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Track 17 - Sky and Ramsey Montage
2006
Best Of Album - 2006 - What Do You Think Of The Name Shilo?KIOZRock 105.3
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Eddie jokes that Skye should be exposed for mistreating Ramsey and launches a mock campaign to free him, but Skye refuses. Skye and Ramsey then perform an escalating manservant sketch involving parade commentary, Ashley's sweaty-hand observation, a golf-caddy assignment and repeated grammar fights. Skye orders Ramsey to check for a Poway helipad, and their misunderstanding over a coop leads to the imaginary Donkey Kong 2 helicopter being copperjacked near Chase Nostelle's Chopper 8. The routine ends with Ramsey confusing insolent and insulin before Skye administers a ridiculous sugar-dipped whip as diabetes treatment.
What happened, in order
Free Ramsey Campaign
Eddie proposes a sting and a T-shirt campaign to free Ramsey, while Skye insists that she will never release her long-suffering fictional manservant.
Parade Commentary
Skye and Ramsey rehearse absurd Rose Parade-style commentary, with Skye berating him over whether the plural of float is floats.
Ramsey the Caddy
Ashley joins the scene as Skye orders Ramsey to buy golf clothes without giving him money and announces that he will serve as her caddy.
Helipad Assignment
Skye demands that Ramsey use a Nextel walkie-talkie to call Poway about a helipad, then turns his confusion into another grammar argument.
Coop or Soup
Ramsey claims that a coop is a kind of soup, prompting Skye to fire up the imaginary Donkey Kong 2 helicopter before the sketch devolves into whipping and a copperjacking.
Donkey Kong Denial
Skye briefly denies that Ramsey or the helicopter exists, then identifies Chase Nostelle's Chopper 8 while Ramsey confuses insolent with insulin.
Sugar Whip
Skye treats Ramsey's supposed diabetes with a sugar-dipped whip and sugar cubes, ending in a prolonged chant of Sugar Whip.
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Let's say Skye was speaking out on manservants, and then they got footage of the way that she actually in reality does treat Ramsay. It would be very hypocritical. Can we set up a sting to catch a predator in Skye's house to somehow free Ramsay finally? What are you talking about? Eddie, I'm going to tell you right now, for the record, this is Skye speaking. You can do all the campaigns you want. You can make all the t-shirts you want. Yes. I will never free Ramsey. Happy Martin Luther King Day to all of you. Give Ramsey the day off today. Ramsey, didn't you want the day off? We're going to do this on Martin Luther King Day. Please, exactly. Let me off. Please. My manservant, Ramsey. That's right. Great. My black manservant. Enough. Because he is black. Yes, he is. Enough. And handsome. Aren't they all? Aren't they all? Oh. You know what I mean by they? Oh, these are very uncomfortables. It's very uncomfortable. Say it. Uncomfortables. Just add it in this. Ignoramus. Say. Are you trying to? Are you trying to? Are you? Don't talk. No, I'm not.
You're talking when I'm talking. Why are you talking when I'm talking? Stopping. Tomorrow's the day, man. Be with all your family. It's the sound of a parade. I'm Sky. Why are you doing this? Me and my black manservant will commentate on the parade and what we're seeing out there. Isn't that right, Ramsey? Oh, this guy, look at all the float. Ramsey, are you kidding me? What I do now? Look at all the float. You said I can't be plurals no more. Well, you can be plurals when there's more than one. There's more than one float out there. That means there's floats. You ignorant fool. That does it right. Ah, there we go. It's the Thousand Oaks High School Marching Band for the 974th time. Don't they look great out there today, Ramsey? I think they look real good.
Miss Guy. I think they look real good. That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Look, Ashley's here with us, too. Oh, Ashley, what do you think of today's parade? I'm thoroughly enjoying it. Have you met my black manservant, Ramsey? Yes, he's very friendly, but he has sweaty hands. That's right. That's because he's working a plow all day long. Isn't that right, Ramsey? You makes me do all kinds of good work there, Miss Guy. Now, say a proper hello to Miss Ashley. Hello, Ms. Ashley. You're one of me. That's right. Ignorant fool. Ramsey? Oh, no. Did you do what I told you and go get your golf clothing for tomorrow? Oh, miss, I can't afford no clothes. Lift your shirt up and turn around. No, please don't. Lift your shirt up and turn around. No, miss, why don't you do that to me? Now, I told you to go get your golf clothing. You're gonna be my caddy. You gave me no money. You're going... You... Shh. You lock it up. Renzi, lock it up. No. You locks it up. Don't talk to me. And I tell you to lock it up. And it's not locks it up, you ignorant fool. It's lock it up.
Okay. Let's please move on. Isn't there news or sports or something you can be doing right now? Did you call ahead to Poway to see if they have a helipad? Oh, me? Yeah, did you call ahead? I don't want to have to do that. I gave you a Nextel walkie-talkie. Now use it. I don't know how them work. Remember, I said it's not an I am. You're ignorant. I dislike people who put letters in words that don't belong there Ramsey why are you speaking out of school
I don't needs to. You don't needs to be. You teach me how to speaks. I know what you meant when you said the coops. If you knew what I meant, what did it mean? It meant it was a type of soup. Oh, really? Like it's a cup of soup? It's a coop? Right? No. Wrong. Fire up the DK2. Back to the drawings board. Fire up the DK2. We're getting out. I mean, it's been a while since we've done this. Let's not. Please. Stop it. I just whipped your skin. It hurt. Did I break the skin? Yes. Let me see. Did you leave the Donkey Kong 2 unattended? It's being copperjacked. Ow. Ow.
Okay, please. I don't have a manservant. I don't know anyone named Ramsey. Ramsey. I don't have a helicopter. Come back here with our choppers. Get down here. Down here. Hey, Dum Dum. That's Chase Nostelle. That's Chopper's 8. That's Chopper's 8. It looks like the Donkey Kongs. It doesn't. Completely different colors. Donkey Kong 2 is black. She's that far. I got the diabetes. Okay. Please. Insolent. Ow. There's other stuff we should. You whipped me with the insolent? I said insolent. I need the insulin for the diabetes. You make no sense, Miss Guy. Oh, no. Please. We have other things to. I need a coop.
Stop it. I'm hungry. I misspoke, okay? I'm going to deal with your disease. My whip is dipped in sugar. There you go. I do feel better. And more. Not so shaky. Three cubes. There we go. Three cubes. Overload. Really? That, that, that, that, that, that, that. Sugar Whip, Sugar Whip, Sugar Whip, Sugar Whip, Sugar Whip, Sugar Whip, Sugar Whip, Sugar Whip, Sugar Whip, Sugar Whip, Sugar Whip, Sugar Whip, Sugar Whip, Sugar Whip, Sugar Whip, Sugar Whip, Sugar Whip, Sugar Whip, Sugar Whip, Sugar Whip, Sugar Whip, Sugar Whip, Sugar Whip, Sugar Whip, Sugar Whip, Sugar Whip, Sugar Whip, Sugar Whip, Sugar Whip, Sugar Whip, Sugar Whip, Sugar Whip, Sugar Whip, Sugar Whip, Sugar Whip, Sugar Whip, Sugar Whip, Sugar Whip, Sugar Whip, Sugar Whip, Sugar Whip, Sugar Whip, Sugar Whip, Sugar Whip, Sugar Whip, Sugar Whip, Sugar Whip, Sugar Whip, Sugar Whip, Sugar Whip, Sugar Whip, Sugar Whip, Sugar Whip, Sugar Whip, Sugar Whip, Sugar Whip,