The Mikey Show - Rock 105.3 - 12/18/08
Thursday, December 18, 2008
Daily Audio 2008KIOZRock 105.3
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Eddie confessed that he ate Eggo waffles for dinner after mocking Sky's childlike meals, while Ashley's nearly unrecognizable Christmas karaoke became a running target. The show mixed heart with comedy when Harold described Reese crying happily over an MP3 player and the hosts aired A Soldier's Silent Night. They debated Barack Obama's choice of Rick Warren, the legality of mailing Scarlett Johansson's used tissue, and whether a one-month girlfriend should receive a Christmas gift. Family gift snooping peaked when Jim opened his own Blu-ray present addressed to Peggy, while the Atlantis shark story inspired Sky's panic, a fake shark interview, and a fake Bill Clinton call mocking Obama's Time honor.
What happened, in order
Eddie's Eggo reversal
After mocking Sky for eating childlike dinners, Eddie admitted that a terrible taco-shop meal drove him to eat Eggo waffles for dinner and feel exactly like her.
Reese's happy cry
Harold said his seven-year-old son Reese burst into tears, hugged him tightly, and called it a happy cry after opening an MP3 player for a family road trip.
Sky's lactose carol
The show played a mock holiday ballad in which Sky praised rice for keeping her lactose-related gas under control.
The Rick Warren argument
Mikey and the crew debated liberal and gay-rights anger over Barack Obama choosing socially conservative pastor Rick Warren to deliver the inauguration invocation.
Tone-Deaf Christmas
Callers tried to identify Christmas songs mangled by Ashley, including Santa Baby, I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus, Little Drummer Boy, and Blue Christmas.
Scarlett's celebrity cold
Scarlett Johansson auctioned a signed tissue containing her cold germs for charity, prompting a debate over whether shipping snot and deliberately catching a celebrity cold were legal or sane.
Tough Love trio
Eddie mocked a boyfriend for reading his girlfriend's diet log, told gamer Derek to leave his garage and meet women, and accused Julia of hating Christmas only until she received a good gift.
The opened Blu-ray
Eddie revealed that his father Jim opened a package addressed to Peggy, discovered his own Blu-ray player, and left Peggy furious while he sheepishly admitted the mistake on air.
A Soldier's Silent Night
The show aired a solemn Christmas poem about Santa finding a soldier alone on duty and realizing that other families celebrate safely because soldiers stand watch.
Clinton calls in
A fake Bill Clinton mocked Barack Obama's Time honor, bragged about his own awards and celebrity friends, and turned the conversation into jokes about Hillary, Megan Fox, and MySpace.
One-month Christmas gift
The crew argued that Tucker should buy his one-month girlfriend something small and personal, while Sky's suggestion to negotiate gifts and a budget was ridiculed as unromantic.
Shark on a slide
A shark reportedly jumped from an Atlantis aquarium onto a water slide and into a pool, triggering Sky's deepest fear and an absurd interview with an indignant fake shark.
People mentioned
MikeyEddieSkyAshleySeanBoston RobHaroldReeseBarack ObamaRick WarrenScarlett JohanssonSam JacksonDerekJulia
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Welcome to the program, everybody. It is 6.06. 21 people and 50 horses had to be evacuated yesterday after the Tijuana River breached its banks just north of the border. For the second straight year, Reggie Bush is going to finish the season on the sidelines.
Bush was placed on IR by the Saints with an injured knee. What's the deal, Eddie? He's fragile. A little bit fragile. He's a little breakable. A little bit. Well, welcome, everybody. What do we got here? We got Thursday, 18th of December already. That went by quick. This has not been a normal holiday season for me for some reason. It just has, you know, last year, it was like Christmas music all the time, you know. And I don't know. It just hasn't been like that, you know. Hasn't had that holiday feel.
Have you been to the mall? The mall. No, that'll do it, huh? Oh, that'll fix it. I know the economy's so bad, but you still can't find parking. People are like mad crazy there. Yeah. I went yesterday. I was like, get me out of here. Out of control. Yeah. Real quick, let's introduce everybody and then we'll hit the phones with you, 570-1053. Text number 35253. And we have a answering machine as well. An answering machine number is 858-715-1923.
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I mean, apparently that's what, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. So you first, the very first thing you do is you text the word Mikey, send you the thing back, da-da-da-da-da. And it looks like it charges or something. I'm not really sure. It says max six messages a week, standard rates apply. And I texted help to it, and it sent me back a message that said stop to quit. Other carrier rates apply. Info terms at Cricut gives me a website. And then it says content slash polls slash alerts at $0.50 to $3.99. Bill equals subs info.
So I was just wondering, are you guys charging for text or what's going on with that? Thanks a lot. Here's what I understand. Standard text message rates apply. So whoever your carrier is, whatever they charge you to do text, that's how much it is. It's not like you have to pay a fee to be part of the text army. It's just whatever your cell phone plan is. Exactly. That's what it is. Whatever you got. Right. So there you go. 5701053, again, is the number, and the text number is 35253. So give us a call, beginning of the show, end of the show, whatever you want, open forum, questions, comments, TV, whatever you got, stuff going on in the news, it's up to you.
Eddie is our producer, he is our sports guy, he is 35 years of age, and he had a little experience last night that we will tell you about here in just a second, that he can't make fun of Sky about something anymore. So we'll tell you about it in a second. What the heck? I know, Sky's intrigued. Skye's intrigued. She wants to know, what is it? We'll get to it. Too much sun. You just hang on. Would I be here right now? Great point. That's right. Skye is our news girl.
And today she's rocking the braids. Look at that. And the charger hat. Hi. That's her. Hi. Shawnee, oh boy, is our sound effects man. Hey, y'all. That's it. That is it. Wow. So right out of the gate. That is me. I'm going to the bay for Christmas You want me to stop by Chantel's house Yes I do A big fat cup for you I can't wait for him to open Yes Yes
This guy At 10am Every day We legally identify the radio station By saying KIOZ San Diego And it's his job to hit it And that is what you just heard him do. And lately, and when I say lately, I mean like the last eight months. He has been insolent. Insubordination. Insubordinate. No, that's not true. And he doesn't hit it when he's supposed to. And it has gotten later and later. And sometimes he waits up to 25 minutes to hit it.
And right now, he just hit it a day late. Or not at all. Or not at all. Wow. That's right. Sometimes not at all. He didn't hit it at all yesterday. He just hit it right now. This is his idea. That's disgusting. It's disgusting. Yeah, it is. All right? Look at it. He thinks it's funny. He thinks it's funny. This guy has got one set of rocks on him. Oh, yeah. Brutal. Size of Mars. Relax. Man. Mars-sized rocks. Mars oblong-sized rocks on him right there.
More accurate, definitely. I'm just trying to, you know, keep it fresh, you know? Fresh? Keep it fresh. How dare you. How come I can't see Sean in the mirror? Because he's a jerk. It's the most curious mirror. Why can't they see him? We're working on it? Is there a problem? What's the problem? Do we know what the problem is? Eddie knows how to fix it. I see him in the mirror. Good luck. We got to look at Sean through a little monitor on our computer. Because he's in San Francisco.
And we all have computers in front of us. Okay, Sean. We don't need to see you that close. all right okay you're creeping me out bro let's not do that shiny oh boy and then there's ashley 25 years of age blonde sugary sweet and what are you doing are you uh staying here for christmas you going what are you doing what's the plan for you the plan is driving home for the first time like i don't even know when i haven't driven home i don't even know yeah i ever have yeah um but i'm I've got a child now, and so I've got precious cargo.
You do not. You have a dog. You have a dog. I'm a mother. Baby on board signs. No, you have a dog. Keep her safe. And I can't leave her for that long. And normally, like, every time I go home, even for Christmas, Mike, like, even in the past five years, I go home for, like, two days. Question. Yeah. Are you going to put her in the car in a little kennel, or are you going to let her be a free-roaming, free-range? When we drive, because she's been in the car before, she sits in the passenger seat, but on the ground. Oh, man. Very dangerous. She's fine.
Very dangerous, Dash. I need a dog car seat. Yeah, I definitely get a doggy seat. I was going to say I'm going to bring her kennel, but no, I think she'll be fine. But regardless, I'm driving up this year. First time ever, I'm going to stay for like a week. Okay. Do it up with the fam real nice. There you go. And then there's Boston Rob. He's the guy with the word Boston tattoo on his throat. He's also got tattoos all over the place. And he's our boy B-Rob. And we got this very kind of long message about him
on the answering machine. Our P1 answering machine, if you want to call it, 858-715-1923. Hey guys, P1 Brew here. I just want to say, B-Rob, over the years, I've definitely listened to you. Hey guys, I just want to say B-Rob over the years I've... What is this? I don't know. Hey guys, B-Rob over the years I've... We'll take a look at that.
No, no, no, it is, but there's something wrong with it. I will look right into that. I don't know why it's doing that. Ash will take care of it. Sometimes the equipment, it malfunctions. They finally cleaned the board. what they did they didn't do nothing over here well see check this out this guy see look at this look at this that's what I'm saying like that's all this they cleaned this right here right in the middle right down the middle
where the actual dials are yes oh well what about like the buttons where you touch it mostly The buttons where you touch it mostly, Sean, germaphobe. Yeah. The buttons where you touch it mostly, where you use your fingers on the sliders, they clean that. However, the buttons above that, which you also have to touch, still filthy. And the phone buttons, disgusto. Oh. Yeah, that was really bad.
Yeah. Better than nothing, huh? I guess so. But if you're there, why don't you just do the whole thing? I don't know. You're already there? That's what I'm saying. It gives me the feeling like, eh, you know what? We don't want to do that. We'll just appease this guy. Yeah. Right, right, right. You know, but it's just filthy. It's just filthy. If you need a dust bunny, I got about six of them chilling over here. Those are nice ones. I'm not kidding. Those are nice ones. Wow. And I feel bad because I know that Shauna, our program director, I think she feels that I'm being prissy.
Oh, no. She's seen this place, dude. It's disgusting. Yeah. Like, one look at it, and you can't say someone's being prissy. I don't know. She's got to understand. She thinks I'm being prissy. No, you're good. I talked to her. Yeah? Yeah. What did she say? She said, okay. Ah. Yeah. I think she thinks that we're, you know, going to sound like we're making a fuss. Oh, really? Oh, really? I could be wrong. We'll talk to her. I'll have her come in the studio. All right.
Yeah. I guess I could do it. That's what I should do is just shut my mouth and get some Q-tips and some alcohol and go through this thing myself. Come on. All right. You know, if I really want to whine about it, why don't I put out a little bit of money and have a cleaning crew pay for my, if I, if it's not up to my standards, maybe what I should do is I should hire a cleaning crew that'll come in and do it to my standards. They've done what they feel is a reasonable job by looking for more. Maybe it's a, you know. It's a health risk. Yeah, let's get OSHA out here. Yeah, I don't know what they do, but they should come out here.
Yeah, look at that. There's probably like staff all over that, Hantavirus and everything. Sean, come on. No question about it. No question about it. No question about it. No question about it. No question about it. No question about it. No question about it. Yeah. There's got to be mice in that building. A little mad cow. Don't you say that to me. Don't say that. I'm serious, dude. You know I'm afraid of mice. I know, but I don't want to make you afraid. They're everywhere. A lot of nooks and crannies in here. Boston Rob is a singer, a songwriter. He's our man on the street. Wow. He's fantastic. Oh. That's right. You want to hear this message now? Yeah.
Let me play it for you. Hey, guys. P1 Brew here. I just want to say, B-Rob, over the years, I've definitely listened to you. And I've listened to everybody give you a bunch of ass for not talking. They'd always talk about how funny of a guy you are. Oh, you're such a great guy. Mike, he'd always talk about how good-looking you are. Don't know why he was talking about that. But at least you cut your dreadlocks. I'm gay. Clearly. Because you lost a baseball child. Anyway, B-Rob, over the years, I've definitely listened to you become more of a man
and definitely a heck of a lot better of a person on the radio. Because when you first started and they tried to get you to talk, it was like someone's teeth at a dentist's office. But now you just can't shut up. Ham this, ham that, sky this, the ball, the ball. I mean, you're all over it. I love it. V-Rob, you are my favorite. There's nobody there that can compete with how much you talk and the stuff you just learn out of nowhere. I definitely think you deserve a raise. All right.
I mean, I'd say you're the fuck, as Eddie would say. So, B-Rob, keep it going. You're the man. Sorry about your hair, but it's better than that's your headlock, bro. He won't be out. How about that? He won't be out. That's right. He should be your agent. I agree with all that. Seriously. Except for that rave part. I like all that stuff. You know what I mean? That's good stuff, huh? Yeah, dude. I want to hire that guy just to give me that speech every morning when I come in. That's right.
Buy it up. That's right. We'll put it on a CD for you and make it your ringtone. There we go. Oh, yeah. And then finally, there is the artist formerly known as Sir Roosevelt Zethian Oates III, Jr., Esquire, MD, DDS, President, and CEO. What? We're not too late. Okay. Okay. That's right. Wait a minute. Can we add the thing to it? I forgot what I was supposed to play. Where's my Jubilee, bro? Yeah. That's so stupid. Oh, okay. And a Cherry's Jubilee, and that's it.
All right. Cherry's Jubilee, and that's it. Thank you. There it is. That was it. Thank you. It's like pulling teeth with that guy. Okay. Oh, this is fantastic. I just got an instant message from P1 Quimby. Oh, Quimby. Oh, Quimby. Who is an employee here now. Oh. That's right, baby. That's right. She runs the board. She's really good at it. All right. She gets it. And she says, guess who has a shift Thursday night? and is armed with alcohol and Q-tips. Yay! Oh, really? She's good. There's no drinking on the job, lady, all right? She's a good person.
A little nip, Rob. Yeah. Getting drunk and cleaning your ears all night. Yeah, she comes in here with bourbon and clean ears. I love it. Our text messages that we're getting say, Good morning, Mikey Show. Love hearing your voices every morning. And, of course, the beloved Neil Diamond. He is, quote, the all-American lunch. Oh, that's P1. You're an idiot, Rob. I know what you're doing. All-American lunch. That's going to scare me. All-American lunch.
All afternoon in the all morning. All afternoon and all morning long, Rob was calling Eddie the all-American lunch simply because Eddie had a sandwich, a Coca-Cola classic, and what, Eddie, some chips? Chips. Back a Doritos. Hold on. And a Rice Krispie treat. He had the red, white, and the blue. Read about it on my blog. There it is. Oh, wow. Come on. It's an American blog. Come on. Oh, then the guy's showing off by whipping out a Gatorade. I'm like, I get it, dude. You're American, okay? You drink a lot of Gatorade.
This text says, Mikey, just for your knowledge, I love wondering when Sean is going to hit it. Keep it up, Sean. No, don't. You know what? I'll continue to persevere. No, you will not. How dare you? Mikey, can we continue the holiday spirit with cats flushing toilets? That's P1 friction. What is going on? Wow. Sean, you are not allowed to text here. I didn't say that. I didn't do anything.
Dumbest thing I've ever seen. He's a cat. Flushing the toilet. He's a cat. Flushing the toilet. He's a cat. Flushing the toilet. He's a cat. Flushing the toilet. So good. That'll be in my head all day. It is so good, Mike. That will not come out of my head because he did that. Insolent little man. I'm going to go home. Yeah. I'm ready. I'm telling you this. We don't have to take this. Don't be that way. This text message says, Mikey, I'm being sent to Hemet today.
Yes. Go to the Del Taco right there on the main drag, dude. It's great. Are you kidding? One of the best. You're being serious. I'm dead serious. You know it. Oh, yeah. Been there many times. Hemet. Once. I'm being sent to Hemet today to work at 7 a.m. Do you know if I can still hear you up there? Otherwise, I'll have to get some podcasts that's P1 English Guy. Eddie, do you know? You'll get us pretty close. Once you get a little higher up, you're not going to get us very well. But once you go to that Del Taco, get yourself a nice combo burrito there. It'll be a great day, too.
Eddie knows his Hemet. What do you want? Hey, man. You know what I'm saying? Drove through there one time. P1 Scooby is on the line. What's up, Scoob? Hey, man. What's going on? What's up, dude? Hey, I wanted to know if you could let Sky go. I need some help with work around the house, you know, electrical stuff. Oh, I see. Obviously, I'm a professional here. Funny, Scoob. It's real funny. Sky won the Handy Person Challenge yesterday. Yes. If you want to call it a win. Handy Cap? Yes.
If you want to call it a win There was a lot of controversy Well there was three events She won one of them But that event had three points attached to it The other ones had one point And so she won it It was the only one that took a lot of skill Oh I see So yes Sky won Y'all doesn't even know how to use a drill That's true Oh you're the greatest There it is. Rob's got P1 Scooby and P1, I forget his name already.
Brew. Brew. Brew. P1 Brew. I love Rob Day. Oh, Rob Day. I'm not with that. It's about time. He's so great. Whoa. So, Eddie, can you tell us why you can't make fun of Sky anymore? Yeah, what's happened? I don't really want to. Oh, I would love to hear it. What is it? I would love to hear it. Well, Skye will occasionally have ridiculous dinners. Why by that I mean oatmeal. Cookies. Cookies. Well, yeah, he was mad at me yesterday when I was talking about my malto meal dinner. Yeah, malto meal.
Oh, so good. For dinner. I'd love to have more on one of those nights. Skye eats like an eight-year-old when the eight-year-old's parents have left. Yeah, yeah. She's unsupervised. Yeah. Yes. She eats like an unsupervised child. Yeah. No. She's mixing Pop Rocks and Coke. Yes. I just have a big lunch and a light dinner. Cookies aren't dinner. It's a light dinner if you eat two cookies for dinner. A light dinner would also be a chicken breast, you know. Fruit loops is not dinner.
Thank you. Who says? So yesterday, the wife and I got Mexican food. And if anybody reads my blogs, I've had a lot of struggles in my new area finding a good taco shop. There are none. Can't do it. I hate them all. And last night, we tried a new place. I took two bites out of my food and almost barfed. Oh, no. What'd you get? What'd you order? I got two carnitas tacos, which seems pretty easy and normal, right? Right, right.
How do you mess that up? Very badly. What did they do? First of all, it was just meat, which is kind of weird, but whatever. They poured this liquidy guacamole over it. No way. And like the meat had no flavor whatsoever. The like taco shells were soft tacos, which, you know, I don't really care for. I was expecting, you know, the hard shells. It was just a mess. It was a mess of a dinner. I hated it. And so I didn't know what I was going to do. I was like, well, what am I going to eat?
