely. Gas prices. A Hellcrest-based patrol group that goes out and fights crime. Oh, the Slap-a-tears. That's what they're called, the Slap-a-tears. The three Slap-a-tears.
The X-Y-men. That's right. No, again, wrong. You get it, Sky? The X-Y-men. Okay, you're hilarious. You're all jokes. The X-Y-men. No, they're called the Stonewall Patrol. What do they do? Well, they go around on Thursday, Friday, and Saturday. The Fabulous Four. Stop that. Thursday, Friday, and Saturday nights, and they drive the streets of Hillcrest, North Park, and University Heights. The Kiss Fighters. They look for crime. And our cabriolet.
That's right. Yes. Stop doing that. A topless cabriolet. No. They have SUVs. They have SUVs. I'll throw my purse at you. And they alert Khalees when they see crime. Spankings for everybody. Okay. I'll be damned. Grow up. What? Somebody's being bad. Get over my knee. Whoa. All right. Grow up a little bit, please. One. Don't do that again. Be on your way.
Stop it. Two. Three. Oops, I lost count. Gotta start again. That's it, sir. I'm going to tickle you. This is a citizen's tickle. Yeah, because right, Sky, just because it's in Hillcrest don't mean that they're gay. They're just trying to fight crime. They're just trying to help the police and keep an eye out. With their capes and camembert and their hats. Dolphin shorts.
Hey, listen, they're crime fighters. Sky, are they really on roller skates? She didn't say they were on roller skates. We are the Watchmen. They drive SUVs. They call themselves the Watchmen. Yes. It's weird. Don't tickle me, bro. All right. Are you done? Take us all out? That's not my scent.
Well, for the second time in the last two months, their cars have been targeted by vandals and the tires have been slashed. Why, because they're fighting crime and the criminals are mad? I guess so. That's my guess. We're the Justin League of America. The Justin League? You know it. Not Justin. We're the David Justice. All right, I think we've done it all. We've gotten out every story. 570-1053 is the phone number. You can call us at the beginning and end of every show and talk about whatever you want.
Open phones. Boston Rob over at the post office yesterday to mail bills. Right, Rob? Yeah. Why do you have to go to the post office? How long am I going to drive my bills to the place? Well, no, I mean, they have mailboxes and stuff. Yeah, I mean, probably where you live has a mailbox. No, they have a, you have a computer, you can do it online. Oh, yeah, that's true. What? Okay. Oh, no, he made a mail. You just offended him. Oh, dude. What is this, Buck Rogers in the 25th century? Thanks, Tweaky. I had a priority mail, one of my letters. Why?
It was late. Because it, no, it needed to be there by Friday, so I had it. Right, like I said. Yeah, it was late. What? It's not late. I'm just guaranteeing that it's going to be there. Well, yeah, but if you would have put it in the mail a couple days earlier, you wouldn't have to guarantee it. I didn't get paid a couple days earlier. You wouldn't have to guarantee it. I was in Vegas, and I didn't get paid. You wouldn't have to guarantee it. You were very judgmental. He's right. My bad. 5-7-0-1-0-5-3. Tomorrow, we're doing the handyman challenge. Yes, Skye! Wow. Skye thinks that she is as good as a handyman as me and Eddie.
Are you guys nervous? Are you guys nervous? Not even a little. I miss you some. He's the best. I'm not even a little nervous. Tell me what the Vegas odds would be on one of us losing a digit. I think that'd be pretty high. Yeah, I think so. Two to one. Okay. 570-1053 is the number. Give us a call. Say hello. P1 Big Red. Yeah, I'm just wondering where Sean goes every day at 1030. That is a great question. Yeah, that is a good one. Sean has to sign off every day at 1030 as an agreement with his employer in San Francisco. He basically does this for fun.
He works for Clear Channel in San Francisco, and he does stuff for the web department in San Francisco, and they didn't want him on the Mikey Show because they thought it would interfere. And he was able to kind of talk them into allowing him to do the Mikey Show as long as he signs off at 10.30 to do his job. Oh, wow. So at 10.30 every day, he's got to sign off the air. It's terrible. It's just like, who cares if it's 10 minutes? I know it. I know it. I always know it's 10.30 because the drops. I know, they just stop.
And listen, I mean, I wish that we could get them to just relent a little bit and let them stay on a little longer. Have they heard the show? Do they know how well it's doing? Yeah, they don't care. They don't care. They don't live in San Diego, so they're like, yeah, they're in San Francisco. They don't care. All right, well, thanks for answering. Thank you very much. P1 Scooby's on the line. Oh, Scoob. Scoob. Hey, what's going on, guys? What's up, Scooby? Hey, I wanted a reference back to the old sweater talk that we were having earlier. Yeah, guys and girls that wear matching sweaters in the holidays? Yeah, I want to know what you thought was more gay.
The guy wearing the sweater or the guy noticing the guy wearing the sweater and then saying something about it? Well, how do you not notice it? Yeah, it's kind of hard to not notice that. You know what I mean? Like, you're going to notice it. I think that you're just thinking it's weird if you notice it. You know what I mean? Well, I'm just saying, I mean, you have to have some kind of... Seems so pretty defensive there, Scoob. Yeah, Scoob, I don't know. You want to look out for some sweater men? What's going on over here? Well, I'm not defensive. Well, I guess I am defensive. Thanks, Scoob.
All right, man. See you, bro. P1, Iroquois Nation? That's right. Hey, Mike. How are you guys doing today? Good, man. What's up? Well, I was just wondering if any one of you has seen the new Wolverine movie preview. What? Oh, yeah. What? It was at the Day the Earth Stood Still. They showed it. It was the huge, huge Jackman new movie. Yeah, huge Jackman. Huge Jackman. Yeah, huge Jackman's in it. Oh, man. Eddie, have you seen it?
Yeah. What do you think? Awesome. Look good? Can't wait. Oh, I got to see it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. YouTube it. YouTube it. Thank you, bro. Mikey's show, last call. Bring us home. Hey, Mikey. What's up? Great show today, guys. Thank you, brother. I was wondering if you had any Josh Lewin clips for us. Oh, man. Not right on the spot. Plus, our sound effects guy is not. He signs off at 1030, so we don't have any. Sorry, brother. Touchdown, San Diego! There you go. There's one. Good one. Fired me up. Ladies and gentlemen, the lovely and talented Missy is coming up next today on The Nooner.
She's got the all-request lunch hour. Make sure you tune in for it, and then we'll come back here tomorrow morning, and we'll do this all over again at 6 o'clock. The Becky Show's out. Late. We'll be right back. We'll be right back.
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