And I'm still hungry. So I made some Eggo waffles. Really? Yes, Eggo by Eggo. Really? Oh, my goodness. Eddie is being applauded in the studio. It was a very all-American choice. All-American dinner. But I felt ridiculous, and all I could think of is, oh, I feel like Skye right now. Oh, it's so good. And I feel foolish, and I'm an adult. I should be able to eat maybe a nice steak or a baked potato or something like that. It tastes good. Pong chops taste good. I know.
Eagle waffles, dinner. We got some irony up in here. It really is, isn't it? It's true. It really is. And they were delicious, weren't they? Well, they were. Diego's are one of my favorite treats, but... You have bacon with them? No. Any peanut butter and banana on top? Yeah, banana. I have a ton of it. Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, Aunt Jemima's here. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Do you really even know him? I'm sorry. I spoke without thinking. Why is she wishing death upon him? Well, it's one of my favorites. It's one of my favorites. Unbelievable. 570-570-1053 is our phone number.
Hey, real quick, because I forgot to let you know about this. Yes. Last night, I was doing some shopping or whatever, and I stopped at this taco shop that I'd never been to, and I was kind of nervous about going there, because you never really know. You know, they essentially got all the same things on the menu, but you don't know what the call is. You don't know what's up. Look at that. What happened? That's so true. Dude, I found this place that makes Hawaiian-style quesadillas and Hawaiian-style tortas. What are we talking here? Like, they do whatever kind of cheese, the Mexican mix of cheese, pineapple, ham, and they add jalapeno. Dude, I got the quesadilla.
That upset me. No, get ready for ham. I was telling you, that's upsetting to me. That sounds delish. I got the quesadilla. It was amazing. Yeah, I'm in on that. Dude, ham is just beginning. Give the name out, because I know people will like that. I couldn't even tell you. I know, there's a place in PV called P.H.E.H.S. I think it's Taco Motion. It's right next to 7-Eleven. Oh, yeah, Taco Motion. That's where I ventured Tuesday night. You did? Mm-hmm. Did you like it? Please, it's delicious. Sweet. Dude, I thought of you the whole time. You love the Hawaiian pizza, though. But let me explain.
I like Mexican food, very traditional. I don't like fusion. I don't like Tex-Mex. I don't like... I don't... Hawaiian-Mexican fusion? No. No. It's perfect. No. I'll try it. Yes. I'll try it. You have to. I thought of you the whole time. I was freaking out. I'll try it. Oh, really? What are you guys looking at? It's snowing on the strip. Snow on the strip. It's snowing on the strip? I heard they closed their airport. It's global warming. That's crazy. That's cool.
What a trip. Dude. That is unbelievable. So, hey, how about the flood conditions yesterday? Oh, my God. I mean, talk about. And you know what I thought about today? I was like, man, I hope we don't hear about these reservoirs because we got to be filling those suckers, right? Well. We got to be doing some damage. I can't remember the last time it's rained this hard two days straight to know it. Yeah, it was a disaster in our backyard. Disaster. It was a disaster. What do you mean? Well, so you know how the Boo has done his own landscaping. Can you just call him your husband? Do you have to call him the Boo?
Well, that's his name. Duh. Well, he has this dream custom shed in mind that we can't afford. So on one side of our house, which is pretty big, you know, from like the fence of the house, It's a decent size. It's like 15 feet or something. We haven't done anything there. We've just left it open so the Dream Custom Shed can eventually be built. Well, it turned into a lake, and it filled up to the point where it started to flood the front yard. It started to go. And so we were out there in the rain yesterday and had to, like, dig a trench going from the backyard into the front yard because we have a drain in the front yard. When you have a house, I thought, and I don't know anything, so this is going to sound completely ignorant, but I thought that they have to sell it to you on, you know, graded, so that, you know what I mean?
Yeah, it has to be graded, but, you know, once you start changing it, you know, like we've made changes to, you know, the majority of the yard, which has changed the elevation. And since we haven't yet done anything to one side of the yard, it's lower than the other side of the yard that has the concrete and the, you know, crushed granite and everything. And so it literally turned into a lake. And we were out there yesterday in our, you know. That must have been a site. Oh, yeah. It was a site. We're out there with a shovel.
We're trying to dig this little. Oh, we get it. You're a handyman. Dig this little car. You're better than that. Yeah. Did you fix it? Oh, well, fix it. You just used finger quotes. It looks like a disaster, and, you know, I would step in spots and go in the mud up to my ankle. It was really bad. Oh, man. So is there still water out there? Oh, yeah. It's still like a lake. Like, you can take a kayak out on it right now. Oh, God. Rub. Rub. Okay. Is this rain supposed to end anytime soon?
Yeah, we should. Or should we start putting giraffes in a boat? And how's your moat doing? Yes. At least that's good. good news for the moat the gators are loving it yes they are and the inner moat is doing well as well the outer moat yes outer moat we're still waiting but inner moat doing well we will have sprinkles probably until the afternoon today but just sprinkles I'm holding you to that weather is not science bro okay
if it as much Think about it. If it rains, we're suing you. Okay, so sprinkles early in the day today. And then we should be good for a couple days, but more rain moving in on Monday and Tuesday. What? Great. Great. Great. Great show today. We got so much stuff on the show today. We got our blogs up, too. You want to see our blogs? Go to MikeyShow.com. Read our blogs. Our whole show is being podcast now, so you can get every second of the Mikey show.
We're podcasting the whole thing. Call us, 570-1053. Text us, 35253. And what do we got? Oh, our best of CD for sale, Sweetberry Wine, $10. All the money going to Rady's Children's Hospital. These are the things I just need to tell you right now. And on the show today, we are doing a Christmas tone-deaf karaoke. Oh, no. And it's for Robin Williams tickets. Holy cow. How about that? Awesome. Not bad, right? We're also going to be doing something called Tough Love with Eddie.
What a holiday gift. Yes, guy. And we got an email from this guy that is really good because it asked a question that I think we're all kind of... of wondering we've all maybe wondered at one time and it has to do with giving presence what's appropriate what's inappropriate we'll ask you lewis black in the stand-up spotlight the mikey show stand-up spotlight on rock 105.3 you christians on christmas santa comes and he brings a ton of stuff
It's unbelievable. It's extraordinary. I go next door to see my best Christian pals. I'll never forget it. And the whole house is filled with boxes. It's like a warehouse. And out back, there's six ponies. Six! We were going to buy Princess One, but we loved all of them. Ha ha! Merry Christmas! People believe that Hanukkah is celebrated for eight days. And that's a liar, liar, pants on fire situation.
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just a roadway, I should say. It's more like a roadway there. Coming out of Ramona, it's just before Slaughterhouse Canyon Road. It's on a blind curve, an overturned crash here. A couple of cars came around that blind curve and added to that traffic accident there. Not a good situation. Debris all over the freeway. Ambulance crews are on the scene. That's going to cause a backup right now as you come out of Ramona down into that area. Once again, it's South 67 just before Slaughterhouse Canyon Road. Try to avoid it if you possibly can. South 15, you've got to slow down developing out of Escondido, but not too bad overall. A little tight from the 78 down to Felicita. Your coaster ride on South 5 is also picking up a few brake lights out of Solana Beach down toward the racetrack.
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I'm kind of crazy. The Mikey Show's on. Come on, shake and bake. Rock 105.3. Welcome back. It is 6.42. Madonna and Guy Ritchie have released a joint statement saying that the details of their divorce settlement released by her publicist are inaccurate. Quarterback legend Slingin' Sammy Baugh dies at the age of 94. Oh, wow. That's a long life.
Yeah. Let's see. Mikey, I feel you guys don't read my texts ever over the air. Do you get my texts? That's P1 style. I just got this handed to me about five minutes ago, So I told Boston Rob, go on the text on the computer where we get them and check and see if we're getting texts from P1 Style. Rob, what do you got? Nothing. Nothing. And I'm back to the 15th now. You're going back to?
I've gone back to the 15th. December 15th. Yeah. You haven't got any. Maybe he just didn't have some texts in, you know, and he just sent that. But maybe he sent some last week and we didn't read it. I don't know. Hey, Style, we're not getting your text, bro. Got that one. Just that one. Let's see. B-Rob, will you please come to my birthday party? That's P1 Jersey. You got it. I'm there. Mikey, when is the B-Rob show coming back? That's P1 Red Sox. It's coming back when I go to the restroom and have not returned by the time we come back onto the air.
This text message says OMG dot dot dot. I found Sean's favorite website. SanDiegoZoo.com slash Pandacam. They even have night vision, especially for him. Smiley face, that's P1 Brianne. Awesome. And I think you can actually go to that, and you can look at the pandas in the cage at the San Diego Zoo. Yeah, it's like live web streaming. It's like porn, for sure. It's not, actually. Let's see. This one says, oh, this is cool. This is from our friend Harold. And he says, so last night, and this is a,
He wrote this just as a personal email, and I wrote him back. I said, that's pretty funny. Can I read that on the air? He says, yeah. He says, so last night, we let the kids open some presents, mostly because we're going to be taking a trip tomorrow. minnesota and we're driving and uh the gift was an mp3 player i wanted to give them something to listen to on the road it's understandable he says as the kids opened their gifts reese freaked out now reese is his son that is seven years old okay this is the kids open their gifts reese freaked out ran across the living room plowing over torn gift wrapper paper on the floor to give me a hug
He says, he's squeezing me so hard and so tight. I was looking down at him in surprise, and he's crying. Oh, wow. He says, and I ask him if he's okay, and he says, yeah, Dad, I'm okay. It's a happy cry. He says, I'm the happiest dad right now on the planet. I'm buying him a house. That's awesome. That is just awesome. I love when kids freak out about breakfast. It's so funny. Right? It's cool. And it's just, it's so funny because, you know, the kids are so different that another kid would be like, yeah, cool.
Yeah, great. Oh, yeah. And, you know, Reese was like freaking out over it. That's kind of cool. Let's see. We have a lot of cool stuff. A little bit later on, we're going to be doing the five dirtiest foods. What do you mean? Sky, what is that going to be about? Just, we won't do it yet, but I just wanted to give Shauna a heads up. Well, just a list of the, you know, five foods. you could find in the supermarket that have the highest likelihood for things like salmonella. The dirtiest foods.
The dirtiest foods. They're very common foods. We all eat them. What time are we going to do that? I don't know. We'll surprise you. We'll surprise you. Christmas treat. In about 10 minutes we're going to be doing Tone Deaf Christmas. Oh, is it a good batch this year? Goodbye, Shady. It'll be Ashley singing Christmas songs and you just have to tell us what it is that she's singing.
Oh, boy. And figuring out what she's singing is... That sounds so funny. Figuring out what she's singing is so easy. One version. Subscribe version. I'm a boy now. That's a Slovakian dude. Is this from Valkyrie? That's what the Americans would play on the helicopters as they would invade villages in Vietnam.
And now, Skye singing about her lactose intolerancy. Yes! Oh, yes! That's gorgeous, I love that. That's right. Very pretty. It's so beautiful. Here we go now. It is. Oh, side of rice, you're gentle on my tummy. Yes. When I eat you, there's no need to light a mask. Cheese is my foe.
It makes me very gassy, my friend. Oh, you mild little gray. You treat me right. You keep my rear from blasting. You take into breeze. You keep my farts at bay. Yes.
I fear a squeak. A tram in my mom's shore Oh, dine Oh, dine Oh, dine With farts no more So pretty.
Here we go. Here's the bill. Oh, dine. I have bad gas when I eat dairy. Oh, that's great. Thank you, and Merry Holidays. Happy Hanukkah. And a special one out to the pool.
How many times? Of course. All right. That's enough. Okay. I love you, bunny. A little cute little bunny with you. All right. You look so cute. I love you so much. I just made this a love letter to you. All right. I love your hair. You look like the guy from Entourage. Yes. It's Adrian Guerrero. I like that, guys. Thank you. There she is. That's just gorgeous. Unbelievable.
See you, Scott. Oh, yes. Scott, you don't have to clap. Hear, hear. A toast. That was beautiful. I love this. Scott, stop clapping. Oh, Scott. Let's see. Eddie, if you live in East County, you need to try Santana's Mexican food off Fletcher Parkway. It's across from Food for Less and El Pollo Loco. That's P1 Tarex. Have you tried that one, Eddie? Wait. On Fletcher Parkway. Fletcher?
Where is Food for Less? Across from Food for Less and El Pollo Loco. Isn't Food for Less in that shopping center by the movie theater? No? Is it right by the BevMo? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's by Trolley 8. It's in the area of Trolley 8. And then... Food for Less? And the Best Buy. There's a Costco right there. There's a Food for Less, too. Where? All the way down. It's right around the corner. Past the trolley. If you go all the way down college, like down hitting like almost, what is it, university, that's where Food for Less is.
I'm sure there's other ones. A. Mikey. You're welcome. Ashley just sent you to O-Time, Mason. I know. I'm trying to stay close to my house. That's the point. Hey, Mikey, it's P1Mac. First time I ever heard Ecstasy of Gold. I was hooked. I still get shivers when I hear it. So epic. My girlfriend thinks I'm weird. Yeah, Ecstasy of Gold is a song that we play when we start the show, and it's instrumental, and it's thousands of years old, practically. Right.
It's the theme music to the good, the bad, and the ugly. Awesome! Mikey, at 628, Sky said, quote, I spoke without thinking. Oh, that is true. Can you guys save that clip? I should. Please. That's P1G2. It's all of you. Yes! Mikey, Sean has the best job ever. I want to be that guy when I grow up. It's P1 Cosmopolitan. Sound effects man is what he wants to be. Ignoring the law. That's right. Completely disregarding the law. What?
Yeah, no respect for authority. Absolutely. Absolutely true. Guy doesn't play his sound effects when he's supposed to. I would love to be able to not do my job. Sounds like fun. Really great. And then laugh about it. 570-1053 is our phone number. When we come back, I'm going to tell you about why Obama's choice for who's going to give the invocation at the presidential inauguration
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Coming to town. 570-1053. Dear people of the world, the Mikey Show is on. But at what cost? At what cost? This is The Rock. I know a bunch of people that are traveling this year. We just heard from P1 Herald. He's going to Minnesota. A lot of people are traveling and not being able to spend time with their loved ones. And if that's the case, got a great deal for you. Proflowers.com has a great offer. It's a Christmas offer just for P1s, but it's a short time. It's only good until tomorrow, so you got to hook this up.
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The Mikey Show. With a Mikey moment. Hello? Hi, guys. It's Barbara. Oh, hi. Hi, Barbara. I kind of figured you would be calling. How are you guys doing? I'm pretty good. How about you? I'm doing good. I actually, I was just listening to my radio here. I am so freaked out to be hearing that Barack is biracial, though. I didn't know that. You didn't know that? You're a big supporter. Well, I'm not sure that I would have supported him, Eddie, being that I'm a Nubian princess. That's ridiculous.
Hey, can a sister get a what-what? You guys actually gave her a what-what. Thanks, girls. That is weird. Back to the Mikey Show on The Rock. Rock 105.3. Oh, the weather outside is frightful, but the fire is so delightful. Listen to that velvety voice.
What a scotch. Yes, Skye, who is that? What? Who is that? What? Come on, you know who this is. Take a guess, take a guess. You're close. It's in that same genre. Come on. One more. And one more guess. When we finally kiss goodnight. Gary Busey. Okay. Definitely same genre. You're right. Dino. It is actually Gary Busey. Come on.
It's Dino, man. It's Dino. It's D-Martin. And the fire is snowing. I'm a big fan. I do too, man. So good. So good. This guy just gave that look like, I've never heard this guy in my life. Oh, what? That hurts so much. I know it. No. It's 702. The Scripps Ranch teenager accused of killing her adoptive mother with a hammer was ordered yesterday to stand trial on murder charges. He's back again. Who? Pac-Man Jones returns to practice after it was thought he would miss the entire season with a neck injury. He's back?
Yeah, he's practicing. He's going to play on Sunday. Are you serious? You can't get rid of this guy. That is so weird. Again! Okay, so before we went to break, I told you that Obama... Obama. Obama. That old B.O. has decided who's going to be given the invocation at the presidential inauguration and liberals and gay rights groups are upset. Is it Clay Aiken? It is not Clay Aiken. They would be happy.
Oh, you're right. They're jumping for joy. You're right. Sky, who is it? It's evangelical pastor Rick Warren. Rick Warren, the guy that wrote The Purpose Driven Life. Yeah. Uh, he's the same guy that hosted the, uh, big forum that was on TV. The big, well, I was calling it the faith forum, but it was the, I can't remember what it was called. The something forum, uh, was when they were talking, they were asking McCain and Obama about their faith. And, uh, it was at Saddleback church here in California. And Rick Warren is the pastor at that church.
He's written a book called the purpose driven life. And, uh, he was the guy that was doing the interviewing and it was at his church. Why is it bad? Well, because, you know, socially he's very conservative, he opposes gay marriage, he opposes abortion, and they don't, you know, think that that's a good representation of what Obama stands for, and they should have someone up there who, you know, is in the same kind of moral lines as Obama is. But, you know, Rick Warren also does a lot of good things. You know, global poverty is an issue for him. Human rights abuses, AIDS.
These are things he's very active in as well. But, yeah, a lot of the liberal groups and gay rights groups are very upset about this. For a group of people that advocate tolerance, that's not very tolerant. Would you eat your dog? Would you eat your cat? It's like the people that, you know, protest against, like, you know, for peace. - Yeah. giant fights. I don't know about that. Makes total sense. For real. I don't think I would make that comparison, but they voted for Obama because Obama supports abortion and supports civil unions.
Can we just redo the whole thing and vote McCain in? No, definitely not. Thank you, Mikey. You're down for that. I don't think so. Let's see. Would you like to do a little bit of this? Come on now. Tone-deaf Tone-deaf karaoke This sounds like Ashley's choking Earplugs Please can you loan me 570-1053 She was on American Idol 10 seconds and she was gone
Yeah Tone-deaf karaoke Is on Oh Well, this is how this sucker works Break it off Well, we're doing a special Christmas edition today Awesome And the idea is that you call us at 570-1053 and you listen to Ashley singing. And all you have to do is tell us, who was it? What was she singing? Simple enough. Yeah, yeah. All you have to do is tell us what song it is. It's very easy.
Well. I mean, this time, I wouldn't even say that you necessarily, you don't even have to tell us like the artist because a million artists sing that song. Just tell us what the song is. It's really easy. I doubt that. So easy. P1 Vanessa. Yes, good morning, Mikey and the gang. Good morning. How are you? What are you doing right now? I am waiting outside my office at work. Of course, waiting to get the line picked up. So I'm here at work, just waiting. Very cool.
You ready to do a little tone deaf? Yes, definitely. Definitely get my morning started. And you are a P1, right, Vanessa? Yes. tell everybody what a p1 is a p1 is a dedicated listener yeah always keeps it locked on the channel whenever and totally just straight up dedicated love it and uh when you call in you turn down your radio get to the point and don't cuss and uh that's a p1 and you are definitely a p1 in fact uh every once in a while i do this i don't do it very often but you are going to get a prize no matter what whoa because you knew what a p1 is you were able to Describe it when asked.
And so no matter what, you're going to see Robin Williams. Wow. Thank you so much. But let's give this a shot. Let's give this a shot just for funsies. I want you to tell me what Ashley is singing here. Next year, I could be oh so good. If you check off my Christmas list by DVD, listen to me. I want a yacht and really that's not a lot. I've been an angel all year. Oh. You absolutely have. That was gross.
That was all good. Sexy show. Under so bad. Under so bad. Sexy. Oh, so good. Right? Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Vanessa, do you know what that was? No. Dance a baby? Oh, my God. Yeah. How did you do it? I hate that one. Sexy good. That's. I'll check off my Christmas. Oh, wow. That is. Wait, is that still Ashley's? I think I give Madonna's version a run for her money. I don't disagree.
Thank you, Eddie. But that's not saying much. Eddie does not disagree. Thank you. Hey, Vanessa, you just won. Hang on a second. Wow. P1 Chelsea. Hope they get easier. Hi. Chelsea, I hate to break it to you. It doesn't get easier. It doesn't get easier. Chelsea, what are you doing right now? I'm at work. You're at work already? Yeah. Yeah, you getting any time off for the holidays? No, but they fall on my days off, so.
All right. All right, well, here we go. I am going to play a little clip of a song, and all you have to do when it's over is just tell me exactly what song it is. You don't have to give me an artist. You just have to give me a title, okay? Okay. All right, here we go. She didn't see me creep down the stairs to have a pee. She got a horse locked up in my bedroom fast asleep. Oh.
I've never heard that in my life. Oh, Chelsea. Wow. What song was that? Yeah. Can you play it again? Yeah, sure. She can't see me peep down the stairs to have a peep. She don't in my bedroom fast asleep. What was that, Chelsea? I hope that helped. Was it a song sung by
Alvin and the Chipmones? No, it wasn't. I think it was. Oh, bummer. I am very sorry, Chelsea, but it was the Jackson 5 song. Get out of here. I saw Mommy Kissing Santa. Yes, it was. I think I give Michael Jackson a run for his money in this one. It's a tough call, but I don't know. Maybe in skin pigment. Wow.
A little different tonality. It's such a bad song about adultery. Man, I can't see. It's not easy. I'll explain to him later. I can't believe she would cheat like that. No, no, no. Right? It's not what you think. It's so terrible. It's not what you think. No, it's a friendly kiss. No wonder he grew up all messed up. Thank you, Chelsea. Up next, P1 Mike. Mike, how are you? I'm great. How are you? Good, man. What are you up to? I'm sitting in my car waiting to go to work.
All right. Well, hopefully we will send you in there with the full knowledge that you are going to go be seeing Robin Williams. However, there's a pretty big challenge ahead of you. Yes. You must listen to a clip of Ashley singing and tell me what it is she's singing. Are you ready? I'm ready. Here we go. Oh, boy. You and Mike.
That was Austin. It was the little drummer boy. That is correct. That is correct. Oh, that's Neil Diamond version. Oh, so good. There it is. Come on. You know what that reminds me of, Eddie? No, no, no. Don't start again. No. Reminds me of a time I... We had enough of you yesterday. What's up, Neil?
Reminds me of a time I came downstairs one time as a child and that was my father with a brand new with a brand new drum set just drumming away wow that's pretty cool that's right congratulations Mike you are a winner P1 Ender are you there not too much dude how are you doing good sorry I've been a bad P1 haven't called in a while oh brother well don't worry we missed you and you'll make up for it right here what are you doing right now where are you at
I'm at work right now in Kearney Mesa. Kearney Mesa. All right, dude. Well, let's do this. Listen to the whole clip and tell me what Ashley's singing. You ready? Sounds good. Words. That's words. She's singing. Right now, she's singing. I dare you. That is your problem, man. That was not human. That jerk, dude.
That's wrong. P1 Ender. You know, people are trying to win. Yeah, you know what I mean. It's Christmas. You got to do that. Yeah. What song was that, Ender? Can we do it one more time? Yeah, absolutely. Come on. You don't get all right when you want to quit. Yeah. Well said. I'm not saying anything. Great impression.
She was doing an impression. Yes. Nuance. Give it away if I say it. It's not funny! P1 Ender? Kirk Douglas? Eddie. Eddie. Too soon. What? Eddie. P1 Ender. Just give me this song. If you can get the song, man, that's all you need. Oh, I only could hear it was like, oh, holy night, if I could put anything together. No, that was actually a... That was Elvis. And a blue Christmas.
That's right. Well, duh. That's right, duh. Oh, my God. Oh, duh. I programmed. I have insulted you. I saw you. I know Sky heard it. Are you kidding me? I got it. I know. Dude, wow. Have a blue, blue, blue, blue Christmas. I was like, Elvis on the toilet. Oh, hey! Hehehehe. Oh, that was fun, huh? Listen, listen. Happy holidays, everyone. That's right. Hey, listen, we want to spread some Christmas cheer, okay? Right. And so that's why when we come back, we're going to do a little tough love with Eddie.
That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. It's going to lift your spirits after what you just heard. That's right. Also, when we come back, you are going to trip out when I tell you this. Scarlett Johansson is auctioning off something that is very, very... I mean, she's practically auctioning off herself. But when I tell you what it is, I'm actually...
It's going to make you ask yourself, is that even legal? Maybe in Vegas. We will tell you what it is. Love it. After this. Presents and cards are here, and my world is filled with cheer and you. This Christmas, The Mikey Show. I just want to let you guys know how much I really appreciate your show. I try to catch every minute.
You guys are the best. Thank you, ma'am. We appreciate it. Thank you very much. Rock 105.3. Let me tell you something, BMW Encinitas right now, because it is Christmas time, I guess they have the Christmas cheer, because they're doing something pretty special for you. When people go into BMW, BMW Encinitas, BMW Encinitas is the only place here in San Diego, the only BMW place in San Diego where if you go in and you get a loaner car, it's a BMW. To the point where they've got a lot of them. And we're talking about 2008 BMWs, new ones, nice ones.
And I'm talking about the 2008 3 Series BMWs that they're giving out in that loaner fleet. Well, what they're doing is they're taking those cars from that loaner fleet and they're making them available for lease to you for $2.99 a month. $2.99 a month. Just ask yourself right now, how much is your car payment and what is it that you're driving? How much is the lease you're in now or how much is the payment for the car that you're driving right now? And would you like to be driving a 2008 3 Series BMW for $2.99 only at BMW Encinitas? You've got to go down there and check out what they're doing.
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See store for details. Rock 105.3 Traffic. Brought to you by Sleep Train Mattress Center. You know, overall, it's not a bad ride, really. We have that one bad situation on the southbound 67 before Slaughterhouse Canyon Road. An overturned crash. Another crash is involved in that same area. As it came around a blind curve, has lanes blocked, and traffic is backing up around that, coming down the hill out of Ramona. A traffic guard has been issued advising you to avoid that, so be careful if you're heading that direction. Other than that, you've got just that usual backup out of Escondido South 15, a little tight from Auto Parkway down to Villa Rancho. before you back up to speed.
No worries at all out of the East County, the South 5 out of the North County down the shoreline, looking fantastic as well. You will find a few breaklights, as usual, out of the South Bay, though, on both the 5 and the 805 northbound as you come up out of Chula Vista up in the National City. I'm Rick Lawrence on Rock 105.3. This is the home of the Mikey Morning Show. Shut up. All of you, please, shut up. K-I-O-C. San Diego's Rock. 105.3. Now back to Mikey. My wife's name is Rebecca.
I'm married up. Thank you very much. Eddie. I know I'm particular. Sky. I'd be injected with herpes for $5 million. Sean. I once kicked a doctor in the face. Boston Rob. I'll support him for my whole life. I'll bleed for him. I don't care. I love my team. And Ashley. Not many things annoy me at all. The Mikey Show's on. Rock. Rock. 105.3. welcome back it's the mikey show it is 7 21 ashley simpson and pete wentz will be on an upcoming episode of the dog whisperer getting their dogs ready for their new baby the dodgers
re-signed shortstop Rafael Foucault to a three-year $30 million deal after almost signing with the Braves and the A's. Speaking of Ashley, all of the text messages that we got are about the Christmas tone-deaf karaoke. Oh, no. Mikey, did Ashley forget to sing in English? Oh, wow. I think that's clear. You guys are the best. That's P1 Josh. What? Let's see. This next one says, Mikey, Ashley is a vocal terrorist. And the first reason is because her singing is tortured.
The second reason is because the last song sounded like an audio jihad. That's a P1 Vanilla. Mikey, Ashley's rendition of Mommy Kissing Santa Claus sounded more like Come See the Duck by Saki. I take that as a compliment That is a compliment That's good Oh no Yeah Yeah Right Great recording. Better than this, actually.
They're a close second. Yeah. And they're little black and white suits. I have that range mic. It's like I can hit this, but then I can hit so much other stuff, too. Oh, yeah. Great. I like their school outfits. I also like how they do that thing when they, you know, what's that thing called when you're dancing and you're doing that jerky thing that has a name, and I forget what it's called. Seasonal? No, the moves. You know, I thought you guys mentioned it the other day. Crunking, crunking.
I like the crunking. It's really going to go. Oh, yeah. Well, that does sound a lot like, it does sound a lot like that Christmas version of Tone Deaf Karaoke. Our phone number is 570-1053. And before we went to break, I said that Scarlett Johansson was going to be auctioning something off. That I was, I'm not really even sure if it's legal. Let me play you exactly what I'm talking about. She was talking to Jay Leno about it.
Cut 23. I have a cold, but it's not just any cold. No, I have Sam Jackson's cold. Oh, now explain this. Yes, I do. I've been on a European press extravaganza. Wow. Yes, and Sam Jackson and I have been doing our interviews together because we're cohorts in the movie and in real life. And he, you know, one day I said, Sam, your eyes are a little watery. He's like, yeah, I'm feeling under the weather. But I said, well, you've been touching me and, you know, elbowing me. me all day now I got your germs your Sam Jackson and now I have this cold but I feel like it's I
almost don't want to lose it because I feel like it's like a celebrity cold yeah it's like a celebrity cold and I feel like it's valuable in some way because it's been passed from now how do you mean valuable I don't know I feel like I could sell it on ebay I do I feel like if I could If I coughed into a, you know, if I coughed into some kind of fabric or a sneeze or cough. Well, I'm telling you, though, it's not a pleasant cough. But I'm going to do it for charity. I am. So take a listen to what happens next.
Cut 24. Should I really give a blow, though? I don't feel like I should blow. How much do you want to help people in need? Yeah. That's what it comes down to. So you're saying the more snot I produce in this country. Exactly. No. Exactly. All right, this is Sam Jackson's cold, so bid high. Do you need an extra one? No, I'm fine with just this one. Thank you. This is for USA Harvest, which is a wonderful organization. Okay. All right, should I really just blow? Go ahead. And you got some lipstick and snot. There's definitely snot.
Seal it up. Hang on, let me see what we got here. I love that magical sound as well. Here we go, here we go. I wish it sounded like that every time. It's right in here. I'll tell you what. Now, I'll tell you what. You sign it. It will be on eBay tonight at about, what, 12, 31 o'clock. All right. Sign it right there. Now, how much do you think I'm going to get for this? More than $10. All right. Yeah. Well, the bidding has definitely passed $10. Really? Look at that. The bidding goes until Monday. And as of just a few minutes ago, it was at $2,025.
No way. Yeah, how gross is that? Now, here is my question. Here is my question. When it sells, right? Because somebody is buying it. When it sells and they ship it to the person, I wonder if the CDC is like, you know, you're sending something contagious in the mail. And if that's okay. Maybe it is. I don't know. But when I first heard about it, I thought, hmm. You know, if somebody else were to send something contagious in the mail, I know you'd get in trouble for it.
It sounds like they put them in it as like a Ziploc. They did. They did, but what they're actually sending, I mean, that's, you know what I mean? It's like a biohazard. But is dried up snot contagious? Like, I think if they kept it in some sort of humidified chamber where the germs could still live. Yeah, if they incubated it. Yeah, I don't think the germs can live that long on a tissue. Do you think that the CDC says it's illegal to send something contagious in the mail, you know, Unless, of course, it's in this particular state and da-da-da-da-da. If it's not contagious in that state, then yeah, then it doesn't fall under the rule.
You think that if you put snot in a bag, it's going to arrive there completely dry? Yeah. Yes. Really? It's going to be dry right now. Really? It's going to go until Monday. And I say it's still contagious. No. You say no? I'd eat that for $2,000. Okay. Oh, gross. That was so gross. That was so gross. True. he would but yeah i just as soon as i heard it i was like i mean hey great it's sam jackson's cold or you know scarlett johansson's cold but in my world it's a cold yeah no thank you and what happens is like let's say somebody buys it and they think it's really cool that it's scarlett
johansson sam jackson's cold and they're like i want to have scarlett johansson what's his name's cold and let's say they like you know are able to give them give themselves a cold they're now going to pass around a cold somewhere. You know what I mean? Yeah, I don't think anyone would buy it to try and get the cold. Dude, check this out. In the movie Trekkies, they're doing a press junket, right? The Star Trek people, they're doing a press junket, right? And one of the guys that plays a nerd on the show, Data, the guy that plays Data, he's doing a press junket.
He's doing a press junket. Okay, that was weird. He's doing a press junk and he's got a flu and he's drinking out of this water thing. Somebody buys it from him and drinks it. Because they want data's flu. Those are creepy people. So, I mean, listen. If I bought it, I'd want to buy it so I could incinerate it because I don't want anybody getting a cold. But I just wonder if it's legal, if they're allowed.
It's safety. All that stuff. What about this? Oh, man. Yes, Mike. Oh, yeah. Yes. Oh. Oh, yeah. All-American tough love. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm talking about. That's right. Oh. Really? Well, for those of you that are new listeners to The Mikey Show, the idea is that we have our boy, Eddie, dispense a little tough love. And what is tough love? Well, tough love means that he's telling you, he's giving you advice, but it's straight advice.
It's not necessarily catering. It's straight talking. Straight talking from the hip. It's keeping it real is what I was looking for. Keeping it real. This is a no BS zone. That's right. So all you do is go to MikeyShow.com. You'll find the area where you can submit your letter to Eddie, and then we read them here. And this letter says, Dear Eddie, my chick did a turkey run with the girls at work. What the heck is that?
It says, it's where you throw $10 in a Santa hat and then you dye it from the day after Thanksgiving until December 15th. And whoever loses the most weight wins the pot for extra Christmas shopping money. Wow. It says, I know, stupid. Well, my girl keeps a diet log in her bathroom, and I saw it. Smart. Dude, it says she gained a pound. How does she win a weight loss contest by gaining weight?
Oh, wow. Dude, tell me that this is in man bounds to ask her about. Please, Oracle. That's signed J in PB. Eddie? Dear Diary of a Mad Fat Woman. She's not fat. She put one pound on it. Oh, wow. This guy is insane. Oh, wow. I mean, do you actually listen to this show? First of all, you read her diet log. Which kind of makes you gay in the first place.
I'll get to that in a minute. First, let me paint this out for you. A, you read her personal stuff. B, you confirmed what we've all suspected. She's a fatty. And C, you're a creepy diet log peeper. If you worked here and I passed you in the hall, I would say all casually, oh, hey, what's up, diet log peeper? peep on any good diet logs today
and I really can't decide what's creepier your girlfriend lying to win something called a turkey run or you peeping at her log to make sure she's not lying what are you the Nevada State Athletic Commission tester for steroids get out of here you diet log peepers Go peep some logs, you pervert So weird Oh, that was well done
Our next letter reads Really good job Thanks, hope I helped A lot Dear Eddie, I graduated from high school last year And I'm living at home with my parents Trying to figure out what my next move will be I am a huge gamer In fact, that's all I really like to do I've totally converted the garage into a gamer's den I am a little frustrated because my mom promised to buy me this hardware for my Xbox that would allow me
and my friends to all connect together and play World of Warcraft at the same time I mean you don't have to laugh I apologize, I apologize I thought of something funny it says it can actually connect up to 10 game units, which is more than enough for me and my six buddies. Says we were all looking forward to it, but now with the economy, my mom tells me that she can't afford it. That's crap. Oh, wow. Why are you reading it that way? It says, uh,
dude, I know you're a gamer. I don't know if I would consider myself a gamer. I like to play video games. Oh, wait a minute. Did I? No. Dude, I know you're a gamer. Can you hook me up? I know You have connections. Thanks, dude. That is P1 Derek from Lemon Grove. Eddie? Dear, six geeks are playing. Yes. Yes. Dude.
I mean, it sounds to me like the last thing you need to be doing is hosting Dorka Palooza at your house. No. Guy, I mean, you don't need an Xbox connector. You need a set of weights. Yes. Maybe shoot some hoop, play some hacky something. Instead of trying to figure out World of Warcraft for the 5,000th time about visiting World of Women just one time. Good advice.
Instead of networking Xbox with your homies, You need to network with some honey, okay? I mean, if you don't start now, you're going to end up with nothing but your game console. I mean, you know, I support gay marriage, but not game marriage. Get out of the house. I mean, you need to figure out what's more important, becoming a second-level warlock or getting to second base with your future wife. I do have a question for you, though. How's the weather over there in Nerdville? It's over here in Chicktown.
It's perfect. Sunny with a chance of dating. That's dead on, Eddie. I think I helped on that one. Wow. It was really good. Our final letter reads. Dear Eddie, I'm really bummed this time of year. I hate the commercialization of Christmas. Here we go. It makes me sick. Although, when I got into work this morning, my friends at work got me a new radio to listen to, to the show on. I'd been listening on a junk radio.
It's gifts like this that make me realize Christmas isn't all that bad. What's your take on Christmas? That's P1 Julia from Oceanside. Eddie? Dear Bipolar Express. No! Wow So let me get this straight You hate Christmas Unless somebody gives you a present That's not what she said Pretty much I mean she started the letter out About how much Christmas is commercialized
And blah blah blah And she's probably the first person At the mall Next to sky Next to sky Now, I love how people complain and are never happy unless they get a cool gift. And then all of a sudden, things are joy all again. Yay! Now, I can appreciate the fact that you got a new radio to listen to the show, but your friends at work probably bought it for you so they don't have to listen to you gripe anymore. I mean, you sound like a barrel of laughs. Listen, sweetie, do me a favor.
Quit your bitching. Yeah. And go to the store and buy an overpriced, gonna fall apart in a month, made from a 13-year-old Taiwanese Santa that dances. Yes. Like the rest of us. And Merry Christmas to all. And to all a good night. Oh, that was gorgeous. Gorgeous. Booyah. Gorgeous. Booyah. Sky, there it is. Can you hear it coming up Del Mar Heights Boulevard? It's the sound of healing.
Merry Christmas, San Diego. We're hoping he'll slip into something more comfortable. Like a coma. It's Mikey. On a Rock 105.3. I've got to get to class. Text me, okay? Sure thing, Lisa. Charlie, you're like popular now. It's weird. Dude, you've got to get to AT&T and get a Samsung Propel. I got one. Changed my life. You're popular because of a slider phone? Not just a slider phone. An AT&T texting device. I slide it open and... Bada bing. I got a full keyboard to make texting faster and easier than ever, baby. Baby?
Texting is the language of popularity, my man. With my Propel, I'm not Charlie. I'm Chaz. And it comes in cool colors. The ladies say this one matches my eyes. The ladies? Yeah. I text with Jenny, Lisa, Heather, Lindsay. So, which lady is it? Um, it's my mother. Put yourself in the middle of the action with a Samsung Propel. A great new texting device now on sale. Buy one for $79.99 and get one free after mail-in rebate. AT&T, your world delivered. Pay $149.99 and $69.99 respectively.
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I was wearing them last night. I got these red ones. They're all fuzzy. I contemplated wearing them to work, Eddie, but I know you don't like when I do that, but they're that good. They're that comfy. We get it. Okay, I'm just saying. I'll wear them tomorrow for you. But anyways, the great thing about a pajamagram is it comes in a beautiful hat box she's going to love with a lavender sash, a little do not disturb sign, and a gift card. Over 100 styles to choose from. A pajamagram is the perfect Christmas gift. Best of all, she's going to think of you every time she puts them on. Overnight and Christmas delivery are guaranteed. It's a gift you're both going to love.
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It's pretty cool. They are extending their 20% off sale. And this extension is going to last up until Christmas. And it's on a lot of cool stuff that you really like. I'm talking about like their whole bean coffee, like the Christmas blend. And their CDs and their mugs and their tumblers and their brewing equipment and stuff like that. So it really is a good time to get in there and take advantage of it, especially if you're looking for a gift for a friend. It's a good time to be doing it. And also know that when you're in Starbucks, I don't know what your regular drink is, but consider the Espresso Truffle Ginger Snap Latte or Peppermint Mocha Twist.
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Robbins Brothers. One love, one ring. The Mikey Show continues. With Mikey. I like fish tanks. Eddie. They all can't be winners. Sky. I rarely pump my own gas. Sean. I do not wear sloughs. Boston Rob. Today, I'm not Boston Rob. I'm B-Rob the Majestical. Oh, I like it. Oh, okay. I want to change it to B-Rob the testicle. And Ashley. What do you think, I am an idiot over here? The Mikey Show's on.
Rock 105.3. Welcome back to Mikey Show. Yeah. It is 7-44. Barack Obama has been named Time Magazine's Person of the Year. All right. Marvin Harrison is going to miss tonight's game against Jacksonville with a hurt knee. Pay attention, fantasy footballers. That's right. That's good information, man. This text message says, Eddie, Bipolar Express.
Brilliant. Thank you for healing San Diego. That's P1 Rudolph. Hey, Mikey, I'm enjoying the show while eating a ham and cheese hot pocket. Keep it up. Love you guys. That's P1 Irene. That's Rob. Get ready for ham. Rob, you wrote that. I know you did. I can't bring ham into the studio. Someone will double it all. Ham is just the beginning. This text message says, all caps, O-M-G-L-M-A-O. You're just reading letters.
I don't understand you. You don't understand this cool text lingo? Not really. Six geeks a-playing? Hilarious. Thank you, Eddie. That's P1 truck driver. Eddie dispenses a little tough love on Thursdays for you out there in the community. I need it. And he shoots from the hip. He tells it like it is. You know what I mean? Well, yeah. There's no placation going on. This guy prefers it that way. That's true. It's your favorite part of the show. I prefer you to be nice. I am.
Why do you like it so much? We've been getting boxes at the house, and I've been reading the return addresses on them. There, I said it. Let's move on. That are addressed to you or your wife? They're addressed to my wife. Mike, those are your Christmas presents. I always read. I always read. You know what you're doing. Forgive me. Forgive me. I'm asking for your forgiveness. Don't ask me. Ask your wife. Honey. I don't open them.
I don't open them. They come to the store. They stay on there. You know where they're from, so you know what you're getting. Why don't you do that, Mike? Because I'm a bad person. That is terrible. Oh, well, I mean. Oh, my gosh. You're only hurting yourself. There's a war going on with my mom and dad right now over the same thing. What? What? Well, my dad is crazy. Like, he opens my mom's stuff. He opens her mail and things like that. Are you serious? Yeah, which is really. I mean, 39 years they've been married. You'd think they'd figure it out, but they don't. And my dad, I guess a package arrived at the house the other day,
and my dad, it was addressed solely to my mom. And my dad opened it, and lo and behold, it was his Christmas present. What was he thinking? I don't know. Are you kidding? Well, is he in charge of correspondence? I mean, I open all the mail in our house. First of all, no. Second of all, that's ridiculous. Okay, well, then it doesn't make sense, Eddie. If it's not addressed to you, why are you opening it? Because I'm in charge of correspondence. Okay, question, though. If it's a box, you don't open it. Okay, I admit, around Christmas time, if it's a box, you know, and I don't know anything about it, I'll leave it alone.
I mean, yeah, especially this time of year. Yeah. Yeah. Like, it's crazy. Yeah. So my mom is furious. It was a Blu-ray player. Oh, that's sweet, though. Yeah, well, my dad. What? Well, he's not the brightest guy in the world. Listen, he decided to tell my mom, oh, well, that wasn't the one I wanted anyway. Like, that would make it better. She just knocked the wind out of me. Oh, no. And so she's like, all right, you're getting nothing, buddy. You're done. Dude. It's a bad fight. Why did he open a box that was addressed to her? Why did he do that?
Again, my dad is a little off his rocker. My dad hates garbage in the house. No garbage in the garbage. No garbage in the garbage. And he has a rule, no garbage in the garbage. When I was a kid, I used to throw away, like, you know, Kleenex boxes or toothpaste, you know, boxes, things like that, in the garbage in the bathroom. And he would freak out and yell at me and tell me, don't throw garbage in the garbage. Well, where does the garbage go? Outside. Outside where? He doesn't like big things in the garbage. Do you open the back door and just toss it outside? No, no, no. You got to take it out to the, you know, the big garbages outside. Yeah, but dude, that was at the alley.
I know. I know. That's what I would have to do. So wait, you're saying if you had to throw away a Kleenex box, you must walk it outdoors. Yeah. And walk it all the way out to the alley. Right. Open the alley. Go out there. Open up the lid of the outside trash can. And then do you just throw it in there? Yeah. You just toss it in there? Yeah, you just toss it in there. Jeez, I would have quit brushing my teeth and blowing my nose. Exactly, dude. It was not cool. I would define him and just throw it in there. You would. You just take the puzzle. But so when he got the box and saw there was a pretty good-sized box, he didn't want the cardboard box in the house, so he opened it so that he could throw away the cardboard
box. Oh, foodie. Let me tell you, I know Eddie's mom and dad, and just to give you the general gist of his mom and dad, and Eddie, you correct me if this is wrong. Your dad, he gets in trouble with her. He gets in trouble with her. He's a goofball. He's a goofball, and he gets in trouble with her. He does things, and he knows that if he stops and thinks for 10 seconds, he'd realize, oh, well, Peggy's not going to like that. I can't do that. Yes. But he doesn't think. He just does stuff.
Now, what's great is Eddie's dad is, if you ever wonder where Eddie gets his humor, his dad is funny, man. And so, like, I'm trying to imagine how he told her. Get him on the phone. I would love to hear how he told her. Honey. Well, I think my guess is that she walked in and saw it and probably lit him up. But I don't know.
Is that how it went down? I don't know. I don't know. We can ask him. I know this. I know that your mom probably did not really have a sense of humor about it. I can guarantee that. That is a guarantee. My mom doesn't find any humor in that. My mom doesn't find my dad funny at all. No. At all. No humor in that. There's nothing funny about my dad. Which makes it even funnier. Which makes it way funnier. True. Makes it way funnier. They're like a comedy team. Yes. They're like the straight man. Dude. I would say that Peggy is the straight man in that particular comedy duo. And he is the clown.
Yeah. She's the Abbot to his Costello. That is correct. That is very correct. Oh, my God. Well, so, okay, question. And maybe you know, maybe you don't. I might not. Where is the said, what has become of said Blu-ray player? I think she sent it back. Oh, wow. He didn't want it. Yeah, he didn't want it anymore. I don't know how she sent it back. She didn't have a box to send it back in. It's on the garbage. That is so messed up. If it's the wrong one, it's the wrong one. Yeah, well, guess what?
He ain't getting the right one. That's Mike's next move. Mike's almost there. No way, Jose. You're reading. I'm not going to open her gift. But you're reading where it was sent from. And you know what's... You said that. No. You said that. Yes. What if it's from your, like, manly hygiene product website that you love so much? You'll know what's in there. It's wrong. You know, like a lot of moisturizer and stuff. It isn't, though.
It hasn't been that. You know what it has been, I think, is presence for others, you know? You are so full of it. What? Hey, and riddle me this, Batman. What am I supposed to do when the box says the name of the place on the box? What do you do then? You can't help it then, right? I get a break on that one. I get a free pass on that one, right? Well. Right? No. If it's addressed to Rebecca, you just immediately. How do my eyes divert a big box that says Amazon on it? How am I supposed to divert my eyes from that? Oh, you mean if it's actually printed like all over the side of the box? The box.
Thank you. The box. The box. On the box. This guy, try to calm down, please. What? We said the box. We didn't say. She's freaking out whenever you do anything like that. With that inflection. She's like, the mall, the mall, the mall. She just hears it and thinks it's the same. Take it down a notch, okay? You can always, you know, send them to work if you're really concerned about it. I bet they're not even mine. I bet she's sending mine somewhere else. Where is she sending yours? Maybe her mom's or something. I don't know. That's a good idea. In care of Jake?
That's right. Really? Really? Oh, my gosh. Come on. We're all kids inside. It's true. I think that's true. Yeah. I used to peek at what my presents were up until I was 14. Like, what do you mean? Peel back the tape. You would not. You got to do that. What? What do you mean you got to do that? Yeah, you unwrap it and then you rewrap it. Sky! What's up? Don't say that. When you're a kid, you do that. Yeah. Eddie, you did it. I swear to God.
He never did. I have never peeked at one of my presents. Eddie, Eddie's such a stickler. Eddie, what would you do if you had a kid and you caught them doing that? Oh, I wouldn't give him the present. I knew he was going to say that. That's like no trash in the trash rule. Yeah, man. If you're going to pee, it's a present. Hey, you're a poor kid. Nah, you got to learn your lesson, boy. Get out of here. You have no trash in the trash. I think it's wrong. I shouldn't have done it. Now when I think back on it, I go, oh, that wasn't cool. What was I doing? It's so funny.
Come on, it's part of the holiday fun. Skye, I wouldn't like it. Would you want your kid doing that? I would laugh. I would not laugh. Oh, I would think it was funny. I would have to remember, though, that I did it. How mad can I get, you know? That's why I would think it was funny. surveillance up you know electrify stuff so yeah for sure you know i mean i would put that blue stuff exploding ink they put at the banks if you steal like on clothes tags yes dude put that stuff on there motion detectors everything i peaked once when i was a kid what was it it was like this
action feed like this gi joe like set thing yeah and i remember opening it because they didn't know that I peaked and I opened it on Christmas Day and I remember thinking, this sucks. I wish I hadn't looked at that before I opened it. Yeah. Because I wasn't excited at all and I never tried after that. I was probably six or seven. Well, what was the worst for me? You know, okay, let me tell you. My memories are coming back to me. My memories are coming back to me. So good. This is what I remember of when I would do the, and it was, I would never unwrap the whole thing. I would only unwrap a small corner.
Well, yeah, just enough to figure out what it is. Yes, and I would only do this when I suspected that it was something I really wanted. And what was terrible about it is a lot of times it wasn't what I was hoping for. It was not what I was hoping for. So I would be disappointed in the end. I believe we have Eddie's dad on the line. Hello, Mr. Jim. Hey, how are you? Oh, wow. I'm good. How are you doing? Just fine. Merry Christmas. Same to you.
And we were just talking on the air about this little incident that happened at home. The one that I can't live down? Yes. Now, here was my question on this one, because I said, this is the part that thrilled and tickled me the most. The part that thrilled and tickled me the most was, how did you let Peggy know, or how did she find out that this had happened? Well, I opened the box without thinking. I don't know why I did, because it had her name on it, but I did anyway.
And I saw it there, and I go, oh, boy. That's the feeling you get when you know you're dead. I was gone by that point. Yes. Yes. Why didn't you just tape it back up? Yes. I guess I'm stupid. I agree. So, did you tell her or did she see it out? Well, I had it just sitting on the table and I go, I guess I made a mistake here. I guess.
Oh, that is fantastic. Oh, my God. Oh, to be a fly on that wall. I think he enjoys being in trouble. I think he'll embrace it. I'm pretty good at it. You are. Oh, that is great, man. And as she continued to give you a hard time about it? And everywhere we go, she reminds or tells everybody about it. Oh, I bet. Good story. Dad, do you know? I think she forgot about it. It's back in the day. Dad, do you know that she wrote me an email about it? Oh, wow. Yeah. She's letting everyone know. Oh, yeah. The world needs to know. She'll probably be taking that.
My husband's a jerk. That's right. Yeah, she's going to redo their Christmas letter just to add that. That's right. It'll be in the Gilroy Dispatch tomorrow afternoon. San Jose Mercury News, full-page ad. This just in. Yes. Ladies and gentlemen, we're getting breaking news right now. This is Tom Brocaw in New York. We're getting breaking news. It appears that Peggy Papani has, in fact, had one of her Christmas gifts spoiled by Mr. Papani. Oh, so bad. Anyway, I'm still sitting on the table here.
I look at it every day. Oh, a reminder. Yes. Do you get it? Are you going to still get it? Well, she keeps telling me to send it back, but I keep not doing that. No. Now, is it true that you told her... Actually, the day I got it, I was going to set it up, and I thought, well, that might be a bad thing. Is it true that you told her afterwards that that's not the Blu-ray player you wanted? No, it's not true. So that is a rumor. That's a rumor. That has not been verified as fact. He's laughing because it's true.
That's fantastic. Oh, man. That is fantastic. Well, I can't wait to see what becomes of this Blu-ray player. And if it needs a nice home, Mikey at KIOZ. Well, thank you for coming on, Mr. Jim. No problem. And going into the microscope. At least I'm still alive. That's right. You have your health. All right, we'll talk to you later. Okay, take care. We'll see you. That's funny, man. Goofball. Has anybody done that? Has anybody, like, accidentally opened your present? Accidentally opened your present?
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Bruce Springsteen isn't Jewish but my mother thinks he is Tell Darula Monica It's time to celebrate Hanukkah It's not pronounced Sharakah But she is silent in Hanukkah So raise your hooked on Monica You are listening to the Mikey show. I should probably get my dad back on the phone and tell him,
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Neil Diamond wrote Sweet Caroline about Caroline Kennedy. Is that true? Yeah. You don't think Caroline Kennedy would make a great prime minister in New York? Well, I do. Well, it's not. Well, it's not. It's not true. There it is. Why don't you listen to the words of the songs I originally wrote for... wouldn't it be the actual yeah it would have been Eddie except my fat manager see the guy over on his when I was three I opened my first gun store
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He's already swinging his irons, they're saying, but he says he's going to wait until that ligament heals completely before he can play again. I'm actually stronger in my legs than I think I've ever been. Me too. But still, you have to understand the healing process of the ligament. I mean, the ligament's only going to heal so fast. And you've got to be responsible for your actions, and I can't stretch that out. So as much as my legs had responded, they weren't the ones that were really cut. You know, the ligament has a certain amount of healing time, as I said. And that's something that you have to adhere to.
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Hey, Mikey, this is P1 Snaps from San Marcos. Hallmark is actually selling motion detector Christmas bags. Wow. I saw that commercial. That is awesome. what's a christmas bag like a gift bags oh people give presents that way i thought everybody wraps presents a lot of my stuff are in bags yeah to your but they're vons really i mean we do like when we give to us you know like when we're giving it to like our friends and stuff but i've never seen bags under the tree dude you put the stuff in the bag i know i know never seen a christmas gift bag i've seen christmas gift bags but that's what you use to give gifts
to, like, your friends and stuff. No. You mean you actually put gift bags under the tree? Yeah, I have some right now. Absolutely. Under your tree? Yeah, like for weird-shaped things that you can't wrap. Oh. Or like a bunch of little things. You put some, like, that tissue paper in there? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That I have never seen. All the gifts that I always see under there are always in a wrapped box. Huh. But it makes sense. That's why they're selling the motion detectors on there. Get out there, man. I will. I'm going to go check them out today. Travel a little. Now, people are calling in to talk about this subject because Eddie's dad opened up his own present on a steak.
It was addressed to his mother, and he opened it. P1 Brett. Hey, how you doing, Mikey? Good, dude. It was bad. I was about 20, maybe. Yeah. And my sister asked me to go out to the car to get something. How old are you now, by the way? 46. Okay. That was a mile ago. Yeah. I went out there, and I didn't know where it was in the car, So the first thing I did is I opened the trunk. And, you know, she's got this big picture window. She's standing there watching me get this thing out of the car. I opened the trunk, and my present is unwrapped in the trunk sitting back there.
I knew something was bad. I kind of looked over at her and closed the trunk real quick. Well, now, she asked you to go do it, right? She did. But I guess she didn't think I was going to go in the trunk. She meant, like, get something out of the backseat. Right, right, right. What was it? What was it? It was a weight set. It was like a weightlifting set. Oh, man. Do you still have it? Awesome. Oh, no. She started bawling. Wow. That's brutal.
It scarred me. And when you guys started talking about that, I thought, oh, my God. Because every Christmas, I think about that. That's brutal. You know, when I was growing up, thanks for the call, when I was growing up, it was always like whatever you asked for but a little bit wacky you know what i mean with a twist it was always whatever you asked for with a twist like it was not the normal you know thing you know what i mean like if for instance if you asked for let's say you really wanted a little tv for your room okay we get it but it would be like a tv shaped like a football in a pillow you know
It would be something, you know, that was like, you know what I mean? What if you wanted like a pair of OP shorts? It would be like that, only they would be stitched, hand-stitched OP. Hand-stitched? I got a weight set one time. I wanted a weight set really bad. And it was the craziest weight set. And my mom and dad, you know, they're not listening right now. I know they're at the store, so they're not listening. So I could tell you this story. But this weight set was the wackiest weight set ever. Instead of like, okay, when you put the bar on the thing, on the bench, at the end of it, you pile on the weights, right? Okay, this was this drum that went on, and then there was like weight rings, like onion rings, and you stuck them inside this canister drum thing.
What the heck? And they all fit in there. So, like, let's say you wanted to lift, you know, 85 pounds. You'd put the small one on, okay? And then you'd put, like, the other one on, and there was little grooves in there that would make it kind of fit. And then you put this plate that's sandwiched to keep it in place, and then you tighten the screw down. So when you were lifting weights, you were actually lifting this canister drum. You weren't lifting weights that were like, you know, piled on there. So strange.
It was so, have you guys ever heard of that? No, I've never seen that in my life. No. You guys ever wonder about Christmas presents that you got back in the day and you go, where is that? Because some of the stuff that we got, it was big. You just don't, we don't even know what became of it. Most of my stuff gets, got sold at like garage sales and stuff like that. I'm sure that's the deal. Was it you that gave or did you receive the Sgt. Slaughter? Received it. You received it. Yes. Yeah, my brother Sam gave me the Sgt. Slaughter VHS Monster Trucks. At the time, I didn't have any interest in Monster Trucks nor professional wrestling.
But he thought, listen, he's a child. and children are into monster trucks and sergeant slaughter that is hysterical i was way off to his defense i watched it how was it was terrible but terrible in a great way yes p1 honey bear hi how are you yes hi tell me your story well i was never a kid that would look for my presence but it seemed like my parents would always put him in terrible hiding spots
and it would just find them. Like the last guy, I found my present last year in the back of the car when my mom told me to go get the groceries out of the car. Really? Yeah. What was it? It was an ab lounge, I know. An ab lounge. Sounds like fun. A question for you? Had you asked for an ab lounge? Yeah, my sister and I have really bad backs and it's hard to do crunches on the ground so they figured that would help. How does the Ab Lounge work? It's like a chair you recline in, and it has support for your back.
That was last year, right? Yeah, that was last year. When is the last time you used the Ab Lounge? Oh, I know. Probably a month ago. Really? Okay, so you're still getting some use out of the Ab Lounge. Yeah, just a little bit, though. Not very frequent I use it. Are the abs nice and six-packed out? Yep. I wish, but... All washboard. Yeah, all washboard-like. Oh, yes. Well, I love it. I like the story. You still with the same guy? Oh, yes. Oh, cool. Go ahead.
What were you going to say? Two days ago, it was raining, and my dad was home from work. He's in construction, and I'm laying there in bed, just like kind of going in and out of sleep, and I'm laying there, and I can hear my parents talking, and my mom's like, okay, so for Caitlin, we got the GPS, we got the makeup brushes we got she wanted, And she started naming off all my cousins. And I'm in the other room like, I can hear you. Oh, that's brutal. Brutal. Great. Now I know them all. I'm no surprise. You should have just yelled out, hey, what brand on the GPS? Hey, her top top.
But Garmin will do. Wow. Wow. That is not. So what are you getting? What did you hear? Just those two, the GPS, and I'd ask for some makeup brushes, and I was like, all right, that's sweet. I got those two, and I stopped them before they went any further. That's good. That's cool. Thank you very much. Thank you. What is your number one asking for gift, Eddie? Do you have like a number one thing that you really wanted this year? Yeah.
There is, like, my video games that I want, and then there's, like, other stuff that I want that are kind of random. Yeah. The number one video game I want is that DC Mortal Kombat video game. Oh, yeah. I really want that. Wow. Everyone. Sky. Anyone. Okay. Well, we're not really doing gifts. That's right. But I did, but I know my husband picked me for Secret Santa. So what did you order? Yeah, what did you order for yourself? What did you go online and get? Well, I ordered myself a Bluth Banana Stand T-shirt. What?
But I told them I also wanted a new book. A new Nora Roberts book. So fingers crossed, everybody. Oh, what? She did something else. This lady over here. What's the point? Wow. You're just ordering yourself stuff. I don't know if there's going to be a book or not. Preferably paperback. lighter wow uh let's see p1 gene are you there yeah i'm here go ahead yeah just uh two christmases just before our wedding my wife uh had uh my ring that for the wedding engraved with the you know i
love you and you know our our uh our marriage date and we were in the car together we were driving someplace and the ring place calls up me and tells me that the ring's done and it's ready and it's been all engraved and stuff like that while she's sitting in the car and i turned around i'm like they can't you know i'm because i don't know about this she just starts bawling so distraught because she's just like you got to be kidding me and you know she had talked to and told them to call her number, not mine.
And so, yeah, she was just absolutely flipped out. That is brutal. They messed up big time because I was in a jewelry store the other day buying something for my grandma, and they were, like, actually calling people, and they're like, oh, this one's a gift, this one's a secret, don't call them. And so they, like, had a pile of people not to call and a pile of people to call. That doesn't get confused. I know. That's the worst. So, it's such a tough thing. Yeah. Hey, thanks for the call. I appreciate it. No worries. This text message says, Mikey, my brothers would play with their Sega Genesis when my mom was gone.
Then they'd wrap it up again. Dude. That is hilarious. They'd actually play with it and then wrap it. I mean, that's pretty involved. That's a pros. It comes in the box. And then you got to take it out of the box. That case, connect it all. Those are pros. Yes. Those are professional. Oh, my goodness. Don't, listen, don't try that if you're a novice because you're not. No, no, no, no, no. It's only for professional jerks and so. Yes, absolutely.
Professional cheaters. Wow. Mikey, my mom made me wait until my birthday to open the gifts when I got caught peaking. That's P1 for the birds. That's a good punishment. That's crazy. You know, that just made me think what a bummer it is for people whose birthdays are like the 25th, 26th, 24th. My father-in-law is the 26th. It's Sammy's birthday, isn't it? Oh, yeah, there's got to be rules. There's got to be rules. No Christmas wrapping. His present can be nowhere near the tree. Separate. Total separate. You know, I think Lori, I think Rebecca's friend, Lori, I think she is that way. She has a birthday either the day before or the day after.
Same thing, no Christmas wrapping. Oh, I know. Sammy's birthday is on Christmas, and it's the first year we're celebrating Christmas together, and I don't know how I'm going to spend this, you know. No, I'm going to need this. I can't. Wrap with different paper? I don't know. I can't. And. I don't know. The wrap sign. Don't. Don't. No, you don't. Don't. Get out of here. She just, you know. A, uh. Tricky. We have got a. Can I do this now, Eddie? And then go out to it? Or should I wait?
Yeah, go ahead. All right, let's do this. Um, we have gotten so many emails, man. About that silent night for soldiers. It really, really is awesome. And I don't know if you've heard it yet. We played it for the first time yesterday. And people just really want to hear it again. It really is an incredible thing for this time of year. So it's a soldier's silent night. It was a night before Christmas.
He lived all alone in a one-bedroom house made of plaster and stone. I had come down the chimney with presents to give and to see just who in this dwelling did live. I looked all around, a strange sight to see. No tinsel, no presents, not even a tree. No stockings on the mantle, just boots filled with sand. on the wall hung pictures of far-distant lands.
Medals and badges, wards of every kind. A sobering thought came alive in my mind. This house was different. It was dark, it was dreary. I had found the home of a soldier. I could see that most clearly. The soldier lay sleeping, silent, alone, curled up on the floor in this one-bedroom home. His faith was so gentle, the room in such disorder, not at all how I pictured a United States soldier.
Was this the hero of whom I'd just read, curled up on a poncho, the floor for a bed? Then I realized the other families that I saw this night owed their lives to soldiers who were willing to fight. In the morning around the world, children would play. Grown-ups would celebrate a bright Christmas day. But they all enjoy freedom each month of the year because of soldiers like the one lying here. I couldn't help but wonder how many lay alone
on a cold Christmas Eve in lands far from home. The very thought put a tear to my eye. I dropped to my knees. I started to cry. The soldier awakened. I heard his rough voice. Santa, don't cry. This life is my choice. I fight for freedom. I don't ask for more. Life was my God, my country, my core.
A soldier rolled over and drifted asleep. But I couldn't control it when I continued to weep. I kept watch for hours. So silent and still as both of us shivered from the cold night's chill. I didn't want to leave him on that cold, dark night. this guardian of honor so willing to fight. Then the soldier rolled over with a voice soft and pure. He whispered, carry on Santa, it's Christmas Day, all secure.
One look at my watch, I knew he was right. Merry Christmas, my family. May God bless you this night. Have yourself a merry little Christmas Let your heart be light
From now on, our troubles will be out of sight Have yourself a merry little Christmas Make the yuletide gay From now on, our troubles will be miles away Here we are rising olden days Happy golden days of yore
Faithful friends who are dear to us Gather near to us once more Through the years we all would be together If the fates allow So hang a shining star up on the highest part And have yourself a merry little Christmas
Now. Here we are, risen olden days
Happy golden days of yore Faithful friends who are dear to us Gather near to us once more Through the years we all will be together If the fates allow So hang a shining star upon the highest bar And have yourself a merry little Christmas
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I don't know, but this coffee of theirs is delicious. From what I can remember. Mind if we see what you got? Not at all. I'd like to know myself. Oh, let's see. Gift cards. Nice. Always a fan favorite. Batteries. Should come in handy. Plus, milk, bread, eggs, and video games. Oh, wow. That's a fun combination. Mm-hmm. Looks like you also got some wrapping paper, bows, and tape. Really? Mm-hmm. Must be someone's birthday. So why 7-Eleven and not some big box store? No long lines at 7-Eleven. Easy in, easy out. Who could forget that?
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Pretty much the usual stuff. No worries at all. Out of the East County, the 89452 moving right along. South 15, an outstanding ride out of Escondido right now. The westbound 56, though, is a bit slow here from Rancho Santa Fe Farms getting to the 5 connector. And the coaster right on that 5 southbound, some scattered brake lights out of Encinitas into Solana Beach. I'm Rick Lawrence on Rock 105.3. Let me tell you, Eddie went in to sleep train and he's going to get all dialed in. Yeah, I cannot wait, man. I have had the same mattress for easily 15 years.
Are you serious? Yeah, 15 years. And so, you know, it's still in great shape. Shockingly, that thing is still in great shape. No. But it's time. It's time for a change. The wife, I have a very firm mattress and she hates it. Yeah. She's ready for a more softer one. Yeah. And I kind of am too. Like, I've had back problems, you know, for a long time. So I'm definitely ready for a change, too. So it's going to be really cool. Sky, firm mattress for you or soft mattress? Medium. Yes. Right in the middle. Yeah. Eddie likes a firm mattress. Well, you are going to be so happy when you get on that thing. Well, what's cool is that for people like us, you know, who have the different styles,
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Maybe that's what it's called in the Dominican. It's America Republica. Yeah. It's La Otra Stroca. Anyway, I only was a 97 season, man. His job was to walk around the penthouse and say, Willis, can't say so. Back to the Mikey Show on The Rock. Rock 105.3. Are you tired of understanding the lyrics to your favorite Christmas songs? Sick of singing along during the holidays? Yes. And the perfect album. It's a very Ashley Christmas.
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Get her. I can understand that. I can definitely understand that. Violence is not the answer. That's right. That's right. No big time, Eddie. No. Second of Kelly Clarkson. Who knew? Best female vocalist ever. Well, yeah, sure. I mean, as long as Christina Aguilera has taken a flight to Mars. That's right. That's pretty good.
I got to admit it. I'm going to cry. Oh, I know. Oh, no. Sean, why a fart? I mean, why a fart? Variety. It really ruined that special moment. I mean, the whole thing. That's right. All of it. This is Brian Cumble. Sean plays fart sound effects at all times. It's fine. It doesn't seem to make any sense.
Our story tonight deals with a sound effects man. Hello and welcome to Real Sports. I'm Brian Gumbel. Tonight's story focuses on a sound effects man who does things that are very strange. You may know him better as Sean. Sean. let's see what have I got to tell you about oh how about this Barack Obama has been named what Sky Time Magazine's person of the year thank you very much
they also had Speed Racer on their top movie list that is true thank you that is true that's the best Please. Oh, my gosh. Yes. Yes, Time Magazine also puts Speed Racer in their top ten movies of the year. Yeah. It kind of puts things in perspective a little bit for you, doesn't it? Whoa. Whoa. I bet you I know that. It's probably Barack. Hello?
Actually, no, it's not Barack. It's President Clinton. Oh, wow. I wasn't expecting this. Billy Boy. Yeah, well, you know, I'm listening to y'all. on the internet and everything. That's cool. And, yeah, I heard, well, I heard this guy talking there about Barack and his achievement here. Yeah, what do you think about that? Well, I think it's great. Yeah. He needs to remember that I was the first black president to be person of the year. Oh, well, I mean, that's highly debatable. Talking about putting stuff in perspective.
Oh, no. Hey, by the way, did I mention that I was Time Magazine's man of the year twice? Did I mention it? Oh, really? I didn't realize that. Two times, all right? I was also, Eddie, now that we're talking about it, I was also man of the year, every year for eight years in a row in the Philanderer Monthly. I don't think you want that bill. That is a true statement. You shouldn't promote that. I don't give out the awards. I'm just proud of them. It's funny. I was having dinner with my friends, Andre Agassi and Steffi Graff, just the other night. Those are your friends?
Those are your friends? Yeah, they're a couple friends of mine. And we were talking about all this stuff. And, you know, of course, conversation got silly after about four bottles of Cabernet. This is creepy. And we were just talking about who we thought should have won it. And Steffi wanted an animal from the Muppets to win. That sounds like a drunk conversation. And, yeah, Andre voted for LeBron James. Wow, hell yeah, I could see that. Oh, there's no voting really that goes on that. That's true. Oh, right. And I said, hey, listen, I'm sticking with Amber Waves from Boogie Ness. That movie came out 10 years ago, Bill.
You know, Eddie. Yeah, what's that? You know who I think she'd have got person of the year? Who's that? Megan Fox. Oh, wow. You see her in Transformers? Yeah, dude. I ain't going to lie. Forget Transformers, you see her in Maxim. Well, yeah, I do. I do. Wow, whee. Booty and the Blowfish, boy. She is a hot bowl of chili. I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating Tostitos, I'll tell you that right now. You know, Brock called me a few weeks ago, and he was wanting some advice, right?
Yeah. Now, you know what I told him? What? I said, you keep a close eye on Michelle. Keep her on a short leash, buddy. You've seen what can happen. You don't want scrambled eggs keeping eggs out of the blender, do you? You know what I mean to that? No, I don't. I don't really either, but listen. I'm talking about Hillary. What I'm saying is, you know, man, can we talk here? Yeah, sure. This is a safe place. It really is. I had one indiscretion in eight years in honor. I mean, there was quite a few people that came forward.
And I'm telling you, Hillary jumped on that like Sky jumping on a wallet made of ham. Okay. Bill Clinton, shut up. Like it had little 20s made of ham in there. $20 bills on him. It's pretty weird, Bill. Everybody thinks Obama's so great for being Time Magazine's person of the year. Listen, give me a break, man. This is such a stupid award. Whoa. Now, if he ever wins sexiest saxophonist in the White House, I'll call him myself, and I'll congratulate him. You're the only one that plays.
But I'm telling you what, man, Hillary's got a better chance of making Maxim's 100, man. Wow. You don't need to insult me. That's your wife, Bill. Well, Eddie, come on, man. Let's just be honest about it, all right? Okay. In addition to me being named Time Magazine's Man of the Year, I was also named, and let's not forget this, High Time Stoner of the Year back in 94, right? That's quite a compliment. I didn't realize that. I thought you didn't inhale. Quite an honor. Right there on the cover, it took a picture of me. My Jerome Baker piece.
I don't even know what that is. This guy's the only one laughing. But hey, girl, you get it, right? You get it. You know what I'm talking about. You little stone-happy lady. Now, when you opened up the magazine, you looked in the magazine, I had actually turned my saxophone into a bong, and Arsenio Hall was lighting it. It's a true story. It's right there, man. That is crazy. That's really cool. You know, I always wanted to be on the cover of Rolling Stone. Really?
Haven't we all, though? I mean, let me tell you something. I would throw on my Stillwater record and crank it up. Stillwater, really? That's some good stuff, man. I'm almost famous. I feel you, Bill. Eddie, back in the day, I got a lot of mileage out of being man of the year. I'm not going to lie to you. Yeah, I would tell the ladies that Hillary was a Swedish boy and I'd adopted her. That's awful. And I'd say, yeah, I'm just teaching him the language, and then she'd scream for no reason, and then she'd have that dude's haircut, and it worked out like a charm.
Again, that's your wife. Uh-uh. Come on, Bill. You know what? I voted for this Time Magazine piece, too. You got to vote? I actually got to vote. So I'm going to sit upon the Time Magazine committee who does the voting. Do you want to know who I voted for? Oh, you didn't vote for Brock? I did not. Oh, who did you vote? I personally voted for that guy Tom on MySpace, the guy that created it. Oh, no, come on. Why would you do that? Why would you vote for him? Hey, Eddie. Yeah, Bill. Did you ever pull chicks off there?
No, I don't. I'm married. I don't pull chicks off my face. Eddie, I'm not kidding, man. Fish. In a barrel. You're on the air. Dude, it's almost too easy. Okay. A little. I mean, come on. Stop it. You're on the air. Hang on. I just got a MySpace invitation. Okay. I'll be right back. The Mikey Show is on. I just want to say I love this show. I listen to you guys every single day. Rock 105.3. Pep Boys has holiday deals for everything on wheels.
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That's about it, man. All the rest of our freeways are up to speed. Looking pretty nice here for you for what should be a nice-looking day. We do have lots of snow, though, in the mountains. So if you're heading up to Mount Palomar or Julian, Santa Isabel, the Sunrise Highway, you're going to need chains up there. And the Cajon Pass along the 15 is closed down from heavy snow there as well if you're heading to Vegas. So keep that in mind. Might have to change your plans around that. I'm Rick Lawrence on Rock with a 5-3. This is the home of the Mikey Morning Show. That's crazy. What a minute.
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Welcome back It's a Mikey show, it's 9-0-7 Liberal and gay rights groups are upset that Obama has picked evangelical pastor Rick Warren to deliver his inauguration invocation The Boston Celtics won their 16th straight game, beating Atlanta 88-85 last night. Oh, yeah. He knows when you're away. There you go. He knows if you've been bad or good, so be good for goodness. It was snowing in Las Vegas. That is crazy.
Dude, they were showing clips of the Strip. They were showing the Luxor, you know, with snow falling down on it. I have so many friends going there this weekend, too, dude. Dude, how crazy is that? That's crazy. And, you know, I knew that they were getting, because when we were in Las Vegas last weekend, it was, you know, raining here. And so basically all that stuff was just moving into Las Vegas, you know? It's raining up here. So it, you know, turned into snow.
Getting pitted. So pitted. Oh, wait. So pitted. So pitted. I wonder if it's ever snowed in San Diego. I remember my wife said one time when she was working in Mira Mesa, she said that it was like, I don't know if it was snow or if it was just like frozen ice. I don't know. Nailed. Yeah. But that'd be kind of cool to see. That'd be awesome. It'd be cool to see snow here if we could get it. Okay, I got an email.
Mikey, got a weird question for you. Been dating this girl for about a month now. It's not too serious yet, but could get there. She's a great girl. My question is, do I buy her a present for Christmas? And if so, what? Oh, no. I'm still finding out things about her and don't want to seem inappropriate. If you got any advice, I'd really appreciate it. Thanks, P1 Tucker. I love these questions. I know exactly what he can get her, Mike. You do. Goflowers.com has a wonderful Christmas bouquet.
It's a great choice. I mean, 15 Christmas tulips, Mike. Great suggestion. You get a free vase with it. It's such a deal. You're going to, of course, add $10 more if you really like her. You can get 30% more tulips. Wow. That's crazy. Plus that candy cane striped vase, which is really nice. What about if you're a P1? Well, if you're a P1 exclusive offer, you just type in that little radio microphone located in the upper right-hand corner, type in the type of password, Eddie. With the I-E or a Y? Of course, my name's I.E. For the listeners that don't know. Well, why don't you just say that instead of asking? Wow.
Sounds like you've ordered from them before. Oh, yes, many times. They're the best. Oh, okay. Can I get a flicker, rub it down on us? Oh, there it is. 5-7-0-1-0-5-3. Have you been there? Have you had this, you know, has this been a situation in your life before where you're dating somebody, you haven't been dating very long, and you're like, what do I have? It's Christmas. It comes up in all the various holidays, like Valentine's Day or her birthday, and you've only been going out a couple times. I mean, it's tough. All right, so they've been dating a month now, and I absolutely, 100% think that it's totally and completely appropriate to get a present.
My advice would be, keep it simple, stupid. Right. Isn't that how the phrase goes? Keep it simple, stupid? Absolutely. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Keep it simple, stupid. Like what? What are you thinking there, Mike? I'm thinking, like, right now, 20% off over at Starbucks. You can get their whole bean coffee. You guys stop plugging stuff. No, seriously. Seriously, I would get something small. Something small. You know. Like what? Perfume? Make a joke, but why not? Why not get her a little, like, Starbucks gift card? Oh, they have those at Vons.
Oh, here we go. She's trying to get $100 worth of gift cards at Vons. I know it. She's trying to get her... You get double PowerPoints at the pub. You just yelled at us for saying the same thing. We're being serious. I'm helping Mike. You would get something small. Yeah. You'd get something small. And cute. See, like a Starbucks gift card's cute, you know? It's not like... What about a little like a teddy bear? You know, they sell those like Christmas... Oh, we're on teddybear.com. No, not that. Can you stop it?
I didn't mean that. Ashley. Well, obviously, like, in the first month that you date someone, like, you really get to know a lot about them, right? Like, you're asking a lot of questions. You're learning what they like. So, I would say keep it simple but thoughtful. Like, you know, think about things that maybe she said that she really liked or, like, a food or restaurant or something like that. Maybe even favorite flower. And then just get her, like, a bouquet of her favorite flowers. That's nice. Of course, just bundles of money would be appropriate at any time. Yes. Any occasion. Have you thought about maybe a money bouquet? Yes.
Oh, lovely. Have you even considered it? I don't know that that exists. I love smelling fresh money bouquets. Oh, this is so wonderful. These are fragrance. Money, money, money. Oh, the aroma of Benjamin's. Show me the money! Wow. Merry Christmas. For real. 570-1053. So the question is, A, if you've been dating a month, is it better to just play it safe and not get something? No. Or do you get something? And if so, what do you get? And, you know, I'll tell you what would be bad is if you were like, that's inappropriate, blah, blah, blah.
You don't do anything and then they get you something. That's the worst. You never want to be that. You never want to be on the other end. However, I'm going to say that I'm going to I'm going to throw this out there. What if you are feeling it? Because all relationships are kind of different. Like sometimes you're in a relationship with somebody where you feel like you guys, you know, it may be like the one or something, you know, like it depends where you feel the relationship is. You got to know that. Like he says, it's not that serious. So if it's not that serious, then... Why so serious?
Get a popsicle stick. That's not what I was saying. It's exactly what you were saying, right? Like, why are you so serious about the relationship? No, that's not... And then you made a pencil disappear. I said... If there's any doubt whatsoever, always get something small and a card for her like give me an example though give me an example of something small engagement ring it doesn't mean too much you know but give me an example i need we need ideas for this guy yeah uh i don't know you gotta know the person it's got to be
kind of personalized you know maybe What about going into Hallmark, getting one of those little gifts that they have? I don't know. That seems kind of generalized. I can go to anybody. But if you get something that's small, but specifically if she's really into coffee or something, get her a coffee grinder. Small but personal. Small but personal. That's what's up. Which is kind of what Ash was saying. Small but personal. Okay. That way she'll go to somebody else if she doesn't get you anything as well. What about something useful? Something that you know she's going to use. Feminine hygiene products. Girls use those every single month. What?
Wait. What are you saying? Why would you not? That is something that everybody uses. I shave. I think it would be great as a stocking stuffer to get shavers. I think it would be great to get shavers. And they're called razors. Razors. Okay. Okay, fine. Because they're expensive. Exactly. It would be a great gift. Okay. Something from the mall. The mall. The mall. I don't want you guys to get all weird on me. I'm just going to say it. Here we go. Just do it. You're about to hear something weird. Crazy. would it be out of bounds to have a conversation
whether they will exchange gifts or not? Oh, my gosh, Skye. You are truly the most romantic person I've ever met. What's she saying? I have a question about my friend, Skye. I have a question about my friend, Skye. I'm just saying. Why is it that we all know not to have that conversation? But she wonders. That's a great question. How do we all know? Probably because she orders her own gifts, Mike. Stop it.
Hey. I think the answer lies there, Eddie. I think so, too. I think Eddie may be on to something. I mean, there'd be no confusion if they had the conversation. That's not appropriate. It is highly inappropriate. You're inappropriate. It's not inappropriate. It is. It 100% is. Inappropriate. All right, all right, all right, all right. No, it may not be like romantic, it may not be nostalgic. Let's do it. Nostalgic? Let's do it. I want to hear how you're going to do this. We've been dating a month.
I got to hear how you're going to say this to me. So I just answered the phone. Hello? Do we have to do it on the phone? Let's be having coffee. Okay, we're in person. We're having coffee. We're having coffee. Got to see how you're going to bring this up. I'm having my soy chai latte. And by the way, I'm happy to be with you. I'm dating this new girl. Love it. Okay, awesome. Well, so Christmas is just like a week away. I know, I know. I'm sitting at the next table. Can this guy at the next table run out of our house? He's the eavesdropper over here. Beat him up. He's the eavesdropper. He's just having a cup of coffee.
Wow, that conversation sounds weird. We have to be concerned against Sir. Sir, with your coffee. Oh, it hurt my tongue. Oh, no. And he holds their coffee like that. Yes, he does. Besides Dame Edna. Go on. Okay. Okay, so we established Christmas is close. Okay. Oh, man. I haven't thought this out. Oh, Skye. Give me a second. You found it out. Dude. A second. There is no way to do this. Because it's weird. No, it's not weird.
Let's hear it. You can't even think of what to say. Well, so I know we've only been dating for a month, and so I just wanted to know how you felt. Like, should we exchange gifts, or do you think it's too soon to do something like that, or what do you think? Like, what is he supposed to say? No. I don't know. I'm waiting to hear what he said. I'm ordering my coffee. Hang on. Well, what do we call each other at this point? Do we call each other honey, or do we call each other by our names? Hobby players. Probably. Well, Skye. Yeah? Now, see, that kind of puts me in a strange position, because now I feel like if I say no, that would be... No, just be honest because I don't want to get you something and then you feel bad because you didn't get me something or vice versa.
Yeah, but I just want us to be on the same page. But that sort of takes the element of surprise right out of it, doesn't it? I mean, you know. Well, yeah, but I don't want to surprise you and then make you feel bad with my surprise. Like, that would make me feel bad. And then everyone's feeling bad and Christmas is ruined. Well, then, yes, let's get each other's surprises. Well, no, they're called gifts. Yes. Mike, Mike. Let's get each other gifts that we know about. Okay, I think that's a great idea. Do you want to, like, set a budget or... A budget!
Oh, man. What a surprise. You got a gem, bro. Yeah, what are you thinking? You got a gem. Yes, what are you thinking? What do you think? Well, I'd say no more than 50 bucks. What if I see something, though, that I really like for you and it's, you know, hundreds? Go ahead and spend a McKinley on me. I don't mind. We don't even know what a McKinley is. I don't know what that is. It's a million dollar bill. No, I say we stay within 50 bucks. You don't need to buy me anything extravagant.
Hey, help with her. Oh, hey. He's dropping me. Next table. Wow, he's drinking it with both hands. Oh, man, it's still really hot. It must still be hot. Blow on it more. Leave that crazy. Oh, come on. Sky, you are something else, lady. Hey, Mike, I got a couple of suggestions. Go ahead. And I mean, this is real easy and cost efficient, so there's really no battle. Uh-huh. You could always get the vessel of yearning. See?
I didn't. I didn't. So it actually mugged me. Mike did this thing. It's called the pot of tenderness. And you put, like, a bunch of emotions into any kind of... First of all, this was a Valentine's idea that I had that you have stretched into a year-long joke. Yeah, the leader of love. I like that one. Was it the mason jar of kisses? What a joke. Was that it, Mike? Dude, I took a mason jar. It was the beaker of blessings. I wrote on pieces of paper, you know, memories Rebecca and I had had while we were dating.
and I put them in this mason jar and I gave it to her. It's called the memory jar. She started crying. That's a great idea. She loved it so much. She loved it so much. What's the decanter of fidelity? You see, he makes fun of it. He makes fun of it. I always forget the name. Vat of infatuation. All right, thank you. Chalice of hankering? P1C, what's up? What's up? Hello. Hello? Yes, what is your idea? Oh, yeah, my idea. I got the perfect idea. It's cheap, it's fast, it's easy, and I gotta say you have to
get her a present. It's the Kodak EasyShare digital photo frame. Well, I like it, but I would say it would have to be pictures of you guys, right? That's like $100. Well, of course. Oh, Rob's saying that's like $100. Dude, Rob says that's $100. $100? Yeah. They're like $40. They're like $40, Rob. Like the little... Not the one I stole, Dude, the one I stole was like... Yeah, dude, because I want to get my mom one of those. It was like $100. Kodak Easy share. Kodak Easy share. He says it's $40, Rob.
Not everyone can afford a Kodak. Yeah. What? What do I look like over here? Fiona Apple. You look like Fiona Apple. You kind of do, actually. That's kind of weird. A little bit, yeah. You been cutting yourself? P-1. All right, Eddie. Ow! P-1 Brian. He's not as tall, though. Oh, John. Brian. Yeah, sure. Go ahead. Hey, I was in the same situation last year. We had got together like a month before Christmas,
and I was worried about the whole thing, you know, what am I going to get her? You know, is it going to be inappropriate? So I thought of maybe I should get something practical. So I asked her, I was like, what can you use? Like, what can you use in a daily, you know? I already answered this. I said feminine hygiene products. Oh, Mike, no. Because unlike razors, razors should be great. Stop. Not like they're going to knock it. Michael! Fine! Ryan, get her a broom. What do you think? Well, I got an iPod stand.
Like, her iPod stand was all jacked up. That's cool. Awesome. Yeah, so just went out and spent like 70 bucks. What about... She uses it. What about TP? We all use that. It doesn't matter who you are. It doesn't matter who we are. I mean, Ashley goes through that sucker like, you know, he would believe. She says a roll a day. Ashley says a roll a day. She would love that. Thank you, Brian. Fistfuls at a time. That's right. She says she wraps her hand like a mummy. I have during issues. She has during issues. She's afraid of herself. What about, like, a special ornament? That's not bad.
There you go. Some small, some Christmassy. Hey, Rad Mary. Get her a puppy. Hi. Hey, Rad Mary. Yeah. Hey, how's it going? All right. So, within the first month of us dating as a gift, my boyfriend that I've been with almost a year now, decided to take me to Disneyland. He tried to figure out my favorite theme park and took me there and I actually have an annual pass now. Did you like that as a gift? Loved it. Is it a day trip or an overnight trip? It was a day trip. That's borderline creepy when you do that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a very special experience.
Yes, what I decided to get you is a night stay at a hotel. Right down the street. That's right. Yes, exactly. Thank you, Rad Mary. P1 Kuma. Hello. Hey, I completely agree with you on that. It's a-okay to give them a gift for Christmas, but I think what the focus should be on is what it means rather than the price and how you do it. Uh-oh, your phone was breaking up, brother. Say again.
I'm sorry. I think the gift should be more on the lines of the meaning of the gift, what it means to them, how you present it, rather than the price of it and things like that. Okay, can you give me an example of something like this? The best example I can give, I gave my ex-girlfriend last year, I said like a little, kind of like almost a scavenger hunt kind of thing that led to, I know it's kind of nice, but there was a ring inside that was just, it was a year-long relationship. But it was a build-up to it, the car. Well, now, see, we're talking in that. But in that situation, you're talking about a year-long relationship.
You don't want to go that far. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A month in. Yeah, we're talking a month in. What do you do? But I like where he's going, like something that means something, like maybe something that reminds her of your first date or where you first met or something like that. I don't know that she needs reminding. It was four weeks ago. You just have one little note in a mason jar. and that's it. It's just one thing. It was a good idea. I love it. I love it, right? Great idea. Insensitive. P1 Potman.
What's up, guys? Not too much. What would you get? I would get concert tickets, a gift for him, a gift for her. That's cool. So that he's been listening to what she likes and what she wants to go to. That's a good idea, dude. But what if she likes NKOTB? Yeah, what if that? What is that? That's who's on the block, bro. Oh, no. Hello. I actually don't know what that is. It's NKB. Don't either. Okay. Nah, I had no idea. She's weird. All right. She's weird. Don't worry. P1 Leonidas is on the line. Oh, hello. Hey, dude. Good morning, guys. What's going on? Not too much, brother.
What would you get? Something simple, practical, straight from the heart. How about a gift of sweet berry wine? Oh, yeah. Now you're talking the language I like to hear. Sweet berry wine. Sweet berry wine. Yeah. I like it, dude. Give me the Mikey Show CD. Yeah. You can't go wrong. And you know what? It's guaranteed they'll laugh, they'll cry, they'll love it. That's right. I agree, dude. Love you guys. Thank you. Love you. P1JMax on the line. Hey, what's up, Mikey? What's up, dude? Hey, yeah. I'm actually in this situation right now. I just started dating my girlfriend a month ago.
Uh-huh. And I was confused. Like, you guys were talking about, you know, like, what do we do for Christmas? It hasn't been that long. So I just kind of brought it up. Like, hey, you know, what did you give me for Christmas? And then just use that as a vehicle to, you know, find out what's kind of appropriate. Yeah, I can see you. I can see somebody kind of, you know, teasingly saying to somebody that they've been dating a month, so what'd you give me for Christmas? So that was my idea. That was not your idea. That was so not your idea.
Not even close to your idea. That was way off. No, no, no. Thank you for the call. Wow. What the? Oh, yeah. I don't understand. Eddie, do you understand this music?
Oh, I know that. I know this. Is this the... What is this, Seth? Sean knows what's up. Sean, what is this? No, I don't know what it is. You're a jerk. What is it? I didn't say it, dude. I don't even know. Who is it? I don't know. You put it up. You don't know. I know, but there's like 12 of them. 12 of what? What does it say when you put the mouse over it?
It says eminence front, but I don't know what that is. Is it a Christmas song? Is it 80s or is it a Christmas song? It says it's the who. Seth, do you just throw random songs up there? Yes. Don't do that. Oh, my God. No. Let's see. our phone number is 570-1053 and when we come back i am i'm killing music because now let me tell you when we come back i got quite a story for you and i've been holding on to this
one when we come back i am going to tell you about something and when i say it you're going to go, that is not true. That is not true. It's true. At the Atlantis Resort in the Bahamas. I've been there. Anybody else been there? Here on the show? At the Atlantis Hotel, the resort in the Bahamas, they have this giant aquarium. Okay? It's ginormous. A shark jumped out of the tank.
No. What? No. What? Onto a water slide. No, no, no. What? And into the swimming pool. Shut up. I'm never going to shut it now. And I will give you details about this when we come back. This is the Mikey Show. So you're the guy who pooped in my tuba. Rock 105.3. Finding clothes that are stylish is hard. Finding stylish clothes that last? Even harder. Finding stylish clothes that last for a price you can afford? That's easy. That's Dickies.
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And you can get gift cards there, too, if you don't know what to get. Yeah, gift cards are great because, you know, sometimes sunglasses are a little personalized. People like to pick out their own. Well, I'm just saying, Eddie, you know, you got to try things on, see how they look on you, take a little jaunt around, see if you get hit on. Well, I'm just saying, you know, they make you look good. So that's why gift cards are perfect. Well, yeah, there's three San Diego locations to find one near you. Where do they go, Scott? You can just go to their website. It's sunglassoptical.com. Isn't it time you joined? For 55 years, we've been providing secure financial services, including checking and savings accounts and a full range of low cost loans.
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Um, what's going on with your head up here, dude? What do you mean? Why is it blue? He had green. It's what you're about to hear. What Rob says next. We spray painted his head yesterday with the Yankees emblem, but it was raining, and so the paint's like dripping. It's just, it looked terrible. Is it, is it, what is it? My one holiday wish is that you would stop bringing up my birthmark. Back to the Mikey Show on The Rock. Rock 105.3.
Welcome back. It's The Mikey Show. It is 9.37. Well, this is different. Scarlett Johansson is auctioning off a used tissue of hers for charity. The current bid is over $2,000. Okay, fantasy footballers, if you're playing for your championship and you have Reggie Bush, you need to IR him. He's done for the year. For the second straight year with an injured knee. Oh, dude. I know. Is there a game tonight? Yes. Who's playing tonight? Indianapolis and Jacksonville. Oh. And there's a game Saturday night, too. Dallas and Baltimore.
So Thursday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday, all football. Yeah. Love it, I love it, I love it. It's Gerald. Awesome. I love it. And I'm playing Zeth in our fantasy championship. Oh, yeah. That'll be fun. Side bet? Anything? What's going on? Oh, there you go. I'm very nervous about it. Very, very nervous. What's your team called? The Cedric Benson Yacht Club. Okay. The Cedric Benson Yacht Club. That was funny at the beginning of the year.
Yes. For sure. I'm winning. I'm sticking with it. That's right. It's not funny! All right. Hey, Mikey, my wife and I decided not to get each other. And I got this shark thing coming up here in just a second. Hey, Mikey, my wife and I decided not to get each other gifts because times are kind of hard financially. I'm getting her something anyway, though. I feel that's the safe way to handle it. What do you guys think? That's P1 Overspray, Skye? That's always the best. No, no. Unless you pulled her name in Secret Santa, do not get her anything. If you guys agreed, you made an agreement. Now, naturally, what you would want to do is you would definitely want to, you know, make something or write like a nice card or letter or something.
Oh, yeah, a card is nice. Yes, like something that would really let them know how much you love them. Yes, like, Rob, do you have any ideas about that, to let somebody know how much you love them? Yeah, I got a couple. Yeah, like what? There's this yearn of emotion. Really? A yearn of emotion? No, a yearn. Mike is being ridiculous. Ridiculous. Or was it a flask of tenderness? Yes, yes. I believe it was a flask of tenderness asked and answered back to Sky. Now, Skye, if you are not getting anything, this text says, hey, Mikey, is that Soldier Carol on your site for us to hear, or can we download it? That's P1 Ram Charger.
It is. It's at MikeyShow.com. M-I-K-E-Y-S-H-O-W.com. Mikey, I was wondering, whatever happened to the Battle of the Sexes? That's P1 Adrian. We won. The guys won. What happened? Yeah, yeah. Guys won. Team Awesome won. Scott flaked on the bed. I did not flake. I showed up dressed like a star. I don't know what you want. Let's see. That was good. Hey, Mikey, I think the Christmas songs are sometimes sad and depressing. That's P1 Mike. Well, to each their own.
I think they're kind of gorgeous. You've got to hear Mariah Carey sing one. Oh, thank you. Oh, her CD is great. She's got a Christmas CD. Yes, it's amazing, Rob. You'd freak. This text says, hey, Sky, Hitler was once Time Magazine's person of the year. Just something to think about. That's P1 spam. Wow. I hope you're proud of yourself, comparing our future president to Hitler. I think he actually was. Probably. I think he actually was. Yeah, he was. Hitler actually was. Yeah.
Great. Okay, so before we went to break. I can't hear this. Yeah, I agree. I can't. You don't understand, dude. This is my biggest fear. How is it right next to the pool? No, I can't. I have an explanation for you. Well, that's the thing, Sky. Like, how was it even possible? Well, first of all, let me tell you. Sean. I don't think this is the problem. So, at Atlantis Resort in the Bahamas. No, Mike. It's a giant casino. It's a giant, you know, it's like being, it's a place out of Vegas right there. It's a resort.
It's like the Mandalay Bay, but in the Bahamas. Right. And they've got this gigantic aquarium, and a shark jumped out of the tank onto a slide and went sliding into the swimming pool. My biggest fear. That is my biggest fear. Wait, your biggest fear is a shark on a water slide. No, I literally used to be scared of the deep end because I was scared sharks were in there. Eddie, her biggest fear Is a shark
On a water slide At Atlantis Sharks in a pool A shark that can jump Into Onto a slide Into the pool At Atlantis In the Bahamas Biggest fear She's blogged about it a million times I used to not be able to go in pools At Atlantis Let me give you a visual You're going to need a bigger slide
So here's a little visual of how this all goes down So there's something there at Atlantis Called the leap of faith Water slide And what it is We're going to have the shark on the phone here in a second In an interview. We're going to have him on an interview. So the way this looks is it's like a big, like, temple-looking thing. And down the front of it is like a very steep drop water slide. And once you go down that front part of the water slide, which is extremely steep, you end up in a tunnel. Surrounding the tunnel is an aquarium of sharks.
It's a clear, see-through tunnel where there's sharks swimming all around. Gnarly, gnarly, gnarly. And then you come out the bottom and you drop into the swimming pool. No way. It's just swimming with bow-legged women. Oh, let's just put a picture of it. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, you see it? No way. Yeah. Take a look at that. Yeah, so at the bottom of that, you're going into a tunnel. No way, dude. You're going into a tunnel surrounded by sharks, okay? Oh, so they jumped up out of that thing? Yeah, so the aquarium of sharks is surrounding kind of where the base of the tunnel is. So, they say that one of those sharks must have gotten so spooked, and they don't know by what, but it jumped out and ended up going down the water slide.
With people in it. No, Mike. No. Of course. Of course. You don't need a bigger boat. No. That is horrifying. Luckily, it was early morning, so the pool wasn't open yet, but ended up going down the water slide and into the pool. I don't believe it. There was plenty of people in there. Yeah. That is the craziest thing I've heard of in forever. Oh, my. That's crazy. Right? That's insane. Yeah. That is absolutely insane. You go inside the cage. Cage goes in the water.
You go in the water. Shark's in the water. Our shark. We got the shark on the phone. Is this a shark that jumped into the pool in the internet last? Yeah, it is. Hey, Mike. Hey, how you doing? Sounds a lot like... How are you? All right, I guess. Oh, wow. That's very normal for a shark. Let me just ask you. We're talking the actual shark. What am I supposed to do with? I don't know. Oh, I just thought you'd have a shark voice. Don't make him mad. Wow. You know, let me ask you, let me ask you, shark. Do you get that a lot where people kind of stereotype you and sort of think that you're supposed to sound a certain way just because you're a shark?
Yeah, you know, sound, act a certain way. Like I'm supposed to be eating their face or something. Right, right, right. So is it hard to kind of come up against that kind of bigotry where people just sort of stereotype you and they're just like, you know. That's a good point, Mike. Well, you know, why don't I ask out of you? How do you like it? I mean, are you, what are you? I'm Mexican. Okay, do you like being treated differently? No, I'm just like everybody else. Okay. I'm just like everybody else. Shark, you eat people, okay? Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's true, Shark. Oh, really?
How many people have I eaten? Oh, I don't know personally. Zero. Okay, I eat dead fish. Yeah. I swim around all day, and they throw fish in our tank, and I eat it. He kind of has an attitude. I don't, I'm not eating people. Ashley, see, I think that's what he's trying to say is like, you know, Like, just because I'm Mexican doesn't mean that I, like, eat burritos. Well, I do eat burritos, but, like, you know what I'm saying. Just because you're a shark doesn't mean it eats people. Just because you're a shark doesn't automatically mean that you eat people. Yeah, all sharks eat people. I've heard that.
Really? Yes, shark. I have. So, shark. What? What is your problem? Very testitude, man. Shark, what was it like going down the slide and all that? Oh, it was great. Yeah, I went into a nice chlorine pool. I don't know if you know this or not, but I swim in seawater. Right, right. It was a little disconcerting to me, swimming around in freshwater. My apologies.
Okay, do you understand the difference? My apologies. One has salt, one doesn't. One I can survive in, one I can't. It was an ignorant question. Please forgive me. We're sorry. I have another interview with Columbus. Wait a minute, you're going to go on a station in Columbus, Ohio? Yeah, I do. Who are you going to be on with? I don't know, Milky and Bilky. Why is this whole, like, the French show? I don't understand. Really? That was like a normal question. You're going to go on the Milky and Bilky show? Hey, Mikey, take a breath, okay?
Oh, my God. But you're a shark. No. No, we're not a sharkist. We just don't understand. I am a sharkist. Now, our show is also seen on television right now in the corner of the screen. They have a picture of a shark with a telephone up to his face, and it says, on the phone, shark. Right. Right. Yeah. This is what you guys do all day? Hey, don't you judge us. Why are you so angry, shark? Really angry.
Shark, why are you so angry? Shark? Shark? Oh, am I angry? Oh, no. Am I a Zeppodil? I'm angry. Okay, okay. My bad. What a typical response. My bad, my bad. We have a picture of the shark on the phone right now. And we'll post it on the website because the shark's making the... I got to split. We're sorry. We're sorry. We're sorry. I'm throwing some yellow fin tuna in here. All right, great. Thank you for the call. That was Shark.
Bye, Shark. That's awesome. That was Shark. That was quite an exclusive. I thought it was fantastic. I don't think any other morning shows in San Diego got that exclusive. Oh, I disagree. I think all stations talked to Shark. Well, I know that he was going to be on in Columbus. That's right. Milky and Bilky. You never know. My bad. You know what I'm saying? My bad. Let's see. Okay. How are we doing on time, Eddie? Are we good? Yeah, a little bit. What is the deal with Chris Cornell saying that he got his guitars back from his ex-wife? What is that?
Well, he filed a lawsuit against his ex-wife, and she was also his former manager back in the Soundgarden days. And he was blogging about how he just got about 15 of his guitars back that she kept. He also claimed in his lawsuit that she kept other things like lyrics he had written down on papers, demo tapes. I can tell you how to get your stuff back. Hey, Chris, if you really want it back, man. Get your buddies together. Get some glocks.
That's right. No, OJ. That's what you do. Hey, listen, I mean, I don't want to advocate anything bad, but don't rule out kidnapping and murder. That is okay, see? Burglary. Chopping your ex-wife's head off is not a crime in LA. It is. Get convicted. Just don't do it in Las Vegas? That's right, man. Different strokes? Yeah. Everything was legal in Nevada, man. Yeah, what's up? So let me get this straight. Hook is legal.
Kidnapping ain't legal. What's up with that? I mean, how was I supposed to know that armed robbery was illegal? Yeah, I mean, man. What was my stuff? Sorry. I wrote for $2,000. We don't care anymore. Buffalo Bill. All right. How many times? Double Bill. We've heard you. Yeah. Got away with it. Okay. We know. Almost got free. Come on. Two other times you don't know about. Hold on. Hold on. Never made the news. Wow.
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Welcome back. The radio station is called KIOZ San Diego. Hit it. He's a cat. Blessing the toilet, he's a cat. And he just hung his headphones on the microphone. Blessing the toilet, he's a cat. Oh, yeah. Sean has got... He's really on one. This guy is... Sean, you're fired. Yeah, that's right. Come on. I think I have a great suggestion here on text message. Oh, what do you got? The text message says, Mikey, I think you guys should buy Scarlett Johansson's snot Kleenex. Okay, hold on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. As leverage in case Sean forgets to miss hit it again. That's P1 Kamikaze. You better hit it, buddy. Yes, yes, yes. That's a great idea. There it is. Oh, and then guess what? Fancy. Let's not go crazy here. Fancy. That is fancy. Let's see. This text message says, we all know Sean freaks out when there's dead air. Just don't say anything until he hits it. Oh, I like that. That's a good idea, too. Play that game, huh? Mm-hmm. Mikey, my stomach aches so bad
after hearing Ashley's biggest fear is, quote, shark on a slide. I'm freaking crying right now. That's pee and sand. That's right. You know, I think that everybody kind of has that, you know, just that fear. I think we're kind of having an innate fear of a shark on a slide. Her second favorite fear, her second biggest fear, scorpions on a bus. That's the truth. Snakes on a unicycle. Freaks are out.
Crickets in my bed. That's right. Another one of my fears. Me too. Porcupines on a raft. Mikey, sweet tap dancing Moses on a hot pink bike. The sharks are getting smarter. P1 Paranoid. Let's see. This one said, Mikey, I have the same fear of sharks in the deep end. It still freaks me out. Thank you. Get it? Well, that's different than never mind. Well, that's stupid. You should be afraid of the black and whites.
Because they are the ones that are at the deep end. And he has a fear of killer whales. Yeah, because it's kill. Our text number is 35253. This text says, hey, Mikey, that shark has a good speaking voice. Can he read the news? That's P1. Oh, that's P1 Billy. Stupid. Throwing that one away. Thank you, Mike. Get rid of it. I don't know what you guys are going to think about this. Subject is next Riddler. It says, A, just heard that someone has been chosen to play the Riddler in the next installment of the Batman movies.
That someone was announced as Eddie Murphy. What? Whoa, no. No, no, no. Come on. No, no, no. That's easy, right? It says, really? I just have bad visions of that stupid laugh combined with a vampire in Brooklyn running through my head. No. Yeah. P1 Dark Helmet sent me that story, and then like an hour later sent me another saying, oh, I did like, it sounded like you did hours worth of investigation, and it turns out that that is not true.
It is a rumor. It is a rumor. No. It's a rumor, Willis. That sounds horrible. Yeah, that's a bad idea. So Elizabeth Hasselbeck's all bent out of shape about not getting invited to the big, you know, the big Christmas party at the White House. Is that what it was, a Christmas party? The White House has a Christmas party every year and invites, you know, like a lot of their supporters and whatever. And so Elizabeth didn't get her invitation and went on The View and like talked on the show about how she didn't get her invitation. And then immediately the White House issued an apology saying that it was a, quote, oversight, and of course she was on the original invite list, and they have no idea why she didn't get her invitation.
Really? Yeah. Okay. Phone's ringing. I'll get it. I'll let it ring again now. Mikey Show, hello. Why did you let that thing run to us? Oh, I don't know. I was just letting the phone ring there, Mr. President. Yeah, it's like a code. I let it ring a couple of times. Hey, Merry Christmas, Frankie. Hey, Merry Christmas to you. This is your president, George Bush. Yeah, that's right. It's George W. Bush. I got one more month. That's right. Are you having a good time? I am, yo. It's pretty cool.
Short time. Yeah. You got short time, Sandra? I wasn't doing any work. You're not doing anything? No. Hey, what about this? The country's fine, right? Yeah, everything seems fine. Everything seems fine. I'm on autopilot. Not so much. But I got a question for you. Yeah, what's going on? President Bush. All right. What do you make all this Elizabeth Hasselbeck stuff? Oh, you know, listen, Mike, yeah. You know, I got a lot of stuff going on right now. I'm sorry I forgot to invite Tim Hasselbeck to the White House. No, no, no, no, no, no. It was Elizabeth Hasselbeck. I probably should have invited Pete or Eli first. I mean, he's a little bit more relevant. Yeah, except that she's not a quarterback.
She's Elizabeth Hasselbeck. Oh, we're talking about Elizabeth? Yes. She's a hothead. That's her problem. She is. Well, you know, I was mad at myself when I heard that she was on that point of view, yelling about it. No, no, no. Just called the view, Bush. Just the view. Just the view. Well, then here's my view. One at a time. Uh-huh. My turn. I got crazy Iraqis throwing loafers at me, okay? I mean, she's out there, you know, giving a shot while, you know, trying to complain and all that stuff. And here I am, you know, getting shoes thrown at me.
All right, there, I'm done. You go. You don't need this, man. Now you go. Yeah, now you go. I'm very upset, President Bush. It was really an honest mistake. Oh, really? Yeah. Laura asked me to address the invitations this year. Oh, really? Yeah. But she caught me right in the middle of my stories. You're talking about, like, your stories? You mean, like, soap operas? Oh, yeah, I think I accidentally addressed Elizabeth's invite to Bo and Hope in Salem. Okay. I do hope Bo and Hope show up, though, because that would be a real party. Do you mean for Days of Our Lives?
Yeah, their real names are Bo and their characters. Those are actors. And for the... Roman. Yeah, so for the... That's Drake Hodgeston. I don't know. I mean, I don't really even know that. I'm saying, I don't know. President Bush just called you gay. Hey, hey, serious, I have a serious tip. Yes, yes. Let me tell you something. Yeah, yeah. Now, this whole Christmas party could be a real hoot. Yes. I also invited Star Jones and Rosie O'Donnell to do part as well. Yeah.
And then I'm going to have some Jell-O wrestling pits set up. Ew. I'm just going to see what happens. Ew. You know what I mean? Some Jell-O wrestling pits. That's soft. Really? Oh, wow. I love that. If I can do whatever I want. Oh, wow. That's a great idea. Yeah, well, here's the real story. Okay, okay. I sat down at the computer to do my e-vites. Oh, e-vites. Wait, wait, wait. What's up? It's very tech savvy. You invite people to the White House Christmas party using e-vites. You don't use e-vites, Michael?
Well, I'm not the present. Yeah, you click yes, no, or maybe. Yes, I know how it works. And you can see everybody else. Yeah, you make a little funny comment on there. Yes, I am. I know I'm busy. I'm the president. Anyway, I sat down to do my e-vites, and this nice guy popped up asking me if I wanted a free iPod. Oh, really? And I was like, hell yeah, I do. So I signed up for like six of those things. Yeah. And then Sky came over, and we watched Cats on YouTube for like five hours. Oh, that was awesome. That's pretty suckered out of me.
The one that flushes the toilet? That was your favorite? Yeah. Even President Bush can't say. Oh, wow. That somehow irritated President Bush. I thought we had fun. I thought we had a good time. Hey, President Bush, I'm going to move on. Okay, all right. Good idea, President Bush. Shut up, you know, her husband sucks in the NFL, let's be honest. That dude is a lifetime backup. That's true. The one time he gets in the game, he blows the spread for me. He's losing like a billion dollars. A billion?
A better deficit. I went double or nothing. That's not your money to spend. President Bush bets the spread, he says, is I guess the deal. I had to request one of them bailouts. Just in Congress, hands those things out like candy. It's true. It is true. Wow, President Bush. Yeah, all right, I'm going to take off you guys. We love you. I'll catch you later. And by the way, I made it a lot to play that stupid flushing cat story or song.
So don't play it anymore or else you'll go to Guantanamo. Thank you. That's the president of the United States of America. That's President Bush, ladies and gentlemen. Eddie even agrees. What's up, guys? Couldn't agree more with that guy. 7 0 1 0 5 3 the five dirtiest foods the five it's a list of the five dirtiest foods tomatoes cantaloupes oh yeah melons oh look at these
melons are on the list they say the ones grown here in the u.s 3.5 percent of all of them have salmonella or other bacterias. They say among the ones that are imported, 7% tested out there. They say scrub your melons with a little mild... Start from the beginning. Can everybody be quiet? I couldn't hear the sky. Start again. They say to scrub the fruit with a little mild soap and water while we're slicing it. What kind of fruit?
Shush. Scrub your melons, ladies. Wash them real good. Spend some extra time on them. Stop it. Broccoli. Broccoli. Broccoli. Broccoli. Spinach. Dirtiest food. All right, Cherries Jubilee, and that's it. That's it, though. Well, spinach may fall into this category. They say the pre-packaged salad mixes. They say even though it says some of them say triple washed on them, always wash those really really good
do not trust the bag see and that's the thing how do you wash it do you just rinse it with water is that enough I think Rebecca has this spray she sprays on stuff there's a spray she's got this spray she sprays on everything that's not salad dressing oh maybe that's it says wishbone on it like soap and water It's like this organic stuff you spray on there and it, you know, cleans it. I never knew.
That's cool. Kills stuff. Ham's not on there, right? Well, it wouldn't matter. Still eat it. Lick it clean. You kidding. Right off the bone. Get ready for ham. What about chicken? Well, but you're close. Keep going. Turkey. Duck. Fowl. Quail. Eggs. Eggs are on the list. They say more than two million germy eggs go into circulation every year. So definitely think twice before eating some of that raw cookie dough.
Oh, Sean. Oh, I'm screwed. They say when you buy eggs, make sure the carton says that they're pasteurized eggs. And don't buy any in a carton that have some that have like cracks in them. You know, if you haven't, if there's an egg that has a little crack. Well, why would anybody eat an egg with a crack in it? Still good. Oh, no, they're not. What's the big deal? You dry it up and gross, man. You just crack that thing in half and... Oh, you're disgusting. You are the worst. Hey, you're always supposed to check them before you buy them anyway.
You open up the carton and you inspect your eggs. Save that one and throw it at Sean. Wow. Dude, don't... I'm going to. I don't understand. You want to bet? The inside of it's not dirty. The outside of it may be dirty. What's the big whoop? People don't eat it like... Quit crying. Well, yeah. But if you crack an egg and if the egg hits the shell as it's going down, that's where you can. You know, and that's the same thing with the melons. If the outside is contaminated and you're cutting it, then it gets on your knife and you're spreading it along. Gross. Yeah. You're gross. Ashley, you eat that cookie dough raw? All the time.
See, I don't like that anyway. I don't like raw cookie dough. Oh, yesterday. I did it yesterday. Ew. Made a fresh batch. I've never understood it, man. Triple C's. Some people really like that. Triple C's? Made a fresh batch of the triple C's. What is triple C's? Chocolate chip cookies. Duh. What is wrong with you guys? Oh, my God. I apologize. You've never heard that? No. Triple C's. Where have you all been? We're not baking experts. Earth. Chocolate chip cookies. True, so we wouldn't know. Okay, you're missing two. Two things. Carrots. Poo.
Side of rice. So not like peaches or mangoes? Peaches are on the list. What? They say that peach skins are doused in pesticides to prevent blemishes. They say, on average, a peach can contain as many as nine different pesticides. So if you're ever going to buy peaches, make sure you buy them organic. Why do they let us eat that? Don't you trip out that there's like arsenic made in food? Money, money, money, money, money, money. As long as they're making money and it doesn't kill you, they're fine.
And no one's suing because you can't specifically link one peach to something, you know, because you eat a ton of stuff. So who's to say where it comes from? Gnarly. That's why it's so hard to target where you get cancer, you know, because who's to say what caused the cancer? Yeah. Well, we know smoking causes cancer. Lung cancer. Really? We don't know that. It says it right on the box. Ashley, Rob, and Jeff do not know that fact. Jerry's still out. Yeah. They refuse to read the box. Yeah. They're like, it says something, but I don't know. I'm not pregnant.
I'm good. Let me tell you, man. The pesticide thing is starting to creep me out. Oh, it should. Bloss your stuff. Real good. But when you have those soft skin fruits, it gets in there. That's what I'm seeing. Like with a peach, like cold water, like I don't know that that would clean it. No. Like if you have an orange, that's okay. Because you can, I mean, it's not okay. You should always buy organic. But with an orange, you peel the skin off. But with like a peach or something or a pear. How many peaches does everybody eat daily? 19. A million. I usually have 19 on average. Yeah, it's just an average, though. Carrots.
No, but you're on the right track. Hungry Man Dinners. Squash, zucchini. Celery. Don't say zucchini. Celery. Bunnies. Something that grows in the ground. Potatoes. Bunny rabbits. Potatoes. Mike. I don't know if you guys are going to do this. Radishes. A rutabaga. Thanks. Radish. Pastries. Grow in the ground. Eddie says pastries. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What about pastries? No. fruit ones the fruit ones oh my bad yeah not like a croissant yeah that'd be stupid
asparagus that's a bush avocados pineapple avocado they don't grow on the ground lady say something that does but pastries come out of a tree like Mickey Rourke that grows out of the ground Mickey Rourke well it looks like it but that doesn't mean that rice cider rice no cider rice what about a cider rice wheat chick-fil-a you guys Sandy Duncan. Okay. Can I just tell you? Valerie Harper. Fine. Valerie Bertinelli. Scallions. I just ate one yesterday.
These are all things that I eat. But I pulled it out of the ground in my house. I love scallions. Oh, you go with scallions? I have one left. Let me have it. I have one left. They say scallions are responsible for several recent outbreaks of hepatitis A. Isn't that what was the deal with a taco bell? Hepatitis? Oh, great. Oh, great. Green onions? Yeah, at first I thought it was tomatoes, but then they figured it was green onions. Why? What do they do when they're growing out? Because they grow in the poo-poo ground. They do? Well, you grow them, don't you? Yeah, but I grow them in the soil. I don't grow them in poo.
I don't know, but you know, yeah. But doesn't everything grow in the poo-poo ground? Yeah, but if it's really in there and it's harder to wash, right? Like, you know, the chance of the dirt getting in there more. Listen, it was one time and I just really had to go. Disgusting. Well, and they say what's really hard about the scallions is, you know, at home is one thing, but controlling it in a restaurant environment is really hard. Mine are good. I don't know how thoroughly those things are washed. Mine are in my soil, so I know what went in there.
Yeah. The only thing that's gone in there is me. Unless a coyote comes in your backyard. The only thing that's gone in there is me. Oh, just you. Yeah. Oh, and you're clean. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm fine. As long as it's your own. That's right. They say it's okay. It's the rule. Sean. Any chance. Any chance. He's really on one today. He loves those effects. Mikey Show. Hello. That's great. Forget it. Let's see. Is anything jumping out at me? Spock it.
Ah. None of these stories are good. Wow. What's up with the Texas girl's letter to Santa that nabbed an alleged molester? Wow. What? This is quite a story. So, you know, like lots of younger kids are asked to do in school is, you know, write a letter to Santa, you know, so it gets their writing skills and, you know, stuff. So a nine-year-old girl in Texas, in her school letter to Santa, she wished for the man to stop touching her and her sister. Get out of here.
Shut up. No way. Oh, my God. So the teacher took the letter to the school counselor. The counselor called the police, the police investigated, and it turns out that the mother was completely unaware that her daughters were being abused, and it turns out to be a male family member. Oh, my God. So he has been arrested and charged with sexually abusing the girls. And they don't say who it was? No, they don't say the exact relationship to the girls, but they do say it was a 55-year-old relative. That's crazy. That's awful.
Yeah. Who did PETA name Celebrity of the Year? Who cares? Well, she's been a vegetarian since the age of 12. They say that she's not only admired for her beautiful voice, but her kindness to animals. Avril. That makes her a superstar in their book. Ashley. She's a partial vegetarian. Thank you. Cher. Fiona Helmsley. Fiona Apple. Andrew Ridgely. Billy Crystal.
Andrew Dice Clay. Dan Edna. Why would you stop saying Dame Edna? Did you just learn about Dame Edna or something? Because that's twice. Dame Edna is awesome. What did I see with Dame Edna? Oh, Mario Batali. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Obviously, Mario Batali. Yeah, he doesn't like feet, you know, feet. No, he doesn't like meat, right? He's not a singer. Bobby Flay. Bobby Flay. You know, Bobby Flay, king of the barbecue. Oh, how about that guy that Sean watches on TV, the Chuck Wagon guy?
Cowboy Trave. Cowboy Flavor? Cowboy Flavor. He's beat his man of the year. Cowboy Ruiz. No, it is? Oh, Ozzie the Bear. Stalker Channing. It is Leona Lewis. Really? That's what I said. Is it true she's like 18 or something? She's young. I don't know if 18, but yeah, she's... She might be younger. No. No, she's not younger. I wouldn't say younger. She might be. No chance. When Rebecca and I were watching the YouTube stuff, it said 15-year-old Leona Lewis. Get out.
And I know that was a few years ago. Or 85. It was a couple of years ago. 85. Get out. Do your math. No way. It's 23. It's 23. It's 23. 13. If she was really long. 74. 70. All right. 14. Wow. 42. This guy has a list of the best bullies in movies. I know the best bully is in that movie Christmas Story. As a kid. Yeah.
What number? They don't list them by number. What was his name? I don't know. Was she alright? I don't know what she did. I don't know. Someone step on her foot? I think something happened to her. Are you alright? From a Christmas story. Dude, dude. Get him a body bag. Johnny. Yeah, cry kid. Johnny Lawrence from Karate Kid. Is there a problem with that, Mr. Lawrence? What is your problem? Was it Billy Madison? McFly. McFly. Oh, yeah. Biff. Biff. Biff. Biff Tannen from Back to the Future, yes. I would say, you know, Jason from Friday the 13th movies.
He's just a murderer. Terrible boy. Bully. Oh, mean. Darth Vader. Again. The alien from Alien. Bully. Mr. Roper. Shark from Jaws. Wait, what? He wasn't even a bully, though. He was always bullying Jack. Oh, well. He thought he was gay. No, he was doing the little twinkle toes. That's true. What about the bully from My Bodyguard? Oh, yeah. That was Matt somebody. Matt Dillon? Matt Dillon. Mm-mm. That was the ultimate bully.
Oh, wait. Yes, it is on the list. Oh, Sky. You're trying to cheat Eddie. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Melvin Moody from My Bodyguard. dude what was it melvin mooney oh what about in uh uh uh back to the future the guy that biff biff we said that about yeah 15 seconds ago what show yeah this one oh oh mikey's not this one weird science the old the brother. Oh, yeah, Chet. Chet is on the list. Chet. I never saw Revenge of the Nerds, but it had a bully, right? You got Ogre, you got Tim McGillie.
Anybody in Animal House? Well, Revenge of the Nerds, Stan Gable. Yeah, Stan. What about Animal House? Niedermeyer. The head coach in Rudy. Yeah. Martha Stewart. Great Santini. Just Martha Stewart in general. The great Santini. Scott, did you hear that? The great Santini? Yeah. Yeah, it's not on the list. The sheriff from First Blood. Can you please put that down?
Mikey Show. Oh, yeah, I got a guess. Go ahead. What about Ben Affleck from Days of Abuse? O'Bannon. Days of Abuse. Oh, I remember that. He chased the kids with the giant paddle. He was like graduated and he came back so that he could do the paddling. Yeah, he like flunked his senior year, right? That's funny. He looks like I was my bully. I thought about that for a second, and I was like, you're 9-8. Mikey Show.
Hey, I got a guess. What's up? Hey, Lee Ermey in Full Metal Jacket. Yes. He wasn't a bully. He was doing his job. That's true. He's not on there. Gunny. Mikey Show. What's the dude in Breath Kiss Club? Yeah, what about the guy from Brefka's Club? The principal from what? Yeah, the principal or even Judd Hirsch's character. That's... Yeah. No. She takes such joy in saying... No. No. No. No. No. No. Mikey Show. It's got to be the skipper from Gilligan's Island. Wait.
He's such a bully. Okay. Mikey Show. No, I guess. Hi. Hi. Hi. Yep. The Joker. Heath Ledger. Terrible bully. Again, these are murderers. No. Gaston in Beauty and the Beast. Well. Mikey Show. An interesting call. On the list? No. Damn it. Hello? Okay. Hello? Go ahead. I was thinking the Porky from the Practice Club. We already said that one. Yeah, not on the list. Sorry.
Anything from Porky's? The Porky's. Anything from the Mighty Ducks? Is there a bully in Alf? Or Sandlot? Mm-mm. All right, we give up. Okay, you missed Ace Meryl from Stand By Me. Don't remember it. I was Kiefer Sutherland. All right. Heather Chandler from The Heathers. Oh, Mean Girls. What about Mean Girls? Somebody from Mean Girls, right? Nope. The whole idea was bullies. Buddy Rebel. It's a movie about bullies. Three o'clock high. What the hell was that? I don't know. What?
Bruno and Spike from Lucas. Oh. Chosen from The Karate Kid 2. Is that what Corey Haim? Rick Sanford from Angus Sanford and Son And then finally Mike Barnes from Karate Kid 3 Oh wow That's a stretch Is Ashley on there from when she made Zeph cry That wasn't a movie That was real life That is true He's such a bully to Zeph She terrorized him his freshman year He's still in his freshman year
It made him thick-skinned. That's right. I'm sorry? What didn't kill him hurt him. Heard him stronger. Yeah, what didn't hurt him hurt him stronger. It's the old hackney phrase. It's the old phrase. So, you're welcome. Thank you. Tom Cruise blew off his son's acting debut. Oh, consider it. He has a son? Yeah, he has the adopted son, Connor. Oh. He does? Yeah. Well, then he's not really his son, though, because then he, like, adopted him. Then he, like, adopted him. He's an adopted son, Connor.
No, he's not really his son. Have you ever heard of an adopted son, Connor? Yeah, they've got two adopted kids. They're adopted, Mike, so they don't really count. Shut your mouth. Stop saying that. Shut your mouth. You're going to get hate mail. Well, it's like, why didn't he go? I mean, that's terrible. Who is it? Who is that? Well, his name's Connor. How come we never heard of him? Well, we have. I don't know. You haven't. But yeah, he has an adopted son and adopted daughter, him and Nicole Kidman. And his son got his first acting gig in the new Will Smith movie. seven pounds. He plays, like, the younger version of Will Smith in the movie.
Right. Yeah. And... Ironically weighs, like, seven pounds for the role, and it's really a trip. Yeah. And Tom Cruise is in the middle of a press tour for his movie and didn't make the time to go to the premiere of his son's first movie. That is stupid. Yeah, that's really bad. That's really bad. Let's see. Nickelodeon is going to cover the inauguration. What? Why? I don't know. They said for the first... He's going to get slimed. How great would that be? Yeah, for the first time...
If he does that, I'll switch Republicans. I'll be a Democrat if he agrees to be slimed. All right. Well, for the first time ever, Nickelodeon's going to cover the inauguration. They say two reporters, one of whom is Phil Collins' daughter. Well, who isn't? I don't know. Finally. We'll be there to show the swearing in from a young person's perspective. Oh. Yay! Yay! let's see I don't know anything about the gossip girls I don't know if I could do that one they're talking about how they're breastfeeding
their two year old son I thought that was when you went out to dinner every week oh yeah yeah yeah I get what you're saying Rob you're making a joke about me going with the girls is that what you're saying there nail on the head Mike you got me yeah so gossip girl star Kelly Rutherford Her son is two years old and she is still breastfeeding him. And she talks about how in other cultures they do it up to five years and so she's just going to wait and do it as long as it feels right. My brother Steve was 29. Oh, wow. That has not been yet.
Did you guys hear about the guy arrested in Arizona after he jumped security and lunged at Lindsay Lohan? Whoa. Yeah, her and her lady friend were leaving a nightclub early Wednesday morning in Scottsdale. And I guess this guy like got past security and lunged at her and then ended up getting arrested for disorderly conduct. And they said Lindsay was really freaking out. No among us has not done that. Scary. Spaghet. That's all I was trying to do.
Sky, am I missing anything big? Eddie, what about sports? Am I missing any big sports stuff? Nope. Got it all in there? I think we're good. $207 million lotto jackpot got hit by a bunch of city workers in Ohio. Yeah, this is really cool. It's, let's see, well, 14 of them still work for the city. One of them has retired but still was taking part in the pool because they've been buying tickets together twice a week for the last five years for the Mega Millions jackpot, which goes, you know, over 12 different states. And they hit it, and the group won $207 million.
So, they say that, obviously, they're going to quit their jobs, plan vacations. A lot of them are going to help their parents retire. That's cool. Very cool. That's cool. Yeah. And then, there is a San Diego park ranger filing a sexual harassment lawsuit because she says she's been harassed for being a lesbian. Yep. She says sexual harassment. She is a park ranger at, or she was a park ranger for six years at San Onofre and San Clemente State Beaches. And she said because she was a lesbian, they would post obscene drawings.
They would leave women's underwear and sex toys in the locker room around her locker. Sorry. She also says that her supervisors would make offensive remarks and she would get passed over for promotions for other rangers who had less experience than her. So she is suing for an unspecified amount of money. We got it all in there. We've done everything. We's done it all. We's done it. 570-1053 is our phone number. Our text number, 35253. And if you want to leave us a message, 858-715-1923.
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Brent. You know a dude named Brent that works there? I know a guy named Brent that works out in Frontline in Oceanside. Because, see, there's a place in Escondido, and I can't remember the name of it, And I thought it was the one that you just said, but he's the guy that did all the work on my arm, the black and gray stuff. And I want to have him do some stuff again, but he's at a shop in Escondido. dito now and i'm not sure which one but and i don't know what i'm gonna do it but probably um i think they changed the name to fat kid or something like that to fat kid yeah all right i'll look for it all right brother hi dude later rob what is so funny it's just that name
it's just weird and random p1 fritz hello what's up how you guys doing good hey uh since you guys are going to be off in that big UFC fight coming up. I needed to know Eddie's pick for the main event. I needed to know who he thinks between Forrest Griffin and Rashad Evans. Good question. I am going to shock the world. What are you going to say? And say that Rashad Evans is going to beat Forrest Griffin. Wow. Really? Yeah, I really think that. I just, I think Rashad is so, his hands are so fast and I think that, you know,
Forrest will probably try and stand with him and I think the same thing that happened to Chuck Liddell is going to happen to Forest. He's going to get caught with a shot. Really? I think so. Ooh. Say what? Do you know if a shot is favored? No, Forest is the favorite. Okay. It's going to be good. Well, why not? You guys have a good Christmas. All right, man. All right, dude. Thank you. Hey, did I screw up yesterday? Is Missy on next? Or did I, you know, because I know I had that schedule thing all messed up. Missy's on next, right? Yeah. I believe so. Because I messed up the schedule a couple of days ago and Sean... It was just that
one day. Oh, yeah, yeah. I thought Shauna was going to scratch my eyes out. Well, that's how she is. Ladies and gentlemen, the lovely and talented Missy is up next. Today, she's got The Lost and Found. Play all the songs you haven't heard in a long time. Be awesome. And we will get back together with you tomorrow morning at 5.30. But just because we're on a break doesn't mean you can start dating people, all right? See you tomorrow morning. Mikey shows out. Thank you. We'll be right back.
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